beginners-assistance

[honest shore]

So yeah

[whole thistle]

My Google skills are incredible 😎

[honest shore]

Definitely dead.

[honest shore]

My assumption skills are also incredible. Many M4 rounds are M#

[warped palm]

I’m 29 from Chicago is my first day on here

[zinc canopy]

half of them are yes but nobody really uses or know the other half

[whole thistle]

Man really just dropped his asl in the discord

They're gonna wipe soon so just focus on learning not getting lots of money or something @warped palm

[honest shore]

Learning how to make money is good though.

[warped palm]

@whole thistle what’s the meaning of that are you ok?

[honest shore]

I think its a bot...

[warped palm]

Ohh he must but a bot for real

[honest shore]

No I meant you. But apparently not

[warped palm]

@honest shore now I knew he must be a bot

[honest shore]

Zap definitely isn't a bot. Bots tend to go and randomly post asl in hopes of scamming people, so that's why I thought you, Marlene, are a bot.

[river rampart]

Welcome

[warped palm]

@river rampart my pleasure

[bold kernel]

the RFB???

[prime sapphire]

Seems like a bot profile. Could be wrong xD.

[potent crater]

He is acting as the kids say, sussy

[bold kernel]

who wants to be my sussy lil baka

is the interchange boss thing still going on btw?

[prime sapphire]

yes

[bold kernel]

damn ok

time to chad up

[shell sable]

Well glhf, jump in and try to get used to the game, theres a wipe in a few days so all progress will be lost. So just run around try to do some quests, kill some scavs, learn some maps

[placid heath]

how long is a few days?

[warm ruin]

Sunday i believe

[placid heath]

REALLY

[remote kettle]

most likely guess from everyone yeah

[placid heath]

they adding streets of tarkov yet?

[remote kettle]

no

lighthouse

[placid heath]

big map?

[remote kettle]

very, looking like at least twice the size of shoreline

look at the trailer

[chrome cloak]

im lvl 13 with a labs card, should I just sell the thing or risk it with a p90

[shell sable]

Risk it for a biscuit

Labs is hella fun

[chrome cloak]

run in there with my paca and a p90 with one mag gotcha

[placid heath]

is a takedown backpack worth a lot?

[remote kettle]

30k

[placid heath]

cheap

[shell sable]

Yes just tap heads

[chrome cloak]

i feel like it'll take more then just one or two bullets.

[shell sable]

Depends on what ammo you have

[chrome cloak]

SS190

[shell sable]

Most people don't run helmets on labs

[unique steeple]

nah ur good

one tap them mfs

[chrome cloak]

Think someone would take it if I went there

[shell sable]

Take what?

[chrome cloak]

my p90

[shell sable]

There's no insurance on labs

If you lose it there, it's gone forever

[chrome cloak]

welp

[bold kernel]

why is the p90 so expensive now

[shell sable]

No point of worrying about insurance tho, wipe soon

[bold kernel]

tf

people can get better guns for 110 k

[shell sable]

Everything is expensive if you don't have traders

[chrome cloak]

i found my p90 in a stash on customs

[shell sable]

Full map?

[potent parcel]

with the wipe coming to an end very soon, I feel that the best way to better prepare myself for next wipe and enjoy the end of this one is to use up all my gear why learning how to better pvp. So, I was wondering if anyone who is a could fighter could help me out a bit and "train me" so that i can hold my own next wipe. contact me if you are willing to help

[shell sable]

Mag?

[chrome cloak]

49/50

[bold kernel]

what ammo is it?

[shell sable]

Just Yolo it

Ss190

[chrome cloak]

SS190

[bold kernel]

nothing is worth running except ss190

nice

[whole thistle]

What?

[remote kettle]

besides if it wipes sunday you wont have time to get insurance back to use again

[shell sable]

Sunday wipe hyoe

Hype

[chrome cloak]

anyone wanna run labs

[remote kettle]

im going to bed

its 2am here

im sleepy

good night gents

[bold kernel]

hi sleepy im asura

[remote kettle]

fuck you

[shell sable]

I would but im going to bed aswell

[chrome cloak]

I don't have flea yet so I can only sell it for 68k so might as well get rid of it.

[bold kernel]

sorry i have standards

[remote kettle]

where in eu are you located

[remote kettle]

who?

[shell sable]

Norway

[remote kettle]

sweden>

[shell sable]

Norway>sweden

[bold kernel]

one of my fave youtubers is swedish

[chrome cloak]

maybe if i just sit in one of those lfg labs i can find someone

[remote kettle]

incorrect

[shell sable]

Maybe, people tend to hate New people going labs, id take you if I wasn't going to bed

[remote kettle]

it goes sweden>norway>denmark

[chrome cloak]

is it because we suck

[shell sable]

Uhuh, no sir

[bold kernel]

try sherpahub

[bold kernel]

^

replied to the wrong person

[remote kettle]

yes

[remote kettle]

thats the stereotype sadly

[shell sable]

Labs is a very dependent on map knowledge and how to pvp in high level

[chrome cloak]

i killed killa then died that's how i got that card

[remote kettle]

aight night fellas im actually going to bed now

[shell sable]

Yes go to bed filthy swede

[remote kettle]

shut up insignificant norwegian

[shell sable]

Fuck it, where you located?

