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Where’s blue name buh
its analyzing you twin
to be fair the mrbeast thing was very convincing the first time. im not surprised he fell for it
FUCK now I dont know which USB port is faulty
so embarrassing
Fuck it let's brick the pc
for me it wasnt at all
front panel. try your back one
I finished reserve SBIH today by walking up to a guy surving with my MP-18, only 1 bullet, no spare and shoved it down his throat
wait just noticed the update is tomorrow
I know its only one of the front panel ports
I dont work
He has nothing left
a update is tomorrow
What the hell is going on? My game freezes 3-4 times in a row and says the connection has been lost?
and the next day
nice
50/50 no balls
Already booting up with it in one of them
now that butch has been hacked out of the stack you can join us
We'll find out
Why does the update have to drop at 7 am man
So cooked
Hopefully it's delayed 6 hours
Butch fell for that one image
thats the maintenance
he just doesnt want to admit it
Hello I am jame sheffeld from metallic
Maintinence is at 1am for me, I'm just expecting it to go for as long as possible
Gimefoolgimefargimddabajabaza
I have now well already. reached 100hrs on rimworld
time zones
i need $500 donation to upload new album
extended 3 hours 
butch did NOT deserve this but i think it’s one of the funniest people for it to happen to
Breh
Wanna know whats crazy i just realized, Tarkov is a Pay to Win game but BSG releases new updates in early morning weekdays so the unemployed gets the jump, thus cancelling everything out 🙂
🙏
🤔 windows 11 pro or home
ICEBREAKER TIME
PRO
🚶♂️
butch fell for the "hot singles in your area"
hi it's me john fallout i need 2000 bottle caps to get into new vegas so i can save the mojave desert
mayo man deserved something, but I agree this was a little much
i know his heart was beating like crazy 😭
war doesn't change
you need pro for icebreaker
Pro
im still on windows 10
rotten
with BSGs speed update aint gonna finish until the employed get home
Dude I was trembling at work
windows 11 is ass
Windows 11 better gaming performance
Like 2% better lol no joke
I've been watching videos of big boats all morning, I think I'm the best man for the job.
windows 11 is chill
Butch don’t worry I’ll rat icebreaker in your honor
no
who isnt at lightkeeper
ngl i feel so bad for you. It also happened to me once and i was shaking, quite literally the WORST feeling somebody can experience. im sorry
if i had successfully sent butch escape from grestovia he would have 100% blamed it on that
better hurry
@trim plinth go watch gamersnexus or hardwareunboxed vid on it, w11 does actually have better performance than w10
does i t need lightkeeper
you will never convince me that 11 is good
Hopefully it comes out as pvp fast
are you doing ESU?
Being able to have tabs in your library makes it infinitely better than w10
You actually have to find 17 helicopter parts and repair the rogues helicopter to transit every time
Bro it hurts deleting all these partitions
EVERYONE BUY UP PERFORTORAN BECAUSE IT REMOVED RADIATION EXPOSURE
been using w11 since it came out bc i did the same thing from 8.1 to windows 10 in 2015 or so, and i can confirm 11 is getting better and better everyday, just like first year of windows 10 it was slop but then got fixed
I GUARENTEE IT WILL SPIKE
if its on shoreline pier im low key gonna crash out. that will be a cluster fuck
That sounds way more engaging then just transiting! (the devs thought)

Only reason I updated tbh, if I can get even 1 extra FPS in Tarkov then worth
Oh yeah you can put them up your ass and die but they don’t come to stash they just disappear so nobody can transit
also windows defender on w11 is actually useful unlike all other windows versions
@trim plinth do you have ESU
LMAO
Bro who just bouight 5 mil worth of that lmfao
Release icebreaker just so no body can even go there
Who’s coming lighthouse
me
me
were all excited for how buggy its gonna be
mmm
I’ll inv soon
aint nobody on this planet tryna go lh
watch as 3 tarkos willingly subjugate themselves to lh torture
Mind if a level 19 who doesn't have the map unlocked joins you?
I Think it would be worth transiting to have a pistoling god on your team
Alright chat I've officially nuked my entire pc
Broke ahh 💀
Windows is installing
??events
Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!
