#beginners-assistance

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bitter maple
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if someone sells the choke to fence , you can buiy it from fence if you can do it fast enough

random ridge
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no it comes up on flea too

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all i had to do was refresh and it came up on flea

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you're not making profit

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he was just helping me out cause I dont have skier level two

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one more question

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what can I add to get tbl

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attach it*

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copped it

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missing a hemlock guide

craggy sapphire
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A shit dude

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Just died with tons of shit that i needed for quests

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And good stuff

random widget
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never gonna be fun to have that happen to you I think

bitter maple
bitter maple
native tartan
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anyone wanna play some scav and pmc

mighty shoal
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does shturman really have a 40% spawn rate?

bitter maple
bold kernel
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what channel has update and wipe into? if there is one

random widget
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I'm just gonna mosin up and run to dorms in customs I think, see if I can get inside room 220

bitter maple
bitter maple
random ridge
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cause once you clear ahead of you its just left and you can run out for your life

random widget
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that's my plan :D feet go clonk clonk clonk on the staircase

random ridge
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if you run with no fucks given maybe the person below or beneath you will be too scared to push lol

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below or beneath

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high iq moment of me

random widget
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" man this guy must be geared to hell being so bold to just leg it up the stairs!"

random ridge
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id be lying if that wasnt my thought process

random widget
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me with my ceramic t4 armor 30 hit points and a mosin with 5 extra ammo

plain raven
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its weird, at this point ive been having more fun in offline raids than actual raids recently when it comes to customs

plain raven
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maybe i should just play emutarkov at this point

random widget
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I was gonna start on the tarkov shooter, almost died to the first scav cause I couldn't headshot for shit with the mosin

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yikes, it's even daytime customs

bitter maple
bitter maple
tight vault
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Dm me if you are looking for help nae

cosmic tinsel
bitter maple
cinder hound
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^

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Fun not allowed

cosmic tinsel
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man ive been doin tarkov wrong

bitter maple
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"damn i ve been having fun"

cosmic tinsel
cosmic tinsel
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this gun is 2 fun to exist

bitter maple
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ew you suck

plain raven
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literally onetaps to the leg

cosmic tinsel
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its so busted

plain raven
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it is fun to use though lmao

rugged yacht
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why are you level 53 using a ks23

bitter maple
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yeah dont add the fuel to the fire

rugged yacht
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shooting level 20's

cosmic tinsel
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do you think i knew they were lvl 20

plain raven
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very rude

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but fun

cosmic tinsel
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im lookin for people doing punisher challenge

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been picking up slicks

bitter maple
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i actually have a weapon case of ks23 ive been saving for the nade kill quest lol

plain raven
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im just trying to pick up these items from dorms

cosmic tinsel
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hahahaha

random ridge
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bruh accidentally just picked a fight with reshalas goons as a scav

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bruh

plain raven
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and every time i go to dorms theres at least three fully kitted players

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why is every other quest there

random ridge
cosmic tinsel
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go to dorms later

cinder hound
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like someone mentioned

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if u legit wait

craggy sapphire
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Why can't i hand this in to skier?

cinder hound
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15 - 20 minutes

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dorms is full clear

plain raven
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implying im good enough to get kills

bitter maple
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th eonly time im ok with people using ks23 is for questing on factory, or low levels trying to survive against geared kids

cinder hound
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and if u wait 35 - 40 minutes

cosmic tinsel
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we're just implyingyou're patient enough to wait

cinder hound
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scavs are everywhere around dorms

plain raven
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ill try that lol

cinder hound
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golden time is 20 - 35 minutes

plain raven
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nah i have a good book im in the middle of, waiting is no issue

bitter maple
random widget
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actually I am in a bush right now, waiting for the explosions to stop happening

plain raven
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lmao

craggy sapphire
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First

random widget
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it was a bit too hot for my taste

bitter maple
cinder hound
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im that dude shooting u from 2 story dorms with a valday

craggy sapphire
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Oh

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xd

random widget
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oh I'm not that close, who knows who's looking at you with a thermal scope or some shit like that

cinder hound
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LOL

bitter maple
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back when you could actully do that

random widget
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or have their volume on 100000% to hear any bush in a 200m vicinity of the dorms

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eyes glare up and they smirk " gotcha "

rugged yacht
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They dont hear you?

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When you hit level 40

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You start to smell the fear in new players near dorms

random widget
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^^

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when I did both quests on the third floor of dorms, my god

random ridge
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yup if someones slow walking around its safe to say you got a kill lol

random widget
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I never ran so fast in my life :D

random ridge
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golden zibbo im guessing?

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btw dorms 3 story

rugged yacht
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Dude i can see those timmys

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doing operation aquarius

random ridge
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only 214 and 204 are safe rooms ye

random widget
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yeah, and another one I think? or maybe that wasn't on the same floor, maybe the water stuff

rugged yacht
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He had an AK

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I opened the door for him

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Had him get the water

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then shot him

random widget
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hey at least that's progress

craggy sapphire
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Do you think they are going to add so that the body parts react when you shoot em like like if you blow the head of someone the head will go flyin

bitter maple
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never

cosmic tinsel
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doubt it

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game isnt really about gore

random widget
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brutal enough without it lol

random ridge
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my pc wouldn't thank me

random widget
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well, it's been a few minutes, I'm gonna go for it

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no nevermind they're fighting on top of me now

bitter maple
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wouldnt make sense either, technically your pmc survives after dying in a raid

random ridge
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oh yeah i never understand that lol

random widget
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just staple it back on

cosmic tinsel
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338 to the head,eyes

random widget
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"good as new!"

