eft-chat

[high acorn]

Probably Geon then

[tall citrus]

tomorrow

[frank brook]

not a bad guess

[royal sinew]

swapping armor with guard armor from sani and UN is so painful

its like micromanaging in a gunfight

[tall citrus]

they said they were extending the event until 25th

[royal sinew]

im praying that icebreaker comes out tmw

[burnt flame]

so tomorrow then in my place

[burnt flame]

depends. timezone

[tall citrus]

they like to end events in the morning of the day, so like 10am BST

[burnt flame]

lot of youtuber gonna livestream... lot of pvp enjoyer gonna beat my ass

[royal sinew]

anyways UN armor customs yay

thats the only map left

[vestal rampart]

this game is crashing alot more now

[royal sinew]

yep

[vestal rampart]

this event sucks ass

[echo belfry]

so tmrw we getting the event ig?

[royal sinew]

chance

obv not 100% but good chance

[tall citrus]

i was hoping to escape before icebreaker but im on my like... 8-9th run. those black division guys are no joke

[royal sinew]

nerfed BDIV btw 🔥

[tall citrus]

i hope the entrance isnt on shoreline

[royal sinew]

istg if its another shit transit

[tall citrus]

it likely will be i dont know what else they will make it

[amber estuary]

woods

[royal sinew]

never had to be a transit btw

[solid trout]

Ok I've fallen in love with the RFB for sniping

[tall citrus]

im unironically thinking it will be on lighthouse island lol

[solid trout]

She don't miss

[tall citrus]

like fr

[high acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/comfy-pepe-3d-watching-tv-gif-25917174

[errant pagoda]

When are patch notes released?

[tall citrus]

when the servers go down

[royal sinew]

bsg devs finding out not every new area has to be a transit

[burnt flame]

that's suck prediction... those idiot gonna spawn like 20 or 50 more

[vagrant sequoia]

@sharp sandal tomorrow we break some ice?

[sharp sandal]

Oh yeah.

We breaking some fuckin ice tmrw

I got acid greens too

Im gonna test how attentive BSG is

[high acorn]

Mushrooms are nice

Especially if fried

[sharp sandal]

i believe it

[tall citrus]

if the entrance fee is cheap i want to try zero to heroing it lol

[frank brook]

mushroom bad

[normal thunder]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
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[high acorn]

Shut up Wheaties

Rat

[normal thunder]

Are we nothing but fat chuds

[frank brook]

Shut up feet boy

[high acorn]

We all fat

[sharp sandal]

??butch

[reef condor]

@knotty musk https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1484521263199424604/1488922371992846527/togif.gif?ex=6a13c144&is=6a126fc4&hm=39e2a7869ee0abb9149efdef71515a1cf1f7009e0c868831f33910c433e48663&

[high acorn]

Feet are life

[sharp sandal]

@rotund brook dont you have that profile thingy too

mr feet clapper

[high acorn]

I remember when some guy from here gave me shit in DMs and called me a cow, so I moo’d and then he fucking blocked me

Was rude as fuck

[frank brook]

worst i've gotten was a guy calling me the b word for hispanic people

shit didn't even make sense

I think I said like 2 spanish words or something

[granite token]

BURRITO

[vagrant nova]

@rotund brook click the link i send u if u want a free audi r8 ‼️

[high acorn]

Sent it ya in dms

[high acorn]

Dats vicked

[vagrant nova]

😭

[royal sinew]

ive been called a slur twice by the same region of players every time cuz its in their name. both started over a disagreement 🔥

[solid trout]

When you get headshot your screen should just instantly go black

[zenith estuary]

Icebreaker coming tmrw??

[stray heath]

yes

[royal sinew]

everyone thinks so. not confirmed.

[zenith estuary]

W

[molten trench]

Watch it be 24 hour maintenance instead of 6

[jade mulch]

did icebreaker not come with this update?

[stray heath]

design manager at BSG, said: Yes, tomorrow

[molten trench]

No

[royal sinew]

because bsg always tells the truth guys!

[stray heath]

yep ur right

[royal sinew]

aint that right EOD owners

[vagrant nova]

discord tokenbreaker coming tomorrow guys

[royal sinew]

anyways got loaded late into my raid cuz game crashed thanks nikita

so fun

[stray heath]

pff unheard > EOD

[royal sinew]

soloq irl statement

[stray heath]

LUL

[royal sinew]

i wouldnt hate TUE players if they werent so fucking annoying about it. like unironic

so many TUE players will go "its perfectly fine wdym"

250$ btw

[solid trout]

I bought unheard for the kukri thats about it tbh.

Everything else is a bonus.

[royal sinew]

i dont even like the kukri 🥀

[jade mulch]

i can deff respect that

[frank brook]

its astonishing how consistent the pattern of genuine low iq tendencies with those people are. Like each one is at a base level of mentally inept

[royal sinew]

the only thing id run unheard for is clothing and now i feel gross with the double faction shit

[royal sinew]

there's a reason i shittalk the region of players.

every time i play on it. including earlier all deaths are rats. no aggression.

[solid trout]

eh, i like it. Means I can run my BEAR clothes without having to wait for some kind of reset.

[royal sinew]

PLAY BEAR YOU FUCKING COWARD

[solid trout]

Since I'd change between wipes so I have sets from both sides

[royal sinew]

worst part is im probably maining USEC after P4 because of facetats

[topaz plinth]

hey, are there any news on linux support by any chance?

[molten trench]

No

It's coming, just no news

[daring saffron]

Is icebreaker coming out tomorrow?

[royal sinew]

10 minute latespawn big red. well the temptation to DC and go next is high/

[fossil quarry]

everytime i run a raid in pvp i remember why i play pve, there has been like two encounters since i started playing pvp again where i got into a fight instead of being headshotted from who knows where

[topaz plinth]

👍

[molten trench]

So that's on you then

[royal sinew]

im sad to say i tried linux and swapped off due to tarkov

avid mainstream OS hater

still on windows 10 baby

[molten trench]

I've never tried linux tbh

[royal sinew]

def confusing. def worth.

just cant do certain things

cuz its so hard to support linux

[fossil quarry]

indeed, im just pretty bad at tarkov

[royal sinew]

in all fairness most PVP deaths are due to dogshit players who rat or exploit

[midnight moon]

is 1.0.5.0 the icebreaker patch?

