eft-chat

[dawn scaffold]

please no

[vital sail]

oh?

[frank brook]

4am btw

[sharp sandal]

hello chat

[vital sail]

🫪

[frank brook]

chart

[median loom]

1ambtw

[knotty musk]

All in favour of muting comma

[dawn scaffold]

we saw that

[calm nest]

Yu a hole ahh female don een be dr li ery1 else

[dawn scaffold]

TYPO TYPO TYPO

[frank brook]

lies

[vital sail]

whats on the charts

[rotund brook]

Hi xyph!

[vital sail]

Im a dude bro

[calm nest]

Aye

[calm nest]

Doesn’t know ball

crazy

[frank brook]

[vital sail]

Guess im not that chronically online

[knotty musk]

Honor consumes any and all content via tiktok btw

[calm nest]

Ew

[vagrant nova]

😭

[vital sail]

true

[harsh shell]

how does one go about living without hand holding

[vital sail]

i watched the boys, breaking bad and the suits on tiktok

[sand pendant]

imagine using tiktok.

[knotty musk]

By not clicking links

[calm nest]

Honor is probably one that comments hasbin hotel gifs in TikTok comments

[vital sail]

Me when ✨ le tarkov ✨

[harsh shell]

i will get you bro

[frank brook]

I opened tik tok 3 times in the past week and each video was a variation of this "If you take a picture tik tok will give you a sound based on how you look."

[knotty musk]

Wrong

[frank brook]

garbage app

[vital sail]

Those are trash

[sand pendant]

tiktok ive only installed to give it 1 star and uninstall after

[frank brook]

its the only vids I get

[vital sail]

i love the "your month your power/character" tiktoks tho

[sharp sandal]

be like me.
loner, noone adds you, so if someone adds you, its a scam

[vital sail]

Unless i get sum trash

[sharp sandal]

10/10 foolproof

[rotund brook]

Gonna send us more scam links?

[vital sail]

heh. So sugoi

[harsh shell]

tbh bro twitter is basically just a cleansed tiktok

[frank brook]

id rather go on instagram reels and see someone die 6/10 videos

[knotty musk]

Should we just ban in advance john

Thoughts?

[harsh shell]

any half funny video that is on tiktok

[vital sail]

Who

[harsh shell]

gets reposted to twitter

[sharp sandal]

NO

[sand pendant]

trash vs garbage

[harsh shell]

so you just scroll twitter instead so you get funny stuff all the time

[rotund brook]

Rysko or comma or both?

[sharp sandal]

if it works it works lol

[knotty musk]

Collateral damage, both have to go

[sharp sandal]

99% of people who send me friend requests are scam bots or whatever else

[vital sail]

yeah but on twitter im vulnerable to see other peoples opinions

[sharp sandal]

hell, 100% at this rate

[rotund brook]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-o7-lulu-salute-gif-9337607786989493988

[harsh shell]

🥀

[calm nest]

At least Ill be with my husband in the afterlife

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/vlada-nedy-eyes-rats-gif-5342506834560469413

[calm nest]

I’m ready to go

[frank brook]

orange cat supremacy

[vagrant nova]

o7

[sand pendant]

If you unironically use twitter you need to seek therapy

[vital sail]

boomer humor

That rhymed

[vagrant nova]

???

[calm nest]

I had 2 sweet rat girls crawling on me a few days ago

Pet rats are cool they’re so sweet

[knotty musk]

Rats are lovely

[sand pendant]

rats are cool

[vital sail]

No they're not

[frank brook]

rat gross mouse cool

[vital sail]

True

[calm nest]

Getting told to squish a rat because “she likes it”

[knotty musk]

Do you realise how smart rats are

[rotund brook]

Pet rats are cute. Subway and sewer rats are demons

[sharp sandal]

yea

i am one

[calm nest]

As the rat intently squeaks

[sharp sandal]

be afraid in labs

[calm nest]

Fire

[sharp sandal]

Tripwires everywhere

[frank brook]

I like mice better

[rotund brook]

My gf thinks NYC rats are cute.

[knotty musk]

They're smarter than 99% of eft chat

[frank brook]

fuck no

[harsh shell]

you play videogame escape from tarkov

[vital sail]

So like. Everyone but me

[rotund brook]

Yea I agree

[frank brook]

big abominations

[harsh shell]

none of us really have a right to judge anyone

[calm nest]

Her name was coconut and loves being squished

[harsh shell]

we literally turn on our pc so we can open the eat shit and die simulator

[calm nest]

The rat can be squished

[knotty musk]

W rat

[calm nest]

As a treat

[sand pendant]

yeah, i consult my therapist every week, thank you

[vital sail]

do hamsters actually always die of something bizarre

[sand pendant]

squish that rat

[vital sail]

like a bizarre adventure

[frank brook]

my brothers did

mine died in the cage

[sand pendant]

hamsters get a heart attack from literally anything

[rotund brook]

Bro I swear we saw a foot long rat crawl out of a sewer grate and she audibly “awww”’d as if it was the cutest thing she’d ever seen

[sand pendant]

[knotty musk]

We had hamsters when I was a kid and one of them bit my brother who was on all sorts of ADHD meds and then the hamster died

[vagrant nova]

fallout ass mutation

[calm nest]

NYC rats are grody

Pet rats are awesome

[vital sail]

does she tell you youre cute

[frank brook]

One of the only animals I'd punt 30yds and not feel bad about

[fierce rampart]

I do maintnenace on sewers in NYC. Last week we saw what looks like a Milk crate sized rat. Fat and girthy

Shoutout NYC rats

Fuckers can probably read

[vagrant nova]

ew 😭

[knotty musk]

Girthy rat mentioned

W

[calm nest]

Ah wait I know why she thinks they’re cute. Shes with you

It all makes sense

[fierce rampart]

LOL

[rotund brook]

Ain’t no way you are talking to me like that comma

[frank brook]

at least theres a fresh meat source for the homeless

abundant too

[knotty musk]

Ngl I think I'd find them cute too

[sand pendant]

Bro got played

[knotty musk]

I like animals

[rotund brook]

They are cute they’re just dirty af.

