beginners-assistance

[ornate zealot]

this one's not bad

[unreal horizon]

can ai scavs have ghost mask or is it a shtur guard?

[ornate zealot]

they can

[unreal horizon]

gotcha

[merry dust]

Uh-1

[south lintel]

Otherwise sell it?

[merry dust]

what’re you hunting shtur for

[unreal horizon]

im not

doing lend lease

[shy citrus]

i've heard the jailbreak makes the muzzle flash ridiculous though, i've never used it but i was warned.

[ornate zealot]

there's ths one too

idk what else people use gp coins for

prob nothing else worth it

[shy citrus]

honestly surprised i don't see more p90's

[fervent swift]

I got a couple m4s for peacekeeping

[ornate zealot]

I've been killing so many M4/MK47 chads in labs using p90 lol

[unreal horizon]

yeah it is shtur 00%

[ornate zealot]

I still run jailbreak m4s, but people do complain about it

I use the small riser pad

if you really wanna avoid all muzzle flash

the ultimate riser pad

[shy citrus]

lol

[ornate zealot]

your sight also matters

holo sights don't get affected by the muzzle flash as much as the red dots

it has casing, which naturally lifts the sight a bit from receiver

[fervent swift]

I recently learned that tac attachments actually has a bigger impact than just laser/light

[shy citrus]

honestly, i still can't see the fucking laser half the time.

[ornate zealot]

it got nerfed a bit, but it does affect hipfire accuracy

[fervent swift]

It affects it a lot

[ornate zealot]

again, it got nerfed

if you try it now, it'll be diff from the youtube vids you're watching

[merry dust]

what’s a tac attachment

I’m no modding nerd

[fervent swift]

Was the nerf this week?

[ornate zealot]

no end of last wipe

[fervent swift]

Then it's still a strong improvement for hip firing

[dusky lotus]

2 sights wtf

[ornate zealot]

it's a good way to store extra attachments

[unreal horizon]

that was a bizarre raid

killed 2 guards, shturbo nowhere to be seen

[leaden schooner]

can you play stretched screen on tarkov?

very important

[dusky lotus]

why would you

the game is not about shooting

[leaden schooner]

because my aim is ass

[dusky lotus]

you will hit no matter what

[leaden schooner]

i die every single pic run

[dusky lotus]

yeah same

[leaden schooner]

pmc

[hardy marsh]

Shturbo?

[dusky lotus]

not about your aim

[unreal horizon]

positioning/movement > gun skill

[merry dust]

he’s a sneaky boy

I’ve seen him at cultist spawn area

[hardy marsh]

That’s what we are calling him now?

[unreal horizon]

combination of shturman and turboshitter

[merry dust]

LULUL

[leaden schooner]

second question what postfx settings do you guys use

[hardy marsh]

I’m fine calling him that from now on

[merry dust]

Crank

[hardy marsh]

The good ones

[ornate zealot]

he likes to hide in the log piles in the main red and then the northern area overlooking the camp and logs there

[leaden schooner]

mind telling me your settings @hardy marsh

[hardy marsh]

Not home

[unreal horizon]

im pretty sure someone else killed him in a bush or smt

[merry dust]

Sh(itter)thruman

[leaden schooner]

awww man

[hardy marsh]

But I use pestilys

[ornate zealot]

yeah prob

[limber oyster]

This is what I use

I adjust brightness according to how dark the map is

[merry dust]

I crank my shit to max

[whole thistle]

Ruining your visibility with stretched will make that worse lol

[merry dust]

this is how my game looks

https://medal.tv/clips/4qoYkNluf1fUi/i05tRpXXzQ

and it is hot.

[whole thistle]

I use no postfx because I'm a sigma

[leaden schooner]

probably if so i’ll just turn it off

[merry dust]

have fun seeing a dark corner

[whole thistle]

I have no issue

[limber oyster]

the washed out look just doesn't suit me but props to those that don't use postfx

[hardy marsh]

Nah that’s some beta male stuff

[merry dust]

ON GOD

[hardy marsh]

Your no longer figglebottom male material

[merry dust]

postfx for the chaddest of chads

the sigmas

[merry dust]

Figglebottom

[ornate zealot]

100 everything

[merry dust]

yup

[whole thistle]

I don't like my game looking mega ugly for a little more visibility

[merry dust]

it looks vibrant bro

[ornate zealot]

chads gotta have cranked everything in postfx

[merry dust]

ur just blind

[whole thistle]

Idea isn't fucking purple

[merry dust]

yessir

[limber oyster]

Then you're using the wrong settings my guy

[merry dust]

I had no idea what anything meant so I cranked

[hardy marsh]

Figglebottoms use post fx

[whole thistle]

In every postfx guide I've watched they somehow make the sky purple lmao

[rough scarab]

Why don’t you bind hemostat if you have it in your pockets

[hardy marsh]

Tf?

[ornate zealot]

they're using weird colorgradings

[limber oyster]

What in the.... Why the fuck would they do that

[merry dust]

here I am

a chad

[whole thistle]

Colorblind settings 🤮

[limber oyster]

ewwwww

[merry dust]

look at mine

it isn’t purple

just a nice blue

[hardy marsh]

I want my sky purple

[merry dust]

[merry dust]

It looks cool ngl

[whole thistle]

Mess with colorblind then lol

[ornate zealot]

I've seen the purple sky too but why

[merry dust]

for cool effects

[hardy marsh]

Because it sounds cool

[merry ferry]

usec or bear? i want guns to start with that are good for interchange

[hardy marsh]

I would like to expierence it

[limber oyster]

That's some beautiful colorin you got going on shadow

[hardy marsh]

Bear

[whole thistle]

The starting guns don't matter at all

[merry ferry]

ty cutiepie

[whole thistle]

You get like 2 guns @merry ferry

[hardy marsh]

Bear is supreme

[merry dust]

I know I know

[limber oyster]

ngl I just sold mine to make money to get a Lucky Scav Junkbox

[whole thistle]

I play usec because they have English voice lines lol @merry ferry

[rough scarab]

Bear is bad cause you can’t call people rats and they won’t understand you

[merry ferry]

you wanna see my art too?

