eft-chat

[edgy nest]

u can just link the launcher to your steam account

[knotty musk]

it will use the highest edition of both accounts

[tiny nova]

Thanks y'all

[edgy nest]

and then u dont gotta buy it on steam to launch it thru steam

[tiny nova]

will it still show me playing EFT on steam? I just want my casual friends to know I play real games

[edgy nest]

uhhh maybe

[tiny nova]

i'll probably just buy base but thanks for the tip

[edgy nest]

man no wonder they made unheard

[spring crystal]

no icebreaker?

[lavish oak]

End of may

[warped canyon]

I assume either icebreaker starts on the 25/26th

Or the 29th

The friday

[granite token]

that's wild

[oak granite]

Yo yo I've sent two tickets to try and work out an error code ive been getting since Tuesday

No ones replied any help lads

[granite token]

throw it in #community-support

[oak granite]

Cheers ears

[tiny nova]

😂 😂 i'm kind of joking but it would be helpful for my friends to know if i'm in EFT or another game

[mortal leaf]

gonna sound stupid, im sorry, but have you pasted the code into google? its how i solve a majority of my problems

[oak granite]

Yes tried all work around ive seen since Tuesday lol

Its doing my heed in

[unique agate]

cheater compensation🗣️ 🗣️

what the fuck did they increase it?

[mortal leaf]

sorry homeslice

[unique agate]

i got 186k

[oak granite]

Cannot launch more than one game at the same time

Error: 103007

[granite token]

ya

[mortal leaf]

have you checked your task manager to see if another instance is barely running of it?

like functionally closed but still """running"""

[harsh shell]

we should all put ground zero as the map we want more tasks on to make everyone suffer on gz

[granite token]

die

[mortal leaf]

as long as its not streets

i fucking hate streets

[oak granite]

Its not showing i tried that

No sign of tarkov running on task manager

Im writing a write up in #community-support

[harsh shell]

im assuming youve tried a reinstall

[barren tapir]

Blow up the pc

[granite token]

have you checked to make sure you don't have conflicting or colliding install paths for arena and normal tarkov

[mortal leaf]

i got like 20 task to do on streets

[oak granite]

Only browser

[mortal leaf]

im not

[oak granite]

Launcher***

[barren tapir]

Multi task and endure

[mortal leaf]

fuck that, that map can go die

fuck skiers atms

[harsh shell]

if the people in community support cant figure it out i would try a reinstall

[barren tapir]

Nah lighthouse worse

[oak granite]

Ive not checked this

[mortal leaf]

lighthouse i enjoy infinitely more

[oak granite]

Thanks

Might just go for it

[barren tapir]

Choke points on choke points

[mortal leaf]

at least on lighthouse when i kill the sniper scav, 3 of his buddies dont spawn on his head

and then, AGAIN after i kill those three

[granite token]

ew

[mortal leaf]

dont get me started on all the goddamn mines on streets lmao

lexos makes me wanna pull my fuckin hair out

[granite token]

mines near lexos are easy af to avoid

[mortal leaf]

not near

in

[granite token]

sure

[floral edge]

!reminder 135m arena dailies

[reef condor]

✅ I will remind you in 2 hours, 15 minutes at May 22, 2026 at 16:45 UTC

[mortal leaf]

the mines inside lexos fuckin kill me all the time

kaban wont trip em, gus wont, but i will

[barren tapir]

Stay away from the edge of the building

[granite token]

yea idk I've never had a problem with those lol

[mortal leaf]

its a skill issue im certain but i just dont like the map

[echo belfry]

have devs said anything else about icebreaker like when its out?

[mortal leaf]

the whole idea makes me wanna top the gennie off and call it lmao

[mortal leaf]

supposedly next week

[echo belfry]

peak

Im curious to how it works like if its a transit map like labyrinth that stays perma

[mortal leaf]

i havent the faintest brother

[harsh shell]

W survey

[knotty musk]

its confirmed to be a permanent map after the event

[mortal leaf]

idk if i wanna play arc or mc

[harsh shell]

2 electric motors, 2 PGWs, 2 elite pliers, a moonshine

thank you bsg

glory to nikita

[edgy nest]

sts2

[echo belfry]

reckon you can fight black division in that map?

[mortal leaf]

whats that

[knotty musk]

no idea

[echo belfry]

hoping we see them more in events

[edgy nest]

game

[knotty musk]

we know black division will be roaming maps during seasonal

[mortal leaf]

the name i meant

[knotty musk]

season 1 at least

[echo belfry]

yeah bc they have some sick armor n shit I wanna use

[cerulean sedge]

Does anyone know the survey rewards?

[floral edge]

w

[quaint sable]

when you getting on?

[floral edge]

im free in an hour 25

then free till monday

[cerulean sedge]

Goddamnit, I have been looking for those pliers everywhere. They decide to wait until I'm on vacation to give them out with fir status

[echo belfry]

Also, what does EOD get me? I recently got back into tarkov and upgraded to unheard but ik I keep the EOD benefits

I remember smth about free DLCs and some seasonal stuff

is it like clothes?

[unique agate]

another timmy squad murder on customs

do not hipfire the velociraptor holy fuck i couldnt kill a guy standing 4 meters in front of me

[harsh shell]

might be a skill issue

[vagrant nova]

scorched earf

[quaint sable]

bro is NOT a point fire demon

[knotty musk]

chat

i might have flubbed my assessment

[harsh shell]

cultist circle has given me 3 6 hours in a row

i am pleased

[unique agate]

nevermind bro

one timmy had penis helmet and knights rig

[quaint sable]

gg time to move onto the next job.

