eft-chat

[knotty musk]

No more on the decline than this time in a usual wipe

Its just the nature of games like this

[warped canyon]

true

[knotty musk]

People hop on when it wipes, play for a while and do what they wanna do, then they hop off and wait for updates, events, more wipes

[astral jolt]

i honestly dont think optimization is the issue, like from a sheer SIZE perspective the worst running map (streets) is absolutely MASSIVE and has a ton of intentional visual clutter. plus it def runs alot better than it did say 2 wipes ago

[idle plaza]

Tarkov on Steam shows pretty strong numbers, the daily high is like 50% of all-time high on launch

[warped canyon]

thats solid

launch is always inflated

[idle plaza]

Look at Marathon, launched a month ago and it's at like 5% of it's alltime high

[warped canyon]

HD2 dropped by like 80%

[astral jolt]

cuz marathon is buns

[idle plaza]

HD2 has idiot devs that hate the playerbase

And HD2 devs also don't own Helldivers, Sony does

[astral jolt]

if i had to pick ONE gripe with tarkov its the loss of the colorfullness postfx bar, made it feel much more alive

[warped canyon]

the devs are fine sony is the issue

[knotty musk]

This was done because it affected performance too much

[warped canyon]

and i didnt even noticed marathon launched

i thought that shit was cancelled

[idle plaza]

Most money from HD2 goes to Sony cause it funded the development for 8 years, Arrowhead probably gets peanuts after it asked for $100M and 8 years later launched with 2 enemy factions and 10 guns

[astral jolt]

bro id happily eat a 100fps loss for that setting back

[knotty musk]

I just use nvidia control panel

Digital vibrance goes brrr

[astral jolt]

my vibrance global is maxxed

[idle plaza]

Ohgod, the clown color videos look terrible

[astral jolt]

idk how people can look at the default windows vibrance

[idle plaza]

Removing fog was a big glowup though

[astral jolt]

my friend plays with his game purple

he isnt colorblind

[subtle epoch]

lock him up

jail

[warped canyon]

lock him up

straight to jail

[astral jolt]

rs\

[idle plaza]

Am I blind or is there no Arena channel?

[warped canyon]

??arena

[reef condor]

Looking for Arena battle buddies? Head over to the Arena discord! https://discord.gg/EueARD5byy

[knotty musk]

Entire server

[vital sail]

dying to raiders feels so humiliating

[sand pendant]

but wasnt it completely optional?

I kinda hate how washed out the game looks ngl

[idle plaza]

Thank you!

[thorny merlin]

What are the odds I can find a decent duo for terminal got to the end with my duo and yeah savior ending

[sand pendant]

digital vibrance is a workaround, its just annoying for literally everything else in windows

[warped canyon]

random? rather low. on this discord? idk

[sand pendant]

and having to adjust in nvcp everytime i launch/exit tarkov aint it

[astral jolt]

just leave it maxxed?

swear when ur eyes adjust everything looks way better

or do u use hdr like a freak

[sand pendant]

just said, it looks like ass in windows and every other game

[sand pendant]

fuck no

[astral jolt]

damn i think it looks great everywhere

[sand pendant]

then again, i have an ips panel, not some fancy oled

[astral jolt]

personal preference ig

OLED ON TOP

[sand pendant]

im too poor for an oled

maybe once i sell my house ill buy one lol

[astral jolt]

theres a ton u can get for normal ish prices

[sand pendant]

a good 1440p one will set me back 4-500 euros, thats not nothing

[astral jolt]

im slightly annoyed cuz i bought my 240hz monitor for 500 and then a 240hz msi oled same size went on sale for 350 USD the next morning

[warped canyon]

xDD ngl this is classic

ordered my monitor for like 450, a day later on sale for 200

[astral jolt]

id crash out

[warped canyon]

refunded the one for 450 and got the sale one

[astral jolt]

LMFAO PEAK

[sand pendant]

ill upgrade my whole setup as soon as that house is sold, but thats gonna take like a year xd

[warped canyon]

i offer you 3,50

[thorny merlin]

Ah gotcha actually just brutal solo if anything just ammo wise and such.

[warped canyon]

$

[astral jolt]

oh r u actually selling ur house

w

[sand pendant]

inheritance from my grandparents

gonna buy an apartment and spend the rest

after i pay off my aunt for her part

[warped canyon]

yea true, aslong as you dont die on shoreline u got infinite ammo anyway

i did it with 450 rounds of 993

[astral jolt]

ok im annoyed i checked current prices and a 240hz 26.5" oled is $400

[warped canyon]

30" minimum

[astral jolt]

rs

[sand pendant]

as for headphones ive been eyeing the sennheiser hd620s

[vital sail]

27 is sweet spot

wyoa

[warped canyon]

the bigger the better

[vital sail]

i see

[astral jolt]

logitech prox2

[sand pendant]

since im gonna live in an apartment i want closed-backs and they seem like the best ones without breaking the bank

[warped canyon]

32" curved for me rn

[astral jolt]

u will never use another headset

[warped canyon]

not talking about the monitor

[astral jolt]

PAUSE

[warped canyon]

KEK

Sennheiser has good audio but shitty mics

[sand pendant]

nah, no shitty ass gaming headset

[warped canyon]

ima avid SteelSeries defender

[astral jolt]

they are studio

[sand pendant]

gonna buy a seperate mic anyway

[warped canyon]

yea fair enough then

[fossil quarry]

can the rpdn be any build for test drive 4?

