beginners-assistance

[mint light]

[potent crater]

you get reset to the first time you ever opened the game pretty much

[open hedge]

calling all NA players shit is just annoying because you cant prove it

[whole thistle]

you start with the same stuff every time

[potent crater]

you get reset to first second you opened the game is the best way I can describe it

[late tulip]

god inventory management

I shove all the stuff into the backpacks

[dire folio]

You get everything you get with eod every wipe

[late tulip]

to clean up stash

[open hedge]

im annoyed because your doing the normal EU "america bad" thing

[potent crater]

do you want to go to the flat earth disc with me tho

[dire folio]

Put backpacks in backpacks

[open hedge]

no

[potent crater]

why

[late tulip]

you can do that

[misty ginkgo]

It’s my experience.

Just like you’re saying that EU people are bots.
What are you crying for bro?

[late tulip]

bruh

[whole thistle]

money spenders when buying eod doesnt make them any better at sorting

[dire folio]

Yems

[fervent ermine]

Copec + seethe, america is bad, so is eu

[open hedge]

because youre treating it as fact

[fervent ermine]

So is ME

[late tulip]

My first time shooting another player

[whole thistle]

yeah lol, everyone has a huge ahh bag stack

[late tulip]

he called me a little shit cause i shot him in the head with a pistol

from like 50m away

[whole thistle]

stay winning

[potent crater]

I loooove my 51 t bags with a drd inside

[misty ginkgo]

Ofc i’ll think that my experience is the right thing.

That literally makes sense in any possible way

[late tulip]

and i was like "its my first match i didnt even know it would be pvp" xd

[dire folio]

Goodjob

[whole thistle]

i dont keep anything smaller than a berkut no cyap

[misty ginkgo]

The few times i’ve been on NA servers i’ve always killed more than i died

[potent crater]

are you a, flat earther?

[dire folio]

K wish me luck on not dying brb

[potent crater]

I bought all 50 t bags

[whole thistle]

ok thats alpha as fuck

[late tulip]

I gave him stuff to heal, tried to. But then i died to an npc hiding in extractioon room v.v

[misty ginkgo]

Let’s not talk about my opinion on whetever the Earth is flat or not.

[whole thistle]

you didnt kill him

[late tulip]

no

[potent crater]

..... hahahaha

[fervent ermine]

#weapon-modding message

[whole thistle]

i am disappointed

[open hedge]

but if i even say anything you just say "no its common knowledge" and think thats stone because most half decent NA players think EU players are bad. everyone thinks the other is bad youre just defending it really hard

[late tulip]

Should i use akm or the vesp

or whatever

[whole thistle]

which vepr

[late tulip]

idk the one from skier, i just started playing today

[whole thistle]

like what number is it

[potent crater]

my new goal is 300

[late tulip]

vpo 136

[whole thistle]

akm better but more expensive

[late tulip]

I found an akm from a scav but its durability is poop

[potent crater]

could using an auto clicker to open a bag get me banned if im in my stash with tbags???

[whole thistle]

136 is just a semi auto ak

[late tulip]

ah

[whole thistle]

ik hyperrat got banned for stash macros at one point

[late tulip]

Where do i get like 20 mag size

10 seems small

[whole thistle]

there are no 20 round 7.62 mags

[late tulip]

wat

ok then 30

[fervent ermine]

Prapor 2

[whole thistle]

30 rounds are standard but they moved them off of level 1 traders for some reason

check fence tbh

[late tulip]

fuu

[misty ginkgo]

When have i defended me saying it?

You can say whatever you want bro, we have free speech.

Im speaking from experience, and you wanna see my stats?

Idk if you’re a first wiper, but stats don’t matter. Im not a stat player, get someone who cares about stats to send them to you if you want 🤷‍♂️

[late tulip]

whatever

where do you buy ammo for the ak

[potent crater]

"we have free speech" 🤓

[whole thistle]

prapor

[late tulip]

I dont see it i only see 762 54 instead of 39

[open hedge]

its my 5th wipe and i dont think stats matter either im just saying you just say that youre better with no proof

[whole thistle]

just click the flea market button you can search trader items

[misty ginkgo]

What?

I was trying to get on level with Reeses, trying to find out what American people likes the most.

Their free speech and the guns. I already trashed his passion for guns, so wouldn’t passion his love for free speech 🤷‍♂️

[late tulip]

cant use it, only level 3

[whole thistle]

you can

[late tulip]

o

[open hedge]

the reason the bad NA players are on EU is because they try to ping abuse any good player doesnt do that so you dont encounter them

[whole thistle]

you just cant see player items

[whole thistle]

pre 15 the flea market is just a trader search box

[potent crater]

that is like talking to british people and asking about like fcking beans and getting stabbed bro

or like un straight teeth XD

[misty ginkgo]

Why do you ask for my stats then 💀

Im telling you that i can show you unlimited amounts of clips from NA servers and how bad they are.

But that’s not proof enough?

