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timber citrus
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I'm gonna try and find a teammate honestly

rotund iron
timber citrus
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My last death was to the left right out of spawn by the first electrical box to some dudes over the blue fence that I'm pretty sure are black division.

rotund iron
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just watch sheef's guide if you are having trouble, but ya that second group of 4 camping in the building i think is the hardest part of the entire thing

timber citrus
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Got pinned by scav army and suppressed sprayers

rotund iron
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black division does not engage you until you get your gear back

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so i don't think that was them

timber citrus
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Who the fuck was shooting suppressed then

rotund iron
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the friendlies maybe?

timber citrus
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Right to the left of first electrical box

rotund iron
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they will shoot you if you stand in front of them

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you just need to take off running man

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go watch sheef's video

timber citrus
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Gotcha

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I will

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I was watching very bad scav first

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I'll do sheef this time

mighty pebble
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sheef is a chad at this game

rotund iron
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he makes it look easy. study the route and play super sweaty on your peaks

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you will get it

mighty pebble
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probably one of the best youtuber players

dusty perch
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??codes

reef condorBOT
unique hill
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yeah i gotta do my terminal run too lowkey just wanna spam it this weekend

timber citrus
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I'm rushing so I don't lose off of time

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Surely 3rd attempt is going to be the one

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(I haven't made it past armory yet) eft_PrapKEK

final wigeon
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on my clear. Killa spawned and chased us

timber citrus
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Lol

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Sanitar is gonna nade me

stray yew
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wheres the secret spot with all the good 5.45 ammo?

tight linden
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Will arena clothes be available in pvp at some point? Like the battle pass stuff?

final wigeon
stray yew
timber citrus
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MVD

harsh shell
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why this guy bring an altyn to factory

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and why my frames go down when i shoot him

fallen sage
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does transiting off map to another work for survive and extract?

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or do i have to live on the next one

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i keep having to reconnect but im next to a transit

rotund iron
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study the video. the building right after armory is tough

surreal moth
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is discord fixed yet

fickle kite
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Why is Prestige 1 so hard to get still wtf. Like you're telling me i have to actually play the main game and find a DVD drive, Edrill, and 2 sewing kits in raid??? Let me just pay for it

fickle kite
surreal moth
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i wonder if sylvia has died yet

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in zomboid

jagged tree
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??Event

reef condorBOT
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Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!

surreal moth
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better question, i wonder if she’s got a big rig

fallen sage
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im going to lose my mind is the servers going to *** or is it my net

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reserve is even worse

potent knoll
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rogues on shoreline seemed to be pretty killable online, i dont know reserve so i played a bit offline and they are terrifying. Is this just on/offline or is there any difference between maps you guys noticed?

light barn
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50 and 16 on arena

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feels good

ember jacinth
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Why is healing after a raid costing me money? It didn't until now

rotund brook
surreal moth
rotund brook
rotund brook
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fr

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fed hop on tarkov

surreal moth
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i just got to hangry dave’s chicken

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dave seems angry

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but his chicken is nice

tiny flame
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Twinnamon rolls I need an opinion

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I'm gonna spray paint my replica M4 a Deep blue fading into a black

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Muzzle is deep blue right until the mag area where it'll be fully faded into black

surreal moth
tiny flame
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May do leopard spots of white to replicate stars

tiny flame
wise fossil
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do any girls wanna play tarkov with me?

tiny flame
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fuh naw

wise fossil
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ok

surreal moth
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i laughed

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i’m so sorry geon

light barn
wise fossil
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wym

light barn
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ill go on a tarkov date to dorms 206 with u

ember jacinth
light barn
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3RD round on arena this guy has 15 kills

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team fight btw

thorny grail
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hey does anyone know can scav attack rogue, does rogue attack scav at shoreline???

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does it minus rep if I kill rogue as scav

grizzled scroll
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freak the fuck out and sell everything its over

grizzled scroll
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you will not lose rep

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they are hostile to you

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in the truck by construction

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what is that pfp bro 😭

harsh shell
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lmao what

ornate sapphire
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try labs 🐹

tidal oar
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try reading the task message

grizzled scroll
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customs

surreal moth
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interesting

grizzled scroll
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do you..need that as your pfp?

harsh shell
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@wicked pollen yo is this the girl youve been talking to

grizzled scroll
ember jacinth
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... You support Nazi's?

blazing plume
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not how that works btw

ember jacinth
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lmao what a fuckin loser

surreal moth
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guys chill

blazing plume
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W ragebait

grizzled scroll
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pretty sure your pfp violates some rule here..

