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knotty musk
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level 16 with 232 raids πŸ’€

glad wadi
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me fr

sand pendant
glad wadi
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I average 2k xp a raid

vital sail
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no you dont

knotty musk
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he just got HELLA gear

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like

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class 5

glad wadi
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i lowk do

knotty musk
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attack 2 backpack

vital sail
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whats your survival rate geon

knotty musk
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this guy is NOT uninstalling the game ever again

glad wadi
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40%

vital sail
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damn

glad wadi
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maybe

vital sail
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aint even gonna lie

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mines like 25% 😭

glad wadi
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yeah ur shit

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id destroy you

vital sail
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whats your kd budy

glad wadi
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0.61 just went up yesterday

vital sail
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yeah guess where mine went up to

glad wadi
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0.67

vital sail
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0.86

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bummy bum bum

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lowkey flexing negative kd aint that cool ig

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but thats just because this is my first wipe

glad wadi
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if I get 1 kill and extract with all the loot and you get 3 kills but die whos the winner

vital sail
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and i died a lot in the start

glad wadi
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you have the same hours as me on ur first wipe

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get a job chungus

vital sail
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well

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not like my first first wipe

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i started in softcore but thats basically 1.0

knotty musk
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so its your second wipe then

vital sail
glad wadi
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like 1000

vital sail
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softcore wasnt realy a wipe

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or it was

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idk

harsh shell
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how many total hours you got sonion

vital sail
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me?

harsh shell
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YOU

vital sail
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about 550

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552 and 58 minutes

glad wadi
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what about me

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check cause ur literally always on you chud

harsh shell
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0.86 is fine then tbh

vital sail
glad wadi
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what I put some good hours in yesterday

vital sail
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201 kills 😭

glad wadi
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4 extracts in a row on customs

harsh shell
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theres a shitload of people who have like thousands and still sit at geons kd

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its kind of insane

modern minnow
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Can’t boot up PVE kept getting this 1000 encryption param error message I did all the things like clearing cache verify game file integrity ad did the log out and login to profile tactic still

glad wadi
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chill im goated

vital sail
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i can def get to positive kd but will take a bit

harsh shell
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im sitting at like 1.1 right now im waiting for seasonal to come out so i can figure out what my kd would be if everyone had the same gear as me

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cause right now im mostly killing people with 9mm GT

glad wadi
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whats ur discord getting hacked ratio

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goof ball

vital sail
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im thinking of prestiging but idk

harsh shell
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son

vital sail
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kinda also wanna escape

harsh shell
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escape first

vital sail
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far from it

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locked to savior

stray rune
vital sail
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maybe prestige and work for debtor

stray rune
vital sail
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or not escape at all

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dont feel like completing every story chapter

stray rune
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You must complete the good ending

wise pulsar
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@vital sail do the saviour ending first. i just grinded 1 mil usd for debtor. and its a punish

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savior has more interesting quest paths

fresh leaf
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who do i need euros for? can i sell/trade them?

vital sail
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hideout

fresh leaf
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only?

glad wadi
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my hideout is a real piece of shit

wise pulsar
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if you want the AK 50 you need euros πŸ™‚

fresh leaf
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i want roubles, wanted to sell the euros haha

vital sail
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bro this fucking error is getting on my nerves

wise pulsar
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i havent been able to get in for 2 hours. i feel ya

vital sail
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no im in the game

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but im getting some error 228- can only remove items from top of the stack

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restarted, cleared cache, did integrity check

wise pulsar
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think servers might be a bit cooked

vital sail
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i think its because of a mag

woven fjord
vital sail
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yeah fucking ghost mag

limber panther
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I don't really think it is a issue on the server side because lots of people still can play in OCE

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it might a issue on the client side

vital sail
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thats racist

limber panther
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Friday night can't play EFT, this is crazy bro

vital sail
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try other servers or sum

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or play something else

vital sail
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project delta on roblox

glad wadi
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stfu

vital sail
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you stfu

knotty musk
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customs is fucking popping off holy shit

limber panther
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LETS GO project delta

glad wadi
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customs is in fact popping off

vital sail
limber panther
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tried few hours

vital sail
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i got like 300 bro

glad wadi
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mods ban roblox discussers

vital sail
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my free speech

glad wadi
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Just play garrys mod its like roblox but better

vital sail
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its not but ok

knotty musk
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!remindme 10m tell geon about garrys mod friend

reef condorBOT
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βœ… I will remind you in 10 minutes at May 15, 2026 at 13:13 UTC

vital sail
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of course a fucking ryst dude

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only time i dont take bs to raid aswell

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such a crutch dude

glad wadi
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how you lose to a ryst

vital sail
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dont bait me right now bro

glad wadi
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😭

vital sail
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and the fucking smoke from the gun dude

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why the fuck did they have to nerf suppressors so much

glad wadi
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because they were overpowered

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pretty self explanatory

vital sail
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brothre

glad wadi
limber panther
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Any official staff or released info about the OCE issue? When it supposed to be fixed?

floral edge
long flicker
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Okay so there's definitely an OCE issue then, literally joined just to check lmao

tribal python
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can Signal Jammer be sold on flea market? There are no offers. Do I really need to do Signal questline.... πŸ™

glad wadi
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thank god its OCe or we might have had a problem in here

harsh shell
glad wadi
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OCe goes down and the chat gets slower

harsh shell
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so bsg nerfing them isnt a big surprise

