#beginners-assistance

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gloomy jacinth
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ima try customs next

edgy plover
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Ram also affects load times as well - 8 can give you really slow load times on intensive maps like Reserve, Lighthouse, or even Woods

heady sundial
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load times are not as important imo

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slap the game on an ssd and you good

edgy plover
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Just a bit of info - up to you if it matters

gloomy jacinth
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haha

split dagger
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holy mp7

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gloomy jacinth
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well, the pirated version feels great, but i want to experience pvp and support the devs

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i feel bad playing pirated games

heady sundial
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pirated version = no updates and no pmcs

gloomy jacinth
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specially well made games like eft

heady sundial
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if you are having fun play it pirated

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some players prefer single player eft

gloomy jacinth
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but isnt it against tos

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and technically wrong

heady sundial
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well yeah

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every pirated game is

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well pirated

gloomy jacinth
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i only donwloaded it pirated to test out

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so i just dont buy the game to not play it

heady sundial
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i dont know if you can refund it

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so

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good thinking

gloomy jacinth
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yea

split dagger
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you arent really hurting anyone downloading pirated tarkov

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only yourself

heady sundial
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the game is really expensive imo but it has alot of playtime

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like one raid is approx 30 minutes

gloomy jacinth
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tbh my aim is decent, but i get tense over games like eft

heady sundial
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and you gotta do alot

gloomy jacinth
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and my arm just trembles

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yknos

heady sundial
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aim doesnt matter in tarkov

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well almost

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tarkov is all about knowledge and positioning

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since you die in 2 shots

gloomy jacinth
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i ser

heady sundial
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aim isnt really gonna help

gloomy jacinth
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just like dayz

split dagger
heady sundial
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sometihng like that yeah

split dagger
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its like a horror pvp game

gloomy jacinth
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exactly

heady sundial
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once you get over the fear of dying and losing stuff

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the game becomes 3x more fun

split dagger
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but as bappo said it provides a lot of playtime

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i bought the eod version which is like 150 but i have over 700hrs

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and more to come

gloomy jacinth
spiral flicker
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roblox? eft_PrapKEK

gloomy jacinth
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ye

heady sundial
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well

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tarkov i guess its different

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tarkov feels alot more rewarding

spiral flicker
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yea

heady sundial
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and it feels good to kill people

spiral flicker
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feels so good when u die 3 times in a row with end game gear

heady sundial
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knowing they lost all they had because of you

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the mental damage

split dagger
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the feeling of knowing you sent someone to stash and they wasted all their time

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precious

spiral flicker
somber dragon
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i keep dogtags so i can remember

spiral flicker
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but i am the one who is going in stash

heady sundial
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i sell for profit

spiral flicker
heady sundial
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xd

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it do be like that sometimes

somber dragon
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i have a couple that tell a story

heady sundial
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every dogtag has its story

split dagger
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who needs flashdrives

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heady sundial
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they go like 60k on flea

somber dragon
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there was a server wide fight and i cleaned up once, and another time i found an entire server dead last guy dying to a scav

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its fun being a detective

spiral flicker
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no face mask

edgy plover
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And no facemask, he wants them to knowdamn you got it first

spiral flicker
dry belfry
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What safe is that?

spiral flicker
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average

dry belfry
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I've found like 15 flash drives in safe in the small house across from Chalet with the medical bag in it

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CONVINCED it's a special flash drive safe

split dagger
split dagger
gloomy jacinth
# heady sundial tarkov feels alot more rewarding

the game i was talking about was really hard grinding, a loot zone would get you 500 at best, there was about 6 loot zones only, for a 35 people server to compete for, an m4 was 4500 armour was 1500 and healing plus a secondary would be 2000

heady sundial
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whats the game

gloomy jacinth
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it felt great ambushing someone with a deagle

dry belfry
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Hello Kitty Online

gloomy jacinth
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money is way easier to get

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more friendly prices

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but on 1.1

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economy was hell

crisp saffron
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excuse me, why are there some items where players prefer euro on the flea market?