cosmic tinsel
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cleaning up your grey matter with a spoon

thorn escarp
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im looking to swipe a decently cheap ledx off the flea what price is good its at a steady 1m rn

cosmic tinsel
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bout that

rugged yacht
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I ricochet a Lapua AP round today

craggy sapphire
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wtf

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Is that possible?

cosmic tinsel
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yeh ricochet isnt impacted by caliber

craggy sapphire
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Oh

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I am dumb then

cosmic tinsel
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this is why i advocate for the old tac-kek helmet

craggy sapphire
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Nice i died with an rsas filled with m80 rounds :D

cosmic tinsel
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marked room?

craggy sapphire
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Yepp

random widget
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I love smugglers, god I love it

craggy sapphire
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I was just going to exfil at the car

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But then he shot me

rugged yacht
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m80 garbage

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Doesnt even go through altyn smh

cosmic tinsel
rugged yacht
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what are you goign to shoot at

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a pp helm

random widget
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wait so when should you upgrade from this?

cosmic tinsel
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never

rugged yacht
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dont ever use thos

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garbage helmet

cosmic tinsel
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honestly the ratnik is a better deal

rugged yacht
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noone shoots top of ur head

cosmic tinsel
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with the barter

rugged yacht
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has bad movement penaltys

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bad ergo

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trash helmet

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looks garbage

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level 4

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stops nothing

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Use shattered mask altyn or nothing

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theres ur options

cosmic tinsel
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tak kek

rugged yacht
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no

random widget
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think it's level 3 actually, but high chance of deflection ?

rugged yacht
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shattered mask altyn or nothing

cosmic tinsel
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yeah

native tartan
cosmic tinsel
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armor level doesnt matter

random widget
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everything went better than expected

craggy sapphire
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I think i am buying the beta

opal dome
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Yes everyone buys the beta

cosmic tinsel
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secure container?

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i skip it

craggy sapphire
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Yes

wispy glade
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just get epsilon

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beta overpriced

opal dome
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It’s needed

craggy sapphire
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Bc i will get epsilon in two years

rugged yacht
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use alpha

opal dome
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Not rly

rugged yacht
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all the cool kids use alpha

random widget
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Dora, if you're new like me, get the beta, unless you've already started the punisher and feel confident in finishing it fast?

rugged yacht
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use docs case etg and ammo

cosmic tinsel
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agree w seth

craggy sapphire
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Okay

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Then i am getting the beta

cosmic tinsel
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yeah

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i got it my first wipe

random widget
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I mean it wasn't even that expensive, I'm sure you'll earn it back by just picking up high value stuff over time

rugged yacht
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beTa is cool

craggy sapphire
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So where can i find tank bats?

rugged yacht
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use surv kit docs case and ammo

cosmic tinsel
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you dont need em

obtuse sand
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anyone willing to team up with a noob and help me out ? I have a hard time finishing my quests. basically just getting killed everytime I join a round. lost all my starter equip and half my starter money in the first couple of hours

craggy sapphire
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I need a tank battery for the beta

cosmic tinsel
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oh

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flea

random widget
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Dora, buy it on the flea market, it's called millitary battery or something

wispy glade
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nvm they changed the barter from asea

barren berry
random widget
cosmic tinsel
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yep

random widget
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is it even safe to go to factory now or are people still practicing for that tournament?

random ridge
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dying to shraps may be the most annoying feeling ever lol

cosmic tinsel
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safe-ish

cosmic tinsel
random ridge
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same hence my reasoning for tyyping that lol

cosmic tinsel
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yesterday evening was one like every other raid

random ridge
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hit marked room for the second time and had broken even

craggy sapphire
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Okay it is super expensive

random ridge
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had a flash light for quest too

cosmic tinsel
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yeah it is ha

craggy sapphire
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nvm

cosmic tinsel
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to me, it felt like i wasnt going to get my money back

wispy glade
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atleast it doesnt need an asea anymore for the beta

craggy sapphire
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Okay

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I am buying it

random widget
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oh the ratnik helmet covers ears as well.. and you can use coms with it ?

craggy sapphire
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The virtexes

cosmic tinsel
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ratnik is straight better than the ssh or w/e its called

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cheaper w the barter, covers ears, same ricochet, better penalties

dapper idol
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Is Killa friendly to scavs he walked into a store im in and Im scared im gonna die if he sees me

cosmic tinsel
random widget
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oh wow yeah bleach is going for less than 10k

cosmic tinsel
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hes weapons free on PMCs and yells before shooting at player scavs

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(at least, thats how the other bosses are. not sure ive seen killa on scav)

craggy sapphire
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Now i got it

dapper idol
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like I saw some dead bodies and killa walked in

cosmic tinsel
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smoke those legs

steady gale
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so anyone else just get the game?

dapper idol
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I have a SV-98 I aint killin him

cosmic tinsel
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fair

dapper idol
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yo like

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hes looking at me

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and not shooting

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is this a glitch

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like hell hes just crouching down looking at me

steady gale
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whats all this lfg channels?

random widget
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for you to find people to play with?

steady gale
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oh gotcha

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i thought it was for a tournament or something

bitter maple
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my collection

random widget
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nah just an easy way for communication I guess, which I imagine would be very important in this game as a squad

cosmic tinsel
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communication: a lot harder than you think

cosmic tinsel
bitter maple
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enough ammo for it too

cosmic tinsel
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we all have our vendettas