[calm nest]

I’m cuter than you

[frank brook]

they're always greasy/wet or scraggly. They are disgusting

[vagrant nova]

ouch

[knotty musk]

Yeah and so are you but we keep you around

[rotund brook]

Comma obsessed with me fr

[vital sail]

man rats make me crazy

[sand pendant]

gottem

[vagrant nova]

do not talk about john like that comma.

[frank brook]

i've been cooked

[rotund brook]

Crazy? I was crazy once

[vagrant nova]

AAAA

[calm nest]

Only after he can fit through a window

[vital sail]

they locked me in a room

[frank brook]

a rubber room

[vagrant nova]

look at his pfp

[vital sail]

a rubber room with rats

[vagrant nova]

he is kerman

[frank brook]

rats make me crazy

[calm nest]

Even worse

[vital sail]

crazy?

[calm nest]

Burn him

[rotund brook]

I was crazy once

[knotty musk]

I have to do assessment 1 today chat

End me

[sharp sandal]

okay

[vital sail]

ok

[sharp sandal]

is it actually like LK assessment?

because i can help

[knotty musk]

Yes assessment 1

[vagrant nova]

i treid to get the armoured case from woods 5 times and died every raid 😭

[calm nest]

Instagram is great

[vital sail]

No its not

[calm nest]

I’ve seen like 20 of those fucking comic Billy butcher edits

[sand pendant]

i still have to do network provider and this mf is already almost at LK

[vital sail]

excuse me sir

[calm nest]

Calling him the “excuse me sir guy”

[sand pendant]

Actual Unemployed

[knotty musk]

I just went to labyrinth to get all my cofdms

[calm nest]

LOL

[knotty musk]

Took a day

[sharp sandal]

Instagram has unironically only worsened my mental health lol

[vagrant nova]

same

[fresh leaf]

soo about my attempt at terminal. i died without shooting even one bd. fun.

[brittle crater]

Leave her while there is still time

[vital sail]

you cant outchronically online me dude

[sharp sandal]

HELLO

I am in vc 18 hours a day

[vital sail]

i literally completed tiktok

[sharp sandal]

Started playing tarkov 3 years ago

7500 hours

Don't test me

[brittle crater]

😭

Thats a feat right there

[sand pendant]

thank god i avoid most social media (really just YT, discord and sometimes reddit)

[vital sail]

i watched so many tiktoks im getting same videos again

[sharp sandal]

You WONT outdo me in being chronically online

[vital sail]

on my fyp

[calm nest]

My friends first terminal run he got his head blown off in the crossfire from a RUAF lol

[sharp sandal]

I promise you that.

[knotty musk]

What is the quadratic equation

[rotund brook]

a, b, and c

[vagrant nova]

2500 hours per year is crazy

[vital sail]

AX^2+bx+c

[rotund brook]

D is incorrect

[fresh leaf]

bro idk why all people here say terminal is mad fun. terminal is mad not fun,. especially since i have to wait fckn 5 hours between my tries

[vagrant nova]

what is ur kd xyph im curious

[calm nest]

It is fun

[sharp sandal]

lmao 1

[calm nest]

It’s one of the cooler things

[vital sail]

0.67

[sharp sandal]

i suck at the game

[knotty musk]

Negative

[sharp sandal]

Never said i was good at the game

[calm nest]

You just don’t know it yet

[sharp sandal]

[vagrant nova]

oh 😭😭

[fresh leaf]

what about it is fun, waiting 5 hours to craaft a card?

[vital sail]

surviving is fun

[fresh leaf]

yeah

[vital sail]

and escaping and deleting tarkov

[knotty musk]

Be glad it's 5 hours and not the 11 hours it took before

[rotund brook]

Xyph is the best at tarkov

[sharp sandal]

I was p6 before butch

[fresh leaf]

oh wow haha

[sharp sandal]

[calm nest]

It used to be longer, timegates were double, craft was 12 hours and the black div would shoot you through walls

[knotty musk]

I took like 2 months off the game tho so

[calm nest]

You’re playing baby mode terminal

[rotund brook]

Which I’m pretty sure makes you better than him.

[calm nest]

If you can’t enjoy baby mode terminal you would lose it with old Bdiv

[sharp sandal]

Here, final boss of chronically online.
20k+ Hours in Minecraft, 13k+ hours in War Thunder. 7500+ hours in Tarkov
18 hours avg on discord daily.

[rotund brook]

https://tenor.com/view/abe-simpson-abe-simpson-cloud-yelling-cloud-angry-gif-12558964

[sharp sandal]

beat that

[vital sail]

thats not chronically online

Youre just a loser

[sharp sandal]

rude

[rotund brook]

Yea that’s not very nice to say to someone

[vagrant nova]

[calm nest]

Xyph

[sharp sandal]

gonna go to the store and drown in coca cola

[calm nest]

Lock in twin

[vital sail]

Excuse me sir

[sharp sandal]

I mean, im fully employed atm

[knotty musk]

[sharp sandal]

I've only played 700h since 1.0

[sand pendant]

already beating all the mods and chatters in here

[sharp sandal]

Which isn't a lot

[vagrant nova]

my professor showed us a job listing from our uni website and i got rejected 12 hours later W

[knotty musk]

Hey I'm employed

[sand pendant]

the fuck you are

[knotty musk]

I am

[sharp sandal]

[rotund brook]

I believe xyph, butch, and i are all fully employed

[sand pendant]

mf prestiged like less than 2 weeks ago and is already on LK

[acoustic otter]

lame

[sand pendant]

you ooze unemployment

[rotund brook]

Hey we will see how long mine lasts in this economy

[knotty musk]

They literally hand you network provider for giving prapor the case

[vagrant nova]

if you stack labrynth or labs its pretty easy to level up

[sharp sandal]

Im gonna say it now because this pisses me off and has been for 2 years.

[vagrant nova]

also 20% unheard bonus makes it easier now

[sand pendant]

LK is not really dependant on level

[rotund brook]

Ok I’m waiting

[vagrant nova]

but COFDMS are easier to get in labry

[knotty musk]

Giving prapor the case fast tracks you to network provider and then you just go labyrinth

Thats it

[sharp sandal]

Lightkeeper isn't the "endgame" trader BSG kept representing him as.
He's easy as shit to get and there is nothing special to him besides the fucking SIG Spear which can already be frequently obtained via Marked Rooms.
His services are dogshit and nobody uses them because they are worthless and overpriced.