[whole thistle]

When I argue with a strawman I always win, checkmate 😎

[late tulip]

what would i type in to search for the ammo

[potent crater]

im sure I could find clips of people being bad on EU servers too

[open hedge]

because its some metric of proof even if its mostly trivial

[late tulip]

i typed the ammo type and nuffin came up

[whole thistle]

7.62x39

you can also just right click linked search the gun idk why i didnt mention that @late tulip

[open hedge]

NA has a much higher population which makes more good players and more bad players youre just encountering the bad

[late tulip]

Which type should I buy?

there slike 4-6

[whole thistle]

ps

[late tulip]

nvm i cant buy anything besides ps

[misty ginkgo]

You 100% could.

But as i said, Im speaking from my own experience.

Never in this conversation said that it was a fact.

[late tulip]

xd

[pure sleet]

Use wiki to figure out pen/damage

[potent crater]

I feel like you are a flat earther

[dire folio]

Probably

[misty ginkgo]

I’ve played ~50 raids on NA servers.

Met 4 actually good players

[dire folio]

What map

[open hedge]

50 raids is so little bruh

[misty ginkgo]

What a nice argument💪

[late tulip]

how much ammo should i buy

[dire folio]

What gun

[late tulip]

if I plan to use the gun awhile

like 200?

[whole thistle]

i just always bring 120 rounds in mags then extra for refilling

[late tulip]

bruh 120

i got 3 mags with 10 each in em

[potent crater]

im not arguging just saying I feel like you are a flat earther

[misty ginkgo]

Im not a ping abuser, i only go there if i play late at night.

50 should be enough to find both good and bad players tho.

[misty ginkgo]

Whatever

[potent crater]

are you tho

kinda dodging ngl

[whole thistle]

Yeah but I be using 30 round mags

[late tulip]

Apparently

[whole thistle]

For 10 round mags bring like 6 extra mags lmao @late tulip

[late tulip]

I can trade for a 30 round mag

Where would you find pliers?

I've only played factory

[open hedge]

what maps?

[late tulip]

Am i supposed to play every map?

[misty ginkgo]

Customs, Reserve, Labs.

[late tulip]

I can barely navigate factory xd

[whole thistle]

Early on you only really need customs and woods

[open hedge]

thats why i never see good players there even labs is wither mega chads or super rats

[whole thistle]

Factory is just a newbie death trap and a pvp playground

[dire folio]

Yeah

And for some tasks

[late tulip]

so i shouldn't go there?

[whole thistle]

not really

[potent crater]

yes dont go

[late tulip]

ree

Where should i go

[dire folio]

Customs or woods would be the best to lesrn

[misty ginkgo]

What?

In 50 raids i should find more than 4 actually good players

[dire folio]

What maps

Were you playing

[late tulip]

how many waters or foods should i bring

as a PMC

[open hedge]

on those maps other than labs there are no good players because there is no loot and too many rats

i fight on shoreline

[whole thistle]

None

[late tulip]

wat

[whole thistle]

It takes like 40 minutes to start starving to death lol

[late tulip]

but i run alot

[whole thistle]

Doesn't change it

[dire folio]

Yeah

[daring stag]

so many fucking hackers. im sick of it

[whole thistle]

Unless you bottom out the stamina bar so much that you get exhaustion

[late tulip]

v.v

[potent crater]

what servers

[misty ginkgo]

Is NA reserve a rat fest?

On EU it’s literally Labs but for the people without keycard

[late tulip]

bottom out?

Like use it all up?

[whole thistle]

Yeah

[late tulip]

no, it just goes down fast is all

cause i pick up all the shit

like a rat god

[dire folio]

Probably just better or desync fr

[late tulip]

hoard things

[open hedge]

here its crabs high gear but cowardly

[whole thistle]

It's good to stop a little before it runs out because the breathing is mad loud

[late tulip]

i just pick up everything

[potent crater]

i kinda like concrete too ngl

[late tulip]

idk what anything does xd

[misty ginkgo]

And it’s just not because you don’t like the spawns?

[daring stag]

nope def not

[misty ginkgo]

And only run MP7

[whole thistle]

Concrete could solo your fav

[dire folio]

What happenee

[misty ginkgo]

Can you show me one of those cheater clips?

[potent crater]

guy on reserve was holding an angle and i guess got dropped by a scav that I just killed holy shit hahah

[open hedge]

i still hate the spawns but even in bunker its all angle holders

[late tulip]

whats what ak100 mod look lke

for a flashjlight on my ak

I cant seem to find it in parpors trade window

[misty ginkgo]

It is on literally any map i’ve played on NA 🤷‍♂️

46 raids with rats.
4 with chads

[daring stag]

Shot me though a fucking wall, inside a cabin. No windows

[dire folio]

That thing is ugly

[daring stag]

hs first shot. head eyes

[dire folio]

What cabin

[potent crater]

ikr what is the stock and what is the foregrip

[open hedge]

we have very different experience then

[daring stag]

shit on shorline

[misty ginkgo]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/wyPUSebflj3ef - look at this reaction time.

