#eft-chat

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kindred lichen
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i was the only one in the call

glad wadi
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Where’s blue name buh

silk prairie
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its analyzing you twin

tall citrus
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to be fair the mrbeast thing was very convincing the first time. im not surprised he fell for it

knotty musk
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FUCK now I dont know which USB port is faulty

surreal moth
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so embarrassing

knotty musk
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Fuck it let's brick the pc

silk prairie
#

for me it wasnt at all

silk prairie
calm nest
#

I finished reserve SBIH today by walking up to a guy surving with my MP-18, only 1 bullet, no spare and shoved it down his throat

trim plinth
#

wait just noticed the update is tomorrow

knotty musk
trim plinth
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I dont work

glad wadi
#

He has nothing left

surreal moth
#

a update is tomorrow

gusty notch
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What the hell is going on? My game freezes 3-4 times in a row and says the connection has been lost?

trim plinth
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and the next day

surreal moth
#

nice

silk prairie
trim plinth
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lets gooooo

knotty musk
surreal moth
#

now that butch has been hacked out of the stack you can join us

knotty musk
#

We'll find out

strong spear
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Why does the update have to drop at 7 am man

knotty musk
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So cooked

strong spear
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Hopefully it's delayed 6 hours

calm nest
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Butch fell for that one image

tall citrus
silk prairie
calm nest
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Hello I am jame sheffeld from metallic

strong spear
calm nest
#

Gimefoolgimefargimddabajabaza

trim plinth
#

I have now well already. reached 100hrs on rimworld

acoustic otter
#

time zones

silk prairie
surreal moth
#

butch did NOT deserve this but i think it’s one of the funniest people for it to happen to

knotty musk
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Breh

native crag
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Wanna know whats crazy i just realized, Tarkov is a Pay to Win game but BSG releases new updates in early morning weekdays so the unemployed gets the jump, thus cancelling everything out 🙂

knotty musk
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🤔 windows 11 pro or home

fickle kite
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ICEBREAKER TIME

surreal moth
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PRO

knotty musk
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🚶‍♂️

woven fjord
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butch fell for the "hot singles in your area"

silk prairie
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hi it's me john fallout i need 2000 bottle caps to get into new vegas so i can save the mojave desert

frank brook
vagrant nova
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i know his heart was beating like crazy 😭

silk prairie
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war doesn't change

surreal moth
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you need pro for icebreaker

fickle kite
trim plinth
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im still on windows 10

surreal moth
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rotten

acoustic otter
knotty musk
trim plinth
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windows 11 is ass

fickle kite
trim plinth
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LMAO

fickle kite
strong spear
acoustic otter
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windows 11 is chill

calm nest
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Butch don’t worry I’ll rat icebreaker in your honor

trim plinth
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no

tall citrus
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who isnt at lightkeeper

vagrant nova
surreal moth
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if i had successfully sent butch escape from grestovia he would have 100% blamed it on that

tall citrus
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better hurry

fickle kite
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@trim plinth go watch gamersnexus or hardwareunboxed vid on it, w11 does actually have better performance than w10

kindred lichen
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does i t need lightkeeper

trim plinth
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you will never convince me that 11 is good

strong spear
woven fjord
fickle kite
calm nest
knotty musk
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Bro it hurts deleting all these partitions

native crag
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EVERYONE BUY UP PERFORTORAN BECAUSE IT REMOVED RADIATION EXPOSURE

rustic wave
native crag
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I GUARENTEE IT WILL SPIKE

tall citrus
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if its on shoreline pier im low key gonna crash out. that will be a cluster fuck

strong spear
trim plinth
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okay okay

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ill watch the video and see myself

surreal moth
fickle kite
calm nest
rustic wave
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also windows defender on w11 is actually useful unlike all other windows versions

woven fjord
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@trim plinth do you have ESU

native crag
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Bro who just bouight 5 mil worth of that lmfao

strong spear
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Release icebreaker just so no body can even go there

glad wadi
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Who’s coming lighthouse

acoustic otter
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me

surreal moth
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me

tall citrus
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were all excited for how buggy its gonna be

strong spear
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mmm

glad wadi
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I’ll inv soon

acoustic otter
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aint nobody on this planet tryna go lh

frank brook
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watch as 3 tarkos willingly subjugate themselves to lh torture

strong spear
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I Think it would be worth transiting to have a pistoling god on your team

knotty musk
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Alright chat I've officially nuked my entire pc

glad wadi
#

Broke ahh 💀

knotty musk
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Windows is installing

wooden ferry
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??events

reef condorBOT
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Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!

