eft-chat

[lyric owl]

No gifs ???

[sharp sandal]

nope

We don't have gif rights

[quiet salmon]

was so great to kill someone that had 100k+ in ammo alone for ammo that can't reliably pen lvl 4

[sharp sandal]

[lyric owl]

Lame 😭

[glad wadi]

im crine 😭

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/giraffa-stag-beetle-beetle-mobile-banana-gif-19060310

[lyric owl]

I was trying to send the peaky blinders gif

[lyric owl]

This is adding insult to injury

[austere obsidian]

any way of making the g18c be more controllable

[knotty musk]

more controllable?

you just pull down

[glad wadi]

you sell that piece of crap

[austere obsidian]

That is true

[lyric owl]

Anyways

ULTRA MED

IS IT NERFED OR
NAH ?

[vital sail]

Fuck beetles bro

Theyre wo scsry

[crude vessel]

i got 150 rnds of m995 and 150 of 7n40, 100 of ssa ap and 100 of m856a1 and 20 of m80a1
and 20 of m993

cant place m995 in pouch :(

[lyric owl]

Do NOT use M995

Fucking pea shooter ammo

[crude vessel]

why not its goodest

[vital sail]

ssa ap betta

[lyric owl]

Pens thru everything yea

Does 3 dmg

[austere obsidian]

is factory event also night time

[vital sail]

No

[lyric owl]

I hit a guy 11 times with M995

[crude vessel]

isnt it over

[lyric owl]

Did 110 dmg to him

[austere obsidian]

thank you

[vital sail]

uhh

[crude vessel]

how does overpen even make sense

[vital sail]

it doesnt

It doesnt exist

[glad wadi]

ahhhhh ...

[lyric owl]

The AK-50 rounds have 115 pen lol

Anti material round

[austere obsidian]

i suppose less body damage due to the bullet not fragmenting/expanding?

[rigid flax]

I’m getting 170 in Lexos

[vital sail]

youre getting vaporized anyway

[austere obsidian]

oh we are talking about 50 bmg?

[vital sail]

I was

but still

Bullets are bullets

Hollow point or high pen

[crude vessel]

this is my scariest experience ever i should never go europe servers again

[vital sail]

are you not eu

[crude vessel]

im not

[vital sail]

Ew

[unique agate]

welcome to eu bro

its a sweatfest over here

i go na to chill

[crude vessel]

i can tell !!

if only i had good ping there

[foggy lion]

Posting this message as an ad, whoever wants to help a lvl57 get snowball, message me, i need 4 people with me to at least make partisan spawn. 4 times im at 11/13 and im missing partisan always and he doesnt spawn for me. 4 TIMES IM CLOSE. For some reason too i cant get partisans sound to trigger when im sitting in a bush. ive confirmed it with a friend sitting in the same bush as me, 3 times. Im pvp only

[knotty musk]

beautiful

[vital sail]

Selling our souls on the flea market i see

[knotty musk]

2 items got sold

[vital sail]

What keys

[rigid flax]

You just need a new account to queue with you

He’ll spawn with new players in raid

[vital sail]

how does partisan even spawn tho

is he random

[quiet salmon]

how much do baby sitters get paid

[vital sail]

Or if there is a low honor player

In the lobby

[silent hemlock]

friend teamkilled me and partisan spawned next raid

[rigid flax]

Low honor, then chance spawn

New players have low honor by default

[vital sail]

does he focus low honor players

[tawny berry]

[rigid flax]

He’s supposed to but he’s got set spawn points

[nova niche]

Funny u ask that

[silent hemlock]

does it clap

[knotty musk]

yes

[nova niche]

I just had to take off work to babysit

[vital sail]

Nice

[foggy lion]

What you need?

[rigid flax]

Ok this was too lewd even for you

[glad wadi]

one like an ill take friday off

[glad wadi]

please

[stiff marten]

Not just hopium: https://x.com/nikgeneburn/status/2024193557855424947

[rigid flax]

I’ll play with you man dw

[vital sail]

You won the internet today sir 😂 take my like

[knotty musk]

he was running AWAY from nanners here as well

he was just locked in on someone else

[silent hemlock]

[vital sail]

shooting someone in the back

[quiet salmon]

I dunno I was just curious what the pay was

[vital sail]

How dirty

[rigid flax]

It’s ok sometimes we just gotta let one off and get back to reality

[rigid flax]

Literally

[foggy lion]

My whole stash if i could

[crude vessel]

i just got 3v1ed on streets and the one dude i got 4 hits on absorbed it all through armour

[vital sail]

id help but im too honorable for partisan to spawn

[crude vessel]

everyone on streets has his wife and his wife's partner in there

legit unbelievable

[rigid flax]

That’s my favorite part

[vital sail]

you mean his wifes boyfriend

[rigid flax]

I love all the teams

[vital sail]

im more of a monogamous type of guy

[crude vessel]

We dont use gendered phrases here.

its geniuenely so gay tho

[vital sail]

why because you dont have friends and they do?

[crude vessel]

sybau

[vital sail]

ooo

City boyyy

[glad wadi]

cittyyy boooooyyysss

[rigid flax]

🗣️

[vital sail]

who else fell for the shes busy lil bro text? 😂

Wait this isnt tiktok

[rigid flax]

#Whatsdatmean

[knotty musk]

i have an officially licensed hitman rubber duck from a developers conference i went to

he sits on my desk

[rigid flax]

??