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and im also not surprised they nerfed them as hard as they did

tacit lotus
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what is this oce you speak of?

harsh shell
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look at 9mm and the m1a lmao

glad wadi
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never heard of it

tacit lotus
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Original Content Editor?

vital sail
harsh shell
vital sail
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now i gotta choose between trash and garbage

glad wadi
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because australia isnt real

limber panther
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haha OK

harsh shell
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i mean the muzzle breaks arent really bad

vital sail
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too much smoke

timber citrus
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how are u locked to savior?

harsh shell
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and they made flash hiders actually hide flash

vital sail
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cant see the guy im shooting at after 3rd bullet

glad wadi
timber citrus
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im very curious how thats even possible

glad wadi
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hit ur shots

dawn scaffold
harsh shell
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use a riser mount if youre really struggling to see

vital sail
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geon please dont bait me right now bro

glad wadi
vital sail
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i might say something that will get me muted at least

fallen sage
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was the croutons quest removed??? iv been sitting on a ton and i havnt gotten it yet

timber citrus
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how are u locked to savior

harsh shell
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smoke hasnt been an issue for me and im running like AKs

glad wadi
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bro is farming croutons 😭

harsh shell
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ran a mutant and it wasnt an issue

glad wadi
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first human to pick up some croutons

fallen sage
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you used to have to get a ton with emels

vital sail
fallen sage
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do you not anymore?

dawn scaffold
knotty musk
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im lowk flying through tasks

harsh shell
knotty musk
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i enjoy tasking

harsh shell
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i probably shouldve checked the best build i could make before i went to die with it

fallen sage
dawn scaffold
fallen sage
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lighthouse*

knotty musk
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its only scavs

vital sail
fallen sage
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PMC

vital sail
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people would spray more

glad wadi
reef condorBOT
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Reminder for @knotty musk: tell geon about garrys mod friend
Set <t:1778850214:R>

vital sail
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and i get the fucking stash bug

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oh my fucking god bro

harsh shell
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go play hunt showdown until you know how to kill a target you cant see

glad wadi
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fuh nah hellnah

harsh shell
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ive seriously never understood how people have issues with muzzle blast or like flashlights

fallen sage
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killing someone in hunt is easy

glad wadi
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use a tac-30 so you can get used to not seeing anything ever

harsh shell
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even with a million things on the screen they are MOVING

long flicker
harsh shell
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you can see a moving target through anything

harsh shell
outer beacon
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after walking out of train station on woods, can you walk back? i took the btr to Station and found a mines map to extract there

harsh shell
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it was mostly a joke because people cant seem to shoot a target when they have a little smoke or muzzle blast on their screen

tacit lotus
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There's like 4 people in OCE and it's the size of the god damn sun of course it's gonna be shit

glad wadi
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theyre busy digging holes and fighting insects

harsh shell
vital sail
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didnt even whiff, i hit his head, he ricochetd cuz of ryst and after that i couldnt see what i was shooting at

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and then got desynced

harsh shell
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yeah if you cant see after that i dont know what to tell you

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i spray full mags at people with muzzle blast

limber panther
long flicker
tacit lotus
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If this chat wasn't so god damn racist and refuses to give me image perms I would show you boys an illustration of angles when peeking and how hitreg might actually be your stupidity and not a game bound issue.

glad wadi
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W bait 😭

vital sail
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aint even mad

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just feel sorry for you

glad wadi
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But specs tho

vital sail
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unlovable

glad wadi
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πŸ’€ πŸ₯€

glad wadi
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You not even on that shit

tacit lotus
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People talking bout discord mods just wait til you meet a reddit one

thorny drum
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i have exactly 1 karma on reddit lol, made a single comment including a minor mistake and got ridiculed for it

tacit lotus
sly tapir
# limber panther Any official staff or released info about the OCE issue? When it supposed to be ...

It's an issue between the Cloudflare load balancer in Australia and the Player API.
When the game client is calling the API, Cloudflare is checking it and providing a route, but that route has a node that is returning an error message in place of the expected JSON file with the players profile data.

It's impacting users on Superloop, iiNet, Telstra, Aussie Broadband and Optus - particularly those in Victoria, Western Australia and South Australia.

I've tried working with the ISP's but they're kinda dumb, which is crazy because it's impacting Battlefiend and EA Sports as well as a few streaming services as well.

There is no ETA right now as I'm struggling to push the ISP's to put me through to their operations centre to check the faulty nodes

thorny drum
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(wiki hadnt updated attachment stats)

latent citrus
glad wadi
vital sail
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and now someone with a fucking gl

tacit lotus
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You're just jealous cause I'm him and you aint

vital sail
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actual shitheads bro

long flicker
glad wadi
ripe rover
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am i the only one whos experiencing high fps drops/freezes in arena sometimes mid fight ?

tiny flame
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had to reinstall arena to fix the operationals, surely they work now

glad wadi
thorny drum
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same here

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or at least loading times start sucking

sand pendant
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well, killed a cultist priest on my first woods raid. managed to snag a marked key too before getting onetapped

fallen sage
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bro is tarkov trolling me? i went to the weather station, my final one, above usec camp on woods. KNIGHT was there and tanked my entire sks

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why is knight in the middle of the woods im crying

royal sinew
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killed a man with 2 rigs in his bag. i just got juiced out of my mind.

royal sinew
long flicker
harsh shell
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mmfgh

tiny flame
sand pendant
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absolutely worth

knotty musk
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thanks scav

limber panther
tacit lotus
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Butch why can this guy stick things in his bum but I get shouted at for asking about hot gamergirls

sand pendant
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also insurance frauded my armor and ears

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didnt even lose that much tbh lol

long flicker
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lmao

glad wadi
tacit lotus
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Not even a gif perm???