[unique agate]

and the other guy i couldnt kill had scav cap on and full gen4 armor

[nocturne valley]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[unique agate]

thats why i couldnt kill him lol

[vagrant nova]

what happened buh

[knotty musk]

i still have 1 more portion of the assessment to do

but uh

[floral edge]

dogshit hipfire at the gain of being a headshot demon

[knotty musk]

my performance in the one i did today

was not good

[quaint sable]

lock in butch jesus

[floral edge]

do you need me to motivate you

[harsh shell]

we have pointfiring outside of RPM how can a hipfire be bad

[unique agate]

thank god they were timmies

[harsh shell]

im yet to have a gun where i cant just hipfire at head

[knotty musk]

well i had to record myself giving examples where i demonstrated specific behaviour in the past

[floral edge]

oh

[unique agate]

if they were just slightly competent id be cooked

[knotty musk]

i did loads of research into possible questions

[floral edge]

i tohught you meant assessment for lk

[harsh shell]

maybe i will try the velociraptor and find out later on

[knotty musk]

and prepared loads of examples

memorised it all

[vagrant nova]

wot

[unique agate]

icebreaker is pve map guys?

[knotty musk]

none of the questions that got asked were prepared for

[knotty musk]

supposed to be until the event is over

[floral edge]

trust me im gonna feel that on monday

[unique agate]

im excited af

[floral edge]

25 question exam out of 300+ random questions

[vagrant nova]

are u talking about your police application or assessment for lightkeeper 😭

[knotty musk]

the job

bruh

[harsh shell]

my hungry ass could not be a police officer

[knotty musk]

lightkeeper does not want to know my past experiences

i managed to actually spit out examples but on the first one i got stunlocked half way

and just sat there in silence

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-staring-meme-kurt-angle-staring-gigatnos-gif-1532715423575739716

[unique agate]

did i just shoot a jet propelled fucking round or what

[floral edge]

are they having you record your assessments

[unique agate]

i killed a scav from 2 meters and he flew away

[vagrant nova]

i feel that butch 😭

happened to me in an interview aswell and my face went red lmao

[knotty musk]

2 of them are video recorded answers

its not live but i have to record it

[floral edge]

yeah

ive had to do 3 skills demos and send them

meant to be 5 mins long, all took like 1.5 hours each

[knotty musk]

one of them was about admitting to mistakes

bruh i dont make mistakes

im different

[floral edge]

i never make mistakes

[harsh shell]

viinex blushing gg

[floral edge]

and if i do

im fucking lying

[barren tapir]

Maybe but I’d def try to dabble it in more and more especially if u can run the map at decent fps it probs has some of the best reward to it

[knotty musk]

its someone elses fault

[quaint sable]

this is what i would say if i was a police offer too

[floral edge]

how about we swap

[barren tapir]

Holy chat scroll down bro I was behind

[quaint sable]

body cam off btw

[floral edge]

i do your video demos

[unique agate]

i just killeda fuckign cheater

what the fucjk is happening this raid

[floral edge]

you do the use of a 2 way radio, removal of drunkards, and arrest of a shoplifter

[vagrant nova]

couldnt u just say u are a perfectionist or something 😭🙏

and you have problems admitting your mistakes

[knotty musk]

no LMAO

[unique agate]

he had no armor and both AXMC and TKPD lol

[knotty musk]

that is not demonstrating integrity

[floral edge]

you know what else doesnt demonstrate academic integrity

a little note infront of the question sheet

[unique agate]

21 rounds of lapua ap

[knotty musk]

any evidence of reading from a script or pre prepared notes is automatic failure

[royal flare]

The Chemical Brothers - Go moment.

[floral edge]

thats why the little note is above the question sheet

mabe they're stricter there

[knotty musk]

also just to note

[floral edge]

if i gotta think i look down at the questions for a moment, im not staring into the camera for a minute

[knotty musk]

i had 1 minute to think of examples

[floral edge]

how many more assessments have you got left if any

[knotty musk]

1

but this next one is like

[floral edge]

what is it

[knotty musk]

im given a scenario and 4 questions i have to answer from the perspective of a copper

and then i get more information

[floral edge]

easy enough

[knotty musk]

4 more questions

then more information

4 more questions

then more information

and a final 4 questions

[granite token]

what is this job

[knotty musk]

police in london

[floral edge]

hes a donut muncher

[granite token]

You're trying to be a cop in london?
Good luck lol
don't get poked

[knotty musk]

ahhhh ill be fine

[floral edge]

surely they give you a vest atleast

[barren tapir]

Chainlink armor

[knotty musk]

damn sanitar kinda got moves

[floral edge]

appl3 moving up in bsg ✨ ❤️

[granite token]

also don't be lame
lotta videos of UK police that are pretty goofy

[unique agate]

nooo i fucking died to some extract camper

i had the cheater kit on me

[knotty musk]

i think im pretty normal, i have seen some goofball videos tho

[vagrant nova]

all fun and games until they pull out your liked ig reels

[knotty musk]

i dont like reels on instagram

[acoustic otter]

reels r cinema

i wouldnt live without them

[vagrant nova]

except when its football probaly 😭

[barren tapir]

Comments on insta reels r cinema

[knotty musk]

you think i like football?

[vagrant nova]

maybe

[floral edge]

scar sam faking goals

[old kraken]

100 percent spawn rate rn?

[vagrant nova]

do u like cricket

[knotty musk]

what

its just a shit post

[floral edge]

tinfoil maxxing

[old kraken]

oh

[surreal moth]

ok

[knotty musk]

if jumping to conclusions was a sport

you'd win a medal

[surreal moth]

facebook grandma joke

[floral edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/786169414705479721/1105558384289259550/271353815_716512199312677_8490104677917520073_n.gif

[old kraken]

it doesn't take much to win medals thesse days

[surreal moth]

wow, 🎖️ heres a medal for most obvious comment

[old kraken]

HOORAY!

[quaint sable]

im going to the dark side

[floral edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-light-kyle-crane-you-goddamn-stupid-fucking-kid-dying-light-2-dying-light-the-beast-gif-11330453832303982028

[wide temple]

Are the infos about when seasonals start?