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i stopped collecting after a while

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but i collect vector trophies 😉

bitter maple
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omg vector shturman farming is the best

cosmic tinsel
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vectors a cheese weapon

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wouldnt be caught dead w it

random widget
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is that the laser smg ?

cosmic tinsel
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yeah

bitter maple
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wwith gt it is

random widget
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I've been shot with one once :D

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it went brrrt

cosmic tinsel
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actually gt vector sounds hilarious

bitter maple
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it looks just as hilarious

wispy glade
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is that a thermal vector

cosmic tinsel
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every time i post this picture someone asks

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technically yes

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but i use the vectors for mod storage

random widget
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space efficient

cosmic tinsel
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which is why ive got elcan and prism vectors too

bitter maple
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ive decided to take ks23s into labs

uneven sail
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K23 is trash lol

cosmic tinsel
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i absolutely LOVE doing that

random widget
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wonder if it's safe to drink my juice at the start of a factory match

cosmic tinsel
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i took out 2 chads in a trio at labs yesterday

uneven sail
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Use saiga 20 round flashette

bitter maple
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but i dont know labs like AT ALL

uneven sail
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Shoots way faster

cosmic tinsel
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no armor, no loot

rugged yacht
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Use HK

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shoots way faster

cosmic tinsel
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man look at all the points you guys are missing lol

lean fossil
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what do you guys think are the best maps to learn as a newer player? Got customs down pretty good now, but that's all I've got

bitter maple
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interchange

rugged yacht
# lean fossil what do you guys think are the best maps to learn as a newer player? Got customs...

In this video I'll be going over the FASTEST way to make ROUBLES.

TIME - STAMPS
Intro = 0:00 - 0:29
Kits/Keys = 0:29 - 3:44
Skills/SJ6 = 3:44 - 6:19
Tech Spawns = 6:20 - 12:48
Lion Spawns = 12:48 - 13:39
Spawns = 13:40 - 14:35

ROUTES
Oli Route - 14:38 - 18:08
Idea Route - 18:10 - 20:55

Summary - 20:55 - 22:58

Edited by me ;)

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bitter maple
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was is shrapnetl 10 or 25 that one shot

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the 10 right

rugged yacht
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10

craggy sapphire
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Yes

rugged yacht
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barricade can too but it requires more luck

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cause less peletes

random widget
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I dodged the vector guy and ran like hell

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or at least it heard like something shooting very fast

craggy sapphire
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lol

wet sentinel
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Regardless if it shoots that fast it probably is shooting AP 9mm or 7n31

random widget
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I'm sure I'd live

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^^

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actually he hit me once, when I flew out with the syringe from the breach room

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I'm never buying ceramic again

onyx pagoda
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lmao

bitter maple
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im gonna die

craggy sapphire
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lol

random widget
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looking at yesterdays insurance, I don't think this helmet has helped a lot

plain raven
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lol mood

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thats why a lot of people just run ushankas or something

bitter maple
plain raven
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i mean helmets have definitely saved me a few times but they've gone unused far more

storm slate
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Can I buy a 6P29M off anyone?

bitter maple
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great labs cards are like 400k now

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i will now be accepting donations

plain raven
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haha shortage go brr

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like most of the other stuff, sure, shortages are fine
even the fuel shortage, understandable
BUT MY PROPITAL?
HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY PROPITAL

craggy sapphire
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But wait

elfin trail
craggy sapphire
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There is green gas on old gs

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gas

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But the extract doesn't work

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And then i die

hot rapids
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low level help me quest?

craggy sapphire
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Havn't found a tetris since last weee

rugged yacht
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Shatterd
Altyn
Or nothing

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only options for helmet

frail cedar
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Can someone help me with a task I got?

random ridge
rugged yacht
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Complete waste

random ridge
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are helmets legit useless

rugged yacht
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Altyns are even useless

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But i mean if u have the money

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it has a "chance" to stop bullets

plain raven
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i mean it depends

rugged yacht
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no it doesnt

random ridge
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i mean why not just spend the 27k a shattered costs on a ssh or whatever

rugged yacht
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It doesnt depend helmets are trash

plain raven
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if you're fighting geared players, yeah nothing will save you

rugged yacht
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no

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never run a helmet

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literally useless

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waste of money

random ridge
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tbf

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a face shield helmet saved me from getting head eyes in factory

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not altyn i forget the name

rugged yacht
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People come here and be like "i dOnt kNow wHAt tO dO i loSt aLl mY moNEy"

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and they run ulachs every game

plain raven
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an altyn will save you from getting head eyes'd by that scav 50 meters away with buckshot

rugged yacht
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no wonder why your dying

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dude the wendy

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is probually the most useless

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item int he whole game

plain raven
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if people are using shitty ammo, helmets will save you

rugged yacht
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NO THEY WONT

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NOONE SHOOTS THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD

random ridge
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back of the head mainly

rugged yacht
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if you always move its hard to get shot in the back of thea head

random ridge
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front on front they're completely useless

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fair enough

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i like the piece of mind myself lol

rugged yacht
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Ok look

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This u

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With helmet

plain raven
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bro i get shot on the top of the head all the time

rugged yacht
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See that red

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Thats where people shoot

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Thank you for coming to my ted talk

onyx pagoda
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spitting facts

plain raven
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the ammo pens my helmet and still kills me, but i get shot on the top of the head

random ridge
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out of interest