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just letting you know

tidal oar
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i mean it violates discords rules, if enough people report it, they'll probably bar him from using pictures or just have him change it

untold sluice
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nah theyll just delete the account

ember jacinth
nova niche
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cool

grizzled scroll
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@rotund brook there is a nazi in main

blazing plume
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😭

grizzled scroll
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✌️ so long brochacho

ember jacinth
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bye bye lmao

gritty drift
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ez ban thank you admins

tidal oar
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wow dude, some people are just so lonely, that those are the ways they look for attention, it's crazy

nova niche
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why do people do things when im trying to sleep

gritty drift
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freedom of speech doesn't prevent you getting punched in the mouth for exercising your opinion. remember that guys

grizzled scroll
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i was gonna ping you, i contacted mod mail but nobody opened the ticket

nova niche
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u dont have a modmail up

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so either it never sent or the bot hiccuped

grizzled scroll
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it kept going back to 1

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so thats probably why

tidal oar
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either way he's gone, moving on

nova niche
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try to open a modmail rn

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see if it does it rq

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need to see if its a ur end bug or not

tidal oar
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what event did you win @grizzled scroll

grizzled scroll
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might be a bug with mobile

nova niche
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can u restart ur discord and try again?

grizzled scroll
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mayhaps

nova niche
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I know fed opened a ticket on mobile

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actually he may have had an already open ticket

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@surreal moth

grizzled scroll
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still didnt work

grizzled scroll
nova niche
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hm

grizzled scroll
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it was an event where you had to find the most cat graffiti on all the maps

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you can see my submissions on my youtube catfinda

surreal moth
grizzled scroll
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(its a really shitty video)

nova niche
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lemme check if any are still up

surreal moth
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i got it immediately lol

nova niche
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if not, im gonna close ur ticket

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and reopen one, gimme a sec

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@surreal moth open a ticket, on mobile if u can

surreal moth
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worked for me

steel scroll
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I just planted the flight recorder and it shows it as red minus on the task????

nova niche
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opened for fed, might be one of those infamous discord client side issues

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@grizzled scroll try to make a ticket on PC when u can, ping me when u do

surreal moth
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discord has been shitting itself the last hour or so

quaint sable
nova niche
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Akog shut up and go back to customs

quaint sable
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What's a discord issue

magic crater
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what time do player scavs spawn on reserve?

quaint sable
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How you know I was on customs

surreal moth
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pls guys i’m in the middle of a delicious chicken meal

quaint sable
nova niche
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Im watching

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Waiting

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Scheming

surreal moth
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no more mod mails

quaint sable
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Did I kill you or you kill me or sum?

civic widget
nova niche
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FUCK

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blame fed

quaint sable
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I died a lot today on customs

nova niche
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he DMd me back

quaint sable
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Rip

civic widget
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Fed? Okay. Executing Fed.

nova niche
civic widget
quaint sable
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When did I say I was going to customs

nova niche
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When didn't you say?

quaint sable
nova niche
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Your soul shouted Customs

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We knew

quartz ether
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??codes

reef condorBOT
quaint sable
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I will find you.

nova niche
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ok noob

quaint sable
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Ok dude

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Not cool

nova niche
frail stratus
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just started hardcore

nova niche
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niceu

quaint sable
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Now uninstall and you can be happy again

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😎

frail stratus
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level 10 already, besides i had to wipe my account anyway to access the 1.0 content which was cringe

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one vector from a box was enough to snowball me and my friend to this point

harsh shell
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cheesecake

brittle crater
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You guys seem aight. Don't go to Interchange rn

surreal moth
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is chat dead or is discord dead

brittle crater
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Yes

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I'm eating cowboy beans rn and then reaping the souls on Interchange

surreal moth
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i’m dead ahaa 😛 ✌🏻

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what’s a cowboy beans?

shy drift
brittle crater
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It's, uh

shy drift
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I'm calling in sick for work I cba

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I'm so ill rn

surreal moth
brittle crater
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Pinto + nothern beans, bacon, onions, tomatoes, and other stuff

surreal moth
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hopefully it’s not that sickness that lingers around for another 3 weeks and makes it feel like you just don’t wanna do anything

brittle crater
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I like to put garlic in mine

surreal moth
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maybe that’s just depression

surreal moth
brittle crater
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Hey Alexa, play Museum of Consciousness by Shpongle

surreal moth
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what’s that

brittle crater
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It's a Museum, but for Consciousnesses

surreal moth
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i meant alexa

brittle crater
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Oh it's my little robot butler.

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I tell it what to do and it does it

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Or wouldn't she be a robot maid?