[knotty musk]

july

[wide temple]

Thanks! I guess thats all there is right now right? They never were about to give a lot of data...

[knotty musk]

thats all

[floral edge]

happy july 4th my friend!! its america birthday, hooray!!!

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-back-away-dog-leave-disgusted-gif-15798798190133447846

[floral edge]

sorry man im just spewing shit for the next hour

sitting here with 1 hour of sleep

[surreal moth]

ts not july yet

please don’t culturally appropriate our holidays

[knotty musk]

🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🎆 🔫

[floral edge]

appropriate these nuts

[harsh shell]

ok

[tribal kayak]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[tall citrus]

hey so because i got the terminal explosive charge in a scav box i can bring it with me forever until i escape w

[knotty musk]

w

[tall citrus]

even special slots reset too right?

[knotty musk]

yes

whatever is used inside terminal gets reset

[tall citrus]

nice big w

[woven fjord]

normal gear as well?

[surreal moth]

yeah

[woven fjord]

wow

[surreal moth]

you could go in terminal, drop your whole kit and run around naked and die, and when you get back to your stash it’s all there again including bullets

and other consumables

[woven fjord]

sweet i will do

[surreal moth]

it basically saves the moment you go into terminal

however if you outside the gates like by a camper, well you’re hosed. that’s like dying in raid normally

[stuck hornet]

it took fed 7 attempts to do terminal

[spring crystal]

anyone know when icebreaker is out

serious replies

[livid tulip]

the survey reward was ass cheeks

[barren tapir]

13 years

[stuck hornet]

it took 2 seconds to get free loot

how are u complaining

[barren tapir]

They said may but like we ain’t got much time left

[knotty musk]

any time between the 25th and the end of the month

[livid tulip]

2 seconds if youre skipping through like a loot goblin

[spring crystal]

Thank you for the serious reply butch.

[surreal moth]

yeah but mind you the first 2 were me exploring and not actually trying, the third was at 2am when i was beyond dead

then i had a couple of really trying and a final

[barren tapir]

Some people on motorcycles really be riding around with ulach on

[surreal moth]

words

[woven fjord]

more like the ssh-68

[nocturne valley]

wtf is going on with eu servers rn??

[slate salmon]

no clue

just dc everytime i get back in

[surreal moth]

interesting

[quartz cedar]

there is issue with EU server? my friends and me got 220~ ping

[barren tapir]

I’ve seen those too

Someone’s chewing the cords again in eu

[quartz cedar]

same for me I have issue with EU W server

[nocturne valley]

yeah bro i ran a scav and a pmc run on eu west and i keep pinging out

[mortal charm]

i am going to tweak so hard

[slate salmon]

welp gg to my stuff lol

oh well

[woven fjord]

whats that sorry? couldnt hear you from all the optical fibers i am eating

[mortal charm]

i just lost evrything lol

[fair jacinth]

gg eu servers

[slate salmon]

insurance got me

[barren tapir]

NOT THEBFIBER

[mortal charm]

thank god some random rogue killed me so i didnt just lose all my shit

[loud radish]

can't load into a raid? you having same problem

[mortal charm]

i wouldnt even bother rn, good chance that even if you get in you will get dcd

and not be able to re connect

[sand pendant]

nah, fuck arena

im not playing this shit until audio is fixed

i literally cannot hear ANYTHING

steps dont exist

[fair jacinth]

keeps kicking us out, when we rejoin it shoots us up to 220+ping

[quartz cedar]

plz fix EU server..

[slate salmon]

yeah its cooked

[fair jacinth]

just sent me back halfway across customs 😂

[rain wind]

way better than the last few surveys

[surreal moth]

[fair jacinth]

Elite Pliers came in clutch

[rain wind]

FR

[sand pendant]

dont look a gift horse in the mouth

[rain wind]

why is that

[sand pendant]

cuz some people here complaining about survey reward

[knotty musk]

surveys shouldnt have rewards

[tight jacinth]

Get more people answering with rewards

[knotty musk]

it adds incentive for people to just skim through and select any answer

to get rewards as fast as possible

[spring cave]

Hello! Is there any chance to get in contact with BSG admins? I have in game issue that caused my Ending problems.

[knotty musk]

the incentive should be providing bsg with feedback, not loot

[knotty musk]

??br

[reef condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523438319929917441/1357862181311615208/N50ll0g.png?ex=67f1bf33&is=67f06db3&hm=ea8a8942b7eea52effa8b85950c0cfed7ace61fc267342834a1660ab4334887b&

[tight jacinth]

Adds incentive for people to actually answer as well, we saw how good the prestige survey went

[spring cave]

Is it possible to message You via DM's, Sir?

[sharp sandal]

Exactly.

[tight jacinth]

Maybe we get psycho sniper only 1 kill now, or a psycho questline with all wep types 5 kill no deaths

[knotty musk]

No, we do not provide in game support

[woven fjord]

same as the irl paid surveys

[spring cave]

So how could I get in game support w/o tickets? Cuz its important for me .

Is there any way?

[knotty musk]

you dont

its tickets

thats the way

[woven fjord]

too important for a ticket?

or what

[elfin ruin]

Bro thinks he’s him

Nikita gotta reply personally

[knotty musk]

but out of curiosity what is the problem

[fresh leaf]

are servers a bit cooked?

[fair jacinth]

servers are getting air fried rn

[minor grove]

Yes EU WEST and EU South are Timed out

[fresh leaf]

ah thats what i thought

[elfin ruin]

He pressed the wrong dialogue option now he’s on an ending he doesn’t want

[fresh leaf]

lol

[knotty musk]

or he did the button-flashdrive thing wrong on interchange

[wheat haven]

Why?

[sharp sandal]

Butch would be the expert in that issue.

[fringe jasper]

Did killas spawn chance get a nerf?