[limber oyster]

USEC 3 is superior

[merry dust]

sure?

[whole thistle]

People who say "dicky needles" is funnier than usec lines are wrong

[ornate zealot]

I have my postfx optimized for visibility

it doesn't really look like shit I'd say

[limber oyster]

It looks good

[merry dust]

My data is so bad at my school that I can’t load shit

[merry dust]

Looks like mine

[rough scarab]

I need to mess with my postfx

[ornate zealot]

inter is too dark without proper graphic settings

[merry ferry]

@merry dust

[whole thistle]

I have to use school wifi because my data barely works in school

[rough scarab]

Every map is either too dark or completely white in any form of light

[merry dust]

It’s so bad

[merry ferry]

recalibrate your postfx

[whole thistle]

If you use a VPN the blocker thing doesn't work 😉

[merry dust]

no pls

[merry dust]

They don’t let us use sxhool wide

[rough scarab]

I know I’ve been too lazy to figure it out

[whole thistle]

Tf lmao

[merry dust]

Ikr

I got ela next so I hope I get some sleep in

[whole thistle]

Lol

[merry dust]

I can prob sleep now actually

Goodnight mfs

[merry ferry]

hopefully streets of tarkov doesnt have a school

[whole thistle]

Goodday

[merry ferry]

dont wanna get sued lol

[merry dust]

Introducing the bodies of orphans

[whole thistle]

It has a like little kids play area

They've shown it in a trailer

[merry dust]

[whole thistle]

It looks like a preschool

[merry ferry]

school shootings simulator?

[limber oyster]

Well thats gonna be at least 70% of the firefights

[merry ferry]

hopefully they remove it

[whole thistle]

Why lol

It's a big ass city there's gonna be schools

[merry ferry]

school shootings shouldnt be a joke

[limber oyster]

Imagine if they let you climb on the monkey bars

[whole thistle]

It's abandoned it's not a school shooting

[hardy marsh]

There already playgrounds in game my man

[merry ferry]

hopefully they add a small china town neighborhood or something

[ornate zealot]

ranked tarkov leagues when

[merry dust]

China town would be awesome

[unreal horizon]

that'd be so sick

[whole thistle]

Nobody cares about the mw2 opening where you grenade Taliban fighters in a school lol

[merry dust]

[copper trellis]

Gamers do you have any tips for finding flash drives? I’ve been searching computers in oli to no avail

[merry dust]

Sages

[unreal horizon]

safes

[merry dust]

Safes

[merry ferry]

safes

[hardy marsh]

Become figglebottom male

[whole thistle]

Don't check computers that's a super low chance

[merry dust]

become sigma chad

[merry ferry]

computers are good for gpus

[merry dust]

and ask nikitas balls

[copper trellis]

I see

[whole thistle]

No they're not lol

[merry ferry]

if you are early in back of oli, on interchange you can find some gpus

[ornate zealot]

did they buff the gpu spawn rate in PCs yet?

[merry dust]

It’s like 1.7 atm

[whole thistle]

You get 1 gpu per like 150 pcs

[copper trellis]

Thank you alphas

[hardy marsh]

Yeah like 1.3 I think

[hardy marsh]

Figglebottoms

[unreal horizon]

only heard it from 1 guy and it could be personal bias

[ornate zealot]

it used to be like 0.1 lol

[merry dust]

give me a song to fall asleep to

[limber oyster]

They spawn at some camp sites on Customs (next to dorms 2 story) and Woods (West side of the mill)

[hardy marsh]

Nikita said he did

[stable girder]

Can anyone tell me how i change my region from Euro to US so i can upgrade my copy of tarkov? i somehow must of bought Euro

[merry dust]

#community-support

[whole thistle]

If you have Europe edition you can play anywhere

[ornate zealot]

EU version of tarkov isn't region locked

[whole thistle]

Europe version is the only non region locked version

[stable girder]

but when i go to purchase an upgrade, its asking for euros\

[merry dust]

Moe I feel like you’re a pedo

[unreal horizon]

sir its 11 in the morning

[ornate zealot]

wut

[merry dust]

I slept for 2 hours shut up give me a song

[whole thistle]

That's just your browser being weird not Europe edition

[limber oyster]

Just put on some AliasMuse

[merry dust]

okay let’s see

[limber oyster]

eft and lofi is a good mix

[merry dust]

EFT?

[limber oyster]

yeah

[hardy marsh]

Figglebottoms don’t need sleep

[whole thistle]

Are you using duckduckgo @stable girder

[copper trellis]

Lol eft and lofi?

[merry dust]

escape from tarkov?