[warped canyon]

yep

even bare bones

[knotty musk]

I had to use a specific optic with it

[warped canyon]

isnt that removed?

[sand pendant]

if i went open-back i could save some money but im expecting a good bit of background noise in the future, so that aint an option

[knotty musk]

Not for rpd iirc

[warped canyon]

EKP-1S-03 sight yea

i member

so naked except that scope works

[smoky tree]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Test_Drive_-_Part_4

Escape from Tarkov Wiki

Test Drive - Part 4

Test Drive - Part 4 is a Quest in Escape from Tarkov.

​

Quest data

Location

Shoreline, Interchange, Woods

Given by

Prapor

Required for Kappa container

Yes

​

Related quests

Previous\: Test Drive - Part 3

Leads to:
Test Drive - Part 5

[glad wadi]

i did test drive 4 in 1 raid

[oblique trail]

@astral jolt any ss from the game?

[warped canyon]

same. fkin interchange middle of the mall

[thorny merlin]

Yeah interchange busy wit scavs

[knotty musk]

Yeah it says you need a scope

[astral jolt]

ss is peak, their new line has hotswappable batteries so i may spend the like $800

[warped canyon]

yea i got that

[astral jolt]

hearing battery critical when i get on makes me tweak

[warped canyon]

bat lasts around 1 1/2 days

depends on how longi game ofc

so roughly 16h before you gotta swap

[oblique trail]

@astral jolt any ss from the game with that postfx?

[sand pendant]

td4 took me 2 raids, and only cuz i got unlucky on the first one and died early

free task and the rpd lowkey slept on

such a fun little thing

[arctic osprey]

lol apparently those big red gates on the extracts do a bad job of blocking explosions, i killed a dude with an f1 through one

[vital sail]

liar

previously you said 2

[glad wadi]

I did lie

it was like 3

[vital sail]

thats why nobody likes you

[lyric wharf]

Is "No Limit to Perfection - Part 4" bugged in Arena? I've killed people with Mk 12 and it didn't count.

[woven fjord]

mk12 is bugged, use a different dmr

[lyric wharf]

great

[woven fjord]

another bsg masterclass

[queen geyser]

whats the new Factory event?

just higher PMC spawn?:

[fossil quarry]

killa and tagila spawn there along with the cleanup crew

[fervent python]

scavs on crack 🤣 high tier weapons armour etc and a shit ton of em they spawn in groups of 5 and tagilla and killa are there aswell

[fossil quarry]

basically you get alot of xp and good loot but they have aimbot

[vital sail]

whats up with so many mfs raiding as teams

[queen geyser]

so...m855a1 kinda lobby?

[warped canyon]

YE

[queen geyser]

Ive been saving a whole can full 😄

[barren tapir]

995 kind of lobby

[warped canyon]

SLAP kind of lobby

[simple gulch]

can i have a look at u guys street doc case?, what key u guys running

[fossil quarry]

HP kind of lobby (i can't afford anything after wasting several kits on factory)

[tulip marlin]

naked guys surviving many hits with arms eatung 995 and 5a1...fucvking bullshit. the time to kill is so stupidly long

and ofc they and their mates are 200h accs 😄

prob ping abusings and maybe even cheating for max desync running around like bozos

[cinder tiger]

U can pen t5 but cant pen their balls of steel ggs

[barren tapir]

Highkey 556 sucks ass

[fluid vigil]

this is just tarkov, nothing to do with desync or cheating

[vital sail]

concordia security, terragroup armory, store manager, cargo container mesh, tarbank register, relax and the marked rooms

[sharp sandal]

All of Concordia.
Financial Office.
All Marked Keys.

[pallid talon]

Im trippin or reshala guards can have ak mags top loaded with 545 BP

[sharp sandal]

Thats all i did and i make close to 5mil a raid

[vital sail]

sheesh kebab

[sharp sandal]

Yep they can

They also now spawn with Altyns and Rys-T

Its a recent-ish change

[topaz patio]

https://tenor.com/view/green-car-car-wash-scared-cat-green-cat-gif-440422239305849243

[simple gulch]

thanks a lot

[vital sail]

damn bro is the game always filled with teams at this time?

[vital sail]

yw

[simple gulch]

thank you too

[vital sail]

i mostly see solos but today its just duos trios and quads

[tulip marlin]

years ago there was a phase with very short ttk and servers had better hit reg. but yeah, dumb shit like that is the state of tarkov rn.

[pallid talon]

yea i got rys-t but this mag was bigger shock for me. Like he had all spare mags of BT but one of them had 20 of BP and 10 BT

[sharp sandal]

opachki

[pastel pasture]

my friend just extracted interchange but it says he doesnt know the route to customs still

[sharp sandal]

Yeah

You need to pay 20k USD to Mechanic

To unlock Lighthouse

As for customs, just follow tour.

If that doesn't work, contact support.

[topaz patio]

Salutations

[pastel pasture]

i meant interchange lol not lighthouse mb

he did the exfil and didnt unlock customs

we will try running it back

[tall bridge]

What is the point of having a boss and their raider Agro me as a scav

Such a poor mechanic so frustrating

[nova niche]

I mean u arent buddies with the boss

[neat leaf]

Scavs dont have rights

Anyone can open the walking duffle bag

[nova niche]

I know with glukhar the guards will warn u to get away before firing

The scouts will run up and flip u off or do tell u to go away

[surreal moth]

get to 6.0 rep and you can be their trusted friend

[drifting helm]

why i cant give skier the building materials in his first story mission? is it buggy?