[barren tapir]

Nope

[knotty musk]

this fucking emote again

[elfin ruin]

He’s also an expert in mayonnaise

[knotty musk]

i am mayo man

[minor grove]

dont know servers are cooked

[knotty musk]

i had boiled eggs on toast this morning

[elfin ruin]

[knotty musk]

covered in mayo

[sharp sandal]

[woven fjord]

mayp? whats that

[elfin ruin]

You had eggs with more eggs on toast?

[knotty musk]

yes

[sharp sandal]

Look i'll just say this.

[knotty musk]

egg^2

[wheat haven]

Is NA servers fine?

[sharp sandal]

Colonel roasted your ass multiple times

Since seeing that mayo pizza.

[knotty musk]

thats fine

[elfin ruin]

That’s like putting ketchup on your grilled tomato

Sick freak

[knotty musk]

his roasts mean very little

[sharp sandal]

You preemptively roasted yourself to prevent colonel from roasting you

And you still failed

[sand pendant]

you are genuinely sick.

[spring cave]

Sir, I didnt press anything... Thats the problem. I was waiting for an option when I ended up in my desktop for no reason.

[elfin ruin]

I don’t know why you’re telling me

[knotty musk]

theres nothing wrong with some mayo

[elfin ruin]

Tell support

[stuck igloo]

Servers cooked rn?

[sand pendant]

you would put mayo on mayo

[knotty musk]

amen

[fringe jasper]

Just deal with it. Not that big of a deal. sir

[spring cave]

Deal. I will prestige and then You farm me next 500mil, deal? Not that big of deal anyway.

[sand pendant]

fuck man, arena has been more painful than main game

[minor grove]

yes servers are timed out for all of EU

[woven fjord]

were you in dialouge when the game crashed, and when you restarted it had picked a response for you?

[fringe jasper]

Its a game. Nothing crazy

[pale loom]

Mayo is the #1 condiment btw

[surreal moth]

egg and mayo

[sand pendant]

wrong

[knotty musk]

thank you

[surreal moth]

i like bbq sauce and hot sauce and mayo and ranch and secret sauce

[knotty musk]

bunker boy is #1 eft chatter now

[woven fjord]

ketchup sweeps sorry

[sand pendant]

bunker boy deserves to be banned

[woven fjord]

secret... sauce...?

[knotty musk]

bunker boy is officially under my protection

[sharp sandal]

@surreal moth

[pale loom]

my local donair place knows me so well from my fatass frequently visiting that when any of their employees ask me if i want all the sauces someone will butt in and go "only mayo"

[sharp sandal]

@glad wadi

there

[pale loom]

😭

[sharp sandal]

the betrayal runs deep

[pale loom]

big back boy

[spring cave]

I just click to talk with Kerman, he was doing his speech and then prolly on moment I had to choose should I work or no it frozen.... Crashed... I load back in and my case is gone now and its says talk with Mechanic... By ending, I had to keep it and open myself

[knotty musk]

holy based

someone get this man some mayo

[surreal moth]

it’s okay, i’m under @elfin ruin protection even if he refuses to acknowledge my amazing dms

[sharp sandal]

@pale loom

[fringe jasper]

Whats gng talkina abt😭

[sharp sandal]

This your boy?

#eft-chat message

[surreal moth]

time for a haircut again

[knotty musk]

listen

bunker boy

[pale loom]

don't even joke about that garlic mayo 👀 👀 👀

[knotty musk]

ima need you to hear me out

look at that image with an open mind

[candid laurel]

why i cant start raid?

[pale loom]

There is nothing but positive thoughts in my mind about this.

[candid laurel]

first time i got serwer disconnect and i go back to lobby with no insure

[surreal moth]

damn

[knotty musk]

MODS PROMOTE THIS MAN

[sharp sandal]

HOLY GLAZER

[barren tapir]

Wait that’s mayo and not ranch on pizza

[knotty musk]

holy fucking w

[surreal moth]

yeah

time to vomit

[knotty musk]

top 1 eft chatter

[barren tapir]

MAYO ON PIZZA????

[pale loom]

Glaze? no. Truth and no bias towards a GOOD sauce? Correct.

[halcyon ore]

can someone explain to me the new wipe system like im 2 years old

[surreal moth]

[sharp sandal]

@glad wadi this guy thinks he's you

fail at ragebait

??geon

[reef condor]

@glad wadi https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521620522304405504/1463309598441209970/image.png?ex=69735703&is=69720583&hm=daef3fb587320962517edbcc14834647bd7615273ea227325a51a81608efd85f&

[surreal moth]

get some hot honey on it

[knotty musk]

the pmc and stash you have now will never wipe
there will be another profile (like pve) that will be wiping every 6 months or so
there will be extra exclusive rewards and mechanics in the new wipe character

[pale loom]

The only thing better than mayo is garlic mayo ❤️

[barren tapir]

Long story short No wipe

[knotty musk]

he keeps getting better chat

[woven fjord]

i dont think keeping the case or giving it away matters for the ending, just how much you have to pay prapor

[teal monolith]

?codes

[sharp sandal]

Whats your favorite show/

[teal monolith]

!codes

[spring cave]

I didnt went further... I just stopped there cuz its my 1st time and I didnt see any option to pick...

[pale loom]

Attack On Titan in general including live action shows, but if you want a live action one I'd say True Detective Season 1 specifically

[sharp sandal]

What if just talking about anime?

Whats your top 3?

[knotty musk]

the Anime Auditor is typing

[stable moon]

Are servers down? Me and my friends are getting insta disconnected when loading into raids all of a sudden and I lost an ak-50😐

[knotty musk]

hes about to fry you for liking attack on titan

[sharp sandal]

AOT is ok, but ending was dogshit.

[pale loom]

I can't expect any good opinions of this man anyways

[sharp sandal]

season 1 was kinda fire

[knotty musk]

tho aot is 10/10

[pale loom]

Yeeeahhhhhh

Mods kill this guy

[barren tapir]

The art switch up was wild I had to make sure I was watching the right show

[elfin ruin]

It’s not even a 4/5

[knotty musk]

see

[halcyon ore]

How do i see this other profile? or is that coming soon/eventually?