[royal sinew]

if ur skilled

dont forget altyn became popular for a reason

hardcore wipe taught people why

[low patio]

ah yes, hardcore wipe taught people that lvl5+ armor on head is good....shame people didn't wear them before....oh wait, they did

[granite token]

lol

dude thinks hardcore wipe is when altyn became popular

[royal sinew]

you wanna tell me altyn/tagilla were widely used before hardcore?

cuz im not so sure about that one lmao

[granite token]

they were, especially before the restrictions on buying them

[royal sinew]

profile showcase when

mr know it all

[silk prairie]

didnt getting t5 ammo become horrible in hardcore

[heady tinsel]

это тот самый патч что на тестовой ?

[high acorn]

English

[royal sinew]

неправильный раздор (wrong discord translated for mods)

[heady tinsel]

more bite

[granite token]

You think Altyn wasn't popular before flea restrictions
tell me you haven't been playing long without telling me

[heady tinsel]

это тот самый патч с тестовой ?

[high acorn]

Thanks

[royal sinew]

you wanted prestige to be easier. im not gonna do a dick measuring contest about who didnt touch their account for longer

[royal sinew]

my message is translated using google. idk what they said

[silk prairie]

still wrong language vro

[granite token]

Idgaf about prestige, I can't be assed, I don't like level 1 skills. I'm never doing it
I just think it's really funny how mad people like you get about it

[royal sinew]

they're asking about if ETS is the same patch as main

[heady tinsel]

hahah

[royal sinew]

yeah well unlike sub 2k hours (such as oneself) we dont need T5+ consistently

[granite token]

1v1?

[royal sinew]

the entire point of prestige was the challenge

if you cant see that it wasnt for you

[granite token]

1v1?

inb4 pathetic excuse

[royal sinew]

maybe if you show your profile. lmao. #screenshots right there

[granite token]

LOL

figured

[royal sinew]

i dont wanna bully a low hour

[lusty escarp]

is there a tab on the discord to report cheaters

[frank brook]

english only english only!

stop now!

[granite token]

You can see my stats if you hop in a call with me, I just don't want you bitching out when you see you're gonna lose

[royal sinew]

hey i gave you a way. its a very simple way. if you wanna 1v1 you'd be able to take a SS of your profile no?

[smoky breach]

waitin for butch to be red so i can bully them

[granite token]

hop in a call and I'll show you

[silk prairie]

tarkov is the last game i thought i'd see this happen

[royal sinew]

nah im busy rn ill wait for the ss @granite token

[silk prairie]

"1v1 me broooo you're ass bro you cant have opinions"

[granite token]

LOL

smart dodge

[royal sinew]

its not a dodge. its an ask.

[granite token]

don't call people trash and low hour if you're gonna bitch out of a 1v1

[royal sinew]

you wanted a 1v1. i already asked about that ss.

[solid trout]

says the guy refusing to send a simple screenshot

[royal sinew]

you can prove me wrong by showing it.

[granite token]

I'm streaming in a call, you can all see it
I just wanna hear you bitch out to my face instead of over text

[royal sinew]

#screenshots right there

[low patio]

was just looking at how low k/d people are atm, then noticed my kd dropped as well. Did they finally take scavs out of kd calc?

[silk prairie]

why though?

[grizzled scroll]

NOOOO!!!

[granite token]

https://discord.com/channels/521608697764380694/1478415875164868608
come see

[solid trout]

They did

[grizzled scroll]

I, CHOOSE, DEATH!

[solid trout]

Stop dodging and post ss

Or forever be known as a timmy.

[royal sinew]

who said i wasnt busy?

[strong shale]

Yay icebreaker next update

[grizzled scroll]

got my new 8g septum in

shes a biggin

[frank brook]

minotaur man

[heady tinsel]

where ru chat ?

[grizzled scroll]

i can send u it in dm

[royal sinew]

crazy how ppl cant accept that they arent the first priority

[granite token]

You can come see too
wouldn't you want to hear the guy bitch out in a call instead of over text

[royal sinew]

main character syndrome my beloved

#screenshots is right there bro just click

[granite token]

lol you're so busy you've been spamming this chat for how long?

[heady tinsel]

why u send me dick ?

[royal sinew]

its called a phone

[heady tinsel]

blocked dm sorry

[grizzled scroll]

what

[heady tinsel]

it not u

xd

[granite token]

you're not on one, it would have auto-capped that, nice try lol

pathetic

[smoky breach]

when evemt

[royal sinew]

has never heard of settings

[smoky breach]

event?

[knotty monolith]

So 1.0.5.0 is ice braker?

[solid trout]

I'm busy sniping on reserve

[silk prairie]

yeah because settings dont exist

[smoky breach]

yes

[tacit meadow]

is arena getting update yet?

[knotty monolith]

hype

[heady tinsel]

#eft-announcements message now in ETS ?

[frank brook]

why is the RU server not listed in regionals?

[grizzled scroll]

its old

[granite token]

If I post screenshot will you 1v1 or will you come up with another excuse?

[knotty musk]

Fuck my chud life

[royal sinew]

as i said its what i asked for. im just waiting.

[knotty musk]

No

[royal sinew]

doesnt mean ill 1v1 u rn as i said im busy but sure if u post a ss

[silk prairie]

butchinchud 😂

[grizzled scroll]

it was the 2ndish server

[granite token]

LOL

[solid trout]

Just do it, cause if he backs out then you get to laugh at him instead of us laughing at you

[elder narwhal]

??code

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE |
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[knotty musk]

??butcu

FUCK

[frank brook]

butcu

[grizzled scroll]

i cant send it in ur dms @heady tinsel it wont let me

[silk prairie]

??butch

[reef condor]

@knotty musk https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1484521263199424604/1488922371992846527/togif.gif?ex=6a13c144&is=6a126fc4&hm=39e2a7869ee0abb9149efdef71515a1cf1f7009e0c868831f33910c433e48663&

[solid trout]

Laugh at this man

[silk prairie]

you'd think an eft mod would be more careful

[knotty musk]

Guys I have to fully reinstall my windows yippieee

[grizzled scroll]

butch not only lost mod perms but his p6 b4 handholding

[frank brook]

have fun nerd

[granite token]

just ping me when you're ready and I'll post screenshot, I know if I post it now you'll puss out and I won't get the chance

[knotty musk]

Bruh its not like I downloaded anything in the last month or clicked any links

[solid trout]

Just fucking post it now and stop delaying

[royal sinew]

ok bro have fun coping with that .3 kd and 600 hours

[silk prairie]

oh yeah must've been a hooded man who broke into your house and hacked your pc

i hate you butch 😡

[granite token]

who tf are you

[solid trout]

Any longer and I'm calling it photoshopped just post the damn thing @granite token

[knotty musk]

Only thing I can think of is HWMonitor

Which was compromised recently iirc

[solid trout]

Your pimp if you don't post that ss soon

[knotty musk]

Shut it krumel

[wanton dagger]

[granite token]

Ping me when you're ready for the 1v1

[grizzled scroll]

[paper pumice]

It's getting boring you alpha sigma chads

[solid trout]

I don't see no fucken screenshot, you aint upheld your end of the bargain yet

[solid trout]

Only if you updated it

[granite token]

What bargain, he hasn't done shit

[austere obsidian]

wait did butch get hacked

[granite token]

not like he posted one

[sharp sandal]

Yeah.