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Racist

tiny flame
glad wadi
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hello unc

harsh shell
sand pendant
tacit lotus
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Obviously cause I'm black you dingus

sand pendant
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speak for yourself

glad wadi
harsh shell
glad wadi
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ur australian how is that possible

harsh shell
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im stronger than the sun

tacit lotus
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That's right that's what you get you damn colonizer

glad wadi
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fatter maybe

tacit lotus
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BUTCH GIVE ME BACK MY GIF PERMS YOU FASCIST

elfin ruin
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You never had them

vagrant nova
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i am ice man πŸ—£οΈ

harsh shell
tacit lotus
harsh shell
fallen sage
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ok i know for a fact im being trolled because it keeps giving me village spawn on woods

glad wadi
vagrant nova
harsh shell
vagrant nova
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now iβ€˜ll leave even harder πŸ₯€

harsh shell
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πŸ’”

tacit lotus
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It's not an airport viine you don't have to announce your departure amirite guise??

harsh shell
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67 bro

vagrant nova
sand pendant
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huge W getting a cultist priest on my 2nd overall raid

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i expected to need multiple days for this shit

tacit lotus
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How do I report mods for taking away my human rights

glad wadi
harsh shell
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calm down son

elfin ruin
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Yeah, go to sleep

tacit lotus
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I want to speak to the manager, WHERE IS CHERNOBYL 52

marble lion
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sleepfromtarkov patch 2.0

harsh shell
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son

glad wadi
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bro what

tacit lotus
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Someone ping thecolonel for me real quick my ping button is broken

barren tapir
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i stg if icebreaker drops today imma lose my mf mind

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timing would be the worst

glad wadi
elfin ruin
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!ban 643388803691708416

reef condorBOT
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βœ… Banned noggyau (Case #206168)

long flicker
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Man if Icebreaker drops I'm STILL gonna load into reserve, fuck boats

sand pendant
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aww i missed it

tacit lotus
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Aw shit they're firing better skidaddle

barren tapir
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scaving joeCry

tacit lotus
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case number 206168 btw

long flicker
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scav on ground zero during the whole ice breaker event

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hell yeah

glad wadi
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you lost me

barren tapir
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i dont like scavs they make me sad

glad wadi
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you dont like free loot?

elfin ruin
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Scavs are for noobs

barren tapir
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exactly

harsh shell
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scavving is fucking boring

glad wadi
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wrong

barren tapir
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the fact is free makes me sad

harsh shell
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just hop on the pmc and go get the same loot while killing people

barren tapir
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no risk

harsh shell
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better loot, even

elfin ruin
glad wadi
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500 hours is not noob

harsh shell
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with more space to loot

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son

elfin ruin
tacit lotus
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If u dont have ammo how do u get ammo if u dont scav hmm??

barren tapir
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0 risk with scavs

glad wadi
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so when u use all ur 5.45 doing test drive etc how do you get it back

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you scav reserve obviously

long flicker
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no

harsh shell
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i pull up on woods train depot and leave with a shitload of 545

elfin ruin
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You play the video game as a PMC and pick up some of the millions of packs of ammo on the maps

glad wadi
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what if I die tho

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then I lose another kit

elfin ruin
glad wadi
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I can just get it for free

harsh shell
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have you tried getting good

tacit lotus
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You're gonna get your shit pushed in running fmj trying to find ammo

long flicker
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gear fear gear fear

harsh shell
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you fucking bozo

glad wadi
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Yes I have gear fear

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im hoarding

limber panther
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guys I have 13K 5.45mm BP

elfin ruin
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Geon scavs for 5.45 BT packs πŸ’€

harsh shell
wise pulsar
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when you lose gear fear, you are no longer a noob

barren tapir
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i still remember dying to a player scav on reserve. I dropped a 5 man but my homie died in the process, i go to stash his gear I come back and a player scav killed me with my kills loot. He had mai ap

glad wadi
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No I scav for BP but yes I take the BT

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you cant leave a 120 pack of BT

long flicker
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yes you can

glad wadi
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No you cant thats good loot

latent citrus
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songlasses πŸ’€

long flicker
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no

tacit lotus
latent citrus
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i always grab 120 round bt boxes,theyre easy mony

glad wadi
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its always 30 packs of BS tho