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Idk, shes terrible at cleaning

surreal moth
brittle crater
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It takes her a few days but she learns her lesson quickly

surreal moth
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i laughed

brittle crater
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💀

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Fr though where the fuck is everyone

civic widget
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dead

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apparently

brittle crater
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Hundreds of thousands of people in this server and it's just us three chatting

civic widget
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it do be weird

surreal moth
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is there any amount of time that’s too long to wait at a stop sign

civic widget
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if the road is clear, probably

civic widget
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if you're waiting for traffic not really

brittle crater
vital sail
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i can't leave my citizens alone

surreal moth
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i’m gonna use that logic when a mod tells me to stop i can just continue when it’s clear and they’re gone

brittle crater
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Here, have some beans

civic widget
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How dedicated

brittle crater
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🫘

vital sail
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please do

surreal moth
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i’m a good chatter don’t worry

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wouldn’t want to lose my pink name

civic widget
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as if you could

wise fossil
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dog 5th grade hard asf 😭 😭

brittle crater
willow berry
brittle crater
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Or a ||7th||

vital sail
brittle crater
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He said the thing, chat

waxen bane
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does anyone know why a M4A1 might be bolt jamming every 5-10 bullets?

waxen bane
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specifically a bolt jam too

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I got about 10 in a row before I died with it

vital sail
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Probably just getting unlucky

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jamming starts at 93

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less than 91 isnt reliable

fathom bramble
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guys

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whats promo codes

vital sail
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take a guess

fathom bramble
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fym take a guess

brittle crater
reef condorBOT
fathom bramble
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what are the codes

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thank u bro

brittle crater
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Yah

vital sail
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smh

brittle crater
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I miss the ruaf extract on customs

teal monolith
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How long does it take for the support to answer after u make a ticket

fathom bramble
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what do u neex?

brittle crater
fathom bramble
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Im support

surreal moth
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emerald jade green ball

fathom bramble
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lmk what u need

surreal moth
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no

teal monolith
spice bane
fathom bramble
brittle crater
teal monolith
brittle crater
surreal moth
teal monolith
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Still don’t understand how something like this happens tho like I was upgrading stuff in hideout then game crash and reset my lvl and character ? Like how

brittle crater
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Like when they ask you to describe step by step what you were doing prior to your issue, that shit genuinely fucking matters because they need to replicate that series of code to find the issue

fathom bramble
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bro im so poor ts pmo im hopping on arena breakout inf

vital sail
brittle crater
fathom bramble
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I know

brittle crater
vital sail
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"club penguin is dead"

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no

brittle crater
fathom bramble
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I love tarkov but the only reason im not gonna play rn is cus i have like 63 rubles

teal monolith
brittle crater
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My horrors made in real time

fathom bramble
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And nothing in stash

brittle crater
brittle crater
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Like you literally have to lose every single raid you play, ever

fathom bramble
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i DO bro

teal monolith
surreal moth
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let’s do this

fathom bramble
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it makes me mad

vital sail
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take break or somethin

brittle crater
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Dude has a zero SR 😭

fathom bramble
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Bro i just got on btw

vital sail
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try surviving

fathom bramble
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And lost my last 16k

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i try bro

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i can survive on interchange

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but i wanna learn woods

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i just cant

vital sail
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16k aint enough for my mags bro😭

surreal moth
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scav run

fathom bramble
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have like 10 mins lext

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left

brittle crater
fathom bramble
vital sail
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thought you were talking bout the cc at first

brittle crater
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Generally you want to use sniper rock as your compass

fathom bramble
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And it just got fun

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been playing it more

vital sail
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abi is nice

wise fossil
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abi has no wall banging thats why i dont play it

teal monolith
vital sail
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it does

wise fossil
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a fucking curtain can stop a round in that game

vital sail
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not it cant

wise fossil
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only through doors

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dude ive tested it and i had closed beta access

fathom bramble
vital sail
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right

fathom bramble
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where in abi you can buy the same stuff everytime

vital sail
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it is literally just casual tarkov

teal monolith
vital sail
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which the mechanics wasnt as snappy tho, thats why i switched to tarkov

fathom bramble
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i genuinely only know interchange extracts

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Thats one more thing what pmo

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i get the hyper realism but fuck

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Add a map or something

rigid flax
teal monolith
surreal moth
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they’ll guide you, or ask in chit chat

teal monolith
fathom bramble
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I learn it on my own

rigid flax
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Which one of yall is MoverTax

fathom bramble
surreal moth
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uh okay

fathom bramble
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like a map u can see ur self on and all that

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bro id quit abi if thats the case

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if tarkov had maps

teal monolith
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It’s not pussy to ask for help the learning curve in this game is different

fathom bramble
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Id quit everything

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my job

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everything

teal monolith
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Or something like that

fathom bramble
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oh

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Thats bs

teal monolith
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I like

median loom
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Figured I'd ask again today. Has anyone prestiged yet and if so did you lose your Killa Tracksuit as well?

