eft-chat

[glad wadi]

nope

what game is it from

i believe hes in fortnite

[vagrant nova]

hunt down the freeman

[stray eagle]

Any tips for HP : Controller ?

can i use zvezda with the shotgun

[knotty musk]

yes

[stray eagle]

just run factory huh

[vital sail]

god fucking dammit bro

how are these mfs getting multiple keycards in one marked hit

[knotty musk]

nikitas wish is for you to rp as skyler white

you have to sing happy birthday

[vagrant nova]

skylar white yo

[glad wadi]

youd have to kill me

unwatchable scene

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/nikita-tarkov-buyanov-nikita-tarkov-calling-with-nikita-tarkov-gif-11097397000465192140

its over for you

[glad wadi]

anything but that

[knotty musk]

nikitas wish was in fact NOT your command

[glad wadi]

you pulled out the trump card

[knotty musk]

called your bluff

[glad wadi]

how did he know

[vital sail]

silence please

im trying to focus

[knotty musk]

im going to factory for the guide

am i cooked

[surreal moth]

yeah

[vagrant nova]

everyone is probaly focused on the event rn

just transit to labs fr

[knotty musk]

im praying that i get a spawn i can just hide in and use key to get out

[rustic wave]

rat in a corner until 3-4 mins left in night factory with no event, factory should be the easiest map to extract

[knotty musk]

best case i spawn at the woods transit

[vagrant nova]

transit to labs

!!!

[knotty musk]

stop it

[vagrant nova]

:(

oki

[knotty musk]

event over in 8 mins tho

[rustic wave]

u can hide in that small cabin next to the courtyard gate

until 7 mins is up

[knotty musk]

i can just insta transit after 1 min

if i get the spawn for it

[humble pendant]

Finally got Killa on factory

Got him through the side of his helmet with p12b

I heard tagilla breathing but couldn’t get him to rush me and didn’t want to risk pushing

Killa was loaded with igolnik

[royal sinew]

tripleteamed on woods after 3 kills got 1 of the 3 died to 2 shitters

4 kills on woods

singular over 50m

having the worst time of my life 🔥

[knotty musk]

nice i spawned med tent

[royal sinew]

15/30 woods kills

good for me

[vagrant nova]

u got this bro

[humble pendant]

I gotta use the ASh12 more often. This thing is great for killing bosses.

[knotty musk]

ash 12 is just a great weapon

[vagrant nova]

especially in arena

[humble pendant]

The ammo capacity and ergo aren’t great though

Plus high recoil

[nova niche]

it isnt 5.45, dont care

[vagrant nova]

shi can one shot u

[humble pendant]

But at close range it destroys anything

[glad wadi]

oof

[surreal moth]

im right here

[humble pendant]

The p12b is 102 damage and 46 pen and you can buy it from prapor. I think it’s one of the highest pen ammos you can buy.

[minor dirge]

yo guys, how do i figure out if there are any new codes?

[glad wadi]

he dared to say what we are all thinking

[surreal moth]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26 (arena code)

[knotty musk]

@tacit lotus dont be weird

[tacit lotus]

It's a joke Butch don't get too excited

[trim plinth]

[knotty musk]

factory done

[vagrant nova]

W butch W mod

[glad wadi]

W glazer

[vagrant nova]

i boost the morale (or something)

mr morale

[glad wadi]

L fucking album

[tacit lotus]

Butch is best mod and also very nice and cool person (give me mod)

[vagrant nova]

literally the best album

[knotty musk]

w geon committing fully to getting butch a troll pelt

[glad wadi]

not even his top 3 albums

[vagrant nova]

for me it is :(

[glad wadi]

uhm what

[vagrant nova]

its lowkey beautiful

[glad wadi]

Ive already been fully committed to getting you the pelt

we farmed it 20 times

[knotty musk]

yeah

thats what im saying

w geon

[glad wadi]

oh thanks

[knotty musk]

np

[glad wadi]

but its over now

times up

[knotty musk]

no?

[cyan sluice]

YEAH

damn caps

was a boring event anyway

[tacit lotus]

YESSIR

Oh sorry I thought we were getting excited

[ocean escarp]

tf was that event lmfao

new event 2 people that are already in the game randomly spawn on a different map, also it lasts 5 minutes go crazy

[knotty musk]

the map was literally filled with cleanup crew scavs

[dry nest]

anyone know a fix to not getting email codes when the launcher asks you one? (not receiving any, checked junk/spam)

[wind vessel]

i just miss being able to get free money in 2 mins off scav runs in factory

[cyan sluice]

if it was original factory with good light i might have called it good but new factory has some of the worst lighting ive seen in a modern game

been in the underground tunnels at the satsop nuclear power plant and had more light than all of day time factory lol

[prime mural]

Event over but cant scav factory yet ? Anyone else having that problem ?

[cyan sluice]

give it a little bit prob some servers still running with the event on

[stone nacelle]

I keep getting a message from Ref wanting to buy these Arena mask, but there is no option to sell them to him.

[fresh leaf]

DID YOU DO IT BROTHER

[frigid leaf]

W braindead take

[astral idol]

good for farming gear and good ammo thou

[cinder tiger]

yo is the person i just co op extracted on streets with in here

😭 🫡 o7

[rustic wave]

wait , does "failure to feed" chance affect weapons even in full durability? i just started shooting with a 75 round drum mag of rd-704 and my gun jammed before i could empty the drum

[frigid leaf]

how many boolet u shoot before jam

[rustic wave]

probably like 50, the 75 drum mag wasnt empty yet

[frigid leaf]

50 bullets make the gun jam?!?!?!

vasss?!?!

