Mine is 8.7 rn lol
#beginners-assistance
stiff fractal
Ive got like no scav kills fr
whole thistle
I have like 250 scavs and 30 pmc kills or something
stiff fractal
Just been doing these clown ass tasks. Kill 20 scavs in the leg with a banana while wearing a cowboy hat typa tasks
stiff fractal
Throws my kd and sr into the toilet
mint light
there are 3 ppl in gloop gang that tark
whole thistle
Yeah
whole thistle
Woods gang clan leader rn. Taking signups
Start a server specifically for woods sherpaing
Turn it into a clan
Profit
mint light
name it usec camp certification
stiff fractal
That sounds like effort
mint light
max gang is cracked
stiff fractal
See i have commitment issues. And i get socially overwhelmed. I play with 5+ new players everyday. Its alot on my plate
mint light
tell them to die
stiff fractal
If i built up a discord of noobs, id be swarmed with questions i dont feel like answering and everyone would wanna play all the time all at once. Im only one man
whole thistle
See i have commitment issues. And i get socially overwhelmed. I play with 5+ new...
Make a ticket system and take 2 weeks to respond just like the real Sherpas
whole thistle
Or maybe carry 4 at a time lmao
mint light
Just play labs instead
that is real
stiff fractal
Woods is labs remastered
mint light
its like labs is labs was awful
unborn cloak
I have 10 labs keycards stockpiled
whole thistle
Labs is where wannabes go, customs is the real gigachad map
mint light
Labs is where wannabes go, customs is the real gigachad map
zapwag u have more scav kills then pmc
unborn cloak
get some loot
stiff fractal
Woods is where chads are made
whole thistle
zapwag u have more scav kills then pmc
If you have more pmc kills than scav kills you're doing something wrong
mint light
im labbin
unborn cloak
Snoreline is where the crazy people go
jaunty mantle
Whose the best person to turn in chemical pt 4 into
whole thistle
Snoreline is where the crazy people go
Resort is hype asf tho
mint light
SKIER!!!
whole thistle
Whose the best person to turn in chemical pt 4 into
Skiller
unborn cloak
Whose the best person to turn in chemical pt 4 into
therapist give injector case 🤤
whole thistle
therapist give injector case 🤤
Never invest in stocks
unborn cloak
but muh free case
whole thistle
"free" with the price of 1 mil
jaunty mantle
Injector case does sound promising 😂
mint light
zapwag aint even like yeat
jaunty mantle
Are they all easy to regain rep?
whole thistle
Injector case does sound promising 😂
Skier makes you pay him 1 mil if you don't give it to him
whole thistle
Are they all easy to regain rep?
Prapor and therapist are cheap asf
unborn cloak
"free" with the price of 1 mil
Standard edition problems
whole thistle
zapwag listen to doja cat
We're just 2 different types of gay
mint light
Standard edition problems
u lose like .25💀 this is an everyone problem
whole thistle
u lose like .25💀 this is an everyone problem
"NOOOO JUST DO MORE QUESTS!!!"
stiff fractal
Woods
whole thistle
zapwag wanna see my epic rdo clips
Send them here and receive 8 warnings
mint light
i shall
stiff fractal
Get muted like wized
whole thistle
I got warned for posting a pic of floppa once
mint light
thats real
whole thistle
There's literally a mod who posts 100 cat pics every day
stiff fractal
Ive never been warned or anything because im nothing but helpful and woods
whole thistle
Ive never been warned or anything because im nothing but helpful and woods
I have so many warnings
stiff fractal
Im a rule follower
whole thistle
i asked why can they post memes
Eft memes was the best channel
Forever rip eft memes
stiff fractal
I am here in beginners assistance to offer beginners some assistance
whole thistle
Oh no...
mint light
he touched my head
fervent ermine
let them sleep
stiff fractal
Im gonna have to report you to the authorities
mint light
ok
stiff fractal
Its my civil duty
whole thistle
he touched my head
You have been muted for 6 hours. Reason given: Do not post memes or non-Tarkov related images.
fervent ermine
You have been muted for 6 hours. Reason given: Do not post memes or non-Tarkov r...
💀
mint light
You have been muted for 6 hours. Reason given: Do not post memes or non-Tarkov r...
that is so eft
fervent ermine
if its by sessamy then its more accurate
bold kernel
guys what keys do i need for mechanic scout quest ?
stiff fractal
If we talk enough the message will be too high up to see
fervent ermine
guys what keys do i need for mechanic scout quest ?
none
whole thistle
If we talk enough the message will be too high up to see
Some of the moderators are AIs
stiff fractal
I got my sicc case today
whole thistle
Some of the moderators are AIs
The wiki mod definitely is one
mint light
made in a lab by big tarkov
mint light
The wiki mod definitely is one
oh my god that guy only shows up when u say anything with the word wiki
fervent ermine
The wiki mod definitely is one
are they even a mod
whole thistle
are they even a mod
I don't know but every now and then he gets on and responds to every post mentioning the word "wiki" in the past 18 hours
mint light
i cannot wait to be pinged at 3 am tonight
mint light
i did
whole thistle
You've sealed your fate
stiff fractal
It cannot be undone
kindred grotto
it is done
mint light
um achtually we work hard and we dont get paid or something
stiff fractal
Thats me
unborn cloak
society would crumble with no discord moderators and their kittens
stiff fractal
Max should i apply for sherpa
whole thistle
@stiff fractal you should force the noobs you help to paypal you $3000 every game
mint light
id have to say that this server might have the mods i dislike the most
stiff fractal
<@452074208260784138> you should force the noobs you help to paypal you $3000 ev...