[chrome cloak]

#2

[shell sable]

No I mean where in the world

[chrome cloak]

NA

[shell sable]

W or E?

[chrome cloak]

E

[shell sable]

Okay that works I will boot up the game

[merry dust]

look at him go

helpin beginners

[tardy mist]

I have a quick question: Since this was my first wipe, is level 21 a good level to get to in my current state (240 Hrs)?

[gilded skiff]

I just got oneshot in the leg with shrapnel-10 from 15 yards away. How is that a thing?

[bold kernel]

yeah thats pretty good

[jagged laurel]

Should be fine I mean I hit lvl 18 in 70 hours

But then stupidly reset my acc

[bold kernel]

just make sure you get down map knowledge and game mechanics down to prep for the wipe

[jagged laurel]

Yeah also shoreline is great if your going for loot

Just take a pilgrim

And go do a stashe run

[tardy mist]

Thanks

Just wanted to make sure I was actually making progress

[bold kernel]

i have shoreline ptsd because of PK

probably cant go back there till next wipe

[shell sable]

I got 1 tapped by 338 AP

who even runs that?

[bold kernel]

it was me

i did it to meme you

it was part of my grand plan

[merry dust]

100k bullet ez

[shell sable]

imagine

[potent crater]

Shouldnt have had legs then

[gilded skiff]

I shoot someone in the leg with 338 lapua ap and it doesnt kill them but a shotgun does...doesn't seem right

[pure mist]

me

bored and burning money

[potent crater]

“Down horrendous”

[lusty glacier]

why? cos its expensive?

[hollow minnow]

One is supposed to go through armor and the other through skin.. not sure whats wrong here

[somber rain]

fr

plus lapua ap has 115 flesh damage

8.5 mag buck has 400 damage

so

and shrapnel-10 has 696 flesh damage

so

[marsh shell]

getting ready for tarkov xd

[young otter]

i need assistance with my unreal skills and xp

[somber rain]

:cringe:

tf is that 😭

looks like fish paste

[fervent turret]

can anyone tell me what this is i got it when i spawned in as a scav and idk what it is

[pure pollen]

it's a stimulant. Whenever you use it, it gives you the listed skills for x duration. this one is currently buffed as a pre-wipe event, so it gives you high skill levels for a long time.

[unique plover]

Any tips for killing bosses? I’ve been going to interchange and getting my shit rocked

[pure pollen]

play slow, use good ammo.

if you run into the open you're gonna get rocked, but if you can tap them from far it's not too bad

[unique plover]

I guess I just have to treat it like any other fight and get the drop on them first

[open wraith]

Keeping space and trying to get engagements at distance has been my personal silver bullet.

[merry dust]

f

[unique plover]

They’re real sneaky on interchange right now. Gluhar was just hanging out in a dark corner and let me have it

[open wraith]

They just don't react as fast if you're over a hundred meters out. Notably that's basically impossible indoors. With Gluhar and pals, may be best to pack some vogs and pre-nade suspicious spots.

[rapid silo]

just dont die

[proper island]

trader event tmrw?

[proper island]

movement, dont repeek

get different angles, have good ammo / a good gun for range

[marsh shell]

didn't see the message but it is canned tuna

[wary valley]

Is that food!

Is it dru?

Dry*

[marsh shell]

n

no

wet

[wary valley]

Bruh

[marsh shell]

what

[wary valley]

Jagger is coming after u

He likes it dry

[marsh shell]

if u look u can see the water

[wary valley]

Yes

Jagger is disappointed

[marsh shell]

xD

[wary valley]

He only wants u to be dehydrated

Is that too much to ask?

[marsh shell]

i mean

sure

nvm

[somber rain]

Holy shit thats nasty

[marsh shell]

what u mean

[quaint onyx]

what

[somber rain]

Tuna

Is just

awful to me

[marsh shell]

how

is good fish

[somber rain]

I've never liked it

[marsh shell]

do u fish irl ?

[somber rain]

I don't have the time my gamer

[marsh shell]

sheet

[somber rain]

If I had the time I would

[marsh shell]

wait what do u mean

[somber rain]

I like fish, I just don't like tuna in specific

[marsh shell]

u play tarkov ? ?

[somber rain]

Yeah?

Wouldn't be in this server if I didnt

[marsh shell]

isn't that game like a game that u play if u have nothing to do

for months

[somber rain]

Pretty much

[quaint onyx]

what fish do you like?

[marsh shell]

and u don't have time to fish

[somber rain]

Salmon, cod, trout

Really the only ones I've had

[marsh shell]

salmon on a bed of salt is so goood

[somber rain]

Fuck tarkov

This is real fish hours

[marsh shell]

xd

[merry dust]

i been playing league and val

[neat mist]

is it better to repair armor then sell to ragman or just straight to fence?

[drifting jolt]

Never sell anythign straight to fence if another trader will buy it

Depends on the armor, different materials repair better than others

[neat mist]

I mean if armor is too low dura to sellt o ragman first

also is there charts for which armors repair best?

[drifting jolt]

I think there might be something to do with it on the wiki, otherwise just inspect the armor and take note of the materials...

