eft-chat

[sand pendant]

1st special slot is recorder, 2nd is surv12, 3rd is flare gun

[vital sail]

stop talking about that bro

[frank niche]

Not if you labbing

[rigid flower]

dam i almost forgor how pve is fun.

[harsh shell]

are you jealous

[sand pendant]

i cba to switch paracord and flaregun all day

[teal ice]

why the hell you keep the recorder?

[vital sail]

of fucking course not

[blazing plume]

eh

[lime rapids]

which map on PVE has the most PMC's

[harsh shell]

hmmmm

sounds like youre jealous

[sand pendant]

because im doing story rn

[wise geode]

He’s so jealous

[vital sail]

whatever lets you sleep at night

bitch

[sand pendant]

ill switch it out and put paracord in as soon as i get savior

[teal ice]

[harsh shell]

meanie

[teal ice]

tbh i totally forgot about the story part after opening all the map

[frank niche]

Why you got paracord in container and not on special slots

[teal ice]

like i don't even bother with it

[vital sail]

dw i love you❤️‍🩹

[harsh shell]

said the meanie guy

[sand pendant]

@frank niche

[hardy sail]

oeft is back again with their poor ppl

[vital sail]

im just joking🥺😜🫣😀😄

[harsh shell]

i lowk need to like

actually loot stuff

[vital sail]

you think?

[harsh shell]

ive just been running at pvp and using their gear

i havent looted SHIT

[vital sail]

why would you loot shit

that would smell bad

[harsh shell]

hold on

ill just unlock labs

[knotty musk]

poop looter

[harsh shell]

and theyll have good loot on them for me

[sand pendant]

rust gameplay be like

[harsh shell]

sheeeeesh

[vital sail]

You dont have labs?

[harsh shell]

i just hit level 15 lmao

[sand pendant]

looting horse poop to become a millionaire in rust

[vital sail]

dont leak the method bro

or fishing

lowkey i loved the fishing update

[wise geode]

based and real

[blazing plume]

based and reel

[vital sail]

Shut up man

[sand pendant]

ban this mf butch

[blazing plume]

:(

[wise geode]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[harsh shell]

the guy who cant see past muzzle flash btw

[wise geode]

That’s so good lmfao

[vital sail]

Thats why i use suppressors

Im blind dude

[harsh shell]

the crutch guy

[vital sail]

i literally use glasses

[harsh shell]

the crutch guy

[vital sail]

fuck off

[torn whale]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[harsh shell]

:3

[sand pendant]

??dagloop

[reef condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252238629095473213/1391462898080944128/5NTaBqT.png?ex=686bfc4f&is=686aaacf&hm=8247623c863665d1a16feadec062928268dd111cf60202057acfe48c6f556f64&

[vital sail]

male manipulator starter pack

[harsh shell]

:>

[vital sail]

cat pfp. those stupid faces

[blazing plume]

he does that

[brittle crater]

Sometimes I wonder if Nikita ever peeks inside of this server and goes "holy fucking cringe"

[blazing plume]

its true

[vital sail]

"possibly tsundere"

[harsh shell]

err

[glad wadi]

He cant read

[solid trout]

Fuck does no one go office anymore?

[vital sail]

he sees my msgs and says "holy fucking based let me hire that dude"

[sand pendant]

russian server maybe. i heard they ban all swear words there so it reads like a minecraft discord

[brittle crater]

we will we will when will we will will we

[wise geode]

Nikita loves me

[solid trout]

e-BLYAT!

[brittle crater]

🗣️ 🔥

[vital sail]

E-blyat

with who

[sand pendant]

freaky shit

[vital sail]

with gaben

[wise geode]

Good question

[vital sail]

our lord and savior

gaben valve

[blazing plume]

gaben will fix tarkov by adding cases

[harsh shell]

volvo pls fix

[boreal gulch]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[brittle crater]

It's time for an Arizona Ice Tea

I think I'll choose green

[vital sail]

Escape from tarkov 2

[blazing plume]

escape from tarkov 1.6

[vital sail]

life would be cool if valve could count past 2

[wise geode]

They can

Dota 3 soon

[brittle crater]

HL3 is never happening bro

[vital sail]

i want counter strike 3

[wise geode]

twice as toxic 3 times as dogshit

[sand pendant]

dota is gabens love child tbh. same with deadlock

i just dislike mobas so...

[vital sail]

not possible

[wise geode]

Dota is so fucking dogshit

[blazing plume]

when are we getting deadlock 3

[wise geode]

I had like 7k communication score

[vital sail]

fym communication score

[sand pendant]

though id have to try out deadlock to judge, havent ever played it

[fair lodge]

Deadlock is really good.

[brittle crater]

Gaben just put almost $500 million dollars buying a super yacht company and turning it into a yacht developer engineer fleet

HL3 is the last thing he is thinking about

[sand pendant]

based af

[vital sail]

counter strike yacht map

[brittle crater]

I am not making that up btw

[wise geode]

There’s a score if ur toxic u lose the ability to type in chat and ping shit

[harsh shell]

gonna play last hero on 177 ping now 😊

[brittle crater]

Low key is, have you seen his newest one? He turned the basketball court into a lab

[sand pendant]

working at valve is endgame job position

[brittle crater]

Again I am not making any of this up

[wise geode]

I couldn’t use voice chat or text chat

[sand pendant]

if ur a valve employee, you fucking made it

[vital sail]

oh youre racist

[wise geode]

No

[vital sail]

No you didnt

[brittle crater]

I think it's been confirmed that valve employees, at least a lot of the OG ones, have an average salary of above one million dollars a year

Imagine doing nothing and getting rich

[vital sail]

i dont think theyre doing nothing

[sand pendant]

they only take the best of the best tbh

[vital sail]

dont they got like less than 300 employs

[knotty musk]

?