[surreal moth]

they need to be found in raid

[unique agate]

damn they just increased limit of roubles adn gp coin transfer

roubles are back to 1.5mil

for the better arena edition

[surreal moth]

ryzhy edition?

[unique agate]

yes

so 90% of arena players

since i cant imagine people buying it standalone

[surreal moth]

yay

[peak wigeon]

still 750 for me

[surreal moth]

did you buy it alone

[peak wigeon]

no i have max edition

[untold lance]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
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[surreal moth]

when did u get unheard

[peak wigeon]

when it dropped

[surreal moth]

nice

[peak wigeon]

i have ryzhy edition

[surreal moth]

nice

[sly valley]

Can someone check #screenshots and can tell me if it’s legit or not

Pls

[glad wadi]

Yes 13 thousand hours is probably legit

no witch hunting tho

[sly valley]

3.53 kd

[glad wadi]

yeah 13k hours

hes like top 0.1% at the game in the world

[sly valley]

Bro Kill 3 or 4 Guy per raid

[glad wadi]

he knows every spawn he knows every task he knows everything

[sly valley]

Oh i didnt know i cant send profile sry...

[surreal moth]

geons a guyknowballogist i trust what he’s saying

i’ve seen him slime 4 guys in customs before

[glad wadi]

unlucky tho u ran into lebron james

i mean I would have killed him

[sly valley]

I have 160h in the game and like 400k roubles and found this guy

[surreal moth]

congratulations welcome to tarkov

[glad wadi]

yeah but thats super rare level player

[sly valley]

He killed me 34 seconds after raid start lmao

[glad wadi]

you wont see that a lot

yeah he knew where u spawned

he spawned and instantly rushed your spawn

[sly valley]

Fun at his prime

[warm bay]

guys Im downloading eft is there any tips you can give me before my first raid

[nova niche]

Geon being helpful

Hes getting better

[surreal moth]

??timmy

[reef condor]

If you're looking for teammates, you can head over to #beginners-assistance or #pvp-lfg.

If you're looking for a teacher/someone to guide you in-raid ; you can check out #sherpa-info. Sherpa’s official volunteers that will gladly teach you the game - They use a ticket system so there may be a tad bit of a wait time. After you have read, and joined the Sherpahub Server; please see the following for steps in how to open a ticket! #673308338150440971

Alternatively, on the Sherpahub discord you may navigate to their #looking-for-group (looking-for-group) or #looking-for-help (looking-for-help) channels to find non-official sherpas that are offering help.
(The Sherpahub channel links will not show properly until you join the Sherpahub Server)

[glad wadi]

i always help

[nova niche]

So proud of him

[surreal moth]

read that for some resources ^

[surreal moth]

where can i find led x

[glad wadi]

ur cooked

[wicked rain]

I have unlocked my first jet in WT boyz we made it

[elfin ruin]

Geon would press the blue button

(He’s stupid)

[glad wadi]

wrong

[warm bay]

now Im worried

[nova niche]

You’re really bringing that here arent u

[elfin ruin]

Then why is your name blue and not red?

I know I’m right because I am smart

[glad wadi]

its not normal blue tho

[nova niche]

I think this is still a command

[glad wadi]

im way above that

[nova niche]

??timmy

[reef condor]

If you're looking for teammates, you can head over to #beginners-assistance or #pvp-lfg.

If you're looking for a teacher/someone to guide you in-raid ; you can check out #sherpa-info. Sherpa’s official volunteers that will gladly teach you the game - They use a ticket system so there may be a tad bit of a wait time. After you have read, and joined the Sherpahub Server; please see the following for steps in how to open a ticket! #673308338150440971

Alternatively, on the Sherpahub discord you may navigate to their #looking-for-group (looking-for-group) or #looking-for-help (looking-for-help) channels to find non-official sherpas that are offering help.
(The Sherpahub channel links will not show properly until you join the Sherpahub Server)

[nova niche]

Oh fed did that 1

I thought he did the sherpa one only

[surreal moth]

ya

[elfin ruin]

So we’re just spamming

[surreal moth]

thx

[elfin ruin]

Nice one Sylvia

[surreal moth]

pmo

[glad wadi]

Watch pestily youtube videos on the maps start with interchange so you know how to extract

[nova niche]

Fed lagswitched me

Ban him

[surreal moth]

WHAT

do not do that

[glad wadi]

?

im helping

[wicked rain]

Geon they making it sound like ur a killer on the game now

[surreal moth]

use the wiki

[nova niche]

Geon farms troll, i trust him

[surreal moth]

sylvia was trying to figure out how to farm troll

[glad wadi]

#screenshots message

[warm bay]

why not

[nova niche]

Did not go well

[glad wadi]

ignore fed hes bad

[nova niche]

I mean I understand the attacks more or less

Its reading them coming and making that split second decision on the action

[wicked rain]

Damn

[glad wadi]

dont learn troll

[surreal moth]

it seems like a pattern you need to remember

[nova niche]

A pattern that comes randonly

[wicked rain]

Good shit 🗣️

[glad wadi]

trolls my thing

[nova niche]

Cuz he doesnt do the same attcks in the same order every time

[nova niche]

Dont wanna depend on u for troll pelts only

[glad wadi]

so you hate me

[nova niche]

Worst case ill just save gold to buy a chest

[nova niche]