Day from hell 🥀
Icing on the cake was the human log i had to pick up
Near the end of the day
what
BRUH
Shit got to 16:20 and I got a call to pick up a shit bruh
Wat
Im A FUCKING CLEANER ITS MY JOB
didnt think of this tbh
I didn't think you had a job
i’d quit i can’t handle allat
Nice
Of course i have a job
Gods strongest soldier
fr
I ain't cleanin no poo
you are the poo
Can’t use the j word in this server u might scare someone
Cleaning poo or punisher 4 ? 😭👌
lmfaoo
I know what I’m picking
Butch is being assigned as Geon's assistant for a day because of the hacking kerfuffle
I just didnt expect a grown adult to squat and do that outside tho
Perfect
man
Geon how hot do you like your coffee
i feel so bad
Nah it’s like the mob of the dead plane
Congrats, you have your first slave
Sit
get well soon
the week*

You instantly crash into the lighthouse
How hot do you like your coffee geon
And die
Answer me
thank you but i mean i feel so bad for butch 😭
Ffs
15 million degrees celcius
This isn’t the Geon I know and hate
As geons new assistant I have to break the news that the coffee machine broke and its only giving out lukewarm coffee
I hope this is okay sire
Banned
I was about to send an image of my monitor right now but I'm a lowly cyan chud
Is this how it feels
How could you let such a tragedy happen
yeah
ha
@glad wadi Do you need anything master
Bro just ban this kid
Haha
😭
I also want to note that Golden Star removes radiation exposure for 400 seconds, currently sitting at 230k for a full 5 use
butch is the new glorp
😭😭😭
Buy em up yall
Butch is the new himlobin
he might have me later for that
man yall are gonna increase the price of the g star FUCK
before they go for half a mil or more each
Also I had a blocked toilet and a broken flusher today but I couldn't lock the cubicle so I put a wet floor sign in front. Guess what happened
holy shit truth post
Stop bro 😭
omg.
Ur making me have a bad day
no way
hes making my day better
A. People took notice and didnt use it
B. Someone walked over the sign and took a shit in the blocked toilet (toilet seat was also missing btw)
C
it just gets better
Pick your answer
WHAT
Yo quick question has anyone had any internet issues after getting killed by a cheater?
ass to toilet brim is crazy as fuck
Who goes to this place
butch where is mod red ?
A
geon took it
^
Clearly people with no common sense
what karma are you paying for bro
and by it i mean butch's soul
The answer was B
wtf did u do
Check the announcement picture correctly, you'll have your guess
Its always B
Someone just really needed to go in that specific toilet
which one
The one next to it was open bruh just use that one
i dont believe it
throw the coffee in the microwave and nuke the bitch then alot of suger and creamer pls
I pulled the door shut and put a sign in front and they still walked over it bruh
does anybody know where the reports folder is for the ticket quest?
I DONT KNOW
looks like a plane

its a purple name they do exist
@surreal moth I saw a semi truck today
):
butch having a rough sunday 🥀
did you take a picture ??? cause if you didn’t that’s kinda useless to me and sort of ruins my day
??butch
is there anything we can do to alleviate the situation 😭
wait did you SC get hacked too
hacked, poo, and more poo
No i didnt actually see one
No
dematerialize butch
you’re horrible for this
Ayo butch
😂 😂
How close is slam dunk north to you
bro is going to be moving like homelander when he gets his red name back 😭
yo you
Its Leeds
please stop ill syd
yo the way I changed my texture setting in arena and now my game wont launch anymore is so tough 🔥

lmaoo butch rn to nikita beggin like homelander
His fourth chin alone takes up the screen
NOT THAT SCENE 😭😭😭😭
??events
Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!
its a reference twin
wait
Idk fix my pc
@surreal moth what chit chat do you want to join
Tagilla just one tapped me with an arm shot 
homelander suckin ween?
Leeds is a good hour or so on a train
no spoilers bruh
Fed got automodded lmao
Not drastic then
rouges and raders should invade the game maps
No he didn't
my fault, I was just shocked I dont want any either
slowly
he was begging
Armpit shot
Not terrible
Oh he got chin chek'd
jesus christ
No, was an arm shot, not an armpit shot
fafo
The arm shot itself killed me
W chek
man there are no golden stars on the flea
oog
awkwardd
You should go next year
what did fed do?