[daring stag]

the sheds, not cabins

[misty ginkgo]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/umMKZmlU6Ic-j - look at this aim

[misty ginkgo]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/umq5l3WJ77ny- - i could literally continue

[dire folio]

Ive never seen anyone play like this on na lol

[misty ginkgo]

This is my usual NA raid.

[dire folio]

You just get shit players

[potent crater]

Think he just messed up leg meta ngl

[misty ginkgo]

He was running GT

He hit me in thorax

[open hedge]

literally ive only seen people under level 10 play like that

[misty ginkgo]

Most of the shots

[late tulip]

it says the ak100 isn't compatabile

bruh

[dire folio]

Probably all are

[misty ginkgo]

Iirc this guy was lvl 33

[late tulip]

help me put lightbulb on boomstick

[potent crater]

also your postfx kinda make you a loser

[whole thistle]

Ak-100 handguard

[late tulip]

i tried that!

[dire folio]

Dont diss the ourple

[open hedge]

i use the same post fx 💀

[whole thistle]

Take off the current handguard before putting it on

[late tulip]

this thing right?

it doesnt just do that for you?

omg.......

[whole thistle]

rip lol

[open hedge]

it fits

you just doing something wrong

[late tulip]

now what

its on

how i get the lamp

[open hedge]

look it fits

[open hedge]

you just get any light with a rail and put it on

[whole thistle]

I don't remember who has then it's either skier or jaeger

[misty ginkgo]

Cool.

Atleast i don’t have so little life that i go into discords and try to talk with brainless people.

Go out, be social 🙂

[open hedge]

we getting close gamers

[late tulip]

is it the WFwhatever

[whole thistle]

I think skier has the one you put in the ring

[whole thistle]

That's the ring one yeah

[whole thistle]

Oh that's euros tho lol

[open hedge]

skier has these

[potent crater]

"Atleast i don’t have so little life that i go into discords and try to talk with brainless people. " did you just call yourself brainless???

[late tulip]

we DID it boys

lightbulb

now how do i turn it on/off in game

T?

[dire folio]

Yes

[whole thistle]

Yeah

[late tulip]

nice

[whole thistle]

You can also put a foregrip ok that handguard btw

[late tulip]

foregrip..

[misty ginkgo]

No, i was reffering to the flat eather discord.

I should’ve explained a little better - i’ll remember 😉

[whole thistle]

Skier has a cheap little nub grip

[whole thistle]

Yeah

[late tulip]

what else

[dire folio]

Vudu

[late tulip]

how i get stock

[whole thistle]

that stock slot is for the recoil pad, which is on prapor 2

[misty ginkgo]

@potent crater your entire personality is based around a discord bro…

You’ve mentioned the flat eather discord so many times 💀

[late tulip]

poop.

So i have to sell alot of shit to make him happy right

[potent crater]

oh i went in there for like 2 days and oh my fucking god I am gonna have an aneurysm if i ever go back they all talk about how you said why would you believe something even though what you have seen doesnt support it

[whole thistle]

I think skier also has an RP-1 you can add which just adds like 2 ergo

[dire folio]

Prapor 2 is quite easy to get

[late tulip]

I watched some video and they said

[potent crater]

I Just think the discord is so funny they all talk so weird its so funny

[late tulip]

dismantle guns

sell the parts to non fence

sell the base to fence

[whole thistle]

Every trader level has a level, money spent, and rep requirement

[late tulip]

oh yeah btw

[whole thistle]

Prapor 2 is like 16

[late tulip]

how do i accept quests

a video talked about it but im smooth brain so idk

[whole thistle]

Traders with green check marks have new tasks, click them then click tasks at the top

Then big ahh accept button

[misty ginkgo]

The fact that you don’t understand it makes it even funnier

[late tulip]

how many can i accept?

[whole thistle]

No limit

[late tulip]

nice

fetch quests are my favorite cbt pass time

[potent crater]

wdym?

[late tulip]

is that how i earn rep?

i do the task

[dire folio]

Yeah

[late tulip]

what other ways?

[potent crater]

task only

[dire folio]

Buy eod

[late tulip]

should I sell all these guns i got from the uhh

edge of darkness edition

I like the m4a1

[dire folio]

No

[late tulip]

mmk

[dire folio]

Free guns to use

[late tulip]

shotguns are kinda poopy

i had a double barrel as a scav and it took like 7 shots to kill a bot

[whole thistle]

Shotguns are cracked

[late tulip]

flicking him from far away i guess

[whole thistle]

A single buckshot pellet can one tap

[dire folio]

Yeah

[open hedge]

level 40 still no junkbox 💪

[late tulip]

idk ammo me bald

[dire folio]

Eod player

[late tulip]

what should i level at my hbide out

[whole thistle]

Buckshot is shotgun bullet 8 projectile spread

[dire folio]

All

[pearl prairie]

nostalgia questline bugged?

i made it into the room but couldnt loot the album

[late tulip]

Idk how to get an yof the stuff

just luck in a riad

?

or is it specific map?

