eft-chat

[weary hare]

thanks kind sir

[rigid flax]

May or may not been asking for it for 5 years

[surreal moth]

i think may

just give us the damn G11

i know you’ll love that

[rigid flax]

I’ll love adding it to the list of guns I’ve never used

[civic widget]

Why do we care about the ngal again

remind me

[hybrid barn]

i bought the 5,000,000 rouble letter to the port went to the terminal gate and got murdered by turret whyy

[weary hare]

what will i need for icebreaker boys

[weary hare]

wrong time or sum

[rigid flax]

Literally because I care that’s it

Just new generation laser device

[acoustic thistle]

is arena gonna be up when tarky is down?

[civic widget]

Does it do something that the current ones dont

[hybrid barn]

went between 22 and 4 weird idk

[rigid flax]

No I just want proper larp

[civic widget]

xD

[surreal moth]

gun out, went off road, something else

[weary hare]

idk never done the story im here for the love of killing timmys and allat

[hybrid barn]

gun was in bag, walked down the road with the signs got shot like 6 times before i died

[surreal moth]

larp

[weary hare]

i am a man who cant tell you a single thing about the story

[surreal moth]

was it a guard cause those guys like shoot once and you’re dead

[rigid flax]

All I can tell you is that you can’t delete the armored case

[hybrid barn]

a machine gunner

[rigid flax]

I tried, now it’s stuck in my stash

[surreal moth]

lmfao

[rigid flax]

Fat ass case

[surreal moth]

i remember that

just hand it to proper or kerman

[weary hare]

the most lore i know is give prapor 500m and he does something

[rigid flax]

I’m not doing that

[surreal moth]

sorry

i’m sorry for suggesting it

don’t shoot

[rigid flax]

Going to just continue bringing it with me everywhere

[surreal moth]

i’m liking this

[hybrid barn]

i also have the port letter and hit the intercom and they told me to get the fuck outta here, story missions are done and can buy the 5mil note whenever

[hybrid barn]

^^^^

[surreal moth]

ya 6 times doesn’t seem right lol

[hybrid barn]

dont waste your time i reset my pvp because kerman bugged, re did the story again this time working with lightkeeper and i didnt have to waste my life

the 500 million roubles is a cruel punishment after 40 bitcoins, solar power, and all the side quests and notes

[knotty musk]

How did kerman bug

[wise fossil]

how

[lament notch]

patch in what... 20 minutes?

[knotty musk]

1hr20m

[lament notch]

oh, nice. More time to play.

[weary hare]

i already reset mud

like 2 days ago

[burnt lintel]

do you know if arena will work during it?

[hybrid barn]

i gave him all small details and all 8 big evidence, then when i turned it in he said go fuck myself and told me to go work with prapor

[wise fossil]

literally why does it matter when patch is just go to bed lol

[knotty musk]

Should be

[lament notch]

surprisingly, other people have different sleep schedules. I know its awild concept with a 24 hour world.

[weary hare]

i wanna speed run and try to be the first one there

[hybrid barn]

time waits for no man

[knotty musk]

Had you previously done the btr questline in that playthrough?

[wise fossil]

go do something productive, go get a job or something lol. grow up

[knotty musk]

Chill?

[weary hare]

mud i have exactly 2 more weeks of school i am a chud rn

[lament notch]

I'm disabled from my time in the Army. This is me being productive greenie.

[hybrid barn]

btr rep was past 4.0 i did all his quests and got fence to 6.8 had all requistites done

[wise fossil]

what

[knotty musk]

Damn so he did just freak out

Kerman got nervous

[hybrid barn]

yeah

[wise fossil]

who is kerman

[timber citrus]

I'd be so pissed

I handed all the shit in yesterday

[hybrid barn]

its a green frog

[lament notch]

Someone you won't meet.

[wise fossil]

grow up

[timber citrus]

After doing Savior this far I'd be mad if it bugged

[hybrid barn]

kerman is one of the man you work with to get into the terminal, ok mr man

[lament notch]

No you.

[wise fossil]

i wanna be a kid forever

[knotty musk]

I can tell

[weary hare]

w man i have a few older friends that were infantry near the end of the afghan war i think kabul and wakhan corridor

[wise fossil]

:3

[hybrid barn]

dude you cant be a usec bear and a scav

[wise fossil]

kabul? the boss on streets?

[hybrid barn]

its kaban

[weary hare]

no a place in Afghanistan

[wise fossil]

ooorahhh

[hybrid barn]

ok good way to get removed

[lament notch]

.... This dude is a trash trol.

[rigid flax]

Fuck that meatball and his key collection

[lament notch]

Butch. Wack his pp

[timber citrus]

Scrape still at it lol

[wise fossil]

he rly is built like a meatball lol

[royal sinew]

patch in like 30 mins right

[rigid flax]

Aqua teen hunger force head ass

[timber citrus]

Bros life is still trolling in a discord after months

[knotty musk]

@wise fossil Youre like 1 move away from being muted. Stop fucking around

[weary hare]

sorry about my generation fr they are kinda geeked or he may be younger then me

[arctic osprey]

i want a mod that replaces kabans voicelines with meatwad from ATHF

[wise fossil]

my fault. ty for serving, sorry turtle ❤️

[arctic osprey]

or nick mullens impression of meatwad

[hybrid barn]

give him a 24 hour zipper

[rigid flax]

No no I enjoy their presence unless the public education system failed them

[weary hare]

yeah

[wise fossil]

hating the generation thats gonna change ur diaper is silly

[hybrid barn]

its not generation related its pure lack of knowledge

[wise fossil]

@lament notch sorry turtle for what i said

[weary hare]

he is not wise

[wise fossil]

who?

[weary hare]

you

[hybrid barn]

it seems you can figure it out

[wise fossil]

thats mean!

[hybrid barn]

wah wah wah

[lament notch]

womp womp

[weary hare]

hey im not talking political i dont talk that way cause tbh politics are to much

[wise fossil]

ya

[arctic osprey]

man people do NOT check vendor prices, huh? i just made maybe half a mill by buying all the blue folders on flea then selling them to peacekeeper

[wise fossil]

man arena combat feels way better than eft

[lament notch]

I'm a proud member of the DN party.

[hybrid barn]

not even that this is a video game server

[royal sinew]

no one wants USD

[wise fossil]

whats the dn party

[lament notch]

DEEZ NUTS

[weary hare]

id rather stick in my own lane i pop in here maybe 1 time in 2 to 3 months then disappear

[wise fossil]

...