[frigid leaf]

what ammo doe

ammo affects durability burn

[rustic wave]

maybe overheat? it was an RD-704 with half bp half pp ammo of 7.62x39

[frigid leaf]

it was the BP

[rustic wave]

gun is at 99.8 durability

[frigid leaf]

it was the BP ammo

[cyan sluice]

now imagine that bsg had wanted to add ammo quality to the game was canned of course like majority of stuff

[rustic wave]

but bp ammo was the first 10 and last 20 rounds

[frigid leaf]

don't matter

[rustic wave]

i think dayz had that. hell nah

[frigid leaf]

10 bullet of omega durab burn

regardless; 50 bullet, non-stop will cause gun to jam

you could also be hella unlucky

[cyan sluice]

still a shame adjustable attachments and customizable rigs were moved to whenever

[frigid leaf]

had gun jam first bullet 100% durb

[rustic wave]

how is this possible cuz guns cannot jam above 93% durability except overheat(and it cannot be caused by a single bullet on almost all guns except some meme bullets like elephant killer slug)

[frigid leaf]

yr askin the wrong person lmao

Idk how it happened

but it did

fresh off trader; brought it in raid; and it jammed

it can just... happen

[vital sail]

then you woke up?

[frigid leaf]

I wish I was dreaming

[blazing shale]

id assume durability is irrelevant when ur talking about failure to feed

[vital sail]

not really

[frigid leaf]

im p sure failure to feed is a durbaility jam

or a type/sub cat

[vital sail]

im pretty sure it calculates your guns durability and the mags chance of failing to feed

[blazing shale]

nah the magazine also effects it im pretty sure

[frigid leaf]

if it can happen first bullet off a fresh gun, it can happen at ANY Durb

[blazing shale]

yeah exactly

[frigid leaf]

das ergoi

mags effect ergo

[blazing shale]

so even above 93 dura guns can failure to feed n jam

[blazing shale]

r u ok

[vital sail]

@vagrant nova genuinely think i angered the tarkov gods by helping you

[frigid leaf]

bullets effect gun burn n recoil etc etc

[frigid leaf]

no.

[rustic wave]

as far as i know, no matter which magazine u use, the gun cannot jam if its above 93% durability. failure to feed chance on mags just makes it more common to jam when the gun can actually jam

[blazing shale]

that might be the case too idk

[vital sail]

thats what i know aswell

above 93% guns can only jam through overheating

[blazing shale]

mags heavily contribute when it comes to failure to feed lol this should be common knowledge outside or inside of tarkov

[frigid leaf]

I looked it up, you right

I didn't thunk about drum mags

[frigid leaf]

ah yes. "common knowledge"

Good one lol

[ocean escarp]

i play tarkov man being smart doesnt happen here

[rustic wave]

like lets say(numbers out of my ahh, didnt calculate) a gun with 60 durability+ 20 rounder mag and a gun with 85 durability+drum mag probably has the same chance to jam

[frigid leaf]

fuck yr right

[frigid leaf]

I'm so glad you refused to part-take in my correction of my statement

[blazing shale]

who knew that when the mechanism that feeds the gun bullets fails to feed the gun bullets, its usually because of the mechanism that is designed to feed guns bullets

[frigid leaf]

shoutout you and yr brain my mega man

[blazing shale]

idk what u want me to say lol

[empty scaffold]

1

[frigid leaf]

use your everlasting knowledge that you must have

🙂

[blazing shale]

idk what ur so mad about

when the gun jams because of a failure to feed its almost everytime the fault of the mag

[frigid leaf]

im j chillin fr

[blazing shale]

u dont even need to know a whole lot,
mags feed the gun bullets
gun jams because of failure to feed
probably mags fault

[frigid leaf]

just bored

[blazing shale]

2+2 equals 4

[frigid leaf]

ah yes

average tarkov consumer logic

"play hyper-realistic mil-sim = must know everything because its "common ball knowledge"

you got it my man!

[blazing shale]

r u ok lol

[frigid leaf]

.

[surreal moth]

what the hell

[blazing shale]

the only thing u need to know is that mags feed guns bullets

literally the only thing u need to have the slightest idea of in order to figure out what could cause the failure to feed

[frigid leaf]

[rustic wave]

every major thing that has a very high risk of getting you killed,yes

[woven fjord]

are we talking irl? because in tarkov, failure to feed only happens when the durability drops. the chance for it to happen however depends on magazine

[tribal kayak]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26 (arena code)

[blazing shale]

im talking guns in general

[woven fjord]

right

[frigid leaf]

me comprhendo, but how does thou go from me being ignorant and apologizing on not knowing bigger mag (drum) = contributes to failre to feed to you spoon feeding me that mags feed gun boolet

[woven fjord]

true

[blazing shale]

idk if ur gonna believe this

but non drum mags can also fail to feed

[frigid leaf]

holy shit

[blazing shale]

let that sink in for a minute or two

[frigid leaf]

you've lost the plot

[woven fjord]

[frigid leaf]

How'd I go from being the idiot

to it pivoting to you lol

ggs

[blazing shale]

no ur still the idiot

u just fail to see it lol

[frigid leaf]

thats what an idiot would say

[soft haven]

oh dont worryt youll be always the idiot

[frigid leaf]

W DM dodge

loser.