[limber oyster]

yessir

[merry dust]

u right

give me the hot rods men

I don’t need sleep

maxnrgs

[stable girder]

No i have the euro copy

[stable girder]

no

[hardy marsh]

Figglebottoms don’t require sustenance

[limber oyster]

Any lofi music just sends me to sleep lmao

[copper trellis]

-lofi beats in the background- a singular blyet echoes through, reverbed to all getout

[whole thistle]

Click change server and swap to auto us lol

[merry dust]

Just an opachki

[hardy marsh]

Your region is the Euro

[merry dust]

and that’s it

I sleep to rock

Rock slaps

[limber oyster]

A "geegee ez" can be heard

[hardy marsh]

Figglebottoms don’t listen to rock

[merry dust]

Go back to your cringe jokes

please.

[hardy marsh]

Figglebottoms don’t make jokes

Wait a min

[stable girder]

ok but my thing is when i go to upgrade tarkov. its wants Euros!! not displaying US dollars!

[merry dust]

figglebottoms aren’t level 36

[hardy marsh]

Are you saying my jokes put you to sleep?

[merry dust]

probably

[hardy marsh]

That’s not very figglebottom of you

[whole thistle]

If you buy it you'll still pay the same amount anyway

[ornate zealot]

won't your card just convert to usd anyways?

[whole thistle]

Yeah

[stable girder]

idk let me try

[limber oyster]

Who is the mysterious figglebottom

[hardy marsh]

Me

[whole thistle]

This guy

[hardy marsh]

Dude stop taking the pic of me

[whole thistle]

If you insult him he'll eat your bones

[hardy marsh]

Figglebottom moment

[shrewd fog]

Sir, this is a Wendy's

[limber oyster]

Sir I'm sorry to report this, but you have a floppy ear

You should probably see a professional about it

[hardy marsh]

Dude I’m self-conscience about that

[limber oyster]

Don't worry, you can just start a new style with it. No-one'll question it

And if they do, simply eat their bones

[whole thistle]

^

[hardy marsh]

Rock the flop

[limber oyster]

Yessir

[prisma bridge]

is evasion armband visible?

[hardy marsh]

Yes

[prisma bridge]

cause i feel like its too dark for my mates to see it

fast enough

[limber oyster]

I did not know that existed till now

That is pretty dark

[whole thistle]

Barely

[limber oyster]

If the greens were more prolific maybe?

[whole thistle]

I wear the evasion band because it says sigma in the description

[unreal horizon]

same

[hardy marsh]

No way

Send pic

[limber oyster]

Straight from the wiki

[hardy marsh]

Ok

I need one now

[whole thistle]

They're like 100k

[limber oyster]

Sigma is a streamer

[whole thistle]

Ik but idc because I'm a sigma male

[unreal horizon]

oh really

[hardy marsh]

Figglebottom he is not

[limber oyster]

Precisely

[whole thistle]

We're learning about snake bites in this dog first aid video
Just like figglebottom

[hardy marsh]

They better show figglebottom

[prisma bridge]

ill buy it and see for myself

what else is money for

[solid agate]

who asked

[hardy marsh]

Figglebottom males don’t need people to ask

[whole thistle]

I'll eat your bones

[limber oyster]

I've had plenty of close calls with rattlesnakes, my dogs much more so

[dense crest]

etdrfa

[hardy marsh]

Honestly same

[whole thistle]

My puppy was attack by a snake

[prisma bridge]

yea this armband is trash

[limber oyster]

Look at that strong jawline

[solid agate]

i hope u get attacked by a snake

[dense crest]

i got a marked key idk what to do with it

[whole thistle]

Damn

[whole thistle]

Use it

[limber oyster]

Shove that in your secure container

then use it

[dense crest]

i need someone to come with me

[solid agate]

u and ur "im in school"

[whole thistle]

What

[limber oyster]

Nobody said anybody has to pay attention in school

[solid agate]

exactly

just download tarkov

[whole thistle]

No you down understand

[solid agate]

imagine 100 people constantly playing the game

instead of just u

[shrewd fog]

This Tagilla guy keeps following me in to my raids and killing me ; )

[whole thistle]

Like I'm IN school

I can't just

[limber oyster]

I need to learn new factory

[whole thistle]

Game

[limber oyster]

but I am scared for tagilla

[whole thistle]

False

[solid agate]

btw number 3 is wrong

[limber oyster]

As long as I know the exfils

[solid agate]

just FYI

[shrewd fog]

Bruh your handwriting is poop

pay more attention in school

[solid agate]

send a picture of your teacher to prove it

[whole thistle]

I know

[whole thistle]

Man I'm already on 73

[solid agate]

only?

pay attention

[limber oyster]

Dude you got those chairs that are close to the ones that are the ultimate back crackers

[solid agate]

no wonder ur handwriting sucks

[whole thistle]

My bad

[whole thistle]

[solid agate]

dudde

[limber oyster]

You were so close to greatness

[solid agate]

i remember those chairs

[limber oyster]

I miss 'em

[solid agate]

yeah

[limber oyster]

I'd go back to school just for a chiropractor appointment lmao

[solid agate]

i missing leaning my chair back to look smooth then falling over

[whole thistle]

I did that once in 1st grade then my teacher said I'd die so I stopped

[solid agate]

i wouldve kept doing it more

[whole thistle]

Lol

[limber oyster]

I thankfully never achieved that goal, instead I jumped out of swings mid swing

[solid agate]

i did that too

[limber oyster]

shit hurted your feet the first time

[solid agate]

and hurt my lungs

it was fun tho

jumping out when u were at the peak of ur swing

even tho that was a bit high

[whole thistle]

Swings are fucking awesome

[solid agate]

my park had tehse swings that could go higher then street lamps

[limber oyster]

If I would've done that the whole swingset would've come out of the ground because my old school didn't secure it properly

[solid agate]

but some dumbasses broke both hteir legs jumping off it

so now its a baby slide

[solid agate]

u couldve been a beyblade

[hardy marsh]

My elementary school had swingsets that would go to heaven

[limber oyster]

I still don't understand how my classmates never wound up landing on the random wooden fence in the middle of a playground

[solid agate]

thats what im talking about

[hardy marsh]

No

It’s not

[solid agate]

the bigass swing set?