[whole thistle]

I did it a couple weeks ago

[late tulip]

btw what website should i use for new maps?

[whole thistle]

Mapgenie

Or the wiki

[late tulip]

ive only done factory and map genie helped

[whole thistle]

Wiki maps are prettier

[late tulip]

I still get lost though :P

what map should i grind for stuff

[whole thistle]

Factory's map looks so weird I've never actually used it

[dire folio]

Same

[whole thistle]

I just learned the map by gaming

[dire folio]

Yeah

[late tulip]

i road a train on one map earlier

[dire folio]

Reserve

[late tulip]

and i pulled a switch that made me go deaf on that map too

loud wailing

[whole thistle]

Just do whatever you need to do to get tasks done

That's the best way to get xp

[late tulip]

whats exp do

[whole thistle]

Level brah

[late tulip]

the level goes up but whatt do i even get

[dire folio]

Level you up

[whole thistle]

Flea market and trader levels

[dire folio]

And more tasks

[late tulip]

ye 15 for market

ok so trader needs total levels too

[whole thistle]

Yeah

For max traders you need 42

[late tulip]

what should i bring as pmc usually

[open hedge]

by level 39 you only get aids quests and its just suffering sill 42

[open hedge]

a gun and armor

[dire folio]

That helmet

Beacon

[whole thistle]

The disassembled flashlight and empty mag 💀

[late tulip]

beacon?

[dire folio]

Its blue

[whole thistle]

Its just really bright

[late tulip]

oh thats where my flashlight i bought went

i had to buy another cause I couldnt find it

inventory go brr

[dire folio]

Whats in your pouch

[late tulip]

healing stuff

[whole thistle]

But yeah you're not meant to go into a raid with a full backpack lol

That's loot space

[dire folio]

Yeah

[late tulip]

bruh

I suck and dont wanna die so i bring all the shits

[whole thistle]

Also you can't use grenades from your backpack, they need to be in your rig or pockets

[late tulip]

oh

that explains why they didnt work

[whole thistle]

I meant that's better than gear fear

[dire folio]

Dont really need to bring food or water, unless youre leveling metabolism

[whole thistle]

"I suck so I must bring everything" > "I suck so I must bring nothing"

[dire folio]

Yeah

[late tulip]

what that

nvm i figured it out

[dire folio]

When youre scared to bring good gear

[late tulip]

oh btw

[dire folio]

Or any gear

[whole thistle]

"oh no I will die 🥺"

[late tulip]

thats my poiuch

[dire folio]

Sell the cheese

[late tulip]

im scared to die so i dont loot anything, but alost idk where to go

[whole thistle]

You could leave the car kit and ai2

[late tulip]

no my cheese heals me

[dire folio]

Sell it

[whole thistle]

Salewa is more than enough

[dire folio]

Ywah

[late tulip]

aw cant post cat with cheese on face gif

[whole thistle]

Also you have 3 painkillers in there you might want to leave a couple lol

[late tulip]

ok

arent splints useful?

[oak rover]

heyyo

[late tulip]

i had a fracture as a scav once

[whole thistle]

Yeah

[late tulip]

it was pretty awful

[dire folio]

I almost never use splints

[late tulip]

how do you get fractrures usually

just jumping?

[dire folio]

I mewn bring

[mint light]

break ur leg

thats how

[late tulip]

thats it?

[dire folio]

Or shot

[mint light]

anything that breaks ur legs

[whole thistle]

Being shot or falling

[bold kernel]

how do I change my download location?

[mint light]

bullets break legs

[oak rover]

does anyone wanna play?

[bold kernel]

do I need to create a folder called "Battlestate Games"

[late tulip]

how do you make a limb thats 0 hp not zero btw

[mint light]

surgery kit

[whole thistle]

I think it brings up a directory thing when you just click download

[mint light]

cms or surv12

[late tulip]

who sells that?

[mint light]

fix black limbs

[mint light]

jaeger and therapist

[whole thistle]

Nobody at level 1

[late tulip]

fuc

[whole thistle]

Just barters

[bold kernel]

yeah but do I create a folder first?

[late tulip]

barters?

[mint light]

i will drop u one

if u want one

[late tulip]

sketchy

[whole thistle]

Yeah, you can name it whatever you want

[late tulip]

trust no one

[whole thistle]

Not even the traders? 💀

[mint light]

yeah im gonna love the 20k i get from ur sks and paca

insane profit

[late tulip]

no my 20k

[mint light]

especially because i bought a 50k surv kit

[late tulip]

shit on poor people

[whole thistle]

Based

[late tulip]

whales consume minnow

[mint light]

its not allowed to kill people in discord

i will get the hammer

[late tulip]

really?

[mint light]

yeah

[open hedge]

[late tulip]

worth

[whole thistle]

They can't stop me

[late tulip]

teach em a lesson

thats what you get for trusting

Can you even play with people who are higher level?