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justice for reserve scavs

latent citrus
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theres always a sucker thatll pay 90-100k for a box

glad wadi
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Im not a noob tho

harsh shell
long flicker
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lmaoooooo

glad wadi
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500 hours is a lot of hours

harsh shell
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i ask my scav what bag he has and he starts talm bout some pockets

elfin ruin
harsh shell
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go home son

long flicker
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50 round drum mag blicky wit da rip rounds, turn legs into not-legs

latent citrus
glad wadi
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how do I get unheard pockets on my scav

tacit lotus
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If I could pick one thing to have it would obviously be the best ammo, mosin with good ammo over full meta kit with shit ammo

latent citrus
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its been years since i was short on 5.45

elfin ruin
glad wadi
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let him cook

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the mosin is reliable

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Its like an MXLR that actually kills people

tacit lotus
barren tapir
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500 hours i hate to say is not alot in tarkov joeCry

harsh shell
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beaming head with a meta rifle is rather easy

latent citrus
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id rather have a self-loader than a bolty even if it means slightly worse ammo

elfin ruin
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Mosin was good in 2019

latent citrus
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back when thorax was 80 hp it was fun

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but we also had vepr hunter onetapping thorax back then

harsh shell
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also many experienced people will tell you that even the first thousand hours are baby hours

barren tapir
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hot take but id rather have a gornasty than a mosin

harsh shell
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500 aint nun

glad wadi
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500 is a lot

latent citrus
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not a hot take

elfin ruin
# glad wadi 500 is a lot

And half of those hours are spent matching and watching your friends stream from the main menu because you died

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So not really no it’s not

latent citrus
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compared to thr uglyass garbage rod

barren tapir
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nah i say 1000 hours is a good amount

glad wadi
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now im mad

harsh shell
glad wadi
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im literally a solo main

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400 hours solo

harsh shell
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mosin is a sexy gun

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its not good in tarkov at all

latent citrus
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its okay

harsh shell
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but its sexy

barren tapir
latent citrus
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oh i mean purely tarkov context

elfin ruin
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Geon lying Classic

harsh shell
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even in tarkov the gun just looks and feels good

glad wadi
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W bait

barren tapir
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geon rage baiting

harsh shell
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but yeah, it sucks

barren tapir
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timmy baiting

latent citrus
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im still waiting for them to add the VKS

long flicker
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who tf is geon

glad wadi
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im being baited

harsh shell
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it still pisses me off that mxlr counts as a bolt action

latent citrus
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eh i think its fine

glad wadi
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MXLR existing pisses me off

harsh shell
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ts3 was just running factory with a mosin

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now its running wherever the fuck you want and 2 tapping thorax like a shitter

tacit lotus
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If you don't have 7 thousand hours are you even trying??

harsh shell
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because you suck at the videogame

latent citrus
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i really dont think letting people have an easy to use bolty is that bad

harsh shell
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well its not really a bolt is it

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its a very fast lever action

barren tapir
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MLXR made shooter born on reserve and streets free af LOL

glad wadi
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yeah but its shit so its fine

hollow citrus
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I wake up got on tarkov started playing labs, instantly 5 raids in a row 500 hr, 23hr, 335hr, 225hr, all just cheating.

latent citrus
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and neither is the mp-18 a true shotgun,really doesnt matter

barren tapir
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nah free shooter born was when they got rid od the 100m requirement

latent citrus
glad wadi
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shooter born will never be free

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its like the hardest task in the game

harsh shell
elfin ruin
harsh shell
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when lever action released anyone doing a bolty quest just picked up the lever action

barren tapir
harsh shell
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cause its 10x easier to use

glad wadi
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whats funny

latent citrus
glad wadi
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let me guess shooter born is easy

latent citrus
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i need to go there to get the rfid thing from elektronik soon anyway

barren tapir
glad wadi
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oh shit yeah

latent citrus
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i got 35 btc now almost done

glad wadi
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those 2 then

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Guide maybe

barren tapir
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tarkov shooter under 25m bolty sucks ass

long flicker
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Hardest task in the game is easily Skier's weird fascination with flash drives

glad wadi
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I think I could do guide tho

barren tapir
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and ammo

latent citrus
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idc about rushing it

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i dont have intel 3 yet anyway

barren tapir
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MVD and terragroup armory joeshock

latent citrus
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i need cofdms

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i hit pkpts last night and found 2

barren tapir
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oh thats reserve 100%

latent citrus
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and then a 4man immediately rushed me

harsh shell
latent citrus
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):

barren tapir
latent citrus
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literally called in by nikita

barren tapir
latent citrus
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my friend said "oh shit 2 cofdms for you"

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dropped them to me

harsh shell
latent citrus
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then we hear running

unique hill
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Anyone have a domontovich ushanka on their scav? Last kappa item.. DM me

harsh shell
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and its satisfying as fuck hitting the headshots

barren tapir
harsh shell
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SON

barren tapir
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i go one early in wipe by labynth

harsh shell
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dont worry you can use a lever action now and spam people for it

elfin ruin
barren tapir
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yea thats wild

harsh shell
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no axmc or headshots required

glad wadi
mild viper
barren tapir
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u gotta do what u gotta do

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i dont go into raids planning on dying lmao

mild viper
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Just dont die

barren tapir
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early wipe too FMJworks just fine

harsh shell
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the plan is to shoot 3 people in the head