glad wadi
#

Day from hell 🥀

knotty musk
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Near the end of the day

frank brook
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what

glad wadi
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TMI bro 😭

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Batman couldn’t get that out of me

surreal moth
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BRUH

knotty musk
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Shit got to 16:20 and I got a call to pick up a shit bruh

strong spear
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Wat

knotty musk
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Im A FUCKING CLEANER ITS MY JOB

smoky breach
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didnt think of this tbh

strong spear
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I didn't think you had a job

surreal moth
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i’d quit i can’t handle allat

strong spear
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Nice

knotty musk
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Of course i have a job

glad wadi
#

Gods strongest soldier

strong spear
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fr

frank brook
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I ain't cleanin no poo

surreal moth
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you are the poo

knotty musk
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Well I literally signed up for it

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So

barren tapir
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Can’t use the j word in this server u might scare someone

glad wadi
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Cleaning poo or punisher 4 ? 😭👌

surreal moth
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lmfaoo

glad wadi
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I know what I’m picking

odd oak
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Butch is being assigned as Geon's assistant for a day because of the hacking kerfuffle

knotty musk
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I just didnt expect a grown adult to squat and do that outside tho

glad wadi
#

Perfect

vagrant nova
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man

knotty musk
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Geon how hot do you like your coffee

vagrant nova
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i feel so bad

calm nest
strong spear
glad wadi
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Sit

surreal moth
frank brook
calm nest
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You instantly crash into the lighthouse

knotty musk
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How hot do you like your coffee geon

calm nest
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And die

knotty musk
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Answer me

glad wadi
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You’ve done enough bro

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Take the day off

vagrant nova
knotty musk
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Ffs

silk prairie
calm nest
knotty musk
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As geons new assistant I have to break the news that the coffee machine broke and its only giving out lukewarm coffee

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I hope this is okay sire

strong spear
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Banned

knotty musk
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I was about to send an image of my monitor right now but I'm a lowly cyan chud

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Is this how it feels

strong spear
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How could you let such a tragedy happen

surreal moth
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yeah

frank brook
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ha

knotty musk
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@glad wadi Do you need anything master

glad wadi
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Bro just ban this kid

vagrant nova
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😭

native crag
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I also want to note that Golden Star removes radiation exposure for 400 seconds, currently sitting at 230k for a full 5 use

surreal moth
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butch is the new glorp

glad wadi
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😭😭😭

native crag
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Buy em up yall

glad wadi
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Butch is the new himlobin

surreal moth
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he might have me later for that

vagrant nova
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man yall are gonna increase the price of the g star FUCK

native crag
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before they go for half a mil or more each

knotty musk
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Also I had a blocked toilet and a broken flusher today but I couldn't lock the cubicle so I put a wet floor sign in front. Guess what happened

acoustic otter
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stock market simulator

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can we remove it soon

glad wadi
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Stop bro 😭

glad wadi
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Ur making me have a bad day

surreal moth
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no way

frank brook
knotty musk
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A. People took notice and didnt use it
B. Someone walked over the sign and took a shit in the blocked toilet (toilet seat was also missing btw)

acoustic otter
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C

surreal moth
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it just gets better

knotty musk
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Pick your answer

vagrant nova
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WHAT

atomic flame
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Yo quick question has anyone had any internet issues after getting killed by a cheater?

frank brook
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ass to toilet brim is crazy as fuck

glad wadi
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Who goes to this place

silk prairie
strong spear
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^

knotty musk
vagrant nova
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what karma are you paying for bro

silk prairie
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and by it i mean butch's soul

knotty musk
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The answer was B

vagrant nova
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wtf did u do

untold leaf
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Check the announcement picture correctly, you'll have your guess

knotty musk
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Its always B

strong spear
knotty musk
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The one next to it was open bruh just use that one

silk prairie
smoky breach
untold leaf
knotty musk
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I pulled the door shut and put a sign in front and they still walked over it bruh

idle pivot
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does anybody know where the reports folder is for the ticket quest?

knotty musk
untold leaf
smoky breach
knotty musk
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@surreal moth I saw a semi truck today

vagrant nova
frank brook
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butch having a rough sunday 🥀

surreal moth
elfin ruin
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??butch

vagrant nova
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is there anything we can do to alleviate the situation 😭

surreal moth
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wait did you SC get hacked too

frank brook
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hacked, poo, and more poo

knotty musk
surreal moth
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i want chek on snap

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idk if he can fit in a picture frame

silk prairie
surreal moth
knotty musk
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W chek