Ill go north instead of south if you go
ZERO dark and darker disrespect will be tolerated
wheres fed
check the scene out
butcher shoves a crowbar into his moutrh
mid and midder
Idk what it even is
bad things
then homlander dies
First bullet penned and almost killed you to armpit, second blacked the arm and did enough to 0 out thorax and kill
Punk rock festival
Im here master
i'll wait till I watch to preserve the shock value
cheat?
good slave
thats like the gaves sin
hit 19k concurrent saturday btw
In SDF we trust
in any game
.
Shit slapped, I realised I need to cut weight again though
DAMN
It was a dead on shot, theres no angle to pen both limbs
What about EDF
Ooooo
whata-you gonna do about it lil mod boy
ban me? mute me?
Im clearly not a mod
with what?
Plus, thorax only ever took a single slug, which was blunt. No round hit thorax
💀
Im a chud like you
exactly
I think it was like £130 idk
I mean the slug does 200 damage so it fucks you up if you were damaged
💪
Let me repeat, no round hit thorax beyond a single slug that was stopped
The only round. That hit my thorax. Was stopped by armor and blunted.
gekker have you tryed this event?
Btw I hit the 50/50 on broken USB port or not
time to gamble
I havent even got tarkov installed
there are 0 on the flea rn
he bought them all
lmaooooo
this is the consequences of capitalism
late stage flea marketism
buy propital aswell, since you can use a g star to craft a propital
why not are you not going to be playing it for icebraker
Yo chat how excited are you to get a 72 hour timegate before you can get to icebreakerrrrrr 🥳
"Sit back and relax while the magic happens" is windows coming on to me chat
Is this a w?
Hmmm, looks like some kind of ship.... I wonder
Can't wait!
Also locked to level 61+
Bold of you to think i have time
fair sorry to assume
remember when they said they released the rocket launcher and it took them 4 fucking months to release the quest to unlock it
Peacekeeper: “is that some kind of… vessel in the ice? An icebreaker? Hm. I’ve heard the rogues got there, I guess you should… break the ice and see if they can take you there. My contacts need it.”
Absolute cinema
W BSG
who is reddot44 in this server again
@vagrant nova
yea
Hi
hey vii
This is when we unlock talking to peacekeeper in person so he can put a gun to our heads
sorry this happened to u bro
Thanks man
my ex actually sent me a link like that one time after we were broken up for 2-3 ish years lmao
Yo imagine the boss cutscene
hi
“Let’s break the ice. My names John. John Icebreaker.”
??butch
Holy fuck
i need your help with something
golden star for 500k what are we doing 🥀
Youre welcome for that btw butch
??windex
in game or ?
im sorry this happened to u @vagrant nova
Seeing how desperate people are
Bro is writing fan fiction about a boat
Did you make the best command
I did indeed
Nah that’s the boss cutscene
I did a funny
fuck you bruh
W geller
When he shows up in the reactor to stop us
wtf man how rude
Ive been baking all day
i got uni but i will try to help u
Sunburnt to shit
Ahhhh I see
That's peak ngl
🥹
you some kinda baker?
Just recovering
Just don't loot partisan
Nah, just a fun hobby
0 sold btw
“Who’s looting partisan?”
“Tha- 💥”
P0 b4 upd btw jsyk
this is just speculation but I THINK OLOLO Multivitamins may shoot up in price in regard to a craft or barter for the iodine pills
Hold on
so they working on some performance stuff for update tmr?
hmmmmmm
Buying out the stock now with my 500k rubles
any thoughts on irl oil prices? im trying to get rich fast
??codes
Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26
we need to start a 20 member server for flipping the shit out of items
Opening flea to see 700 multivitamin listings by “Mac”
🙂
actually cooking icl
i think oil prices are going to soar from icebreaker guys.. keep this in mind
it literally went up to 26k from 15k yall are insane lmao
Uhhhh icebreaker is nuclear powered
Dumbass
🙄
BUY BUY BUY
im all in on oil guys
whos up to dismantle the 226 ololo listing 50 at a time
Honestly just buy everything on the flea at this point
@knotty musk wipe your stuff be red again
I found geon on reddit
i think uranium prices are gonna soar
Butch, if you give me your tarkov account I'll give you the first 4 letters to my discord password
what a fair deal
My favorite is when the PvE people flex loot SS’s and leave the code out of the screen
🥀
Is prestige available on pve now
your welcome
Idk when it was meant to be
I have my prestige rewards there, I logged on and sold my P2 knife for like 20 mil
PVE is the way. Why are people bush camping and extract camping. No wonder the servers are dead
😂
bruh u lost like 18 mil to the flea tax
pve is devoid of character and excitement
Oh no my pve money
Yeah its not as fun
I just wanted some moron to waste money on a dumbass knife
i really gotta quit this fuckass game
I ate them all
pve is like working a amazon 9-5 for 60 years straight
Sorry, that's not an option.
