#eft-chat

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barren tapir
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That’s a given it’s Tarkov

visual lynx
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Arena?

grizzled scroll
visual sphinx
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last hero chop shop russia west

vagrant sequoia
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im just chilling playing stalker and I see people talking mad shit

ancient blade
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full of sweaters and i been playin gor the last 4 hours

muted storm
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hi colonel 👋

wet quartz
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the amount of brain cells is leaking from this chat

muted storm
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oh fuck me sideways, i am dying of heat

visual lynx
wet quartz
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lmao

barren tapir
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Lukewarm iqs here

muted storm
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Why is it 28° when it is fucking may! FUCK

nimble linden
wicked rain
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i got a few

barren tapir
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Who is luke and why is he warm

muted storm
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I am sweatier than a 300 kilo man jogging

knotty musk
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is the stupidity gone now

odd lotus
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5 and a half hours with no tarkov btw

cold brook
muted storm
visual sphinx
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im boutta sweat on arena lowkirkenuinely

silk oracle
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hour 5, no tarkov... low on zah zah... might not survive. over

nimble linden
past horizon
barren tapir
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High kirkenuinely

visual sphinx
eternal wing
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If the update isnt done within 6h (soon) will they announce an expected additional delay?

visual sphinx
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relax

muted storm
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someone please make it rain for me man, this is disgustingly hot

barren tapir
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😭

knotty musk
eternal wing
past horizon
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Lpl

cold brook
nimble linden
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Dey got liek 20m to make a state-o-ment.

flat viper
pallid thistle
barren tapir
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I remember when an update took 10hrs

vagrant sequoia
vagrant sequoia
knotty musk
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guys i want more reptiles

nocturne steeple
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🦎

unique agate
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how is subnautica 2 guys?

visual sphinx
mellow vigil
grizzled scroll
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mid

wet quartz
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is it supposedly to go live in 20?

marble lion
barren tapir
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Who we stalking⁉️

wet quartz
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no

knotty musk
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which flavour of robot are you

visual sphinx
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is that a robot

knotty musk
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youre clearly some kind of bot

eternal wing
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--empty

visual sphinx
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it said two very wierd things

vagrant sequoia
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lmao

visual sphinx
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we know what you are

mellow vigil
barren tapir
knotty musk
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say potato

mellow vigil
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hahahaha

cold brook
halcyon summit
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servers up at 14:00

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?

vital sail
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timezones bro

knotty musk
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is this a third george

mellow vigil
dusky patio
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are patch notes out yet?

mellow vigil
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🔥

white arch
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We can only guess bros timezone

barren tapir
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Gif died

halcyon summit
visual sphinx
meager badge
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where is the game bruh

mellow vigil
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ICH KOMME AUS DEM DEUTSCHEN VOLK

white arch
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Dude not even the devs doing the update know when its over

hasty skiff
halcyon summit
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they better get knowing soon.

proven gust
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open tomorrow KEKW for only xp event ...

nimble linden
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Mods can post gifs, we apparently can't.

wet quartz
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privlaged

white arch
meager badge
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can someone buy me unheard pretty please

fresh leaf
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When is it finally back

wet quartz
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rough

nocturne steeple
cold brook
fresh leaf
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Is tarkov up

barren tapir
coarse temple
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i wonder if the xp bonus stacks

barren tapir
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Let’s be real

meager badge
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can we at least play arena or pve

coarse temple
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5 man of unturd edition = lvl 50 in a few hrs?

mellow vigil
wet quartz
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Wonder if the mods ever seen the sun before

knotty musk
vagrant sequoia
meager badge
cold brook
coarse temple
distant lantern
vagrant sequoia
meager badge
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does the xp bonus count to quests too

coarse temple
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do you just get the xp bonus from the highest edition in ur squad?

white arch
knotty musk
wet quartz
coarse temple
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oh did they release patch notes

knotty musk
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and the group bonus is just for unheard, the rest seem to just be personal exp buffs

white arch
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-__-

acoustic otter
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its in the announcement gang

meager badge
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does the xp bonus count to quests

knotty musk
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read the announcement

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it answers your question

vagrant sequoia
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Actually

meager badge
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ok daddy

vagrant sequoia
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This might be a terrible idea

cold brook
meager badge
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no its good if it does

cold brook
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They said this in the ttv already brotato

white arch
coarse temple
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that's not really patch notes but yeah it answers the question

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this will be the turndown of tarkov preparing for its death like writing its will

vagrant sequoia
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Who here has standard edition?

feral nymph
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Me 🙁

cold brook
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My dad has standard

distant lantern
wet quartz
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EoD

royal sinew
knotty musk
# cold brook Highest edition counts for the group

● Left Behind Edition - 7% XP bonus;
● Prepare for Escape Edition - 9% XP bonus;
● Edge of Darkness Limited Edition - 12% XP bonus;
● The Unheard Edition - 20% XP bonus, applied to all group members.