More like each pelt we get from u is less profit u will make

[surreal moth]

try the wiki https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Escape_from_Tarkov_Wiki and you can also use MapGenie for really nice interactive maps

[glad wadi]

yeah but getting pelts is like riding a bike for me

[austere obsidian]

2 more td2 kills

[nova niche]

Hm

[glad wadi]

td2 in the big 26 😭

[surreal moth]

can you even do that yet

[nova niche]

I could rock my luck bard

If that helps

[glad wadi]

you kill all the players and I kill the PVE

im a pve main

[nova niche]

I was hitting 255 luck in HR last night squire

[tall bridge]

Sometimes I wonder why I play this game. Getting into it when everyone that plays is already lvl 40 with lvl 5 armor that eats my little shit rounds is just so annoying

[austere obsidian]

Bro these pmcs are so buns lmao

[nova niche]

Ill get less in normals but

[surreal moth]

idk some of the moves i saw sylvia hit yesterday were wild

[glad wadi]

are we on later

[surreal moth]

she’s good

[warm bay]

are you sure I should start with interchange

[glad wadi]

im going to the cinema to watch the new mario movie

[warm bay]

isnt killa there

[glad wadi]

yes thats the first map you have to extract from

[surreal moth]

she third partied these guys and then took everyone’s loot

ts was so funny

[topaz patio]

https://tenor.com/view/toothbrush-cat-gif-6089721

[nova niche]

I can usually do cyclops, and i can do spectral, but troll is a lot diff

Im used to tanking hits and blocking with shield, but troll is just a no hit boss

[nova niche]

So funny thing

I stole a sword off a body, and i posted it in the DaD discord, and the guy who owned the sword was in chat lol

[surreal moth]

😭 i bet he wasn’t happy

[nova niche]

I mean i didnt kill him so he wasnt mad

It was just funny

[glad wadi]

you better than me

[warm bay]

well then where is the good loot

[glad wadi]

I would have whispered him in game saying thanks for the sword goofy

[nova niche]

Geon, ragebait luck bard is so good

[nova niche]

Customs is the first map most people learn

Ground Zero is the starter map technically though

[glad wadi]

on interchange? no where

get in and get out

[surreal moth]

or get in, go second, camp the whole raid

[glad wadi]

someone show this guy the LEDX on tutorial

??ledx

[nova niche]

Geon u dont keep loot anymore

[glad wadi]

what the flip

[nova niche]

U get a stock gift after tutorial

[surreal moth]

this is severely not what you should be thinking about as a brand new player

[glad wadi]

also buy unheard before you play for extra buffs

[nova niche]

As a new player you should focus on basic controls and survival

Rather than focusing loot

[surreal moth]

ya because if you don’t live, and know how to find an exvil, control a bleed, etc. you’re not keeping any of your loot

[barren tapir]

Nah learn every item so u can min max 👍

[surreal moth]

what

[barren tapir]

Idk someone said that they should focus on basic things as a new player

And I said nah money

🤑

[vivid gulch]

Bro wassup wit this cant verify client version stuff?

[surreal moth]

ask in #community-support

and check pins

🤷🏼‍♀️

[round musk]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
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[unique agate]

focus on money

always need more roubles

rouble number go up->you happy

[barren tapir]

We like big numbers

[tranquil coral]

dont event need it

even if u die on tutorial you still get the ledx

[barren tapir]

Ultra medical is such an easy way to get more FIR leddys

Nobody hits it either

[tranquil coral]

ive only opened necruspharm, got like 7 ledxs out of 11 uses or something

[deep rose]

scav on inter it's me <----

[chilly dragon]

SMH don't send people to pay for outdated maps

[deep rose]

send me a message

[edgy jungle]

Ye

[sharp sandal]

hello chat

[gaunt kettle]

anyone use a TP link here?

[frigid leaf]

[sacred saddle]

not recommended for any pvp games, ideally you want a direct wired connection

Desync here can be pretty bad at the best of times lol

[surreal moth]

i know you guys hate them, and they’re basically stolen from you (or other creators) and they’re outdated and poorly managed, but the fact is on a second screen they are the cleanest and easiest to operate and read. you can remove a lot of clutter and just see the map, and extracts. i’m sure some wiki maps have this somehow, but it’s harder to find, harder to pull up, and just not as click and go and mapgenie is. i desperately tried to use the wiki when i started and i couldn’t do it, it’s why i went to mapgenie. simplified one aspect of a very overwhelming game

[sand pendant]

idk, maps just arent really needed after your first 1k hours imo

[eternal nebula]

how long until the event ends

[glad wadi]

like tomorrow

[eternal nebula]

cheers bro

[sand pendant]

shame i missed the boss event on reserve, that looked like a lot of fun

[gaunt kettle]

not possible

im wondering if the tp link could be causing an issue in arena

im not able to select a region and for some reason every region shows as 999 ping

[sand pendant]

tp link is that mobile data thing right?

yeeaaah, id just steer clear of online multiplayer in general with something like that

[gaunt kettle]

no its a wifi extender, its plugged into the wall and you can use an ethernet cable along with it

[sacred saddle]

tp link is usually an extender of some kind, can be wireless or the plug socket thing

[sand pendant]

if its just an extender then idk

[sacred saddle]

it itself is likely not causing you many issues unless you're seeing the same problems elsewhere, but all it really is likely doing is adding slightly more latency

[sand pendant]

i used something similar back in the day before i switched to lan and had no issues

[sacred saddle]

I wouldn't worry too much about that part if its not causing problems elsewhere, tarkov provides plenty of its own lol

[gaunt kettle]

#screenshots

[sacred saddle]

I also prefer genie lol, way easier to read

[surreal moth]

ya i know many who share the same sentiment

[sand pendant]

i actually prefer the 3d maps from the wiki

[sacred saddle]

Wiki guys wont like it but fuck those maps lol

[sand pendant]

ik im in the minority here

[gaunt kettle]

its so annoying, because of this issue im put into euro servers more times than not and my ping is 100+

[rustic wave]

guys i cannot get into the raid, the raid started 7 mins ago and i see my friends' stream they are playing it but im still not spawning it says preparing the game wtf?