[vital sail]

steam support and everything

[brittle crater]

I think it's around 180

[vital sail]

yeah allocating them

[wise geode]

I mean it’s still a good job

Gaben seems not completely evil

[hardy sail]

It has been yeah

[sand pendant]

also they get free hawaii trip with their families every year

[vital sail]

Hes def evil

[wise geode]

Which is better then most ceos

[vital sail]

hes just smart

[hardy sail]

Its a private company so they dont also publicly share the salaries and expenses

[wise geode]

less evil

[vital sail]

eh

[sand pendant]

its cuz its a private company and we got no shareholders being bitches about annual revenue

[hardy sail]

most of them owning partial shares in company a-b

[vital sail]

he does hold a monopoly over the gaming market

[atomic spear]

What is max level for search?

[vital sail]

And fucks over indie devs

[neat garnet]

steam gets unheard for 185$ and i had to pay 250$ i hate you nikita

[hardy sail]

well monopoly by peoples choice

[sand pendant]

i just hope whoever will succeed gaben wont make the company public

[hardy sail]

competition is dogshit lmao

[wise geode]

how does he fuck indie devs

[vital sail]

Steam dont got seasonal pass

[sand pendant]

this

[wise geode]

I don’t hear that much bad shit

[knotty musk]

yeah but you got a season pass, steam version didnt

[vital sail]

Huge cut

[hardy sail]

technically it does by still cuting 30% from them

[sharp sandal]

Steam isn't a monopoly for the reasons people accuse it of being

[solid trout]

how tf do you shoot someone looting the safe while on the roof outside factory

[sharp sandal]

Its for the simple reason of this

[neat garnet]

what seasons LMFAO in 10 years season 1??

[hardy sail]

for indies epic has 2 year no money policy

[sharp sandal]

Steam is good.
Epic Games Launcher, EA Launcher, all of them are DOGSHIT.

[knotty musk]

its future dlc, not actual seasons

[hardy sail]

oh I agree with that

[sand pendant]

steam is a monopoly cuz they just have the best service, not because they use aggressive advertisement or predatory business practices

[knotty musk]

like scav life and clan dlc

both are supposed to be coming this year

or at least scav life is

[sand pendant]

(apart from cs2 cases, that one is a bit of a yikes)

[wise geode]

70/30 is the standard tho

[hardy sail]

soon tm

[vital sail]

they also take less cut from big companies

[wise geode]

Even apple

[vital sail]

and more from the small ones

[hardy sail]

pretty much yeah

like they just do nothing and theyw in

[knotty musk]

they only reduce the cut based on earnings

[hardy sail]

literally gaben ignores everything and competition shoot themselves in the foot

[wise geode]

Yeah

[sand pendant]

do nothing. win.

[wise geode]

It’s a flawless business strategy

[knotty musk]

if an indie game pops off and earns a lot of money, their cut also goes down

[wise geode]

Exist and win

[sharp sandal]

Gaben: Does nothing - Wins
Gaben: Does something (Specs on game reviews) - Wins

[vital sail]

yeah but not every indie game pops off

[knotty musk]

its still the best platform for indie games to put their game on

[wise geode]

I mean 70/30 isn’t horrible

[knotty musk]

has the most traffic

30% is fine

[wise geode]

I think twitch as a platform takes like 50/50

[vital sail]

If youre new

[sand pendant]

least greedy bezos business model

[vital sail]

pretty sure the big streamers get 70/30

[knotty musk]

epic games has some pretty good deals for indie games and exclusivity but i would still rather put my game on steam

[vital sail]

epic games would be cool if the ceo wasnt pushing ai so much

[knotty musk]

epic games launcher runs on unreal engine btw

[vital sail]

they released unreal engine which is cool

[frank brook]

thats unreal

[knotty musk]

epic launcher crashed for me once and gave me an unreal engine crash report pop up

i was like bruh

[sand pendant]

i just imagine jensen huang repeating "AI" in a half second intervall whenever i read that buzzword. its lost all meaning to me

[vital sail]

ok

[sand pendant]

bubble cant burst soon enough

[vital sail]

bubble

man naming things must be fun

[frank brook]

had to search up who jensen huang is btw

[teal ice]

Unreal Engine is ASS lately with all the poor optimization for PC slob lately

[vital sail]

id love to be the guy that came up with walkie talkie

[knotty musk]

not an issue with the engine tho, issue with the people using it

[frank brook]

I feel like the penicillin guy is one of the coolest

[sand pendant]

im studying CS, so i gotta know who that fucker is, sadly lol

[vital sail]

im studying cs too

but im being bent over so im switchkng

[teal ice]

meanwhile me who adore the 2 guys that are mad enough to invent planes

[frank brook]

Have fun with the torture and gambling!!!!!!

i like gambling

[teal ice]

like 4000 years of history of human race, not once that we never dreamt of flying

[vital sail]

computer science dude

[spring crystal]

Does unheard edition ever go on big sale?

[wise geode]

imagine being good at school

[vital sail]

not counter strike

[wise geode]

haha

[spring crystal]

Like 50% discount

[sand pendant]

I meant computer science 😭

[knotty musk]

never that high

highest ive seen is 25%

[vital sail]

oh my god bro

[spring crystal]

Really?

[frank brook]

those guys are pretty sweet, but they didn't make the cool planes

[knotty musk]

yes

[frank brook]

aw hell nah

(insert angry grandpa)

[knotty musk]

@teal ice keep it SFW

[spring crystal]

Been there, only got 23%

[granite token]

just gotta buy EOD and then you get the 50% Unheard discount

[vital sail]

i like the guy that came up with sparkling water

[sand pendant]

i hate sparkling water

[vital sail]

I love sparkling water

[sand pendant]

everyone glazes that shit for no reason

[spring crystal]

You don't like the taste of static?

[frank brook]

i understand the appeal, it doesn't appeal to me though

[teal ice]

why the hell you want sparkling water? Stilled water isn't good enough?

[wise geode]

sparking water is shit

[knotty musk]

hughie is typing

[vital sail]

i like the fuzzyness

[knotty musk]

oi hughie

[spring crystal]

Sparkling water is the greatest gift since sliced bread

[vagrant nova]

unheard is only 45€ on steam ?