[knotty musk]

what

[vital sail]

ducks suck

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/lowtiergod-low-tier-god-sleep-goodnight-moderators-gif-15792675966851774905

oh i have an update about that duck @vagrant nova

and the eggs

[glad wadi]

Tarkov lead designer left

[quiet salmon]

he ate them

[glad wadi]

He’s moving to fragmentary order

[knotty musk]

fox got them

[wintry tendon]

i just shot rogues 3 times in head they didnt die assume they glitch nah they just goated

[vital sail]

Damn so you just insulted humans for no reason

[vital sail]

They gotta put me on the concept team

Ill make tarkov great again

[vagrant nova]

thats so unfortunate; but atleast its not assholes taking them

[vagrant nova]

that also for some reason dirty the bathrooms

[vital sail]

Marking territory

[sterile night]

Is the event still on?

[vital sail]

Check #eft-announcements and convert the time

[gray compass]

wait that's so fire

[lone trout]

how we know for each weapon when we start to jam ? i mean it's not 90 for every weapon? and each weapon have diferent chance no?

[normal hearth]

oh hell yeah, is it an explosive one or just a normal rubber ducky

[glad wadi]

90 durability and im expecting jams

the trick is to die so the gun never reaches 90 dura

[vital sail]

93

[lone trout]

niiiiiice trick 😄

[normal hearth]

yeahh thats that i woulda did, thats the technique

[glad wadi]

if it reaches 67 durability the world ends

[vital sail]

gun can still jam at almost full dura if it overheats

[vital sail]

to world ends

nice grammar nerd

[glad wadi]

fat idiot pig

[vital sail]

Butch ban him

This is cyber bullying

[glad wadi]

ratio

[vital sail]

donkey

[silent hemlock]

🥀

[rigid flax]

Dude

[glad wadi]

yeah i went there

[rigid flax]

Maybe you should go labs next

[glad wadi]

no key cards

[rigid flax]

[vital sail]

Broke boy

Loser nerd

[glad wadi]

norway man !! (🇳🇴 )

(no way)

[opaque vigil]

Does anyone have a link to a video compilation of the different reloads in Tarkov that's recent?

I can only find videos from 3 years ago that are that comprehensive

[tawny berry]

like showing the reload animations for all of the guns?

[opaque vigil]

Yeah preferably

[sharp sandal]

eting

[vital sail]

csn you read me bedtime stories

[royal sinew]

2 altyns and a shitton of gear from TD6 because dumbasses in dorms ran at me yay! yippie!

TD6 done in 2 velociraptors

(i died to a 3rd guy ratting with an MCX after killing 2 of his fully geared teammates)

[vital sail]

45teen yo man btw

[austere obsidian]

is pm 1-8 100m per miliradian dot

[royal sinew]

fym

[austere obsidian]

or 50

[royal sinew]

what

[austere obsidian]

the dots on the scope

[vital sail]

Is thst like calculus

[royal sinew]

this guy speaks math lmfaoaoao

[knotty musk]

+1 kill where the guy didnt rekit after

[royal sinew]

what's the woods pattern scav rig again the like actual woods pattern one

[knotty musk]

got slapped by untar m4

[royal sinew]

i have gained 2 altyns and a rys-t from TD6

customs is an experience

I LOVE PMC HUNTING WHEN I DONT NEED THEM RAHHH

break time before i force myself to kill 30 pmcs on woods

someone who's done debtor explain how you managed to survive this mentally

[glad wadi]

hope you like naruto

[vital sail]

I love naruto

My favorite gay romance

[glad wadi]

...

[vital sail]

Oh are you homophobic

Sorry

[glad wadi]

[knotty musk]

bruh

[urban oak]

OMFS.... I got to the last pier in terminal.. There are usually 1-3 BD there.. I killed 3 and a 4th popped up from behind god knows where.... 1 goddam BD between me and escaping

[vital sail]

geez louise what is your problem

[vital sail]

Did you kill him

[urban oak]

not the surprise 4th one, no...

[glad wadi]

im off friday guys

[urban oak]

he did the killa slide/insta-aim headshot thing...

[knotty musk]

friday is butch pelt day

[glad wadi]

9am be there

[vital sail]

last friday night

[glad wadi]

do not shower

[crude vessel]

i didnt know you were based like that

[knotty musk]

trading is not allowed

[swift cairn]

sorry bro

[vital sail]

In the big 26 bro

arent you like gen alpha

You gotta have a better vocab

[crude vessel]

im gen z

[civic wren]

gen L

[solid trout]

Gonna rename my steam profile to Tagilla and start playing hunt showdown tonight only using a hammer and crown and king auto. I'll let yall know how that goes

[glad wadi]

i would lay you both out quick 2v1 on ground zeros

with an mp5

[vagrant nova]

i could take you both on

[civic wren]

mp 5 op

[glad wadi]

fuck it make it a 3v1

[vital sail]

Lets test this out

[solid trout]

Alright, who's your +1?

or +2

[civic wren]

that was gay

-aura

[vital sail]

Get the fuck out

[glad wadi]

me vs honor viinex and himlobin

[vital sail]

in game or

[royal loom]

😄 measuring dick contest

[vital sail]

You want one so bad huh?