[heady mist]

i also prefer the 3d maps

[tall citrus]

this info may interest anyone that makes bug reports:

"Requests are closed automatically 48 hours after the response from our side (if there is no response from the user). Even if the request has been closed, we can write in it if necessary."

[tranquil coral]

yeah, discovered this today

[surreal moth]

i mean realistically they shouldn’t get mad at sentiment like that and instead try to organize the wiki in a way it’s easier to find, setup, and read a map with the information YOU want. obviously that’s 10000x easier said than done. but it’s a very common critique I’ve heard

[tranquil coral]

they take their sweet time to answer but then they close it after 48 hours if you dont reply

[sand pendant]

doesnt help that all the maps are at the bottom of the wiki page

[sacred saddle]

Realistically they shouldn't but the wiki guys i've seen and the way they interact with people here who have any form of criticism seems far from objective lol. Got that Tyrael type tarkov attitude, i am hesitant to interact with them at any point lol

[sand pendant]

been that way for years, but do something against that i guess

[tall citrus]

if they say "We are currently investigating this issue and will inform you when we have more information." apparently they can still write into closed tickets. dont know if they do tho lol

[sacred saddle]

nah i just avoid talking to or about them and that way dont get overmoderated

[crimson prism]

i just hit labs for the first time and walk out with 3 mil :D

[sand pendant]

holy beginners luck

[crimson prism]

i hit violet, green, black and red

[surreal moth]

well a LOT of what people say comes from pure ignorance, and they may say that very thing about what i’ve just said.

they have to accept that 90% of users are power users who read every page and understand all the intricacies of the wiki let alone the challenges and time gone into building it. HOWEVER they should also know the wiki should be built and organized for those same 90% of users who are “dumb” and don’t want to take the time to figure out how to click through a website just to play a game

[sand pendant]

did nobody contest you?

[crimson prism]

and armory but it sucked

[sand pendant]

normally youd have to clear the lobby to open all those

[tall citrus]

if people dont spawn on that side of labs they generally wont even go there unless theyre looking for pvp

they can just assume its looted

[sharp sandal]

As much as most issues with the wiki are either content that came out minutes-hours prior, honestly, most issues with the wiki are resolved by just reading the page.

[crimson prism]

nl 545 my beloved

[sand pendant]

^

[sharp sandal]

That being said, wiki people can be mean

[sand pendant]

if i spawn south side i just loot black, green, resi, check blue and dip

take the W, not worth trying to clear the whole lobby

[tall citrus]

theyre just being concise

[sharp sandal]

Thats true

Again, nothing against the wiki folks

They do a good job

[sacred saddle]

Oh i've got zero issues with the wiki, other than not particularly enjoying the maps they decided on. I was just talking about their actual interactions with people in here lol.

[crimson prism]

especially with only 130 hours

[tall citrus]

i dont blame them considering theyre doing it for free and dont want to waste their time

[sharp sandal]

((i dont disagree, most cases i agree lol))

[sand pendant]

i have like 1.5k last i checked and i still suck at labs

[sharp sandal]

they can be condescending sometimes, but i also get why because you could not pay me to do that wiki shit.

[sacred saddle]

Theres something about tarkov that just causes terrible, terrible attitudes lol. You see the arguments here all the time

[sharp sandal]

(you probs can but meh)

[sand pendant]

but i do usually survive if i avoid the cat area/ dont get the spawn on the top right of the map near red/violet

(i hate that spawn)

[crimson prism]

i got out with 3 minutes left cuz i got lost in the maintence tunnels💀

[tall citrus]

i learned off the 2d maps. theyre not as cluttered

[sand pendant]

stairs on top left also suck

all other spawns on labs are usually fine

[tall citrus]

got a folder of 2d maps, most probably outdated lol

[crimson prism]

i spawned like in that corridor where you turn on main elevator

[sacred saddle]

Yup, i mostly just used them when i first came back to the game after 1.0 to help me figure out where i was and where the exits were lol

[sand pendant]

decent spawn, you can go and contest residential pretty fast from there

[crimson prism]

i hit violet then red and hid inside red for a bit to let it all calm down, idk if everyone died or something because all i could find were scav raiders

[sand pendant]

i usually rush the residential stairs from that one

[sacred saddle]

But its nice to also have select things pointed out like potential ammo spawns/rares/keys etc

[crimson prism]

aint complainin tho lol

[sand pendant]

oh nvm you said main ele

thought you meant cargo lol

yeah, that one is meh

youre just kinda late to the party on cat with that one

[surreal moth]

yeah most people’s issues are, it’s why they’re so frustrated and seem so aggressive in chat. like read for 0.5 seconds more and you’ll find the information you’re looking for.