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thank you for your help

split dagger
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and you can use eurs to get items case

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it lists his offer on top as well because flea uses old eur price

dry belfry
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i love it

crisp saffron
dry belfry
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yeah

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you need to be meaner

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like this

heady sundial
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nice guys no bitches

dry belfry
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Hey idiots, why are other idiots listing their flea market listings in EUR? p.s. - you're shit p.p.s - wen wipe

crisp saffron
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šŸ˜„

heady sundial
split dagger
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community is pretty chill especially in this chat

crisp saffron
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im german, we need to be nice anbd polite by law

dry belfry
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Nowadays, yea

heady sundial
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germans sound angry by default

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like a normal conversation feels like an insult war

crisp saffron
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nooooooo, our language sounds like a melody in my head

heady sundial
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nonnonononononono

split dagger
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you heard dutch people talk?

heady sundial
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me ?

split dagger
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yea

heady sundial
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y

split dagger
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they are close to germans I swear

heady sundial
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something like that

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yeah

marble crag
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Anyone wanna play?

split dagger
open hedge
heady sundial
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REESE

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WHERE THE FK WERE U

dawn geyser
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Celebrating his birthday

open hedge
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Playing clash Royale

dawn geyser
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o

open hedge
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My birthday was yesterday

dawn geyser
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COC? call

open hedge
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I barely play coc anymore

dawn geyser
heady sundial
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hapy birtay

open hedge
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I like builder base more than main

dawn geyser
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Even more Sadge

heady sundial
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coc is chad game

open hedge
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I like clash Royale more

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I suck at it but itā€™s still fun

heady sundial
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get out

dawn geyser
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Come back to us chuu_dance

open hedge
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I donā€™t like town games

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Too boring

heady sundial
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coic is something else

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coc is coc

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you missed insane facotry gameplay yesterday

nova sentinel
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jus play angry birds or hill climb racing

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best mobile games coc and cr mid

open hedge
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Bros stuck in 2016

split dagger
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if your playing coc your stuck in 2016 dude

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i played that shit in second grade

open hedge
dawn geyser
open hedge
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Coc gets opened like once every 2 weeks

nova sentinel
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clash royale is mid ah hell

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hill climb racing 2 is where it at

open hedge
split dagger
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i used to play so much hill climb

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especially the map in space

nova sentinel
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moon

split dagger
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that shit is dope

nova sentinel
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mx bike on moon meta

violet crystal
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a

open hedge
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Hog mountain

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Iā€™m a filthy casual

violet crystal
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L

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legendary arena

upbeat bobcat
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Hey is an i5-11400f and a 3070 good?

dawn geyser
bold kernel
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is their a way to speed up the buidling prosses of the shooting range?

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in the hideout?

dawn geyser
bold kernel
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alr

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and im making a tarkov clan so how would i go with getting the clan leader role?

dawn geyser
mint light
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eft clan

mint light
open hedge
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Clans are mid

dry belfry
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Saying mid is mid

open hedge
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Ok buddy

dry belfry
open hedge
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This game is a ram muncher

languid patrol
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^^ facts

mint light
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yes

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32gb if possible

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yummy ram

open hedge
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16 is fine

languid patrol
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upgrading from 16 -> 32 was a big improvement for me

silent hamlet
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When I am in the edit preset UI, is there a way to see how the different mod parts affect the weapon stats??

languid patrol
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*me

dry belfry
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Yeah, a lot of folks get rid of their performance issues when they move past 16gb

mint light
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u get stutters a lot

open hedge
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I donā€™t

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Cpu and ram are the big players

dry belfry
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I got stutters with 16gb

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Reese is just mid

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Reese stutters irl

open hedge
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Bruh

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Why you trying to start fights

dry belfry
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b-b-b-b-bruh

open hedge
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Wow you are quite irritating

languid patrol
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lmfao

open hedge
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Good job

dawn geyser
dry belfry
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Lol

mint light
dry belfry
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I'm just joshin'

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Reeses and are are buds

mint light
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ā€œjoshinā€ šŸ’€

dry belfry
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We chat a lot

open hedge
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Iā€™m just joshin

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Ofc

dry belfry
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Photoshopped

open hedge
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Indeed

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Very photoshopped

dry belfry
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You got skills

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Respect

stuck dirge
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Iā€™m sure Reeseā€™s has the template ready to go, just drag and drop in a photo and a name

dry belfry
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Agreed

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Reese I gtg to the gym, ttyl bud

knotty patio
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is anyone able to help me complete this damn flashbang quest

mossy flower
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Hey can anyone help me unlock yaeger?

languid patrol
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i can help anyone with their quests in like 30mins-1hr. I am only level 7, but I can help escort people around or whatever

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I'm still a noob, but I am down to help people quest after work

open hedge
woven fiber
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my dude looks scary af tf šŸ˜„

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open hedge
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Negative graphic settings

fresh owl
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holy shit balls

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my scav spawned with a ledx

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open hedge
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How much rep?

earnest hull
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Takin it back to ps2 graphic days

open hedge
fresh owl
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laura croft tits

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im like 5.4 rep

earnest hull
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Idkā€¦.not quite enough pointy ends

fresh owl
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5.7

open hedge
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Im stick at 4.20 rep because I keep killing bosses

earnest hull
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Iā€™m at 5.4. Try my best to just avoid other pscavs all together cuz 80% of them will shoot you just for a chance of getting loot

fresh owl
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if i have nothing good ill do my best to follow scavs until they do something bad

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i set up a scav knife fight and then killed the winner for some sweet 0.03 rep

earnest hull
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I had a bank robber and the VKBO bagā€¦.had a pscav come up asking if I had any healing items and then he filled me with buckshot

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Likeā€¦..just why?