[vagrant nova]

who said anything about tarkov

[glad wadi]

[vital sail]

himlobin is a minor bro

Just me you and geon

[glad wadi]

im out bruh

[vagrant nova]

i am also out

[vital sail]

0.1 seconds

Tough crowd

[harsh shell]

yes..

[vital sail]

Please stop

[solid trout]

[crude vessel]

you just had to ruin it huh

obviously joking

city has good shit but its so hard to navigate

[vital sail]

You mean streets?

[crude vessel]

yeah

streets

it used to be called city on the tarkov copy i had 1000 hours on

[vital sail]

Ritht

Right

I just have a map open in a browser

[crude vessel]

so many open areas though

[vital sail]

Not really

[crude vessel]

running from street to street is scary

[brittle crater]

Drink water

[vital sail]

So many buildings

You can have cover at all ties

Times

[glad wadi]

playing streets is crazy

[vital sail]

Yeah

Geon only plays ground zero

[crude vessel]

no thats my thing

[glad wadi]

bruh

you probably dont even use the underground car park

[vital sail]

You can share

[glad wadi]

fuh nah

[crude vessel]

i do

[vital sail]

Geon gets the underground since hes a rat

[crude vessel]

bro

underground so goated

[vital sail]

Good for flankin

[crude vessel]

also good for extracting

[vital sail]

Eh

[crude vessel]

its exit is right next to 2 extracts

[vital sail]

mira ave

[rigid zephyr]

Good for hiding for 33mins

[vital sail]

And the 2nd?

[glad wadi]

mira ave in 2026

[crude vessel]

teraoffice

code

[vital sail]

Oh

Noone uses that shit

[crude vessel]

adaptition

[crude vessel]

theyre really close to eachother so you have two optioons

and the code is so common its crazy

[vital sail]

Ground zero is for warming up

[crude vessel]

fuh naw

fuck you

[vital sail]

??

Fuck. You

[crude vessel]

woah im a minor dude

[vital sail]

shut the fuck up

[glad wadi]

discords brightest minds

[civic wren]

you all still going

[vital sail]

albert and einstein

[civic wren]

damn gg

albert and epstein here

[glad wadi]

😭

[vital sail]

Why are you crying

Geon

[knotty musk]

geon stop slacking off at work

[vital sail]

im here for you

[knotty musk]

or im gonna report you to your boss

[vital sail]

How heartless

He obviously needs support at this time

no timmies at ground zero to farm

[glad wadi]

AHHHH!!!

[knotty musk]

youre on your phone too much

but the gang in the other office play browser games

[vital sail]

true

[austere obsidian]

who getting the work done though

[glad wadi]

stop baiting

[vital sail]

Ywah

[glad wadi]

me unironically

[vital sail]

Leave some bait for the rest of us bro 🥀

[glad wadi]

I get all the work done and then I spend all day on discord

[knotty musk]

What level you on geon

[vital sail]

dream life

Just gotta add edating

[quiet salmon]

@surreal moth we're peacekeeping our mission rn

[glad wadi]

thats my side hustle

[vital sail]

Holy tuffness yo

[knotty musk]

Wait geon you could be farming me pelt rn

You have it installed

[glad wadi]

cant you just learn it

[knotty musk]

No

[crude vessel]

cajn i have two of same key in my inventory?

[knotty musk]

You can depending on the key

[rich thistle]

terminal _

[crude vessel]

is there a list

i need relaxxation room

[knotty musk]

You can have multiple relax keys

[vital sail]

50 and 47. 50:2 is 25, square root of 25 is 5. 25+5 is 30. 50-30 is 20. 47+20 is 67

[rich thistle]

I'm going to log in through the terminal, is anyone coming?

[quiet salmon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/672661159870201857/986695505964859402/image0.gif

[crude vessel]

ill join but ill tk you as soon as i join

[royal sinew]

genuinely @knotty musk how are you lvl 50 without peacekeepin

i know thats you

[knotty musk]

Because i do all the annoying tasks first

[vagrant nova]

peacekeeping mission is lowkey the worst quest

[glad wadi]

He gets 300k xp weeklies to turn in one bandage

[royal sinew]

p5 over here lvl 50 before kappa 🥀

[rich thistle]

I'm going to log in through the terminal, is anyone coming??

[vagrant nova]

i havent done it either

[knotty musk]

I have 9 tasks

[vagrant nova]

i have like 40 remaining

[royal sinew]

i have 1 and im lvl 46

its insomnia

[vagrant nova]

easy

[quiet salmon]

I'm 47 and I got like

[royal sinew]

FUCK

[quiet salmon]

30

[rich thistle]

I'm going to log in through the terminal, is anyone coming?

[royal sinew]

killing 18 goblins at night is aids

[crude vessel]

damn you old

[royal sinew]

#pvp-lfg #pvp-lfg #pvp-lfg

[vital sail]

Can i?

[vagrant nova]

it is aids but its easy enough

[knotty musk]

nvm its 10 tasks

[quiet salmon]

https://c.tenor.com/VVphepJ2RGsAAAAM/la-creatura-dog-dog-hat.gif

[royal sinew]

ITS NOT. EVERYONE RATS.