[vital sail]

Euwie

[spring crystal]

It's 189 on steam

[sand pendant]

Ewie

[teal ice]

if i really want the "fuzzyness" i would drink beer

[frank brook]

nah it would probably be gasoline

[knotty musk]

oi ewiheiwe

[vital sail]

Fuck beer

[vagrant nova]

tf is the "Unheard Steam Edition Expansion Pack" then

[vital sail]

i hate beer

[knotty musk]

that is unheard edition but for steam

[vagrant nova]

i am NOT hewie dawg

[knotty musk]

it doesnt have the season pass

[frank brook]

cider is better than beer tbh

[spring crystal]

Oooof

[vagrant nova]

why is it 45€ tho lmao

[knotty musk]

which means it is cheaper

[spring crystal]

Scav life is when?!?!

[frank brook]

tomorrow

[knotty musk]

steam unheard is 120 for me

[spring crystal]

Lmao imagine maining a scav

[elfin ruin]

It's part of the bundle

You can't buy it on its own

[vagrant nova]

ohhhh

[elfin ruin]

It's so people who have Left Behind and Prepare For Escape can upgrade without rebuying their pack

[vagrant nova]

i thought u could buy it seperately or something

cuz it got a price tag

tyvm tho

[teal ice]

for me on steam it is around 120$

[knotty musk]

thats the bundle price

[teal ice]

regional pricing is so nice

[vagrant nova]

if i look at the pack its 190

[teal ice]

wait what?

[knotty musk]

@teal ice look at this image

[frank brook]

how much was eod to unheard again? I forgot

like 20 bucks?

[elfin ruin]

50

[solid trout]

how tf do people shoot someone looting the 3rd floor factory safe from outside? I'm there and I can't see them when they crouch to loot

[frank brook]

still worth

i love eod pricing

[teal ice]

So you pay 120$ and you get unheard, or what?

[solid trout]

like how?

[elfin ruin]

If you are upgrading from Standard edition on Steam, yeah

If you don't have Standard edition, then add the cost of that on

[teal ice]

oh so it's 160$?

[vagrant nova]

icl i want tarkov on steam but spending 50 bucks on the game again sounds stupid

[teal ice]

Nevermind ,my regional pricing is still around 120$ along with standard

[frank brook]

if you have it on the launcher already theres virtually no point

[granite token]

what's the point of having it on steam?
doesn't hitting play just open the tarkov launcher?
and it had all those issues during wipe

[teal ice]

BUT I WON'T GIVE A DIME MORE TO NIKITA

[knotty musk]

fast update downloads on steam

[elfin ruin]

Automatic background downloads and uncapped speeds

[teal ice]

nah i'm a standard player since 2019

[vagrant nova]

Unheard is 250 on the website and 190 on steam

so the season pass is 60 bucks

[granite token]

fair enough, yea not worth buying again imo

[elfin ruin]

You can't buy the season pass at all

[teal ice]

wait, to think of it, if my launcher account is standard right, if i buy unheard on steam then link it, will i get unheard on my account?

or it's still standard?

[elfin ruin]

You need to own the game on Steam to play on Steam

The highest edition is what is used

[teal ice]

I see

Thank you lord gaben of nice price, but sadly i won't afford it

[vagrant nova]

lemme unbox a knife rq on cs and buy the standard edition on steam brb

[frank brook]

say a prayer to lord GabeN and you'll get a gold or red

no knife today though, he already told me

[vagrant nova]

i will say a prayer that i will win one of colonels giveaways 🔥

[frank brook]

i wonder what the $ amount is that Gaben has made on cs keys specifically

[elfin ruin]

Trillions

And that's just from Coxxy

[surreal moth]

interesting

[glad wadi]

whats with the name

[frank brook]

Coxxy turning bro into an Al-Sheikh single handedly

[pine raptor]

codes

[frank brook]

??

[wise geode]

There aren’t any

[harsh shell]

is PBP buffed in arena??

[vagrant nova]

yes

[glad wadi]

no

[vagrant nova]

it has 40 pen

[frank brook]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
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Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[solid trout]

maybe

[glad wadi]

it has 40 pen anyway

[harsh shell]

it has 39

[frank brook]

god forbid a lad round up

[vagrant nova]

dont even joke lad

[knotty musk]

shoreline time

[harsh shell]

numbers are important

[glad wadi]

ur not me

[vagrant nova]

scorhed earf time

[latent citrus]

i love steam's regional pricing

unheard upgrade is 80 bucks for me

even without the season pass its like a 50 time better deal

[frank brook]

is that good or bad

[latent citrus]

its really good

compared to bsg website

which is 200 bucks to upgrade from standard i think

[frank brook]

oh from standard

that is good wow

[latent citrus]

i MIGHT actually get unheard now considering how much cheaper it is

[vagrant nova]

i think i paid like 210€ for EOD and Unheard

[latent citrus]

after 4800 hrs on standard edition

[frank brook]

I got EoD on sale for like $60-70

[harsh shell]

yeah everyone on arena is just sitting on their ass shooting at thorax and killing in half a second

[frank brook]

eod->unheard $50

[harsh shell]

what is this lmao

[frank brook]

not counting alts

[latent citrus]

i feel like im gonna lose my mind trying to get these amulets for lightkeeper

but it's also the only step left to escape

ugh

can't get annoyed and give up now

[frank brook]

sure you can

[silver vault]

why does unheadr get more benefits while edge of darkness are OG supporters

[frank brook]

its just not wise

[latent citrus]

nahhh

im escaping tonight

ill put a mental refresh inbetween by watching the boys season finale

for my own sake

[frank brook]

i still have to watch the new season

[lethal garnet]

because the true believers will pay more "Nikita"

[frank brook]

no spoilers

[latent citrus]

ofc

[green talon]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[latent citrus]

does the arena code even work? i tried using it a while ago and it didnt

[vagrant nova]

because Unheard is 100 bucks more and EOD is not purchasable anymore which gives them no economic advantage to produce shi for EOD

[frank brook]