teal monolith
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And don’t be afraid to ask for help it’s easier to learn if y play with experienced players I’ve learned a lot by playing with friends

fathom bramble
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What if tarkov had Free loadouts like Arc raiders

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that would kinda ruin game

fathom bramble
teal monolith
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Ask here do u play pve or PvP

fathom bramble
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Wym

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Nobody plays pve

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Ruins the whole point of the game

teal monolith
hidden vector
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Does a Labs lobby exist without at least 75% of it being 150000 hour Lab Mains?

fathom bramble
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actuslly

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why

teal monolith
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If u whant add me we can play together

fathom bramble
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how much hours u got?

fathom bramble
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Dm me

teal monolith
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I need to get my account fixed first tho

fathom bramble
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oh

teal monolith
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Like 200

hidden vector
brazen steppe
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lol 54 hrs on game, santa backpack, level 5, aimbot. love thatfor me

brittle crater
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Squad mains are on full throttle tonight

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Absolutely zero solos

fathom bramble
woeful falcon
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do yall know when twitch drops start?

teal monolith
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Icebreaker event I think

woeful falcon
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aight bet

teal monolith
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Damn i wanna play so bad but my fooking account I might fuck things up if i progress

tropic hearth
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genuine question stuck on 'synchonising with players' for 6 minutes like my team is already dead I haven't spawned in wtf is going on

fierce gorge
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how do co-op extracts work with diminishing returns? i havent seen any info on this topic whatsoever online. Is it similar to car extracts or do the returns not diminish at all

dim nebula
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who thought it was a good idea to reset saved builds when prestiging

tropic hearth
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wiki should say they diminish iirc

fierce gorge
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i dont think the wiki mentions it icl

tropic hearth
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you can't get ,25 everytime forever that would be incredibly busted for rep

teal monolith
fierce gorge
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if you know off the top of ur head

tropic hearth
fierce gorge
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ok thank you

tropic hearth
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yes happy scavving my friend

molten trench
tropic hearth
vital sail
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Holy shit i gotta quit this game dude

surreal moth
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bonk

vital sail
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left my house and heard the tripwire sound😭

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black safe ptsd

quiet apex
wanton marten
molten trench
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What's the bot command for wiki

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??wiki

molten trench
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Not that

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If I wanna link a wiki page through the bot

surreal moth
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!whatever

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!setup

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like that

molten trench
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I see

cold brook
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on the topic of

surreal moth
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no

cold brook
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fed, when are you getting sherpad by invective?

surreal moth
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i think he quit

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or was having difficulties with tarkov idk

brittle crater
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A nice big hug

reef condorBOT
surreal moth
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gumbo

brittle crater
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Huh

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Go away, Zeppelin

ruby tartan
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ANYONE else have the servers take a shit just now?

ashen star
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anyone got a glorious e mask on their scav???

brittle crater
ruby tartan
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I knew it. damnit nikki, I will not stop my sexual relations with your mom. you don't have to call me dad but stop DCing me.

surreal moth
strange blaze
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Hey was sanitars bag changed to no longer give positive space?

brittle crater
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Nah, I don't trust clankers

elder moth
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When are they changing what maps have raiders on it

strange blaze
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And also what would've happened if I had a ton of stacked sanitary bags in my stash with stuff when the update for that came out

strange blaze
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What bag am I thinking of then?

molten trench
molten trench
strange blaze
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Oh I'm dumb I see

elder moth
molten trench
elder moth
molten trench
sly ravine
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When is the even ending ???

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The questline related

molten trench
sly ravine
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Okay we got time to do these quests than

molten trench
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You can do all of them in a day, so yeah, there's only 4 quests

wise fossil
rigid flax
molten trench
sour lichen
molten trench
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I don't doubt that

sour lichen
loud gazelle
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does anyone know if pve achievements go to arena or do i gotta do them on pvp as well

frigid torrent
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Where should I go for cheater reporting with video proof?

surreal moth
frigid torrent
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There has to be a better system than that

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...

chrome ridge
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Is it possible for bosses to be friendly as scav if you don’t have 6 rep, I was scaving interchange and tagilla wasn’t shooting me, I had 3.50 scav rep

wise fossil
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tagilla isnt on interchange so that makes no sense. grow the hell up.