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If I had a bigger bag or half decent gear I could understand more but not for that crap

fresh owl
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i always keep my distance so that i can win the gunfight

open hedge
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Distance more like cringe

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Real men use smgs and just shift W the enemy

woven fiber
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kedr vibes

open hedge
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The kedr is the master of not penning a shattered mask

misty ginkgo
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Any of you who is dorms chads?

cinder storm
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Or if you went to the room opposite of the guy you killed, you couldā€™ve also jumped out that side and dipped

misty ginkgo
languid patrol
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that would 100% break my legs

misty ginkgo
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This shit account is lvl 16 aswell, not really any skills leveled up.

Stamina and running around making him confused would be impossible.

spiral dirge
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yo yo new new players im going to be streaming helping new people. lfg beginners #5

languid patrol
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I am off of work, who needed help with their quests?

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oh ill join

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im shite

spiral dirge
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join up

languid patrol
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5 is full

spiral dirge
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ctr r

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nobody in here but me

short dragon
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oh my god i just had the craziest scav raid on interchange

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a pmc shot at me by emercom and i killed him with a pp-9 i picked up, then i killed 2 pscavs trying to get my loot. and the last one i killed with a single bullet i had in a VPO 101 that i got from the pmc lmfao

misty ginkgo
short dragon
buoyant sonnet
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I need a partner im new and trying to learn

short dragon
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That last pscav btw i sniped him at 100.6 meters

earnest hull
whole thistle
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this guy had a mosin on factory lol

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earnest hull
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Probably doing the jaeger quest

cinder storm
earnest hull
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I still need to do that one lol

whole thistle
earnest hull
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Iron sights can be a hassle if youā€™re not used to em

whole thistle
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i stabbed him

mint light
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he was in his face lmao

earnest hull
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That is true lol

whole thistle
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griddy

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mint light
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why is my arm like tha

earnest hull
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I may be old but I think I wouldā€™ve at least landed a couple shots lol

mossy wagon
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can anyone teach me how to play the game im new

mint light
whole thistle
earnest hull
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Ok that 2nd one especially is embarrassing lol

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I would probably stop playing for a few hours if that happened to me

spice pawn
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Well

whole thistle
spice pawn
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I accidentally killed sanitar on my scav but I got blue labs key

earnest hull
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Worth it at that point

mint light
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this guy sucks

untold sphinx
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Ima need help installing this game

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I've restarted my PC 5 times already

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Tried to install the game at least 20

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The fuckin thing just aint budging

whole thistle
whole thistle
untold sphinx
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I click install another popup comes from there I click install again and it disappears

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This installer buggin

open hedge
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Community support has fixes

long seal
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hey guys question, looking to get med items to craft in my hideout, what map should i be running to find more of that stuff?

open hedge
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Woods and shoreline (donā€™t go shoreline if you donā€™t have the keys)

versed wedge
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Hey, how much is a yellow keycard?

long seal
open hedge
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Just check flea

versed wedge
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okay thank you!

open hedge
long seal
open hedge
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Look up a key guide

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Shoreline is hard going into blind

long seal
earnest hull
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I really need to go through my shoreline keys and try to figure out which ones are worth keeping. Currently have a key tool full plus a couple more

long seal
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yeah dude i just did that recently

earnest hull
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Been trying to find guidance on it but anything I find online is those dumb older dumb ā€œgamingā€ articles of whatā€™s best for each map

long seal
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map genie has been my best resource forsure, i ended up just buying a year sub for the hell of it

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really helpful site, finding which keys you need for what ect

stuck dirge
earnest hull
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Iā€™ll try looking for those then.

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I spoiled myself buying the EOD version of the game. Not about to spend more for another site lol

stuck dirge
split dagger
earnest hull
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Thanks!