[soft haven]

yeah no i insta read that

and left you on read

[frigid leaf]

oh I know

[blazing shale]

all i said was "mags heavily contribute when it comes to failure to feed lol this should be common knowledge outside or inside of tarkov" and u said "ah yes common knowledge good one"

[frigid leaf]

all bark no bite

[blazing shale]

and u got like very pissed when i didnt answer lol

[molten trench]

Ar-15aac meowatarsik

[frigid leaf]

where da 1v1 at

[soft haven]

no bark no bite

[frigid leaf]

you said you wipe me

where it at doe

[keen mango]

Hey Ava

[frigid leaf]

Hi :>

[soft haven]

who ar eyou

[frigid leaf]

really

[molten trench]

What's going on here, why are we arguing

[frigid leaf]

resorting to THAT?

[frigid leaf]

I'm bored

[molten trench]

Me too

[frigid leaf]

just got out of bio final exam

and am bored

[molten trench]

How'd you do?

[woven fjord]

the political and economic state of the world right now

[frigid leaf]

cake walk

[molten trench]

W

[frigid leaf]

did practice exam 11 times before exam

speed ran through the questions I knew

just like how Val speed runs his brain juice

[frigid leaf]

the dude calling you out

[soft haven]

get off me noname

[frigid leaf]

I'm hoping so atleast lol, but I know I got 80% of them right

[frigid leaf]

ironic

[woven fjord]

you have to be a celebrity here to talk btw

[frigid leaf]

you are playing Dark n Darker

lock tf in

[frigid leaf]

apparantly

[molten trench]

Who counts as a celebrity

[frigid leaf]

@knotty musk

[woven fjord]

you are relegated to 8 hours per day of #beginners-assistance before you are allowed into the #eft-chat big leagues

[molten trench]

Anyone outside mods?

[frigid leaf]

@calm nest

[woven fjord]

i see you quite often so you i suppose

comma is yes

[frigid leaf]

@median niche

[molten trench]

Ngl haven't seen wavy in so long

[frigid leaf]

pre "hear me out"

[frigid leaf]

saw him 2 days ago

said the same analogy as 2-3 months ago

[molten trench]

I missed it 😔

[woven fjord]

1.5k messages not a celebrity

get back to the mines

[frigid leaf]

you don't get it

[keen mango]

Me

[frigid leaf]

you ain't miss much

[keen mango]

Obviously

[frigid leaf]

bro still on my dih bout not drivin

[stray ice]

is there a event today?

[molten trench]

No

[frigid leaf]

ended* today

[keen mango]

Ngl that event was boring to me

[woven fjord]

you dont know how to drive?

[frigid leaf]

oh lord

[stray ice]

anyone know when?what next event is?

[frigid leaf]

no, I am licensed individual, just choose NOT to drive

[molten trench]

Was kinda interesting to do 20 killas a day ❤️

[north leaf]

are they changing how you ads?

[frigid leaf]

was in BTS, but they removed it

[molten trench]

Apparently

[molten trench]

It's still there, no?

[woven fjord]

like the guy in hacksaw ridge?

[north leaf]

they removed it i just saw a lvndmark video on it?

[frigid leaf]

watched axel's new vid

it was cancelled

[molten trench]

Oh what, I thought axel had 3 day delay on his videos

[frigid leaf]

I don't think his update vids do

[keen mango]

It just got repetitive

[frigid leaf]

whaaaat??

[north leaf]

oh i see the video from an hour ago that is a w

[frigid leaf]

fucktards sitting in corners gets old????

whaaaaat???

[keen mango]

Unheard of

[frigid leaf]

[molten trench]

Nah that's what I mean, usually he had like leaks and stuff shown 2 days after every YouTuber already made a video on them

[frigid leaf]

he might idk, it was a refresh pull

omg not this bum

oh thank god

he stopped

[molten trench]

I'll check it out, I tried ets ADS myself

[frigid leaf]

it was ass

[molten trench]

Day 1 l

[frigid leaf]

understand, but ass

[frigid leaf]

[molten trench]

I gotta learn labs

[keen mango]

[frigid leaf]

it ain't bad, its the players

rather get gang baned by a 5 man of labs mains

[molten trench]

I know, I know the map pretty well

[frigid leaf]

then run into 1 caps lock player

[molten trench]

Agreed

[keen mango]

Caps lock?

[frigid leaf]

the button in which you must have unbound

yes

[keen mango]

What does it do?

[frigid leaf]

makes you crab walk at the single press of a button

[keen mango]

That’s useful

[frigid leaf]

don't pmo

[keen mango]

I don’t think I would have unbounded it

[knotty musk]

my caps lock is free look

[molten trench]

Me and my duo wiped labs, 1 guy extracted and 1 guy was crouch caps walking till 10 minute timer with suppressed axmc on AP bullets, he killed my duo and I just extracted cause I wasn't looking for that crab

[knotty musk]

i do not have a change speed button outside of scrolling

[keen mango]

Mines middle mouse button

[woven fjord]

yeah the default

[frigid leaf]

same

oh wait no

oh wait yes

I'm thinking of rust

[woven fjord]

my walk button is w btw

[frigid leaf]

sounds bout right

[hollow coral]

not sure if this is the right channel but um has anyone elses arena account just missing all of their roubles and gp coins now? Just finished my daily quests came back and all my stuff is gone

[frigid leaf]

interwesting

[molten trench]

How do people like that even have fun in the game

[keen mango]

I use left mouse

[frigid leaf]

the same IQ level as that Val dude

gotta stoop down to that level to understand

i'm good off that tho ngl

one of my college mates buddy was playing arena so I chopped it up with him

around 3K hours, and I started inquiring information on him about how he plays and needless to say...