[mint light]

idk im a pretty trusting guy

[mint light]

yeah

there is no level or skill cap

or anything

[late tulip]

Then I have to fight the people with the op stuff

[whole thistle]

This game has 0 skill or level matchmaking lol

[late tulip]

probably

[open hedge]

max are you proud of my tt mastery?

[whole thistle]

Yeah

[late tulip]

bruh

btw

when map has a boss

is that a npc?

[mint light]

whats the new animation

[late tulip]

Can anyone kill him?

[whole thistle]

Yeah

[mint light]

all but labs

[open hedge]

its not 2 yet but im getting close

[mint light]

your taking ur time

[open hedge]

60 more shots

[late tulip]

do boss always drop same loot?

[open hedge]

easy if i push for it

[whole thistle]

Pmcs

[mint light]

anyone can kill a boss and they have guards, they have different weapons usually each time

[late tulip]

ahhhh

are they op?

[mint light]

only tagilla has no guards

[mint light]

some are kinda some are braindead

[whole thistle]

They have some signature items but their gear has a set rotation of stuff

[late tulip]

I havent found where boss is

on factory

[mint light]

he is a sneaky guy

[late tulip]

even though i look at map i get all confused

[whole thistle]

One shot to the head kills them just like everyone else lol

[late tulip]

but hes wearing a welding mask

he prob op

[whole thistle]

Some bosses have a bunch of guards tho

The solo ones have good armor

[late tulip]

gremlin strength with sledge hammer

probably

[mint light]

shoot leg or back of the head

no more tagilla

[late tulip]

oh

[dire folio]

Does killa have guards

[late tulip]

he should wear two welding masks, one for front and back

[whole thistle]

No

[mint light]

if i say so

[whole thistle]

Fr

[late tulip]

Do i get his sledge hammer?

[dire folio]

No

[mint light]

not yet, planned item

[late tulip]

bruh

I want hammer

[mint light]

u get his good armor and decent helmet and usually decent gun with decent ammo

[late tulip]

naked pmc with hammer

[whole thistle]

I was so sad when I found out his hammer is fake

[late tulip]

bruh

[whole thistle]

Saiga 12 with copper slugs 🥶🥶🥶

[mint light]

if he has that u will legit never die

[whole thistle]

I have never seen Killa with the akms

[mint light]

fraud

[whole thistle]

That is a lie made up by big wiki

[mint light]

he always has rpk

[late tulip]

so i should get rid of the tactical rig

and wear uiSEC armor?

[mint light]

what rig

[late tulip]

\

switchy?

[whole thistle]

They're like the same

[open hedge]

killa can have a TT

[late tulip]

so it doesnt matter

[mint light]

woah going big anti gear fear mode

[open hedge]

killa TT is what i aspire to be

[mint light]

im aware

[late tulip]

i found the usec armor from an enemy i killed

[whole thistle]

Also you can hotkey meds if they're in your pockets or rig

[mint light]

its decent

[late tulip]

i want to hotkey

how i hotkey

[whole thistle]

Just hover over and press 4-9

[open hedge]

best class 4 💪

[mint light]

u dont need that much food or shit in to bag

[mint light]

tv 110 is fake

[bold kernel]

ah tarkov wont install, havent played for over 1-2 years

devastation

[whole thistle]

Strandhogg is real

[open hedge]

tv110 is just a trooper but rig

[mint light]

#community-support

[mint light]

thats a win

[mint light]

that shit ass

[bold kernel]

thanks

[open hedge]

yes but if its just armor then trooper wins but rigs its tv110

[whole thistle]

Yeah

[open hedge]

also trooper is fleaable

[mint light]

rig mean u aint gotta buy rig and u can use cliff decent

wowzer

[late tulip]

I saw a video and a guy was using a revolver pistol

when i get revolver pistol

I like revolvers

[mint light]

jaeger

[whole thistle]

Poop gun

[mint light]

it sucks ass

[late tulip]

no, revolver cool

[mint light]

but u can use it

[dire folio]

9x19 rhino op fr

[late tulip]

is there a good one?

[mint light]

nah

[whole thistle]

9mm on Jaeger 1, 357 on Jaeger 2

[late tulip]

357 POG

[dire folio]

Its accurassy is dog

[mint light]

357 is like bearable but its not great

[late tulip]

need 2.

ok i will sell shit to jeager

[open hedge]

why does the revolvers iron sights shoot so far off is the real question

[whole thistle]

They made it crazy inaccurate on double action so it's super annoying to use

[dire folio]

I noticed that

[late tulip]

i bought this helmet a guide said to

[whole thistle]

On single action it's perfect

[late tulip]

but then i cant wear my fancy headset

that helps with noise

[mint light]

what helmet

the penis helmet

[mint light]

is it the penis

it is

[open hedge]

nah even on single shot it shoots a inch or 2 high

[dire folio]

No

[late tulip]

baby puke

[mint light]

use gssh headset

[late tulip]

i prefer blue one

[whole thistle]