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Head there first then, got it

long seal
split dagger
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E310,306 if your feeling lucky

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But e310 is pretty good for money

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If im roubling I hit third floor because east is kinda shit for loot

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And there arent that many rooms, you can loot them in 1 min

glass burrow
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wat map u guys play, i want to see if i can get u guys dHeyGuys

split dagger
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Customs

brittle path
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if u kill a player scav who killed a boss or his guards u get points correct?

marsh dagger
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i just got fucked by scavs camping exit lol

earnest hull
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Tarkov lol

marsh dagger
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guys how do i get tank battery and get out alive

brittle path
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Also gluhar ai and guards are bugged

earnest hull
marsh dagger
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idk how to do that

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last time i got a tank bat, i went outside the garage and got sniped from dome

stark chasm
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cultist spawn on shoreline correct cause the last 6raids i have found none?

earnest hull
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Resort and swamp

stark chasm
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ah ive only went to resort cause of the guides

earnest hull
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Itā€™s a lot easier at resort since you can hole up in one of the rooms and wait for them to come to you

stark chasm
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yeah i just didnt know if they were bugged or not since thats the only thing ive been doing today is trying to find them

brittle path
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ai on reserve is fully bugged raiders and gluhar dont aggro and stay in place???

quartz sail
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can someone pls help me locate the water hidden inside of the dorms custom

bold kernel
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youtube

heady sundial
rigid light
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tip:

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due to sheer amount of shoreline resort keys you have a good chance to spawn with a key to a room or a safe as a scav

plain nest
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any 1 wanna play im a lvl 27 and board

woven fiber
heady sundial
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board šŸ’€

woven fiber
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probably writes their/theyre as there aswell šŸ˜„

heady sundial
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YOUR RIGHT

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šŸ’€

woven fiber
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youre are typing your wrong eft_PrapKEK

heady sundial
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ik

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i dont know

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how people mess up your and youre

woven fiber
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smh my head

heady sundial
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fr for real

mint light
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bappo an opp

heady sundial
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bappo busts cappos

mint light
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any new players want a docs case i dont need this one i got

heady sundial
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i need a sicc

woven fiber
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actually nvm too lazy to launch game

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you can keep youre case

heady sundial
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šŸ’€

bold kernel
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ill give u a sicc

heady sundial
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fr for real ?

bold kernel
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if you suck my dicc

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nah but

heady sundial
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bet

bold kernel
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uh

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what u want

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for a sicc

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ill trade you

stable quarry
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thicc

bold kernel
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shit is like 1 mil

mint light
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banned

woven fiber
bold kernel
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therapist for sicc

heady sundial
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i dont think its a mill

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is it ?

bold kernel
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its like 700k or sum

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ill check

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hold on

mint light
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1.2 mil roughly

heady sundial
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why this shit so expensive tf

stable quarry
bold kernel
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no idea

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but it is very sick

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what level are you

tall thicket
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SICC is essentially the end-game documents case.

heady sundial
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9

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jk im 29

bold kernel
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ok

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will this be enough for a sicc

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heady sundial
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you asking me ?

bold kernel
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calculate it

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do something

woven fiber
bold kernel
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so worthless for what šŸ˜­ eft_crybear šŸ§Ÿ

heady sundial
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wrench 70k gauge 30k veritas 20k helmets 140k cyclone 20k mule 100k

woven fiber
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i mean its atleast 15k rubles

heady sundial
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sg c10 100k

bold kernel
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the helmet aint no 20k

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the fast is like 80k

heady sundial
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140k

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both helmets

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combined

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stop

bold kernel
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they buffed bastions?

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mint light
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just wear it with the plate

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boom lvl 6

heady sundial
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head eyes moment

bold kernel
heady sundial
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nice hats

bold kernel
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enough propital or nah

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heady sundial
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nah

blazing brook
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no thx

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blazing brook
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BAPPO

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WAS UP

heady sundial
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tohnig much

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nothinng

blazing brook
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cool

mint light
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bru

heady sundial
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im hugnry

blazing brook
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AN MAX

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the factory squad

heady sundial
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yes

mint light
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is it factory time

blazing brook
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no sory wah

heady sundial
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y not

mint light
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im gaming

blazing brook
bold kernel
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they call me megamind

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heady sundial
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dont do them

bold kernel
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whats the best gun for tasking

heady sundial
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mosin sks shotguns pistols

blazing brook
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e

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z

earnest hull
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I run RFB for just about everything

bold kernel
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nah i picked the draco

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or should i switch these parts to an mcx šŸ˜•

blazing brook
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double barrel

heady sundial
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slap that on an m4 tf

blazing brook
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ew

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5.56

heady sundial
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american power

shell kindle
dire rock
dire rock
heady sundial
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yes

dire rock
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m4s arent the best this wipe anyway

heady sundial
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true

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mk47s are the shit

dire rock
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never liked those, tbh i prefer the AKM

heady sundial
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its a better akm

dire rock
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i can suppress an AK much better than an MK47, thing just kicks too much

heady sundial
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mk47 has like 0 recoil

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pretty sure if you crouch with it it gives you aimbot

dire rock
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idk what mods you got on it but mine are jumpy little shits

heady sundial
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standard meta mk