Group bonus does not stack with other bonuses or with itself. For example, if players with Prepare for Escape and The Unheard Edition play together, each will receive 20% more XP. Same goes for a group of multiple The Unheard Edition players.

it only states the unheard gets the exp bonus for the group

glad wadi
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Ban all Georges

white arch
glad wadi
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except me

meager badge
coarse temple
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im gonna buy unheard on a new account and rat everyone for a massive kd I can flaunt to my other unheard people

sharp sandal
white arch
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When I am in a misinformation tournament and my opponent is this chat ☠️

wet quartz
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bought EoD when it released back in the stoneage and gets shafted for more money with the unheard edition

coarse temple
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How long do you think it'd take to do tracksuit from start

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a week or so?

knotty musk
white arch
opal imp
feral nymph
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I have standard I bought it a long time ago and just now getting into the game

knotty musk
distant lantern
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About time I get something worth my 400

vagrant sequoia
wet quartz
keen oasis
knotty musk
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how

sharp sandal
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Butch

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You cant read

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Join vc i'll explain

lime crypt
regal spire
knotty musk
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fuck that

meager badge
sharp sandal
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Group bonus does not stack with other bonuses or with itself. For example, if players with Prepare for Escape and The Unheard Edition play together, each will receive 20% more XP. Same goes for a group of multiple The Unheard Edition players.

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Read this part again

glad wadi
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silly butch

knotty musk
mellow vigil
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HAHAHAHAHA

knotty musk
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i am reading this bit

vagrant sequoia
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Unheard has a 20% XP bonus, anyone playing with someone that has unheard, will get a 20% exp bonus

sage hearth
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butch did you destroy the clanker already?

knotty musk
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YES

coarse temple
knotty musk
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i know that#

mellow vigil
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BRO WTF IS THIS CHAT

coarse temple
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sonion

cold brook
knotty musk
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i am saying that UNHEARD only benefits the group, where the others are personal

cold brook
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Stop acting thick, I know you’re not

meager badge
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DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THE BONUS COUNTS TO QUESTS

lime crypt
gritty crown
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6 hours to add more pay2win paypiggies benefits AINTNOWAY

knotty musk
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judging by how it is exactly written

sharp sandal
coarse temple
white arch
sharp sandal
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this chat is fun

wet quartz
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^^

meager badge
knotty musk
white arch
knotty musk
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do i have to draw

proven gust
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only xp event and 6 hours .. ....

coarse temple
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it says it doesn't stack

wet quartz
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this is good entertainment for when the game is down

meager badge
acoustic otter
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how ts so hard to understand

coarse temple
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I was hoping for actual patch notes but they always wait until a little before its released or after its released

feral nymph
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Yeah I need to upgrade standard edition is so sad I’m always left out 😭

royal sinew
mellow vigil
zealous ruin
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is tarkov online? or still updating?

latent mulch
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hello can i be dragged into chit chat 3

coarse temple
mellow vigil
meager badge
latent mulch
pallid thistle
knotty musk
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everyone instantly read the end of my message and did not see the previous context or messages

dusky patio
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whats the best map to farm rouges?

royal sinew
knotty musk
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talking about reading comprehension

coarse temple
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I think 1WeekTrackSuit is too long of a name

lone trout
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123456hours later

mellow vigil
vagrant nova
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yall confuse me bruh

knotty musk
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hello

wet quartz
vagrant nova
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if i get this correctly, its just a 20% bonus if i have unheard or i queue with an unheard player correct ?

mellow vigil
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some more then others

vagrant nova
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its not idk lets say 12% * 20%

dusky patio
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do the Rouges spawn underground near power in the event on reverse?

vagrant nova
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okay ty

mellow vigil
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@ancient flax say potato

vagrant sequoia
royal sinew
knotty musk
quick python
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Rashala has had enough time to paint Big Pipes nails bu now

vagrant sequoia
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Yes

glad wadi
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who do I believe

worthy vessel
vague zodiac
knotty musk
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point on the doll where my reading comprehension was bad

coarse temple
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believe colonel

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he's the only one who can be trusted

trail plaza
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unheard prices

latent mulch
blissful gust
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60000000 hours later....