[knotty musk]

Its not that hard at all

[acoustic otter]

LK is a useless hoe

[sharp sandal]

Anyone trying to represent LK as an endgame trader is just objectively wrong.
He's mid-game at best.

[knotty musk]

[sharp sandal]

Shush Mayo-pizza chugger

[acoustic otter]

all bro does is trade u some amulets or smt

[knotty musk]

Back off

[vagrant nova]

xyph you‘re right 😭

[frank brook]

mayo pizza

[sand pendant]

sig spear is just terrible anyway

[knotty musk]

Back off

[sharp sandal]

Okay.

Back off

[vagrant nova]

no

well hybrid isnt

[rotund brook]

I like the sig spear but without hybrid it’s kinda mid

[knotty musk]

Leave my pizza out of it

[acoustic otter]

only good thing about LK is hybrid

[knotty musk]

I sell all spears and all spear ammo

[dawn scaffold]

which is gate kept behind his last task

[sand pendant]

20 packs of hybrid are nothing and buying from peacekeeper is insanely expensive

[knotty musk]

Even if it's hybrid

[rotund brook]

Sig spear actually might be one of my favorite guns in the game with hybrid ammo

[knotty musk]

I ain't using that plastic piece of shit

[rotund brook]

Just give it to me frfr

[acoustic otter]

yea by the time u get to hybrid u can just prestige or smt

[knotty musk]

Ref gets it

[vagrant nova]

why sell hybrid tho

[sand pendant]

not worth keeping or using

[knotty musk]

Because I'm never running the spear

I hate it

[dawn scaffold]

hater

[vagrant nova]

isnt the spear the best assault rifle in the game when you have hybrid

[sand pendant]

based

[sand pendant]

nah

[knotty musk]

I'd rather use an mcx with cbj

[sand pendant]

that ship has sailed 2 years ago

[dawn scaffold]

subjective but it's definitely good

[sharp sandal]

First honor insults me and now you insult my fav gun

I cant take it anymore im going to the store

[sand pendant]

^

[knotty musk]

Spear is shit

[vagrant nova]

i remember when they first released the spear with hybrid bro EVERY raid all you heard was that fucking gun 😭

[rotund brook]

Incorrect opinion

[sharp sandal]

MCX is shit.

Just ask colonel.

[sand pendant]

NL545, both of them are superior, same with MCX

[dawn scaffold]

They didnt lock it behind anything then. PK4 just had it, good times

[sand pendant]

objectively wrong

[sharp sandal]

MCX is objective dogshit

[knotty musk]

Colonel is frequently having L opinions

Except last night

[sand pendant]

Xyph is ragebaiting ngl

[sharp sandal]

[rotund brook]

MCX worse than spear

[sharp sandal]

@vagrant sequoia

[rotund brook]

NL545 boring

[glad wadi]

MCX is dogshit

[sharp sandal]

ok im off to the store

have fun

[sand pendant]

why so many MCX haters in chat

[vagrant nova]

bring me a coke zero thank u very much

[rotund brook]

Bye

[knotty musk]

Except last night where he said we can week long mute people for real or fake the boys spoilers

[sand pendant]

yall coping over getting clapped by one or what

[sharp sandal]

bro the whole boys thing was so yesterday

[rotund brook]

Good thing I can’t read so I won’t see the spoilers

[glass tundra]

Gps actually coming to tarkov?

[sand pendant]

there is no rule about that, so average colonel L

[knotty musk]

Yes

[glass tundra]

Alr thanks

[sharp sandal]

Unfortunately, yes.

[rotund brook]

Rule 1

[glass tundra]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[glass tundra]

?codes

Is it broken?

[vagrant nova]

do u not see it ?

[sand pendant]

fuck you mean rule 1?

[dawn scaffold]

you just did it the right way?

[frank brook]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

cmon man

[rotund brook]

Purposefully spoiling a show is 100% under “toxic behavior”

[frank brook]

w john

[sand pendant]

were pulling shit outta our ass for this one ngl

L

[vagrant nova]

??

[sharp sandal]

butch the type of person to mute someone for spoiling the bible

[rotund brook]

Tough. I don’t even watch the show but that application of the rule seems pretty clear to me

[knotty musk]

Bruh what

[frank brook]

butch likes mayo pizza

[sharp sandal]

idk

[vital sail]

Lol

[sharp sandal]

dont let people forget

[knotty musk]

That i do

[frank brook]

I will never

[sand pendant]

Never forget, never forgive, Butch

[knotty musk]

Someone fetch the picture for me

Wait i have the picture

[rotund brook]

Is there a picture of mayo pizza?

[knotty musk]

Boom

Succulent meal

[sand pendant]

thats almost as appaling as pineapple pizza

[rotund brook]

Oh that’s vile

[sharp sandal]

[frank brook]

make this butch's command, similar to geon's

[vagrant nova]

if you go to germany or france you HAVE to buy remoulade butch

[glossy hornet]

that looks diabolical

[dawn scaffold]

the hell is this?

[glossy hornet]

jizzed pizza

[knotty musk]

All of chat is here

Hello

[harsh shell]

laddicus

[knotty musk]

Mayo on the pixza

[dawn scaffold]

looks like it

[sharp sandal]

They should've just used that pizza to kill Thanos.

[median loom]

i went to school with a kid who did that

[knotty musk]

Its mayonnaise

[frank brook]

its gross

[rotund brook]

You could’ve added almost anything else

[sharp sandal]

One sniff and the guy would have gotten insta 50 brain bleeds

[harsh shell]

yo

[knotty musk]

It tastes hella good

[harsh shell]

what the fuck is wrong with you

[vagrant nova]

😭😭😭

[harsh shell]

i hope bad things happen to you

irl

[knotty musk]

Its fucking mayo

[vagrant nova]

ok chill bruh

[harsh shell]

YEAH

[knotty musk]

Whats wrong with mayo

[sand pendant]

Butch, you need your taste buds fixed, theyre broken

[harsh shell]

ITS FUCKING MAYO

ON PIZZA

[knotty musk]

And

[frank brook]

it doesn't go on pizza

[harsh shell]

i hate british people

[knotty musk]

Why doesn't it

[sand pendant]

based

[knotty musk]

Have you tried it

[harsh shell]

im ashamed to be australian because of you guys

[frank brook]

nah this one is just him

[harsh shell]

yeah

its horrid

[frank brook]

the other brits dislike this

[knotty musk]

Yeah go back to your prison island bruh

[harsh shell]

fucking ghastly

[rotund brook]

Rysko really worked up over this fr

[harsh shell]

the prison food is better than that shit lad

[sand pendant]

if someone made you "fish au chocolat", would you try it?