[crimson prism]

lol

[surreal moth]

gunsmith is always a classic

[tall citrus]

when spawns get changed the interactable maps are quickly updated too

[crimson prism]

if your talking about the quest it makes me cry T^T

[sand pendant]

i always did gunsmith from scratch, i like building guns

[sacred saddle]

What i've noticed is in a lot of cases the people aren't originally aggressive, they'll ask a casual question about something (Which i'd argue is what a lot of people use game specific discords for) and people react like they've spat in their succulent chinese meal. They respond in a less than pleasant manner and that triggers the original person and it turns into a whole thing from there lol

Its like people forget that not everyone knows every facet of everything, so what seems like a dumb question isn't always, and get oddly spiteful about it

[crimson prism]

its fun but i was missing one detail for like 20 minutes and i was going insane cuz i was trying to figure our ergo

the sks one

[surreal moth]

i’m not excusing their behavior, however, I don’t really care either. Is their personality. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I have no animosity towards them

[sand pendant]

tarkov discord moment

[sacred saddle]

Neither do i, i just expect better from "positions of power" y'know?

[sand pendant]

though chat has been way more civilized these past 2 days than im used to

[surreal moth]

fuck you

[sacred saddle]

on a weekend? unheard of 😂

[crimson prism]

i can change that

[arctic osprey]

haha got my first MSGL from a player

and all his short fuse nade

[silk prairie]

arent those like 100k+ each

[sacred saddle]

oh i bet that upset him

[sand pendant]

never seen a real msgl

[smoky breach]

Banana

[sacred saddle]

takes ages to stock up on that ammo lol

[crimson prism]

he sold communist made bullets to fascists

[arctic osprey]

haha yeah he whiffed like 2 shots on me too

[sand pendant]

laby runs best source of the good nades as dumb as it sounds

[silk prairie]

the gl is safer with you

[sand pendant]

should find atleast 2-3 good nades on laby every raid

sometimes more

[sacred saddle]

I must be checking the wrong spots, or filling up on everything else lol, i cant specifically remeember grabbing a meaningful amount of gl ammo there

[arctic osprey]

yep it can sit on my wall and decorate my profile lol

tbh i prefer an AK-12 or AK-308 with an UBGL anyway

and vogs are everywhere

[sand pendant]

theyre everywhere but i always find 1-2 on the emp nuke area in the middle

[sacred saddle]

But then i usually just do the normal kecard route. Violet/red > black > Yellow > The armoury key > exit

[crimson prism]

ive been grinding my ass off cuz i want to unlock hybrid ammo for the spear so bad

[sand pendant]

not worth it

[sacred saddle]

Ah that'll be it i try to avoid the middle lol

[sand pendant]

12 dollars a pop and the questline is awful

[crimson prism]

its just my favorite gun honestly lol

[vital sail]

better off just opening red bro

[sand pendant]

i did it on pve once and ill never do it on pvp

fuck that shit

[arctic osprey]

the middle is where all the best loot is at

[sand pendant]

lk questline is straight ass

[arctic osprey]

that one woods pmc kill task

is so fucking bad

[cyan sluice]

should be nerfed to be dogshit like it is irl

[sand pendant]

dont forget trouble in the big city

[lyric narwhal]

?codes

[vital sail]

what should

??codes

[reef condor]

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[sand pendant]

if you hate streets as much as i do, this task is pure pain

[lyric narwhal]

ty

[crimson prism]

i had the worst luck in red man i got like one box of m995 and m993 and then nothin else

[cyan sluice]

the spear

[vital sail]

Why

Not many people are running it anywya

[arctic osprey]

thats the streets pmc kill one, yeah? i dont mind that, theres lots of good pvp to be had on that map

[sand pendant]

the spawns are lowkey worse than lighthouse

[arctic osprey]

naaaaah

not even close

[sand pendant]

i know, hot take, but ill die on that hill

[arctic osprey]

lol

[cyan sluice]

super heavy ammo sucks less accurate than standard 308 platforms and its overall disliked by nearly everyone thats actually used one

[crimson prism]

i got so lucky i spawned right next to streets transit to labs

[vital sail]

in game?

[cyan sluice]

in real life

[crimson prism]

i love it, its so sexy

[vital sail]

Who cares about real life bro

[sacred saddle]

But you do find plenty of pre-built spears to use laying around, its not so bad

[vital sail]

Spear looks cool as shit

it should be good

[silk prairie]

because they get thrown away by cultists

[sacred saddle]

😂

[sand pendant]

still has good effect on target, and flies pretty fast for its weight

yeah, the recoil is ass, that much is true

and the gun sucks IRL

[warped canyon]

change all guns to blicky ammo

[crimson prism]

its good it just has such a hefty price tag it aint worth it

[silk prairie]

with 25 damage

[arctic osprey]

spear seems like such a weird choice for a military thats been primarily focused on COIN when it actually has to deploy troops in any large amounts

[tall bridge]

I forgot how much this game punishes lower geared players

[vital sail]

Not really

[tall bridge]

Should just make flea open at all levels

[vital sail]

You only need high tier amm

[crimson prism]

NO

[sand pendant]

for one the barrel wears out so fast on the spear IRL and you desperately need the suppressor for the recoil to not be complete dogshit

[tall bridge]

lol I can’t buy a damn sight and yeah I don’t even want to talk about the shit ammo I’m using

Can’t even kill a damn scav

[vital sail]

Mfs are running naked on labs. Killing them aint even worth the bullests

[barren tapir]