I hope HL finally fuckin eats it, though I love his actor

he actually makes me hate his face a little

[latent citrus]

hes really carrying the show

[frank brook]

Butcher losing aura now?

not my king

[odd lotus]

oh my god fuck rogues I need 2 more kills

[latent citrus]

oh thats not what i meant

i love butcher too

[vagrant nova]

the deep >

[latent citrus]

just was talking about homelander cuz he was the topic here

[frank brook]

ok good

I can't handle Karl Urban doing badly

[vagrant nova]

omelandur don killed me woif

[latent citrus]

a-train is one of my favorite character arcs ever personally

i really enjoy it

[frank brook]

😭

that gave me a damn good chuckle

[latent citrus]

omlanda don killed me woif andmebloodison

[vagrant nova]

thank you! i was the FIRST one in this server to say that

[latent citrus]

oi ue

ue we go'a kill omlanda

[vagrant nova]

dereiwasfilinupdemotor

[frank brook]

I do really appreciate his character development and how he sees through HL and actually acts on his feelings

everyone else is a wuss, understandably though

[solid trout]

I have brought impact nades to factory and learned how to throw them through the third story window

[latent citrus]

does anyone have a source on what you can transfer through prestige and what you can't

the wiki doesn't really say much

[frank brook]

[covert ginkgo]

"why does someone that pays $250 get more then someone that paid $150 3 years ago"

[frank brook]

at least ur OCE

[covert ginkgo]

basically what you just asked btw

[frank brook]

i dont gotta deal with ya

[sharp sandal]

Peacekeeper's investigation continues - he's receiving more and more information about the Rogues’ objectives in the coastal area and the Reserve base, but there's still no definitive answer as to what they're looking for.

The in-game event "Full Speed Ahead" has been extended until May 25. It is available in both PvP and PvE Zone. You can earn a unique achievement by completing the task line.

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[latent citrus]

RAAAAAAHHHH

[frank brook]

EoD still got a decent deal on unheard anyway

[latent citrus]

i need to go to reserve for all 3 marked rooms brooo

dont do this to me

[frank brook]

got a good overall discount if you bought EoD on sale aswell

[covert ginkgo]

not originally lol

[latent citrus]

its gonna be such a pain getting the amulets from reserve and then dumping them at LH and also going to terminal

[frank brook]

who the hell would buy full price while the entire discord is on fire about it?

[latent citrus]

goons are gonna shred me on my walk to terminal transit

[covert ginkgo]

I ended up getting a gift card in return because I paid full price to upgrade from EOD to Unheard

[harsh shell]

hey siri

[frank brook]

[harsh shell]

why does scout have class 6

[frank brook]

gotta wait things out sometimes

[rigid zephyr]

has this been confirmed somewhere?

[covert ginkgo]

nah I wasnt a hater of unheard I thought it was sick so just ended up buying it right away

[sharp sandal]

Literally BSG telegram

Watch it be posted in #eft-announcements

Give it less than 5 minutes.

[rigid zephyr]

ok ty

[frank brook]

Thats fair and I appreciate you not being one of the whiners
but just general rule of thumb yk

[floral edge]

oh so now i might have a chance to do it

[frank brook]

it has saved my ass a good few times fs

[floral edge]

If people fucking GOT ON

[solid trout]

what key's needed to exfil from medical tent on factory?

[sharp sandal]

blame butch or whoever else

Nobody is in vc

[covert ginkgo]

emergency exit

[sharp sandal]

Im holding down this vc with fokka or alone 99% of the time

Also

[solid trout]

fuck me that key really is important on factory

[sharp sandal]

Nikita is Russian Kojima btw

[covert ginkgo]

yeah lol

its in the name tbf

"Factory Emegency Exit Key" 😂

[harsh shell]

also today on main game

someone was above me

and it actually sounded like they were above me

WWW

[frank brook]

love that

[harsh shell]

actually been getting decent vertical audio for once

did they change audio or am i just like in good spots

[frank brook]

anyone remember when rain blew up your audio for that raid?

I do

[hardy sail]

just your bum

also gives you new pair of boxers when you prestige

[harsh shell]

why are we talking about peoples bums

[hardy sail]

because I liike his bum

[frank brook]

hash?

no drug talk

[hardy sail]

sorry weatley

[sharp sandal]

there

[solid trout]

They've changed it, I can tell, but they've fucked something up somewhere and reverbs fucked

[frank brook]

[covert ginkgo]

🎯

holy prefire

[surreal moth]

yayyy no more rush stress

[solid trout]

Theres cases where I'm hearing double footsteps from myself because of the buggy reverb

[shy drift]

you would think that theyt would just implement longer events instead of extending them everytiem

[frank brook]

you'd think

[harsh shell]

i havent had any issues with double footsteps

[lament skiff]

They need to stop extending these events

[calm badger]

Anyone know if the Unheard steam edition can be linked with a non-steam copy game? I have the game through the BSG website, but I was wondering if I can buy the steam version of the Unheard.

[frank brook]

they need to bring zombie event back

[green talon]

did the cultist guards ever wear the black capes?

[solid trout]

Also sometimes you can hear scavs get sent to cyber hell

[novel ginkgo]

Agreed, makes regular tasking on said maps more annoying than need be

[short orchid]

this game is just an endless timegate now

[humble pendant]

Any idea what time the event ends?

[molten trench]

So icebreaker was moved to 25th

Ggs

[surreal moth]

ggs

[lament skiff]

I’m trying to coop extract on reserve and it’s impossible

[molten trench]

Next time you know it's gonna be moved to 31st

[novel ginkgo]

For sure

[solid trout]

That's the plan for Halloween, and Nikita has said they've been working on making it an actual event. Iirc they've developed a special entity type that requires far less data, meaning they can have actual hoards

[surreal moth]

[vagrant nova]

its gon be moved to the 35st

[frank brook]

zomb

[white arch]

Deserved for going for Savior

[barren tapir]

So icebreaker delayed till the 25

[lament skiff]

I have had enough timegates as is I don’t want to wait for this event to be over so I can push a scav into the extract lol

[molten trench]

I literally cooped with an actually human player scav on reserve 3 days ago

[granite token]

just kidnap play scavs

[brazen karma]

what is this playerbase going to man xd

[granite token]

Not hard when you blast their legs off and offer painkillers to come to coop extract

[brazen karma]

everyone is so scared

[white arch]

If you were a Survivor/Fallen/Debtor gamer then you wouldn't have these problems

[molten trench]

31st

Fr

[vital sail]

decided to finally stop procrastinating my savior and want to quit already

2 shit being crafted, gotta craft 1 more after

[white arch]

You can still turn around

[vital sail]

I cant

[amber igloo]

What’s the fastest ending to pursue.