I tried but they are poor because they are 12
mint light
and thats a big claim
whole thistle
I tried but they are poor because they are 12
Fair
mint light
kwon and alespic are cool tho
stiff fractal
Max should i apply for sherpa
@mint light
unborn cloak
Dear @stiff fractal I would like you to carry me on woods and give me the violet card. Thank you very much!
whole thistle
id have to say that this server might have the mods i dislike the most
R6 server is definitely worse
mint light
<@526945350435602445>
i dont have 8 wipes so i cant or whatever
stiff fractal
Dear <@452074208260784138> I would like you to carry me on woods and give me the...
Thatll be 69420 dollars sir
unborn cloak
I can offer you a labs carry
stiff fractal
i dont have 8 wipes so i cant or whatever
Do i have enough wipes
unborn cloak
for 69421
unborn cloak
lies
fervent ermine
cope
fervent ermine
oh god no not again
stiff fractal
Where do i apply for woods sherpa role
mint light
oh god no not again
its proof
whole thistle
i am king labber
And you've never visited the L.A. bee, aye eh
mint light
i remember earlier some old guy blocked me because he said i was bad and i sent clips and he said people who are bad have clips
mint light
he said his stash value is almost a billion and it was a week into wipe
fervent ermine
eu labs is full of cracked players
mint light
run eu labs and you will see how good you are
i did bruh u were stream sniping me
fervent ermine
just means he is a rat bruh
fervent ermine
stiff fractal
Where do i apply for woods sherpa role
Will noone assist me in my search for answers
fervent ermine
you do not
whole thistle
I love this games system of being able to play in any imaginable way and how fucking angry the community gets when they see someone who plays different
stiff fractal
I think he meant 9.74
mint light
yeat is actually so hype
analog pond
do the money you get from selling stuff in the blackmarket ever expire
broken hawk
Yo i need someone whos willing to help me a little and kinda show me around if thats ok with anyone
mint light
da blakmarket
whole thistle
da blakmarket
Yeah it's called the ragfare smh
mint light
I think he meant 9.74
no one would flex that
stiff fractal
no one would flex that
A very lost individual would
mint light
apo is british
fervent ermine
he is polish
mint light
arguably worse
fervent ermine
and he is also a cheater
mint light
yeah he 100% cheats
thorn rune
@whole thistle just had a run got 4 scav kills thought i was doing alright then just got cunted from miles away
stiff fractal
mint light
💀
whole thistle
apo has 80 kd
Imagine how much his kd drops every death
whole thistle
<@310758795368202242> just had a run got 4 scav kills thought i was doing alrigh...
Ggez
fervent ermine
everyone says he is a cheater lmao
mint light
idk mane 89 sr
thorn rune
had quite a lot of decent loot too but oh well lol
mint light
sewagebeach are u eu
thorn rune
one scav just came barreling round the corner at me genuinely thought it was a pmc until the death screen said otherwise
yeah uk
whole thistle
idk mane 89 sr
Mine is better tbh
stiff fractal
I swear i havent seen a higher eu playerbase % than tarkov
mint light
eu game has eu players
stiff fractal
Bad
whole thistle
eu game has eu players
Who could have imagined
thorn rune
sewagebeach are u eu
why do you ask?
mint light
i would carry
fervent ermine
"carry"
stiff fractal
Max is na why do you want eu players lol
fervent ermine
he can kill, he cannot carry
mint light
london servers are fun
open hedge
Max is na why do you want eu players lol
I’m central US I can still play EU tho
loud hollow
new to the game obviously and I am just looking for someone with some free time to show me the ropes. I played a few offline games to get used to the game mechanics. I still cant figure out the extract mechanics though. I just don't want to do an online raid without understanding how extracting works.
thorn rune
if you want to play with a scrub like me i'm more than down lmao could do with some pointers tbh
stiff fractal
I got 140 ping minimum on london. Not fun lol
thorn rune
yeah i was hipfiring that last run probably how i managed 4 kills haha
fervent ermine
i remember you stating that you hate eu because the players are 'too good'
whole thistle
new to the game obviously and I am just looking for someone with some free time ...
You need a map to find your extract
open hedge
peak eu player
I swear London lobbies are all bot lobbies 💀
mint light
i remember you stating that you hate eu because the players are 'too good'
then i saw this guy and changed my mind
whole thistle
https://mapgenie.io/tarkov @loud hollow
fervent ermine
if you meet a good player, they will wipe the floor with you
if you meet a bad player they will be a rat
mint light
in na i die to cheater a lot
fervent ermine
no in between
stiff fractal
Cheaters aren’t real
open hedge
I barely see cheaters in US
stiff fractal
Never seen em
mint light
I barely see cheaters in US
labs
loud hollow
https://mapgenie.io/tarkov <@833430082857074699>
thanks, i will check it out
mint light
labs na has so many
fervent ermine
Never seen em
you are woods main
stiff fractal
Cheaters dont come to woods because they are scared of me
fervent ermine
no cheaters want to go woods
whole thistle
labs na has so many
I've seen like 6 cheaters total and 4 were on labs (I've played labs ~10 times)
open hedge
no cheaters want to go woods
They kill whole lobby and only get sks db and rfb
fervent ermine
fr
open hedge
I've seen like 6 cheaters total and 4 were on labs (I've played labs ~10 times)
This is about the same as me
mint light
london labs is playable, other maps are not. because they loveee to sit and snipe
open hedge
I’ve played labs 20 times and like 4 obvious cheaters
fervent ermine
i have seen 2 cheaters on eu, both on shoreline for some reason
open hedge
Seen like 3 outside of labs
mint light
cheaters love resort too
open hedge
i have seen 2 cheaters on eu, both on shoreline for some reason
Shoreline is a cheaters wet dream
whole thistle
london labs is playable, other maps are not. because they loveee to sit and snip...