"I watched stankrats videos the day they dropped and used them next raid."

3K... hours...

[latent citrus]

gyatt damn

[unique agate]

??event

[reef condor]

There are no events running.

[shy dune]

I just had somebody with 3k raids and no kappa XD

[latent citrus]

i just run like a bitch to exfil instead of sitting in a corner if im going labs alone

[unique agate]

some people dont play for quests

[latent citrus]

4.5k hours and this game still makes me genuinely afraid

[shy dune]

He does tho, he even did theta container questline from arena

[frigid leaf]

you are a good one

[frigid leaf]

I haven't gotten Kappa until this wipe for the last 2-3 wipes

[unique agate]

3k hours and labs still makes me nervous

[shy dune]

lol

[latent citrus]

lol yeah

[frigid leaf]

got quest locked behind streets

jackass

PC couldn't run streets

[shy dune]

rip

[latent citrus]

i'm trying to get over it by spamming labs rn since i need solar for story

[green talon]

how long is a labs raid?

[latent citrus]

and also gotta grab thr master keycard

[latent citrus]

35 mins

iirc

[green talon]

and run through timer?

[latent citrus]

7 mins

same as all other maps

[green talon]

ok ty

[latent citrus]

but if you headshot a single raider its prob enough for survive

lemme guess you have a ledx up your bum

[green talon]

i have the sj9 for assesment 3 and i dont want to lose it

[latent citrus]

just craft it!

[green talon]

sj9 cant be crafted

[latent citrus]

wait right you cant craft em

[green talon]

only sj1 and 6

[latent citrus]

i got it confused because i crafted mine from the xmas tree

months ago

[green talon]

i didnt know i would need lightkeeper so i didnt bother

[latent citrus]

you could always transit to streets and stash the sj9 back to hideout if you have cash

[green talon]

im waiting in medical block elevator power room waitng for the timer to go down

[latent citrus]

yea thats prob easier

[unique agate]

just go and wipe the lobby bro

[latent citrus]

i should get on and run labs to look for the current converter

no luck so far

[unique agate]

maybe youll find out you play better under pressure

[green talon]

i need ts too

[latent citrus]

i hit violet and yellow a billion times

[green talon]

me too and i also look for spawns

[latent citrus]

i play better under pressure but the pressure of a silent map is too much for me to hanfle

and labs is dead silent most of the time

[unique agate]

oh fuck no if labs is quiet im leaving the raid

[latent citrus]

lmfao yeah

i got lucky with a gpsa for intel 3

[green talon]

it means that probably black is camped more than d2 at the start of wipe

[latent citrus]

now i just gotta keep going to lightkeepers island for cofdms

[green talon]

i found a lot of cofdm's in rb-pkpts

once 3 in one raid

[latent citrus]

yea

i just like vacuuming the entire peninsula

with a big bag

night raids r chill

gives me a lot of good ammo too

[green talon]

the humble axmc user waiting for you to cross the gate into no mans land

[latent citrus]

ive found tons of m995 and 7n40 in lightkeeper island

[latent citrus]

for now im 6 on 6

for no campers

dont jinx it

[tropic hearth]

lk island is perf for ammo i am just scared of getting camped

^^

[latent citrus]

you do not get camped

just run night raifs

[green talon]

most profesional rats migrated to terminal camping

[latent citrus]

and reset if spawn is bad

if your pc is fast youll spawn on southern road side most of the time

[vital sail]

does sound genuinely curve around corners in this game

[tropic hearth]

i camped lk island for sbih and punisher 4 i won't lie

[latent citrus]

yeah

it can be really funky

[latent citrus]

well im guessing you did on daytime

its really risky on daytime but at night you can just sneak on in

[tropic hearth]

i think audio does like move around since if you run close to a wall to ur left u will like hear ur own footsteps it's rly weird

[latent citrus]

90% of lh night raid pmcs just go for rogues

i had someone purchase zryachiy support from lk yesterday

his cultist guards were taking potshots at us from miles away

not hitting anything just being obnoxious and giving our location away

even if we kept gettng farther

[tropic hearth]

LOL that's awesome idk how it works except allegedly he will shoot whatever the buyer is shooting at

iirc zryachiy can shoot at you from like even from the rogue camp

I tried sniping him on a practice mode raid and he slammed me

[jade copper]

I swear I heard a shot from peninsula while my game was buffering

[tropic hearth]

disregarding the spawns I think I'd enjoy lighthouse a bit more if like idk

if my pc was faster cause I do spawn in rly late it can be terrible getting sniped while my pmc is still floating midair

i thoroughly enjoy 3 second raids 🫡

[jade copper]

Load in lighthouse
Die 0.1 second later
“Good raid”

[vital sail]

lighthouse isnt really that bad if you dont spawn on the beach

the mountain fights are fun

[vital sail]

lost like 6 mil trying to do punisher 4 but still had a bit of fun

[outer beacon]

anyone wanna help me do shooter part 3? sniper within 25m

[tacit lotus]

What like stand in front of you so you can cap me?