[vital sail]

I delivered 6 evidence

[white arch]

ah

GGs

[white arch]

Fallen(?)

[knotty musk]

depends if youre good at making money or not

[vagrant nova]

saviour the worst ending cuz u gotta do so much shi

[vital sail]

at least ill get the 32 evidence achievement or something

[wise crow]

Idc when it comes out as long as it isnt a buggy mess when it finally does

[amber igloo]

Sure am

[vital sail]

Lowkey would rather savior over farming 500 mil

Or 300

[white arch]

Lil bro about to miss a single minor evidence and fail it

[vital sail]

Or 1 mil usd

[knotty musk]

Then probably the 300m ending

[white arch]

[lime rapids]

is there any reason some items get listed on the flee market for less than what you can sell it to the therapist for?

[vital sail]

Sont say this bro

[amber igloo]

Hahahah

[solid trout]

cause people are idiots

[vital sail]

i got 4 left

[vagrant nova]

all the endings except for maybe debtor are a grinding hell

[vital sail]

completing batya and the unheard rn

[lime rapids]

amazing

[surreal moth]

well

im not!

[nova niche]

Just double check with the wiki before handing it all in

Make sure u get the black keycard safe on streets evidence too

[vital sail]

yep did that

i cant wait to not get lightkeeper and drop it

[molten trench]

For some reason I had 0 issues with they are already here, yet most people who failed were struggling with it

[knotty musk]

good news for me

[nova niche]

The issue was pre-changes to cultists tbh

[knotty musk]

i will definitely have lightkeeper before icebreaker

[vagrant nova]

goat

[nova niche]

They were fucking annoying to find and u needed to much for it

[vital sail]

i havent even done broadcasting one dude

[nova niche]

Then when we grinded it out the cultist event happened right after lol

[coarse temple]

I don't think you'll need LK to get to ice breaker but maybe

[molten trench]

Vixen

[mortal leaf]

you watch the episode yet homie?

[coarse temple]

I think there will be a transit at northern checkpoint in lighthouse to go there through

[elfin ruin]

Icebreaker tomorrow?

[vagrant nova]

stop calling me that bruh 😭

[knotty musk]

not to get to icebreaker but thinking icebreaker might have secret lightkeeper stuff to do

[molten trench]

Why it sounds so cool

[nova niche]

Yeah stop that

Hes the windex

[rigid zephyr]

that would gatekeep casuels way to much I suspect so I agree

[nova niche]

??windex

[reef condor]

https://youtu.be/QG6uB6x-gDo

[knotty musk]

im only on like episode 5 or something, watching 1 episode a night with gf

[molten trench]

Windex cleaner

[coarse temple]

Possibly because they posted that picture of the dev staring at a boat but that boat has been on LK island forever

[vagrant nova]

mfs didnt even link the video

[mortal leaf]

oh so you like behind behind

[vagrant nova]

they just linked the youtube video

[mortal leaf]

bet bet

[knotty musk]

ye i just dont trust bsg to not add secret achievements to it

[knotty musk]

yea

[molten trench]

LMAO

[coarse temple]

Yeah there is a perfect spot near northern with a cute little road, a car and rowboat that leads out to a larger tugboat I think those will take you deeper into the ocean towards ice breaker maybe

[amber igloo]

I have never been to light keeper island island

[vagrant nova]

so little effort put into making fun of me smh

[coarse temple]

It will be the most expensively made content for tarkov ever apparently

[rigid zephyr]

gotta be a transit location I think a syou suggest but I guess we'll see

[molten trench]

What would you want me to call you

[mortal leaf]

ep 5 you watched it or on it?

[vagrant nova]

the peak

thats my name now

[knotty musk]

i think ive watched it, i cant remember

[mortal leaf]

youre keanu to me

[vagrant nova]

thats not keanu reeves thats john wick bruh

[mortal leaf]

it was the episode that jumped characters and all the events happening at once

[knotty musk]

then yes i just finished that one

[mortal leaf]

without spoiling anything

[lime rapids]

what do the numbers besides someones name in the flee market mean

[harsh shell]

their flea market rep

[mortal leaf]

higher rep is more listable items

i think at 5.0 you get your next one depending what game edition you have

[lime rapids]

how do people lose rep then

[mortal leaf]

let me clarify i think its 5.0, but the number it increases to may be diffeerent based on game edition

successfully selling 50k worth of shit

after flea tax

it goes up with each 50k earned

so higher value items increase it way more, keycards and shit

[molten trench]

0.01 flea rep is 50k earned

[lime rapids]

understandable

[mortal leaf]

but so does 50 toothpaste at 60k a pop too so

[lime rapids]

but how do you lose flea rep

[mortal leaf]

not selling items

when it kicks them back to you after the timer

[rigid zephyr]

taking things off or them not selling

[molten trench]

Not being able to sell your item

[lime rapids]

maybe i should take down my 1 million ruble pack of nails

[molten trench]

I got 409 flea marker rep so far

[mortal leaf]

uh

maybe not

[lime rapids]

premium brand best nails

[mortal leaf]

someone may get desperate

[molten trench]

RMT nails be like

[mortal leaf]

youre almost certain to lose the rep but ynk

[vital sail]

never got people that put stuff up for so much

[molten trench]

Yeah, I had situations when my insane lots actually sold somehow

[vital sail]

Arent you just wasting the tax

[fervent sparrow]

where do I find those radar things for the event?