SOOOOAAAAP
whole thistle
soap cutting video
balljuggler12 vibes
mint light
worst tik toker ever
stiff fractal
Tik tok bad
mint light
words cannot express my joy when i shoot a brainbucket with 5.56 and they die
whole thistle
Tik tok bad
I love reddit and discord!!!! :emoji of a rather overweight man:
stiff fractal
I love reddit and discord!!!! :emoji of a rather overweight man:
Tik tok and anime have ruined todays youth
whole thistle
aot is peak entertainment
fervent ermine
most tiktokers are cringe, some are hilarious tho
stiff fractal
You youngsters always on technology
whole thistle
You youngsters always on technology
yes
fervent ermine
you oldins always shitting on tech because you too slow to use it
stiff fractal
People on tiktok are losers. Tiktok is for cat videos.
mint light
tiktok has some goated funnies
whole thistle
you oldins always shitting on tech because you too slow to use it
Facts he could never hit the mad flicks I was hitting on headcrabs earlier
stiff fractal
Im about to go to the woods and shoot people
loud hollow
https://mapgenie.io/tarkov <@833430082857074699>
is there an easy way to determine spawn point without map. hoe does this map track my progress?
mint light
ok
stiff fractal
I wish that were true
whole thistle
is there an easy way to determine spawn point without map. hoe does this map tra...
This map has no connection to you, just check for landmarks to find out where you spawned
mint light
we need to make old people esports
leaden crystal
is this car crash?
stiff fractal
No
stiff fractal
Wtf kinda question is that
whole thistle
we need to make old people esports
Have you ever seen the grey gunner vs silver snipers
leaden crystal
thx
loud hollow
This map has no connection to you, just check for landmarks to find out where yo...
that's what i figured. thanks.
stiff fractal
Does that look like a car
mint light
is this car crash?
directly across from it actually
mint light
Have you ever seen the grey gunner vs silver snipers
no
leaden crystal
thx
open hedge
is this car crash?
Where the fuck do you see a car
whole thistle
El niño is CRAZY
mint light
is it just danny trejo
leaden crystal
Where the fuck do you see a car
it looks like a car but the closer you get the more it looks like a boat
loud hollow
is there a compass? if so how do i check it in game?
open hedge
is there a compass? if so how do i check it in game?
You get one from completing search mission
whole thistle
is there a compass? if so how do i check it in game?
Yeah but the maps are oriented wrong lmfao, make sure to check the cardinal directions in one of the corners if you use one
fervent ermine
!wiki search
broken quailBOT
stiff fractal
it looks like a car but the closer you get the more it looks like a boat
Because when you are close you can see what it is lol. Thats a no wheels water car
fervent ermine
wait thats the skill
bold kernel
Im currently constructing shooting range, do i have to stay online for the timer to pass? (1hr)
loud hollow
Yeah but the maps are oriented wrong lmfao, make sure to check the cardinal dire...
north is south yeah? lol
fervent ermine
no
whole thistle
north is south yeah? lol
Sometimes
And sometimes east is north
Like on interchange
open hedge
That’s the map your looking at though not the actual in game maps fault
whole thistle
They're all based on the in game paper maps lol
loud hollow
Sometimes
wont the compass point me north? or true north on the map (i.e. Interchange is East is north)
fervent ermine
are there in game maps for every single map?
whole thistle
Yea except labs I think
whole thistle
wont the compass point me north? or true north on the map (i.e. Interchange is E...
Yes but you need to make sure to check the online map for where north actually is
whole thistle
i havent seen a reserve or lh map
Lighthouse doesn't have one yet
stiff fractal
@mint light when are we playing woods tomorrow
fervent ermine
is mapgenie basing theirs off scratch?
whole thistle
is mapgenie basing theirs off scratch?
Oh you mean for lighthouse
fervent ermine
ye
whole thistle
Yeah someone had to make their own
mint light
<@526945350435602445> when are we playing woods tomorrow
maybe later in the day
stiff fractal
Your indecisiveness concerns me
stiff fractal
I will schedule it for that time. As soon as i know what timezone
fervent ermine
ripbozo
mint light
CENTRAL STANDARD TIME
stiff fractal
In 24 hours i will receive you
fervent ermine
1 level till i can get a thicc
stiff fractal
A thicc what
fervent ermine
items
stiff fractal
I will discuss with my parents if i can buy you that
stiff fractal
Fix it
mint light
we shall
stiff fractal
Be the change you want to see
mint light
i will hit level 15
untold elm
stiff fractal
Its like fire element in pokimon
stiff fractal
Yes
plucky lotus
Hey, I just completely re-installed my game becuase I have a wierd bug.
Every time I quee for Shoreline or Interchange, I get stuck on "Awaiting session start" & then my game crashes, just gets stuck on loading, then crashes. I've got quite agood PC so I doubt that's the issue, and it's happened since the new patch. Any clue/advice?
stiff fractal
I just got my sicc today
whole thistle
Hey, I just completely re-installed my game becuase I have a wierd bug.
Every ti...