😭
i really want to delete it but the gunplay is so good
but fuck i hate the way i play
Then don't play that way?
hard to
rip
my gear fear is crazy
just play arena
just pixel
which geniuses are buying golden star at 500k
not paying 30$ for a garbage ass game the devs try to keep alive
Just play with the idea that you're going to prestige so literally nothing matters
holy shit lmao
im never prestiging tho 😭
I did numbers mentioning that huh
Then you can reset your account instead :D
thats worse than prestige
aw
i will actually quit this game the moment i go back to container alpha and starter traders
im just trying to push through to get an ending but
im such a fucking rat
it angers me
theta rush is real
gotta go in looking for blood, & the gear is inconsequential. It just helps a little
Gigachad standard player holy
if the gunplay is the only reason you're here
wtf theta is so much easier to get
dont wanna touch arena
Okay pc is reset
no do not recommend arena
cardinal sin
Now to begin installing all my shit again
these fuckass quests dude
I didn't
vbit_ttv is roaching out...
dont forget your bios settings and mouse accel.
bro i was about to ask if this was one of yall lmao
holy shit
Bro is CONFIDENT
fair enough honestly
im not sure but it aint me
yall seen nothing yet.
People cheat in this bitch for damn good reason!
yeah just gotta do assessment 3 and pretty sure im cool after
just need an sj9 and sj6 but i keep getting ratted in labs
lightkeeper.. oh the horrors
yeaa just gotta thug that one out, no way out of it
#screenshots message if yall want one lmk 🥀
Homie is the one who hacked me
viinex have you been just sniping low price ones
yea
i have an issue where i cant load in on time anymore on shorline do you guys have any suggestions
dude wtf i havent seen a low price one once yet 😭
i had 32mil in my stash now i got 100K lmao
What are golden stars at
You literally went broke buying all those golden stars lmao
i feel so stupid cause i sold mine for 270k each
500K ish
which is profit but not as much profit
Hot damn
its the damn radiation exposure
if i was level 30 i would have just bought the blue bloods lmao
ight now who the FUCK is MP7-DEMON selling fuckin near 150 geiger counters for 65k each lmao
Bitcoins are less than that 😭
the blue bloods are so much weaker tho
wait
Bitcoins are like 524k last time I checked
whats the deal with blue blood being 200k rn what
Or sum like that
I think you will need geiger counters for each raid maybe
Deadass?
What is bro waffling about
yes bro
what makes anyone think we'll even have radiation
stock market analysis in tarkov lmao
hes just saying shit
The ☢️ counter on your character health tab
icebreakers are nuclear reactor powered (citation needed)
I think they teased anti radiation pills
congrats we've had this for like a decade
I know
And since when do ships just leak radiation from their engine room
no but actually we should all collab to just flip flea for easy money
time to play the gameeeeee
pestily method
Its an interesting though, though
😂 for real
ight who is Kinatera everytime i mention something you just so happen to be on the stock market page im at
any new on icebreaker?
I'd be pretty happy if they DO add it but this might be a bit of straw grabbing
Tomorrow
😁
especially since we haven't had radiation themed teasers
They have slaughtered you
no way
no doubt it has barrels of radioactive waste lmao
Any new on deez
Ones that have been stuck, un maintained and abandoned for years likely
So does labs
no rads there
:/
Hopefully
wait why is butch not a mod

He was demoted
thats glorp
He did a boo boo
For saying slurs in chat with an everything ping
He comes back
He clicked “allow downloads” on a sketchy movie website
what the hell did he do😭
blud got token logged so he's on quarantine
dude i just saw 2 gold stars for 100k but i was too slow
He got free ram
??butch
LOL
🤣🤣🤣
oh god
lmfao
i have yet another speculation yall but this one may have already caught on lol
icebreaker tomorrow?
i would use these 110 golden stars anyways tbh
Blue name bitch
such as
I mean butch
Gas masks
punk ahh
finally flea is stable at a reasonable price of 390k per star balm
where's this angle coming from
against the gas
I blame this on verybadscav
what are they uploading with the patch?