[vagrant nova]

i did it on customs

just rush spawns

[royal sinew]

time to spin wheel. 30 woods kills or insomnia kills first

[vagrant nova]

just do both

[royal sinew]

30 pmcs at night woods? no

[vagrant nova]

are those kappa tracking websites against tos

[royal sinew]

WOODS WINS THE WHEEL

[knotty musk]

Some

[vagrant nova]

W map

[royal sinew]

been told yes

[crude vessel]

renegade lioke the fornite skin

[royal sinew]

also if i wanted to farm FLIRs at night woods i wouldnt have 20m

[vital sail]

Thermals

[royal sinew]

yeah thats why im not doing it. im not farming FLIRs off people

[rich thistle]

I'm going to log in through the terminal, is anyone coming?

[royal sinew]

i like having concealment

[knotty musk]

#pvp-lfg

[vital sail]

mustafa soysal

[vagrant nova]

honor

[royal sinew]

someone join my pmc hunt on woods i dont wanna enter hell alone

[vital sail]

yes?

[vagrant nova]

how are u

how is uni

[vital sail]

i dont do small talk sorry

[vagrant nova]

bruh?

[royal sinew]

fair

[vital sail]

Run reserve with deagles today?

[royal sinew]

i dont wanna go to woods 😭

who the fuck genuinely enjoys woods pvp against these creatures now

6 MINUTES?

MY QUEUE IS 6 MINUTES?

[vital sail]

happiest ive ever seen you be

[royal sinew]

in all fairness i come here to cope then laugh at stupid shit

[knotty musk]

We're queuing gz rn and we're in an 8 minute queue so far

[vital sail]

Real shi

[royal sinew]

atleast ur looking for scavs

i have to find 30 pmcs on this fucking joke of a map

[vital sail]

Going home rn

Skipped one lecture cuz couldnt be bothered

[royal sinew]

woods would be fun if it wasnt 5000KM wide

[vagrant nova]

average uni experience

[glad wadi]

columbia servers be like

[knotty musk]

its russia west

[vagrant nova]

im in a group of 5 people rn and they are all speaking arabic i dont understand shi 💔

[royal sinew]

daytime???

when i played it was full 24/7

[vital sail]

In tarkov?

Why you queuing with randoms

[vagrant nova]

im also in uni

[vital sail]

Oh

[vagrant nova]

thats why i asked u

[warped canyon]

just learn it rq

[vagrant nova]

how uni is

[vital sail]

Ohhhh

Fair fair

[vagrant nova]

but u dont do small talk or something

[royal sinew]

i dont know anyone with IRL friends who actually play tarkov together

like genuinely

[warped canyon]

only weird ppl play tarkov anyway

[knotty musk]

yeah lmao

[vital sail]

Im on a humongous four and a half hours of sleep

[royal sinew]

im gonna look at a guy doing old TD3 to make myself feel better about woods

[vagrant nova]

i sleep like 7-9h everyday

shit is great

[vital sail]

i dont remember the last time i slept for more than 5-6

[royal sinew]

i sleep every day

shit sucks

there's no consistency

[crude vessel]

5 man on streets bruh

[vital sail]

put my phone down at 2 am

[vagrant nova]

bro has sleep debt for centuries

[vital sail]

Fall asleep at 2:30

[warped canyon]

every day from 0-9 is sleep

[vital sail]

Wake up at 7

[warped canyon]

just peak.-

[sharp sandal]

Buenos dias chat

how ya'll doin

[vital sail]

Muchos gracias

[crude vessel]

im dying bro

[royal sinew]

wake up fall asleep is the rythm

[vagrant nova]

people who sleep after midnight scare me. Like you are literally destroying your energy

[vital sail]

Last year

[vagrant nova]

and other stuff like muscle building, rem sleep, etc

[vital sail]

I was sleeping at 5-6 am

[warped canyon]

staying awake till 2-4 is the issue

thats where rem usally happens

depends on the person ofc

[vital sail]

my queue to sleep was the sun coming up

Not queueu

Cue

[vagrant nova]

bro has the debt of greece but in sleep form

[vital sail]

Why sleep when i can scroll tiktok

[dusky mason]

any tips for getting glukhar's ass ?

[vital sail]

queue with me

[vagrant nova]

you mean scroll youtube shorts while loading into labs xD

[warped canyon]

step 1 survive step 2 shoot him

when in doubt repeat step 1

[dusky mason]

thanks

[warped canyon]

depends on the spawn of him they usally push you

[vital sail]

I fucking hate glukhar bro

[warped canyon]

if they dont try range

[vital sail]

He literally appears everywhere i go

[warped canyon]

if that doesnt work, grenades to flush out

if that also dont work, wing it

[dusky mason]

idk keep checking the whole map for like 5 years can't find him once

just unlucky gotta keep trying

ik how to kill and shi just gotta find him first

I got head eyes by a random scav with a beretta too 💔

[warped canyon]

check his spawms then

dont bother with food bunker

[dusky mason]

what i've been doin

[warped canyon]

well guess its rng then

[dusky mason]

it is

sadge

[warped canyon]

damn everytime the shitty spawns on LH

i need dem rogues

why tf am i at LKs

[dusky mason]

with the new spwns so easy to do quests dang

i did all my lh quests in 2 days thanks god sbih and all

never going there again

only doing fallen ending so i don't have to go to lk

[vagrant nova]

Lighthouse might have been improved with the new spawns because you can always reset at the north and south point if you have to do a certain quest

[warped canyon]