[lament notch]

GOTTEM

[arctic osprey]

i bought 50k the other day when i ran out from buying ammo

[royal sinew]

ew 56a1

[gaunt tiger]

what advice would you guys give to a player coming from pve to pvp i want to try pvp but cant get the hang of it lol

[arctic osprey]

CBJ, hybrid, and 6.8 fmj actually

[royal sinew]

yeah yeah pal

[arctic osprey]

lol

[weary hare]

peakers advantage tap heads like cs2 or sum like that

[royal sinew]

twin last time i remember u speakin u were maining labs ur a 556er

all labs players spam 556

[arctic osprey]

bruh labs is peak CBJ environment

[hybrid barn]

i spam sp7 with a kedr

cant touch this

[weary hare]

cant really give advice i got like maybe sub 1200 kills in my whole career

[royal sinew]

liar liar pants on fire

[hybrid barn]

cbj is better than 55a1

[arctic osprey]

i use 556 on like reserve or lighthouse when longer range engagements are common. labs is for blackout and 7.62x39

[arctic osprey]

😢

[royal sinew]

...that's not the point?

[hybrid barn]

yes it is

[weary hare]

i died to a guy using a tt on labs never been there again

[royal sinew]

ok goog

[hybrid barn]

stoog and goog

[royal sinew]

fair

[arctic osprey]

noone appreciates your banter like i do spoog

[royal sinew]

fym spoog

[arctic osprey]

its fitting

[hybrid barn]

@wise fossil you going to da bosses yousa in big doo doo

[knotty musk]

spoog is crazy

[lament notch]

Wait... @wise fossil how old are you? You said you wanted to be a kid forever?

[royal sinew]

shut up unc

[weary hare]

im tweaking i dont want to go to bed i want first to be on icebreaker cause i know my big back is gonna sleep till 12 or sum

[surreal moth]

you’re not him stoog sorry

we already had this conversation you lost

[wise fossil]

what

[royal sinew]

federal fumbler

[surreal moth]

i’m a motivational juggler

[knotty musk]

federal teamkiller tbh

[surreal moth]

it was an accident!

on all accounts !

[weary hare]

on a scale of 1 to 10 how good are you at tarkov

[royal sinew]

when i joined the night time raid which one of u got folded by a reshalla guard

[surreal moth]

solid 10 what do you need to know

i’d say 11 but the scale doesn’t go that high

[weary hare]

damn im tryna gauge myself against people

[royal sinew]

why?

[weary hare]

idk tbh i feel like im doodoo

[arctic osprey]

how tf are you gonna gauge that by asking randoms how good they think they are lol

[knotty musk]

im like

a solid 7

[royal sinew]

yeah? and lvndmark still dies to timmies. doesnt matter.

[weary hare]

idk he seems like he has more hours then me

[surreal moth]

you will NEVER win that battle

[knotty musk]

maybe even a 6 on a bad day

[surreal moth]

don’t compare yourself to others

[knotty musk]

sometimes i play like ive never touched an fps before

[weary hare]

i got uhh 1.6k hours

[knotty musk]

im a 10 on the tasking scale tho

[gaunt tiger]

i got a whopping 30

[royal sinew]

mfs will go "but im ass!" YOU ARE IN TARKOV. NO ONE WINS HERE THROUGH SKILL ITS ALL SCUMMING.

[surreal moth]

hours doesn’t mean much i have over 1000 over you and im awful

[arctic osprey]

i feel so inconsistent on tarkov. like sometimes i feel invincible but when im tired or just feeling off i feel like i can barely outplay a standard ai scav

[royal sinew]

he's a outcast case

[surreal moth]

idk @rigid flax is pretty good

[weary hare]

i probably got under 1200 or 900 kills on pmcs

[tropic hearth]

DO NOT vault on cars mid fight i vaulted and got stuck and got killed by a timmy when i had a really good kit

i love getting paralysed

[surreal moth]

can’t be slandering him like that

[tropic hearth]

thanks game!!!!

[royal sinew]

can we leave the autistic pvper out of it

[surreal moth]

no

[timber citrus]

Skating record

[weary hare]

but also most of those kills are timmies that came from steam right off the bat

[surreal moth]

my head is starting to throb

i didn’t ask for this yet it’s what i’m getting

[tropic hearth]

I want to put the clip in #videos i am so sad

i literally stood on the trunk of the car and couldn't move and then got neck shot by like a toz i hope that timmy is happy he deserved it

[royal sinew]

god knossos was a pain in the ass to find finally got labys

[weary hare]

well im gonna go bang my head against the wall until 8am or sum when icebreaker releases

[tropic hearth]

if i don't get a god spawn for resort i normally find it off scavs in the place they normally pick it up for me

[royal sinew]

i couldnt find it for a while

[surreal moth]

just bring in a key

they’re everywhere

[royal sinew]

this is satire right

[surreal moth]

no

[wise fossil]

how bad was labyrinth loot nerfed?

[royal sinew]

🥀 you got it bro

[wise fossil]

is it better than labs loot?

[surreal moth]

i have so many of them

[knotty musk]

its still crazy

[surreal moth]

who

[wise fossil]

how crazy

[weary hare]

one of my friends found 4 bitcoins some how in 1 raid

[knotty musk]

like i filled a junkbox with valuables in like 5 raids

[wise fossil]

thats decent

i found 3 bitcoin in the black room

[royal sinew]

what'd u expect

[wise fossil]

the new one or whatever

[weary hare]

yet i find 1 box of 9x19 fmj and a toz

[arctic osprey]

people who use that long black handguard on the nl545gp should be shot into space

thats not a weapon build that is a HATE CRIME

[knotty musk]

i got like 4 gpus, 3 cofdms, 4 defibs

[royal sinew]

i like it with a short barrel so it has an integral suppressor

[knotty musk]

dogtag case

docs case

[arctic osprey]

you disgust me

[royal sinew]

it looks good

[arctic osprey]

mods can we make it a rule that stoog is not allowed to comment his opinions on what looks good any more?

[royal sinew]

fuck you mean

[wise fossil]

what has the most profits?

labs, labrinth or marked rooms

[surreal moth]

sounds good to me

[weary hare]

luck based

[wise fossil]

not really

[weary hare]

yes

[wise fossil]

there is an an average ruble per hour u can make from each

[weary hare]

my labrinth marked and allat suck

im the unluckiest man here

[royal sinew]

get yo mod riding ass out da convo fumbler boy

[surreal moth]

butch feared for his life today

i say jump they say how high

[royal sinew]

🥀 bro's readin so bad he didnt know i meant the other way round

i wish i could post pictures i want to post the rakai one

how tf do u misread everything so perfectly

[surreal moth]

here take this an visit the therapist you clearly need one

[royal sinew]

like its a skill atp

im not even hating

[fickle kite]

Genuinely what is the point of cheating in Arena

[royal sinew]

skill issue

[surreal moth]

you’re miserable

[royal sinew]

NO U KEEP MISREADING IT PERFECTLY

[surreal moth]

like you can’t be both a happy fulfilled person in life, and cheat

[royal sinew]

oh mb i thought u meant me

well now im fucking dumb 🥀

[surreal moth]

i mean worked either way

[fickle kite]