Have you tried #community-support
plucky lotus
Didn't see that channel. Thanks @whole thistle
whole thistle
Didn't see that channel. Thanks <@310758795368202242>
Yea just paste your message there lol
fervent ermine
i am now broke
novel schooner
open hedge
you're 2 levels off lmao
Shh I need to call you a loser
icy quartz
Would anyone be willing to help with sew it good part 3?
icy quartz
Its a reward for tarkov shooter 6
shy egret
i just found a ronin helmet, should i wear it now or save it for later?
open hedge
i just found a ronin helmet, should i wear it now or save it for later?
It’s terrible and expensive sell it
icy quartz
Sell it, its only level 3
shy egret
oh okay thank you
open hedge
Class 3 and reduced hearing range
icy quartz
Its also a real helmet for somereason
open hedge
Its also a real helmet for somereason
It’s actually pretty neat
Built in cooling system and anti fog stuff
Modular so you can replace damaged parts
open hedge
The people making it are working to make it higher armor class so it’s good
whole thistle
tlou did it first
i saw someone unironically say bsg stole the mp18 from dayz
mint light
real
bold kernel
guys can i make the genrator shut itself down automatically
i wanna go to sleep but im producing something and it will take a long time without fuel and i may not have it in time for my quest
thorn rune
any advice on what to do when you run out of money? cause at the rate i’m dying i’m going to be broke lmao
pulsar brook
Yo can someone plz plz help me with getting Jager unlocked I been trying myself for three days
regal wedge
its there some one that can teach me the game a bit?
pulsar brook
I can if we can get someone to help me get jager unlocked
regal wedge
sure
proud crow
tlou had multiplayer?
mint light
tlou had multiplayer?
yeah i used to play esports for it believe it or not
mint light
regal wedge
@pulsar brook so do you need help?
pulsar brook
Yeah
potent crater
good gun for hunting tagilla?
potent crater
would there be anything better? im sitting on 1.5m
mint light
would there be anything better? im sitting on 1.5m
flechette kinda fucks him up
leg ammo i guess
potent crater
I just dumped him with it last game and did 1k damage all shots should ahve hit face - thorax area and he just didnt die im so pissed now
mint light
aim for the chest
and if ur lucky he tries to heal
i used mp 153 with 8 shell mag usually
dense pagoda
digital sable
I think Magnum Bucking Tagilla's legs would work nicely
dense pagoda
what happened/
potent crater
i used mp 153 with 8 shell mag usually
same i did all flechette and he just tanked it
digital sable
what happened/
Boss guard?
mint light
thats gluhar guard
potent crater
what happened/
raider i believe
mint light
do u play in that fps
potent crater
oh mb gluhar i guess
dense pagoda
do u play in that fps
no
digital sable
The boss guards will warn you to back off then kill you if you don't fuck off quick
dense pagoda
i have 3080 for some reason ny clips r locked at 30
dense pagoda
just nvidia
open hedge
same i did all flechette and he just tanked it
I’ve 5 shot him with flechette
royal monolith
Is there anyway to get the 60 rounder for gunsmith 4? Im stuck on this quest for 2 weeks :/
digital sable
Is there anyway to get the 60 rounder for gunsmith 4? Im stuck on this quest fo...
Mechanic 2 M4 trade comes with a 60 rounder
mint light
Is there anyway to get the 60 rounder for gunsmith 4? Im stuck on this quest fo...
u can use a 100 rnd
lol
u just gotta mix and match the build a bit
royal monolith
u can use a 100 rnd
really?
digital sable
100 round + better other parts to make up for stat loses
royal monolith
with the same build?
royal monolith
gotcha
whole thistle
I think Magnum Bucking Tagilla's legs would work nicely
It does
bold kernel
lf duo to help me with my quests
steep bobcat
I need some help navigating woods to get jeagers note
solemn vortex
What’s the best key to put push to talk?
mint light
What’s the best key to put push to talk?
mouse button
bold kernel
New to the game. Need help with (supply plan on woods) from therapist if anyone could help me get it and extract.
cobalt scarab
!ammo
tribal robinBOT
rare niche
Bro I need to finish so many task
bold kernel
hey anyone wanna run a duo/trio im lvl 11 and its m first wipe
livid anvil
Achoo
open hedge
What’s the best key to put push to talk?
Left click
mint light
Left click
everytime u shoot its just rambo screaming
fervent ermine
Shh I need to call you a loser
:(
fervent ermine
I wish to use the vine boom sound effect
Trust me i can replicate vine booms very well
open hedge
I’d probably be max jaeger by now maybe even like level 35 but I’m having medical issues
I’m so bored
mint light
what medical issues
mint light
do u have ed
mint light
I can’t sit down for reasons
bruh what
open hedge
Hope you ❤️🩹
I don’t want to puncture my heart
fervent ermine
Did my discord send as an emoji
mint light
I can’t sit down for reasons
this is the like go outside disease
fervent ermine
I wrote hope you get better lmao
open hedge
I’m hoping it’s just a small time blood infection that we can just take some meds for
Hope I don’t need another operation
mint light
another
open hedge
Yes
mint light
wtf
open hedge
My brother has type 1 diabetes
mint light
My brother has type 1 diabetes
not epic
normal vine
i am new and struggling with the Jaeger note
Any tips on how to get this done?