100 rogues for prestige

[vagrant nova]

ez

[warped canyon]

28 more to go

[knotty musk]

which prestige

[dusky mason]

but think about people doing lk task

or punisher

[warped canyon]

5

[knotty musk]

ah nice

[warped canyon]

techically 6 but fk nikita

[knotty musk]

why

[dusky mason]

2 less players in the raid since they are already water treatment

[warped canyon]

stole my damn prestige from me

[knotty musk]

how

[dusky mason]

or even more that's just horrible

[warped canyon]

cuz they said 1.0 update is at the 22

[vagrant nova]

oh yeah i remember bro

[warped canyon]

but the game went down at the 21

[knotty musk]

ah

[warped canyon]

and i literally only had guide to do

last thing

and i was like, nah i just do it tomorrow got the entire day there

welp, 24h maint

[vagrant nova]

rip bro

imagine being that guy doing assessment now with the LH changes lmao

[violet ivy]

bout to crush arena

ez

i mean not really and im gonna lose my 1 mil russian dollars but AY YO

[warped canyon]

but ye, close enough for pres 5 now ig

[violet ivy]

i don't know what that means

just shit my pants + time for arena FRICK YEAH BROTHERS

FRICKIN HECK YEAH

[warped canyon]

wdym

cuz of the spawns?

[violet ivy]

[knotty musk]

rip the gz player scav i just whacked

[vagrant nova]

yea

[warped canyon]

kek, free evasion armband in marked room

dont even know if i need that

[vagrant nova]

i have the evasion armband curse

i either forget to take it off after raid or i get gunned down a chad

[warped canyon]

the classic i forgot it in the slot

[knotty musk]

you send the spare evasion through the prestige

[warped canyon]

why? i find plenty

[vagrant nova]

^

until u dont

[warped canyon]

no clue why ppll struggle with it

[crude vessel]

i have one

[warped canyon]

i think the only one that has ever hidden itself from me

was the JohnBs

actually had to do... SCAV RAIDS

greatest shame in my life

[dusky mason]

OH MY GOD

[warped canyon]

2 in total ill never forget

[dusky mason]

shame on you

[warped canyon]

valid

[knotty musk]

i personally found 1 though this whole prestige

[warped canyon]

1 is plenty

you only need 1

[knotty musk]

geon found my second one to transfer

[glad wadi]

[warped canyon]

good boy geon

[glad wadi]

[warped canyon]

Fetching that evasion

[dusky mason]

I killed all of glukhar's guards but he ain't nowhere am running out of nades

i hope a sneaky mf didn't stole the kill

[vagrant nova]

i have every kappa and prestige item except for the evasion armband and the fireklean gun lube thingy

[dusky mason]

otherwise this is not gud

[warped canyon]

Fireklean i find ALOT in woods

depot

or just tool boxes

[vagrant nova]

ohhhh

i totally forgot about that part

of woods

[warped canyon]

Kill shturman

get the code

wait for BTR

depot and get out

[vagrant nova]

if u send the BTR back to old sawmill from the train depot it comes back i think

so u can exfil easily

[warped canyon]

ye but easy extract with code

and gotta love killing shturman

man i really want the sniper achievement

[earnest cove]

yo guys i have a question

[warped canyon]

but except some 490m kills they just evade me

[earnest cove]

whenever i play solo on pve my gun doesnt overheat but when i join my friend/ play bsg servers my gun just overheats in 1 shot

what do i geniuenly do

[warped canyon]

u lost me at pve

[vital sail]

New bsg game is in space right

What if one of the maps was a water planet

would we be

Astronauts in the ocean

[glad wadi]

shut the hell up

[vagrant nova]

thank you

[vital sail]

😔

[glad wadi]

BSG lead game dev for like 10 years just left to join fragmentary order

[warped canyon]

damn BSG dying?

[knotty musk]

how do you know this

[lone trout]

this event show how desync are awesome strong

[warped canyon]

it was geon

[glad wadi]

I skim read something on twitter then make assumptions

[lone trout]

my records are awesome

[knotty musk]

interesting

[warped canyon]

Nikita dont allow ppl to leave ive heard

they all stuck in the basement

coding on 30 y o hardware

[glad wadi]

Jean Tyulegenov has left tho

[knotty musk]

👖

(singular jean)

[glad wadi]

i just made up the fragmentary order bit to push my agenda

[knotty musk]

so youre spreading misinformation

smh my head

[glad wadi]

i wouldnt call it misinformation

[warped canyon]

it is tho

[glad wadi]

im connecting the dots

[knotty musk]

makes up information "its not misinformation"

[vagrant nova]

ngl i will always be jealous of people who can do statistics in uni because i understand nothing

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-intereasting-gif-27177481

[warped canyon]

well tbf all the sources (him) claim its true

[knotty musk]

this is geon

0 thoughts behind those eyes

[vagrant nova]

😭💔

[glad wadi]

mfers still going to uni in the big 26

just google it

[vagrant nova]

just use chatgpt

[warped canyon]

Cuter then expected

[vital sail]

Just

[violet ivy]

these mfers are shit talking me in arena im just tryna learn

[glad wadi]

are you playing like crap?

[vagrant nova]

what if icebreaker is a teaser for the upcoming drake album titled iceman

[violet ivy]

yes

[glad wadi]

their tasks rely on you not doing that

[vital sail]

Imagine listening to drake

[violet ivy]

fuck them, I'm the only thing that matters

right??