I can understand cheating in main tarkov

[royal sinew]

u can? 🥀

[fickle kite]

Well

not understand, but the whole ruining people's days

[royal sinew]

im sorry bro but if u cheat in tarkov the game won over u its as simple as tht

[fickle kite]

Agreed, but just saying like cheating in main game sure you're pathetic ass gets an ounce of power because you ruin other people's days with their hard earned loot

[brazen karma]

if u cheat in any game ur miserable

[royal sinew]

i had a cheater call me a cheater for getting tracksuit in 1 week

[fickle kite]

But arena? Nobody loses anything in Arena

[royal sinew]

cheaters are just genuinely dogshit

[wise fossil]

id cheat on my girlfriend before i cheat in a video game

[knotty musk]

how you know he was cheating

[fickle kite]

wallhack and zapping through walls. Toggled in a teamfight and got like 20+ kills all headshots lol

[surreal moth]

i understand the sentiment but i think the nuance will be lost in the general lack of iq often exhibited here

anyways

monkey 🐵

[wise fossil]

i am very smart! 🤓

[fickle kite]

they were down 3-0 and he got upset 💔

[knotty musk]

i got the number guys

[wise fossil]

LEEET

[fickle kite]

|˶˙ᵕ˙ )ﾉﾞ

since when did discord add this

(ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ

[royal sinew]

idc what reasoning they give tho cheaters will always be just pitiful fucking creatures in games

[strong spear]

Forever ago

[royal sinew]

the fact you cant play fair in a VIRTUAL WORLD

imagine

[gaunt tiger]

most cheaters cant handle losing thats why they cheat

[surreal moth]

what’s 9+10

67

idk i’m laughing

[strong spear]

huh

[royal sinew]

that's bullshit

alot of ppl cant handle losing and still play fair

[wise fossil]

fender a cute

[royal sinew]

if you're that mentally weak you shouldnt be allowed on videogames

[drifting shard]

What was the new patch, can you now sell and buy all ammo in flea?

[royal sinew]

not online pvp ones

[wise fossil]

thank fuck they reduced the round timer for team fight, its way better now

[strong spear]

The patch wasn't even released yet lol

[strong spear]

Agreed

It's actually worth considering playing over last hero now

For xp farming I should say

[cold brook]

We just making shit up now ig 😭

[wise fossil]

real

well its just more fun

[royal sinew]

i dont think i can hit lvl 30 before patch 🥀

[wise fossil]

it was aids, nobody moved

[strong spear]

I mean they still don't, they just get into position around the point and sit there, but it's definiitly better.

[wise fossil]

the real tarkov experience i guess

[strong spear]

Yeah lol

[hybrid minnow]

Hello

How is it possible to have 2 settings on the same keybind? For example, sprinting [shift] and holding the breath when aiming also [shift]?

[strong spear]

I was expecting less and less rats as the wipe went on but I see prestige 6s with altyns ratting on the daily.

[royal sinew]

different uses for the key yes. one can be press one release.

[hybrid minnow]

But if i use shift for sprint and want to do it on hold breath then the other one disappears

[wise fossil]

HOLY SHIT U CAN SHOOT UR OWN LEG

THIS IS THE BEST GAME IN THE FUCKING WORLD WHAT

[royal sinew]

well ur using a shit bind

my jump per se is press but my vault is continuous

i have a workaround where i crouch then instantly hold space to vault i lose like .1 stam but i can vault

and my jumps are reactive

[hybrid minnow]

Can you send me a screen from your settings?

[royal sinew]

twin its just a settings thing. just use a diff key for breath hold imo

or make it continuous

*i need UN armor 😭 *

[median loom]

In what world does it take longer to load back into a raid after crashing then loading into it initially, what in tarnation

[wise fossil]

idk bro scavs will run at the wall endlessly and spin in circles and do nothing

[royal sinew]

raid initial load is less because:
stuff hasnt spawned in yet (stuff like AI)
stuff hasnt moved from presets
ingame sync

[grizzled scroll]

[royal sinew]

?

[lost canyon]

can you transfer kappa items when prestiging?

[knotty musk]

some

[rigid flax]

Bro says it’s all cheesing and calls me autistic

[wise fossil]

u can

[rigid flax]

[royal sinew]

i mean ive seen your kit its something id use. takes one to know one.

[royal sinew]

never seen someone do it cant lie

[rigid flax]

But only one of us has the 4kd

[royal sinew]

and only one of us is p3

[wise fossil]

nvm i think ur right

[royal sinew]

diff goals.

[rigid flax]

Who’s autistic now

[royal sinew]

i have tracksuit. i literally called it my autism PHD.

[fathom cypress]

generally an autism PhD is an actual PhD

[royal sinew]

who wouldnt be on the spectrum getting 20 killas a day

either way busy ballin #screenshots message

[rigid flax]

Brainwashed kids with little ego

[grizzled scroll]

wgat

that look like shit 😅

[royal sinew]

blue

[grizzled scroll]

tracksuit and wearing that garbo top

[royal sinew]

yeah, if im running UN garbage i might aswell go full into it.

[fathom cypress]

Autism is memorizing every single component part of a locomotive engine from the 19th century and the machine tools/metallurgy techniques used to make them at different points of industrialization in different regions

[grizzled scroll]

it took you a long time to type that

[fathom cypress]

and repeating it all back to anyone who even so much as mentions a train once in conversation

[royal sinew]

mfs with autism wondering why u know when they pull this move

[fathom cypress]

while repeating it back you will also enter a fugue state and almost be unable to stop

[royal sinew]

is this OEFTs version of catposting

[grizzled scroll]

fokka mentioned

[royal sinew]

afking in resort so good i love waiting for scavs

genuine question why does every armor quest have the worst armor setups oat

[grizzled scroll]

it was never meant to be good

[royal sinew]

but like its always some t3 shit

late wipe quest every time too

[grizzled scroll]

yeah its meant to be a hinderance

[dawn scaffold]

That's the point

[grizzled scroll]

if you got t5/t6 scavs wouldnt really be an issue would they?

[royal sinew]

just fucking blows UN isnt even IV armor

[royal sinew]

punisher is about pmcs
UN gear is fucking ass yet im supposed to make them look good

these armors still tank scavs they just fuck over pmc fights

or anything better

[grizzled scroll]

punisher one of the best questlines in the game

[royal sinew]

maybe once SVD decides to work

[fickle kite]

PVE more like shit gotem

[burnt flame]

So how much time we got left?

[royal sinew]

abt 24min

[grizzled scroll]

decent rewards and an incentive for standard players to get epsilon if they decide to not get theta

[royal sinew]

also mid asf gear to use

[fresh leaf]

So guys. Whats the update?