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why not just run the ssh

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instead of shattered

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if its the same cost

craggy sapphire
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Just domed three kids

rugged yacht
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Noone shots your head they shoot your eyes

wispy glade
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whole face > little tip of your head

rugged yacht
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How many times have u actually seen head,nape

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literally never

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not once

random ridge
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twice in my 300 hours

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you got a point

plain raven
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uh

random ridge
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btw

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where in customs do car batterys spawn again

rugged yacht
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If your dying to head,nape your doing something wrong

plain raven
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i see it whenever i go to d2 extract while distracted irl

random ridge
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lol its happened once on factory i remember

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when i was fresh in to the game

rugged yacht
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Even exfil campers

plain raven
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to be fair i shouldnt be distracted while walking through exit camping territory

rugged yacht
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shoot head,eyes

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noone aims for nape

plain raven
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overall, helmets are kind of a meme

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but i still like to run them

rugged yacht
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ive seen head,jaws head,eyes head,ears about 100x more than head,nape

plain raven
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helps against scavs

rugged yacht
plain raven
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lmao mood

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thats why i said altyns can help against scavs

cinder hound
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Helmets are decoration

rugged yacht
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Yeah altyns are good

plain raven
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tldr just run a tank helmet, balaclava, and shades like in that GS video

rugged yacht
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no

plain raven
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BRO THE FASHION THO

wispy glade
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shemagh and bowie hat

rugged yacht
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Pestily is a very good player but telling people to run the pp helm makes me annoyed

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Yeah u get it back from insurance

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BUT YOU SHOULDNT HAVE DIED IN THE FIRST PLACE

bold kernel
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lol

plain raven
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bro im bad tho

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i die all the time

bold kernel
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I wear helmets just for the face shield doe

plain raven
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like i am absolute garbage at this game

random ridge
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pp helmet?

plain raven
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i literally died to a normal ass scav 10 minutes ago

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not even head eyes bullshit

onyx pagoda
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lmao my scav spawned in with a aesa

plain raven
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bruh

rugged yacht
cinder hound
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I dont understand

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Im helping these noobies who got the game yesterday in beginner channel

onyx pagoda
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I just put it in stash

bold kernel
cinder hound
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And while we load into a scav to get them some gear, some dude feels the need to tell me the way im making money is shit

bold kernel
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1.6 mil or something

cinder hound
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And continues to argue with me until we get in a fight and all die

plain raven
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LOL

cinder hound
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Why

bold kernel
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nice

plain raven
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bro thats suffering

cinder hound
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Whats even stupider is

random widget
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cause a lot of people are not smart people? 🤔

cinder hound
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He came in while he was in a customs raid

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And he told us he needed comms

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Like wtf

plain raven
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BRO JUST DONT JOIN

cinder hound
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I dont see him helping noobies

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All he said was

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I have 100 mill

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And hes wrong

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??????

fallen totem
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little manchild with an ego

plain raven
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no guys trust me, you're going about this all wrong, i watched this youtube video

fallen totem
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its like telling the 5 year old driving his powerwheels that you have an F250 and can tow more than him

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who the fuck cares

cinder hound
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I legit slowly explained my reasoning why getting raider loot off dead bodies makes more money for less experienced players

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And hes fucking telling me thats not how u make money

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????

fallen totem
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made 300k and some spare gear doing that on reserve

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he probably does nighttime shoreline hatchet runs for ledxs

cinder hound
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Like just getting a raider sks that someone stripped the scope off u can sell the grip for 68k

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Like wtf

plain raven
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im absolutely garbage at this game, sure ill just solo kill geared players for money

random widget
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"just wear your budget 1 mill gear and do this and that run in 3 minutes and 46 seconds max for easy clap money"

plain raven
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imagine having 1 mil

random widget
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once you get flea market and can start selling food from woods / shoreline it does get better, if you survive that is

plain raven
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i got my gunsmith questchain stimulus check, already running low again

random widget
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you should really not try to think about why , just ignore the person really, nothing good is going to come out of understanding

cinder hound
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Its honestly stupid that these "pros" with no intention of helping noobies in their own raids come in and tell u ur wrong

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They confuse the beginners im teaching like

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Who to trust

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And i know theres multiple opinions and ways to play the game

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But this is mine and im helping them

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🙃

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Sorry for ranting just pissed me off

plain raven
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im tired of trying to get these stupid quests done on customs and having to deal with people running around with slicks and hks

cinder hound
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What quest

barren berry
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@cinder hound try this (check DM)

plain raven
cinder hound
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Try what

barren berry
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check you direct messages

plain raven
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these three at once basically

barren berry
cinder hound
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I left that server

barren berry
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bruh

cinder hound
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Theres no way to help noobies in there

thin lion
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can sombody help me and my friend with some quests on woods?

barren berry
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then adapt and watch YT vids

cinder hound
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I cant even get in a vc and share my screen last time i was in there

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Why do i need to watch youtube vids

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???

barren berry
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Jaba they nearly always got all information you need

cinder hound
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What are u even telling me to do

barren berry
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watch popular tarkov youtubers to get needed info/check info

cinder hound
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Why are u telling me this

barren berry
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For example: you dont know what to sell? Check pestily

Why are u telling me this
cause it seems like you needed help with something, but discord chat not satisfied you

cinder hound
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I think

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Ur not understanding something

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I am doing the helping 1

barren berry
cinder hound
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2 im upset that "pros" are joining a vc that im helping 3 beginners

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And telling me im wrong while they are in a different raid

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And not even helping the noobs

royal bloom
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can I somehow quickly double click or do something to immediatly start examining stuff?