dawn ginkgo
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why you cannot report someone for throwing in arena

chrome ridge
wise fossil
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oh

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idk lol sorry

chrome ridge
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👍

honest elbow
wise fossil
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i was just kidding 😛

chilly laurel
honest elbow
vital sail
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6 rep just guarantees it

chrome ridge
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Thanks

quiet dust
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does weapon mastery do anything

civic widget
civic widget
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It has some bonuses but mainly being able to reload while ADS iirc

chrome ridge
civic widget
chrome ridge
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Thanks

civic widget
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the ones with guards tend to do it more imo but not sure how accurate that is in reality

vital marlin
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Question: is the Tagilla voice that can be obtained in Tarkov Arena used by PMCs?

vital marlin
# broken loom ye

Seriously? What does this look like in-game? I've never personally seen players with this voice.

broken loom
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unlocking myself atm just matching since 3h... cant finda a match but a m8 has got it unlocked

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any1 down for some arena

surreal moth
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what the hell

latent lantern
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hey I am getting around 350~ fps average in main tarkov but I get around 70~ on Arena... what's the deal?

onyx monolith
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??codes

reef condorBOT
floral shoal
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7 mins to load into ground zero is that normal?

vital sail
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No

quiet apex
brittle crater
brittle crater
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Becaise my PMC mm time is nearly instant

brittle crater
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No one tell him

vital sail
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tung

quiet apex
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💀

rigid flax
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what the hell

broken loom
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any1 else not capable of loading into shootout arena? each other mode ist instant basically but shootout doesnt work....

vital sail
brittle crater
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What the helios

vital sail
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@packgod humble this blud

orchid carbon
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how much longer is the event?

vital sail
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25th

brittle crater
reef condorBOT
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Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!

brittle crater
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Huh, thought there was a date on there

vital sail
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useless

brittle crater
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Only real homies hate on AI

quiet dust
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how tf do i get sniper scavs to un prone

vital sail
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tiktok comment sections are so trash ddude

vital sail
quiet dust
clear parcel
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pay to win

quiet dust
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that would explain why i got slammed by a scav the millisecond i tried to run up to the building to tell him to come down

clear parcel
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checks out

lucid wigeon
quiet dust
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finished the task the next raid though so there will be no tickling of the sniper scavs feet

calm nest
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yet another rage cheater on customs

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jfc next ban wave im gonna have 3 mil in reports

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wtf is this shit

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4 BT headshots to my tagilla, seemz legit

floral shoal
rotund brook
stray yew
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I just love streets

floral shoal
surreal moth
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someone say something interesting

stray yew
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something interesting

sacred zephyr
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always peepee while poopoo not always poopoo wen peepee

surreal moth
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w facts

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great one

sacred zephyr
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😎

floral shoal
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octopuses use coconut shells to build their own shelters

sacred zephyr
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im hard

stray yew
spice bane
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hermitcrabs form lines sorted by size when someone grows out of their shell and finds a new one

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so they pass on their original shell

surreal moth
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i regret what i said atp

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why do we pretend crabs aren’t just spiders

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they literally are just sea spiders

floral shoal
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crabman instead of spiderman haha

spice bane
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careful what you wish for

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spidercrabs are a thing

stray yew
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if you guys get the relax key are you selling it for 200k or using it twice?

brittle crater
#

Drink water

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This is a threat

vital sail
#

shut up man

cold brook
stray yew
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not my question... are you selling it for fast profit or using it to open the door

vital sail
#

im

brittle crater
#

Go hydrate

vital sail
stray yew
vital sail
brittle crater
brittle crater
vital sail
brittle crater
#

Like unironically

stray yew
vital sail
#

doesnt even make sense

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my body IS me

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how do i thank myself

brittle crater
#

Drink water and find out

stray yew
#

what browser do yall use/recommend? been using chrome my whole life but feel like there is better options out there.

vital sail
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Brave

floral shoal
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like it cause you can limit cpu/ram usage

vital sail
#

aint worth it

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didnt they have sum shady going on

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just use brave

stray yew
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why you like brave

vital sail
vital sail
#

built in adbkocker

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vpn whatever

stray yew
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oh nice, do you use google as your search engine tho?

vital sail
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yeah

stray yew
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gotcha

rotund brook
#

Guys the Heart Attack Grill is officially closed

vital sail
#

Actually no

vital sail
woeful beacon
#

??`codes

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??codes

reef condorBOT
pulsar gust
#

so ice breaker delayed or at the very end of month?

median loom
#

So I'm a windows 10 fan boy and I've been but i just decided to upgrade to windows 11, now with windows 10 you HAD to run SMT off but with windows 11 you can run it on and the performance increase for me on streets is very significant

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It's super super smooth now compared to before (9800x3d, 5070ti) I'm also getting performance increases all around in general.

brittle crater
#

Bruh the little Tagilla figurine in Arena yells tiny angry russian at you?