And yes, if ragman wont buy it sell it to fence, unless it repairs well

[neat mist]

well theres this on the ballistics page but not for repairability

[dreamy turtle]

lul

nice internet

[versed loom]

idk where to ask but i need help. game keeps crashing at 10 minutes in, getting a error code reading 103003 cant find what it is. i have good pc specs and verified intregrity game files. also have good ram space. just started doing it yesterday

[bold kernel]

#community-support

[hallow island]

surely we get the money per extract event now

[mellow matrix]

if we do this time i'll be the motherfucker sniping ppl at the exit

[elfin elm]

Polyethylene and steel repair best; aramid, titan, and aluminum are okay; combined material is kinda bad; and ceramic and glass are awful

[sudden nimbus]

uh is this a glitch? or a wipe event

I can't sell stuff on flea but I can buy thing

[bold kernel]

wipe event

labs is also apparently free rn

[sudden nimbus]

dose this happen to everyone?

[bold kernel]

yes

[sudden nimbus]

wow

ok I see

thx

[opaque violet]

ummm flee market lvl 99?

[vapid beacon]

Did BSG stop you from getting insured stuff back? I got the message from Prapor, but don't see the orange button to get the stuff.

[dusk canyon]

killed a chad in labs bringing that same kit back in

[scenic sentinel]

i go in labs with ks

and level 4 armor

[mellow matrix]

monster

i shall do the same :)

[scenic sentinel]

later

i left the raid

i go to doctor

but i will return

[somber summit]

Is flea locked and traders maxed now?

[scenic sentinel]

i think just locked

if traders are maxed

i will buy good bullets

a lot

[mellow matrix]

omg

ks23 is disgusting

and i love it

[wispy marten]

Traders are still as they were before today, not maxed if you didn't already have them

[somber summit]

Oh damn so i just have to roll with what i can get?

[mellow matrix]

honestly ks is thetter than this m4 i got lol

i put so many rounds into these 2 guys i just frought

m995

and none died

and im SURE that i could get the first one with one shot from ks lol

[wispy marten]

Yeah although labs is free so there's gonna be plenty of high tier gear laying around

[somber summit]

Might aswell dip in there for some fun.

[wispy marten]

There's probably a lot of people pistol running in there so it won't be as bad as you think

Atleast there was last time labs was free

[somber summit]

Meh even if not. I get to see some labs whitout worrying the pretty expensive entry (expensive for me atleast)

And flea locked and free labs is gonna stay until wipe???

[wispy marten]

Assuming wipe is sunday then yeah should be like this until then

[somber summit]

Well everything speaks for sunday doesnt it?

[mellow matrix]

100% sunday

[wispy marten]

Usually the last event before wipe is pretty game changing, last time was secure containers being removed so flea being locked makes sense

[mellow matrix]

confirmed by events

by the economy being broken rn

nikita himself

and bsg's post on instagram

[somber summit]

Secure container locked?? Wouldnt want to exoerience that. Just got the pleasure of gamma

[wispy marten]

yeah it's rough but was only for like a day and not many people playing anyway

[celest condor]

Secure containers were never removed. What we did get was a very short time where you could not place things into your secure container in raid.
Just meant you had to carry loot out instead of having a safe space to hide it.

[dreamy turtle]

you couldnt bring your secure containers into raid

[mellow matrix]

^

[pearl pier]

What’s the cheapest NVG and NVG-compatible helmet i can buy from traders?

[mellow matrix]

waht level traders

you can get the 6b47 as a barter from ragman

[hallow island]

the nvpt10 or whatever with ratnik

[mellow matrix]

pvn-10T*

[wispy marten]

pnv-10t from skier 2, adapter from skier 2, mount from peackeeper 2 and 6b47 from prapor 1

[subtle meteor]

Hey, I haven’t been here in a few months, can anyone confirm that wipe is Sunday?

[dreamy turtle]

probs

[mellow matrix]

yes

99.69%

sunday

[subtle meteor]

Ok cool thank u <3

[tough oyster]

wait wot, flea market is off

[dreamy turtle]

ye

[tough oyster]

y

is labs gunna be open for end of wipe?

[dreamy turtle]

wipe event 🤷

probs

[primal breach]

What's the event

labs is free i know that

and flea is closed

what else

wait, does insurance now work on labs

[real trellis]

What’s the events for today I’m currently at work

[primal breach]

free labs no flea

[real trellis]

That’s kinda stinky

[dreamy turtle]

wat why would it work

[primal breach]

well the newspaper said

that there's a breach in labs

maybe prapor can now get in

and find ur stuff

[fallen hollow]

insuring probably isnt worth it

wipe is on sunday

[wary valley]

Only the day before sunday

It wouldn’t be worth it

[primal breach]

and that is tomorrow

[dreamy turtle]

last wipe insurance was the same

so

i assume it wont change

[primal breach]

damn, even more hackers on labs

[crystal oracle]

From a interchange scav raid :D

[somber rain]

Man you got all that in 8 minutes and still extracted?

[crystal oracle]

Ye lmao

[somber rain]

Amazing

[crystal oracle]

:D

[somber rain]

I don't find shit on ic

Not even oli

[crystal oracle]

I killed a scav

And he had tagillas loot

He was extracting

[somber rain]

Nice

[wary valley]

Lmao try orlando servers

Found a fkn gpu left alone

[dreamy turtle]

people still scaving

damn

[bold kernel]

Fellow Floridian?

[wary valley]

No

Probably near maybe?