I know where it is but I keep hitting landmines or dying to scavs
mint light
near checkpoint
open hedge
Near checkpoint
mint light
ok robot
merry frost
it was proven to not be broken
well it is, but in the opposite, when you build it, it works without filters installed
vale quartz
anyone down to help me with prapor delivery from past task just dm
charred condor
holy shit this quest key is 1.5 million
Guess i gotta find it in a jacket or some shit thats actually crazy
misty ginkgo
holy shit this quest key is 1.5 million
Which one?
icy quartz
I bet I already have it
charred condor
i just checked flea instead of the tarkov market website and its not 1.5million they all want barters
its the RB-KSM key
they want twitch rivals arm bands for it
misty ginkgo
they want twitch rivals arm bands for it
Just get someone with the key to open it
Or someone will probably open it late in the raid
charred condor
true i could do that
i didnt even think of that
does it have good loot behind the lock? is that why its so rare
charred condor
oh damn ok
this my first wipe so im tryna figure everything out but i started trippin when i seen 1.5 million
but ill probably just rat and wait for someone to open it up
livid anvil
Dont hoard it, spend it
Do not listen to this advice hoard your money till the end of the wipe and never spend it
hollow edge
I just got the game, what map should I start on and what should I look for?
charred condor
ill keep all the good weapons in my stash till end of wipe then take them out
icy quartz
I just got the game, what map should I start on and what should I look for?
You should head to the sherpahub if you're that new
charred condor
just run a mosin for a few months
bold kernel
im not new to this server but i never agreed to the rules so this is my first time talking here
idk how any of this server works
icy quartz
You come here to ask for help and everyone volunteers unhelpful advice
Thats about it
pliant cove
which message room do i go to to ask for people to run raids with
brittle canyon
hollow edge
dawg I just got shit on
errant wedge
Should I buy 2 med cases or is it pointless? will I get something better later?
whole thistle
peacekeeper 3 goes so fucking hard
whole thistle
would've been free if you didnt prone
hollow edge
would've been free if you didnt prone
is it not good in this game?
whole thistle
its really fucking loud
hollow edge
ahhh
whole thistle
you only really need to prone if youre sniping
whole thistle
yea
hollow edge
ok thanks
jagged laurel
Do not listen to this advice hoard your money till the end of the wipe and never...
Me with 600 mil left over when it wiped
leaden crystal
is the power supply unit any important ?
mint light
is the power supply unit any important ?
decent
rare niche
I just got the game, what map should I start on and what should I look for?
inspect everything find jager on woods
glass tide
#beginners-chat message Does anyone know whats going on
open hedge
Bruh
Those are other people
Looking for a team (usually looking to flex their gear or kill and steal your gear)
That’s how you invite your friends to a game
Using that screen
@glass tide
open hedge
What
merry berry
for air drops from hand flares does anyone know if you can open them without being the one who called it?
open hedge
Why would you not be able to open it?
merry berry
it has no interact button
dry belfry
Have you tried going to the other side of it?
open hedge
Some airdrops are bugged and nobody can loot them (I thought they said they fixed it but god only knows)
merry berry
may as well I suppose
open hedge
what is the new button for the compass bruh
You now have to bind it in raid in your quick slots
mint light
bind it to number
open hedge
Woods is easy
dry belfry
Reese having rough takes all night
elfin pendant
if theres an airdrop happening in my raid, and I also have a flare, can I also use my flare after?
open hedge
I’d think so but this games a buggy mess
olive oracle
is it normal to wait 10+ minutes for a reserve scav run right now?
open hedge
is it normal to wait 10+ minutes for a reserve scav run right now?
Reserve scav usually takes a while but usually not that long
rare niche
my most profitable scav raid
summer gust
Whats it mean when a person has the green holding hand icon where the EoD crown would be
haughty stream
Whats it mean when a person has the green holding hand icon where the EoD crown ...
Official sherpa I think
digital badge
Whats it mean when a person has the green holding hand icon where the EoD crown ...
theyre a sherpa
summer gust
Also any way I can slap a scope on my SKS with lvl 1 traders or what I need to put a scope on it?
dry belfry
Also any way I can slap a scope on my SKS with lvl 1 traders or what I need to p...
You need lvl 1 jaeger
He sells the SKS with the DT mount on it
fathom ocean
Also any way I can slap a scope on my SKS with lvl 1 traders or what I need to p...
you can run a vpo 136 from skier with 30 round mags and put a scope on it
just buy the bastion dust cover and put a sight on it
summer gust
He sells the SKS with the DT mount on it
I think thats the op-sks, i just have a normal sks, i got DT mounts too but they dont fit on the normal sks xD
dry belfry
Yeah, you can't put any scope on that sks
summer gust
f
stiff fractal
i missed woods. i can live again
summer gust
Hate navigating on wood: "Those trees sure look like those other trees"
especially in the top left area with all the ponds
stiff fractal
Its amazing how all that goes away and you know exactly which tree you are next to after enough time
flint crystal
bro can someone sherpa me to get the folder in the cabin on woods
i cant do it
im too lazy to go geared because ive lost 700k trying to get it
i was born mute tho so i cant talk
dry belfry
Oof
stiff fractal
I wood help you but i just got off for the evening
flint crystal
:[
stiff fractal
Did you atleast like my woods pun
flint crystal
it was hilarious
stiff fractal
Thank you. I need validation
mint light
i was born mute tho so i cant talk
rly
stiff fractal
Its the internet
flint crystal
yeah but like
anyone that can talk will talk
for this game
because you sorta have to
stiff fractal
How does being mute even work?
stiff fractal
Can you like pretend to talk and just nothing comes out?
flint crystal
Can you like pretend to talk and just nothing comes out?
well because i have never talked before i dont know how to start but i can open my mouth and flex the muscles around that area
stiff fractal
Can you make any noise? Like scream? Lol
stiff fractal
Ive never talked to someone who cant talk before so this is new to me
stiff fractal
Like is it an inability to learn how to produce noise? Or to control the noises you produce?