I mean we did have a Halloween event with the gas mask and gas
It's a good time to be an ibprofen enjoyer
i really hope they make gas masks usable
honestly im all for it
I didnt even do anything to get hacked 🥀
IDK i just remember during the winter event we needed clothing to keep us from freezing, i imagine this is going to be the samne thing kinda
give us radiation and shii
But I seen complaints about that when it was still running
tired of everyone wearing t2 skull face masks
that shit is mad ugly
make us wear more drip
butch just wanted to speedrun reformating
Buh sadge
guys i think ibuprofen is going to be very useful for icebreaker because its gonna get a radiation exposure healing buff
and add modern gas masks please and not this old soviet junk
bro wtf
They’ve been showing off radiation stuff, iodine tablets and the fact icebreaker is nuclear powered is a pretty good idea there will be some sort of radiation
modern gas masks are so fucking drippy
old soviet gas masks are fucking insane
WHERE
that IS drip
Yeah i mean fuckin the gas masks are already expensive without me mentioning it
can someone say something bout this patch?
but now theyre going up lol
Nikita’s Twitter leaks
decontamination gaming
o
Aptly named “NikiLeaks”
so fake news?
i hope they make gas masks obtainable and not a flea only thing if we are to get radiation
buy up them gas mask filters too yall 🙂
As long as it isn't the frostbite bs all over again
yea they're gonna have durability
so useless
i have no money left lmao
the gas mask event back then was fucking shit ngl
george orwell actually warned us about this happening btw
how about you sell those 100 golden stars
how about no
how about shut up
tomorrow maybe xd
You will find it on a random scav
bro gonna play labs
I'm loading in as a raider rn to snipe you
eu or na
question
guys what do i do in tarky before icebreaker event
alright im back on the pc
i kinda wanna fuck with people
how much does it cost to buy the ak50 after completing hobby club
Real devious nature it watching them get the sj9 then gang stalking them to extract to murder them
Did it explode
or do i focus on capturing outposts
Guys Nikita actually talked to me personally in my head, he’s one of the voices and he told me that to unlock icebreaker we need to buy 9000 tarcoin
bro go see a doctor
psychologist preferably
Nah I’m pretty sane
Psychology is cringe
1 billion tarcoin please
I could be a supervillain but I choose not to
i learned dark psychology when i was 11 ☝️ 🤓
Did someone steal something from you on the playground
Psychologists are like
“The stripper loves me bro”
Of the mental health world
Istg
literally me
hell nah
I’ve sung that fucking song on labs
yeah im deleting this
Baby I’m preying on your tonight
.....
Do beauty and a beat next if you haven’t
guys reserve pvp or sniping on woods
Forgot youre a poser
flyleaf are sick
give me that altyn barter
My fav christain rock band
sniping on reserve. great idea
If I was gonna sing an emo song I’d be in the back of containment screaming “BETTER PACK YOUR TEARS IN-
TO A SUITCASE”
okey every one this person iclutch4tarkov just asked me if he could examin my key it was a marked room key and he killed me and took the key and bag
i played with him last night and he troled all night long so i gave him a nother chancce and he took my key
Tower defence
gonna be up at dome
skillet is also christian. also conservative
see yall
Feel like a montser
can i talk to a mod
I saw a clip of myself on Instagram playing the “we like to party” instrumental
The catfinda is here
🫃
no

yummers
oi hughie
I forgot to check the temp before i walked to work and now im drenched in sweat 💔
vought done hacked me computer and posted a bunch of images
@surreal moth welcome back
ive been here
Oi ewie

whats canadian temp
30 rn
its 55 here
did you get the $2700 atleast
no there was no money
na welcome back
oh no
!
Saskatchewan
gross
butch is red again everyone run
saksasht wean
Was almost below zero like a couple days ago
NOOO
homelanda done got his powers back
i forgor you live in the middle of canada and not like nova scotia
whys it gotta be so big...
ayo
the only real mention was EOL being a nuclear powerplant afaik, nothing special for Icebreaker, but we'll see
sure is funny how 2 people decide to camp front goshan cafe when im hiding in the store nearby after they shot at me
i wonder why they would sit here afking.
I don't remember nikita talking about it for Icebreaker
you cant say that
why would they have downtime?