I have 34 ping there

Lemme get a map out lmao

[wary valley]

Yes very near kinda

[bold kernel]

Hmm

[shell sable]

Lol

[crystal oracle]

Going into labs for the first time :)

Wish me luck lmaop

[wary valley]

Have fun

[crystal oracle]

Exfil helmet, killa armour with MK47 stacked build

[crystal oracle]

Ty

[wary valley]

Hope u don’t get addicted like me

[crystal oracle]

xD

Im not gonna know any calloutsa :(

[potent crater]

how fast does running on a blacked out leg kill you?

I just insta died at 50 hp???

OH

i think my thorax or head blacked

[crystal oracle]

Either your head or thorax has to be black

[potent crater]

welp bye bye VSS

[shell sable]

Back in my days when you took damage to a black limb you insta died

[wary valley]

Ok oldman

[crystal oracle]

Just got 1 tapped by a raider xD

[wary valley]

Time to get back to the wheelchair

[wary valley]

Expected

New to labs people don’t understand

[shell sable]

:( why u so mean

[wary valley]

Don’t worry

I trust u old man

[crystal oracle]

Xd

[dreamy turtle]

classic

[wary valley]

Id go to labs with u

[dreamy turtle]

hop on labs bitch

[wary valley]

Im in school and broke in tarkov

[shell sable]

Don't call me old im only 25:(

[wary valley]

Then don’t say back in my day

Mf

[dreamy turtle]

so much gear to go through

jesus

maybe ill do a couple of factorys

[shell sable]

Well it is like 5 years ago?

[wary valley]

femboy timmy looking for a big dominant chad to take me into his hands and feed me gear and roubles while he calls me a dirty slut. Later in the day

🗿

[dreamy turtle]

idk what you said but it was pretty based

[wary valley]

I kno

[whole thistle]

That's what I did with my friends for my first 30 hours

[wary valley]

I had it happen for 3 raids

[wary valley]

And another time it happened one raid and the mf got mad at me cause he died so i took his shit and he left call

Before me taking his shit

[dusky wyvern]

Boomer

[wary valley]

He’s already talking like hes 40 don’t talk to him like that man

Give him a break

[dusky wyvern]

Yeah but he’s old

[shell sable]

:(((( I'm going in to my quarter life crisis

[whole thistle]

That can still happen

It's a chance

[lusty glacier]

anything i can do to make this more tank?

[whole thistle]

Technically any point in your life is mid life

[whole thistle]

Sniping with level 6 and an altyn lmao

[dreamy turtle]

p22

3btg

L1

[lusty glacier]

no im rushing dorms

[wary valley]

Ur literally fat as fuck

[lusty glacier]

thats the point

[dreamy turtle]

you cant even fucking crawl

[wary valley]

How are u gonna run to dorms

[whole thistle]

With a scoped mk18 lmao

[lusty glacier]

actually if i stim up ill be able to run fine

[dreamy turtle]

doubt

[wary valley]

What ammo on mk18?

[lusty glacier]

sj6 and sj1, or L1 or something

[lusty glacier]

AP duh

[dreamy turtle]

ap is ass

[lusty glacier]

someone sold it for 10k per round

[wary valley]

U got a mule?

[whole thistle]

I want them to add the normal mk18 it's way cooler

[lusty glacier]

i got mule, meldonin, etg

[wary valley]

Ur fine then probably

[lusty glacier]

ill pop a few meldonins throughout the raid to remain tanky

[shell sable]

The m4?

[whole thistle]

No

Either as its own thing or as m4 attachments I want that gay tac shit

Its drippy asf

[proper island]

are they not doing a trader event?

[lusty glacier]

will items be 1 rouble tomorrow probably?

[proper island]

idk

hope so

[lusty glacier]

also my friend said that all traders and items you can buy with quest completion will be unlocked too

so i dont have to pay 10mil for a mk 18

[proper island]

yes

[merry dust]

Real hope so

[shell sable]

You know you can just build a mk18 right? Even block 3 if you want to

[whole thistle]

Brb grinding to level 99

[wispy stratus]

please help. Artci rat are u there

are the traders unlocked?

[dreamy turtle]

no

?

[wispy stratus]

flea market ?

[dreamy turtle]

gone

[open hedge]

Flea market is for noobs

True chads use Facebook marketplace

[dawn geyser]

Flea market is disabled from what i'm reading online

LOL

Buy an M4 off facebook marketplace

[unkempt pelican]

what does "connect to global chat" in messenger means? :D

[dawn geyser]

Ali express Mk-18

[open hedge]

We may never know

[unkempt pelican]

so it really is just a placeholder button rn? :D

[open hedge]

I think

[dawn geyser]

It doesn't do anything right now

[primal breach]

bruh, i killed 1 pmc, 2 raiders and 5 gluhar goons

then died to the last goon

it was either 5 or 6 goons

i had no time to heal cuz they were cosntantly rushing me

[open hedge]

When add better smoke grenades

I actually like the current smokes but just make them smaller

[whole thistle]

I hate them lmao

They are worthless

[open hedge]

Nah

[knotty garnet]

want some help learning labs. anyone willing to help out for a few raids?

[open hedge]

You just are not using them right

Smokes always have a use in any game

[red flame]

You deserve that pfp

[open hedge]

Me?