[minor zealot]

can pab-9 kill through 4 metal walls?

[glad wadi]

well yeah fuck them

fight back bruh

[warped canyon]

just teamkill

[vital sail]

Geon can we move our weekly roblox furry simulator gaming session to friday

[warped canyon]

show them ur skills

[violet ivy]

they keep killing me and telling me I'm bad and suck and my mom's a virgin 😭

[warped canyon]

the WHAT

[glad wadi]

Kill them back

team killing is fine

[violet ivy]

i fucking can't or i fucking would i would kill them so fucking fricking hard

[vital sail]

Geon introduced me to that game

[warped canyon]

@knotty musk i got 3 now damn

[vital sail]

Its peak

[glad wadi]

if you keep grinding then eventually youll be able to team kill effectively

[warped canyon]

[glad wadi]

i didnt introduce him to that

[lone trout]

and fucking no one care

[vital sail]

Hes like an og there

[warped canyon]

[violet ivy]

i want to do it now with no practice

[glad wadi]

start blasting then

[lone trout]

devs = community

you deserve it

[glad wadi]

whats up mate

steve bond

[warped canyon]

anyone else having to issue of to much 762 51?

3 ammo cases full and im starting a 4th one rn ._.

[glad wadi]

touch grass

[violet ivy]

not me no. i do have a paca though

[warped canyon]

i did 2h ago, thats enough

[violet ivy]

i got my paca is that end game stuff??

[glad wadi]

tday or tomrrow

[lone trout]

Nothing more than the last 10years of devs

[tawny berry]

reduced malfunction chance 30%

[warped canyon]

well next

[tawny berry]

crazy

[glad wadi]

explain pls

[warped canyon]

LH raid

[warped canyon]

rare enchant. and hella useless

i want me 20% less spread

[lone trout]

Can’t cause of words limitation 🙂

[glad wadi]

did you die or something

[warped canyon]

so just another, BSG BAD >:C post?

my rage contains to many letters for this discord to comprehend (i got killed by a scav i missed)

[glad wadi]

he forgor 💀

[warped canyon]

i hope we getting a new gun with icebreaker

me want more guns

[royal loom]

we just got the nl

ak50

what more do you want 😄

[warped canyon]

ak50 aint new

and all that shit is like 4 months old

[vital sail]

Timezones bro

[burnt echo]

anyone elses game loading hella slow in hideout/inv?

[royal loom]

So new gun every 4 month is the baseline?

[royal loom]

yes

[quartz escarp]

yea

[burnt echo]

Ok thanks!

[warped canyon]

ye tarkov died

[royal loom]

servers shitting

[toxic halo]

Tarkov ded yeh-

[burnt echo]

Whats new I guess 😄

[ebon field]

servers shat themselves

[warped canyon]

ALERT THE TROOPS

[green talon]

what test drive would you rate the hardest?

[glad wadi]

NOOOO!!!

[warped canyon]

ALARM

[astral jolt]

can i disable the laby traps in the empty spawn rooms?

[toxic halo]

Brace yourself! The Gooners are coming!

[ebon field]

Here it comes!!!!

[warped canyon]

nop u cant get in

[astral jolt]

so troll

[raven mason]

2

[warped canyon]

they all not really hard id say just annoying and sadly ye TD2 is the most annoying

[cyan sluice]

tarkov died

[royal loom]

thats the easiest one man

the first one sucks with the old m1a

but now its good

[raven mason]

its the hardest because most times ground zero lobbies are fully dead

and using that on interchange or streets is very annoying

[royal loom]

play NA east, lots of timmies

maybe I did it way too early on the wipe, not sure

[raven mason]

im eu too high ping i think

[royal loom]

same but I can play north east

[gray compass]

honestly i got most of my kills for td2 on interchange, the pvp inside of the mall is pretty good if you position accordingly

just gotta play wayy closer than regular

[knotty musk]

big raid?

[royal loom]

😄 I killed that dude once meowow 😄

[knotty musk]

it gets better

[raven mason]

long barrel mcx is really cool

[knotty musk]

i love it

@glad wadi im back

[violet ivy]

i made some arena bros very angry and i didn't mean to

bro was so mad FPS somethin

[warped canyon]

where is the rest of them

[burnt lintel]

are you guys getting cant connect to server in EU? kicked me out and cant reconnect

[glad wadi]

strongest RUW players

[knotty musk]

insomnia done

[vagrant nova]

w butch

[rigid flax]

definitely russians

[knotty musk]

last guy lost to a left hand swing

i was very low hp

L

[vital sail]

using the tilted grip in the big may

devil may 5

[desert root]

my mpx keep keeting jam after 3 shot wtf man I just bought it from trader

[warped canyon]

mcx mcx

[glad wadi]

L slop

[vital sail]

says the ground zero king

[glad wadi]

devil may shit

[silent hemlock]

[vital sail]

devil may peak

better than slop and sloper

[glad wadi]

never played any btw

[vital sail]

dont gotta

[silent hemlock]

dark and darker

[vital sail]

bum and bummer

[glad wadi]

[rigid flax]

[marble pasture]

they gonna deliver on any promises soon? this end of wipe ultra juicer shit is annoying

[rigid flax]

elaborate

[marble pasture]

season. we cant even get ranked in arena

[vital sail]

servers shitting themselves by any chance?