[mortal leaf]

i bought a buddys item at 20mil just bc i heard him list it in the call

worst 15mil loss ever but yknow

[molten trench]

Reserve

[molten trench]

Shii

[vital sail]

Thats boosting apparently

[fervent sparrow]

saw that some people find them on rougues?

is that true?

[mortal leaf]

just wanna clarify he had 800mil and i had 17mil lmao

[molten trench]

They're on rogues on reserve, nowhere else

[mortal leaf]

i had to sell leddies to make it work

[fervent sparrow]

ok, thanks

[solid trout]

I have sat here holding right click for 12m, my finger has gone numb

[boreal gulch]

@barren summit thx for killing me

[molten trench]

Are you on pve

[vital sail]

Why

[mortal leaf]

nope lmao

[solid trout]

Impact made angle

[molten trench]

Damn and that's after 1.0?

[mortal leaf]

i got 2k hours only like 150 are on pve

[mortal leaf]

yessir

[dusky mason]

Fucking 25th of may

[solid trout]

Am typing on phone with left hand

[dusky mason]

Thanks bsg so icebreaker delayed by another week

Yipee

[vital sail]

Devil may 25th

[mortal leaf]

thats my last assignment date for college

i finished college before icebreaker

[solid trout]

I cant feel my middle finger

[mortal leaf]

good god

[vital sail]

??

[molten trench]

Y'all are goated I'm only at 567 mil rn

[mortal leaf]

no no, im dogshit

hes the one with 800mil

[solid trout]

That's my right click finger

[green ridge]

wtf give us ice breakers stop extending

[dry oasis]

Mb, rats under your skin are bugging out

[wanton kiln]

Game has been extremely choppy and framey ever since the update, anyone else experiencing the same?

[solid trout]

Kek

[mortal leaf]

theyre in the walls?

[dusky mason]

Nikita is more late than a goddamn history teacher

[solid trout]

Ye

[mortal leaf]

history teachers really did us dirty

[dry oasis]

If course

[wanton kiln]

Like extremely framey

[mortal leaf]

the most boring shit

[wanton kiln]

Wasnt like this yesterday tho? Really strange

[mortal leaf]

there are so many better stories in history than we got

[wicked glen]

What’s the official site to buy the game?

[mortal leaf]

what about BALDWIN homie

the 16 y/o leper who beat back saladin and his notorious arabians?

the horses btw

[solid trout]

scavs went in and i whiffed the nade anyway

fml

I survived and got out at least

[mortal leaf]

but did you nade yourself?

[solid trout]

secured perimeter sucks solo

[mortal leaf]

see coulda been worse

[dusky mason]

I was so hyped for icebreaker this week too

[solid trout]

no it's a long angle, no way to even nade myself

[dusky mason]

Gonna start boycotting soon ffs

[mortal leaf]

shoot mfs outside the offices

only you gotta be there

not them

[solid trout]

yeah ik

But everyone crouches looting safe and then theres no reason to be over there

[mortal leaf]

then hide outside the window

wait till they open

rat attack em

[solid trout]

I can only get on to the vent lining the roof, it's not high enough an angle to shoot them if they crouch

[quiet plume]

gotta love having to reconnect 4 times during a single arena match

[mortal leaf]

theres a safe on bottom floor too

[solid trout]

You cant get onto the actual roof

[mortal leaf]

people routinely check it too

[solid trout]

problem is needs pmc kills and i've never seen a pmc loot that safe

[mortal leaf]

you can vault in and out those windows quick

[mortal leaf]

really? i see it kinda often, people get bold when they got a pistol

for w/e reason

im guilty of it too

so i cant really say much

[solid trout]

cause you have less to lose

[mortal leaf]

i can completely bomb my final with a 52 and still keep my a

im so fuckin stoked bc this last block has been rough

i understand almost none of it

ill leave the designing of this shit to the smarter people, i know how to fly it lmao

any other drone ops here?

[outer maple]

yes em

[solid trout]

yeah I had scavs tanking deagle headshots earlier too

[mortal leaf]

dude that was a year ago lmao

[vital sail]

bro really tried

[mortal leaf]

3 days shy actually

almost a year ago

[sinful spire]

any new codes?

[sonic depot]

takov

[sharp sandal]

hallo

im bac

[vital sail]

man homelander

juked out butcher

[pallid talon]

I guess boat will be right after this event without any time off in between hopefully. Maybe ill farm some rogues in meawhile for the achievment, I dont think I have ever killed them 15 times within one prestige/wipe

[glad wadi]

extreme larp

[cyan sluice]

love how bsg kills most excitement for any content because they cant be on time

[vital sail]

evil expects evil from others

[glad wadi]

changing the status to larp is crazy tho

[vital sail]

oi euwie

tis guy didn even watch the show

[knotty musk]

omelandeugh done killed me woife and tookmebluddysun

[vital sail]

hey butch

what did you think about omelandeh and butch er making out

[glad wadi]

straightest The Boys scene

[vital sail]

i mean dude

Butchers literally using tentacles

[glad wadi]

get off tik tok

[vital sail]

in any other universe

they would've made out

[vital sail]

where am i supposed to watch the boys

[glad wadi]

touche

i just watched the ending tbf

[knotty musk]

stop

im on episode 6 bruh

[vital sail]

i watched the ending just to see if my predictions were right

Now i kinda wanna watch the first seasons

[glad wadi]

how are you making predictions without seeing a single episode

I hate you

[vital sail]

tiktok duh

[glad wadi]

first 3 seasons are good

[vital sail]

i was right on most of it

actually all of it

ive probably watched it more than you

[glad wadi]

ive seen 4 seasons of it

[vital sail]

thru A train edits

[glad wadi]

🥀

[knotty musk]

brainrot final boss

[vital sail]

i cant stop or something

and the peak

The deep

[glad wadi]

The deep is a chud loser

[vital sail]

lowkey didnt realize how gory this show is

[surreal moth]

maybe the new boss on icebreaker will be tungtung saahur

[glad wadi]

FUCK !!!!