[knotty musk]

Mayo on pizza is NOT bad

[glossy hornet]

@dire aspen will you go to prom with me

[harsh shell]

butch if you EVER set foot in australia youre gonna go on a fucking milk carton

[rotund brook]

Mayo pizza feels like what a British person things American food is

[knotty musk]

Quite possibly

[vagrant nova]

butch do you put it on any pizza or do you just put mayo on salami pizza

[frank brook]

los chat ahh statement

[sand pendant]

jesus fucking christ

[white arch]

French

[knotty musk]

Shit goes on every pizza

[vagrant nova]

oh damn 😭

[knotty musk]

Unfortunately I have run out of mayo

[harsh shell]

thank the lord

[sand pendant]

Based

[frank brook]

good

[vagrant nova]

someone send him a crate full of mayonaise for his bday

[rotund brook]

Thank god I’m wishing an egg and oil shortage upon ye

[knotty musk]

Yes please

[dawn scaffold]

No. He needs cut off

[knotty musk]

October 22nd guys I want my mayo

[harsh shell]

of course you were born in fucking october

[knotty musk]

I'll be 26

[harsh shell]

pushing 70 btw

[median loom]

HIlarious you say that we have an unreal amount of mayo in this household

[vagrant nova]

i‘ll uber u some mayo 🙏

[knotty musk]

Hook me up

[frank brook]

its gonna have magic mushrooms in it
make you tweak out every time you use it

[sharp sandal]

Dont pull your back on lighthouse later today mate

[keen mango]

I want a egg sandwich now

[sharp sandal]

Mf won't be able to use red rebel extract due to medical reasons

[knotty musk]

Gonna throw out my back planting radio repeaters

[rotund brook]

I don’t know where to deliver this

[knotty musk]

England mate

[sand pendant]

oi ewie

[rotund brook]

I’m going to ship this mayonnaise to buckingham palace

[harsh shell]

butch what else do you put mayo on

[knotty musk]

You don't want the answer

[harsh shell]

nah i do

[knotty musk]

Everything

That's the answer

[vagrant nova]

omg no way 😭

[harsh shell]

LAD

[frank brook]

ice cream

[harsh shell]

baked beans?

[dawn scaffold]

lmfaoa

[sand pendant]

😭 💀

[knotty musk]

If it's hot savoury food, chances are I'm putting mayo on it

[harsh shell]

yo coxxy is british yeah?

[knotty musk]

Yeah

Unfortunately

[calm nest]

Sadly

[harsh shell]

@stuck hornet shank him for me next time you see him

[knotty musk]

Bruh

[vagrant nova]

LMAO

[dawn scaffold]

putting out hits lmfao

[knotty musk]

You can get banned for this

[rotund brook]

Hot beans on toast with mayo

[knotty musk]

Sounds good

[frank brook]

mayo bean bread

[harsh shell]

just a bit of banter innit

i wouldnt ban you for putting a hit on me smh

[knotty musk]

There's nothing wrong with dabbling in a little mayo on every meal

[vagrant nova]

ban him rn if you want 10 bottles of mayo

i have the payment ready

[sand pendant]

You can get banned for that

[knotty musk]

Wait my payslip just come through

[frank brook]

mayo only belongs on a sandwich

[knotty musk]

W

[harsh shell]

mfs in england probably called butch a chef for this

[sharp sandal]

Butch.

[vagrant nova]

his local lidl is going to experience rush hour cuz he gonna be buying up all the mayo 😭

[sharp sandal]

I'm sorry to say this.

[vital sail]

Excuse me sir guy vs ashley look at me guy

[sharp sandal]

But Fed has better taste in food.

[white arch]

Mayo on pizza is probably one of the finest UK delicacies

Mfs still eating like its ww2

[sand pendant]

its weird to think lidl and aldi exists in countries outside of germany 😭

[vital sail]

dude mayo on pizza aint that bad

[harsh shell]

yo butch

[rotund brook]

Hawaiian spaghetti

[harsh shell]

how grey is the sky right now in england

[vagrant nova]

they eat spaghetti with strawberries in poland btw

which tastes so good

[frank brook]

prison cell grey if I had to bet

[sand pendant]

kurwa jebana

[vagrant nova]

bobr

[vital sail]

#AACCAA

[rotund brook]

Same logic as pineapple on pizza? The sweetness cuts the acidity?

[vital sail]

do you guys eat spaghetti with a spoon

[dawn scaffold]

what?

[sand pendant]

there is no logic for pineapple on pizza except that its disgusting

[frank brook]

what an odd question

[vagrant nova]

YES its so fricking good!!

[rotund brook]

I eat it with a knife

[vital sail]

i use it to make the circles better

[dawn scaffold]

Wrong

[vagrant nova]

^

[sand pendant]

L

[vagrant nova]

pineapple on pizza is amazing

[rotund brook]

I mean I don’t love it but the culinary logic is sound tbf

[knotty musk]

Uh

[sand pendant]

ive tried it and its awful

[vagrant nova]

where did u try it

[vital sail]

have you tried it

[dawn scaffold]

Go back to enjoying your chicken tendies with your taste buds that havent moved on past age 5

[harsh shell]

fucking miserable

[wide rover]

question anyone has the image of avg tarkov main labs with the tracksuit?

[sharp sandal]

Nature is angry at you for your food.