Maybe it's a skill issue

[late tulip]

this

[mint light]

blue helmet is worse than no helmet

[late tulip]

bruh

why

[dire folio]

Dog

[mint light]

too bright and not very protective

[dire folio]

And blue

[open hedge]

[late tulip]

my blue head is protected

[mint light]

i wouldnt use a helmet until u can get tier 4 ones

[late tulip]

by the blue helmet

[mint light]

they are a waste of money

[late tulip]

so they dont know about failed tattoo

[open hedge]

all untar gear is worst in class

[mint light]

and is penned by like literally every ammo

[late tulip]

fuck

so what do i wear then

[mint light]

dont buy helmets

[dire folio]

Nothinf

[mint light]

i literally wear hats

helmets are a scam

[late tulip]

what the fuc

[dire folio]

Pompon

[late tulip]

where is driop

who sells good drip for hat

[mint light]

usec hat

ragman

[late tulip]

where get

[whole thistle]

Most accurate gun ever made 🔥🔥
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/658063537893146648/964912499197628416/Escape_from_Tarkov_replay_2022.04.13-17.16_clip_1.mp4

[late tulip]

when mom saysit s time to go outside

[mint light]

usec hat is actually so overpowered

[late tulip]

the usec baseball cap?

[mint light]

yeah

are u a usec

[late tulip]

i want a fucking bowler hat

yes

[mint light]

good

good man

[late tulip]

america

gungungun

[dire folio]

Max is racist against bears

[late tulip]

when do i get

aviators

[mint light]

dont wear glasses

[late tulip]

why not

[mint light]

they make ur face stand out

[dire folio]

Unless condors

[mint light]

they are bugged

[late tulip]

wat

fuck

[mint light]

they light up in dark areas

[dire folio]

Yeah

[late tulip]

which hat best hat

[dire folio]

Pompom

Or

Bomber beanie

[late tulip]

df is a pompom

[open hedge]

pompom gives bullet immunity

[late tulip]

where it at

[dire folio]

Toque

[late tulip]

who sell

[mint light]

flea

[late tulip]

damn fleas..

[dire folio]

Turtle doves are being annoying

[late tulip]

can someone write fujll name

[mint light]

like the 12 days of christmas

[late tulip]

of cool hat

[dire folio]

Yes

[mint light]

usec hat

[late tulip]

i tried to search

[dire folio]

Ragman

[late tulip]

nah i want that pom one

its not showing up on flea

[mint light]

pompon is on flea

u dont have flea silly

[dire folio]

Yeah lol

[mint light]

[dire folio]

Lvl 15

Locked

[late tulip]

fuck

[mint light]

u dont have flea

[dire folio]

fLea

[late tulip]

fuck

[dire folio]

Bummy

[open hedge]

peak gaming

[mint light]

[late tulip]

ok so i wear usec cap

[dire folio]

Ourple!!

[late tulip]

2.5 gamma

[mint light]

I HATE 5.45 GAMERS

[mint light]

this is a message to all the 5.45ers

[late tulip]

your games look so fucking crispy

[open hedge]

what was that guy doing

[mint light]

being level 40

[mint light]

sharpness 3

[late tulip]

dieing of ligma

[dire folio]

Tt is fr such a yummy gun

[mint light]

it is

MID

[dire folio]

What i used for stirrup lol

[late tulip]

I have to find jeager on woods

who want to help

[open hedge]

i did stirup with a found in raid m9a3 on woods

[late tulip]

never played woods

:D

[mint light]

its mid

poop map

[late tulip]

yes but it for task

to unlock the trader

[mint light]

i be sleepin

[late tulip]

wak up

[mint light]

nah i gotta go to school

[dire folio]

Rip

[late tulip]

Does tagillias helmet drop

so i can have a cool welder mask?

[mint light]

yes

[dire folio]

Yes

[late tulip]

Ok time to go to factory

:)

[mint light]

and die to tagilla

like a boss

[dire folio]

Yeah

[late tulip]

bruh

why

[mint light]

because ur sks aint gonna kill him

he has a helmet on

[dire folio]

He doesnt spawn all the time anyways

[late tulip]

but if i shoot the back of his head...

what if i spam 4 nades

[mint light]

he will turn around and beam u if u see him usually

he will run

[open hedge]

this is the i dont want to go shoreline special

[late tulip]

what he do

thought he only has hammer

[whole thistle]

Just don't forget who the real #1 TTer is

[mint light]

and a gun

[late tulip]

fuck

gun

what kind

[dire folio]

Scary guns

[mint light]

he can have multiple

[dire folio]

Saiga

Rpk

[mint light]

all if them will nail you

[dire folio]

155?