[knotty musk]

its coming in july

[pale loom]

AOT is a 11/10, greatest piece of media we have ever had written in human history.

[elfin ruin]

[barren tapir]

Nah ending was ok

[pale loom]

That aside, CSM reze arc movie is a 10/10

[elfin ruin]

This and the mayo take

[knotty musk]

chek is about to turn us both into a 4 course meal with how hard hes gonna cook us

[sharp sandal]

[elfin ruin]

This guy is a good troll

[pale loom]

???????

[sharp sandal]

This guy is better ragebaiter than geon

holy shit

[pale loom]

Computah kill this guy too

[knotty musk]

lets go bunker boy

[barren tapir]

Csm reze

[knotty musk]

they dont deserve us

[pale loom]

when your opinions so good they call you rage baiting

[spring cave]

I've DM'ed You

[barren tapir]

Tragic

[quaint sable]

Fireforce, Naruto and Shippuden, Bleach. Honorary Mention: Parasyte

[elfin ruin]

Someone says Attack on Titan is their favourite anime you know they struggled to type it because their drool was getting all over their keyboard

[pale loom]

Butch and I are off to eat mayo on _ and watch AOT

[knotty musk]

parasyte is good

[pale loom]

whats ur #1 anime

[knotty musk]

dont ask that

[pale loom]

I must know

[elfin ruin]

Clannad no question

[pale loom]

oh fuck thats a good one

[tropic jasper]

Anyone else having crazy high latency?? My internet is fine, but the game seems to be taking a shite

[nocturne valley]

ALL SERVERS ARE PINGING OUT, DONT WASTE UR KITS

[pale loom]

😭

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-milk-skeleton-skeleton-dead-drinking-milk-gif-14831354378381964287

[pale loom]

How clannad felt

[nocturne valley]

BSG FIX UR GAME

[quaint sable]

coxxy pov

[knotty musk]

@stuck hornet

[surreal moth]

CLANNAD MENTIONED

[knotty musk]

milk man

[surreal moth]

@elfin ruin and i are best chud friends

[sharp sandal]

shut the fuck up

mr fucking nagasaki

[quaint sable]

[pale loom]

Mods post a gif of the dude from the bear eating and pointing his finger up by typing "the bear" in the discord gif search and replying to this specific message please

[frank brook]

wow

[sharp sandal]

i may have misjudged you

[frank brook]

this is what I pop in to

[surreal moth]

[knotty musk]

i dont think this is gonna work out bunker boy

[pale loom]

I thought we had something.

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/destroy-the-sith-star-wars-it-was-said-that-you-would-destroy-the-sith-not-join-them-gif-16486235

[sharp sandal]

bunker boy

#eft-chat message

[knotty musk]

bruh

you cannot be saying that

[frank brook]

mayo man

[pale loom]

But, I also like mayo on my pizza.

[sharp sandal]

colonel laughed at it

[quaint sable]

mayo on pizza

[knotty musk]

see now im just upset

[quaint sable]

ok

butch count your days

[sand pendant]

Xyph was right tho

[sharp sandal]

REVOLT!

[sand pendant]

Deleting it wont make it not true

[knotty musk]

count the slices bruh

[sharp sandal]

YEAH

FOUR

[pale loom]

see how in these times i don't abandon you like you did me? we mayo enjoyers must help each other from the nut allegations

[sharp sandal]

WHY NOT SIX OR EIGHT

[quaint sable]

unless it was sriracha mayo

[wise geode]

5?

[sharp sandal]

Whats wrong with you

[floral edge]

4 slices is fucking grim

not only that

[sharp sandal]

Thank you!

[floral edge]

do you have parkinsons

[sharp sandal]

I was just saying that

[knotty musk]

it needed more mayo

[floral edge]

because that aint 4 equal slices

[pale loom]

Damn whole channel cooking you 😭

[frank brook]

why do your peperoni's have baby peperoni's

[elfin ruin]

I like mayonnaise, but there are limits

[quasi obsidian]

that looks so disgusting its crazy

[floral edge]

do you need a ruler for your pizza

[pale loom]

WSDOAUJSGDOULAIGDIASUGDIFAOUSHD

[quaint sable]

bro saw the mayo and said "fuck it"

[sharp sandal]

@vagrant sequoia he's finally being rightfully blasted for his spunky pizza

[floral edge]

what brand frozen pizza is this

[knotty musk]

the bottle was running out of mayo as well thats why its not everywhere

i cant remember

[floral edge]

no

[harsh shell]

nah he just puts it on everything

[knotty musk]

it was a good one tho

[floral edge]

im blasting him for his shit cutting job

[harsh shell]

i believe its called being fucking weird

[quasi obsidian]

its a DIY pizza set

one of those

[floral edge]

i use mayo on pizza

[harsh shell]

i hope butch die lowk

[knotty musk]

THANKS VANILLA

[surreal moth]

god

[knotty musk]

vanilla based

#1 mod

[quaint sable]

wtf is wrong with you guys

[knotty musk]

thanks vanilla

[sharp sandal]

idk man

[wise geode]

Butch is so full of mayo

[elfin ruin]

Like garlic mayo and pizza is good, but regular ass hellmans nah man you got me fucked up

[sharp sandal]

butch is a reject brit

[surreal moth]

just give him a new bottle of mayo

[sharp sandal]

[harsh shell]

still waiting on coxxy to shiv him

[wise geode]

:mayo:

[knotty musk]

we got a new bottle of mayo today

[surreal moth]

wonderful

[quaint sable]

oh hell nah

[surreal moth]

be careful to shake it

[quaint sable]

sriracha mayo and pizza would be good.