I stole it so yes I deserve it

[red flame]

[open hedge]

[whole thistle]

They take like 15 seconds to throw 😭

[open hedge]

Bruh

That’s why I’m asking for better more militarized ones

It would be really helpful

[whole thistle]

Those would be bussin

[open hedge]

1 slot quick throw smokes would actually be very useful

Anti sniper

Anti peek

Diversion

Distraction

Thermal assistance

Very useful

[primal breach]

1 pmc

[open hedge]

Damn bro you barely hit him

Make final day of wipe make all pmcs have 10k health

[whole thistle]

Lmao you were 5 damage off

[primal breach]

he probably bled out

he had shit aim

i was literally in a corner and he had to mag dump me

i had a ks23

[open hedge]

Rat gaming

[primal breach]

yes

[dawn geyser]

That would be kind of interesting actually

Making PMCs have like 3x health for an event

[primal breach]

at least i ruined his run

that gives me internal happiness

[whole thistle]

Sanitar messages you and says "xaxa fucking idiot I snuck crack in your fucking ai2"

[graceful parrot]

why cant i buy anything

[whole thistle]

Flea market disabled

Event

Wipe soon

[graceful parrot]

ahh wtf

came back too waste all ma money

[whole thistle]

Too late

[merry dust]

💀💀💀

[graceful parrot]

when wipe

[whole thistle]

Sunday probably

[primal breach]

LMAO

[graceful parrot]

ok

thx

[primal breach]

bruh, i found a double defib in black

[graceful parrot]

guess what

u cant sell it cus the shitty event

[primal breach]

i dont care

wipe's sunday anyway

[narrow gull]

for one you can still sell to therapist

[dawn geyser]

I don't mind the event lol

Defibs are 141 to Therapist I think

[narrow gull]

for two why tf would you care about not being able to sell defibs right before wipe

[primal breach]

i don't

he does

it's just funny

[graceful parrot]

@narrow gullwhy so mad over a comment

[narrow gull]

why do you think i'm mad?

[graceful parrot]

fogel (EU gang) — Today at 15:28
for two why tf would you care about not being able to sell defibs right before wipe

gives mad vibes

[primal breach]

yes

[narrow gull]

okay

making assumptions and having opinions is your right

[dawn geyser]

Foguls outburst made me chuckle

[primal breach]

same

one tap legging a guy with a ks23 is the most fun shit

on labs

[primal crow]

wait when will the traders be max level?

[dawn geyser]

Events are never the same

[narrow gull]

no, they're using pretty much the same events from last wipe

[primal breach]

maybe tomorrow

[dawn geyser]

Nah, never the same

[narrow gull]

and the trader event has been a thing for at least the past 2 wipes

[dawn geyser]

It's iterations of the same thing sure

[quaint oxide]

Oh fiddlesticks. Flea is locked now, isn't it?

[dawn geyser]

It is

[quaint oxide]

That is...not ideal

[celest sage]

I miss scav extract event

[open hedge]

I miss it when obdolbos would just insta kill you or make you god

[whole thistle]

Funniest pre wipe

[dawn geyser]

Was the funniest when you queued as 5man to labs

Not a single survived the stim

[primal crow]

2212 seconds tho

so long

[dawn geyser]

I laughed at your avatar a little longer than I should've.

[primal crow]

...sarcastically or...?

[dawn geyser]

...No....?

[fathom dragon]

yo

are they gonna max traders

and if so

when

[primal crow]

no one knows

except lord nikita

[open hedge]

I don’t even know if Nikita knows

He’s probably just pressing buttons and hopeing it does something cool

[primal crow]

mans having a mental breakdown

of all the theories of when the wipe is

[dawn geyser]

I'm sure he's chilling

Laughing at everyone

Never officially announcing "Wipe"

What if

They don't wipe

[open hedge]

One day were all gonna get a message on the launcher that just says “lol you guys thought there would be a wipe nah”

[primal crow]

only patch?

[open hedge]

And the game never wipes again

[dawn geyser]

I honestly wouldn't be too surprised

BSG is unpredictable sometimes

[whole thistle]

I would be very sad

[open hedge]

I might die

Then again I do have good things

[fathom dragon]

yea i hope not, my -5.91 rep with fence needs to leave

[dawn geyser]

LOL

[open hedge]

But I think it would get boring after a while

[dawn geyser]

You are the bane of my existence

[quaint oxide]

Tomorrows event: All player scavs spawn with M4s and slicks. Cause why not?

[dawn geyser]

**Wiggles

Dies immediately

[open hedge]

I’d love that

[fathom dragon]

hmmmmmmmm

[whole thistle]

Playable raiders

[quaint onyx]

does the inertia work on wiggle too?

[dawn geyser]

I would acctually be interested in what Rob was kapping about earlier

PMC's with multiplied health

[fathom dragon]

nah i actually dont get shot at

[open hedge]

My name is rob

It’s a stolen identity

[fathom dragon]

robert youre always in this chat arent you

[open hedge]

Yes

I live here

[fathom dragon]

I can see

[whole thistle]

I'm in this chat when I have nothing to do in school so I'm always here

[fathom dragon]

Ima hit this wipe different

[open hedge]

My only purpose is to help those who cannot help themselves

[open hedge]

Stop copying me

[fathom dragon]

anyone tryna tell me how to make massive money

and getting xp fast

[quaint onyx]

go mingle with the other students

[open hedge]

No

I refuse

[dawn geyser]

Mingle's not a covid friendly word

[open hedge]

I fucking hate high schoolers

So annoying

[dawn geyser]

[whole thistle]

My teachers moved us apart in most of my classes lmao

[quaint onyx]

do you have to wear masks in school?