[whole thistle]

I don't go that high ever because I value my neck

[limber oyster]

Synchronized swinging was also very nice

[hardy marsh]

I go as high as I can

[solid agate]

same

[limber oyster]

When is the new revolver shotgun supposed to be coming to the game

[whole thistle]

Who knows

[cerulean apex]

do you guys help begginers?

[whole thistle]

There's guns that have been shown off forever ago and still aren't in @limber oyster

[cosmic tinsel]

yeah

[cerulean apex]

can someone play with me just to kinda show me aroud the game. i allready know what the game is about but some thing still confuse me

[cosmic tinsel]

sounds like you're looking for more of a sherpa sitch

[cerulean apex]

what is that

[cosmic tinsel]

i'd recommend you 1) identify specific things you want to get better at, and 2) then ask about it both here, and 3) in the sherpahub

[unreal horizon]

#sherpa-info bababooey

[cosmic tinsel]

sherpas are people approved to help by BSG in return for a cool handshakey icon instead of the crown

they have requirements for how many times a month they need to take people out

[hallow island]

4 drum mags of ap 6.3 ready to drill someone

[cosmic tinsel]

so they're consistent, but also lots of players are looking to have players run raids with em

so you can submit a ticket at the hub to ensure SOMEONE will help you

[hallow island]

1 drum of m61 and 2 drum's of BP gs

pretty hot

ngl.

[cosmic tinsel]

and then asking "hey can someone run XYZ with me to accomplish ABC" will be more likely to get a response than "kinda show me around" tbh

[unreal horizon]

just ask for help with a specific task/thing, and you'll learn a lot along the way anyway

[whole thistle]

^^^^

[hallow island]

so can i ask a squadron of sherpas to extract me after doing jäger quest

[cosmic tinsel]

jaegers are teachers, not carries

ha

[hardy marsh]

Today

[cosmic tinsel]

sherpas**

[cerulean apex]

ok ty guys

[cosmic tinsel]

ive ran that quest with people 4 times in the past week im so sick of it lol

[hallow island]

im so sick of it myself

i cant fucking unlock jäger

ill have flea before him

[hardy marsh]

I can guarantee that’s false

[hallow island]

ill make it true

might aswell go all out just to unlock jäger

taking my meta mutant, hexgrid, altyn, f5 of salewas and healing

[merry dust]

So am I

[whole thistle]

Hop on tarkov

[hardy marsh]

Class moment?

[merry dust]

class moment.

[merry dust]

Nice pencil bro

[merry dust]

Give me a second

[wary valley]

In my rule book

If u want jagers quest done with me in a raid we better fkn murder sthurman first

[hardy marsh]

Ain’t mine

[merry dust]

I just have an airpod and playing gamrpigorn pinf pong

[hardy marsh]

Yo game pigeon is Pog

[hallow island]

i play tarkov on my laptop during school

20 fps with stutters but its enough to scav

[whole thistle]

Bro

[wary valley]

Lunchroom moment

[hardy marsh]

Ew

[merry dust]

ew

[whole thistle]

Jesus what the fuck

[hardy marsh]

This why I bring my my own lunch

[merry dust]

what the fuck is that

[wary valley]

I make better pizza then this shit

[merry dust]

I don’t eat at lunch

[whole thistle]

My school gives us like chicken wraps and mashed potato

[whole thistle]

Nice feet bro

[wary valley]

Not me

[hardy marsh]

Mmmmm yummy toes

[merry dust]

Brooo

them feeeet

[wary valley]

Not me toes

Me no care

[whole thistle]

Lmao

[hardy marsh]

Ima eat them toes

Looking like a snack

[whole thistle]

Gaming stool?

[hallow island]

PROBLEM?

[wary valley]

Go back to ur jokes turtle milk

[hardy marsh]

Tf?

[wary valley]

Got one of those but with the back thing

f to u

[whole thistle]

That was my chair mid assembly

[merry dust]

ew an actual gaming chair

[hardy marsh]

What kind of car does an egg drive

[merry dust]

Fuck.

[wary valley]

Nissan

[whole thistle]

No this one is a knockoff don't worry

It was like $50

[merry dust]

I see

[hardy marsh]

A yolkswaggen

[wary valley]

[hardy marsh]

How does a taco say grace?

[wary valley]

Ive literally not moved for the past 7 minutes in lunch line

[hardy marsh]

Lettuce pray

[whole thistle]

_ _

[wary valley]

What the fuuck

[misty linden]

🤡

[whole thistle]

I don't understand how some people take more than a minute at the counter

[hardy marsh]

Why was the piggiey such an idiot?

Because he plays shoreline

[whole thistle]

Factssss

[buoyant mason]

[hallow island]

shoreline femboy

[hardy marsh]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

[wary valley]

Mf lost his taiga sword in tarkov chat 2

Lmaaao

[wary valley]

[hardy marsh]

I saw that

Pertty funny

[wary valley]

Fkn dumbass lost like 24 mil

[buoyant mason]

Lmao

[hardy marsh]

It’s funny he was trying to get mods to help

[dawn geyser]

How did he lose it?

lol

[wary valley]

Tried to trade for green and blue

[hardy marsh]

Ten tickles

[wary valley]

Dropped the sword and got killed

[cosmic tinsel]

LOL

[dawn geyser]

lmao might get banned instead of helped

[hallow island]

thanks for the new pfp

[dawn geyser]

what a fool

[wary valley]

Top ten family guy funny moments

Number 1 turtlemilk doesn’t tell a joke

[hardy marsh]

What an ignorant scallywag🧐

What concert cost just 45 cents?