feral nymph
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😭 fuck standard I paid $60 for ts in like 2022 and now it’s $11 and I’m left out of everything 😭😭😭

coarse temple
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it says it doesn't stack in the announcement

royal sinew
latent mulch
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it dosents stakc though

sharp sandal
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to think

vagrant sequoia
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Anyone that plays with an unheard user gets a 20% XP bonus instead of their respective bonus if they were not grouped with unheard. If you are not grouped with an unheard account then your XP bonus is whatever number it is based off of your game edition

cold brook
sharp sandal
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Unheard BEAR players now can finally have a good tracksuit

warm elk
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when does the update installation duration lift?

knotty musk
royal sinew
wicked rain
trail plaza
vagrant sequoia
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So if a standard edition plays with a prepare for escape edition - The standard edition does not get XP bonuses

sharp sandal
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Dont want a worse tracksuit

knotty musk
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yes okay

wicked rain
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Do people just actually not know how to read

knotty musk
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so i was right the whole time

eternal wing
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no

blissful gust
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i have unheard edition

knotty musk
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people just jumped on me

pallid thistle
coarse temple
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no, read it to us

acoustic breach
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any pvp chads can explain me?

anyone can specify under what circumstances in shoreline when i approach the train extract from the river i get executed KIA

vague zodiac
royal sinew
sharp sandal
white arch
wicked rain
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Read the fuckin thing you’re purchasing

sharp sandal
latent mulch
coarse temple
royal sinew
vagrant sequoia
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The group bonus is only if you play with unheard users

sharp sandal
knotty musk
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so yeah as i said only unheard benefits the whole group

sharp sandal
zealous ruin
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now i can dress that swag bear’s black t-shirt

royal sinew
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i didnt do it cuz it felt like a mountain. its not even that bad. @sharp sandal

feral nymph
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@cold brook your right I paid 51

short ravine
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Butch is always right

coarse temple
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you can only play with us if ur unheard

gritty crown
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paypiggies will pretend like nikkyboy doesnt love p2w

vagrant nova
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tldr: just buy unheard and avoid "complicated" math or situations like this

sharp sandal
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Its also NOT worth it lol

vagrant sequoia
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For extra clarification

sharp sandal
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anyway

acoustic breach
acoustic otter
vague zodiac
sharp sandal
knotty musk
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so i was very correct

royal sinew
lost canyon
knotty musk
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@cold brook you were wrong

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get fucked bozo

sharp sandal
coarse temple
sharp sandal
worthy vessel
coarse temple
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It would be cool if BSG made them shoot warning shots first but you know

floral edge
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me and who

vagrant sequoia
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Unironically gonna get yourself banned

cold brook
knotty musk
sharp sandal
vagrant sequoia
sharp sandal
acoustic breach
glad wadi
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ban his ass

feral nymph
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@cold brook wrong twice even it was $51 in 2023 for standard

knotty musk
royal sinew
sharp sandal
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My stupid Chudheard edition life

floral edge
pearl frost
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anyone know when the shared quest progress is supposed to come out? soon or awhile?

floral edge
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and im eod because i wear the top so

knotty musk
floral edge
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theres 4

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are you okay

vagrant sequoia
coarse temple
knotty musk
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yeah the one that clearly is leading the group

main acorn
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how the FUCK is this shit not back up bro 😭

floral edge
vague zodiac
main acorn
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im bout to blow my shit off fr

lost canyon
cold brook
untold halo
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lol nikita really needed this again doggossh

lost canyon
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we not gettin that shit for a few days

vagrant nova
zealous ruin
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when icebreaker?

knotty musk
royal sinew
vagrant sequoia
cold brook
vague zodiac
sharp sandal
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me and colonel owned the nigerian Shoreline resort during hardcore wipe

royal sinew
vagrant sequoia
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I even completed the event

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on PVP

knotty musk
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feds first teamkill

ivory birch
coarse temple
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chadge

blissful gust
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BSG what a Garbage Group

cold brook
ivory birch
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Oh aight

zealous ruin
royal sinew
white arch
silk oracle
nova niche
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Can we ban fed if he doesnt fix his fucking resolution please

sharp sandal
gritty portal
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WHY ISNT TARKOV UP

vague zodiac
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Prestige system seems a bit useless ngl, no real gameplay benefits

vagrant nova
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??fed

nova niche
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Im so tired of seeing ultra wide

sharp sandal
royal sinew
knotty musk
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the next teamkill was tripping a tripwire next to teammate who was looting and then not saying anything

sharp sandal
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And i have a 34" monitor

worthy vessel
vagrant sequoia
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Is the website up?