[sharp sandal]

(((stoog)))

[white arch]

Pitch looking lovely today lads

[frank brook]

looks like prison cell grey to me
i was right

[vital sail]

Craving dino nuggets lowkey

[vagrant nova]

same here rn

[sharp sandal]

fuuuck i want some now

[sand pendant]

hey, chicken tendies are nice

[dawn scaffold]

Get the latest dino nuggies, 6 7 nuggies. Not a joke btw

[harsh shell]

i woke up in a fuckin steamy mood yeah

cause i live

in a SHITHOLE

[knotty musk]

You cannot say that

[rotund brook]

˙pǝq oʇ oפ ˙noʎ ɹoɟ sᴉ ǝƃɐssǝɯ sᴉɥʇ 'oʞsʎɹ

[knotty musk]

Homie woke up feeling steamy

[sand pendant]

happiest birmingham resident

[vital sail]

is alta australian

[sharp sandal]

no

stay awake rysko

[rotund brook]

No I’m just translating for him

[vital sail]

oi mate

[knotty musk]

@vagrant nova oi

Eqhwuwu

[vagrant nova]

Oi

[rotund brook]

@vagrant nova oi

[sand pendant]

OI HUGHIE

[harsh shell]

oi

[dawn scaffold]

Oi

[vagrant nova]

ewie

[vital sail]

how would "excuse me sir" be in australian

[vital sail]

Just copying me bro💔

[harsh shell]

its 6:50pm bruv

[rotund brook]

ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇǝפ

[rotund brook]

That’s bedtime for you

[harsh shell]

no its not

im on arena lad

[knotty musk]

Fun fact

[harsh shell]

fuckin sufferin i am

[knotty musk]

Viinex has a bed time of 7pm or he wakes up cranky the next day

[harsh shell]

im larping with 9a91

[vagrant nova]

bruh

its 10-11pm 😭😭

[frank brook]

I go to bed at 7pm quite frequently

[harsh shell]

come to bed bbg its near 7

[frank brook]

I see no issue

[knotty musk]

Unc

[rotund brook]

Bed time of 7pm and he’s afraid of walls

[vagrant nova]

the walls have eyes

[vital sail]

Do you get 8 hours of sleep you bum

[vagrant nova]

more like 9-10

[vital sail]

goody two shoes

[harsh shell]

my sisters cat is just sleeping on my lap

[knotty musk]

He gets plenty of sleep going to bed at 7

[vital sail]

you dont need more than 6 hours kf sleep

[frank brook]

lie

[knotty musk]

Did you learn this on tiktok

[vital sail]

after thst.. youfe just wasting time

[vagrant nova]

sleep debt equivalent of the debt in greece

[vital sail]

Permyabe

[knotty musk]

You cannot be talking to us about wasting time when you sit withering away on tiktok

[vagrant nova]

😭

[vital sail]

im educating myself

[harsh shell]

altarion chexk your dms son

[sand pendant]

son 😭

[vital sail]

excuse me sir, there must be someone youve confused me for

[frank brook]

sonset

sonion

[vagrant nova]

chit chat 1 was crazy yesterday these dudes argued about religion for like 90 mins straight 😭

[knotty musk]

Attention span deficiency

[vital sail]

csnt even argue there ngl

[rotund brook]

This is a lie. It’s been disproven by tons of research

[vital sail]

cant function without a youtube vid on the side

[knotty musk]

Youre the same guy who says the human eye cant see above 60fps

[vagrant nova]

source: this man sleeps like 2 hours per day

[vital sail]

no im not

youre just talkin shi now

[sand pendant]

actual boomer take. L honor

[rotund brook]

Also been disproven by tons of research yea

[rotund brook]

Honestly this is closer to true than I’d like

[harsh shell]

he didnt actually unironically say this right

[rotund brook]

I need more sleep

[vital sail]

i genuinely dont think ive had a consistent 8 hour sleep schedule ever since i was like 10

[sharp sandal]

relatable lol

[knotty musk]

Is that when you downloaded tiktok

[sharp sandal]

i sleep avg of 3-5 hours a day

[vital sail]

Past couple years ive been getting 4-8

[sand pendant]

i sleep like 6-7 hours a day and thats not even a joke 😭

[vagrant nova]

how do you feel refreshed bro

[knotty musk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004578621853290629/1441302959827714079/lv_0_20251121003107.gif

[vital sail]

I dont

[rotund brook]

You should sleep more. Good for you

[frank brook]

last time I worked with under 4hrs of sleep I sandblasted myself

[vagrant nova]

i woke up like 1.5h ago and i feel like i could run a marathon lmao

[frank brook]

sleep definitely needed

[sharp sandal]

My brain terrorizes me in my sleep, lol

more sleep only causes me more stress

[vital sail]

Woke up 5 hours ago and i cant keep my ryes open

[vagrant nova]

oof

[knotty musk]

I can easily sleep between 8 and 10 hours each night and I have 0 energy. I'm plagued with fatigue

[vagrant nova]

:( maybe you have something wrong with your breathing at night ?

[rotund brook]

Have you tried a weighted blanket?

[vagrant nova]

have u done blood work

[frank brook]

zyn+redbull helps

[sand pendant]

redbull is overpriced garbo

[vital sail]

why would i make my blood work

[knotty musk]

Hard to get anything done in UK with our healthcare

They don't like spending money

[sharp sandal]

Its not that lol

[frank brook]

every energy drink ever

at least im not going to starbucks

[vital sail]

energy srinks are useless

[sharp sandal]

I don't think i have had a not-disturbing dream for atleast 15 years.

[sand pendant]

atleast every energy drink ever is like 50% cheaper than red bull 😭

[vagrant nova]

same here in germany but a bloodwork is like the most simple thing ever

[frank brook]

maybe where you buy em pal

[vital sail]

dont remember the last time i got a dream

[rotund brook]

Weighted blankets have been found to help with nightmares for some people. I’d also recommend therapy

[sand pendant]

you can donate blood and get your bloodwork done at the same time in germany and even get some pocket money out of it

[sharp sandal]

I had mandated therapy for the last 10 years lol

Didnt need it since november of last year

[sand pendant]

1€ for a 0.25l can is a rip-off lmao

[sharp sandal]

Well, i haven't been FORCED to go since november

[frank brook]

speak freedom units

[sand pendant]

freedumb units

[sharp sandal]

I do have a weighted blanket

but unfortunately it doesnt' help much

[vital sail]

jane, youre early

[sharp sandal]

in fact, i've had weighted blankets i think since i was a kid

[rotund brook]

Have you tried the Giles Corey approach?