[wary valley]

Idk

[hardy marsh]

50 cent featuring nickleback

[wary valley]

Ok man that one was actually funny to me

Fuck

[hardy marsh]

I think that’s the one actually decent one I have

I used to be addicted to soap but I’m clean now

[limber oyster]

hmmm

Something seems fishy with what you've just said

[wary valley]

Oh my fucking god

[whole thistle]

Lmao

[limber oyster]

Bruh I keep finding nuts but I can't find any bolts

Also where is the best spot to find thermite

[wary valley]

Seems u have a lot of nuts

[limber oyster]

You know it

Never leave the hideout without em

[wary valley]

Keep searching the usual stuff u find bolts in

[hallow island]

opposite, i have 20 bolts but 4 nuts

[wary valley]

How many men?

[quaint onyx]

and the fucking bolts go for 20k in flea

[wary valley]

Profit

[ornate zealot]

they go up to 30-40k sometimes at night

[limber oyster]

Welp, time to start saving up every barter item since I got that lucky scav box now

then sell it all and make stacks

[hardy marsh]

Man living life with 4 nuts must be hard

[ornate zealot]

but think about all the bukkakes you can deliver

[merry dust]

I used all my bolts and nuts for the grenade case

[hallow island]

also for level 1-2 traders, what are some good barters for ex. guns? want to sell my whole scav box but keep items for barters

[dusky lotus]

what do i sell

[merry dust]

back to you being a pedo

[ornate zealot]

lol wut

[hardy marsh]

My life is hard having to walk around with a 36 in penis

[merry dust]

remember when you said you have like 100’s of anime thingys

like notes and shit

on some game

[whole thistle]

Your loadout scares me

[hardy marsh]

Everything

[ornate zealot]

LOL

that game is a meme

[dusky lotus]

yeah just for space saving

[whole thistle]

Why are you keeping a hat lol

[dusky lotus]

idk cool

[merry dust]

Fleece meta

[ornate zealot]

boss hats meta

[limber oyster]

Propane is a trade for some 6B type armor from Prapor

Take it and use it or sell to Raggy boi

[dusky lotus]

where do i put it tho

[lunar sonnet]

are bolts valuable??

[dusky lotus]

oh yeah

[quaint onyx]

yes

[whole thistle]

You can sell propane for like 50k on the flea maybe keep it

[misty linden]

Hes level 5 lol

[whole thistle]

Actually you're level 5 it doesn't matter just trade it

It'll be a while

[dusky lotus]

i dont have flea

what about edril

there was a barter for it

[whole thistle]

Just sell that to therapist

[dusky lotus]

nah

emotor?

[merry dust]

Hideout

[dusky lotus]

ima construct some things on the hq

[solid agate]

prove it

send pics

[hardy marsh]

If I flop it out an earthquake is felt on the other side of the world

[solid agate]

do it

and could u plz build a landbridge between earth and the moon using ur penis

[whole thistle]

Easily

Every figglebottom male has a 2.5 astronomical unit long penis

[solid agate]

if u were a real figglebottom u would know thats how long a baby penis is

[quaint onyx]

i never heard cm being called astronomical units before

[solid agate]

oh wait but u dont pay attention in school

[whole thistle]

Sorry I can't hear you over my finished chemistry work

[wary valley]

Ha

I can’t hear u over my unfinished chemistry homework

[whole thistle]

Imagine

[unique marsh]

on topic discussion

[solid agate]

this is very on topic

[whole thistle]

Of course

[solid agate]

i think pig is being off topic

shame on him

[hardy marsh]

Done

[whole thistle]

Did you not hear they're adding male types in 12.12? @unique marsh

[wary valley]

Stop being off topic

[solid agate]

can u customize ur penix like cyberpunk

[whole thistle]

I you pick alpha you're a pussy

[wary valley]

Bussy

[whole thistle]

Penix

[solid agate]

in cyberpunk u can customize ur penis length

[wary valley]

I want more of a triangle penis

Tbh

[solid agate]

im protecting @unique marsh hes young

doesnt understand hes off topic

[wary valley]

U literally typed it with an s here

[solid agate]

well we gotta expose him to the real world

teach him its full of hypocrites like you

[wary valley]

True true

Wait no

Wtf do u mean

[solid agate]

too larte

[whole thistle]

Too latte

[solid agate]

gottem

[wary valley]

Too figglebottom

[cursive nacelle]

what is the BP equivalent for 556 45

ap?

[narrow gull]

856a1

for 5.45x39
for 7.62x39 bp it's 855a1

[solid agate]

isnt 856a1 the red one u craft at the wb lvl 2

with 200 855 and 1 red gp

[narrow gull]

ig?
it's the closest one to 5.45 bp in terms of stats

[cosmic tinsel]

856a1** is better than BT i think

i think bp is b etween 855 and 856a1

[tropic shore]

ayo fam so i finnaly got a fir gpu is it worth turning it in for farming pt 4 or should i just sell it?