cold brook
acoustic otter
vagrant sequoia
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thats the real question

dusky glen
knotty musk
sharp sandal
tawny pivot
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when is the reserve thing ending

nova niche
tawny pivot
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FUCK

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IT ENDED?

unique agate
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wait you get an extra weekly from all on red achievement?

white arch
vagrant sequoia
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Okay well if the website is up....

sharp sandal
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no?

tight jacinth
sharp sandal
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Only on the 21st.

tawny pivot
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i just got home from exams breeeehhh

vagrant sequoia
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USEC Gold Squadron:

GT9DF-48BUI-P88ND-8IXfU

royal sinew
vagrant sequoia
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Wait

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Thats USEC

tawny pivot
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how long is game down for

sharp sandal
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NOO

vagrant sequoia
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lmao

tall citrus
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is icebreaker out

regal leaf
nova niche
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Colonel remember when I gifted u a USEC outfit

silk oracle
nova niche
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All those eons ago

tawny pivot
vague zodiac
vagrant sequoia
main acorn
limpid robin
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code didnt work

nova niche
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I have no clue I just wanna say i dislike this change to TUE

vagrant sequoia
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Okay this one is Bear Senezh:

HK9DF-48BDI-5SDLE-LDXfU

cold brook
sharp sandal
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thanks colonel

royal sinew
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bro's just ragebaiting

main acorn
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??codes

reef condorBOT
sturdy jay
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1 euro bet delayed

vagrant sequoia
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This one is Left Behind Edition:

HR99F-6CERM-M93XT-TBU5U

nova niche
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Now literally USEC is the better faction cuz of rogues

sharp sandal
knotty musk
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damn he just drops a game code

limpid robin
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HOLY SHIT

nova niche
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BEAR has barely any identity now

feral nymph
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What 😭

nova niche
coarse temple
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see colonel is a G

nova niche
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U dope

glad wadi
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sorry

royal sinew
feral nymph
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You just drop game codes ☹️

limpid robin
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I just got better than basic edition now

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HOORAY

glad wadi
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Congrats

pine raptor
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its been six hours now right

nocturne steeple
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nice one pan

vagrant sequoia
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People go BEAR because they are inherently a chad and dont need handholding on Lighthouse

flat viper
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drop unheard boy

nova niche
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Still waiting on that BEAR + RUAF coop

nova niche
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and those UNTAR patrols

knotty musk
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face tatts for usec >>>>>>>>>>>>

nova niche
visual sphinx
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bear has way better drip

knotty musk
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i can wear that shit on usec

vagrant sequoia
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Absolutely the largest skill issue when I hear people cry about dying to rogues

daring ruin
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when bear drip was telnik >>> now its a 5 dollar timmy

visual sphinx
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true

sturdy jay
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BEAR shoulbe able to drive BTRs cmon

royal sinew
sharp sandal
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To be fair

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Killing rogue camp is easy as fuck without usec boost

nova niche
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A lot of people dislike LH cuz of rogues

glad wadi
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why did they kill me then

knotty musk
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you know sometimes i just dont want to kill the rogues

nova niche
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I dislike LH cuz its a shit designed map

royal sinew
sharp sandal
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Geon

sharp sandal
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Geon

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A fly could kill you

ivory birch
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Lighthouse is easy

knotty musk
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i just want to walk in and mark my trucks and leave

limpid robin
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I have left behind edition now 🥹

vagrant nova
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is it okay if i also sent a gift here or ?

marble lion
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6 hour mark.

glad wadi
royal sinew
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anyways 6 hour mark EVERYONE CHIMP TIME

unique agate
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time to play arena

royal sinew
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START SPOUTING RANDOM HATE AT BSG

feral nymph
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How do you claim game codes so I know how for next time ☹️

sharp sandal
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I want a chill chat

sturdy jay
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6 bsg hours chill

sharp sandal
coarse temple
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CHIMP TIME

acoustic otter
unique agate
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also i did the choice for fence and it didnt even give me a level😭 🙏

plain halo
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c:

silk oracle
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BSG SCAMMER STOLE MY VBUCKS TURNED THEM INTO ROUBLE

nova niche
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Lets spout anti stoog

molten willow
coarse temple
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AAAOAO OAEOEE EEE EE EE

visual sphinx
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i just played a game of arena what the fuck did they do to the audio

royal sinew
proven gust
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6 hours for xp event 😄

worthy vessel
visual sphinx
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u cant even hear people next to you

limpid robin
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its perma

manic steppe
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when

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when tarkov

vague zodiac
coarse temple
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where's the copy paste about being a father of 14 with 4 estranged wives and 1 hour to play in 33 days

vital sail
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just end service atp

white arch
vagrant nova
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@knotty musk is it okay if i sent a gift here ?