[surreal moth]

or it might pre mayo on your pizza

[knotty musk]

i already put it on my boiled eggs on toast this morning

[floral edge]

this ones the one i use from the lidl

the orange taco mayo is p good too

[knotty musk]

yeaaa!

the stuff we currently have is just bog standard mayo

[sand pendant]

ew

[floral edge]

2 slices taco mayo

[elfin ruin]

See garlic mayo

[floral edge]

2 slices garlic mayo

4 plain

[pale loom]

they saying the mods are in general having a nut off

[elfin ruin]

Butch isn’t doing that

He’s using low fat hellmans mayo

[sand pendant]

garlic mayo is the only based mayo

[stuck hornet]

Mayo is fucking vile

[knotty musk]

that isnt low fat hellmans

[stuck hornet]

All of it is grim

[pale loom]

KILL this guy.

[quaint sable]

SHUT IT MILK MAN

[sand pendant]

low fat too? 😭

butch, youre getting more cringe by the minute

[knotty musk]

its NOT low fat

[wise geode]

Taco mention

[floral edge]

!avatar 251461927216218112

[reef condor]

Avatar of fqj:

[stuck hornet]

Mayo and ketchup both taste like shit bro

[pale loom]

Butch got da extra fat 🤣 😭

[quaint sable]

W pfp

[pale loom]

?

[knotty musk]

why are you roasting me now bunker boy

[stuck hornet]

!av

[reef condor]

Avatar of .coxxy.:

[stuck hornet]

The goat

[frank brook]

mayo is good for a dry sandwich in an amount that is unperceivable to the taste buds, nothing else

[wise geode]

!av

[sand pendant]

people who like low fat dairy products need to be locked up and studied

[pale loom]

🥀

[wise geode]

haha 🫦 🫦 🫦

[quaint sable]

bros an edgy teen

[stuck hornet]

🥀

[floral edge]

what you call foolery monkeys call business

[wise geode]

🌹

[pale loom]

my tummy hurts guys

[brazen karma]

love connecting to a arena match, to everyone getting disconnected for high packet loss and get a ban for it

[pale loom]

:(

[knotty musk]

eat more mayo

fix it

just saying

if i had a pizza right now

[sharp sandal]

Vani

[knotty musk]

more mayo would go in it than in that picture

[elfin ruin]

That’s going to keep happening if you don’t select your servers

[knotty musk]

because the bottle is full

[pale loom]

Bro might be the mayo manager.

[quaint sable]

i cannot comment on this.

[sharp sandal]

You should blast butch for that pizza just to fuck with him

[brazen karma]

wild of you to assume that i havent

[pale loom]

Butch da triple M. Mayo Manager Mod.

[brazen karma]

the point was, the whole lobby got disconnected

[elfin ruin]

Not that wild when we see it dozens of times a day

[quaint sable]

Mayo mod

[stuck hornet]

Mayo is bad

[knotty musk]

new name just dropped

[sand pendant]

Mayo mod

[knotty musk]

Mayo Mod

[stuck hornet]

Ketchup bad

[elfin ruin]

Mayo mod

[sand pendant]

Butch, rename immediately

[knotty musk]

I'll agree with this

[stuck hornet]

It’s true

[sand pendant]

common butch L

[quaint sable]

depends on the brand of ketchup

[wise geode]

Who’s trying to

[knotty musk]

i will ONLY eat ketchup on a hotdog tho

[quaint sable]

but i prefer ranch over ketchup

ranch is goated

[knotty musk]

and its only ketchup going on there

[wet surge]

any new codes?

[stuck hornet]

Ranch is also shit

[frank brook]

agree

[quaint sable]

bro the condiment hater

[knotty musk]

theres only 1 condiment

and its mayo

[sand pendant]

im a normie, i just use heinz ketchup

[knotty musk]

unfortunately

[stuck hornet]

People lowkenuinely slap any sauce on anything

[knotty musk]

i dont make the rules

[pale loom]

Hold on, I need to get on the toilet brb

[floral edge]

and you're the condiment guzzler

[pale loom]

can you guys pause the mayo convo i don't wanna miss it.

[stuck hornet]

U put mayo on pizza tho Burch

[knotty musk]

my brother would put ketchup on mac and cheese

[pale loom]

Give me 10 minutes.

[floral edge]

🥀

[sand pendant]

😭

[quaint sable]

black garlic BBQ sauce 😋

[quasi obsidian]

only actual children

[frank brook]

the insanity runs in the genes, just expresses itself differently

[sand pendant]

we got the condiment brothers in here

[frank brook]

for you its mayo pizza

[stuck hornet]

Bbq sauce is the only valid sauce

[knotty musk]

mayo on pizza is just over hated

misunderstood

[sand pendant]

honestly, most sane br*tish dish

[stuck hornet]

Under hated

[reef ether]

If anyone wants to tint your car windows, get it done properly

Its a fucking ballache

[knotty musk]

geller

important question

[quasi obsidian]

No.

[reef ether]

Hi

[knotty musk]

please answer

[reef ether]

Sure

[knotty musk]

would you put mayo on a pizza

[stuck hornet]

Don’t get Geller involved

[reef ether]

Only garlic mayo

[frank brook]

bbq sauce needs to be cooked
straight from the bottle is kinda gross

[stuck hornet]

Vile

[reef ether]

For the crusts

[pale loom]

🐐

[sand pendant]

🐐

[knotty musk]

what about regular mayo all over the entire pizza

[reef ether]

Otherwise if a pizza needs extra sauce its a shit pizza

[quaint sable]

ill pay colonel to unmod you

[pale loom]

This is lowkey based

[stuck hornet]

Surely ur just larping when u say this

[quaint sable]

be so forever

[stuck hornet]

Not a chance u actually do it

[quaint sable]

BE SO FOREVER BUTCH

[elfin ruin]

BBQ sauce > Mayo

[pale loom]

I like this imo

[reef ether]

Also I agree with chek

[knotty musk]

a bit like this but imagine more mayo

[frank brook]

freak

[reef ether]

Behead them

[quaint sable]

Mayo mod eating mayo pizza

[stuck hornet]

Ur a fucking weirdo

[pale loom]

MAYO belongs on pizza just like PINEAPPLES and MUSHROOM!!!