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@glad wadi Master i have a question

reef ether
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Ayo butch

reef ether
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How close is slam dunk north to you

vagrant nova
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bro is going to be moving like homelander when he gets his red name back 😭

smoky breach
reef ether
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Its Leeds

sand apex
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yo the way I changed my texture setting in arena and now my game wont launch anymore is so tough 🔥

frank brook
kindred lichen
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lmaoo butch rn to nikita beggin like homelander

calm nest
vagrant nova
spark saddle
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??events

reef condorBOT
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Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!

kindred lichen
frank brook
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wait

glad wadi
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@surreal moth what chit chat do you want to join

solid trout
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Tagilla just one tapped me with an arm shot whatthefuck

frank brook
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homelander suckin ween?

knotty musk
vagrant nova
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no spoilers bruh

reef ether
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Fed got automodded lmao

solid trout
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Dual sabot to left arm instakilled me

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Someone explain that

reef ether
smoky breach
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rouges and raders should invade the game maps

elfin ruin
frank brook
smoky breach
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slowly

kindred lichen
calm nest
knotty musk
reef ether
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Oh he got chin chek'd

frank brook
solid trout
elfin ruin
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fafo

solid trout
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The arm shot itself killed me

knotty musk
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W chek

vagrant nova
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man there are no golden stars on the flea

smoky breach
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oog

silk prairie
reef ether
smoky breach
reef ether
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Ill go north instead of south if you go

knotty musk
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ZERO dark and darker disrespect will be tolerated

glad wadi
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wheres fed

kindred lichen
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butcher shoves a crowbar into his moutrh

vagrant nova
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mid and midder

knotty musk
elfin ruin
kindred lichen
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then homlander dies

calm nest
reef ether
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Punk rock festival

knotty musk
frank brook
smoky breach
glad wadi
smoky breach
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thats like the gaves sin

glad wadi
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hit 19k concurrent saturday btw

knotty musk
#

In SDF we trust

smoky breach
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in any game

grave nebula
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.

reef ether
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Shit slapped, I realised I need to cut weight again though

knotty musk
solid trout
calm nest
knotty musk
native crag
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ban me? mute me?

knotty musk
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Im clearly not a mod

native crag
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with what?

solid trout
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Plus, thorax only ever took a single slug, which was blunt. No round hit thorax

glad wadi
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💀

knotty musk
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Im a chud like you

native crag
#

exactly

reef ether
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I think it was like £130 idk

calm nest
native crag
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💪

solid trout
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Let me repeat, no round hit thorax beyond a single slug that was stopped

solid trout
smoky breach
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gekker have you tryed this event?

knotty musk
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Btw I hit the 50/50 on broken USB port or not

frank brook
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time to gamble

reef ether
acoustic otter
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he bought them all

native crag
acoustic otter
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this is the consequences of capitalism

vagrant nova
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late stage flea marketism

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buy propital aswell, since you can use a g star to craft a propital

smoky breach
calm nest
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Yo chat how excited are you to get a 72 hour timegate before you can get to icebreakerrrrrr 🥳

knotty musk
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"Sit back and relax while the magic happens" is windows coming on to me chat

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Is this a w?

plain goblet
strong spear
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Also locked to level 61+

reef ether
smoky breach
native crag
calm nest
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Peacekeeper: “is that some kind of… vessel in the ice? An icebreaker? Hm. I’ve heard the rogues got there, I guess you should… break the ice and see if they can take you there. My contacts need it.”

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Absolute cinema

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W BSG

vagrant nova
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who is reddot44 in this server again

knotty musk
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@vagrant nova

vagrant nova
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yea

knotty musk
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Hi

calm nest
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My best duo

vital sail
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hey vii

strong spear
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This is when we unlock talking to peacekeeper in person so he can put a gun to our heads

vagrant nova
knotty musk
vagrant nova
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my ex actually sent me a link like that one time after we were broken up for 2-3 ish years lmao

dawn scaffold
calm nest
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“Let’s break the ice. My names John. John Icebreaker.”

reef ether
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??butch

calm nest
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Holy fuck

vital sail
vagrant nova
reef ether
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Youre welcome for that btw butch

acoustic otter
#

??windex

vagrant nova
acoustic otter
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im sorry this happened to u @vagrant nova

dawn scaffold
strong spear
knotty musk
vital sail
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are you free tomorrow

reef ether
#

I did indeed

calm nest
reef ether
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I did a funny

vagrant nova
knotty musk
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W geller

calm nest
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When he shows up in the reactor to stop us

acoustic otter
reef ether
#

Ive been baking all day

vagrant nova
reef ether
#

Sunburnt to shit

strong spear
vital sail
silk prairie
reef ether
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Just recovering

dawn scaffold
reef ether
vagrant nova
calm nest
silk prairie
#

P0 b4 upd btw jsyk

native crag
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this is just speculation but I THINK OLOLO Multivitamins may shoot up in price in regard to a craft or barter for the iodine pills

calm nest
minor dirge
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so they working on some performance stuff for update tmr?