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How is that not the most based shit ever

mortal leaf
#

finally got that paper in with 9 minutes to spare eft_lul

median loom
mortal leaf
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no my college paper homie

median loom
mortal leaf
#

i been procrastinating that thing all day lolll

median loom
#

goodshit

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nothing like waiting till the last possible moment amirite

mortal leaf
#

hey i love hammering out 360 words in ten mins as much as the next lazy fuck

wintry tendon
#

copy and paste

mortal leaf
#

just found out menthols are banned in europe

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thats not gonna be a problem at all

wintry tendon
mortal leaf
wintry tendon
#

i smoke menthol too

mortal leaf
#

you in europe?

wintry tendon
#

nah

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proud to be american

mortal leaf
#

i usually am

wintry tendon
#

but honestly i love all countries there all pretty in there own ways

mortal leaf
#

i agree

chilly laurel
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😭

neat grail
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day 90 of asking for thick thigh baddie female operators in tarkov

mortal leaf
#

countries would be much prettier if they got along more

vital sail
#

oi euwie

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we need more spin offs

mortal leaf
#

we only got one rn homie

neat grail
#

wrong server oii c0nt

mortal leaf
#

and it merged

mortal leaf
#

butch has prob been spoiled by now honestly

wintry tendon
brittle crater
mortal leaf
brittle crater
#

Someone give this man his crown

mortal leaf
#

holy shit i could actually afford newports

brittle crater
#

I haven't smoked a menthol in around 10 years

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I am a Zyn man now

mortal leaf
#

good for you

brittle crater
#

That Zyn locks me in

mortal leaf
#

im prob gonna have to ditch the cigs anyway, just a giant thermal sig

storm thicket
#

Do you still get the drops after prestige?

brittle crater
storm thicket
#

Instant or after a while?

brittle crater
#

I got my twitch drops instantly

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All of them

storm thicket
#

When did u prestige

brittle crater
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A few days ago

storm thicket
#

I prestige yesterday and got nothing

brittle crater
#

Did you check your messages from Prapor?

storm thicket
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Yes

brittle crater
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All of them, not just the entry ones

surreal moth
#

queen Victoria was revolving

storm thicket
#

I think
Ill double check later

brittle crater
#

Because Prapor sends you like three different messages at the start of a new chara

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Or at least he does for me

delicate mist
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Wait does this game deadass only have like 2-3 lmgs

calm nest
#

literally

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12 minute account

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wow

brittle crater
#

Holy shit

mortal leaf
#

turbo timmy beat the tagilla mask

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there is a way

calm nest
#

12 min account

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killa kill achievement

surreal moth
#

W

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how’s that even possible

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12 minutes is like a raid or 2 if you’re quick

calm nest
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on customs too

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so yeah

surreal moth
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wait which killa achievement

mortal leaf
#

i mean he couldve got the achievements before 1.0 wipe

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so not a timmy in spirit

surreal moth
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12 minutes is a lifetime of the account

calm nest
surreal moth
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lol

calm nest
#

literally 12 minutes

mortal leaf
#

it says my lifetime is like 72 days but i got 2k hours

calm nest
#

im gonna fucking lose it

surreal moth
#

don’t lose it yet

wintry tendon
#

it came with the account wdym

surreal moth
#

huh

mortal leaf
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its how long youve been playing the wipe that number has always been fucked

calm nest
surreal moth
#

no

calm nest
#

hes fucking blatant

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LMAO

surreal moth
#

he’s just good

wintry tendon
#

legit

calm nest
#

HES RATTING TOO BTW

surreal moth
#

you take your unheard gun to interchange kill killa with the m855a1, exvil, go to customs with his gear and camp

mortal leaf
#

im so tempted to like take a screenshot of how long ivve had the game vs how long in game tarkov says i have

calm nest
#

im actually done with customs, i have died to 11 different rage cheaters in 2 days

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one of them has killed me twice

surreal moth
calm nest
#

like not even cope

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but blatant 20 hours gamers triple headshotting

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this shit is insane

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can we get wiggle that killed tarkov 2.0 on NA customs lobbys plz

polar delta
#

I cant do shooterborn on reserve

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The LAST map i need it on

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Because all the pmcs are killed by rogues within 2 seconds

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And the only place they spawn and don't get shot

young cliff
#

why does ground zero not have a labs transit

polar delta
#

They somehow get themselves killed the second I get there

polar delta
#

Theres like, a door to it on streets and factory

frank brook
#

rise and shine chat

calm nest
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im genuinely losing my mind

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fucking 2 hours

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i have done 1 SBIH and 2 TD3 kills

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and died to fucking 4 billion funny profiles

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was the steam sale 98% off

frank brook
#

nah just washed surely

sacred zephyr
#

shorley

wintry tendon
#

but i got streets done and td3 got 12 left

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resever and nobody pushing mark rooms is sad

calm nest
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i think the standing number for me is near 16