Icebreaker is nuclear powered
downtime for the patch, but doesnt mean icebreaker will immediately be available
IM GONNA BLOW IT UP!!!
RADIATION POISON INCOMING!!!
super evil ass killer villain ending
enclave ending
if they add radiation to icebreaker i‘ll profit a fuck ton 😭
I mean we already know that Kerman will tell us to nuke it and the boss comes in to stop you, “Allow me to break the ice. My name is John. John Icebreaker.”
I recorded the voice lines, new boss is modeled by me
then all the bosses come together to greet you to defeat kerman
and at the end we all say
The only better ending then Savior is causing a nuclear war and killing everyone
together, we are tarkov.
“Dance” starts playing
i just asked nikita and he said you can only get to icebreaker if youve done the survivor ending
The credits roll with a bunch of silly animations of our PMCs and the bosses playing around
Any idea when Unheard will get both faction’s clothing for Arena?
Tarkin popping in for the credits
Hold up
At the end of the credits it plays a bonus scene
Business man in a suit with an unheard pin picks up a phone
??codes
Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26
“They what?!! I’ll be there right away, this can’t happen.”
holy peak
TO BE CONTINUED… in… RUSSIA 2028
Russia isn't making it to 2028
You never know
Actually how tf are we have way through 2026
I thought it just started like a month ago
raid ending
you'll never guess the plot of 2028
:O
That would be a good ending because I get my shit blown smooth off
“In the end, tarkov caught up to me faster than I thought…”
Absolute cinema
us taking on 90 something AI in terminal is pure larp
reality is we wouldn't make it probably
aight guys im back
He says “you are tarkov”
Steam
id just make a whole new pc and accounts tbh
🥹🥹
everything reset
i fully reinstalled windows and shit
Lost his operator
deleted all the partitions on every drive
Demoted
hurrasy!!
howd you lose mod lmao
He got hacked
seeing the blue name was cool
discord and instagram
Yeah he clicked a link from Mr beast
no i didnt
what'd they do on dis?
??butch seems to say so
post bad stuff?
Because of the news about tomorrow’s patch, I can’t sleep I keep thinking about the patch nonstop 😩 😂
He became mr.beast
Memorial day too so most of the US folks are off
im dhing bro 😭
no we arent
icebreaker tomorrow would be huge but i doubt it
does tarkov still wipe or are they not doing that anymore since 1.0? its been like 7 months
butch has the brain of an orange cat btw
How come you never DM’d me about crypto butch??? I can’t go to the moon???
Smh fake friend…
dont talk shit about stan the man
??wipe
As of 1.0, the game entered a permanent wipe state, meaning we will not see any more wipes on the main character.
Kindly wait for seasonal characters (can't find the link for it, sorry.).
??wipe
??seasonal
^
we got japan day in germany today or yesterday lmao
Seasonal characters are wipes in all intense and purposes
1-2 months should be wipe
guys i havent beat the game yet did they add multiplayer to the endings or are you still solo?
Icebreaker more like not happening

?
1-2 months from now until wipe
i was about to say 1-2 months per wipe is ass
also that doesnt really work ngl
Oh its happening
seasonal will be fine
iceberg patch?
Not necessarily tomorrow though
why not?
4 hours min small?
I agree that's not small and also they always delay it 2-3 hours every single time...
and correct the codes
so were looking at 8-9 hours
if you've been here any amount of time you'd know that's not reliable
i've seen 12 hour patches lmao
i have been here since 2023 but i left after my acc got hacked
things are simply not so simple
i should start replacing my 3rd mag with rounds ngl
as in 3rd mag total or 3rd mag in your rig
how long did labrynth patch take?
if they manage to squeeze in icebreaker tomorrow ill be pleasantly surprised but i doubt it
total
I actually missed that one so I don't know :(
but icebreaker will be bigger
or maybe just 3 mags and ammo
i dont remember but it was quick
tomorrow is the patch number that has icebreaker in, according to roadmap
??roadmap
Preliminary roadmap for #EscapefromTarkov for the first half of 2026. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521645013277474826/1473640144665051311/Roadmap_for_the_first_half_of_2026.jpg?ex=69a81555&is=69a6c3d5&hm=0cbca04fb0f3dbd07596f02014386eadecf210c6d4549dfbad59facab7d1e157&
oh?