[knotty musk]

so you want me dead geller

thats my pizza

[quaint sable]

who tf is eating mushrooms on their food

[reef ether]

Not being dramatic

[quaint sable]

actual freaks

[stuck hornet]

No comment

[reef ether]

But youre probably on a register for that

[quaint sable]

like you have to be a geniune freak to eat mushrooms

[frank brook]

based

[stuck hornet]

Hahahaha

So real

[knotty musk]

geller i thought we were homies

[reef ether]

We are but your pizza opinions are wrong

[pale loom]

Alr chicken tender connoisseur don’t @ me

[stuck hornet]

@high acorn please bully this man

[knotty musk]

matt wouldnt

[quaint sable]

i bet you like blue cheese extra chunky too

freak

[pale loom]

Nah we can agree that shit is nasty 🤝

[high acorn]

Needs more mayo

[reef ether]

Ive started something I regret

[knotty musk]

thanks brother

[high acorn]

And ketchup too

[quaint sable]

go back to your channel

[stuck hornet]

You let me down

Freak

[knotty musk]

hold the ketchup

[reef ether]

Only the rear lights to tint now

[high acorn]

Suck it fucker

[stuck hornet]

Looks good

[quaint sable]

honey mustard and Chicken Bacon Ranch pizza is goated

[reef ether]

Why can I see my number plate until I click the photo

[high acorn]

I’ve literally been to view a 71 plate golf today in baby blue 🙃

[reef ether]

[floral edge]

finally

[stuck hornet]

I can’t see it dw

[floral edge]

im free

[stuck hornet]

It’s blocked

[knotty musk]

i cant see it

[floral edge]

!reminders

[reef condor]

1. May 22, 2026 at 16:45 UTC (39 minutes, 53 seconds) arena dailies

[pale loom]

ALRIGHT get serious motherfuckers no more pussy sauces. Who’s the ANIMAL here who likes mustard unironically

[quaint sable]

vc NOW

[reef ether]

Golf's are nice, i got a polo for the fun

[frank brook]

i can see it clearly dont worry

[hollow river]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[frank brook]

i wont dox

[reef ether]

I wanted a polo gtd but it sold the day before I could view it

Tbf seeing my plate doesn't matter much

What you gonna do, check my mot history?

[stuck hornet]

Yeah

[reef ether]

[stuck hornet]

Actually that was the plan

[reef ether]

Fair enough

[high acorn]

Polos are nice too though, especially the newer models (yours)
Golf is for the wife cus she passed her test today, but I also said I’m not paying out 12k for a first car, she can bollocks,

So settled to a corsa

[neon heath]

bro whats going on with the server

its dying

[reef ether]

Corsa bad first car, expensive premiums

Good car

Spenny though

[high acorn]

Cheap and cheerful for now

[neon heath]

my whole team is crashing

[stuck hornet]

Matt the passenger princess

[elfin ruin]

Weird that she couldn’t already drive, how did you get about?

[reef ether]

Ive literally got that on my passenger side for the wife

[high acorn]

Only paid 3k for it, 1.7k insurance for year

[high acorn]

I have an adapted car pal

[stuck hornet]

He drove

[reef ether]

See

[sharp sandal]

[reef ether]

[elfin ruin]

How? He uses a mouth tube to type in discord

[high acorn]

[high acorn]

I use my nipples to drive

[stuck hornet]

They are big enough tbf

[high acorn]

They are

[stuck hornet]

Like flying saucers

[floral edge]

pepperoni boy

[sharp sandal]

wtf

[high acorn]

[neon heath]

bro what is going on right now

[high acorn]

Don’t ask, won’t tell

[stuck hornet]

I hit 8.5 mil dps

[sharp sandal]

HOW?

bruh

[stuck hornet]

By being the goat

[knotty musk]

im bored

[stuck hornet]

Guys

On a real

[high acorn]

Same

Coxxy is fucking boring too

[stuck hornet]

Lego Batman comes out today

[knotty musk]

🥀

[stuck hornet]

Bro Matt

[high acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/nobody-asked-sheriff-hassan-rahul-kohli-midnight-mass-book-vi-acts-of-the-apostles-gif-23604174

[knotty musk]

go drink your milk and play your childrens games coxxy

[stuck hornet]

Don’t start pal

[knotty musk]

we saw you playing roblox as well

[high acorn]

Go play Roblox

[stuck hornet]

Getting fish and chips atm mate

[stuck hornet]

I will later

[knotty musk]

put mayo on all of it

[high acorn]

Yeah, we know

[high acorn]

AND KETCHUP

[knotty musk]

no hold the ketchup

i dont like

[knotty musk]

mayo only

[quaint sable]

HAND CAR WASH CAR WASH

[high acorn]

Mum going for a bath?

[quaint sable]

🥳

[knotty musk]

💀

[stuck hornet]

Ur lucky Matt

[high acorn]

Really

[stuck hornet]

Just know that pal

[high acorn]

I believe, I’m not

[knotty musk]

time for a good game

[stuck hornet]

Just finish it

[high acorn]

Gladly not Roblox

[stuck hornet]

You’ve been playing it for ages

[knotty musk]

no i havent

ive been playing tarkov

[stuck hornet]

Bro Roblox is great

[high acorn]

You’re an adult playing Roblox, you can’t have an opinion on other games no more

[stuck hornet]

Went on sniper arena then Went on r6

[high acorn]

Smh

[stuck hornet]

Then I’ll be playing Lego Batman in like an hour when it releases

[sharp sandal]

not playing that mobile looking monster hunter game

or whatever the hell

?