[topaz patio]

https://tenor.com/view/bobatyun-cats-cat-gif-21418568

[topaz patio]

i prefer your previous pfp

[tacit lotus]

Pretty sure that's agains the rules police please ban

[pure zenith]

I have very little experience on streets of tarkov and need help with the delicious sausage, kill two of the gaurds and broadcast part 3

[tropic hearth]

i think for me I still am lacking map knowledge because like any pmc kill task always involves ½ of my deaths from me running without a brain and getting sniped from my side it's annoying

setup was that way and so was tarkov shooter 3

[vital sail]

finally got to open black safe and its fucking double roller

[tropic hearth]

daang

[keen crest]

does anyone else have issues with loging in? i am trying to login to redownload the game and it says that my credentials are wrong. If i try to reset my password i get the "account not found" error

[topaz patio]

good cat

https://tenor.com/view/head-pat-cat-cat-head-pat-cat-pat-kiki-gif-12035753500620958402

[jade copper]

Scav run

[outer beacon]

yea, i jsut need 1 more kill

[tacit lotus]

Nu-uh you gotta earn that shit boy

Wtf do you think this is some kind of GAME?

[vital sail]

@vagrant nova you free to run some labs later? im actually getting fucked left and right here bro

[tropic hearth]

what region are you? I have stocked up on like 50 ks23ms and ~1000 flashbang ammo

[tropic hearth]

we can get it done on factory

[outer beacon]

eu

[tropic hearth]

ööö idk if I can play EU since I'm across the world 😞

[ornate nymph]

??event

[reef condor]

There are no events running.

[silent hemlock]

https://discord.com/channels/521608697764380694/816484610422341632 give me access to this

[warm bone]

Arent airdrops still 100%

Rookie

[sacred zephyr]

wut

[topaz patio]

ask your vc mates

:D

[silent hemlock]

evil larry ❤️ 🐈‍⬛

[warped canyon]

@knotty musk hows guide lookin

[knotty musk]

woods and labs left

balling and leaving labs until last

[warped canyon]

neat, just LH for me now

[trim kernel]

Naaah bruuh. I just paid the 1m rub for that Arena task

And it got vacuum'd up, gave me an error and just deleted it

[knotty musk]

restart game

[trim kernel]

I did, shit's gone gone

[knotty musk]

f

[trim kernel]

[topaz patio]

not true some of your vc mates are evil, trying to frame me for evil deeds i never committed

[smoky breach]

Butchhhh

[knotty musk]

yes

[smoky breach]

Hi

[knotty musk]

hello

[keen crest]

does anyone else have issues with loging in? i am trying to login to redownload the game and it says that my credentials are wrong. If i try to reset my password i get the "account not found" error

[surreal moth]

ni hao bing chilling welcome to OEFT!!!

your best bet is to look in #community-support make sure to check pins, and read up for similar issues.

[mellow viper]

Everytime i fire my gun the game lags a little bit?

[silent hemlock]

flashbacks

[surreal moth]

#eft-chat message same advice

[rotund brook]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-baby-child-girl-tired-gif-4871328261097149781

[sharp sandal]

JOOOHN

[rotund brook]

Heyo

[sharp sandal]

come vc : D

[surreal moth]

wake up!!

[rotund brook]

I cannot

Office time

[surreal moth]

yum

[rotund brook]

I’ve had an exceedingly terrible morning.

[silent hemlock]

larry said you'd give me access to https://ptb.discord.com/channels/521608697764380694/816484610422341632

[warped canyon]

welp, extract camped

there goes guide

xd

8k hours white name corner camping naked with a Rush100

Peak tarkov right there

[topaz patio]

no that was butch

[rotund brook]

You are in a vc with 3 mods.

[rotund brook]

Butch outranks me make him do it frfr

[topaz patio]

Tell the cat to pester Kwonion

[rotund brook]

I started my morning by opening my under the sink cabinet to have my white vinegar container fall out and the plastic jug break on my floor flooding my place with white vinegar👍

[rotund brook]

@silent hemlock Richard says to dm Nikita directly

Or at least that’s what I heard

[surreal moth]

actual rip your nose

[rotund brook]

Genuinely horrid day so far lmao

[surreal moth]

sorry

[topaz patio]

@silent hemlock John (the one that likes computers, i heard) says you should go to his place and drink all his white winegar

[rotund brook]

Tru

It’s soaked into paper towels in the dumpster outside now

[knotty musk]

woods is done

[rotund brook]

Good. Labs next

[topaz patio]

you should combat white vinegar with rice vinegar

[knotty musk]

just labs last

[silent hemlock]

winegar

[topaz patio]

stupid cat mistyped vinegar

[rotund brook]

Yea definitely I heard they neutralize each other and absolutely don’t form an amalgamation of chemicals that assaults your nose

[sharp sandal]

John and Richard.

Get thine ass in vc

This instant.

[topaz patio]

straight up

[topaz patio]

i refuse to get into a vc with federal

i'd rather lick cement :D

[sharp sandal]

LMAO

[quasi elbow]

anyone tryna do terminal pvp?

[molten trench]

Meow

[sharp sandal]

??lfg

[silent hemlock]

@surreal moth

[reef condor]

If you're looking for people to play with, you can find them over in #pvp-lfg or #pve-lfg.
If you are new to the game, check out #sherpa-info. Happy raiding!
Looking for Arena battle buddies? Head over to the Arena discord! https://discord.gg/tarkovarena

[molten trench]

It's youuuuuu

[rotund brook]

I am in a public office. Last time I joined vc in the office, the first words out of VC was a profanity laden rant

[silent hemlock]

[sharp sandal]

[timid leaf]

Good, as it should be

[keen mango]

Hi John

[trim kernel]

Wait, what the fuck ?