[wicked grotto]

Ohh so i'll play some ABI tomorrow, cool 😎

[grizzled scroll]

rip

[royal sinew]

stay mad .3 kd

[solid trout]

You want a 1v1, he wants a screenshot. You're the one asking, so you do your end first.

[granite token]

He said he can't 1v1 now, I'm not gonna drop a screenshot for nothing

[grizzled scroll]

skif?

is that you?

[sharp sandal]

lmao i just realized how much time has passed lmao, i've been off celexa for 9 months

poggerz

ALSO i cant fucking wait for icebreaker

[austere obsidian]

he fell for the mr beast thing?

[sharp sandal]

Im gonna try to break the map with Blue flares and Acid Green flares

[solid trout]

Holy excuses. Aight, whatever screenshot bro posts is photoshopped. He's just beating around the bush to give himself time to do it.

[sharp sandal]

No

[wicked grotto]

😄 Yes

[sharp sandal]

Probable token grab.

[grizzled scroll]

have you ever taken wellbutrin

[gritty wadi]

!roadmap

[solid trout]

Let it be known, Cakes In A Pan is a timmy.

[silk prairie]

just type in your profile cakes in a pan

[gritty wadi]

/roadmap

[sharp sandal]

Im trying to stay off antidepp completely.

[silk prairie]

some1 can check

[sharp sandal]

It ruined me psychologically.

[royal sinew]

except disproving ur a shitter who doesnt play

[harsh shell]

taking btr rn while my PEASANT teammates walk

[vagrant nova]

i did and it didnt work lmao

[granite token]

Can I ask, why would the person asking for a 1v1 need to photoshop?
wouldn't the 1v1 itself decide if I was a shitter?

[grizzled scroll]

unfortunately i am dependent on them

without lexapro i feel horrible

[royal sinew]

i just wanna see some stats from real raids. that simple.

[sharp sandal]

damn

[solid trout]

Mate this entire conversation has decided you're a shitter.

[austere obsidian]

same with my meds

[barren tapir]

Let the voices win

[sharp sandal]

wtf is going on/

Are 2 people fighting again

[grizzled scroll]

it often doesnt

[granite token]

would you like to 1v1? Or do you need to see stats first too because you're scared?

[vagrant nova]

is the sky blue

[royal sinew]

guy disagreed with me and wants a 1v1. i asked for a SS prior and that's the only req for me to agree. he wont do it. 🔥

[vagrant nova]

is butch‘s name blue

[sharp sandal]

no but i am

[solid trout]

Bro demands a 1v1, person he wants to 1v1 wants a profile screenshot, Cakes is suddenly trying to find any way out of the situation lmao

[grizzled scroll]

arena tourneys when?

[vagrant nova]

why are you blue 🗣️

[barren tapir]

Fuck stats how many bosses have u meleed

[granite token]

I'm still trying to 1v1

just don't want people pussing out when I post stats

[grizzled scroll]

id play comp in arena if they brought back tourneys just for comp

[granite token]

hop in call and see them for yourself

[smoky breach]

do rouges count?

[sharp sandal]

Isn't it better to just ignore and move on?

[solid trout]

Oh no I know you'd win in a direct 1v1. I'm a sniper, it aint anything special to beat me at close quarters.

[grizzled scroll]

with rewards n shit

[royal sinew]

.3kd isnt scary

[barren tapir]

Reserve rogues sure those mfs r scary

[solid trout]

But I will end your ass from 700m happily

[granite token]

then come 1v1 me

[wicked grotto]

Secret member of Blue Man Group 😄

[barren tapir]

Normal rogues no

[smoky breach]

then 3

[marsh tendon]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[royal sinew]

not the point. i stated my req bro. its that simple.

[solid trout]

Why would I ignore it and move on? His rage is entertaining

[smoky breach]

i may have ran out of ammo

[granite token]

so do you want to hop in the call and see the stat?

[sharp sandal]

because continuing shit could get you in trouble lol

[grizzled scroll]

well with butch gone this leaves a new hole in the moderator sector

[barren tapir]

I wish there was more boss achievements 😔

[sharp sandal]

Not gonna say that im gonna tattle

[grizzled scroll]

dont worry guys ill step up

[barren tapir]

Actually crazy last resort LMAO

[vagrant nova]

i lowkey want to beef with someone now

[sharp sandal]

But just in general, shit usually gets heated with certain people in this chat .

[royal sinew]

no one's gonna talk to you in voice bro just go to #screenshots

[solid trout]

Nah I'm good. I'm not the one you want to 1v1 anyway

[tall citrus]

its just been leaked: entrance to Icebreaker is via water-mobile Armored Personell Carrier. you spawn with your team with a 20 minute cutscene of just loud BTR noises

[royal sinew]

this all started over them saying prestige being piss easy is good btw

[granite token]

I know, but you could see stats so you know why I think other guy will puss out when I post them

[sharp sandal]

In a way, it is, other way, it isn't.

Prestige 1-2 being easier is fine, but 3 and 4 isn't.

[wicked grotto]

You should duke it out with a guitar duel a la Retro Poland style 😄

[grizzled scroll]

btr might be one of the most nerveracking rides to depot ever

[sharp sandal]

Then again.

[solid trout]

Just send me your in game name I'll check them myself

[grizzled scroll]

imagine if you could blow the btr up

[sharp sandal]

I want Prestige 7-10 to be released already.

[solid trout]

Saves mobile data too.

[royal sinew]

even then they can just give anyone with good stats

[granite token]

that's why I'm offering to stream it

so you can verify it's me and no photoshop

[royal sinew]

character
overall

[barren tapir]

Nah send videos ruin that mobile data

[knotty musk]

Yeah i think it auto updated it

[smoky breach]

yea just wack the shit out of them lol and run like hell bc theres always 12 others near by

[solid trout]

I'll just tell him to change his hat, that reflects on the profile screen

[granite token]

I could just send an overall of someone else lol

[royal sinew]

no you cant. this tab if you just fully SS it guarantees its yours

[granite token]

no it doesn't lmao

[royal sinew]

the fact u even thought about it says alot

[granite token]

There's millions of options online

[smoky breach]

@knotty musk insert bully messege here

[royal sinew]

"im not ducking my 1v1 you're ducking!"