strong spear
acoustic otter
slate flint
#

??codes

reef condorBOT
silk prairie
#

we need to start a 20 member server for flipping the shit out of items

calm nest
native crag
#

🙂

vagrant nova
#

actually cooking icl

silk prairie
native crag
#

it literally went up to 26k from 15k yall are insane lmao

calm nest
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Dumbass

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🙄

silk prairie
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BUY BUY BUY

acoustic otter
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im all in on oil guys

silk prairie
#

whos up to dismantle the 226 ololo listing 50 at a time

strong spear
#

Honestly just buy everything on the flea at this point

smoky breach
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@knotty musk wipe your stuff be red again

reef ether
#

I found geon on reddit

silk prairie
strong spear
#

Butch, if you give me your tarkov account I'll give you the first 4 letters to my discord password

silk prairie
#

what a fair deal

calm nest
vagrant nova
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🥀

reef ether
#

Is prestige available on pve now

knotty musk
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Holy w none of my drives are showing outside of c

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Thank you so much

smoky breach
#

your welcome

reef ether
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Idk when it was meant to be

calm nest
broken hedge
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PVE is the way. Why are people bush camping and extract camping. No wonder the servers are dead

acoustic otter
#

😂

vagrant nova
frank brook
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pve is devoid of character and excitement

calm nest
reef ether
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Yeah its not as fun

calm nest
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I just wanted some moron to waste money on a dumbass knife

silk prairie
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guys where are all the golden star listings 🤔

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wth thats so odd

vital sail
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i really gotta quit this fuckass game

strong spear
acoustic otter
#

pve is like working a amazon 9-5 for 60 years straight

strong spear
vital sail
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😭

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i really want to delete it but the gunplay is so good

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but fuck i hate the way i play

strong spear
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Then don't play that way?

vital sail
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hard to

strong spear
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rip

vital sail
#

my gear fear is crazy

dusky glen
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just play arena

frank brook
#

just pixel

silk prairie
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which geniuses are buying golden star at 500k

vital sail
strong spear
native crag
#

holy shit lmao

native crag
#

I did numbers mentioning that huh

strong spear
#

Then you can reset your account instead :D

vital sail
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thats worse than prestige

strong spear
#

aw

vital sail
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i will actually quit this game the moment i go back to container alpha and starter traders

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im just trying to push through to get an ending but

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im such a fucking rat

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it angers me

frank brook
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gotta go in looking for blood, & the gear is inconsequential. It just helps a little

vital sail
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not getting theta either

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only epsilon

strong spear
frank brook
#

if the gunplay is the only reason you're here

silk prairie
#

wtf theta is so much easier to get

vital sail
#

dont wanna touch arena

knotty musk
#

Okay pc is reset

terse laurel
#

cardinal sin

knotty musk
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Now to begin installing all my shit again

frank brook
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I didn't

silk prairie
#

vbit_ttv is roaching out...

vital sail
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id do that if it was up to me

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but im trying to do the quests rn to get the ending

vagrant nova
#

dont forget your bios settings and mouse accel.

native crag
#

holy shit

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Bro is CONFIDENT

frank brook
silk prairie
vagrant nova
#

yall seen nothing yet.

silk prairie
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y'all prices r dropping lock in

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so whos mr vbit_ttv

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viinex?

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wild guess

broken hedge
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People cheat in this bitch for damn good reason!

vital sail
#

just need an sj9 and sj6 but i keep getting ratted in labs

silk prairie
#

lightkeeper.. oh the horrors

frank brook
#

yeaa just gotta thug that one out, no way out of it

vagrant nova
knotty musk
silk prairie
#

viinex have you been just sniping low price ones

vagrant nova
#

yea

ornate arch
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i have an issue where i cant load in on time anymore on shorline do you guys have any suggestions

silk prairie
#

dude wtf i havent seen a low price one once yet 😭

vagrant nova
#

i had 32mil in my stash now i got 100K lmao

knotty musk
#

What are golden stars at

dawn scaffold
silk prairie
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i feel so stupid cause i sold mine for 270k each

vagrant nova
silk prairie
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which is profit but not as much profit

knotty musk
#

Hot damn

silk prairie
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its the damn radiation exposure

vagrant nova
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if i was level 30 i would have just bought the blue bloods lmao

native crag
#

ight now who the FUCK is MP7-DEMON selling fuckin near 150 geiger counters for 65k each lmao

surreal scroll
native crag
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ill buy like 10 but thats it