I paid ref the 1m rub

[rotund brook]

Heyo

[trim kernel]

Disconnected while loading into a game, and it autofailed the whole fucking task ???

[vital sail]

what was the task

[trim kernel]

Give me my 1m back you bald fuck

[trim kernel]

Great heights 4

[vital sail]

was it your 4th match

[trim kernel]

No

It was my 2nd

You bald son of a bitch, I'll get you for this

[keen mango]

Lowk kinda bored ive never woken up this early

[vital sail]

how early

i see

guess ill go fuck myself then

[rotund brook]

Go work and make dollars

Then you can buy more stash lines

[keen mango]

I don’t have a job and I’m watching my brother

[rotund brook]

And if you’re at max stash lines you can buy more accounts to buy more stash lines

[rotund brook]

This seems unoptimal for the purchasing of stash lines

[vital sail]

6th times the charms

[keen mango]

It is

[silent hemlock]

proceeds to drop everything to second account

[rotund brook]

No I don’t need any items?

Stash lines are the goal

[shell epoch]

are ets servers down?

[surreal moth]

[trim kernel]

Does Arena have different armor calculations ? I just keep getting 1-tapped through T5 by 7n40 like its nothing

[knotty musk]

throat/neck

armpit

[warped canyon]

yall crashing in tarkov aswell?

[knotty musk]

crashing out yeah

[warped canyon]

every 3rd raid the game just crashes

[silent hemlock]

💳

[warped canyon]

y

[trim kernel]

But it would state the hitbox though ??

I just keep getting "Thorax 85 in 2'd"

[knotty musk]

xyph became a used up slot on labs and died to a 1h account

so i had to get a runthrough

to get out

[warped canyon]

well better then a death

[vagrant nova]

butch

[knotty musk]

yutch

[vagrant nova]

did u do the guide :P

[knotty musk]

nutch

[rotund brook]

So you’re still at labs left?

[knotty musk]

mhm

[vagrant nova]

u got this !!!!

[knotty musk]

i had to get a runthrough out of labs because xyph died to a 1hr

account

[silent hemlock]

i'm going to stream snipe him

[knotty musk]

no please

[vagrant nova]

talking for u is not allowed

[knotty musk]

biggest mistake of my life

[muted storm]

yes

[vagrant nova]

only stickers

[muted storm]

hello @rotund brook

how are you sir.

[rotund brook]

I am existing barely

[vagrant nova]

:(

new deadlines?

[rotund brook]

Nah just been Blegh recently

[timid leaf]

Totally legit there

[muted storm]

aw man. Drink water and u will be fine

[vagrant nova]

i hope you get better bro. You make this server with your presence amazing!

[burnt flame]

Damn jean left

[rotund brook]

Butch hates me because he is British

[knotty musk]

Bean on toast

[surreal moth]

pop tart

we win

[knotty musk]

Np

No

[surreal moth]

cant even spell a two letter word properly

[hollow citrus]

iDK WHAT this company did to the servers but how the fuck can there be so many 165 hours cheaters on labs

[solid grove]

actually frustrasting how everyone is running around with meta while you cant build a proper gun .

[hollow citrus]

Even 1.2k hour players blantantly have esp

[hollow citrus]

its so sad the games gonna die within the next year

[nova niche]

stop being sick

kinda ruining the vibe

[hollow citrus]

It is meow

the amount of cheaters that have returned to labs is crazy

[silent hemlock]

they are waiting for butch

[hollow citrus]

I hope butch needs to spank em

[vital sail]

if my head is blacked will any type of damage kill me or any damage that spreads to head

[shy dune]

!codes

[north leaf]

wear our the codes?

[keen mango]

Huh

[north leaf]

were r our codes?

[knotty musk]

okay i feel safer on labs now

[keen mango]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26 (arena code)

[surreal moth]

pls ignore me

[cyan sluice]

not judging at all

[keen mango]

Oh Sylvia has you

[cyan sluice]

i am 100% judging

[silent hemlock]

federal is carrying everyone

[vagrant nova]

queueing labs rn with a nl545

[surreal moth]

YES SIR

[knotty musk]

labs is my last map for the guide

[surreal moth]

[silent hemlock]

[vagrant nova]

URAAA 🗣️🔥

[rotund brook]

Ah mb sylv I’ll get right on that

[rotund brook]

[vagrant nova]

bro has the secret service on him

[vital sail]

3 chuds 1 bum and a mediator

[outer python]

10 min and 40 sec to load into streets

[vagrant nova]

imagine if he gets rushed by a sub 1h player 🥀

[cyan sluice]

2018-2023 i did the guide solo at 8500 on my account mostly played alone i have no friends lmao

[elfin ruin]

Who’s who?