[sharp sandal]

Bro @granite token @royal sinew why tf you two still arguing about this shit

[pale smelt]

Love all the crashes and freezes. Glad our update was to implement more

[sharp sandal]

just stfu and move on man, holy shit.

[granite token]

I'm literally sitting in a call and you're dodging

[vagrant nova]

ive seen enough, give this man senior mod role

[solid trout]

I love how I pointed out exactly how I can verify it's him and he immedietly latches on to a different line

[visual sphinx]

arguing w the guy who cries on discord all day expecting him to 1v1 you

kekw

[granite token]

Oh I'll send it, let me boot game so I can change hat

[visual sphinx]

this guy will not fight you

[wicked grotto]

Idk but imma just let the kids fight it out among themselves on their 1v1 ducking vs goosing or some shit 😄

[granite token]

Yea I know lol

[solid trout]

Aren't you in a call to show your stats?

[calm nest]

30 minute helicopter ride

[solid trout]

Don't you already have the game open?

[barren tapir]

Me when I flex pve stats

[granite token]

was on arena, waiting

[sand pendant]

oh boy, icebreaker tomorrow

[granite token]

what hat you want

[sand pendant]

gonna be lit

[sharp sandal]

#13 Beginner zone.

[solid trout]

I don't even know your profile name yet bro

[barren tapir]

Nah I still doubt it 😔

[royal sinew]

and i said im busy. .3kd till you prove it.

[barren tapir]

Watch it literally be the last day of the month

[granite token]

you gonna leak it?

plz don't

[solid trout]

changing your hat when I can't watch your profile update don't help your case

[visual sphinx]

busy but sat on discord bouncing messages back and forth

aight sonion

[solid trout]

I'm not the kind of person to do that

[tall citrus]

the intro task at least. they may release a couple tasks a day

[solid trout]

Your rage is fun but I aint that much of an asshat

[smoky breach]

one of the 5 oce players are here

[barren tapir]

We can hope

[granite token]

Dm'd

[barren tapir]

Prayge

Please no more filler events

[smoky breach]

just depends is he aus or kiwi

[solid trout]

Throw on a green bandana @granite token

[tall citrus]

presumably there will be rogues on the boat

[frank oar]

is ice breaker supposed to come out tm?

[smoky breach]

no

[visual sphinx]

supposed ti

[sharp sandal]

Highly likely @frank oar

I'd give it a 98% probability lol

[visual sphinx]

whether it does is a different question

i could see the 2% coming true

[granite token]

done

[barren tapir]

We kill the people on the boat then hijack the boat

[visual sphinx]

im tryna hold wedges mp7

[solid trout]

I mean, above average stats sure, but considering your hour count thats kinda low

[gusty hollow]

how do you get assault carbine expert achievenment

[granite token]

true, I spend all my time sherpa-ing timmys tho

[solid trout]

12k hours, 52% survival rating. 1.37 KD is decent I suppose.

[smoky breach]

1000 assult carbine kills

[visual sphinx]

kill 1000 fools with assault carbines

[wise geode]

Assault carbine

[solid trout]

You're a factory player I can see that much

[wise geode]

I barely know her

[granite token]

lol

[visual sphinx]

yo i have 420 hrs and .98 kd am i valid

[granite token]

now tell dude to 1v1 me

[blazing plume]

"decent"

[visual sphinx]

im hard stuck .98 kd

[solid trout]

Bro's got a magical nade launcher on his gun wall, loaded with 6 nades lmao

[smoky breach]

just kiss and move on

[solid trout]

This is PMC K/D

[vagrant nova]

fr

[solid trout]

1.37 PMC kills per life

[knotty musk]

:(

FMCL

[blazing plume]

lmao

[smoky breach]

butch mute these guys arguing

[silk prairie]

butch dont worry you can start over becoming a mod all from the start

[solid trout]

Bro's arena stats tab doesn't work, hmm...

[silk prairie]

its just like prestiging in the hit game escape from tarkov

[solid trout]

Oh yeah, he's prestige 0

[granite token]

Does that tab ever work? Happy to share screenshot of that

[solid trout]

But tbh I'm not pretiged at all too simply cause I don't wanna reset till I complete the story

[granite token]

fuck prestiging
shit rewards
level 1 skills
no ty

[barren tapir]

Prestige doesn’t matter anymore 😔thanks Bsg

[blazing plume]

total kill and raid count is way more important than kd or sr ever will be

[errant pagoda]

what kd is considered "good"

[barren tapir]

I’m so glad I grinded prestiges

[solid trout]

Shit wait you are an Arena main. I've almost got the same amount of raids and I'm still quite a few levels behind.

[granite token]

over 1 usually

[solid trout]

Technically, 1.0 K/D is considered average

Cause that means every time you die you at least take a PMC with you

[errant pagoda]

i have a 1.25 kd with 1000 raids and around 600 kills and still feel I am pretty bad at the game

[granite token]

no 1.0 is higher than average
lotta deaths come from scavs and bosses

average is prob around .8

[barren tapir]

Me when I die to a 0.13 kd player

[solid trout]

Those are the ones you gotta watch out for

[barren tapir]

Who one taps my shit while I’m running

[sharp sandal]

bro i went to the toilet

washed my hands, made a sandwich

Ate the sandwich

[barren tapir]

Was it fun

[sharp sandal]

Came back and this shit still ongoing?

[solid trout]

Theres a point where their K/D is so low because they are stealthy af and just don't fight people, but they can happily steal your kneecaps if they want to

[vagrant nova]

what did u put on the sandwich tho

[blazing plume]

🥀

yeah bro the .02 kd guy is actually a DEMON you don't get it

[barren tapir]

I’ve ran into bots tanking kds

[errant pagoda]

is 41 ergo and 71/176 recoil a good mutant build?

[barren tapir]

5 people naked laying in a bush

[errant pagoda]

suppressed

[sharp sandal]

boiled eggs, ham, cheese, cucumber and lettuce

Shit went hard

[blazing plume]

meh i would get higher ergo

[barren tapir]

Not moving

[sharp sandal]

OH and tomato

[solid trout]

don't get me wrong, theres also actual shitters in that category

[barren tapir]

Add avocados to that

[blazing plume]

you mean all of them?