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the longer the barrel the stabler it feels imo

lilac siren
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If any beginners need help with anything hit up the discord in my bio šŸ™‚

bold kernel
rigid light
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is it stockholm syndrome or are the 95k scav cases getting better with time

hollow thorn
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Ayo is the Ion Lite handguard really worth a lot

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it sells on flea for like 80k+ but I can't fathom why

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and I don't wanna waste money putting it up, y'know

heady sundial
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maybe alot of ergo compared to others, or alot of recoil

hollow thorn
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+11 ergo, -3.9% heat, +12% cooling, +1% accuracy, -1% recoil

heady sundial
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compare that to the others and check if theres anything better

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also check if traders sell it

hollow thorn
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no traders sell it

heady sundial
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maybe that why

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tahts*

hollow thorn
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Hrm

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mayabe

old prism
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so is there anyway to get a fort armor for sew it good 3? I gave the 1 I got for punisher, but u can't buy on flea... do you just have to wait until lvl 30 and u can barter with mechanic?

dawn geyser
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Yes, unfortunately

whole thistle
dawn geyser
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We deed it

whole thistle
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ban everyone now

dawn geyser
old prism
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thanks. So basically the best bet is to get 30 and take a friend to shoreline and have him fuck me up until its below 50... šŸ˜­

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this sucks. I've already got the sew it good 4 rigs taking up mad space

dawn geyser
hazy veldt
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why are you keeping the condensed milk? lmao discord didn't scroll down, my bad.

dawn geyser
hazy veldt
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And yes, mechanic 3 is best bet, outside refreshing fence and praying.

old prism
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but u used to be able to pay insane $$$ on flea but flea restrictions

dawn geyser
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Mhm mhm, 2mil for a broken Zabralo CB_kek

old prism
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To be fair it wasn't easy to get a busted zabralo but KEKW

whole thistle
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just run a normal raid and have a friend break your ribs at extract

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i dont understand why people do it at the beginning of the raid

hazy veldt
old prism
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yeah I would not do it at the beginning of a raid

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the question was if there was an easier way to obtain one than waiting 5 levels, not how to get a broken one for the quest

bold kernel
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i did it at the beginning of raid and had backup armor

old prism
#

tbh last time I played we just did it as a 5 stack in factory after killing the solo

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which sucks for the solo, but fuck it

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zabralo ain't cheap

dawn geyser
mint light
#

KWON IS MOD

#

REAL

tepid garnet
dawn geyser
#

Red power!

old prism
dry belfry
#

Where Reece at

#

Im gonna kiss that man

split dagger
#

@dawn geyser congrats

dawn geyser
#

Time to take over the world

brittle hare
#

Damn i

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*Is it hard to solo on interchange

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Keep running into groups of PMCs

split dagger
#

just dont play on coastal servers if you are NA

brittle hare
#

Hmm really?

#

That help somehow?

edgy plover
split dagger
#

they are the most popular servers and tons of people pick them for pvp

brittle hare
#

Ahh

split dagger
#

i have london and ny selected

dawn geyser
brittle hare
split dagger
#

thats too much you will get dced

dawn geyser
#

London's generally pretty dead, especially around the PM.

split dagger
#

montreal and beauharnois are pretty dead

brittle hare
dawn geyser
dry belfry
#

Lmfao

dawn geyser
#

Good one!

hidden path
#

kpop stan as mod, life over

#

operator = cool

dry belfry
#

Operator just mini mod

dawn geyser
#

Operator is just a safety net before you get banned KEKW

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PMC's just go Poof

hidden path
#

was the m870 added this wipe

#

i swear to god i never saw it last wipe

dawn geyser
hidden path
#

this is the first wipe i've ever seen it

dawn geyser
stark bone
#

is there a way to get a better pouch other than buying the better versions of the game

dry belfry
#

Yes, lots of questing

hidden path
#

PKl2 sells Beta

dry belfry
#

How much is EOD nowadays?

stark bone
#

oh ok time to grind him to level 2

hidden path
#

Prapor gives you Epsilon after like, 20 quests

stark bone
#

omg

hidden path
#

and if you REALLY hate EOD players you can get Kappa

#

infact, i'll suck yo dick if u get kappa

stark bone
#

wats kappa

dry belfry
#

!remindme2years

dawn geyser
hidden path
dawn geyser
#

Russian Victory day is around the corner; could potentially be a sale.

dry belfry
#

I think it was $150 way back when I got it?