[cosmic tinsel]

depends if you like doing quests

[tropic shore]

well im lvl 26 now n on standard edition im trying to focus on finishing punisher but kinda stuck on pt 4

n kinda broke lol

[wary valley]

Just sell it or do the quest

[ornate zealot]

Id say do the quest since the quest pays itself off down the toad

Road

[cosmic tinsel]

quest rewards got nerfed

but yes

i still do it

[tropic shore]

ohh gotcha

so ima turn it in n hopefully find 2 mo

[ornate zealot]

Well if you're struggling for money then save it for flea

Oh sell it on flea* thought you were under 20

[cosmic tinsel]

you can craft gpus

[tropic shore]

im not too worry about money just atm im litterly running scav gear n whatever ammo i get form the scav raids if i make it out

how do i make gpus?

[ornate zealot]

Intel centre 3

[tropic shore]

oh

i dont evne have intel 1 lol

[ornate zealot]

You'll need it eventually, the market fees it saves pay the station off

[tropic shore]

ok ill work towards that then

i should buy a intel n upgrade to intel 1 then

[solid agate]

I did it cuz its my first wipe and I'm trying everything out

Losing money means less even if I get ripped off

At least I'll be better prepared for next wipe

I bought 4 folders cuz I wanted to see what int lvl 2 was like

[tropic shore]

any one knows of any good cheap kit to do punisher pt 4 shorline kills?

[cosmic tinsel]

mp153

8 round tube

mag buck

[wary valley]

Thought it was three

[solid agate]

1 for lvl1

[tropic shore]

gotcha just rock the mp n charge the pmcs?

[solid agate]

And I found the usbs myself

[cosmic tinsel]

thats what i did

[hallow island]

is there a difference between vaseline n golden star or is the only difference that they have different amounts of uses

[tropic shore]

i gotta learn the spawns

[cosmic tinsel]

i was something of a shotgun main until level 40

[narrow gull]

time wise they're the same
difference is how much hydration/energy is used and how many uses

[solid agate]

Do I hear extract corner camper

[narrow gull]

and i think gs takes a bit longer to use

[cosmic tinsel]

duration, resources consumed, usages. GS gives you energy after depleting it so you can survive without exhaustion

[tropic shore]

woo i should probably do mo yeager task to get him to lvl 3 so i can get better rounds

[cosmic tinsel]

i ran mag buck

flechette and ap20 are cool too tho

[solid agate]

Yes

[tropic shore]

i can get mag rounds now so ima just try that

[solid agate]

I love flachette

I can destroy armor fast

[cosmic tinsel]

yep. go face or go legs

honestly at this point blunt dmg is probably legit enough that you can just do whatever

[solid agate]

I go penis

[narrow gull]

nvm gs gives 50 more secs of pk

[tropic shore]

im hard stuck on yeagers tremor head shot quest idk what do

[solid agate]

Does it say headshot

[cosmic tinsel]

break legs in factory, apply painkiller, go nuts

[tropic shore]

yea

[cosmic tinsel]

repeat until quest finished

[tropic shore]

must be head shots

[whole thistle]

Mag rounds 😨

[narrow gull]

break your leg/arm and don't heal it
go into factory and wait for tremors
pop a pk and kill people

usually like smg or shotgun works for that

[ornate zealot]

I thought you need to not pk for the tremor to stay?

[tropic shore]

@whole thistlemag buck sorry

[narrow gull]

after you get tremors you can pk

they will stay

[cosmic tinsel]

debuff stays. symptoms leave

[ornate zealot]

Ah

[tropic shore]

alright factory mp mag buckshots here i go

[dusky lotus]

FINALLYYYY

i unlocked jaeger and i got a pmc

clocked him right in the head

[cosmic tinsel]

grats!

thats the high im always chasing in tarkov

overcoming the odds

feeling like i made progress

[dusky lotus]

my stomach was black

and i was dehydrated and starving

[worldly token]

Haha nice

[dusky lotus]

got the guy's thing

is this good

[worldly token]

@dusky lotus did your group up the other day help you out?

[dusky lotus]

no

solo

all by myself

outskirts

[worldly token]

Not what I asked :p the other day grouping up help u out

[dusky lotus]

i didnt group pu

he just wasted my time and left

so i got lia

[hardy marsh]

Yes I can change the length of it

[worldly token]

Aww that's too bad

[solid agate]

Can I have man tits and a penis

[whole thistle]

Yeah

Decent recoil

[dusky lotus]

yeah because i 2 tapped a scav with it

he got my stomach to zero with his puny sniper tho

[hardy marsh]

Yes

[untold verge]

yo

[strong barn]

MODS WE NEED Y OU <3

[untold verge]

i need some help doing some missions in customs

i just need a duo lmao i dont feel confortable there

na

i have 1 hour before class begins if anyone wanna help me out

[hardy marsh]

Woah what did the msg say?

[strong barn]

it was phishing scam

[hardy marsh]

Of course

What was their bait?

[strong barn]

steals your discord login info if you click it; it offers 'free nitro'

[untold verge]

nitro

[strong barn]

never click those baits

[hardy marsh]

Ah

I click those all the time

[strong barn]

: /

[solid agate]

there goes my hopes and dreams of free nitro

[dusky lotus]

what do i do with all this cheese

[solid agate]

thanks @strong barn

[narrow gull]

sell

[ornate zealot]

you could craft it into meds I guess

[solid agate]

eat it

[whole thistle]

Sell

[hardy marsh]

Mac and cheese

[solid agate]

or craft into meds

cuz u will need meds

[hardy marsh]

Or he can mac and cheese it

[solid agate]

or just eat it

[ornate zealot]

im so tired of hunting for scav bosses and them never spawning

[hardy marsh]

Or

Hear me out

He Mac and cheeses it

[dusky lotus]

how much

[ornate zealot]

or I spawn hella far and hear someone killing them =/

so ready to be done with this quest line

[solid agate]

just dont

dont spawn far

[ornate zealot]

confirmed, this works

I got my tagilla kill when he was in my face when as I spawned and opened the door

[solid agate]

yes

[high mason]

Can someone tell Nakita to turn off the rain? .. can't see nothin'!