[high acorn]

I’m ashamed to be your step father

[stuck hornet]

Fucking sorted

[quaint sable]

holy children game rotation

[high acorn]

Mate it’s too fucking hot

It’s 30c

[stuck hornet]

It’s alright here tbf

[high acorn]

I’m genuinely fucking roasting my arse off

[quaint sable]

roblox into chud6 into lego batman

[stuck hornet]

That’s cus ur clinically obese

[high acorn]

Clinically?

Or chronically

[stuck hornet]

Clinically

Morbidly

All of the above

[high acorn]

You cant say shit about obese when you gotta take your mum to a hand car wash for a shower

[stuck hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-sad-gif-24456729

[frank brook]

chatting shit on days gone is crazy imo

[floral edge]

this good info or wsp

[soft haven]

w vani

[high acorn]

Huge input

[sharp sandal]

me and my stupid chud side tasks in my stupid chud life

[stuck hornet]

You gotta behave

[sharp sandal]

Nah fr in that 1000 letter field

[stuck hornet]

Or Matt will ban you from the forums

[sharp sandal]

I crashed the FUCK OUT

[vagrant nova]

😭

[sharp sandal]

BSG tryna change side tasks as if the side tasks are fine and the story chapters aren't underwhelming pieces of shit.

[stuck hornet]

Only fun part about the story was 30 pmc kills on woods

And terminal

[swift ravine]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[shut sedge]

is EU back up ?

[vagrant nova]

what about the 55h keycard craft

[nova niche]

w

[vagrant nova]

thats rewarding and fun!

[floral edge]

sylvia hop on

snoozeline carry

[nova niche]

I cannot

[floral edge]

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-cat-shaking-cat-alien-cat-gif-17719290639671130907

[stuck hornet]

Sylv will be playing Lego Batman

[sharp sandal]

nah

Sylv will be playing gregtech

[knotty musk]

coxxy gonna play lego batman with a keyboard and mouse btw

[nova niche]

Im gonna go home and listen to my playlist and lay in bed and rot

[sharp sandal]

its basically the closest thing to vintage story

[stuck hornet]

Ofc

[sharp sandal]

that minecraft could be

[knotty musk]

hes too insecure to use a controller

[stuck hornet]

Why wouldn’t I

[floral edge]

what are we thinking

and god literally me

[stuck hornet]

Why would I plug in a controller

[nova niche]

A controller?

[quaint sable]

https://tenor.com/view/emo-cat-gif-21321608

[nova niche]

You’re meant to use a wii-mote

[nova niche]

Its not a phase

[sharp sandal]

OH BTW @stuck hornet

I got my guitar hero controller to work on POE2

[stuck hornet]

Hahaha

[nova niche]

Based

[floral edge]

thanks sylvia

[stuck hornet]

Wtf

[deep briar]

i have lots of space but when downloading and unpacking files pops up that i have 0 space it fails to unpack it then gives me an option to repair but stuck on 0

[stuck hornet]

Just unlock tracksuit or pred shirt and use that

[soft haven]

yeah no ts buns

[floral edge]

well you must understand

[soft haven]

👎

[stuck hornet]

Earned clothing > bought clothing

[floral edge]

its the opinion of you who i dont know

[knotty musk]

its too hot

[floral edge]

against a friend

[soft haven]

get better friends jeez

😹

[stuck hornet]

Just realised

[floral edge]

12 quid microtransaction trackie > trackie after one too many wash cycles

[stuck hornet]

There’s 0 reason to play bear now

[floral edge]

aura and hype moments

[knotty musk]

correct

only thing would be the vitaly voice

[brazen karma]

rogue pathing on snoreline is interesting

[soft haven]

chinese replica from the market vs turkish replica from the bazaar

[vagrant nova]

yo

[stuck hornet]

Killa tracksuit is battle worn

[vagrant nova]

we make the best fakes ok

[brazen karma]

im watching 2 rogues walk around a bus at tunnel

[knotty musk]

killa tracksuit looks like it was dipped in wax

[reef ether]

I should probably reinstall tarkov

[stuck hornet]

Why

[reef ether]

And do that new arena pass

[elfin ruin]

No don’t do it

[brazen karma]

now they stopped and spinning still for a break

[reef ether]

Im bored of gaming atm

[elfin ruin]

Tarkov isn’t going to cure boredom

[reef ether]

Been home most of the day and havent turned on the pc

[stuck hornet]

Play path of exile

[elfin ruin]

It’s going to make you quit for good

[soft haven]

spam queue factory and rush spawns

🕊️ 👼

[mild viper]

For my birthday present you should not install it

[elfin ruin]

We are on Tarkov strike

[soft haven]

ouuu shiii

[knotty musk]

no we're not

we love tarkov

[elfin ruin]

he said while Nikita held him at gunpoint

[nova niche]

Are we or are we not

I didnt get a memo

[elfin ruin]

Yeah you did, check your pager

[nova niche]

Hold on

[mild viper]

Mod hive mind

[cold brook]

There is no tarkov strike

[nova niche]

Oh wow gee golly I love the hit video game Escape From Tarkov by BattleStateGames

[pallid talon]

Cool raid, my game crashed without even showing me deploy screen and now im back in stash and my gear is gone...

[knotty musk]

only counter strike

[floral edge]

who tf is this guy

[mild viper]

Eated it sorry

[vagrant nova]

shoot him

[elfin ruin]

They got to Sylvia too 😭

[nova niche]

Help

[cold brook]

They call him mr blue balls

[smoky breach]

Checkkkkkk

I wanna go homeeeee

[obtuse mountain]

can you have the flaregun loaded in our special slot or only unloaded?

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/tokusatsu-kappa-yokai-gif-19209055

[nova niche]

Water map when

[surreal moth]

he’s bathing let him be

[smoky breach]

Yes loaded

[obtuse mountain]

damn, thats quite nice

[smoky breach]

This isn't tarkov