hidden path
#

Complete every quest and be level 70~

static stump
dawn geyser
#

Don't think I forgot who you are

static stump
#

idk i did the upgrade after i played 50 ish hours

hidden path
#

I got eod for $40 on sale eft_BearLaugh

hidden path
#

i dont know you

dry belfry
#

Kwon long time lurker

#

lurker turned sensei

stark bone
#

oh hell no i am not becoming a virgin

dry belfry
#

then senpai

#

becoming lol

hidden path
#

Kwon would have to be lurking for like, over 10 months to know who I am

dawn geyser
hidden path
stark bone
#

so i am downloading the game

dry belfry
#

He came around right after I stopped coming in regularly

dawn geyser
#

I remember the people I mark for death Reg

hidden path
dawn geyser
hidden path
#

thou'rt no ancient lurker

stark bone
#

wat map should i learn

dawn geyser
stark bone
#

ok

hidden path
#

This is the worst fucking advice I have ever heard

#

Want MONEY? Shoreline scav stashes and Reserves

#

Want to have ZERO bitches? Customs and Woods

sterile minnow
#

or run woods for money, ez pz

stark bone
#

@hidden path lol

hidden path
#

-600kp

sterile minnow
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nah, just go night time and youll be a millionare

hidden path
#

Get shot by guy with a flir

#

-832,212P

stark bone
#

oh hell no i am NOT going night time

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and wtf is a flir and a reaper-ir

dawn geyser
#

!wiki FLIR

broken quailBOT
dawn geyser
#

!wiki Reap-ir

broken quailBOT
hidden path
stark bone
#

wtf thermal scope

dawn geyser
#

Yes, Thermal scopes, thermal goggles.

hidden path
#

FLIR is getting kicked in the nuts
REAP-IR is getting castrated
T7 is pelvis crusher

stark bone
#

ok now i am scared to even play the game

hidden path
#

GEAR FEAR šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘

#

welcome to the club

dawn geyser
hidden path
#

Now go out there and sit in D2 like a good little rat

hidden path
dawn geyser
#

You won't see them all that often.

stark bone
#

ok good

hidden path
#

i've fought 2 reapirs in the past week

#

he's lying

stark bone
#

oh noo

#

i want a termal scope by the end of the wipe

hidden path
#

you see, you can either be a broke ass chad running around with 200 rubles and having to use scav guns

or you can have 80mil in the bank

dawn geyser
heady sundial
#

yes but chadding is more fun

stark bone
#

the one goal i have set

dawn geyser
#

You can always buy a gameboy if you can't accomplish your goals KEKW

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!wiki T1w

#

o-o

hidden path
heady sundial
#

if it wasnt fun it wouldnt exist

hidden path
#

simply put, big number = better gamer

dawn geyser
#

!wiki T12W

broken quailBOT
hidden path
dawn geyser
#

@stark bone Gameboy thermal sight CB_kek

heady sundial
#

good point

hidden path
forest fern
#

what key is needed for the water room on customs at dorms

dawn geyser
#

Less pixels than on a calculator

stark bone
#

lol

hidden path
#

or 204

#

304?

#

its 2 story

#

lemme look

heady sundial
#

206 2 story

dawn geyser
broken quailBOT
hidden path
#

206

dawn geyser
#

Dorm 206.

hidden path
#

it's 206

forest fern
#

thank you

stark bone
#

no i want a big boy one not no pussy little one

heady sundial
#

this wiki bot wouldve been lit if it didnt require for me to open my browser

dawn geyser
hidden path
#

i used to be scared of dorms until i started actually running dorms

#

nobody shows up because they're also scared of dorms

heady sundial
#

true

stark bone
#

wtf is dorms

hidden path
#

pain

#

it's where pestily goes to farm twitch subs basically

dawn geyser
#

You'll learn my good little timbo.

heady sundial
#

dorms is a homeless shelter

stark bone
#

ok

hidden path
#

"oi m8'z, u wonno see sum quik hedzhots???"

heady sundial
#

les crach str8 into it

stark bone
#

so wat r bosses i have heard about

hidden path
#

big scavs

heady sundial
#

!wiki bosses

hidden path
#

with scav followers

broken quailBOT
hidden path
#

Customs has Reshala

#

Reserves has Glukhar

stark bone
#

ok

hidden path
#

Shoreline has Sanitar

#

Woods has head, eyes

#

Factory has Tagilla

#

Interchange has Killa

stark bone
#

taglla looks really cool

hidden path
#

he hits you with a hammer and crushes your legs

#

but if you can kill him you get phat loot

heady sundial
#

killa is mommy

hidden path
#

easiest scav boss out of them all

dawn geyser
#

M870 has been in for 2 years btw

hidden path
stark bone
#

how

hidden path
#

become Killa guard

dawn geyser
#

No, 3 years.

heady sundial
#

negative scav karma gang

hidden path
#

booo

stark bone
#

is tillga the easyes boss

heady sundial
#

theres no such thing as easiest boss

hidden path
#

basically he prioritizes meleeing you

heady sundial
#

all of them are either hackers or afk

hidden path
#

and the back of his head is completely open

hidden path
#

i've been domed by sanitar guards hundreds of times but have never seen killa on PMC