[royal sinew]

good question!

[rigid flax]

Scavs aren’t an issue regardless of armor

Just pattern recognition

[grizzled scroll]

svd aint even that bad bro ion know what you on about

[coral urchin]

is this patch icebreaker?

[fresh leaf]

Icebreaker maybe?

[knotty musk]

no

[coral urchin]

yes

[grizzled scroll]

you're right they're never an issue ever they just exist

[fresh leaf]

@knotty musk what is it then

[fickle kite]

I wish I could own PBP 9x19 ammo irl

[royal sinew]

i refuse to use it at T-46 and below ive seen people tank 6+ thoraxes

[torn whale]

Are we gonna get a patch note after the patch installation begins?

[wicked rain]

reserve is so lit

[coral urchin]

prob

[fresh leaf]

It didnt even start yet?

[coral urchin]

or right before they start

[grizzled scroll]

pistol explodes after 6 shots

[knotty musk]

we dont know yet. We know for a fact its not icebreaker though because the pre icebreaker event ends in 2 days

[torn whale]

Aight ty

[coral urchin]

let us hope

[fickle kite]

It's only +p it shouldn't tbh

[rigid flax]

It’s either “better kill that thing before it alerts someone of my presence” or “damn he has 6 more shots before I take damage”

[coral urchin]

let us breathe the copium

[fresh leaf]

Ahh got it

[knotty musk]

My hopium is that we get the cross faction clothing for unheard

[fickle kite]

new patch is gonna add PVE 2 actually

[wise fossil]

whats the patch notes

[coral urchin]

lol i think its only for paid clothing tho

[rigid flax]

Gotta be the most blunder addition to the game

[fickle kite]

Another PVE mode made specifcally for the timmiest of timmys

[knotty musk]

patch notes release when the downtime starts

[fresh leaf]

@knotty musk yessss

[royal sinew]

just because you want to farm sub 1k hour players for your killquests doesnt mean everyone does

[fickle kite]

You're so right, let's create PVP 2 instead unlocked only after hitting 3k hours

[royal sinew]

genuine question though why do you hate pve

[fickle kite]

Splits the playerbase
Incentives garbage players to stay garbage
Effectively destroyed the Tarkov subreddit because 70% of the posts at minimum are people literally flexing PVE loot
One of Tarkov's biggest elements has always been PVP

[wise fossil]

real

[fickle kite]

waiting for him to respond and say all my points are invalid

[white arch]

Most of the people that only play pve probably wouldn't be playing at all if it wasn't an option

[royal sinew]

but most of the main playerbase still enjoys PVP? like those are the actual players.
bad players who want to just enjoy the game or dont have time profit off PVE.
reddit is a joke.
its a big element but the story is there now.

[knotty musk]

Those pve players would have likely quit the game

If not for pve

[fickle kite]

Good.

[royal sinew]

also this

[slim solar]

are servers going down in 16 minutes?

[fickle kite]

Good

[knotty musk]

Then the result is no different

So

[fickle kite]

The result is that they do not get their way and are either forced to play PVP or not play the game at all

[fresh leaf]

@knotty musk this pre event whats special about it?

[tawny berry]

leadup to icebreaker

[royal sinew]

then all ur arguments dont work

[knotty musk]

So you whine about a split playerbase but would rather people not play the game at all

Interesting

[white arch]

Don't understand why them playing is making you soo mad tho

[wise fossil]

ass class good manga

[fresh leaf]

@tawny berry just lorewise?

[late gorge]

No patch notes for the update?

[dapper ridge]

servers down in 15 mins?

[tawny berry]

yee i think so

[royal sinew]

NO MORE BLUE YAY

[knotty musk]

The rogues are trying to find the icebreaker

[fresh leaf]

@tawny berry ah okay

[fickle kite]

Yeah because either way it splits the base, but at least this way some PVE players will be forced to play PVP because there is no game like Tarkov.

[wise fossil]

theres a lot of games like tarkov now

[royal sinew]

what if BSG just lies and pulls out icebreaker

[knotty musk]

I am glad that people get to enjoy the game that they were otherwise not able to enjoy before

[fickle kite]

They try to copy tarkov, but none that I've played really mimic it well

[fickle kite]

Well I am not, fuck them

[knotty musk]

Lovely attitude

[rigid flax]

It’s because they lack the intuitive gunplay and mechanical depth

[royal sinew]

only reason my 2 buddies even play tarkov (which they barely do already) is pve

[rigid flax]

Also the soul in the small details

[knotty musk]

Often overlooked

Which is a shame

[royal sinew]

i came cuz of the game and visuals. stayed for this shit.

[fickle kite]

Thank you.

Would you rather:

A. 10% of PVE players come back to PVP if PVE was removed

or

B. Lose those 10% to PVE because Nikita wants to cater to shitters?

[royal sinew]

We're already in option B

[fickle kite]

Yeah sadly.

[arctic osprey]

server connection closed INSIDE a marked room

im so dead

[fickle kite]

Don't worry I'm gonna become a billionaire soon and when I buy Tarkov I will delete PVE

[royal sinew]

the main shitter issues rn are prestige/all the new shit they're adding for newbies

[arctic osprey]

especially because its going to take 8 years to rc for some reason

[rigid flax]

I would argue id want neither of those things, but prefer B

[knotty musk]

You do realise that there's a secret option C where nikita is catering to shitters in pvp right

[fickle kite]

I'll revert those changes as well when I buy Tarkov from Nikita don't worry

[royal sinew]

lmao gl

[fickle kite]

There's a secret secret option D where I buy the game off of Nikita and return it to its former glory

[tawny berry]

in a scenario where there is no more PVE and all of the pve players just play pvp instead, how does that make EFT better besides just more players

[knotty musk]

Bro is NOT Elon musk

[young cliff]

they get released a few mins after downtime starts

[fickle kite]

What if I was

[sharp sandal]

hello chat

[arctic osprey]

holy shit over a minute on the clock just to START loading the map

[rigid flax]

If we’ve learned anything from arena, giving PvE players adjacent access makes the game inherently worse

[royal sinew]

either way i got 10 mins left so ima just get off already

[sharp sandal]

If you were Elon Musk.

[royal sinew]

wish i coulda hit lvl 30

[sharp sandal]

I'd tell you to get better at POE2

[knotty musk]

This is true

[fickle kite]

[fickle kite]

[royal sinew]

dude im still used to old ammo counters i load to 60 on packing still 🥀

[knotty musk]

I would much prefer if Mr 12 hour shift got to enjoy the game in pve than not at all

[rigid flax]

Ironically the most recent recoil changes actually encouraged the problem with more casual players being able to participate

[fickle kite]

Or he can quit his job, collect food stamps, and play tarkov PVP instead\

[knotty musk]

So we're just trolling now

Noted

[fickle kite]

Obviously PVE is not going to be removed so not much else to say

[royal sinew]

arena no downtime during patch right?