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and leave with your goodies

barren tapir
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but why do that when i can launch a cannon ball through their chest

harsh shell
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load into factory, overdose on painkillers, 3 headshots

harsh shell
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but you have to wait until youve got axmc

barren tapir
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it is LMAO

harsh shell
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axmc is more something i would use for psycho sniper

barren tapir
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TRG with the goons

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u can get that early on too

harsh shell
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need to add like bigger splashes of blood for headshotting with 338

harsh shell
barren tapir
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see headshots r satisfying but so is one tapping people in general

shy drift
barren tapir
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its only 3 kills so

shy drift
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Alongside their headgear

harsh shell
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nuh uh

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helmets are my favourite thing to fraud

barren tapir
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i cant wait to kill someone with an AXMC and then their teammate revives them 🀩

harsh shell
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i really hope the downed mechanic is scrapped

mild viper
harsh shell
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im not tryna play abi son

barren tapir
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after i put a creater in their chest/face

soft haven
fallen sage
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bro i give up on this woods quest knight keeps spawning 😭

glad wadi
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I thought DVL was built in suppressor

mild viper
harsh shell
shy drift
harsh shell
barren tapir
#

reviving only on certaint deaths like bleed, hunger and dehydration would be okay with me

harsh shell
#

no one uses the loud one so its just like

#

weird

glad wadi
#

W knowledge

mild viper
shy drift
#

You should just pass out

harsh shell
knotty musk
mild viper
shy drift
barren tapir
#

u like that sight?

glad wadi
coral urchin
barren tapir
#

so ur the one buying it off me on flea

coral urchin
#

ewww lol

barren tapir
#

we like 100 round mags tho

mild viper
barren tapir
#

never reload

harsh shell
# knotty musk yummy

escape from tarkov official moderator 'butchingo' posts image depicting a pair of balls with the quote "yummy"

coral urchin
glad wadi
#

we like 30 mags

#

we like loading mags

barren tapir
mild viper
#

Yeah

harsh shell
#

guys youre missing something here

shy drift
#

butch is a homosexual confirmed?

harsh shell
#

the worst part of the image is the sr3m with prs stock

barren tapir
#

trust

harsh shell
glad wadi
knotty musk
#

im a senior discord moderator

barren tapir
#

good repack time good ergo

#

no on the MCX and m4 platforms

#

i use an alpha rig and 40 round mags

harsh shell
#

like bro what do we need the prs stock for

#

its a fucking sr3m it has no recoil

#

get your ergo on son

glad wadi
harsh shell
barren tapir
#

ak-12 stock is one of the best stocks in the game atm Smoge

harsh shell
#

SON

#

is moe still good?

barren tapir
#

nah check the stats i wish i was lying

harsh shell
#

i havent actually updated myself on whats best since the update

#

all i care is that moe is still usable

#

i love that thing

barren tapir
#

arena stuff is still the best imo i do more ergo builds tho

glad wadi
#

I need to hit level 35

#

its hard tho

barren tapir
#

u need to hit 40

#

get them scopes

harsh shell
#

he hit 40 already

#

irl

glad wadi
barren tapir
#

πŸ₯€

tacit lotus
harsh shell
#

son

barren tapir
#

gifs and sticker perms would be nice but there too many gooner ahh ppl

#

or racist

tacit lotus
#

I pay my taxes god damnit

harsh shell
blazing plume
barren tapir
#

my favorited gifs r literally 90% cats

knotty musk
blazing plume
harsh shell
soft haven
#

you should be building for recoil rn

glad wadi
blazing plume
soft haven
#

ill never catch you with a hoplite

blazing plume
#

its an sr3m what recoil anyway the extra 2% doesnt matter

blazing plume
barren tapir
#

yea that mcx probs takes 3 years to ADS

blazing plume
#

both of those guns are god awful

tacit lotus
#

ads? who needs ads when u got a bazillion rounds

barren tapir
#

i miss old prime prs butt stock joeCry

#

i miss meta attachments made looting peoples guns better lmao

eager sparrow
#

is the shared progress in group thing added yet?

knotty musk
#

no

barren tapir
#

please make that a pve only change πŸ™

blazing plume
#

for scav kill and fetch quests its good

#

but it shoudlnt count for pmc kills

knotty musk
#

i would be all for it if it was just scav kill tasks

#

thats just nice

barren tapir
#

or killing a priest tbh

#

that shit got tedious

royal sinew
#

i dont know how but i have 2 TD1 kills and one of them was a zhuk

#

that armor does NOT work

soft haven
#

theres no overswing

royal sinew
knotty musk
#

that mcx does take 4 hours to ads tho

knotty musk
#

thats all we know

barren tapir
royal sinew
stuck hornet
#

ergo > recoil for sure

knotty musk
#

assuming so

soft haven
royal sinew
barren tapir
#

ergo affects ADS time

soft haven
royal sinew
#

also holy shit bro this sr-25 is a lucky charm

#

i killed a guy with an AXMC that was loaded

barren tapir
#

??? no it doesnt

royal sinew
#

and another with an RPG

soft haven
#

test it

vestal rampart
#

was it the ice breaker or the end of line that was a pve map?