heady elm
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I wanna play eft_GoodUsec

royal sinew
knotty musk
silk oracle
vagrant nova
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nitro

tight jacinth
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Gifting "unheard" on steam to friends, do you have to pay full price or only the upgrade price for them?

knotty musk
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give that shit to me viinex

coarse temple
knotty musk
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butch tax

tight jacinth
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Gifting can be iffy

acoustic otter
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no give it to me

silk oracle
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Jarvis can we fact check that?

coarse temple
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Where are those people now

pine raptor
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please

royal sinew
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@vagrant nova im cool can i have it

sharp sandal
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Viinex

nocturne steeple
royal sinew
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i gave u cool stuff

oblique needle
manic steppe
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when tarkov

coarse temple
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Where are their copy pastas? Have they left?

sharp sandal
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Give it to me so i can give it to butch

plain trail
vagrant nova
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yes 😭

silk oracle
pine raptor
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just let me play tarkov

vague zodiac
knotty musk
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viinex

knotty musk
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i helped you remember

coarse temple
tight jacinth
knotty musk
#

through terminal

zealous ruin
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i think they load something else too without release it

sharp sandal
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Viinexc

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Give it to butch

vague zodiac
sharp sandal
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He'll owe you

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Trust

manic steppe
#

tarkov when

feral nymph
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How do you get the game codes onto your previous account if they are just out here in the discord I’m new here

safe forge
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when tarkovsky

oblique needle
feral nymph
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And I really want a better addition 😭

tight jacinth
vagrant sequoia
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@vagrant nova I trade you a nitro for a PMC cosmetic eft_PrapKEK

knotty musk
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WHAT

acoustic otter
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insane

sharp sandal
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LMAO

lost canyon
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??codes

reef condorBOT
royal sinew
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BAHAHAHA

plain trail
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XDDDD

sharp sandal
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@vagrant nova

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Give it to me so i can assert dominance

vagrant sequoia
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Get fucked everyone else

sharp sandal
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operator revolt

molten willow
knotty musk
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colonel is an op

vague zodiac
sharp sandal
warm elk
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is it open for you guys yet? the servers

sharp sandal
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Trust @vagrant nova

royal sinew
sharp sandal
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I got you homie

vagrant nova
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bro i got like 20 @s lmao

nocturne steeple
knotty musk
#

now we find out if viinex is a sellout or not

tight jacinth
warm elk
acoustic otter
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if u give it to me ill give u 2 pmc cosmetics in 5 years

royal sinew
tall egret
#

finally servers are back

unique agate
#

dude what the fuck is wrong with arenas audio?

eternal wing
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is ts still updating

royal sinew
unique agate
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i cant hear steps at all

safe forge
visual sphinx
#

yea arena audio is cooked I just noticed that

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like badly cooked

unique agate
#

extremely cooked bro

wet quartz
#

ITS OVERTIME NOW BSG

silk oracle
#

I was trying to read that

nimble linden
#

6 hours passed, they should be posting extension soon ... probably.

gritty portal
#

ive loaded in tarkov now everybody

visual sphinx
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people can legit be next to you shooting and it’s like muffled

silk oracle
#

I too am suffering from a 6 hour tarkov withdrawl

mild veldt
#

Full Time Employment edition?

safe forge
oblique needle
dusky glen
molten willow
gritty portal
manic steppe
#

how high is too high chat

warm elk
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not available for me yet

blazing shale
molten willow
#

hideout cat when

vague zodiac
gritty portal
#

also its pmc to scav, not pmc to pmc

vagrant nova
#

i bought the gift idk who got it

gaunt bane
#

why tarkov Broken 🙁

runic axle
#

where tarkov

nimble linden
pallid talon
knotty musk
sharp sandal
#

@vagrant nova

#

what

oblique needle
manic steppe
#

when tarkov

visual sphinx
#

I assume a recent patch or sum yeah

feral nymph
#

@knotty musk hey brother how do I use the codes you put in chat I know the one you put is already used but I want to be ready for the next one I’m poor and want better than standard lol