[sharp sandal]

hello tank

[sharp sandal]

nah

I get slight allergic reactions to Avocado.

[errant pagoda]

i killed a 0.04 kd level 25 earlier today , crazy shit

[vagrant nova]

sounds fire

[solid trout]

But I've seen a PMC with a low K/D but like 90% survival rate and knew how to fight, he just usually got jumped by AI and died.

[barren tapir]

Damn 😔

[knotty musk]

:(((

[sharp sandal]

Tongue and throat swells a bit whenever i eat avocado

[granite token]

tell that mfer to 1v1 me gosh dag nabbit

[sharp sandal]

[vagrant nova]

:(

[solid trout]

Like the usual AI bullshit

[knotty musk]

Im ultra sadge

[blazing plume]

yeah no that person is definetly just ass lol

[vagrant nova]

my shayla 😭

[sharp sandal]

i get it man

shit sucks

[knotty musk]

Got hacked, working when icebreaker drops, had to pick up human shit today, supervisor walked out, have to reset my pc

[solid trout]

I watched him go into bunker with his duo, and he killed the 5 man squad down there solo, then proceeded to wipe the rogues that spawned after the power was hit mid fight.

[knotty musk]

Its all happening

[silk prairie]

Sissy

[solid trout]

He just doesn't get into fights often and dies to the occasional rat and AI airburst

[barren tapir]

Have u tried telling them to stop

[silk prairie]

cant handle the power of the allergic reaction

[vagrant nova]

:((( im sorry to hear that man

[knotty musk]

And it turns out I have a faulty USB port on my front panel

[barren tapir]

Also like lowkey wouldn’t icebreaker be a bad time to mod?

[knotty musk]

Because I got a "critical hardware failure" when I started moving files

[solid trout]

Aight I'm bored, what weapon should I snipe with next? Reasonable suggestions if at all possible

[barren tapir]

Moujnir

[silk prairie]

mcx with a bipod

spray their ass down

[solid trout]

working on unlocking that

[barren tapir]

Nah .300 is so slow

[silk prairie]

730 meters twin

[errant pagoda]

VSS

[knotty musk]

What sucks more is how fucking slow windows media creation tool is

[solid trout]

I actually snipe with the VSS

[barren tapir]

Windows has been hot ahh for a minute

[silk prairie]

butch could your day get ANY worse

[barren tapir]

I’m so tired of the bloat ware

[solid trout]

I've sniped with 5.45 US

No round is too slow for me.

[merry grail]

when does this event end

i want to be able to task bruh

[barren tapir]

Ap.20s

[barren tapir]

Probs today

[teal monolith]

is it allowed to purchase expansions via vpn? my internet gets slower and website takes forever to load without and im about to purchase unheard

[merry grail]

does icebreaker come out when this event ends

[barren tapir]

We don’t know we think but no way of knowing for sure

[silk prairie]

@solid trout long barrel stm-9 with rip ammo

and a bipod.

[barren tapir]

34 mm scope

[solid trout]

Bet

[silk prairie]

or sag ak. i guess

[merry grail]

is it true icebreaker is gonna be a pve based map

[knotty musk]

Icebreaker is 100% tomorrow btw

[barren tapir]

0 clue would assume it would just link to account

[surreal moth]

idk aboiut that

[knotty musk]

Shut up fed

[barren tapir]

Man I’m flying tomorrow

[surreal moth]

idk who youre talking to blue boy

[merry grail]

can u teach me how to fly

[solid trout]

thats what I used when sniping with 5.45 US

[barren tapir]

No I’m not the one flying I’m just a passenger

[merry grail]

damn

[solid trout]

It's gonna be terminal styled iirc

[barren tapir]

I wanna know how to fly but I don’t have money for a plane

[solid trout]

So you could backstab others, but everyone can work together

[teal monolith]

so i dont get locked to the vpn im connected to?

[knotty musk]

Damn

[merry grail]

yea but its only who you bring in yea

[barren tapir]

I have no clue tbh

[teal monolith]

alr

[barren tapir]

I have never vpn to play a game

[merry grail]

iwl

i bought unheard

and i dont even use gamma bro

[silk prairie]

why

[merry grail]

I have theta

[silk prairie]

yea

theta better

[barren tapir]

Gamma doesn’t matter when u can get kappa

[knotty musk]

Kappa is bad tho

[merry grail]

or when you are prestiege 6

[silk prairie]

you make me sad

[knotty musk]

Can't put plates, headsets and masks in it

[silk prairie]

also that

[barren tapir]

But you can with theta?

[silk prairie]

yup

[knotty musk]

You can with theta

[barren tapir]

What

[knotty musk]

And gamma

[barren tapir]

Why is that a thing LMAO

[uncut parcel]

Ice breaker tomorrow 😄

[knotty musk]

They just dont share the same rules

[uncut parcel]

1.0.5 has to be!

[signal horizon]

does glukhar spawn in the middle of train station rn?

[silk prairie]

complete 90% of quests for worse theta

[merry grail]

any of his spawns

[silk prairie]

well sidegrade

[knotty musk]

??roadmap

[barren tapir]

I thought they all shared the same rules this is news to me

[reef condor]

Preliminary roadmap for #EscapefromTarkov for the first half of 2026. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521645013277474826/1473640144665051311/Roadmap_for_the_first_half_of_2026.jpg?ex=69a81555&is=69a6c3d5&hm=0cbca04fb0f3dbd07596f02014386eadecf210c6d4549dfbad59facab7d1e157&

[knotty musk]

Correct

[barren tapir]

But my kappa is tatted

[knotty musk]

Nope

[barren tapir]

The drip factor

[knotty musk]

I have loui piton gamma

[barren tapir]

My cooler png

[knotty musk]

So i win

[vagrant nova]

bro flexxing fake LV secure container

[barren tapir]

I haven’t gotten it yet

I’m debating to continuing to prestige tbh

[merry grail]

dorms marked worth using or selling

[barren tapir]

They r just gonna make it easier next year lmao

[merry grail]

lvl 26 btw so i cant sell for a while

[barren tapir]

I’d hit it but I like gambling

[silk prairie]

use it up and you get lots of goods

[merry grail]

i mean its my second key

[silk prairie]

all the shit in it you can just sell to vendor and make more than sell price

[barren tapir]

Sometimes sometimes the market wacky

I’ve sold green for like 3x

But other times it is trader price

[calm nest]

Guys you’re all wrong

It’s a new event called “The Icebreakers,” new mechanic taskline

There’s an AI named “IceBreakers” that are breaking the ice to reach something

And you need to help mechanic learn what it is

Also they spawn on every map in 50 locations and you have to kill 900 of them

[merry grail]

i cant buy or sell keycards on flea tho

[vagrant nova]

also they are in your sight when you spawn in

and for some reason we have another 40 spawn locations on the shoreline scav island

[lilac crag]

does anyone know why tarkov and arena are both extremely quiet? i have everything maxed out

[merry grail]

sound wise?