barren tapir
#

i dont need to test it lmao

soft haven
#

πŸ‘

harsh shell
#

guys how hard can i crutch on flea at level 15 in terms of gear

barren tapir
#

all bc theres no overswing doesnt mean the ADS time is the same

stuck hornet
#

what jes saying is true

royal sinew
#

start coping now

soft haven
stuck hornet
#

but i agree that high ergo feels better

royal sinew
#

25 is minimum for even keys @harsh shell

soft haven
#

but one doesnt stop the other

harsh shell
royal sinew
harsh shell
#

i can buy an m4 at level 15 i wanna know how much gear stuff i can buy

#

if i can buy an m4 surely i can slightly mod it

neat grail
#

day 83 of asking for thick thigh baddie female operators in tarkov

royal sinew
harsh shell
#

it cant be that bad

royal sinew
#

sorry 25*

#

mags are 25 too

#

25 is a minimum for flea

harsh shell
#

i cant buy mags? lmao

royal sinew
#

yup!

harsh shell
#

i remember when the flea was first changed and people would put vudus inside scope mounts to sell them at low level

royal sinew
harsh shell
#

cant let you load an aps until youre lvl 25

royal sinew
harsh shell
#

was still funny tho

royal sinew
#

i mean 1/3 of my stirrups IS an APS kill

#

so

harsh shell
#

i dont wanna go to shoreline can peacekeeper die

#

time to run for 8 years

royal sinew
harsh shell
#

i forgot a pk gg

royal sinew
#

case grabbing time

#

thanks woods...

#

time to lose .3 prapor rep

#

i cba giving it to him with LKs bullshit

shy drift
#

valid

#

LK a bitch

royal sinew
#

i fucking refuse to do LK until i have another ending

#

id rather be shot

#

worst unlock req

grave dock
#

anyone getting 1000 - wrong encryption params error when tryna load profile - OCE servers

lyric abyss
#

went to lighthouse peninsula without dspt award goes to me

knotty finch
#

When did the last wipe happen

barren tapir
#

what u dont wanna find the dongle with 20 spawns then find the flash drive with another 20 spawns?

royal sinew
knotty finch
royal sinew
#

i might be too wrong

knotty finch
#

When’s next wipe

royal sinew
#

was around winter if i recall

royal sinew
barren tapir
#

never wipe

#

until seasonal characters sometime summer

knotty finch
#

Ah so I still have all my shit sadly

#

I lose interest having everything

barren tapir
#

^

#

first 3 weeks of wipe is peak tarkov

knotty finch
#

Yeah

#

Same w rust

royal sinew
#

seasonal soonTM

knotty musk
#

this is going so well

royal sinew
barren tapir
#

yea ill probs only run my perma character if events happen and i wanna throw just nothing but 993 at it but even then

#

im probs just gonna nuke my account after icebreaker

harsh shell
#

oh my fucking god

vagrant nova
#

bro has the drake mcx

neat pier
#

anyone have a glorious mask on their scav?

barren tapir
#

thats the 2nd time ive seen u reference drakes dih now man

harsh shell
#

this pvp cucks just sat in HEPS while i killed his teammate and only peeked when i was healing

#

are you fucking kidding me?

#

what kind of fucking capital pussy do you have to be bro

royal sinew
#

but when i say pvp is dead im wrong

harsh shell
#

free ass kill and you can save your teammate but you WAIT until hes DEAD

molten trench
#

Why is no one moving on labs, I tried EU servers, I tried NA servers, I tried RU servers

barren tapir
#

this game rewards rats 🀩

vagrant nova
#

mf prestiged like 30 hours ago and he is already geared to his teeth wth

neat pier
#

anyone have a glorious mask on their scav?

harsh shell
#

224 HOUR 0.35 KD

#

log off

glad wadi
#

get owned

barren tapir
#

rats ruin pvp

barren tapir
#

bro i had a labs raid where i kille 3 people laying in DIFFERENT planters

#

then another one crouched in dark offices

#

then 2 SITTING STILL IN BALCK

burnt oak
#

labs is to ratty

barren tapir
#

U HAVE A KEYBOARD USE IT HOLY SHIT

grave dock
#

anyone getting the 1000 - wrong encryption params error?

barren tapir
#

nah im not sorry egirl magnet

grave dock
#

or know a possible fix

vagrant nova
#

anyway

royal sinew
#

goog

barren tapir
surreal moth
neat pier
#

anyone have a glorious mask on their scav?

vagrant nova
#

no

surreal moth
#

no

barren tapir
#

no

sturdy sand
#

Sigh man, I wanted to play Tarkov before work, but instead I got to play the mini-game I get to play every time I try to launch Tarkov where it gets stuck permanently loading, or loads only part of the interface and never goes beyond that, for 10 attempts at launching, so I guess I don't get Tarkov before work. GG 😒

neat pier
#

who tf sighs on text

surreal moth
#

sigh, me

grave dock
sturdy sand
#

No, just have steam version, and whenever it tries to launch the launcher it's like a 10% success rate.

grave dock
knotty musk
#

^

grave dock
#

im with superloop πŸ™

marble lion
#

cloudflares site, rekons the issue wont be fixed possibly till monday the 18th. if its the same issue thats causing this distruption

grave dock
#

hopefully it gets fixed soon

marble lion
#

yeah. but i cant confirm the bot issue they are having is the same issue causing this outage