[vital sail]

made a mistake of eating while watching it

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-sahur-brain-rot-ai-side-eye-gif-711440987077841595

[random jackal]

what exactly has changed that the queue times have gotten this fast? also is that the reason why some rounds feel really empty?

[vital sail]

Tiktoks i watched didn't have this much blood

[knotty musk]

they pre launch the raid and then let people deploy earlier without waiting for everyone

[bold socket]

So Im exploring the trailer park behind big red with 4 minutes left in a customs raid
Look in the truck of the blue car back there and find a fully decked out spear 🙏 giving truck is the best

[random jackal]

huh, so staying longer equals meeting more people?

[knotty musk]

no

[molten trench]

Not really, the amount of people in raids is still the same

It's just how fast they'll load in

Seen people be 5 minutes late

[random jackal]

yea thats sort of what i meant

hmm, so how come the lobbies feel so dead/silent recently?

[sand pendant]

#eft-announcements message
so BSG isnt done with icebreaker yet

[knotty musk]

just people playing slow

[molten trench]

That's the servers you're playing, everyone's likely in the bushes

[knotty musk]

alternative suggestion is maybe they decided they want icebreaker to immediately follow from the event, instead of waiting a couple days

[random jackal]

alright good to know, thanks ^^

[molten trench]

Well that's what it originally was anyway

[sand pendant]

^

[vital sail]

the boys lose but then tung tung tung sahur comes in and revives them and beats homelander up

[sand pendant]

oh yeah, wasnt the finale a pile of dogshit?

idk i stopped watching after season 3

[knotty musk]

stop

no spoilers

please

[molten trench]

No spoilers

I haven't watched any of the boys seasons

But I was going to

[sand pendant]

idk i havent watched it

just repeating what everyone else said

[vital sail]

god i have so much power in my hands

[molten trench]

||or do spoiler warnings||

[vital sail]

i could just

[vagrant nova]

homelander takes my wife and me son

[molten trench]

Peak

[bold socket]

|||[REDACTED]|| is probably the best scene when the character ||[REDACTED]|| finished ||[REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]||
ive literally never watch the show so idk whats going on LOL

[vital sail]

ball gag is used as a weapon

[sand pendant]

what servers should i even select atp? ive been playing on auto selection cuz of queue times but idk

[muted frost]

So when we gonna see mew map?

[vocal shoal]

the E files be like

[molten trench]

What auto selection is ur region

[sand pendant]

germany

[molten trench]

So eu

[vagrant nova]

DEUTSCHLAND 🗣️ 🔥

[vital sail]

no way

[sand pendant]

lobbies are a mixed bag

[molten trench]

I mean you can select servers with less average queue time

[sand pendant]

russia west best for pvp but i dont wanna pvp rn

[molten trench]

Russia west is ratty where do you see pvp

[knotty musk]

everywhere

[sand pendant]

fuck no, russia west is exactly not that

[knotty musk]

its filled with goobers

fun players

[molten trench]

Bro i main russia west

[sand pendant]

europe servers is full of rats usually

[knotty musk]

with random ass kits

[vital sail]

Lies

[sand pendant]

i even see timmies with T ammo AKs try and W-key me

[molten trench]

I should go back to Europe servers, they had less rats

[sand pendant]

i respect that

[vital sail]

My ruw servers are all moron altyns

[molten trench]

My ruw is just rats sitting in bushes with lapua ap

No matter what map

[sand pendant]

lapua is too bulky for me

[molten trench]

Labs, shoreline

[mortal leaf]

am i the only american here ffs?

[sand pendant]

even with no overswing, you miss a shot, ur cooked

[molten trench]

No, but yall are sleeping right now or smth

[mortal leaf]

its noon

[sand pendant]

been glazing the MCX rn

[vocal shoal]

it's noon over there

[molten trench]

Hmmmm

[sand pendant]

the only thing it sucks at is ranged combat, which is like meh

whatever

[mortal leaf]

im usually sleeping rn tbf

[molten trench]

See

I wasn't wrong

[mortal leaf]

but im a no life college student

[molten trench]

[mortal leaf]

not many of us

[molten trench]

Same here tbh

[mortal leaf]

well for about tw omore weeks ig

[molten trench]

Although I'm in uni, not college

[vital sail]

Could say that its basically night

a fort night

[vagrant nova]

🤓

[molten trench]

Vixen

[vital sail]

College for bums

[molten trench]

Let's chat

[mortal leaf]

if you were gonna make a fortnight joke

i literally said two weeks right here

[vital sail]

whats two weeks gotta do woth fortnite

[mortal leaf]

nvm i see why yall think americans are dumb

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-fish-guy-fortnite-wow-gif-14481762084817338882

[molten trench]

I don't get it either

But I'm no fortnite fan

[vital sail]

Whos american

[sand pendant]

murica

[nova niche]

@knotty musk

[knotty musk]

ye

[nova niche]

Frick u

[knotty musk]

:(

[mortal leaf]

a fortnight (the actual word) means two weeks, kinda like a score is 20

[nova niche]

Proof

[molten trench]

That's neat, thanks for trivia

[knotty musk]

im about to feast

yummy

[vagrant nova]

bro has a backpack of random ahh shi

[brittle crater]

Which one of you absolute fucking clowns just threw at least 15+ flashbangs at me in Interchange

[knotty musk]

yummy

[chilly dragon]

😭

[cyan sluice]

you know what would be yummy? playing content that was supposed to release 3 months ago

[molten trench]

No

[knotty musk]

i'd rather icebreaker be finished and good

[brittle crater]

What does this even mean

[knotty musk]

and not released half cooked and bad

[sand pendant]

okay, is insurance broken right now?