runic axle
#

when tarkov

vagrant nova
#

oh auto mod

tight jacinth
knotty musk
marble lion
#

GIVE US OUR TARRRKKKEEEERRRVVVV!@!@!@ (0.0)/

glad wadi
#

is it back up yet

high echo
#

6 hours are done, knock knock nikita, wheres the game bro

chilly dragon
#

Can anyone tell me if they have ever gotten this Lighthouse spawn AFTER the 29th of April? Please only reply if you are 100% sure and don't tell me you spawned there in January, thanks

acoustic otter
#

viinex got scammed by discord

dim valve
#

I GOT IN

vague zodiac
flat viper
#

yo can someone drop a code I need one

silk oracle
#

TARKOV NOW!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

tight jacinth
blissful sorrel
#

Are they giving people perma exp one by one?

vagrant sequoia
#

Muhawi, WHY IS THE WIKI OUTDATED!!!!! THE WIKI DOESNT HAVE THE NEW STUFF FROM TODAYS PATCH

vagrant nova
#

lmao

nocturne steeple
#

smh

molten willow
chilly dragon
sharp sandal
#

woah

#

rude

manic steppe
#

right?

sharp sandal
#

🥀

distant lantern
sand pendant
#

Muhawi, the wiki aint up to date, get on it

nocturne steeple
manic steppe
#

when tarkov

vague zodiac
#

Guys how much fps do yall get on tarkov

chilly dragon
blissful sorrel
silk oracle
sharp sandal
#

Happy 2 year ~1 month Unheard Anniversary guys!

distant lantern
sharp sandal
real linden
tight jacinth
vital sail
knotty musk
#

muhawi slowly learning that asking people for information during downtime isnt a good idea

molten willow
pure agate
nimble linden
#

How many miles per bullet do ya'all get ?

royal sinew
blazing shale
#

does anyone elses game slowly decline until 4fps then shoot back up to normal fps?

distant lantern
nimble linden
pure agate
real linden
#

20 + 20 + 20 + 7 = ???

chilly dragon
manic steppe
#

tarkov update when

blissful sorrel
vital sail
unique agate
#

im 7/20 in my arena game all because of audio

dim valve
#

Game is back online finally! Lets go

vague zodiac
silk oracle
sharp sandal
#

Cant wait for PVE MOD Support.
Its gonna be creator club type thing, pay 5$ for it or something
And then BSG will be like
oh yeah only Unheard can get it

chilly dragon
oblique needle
pine raptor
#

Just open the tarkov servers comon§!!!!

oblique needle
knotty musk
blazing shale
tight jacinth
manic steppe
#

BSG be like

feral nymph
#

Thank you @knotty musk

nocturne steeple
limpid robin
#

2 Buttons, 1 Turns every tarkov player (including you) into a femboy, the other one gets rid of desync and makes downtime instantaneous, which one you pressing

distant lantern
vagrant nova
#

BRUH

royal sinew
vagrant nova
#

automod plsss

knotty musk
molten willow
knotty musk
#

ill repost it

#

i promise

humble dragon
#

were those codes active? they didnt work for me 🙁

sharp sandal
vagrant nova
sharp sandal
#

Dont trust butch

knotty musk
#

viinex owes me

chilly dragon
sharp sandal
vagrant sequoia
safe forge
manic steppe
#

i want it

royal sinew
#

viinex do not trust the mods

sharp sandal
#

Viinex

vague zodiac
sharp sandal
#

Thik about it

royal sinew
#

they're full of evi

sharp sandal
#

I never teamkilled you, unlike butch

flat viper
#

yo mods send me a edition code for tarkov

manic steppe
#

i’ll take the game

sharp sandal
#

Butch would totally teamkill you

fading fjord
#

what happening then been 6hours and no update ???

knotty musk
#

ive never teamkilled viinex

vagrant nova
#

guys 😭🙏

tight jacinth
#

Migh thave to get one

royal sinew
knotty musk
#

i literally guided him through terminal through voice

vagrant sequoia
#

Just saying

knotty musk
#

viinex is my #1

distant lantern
molten willow
limpid robin
royal sinew
nimble linden
molten willow
#

colonel get back in vc KEKW

royal spoke
silk oracle
manic steppe
knotty musk
#

and their faction

ivory birch
#

Ah yes a random spreadsheet

torn whale
#

when is ts done

plucky magnet
#

Servers back up yet?

nimble linden
#

Can my faction be milk drinker ?

vagrant nova
#

shit went through on my CC but i see nothing on discord smh

chilly dragon
meager badge
#

bears the best

blissful comet
silk oracle
#

yeah I only play scav actually

nocturne steeple
royal flare
#

USEC FOREVER!!!!