#

ever

#

after the spawn changes he's a rat

stark bone
#

wat y does everyone have follower but tillga and killa

heady sundial
#

because they are alpha

#

sigma

#

males

hidden path
#

500 ping moment

#

disconnected from raid

heady sundial
#

only losers have guards

stark bone
#

i feel like the r friend or siblings because of there names

hidden path
#

game bad

hidden path
stark bone
#

oh ok

heady sundial
#

reg

#

are u na

#

or

#

eu

stark bone
#

fuck the thermal i want a red rebel

heady sundial
#

fuck red rebel

#

you need

#

taiga 9

#

or a sword

stark bone
#

I CAN GET A SWORD

heady sundial
#

well yes

#

but no

#

its a

#

like a machete

#

but its calleda sword

#

and it fucks you up

#

so yeah

#

but no

hidden path
heady sundial
#

is it sad

#

if im eu

#

and i play na

hidden path
#

idek how i got a fucking 500 on ATL servers

heady sundial
#

because everyone on na sucks

hidden path
#

you suck

#

filthy euro

#

brush your teeth

dawn geyser
broken quailBOT
heady sundial
#

euro king

#

teeth are a myth

dawn geyser
stark bone
#

a little y

hidden path
#

GROOMING???

dawn geyser
#

!wiki T-5

broken quailBOT
hidden path
#

@stark bone run

dawn geyser
#

Sorry not that one

stark bone
#

y

dawn geyser
#

!wiki Redut T-5

broken quailBOT
hidden path
#

Play as a samurai

dawn geyser
#

Sword and Redut T5

dry belfry
#

lmfao

hidden path
heady sundial
#

!wiki ronin

broken quailBOT
stark bone
#

lol

dry belfry
#

Exfil kinda Samuraiish

heady sundial
#

!wiki exfil

broken quailBOT
heady sundial
#

eh

stark bone
#

ok is there a boss for lighthouse

hidden path
#

Firefighter hat is the most samurai hat

heady sundial
#

no

dry belfry
#

Yes/no

heady sundial
#

no boss on lighthouse

#

there are rogues

#

which is basically boss followers

dawn geyser
#

There will be.

#

Not just one boss

#

Three.

heady sundial
#

oh yeah

#

i forgor šŸ’€

stark bone
#

ok wtf

dry belfry
#

Most players can't fathom how to kill the rogues, so might as well be bosses

heady sundial
#

pull up the pictures

hidden path
heady sundial
#

they hot asf

dry belfry
#

Lol

#

Twitter

#

The internet

hidden path
stark bone
#

i am not touching lighthouse

zinc canopy
heady sundial
dry belfry
#

I just knuckleball M80 at those idiots

dawn geyser
#

Do you see the guy on the left?

#

Do you see what he has in his hands?

stark bone
#

ya

hidden path
#

Cultist boss Cultist boss

dawn geyser
#

That's all you need to know.

heady sundial
#

my nosehairs are trembling from looking at this testosterone picture

hidden path
dry belfry
#

SO

#

Get this

hidden path
#

thats not even a gl40

dry belfry
#

Most recent picture of the middle boss

heady sundial
#

this aint no gl40

#

this a damn grenade launcher

dry belfry
#

Has a chalk pouch (like a mountain climber) on his belt

#

He's gonna be hiding in mountains

stark bone
#

i want that skull mask

hidden path
dawn geyser
#

M32 GL - Six shot GL

heady sundial
#

i like how he has dogtags on his sleeves

#

badass

dawn geyser
#

I think that's what it is

heady sundial
#

reminds me of me

dry belfry
#

lol

#

bappo drunk rn

dawn geyser
heady sundial
#

half these dogtags on him are mine

hidden path
#

one on the right is femboy. will take his rig and tbag him for hours.

#

cant blow the rape whistle if your head is dematerialized.

heady sundial
#

right one gonna be farmed for gunsmith

#

šŸ’€

dry belfry
#

I'll keep strands of that pretty little hair

hidden path
#

i will scalp him and wear him as a wig

dry belfry
#

put them into my m80

hidden path
#

then i will be the lushious locks pmc

dry belfry
#

extra pen

heady sundial
#

i want them to make a revive mechanic

#

i kill someone

#

teabag them

#

t

#

loot them

#

revive them

stark bone
#

ok but who is the easest boss

heady sundial
#

break their legs

#

and watch them suffer

#

dayz moment

heady sundial
zinc canopy
dry belfry
#

Eh, the boss you're most familiar with is easiest

stark bone
#

i am going in my first raid

dry belfry
#

Lol

stark bone
#

wish me luck

heady sundial
#

jesus i saw his braids

#

dreads

#

idfk waht it is

hidden path
heady sundial
#

looks like the ppredator

dry belfry
#

Braids are braided

#

Dreads are just lumps

zinc canopy
hidden path
heady sundial
#

braids are braindead ?