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im not so confident in that one

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actually

silk prairie
native crag
#

wait

surreal scroll
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Bitcoins are like 524k last time I checked

silk prairie
#

whats the deal with blue blood being 200k rn what

surreal scroll
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Or sum like that

native crag
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I think you will need geiger counters for each raid maybe

native crag
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i think itll be a special slot item

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maybe?

surreal scroll
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What is bro waffling about

civic widget
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what makes anyone think we'll even have radiation

vagrant nova
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stock market analysis in tarkov lmao

silk prairie
surreal scroll
tall citrus
strong spear
civic widget
surreal scroll
#

I know

civic widget
silk prairie
#

no but actually we should all collab to just flip flea for easy money

unique agate
#

time to play the gameeeeee

silk prairie
#

pestily method

civic widget
#

Its an interesting though, though

native crag
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ight who is Kinatera everytime i mention something you just so happen to be on the stock market page im at

unique agate
#

any new on icebreaker?

civic widget
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I'd be pretty happy if they DO add it but this might be a bit of straw grabbing

strong spear
civic widget
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especially since we haven't had radiation themed teasers

maiden tapir
unique agate
#

no way

tall citrus
surreal scroll
calm nest
civic widget
#

no rads there

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:/

calm nest
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Hopefully

unique agate
#

wait why is butch not a mod

surreal scroll
strong spear
tall citrus
maiden tapir
#

He did a boo boo

strong spear
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For saying slurs in chat with an everything ping

maiden tapir
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He comes back

calm nest
unique agate
#

what the hell did he do😭

civic widget
silk prairie
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dude i just saw 2 gold stars for 100k but i was too slow

maiden tapir
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He got free ram

strong spear
maiden tapir
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🤣🤣🤣

unique agate
#

oh god

civic widget
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lmfao

unique agate
#

so we can like treat him as an equal now

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fuck you butch you suck

native crag
#

i have yet another speculation yall but this one may have already caught on lol

zealous ruin
#

icebreaker tomorrow?

vagrant nova
#

i would use these 110 golden stars anyways tbh

strong spear
#

Blue name bitch

strong spear
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I mean butch

native crag
#

Gas masks

unique agate
#

punk ahh

silk prairie
#

finally flea is stable at a reasonable price of 390k per star balm

civic widget
silk prairie
#

against the gas

strong spear
zealous ruin
#

what are they uploading with the patch?

maiden tapir
#

I mean we did have a Halloween event with the gas mask and gas

strong spear
#

It's a good time to be an ibprofen enjoyer

unique agate
#

i really hope they make gas masks usable

civic widget
#

honestly im all for it

knotty musk
#

I didnt even do anything to get hacked 🥀

native crag
unique agate
#

give us radiation and shii

maiden tapir
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But I seen complaints about that when it was still running

civic widget
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tired of everyone wearing t2 skull face masks

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that shit is mad ugly

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make us wear more drip

tall citrus
#

butch just wanted to speedrun reformating

maiden tapir
silk prairie
#

guys i think ibuprofen is going to be very useful for icebreaker because its gonna get a radiation exposure healing buff

civic widget
#

and add modern gas masks please and not this old soviet junk

zealous ruin
#

bro wtf

calm nest
civic widget
#

modern gas masks are so fucking drippy

unique agate
#

old soviet gas masks are fucking insane

unique agate
#

that IS drip

native crag
#

Yeah i mean fuckin the gas masks are already expensive without me mentioning it

zealous ruin
#

can someone say something bout this patch?

native crag
#

but now theyre going up lol

calm nest
civic widget
calm nest
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Aptly named “NikiLeaks”

civic widget
#

so fake news?

unique agate
#

i hope they make gas masks obtainable and not a flea only thing if we are to get radiation

calm nest
#

Well Domontovich confirmed icebreaker

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Epic

native crag
#

buy up them gas mask filters too yall 🙂

strong spear
#

As long as it isn't the frostbite bs all over again

silk prairie
#

yea they're gonna have durability

zealous ruin
#

so useless

vagrant nova
#

i have no money left lmao

unique agate
#

the gas mask event back then was fucking shit ngl

silk prairie
#

george orwell actually warned us about this happening btw

vital sail
vagrant nova
vital sail
#

how about shut up

vagrant nova
#

tomorrow maybe xd

vital sail
#

last raid of today

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wish me luck

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need that sj9

maiden tapir
unique agate
#

bro gonna play labs

strong spear
unique agate
#

eu or na

signal horizon
#

question

unique agate
#

guys what do i do in tarky before icebreaker event

knotty musk
#

alright im back on the pc

unique agate
#

i kinda wanna fuck with people

signal horizon
#

how much does it cost to buy the ak50 after completing hobby club

maiden tapir
#

Real devious nature it watching them get the sj9 then gang stalking them to extract to murder them