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def double digits

wintry tendon
#

tbh im on a surival streak of 17 rn

calm nest
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ah nice im just on the evil servers of doom and despair i suppose

wintry tendon
#

now arena for weekly till i get bumped fudge

calm nest
#

did they add like

wintry tendon
#

na east is what i play rn

calm nest
#

tarkov mousetrap but its just if youre a suspected cheater they put you in doom lobbies

frank brook
#

good region fr

calm nest
#

IS MY NAE DIFFERENT

wintry tendon
#

its easier for me for when Europe player ask to play

brittle crater
#

NAE is all I play

wintry tendon
#

but i can play eu or ru west is fun

calm nest
#

im gonna open my servers menu and see like

brittle crater
#

And can confirm it's a dog server

calm nest
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"Evil North America" is selected

brittle crater
wintry tendon
#

i get 17 ping central 33 east and 40 something west

frank brook
#

nae usually treats me well I never really have much of a reason to change

wintry tendon
#

tbh never like nac

calm nest
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he can attest i aint

median loom
#

i just ran into 4 literal bots on streets and died, i fucking hate playing this game high i suck ass

frank brook
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I'm inclined to believe you because no NAE player complains profusely unless they're really getting bummed

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or just shite

calm nest
frank brook
#

but you can tell generally

calm nest
#

customs became a hellhole

wintry tendon
#

??cope

calm nest
#

any time i run any sort of big kit i just get molested

frank brook
#

I think im indifferent to customs at best

calm nest
#

i had a record amount of headshots taken last week, my altyn took 8 headshots before i fell

frank brook
#

not a huge fan of the map, not opposed to it either

calm nest
#

the death screen

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literally 8 headshots of PST

frank brook
#

yummy concussion

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ever had one of those?

#

odd experience

median loom
#

I don't know if anyone seen what i said earlier but I upgraded to Windows 11 from 10 and seen a significant jump in FPS while also having SMT on

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SMT off actually hurt the performance

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The recent windows 11 updates really did help performance alot

frank brook
#

they also moved the settings button again

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fuck them

median loom
#

My streets is literally butter everywhere now

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I'm so happy 🙂

#

butter without fake frames 🙂

knotty musk
median loom
knotty musk
#

No I'm asking

wintry tendon
rotund brook
median loom
#

Yes I'm up to date

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why do you ask

knotty musk
#

Because I've ignored every update for the last 6 months

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Wondering if I should update

cold brook
#

why the fuck do I have to chamber my gun every time I spawn in arena

#

this is so ass 😭

median loom
#

Like when i say its significant from windows 10 I'm genuinely impressed

cold brook
median loom
#

My streets went from scoped in laggy af to buttahhhhh

knotty musk
#

You cant put a bullet in the chamber

median loom
#

Give it a shot Butch

knotty musk
#

Im already on windows 11 but I've completely ignored updates

median loom
#

I know, I'm talking about the updates

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i also debloated it to the maximum as well

knotty musk
#

Ye

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Who am I kidding tho, I definitely don't have the space lmao

cold brook
#

switching to a pkp so my gun just works when I spawn

vital sail
#

just ask it nicely

cold brook
#

yippie

calm nest
#

And to put the cherry on top BSG support replies to me by saying

#

“Is It In YoUr UnLocKed ClOThIng” IT AINT ON RAGMAN

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GOD DAMN OT

median loom
calm nest
#

Dude Nikita himself hates me

#

This gotta be a targeted attack

cold brook
#

just a guess

median loom
#

its not to be found in the wilderness of clothing selections under the man of rags himself.

calm nest
#

Ragman lost the box I guess

cold brook
#

he traded them in for paid tracksuits

feral ferry
#

Returning player after months of not playing, died to 5 cheaters already, fuck your game BSG.

median loom
white arch
calm nest
cold brook
#

just won a blastgang game beating off the back of the last enemy alive who did not see me, ran around the bomb for 10 seconds and didnt try to defuse 😭

median loom
calm nest
#

I went to buy it since I had 12 mil and lo and behold

white arch
#

fair

median loom
white arch
#

They will eventually re-install themselfs

fresh leaf
#

im going on terminal first time now. wish me luck im more confused after youtube than before haha

median loom
#

Goodluck

fresh leaf
vagrant nova
#

oi

median loom
calm nest
#

You remember the white and red ones they leaked?

median loom
#

you dont need 20 cards, you'll get it, are you going solo?