[knotty musk]

Not scheduled no

[royal sinew]

guess i go fuck myself there to lvl 30 🥀

[rigid flax]

Queuing your servers right now, meet me in chop shop

[royal sinew]

i am not playing that fuckass map 😭

[fickle kite]

I'm queued on Chop Shop Teamfight rn

[royal sinew]

i fucking hate LH chop shop makes it worse

[rigid flax]

🍼

[fickle kite]

my fav gamemode/map

[royal sinew]

shit's just proxying your spawn and spawntrapping others not my fault the spawn system is dogshit

[strong spear]

Chop shop is the only "good" last hero map :D

[fickle kite]

Best way to farm tasks

[royal sinew]

im waiting for a TDM mode already

but TF ass

[rigid flax]

That’s the point get a grip

[fickle kite]

Isn't that teamfight

[rigid flax]

Win your pivs

[tawny berry]

rip emercom LH

[royal sinew]

i have my ergo grip its +12 im fine

[strong spear]

TF is better with the recent changes at least

[royal sinew]

shit's ass

[strong spear]

True

[royal sinew]

"i know its shit. just eat it"

[fickle kite]

I miss being able to get onto those 2nd story points on Equator

idk why they ever removed that

[royal sinew]

their balance team added VI to scout.

[strong spear]

I forgot equator was even a map tbh

[royal sinew]

idk what ur expecting

[rigid flax]

Unironically chop shop is a smaller and better version of labs

[royal sinew]

equator was genuinely fun when u went upstairs

[slim solar]

guys does anyone know if servers are going down in a moment?

[fickle kite]

yeah scout is incredibly broken rn lol

[strong spear]

Since when?

[royal sinew]

ehhhh...

[royal sinew]

🥀

[knotty musk]

The bar of being better than labs is low

[tacit rain]

i just lost moreman's phone bc my generator ran out mid craft

i cancelled it and still cant get it back

[knotty musk]

I could vomit on some paper and then 3d model it and it'll be better than labs

[vagrant nova]

😭⁉️

[strong spear]

I don't get the labs hate tbh

[tawny berry]

LOL

automodded

[gilded hawk]

are servers feeling bad? I got disconnected 2 min into labs raid and instead of reconnect buttton got into stash w all my gear

[solemn pewter]

same

[fickle kite]

labs is not that bad imo

[rigid flax]

The only issue labs really has is the elongated hallways, chop shop fixes that

[strong spear]

lol

[strong spear]

WAIT THEY ACTUALLY DID LMAO???

Crazy stuff

[rigid flax]

@royal sinew slammed

[dim valve]

still possible to use transits to ALT F4 back to stash?

[fickle kite]

damn what they hit him for?

[valid juniper]

can someone flea a shemagh green for me i need to do that stashing quest and theres none listed

theres no listings on flea at all rn

[strong spear]

Yeah I'll list one for a mill

[dim valve]

kek

[strong spear]

No

[valid juniper]

make another joke

[fickle kite]

why did the chicken cross the road?

[dim valve]

I listed one for 999.999 buy mine

[valid juniper]

can u actually list one theres no listing rn

[sharp sandal]

Okay bro chill out

[strong spear]

To get shot in the head by a cheater

[dim valve]

Did you legit join this server just to ask us this?

[valid juniper]

im sorry is this ur server?

[sharp sandal]

@valid juniper

You can give a Ragman figurine to cultist circle for it

[valid juniper]

i deleted

[fickle kite]

while stashing their last shemagh green

[sharp sandal]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Shemagh_(Green)

[dim valve]

In fact, I am John Tarkov

[slim solar]

are servers going down?

[lone trout]

patch in 3 min?

[sharp sandal]

Yes

[tawny berry]

yes

[sharp sandal]

Today is downtime.

[strong spear]

Proof?

[sharp sandal]

4-6 hours

[slim solar]

can i stay in raid and safely keep my stuff?

[sharp sandal]

#eft-announcements message

[dim valve]

You dare ask for proof in my presence

[sharp sandal]

Probably not lol

[lone trout]

why they dont have automatic time convert

[light torrent]

I'm very curious what this patch is I can't recall them specifying

[median loom]

i fucking hate this game so much

i quit

[mossy iris]

prob unheard clothing

and xp boost

[strong spear]

They are adding the ads changes 💀

Imagine

[light torrent]

That would be fantastic

[strong spear]

Shadow ice breaker drop

[fickle kite]

Arena just went down aint no fucking way I was 1 round away from finishing my task.

[strong spear]

Damn bro I just booted it up :\

Guess I'm guna go to bed early tonight

[fickle kite]

wait

yeah it seems fucked idk

[strong spear]

rip

[fickle kite]

game just crashed smgh

[dawn scaffold]

Is arena gonna be down during the maintenance as well?

[sharp sandal]

@knotty musk

Left Behind Edition - 7% XP bonus;
● Prepare for Escape Edition - 9% XP bonus;
● Edge of Darkness Limited Edition - 12% XP bonus;
● The Unheard Edition - 20% XP bonus, applied to all group members.

[strong spear]

Yup

[dawn scaffold]

wack

[strong spear]

Helps me prestige a raid sooner but still a stupid addition

[sharp sandal]

Im happy with it

I get 20% xp boost yay

[strong spear]

I bet you are lmao

[sharp sandal]

mhm

[median loom]

i had 3 rogues left to kill and servers went down

fuck ya sick

[fickle kite]

I think I lied

[sharp sandal]

I know P7 requirements will be BRUTAL

[fickle kite]

my game just shat itself I'm on arena rn idk if I can queue

[knotty musk]

i need them to post

[sharp sandal]

Its on telegram

[knotty musk]

no spoilers

thats great xyph

im on discord

[sharp sandal]

Patch notes are weak asf man

[strong spear]

One day I'll need to drop $120 just to keep up because unheard will have so many benefits (if there isn't another addition by then lol)

[sharp sandal]

ight

[brisk trail]

is ice breaker adding in this update

[fickle kite]

what's the telegram?

[fickle kite]

No

[steep veldt]

Yo is it just me or is the arena audio actually fried

[pallid talon]

Ahh I forgot there is a patch... I woke up, showered, made my ass build tried to queue and "matching disabled"

[dim nebula]

it is

[civic widget]

always has been

[steep veldt]

You cant hear anything its so quiet

Why does it sound so quiet?

[pale loom]

did the game just break? I can't boot it up

[sharp sandal]

audio is never broken

[dim nebula]

bug

[wispy locust]

SAME

[marble elm]

did the game die

[knotty musk]

Apart from that, owners of The Unheard Edition now have an additional opportunity for customization - it now allows using clothing regardless of faction.