[cosmic field]

Why is it that I can't see anyone

Fuckin annoying

Just died to shitsak with a toz

[high mason]

I've been sniping on reserve now for 30 minutes and have seen a total of 1 scav.

[hallow island]

whats up with my scavs ALWAYS spawning with snipers

aint complaining they got some sexy scopes sometimes.

[high mason]

uh... the game loves you

[rough scarab]

Stop camping drones then

[whole thistle]

All of it

[high mason]

drones?

[whole thistle]

Anything cheap from traders you should just sell because you can buy it back for barely any loss and it's just taking space @dusky lotus

[dusky lotus]

i dont think the cheeses are that cheap

she is buying it 25%of the price

[whole thistle]

They're 4k lol

[dusky lotus]

i have 850k roubles

[whole thistle]

Still

[dusky lotus]

then selling all

not the painkillers tho

them shit 6k

[hallow island]

best way to level up peacekeeper?

[idle flame]

Gotta do his quests

[dusky lotus]

what about this

should i sell all of it

[whole thistle]

Use the non found in raid Morphine

[hallow island]

is there a site/picture with all the trades that every single trader has at level 2+?

[whole thistle]

Tarkov.guru barter tab

[dusky lotus]

huh

[whole thistle]

You need the found in raid ones for a quest but morphine is a good painkiller

[dusky lotus]

that morphine is from my pouch

[hallow island]

i dont think it says level tho?

[whole thistle]

Also you should put a car in your ass

[rain tundra]

Money or rep?

[high mason]

Best pain meds are ibuprofen, vaseline, or golden star.... everything else isn't as good.

[hallow island]

money

[whole thistle]

I thought you just wanted to check the profit of barters lol

[rain tundra]

Sell Intel items to him, like diary's or random guns/attachments

[hallow island]

nah i just want to see what each level 2 trader brings

and which ones are most worth it

to get to level 2

[whole thistle]

I don't think taking a golden star or ibuprofen in your pockets every raid is the best idea

[high mason]

pockets.. no

pouch

[dusky lotus]

all the meds i have

[whole thistle]

I bring a panic morphine in my pockets all the time

[rain tundra]

Mechanic is good, prapor, skier, Jaeger, basically all of them lol

[hallow island]

ibuprofen best cant argue with me 😎

[rain tundra]

Same or propital

Way faster to tap a hotkey if you get blacked legs, to run away

[dusky lotus]

is there any fucking med case

[narrow gull]

there's a medcase that therapist sells
there's a med bag you can barter for

[whole thistle]

I just use the bag

[hallow island]

medcase of salewas kinda nice

[dusky lotus]

level

[worldly token]

14 I think

[narrow gull]

med case barter is therapist 2
med bag is therapist 3

[whole thistle]

I had 3 medcases full of grizzlies, CMS kits, and salewas from crackhouse last wipe

[idle flame]

Hell yeah morphine is the way

[hallow island]

i think i have 3 blackrocks full of morphines currently

big chunk of them Fir

[whole thistle]

Lmao

[dusky lotus]

what about doc or sicc case

[river ruin]

Will morphine help me get good?

[whole thistle]

It'll help you live

[rain tundra]

Depends the type of player you are imo

[whole thistle]

What about them

[dusky lotus]

how do i get

[rain tundra]

If you do more looting and not much pvp, docs case. If you do more pvp then sicc

Oh

[worldly token]

I have have light bleeds on the press of one of my mouse side buttons and heavy bleeds on the release then pain pills on the other

[rain tundra]

Sicc is lvl4(?) Jaeger iirc

[dusky lotus]

and is it true that it boosts your pouch limit

doc

[whole thistle]

For docs buy it, find in marked, or so nostalgia
Sicc is level 4 jaeger

[whole thistle]

What do you mean by that

[dusky lotus]

if you put it in your puch

[rain tundra]

Docs is lvl 2 for barter

[worldly token]

Yes kinda u get more slots but only for keys money and files

[river ruin]

@worldly token I was trying to set that up last night couldn't do it

[whole thistle]

It doesn't change the actual size of your contaianer it's just big on the inside itself

[rain tundra]

If you put it in your pouch, it's 1x2, and let's your store keys and money and files bit not much else

[dusky lotus]

i know

[river ruin]

One key for meds I mean

[whole thistle]

What do you mean then lmao

[worldly token]

@river ruin did u put them in ur pockets and move them into ur hotpad?

[rain tundra]

It's gotta be in pockets/rig for hotkey

[dusky lotus]

i mean can you put it in your pouc

[river ruin]

Yes but how do you set it up on one key in settings

[whole thistle]

Yes

[rain tundra]

You don't?

[idle flame]

Yep you can put doc and/or sicc case in your container

[whole thistle]

It would be super bad if you couldn't lol

[rain tundra]

You hover over the item in your pocket, then tap a number key, 4-0

[worldly token]

like this

[dusky lotus]

ok

so can i ask my friend to buy it from flea for me

or is it not sellable

[river ruin]

@rain tundra yes but he has light and heavy heals on one button

[rain tundra]

What medkit?