mild viper
unique agate
#

or do i focus on capturing outposts

calm nest
#

Guys Nikita actually talked to me personally in my head, he’s one of the voices and he told me that to unlock icebreaker we need to buy 9000 tarcoin

unique agate
#

psychologist preferably

maiden tapir
#

Nah I’m pretty sane

calm nest
mild viper
#

1 billion tarcoin please

maiden tapir
#

I could be a supervillain but I choose not to

unique agate
#

i learned dark psychology when i was 11 ☝️ 🤓

mild viper
calm nest
#

Psychologists are like

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“The stripper loves me bro”

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Of the mental health world

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Istg

maiden tapir
#

Yo mb pack leader

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💀

calm nest
vital sail
#

yeah im deleting this

calm nest
#

Baby I’m preying on your tonight

smoky breach
#

.....

mild viper
#

Oh bruno mars 😭

maiden tapir
unique agate
#

guys reserve pvp or sniping on woods

mild viper
#

Forgot youre a poser

unique agate
#

wait i can snipe on reserve

#

calibration here i come

hushed dust
unique agate
#

give me that altyn barter

mild viper
silk prairie
#

sniping on reserve. great idea

calm nest
# mild viper Flyleaf my goat

If I was gonna sing an emo song I’d be in the back of containment screaming “BETTER PACK YOUR TEARS IN-
TO A SUITCASE”

thorny jay
#

okey every one this person iclutch4tarkov just asked me if he could examin my key it was a marked room key and he killed me and took the key and bag
i played with him last night and he troled all night long so i gave him a nother chancce and he took my key

maiden tapir
unique agate
#

gonna be up at dome

hushed dust
unique agate
#

see yall

mild viper
#

Feel like a montserSogChamp

thorny jay
#

can i talk to a mod

grizzled scroll
calm nest
mild viper
#

The catfinda is here

grizzled scroll
#

🫃

surreal moth
#

no

grizzled scroll
vagrant nova
#

yummers

knotty musk
#

oi hughie

mild viper
knotty musk
#

vought done hacked me computer and posted a bunch of images

smoky breach
#

@surreal moth welcome back

surreal moth
#

ive been here

surreal moth
calm nest
#

Omelander done ‘acked me bloody facebook

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And deleted me bloody photos

mild viper
grizzled scroll
#

its 55 here

unique agate
#

coming home after a weekend with gf only to see 1 bitcoin

#

should be criminal

vagrant nova
grizzled scroll
#

86!

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wat da fuck

#

whys it so much warmer there

knotty musk
smoky breach
vagrant nova
#

oh no

knotty musk
#

!

mild viper
civic widget
#

He lives

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Welcome back

surreal moth
#

gross

smoky breach
#

butch is red again everyone run

grizzled scroll
#

saksasht wean

mild viper
strong spear
#

NOOO

vagrant nova
#

homelanda done got his powers back

grizzled scroll
#

i forgor you live in the middle of canada and not like nova scotia

#

whys it gotta be so big...

vagrant nova
#

ayo

untold leaf
royal sinew
#

sure is funny how 2 people decide to camp front goshan cafe when im hiding in the store nearby after they shot at me

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i wonder why they would sit here afking.

untold leaf
#

I don't remember nikita talking about it for Icebreaker

grizzled scroll
#

you cant say that

coral urchin
#

ice breakre tmrrrr

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with a boss too

tall citrus
#

i wouldnt get too excited

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its bad for your health

coral urchin
#

why would they have downtime?

grizzled scroll
#

they always have downtime

tall citrus
#

downtime for the patch, but doesnt mean icebreaker will immediately be available

calm nest
#

And the nikileaks included images of the reactor

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More than a few times

grizzled scroll
#

IM GONNA BLOW IT UP!!!

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RADIATION POISON INCOMING!!!

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super evil ass killer villain ending

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enclave ending

vagrant nova
#

if they add radiation to icebreaker i‘ll profit a fuck ton 😭

calm nest
#

I mean we already know that Kerman will tell us to nuke it and the boss comes in to stop you, “Allow me to break the ice. My name is John. John Icebreaker.”