YES

[marble elm]

i cant load in

[crystal nymph]

update

[twilit pike]

server maintentnace

or update

[marble elm]

bruh i was grinding task

[dawn scaffold]

4 hour maintenance to add the xp bonus perke and TUE clothinig addition?

[limpid robin]

I think the xp change is really p2w

[past hare]

my goodness they've done it, acutal pay to win

[civic widget]

Bear faction died

[sharp sandal]

Mf ya'll got a 12 hour warning ahead of time

for downtime

[tawny berry]

buy unheard NOW

[sharp sandal]

[knotty musk]

New bonuses are also available to players who already own the upgraded editions.
also what is this

[civic widget]

@nova niche its so over for us.

[past hare]

ah well doesnt' change much, whoever owns it already are way ahead in the game by now

[limpid robin]

i have base edition, im not dropping shit tons of money just for extra shit

[past hare]

i still get my ass beat regardless 😔

[urban geode]

hello is this wipe

[strong spear]

"These additions will make upgrades more valuable without affecting gameplay during the raid in any way."

[crystal nymph]

yea

[pale loom]

?

[dim nebula]

ohh thats why i thought my raid went by so quickly, they reduced the time

[tawny berry]

lol no thats fairi agree

[dim nebula]

to get ppl to leave

[urban geode]

is this update wipe

[arctic osprey]

imagine still thinking that unherd isnt p2w

[steep veldt]

Tarkov players: "I wish the devs would give us updates and new content!"
BSG: (updates and new content but 4 hours to update servers)
Players: "NooOoOOoOO I cant nolife on a tuesday at 3 am :((((("

[odd osprey]

So they''re updating the game mid raid? tf lol

[tropic hearth]

event going on? 'game cannot be started please try again later'

[young cliff]

why couldn't this stuff had waited for icebreaker?

[tropic hearth]

servers down*

[dire cloud]

sex update!!!!!!

[arctic osprey]

THERE IT IS

[tribal eagle]

so i shouldn't bother transiting to lighthouse for alloy then, huh?

[limpid robin]

Update in progress

[royal sinew]

4-6 hours for this? this shit blows.

[keen spoke]

someone spam this

[rustic wave]

4-6 hour update just for the fkin xp only? didnt they just work all the prestige requirements instantly?

[arctic osprey]

THE CURSE OF RA

[hollow chasm]

Any updates on Unheard Steam version?

[keen spoke]

WHAT

[royal sinew]

how tf is this 4-6 hours of work

[strong spear]

I thought these were only to be spammed on wipe

[median loom]

Here come the people "omg are the servers down"

[crystal nymph]

yeah they gave like a 14hr head start

[wise fossil]

its just letting unheard players use any clothing, literal pointless update kinda

[knotty musk]

yeah fuck off with the spam

[burnt flame]

NOOO

[dawn scaffold]

wrekt

[past hare]

omg are the servers down

[pale loom]

calm down

[echo shard]

damn i didnt know it counted that raid as a survive lmao

[fervent sparrow]

Chat is this the most pay to progress update ever

[rustic wave]

i thought we left the spams at spammy mcspammington

[echo shard]

or i woulda looted bro i killed better

[hybrid yacht]

*sits down for a nice tarkov sesh 😄

[keen oasis]

yeah they said it is going to be published today and it will be 50$

[burnt flame]

NIKITA MANN NOT FAIIRRRR

[arctic osprey]

i mean all the work is already done they just need to run installers and config scripts on all the servers lol

[small forge]

Guys i cant connect, any ideas?

[royal sinew]

yeah so why tf is it 4-6 hours

[past hare]

definitely, editions at most just gave you more shit and stash (doesn't effect much in practice)

[thorny geyser]

saved me from dying from another cheater ig

[arctic osprey]

installers?

[echo shard]

maybe check announcements

[quiet dust]

i started loading into raid and it kicked me out, will i lose my stuff>

[past hare]

but now with LITERALLY more exp gain, you just straight up level faster than others

[gilded hawk]

Wait no patch note? 4-6 hours for exp boost n clothing stuff?

[echo shard]

no

[dawn scaffold]

spams are funny when the maintenance is extended or unexpected server outages, not the beginning of a planned maintenance

[past hare]

which if you grind enough, you seal club 20% faster now

[royal sinew]

you mean to tell me 4-6 hours to install that?

[strong spear]

More time to break the game in completely random ways that have nothing to do with the patch

[burnt flame]

server down lol

[quiet dust]

thanks

[small forge]

nah that cant be it

[acoustic otter]

finally man cant wait to get my hands on my new xp bonus!

[burnt flame]

update bro

[past hare]

is the game going under or something, why are they trying to get this much extra money

[knotty musk]

i cant wait to wear BEAR lonsdale

[fervent sparrow]

Bruh I have the standard edition and I feel left out, like I paid 40 euro for this game

[knotty musk]

as usec

[burnt flame]

check annoucement

[acoustic otter]

yippie!

[lone trout]

nah they troll again

[small forge]

i dont think so, something with servers

[lone trout]

as always

[past hare]

even i didn't think nikita would go this far

[pallid talon]

Uhhh standard is ass, BSG should buff it a bit. There is tone of new items and you need more and more stuff you need and stash space is the same as its been like 5 years ago. At least stash upgrade in hideout should be easier for you guys, I remember last upgrade is radiculusly expensive

[strong spear]

"update" is a stretch

[lone trout]

6hours for this

[past hare]

i mean in practice it doesn't change much cause i'm still gonna get my ass beat but still

[lone trout]

KEWK

[arctic osprey]

because they need to wait for everything to be updated before turning it back on. with most shit you can do rolling patches but with games where theres things like a market and progression thats often not possible

[frozen knoll]

Everyone complaining about the 6-hour update isn't aware of icebreaker apparently

[dawn scaffold]

Is the TUE clothing thing apply to all clothes or just paid for/earned cosmetics?

[keen oasis]

is arena up?

[royal sinew]

im tellin u somethin aint right. either way this update blows.

[vagrant nova]

yo they added cross faction clothing already ??

[sour stag]

yes

[frozen knoll]

You just seem like a nice positive guy

[royal sinew]

yep and its dogshit

[tacit pumice]

"New bonuses are also available to players who already own the upgraded editions." what are these new bonuses ?

[sour stag]

so uh where are them patch notes

[burnt flame]

ye whenever is there update they gonna told everyone about it, it's not technical update, it's kinda content update. so ye server down

[acoustic otter]

u will have to own the clothing they aint giving u all the clothing for free

[burnt flame]

xp.

[vagrant nova]

you gotta be muted again lil bro

[warped atlas]

unheard systers we keep winning

[royal sinew]

"yeah we removed faction identification and made you wait 4-6 hours for an XP boost"

[sour hinge]

so when is steam unheard going to go live??