#

but doesnt look good

grave dock
#

i reckon all players affected should get compensated with 100M roubles

knotty musk
#

lmao

cold brook
#

Maybe 3.4 million xp

#

Seems reasonable

grave dock
marble lion
#

im on starlink so im able to get in, but it takes over 15mins to get past the player profile downloading screen

cold brook
#

Nah just the xp is good for me

knotty musk
#

can the cross faction clothing hurry up please

#

i want to wear the lonsdale jacket

#

desperately

calm nest
#

Bro my whole day got canceled because of senior prank

#

WE TARKIN TODAY BABY

surreal moth
#

nice

calm nest
#

IM HITTIN P4 TONIGHT

grave dock
#

does anyone know when they are going to release the seasonal PMC?

surreal moth
#

do it again tommorw

calm nest
surreal moth
#

😭

silk prairie
#

just a prank bro

sacred saddle
#

Was it the numbered pigs thing

timber citrus
#

customs big red spawns are dog shit

royal sinew
#

ye

timber citrus
#

they ruined that map

royal sinew
#

no

timber citrus
#

unfortunate, from now on im just gonna afk for 10 minutes if i spawn over there

#

not getting camped by a p4 and his teammate

calm nest
#

Broke every fire extinguisher

sacred saddle
#

As long as the pigs had fun

calm nest
#

Covered every staircase with baby oil

sacred saddle
#

Lmao

#

Ok thats a bad one

calm nest
#

Yo they getting arrested twin ts not even a prank eft_PrapKEK

sacred saddle
#

yeah baby oil on the stairs is like, borderline attempted murder

#

I hope the pigs enjoyed their brief freedom, i already like them more than the baby oil dudes

untold wren
#

??event

reef condorBOT
#

There are no ongoing events.

untold wren
#

??roadmap

visual sphinx
timber citrus
#

cross faction clothing πŸ‘Ž

timber citrus
visual sphinx
#

cheer up bro

glad wadi
visual sphinx
#

life is for living

glad wadi
#

bro said roadmap 😭

knotty musk
#

im gonna have setup soon

glad wadi
#

feds on 4/8 can you beat him

knotty musk
#

probably

glad wadi
#

me and fed vs you

surreal moth
#

no we cant let him

glad wadi
#

we wont

knotty musk
#

i need friend from the west done first and i keep killing bears

glad wadi
#

yeah bears are easy to kill

knotty musk
#

im 4/7

#

on usec kills

glad wadi
#

im 5/12 on weekly pmc kills

pallid talon
knotty musk
#

i can beat fed tho

glad wadi
#

we wont let you

knotty musk
#

cant stop me

silk prairie
royal sinew
#

i ponder

knotty musk
#

dont come to shoreline

#

(please there was like 5 dudes 30 seconds after we spawned)

royal sinew
#

smh my head

#

unc getting too old for this

knotty musk
#

it would be a funny joke if you weren't genuinelly hand held through terminal

royal sinew
#

i wasnt

knotty musk
#

even after dogmod died

royal sinew
#

why do you have to make it a fuckin serious issue jesus christ man

knotty musk
#

πŸ₯€

royal sinew
#

i did perfectly fine on terminal i just let dog mod go ahead and asked for help cuz he didnt plan on escaping

glad wadi
limber panther
#

holysheet starlink can avoid the OCE issue. Never think starlink is so cool

blazing plume
#

what

marble lion
#

yeah it uses a different routing network entirely to NBN.

timber citrus
#

nahhh bro customs is on some other shit rn

eternal nebula
#

boys im still stuck on loading profile data

#

wtf is going on

timber citrus
#

2 raids in a row people are just camping at the end of marked hallway

#

you have 2500 raids bro do something

marble lion
eternal nebula
#

yeah

marble lion
#

it's an issue between the Cloudflare load balancer in Australia and the Player API.
When the game client is calling the API, Cloudflare is checking it and providing a route, but that route has a node that is returning an error message in place of the expected JSON file with the players profile data.

It's impacting users on Superloop, iiNet, Telstra, Aussie Broadband and Optus - particularly those in Victoria, Western Australia and South Australia.

I've tried working with the ISP's but they're kinda dumb, which is crazy because it's impacting Battlefiend and EA Sports as well as a few streaming services as well.

There is no ETA right now as I'm struggling to push the ISP's to put me through to their operations centre to check the faulty nodes.

#

alot of people suffering tonight.

limber panther
marble lion
#

nah, and i read on cloudflare they may not have it back up till monday :S

eternal nebula
#

interesting

limber panther
#

wtf

marble lion
#

copy pasted original post, Afraid was the one trying to work with ISPs to get them to remove the node from their lists or something.

timid halo
#

wish there was a way to disable the audio for the failed dailies or whatever... i think it causes my game to load slower when its trying to generate that sound upon startup. also wish they didnt play mid raid or at all tbh

marble lion
#

but let the loader sit there and load, if your not getting in you should get a -1000 error

#

if that doesnt come up then you have a chance of being able to login.