dry belfry
#

Yes

heady sundial
#

howon i wrong read that

#

wai twhwat

#

ok im going to sleep

#

i cant do anythismore

dawn geyser
#

Are you ok?

heady sundial
#

no

#

i havent slept

#

for

#

like

#

almost 2 days

#

my eyeys are burnign

dawn geyser
#

It's time to call it then.

dry belfry
#

šŸ§¢

heady sundial
#

and im hgungry

#

got banned on league

#

mad asfk

zinc canopy
dry belfry
#

Mine will be

#

šŸ˜‰

dawn geyser
heady sundial
#

:Skyul

#

fucj

#

gobdye people

#

gondonight

#

goodnight

dry belfry
#

gobdye

zinc canopy
dry belfry
#

Oh

#

The pipe definitely makes you charismatic

hidden path
dry belfry
#

Im fuckin dead

#

That deserves a ban

zinc canopy
dry belfry
#

Fence buys for 36k

hidden path
#

scarily accurate

stark bone
#

i just got my first kill

hidden path
stark bone
#

i think pmc becuse of the dogtag

whole thistle
hidden path
stark bone
#

ok

hidden path
#

scavs scream in russian when they spot you

stark bone
#

omg he had so much stuff

#

there was 2 of them

#

i kill him tho

dawn geyser
#

Dope, nice job!

dry belfry
#

Show screenshot

#

Or lie

stark bone
#

there

#

i am shaking

dawn geyser
#

Oh hell yeah

#

nice job man

stark bone
#

i cant belive

#

it

#

i am i shock

#

any of this stuff good

rain wing
rain wing
#

a lot of it is

stark bone
#

ok

dawn geyser
#

I think they changed the Operator color

rain wing
#

mutant is missing the suppressor I think

#

or is that the bmd a3 combo

#

it looks kinda fucked

dawn geyser
#

It's the Rsass BMD, Built as meta ergo

rain wing
#

is this a scav run?

rain wing
#

the cyclon, mcable and thermite is worth quite a bit

stark bone
#

i grab that shit and diped

dawn geyser
rain wing
#

^^

stark bone
#

i dumped my m4

rain wing
#

this is a scav run right?

stark bone
#

nope first pmc run ever

rain wing
#

wtf happened to your melee

stark bone
#

like wtf is my luck

rain wing
stark bone
#

i thought it was better than my bayanet

dawn geyser
#

You were a PMC?

#

Wow actually lucky af

mint light
#

woah bruh wtf

rain wing
#

please tell me you took the mags for the mk47

#

bp šŸ¤—

dawn geyser
#

My first PMC run on lighthouse, I was ganked by 7 player scavs and 2 PMCs

rain wing
#

bear gaming

stark bone
#

and i went to lighthouse just to see the roquse and yes the mags does have bp in it

rain wing
#

you took all the mags?

stark bone
#

ya i grab the backpack and the rig and diped

rain wing
#

good shit

stark bone
#

bro i am now like wtf do i do wit annd the gear

rain wing
#

either run or sell them

#

m4 is shit

#

5.56 doggy

stark bone
#

i am going to go into customs now and kill scavs

#

wit the hk

rain wing
#

for that just use an sks with ps ammo lmao

rain wing
stark bone
#

ok

#

not hk. mk sorry

rain wing
#

yeah I wouldn't run that for questing lmao

stark bone
#

ok

#

wait now i can get an ammo box

rain wing
#

also I do recommend selling the m4 and the ak-74m

#

you probably don't have access to either of the ammo you need for those guns

dawn geyser
#

I would personally highly recommend you take off the barrel along with the lowprofile gasblock

rain wing
#

and 5.56 and 5.45 is quite shitty

dawn geyser
#

You can sell that for a pretty penny when you unlock flea market.

rain wing
stark bone
#

ok so sell the m4 and the ak

dawn geyser
#

Just take the barrel out, yes.

stark bone
#

ok

dawn geyser
#

If you want, you can buy a grip from Skier to use the AK

#

Up to you

#

The M4 with that build is pretty uncontrollable though.

stark bone
#

i am just going to use a pistol and kill scav on customs

rain wing
stark bone
#

who should i sell the guns too

rain wing
#

mechanic

dry belfry
#

Mechanic

stark bone
#

ok

rain wing
stark bone
#

ok

#

i am in disbelif

rain wing
#

it gets better

stark bone
#

i have to go wood for a letter