blissful comet
torn whale
limpid robin
#

SERVERS BACK UP

plucky magnet
halcyon summit
#

Hi server come back

blissful comet
exotic vessel
oblique needle
mellow vigil
vague zodiac
# tight jacinth what laptop is it oO

Its a nitro v15 series laptop and it aint all that cheap tbf this one cost like 900 i think but overall you can put more ram in it as theres 1 16gb stick and then more spave as theres 2 slots for both ram and storage so you can have 32gb ddr5 ram and m.2 ssd

nocturne steeple
real linden
#

servers on

marble lion
#

Hookers lie less pan

tight jacinth
vital sail
#

ok servers up! everyone back to their little caves

sharp sandal
limpid robin
wicked rain
#

ahh shit still down

nocturne steeple
#

servers still down

haughty jay
#

restart launcher

nocturne steeple
#

i got baited

silk oracle
dull frost
haughty jay
#

update out

tight jacinth
#

Patch detected on launcher

white hornet
#

dowloading files now

naive ridge
#

jeez can we play???

royal spoke
teal cedar
#

UDATE!!!

nimble linden
#

It's happening !!!

royal flare
#

You know the drill, guys, let the addicts install the updates first so they can report the bugs.

visual sphinx
#

huge 97mb update

wicked rain
#

im jk im downloading yall relax

nocturne steeple
oblique needle
nocturne steeple
#

update detected pog

pure agate
#

odd's that the servers go down as everyone rushes the download button?

wicked rain
#

acting like its 1.0 or sum

royal spoke
#

I too have an update

white mesa
#

when unheard on steam??

fallow tulip
#

there is a update fr

distant lantern
#

update lets goo

vital sail
#

huge ass update

fallow tulip
#

updating rn

visual sphinx
#

its 1.67

livid tulip
#

everyone rush streets

dull frost
rancid swallow
sand pendant
#

fucking finally

silk oracle
#

THE GAME IS UPDATING!!! shocked shocked shocked

royal sinew
#

mediocre patch for 6:15 hours! 🔥

ivory birch
#

I cant wait to see the new things that only Unhead got!

sand pendant
#

took em long enough

nocturne steeple
molten willow
#

UPDATE TIME

runic axle
#

standard edition is everything u need

limpid robin
wicked rain
#

i alr took ur kit

glad wadi
#

so does unheard xp bonus stack

nimble linden
lost canyon
#

LETS FUCKING DO THIS

visual sphinx
#

6 hours 15 min for 97 mb gg

knotty musk
#

so fire

livid tulip
sand pendant
#

sadly cant use unheard stuff until next week

blissful gust
#

6 hours for 50mb

white mesa
feral nymph
#

@runic axle you a damn lie

manic steppe
#

when full patch notes

quartz solstice
#

6 hours for 97 MB ? You guys think icebreaker is in this update ?

knotty musk
pure agate
glad wadi
blissful gust
#

thats a joke

vague zodiac
# vague zodiac Its a nitro v15 series laptop and it aint all that cheap tbf this one cost like...

Tbf in tarkov like the fps varies allot stable 70 fps most of the time but damn the poor optimisation does hit it sometimesssssssss like 50 fps for some reason when i look in 1 direction due to it loading things but its good like streets was 60 fps i think or 70 aswell but overall its a good laptop. Plays any game good resident evil 8 was 90 fps with ray tracing and high graphics and yeah you can adjust fan speed

royal flare
royal sinew
torn whale
#

update out

distant lantern
sharp sandal
#

Guys @glad wadi is a drake fan

#

Get his ass

livid tulip
#

omg accounts got reset

sand pendant
#

steam chuds 🤡

woeful marten
#

6 hours 6 shirts downloaded

wicked rain
#

bruh i downloaded update but game wont start

torn whale
nova niche
#

Let Geon enjoy things

molten willow
knotty musk
nova niche
#

Hes british he doesnt have much

pure agate
limpid robin
#

calling steam users chuds 🥀

glad wadi
sharp sandal
royal sinew
#

"game cannot be started" THANKS PATCH

sand pendant
#

cant start game

wicked rain
sharp sandal
feral nymph
#

someone drop a code fr 🙁

glad wadi
#

hes dead

nova niche
vague zodiac
vagrant sequoia
royal spoke
#

Don't spam click guys you might get locked out for a while

knotty musk
sharp sandal
#

Michael Jackson clears everyone

glad wadi
distant lantern
#

nicer game dont work

cloud spoke
silk oracle
#

I can finally agent 47 some usec I kill and wear all their clothes

trail plaza
#

update is out

royal flare
#

6hrs for a 97MB PATCH!!??