[sharp sandal]

Bro ya'll gotta chill tf out

[small forge]

Can someone buy my LEDX on flea please

[sharp sandal]

Its not that deep

[royal sinew]

removing any identity from ur faction is fucking worthless 😭

[arctic osprey]

im not saying they definitely couldnt have done shit different and made some system where long downtime for patches was unnecessary, just that this kind of thing is pretty normal for MMO's

[royal sinew]

it just ruins it

[oblique cairn]

Can we have new edition unheard getting boring

[dawn scaffold]

So just paid for/earned stuff then since you cant own the other factions clothes that you buy on ragman?

[pseudo locust]

it takes 4-6 hours to implement this tiny ass update? and its only xp bonuses for ppl who bought editions?

[frozen knoll]

Faction identification was already cooked by how many clothes there are. Also pay attention before complaining. Icebreaker is going to drop in the next few days

[tacit pumice]

yea xp already what we know but new bonuses

[small forge]

Looking for group to run labrys

[arctic osprey]

no, thats not the whole update. theres almost certainly way more

[vocal shoal]

4-6 hours downtime for a nothing burger, no patch notes lmfao

[tawny berry]

the new bonuses is the xp bonus

[royal sinew]

yeah? and? icebreaker isnt this update. just because YOU cant identify doesnt mean others cant.

[strong spear]

You sure about that lol?

[pseudo locust]

god i hope so

[sour stag]

ice breaker

[odd osprey]

Well that's annoying lol

[royal sinew]

its still a nothingburger update

pmo

[vocal shoal]

My dumb ass thought they were going to upgrade the unity with this patch

[burnt flame]

It's exp bonus? idk what bonus you want

[acoustic otter]

well im assuming theyll just add the opposite faction clothing into the ragman services

[echo shard]

man i wish i knew i could’ve not worried about extracting or i could’ve looted my kills lmao

[frozen knoll]

Little sit down little pup. I have 9,000 hours

[sharp sandal]

This update could just contain the content of Icebreaker so that they can enable it later

[urban geode]

hello is there a wipe with this update

[sharp sandal]

chill tf out

[tacit pumice]

what is the point of typing that shit tho

[odd osprey]

real tho lol

[royal sinew]

then stop crying about identifying?

[sour stag]

preach

[acoustic otter]

so u can buy some opposing faction clothing for ruble and then some for irl cash

[odd osprey]

"It's for arena!!!" head ass

[coral urchin]

dude imma gain so much xp with plus 20 percent and library

[small forge]

can you sherpa me, i just got the game

[royal sinew]

the entire point was ur faction had shit TIED to it

[acoustic otter]

dont know tho

[burnt flame]

ask them it's the update, that's the bonus that nikita mention.

[frozen knoll]

Bro I was trying to dry your tears

[tawny berry]

bsg english moment idk

[midnight delta]

Go do a sport man

[royal sinew]

@frozen knoll

[fierce geyser]

Yo is this game Wiping right now?

[tawny berry]

yes

[brazen fiber]

icebraker today?

[knotty musk]

no

[tacit pumice]

lol

[echo shard]

yo ur a loser 🫵🤣🤣

[arctic osprey]

yeah theres no way in hell whats in that announcement would be 4-6 hours. theyre installing large files on SOMETHING, which is a good indication this is when they're installing (at least most of) icebreaker

[burnt flame]

nah.

[crystal nymph]

lighthouse

[dapper ridge]

how long is it down for? 4 hrs?

[odd osprey]

Ya my ass lmfao

[royal sinew]

keep glazing the nothingburger bro

[burnt flame]

depends.

[past hare]

man i clicked off for two minutes what's going on 😭

[tacit pumice]

i am also thinking it you know cuz 4-6 hours kinda long

[frail oriole]

1d 16hours remaining for the pre event, pretty sure this is icebreaker preparing. could be some surprise finisher for the event

[frozen knoll]

Yes, but if you have a hundred different pieces of clothing tied to your faction nobody is going to be able to tell the difference

[royal sinew]

wow a singular AI change which you'll lose if you use it anyways cuz quests

[small forge]

@zixpiitv

[fierce geyser]

Why ass

[pale loom]

you give me teachers pet vibes, like the type of kid that shushed the class when the teacher was waiting for the class to settle

[rigid flax]

Peak bell curve player btw

[sharp sandal]

na bro

[brazen fiber]

i hope icebreaker will be playable today

[tacit pumice]

they are placing the icebreaker there but not the access i guess

[sharp sandal]

Therejust people saying crazy shit

[strong spear]

Hopefully. I actually didn't realize we were so close to the end of the month, maybe it's coming after this event ends :D

[royal sinew]

lmao its not even that many and most are unused.

[sharp sandal]

and being generally stupid lol

Nikita already said that this isn't Icebreaker.

[tacit pumice]

for example ?

[green talon]

??codes

[sharp sandal]

People just cant read for shit

[reef condor]

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[pseudo locust]

well fuck this ill just read manga then

[knotty musk]

if you guys cannot behave, im putting the slowmode up

[frail oriole]

bold move, i hope they dont include the actual map because of dataminers

[royal sinew]

9k hours and overwhelmed by player customization ok bro @frozen knoll

[knotty musk]

stop being children

[crystal nymph]

it’s just one guy lol

[median loom]

we're in a discord for a video game bigdog

relax

[rigid flax]

Go ahead and do it we know the wave is coming

[pale loom]

punishing the chat for 1 dude? lol

[robust island]

Edge of Darkness got shoved in a donkey’s ass

[dapper ridge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/deadmeatjames-down-slow-FaVXcOM6x4OXVRWYrl

[royal sinew]

its just fucking dissapointing man 4-6 hours just to have a slap on the back of the head

[frozen knoll]

Trying to consolidate you losers complaining about an update is being overwhelmed?

[odd osprey]

Like the servers lol

[frail oriole]

i am massive skin hater, i wish i could pay for not seeing skins. i just want to see the original man

[dapper ridge]

slow mode yay

[coral urchin]

ewww

[sour stag]

PLEASE turn slow mode on

[royal sinew]

your arguments are shit. not my fault you sound like that

[sharp sandal]

Holy fuck man

[past hare]

evverytime i click away there's something happening 😭

[fierce geyser]

Are suspenders coming back in fashion

[wicked rain]

wtf goin on

[sharp sandal]

Okay yeah nah we need slowmode

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/vlada-nedy-eyes-rats-gif-5342506834560469413

[frozen knoll]

Boo Hoo My game got updated 😭

[silent hemlock]

🧀🧀🧀

[dawn scaffold]

This is a generally tame chat for how it usually is during maintenance

[royal sinew]

"updated"

[tacit pumice]

what is your problem mate

[wicked rain]

eft chat poppin at 3am

[royal sinew]

atleast my first words to someone werent insulting

[burnt flame]

nikita just said, after shoreline event it's gonna be ice breaker... this is like 1.0.4.5, people already expecting ice breaker or boss, but just a technical update.