[rigid flax]

[knotty musk]

that emote set is 10/10

[vital sail]

genuinely whats the point of vacuum cheating or whatever its called

[vagrant nova]

does that even exist anymore

[knotty musk]

i love when 1 raider spawns in the bunker

just 1

[muted storm]

fuck you

[timber citrus]

how can you not see the upside lol

[vagrant nova]

one (1)

[vital sail]

theyre fucking me over anyway

might aswell just kill me and take my kit

[glass forge]

hello ive got problem
every time before i load in to the match game freeze and there is pop up saying server connection lost
ive got paging file set (16834MB -32768 MB)
my pc specs
RTX 2060 6vram
intel i5 9400F
16 gb ram ddr4
ik i should upgrade my ram but bc of my current situation i cant afford any upgrade my pc
can someone help please?

[glad wadi]

you cant really run the game

[glass forge]

why?

[glad wadi]

your specs are below the minimum requirements

[knotty musk]

i have no surgery kit

[astral drift]

What is good gun to make level 21

[glad wadi]

AK

[topaz patio]

i like your name

[tiny flame]

i have no surgery kit and i must walk

[glass forge]

they increased minimum specs?

[vagrant nova]

this guy knows ball

[rigid flax]

[vital sail]

Chronically online

Surface level ball knowledge btw

[glad wadi]

I dont think ur processor can handle it

[warped canyon]

14 more rogues

[glass forge]

thats strrange bc one year ago i played takrov normally

got like 1.5k hours

got 50 fps on streets xd

now i cant even load into the raid

on this exact pc

[vital sail]

Do you play it on bsg launcher or steam

[glass forge]

bsg launcher

[vital sail]

Thats why

[glass forge]

better on run it on steam?

[vital sail]

They coded the game in such a way that it checks if you played in the past and if you have, you need to buy it on steam

so they get more money

for legal reasons thats a joke

[warped canyon]

2/10

[rigid flax]

[glad wadi]

The thinker

[glass forge]

so wait if I run this game on steam i should play it normally?

wtf

[vital sail]

no

It was a joke

[warped canyon]

was a really bad attrempt of a joke

[glass forge]

fuck

ok so there is no solution ig

[warped canyon]

basically BSG made the game run better

[vital sail]

Not on my A game today

[warped canyon]

then worse

then even worse

then better

which is back to worse

[glass forge]

im cooked

[warped canyon]

thats where we are rn

also game file got bigger so your SSD is slower

[vital sail]

They say that im on a roll

[glad wadi]

Buy a 9800x3d and an RTX 5080

[glass forge]

man I am college student I cant afford any upgrade

[glad wadi]

And loads of ram

[glass forge]

dont have money

[glad wadi]

Get 3 jobs

[glass forge]

i cant bc of the college

[vital sail]

THE college

[glad wadi]

What can you do

[vital sail]

Sell

[glass forge]

got finals in one month

fuck

gg

[vital sail]

me too bro

Me too

[knotty musk]

help

[floral edge]

No

[rigid flax]

succumb

[knotty musk]

i did

[vital sail]

not even a chicken nugget

Dudes just left overs

[glad wadi]

die

[warped canyon]

watching a vid about a 50BMG RIP bullet

when does tarkov get that

500 dmg

[vital sail]

Is this a death threat

oh modsssss

[warped canyon]

wait aint that geon

[glad wadi]

yes

[vital sail]

Too smart for geon

[glad wadi]

eating vegetables 😭 💀 not me

[vital sail]

god thats actually such an ugly fucking animal bro what

[knotty musk]

wtf is that piece of shit rodent

[glad wadi]

?

[vital sail]

Exactly

[glad wadi]

bit far

[vital sail]

Face not even a mother could love

[warped canyon]

damn the geon bashing going hard

[knotty musk]

is the mcx just the best gun in the game

[royal sinew]

my teammate just died to a naked mjolnir user on woods

[knotty musk]

it might be

[royal sinew]

RUW is a fucking acid trip

[vital sail]

Yes

positive

[glad wadi]

MCX is shit mate

AK74u clears

[vital sail]

Do you get payed for having shit takes

[glad wadi]

i do it for the love of the game

[vital sail]

is that how you afford being on discord all day you chud

[royal sinew]

buuutch where do you farm RUW players on woods

i dont understand this shit

[vital sail]

uhh

Definitely not in sawmill

[warped canyon]

mcx lacks some range but besides that yea insane

[vital sail]

Need more pscavs

[royal sinew]

guns with this exact premise
9x39
300 blackout
mp7
vector
every 9mm

(not talking pistols)

(pistols are a joke)

(except 18c)

[warped canyon]

ok

[frozen moon]

My arena exp is in desync with the main game rn, I have about 30k more exp in Arena. Is this an issue for anybody else? Is there any fix?