They should lower the scope lvl requirement on flea tho

40 is a lil high 30 is good imo

[crimson prism]

yeah

[cyan sluice]

then use a melee weapon @vital sail get that achievement

[tall bridge]

It’s 40? Idk if I can play this shit anymore lmao

[arctic osprey]

like its ammo is designed for fighting peer equipped soldiers when they keep getting into fights with insurgents with old ass AK's and no body armor, and its got a whole ton of logistical issues because of it

[crimson prism]

i find the no suppressor to be just fine

[vital sail]

uh huh

[barren tapir]

To buy a voodoo or a razor it’s lvl 40

[sand pendant]

the m4 was just fine, i dont think anyone complained about it

[vital sail]

Tac 30 is lv35 tho

[barren tapir]

U can do barters sure but man lvl40 to buy of flea is wild

[vital sail]

and its a nice scope

[barren tapir]

Tac 30 is a scope you use because u have to

[silk prairie]

only lvl35

[tall bridge]

And isn’t leveling way harder now?

[barren tapir]

Big ahh red ring

[vital sail]

Not really big of a problem

[sand pendant]

m855a1 and m995 IRL are very effective against body armor aswell, so their main argument being "we need something that pierces armor" was straight up bull

[barren tapir]

Na but getting good xp is easy

[vital sail]

I like it

[arctic osprey]

yeah i think i saw something about the marines upgrading to (basically) an upgraded hk416 instead of the spear

[sand pendant]

*416

[arctic osprey]

beatcha to it

[barren tapir]

I curse you to accidentally bringing a tac 30 into a night raid

[sand pendant]

yeah, 416 is just a gucci m4

[sacred saddle]

even the people in power in militaries can fall for the rule of cool. Add that to a lowest bidder kind of situation and boom. Spear.

[sand pendant]

and i love the 416 in terms of aesthetics

[quiet jungle]

🤣🤣

[vital sail]

I did without knowing it would just be a huge ass bright spot and nothing would be visible

[crimson prism]

if i recal it was for better pen at range, because 556 drops at range quite a bit, thats why the spear was designed to be a battle rifle

[arctic osprey]

yeah this is what the marines are upgrading to: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M27_Infantry_Automatic_Rifle

[vital sail]

I just removed it and went on with ironsights

[arctic osprey]

556 derivative of hk416

[barren tapir]

Ts so ahh man LOL

[cyan sluice]

yeah some good exp went from 61 to almost 63 on pve for this event

[barren tapir]

Lvl 35 and u can only buy a tac 30

[sand pendant]

yeah, bundeswehr also recently upgraded to hk416s instead of their g36s

[barren tapir]

I’m punching the air

[cyan sluice]

im just waiting for the FN minimi

[sand pendant]

416 is just a proven, well made gun

[sand pendant]

I NEED IT

[vital sail]

You dont got 10 razors rotting on your stash?

[cyan sluice]

i want a galil in the game as well

[sand pendant]

5.56 variant first, add 7.62 minimi after

[barren tapir]

Nah I love that sight sm I rock it on everything

[cyan sluice]

a gen 2 galil ace MMMMMMM

or give me the ace 53

[crimson prism]

give me a lahti

[sand pendant]

minimi on factory would go HARD

[crimson prism]

i want to turn people to mist

[barren tapir]

Voodoos r cool and all but the razor so clean mmm

[cyan sluice]

as a factory main i concur

[vital sail]

Vuduu looks cooler imo

That little thing sticking out

[crimson prism]

that event not feeling so good i bet...

[sand pendant]

i dont dig the rose gold of the razor

[vital sail]

but razors sight is much cleaner

[craggy venture]

Eotech 1X are better

And delta point 🤤

[sand pendant]

if razors were black id run em over the vudu any day of the week

[barren tapir]

I like the outer look better I’ll give it that but man the sight on the razor GAH DAMN

[vital sail]

I like the batman holographic

[barren tapir]

I can’t do 1xs idk what it is but I just feel way more comfortable and confident with a zoom

[sand pendant]

realistically i just run tangos, cuz theyre dirt cheap

[barren tapir]

Straight up crutchin it

[sand pendant]

and do the same thing as a vudu or razor

[barren tapir]

No shame

[craggy venture]

I lowk can’t use zoom anymore

Labs main tradition

[vital sail]

i dont like having scopes in cqb

[craggy venture]

🤤🤤

[tall bridge]

25 percent survival rate. Gimme a refund Nikita

[barren tapir]

Even in labs I would use a scope I can see why u wouldn’t tho

[arctic osprey]

so apparently the m27 IAR is actually a SAW originally intended to replace the m249, but the marines liked it so much they're making it the standard service rifle lol. its basically a hk416 with heavier barrel for sustained fire

[barren tapir]

But I’m tapping that mf rat sitting in dark offices from afar

[craggy venture]

I’m a movement player

That’s why

[barren tapir]

I am too

[craggy venture]

I don’t crossmap people or sit in corners

[vital sail]

I like getting into peoples personal space

[barren tapir]

I don’t sit in corners but doesn’t mean others don’t

[craggy venture]

But the ergo you can’t ads that quick

[crimson prism]

the most marine shit ive ever hear

[silk prairie]

get this guy a job at blizzard

[craggy venture]

Now they do

[vital sail]

getting them out of their lil bubble yknow? Helping them socialize

[sand pendant]

but yeah, sig spear IRL, not that good

[craggy venture]

I actually came across crabbers and corner campers all day

[barren tapir]