cinder hound
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Asking for comms

barren berry
#

now that's is clearer image

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just mute them as soon as possible

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those kids gonna ree and leave

cinder hound
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They are confusing the beginners

craggy sapphire
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Nice

cinder hound
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He got my squad killed

craggy sapphire
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Got head eyed

barren berry
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who tho

cinder hound
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By arguing about the best way to make money

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All he said was i have 100 mill

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Hes wrong

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About how to make money

cinder hound
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When i said they should aim to get raider loot on reserve cuz most tech is hit by end of raid

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Like

royal bloom
cinder hound
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Nani tf

barren berry
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by default it is inspection button

barren berry
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so they just started arguing about that

cinder hound
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They are pre lvl 10

barren berry
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lmao

cinder hound
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With a single gas can

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No guns

barren berry
#

who even gave them word if they are pre lvl 10

cinder hound
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No armor

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The 100 mill guy

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Who was inturrupting our raid

ember pendant
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Report them to a mod, don't bitch about it here.

barren berry
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Jaba peavy doing it quick and fast

cinder hound
#

Lol report them and say what

barren berry
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harrasing you and your m8s

cinder hound
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The mods dont do shit unles u have a video

ember pendant
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Nothing, because you are in a public discord and are upset someone joined with a different set of opinions.

cinder hound
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Im upset that they join while they are in a different raid

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With no intention of helping beginners

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In beginners assistance

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Flexing their money

barren berry
#

3. No trolling whatsoever! If you are found to disrupt others voice or chat channels intentionally, you may be permanently banned from the server.

4. We do not tolerate spamming or abusing text formatting that inhibits others to have a healthy proper conversation throughout the server.

cinder hound
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U need video

barren berry
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just do it already

cinder hound
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For mods to do anything

barren berry
#

hol' up

ember pendant
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I mean you are providing every reason in the world the system is fucked, but you won't do the simplest thing and go to a duo/trio channel or DM.

barren berry
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@dapper nimbus @spark marsh m_bonk we need your help

ember pendant
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It would have saved you way more time than bitching here.

cinder hound
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Cant move channels while in raid

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???

fallen totem
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yo interchange

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whatcha playin rn?

barren berry
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tarkov

royal bloom
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really??? Buy tarkov they said

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it will be fun they said

cinder hound
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Just inspect it all

royal bloom
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here I am mindlesly clicking for 20 minutes

fallen totem
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ya got me there

cinder hound
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U get to lvl 3

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# royal bloom really??? Buy tarkov they said

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cinder hound
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Ur middle mouse clicking right?

royal bloom
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yea

cinder hound
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Not right click inspect

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I see

royal bloom
random widget
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^^

fallen totem
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if you want to do something before you pass out on your desk

cinder hound
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Ya its better u do it out of raid than in rsid

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Raid

royal bloom
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true

fallen totem
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when you are level 10 inspect literally every item

cinder hound
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Cuz it takes the same amount of time in raid

ember pendant
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You can't get the multipliers if you do it out of raid.

cinder hound
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Pre lvl 10**

ember pendant
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More xp if you do it in raid 🙂

fallen totem
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start off now inspecting basic weapons and rigs/armor

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so when you are in raid you can just pick the basics up n go

cinder hound
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Ya at lvl 10 i just inspected all rigs backpacks and armor

random widget
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went to woods to get some quests done, not a single shot was heard the entire round, I found no scavs, only filled my pockets to the brim and extracted via zb14, do love bringing that key

fallen totem
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magazines too so you can reload

barren berry
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@ember pendant if you gonna start playing this garbage can again, now im able to play on nearly all NA servers (including washingtonDC) POG

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just to let you know

silver hornet
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🇸🇾

barren berry
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ratJAM you are going with me @silver hornet

silver hornet
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ok

ember pendant
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I'll be surprised if I play again before streets comes out.

silver hornet
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Nikita said that he hopes that Streets will be out before the year ends

fallen totem
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interchange just confuses me

barren berry
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@fallen totem just play couple of raids offline with bots preferably

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it is mirrored map

craggy sapphire
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Wtf i just watched a guy eat alive todes

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Oh

ember pendant
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Not sure if he means toads or toes.

craggy sapphire
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Wrong chat

ember pendant
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but either way, wrong chat 😄

craggy sapphire
#

Toads

fallen totem
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i have a very basic understanding of where to run around to but i have no clue where oli logistics is

barren berry
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so all is left - learn name of shops, loot spots and bots spawns and you ready to go

random widget
fallen totem
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the one after that

barren berry
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@fallen totem the most right entrance of ultra mall

fallen totem
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gotta do that and the syringes for skiers bitchass

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but i dont have the key for the medical room

thin lion
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pls help us me and my friend can t do woods quest

barren berry
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@cinder hound m_bonk i managed to wake up mod, so it is all up to you

random widget
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what quest are you on, tomo ?

barren berry
silver hornet
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prob Introduction

thin lion
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introduction and killing scavs

barren berry
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Jaba i can help with introduction

fallen totem
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could i tag along to kill some scavs?

barren berry
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if they agree, it is fine

spark marsh
thin lion
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yea i guess

barren berry
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@cinder hound get your ass down here

thin lion
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as long as you don t tk us

barren berry
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mod is waiting

barren berry
random widget
#

for some reason I doubt he will do that ^^

spark marsh
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Wakes Chilly instead of bugging Aqua who is online already.

silver hornet
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Hi Chilly

thin lion
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acctualy my friend needs 5 min

spark marsh
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@thick briar

barren berry
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only mods i know here is you and fokka

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fokka is [R E D A C T E D]

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and you just chillest mod i've seen here

spark marsh
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Fokka is c a t

silver hornet
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fokka is 🐱

barren berry
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fokka is russian barotrauma gamer

spark marsh
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Naw its all gucci. Its nearly 3pm here. I probs should've been up earlier

barren berry
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@thin lion so you coming?