[royal sinew]

MCX atleast can just full auto down range if built long

because for some reason 300 CBJ and AP are cracked

[vital sail]

Yeav but

[glad wadi]

Yeav

[royal sinew]

Yeav

[vital sail]

Csn you get it to 60 recoil and ergo with a suppresor

[glad wadi]

Csn

[vital sail]

Fuck you

[royal sinew]

Csn

[vital sail]

You too

[glad wadi]

get pwned nerd

[vital sail]

Idiot

Why are you always so mean to me

Im a human too

I make mistakes aswell

[royal sinew]

funny

[royal sinew]

i mean tbh the gun is hardcarried by bullets

[vital sail]

go back to woods

[royal sinew]

im currently in a tree camping flare

[vital sail]

its my fav

[royal sinew]

because my teammate couldnt fucking call out his death pos

[vital sail]

Or was my fav

[warped canyon]

you got teammates?

[vital sail]

looks the coolest

[royal sinew]

my fav NEW gun is mod4.
my fav gun in tarkov is prob SA58

[vital sail]

ew

[royal sinew]

a singular dude who finished SBIH this raid

[vital sail]

how many boyfriends do you have

[royal sinew]

i still dont have mod4

im currently working on it

it sucks balls

why the fuck does lightkeeper want me to kill people on the "good luck finding people" map

fuck you debtor

[vital sail]

Themes and such

[royal sinew]

"Lightkeeper sent me to the forest to protect a territory"

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

[vital sail]

i got reincarnated into a femboy pmc that does whatever his alpha traders tell him to do even though it doesnt make sense most of the time and almost all of them are shitty human beings

[royal sinew]

i want debtor for the money

[vital sail]

Debtor has like the coolest dogtag though

Its the blue one right

[knotty musk]

fallen dogtag>

[warped canyon]

ye

with the bullet hole

[calm nest]

Nah those bullets are ass dude

.300 has a shit ricochet

[vital sail]

Impossible. This isnt the car

[calm nest]

And even shittier velocity

[knotty musk]

cbj is cracked

mcx hater spotted

[calm nest]

I can name 6 different occasions I’ve bounced a headshot because .300 sucks ass

[vital sail]

Ok

yeah keep typing

[calm nest]

I killed a Terminal gamer outside with 4 T6 plates and like, 500 rounds of .300 AP because my SLAAP ric’d one

[knotty musk]

thats why you dont use AP

ap bad

[vital sail]

aint readin allat

[calm nest]

CBJ is just as bad

My MCX is affectionately named “Bouncy Castle” for a reason

[knotty musk]

idk ive killed like 10 players today with it

[warped canyon]

who tf running terminal with a mcx

[vital sail]

uhh

[warped canyon]

well ig he aint cuz u killed him

[vital sail]

city boyyyy

[warped canyon]

cool back to error 1000

tarkov working for 1 day: lvl impossible

[royal sinew]

FUCK YOU RANDOM LVL 20 I WIN

[calm nest]

Idk some idiot that caught a 993 to the head

[glad wadi]

[royal sinew]

I FUCKING CAUGHT ONE

4/20 ON GOALS AND MEANS BABY

[calm nest]

My fried did RPD for terminal n because I threw him like 600 MAI

[vital sail]

just kiss me already

[royal sinew]

genuine question where did walking tank originate from

[vital sail]

whats a walking tank

[royal sinew]

the walking tank

[warped canyon]

40 Intellect

[royal sinew]

hit game tarkov

[warped canyon]

im geting closer

[calm nest]

An article about tarkov where they came up with “the best loadouts to wear in escape from tarkov as a new player”

The walking tank was apparently uh

[royal sinew]

😭

[calm nest]

A tank

[royal sinew]

"best dbd builds to use"

[calm nest]

Lul

[royal sinew]

is all i can think of

[vital sail]

human's ability to name stuff peaked at walkie talkie and has gone down ever since

[calm nest]

The only good one was the Mosin just because it had the prapor 1 LPS during the Mosin man times

Lmao

[warped canyon]

licky sticky

[royal sinew]

jesus

[vital sail]

Whats that

[warped canyon]

a stamp

[elfin ruin]

Polygon

They got clowned so hard they deleted the article

[royal sinew]

im ngl if i ever do another terminal ending im playing savior again

debtor is the most unfun shit oat

[calm nest]

Prapor 1 had LPS and it was mega old armor + health system so LPS would one tap thorax 90% of the time, there’s like 3 tarkov song parody’s about Mosin man

He was infamous

[warped canyon]

the 1 tap mosin man

84dmg PS

[calm nest]

Idk why, I think it was a pretty good one honestly

[warped canyon]

on 80hp thoray

actually nvm, PS was 85

[royal sinew]

btw the kill i got was me camping near outskirts and jumping a timmy for goals and means

this is the worst time of my life

[calm nest]

I’m doing that on woods with my debtor kills

[royal sinew]

i jumped a lvl 20 with base gear just now.

[calm nest]

Mod 4 is gonna be ez as hell with the update to the range requirement

[warped canyon]

Barter for the prapor VSS and use it

[royal sinew]

all my kills have been 55-70m

[warped canyon]

easy af

[royal sinew]

SR3M rn

im using every 9x39 i have rn

this SR3M is 90 dur

[knotty musk]

9x39 instant sell to ref

[royal sinew]

im getting these 20 9x39 kills then fucking spamming m80 at people

im using an RSASS and full autoing mfs

last 10 kills

[calm nest]

Honestly such a BS update

The task was actually fun

[royal sinew]

the task is dogshit

where the fuck do you guarantee 100m+ 9x39 kills

[calm nest]

And I felt myself get better with the VAL when I did it the first time

[warped canyon]

havnt done the TRG10 quest yet huh