[vagrant nova]

take melatonin and magnesium at 7pm, shower at 8pm, go to bed at 9pm, turn off your phone, have clean bedsheets and a clean pillow (preferably silk), be in a dark cold room

[vital sail]

is weighted blanket just a heavy blanket

[frank brook]

those make me feel trapped

[sharp sandal]

More weight? Didn't help

[vital sail]

yip yap yap bro

[sand pendant]

i guess that would be 1 cup for 1,16$?

but i know grocery prices are completely fucked in the US so idk

[rotund brook]

Clearly haven’t tried the Giles Corey approach because you’d be adding more weight still

[vital sail]

go to sleep at 2-3am wake up at 7-8, drink some coffee and youre ready dor the world

[sharp sandal]

Asthma.

[vital sail]

Dor

For

[sharp sandal]

I once had too many blankets i could barely breathe

[sand pendant]

maybe 1,16$ for half a can of redbull is normal there

[rotund brook]

More weight would help this. If you add enough weight suddenly no need to breathe. Giles figured this out

[harsh shell]

lmao the fucking icon for the ana m1 hasnt been changed in arena but when you actually equip its different

[vagrant nova]

go to your doc and say that you need a blood work done because of your energy. My brother had a condition where he literally couldnt breath when he was sleeping

[harsh shell]

#screenshots message

[sharp sandal]

genuinely bro

Didn't help

[harsh shell]

still has the old model in icon

[sand pendant]

watch butch get put on a 6 month waitlist for some simple bloodwork

UK moment

[vagrant nova]

:(

[rotund brook]

Oh yea I was kidding near the end sorry

[vital sail]

just ask your local vampire

[vagrant nova]

icl i‘d just pay out of pocket then

[sharp sandal]

I also was trying smth else for sleep issues and... most other issues lol

But i cant say that here

[rotund brook]

You should get evaluated if you can for sleep issues though. Generally consistent nightmares have a cause

[vital sail]

maybe the 7000 hours of tarkov on 3 years

[sharp sandal]

I know why it happens, its not smth i can really fix other than hoping i get over it or past it.

Remember what i told you in dms a while back?

Thats part of it.

[rotund brook]

Ahhh yea that sucks

[vagrant nova]

☹️ im sorry to hear that

[sharp sandal]

yeah xD

[frank brook]

i go to a PA costco and buy 10 boxes for about 3 months, around $100 for me paired with normal groceries, 250ml cans
and its the brand I prefer, I'm definitely doing better than the majority of my coworkers

[rotund brook]

Welp. You have more time awake to eat mayo pizza I guess

[sharp sandal]

I'd rather be put back on celexa again than eat mayo pizza

[vagrant nova]

would u rather eat arbys or mayo on pizza

[sharp sandal]

we dont have arby's here

[frank brook]

arbys motz sticks and milkshakes are good

[vagrant nova]

john what about u 😭

[sand pendant]

i dont even know what arbys are

[vital sail]

rabbies

[white arch]

Holy diabetus

[sand pendant]

oh, US fast food chain nr. 346

[rotund brook]

Arby’s had gyros that were pretty decent for their price a while back but that was 9 years ago.

[dawn scaffold]

Arby's is good, dont diss

[sand pendant]

how do yall have so many fast food brands 😭

[vagrant nova]

white castle or mayo pizza

[rotund brook]

Arby’s was not good last I checked. Which speaks to how long it’s been since I checked

[sand pendant]

no wonder everyone says americans are obese

[dawn scaffold]

Murika

[knotty musk]

genuinely i cannot just go in and tell them

they will offer every other kind of test

as long as they have it to hand

[rotund brook]

I’m on a diet rn to cut so I can’t actually have either

[frank brook]

holy assumption

[vagrant nova]

on god bro we have like 2-5 fast food chains

[sand pendant]

average UK healthcare L

[sharp sandal]

Ok im gonna go buy doner kebab and maybe smth else

[sand pendant]

ikr?

[knotty musk]

common nhs L

[vital sail]

oh come on man

now i want doner

[knotty musk]

put mayo on it

[vital sail]

i do

i put mayo on pizza too

[vagrant nova]

i am really sad to hear that bro ☹️

[sand pendant]

döners are like 8 bucks these days i cant afford them

[vagrant nova]

inject mayo into your blood like compound v maybe that‘ll fix it

[sand pendant]

maybe like once a month if at all

[vital sail]

compound v

oh the a train thing

[vagrant nova]

yes why are u repeating what i said 😭

parrot ahh

[vital sail]

ahh

[sharp sandal]

Ight i'll be gone for ~1 hour

[vagrant nova]

i‘ve always heard that NHS was bad but i couldnt imagine it being that bad

[white arch]

Who is gona be camping the icebreaker transit on release?

[sharp sandal]

if anyone needs me, ping me in here because i hate discord mobile and checking for message requests

[vital sail]

need hof speed?

[white arch]

[vagrant nova]

like u cant even do a simple blood analysis 😭

[sand pendant]

idk, what fast food brands do we have? mcdonalds, burger king, subway, sometimes KFC, pizza hut (though ive only seen em in munich)

[harsh shell]

??circle

[reef condor]

The cheapest confirmed circle recipes are all from Peacekeeper, here they are listed per trader level.
LL1 - 5 mp5's
LL2 - 2 MPX Suppressed #eft-chat message
LL3 - Flea dependent - G28 barter #eft-chat message (1 labs card)
LL4 - THOR IC armor⁠ #eft-chat message (1 sas drive) <- Prompts a 12 hour circle as per the soft armour price changes - do not use.

[sand pendant]

technically there is a taco bell somewhere in frankfurt afaik

[knotty musk]

my brother just had to pay for a private brain scan because the NHS doctors would even entertain the idea of a brain scan and then they found a cyst on his brain

[vagrant nova]

dont forget loco chicken (garbage) 😭

[knotty musk]

im very passionate about hating the NHS

[sand pendant]

these exist here?

never seen one

[harsh shell]

6 hour W

[vagrant nova]

thats so fucked up man im sorry to hear that

[sand pendant]

pizza hut actually wasnt bad last time i went (was like 5-6 years ago?)