[open hedge]

Yes

[whole thistle]

It's not required in my school

[open hedge]

It conceals my ugly ass face so I like it

[whole thistle]

I do tho because my dad is fucked up rn

[primal crow]

wear a goddamn biohazard suit for godsake

[fathom dragon]

damn

[merry dust]

Same

[primal crow]

more protection

[merry dust]

Yeah, wear a condom too

[open hedge]

Like I don’t hate all high schoolers I just hate the loud annoying kinds because they are everywhere

[whole thistle]

I don't like it because I can't tell if people are smiling or cringing

[open hedge]

It’s always cringing

We are gamers the most oppressed group

[merry dust]

I just don’t talk to people ez

[whole thistle]

Imagine

I know a couple people who never talk in school like damn how boring is that

[open hedge]

I only talk to 1 person during 1 period I have every other day

[whole thistle]

Bruh lmao

[open hedge]

This beginners assistance is my coping mechanism

[fathom dragon]

i get looked at bad in 1st period

[open hedge]

I prefer to just be a nobody it makes people less interested in you

[split wigeon]

Seems chat is very relatable today

[whole thistle]

Weird asf lmao

[fathom dragon]

5th period bangs though

[merry dust]

I get talked to

[split wigeon]

My only freinds got no classes with me

Or lunch

[merry dust]

I hate talking to annoying ass mfs

[whole thistle]

I know someone who texts me on discord instead of just talking to me when we're literally in the same class lmao

[merry dust]

and that’s what my school is

[open hedge]

I prefer just a few people who are cool and just talk to nobody else that’s how I live

[split wigeon]

Based

[open hedge]

[whole thistle]

Tarkov has trained you to be like this smh

You have a 5 man and everyone else is kos

[open hedge]

Nah my crippling depression did

[whole thistle]

Imagine

This post was made by mentally normal gang

[open hedge]

Also I only run 2-3 man in tarkov

[merry dust]

We got the school discord server 💀

Fuck me bro I hate subs so much

[whole thistle]

Doing online school for a whole year made me socially unsmarted (fuck you automod) for like a month when I came back but I'm good now lol

[merry dust]

“Put away your phones” in a HEAVY accent

[whole thistle]

Yeah I prefer doms

[open hedge]

I just moved to a new school so till I get to know people ima stick in my turtle shell

[merry dust]

I am a sub so stfu

callin my gf mommy rn

[whole thistle]

wtf

[open hedge]

God that’s a cringe thing to say

[whole thistle]

Not talking to people makes people not talk to you btw

[open hedge]

Yes I’m aware

[merry dust]

You just gotta reply

[open hedge]

I speak to only those who seem interesting

[merry dust]

if ur cool like that they’ll talk to you

[open hedge]

I always observe my surroundings before I engage people

[whole thistle]

lmao

[open hedge]

It’s a form of social paranoia tbh

[whole thistle]

sounds like it

[fathom dragon]

damn now i expect robert to be a 5'1 kid who weighs 300lbs

[open hedge]

Lmao

That’s not true

[fathom dragon]

i hope not

[open hedge]

I’m just really socially inept unless I think you’re cool then I’m pretty normal

[whole thistle]

ik someone who's unironically 300 lbs at like 5'6

[open hedge]

Same

They are weird as shit

[whole thistle]

Literal orb

[fathom dragon]

lol

[open hedge]

I don’t know how they live with themselves

[merry dust]

Lmao

[fathom dragon]

the heaviest person ive met is my dad

[merry dust]

I’m 5’8” 100 pounds

literal stick

[open hedge]

I know a 8th grader who weighs over 300

Fucking disgusting

[wise mica]

meatball

[whole thistle]

I'm like 10 pounds overweight and I'm stressing about it and working on it, idk who you can be a full 150 over and not care

[barren oasis]

Tf

[merry dust]

I know your mom who weighs 30000

[open hedge]

And he’s under 5ft

[fathom dragon]

those titties gotta be phenomenal

[whole thistle]

@barren oasis welcome to the body shaming chat

[merry dust]

u need assistance or here to talk about fat people

both are okay

[barren oasis]

Haven’t been active here in a while

[merry dust]

okay and?

u here for assistance or fat people?

[barren oasis]

But hii everyone

[open hedge]

[barren oasis]

Both

[whole thistle]

hola

someone told me I walk like a furry the other day and I really want to know what he meant by that lmao

[barren oasis]

since y’all dropped your measurements im 6’0 200lbs

[barren oasis]

Prob woddle or sum

[open hedge]

Dude there is like 7 openly furry people in my school that walk around with tails and ears

[whole thistle]

Nah

[barren oasis]

Then how tf does a furry walk

[whole thistle]

When I asked him the only thing he said was "it's too smooth" lmao

[open hedge]

Bruh

[barren oasis]

💀

[open hedge]

That makes sense

[whole thistle]

how

[open hedge]

🗿

[merry dust]

BRO

I HAVE

PICS OF THEM (will not share)

BUT HOLY

[fathom dragon]

damn your kinda fat

[merry dust]

we call em rainbow road

[open hedge]