vagrant sequoia
#

Only fucking drake that is relevant has a brother called Josh

gritty portal
#

TARKOV UP

distant lantern
#

game dont work

drifting dock
wet quartz
#

UP

ivory birch
#

We gonna get actual patch notes now that the updates out?

knotty musk
sharp sandal
sharp sandal
marble lion
#

12sec's gronk

wicked rain
#

man if i just had that thing man you kno?

molten willow
blissful gust
#

whatt a joke BSG

marble lion
#

get upgraded

worthy vessel
#

server up

wicked rain
#

gods plan

sand pendant
#

Drake is one of the artists of all time

glad wadi
#

isnt drake from drake and josh actually a nonce

nocturne steeple
high echo
sand pendant
#

GAME IS STARTING

quick python
#

MJ wasnt a monster, the monsters murdered him and ruined his name

sharp sandal
nimble linden
blissful comet
feral nymph
nova niche
wicked rain
#

gods plan

vagrant sequoia
worthy vessel
blissful comet
glad wadi
#

drake the artist dindu nuffin

nova niche
upbeat panther
acoustic otter
outer beacon
#

refresh launchers and update!"!"!

limpid robin
#

whats 9 + 10

wicked rain
#

bruhhhyhhhhhhhh it wont let me start

quartz solstice
#

Patch notes ?

limpid robin
#

IM IN

wet quartz
#

67

distant lantern
#

wont let me play after upDATE LOL

blissful comet
meager badge
molten willow
limpid robin
acoustic otter
#

w

vagrant nova
nocturne steeple
#

dub

nova niche
#

Scam, ban windex

nocturne steeple
#

LOL

glad wadi
#

FUCK !!!

nocturne steeple
#

how has it not been opened yet

vagrant nova
#

did it work

limpid robin
#

i was too slow lmao

ivory birch
#

Windex is crazy lol

knotty musk
#

bruh it said i had it and then the bot verification just stopped

marble lion
#

LOL TY Viinex!

worthy vessel
#

96MB for 6 hours eft_PrapKEK

torn whale
acoustic otter
silk oracle
nocturne steeple
#

LMAO ripp

sharp sandal
#

WHO GOT IT

floral edge
#

the chances someone real got that is unlikely

molten willow
silk void
knotty musk
vagrant sequoia
#

Viinex just lost out on PMC clothing by doing that

real linden
#

20 + 20 + 20 + 7 = ???

vagrant nova
#

i hope not

silk oracle
#

does it say who won it?

vagrant sequoia
#

Probably the biggest L I've seen in the server

unique agate
#

oh its only for one person

glad wadi
vagrant nova
sharp sandal
glad wadi
pure agate
sharp sandal
#

smite him

knotty musk
#

a bot definitely got that

wicked rain
#

yall dont have nitro u broke

lone trout
#

97MO LO9L

safe forge
#

update is 19 minutes late

vagrant sequoia
nova niche
#

No one said they got it

molten willow
untold sluice
safe forge
nova niche
#

A bot got it

vagrant sequoia
glad wadi
vagrant nova
#

man

royal flare
knotty musk
#

@vagrant nova just gave a bot nitro

sharp drift
#

i just checked for updayes and got a 97MB UPDATE BUT AFTER UPDATING IT DOESNT LET ME PLAY

swift musk
#

UPDATE ON

acoustic otter
#

they shouldt let u see who claism ur g ift

royal sinew
#

speaking of clothing. it still shows the option to switch faction in tarkov even if u dont own the edition so now ur even told "gotta buy unheard!"

knotty wolf
#

server up yet?

limpid robin
#

Im legit in hideout rn

pure agate
#

game launched lets gooo

wicked rain
#

bot was locked in u cant blame em

haughty jay
#

im in

marble lion
#

aye, its not my fault im poor af

swift musk
#

GO GO GO GET BIG OL LOOT

feral nymph
#

wow @vagrant nova with all the poor poor boys here and you feed the clankers

royal sinew
brisk trail
#

not even can go into the game yet

floral edge
silk oracle
#

like is anyone gonna say thank you for claiming it?

worn tundra
#

??event

reef condorBOT
#

Rogues have been spotted on Shoreline and Reserve. Start the new questline by accepting "No Smoke Without Fire" from Peacekeeper!

silent hemlock
knotty musk
#

im in