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4 man squad #6

thin lion
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where?

barren berry
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4 man squad #6

bitter maple
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went to labs and both garages didnt give me raiders, the elevator door didnt, someone explain how the raiders spawn?

random widget
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if you have a t4 armor does this ammo basically hit through it like you were nude?

hollow pelican
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Anyone down help me out duo 420n chill pleaseeee

bitter maple
random widget
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think it was 3 that did it, had no idea where he was in the woods so I was just bobbing and weaving until my lungs started coming out trough my nose

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at least I have a broken arm as well now so now I can try getting that headshot in factory :D

storm slate
#

anyone got mechanic loyalty level 3?

smoky wing
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@random widget yes

smoky wing
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Even with level 5

silver hornet
#

Fokka, Nikita is:

bold kernel
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@devout belfry

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You need some help?

torpid wind
#

If any1 nees ehlp with tasks/maps lmk, I know most. IDC about lvl/experience - just here for fun!

crystal yarrow
#

Any reason why that wont hand in for gunsmith 8?

silver hornet
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You need the black Pmag

crystal yarrow
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ah thank you. thats annoying :< i didnt think there is a difference

torpid wind
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If any1 nees ehlp with tasks/maps lmk, I know most. IDC about lvl/experience - just here for fun!

hushed lake
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@torpid wind can you help me get some tasks done?

craggy sapphire
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Is this key good?

random widget
craggy sapphire
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Nvm

cosmic tinsel
random widget
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I wonder how much these run into factory with a random cheap weapon on flea + broken arm is going to lower my survival % 🤔

cosmic tinsel
#

dw about survival rate

next charm
torpid wind
#

SADLY IM ALREADY HELPING 2 GUYS WITH CUSTOMS

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caps

next charm
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all good

random widget
#

how do you even play co-op in this game, how do you avoid killing each other, that's my main fear

next charm
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good comms

random widget
#

someone loiters around, or flanks without saying anything, that's probably a nono

next charm
#

u could try arm bands

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or just like

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see what he's wearing/gun equipped ?

random widget
#

"IS IT RED OR BLUE? ANSWER ME!" lol

next charm
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jump check bro

storm slate
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Need Help with Database Part 1 please dm me

next charm
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i need some1 who knows woods im so sick of this quest 😭

royal bloom
#

what quest r u doing?

next charm
#

first 1

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uhh

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introduction i think

random ridge
next charm
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nope

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no flea

random ridge
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buy one on flea

next charm
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lol

random ridge
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you'll get one to sell later

cosmic tinsel
#

oof

next charm
#

no xp

random ridge
#

I did that and helped me learn customs in an afternoon tbh

next charm
#

and my stash is full

random ridge
#

woods*

next charm
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i have to save my items on my pmc when i do scavs 😭

random ridge
#

fair enough but belive me its very worth for navigating

next charm
#

kk

royal bloom
#

I mean I can oriantate pretty well by the map of the woods It's the PVP that will be a problem 😄

random ridge
next charm
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whenever flea comes around ill buy 1

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eft is so p2w smh

random ridge
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you get one for your first woods task i belive

next charm
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i have no problem scaving for money

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but my shits full

random ridge
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its definitley a huge advantage early in to wipe

next charm
#

and i cant make room bc no flea

random ridge
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but idk about mid wipe

next charm
#

is it just a basic compass

random widget
#

I just sell every gear & weapon and buy a new one for each raid if I die, lotsa space ^^

random ridge
#

yup

tired spruce
#

Okay, so why is the Multi Hit visor worth 300k when the LSHZ has the same armor level, same ricochet chance, same material and has 10 more hit points but the visor is only 30k.

random ridge
#

but it helps loads with a map too

next charm
#

true

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usually gotta use monuments with google map

random ridge
tired spruce
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Big fuckin woop so does alytn?

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is that really the reason?

royal bloom
#

what is that supposed to mean?

cosmic tinsel
random ridge
cosmic tinsel
random ridge
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cause you can get face shield with altyn

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the beefy face shield^

cosmic tinsel
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the multi-hit visor also isnt 300k from vendors

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its player driven, and the people that are getting multi hits are the same rich chads getting wendys

tired spruce
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Again, getting more into this too, the LSHZ is level 4 protection and the face is 3, that's still really good.

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Is it still the sole reason the helm is only 60k is bc of the lack of hearing?

ebon summit
#

prob not its a very comman helm

barren berry
royal bloom
barren berry
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nothin, just a game mechanic

cosmic tinsel
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you'll be thankful for it if you get a red rebel 😄

cosmic tinsel
#

you're thinking of the zsh maybe?

random widget
#

Oh it takes like 40 seconds for tremor to activate after loading into factory with a broken arm, wish I knew that earlier

royal bloom
cosmic tinsel
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zsh ya

barren berry
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@cosmic tinsel

cosmic tinsel
royal bloom
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oh wow

cosmic tinsel
#

different helmatos, brochacho

random ridge
#

im getting dicked on today

barren berry
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it is lvl 4

cosmic tinsel
#

i didnt

random ridge
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my total cash rn is like 3.4 mil and ive lost 600k plus like 4 good kits i think

barren berry
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oh wait

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it wasnt you lol

cosmic tinsel
#

lshz = budget altyn for factory

random ridge
#

5am should be bright ye?