Bruh

[merry dust]

they wear wigs cat tails

[open hedge]

🗿

[merry dust]

it’s so bad

elf ears n shit

[barren oasis]

Nah it’s weird but nah im not just my build

[whole thistle]

There's several people in my school who hold up paper mache plague masks up to their faces

[open hedge]

The mega weebs and furries are the scum of the earth

[merry dust]

💀

bro band kids

holy fuck

[fathom dragon]

my dad weighs 242 and looks fat

[whole thistle]

They don't even have straps lmao

[merry dust]

like I got the eboy style

[barren oasis]

I dont miss school cus of the weebs n furries at all

[fathom dragon]

cmon you gotta hit the gym instead of hitting yo meat to hentai

[merry dust]

but at least it’s better than THAT

💀

[open hedge]

I don’t have a problem with anime fans or even some weebs but the mega weebs bro omg they are so cringe

[barren oasis]

The freshman band kids were the worst tho holy

[merry dust]

All of em are bad

u go to band and it’s just the word sus now

[open hedge]

Also anyone who plays genshin is automatically cringe

[merry dust]

ahem

[open hedge]

No exceptions

[barren oasis]

I mean i do. Been going for a year. My weight stays at 200~

[merry dust]

@dreamy turtle

[whole thistle]

There's an Instagram page called (school name)threats and there's a pic of some dude on a leash on it lmao

My school has a lot of weird Instagram pages

[merry dust]

My school actually almost got shot up a few days ago

[barren oasis]

Like i said its just by built

[merry dust]

we have a naps page

[fathom dragon]

dont worry about it i cant gain weight or muscle

[merry dust]

Fast metabolism baby

[whole thistle]

I know someone who said the same thing a couple days ago

[merry dust]

only losses here

[barren oasis]

Bro im glad I didn’t have to go through something like tht

[merry dust]

I wonder who

[fathom dragon]

mostly my height and growth spurt fuck me up

[barren oasis]

Idk everyones body is weird

[fathom dragon]

lol fr

[open hedge]

My face is built like a potato

[dreamy turtle]

what

[merry dust]

Genshin player

[merry dust]

Lol

[dreamy turtle]

i dont play genshin

[fathom dragon]

i was in 8th grade a couple years ago everyone was like 5'8 and i was like 5'2 in 2 years i went from 5'2 to 6'3

my growth spurt is fucked

[merry dust]

U play weeb game same thing

[open hedge]

Weeb games bad

[whole thistle]

I hit 5'7 in like 6th grade and I haven't changed since lmao

[merry dust]

I play league

[open hedge]

Short

[merry dust]

[dreamy turtle]

???

[open hedge]

40000 pounds

[dreamy turtle]

oh add me on league bitch

[fathom dragon]

damn you grew early

[merry dust]

Send tag

[fathom dragon]

my mom thought i wasnt gonna grow taller

[dreamy turtle]

CryticalHit

wow no way

[merry dust]

I Main Mordekaiser or viego

[barren oasis]

Ewwww LoL

[fathom dragon]

she was so confused cause i was so short and my dad so tall

[open hedge]

League=600+ pounds

[unreal horizon]

viego you're fucking cringe

[merry dust]

no mana op

[merry dust]

BRO HES GOOD

[unreal horizon]

i know

too good

[merry dust]

that mist ability

Combined with attack speed build

plus ult

[open hedge]

Imagine not only playing tarkov

[whole thistle]

sup
erc
ell

[merry dust]

I play val too

[merry dust]

DO DO DO DUN

[dreamy turtle]

idk how to play league anymore even

[merry dust]

HEHEHEHA

[merry dust]

I just started

[open hedge]

All games that are not tarkov are cringe

[merry dust]

I play it with my gf

[dreamy turtle]

carry me

[merry dust]

We’re both ass

[merry dust]

I’m still ass

ask chrryz

[barren oasis]

I played it like a couple times n I couldn’t get into it

[dreamy turtle]

same

dw

[merry dust]

It’s pretty fun

Community not so much

[dreamy turtle]

now add me you bitch

[open hedge]

I don’t like top down heavily competitive fantasy games as a whole

[merry dust]

On my school chrome book?

[dreamy turtle]

yea

[open hedge]

I’m more of a fps hardcore

[barren oasis]

ahhh shit the chrome book 🧍‍♂️

[merry dust]

U bitch

[merry dust]

[barren oasis]

wait labs is free

[open hedge]

I play tarkov way too casually like I have awful stats just because I do stupid shit for fun

[barren oasis]

Who wants to hit red with me 😼

[barren oasis]

Me last wipe

[open hedge]

I only have black and yellow

[merry dust]

I have every card but red

[barren oasis]

i have it just sitting, never been a labs player

[open hedge]

I’m gonna start going labs

[dreamy turtle]

i have every card but blue

[open hedge]

I just don’t like the cost

[dreamy turtle]

literally no one sells blue

[serene reef]

wait im really confused

[bold kernel]

i have yellow

[dreamy turtle]

i was looking for it all wipe

[merry dust]

I snipers for 3m

[serene reef]

i thought labs was free entry and you couldnt use flea AT ALL

[barren oasis]

Yeah

[dreamy turtle]

correct

[flat bone]

anyone has the meme with the guy with the ayltn being shot in the head 12 times

[serene reef]

wdym

[merry dust]

Give me?