[molten trench]

I'd rather no icebreaker but bug fixes

[spare garden]

!codes

[cyan sluice]

if its not finished after being 3 months late there is a serious issue

[molten trench]

Shouldn't be

[civic widget]

Butchingo

[brittle crater]

??codes

[reef condor]

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[sand pendant]

cuz i swear to god, ive had prapor just refuse to let me collect my shit multiple times now

[spare garden]

thanks bro

[molten trench]

Huh

[knotty musk]

yes saphira

[brittle crater]

🤝

[molten trench]

Elaborate

[civic widget]

How quickly can one complete this event

[sand pendant]

also had 3 messages for stuff i didnt collect in time while not seeing any insurance window for 3 days straight

[knotty musk]

quite quickly if you get lucky with rogue boxes

[molten trench]

Scroll up

[sand pendant]

bruh what

[civic widget]

Possible to put them in kappa?

[knotty musk]

no

[molten trench]

You have too much insurance, scroll up

[civic widget]

Fk

[sand pendant]

it wasnt that

[knotty musk]

need blackjack or couch bag to bring 4 out

or other bags bring 2

[sand pendant]

escort messages were filling up the chat window lmao

[civic widget]

What da hell

[coral pecan]

can anyone tell me where the Rogues Spawn on Shoreline?

[molten trench]

Well there's that too

[knotty musk]

theyre 8kg 3x3 items

[molten trench]

Just use therapist

[civic widget]

Holy moly

[molten trench]

Better insurance

[vagrant nova]

should i keep the armoured case when i am going for prestige ?

[molten trench]

Yes

Open it

[vital sail]

No

Give it

[molten trench]

Free loot

[civic widget]

5 days viable you think? Well, let’s say 4 days

[kindred kiln]

@coral pecan tunnel, island, boat, pier, construction, weather, and scav base I think

[molten trench]

No scav base

[coral pecan]

Thanks

[knotty musk]

ye if you get started now

you can do entire thing in a day if youre good

[vagrant nova]

keep it ?

[molten trench]

Yes

[civic widget]

[molten trench]

Vixenex chat with me, don't ignore

I'm bored

[vagrant nova]

no

[molten trench]

[kindred kiln]

Anyone know if there's an ETA on the new clothes?

[molten trench]

What clothes

[cyan sluice]

nia we still dont even have animations they teased in 2017 lmao

[kindred kiln]

The multifamily crye gen 4's

Multicam damn autocorrect

[civic widget]

Multi family

[molten trench]

Some of the content was fully given up on

[vagrant nova]

are u online rn avatar

[molten trench]

No I'm in uni

[smoky breach]

Wasn't that bc of they couldn't get them to work with how the code ended up

[vagrant nova]

aw

[molten trench]

I'll be home in 1 hour

[wind tapir]

you guys love spreading misinformation

[molten trench]

No, it was because of too much work

[vagrant nova]

i need help with to great heights pt 4

[kindred kiln]

@cyan sluice they showed the clothing in the teaser pics with icebreaker. You can see them in the announcement tab

[civic widget]

Probably at the same time then if I had to guess

[molten trench]

I thought you were good at arena

[sand pendant]

#screenshots message
lowkey my favorite build rn

[kindred kiln]

Yeah prob

[sand pendant]

i want this IRL

[vagrant nova]

i am but not with random teammates

[molten trench]

With me then 🥺

[smoky breach]

Ah do you think maybe they could gradually pump it out through updates later down the road

[molten trench]

They might

[smoky breach]

Yay

[molten trench]

I mean they're gonna have to add something besides guns

For the next 10 years

[mortal leaf]

do you realize how many guns there are?

[smoky breach]

I'm hoping for scav life dlc

[molten trench]

It's not about that

[mortal leaf]

we got mutants and mp7s which is super realistic

[molten trench]

That's allegedly coming this year

[mortal leaf]

totally not obscure weaponry

[molten trench]

You can see upcoming guns on the wiki page, confirmed or speculated

[mortal leaf]

id like to see some of forts weaponry make it in

[smoky breach]

Oh nice they can do whatever then idc I get my scav dlc

[mortal leaf]

ukraine is just right there, it doesnt seem unlikely that fort weps would be in russia if the game starts in 2015, that makes crimea part of russia before the events right?

that annex happened in 2014 iirc?

[kindred kiln]

CZ bren2/bren 3 would be a decent new gun

[molten trench]

I mean do we have an eft lore map of the world borders and stuff

[sand pendant]

ah shit, im one cofdm short off of network provider. hopefully cultist circle can provide

[mortal leaf]

is sevastapol on russias map?

[mortal leaf]

rb-pkpts

cofdms all day

[crystal tulip]

l98a1/2/3 would be nice to be added, give us some bullpup love

[mortal leaf]

everyone forgets the rfb

[sand pendant]

i still want .50 beowulf added

[mortal leaf]

ak50 brodie

[sand pendant]

its a meme calibre, but its fun

[crystal tulip]

hk421 would be a lovely addition too

[sand pendant]

bro doesnt know his .50 calibres

[spare garden]

Bro try stalker in dayz is nice

[mortal leaf]

beowulf and bmg arent terribly diff

[solid trout]

beowulf is different to bmg

[mortal leaf]

they shoot the same

[sand pendant]

its night and day, what are you smoking

its like comparing 5.56 to 7.62x51

[crystal tulip]

i fell out of love of dayz, since the new engine that was added in 1.0 the game just feels too arcadey

[mortal leaf]

hol up im gonna see what im mixing up

[spare garden]

yes the game is very arcade but the mod community is GOAT

[solid trout]

bmg has 5 times the muzzle energy of a beowulf

[sand pendant]

actually, comparing their size, its more like comparing a .22 to .308

lmao

[mortal leaf]

5.56 is a 22 caliber funnily enough

[solid trout]

they're both .50 cals, but beowulf is more for assault rifles rather than mounted MGs or snipers

[sand pendant]

oh right, i forgor

[sharp sandal]

hello chat

[solid trout]

.223, iirc?

[sharp sandal]

i am finally done work work

[crystal tulip]

yeah i know i gave it a go a few times just sucks that it is what it is, the perfect engine was the one they introduced in 0.6+ as it was similar to the arma reforger engine

[mortal leaf]

ye still lumped for whatever reason same with 5.7

[sharp sandal]

and i just carried a washing machine up 4 flights of stairs