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or getting there

barren berry
#

yes

cosmic tinsel
#

and its otherwise a not good helm

barren berry
#

5am is bright

random ridge
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thanks

barren berry
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@cosmic tinsel it is actually pretty good for its price

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but no headphones PepeHands

tired spruce
#

That's what I figured, and the face is showing only armor class 3 for the lshz.

cosmic tinsel
#

thats the not good part 😄

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it 4

barren berry
#

or for black one

cosmic tinsel
#

frickin letters

tired spruce
#

ah I have a ZSh-1-2M

cosmic tinsel
#

LOL

barren berry
#

bruuuuuuh

cosmic tinsel
#

frick you're makin me look dumb in front of paaaan maaaaan

barren berry
#

ratJAM btw im still lvl 42 cause im playing game very rarely rn

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atleast money are recovering

tired spruce
barren berry
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since i've got btc farm

cosmic tinsel
#

omg thats a different one

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that ones dog poopy for real

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im mad at letters today

barren berry
#

Pepe 13 gcards

barren berry
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but be aware, no headphones

tired spruce
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Figured, sub 100k lvl 4 plus shield isn't bad

barren berry
#

no headphones = no information = death

cosmic tinsel
#

i'd rather wear no helmet than that helmet

tired spruce
#

I get shot in the chin anyways

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I'd like the idea of being able to get maybe shot twice

cosmic tinsel
#

not being dramatic or anything, but the no headphones thing is a dealbreaker for me

barren berry
#

@tired spruce you should unlock peacekeeper quests as soon as possible

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so you can level up him to lvl 4

tired spruce
#

LvL 14 teaching a lvl 3 is a hard life brah

barren berry
#

and get Fshield for 30k

tired spruce
#

I would nut

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but that's rough

barren berry
#

but it is worth it

#

you can run guaranteed protection from pistol runners/shotgun gamers

tired spruce
#

When do they open up? What are the prerequisite quests?

elfin trail
barren berry
elfin trail
#

Close to lvl 15 as well which unlocks a few traders, would be a good night

torpid wind
#

GOT A 5 MAN

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caps

barren berry
#

you can see questline by cliking here

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but rn

royal bloom
#

Is it worth getting the Tarkov expansions? What do they add?

tired spruce
#

ha

barren berry
#

i'd recommned to run ZSh-1-2M since they are cheap and good

tired spruce
#

I'm still on what's on the flash drive

cosmic tinsel
#

i find flashdrives more in safes than anywhere else

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i dunno if i've got borked luck

barren berry
#

@cosmic tinsel no headphones for you KEKW

tired spruce
#

I wish I could get to big red without fucking chads shooting my shit up.

barren berry
#

try quiet servers

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and you can try another thing, that im gonna send ya

cosmic tinsel
tired spruce
#

On london EU with a friend, idk how much more quiet I can get >_>

cosmic tinsel
#

if you're east side just lurk in the shadows

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gustellio saw me do it

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just gotta do a mapfeel

royal bloom
royal bloom
cosmic tinsel
royal bloom
#

I see

cosmic tinsel
#

eod also gives you a fancy gold crown

royal bloom
#

The one you have? 😄

cosmic tinsel
#

yeeeee

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😄

#

i caved this season

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after 4 seasons

royal bloom
#

Gocha, King

cosmic tinsel
#

we're lookin at potential full release at end of this year

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and i wanna be locked in for season pass

royal bloom
#

ah

zenith wigeon
#

should I go for lvl 3 btc farm? Im maxed lvl 2, or should I go for case and start grinding for streamer items?

cosmic tinsel
#

if your goal is kappa, probably the latter

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if your goal is cash, the former

zenith wigeon
#

i dnt need cash atm, so I guess scav case is the way

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ty

cosmic tinsel
#

you got it

barren berry
#

@cosmic tinsel in 2077 what makes someone a criminal

royal bloom
#

somebody please tell me that this is not a round of an actual weapon in the game

cosmic tinsel
barren berry
cosmic tinsel
#

HAHAHAHAHA

barren berry
#

nice getting соск

royal bloom
#

Thought there were tanks in Tarkov for a second

cosmic tinsel
#

i built the fake vss today

old mist
#

What is a good FOV to play on?

barren berry
#

65

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(im playing on 50 cause i can see target better)

cosmic tinsel
#

i play on 62 which might be default

plain raven
#

i play on max

old mist
#

Thansk!

random widget
#

shouldn't it depend on your resolution ?

plain raven
#

i play most games on max though

cosmic tinsel
#

you'd think seth, but not really in practice

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usually people play to see as much as they can to the sides, or as good as they can to the front

plain raven
#

my stash was full so i went into a raid to get rid of some gear

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i failed

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i came back with an inventory absolutely full of stuff

plain raven
#

lmao

cosmic tinsel
#

if you're not immediately about to use it, yeet it

barren berry
#

@cosmic tinsel

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you can see me standing in back on right

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i was lighting on door infront of us in far away

cosmic tinsel
barren berry
#

nah it is only 3

cosmic tinsel
#

i sent this cap from a general sam video to my buddy today

#

they buffed lights so friggin hard

solid steppe
#

sam fisher vibes

#

pog

barren berry
#

me sitting 50 m away from friend

cosmic tinsel
#

nightmare

barren berry
#

friend's pov:

random ridge
#

i havent extracted once as a pmc today

#

over

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5 raids

barren berry
#

(you see tall shelf on his right ye?)