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I recorded the voice lines, new boss is modeled by me

grizzled scroll
#

then all the bosses come together to greet you to defeat kerman

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and at the end we all say

strong spear
#

The only better ending then Savior is causing a nuclear war and killing everyone

grizzled scroll
#

together, we are tarkov.

calm nest
tall citrus
#

i just asked nikita and he said you can only get to icebreaker if youve done the survivor ending

calm nest
#

The credits roll with a bunch of silly animations of our PMCs and the bosses playing around

river scaffold
#

Any idea when Unheard will get both faction’s clothing for Arena?

strong spear
calm nest
#

Hold up

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At the end of the credits it plays a bonus scene

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Business man in a suit with an unheard pin picks up a phone

paper hinge
#

??codes

reef condorBOT
calm nest
#

“They what?!! I’ll be there right away, this can’t happen.”

calm nest
#

TO BE CONTINUED… in… RUSSIA 2028

strong spear
#

Russia isn't making it to 2028

civic widget
#

its 2026 alrdy

#

ofc they are

strong spear
#

You never know

#

Actually how tf are we have way through 2026
I thought it just started like a month ago

calm nest
#

Honestly only ending I’d be satisfied with

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A stupid ass Disney movie ending

civic widget
grizzled scroll
strong spear
#

:O

calm nest
#

“In the end, tarkov caught up to me faster than I thought…”

#

Absolute cinema

civic widget
#

us taking on 90 something AI in terminal is pure larp

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reality is we wouldn't make it probably

grizzled scroll
#

doesnt lightkeeper have a line where he says

#

"tarkov, is you"

knotty musk
#

aight guys im back

calm nest
strong spear
#

Steam

smoky breach
#

??butch

calm nest
#

When he sends you to terminal he says “you may now escape tarkov.”

#

Actually cinema

grizzled scroll
chilly laurel
grizzled scroll
#

everything reset

knotty musk
#

i fully reinstalled windows and shit

calm nest
#

Lost his operator

knotty musk
#

deleted all the partitions on every drive

calm nest
#

Demoted

surreal moth
#

hurrasy!!

grizzled scroll
#

howd you lose mod lmao

calm nest
grizzled scroll
#

and?

#

did they get into his discord?

vagrant nova
#

seeing the blue name was cool

knotty musk
calm nest
#

Yeah he clicked a link from Mr beast

knotty musk
#

no i didnt

grizzled scroll
#

what'd they do on dis?

calm nest
grizzled scroll
#

post bad stuff?

chilly laurel
#

Because of the news about tomorrow’s patch, I can’t sleep I keep thinking about the patch nonstop 😩 😂

knotty musk
#

the scam

strong spear
civic widget
#

Memorial day too so most of the US folks are off

grizzled scroll
#

im dhing bro 😭

grizzled scroll
civic widget
#

icebreaker tomorrow would be huge but i doubt it

grizzled scroll
#

most people will be on

#

lol

civic widget
#

smh my head

buoyant violet
#

does tarkov still wipe or are they not doing that anymore since 1.0? its been like 7 months

vagrant nova
#

butch has the brain of an orange cat btw

calm nest
#

How come you never DM’d me about crypto butch??? I can’t go to the moon???

#

Smh fake friend…

grizzled scroll
#

dont talk shit about stan the man

reef condorBOT
#

As of 1.0, the game entered a permanent wipe state, meaning we will not see any more wipes on the main character.

Kindly wait for seasonal characters (can't find the link for it, sorry.).

buoyant violet
#

??wipe

strong spear
#

??seasonal

vagrant nova
chilly laurel
#

??icebreaker

strong spear
#

1-2 months should be wipe

chilly laurel
#

??nikita

#

??help

#

mhm

grizzled scroll
#

guys i havent beat the game yet did they add multiplayer to the endings or are you still solo?

royal sinew
#

4-6 is fine

nova niche
strong spear
royal sinew
#

also that doesnt really work ngl

civic widget
royal sinew
#

seasonal will be fine

torn whale
#

iceberg patch?

civic widget
#

Not necessarily tomorrow though

median loom
civic widget
#

patch too small

#

4-6 hour patch is too little for a whole new map imo

torn whale
civic widget
#

yes

#

For this game and its updates absolutely

torn whale
#

nah

#

they have everything on theyre side done all they have to do is upload it

median loom
#

I agree that's not small and also they always delay it 2-3 hours every single time...