[past hare]

eh seems normal imo

[pulsar agate]

Is Unheard Edition coming to steam today ?

[silent hemlock]

i was at the last transit for new beginnings

[knotty musk]

!slowmode 15s

[reef condor]

✅ Set 15 seconds slowmode for #eft-chat (native slowmode)

[past hare]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[sharp sandal]

[burnt flame]

maybe?

[sharp sandal]

Peace on earth

[knotty musk]

stop fucking arguing

[oblique cairn]

https://imgur.com/fLMBCoI

[tawny berry]

[knotty musk]

game has been down for 13 minutes

[sharp sandal]

LMAO BUTCH

[knotty musk]

and youre defaulting to this

[strong spear]

How did the chat speed up after slowmode lol

[sharp sandal]

THEY'RE DOING A 25% SALE ON UNHEARD NOW

[past hare]

least insane post patch chat

[wicked rain]

oh thats y i just got booted lol

[tacit pumice]

we are too many thats how ig

[royal sinew]

🥀

[acoustic otter]

😂

[knotty musk]

oh man

[burnt flame]

what about 50% on unheard.

[vagrant nova]

lowkey smart 😭

[crystal nymph]

67

[small forge]

@swift jetty brush your teeth

[wicked rain]

i slimed out 3 kids and got all their shit b4 servers went ddown we lit

[royal sinew]

i pray for nothing but rot on unheard

[sour hinge]

13 minutes without tarkov, think about what that does to a man

[oblique cairn]

Unployment

[tacit pumice]

lets do it free what about this

[vagrant nova]

14 minutes now

[sharp sandal]

Imo i dont think the XP thing is that bad

[burnt flame]

for EoD people only, that's much better.

[coral urchin]

i read this as bitch

[ornate sapphire]

first you double the price of unheard edition then run a limited time 50% sale get it while you can D:

[sharp sandal]

If anything it encourages people to play in groups more

[strong spear]

I'm starting to think you have a bit more than 80 hours o_o

[fervent sparrow]

Even that is expensive lol, paying for an edition of the game when you could get forza horizon 6 with that money

[vagrant nova]

atleast fed can‘t tk his teammates for the next 6 hours now

[burnt flame]

Good dream...

[royal sinew]

which is bad

[torn whale]

Whole 4 hour update for bonuses🥀

[sharp sandal]

Thats purely subjective.

[tacit pumice]

they gonna suprise us they will bring icebreaker yaay

[royal sinew]

yeah, the subjects being every low playercount group.

[little surge]

is eft down rn? I've been having error codes popping all day

[oblique cairn]

[tacit pumice]

let them have a break lol

[sharp sandal]

Yes

[wicked rain]

americans should be in bed anyways

[odd osprey]

So is arena down or just tarkov's eft servers lol

[sharp sandal]

Game is down for 6 hours @little surge

[knotty musk]

#eft-announcements

[burnt flame]

what about remove unheard and bring back eod what about that instead?

[strong spear]

They took down the game for the rest of the week

[rigid flax]

One click and u got it figured out

[little surge]

Thanks guys.

[silent hemlock]

is eft down rn? I've been having error codes popping all day

[odd osprey]

Can't tell me to have a bed time

[rigid flax]

[sweet condor]

So EOD edition is just forgotten about at this point

[silent hemlock]

error 229 in launcher for some reason

[burnt flame]

agreed.

[rigid flax]

Damn finally got me

[sharp sandal]

I have disregarded any idea of "Americans should be asleep" after i met Altarion

[odd osprey]

Tf am I looking at

[acoustic otter]

yes EOD is forgotten thats why they put a bonus in EOD too

[dawn scaffold]

huh?

[sharp sandal]

This dude just doesn't fucking sleep

[sharp sandal]

[uncut path]

?? patch notes

[knotty musk]

arena

[sweet condor]

Pretty sad that OGs just get neglected

[strong spear]

Every edition but unheard is forgotten about at this point.

[tacit pumice]

hey nikita there is too many things must be changed so we need 4-6 hours
meanwhile they are done with the new changes in 10 min

[rigid flax]

Checkpoint

[past hare]

maybe a crumb for standard via one free row? 🥹

[uncut path]

??patch notes

[royal sinew]

OGs cant be squeezed as bad

[sharp sandal]

This is the most the other editions have gotten in the last 6 years

[vagrant nova]

@rotund brook are you awake mr kerman cat man

[sharp sandal]

[odd osprey]

So the online isn't down but single player is

[tiny slate]

Dont worry dude, Unseen edition 2.0 soon

[burnt flame]

make standard tarkov free

[knotty musk]

i dropped 80 kills the other day

[strong spear]

Can't wait

[odd osprey]

Never in a million years lol

[tiny slate]

450 dollars

[rigid flax]

In checkpoint? I’m not surprised

[royal sinew]

"pay 250$ or fuck off"

[tacit pumice]

Unpooped edition

[tiny slate]

and the deed to your house

[lament notch]

That's.... that's the entire patch?

[strong spear]

Only purchasable on a new account, no upgrading.

[fierce geyser]

What manga

[burnt flame]

there gonna be more i guess?

[past hare]

probably more they just didn't mention for some reason

[strong spear]

Didn't they already remove fog or am I crazy?

[burnt flame]

boycot tarkov for good update

[timber citrus]

That bonus is wild bruh lol

[lament notch]

You are in fact crazy.

[tiny slate]

Papa Nikita needs a new set of watches

[strong spear]

Good to know.

[ember forum]

are you able to play PvE during downtime??? Just curious

[timber citrus]

Damn bro 20% for all my homies is wild

[burnt flame]

go see doctor.

[past hare]

would be insane if it genuinely was just 'oh yeah 20% bonus exp for rich ppl'

i don't think nikita is THAT dumb

[tiny slate]

all my homies have the 20% bonus

[strong spear]

Please let me become one of your homies

[oblique cairn]

Eod owners in shambles

[crystal nymph]

how is bsgs financials

[ember forum]

is that not what it is or what are you describing that's different here

[tiny slate]

at least they got the flannel and pants right?

[odd osprey]

lol

[knotty musk]

you can check this yourself btw

[oblique cairn]

Best gift over the years

[signal juniper]

Can't care less, 8% more xp boost for TuE is kinda nothing, exp is ez

[wicked rain]

damn bro im bout to buy unheard for the drip changes

[pallid talon]

6h downtime for more pay to win garbage...

[crystal nymph]

like i got no problem if they wanna make money i’m just curious

[silent hemlock]

tracksuit in arena when

[wicked rain]

keep crying hit da road

[past hare]

different, i'm implying it's JUST the 20% exp bonus, and not an actual update with real patches