[knotty musk]

and my mum got put on an 8 month waiting list after she had a mini bleed on her brain

like w

let your patients die

[vital sail]

but why tho

What causes such hold up

[knotty musk]

there is no reason

[vagrant nova]

economic stagnation and budget cuts

[knotty musk]

not even

[sand pendant]

if UK had canadian legislation, youd know what doctors would recommend on a small headache

NHS is fucking cooked

[knotty musk]

all the hospitals are empty

barely anyone in them besides old people

[vital sail]

understaffed?

[knotty musk]

nope

[sand pendant]

nah, just no money

[vital sail]

so just morons

[vagrant nova]

they cut the bonus on psychotherapists or something like that here in germany by 7-10% iirc

[knotty musk]

im an avid nhs hater

theres no excuses for the level they operate at

[sand pendant]

biblical greed

[vital sail]

lowkey being a doctor aint worth it

[sand pendant]

yeah, it really isnt

[vital sail]

dont they get like barely any free time

[knotty musk]

i went in to my GP and tried to get something done about my fatigue and the doctor asked if i frequetly get migraines, to which i said yes, all the time. He wrote down on my medical notes that i dont get migraines

and he also said that he checked my blood pressure in that appointment and he just didnt

made it up, said my blood pressure was normal

[vital sail]

just swing at that point

[sand pendant]

besides the fact that you need to ace your whole 3 final years at a gymnasium to even be ALLOWED to study medicine in germany, there also arent any spaces left and you usually get put on a waitlist for around 5 years

all that and med school and the pain that comes with it for an above average salary

[frank brook]

and if a mf is a paraplegic?

[vital sail]

what

[frank brook]

are they just disallowed from practicing medicine now?

[sand pendant]

we call a gymnasium the highest level of school in germany, its a common mistranslation i suppose

[frank brook]

oh thank god

[sand pendant]

basically like high school

[vagrant nova]

tbh it is bad but the government pays like 2mil euros to finance ONE student going through med school by having free education

[sand pendant]

you need perfect grades for your final 3 years straight to even have the qualifications for med school

[knotty musk]

nhs pisses me the fuck off

[frank brook]

I'd understand that for an academic scholarship of some kind, but I dont think you guys pay much for education do you?

[sand pendant]

yeah, atleast the government does something right in that regard

rare german government W

[vital sail]

really rare

[vagrant nova]

nah i pay like 350€ every 6 months for my semester tuition lmao

[sand pendant]

nothing compared to the US tbh

[vital sail]

300k debt

[sand pendant]

i pay like 140€ every semester

[frank brook]

Then you should be able to pay for extra schooling if you only want to go into medicine then idk

[vagrant nova]

??? 140?

[knotty musk]

average network provider 2 gameplay

[sand pendant]

yep

[vagrant nova]

where tf do u study bruh

[sand pendant]

not gonna dox myself xd

[vagrant nova]

just say the uni name lmao

[knotty musk]

wait i forgot theres rogues at the fucking landing stage area

[sand pendant]

its not some high prestige uni like TUM lmao

[knotty musk]

piece of shit

[vagrant nova]

ohh

[vital sail]

youre repeating yourself

[harsh shell]

did bsg buff the shit out of arena crates?

[vital sail]

get it?

repeat

[vagrant nova]

FREQUENCY MODE 🗣️

[sand pendant]

i fully understand your pain

[vital sail]

Freakuency

[sand pendant]

fuck lighthouse

[vital sail]

excuse me sir

[sand pendant]

imma make myself some pizza rq

atleast i dont need mayo for it like some freaks in this chat

[vagrant nova]

imma make myself an oat bowl

🥀

tiefkühlgefrohrene pizza 🗣️

[sand pendant]

actually piccolinis im making myself rn

wagner piccolinis were 44% off at LIDL, i snagged them up real fast

[sand pendant]

but fr, i imagine butch looking like jared letos the joker when he glazes about mayo

[vital sail]

tried pronouncing that and now im a saudi arabian prince

what spell is that

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/mayo-mayonnaise-eat-yum-hungry-gif-16247476

[sand pendant]

rare butch footage before he went bald

[knotty musk]

i have wonderful hair, thank you very much

back off

[sand pendant]

(x) doubt

[vital sail]

that guy has wonderful hair as well

[knotty musk]

@vagrant nova can vouch

[silk prairie]

this guy is a little weird

[sand pendant]

its just butch eating lunch

[silk prairie]

its okay then cause its butch

[frank brook]

mouthfulls of oil and egg

yum

[knotty musk]

ngl i am not pleased about doing network provider 2 with all these rogues

i usually just run in with a pistol and disconnect after planting 2 of them

[sand pendant]

ive only seen rogues at blue chalet and the beach near sunken house

idk where else they spawn

[knotty musk]

yeah i need to plant 2 near the sunken shit

these fuckers gonna be in the bushes and shit

[sand pendant]

bring an RFB with a 2x and BCP

[median loom]

yay i found a marked room key

[knotty musk]

OW

that pmc was huge

[white arch]

Ambatoblow, he was soo loaded

[knotty musk]

+1 td1 i guess

[white arch]

Havent you done the first one?

[knotty musk]

its a new prestige

yummy new kit

[vagrant nova]

couldve stopped at ,this guy is wonderful‘

mayo a day keeps the doctor away

[molten trench]

Vixenex

hiiii

[drowsy jolt]

yo are raiders not spawning on reserve rn i cannot find any ive done 10+ raids now even after turning on all power

[molten trench]

They do, just rarely now that the event is up

[grand pagoda]

ive done that to my teammate once

[worthy briar]

??headsets

[reef condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523438319929917441/1496215841258340514/TarkovEarChart4kNoPrice.png?ex=69e91316&is=69e7c196&hm=37b10fc6dcc1780c14f2d5ebd872cf5734b9e66ddfaf7f537e4e00df2156a601&

[warped canyon]

Always rac com 5 or 6

[soft haven]

always m32

[warped canyon]

Or libs if ur broke

[fathom glade]

can i contact an in game support ? or smthn got a weird (WEIRD AF) bug

[warped canyon]