random ridge
#

please pray i get a gpu this raid

barren berry
#

you can see this shelf on my left in far away

cosmic tinsel
#

jeez

barren berry
unreal horizon
random ridge
random ridge
#

cash running low

cosmic tinsel
#

yikes

barren berry
#

(dont worry, we changed names)

random ridge
#

i just died 10 seconds in to raid getting shot by a silenced sniper in customs office

#

i think thats enough tarkov for tonight

cosmic tinsel
#

if you feel a tilt coming on, take a break

calm cloud
#

Im lvl 7 and i really need help hitting lvl 10 wondering if someone could help me do tasks and if so dm me!

random widget
#

so laser sights, do they give you any benefits gamewise when being on, or is attaching them enough? except the laser itself I guess

cosmic tinsel
#

they reduce your hip fire spray

random widget
#

oh wait it actually lowers ergonomics wth, just smacked one on that I found in raid

cosmic tinsel
#

IR spotlights do the same, and I believe flashlights do as well

#

sorry, point fire spray

random widget
#

I'm so used to ADS'ing that going over to " point fire " is hard, well unless I meet someone in a door or something I guess

cosmic tinsel
#

so point fire is wildly important in this game

#

and the biggest thing that sets this game apart from like... cod/apex/whatever

#

its much more accurate than you might expect

unreal horizon
#

it might seem stupendously accurate, but its realistic and it's really strong so use it

#

worth practicing

cosmic tinsel
#

it takes feel

#

and yes you can cheese it a bit with a dot on the monitor/overlay/whatever

#

but it'll be better if you just develop muscle memory

random widget
#

I guess, it's just that most firefights don't last long enough for me to make any muscle memory, yet ^^ over time I guess

elfin trail
#

Is there any reason I can't upload images in here?

cosmic tinsel
#

its good practicing on scavs

random widget
#

I see this more as a trial run until the next wipe I guess, if I stick around that long before I burn out lol

median edge
#

fattest personal scav run

unreal horizon
next charm
#

whens next?

random widget
#

damn did you crawl back home with that load

median edge
next charm
#

how the fuck

#

did you scav that

unreal horizon
native tartan
#

Just got one shot by a scav with a shotgun through trooper armor, had the loot from kiba on me

random widget
#

I'm considering getting another scav junk box.. too many " you'll need that item for a quest .. and this, and that"

next charm
#

fuck bro

#

i need one so bad

median edge
next charm
#

my stash is 90% barter items i cant get rid of

#

yeah i only scav reserve

#

so much profit

native tartan
next charm
#

there's so many scav exfils on reserve its so broken

random widget
next charm
#

it will be mine aswell if i ever get there

#

i basically only play scav

native tartan
next charm
#

and its catching up 2 me

cosmic tinsel
#

he must have hit you eyes

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or yourwere already low

native tartan
#

said i died to a stomach shot

cosmic tinsel
#

ah, that armor doesnt protect stomach

median edge
cosmic tinsel
#

battle buddy, veritas made it

next charm
#

good app

cosmic tinsel
#

on android and iphone

random widget
# next charm and its catching up 2 me

this is basically what I do on shoreline, it fills up your backpack well, I've just had 3 runs in a row without seeing a soul, there is the sniper scav that you have to deal with if he is up though

next charm
#

damn ok

cosmic tinsel
#

svetliy is a bit dangerous, but that is a safe route

next charm
#

maybe ill switch it up

#

i need 2 learn more maps

random widget
#

just close your eyes and ears on the mayhem going on over at resort

cosmic tinsel
#

town and river are the most risky parts of that trip

next charm
#

i only play reserve and customs lol

#

true thanks man

#

i appreciate it

random widget
#

I did once meet 3 scavs together at one spawn, got a bit hairy

cosmic tinsel
#

by the rock w green boxes?

random widget
#

yep

cosmic tinsel
#

they love doin that there

random widget
#

"there's a third? 👀 "

#

shooting me from some bushes

cosmic tinsel
#

yeah, usually 2, but 3 sometimes

random widget
#

giving you the real tarkov experience I guess, there's always another

dull dew
#

Hey there’s a frozen PMC that’s invulnerable

#

What do i do

#

I shot him in the head 10x

next charm
#

any tips on how to get to jaegers camp in woods and exfil?

dull dew
#

Is it a server thing

next charm
#

no hatchet but ill run

mortal sage
next charm
#

thats what you get for not activating windows

cosmic tinsel
native tartan
mortal sage
inland cliff
#

Can someone help me grab some sniper scav kills?

random widget
#

do they respawn btw, or is it one per location per raid?

mortal sage
random widget
#

customs have a spawn too, unless it's bugged?

#

shoreline have 2?

inland cliff
#

I literally have never seen a customs one

mortal sage
#

the sniper scavs spawns have issues right now, most are not spawning in at all

inland cliff
#

duuuuuuude

mortal sage
#

only 1 on woods and 1 on shoreline are working

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yeah the bridge rock guy at shoreline was up for me last raid at least

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its very very rare to have that one spawn right now, the only 2 that are spawning every raid atm are the one on the sniper rock in woods and the one at the powerstation in shoreline

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oh yeah he scared the shit out of me, didn't have a scope either

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can someone help me grab them

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i havent seen one there in months myself

cosmic tinsel
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since the very start of wipe