[dreamy turtle]

restart or somethin idk

[merry dust]

No keycard

[serene reef]

i can use flea wdym ya all

xD

[barren oasis]

We talked ab this alrdy in dm 🏋🏽‍♂️

[merry dust]

We did?

WE DID

I shall do that trade

[dreamy turtle]

if you wanted to hit red you couldve asked me

[merry dust]

Oi crytical

[dreamy turtle]

but did you ask me

no

[merry dust]

Give me 3 btc

[open hedge]

No

[barren oasis]

💀

[open hedge]

You don’t deserve it

[merry dust]

ur never on

[dreamy turtle]

you want my junkbox of bitcoin

[merry dust]

Yus

[open hedge]

I’m broke

I need it more

[dreamy turtle]

yea and im still 7 levels higher than you

[barren oasis]

Ahhhh shit

[dreamy turtle]

how bad can you get

[merry dust]

I’m level 47

[dreamy turtle]

shit

[merry dust]

?

[dreamy turtle]

im only 2 levels higher than y ou

[merry dust]

EZZZZZ

[barren oasis]

damn im stuck on lvl 13 😦

[dreamy turtle]

yea well

[fathom dragon]

@open hedge should i say all my inventory items theyre just shit i can buy

[merry dust]

Ight just give the red for free

[dreamy turtle]

i have a dogtag of you dying to a scav

[merry dust]

Ur acc is useless

[merry dust]

NOOOO

FUCK

[barren oasis]

😔 damn

[merry dust]

WHEN

[merry dust]

I’ll give 280k thrice

[dreamy turtle]

lemme find out

[merry dust]

Mech barter not possible without flee

[dreamy turtle]

imagine not having half your stash value be bitcoin

[barren oasis]

Give me 160 of ap and 200k

[merry dust]

16 ap and 100k deal

[dreamy turtle]

ap what

[merry dust]

.338 prob

[dreamy turtle]

ill give you 1k rounds of m995 and 6 mil

[barren oasis]

9m

[merry dust]

BET

[barren oasis]

I miss runnin fal 😔

[merry dust]

I still do run it

https://medal.tv/clips/52xxryOmdOmHl/i05L5FqiTi

[barren oasis]

i can run the stuff i wanna cus i just started playing again

[dreamy turtle]

dying to a scav

s m h

[merry dust]

LEVEL 20

[dreamy turtle]

died to a scav

[barren oasis]

Imagine

[dreamy turtle]

smh

[merry dust]

Look at clip

I got gud

[open hedge]

Dead labs is the best map

[dreamy turtle]

doubt

[merry dust]

That’s also my only fal clip

[merry dust]

I did wdym

[barren oasis]

I miss tht gun sm, tht an the 45 vector

[serene reef]

How am i selling stuff on flea wtf xD

gas analyzers ~800k xD

[merry dust]

Wut

[open hedge]

They should have a more expensive insurance that works on labs

[dreamy turtle]

running rk2 mesa gen3 how cringe

[merry dust]

If I didn’t I’d be aiming at the sky

[dreamy turtle]

they should delete insurance

[merry dust]

13 ergo meta

[dreamy turtle]

insurance is real cringe

[merry dust]

https://medal.tv/clips/50FY4jH-0zHcE/i05V1Pzz5Y

U ever

[dreamy turtle]

on woods

smh

real men use that on labs

[open hedge]

Yes

[merry dust]

I did once

[dreamy turtle]

i also did once

never again

i am not a real man

[open hedge]

I use nvg on labs

[merry dust]

It’s a pretty budget gun

[open hedge]

Extra vision

[dreamy turtle]

yea

it is

[merry dust]

It just has no foretaste

[dreamy turtle]

100k

[merry dust]

Foretaste

[dreamy turtle]

i ran it on customs a lot

[barren oasis]

rat attack

[merry dust]

Foretaste

[serene reef]

i just sold 7 propitals for 100k each xD

a paracord for 340k xD

Im lmao

[whole thistle]

??

[open hedge]

I have over 40 propital all found in raid

[barren oasis]

feeling like floy in this mayweather

[scarlet goblet]

will tarkov get a promotion for the wipe or only in christmas?

[serene reef]

do you still have flea though?

you can prob sell em for 200k

[open hedge]

Idk

[whole thistle]

Probably just Christmas

[dreamy turtle]

prob christmas

[scarlet goblet]

:((

thanks

[open hedge]

Propital is literally my main med

I use it for everything

Constantly crafting it

[scarlet goblet]

i wanted my friends to play with me

[serene reef]

wait

someone bought moonshine for 3mil i think

[open hedge]

I’m stuff

I need intel folders

For my scav case

[serene reef]

FU LMAO

the gas analyzer i listed for 400k sold LMAO

[barren oasis]

how much u need

[open hedge]

All

Just to use them

[serene reef]

what for :o ?

ooh

[open hedge]

For the good pulls

[barren oasis]

i got 3 just sitting

[open hedge]

I’ve used 9 intels in my scav case this wipe

And like 30 moonshine

[barren oasis]

jeez

[serene reef]

i got a violet keycard

from shturman

[open hedge]

It’s got mad profit

[serene reef]

yesterday? 2 days ago?

sold for 6mil lmao

[open hedge]

I got a gun off shturman

Shturman has poopy loot

[serene reef]

nah