dry belfry
What physically causes that?
flint crystal
inability
flint crystal
What physically causes that?
i think its a birth defect
but whats weird is that nothing else is wrong with me
nothing like adhd or add
only mute
dry belfry
You must sign then, right?
stiff fractal
Do you not have vocal chords? Lol
misty ginkgo
Not to be rude, but you just can’t move your mouth?
flint crystal
You must sign then, right?
yeah but i had a really hard time learning it
so i cant really do it well
dry belfry
Do your parents sign too, or you can hear fine so they don't bother?
flint crystal
Not to be rude, but you just can’t move your mouth?
i can but i cant hum laugh scream or talk
dry belfry
Can you whistle?
stiff fractal
Being mute is an odd concept
misty ginkgo
Just like having a third nipple.
Never understood how it’s possible - some people also have 3 balls
stiff fractal
Like if you dropped something on your foot, do you just get a silent painful facial expression
flint crystal
its a sound that messes with the air
misty ginkgo
Like if you dropped something on your foot, do you just get a silent painful fac...
💀
dry belfry
Thanks for talking about it. It's very interesting
stiff fractal
Thanks for talking about it. It's very interesting
Typing about it* dont be insensitive
mint light
es hora de comer
stiff fractal
Twas a joke lol. U seem to be cool with the questions.
dry belfry
when u buying me nitro lol
When I get mod on your server
flint crystal
Twas a joke lol. U seem to be cool with the questions.
👍
mint light
i am a very bribable man
stiff fractal
Im colorblind so im quite used to people asking “what color is that” “how do you drive” etc
flint crystal
Like if you dropped something on your foot, do you just get a silent painful fac...
yeah
misty ginkgo
Pres just became a discord kitten 💀
mint light
i would for nitro
dry belfry
Isn't Nitro only like $5 per month?
misty ginkgo
It’s 5$ bro
mint light
yes
dry belfry
Pres a cheap trick fr
mint light
no
misty ginkgo
20 minutes of work
stiff fractal
Pres is 14
misty ginkgo
After taxes
stiff fractal
Are you the person in your pfp
dry belfry
Lmfao
summer gust
Zhuk-3 or MF-UN body armour?
misty ginkgo
Zhuk-3 or MF-UN body armour?
3
summer gust
oke
mint light
yes
misty ginkgo
anime girl 🥵
misty ginkgo
5$ bro
prime tendon
does anyone have dorm mark key i need to do cult part 2
mint light
dude i need nitro in my life
stiff fractal
No u dont
dry belfry
You need a sugar daddy
mint light
im like spongebob with water
misty ginkgo
Mods be making big stonks wth
mint light
You need a sugar daddy
yeah
mint light
no
stiff fractal
Wized
stiff fractal
Why do you live on tiktok and change your name everyday
dry belfry
He is the literal target audience for TikTok
misty ginkgo
Im on TikTok when not having anything else to do
stiff fractal
You never have anything to do lmao
misty ginkgo
Like, 15 seconds videoes
Pretty good when walking
Or in a train, don’t need to pause videoes. I’ll just forget about it then
stiff fractal
Is that why youve changed your name multiple times per week
misty ginkgo
And Wdym change my name
stiff fractal
Imagine walking and having trains lol
misty ginkgo
Why are you real zeppelin
Because if people was breaking rules i would remind them.
I know a thing or two about warnings in this Discord
Mutes aswell
But i don’t do that anymore
So i kinda need a new name
stiff fractal
Are you reformed
dry belfry
Max Clan reformed bad boys
stiff fractal
Change your name to wized
misty ginkgo
There we go
dry belfry
Wized has a bad rep
mint light
i will become operator
stiff fractal
There we go
How many minutes do you intend to keep this name lol
misty ginkgo
Change your name to wized
That’s boring
stiff fractal
i will become operator
I need it first fr
misty ginkgo
How many minutes do you intend to keep this name lol
78
stiff fractal
Ive earned operator
dry belfry
i will become operator
Idk, Kwon not as active lately
mint light
I need it first fr
i will leave server if u get it first
misty ginkgo
Idk, Kwon not as active lately
💀
rancid nova
help
misty ginkgo
i will leave server if u get it first
@river rampart can you give Spartan operator please 🥰🥺
dry belfry
Lmfao
stiff fractal
Ive been good I promise
mint light
mane why u pining him
dry belfry
I don't think that's gonna work
stiff fractal
Ive never been warned and i sit here 12 hours a day helping people realize their passion for woods
misty ginkgo
Ive never been warned and i sit here 12 hours a day helping people realize their...
That sounded very sad
Don’t you sleep
Or work
misty ginkgo
Bruh
stiff fractal
Tarkov is my job
lunar ibex
how do i do tasks
dry belfry
Some days I legit get paid just to sit in this chat
Like tomorrow
No calls
Paid for discord
misty ginkgo
How much % do you pay in taxes in NA btw?
stiff fractal
0
dry belfry
Uh
stiff fractal
Everything is free
rancid nova
fk off
lunar ibex
can someone help me unlock jager on woods i keep dying
misty ginkgo
Everything is free
Freedom 💪
misty ginkgo
can someone help me unlock jager on woods i keep dying
Spartan is your guy
rancid nova
wtf
stiff fractal
Everyone needs woods help as soon as i log off i stg
misty ginkgo
Everyone needs woods help as soon as i log off i stg
I need help on Woods aswell
When will you be on
Haven’t been on all night
rancid nova
why your name "sherpa" if you arent actual sherpa role
misty ginkgo
why your name "sherpa" if you arent actual sherpa role
He is a sherpa
rancid nova
im confused
stiff fractal
Tomorrow morning at 7 am cst. My only appointment is with @mint light at 7pm cst.
rancid nova
maybe there isnt a sherpa role in this disc
misty ginkgo
He’s not official, BSG sherpa
He is sherpa tho
He helps people, teaching them. Sherpaing
Just not “verified” by BSG
stiff fractal
Im a community voted and vouched for woods sherpa
mint light
very true
dry belfry
How much % do you pay in taxes in NA btw?