U can but shit takes ages

??br

[reef condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523438319929917441/1357862181311615208/N50ll0g.png?ex=67f1bf33&is=67f06db3&hm=ea8a8942b7eea52effa8b85950c0cfed7ace61fc267342834a1660ab4334887b&

[fathom glade]

aight hear me out

i had a bug at streets last night my guns heats up and jams after 1/2 bullets

i thought yeah m unlucky

[knotty musk]

change your system clock settings

[fathom glade]

kept happenin for 6 straight games

[fathom glade]

I DID

it fixed it (i thought so)

when i played streets again i was shootin at sm1 my gun jammed after 1 bullet and i died

1 bullet and the silencer is fully red

[knotty musk]

well nothing else you can do besides make a bug report

theres no in game support here

[sharp sandal]

ok back

[cyan crag]

not yummy

[fathom glade]

by windows time settings u mean the start up type ? -> Automatic ? @knotty musk

[knotty musk]

im assuming youve seen the same reddit post i did

[fathom glade]

yeah

[vagrant nova]

reddit 🥀

[cyan crag]

blooket

[white arch]

Just set it to auto bro

[fathom glade]

It sadly is on auto already

[silent laurel]

Is walking into raids in PVE with 420 rounds of ammo considered excessive?

[molten trench]

It's pve, who cares

[knotty musk]

interesting observation regarding the wtp rogues

only the building 2 AGS rogue was angry at me after killing the event rogues at landing stage last raid

[silent laurel]

Then what if it wasn't in PVE?

[white arch]

Try setting it to something else then back to auto

Also press the sync now button

[molten trench]

I wouldn't take 420 rounds in PvP ever

[silent laurel]

Fair, and thank you

[white arch]

Unless you are Magmark ofc

[sand pendant]

i usually bring spare 2-3 mags depending on the gun and a stack of ammo

that comes to around maybe 200 rounds AT MOST

if its a bolti, maybe 20 bullets and a loaded pistol for scavs

[burnt coral]

anyone with a gym want to help a bro out? all my friends prestiged zzz

[vagrant nova]

oi

[knotty musk]

i may have had a lapse in judgement

i took aks 74ub to wtp with PP

and a specter

[sharp sandal]

What

bro takee an LPVO

[sand pendant]

not exactly a long range gun

[sharp sandal]

But dont diss the AKS-74U

AKS-74U is god's weapon.

[knotty musk]

its fine i killed the ags guy on 2

[coral urchin]

is anyone else laggin super bad in arena im legit at 170 the entire time on my own servers

[knotty musk]

did you see theyre remaking dorms on arena

[vagrant nova]

11-4 on TF rn and we are losing

W teammates

won 5-4 w

[vital sail]

lost 6-7

[regal pelican]

hello my game is have problem million red pixels everywhere how i am fix this problem

[knotty musk]

no idea

ask in #community-support

[sand pendant]

driver issue most likely

[vital sail]

streets single handedly keeps my kd in the negatives

god this map is trash

[sand pendant]

common streets L

[vital sail]

just want to complete the unheard questline dude

[knotty musk]

here we go

[vital sail]

and it spawns me on the opposite fucking end

[sand pendant]

time to suffer me boy

[white arch]

Anti aliasing issue, google it and you will find a solution fast

[knotty musk]

i dont really have very good ammo

this is gonna suck

[rigid zephyr]

whats it called

[vital sail]

wheres the peninsuela

whole lighthouse or

[rigid zephyr]

south side of map

[regal pelican]

Can you send me link pls

[vital sail]

so the side where noone goes to

do chalets count

[rigid zephyr]

yeh pretty much

[rigid zephyr]

yes thats the best place to go

[silk prairie]

whole map is empty too 🎉 good luck

[rigid zephyr]

it ends just after that area pretty much

[knotty musk]

its everywhere up to the wtp basically

[vital sail]

love it

[knotty musk]

like half way up that road

[white arch]

Just type tarkov red lines on google bro, it's legit the first link. Also when in doubt run DDU

[rigid zephyr]

hated the spawn changed, that quest sucks now

[vital sail]

i mean im a lighthouse enjoyer

but 15 is definitely something

[rigid zephyr]

everyone just camps red rebel or chalets, the least fun kind of pvp

[white arch]

Maybe if the map wasnt soo linear then ppl wouldnt camp it

[vital sail]

oh my fucking god i took the wrong key

im actually going to delete this fuckass game dude

[soft haven]

yousss bunzzzzzz

😹

[silk prairie]

just necked a altyn user with 7b42

[knotty musk]

td1 sr25 + assessment

what could possibly go wrong

im throwing by not having punisher 4 unlocked

but hey

i just want lightkeeper unlocked and ready before icebreaker

just in the event bsg is sadistic

[vagrant nova]

dropped 45 kills on LH with the m60 lmao

[warped canyon]

More M60 gameplay

Loading that fkrr with Ultra noss

[vagrant nova]

M60 is busted in arena

200 rounds of M80 with altyn and tier 5 plates

[rigid zephyr]

yeh surprised they aint changed it yet

[knotty musk]

i love lighthouse timing

i sit and watch some spawns for 10 minutes

i run away to go chalets

the spot i was watching starts popping off

[rigid zephyr]

typical mate

[vital sail]

damn feels bad for whoever i just killed

dude sponsored me with ammo

[knotty musk]

w lighthouse gameplay

[rigid zephyr]

red rebel rat?

[knotty musk]

got no other real choice, the players exclusively pass through here or are in bushes on the beach side

or they spawn in trainyard

[rigid zephyr]

Yep, they just need to make extraction like other maps, to force people to move across the map

it breaks pvp on the map

[knotty musk]

ive ONLY heard people fighting the landing stage rogues but that was after i ran over here and climbed up

other than that, no other noise

[rigid zephyr]

the fact you can spawn at northern, and extract at your spawn is stupid, you could kill a few rogues and leave, grab your quest and leave, stupid extractions on lighthouse, you dont have to move if you dont want

[slim kestrel]

Is there ever players on ETS?

[knotty musk]

not really, you have to schedule raids with players in your region to get people in your raids, basically

[royal flare]

Whence was the last banwave? feels like forever.

[knotty musk]

🛌

bsg destroyed this map

[vagrant nova]

oi

[royal sinew]

butch ratting 🥀

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