[lilac crag]

no, my microwave is acting up visual wise

[merry grail]

check ur volume mixer/headset volume

[lilac crag]

and nothing is maxed out, everything is at 1

[barren tapir]

To get on the boat u gotta learn how to swim

[merry grail]

no need to be an ass

[barren tapir]

How to fly

And build snow gear

[merry grail]

are we flying ghost of reserve style?

[barren tapir]

Not to mention know how a nuclear engine work

[barren tapir]

Idk they done got a mf helicopter for icebreaker tho

[merry grail]

flare extract

obviously uou arent flying the helicopter though

[royal sinew]

stomached through killa armor by AP

[barren tapir]

Calling in a helicopter evac

[merry grail]

coz someone is already in it]

[royal sinew]

this game is so doghshit

[merry grail]

yes AP does armor pierce

[barren tapir]

Killa armor bad granite plates bad

[royal sinew]

its ok to be disabled]

please never speak again

[barren tapir]

Granite plates r paper plates

[calm nest]

Last task is called “Let’s break the ice,” you have to turn in 20 found in raid red rebels

[knotty musk]

[royal sinew]

doesnt get 2 tapped by AP 9mm

[barren tapir]

One fight and them shits r toast

[calm nest]

And 50 found in raid paracorda

[merry grail]

☠️

[barren tapir]

Maybe hit neck then stomach

[calm nest]

Butch am I gonna get banned for leaking BSG secrets about the event tomorrow

[merry grail]

they deadass gon require red rebels for sum

[vital sail]

fence has a big ass fucking nose dude

[vagrant nova]

seeing butch so down makes me so sad

[light glade]

Thats why he buys cheap and sells expensive

[vagrant nova]

also get 20 pmc kills with 9x19 guns over 50m

[calm nest]

Why don’t you kiss him then

Marry him maybe

[vagrant nova]

😭🥀 jealous ahh

[barren tapir]

I wonder if you will need to get a FIR RR for a trader or sum shit

GM counts

[plain goblet]

Icebreaker tmrw?🥹✌️

[strong spear]

Yes

[royal sinew]

i remember why i like flea restrictions now and even with them it doesnt matter because the monkeys behind the armor system in this game are fucking morons

[barren tapir]

It’s not confirmed 😭😭

[plain goblet]

Took them long enough

[royal sinew]

2 tapped by 9mm to my fucking stomach because this game is dogshit 🔥

[vital sail]

can yall bring vaseline down to 40k on flee

[strong spear]

I'm surprised they didn't push it back and they did say it was this month 🤷

[plain goblet]

Well I'd argue that the event extension was a small pushback itself but it's still may so

[vital sail]

you need 2 FIR RRs for prapor

[feral stratus]

anyone know whats the next patch about?

[barren tapir]

Nah but for icebreaker taskline

[strong spear]

Fair enough

[vital sail]

oh

[barren tapir]

I’ve already done that one

[barren tapir]

Nothin yet but people think icebreaker

[plain goblet]

Have hope gang❤️‍🩹

[feral stratus]

Oh hope it's icebreaker

[barren tapir]

Man I’ve been hoping for like 2 months 🥀

[fringe jasper]

44h hour player camping tagillas hideout in interchange with 50%+ surv rate and above 1.0 kd. legit or nah?

[plain goblet]

We all do💔

[fringe jasper]

Pretty sure it is

[feral stratus]

also pray for the frames per second

[barren tapir]

Might’ve heard u and froze

All new players freeze

[feral stratus]

insta spawn crash lmao

[amber estuary]

and an optimized tarkov that doesn't turn my computer into a space heater during the summer

[barren tapir]

I hope they make people who sit still sneeze

Or cough

[knotty musk]

I think i have queued all of my important stuff for transfer onto an external drive

[smoky breach]

your goint to miss something

[knotty musk]

Yeah i fucking know

[feral stratus]

oh true, my room gets real hot when I play Tarkov

[smoky breach]

well dont miss it then

simple dudble check

the check the check

[knotty musk]

Let's be real

[smoky breach]

then tell check to check

[knotty musk]

If I'm out here forgetting something

Its probably not that important

[smoky breach]

true

[amber estuary]

I was able to fix this some by reducing my cpu PPT in bios. Half the heat generation while playing. Tarkov only uses a couple cores, so the performance loss is like 2% frames for me.

[alpine arch]

is razor scope broken? i see distortion on the lens when i ADS

[smoky breach]

could it be ur gpu

[alpine arch]

its the only scope to do it

[rigid zephyr]

patch tomorrrow hype hype hype

gotta be right

[brittle perch]

Ah blue boy Butch

[vital sail]

what do i do if someone got in the btr with me

[brittle perch]

Pray you have good aim and a faster trigger finger

[vital sail]

will cover fire not work

[smoky breach]

or buy cover fire

[vagrant nova]

same side ?

[brittle perch]

Cover fire can work, depends

It can bug out

[vital sail]

i did but he got out and its not shooting

[smoky breach]

he might not have ran infrount of the btr

or insight of the gun

thats why i wish the big gun worked lol

[silk prairie]

add control of the btr gun when you buy cover fire

give that shit a jacked thermal and make it so you can shoot it yourself

[vital sail]

holy shit this dude sucked balls

[brittle perch]

The code would implode

[vital sail]

mxlr on m4

but fuck now the btrs gone

[smoky breach]

na just long ass quest line for it

[merry sail]

People would 100% do it

[kindred lichen]

tmrw icebreaker???

[brittle perch]

Yes

[vital sail]

please tell me btr will come back or something

i gotta give it the tank battery

[brittle perch]

Depends how long is left in the raid

[vital sail]

21 mins

[merry sail]

Yikes

[brittle perch]

You might get him with 2 minutes left

[silk prairie]

btr driver is a bitch. but not as much as lightkeeper

[vital sail]

fuck my life

[silk prairie]

fuck lightkeeper

[merry sail]

He’s not too bad, he’s more boring then anything

Barely offers anything at all as a trader

[vital sail]

wait why are there scavs her

[merry sail]

But I like that he’s part of of the story

They spawn every now and then

You in train depo?