I pay ~32%
dry belfry
Calculating my net vs gross just now made me upset
stiff fractal
Its 9% here roughly
misty ginkgo
America isn’t as free as i expected wth
misty ginkgo
Its 9% here roughly
THAT’S REAL AMERICA
stiff fractal
And we get it refunded once a year
misty ginkgo
And we get it refunded once a year
Bruh
misty ginkgo
That’s so stupid
hazy laurel
America isn’t as free as i expected wth
We have the freedom to eat junk food, balloon up to six hundred pounds, and die of a heart attack at age forty three. To me, that's beautiful.
misty ginkgo
We pay ~50% and once a year we usually have to pay even more
stiff fractal
That’s terrible lol
misty ginkgo
We have the freedom to eat junk food, balloon up to six hundred pounds, and die ...
So nice 🥰
rancid nova
wtf
misty ginkgo
That’s terrible lol
Denmark is so nice.
We get free everything tho, other than taxes
hazy laurel
I wish I got tax money for free too
rancid nova
denmark->sweden->norway
(tax up up up)
stiff fractal
I pay like 9% income tax, 10% sales tax, and i get a few thousand dollar check once a year from tax returns. Its really not hard to live well here
rancid nova
I pay like 9% income tax, 10% sales tax, and i get a few thousand dollar check o...
bruh i am 23, first job ive got for 3-4 years now, i pay +33% tax lul
misty ginkgo
denmark->sweden->norway
(tax up up up)
Denmark is the highest
rancid nova
sweden 
misty ginkgo
Sweden is just stupid, eating Cinema bunns all the time
rancid nova
Denmark is the highest
i dont actually know
summer gust
Is it better to heal after raid or from stash?
rancid nova
Sweden is just stupid, eating Cinema bunns all the time
wtf
stiff fractal
bruh i am 23, first job ive got for 3-4 years now, i pay +33% tax lul
Thats absurd. I wouldnt work to pay half my check away to the government lmao. Rather live off the land and die at 30 from a curable illness i got from the wild
rancid nova
Is it better to heal after raid or from stash?
for skill you heal in raid, but 9/10 games you wanna heal outside of raid
lunar ibex
just made 220k on a factory scav run
misty ginkgo
i dont actually know
We have 55.5. Highest in Europe
rancid nova
Thats absurd. I wouldnt work to pay half my check away to the government lmao. R...
my mom pays +40% tax
stiff fractal
She needs to strike
All the shit America gets about our healthcare, but like if you arent sickly, youll wish you lived here lol
rancid nova
"arent sickly"
people dont want to call ambulance when they get shot because its too expensive
stiff fractal
Ill die before i call an ambulance
stiff fractal
anyway, not a topic for this channel
Youre right
So who is voting for me to be an official sherpa
misty ginkgo
Thats absurd. I wouldnt work to pay half my check away to the government lmao. R...
Danish people are very different there.
We complain about the high taxes, as it’s annoying - but do know that it’s helping a lot of people. We can have clean roads, have free mental health care, free school, good police, free healthcare etc.
When we get old we have people to help us, for free.
And i mean, danish people is very well paid.
stiff fractal
“Free” but you pay for it your whole life. Just in a different way at a different time
misty ginkgo
A normal 18+ worker gets ~30$/hour.
Under 18 is ~17$/hour
stiff fractal
Wized will you vote for me in this years sherpa elections
misty ginkgo
“Free” but you pay for it your whole life. Just in a different way at a differen...
If we ever get cancer, break a leg etc.
School is very expensive aswell. Very few educations we have to pay for, what we call a master degree
misty ginkgo
Wized will you vote for me in this years sherpa elections
Depends
rancid nova
did they remove red rebel extract from woods ?
misty ginkgo
We need danish Sherpas
misty ginkgo
did they remove red rebel extract from woods ?
Never been there
dry belfry
did they remove red rebel extract from woods ?
You're a couple wipes late, my friend
rancid nova
there was a mountain thing
misty ginkgo
That’s a long time ago
rancid nova
i didnt play for 2 years or so
fathom ocean
😂
misty ginkgo
Before Woods expansion
dry belfry
If we ever get cancer, break a leg etc.
School is very expensive aswell. Very f...
I would love all of this.
rancid nova
why tf they remove red rebel exfils
stiff fractal
When i redesigned woods, i took it out
rancid nova
why did i even bother getting it xd
fathom ocean
When i redesigned woods, i took it out
damn why
dry belfry
why tf they remove red rebel exfils
They didn't. They just moved the Woods one to LH
dry belfry
Eh, it's good the way it is
The Reserve one is beyond valuable
The LH one is okay for loot runs
fathom ocean
I was tired of looting paracords
damn
stiff fractal
Yeah you may have heard but im actually a woods sherpa so i know everything about woods
misty ginkgo
I would love all of this.
I love it.