[vital sail]

you choose that

[nova niche]

rate the gun

[surreal moth]

0

[vital sail]

can i go into negatives

[cyan sluice]

what the hell is even that

[vagrant nova]

sylvia goated for bringing a SA58 with irons

[knotty musk]

10

[vagrant nova]

ah nvm

[silent hemlock]

6/7

[vital sail]

do not talk bro

[vagrant nova]

sylvia goated for bringing a sa58*

[final tendon]

yo does the ??? mean the extract will open at a certain time

[vagrant nova]

my bus came 5 mins early and didnt stop at my bus stop W

[nova niche]

it means it may or may not be there

[silent hemlock]

gamble

[cyan sluice]

shame the fal still sucks nowadays

[final tendon]

ffs

[cyan sluice]

ak-308 is the new fal

[vagrant nova]

no

[final tendon]

so if its closed it means its never gonna be open in the raid

[barren tapir]

Pre nerf it was

[final tendon]

not even later

shit tragic

[barren tapir]

Now that gun hella jumpy

I miss my old mutant

[cyan sluice]

oh? ill use it in my next raid 1 second

was using an svd lo

[vital sail]

you owe me 5 bitcoins btw

ever since i helped you get that sj9 i cant survive a raid bro

i lost like 8+ mil in gear yesterday and today

[barren tapir]

Bro cursed him

[silent hemlock]

drugs

[vagrant nova]

you literally got 5 bitcoins, a ledx, 2-3 intels out of our raids while i got jack SHIT

only got the sj9

bro acting like i didnt make him 5 m‘s

[wise geode]

Curse of ra

[cyan sluice]

can we get oni harbinger and ghost on night factory now that the clean up crew is gone? lol

[modern gale]

The under barrel GLs do not work in PVE zone? Trying to clarify if I should just sell them

[cyan sluice]

cultists are too easy now

they work

i use them to bully reshala from panda from time to time

[barren tapir]

Idk I would if no worky then why keep

Weird ahh bug

Pve needs better ai bro like highkey

[modern gale]

I’m curious if they work or were disabled

[barren tapir]

If they moved more human like

Ah yea I play PvP so idk

[cyan sluice]

uh hm

almost zero vertical recoil and little horizontal recoil with the ak-308

i used to play pvp but not into the modern gameplay meta so i just play pve if pve didnt exist id just play more ps2 games lmao

[knotty musk]

the guide is failed

[vagrant nova]

bro what

no fucking way

[knotty musk]

ran down to sewers and there was a duo down there hiding

i got a 21 hitcoin on one of them

600 armour damage

CBJ

[vagrant nova]

fuck man i‘m sorry to hear that

[vital sail]

tier 7

[cursive birch]

fml amount of china infesting eu atm using blatant walls is fkin rtardo atm

[silent hemlock]

@glad wadi

[barren tapir]

Lowkey understandable I miss it when people moved

[vagrant nova]

you got this butch. if not today you‘ll do it tomorrow

[vital sail]

if not tomorrow

then the day after tomorrow

i hope its not tomorrow

[silent hemlock]

21

[knotty musk]

21 hitcount

im so pissed

[vagrant nova]

u got 4 extra people tho why didnt u let them kill the duo

[knotty musk]

fed was just to pad the lobby, he couldnt connect

we all ran into the sewer

and all got sprayed down

0 cover

[vagrant nova]

man fuck

[surreal moth]

😔

[fringe loom]

dude whats up with cancelling the matches in arena

it takes like 5 minutes to get into a game and then it gets cancelled for no reason

[vagrant nova]

its okay tho! you got thissss

[silent hemlock]

if only i was there

[vagrant nova]

is ur kd fr 0.06

[silent hemlock]

yes because i rat

[vagrant nova]

its ok tho

[barren tapir]

MOVE USE THAT KEYBOARD

[knotty musk]

im destroyed

[fringe loom]

shouldnt it be higher then

[vagrant nova]

nooooo

you got this butchingo

[molten trench]

My kd is below 1

[knotty musk]

ignore the nvgs

[silent hemlock]

i fail even at ratting

[molten trench]

Damn, no geon

[barren tapir]

I don’t understand how people can 5 stack its so hard to manage where people are

“Is this you?!?”

Me? No not u him

[warped canyon]

@knotty musk you died?

[barren tapir]

Who?

[warped canyon]

i got mine done

[molten trench]

4 stack factory is unplayable, but any other map you should be fine because you're more aware

[barren tapir]

Nah I like my solo I hear i shoot I see I shoot

[knotty musk]

yeah

[barren tapir]

Hesitating can be so cooked

[knotty musk]

a duo hiding inside the sewer tunnel

i got a 21 hit count on one of them

[warped canyon]

shame

[knotty musk]

600 damage to armour

[warped canyon]

we did guide twice

within 2h

[knotty musk]

we're running it back now

[warped canyon]

got some good strats

[molten trench]

Please share 🙏

[knotty musk]

dont die

[warped canyon]

Labs Transit Streets

[knotty musk]

its a good strat

[warped canyon]

depending on streets spawn transit to GZ Inter or get out

and then just keep going like that

transit when its close

extract if transit is to far away

[molten trench]

I should do marathon next prestige

[silent hemlock]

whats ur prestige

[molten trench]

Lvl 66 p1 rn

[final tendon]

bro i keep killing player scavs thinking they r pmcs

[molten trench]

Kill everything

[silent hemlock]

chad

[molten trench]

Definitely not

[final tendon]

my rep 😥

[molten trench]

Stop scaving

[final tendon]

im broke bro

level 9

hustling out here

[unique hill]

havent played tarkie in over a week

[cyan sluice]

played tarkov alpha before i had a pc got tarkov in 2018 the day i got a pc been playing off and on since lol @barren tapir

[unique hill]

get to work on completing setup chain tn poggers

[warped canyon]

OOPS

no kappa yet

forgot safe corridor

9 Rogues 4 Scavs

[median niche]

Ur gonna hop on and get killed like 10x in a row and then log off and cry to sleep