[open hedge]

shitty saiga 12 naked rpk or a mid aks74u

[whole thistle]

The fully semi automatic ak15 assault rifle

[mint light]

155 and aks

155 has flechette

[dire folio]

Yeah

[late tulip]

what that

[dire folio]

Yummt ammo

[mint light]

bullet

[open hedge]

saiga 12 can have ap20s

[late tulip]

whats a flecthette

[whole thistle]

Armor destroying shotgun ammo

[mint light]

needle bullet

[late tulip]

shotguns!?!?!

no thanks.

ill go do woods

[dire folio]

Shotguns are good

[whole thistle]

I love flechettes 💞

[late tulip]

im keeping my blue helmet

[mint light]

m80 solos

[late tulip]

people will know i suck if i bring blue helmet

[dire folio]

Sell it

[whole thistle]

Based

[mint light]

it wont do anything

besides make u stand out

[dire folio]

To ragman

[late tulip]

it will make people know

I am poop

[whole thistle]

M80 could solo goku

[late tulip]

thus i will get pity

and they wont shoot me

probab;y

[whole thistle]

Pity is very rare in this game

[mint light]

i suppose u dont play the game

[dire folio]

Yeah

[late tulip]

i have only died once!

and it definately wasnt because i sprinted into a room

[whole thistle]

Out of 2 raids?

[late tulip]

then immediately alt tabbed

nah like 10

[whole thistle]

Dayum

[late tulip]

maybe less

[dire folio]

How much loot

[late tulip]

i also play like baby bitch

so

[dire folio]

And kills

[late tulip]

i am crab

sneeky

[whole thistle]

100 ruble

[late tulip]

YEAH

no i kill the npcs

idk where to look things

[mint light]

not the people doe

[late tulip]

so i shoot the bots then leave

idk

[whole thistle]

Crouchers when they turn their head (it is the loudest sound in existence)

[late tulip]

i dunnoi how to go pronse

prone

i thought it was Z

[whole thistle]

X

[late tulip]

but it doesnt work

x doesnt seem to do it either

i tried to rebind it but it doesnt seem to work

not sure what i do wrong

[whole thistle]

are you in the hideout

[late tulip]

its fine, prone seems pointless anyway

[mint light]

press x

[dire folio]

Prone useful

[late tulip]

stand and deliver

[mint light]

until ur blocked by something u need to prone under

[late tulip]

ah so you cant prone near wall

probably why

[dire folio]

Or looting a supply drop

[whole thistle]

This has happened 1 time ever

[dire folio]

Walk around<crawl under

[mint light]

med camp, customs trains, etc etc

[late tulip]

should i bring the pistol the edge of darkness pack gave me?

m6.. whatever

[whole thistle]

M9?

[late tulip]

oh i forgot about hotkeys

yeah that

[whole thistle]

Cheap ahh poopoo pistol

[late tulip]

or is it poop

ok

[whole thistle]

Just reload your rifle

[late tulip]

ye

where i get pliers

to get 30 size clio

[whole thistle]

If you have anything but a bolt action pistols are just rp devices

[late tulip]

clip

instead of 10

[dire folio]

@mint light 3 or 4 days

[mint light]

my death date

[whole thistle]

Like workshops and big crates

[late tulip]

whats point of arm band

[mint light]

drip

[whole thistle]

Drip

[late tulip]

Ok i buy

[dire folio]

Drown

[whole thistle]

It's meant for team identification but that's fucking stupid

🥶

[late tulip]

what best armband

[dire folio]

Tr

[mint light]

rivals

[whole thistle]

White >>

[dire folio]

Racism

[late tulip]

trick question

it was blue

[whole thistle]

Usec armband best actually

[pearl prairie]

KIBA goes hard

[mint light]

blue armband users try to not be level 5

extreme

[dire folio]

No armband>>

[whole thistle]

Usec armband user try not to be a top g challenge (impossible)

[whole thistle]

This is cope

[mint light]

usec armband is what u use before u get access to rivals and labs etc but u also got flea

[full mulch]

i just want to run customs and get salewas

[whole thistle]

The expensive arm bands are for no bitchesers

Top gs act poor to stay rich

[late tulip]

is there an auto sort button for stache

[mint light]

yes

[late tulip]

WHERE

[late tulip]

:l

[mint light]

blue button

bottom left of stash

[whole thistle]

The autosort is dogshit but it's a nice last resort

[late tulip]

?

oh

me and my double cataract eyes enjoy SMALL SYMBOL

what this

[mint light]

autosort button

[whole thistle]

Click the button it tells you 🥺

[late tulip]

\

no i mean whats this do

sorry

fingers refuse to copy paste

what a sort table

[mint light]

sorting table

put shit in it to manage ur stash

and then put it back

[whole thistle]

It's a box to put things in while sorting

[late tulip]

omg..

[mint light]

[late tulip]

could've used that EARLIER

is baclava useful>?

[whole thistle]

Your face is very bright and shiny

[mint light]

balaclava is heat

[whole thistle]

Cover it with dirty balaclava

[late tulip]

yes dirty

ty

also

Dogtag case

Whats collecting tatgs do?

how do you collect a tag?

pmcs

?