gg
theres actually gonna be a couple things added this patch
little piece of insider info for y'all
thank me later
omg is that new update tmr icebreaker
update will feature gb and mb as a measurement for the size of the downloadable content!
thank me later
guys i need help
This event can’t be over soon enough. I can’t wait to not be head eyed from a rogue who is looking the other direction snapping at me as soon as I look at him
Why are people so crazy hyped out about icebreaker event?
i cant remember what stuff i had installed on the pc before i wiped it
??codes
"vegetation rework", hope to see this one soon 😄
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i need ideas
it'll also have a vegetation rework i think
cuz new content bruh we need something
Recording software, other steam games
amd adrenaline maybe
^
Roadmaps are subject to change, we'll know tomorrow with the patchnote
msi after burner
you should get 2.5k from mrbeast butch
need that
Domontovich alr confirmed
butch showed me the patch number ye
fucking HYPE
the picture of the patch announcement confirmed it before Domontovich
Well yeah but BSG is stupid so
Where is it then
What is coming with the new patch ?
@obsidian portal here

New map, lore, boss, gear, loot and something to do after 3 months of them putting reskinned raiders on random fucking maps
you still have time to do the event
its doable in under 6h
lame
ive started running the pyke hat with earbuds way more than im willing to admit

sylvi no lik tarkov
Nah like I said the event is actually gonna be a new AI is breaking the ice and the faction name is “IceBreakers” and we gotta do a mechanic taskline to figure out what it is
peacekeeper wants me to stay on shoreline tho
anything not to play smh
Hey is there way to see when is next wipe ?
Correct
you just hate me
There's no wipe anymore
You got your title back 🎉
that hats so expensive tho
🤔
Only when Seasonal character will be available, wipes will happen again, but only for these
Untrue
Oh shit so is it worth it to grind or rather wait for the next wipe ? Kinda got the game recently and been only doing pve but yeah was going to wait till a wipe .Not to keen to get railed by a chad 😂😂
Since there's no wipe for this character you don't need to wait
I mean that’s gonna happen anyway regardless of their gear 
Seasonal characters will be separated from the current one. Like PvE
Yuh
Aaah okay did not know that that pve was like never wipe didn’t know they doing seasonal characters now
well sergei posted on twitter "yes, tomorrow" in response to the tarkov account posting the patch
there is no wipes
True
so i would hope its tomorrow
it's not available yet, and Seasonal character will be PvP only
And according to Nikita season system is planned for July
we established this below my comments yes v_v
are you franch canadian??
No
Aah okay cool
😂😂
tehehehe
Nothing like seeing a scav in a dead end room so you just rush in there to stab them and it turns out to be a reshala guard with a full rhys helmet. I have no idea how I'm alive
lol
Whiffed the roll on identifying the boddies on the floor, but nat 20'ed surviving the shootout at point blank with a melee out
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#screenshots message Armor carried, all that damage was from me stupidly running in there.
do transits count as "survived raid on x map"?
In most cases yes
if you extract successfully on the proceeding map
(Be warned: Some quests will fail that objective if you then go on to die)
its for a daily btw
ahh
Those don't care if you then die as long as you leave the map alive
the entire time in a raid regardless of transiting is considered 1 raid
has anyone been getting kicked out of games randomly
I think theoretically if you have a survive customs twice for example you can go customs, transit factory, transit back to customs, and exfil and it'll count as 2
Yes, but most quests will accept transitting out as a survive even if you die afterwards, their objective updates the moment you leave the map
Again, some quests will then fail that objective if you die even on a completely seperate map, even if you actually exfilled then went back in normally and died
i cant say ive experienced that, though ive never considered transiting to do operational tasks
Operationals do not have that second condition, they only care you leave the map alive, what happens after doesn't matter
noted
bomber beanie bounced it
fuck, I forgot about the run through timer lol
got out 30s too early so thats it for my little test
Make sure you guys buy every red rebel for the jaeger path where he says “my guys will map a route to the ship, pay me and bring the supplies, then we’ll talk.”
It did complete anyway lmao
you can literally do a run through transition and it counts as survived for dailies
yeah transits are not run throughs
Because the raid is still continuing
(Plus transitting gives enough XP that you can immedietly leave on the next map with a survived status)
tarkov reinstalled
ayo
Butch is red again!
hes red