#

on starlink it takes me about 5-10mins on the loading player profile screen but i end up getting in

eternal nebula
#

bro this shit is so cringe

pallid talon
past hare
#

??codes

reef condorBOT
#

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blazing plume
#

oh that was a reply to comma already

#

woops

limber panther
hushed dust
timid halo
# blazing plume interface audio

I’ll try that but I like the clicks too in the game. I also don’t think that turning that down will β€œdisable” the audio… it’ll still attempt to load it at a 0% volume

blazing plume
#

uh okay it does though

knotty musk
#

fucking dogmod just extracted with my bag

#

it had a car battery in i needed

#

piece of shit

blazing plume
#

tell him i said good job

surreal moth
#

i took butches kills

glad wadi
#

W carry

knotty musk
#

1 kill

#

i landed a grenade on top of 2 guys and fed killed one of them before the nade went off

#

i killed the second with the nade

glad wadi
#

maybe ban him for that

blazing plume
#

you should

surreal moth
#

i W keyed

#

butch hid

#

scared, trembling "fed save me"

knotty musk
#

?????????

glad wadi
#

So tuff

#

my goat

knotty musk
#

i need 2 more usec kills

#

then ill have both friend from the west tasks finished

#

then ill have setup

glad wadi
#

fed keep stopping him

knotty musk
#

and i will be completing it

#

4/8 vs 0/8

#

who wins

#

you know this all too well geon

#

you know how this goes

glad wadi
#

we will have it finished before you unlock it

knotty musk
#

wrong

#

i can just go queue NA factory and kill 2 guys

glad wadi
#

Has to be EU servers btw

#

new rule

oblique cairn
#

Eu factory better

knotty musk
#

everyone in NA is USEC

glad wadi
#

no cheating mate

#

ur european

unique hill
#

cultist circle 6 hour gave me my last kappa item

#

nice

floral edge
#

huh my bsg launcher pfp is gone

modern oxide
#

I’m looking to get back into the game. Trying to find a group or someone who is willing to help me

modern oxide
hushed dust
hushed dust
modern oxide
twin fulcrum
#

Whats the point of giving me access to a gun when I cant even buy the mags lmfao

surreal moth
hushed dust
hushed dust
twin fulcrum
#

I just wanna use the 45 vector πŸ˜” πŸ™

floral edge
#

@knotty musk

hushed dust
twin fulcrum
#

Yknow I feel like mags shouldn't be level locked, infact the flea shouldn't be level locked.

hushed dust
#

because getting flea at lvl is cool and all but you dont get all the meta shit straight off the bat

knotty musk
floral edge
#

you're going to hell

solid grove
#

how do you kill people with grenades

#

arena

royal sinew
solid grove
#

you cant even put them in ur loadut

floral edge
#

blastgang

solid grove
#

it feels impΓΌossible

royal sinew
#

its dogshit

unique hill
#

finally kappa

#

ok, when i get home from work i do terminal

unique agate
#

man finally home from work

#

time to hop on tarky and go visit lightkeeper

unique hill
#

DUALITY of man

floral edge
#

its over

royal sinew
#

(i recommend MXLR)

forest lily
#

26 min waiting to join game should i alt f4 ;-;

floral edge
#

terminal skill issue

royal sinew
#

i played bowl for it

floral edge
#

bowl is mid

royal sinew
#

yes.

floral edge
#

bay 5 cpt & lh >

royal sinew
#

but quests must be completed

royal sinew
knotty musk
#

just run around with dvl

#

thats what i did

floral edge
#

ive done it plenty

knotty musk
#

it claps

floral edge
#

10 more isnt hard

royal sinew
#

mxlr more spammable

knotty musk
#

so dont aim thorax

#

the bullet doesnt magnetise to the thorax because of what ammo it is

unique hill
#

any youtuber i should watch to get thru terminal?

royal sinew
#

ur gonna thorax more often with a tungsten/11 baller

royal sinew
#

youtube guides work

floral edge
royal sinew
unique hill
#

i have 10 cards, i dont mind getting rekt the first time, but i would like soooome headsup

floral edge
#

why would i need a 30mm on bay 5?

#

are we okay

royal sinew
#

bro straight up MISSING

royal sinew
floral edge
#

id ra ther stick to the good map that i run at 160+

unique hill
floral edge
#

what do we think

royal sinew
molten trench
#

@knotty musk so all the prestiges/achievements are useless if we're going to main seasonal server

surreal moth
#

idk

molten trench
unique hill
#

as in they wont transfer from season to main?

molten trench
molten trench
limpid robin
#

Im stuck on "Loading Profile Data" and can't log on to Tarkov in OCE

glad wadi
#

Its down in OCE

limpid robin
#

Dang fr

glad wadi
#

yeah

knotty musk
#

so its COMPLETELY fresh

molten trench
# knotty musk so its COMPLETELY fresh

Yeah, FULL reset, which ngl that's kinda good, but kinda bad, it will be easy to 100% achievements if you missed events like maslenitsa before, but all your progress meant nothing towards seasonal

knotty musk
#

i dont really like that

molten trench
limpid robin
# glad wadi yeah

im guessing since its 1:45 we wont be seeing them back up too quickly

knotty musk
#

juggling prestige and seasonal is gonna actually be a full time job

molten trench
knotty musk
#

i just like the prestige grind

#

its satisfying

glad wadi
royal sinew
molten trench
royal sinew
#

i am NOT doin allat again

knotty musk
#

tbf

molten trench
royal sinew
#

shit's ass

knotty musk
#

it does show master of ultra achievement on the seasonal screenshot we got