[frosty cedar]

ANYONE TRYNA DO A RAID

[mint light]

kill people

[frosty cedar]

dang caps lock

oops

[mint light]

take dogtag

[late tulip]

yes i need to do woods to unlock

jeager

wnat to come

[whole thistle]

Players have them

[frosty cedar]

yesa im pretty new tho

[whole thistle]

They just say their name and level

You need a bunch of dog tags for quests

[late tulip]

i am level 3

we can rub our 2 neurons together and make an escape

[frosty cedar]

party up?

[whole thistle]

Highest level player worldwide

[late tulip]

watch out

kind of important

who sells the surgery bag btw? i forgot already

[mint light]

jaeger and thera

and flea

because flea

[late tulip]

i dont see

must not be high enough level

maybe later i guess

ok how do we party

do you need character name? idk

[whole thistle]

You go to the looking for group screen and click "look for group"

[frosty cedar]

i sent friend req over dis

[late tulip]

already in a call we got VC In game tho right?

[mint light]

would not use voip lol

[dire folio]

I just have no cool armbands🥲

[open hedge]

shoreline

[spiral flicker]

Meanwhile me on shoreline find total dog shit + dog water

[late tulip]

why not

[open hedge]

this is the first time ive seen something good in weeks

[mint light]

want enemys to hear u shouting

[late tulip]

yeah

:D

[spiral flicker]

Cap you're just lucky mf

[late tulip]

We can just talk

and be friends

and then get betrayed and hate it

[dire folio]

Ive found ok loot on shoreline

[burnt pagoda]

anyone want to join mw in killing scavs on woods for quest

[late tulip]

bro you found a 3090

wtf

whats that do

[open hedge]

nah

[spiral flicker]

I haven't even tho I have multiple ledx keys

[dire folio]

Same

[whole thistle]

Money

[open hedge]

monet

[late tulip]

a rooster..?

[dire folio]

I always find a rooster on shoreline

[late tulip]

o.O

[spiral flicker]

Same, or wclocl

[dire folio]

Yeah

[mint light]

golden cack

[late tulip]

oh shit found a party

:O

[dire folio]

Randoms?

[late tulip]

can someone give linkl to good map for wood

yes

[dire folio]

Beuh

Dont play with randoms lol

[late tulip]

why not

[mint light]

time for tk

[whole thistle]

They will murder you

[late tulip]

aw

[spiral flicker]

This is like average loot from shoreline for me

[dire folio]

https://mapgenie.io/tarkov/maps/woods

[late tulip]

where is jeager on that map?

[dire folio]

Near plane crash

[whole thistle]

!wiki instruction

[broken quail]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Glukhar
Not the correct result? Use !wiki page instruction for a direct link or !wiki search instruction for a list of all hits.

Escape from Tarkov Wiki

Glukhar

Glukhar is a Scav Boss in Escape from Tarkov.

​

General data

Full name

Unknown

Location

Reserve

​

Additional data

Spawn chance

20%

[whole thistle]

What

Ok I give up

I go to sleep

Bye

[dire folio]

Goodnight lol, sleep well

!wiki introduction

[broken quail]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Introduction

Escape from Tarkov Wiki

Introduction

Introduction is a Quest in Escape from Tarkov.

​

Quest data

Type

Completion

Location

Woods

Given By

Mechanic

Required for Kappa container

Yes

​

Related quests

Previous\: Gunsmith - Part 1

Leads to:
Acquaintance

[spiral flicker]

Man got some crack lsd combination

[open hedge]

that raid made bank holy shit

[dire folio]

Yummy

I wisj

Idk how much money i have

[open hedge]

made me almost 2m

1 raid

[dire folio]

Jealous

[open hedge]

thats very rare

[open hedge]

i was flaberghasted (my thing doesnt pick up my mic even tho i told it to)

[dire folio]

Why it in the floor😭

[open hedge]

shoreline is mid asf but some raids its magical

[drowsy wharf]

[open hedge]

your bio is fake

women dont exist

[dire folio]

Disapears

[open hedge]

youre excused because youve been around for a while

the only woman

[dire folio]

Woo

[open hedge]

my favorite thing about school is having nobody to play with since my friends are EU and by the time im home they are off

its so painful

im so bored playing solo

[dire folio]

Max

[open hedge]

yeat music is the only thread keeping me sane

[open hedge]

i play with him once every blue moon

[dire folio]

Make more blue moons

[open hedge]

i dont like asking people to do things

i fear that i bother them

[dire folio]

Same

Maybe you shall carry me one day

[open hedge]

id probably just get sniped

[dire folio]

I always get sniped first

[open hedge]

but im down to play with really anyone who wants me to play with them my only condition is that they know proper placing

[dire folio]

And dont block you

[open hedge]

thats the point of placement

[dire folio]

Okay, just making sure

[open hedge]

should get the TT to level 2 tomorrow

[dire folio]

Thats good

Ill be home in 3 days

Idk if ill be able to play though

[open hedge]

are you EU or NA?

[dire folio]

Na

[mint light]

takovr