I’ve used it a lot, if i have anything that i think could be important to get checked i just call them and get an appointment - usually within 1-2 hours.
We also have so many small things that’s just nice to have. Schools literally give you free Adobe programs when going there.
You get a free computer for going to school aswell.
Everything is paid on school trips
fathom ocean
I guess it’s about that time I learn lighthouse
misty ginkgo
Woods 💪
fathom ocean
I hate learning new maps bruh
stiff fractal
I want to see all of you on woods every raid
misty ginkgo
I only listen to Lord Spartan
misty ginkgo
I don’t have any tasks there
Just remember it 💀
fathom ocean
I know how to learn them I just don’t like it 
fathom ocean
Just remember it 💀
remember what
misty ginkgo
The map
stiff fractal
I don’t have any tasks there
Im giving you the task to play woods
Forever
Do not cheat on woods
frank flint
I guess it’s about that time I learn lighthouse
I did a lighthouse raid and found a mdr I love light house now
stiff fractal
556 is poopoo
fathom ocean
facts
frank flint
never running that shit again either fuck 556
I had the 762 version
misty ginkgo
You just got outskilled
stiff fractal
55a1 is good
fathom ocean
I had the 762 version
oh yes
misty ginkgo
56a1 is good aswell
lunar ibex
is dorm 105 good
misty ginkgo
But more boring
misty ginkgo
is dorm 105 good
Look it up on wiki
stiff fractal
Caught a level 2 and 6 trying to hit the convoy on woods.
lunar ibex
too lazy
fathom ocean
Caught a level 2 and 6 trying to hit the convoy on woods.
woods sherpa shouldn’t be killing the noobs 
stiff fractal
woods sherpa shouldn’t be killing the noobs <:8joedevastated:894154719549861919>
I was teaching them a lesson
frank flint
I was teaching them a lesson
What’s the lesson
fathom ocean
oh I see
stiff fractal
Also triple gold chain spawn
fathom ocean
gyatt
stiff fractal
What’s the lesson
To not breath in my lobby
fathom ocean
oh no
frank flint
best kit no cyap
I only run knife
misty ginkgo
I only run knife
Chad
icy quartz
I actually got a scav task to kill 3 pmcs with melee weapons
frank flint
I actually got a scav task to kill 3 pmcs with melee weapons
Easy
fathom ocean
I actually got a scav task to kill 3 pmcs with melee weapons
💀
lunar ibex
fuck bruh i found a flash drive but i died
stiff fractal
Havent done a scav task. They are all stupid
frank flint
Havent done a scav task. They are all stupid
I haven’t done a task at all
frank flint
Go to woods
No the jaeger quest is too hard
stiff fractal
Its literally pick up paper and leave on the safest map
You can do that task butt naked with audio off
frank flint
Its literally pick up paper and leave on the safest map
The scary map
fathom ocean
Its literally pick up paper and leave on the safest map
factory safest map
frank flint
Like just run
Lol
frank flint
factory safest map
Fr
stiff fractal
Factory isnt safe when i go there fr
lunar ibex
its chaos and i love it
stiff fractal
Been running the factory timmies over
elfin pendant
i called a flare airdrop in raid and its not coming. is it not guaranteed?
frank flint
How is woods a scary map? There is cover everywhere lol
I tried to go to woods and there was two teams of two and a solo near jeagers house
stiff fractal
i called a flare airdrop in raid and its not coming. is it not guaranteed?
It takes like a minute or two. Shoot it in the sky
elfin pendant
It takes like a minute or two. Shoot it in the sky
yea i did
i called it at 8 mins left its now 3 mins and still no sound of the plane
stiff fractal
I tried to go to woods and there was two teams of two and a solo near jeagers ho...
Sit in bush. Wait for them to leave
lunar ibex
cant u spawn w those as a scav?
frank flint
i called a flare airdrop in raid and its not coming. is it not guaranteed?
Are airdrops only called by ppl?
stiff fractal
i called it at 8 mins left its now 3 mins and still no sound of the plane
You got scammed
frank flint
Sit in bush. Wait for them to leave
I’ll try that next time
lament hawk
anyone have any spare parts can help me do gunsmith 3 and modify an mp5
low yew
Is my best chance of finding flash drives going to be safes?
stiff fractal
Is my best chance of finding flash drives going to be safes?
Likely. Safes and cabinets for most ppl
low yew
Alr thanks
dire monolith
weeklys op bro https://prnt.sc/5ipWI76gnmrA
valid trout
weeklys op bro https://prnt.sc/5ipWI76gnmrA
80m and 70 scavs wtf
frank flint
Are airdrops only called by ppl
valid trout
Are airdrops only called by ppl
no
summer gust
how far is 50m described using factory map? xD
stiff fractal
weeklys op bro https://prnt.sc/5ipWI76gnmrA
What the tarnation
stiff fractal
I had to kill 20 pmc with an smg for just 26k xp lol
dire monolith
at first i was clueless, spending 6 minutes repositioning to kill a scav
then i just sat on lighthouse rock and killed chalet and road scavs
stiff fractal
80m and 70 scavs wtf
Hi skittles
summer gust
weeklys op bro https://prnt.sc/5ipWI76gnmrA
Hey look, something I could never finish and rewards i sourly want xD
valid trout
Hi skittles
wassup bro
dire monolith
it was really easy once i found the good spot
and the good spot was the mountain on lighthouse near merin car
stiff fractal
wassup bro
Do i still have your vote for sherpa of the year?
valid trout
Do i still have your vote for sherpa of the year?
yes you do my g