[brittle perch]

^

[vital sail]

ye in train

[merry sail]

Yea they can spawn there

[vital sail]

i wanted to use the toilet key to get the battery

but fuck im stuck here now

[merry sail]

You missed the timer?

[vital sail]

the dude that was with me sent it away pretty sure

[silk prairie]

actually no changed my mind

[merry sail]

Oww

[silk prairie]

btr driver is good ignoring some quests

lightkeepers just a bitch though

[vital sail]

i killed him but

idk if i can get out now

[merry sail]

You hit the btr?

[vital sail]

no

[merry sail]

Oh then you might be good

[vital sail]

yeah but idk where the btr went

16 minutes left

[merry sail]

Hopefully it arrived soon

[vital sail]

depot house toilet key is the one right

[merry sail]

If you haven’t used the key already I’d just reset by 10 minutes left, depending on the extract

[merry sail]

Correct

[knotty musk]

[vital sail]

i only care about giving him the thing so ill wait till last minute

[merry sail]

Hello regular name guy

[knotty musk]

Hello operator

[sharp sandal]

Alright lads.

I'm off to bed.

??butch

[reef condor]

@knotty musk https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1484521263199424604/1488922371992846527/togif.gif?ex=6a13c144&is=6a126fc4&hm=39e2a7869ee0abb9149efdef71515a1cf1f7009e0c868831f33910c433e48663&

[sharp sandal]

good night

[knotty musk]

What is an operator

[knotty musk]

I found a ledx what is it

Is it rare

[sharp sandal]

@stuck hornet help your british mayo eating brother.

[merry sail]

Oh no

“When’s wipe”

[knotty musk]

I sold it to fence

I read on reddit that wipe is Thursday is it true

Verybadscav told me

[vagrant nova]

😭

[merry sail]

Spot on

[knotty musk]

Thanks I try

[manic ermine]

butch

[vagrant nova]

seeing his name as a light blue is such a fever dream

[trim plinth]

@knotty musk aint no way you clicked a link?

[manic ermine]

did you get hacked?

[sharp sandal]

??butch

[reef condor]

@knotty musk https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1484521263199424604/1488922371992846527/togif.gif?ex=6a13c144&is=6a126fc4&hm=39e2a7869ee0abb9149efdef71515a1cf1f7009e0c868831f33910c433e48663&

[knotty musk]

I didnt click shit

[silk prairie]

wipe is actually on september 31st 2026

[manic ermine]

what the fuck happened

[knotty musk]

And yes I got hacked

[manic ermine]

cuz that shit was sussy

[trim plinth]

[knotty musk]

Instagram too

[trim plinth]

is okay butch it happens to the best of us

[strong spear]

lmfao

[knotty musk]

It was a token grabber I believe came from a software auto updating

[merry sail]

Oh yikes, they used your account to send a bunch of links?

[knotty musk]

Yeah

[trim plinth]

but damn that's fucking sucky

[merry sail]

Happened to my friend too a couple years ago

[knotty musk]

Yeah I'm not a fucking moron who clicks links and downloads shit

[mystic blaze]

??event

[reef condor]

Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!

[trim plinth]

also finallyyyyy icebreak is coming!!!

[knotty musk]

Just something I missed on my pc, I usually turn all auto updates off

[vital sail]

it came back 🥹

[merry sail]

Windows updates?

[unreal geyser]

Are we getting the new unity engine with 1.50.0??

[knotty musk]

Everything. Anything I download gets auto updates disabled

[mystic blaze]

Is goons always up on shoreline now with event?

[silk prairie]

Bro gift $50 @ everyone @ here

[merry sail]

Oww… I got work to do then

[knotty musk]

I must have just missed something

[vital sail]

btr driver is so goated 🤧

[strong spear]

Except the one thing that was a virus apparently

o7

[knotty musk]

Astronomically small odds unfortunately

[strong spear]

Least you got it back fast

[knotty musk]

Yeah it didnt last long, I was in my account watching it send the images to people

[vagrant nova]

there is a new token grabber going around

[knotty musk]

Thankfully a shit load of people messaged me on different platforms telling me I was hacked

[manic ermine]

happy you got your acc back

did they take your tarkov

[vagrant nova]

did you download some mods butch ?

[manic ermine]

cuz that would fucking suck dude lmao

[knotty musk]

Nah

[vagrant nova]

for DnD or something like that

[knotty musk]

Nope

[reef ether]

i'm not, i thought we finally got rid of him

[silk prairie]

butch... name 1 thing only butch would know

[reef ether]

[silk prairie]

like your SSN

[manic ermine]

thats fucked

lmaoo

[knotty musk]

I only have my debit card and the funny numbers on the back

[kindred lichen]

butch is tmrw acc icebreaker

[strong spear]

:O

[knotty musk]

Yes

[strong spear]

The Icebreaker patch for tarkov is guna hack butch again

[knotty musk]

Its kerman i swear

[kindred lichen]

do need lightkeeper butvch?

[knotty musk]

Idk

Im not a crystal ball

[kindred lichen]

u are

answer

[strong spear]

lmao

[solid trout]

You know you now AI too well when you can tell when Tagilla using a specific weapon is a bug or not

[manic ermine]

I gotta get back into tarkov

my gaming burnout has been generational

[knotty musk]

My windows reinstallation burnout is generational

[manic ermine]

real

[vagrant nova]

:((

[civic widget]

Butch cyan

[manic ermine]

FUCK I FORGOT I CANT GIF REACT

[civic widget]

What the hell

[strong spear]

o7

[silk prairie]

is tagilla supposed to use rshg-2? urgent question

i can hear him running

[kindred lichen]

lol ex staff

am joking

[solid trout]

lmao

[knotty musk]

Accounts got hacked via token grabber

[manic ermine]

im going to blow up your computer

[kindred lichen]

please dont ban me

[solid trout]

In my case he used his shotgun when his AI should have been telling him to use his hammer

[kindred lichen]

wait

[civic widget]

What did you click 😭

[kindred lichen]

ex staff

[vagrant nova]

i got an arena weekly "win one match" in CPT for 650K roubles and 27K xp wtf

[manic ermine]

no more tarkov for you

[kindred lichen]

[knotty musk]

Literally nothing

[strong spear]

All bosses using rocket launchers would be a banger event

[manic ermine]

hi saphy

[solid trout]

I used a gun from a distance, then let him get close. His AI should have chosen his hammer but it decided not to.