calm nest
#

New tracksuits soon

fresh leaf
median loom
calm nest
median loom
#

🫡

fresh leaf
harsh shell
fresh leaf
#

ahh

harsh shell
#

the o is a guy and the 7 is his arm

vagrant nova
median loom
#

You know what would be cool is if we could use our tracksuit free of cost

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haha now that would be sick

harsh shell
#

NO

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you will pay for your lobotomy

calm nest
fresh leaf
#

alright guys, hopefully see you on the other side (probably getting r*ped by black division in a second)

knotty musk
# vagrant nova oi

There I was fillin up the mota, I turnt around nd the li'tl gits dunna runna

calm nest
#

Haha that’d be cool

median loom
vagrant nova
#

buh

wicked pollen
calm nest
knotty musk
calm nest
#

Kek

vagrant nova
#

what episode are u at rn buh

knotty musk
#

Still episode 6

vagrant nova
knotty musk
#

I watch 1 episode every couple nights

harsh shell
wintry tendon
#

anyone watch the boys

frank brook
#

no spoilers

calm nest
#

I mean I guess they cover up the back windshield

frank brook
calm nest
#

But like on a sports car they’re awesome

clear venture
vagrant nova
#

training legs as a man got me feeling like megan thee stallion when i leave i swear

#

the gains goes straight to ur bum

vital sail
#

thanks for this piece of information

frank brook
cold brook
#

🤨

vagrant nova
#

@glad wadi future is doing the opening ceremony fifa 2026 😭

dawn scaffold
vagrant nova
#

this aint no cake this is a bakery

calm nest
#

Unc

#

Lightkeepers good little boy

dawn scaffold
frank brook
calm nest
#

Mentally

#

I actually am

vital sail
#

onto something

white arch
#

Did you change your pic again bro ^

vital sail
#

perchance

dawn scaffold
harsh shell
#

2 of my deaths that match were TKs

white arch
harsh shell
#

sheeesh

vagrant nova
calm nest
harsh shell
#

no i played with randoms on cn

calm nest
#

Trust

white arch
austere obsidian
#

When is it worth getting a thick weapons case?

#

is it when you can get two?

vital sail
#

when youre running out of storage

white arch
#

There aint a breakpoint bruh

vital sail
#

Hope that helped

white arch
#

If you need space then buy ezclap

vital sail
#

Are the servers down

calm nest
#

LMAO

#

the measure of server outage

harsh shell
#

yo calm down brev

vagrant nova
#

if (servers_down)
execute function: spam the fuck out of a discord server

calm nest
#

Is there Curse of Ra? Y/N
Y = yes
N = no

dawn scaffold
#

What in the schizo is going on?

vital sail
calm nest
#

Curse of ra guy is probably like the tarkov version of Oppenheimer

#

I have become death…

vital sail
#

I should start coding lowk

calm nest
#

Destroyer of cloud flare

vital sail
#

i want to buy property in egypt

#

What do they do

rotund brook
#

I’m putting curse of Ra on eft-chat

calm nest
#

They give you the property and

harsh shell
#

what they do for you is

#

they

fresh leaf
#

i cant interact at the terminal gate to transit? im in the right timezone??

harsh shell
#

give you the property

calm nest
fresh leaf
#

it says interact but nothing happens if i press F

vital sail
#

and what after

calm nest
#

👁️

vital sail
#

this is a time sensitive matter guys

harsh shell
#

fall

vital sail
#

ok lich

calm nest
#

Mac’s Sherpa session didn’t go well

vital sail
#

Man adventure time was mid af

harsh shell
vital sail
#

Not here tho

harsh shell
#

you dont seem excited

calm nest
vital sail
#

not in public

rotund brook
#

Guys go e date somewhere else please this is a game discord🙏

frank brook
vital sail
#

No

frank brook
#

yes

fresh leaf
#

can someone help me. i cant interact with the transit to terminal why :(((

wintry tendon
#

a kid show is like

vital sail
#

Steven universe was a good kids show

wintry tendon
#

land before time

tight jacinth
fresh leaf
frank brook
vital sail
#

No

frank brook
#

yes

fresh leaf
vital sail
#

No

tight jacinth
#

Did you activate any other transit bfore terminal?

calm nest
frank brook
#

cartoon network guy dead btw

calm nest
#

You’re 600 pounds

#

You might have a chance

tight jacinth
fresh leaf
#

thankyouuuuuuu

rotund brook
tight jacinth
fresh leaf
tight jacinth
#

Enjoy Terminal, its insane fun!

rotund brook
#

Plays interchange because the burger restaurants make him happy

fresh leaf
calm nest
#

Idiot

vital sail
#

never heard of her

tight jacinth
#

And dont die!

rotund brook
fresh leaf
calm nest
vital sail
#

yabadabadoo

calm nest
#

I’ll be here all night