torn whale
#

and correct the codes

median loom
#

so were looking at 8-9 hours

civic widget
#

i've seen 12 hour patches lmao

torn whale
civic widget
#

things are simply not so simple

silk prairie
#

i should start replacing my 3rd mag with rounds ngl

median loom
torn whale
civic widget
#

if they manage to squeeze in icebreaker tomorrow ill be pleasantly surprised but i doubt it

silk prairie
civic widget
#

but icebreaker will be bigger

silk prairie
#

or maybe just 3 mags and ammo

torn whale
knotty musk
#

??roadmap

silk prairie
#

theres actually gonna be a couple things added this patch

#

little piece of insider info for y'all

#

thank me later

civic widget
#

@nova niche

noble cedar
#

omg is that new update tmr icebreakersmiley

vagrant nova
#

thank me later

knotty musk
#

guys i need help

novel ginkgo
#

This event can’t be over soon enough. I can’t wait to not be head eyed from a rogue who is looking the other direction snapping at me as soon as I look at him

lime breach
#

Why are people so crazy hyped out about icebreaker event?

knotty musk
#

i cant remember what stuff i had installed on the pc before i wiped it

tribal kayak
#

??codes

untold leaf
reef condorBOT
knotty musk
#

i need ideas

silk prairie
#

it'll also have a vegetation rework i think

noble cedar
civic widget
knotty musk
#

STEEL SERIES

#

yes

#

youre right

#

thanks

vagrant nova
#

amd adrenaline maybe

civic widget
#

^

untold leaf
knotty musk
#

msi after burner

silk prairie
#

you should get 2.5k from mrbeast butch

knotty musk
#

need that

calm nest
civic widget
#

fucking HYPE

untold leaf
calm nest
nova niche
civic widget
#

Shake the rust off

#

I need you in top form

obsidian portal
#

What is coming with the new patch ?

distant lantern
#

anyone else just crash and cant load on

#

just got a rusty bloody key as well

nova niche
calm nest
civic widget
#

its doable in under 6h

nova niche
#

Im not doing it i dont care

#

Ill do icebreaker

#

Idc about one achievement event

civic widget
#

lame

royal sinew
#

ive started running the pyke hat with earbuds way more than im willing to admit

nova niche
smoky breach
#

sylvi no lik tarkov

calm nest
#

Nah like I said the event is actually gonna be a new AI is breaking the ice and the faction name is “IceBreakers” and we gotta do a mechanic taskline to figure out what it is

royal sinew
#

peacekeeper wants me to stay on shoreline tho

civic widget
#

anything not to play smh

steel elm
#

Hey is there way to see when is next wipe ?

nova niche
#

Correct

civic widget
untold leaf
obsidian portal
silk prairie
steel elm
untold leaf
nova niche
steel elm
untold leaf
calm nest
untold leaf
#

Seasonal characters will be separated from the current one. Like PvE

stuck hornet
#

Yuh

steel elm
harsh shell
smoky breach
harsh shell
#

so i would hope its tomorrow

untold leaf
#

And according to Nikita season system is planned for July

civic widget
smoky breach
untold leaf
steel elm
smoky breach
solid trout
#

Nothing like seeing a scav in a dead end room so you just rush in there to stab them and it turns out to be a reshala guard with a full rhys helmet. I have no idea how I'm alive

solid trout
#

Whiffed the roll on identifying the boddies on the floor, but nat 20'ed surviving the shootout at point blank with a melee out

iron root
#

??codes

reef condorBOT
solid trout
obtuse mountain
#

do transits count as "survived raid on x map"?

solid trout
tall citrus
solid trout
#

(Be warned: Some quests will fail that objective if you then go on to die)

obtuse mountain
obtuse mountain
solid trout
tall citrus
#

the entire time in a raid regardless of transiting is considered 1 raid

zealous merlin
#

has anyone been getting kicked out of games randomly

solid trout
#

I think theoretically if you have a survive customs twice for example you can go customs, transit factory, transit back to customs, and exfil and it'll count as 2

solid trout
#

Again, some quests will then fail that objective if you die even on a completely seperate map, even if you actually exfilled then went back in normally and died

tall citrus
#

i cant say ive experienced that, though ive never considered transiting to do operational tasks

solid trout
#

Operationals do not have that second condition, they only care you leave the map alive, what happens after doesn't matter

tall citrus
#

noted

obtuse mountain
#

I will test I guess

#

I am right next to it is why I asked

surreal moth
#

bomber beanie bounced it

obtuse mountain
#

fuck, I forgot about the run through timer lol

#

got out 30s too early so thats it for my little test

calm nest
#

Make sure you guys buy every red rebel for the jaeger path where he says “my guys will map a route to the ship, pay me and bring the supplies, then we’ll talk.”

obtuse mountain
calm nest
#

32 FIR RRs

#

The BSG way

obtuse mountain
solid trout
#

Because the raid is still continuing

#

(Plus transitting gives enough XP that you can immedietly leave on the next map with a survived status)

knotty musk
#

tarkov reinstalled

tall citrus
#

ayo

solid trout
#

Butch is red again!

tall citrus
#

hes red