[silk prairie]

fuck no

[civic widget]

O_o

[knotty musk]

Didn't download anything, didnt click anything

I was at work when it happened

[civic widget]

Ello

[silk prairie]

tagilla dies suprisingly fast to headshots

[civic widget]

And how the hell

[shy drift]

buy unheard? nah Factory new temukau m4

[kindred lichen]

w waht powers

[silk prairie]

i sprayed his ass with 7n42 and he died in 3 shots

[odd oak]

https://tenor.com/view/small-cat-cat-dance-sleepy-kitten-pathetic-cat-kitten-hold-gif-2871114101866651462

[manic ermine]

I have my sources

Fokka murder him

[shy drift]

-£120 but it looks good so

[kindred lichen]

Sshiet

[civic widget]

No damage done on your end hopefully at least

[shy drift]

i can go negative with style

[strong spear]

His mask is made of very resilient tin foil

[knotty musk]

Emotional damage and time lost

Resetting my entire pc

[civic widget]

Well as long as you didn’t lose contacts and conversations group chats and stuff I think is oki

Yeah def reinstall

[solid trout]

whats the shortest shotgun I can slap a suppressor on?

[silk prairie]

this is true

[surreal moth]

stop bullying butch

i’m sick of it

[civic widget]

I wonder how it’s even possible without clicking on links though, that sucks

[surreal moth]

i’m taking names people!

[manic ermine]

butch are you p5 yet

[odd oak]

I ordered my evil USEC twin to invade his game and murder him

[tall citrus]

dont you backup your data

[manic ermine]

LETS GO

[civic widget]

He’s p6

[silk prairie]

hes p7

[manic ermine]

Im afraid to get back into tarkov

[idle pivot]

why are the evidence folders for the ticket now spawning in?

[manic ermine]

cuz of prestige mfs

[surreal moth]

i believe in you

[tall citrus]

people not backing up their data in 2026 is crazy work

[knotty musk]

Im prestige 6 level 32 or 33

[strong spear]

He will forever be bullied (until he becomes red again O_O )

[civic widget]

I played for the first time in like 2 months a day ago

[manic ermine]

ima shoot em with 9mm and theyre gonna laugh at my face

[civic widget]

Knocked the event out

[surreal moth]

how was it

[kindred lichen]

did he get kicked

[manic ermine]

i need some carrys to get me back into the swing of things

lol.

[kindred lichen]

tank and butch are twinsss

[manic ermine]

when you get hacked you lose your mod privs here obviously

[smoky breach]

dont like the needin to go to reserve for those thingys

[strong spear]

I'd guess so, since his account was spamming links everywhere.

[surreal moth]

yeah but you scav it and they’re basically free

[silk prairie]

good thing the discord didnt get spammed with pings

[surreal moth]

and easy as heg to get

[manic ermine]

i mean as mods we cant ping the server anyway

[kindred lichen]

ooof

[silk prairie]

this is. for the better

[civic widget]

We should eliminate all scammers and scammer services providers, in Minecraft of course

[strong spear]

Yup

[kindred lichen]

how do u know

[manic ermine]

theres over 500,000 people here

lol

[stuck hornet]

We’ve all tried

[silk prairie]

we should kill them in gta rp

[strong spear]

Why stop at minecraft :D

[civic widget]

My lawyer told me to

[surreal moth]

nice

[silk prairie]

your lawyers a bitch

[calm nest]

Just ping everyone manually smh

[surreal moth]

chill

[kindred lichen]

play pillars of fortune on mc saplinga

[stuck hornet]

It’d be dangerous if we could ping everyone

[surreal moth]

i’m his lawyer

[hushed dust]

are rogue spawns on ligthouse decreased right now?

[strong spear]

It would be really funny to see 20 thousand people leave as soon as the third ping in 2 minutes dropped though

[civic widget]

I’m retired from that game

[stuck hornet]

Imagine butch could ping everyone

[surreal moth]

imagine how much money mr beast would have to give away

[grizzled scroll]

butch cant do much of anything right now it seems

[strong spear]

A shame :(

[civic widget]

Retired at the top of PvP leaderboards at the end of a nice summer a loooong time ago

[manic ermine]

you should see how mad people get when colonel has to ping the server with information back to back

[knotty musk]

Fuck now I need to figure out which drive is my usb

[silk prairie]

good god.. 3 pings.. 😨

[vagrant nova]

was it mr beast for you guys lmao

[strong spear]

I can't imagine lol

[surreal moth]

[grizzled scroll]

chatgpt which driver is my usb

[civic widget]

LOL

[surreal moth]

ask the hacker

he seems to know what’s he’s doing

[civic widget]

I wonder if you ran an AI model locally if it could locate the source of the token grab

On your own machine

[knotty musk]

Well we'll find out if that was the correct boot order

I hate reinstalling windows ffs

[calm nest]

We need to get someone to be the next @ for everyone

[knotty musk]

All my preferences

[kindred lichen]

howd u get hacked twinion

[grizzled scroll]

is this a seperate butch account or did the hacker just like take everything

[calm nest]

Sacrificial lamb

[frank brook]

its 1 of 5 countries and we can't do anything about it lets be real

[silk prairie]

missed opportunity to install linux and have a reason to quit eft

[knotty musk]

If I knew that I wouldnt have gotten hacked bruh

[strong spear]

??butch

[reef condor]

@knotty musk https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1484521263199424604/1488922371992846527/togif.gif?ex=6a13c144&is=6a126fc4&hm=39e2a7869ee0abb9149efdef71515a1cf1f7009e0c868831f33910c433e48663&

[tall citrus]

someone called Butchette with a very attractive profile picture sent me a dm " 😘 hey honey hot stuff 😍 "

[kindred lichen]

BAHAHAHHA

I REMEBER THAT HJAPPENING TO MY FRIENDS

[strong spear]

Actually the best command in the server

[calm nest]

Honestly I pledge Larry changes butches name to “Everyone”

[silk prairie]

second to

??geon

[reef condor]

@glad wadi https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521620522304405504/1463309598441209970/image.png?ex=69735703&is=69720583&hm=daef3fb587320962517edbcc14834647bd7615273ea227325a51a81608efd85f&

[grizzled scroll]

??kwon

[kindred lichen]

they left the dc call after playing all the same game on itch

[silk prairie]

??windex

[reef condor]

https://youtu.be/QG6uB6x-gDo

[strong spear]

How did I never know about this lmao

[kindred lichen]

they dropped like flies

[vagrant nova]

was it mr beast for yall ? it was andrew tate for me lmao

[glad wadi]

Yo