Or well

Maybe I'm not understanding, shat are you trying to bind to do what?

[worldly token]

see how slot 4 and 5 are bound to my mouse 4, one on the press one on the release

sry 5 and 6

[hallow island]

theres so many keybinds ive just given up and instead just w key straight on

[merry dust]

goooood

become w key chad like meee

[buoyant mason]

I have prone on my mouse lmao

[merry dust]

that’s pussy shit

[rain tundra]

I unbound ads

[merry dust]

I unbounded everything except w and shift

and right click

[worldly token]

really hate how my 9 button mouse dosent register as its own buttons

[merry dust]

ye same

2 Extra buttons nope

[worldly token]

but instead take the place of 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9, but the 2 register as mouse 3 and 4

[solid agate]

where is my promised sicc case

and thicc case

[whole thistle]

At 35 lol

[rain tundra]

I'm at 34 and 6k away from 35 lmao

[solid agate]

but u said ur gonna stop playing

just buy me the thicc case

[rain tundra]

I have all the stuff for the last gunsmith also waiting until I can unlock it

[whole thistle]

You think I have that kind of money

Or a sicc case

[solid agate]

just sell everything in your stash

[whole thistle]

Or a thicc case

[merry dust]

If I sold my stash

[whole thistle]

You can't even bring thiccs in with you lol

[merry dust]

I’d get 48m

[solid agate]

u can bring one into raid

[whole thistle]

I think mine is like 20m

[merry dust]

u can sell@them

[solid agate]

if u put it in a backpack

[merry dust]

No?

No..?

[solid agate]

yes?

[whole thistle]

You literally can't lol

[solid agate]

pestily did it

[rain tundra]

You can bring a wcase iirc

[whole thistle]

It doesn't let you

[solid agate]

on youtube

[rain tundra]

Not a thicc

[solid agate]

look it up

youtube

[whole thistle]

Yeah he did
In 2019

[rain tundra]

Just link

[whole thistle]

The game was updated

[solid agate]

oh

[merry dust]

gonna bring a weapon case full of tozes

[rain tundra]

Each has one shot

[solid agate]

ok ill be nice and let u bring me a weapon case instead of thicc case

dude remember the guy who tried to buy a pistol case

when we were in that VC the other day

for 160k

[rain tundra]

Grab the biggest rig you can, and fill your inventory with PM pistols with one shot each

Then hotkey them

Easy win

[worldly token]

Don't see how switching pistols is gonna help u lol

[rain tundra]

Shoot once, then swap to the next

You can have 10 shots before needing to swap your hotkeys again

[worldly token]

Yeah but I can shoot twice faster than switching:p

[rain tundra]

But you will have 1/2 the fun

[worldly token]

Lol, I be the guy who shoots himself fumbling for his pistol like in those old westerns

[rain tundra]

Lmao

You could also do like 6-8 mp7's if they don't have suppressors and have 20 rounders lmao

[merry dust]

mp7 suppressor is expensive as fuck

[worldly token]

Lol that give me better odds at least 😅

[velvet blade]

is the dome in reserve the same one you see in shoreline?

[rain tundra]

True lmao

[cosmic tinsel]

ye

[rain tundra]

Just get mechanic lvl4

Easy

[velvet blade]

were you yeeing me or niff? XDD

[cosmic tinsel]

ye

[rain tundra]

ye

[velvet blade]

were you yeeing me or niff? XDD

[merry dust]

ye

[cosmic tinsel]

same

[merry dust]

fr

[cosmic tinsel]

im tryin to kedr labs yall damn

[velvet blade]

feels like The Ye Nation

[cosmic tinsel]

makin me type more than 2 letters

same dome

[velvet blade]

Ye-No lmao

[merry dust]

okay I think

[rain tundra]

You will be fine

[velvet blade]

ofc okay.

[rain tundra]

What's in jt

[merry dust]

I am goodbye to beginners chat and assistance

[cosmic tinsel]

sp7

[velvet blade]

You'll be... missed?

[rain tundra]

Steal their kneecaps

[merry dust]

where’s the 9x18 pso gzh???

[dreamy turtle]

literally i dont care

🙂

[merry dust]

shuddup crytical

u lost me a zabralo

[dreamy turtle]

do you want one

ill buy you one

[rain tundra]

I need to get mine for the quest lmao

But I'm perpetually broke

[merry dust]

Two please

[hardy marsh]

?

[cosmic tinsel]

in the garbage

[dreamy turtle]

ill drop you some bitcoin go buy them yourself

[rain tundra]

Free Bitcoin giveway 100% safe and free!
insert sketchy link here 😃

[merry dust]

true

[merry dust]

u have to damage one

I’ll buy the other

[dreamy turtle]

are you still not done the task

just go snipe one off flea

[merry dust]

No more me

[dreamy turtle]

thats what i did

[merry dust]

yes

[dreamy turtle]

i got my damaged one for 200k

[merry dust]

they’re like 2m

wut.

[dreamy turtle]

idiots on flea 🤷

[dawn geyser]

Just watch a video and refresh

[cosmic tinsel]

i thought you were leaving 😉

[dawn geyser]

[rain tundra]

I'm broke

[hardy marsh]

Don’t leave

Pls

[merry dust]

thank you for reminding me

[hardy marsh]

I beg

[merry dust]

[hardy marsh]

Don’t leave me

Why must you go?

[rain tundra]

I had a whole 50k rubles

Now I have 8k rubles

I'm very rich

[merry dust]

Because this place is boring

[dreamy turtle]

you like my bitcoin collection