[astral jolt]

where yall farm psu's

my dumbass forgot bitty needs 10 fir

[tender thicket]

I love when I’m camping arena spawns in checkpoint and dudes are just voiping pissed off

[sterile night]

The only cool event in months and it only lasts 5 days. Who tf plans this shit? Im uninstalling the game again

[tender thicket]

Brings a tear to my eye

[mild viper]

Whatever map you like running that has a decent amount of computers

[full sky]

I just paused eft download and resumed and it literally went back to 0

what the fuck

[molten trench]

Ibr wasn't a good event, I want bosses on reserve or anything interesting

[tender thicket]

That means don’t download it lol

[full sky]

wdym

[molten trench]

Pause button does nothing

[tender thicket]

that’s the joke

wdym

[full sky]

it paused the download

and then deleted all of the game files

[molten trench]

Yeah

That's what it does

Which isn't what you'd want a pause button to do

[tender thicket]

Nikita made it function that way

He wants everything to be an inconvenience for his player base

I’m telling you lol

[mild viper]

Nikita

[astral jolt]

look man it DID pause

[mild viper]

Paws

[astral jolt]

alright someone take em out back

[full sky]

and then wiped my game folder 😭

[tender thicket]

Nikita and gaben sitting on a cruise rn

[tender thicket]

I think it’s time for arena breakout

[molten trench]

Ew

[tender thicket]

xD

[molten trench]

💀

[full sky]

i can only play exfil shooters with friends and i have none so im going for eft

[molten trench]

Pawse

[tender thicket]

one thing arena breakout got that tarkov don’t

Is cool skins lol

[molten trench]

Cool skins being some cyberpunk neon light skins is kinda meh

[tender thicket]

better than no skins

[silent hemlock]

ground zero

[civic wren]

factory event over??

[mild viper]

[astral jolt]

hopefully

[civic wren]

:((((

[molten trench]

I mean eft will have skins, we just gotta wait for another year or 2 or 5 or 7

[smoky breach]

-> too long people have tiktok brains

[silent hemlock]

female pmc

[mild viper]

They have those in abi

[tender thicket]

LOL

[mild viper]

Why not tarkob

😔

[tender thicket]

Because tarkov doesn’t wana be like everyone else maaaan

[mild viper]

What the tuna

[mild viper]

[tender thicket]

I’m ngl if I had 80 hours on tarkov I wouldn’t even type a word in chat I would be locked in

[mild viper]

[tender thicket]

🤓

[dusky mason]

since we don't know what icebreaker is

[dusky mason]

Idk if am gonna continue playing story mode in case they add a new line or smh which would lock me out of it

[silent hemlock]

no bully, it took me 3 wipes to farm 80 hours

[grave star]

how goes it gamers

[mild viper]

Oh my

[astral jolt]

why are we berrating the fake employed rn

[tender thicket]

are you talking about the discord mods lol

they be bots frfr

[tender thicket]

I’m too old to understand your meme lingo

I’m a 93 baby

[dusky mason]

sorry unc 💔

[tender thicket]

I still have my 19yo reflexes though

[dusky mason]

sure unc

[tender thicket]

ez

I mean look at apex he’s 34 and competes still

[dusky mason]

we on tarkov not cs3

cs2*

and u not apex

[mild viper]

So old...

[tender thicket]

cs2 harder than tarkov

[silent hemlock]

cs4

[dusky mason]

cs67

[tender thicket]

lol

[dusky mason]

sorry

[mild viper]

[dusky mason]

thank god there is no mod

i think 67 are like bannable

or mutable probably

which is understandable

[tender thicket]

to have 6 7 cross your mind randomly is early signs of autism

[dusky mason]

goo goo ga ga

[mild viper]

Death penalty acctually

[tall citrus]

bro the blunt damage alone from getting hit by 31 magnum buckshot in the fucking head should be enough to kill but in this game it just absorbs 1100 damage

[surreal moth]

67 67 67 67

[dusky mason]

use flechette man

[cyan sluice]

spawn into factory hunting cultists spawn open door throw nade kill priest with an air burst lmfao

[silent hemlock]

67676767676767

[vital sail]

you've won the internet today sir! 😂 take my like!

[tender thicket]

hahaha trans67

[mild viper]

[vital sail]

what a way to come out of the closet

[tender thicket]

Thank you

[mild viper]

We support you

[granite token]

speak for yourself

[vital sail]

get out

[tender thicket]

after work dying my hair blue and pink

[mild viper]

[dusky mason]

did the new update help any of y'all with fps btw ?

[ruby carbon]

whats the thing to see codes?

[dusky mason]

streets still feels so ass for me

[mild viper]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26 (arena code)

[vital sail]

??codes

[ruby carbon]

ty

[mild viper]

Slowpoke

[vital sail]

dammit

[tender thicket]

Fps shot up to 67

[median niche]

Same but i still play

[vital sail]

0.1 seconds too late

[mild viper]

Be faster!

[granite token]

.1 seconds is a trillion dollars on wall street baby

[mild viper]

Is this wallstreet

[vital sail]

dude nobody invited

[granite token]

could be

[mild viper]

^

[tender thicket]

I’m pretty sure streets feels ass for anyone who doesn’t have a 9800X3D

lmao

[mild viper]

Probably

[vital sail]

yall play tarkov?

[mild viper]

No

[granite token]

I play the Wall Streets of Tarkov

[mild viper]

Only playing hypixel skyblock now