The amount of professional statues in this game is nuts

[sand pendant]

also heard the lancer mags are a pile of shit

[craggy venture]

Only one guy whose wkeying

[sand pendant]

what id do for the magpul 25-rounders

[nova niche]

SPEAR is a setpiece

Not good

[barren tapir]

late wipe and we are crabbing 🥀

[craggy venture]

Even with hybrid is ass

[barren tapir]

What are we doing

[craggy venture]

That’s 99% of the labs lobby

Like I cba lemme find a clip

[barren tapir]

Factory had the same issue this weekend when I was doing the event

Thank GOD for alytns

[sand pendant]

Nikita, give me the Magpul-25-round PMAG and my life is yours

[craggy venture]

Check #videos

[arctic osprey]

vudu on a geiss mount is -11.7 evoergo worse than an SRO. replacing an SRO with one takes a .49 ADS to .55s

[sand pendant]

(fr, it exists IRL and i need a 25-round option that isnt ugly ass FDE)

[barren tapir]

Nah labs is people afraid to lose their gear and people who just immediately hit keys to fill their ass with money

[craggy venture]

Icl the riser makes it off

[nova niche]

shrimply use an AK-74N with the OKP-7 dovetail

[barren tapir]

Ts sad to see

[nova niche]

All you need

[crimson prism]

YOU CAN GO NEGATIVE?

[cyan sluice]

naw ive been loving it

[craggy venture]

I just run around for fun but no one is like being not afraid to fight

[vagrant sequoia]

https://x.com/nikgeneburn/status/2051323441345618032

Nikita Buyanov (@nikgeneburn)

i can feel that TarkovTV is coming..

X · May 4, 2026, 3:29 PM

[silk prairie]

isnt evoergo no longer a thing

[vagrant sequoia]

[sand pendant]

poggers

icebreaker around the corner

[nova niche]

Just to announce icebreaker to Q4

[arctic osprey]

so use the nightforce, thats only 2.9 evoergo worse than geiss

[crimson prism]

[sharp sandal]

yay

Cant wait for Icebreaker in Late July (December 15th)

[craggy venture]

I’d rather stick with eotech its preference sometimes

[arctic osprey]

yes and no. you can technically go below 0 evoergo, but it has the same effect as being at 0 evoergo

[tall bridge]

What guns should I be buying and using with lvl 1 traders

[arctic osprey]

no, it still exists

[sand pendant]

jokes on you, I already did (drip rules)

[crimson prism]

Ah

[arctic osprey]

yeah fair, but other than preference i dont really see a reason NOT to use them

[cyan sluice]

i have max endurance strength vitality and stress and i am 6 levels away from elite health with zero ability to gain more exp for it this needs fixed

[sand pendant]

weeklies

[arctic osprey]

like if your issue is the height over bore, a nightforce mount is lower than an SRO

[cyan sluice]

i shouldnt need weeklies to elite a skill lol

[sand pendant]

but yeah, skill system is like my #1 gripe with the game rn

everything else is fine atm

[cyan sluice]

they removed metabolism from leveling health several wipes ago and havent given the exp gain for health from it to anything else

well

[arctic osprey]

i dont really have a number one gripe, theres just so many little things that arent a big issue individually, but collectively they piss me off

[cyan sluice]

intellect elite skill also does not work

[sand pendant]

1.0 btw

[cyan sluice]

I WAS PROMISED AN AMMO COUNTER FOR MY GRINDING NIKITA WHERE IS MY AMMO COUNTER! lol

[barren tapir]

Res unit is so bad for rat but that one kill u got with that voodoo is the sole reason why I still run them even on labs and factory

Aslong as ergo in the blue it’s still snappy

[craggy venture]

The ace stock is good

[surreal moth]

i want tarky tv!!

[barren tapir]

But man that 3rd guy fumbled so bad

Bro actually just watched his homies die

[craggy venture]

He killed my homie in Rez and my homie in server

I’m egoing these bitches

[barren tapir]

So they stayed still the entire time 🥀

[arctic osprey]

also its really good for checking for rats outside black from red room

[snow urchin]

i just saw a new tarkov cheat that lets you complete quests before you have them unlocked

[barren tapir]

Yea out of all the places in labs r the most ratted its gotta be res unit

[craggy venture]

I survived to a guy with ks23 flash close range

[craggy venture]

I’ve been killed by mfs crabbing in double black stairs

[sacred saddle]

Report it, could be a good way to get rid of cheaters, thats bound to be very easy to find the people using it lol

[snow urchin]

how am i supposed to report it

[barren tapir]

I’m so glad they added the automatic lights tho it’s so useful for flushing out rats

[snow urchin]

i just saw it on tiktok

[barren tapir]

I wish they did more like if u sit still too long ur guy starts coughing or sneezing or something

[craggy venture]

I also hate people who use flashlights for every fight

[barren tapir]

Something to get people moving again

[sacred saddle]

Get in touch with modmail with the link/name of the service.

[craggy venture]

Icl

[sacred saddle]

They should have a proper channel to pass these things by via

[craggy venture]

Like in the dark is reasonable but for fights 24/7

[barren tapir]

Flashlights r annoying i remember the IR laser but when labyrinth came out

People were abusing that all the time

The actual sun is what you’d see

[craggy venture]

Looking in front of the laser typa thing

Annoying to fight against looks cool on thumbnail

[barren tapir]

What how the tip of the gun is red?

[craggy venture]

Blue red green lasers

[barren tapir]

Oh I thought u meant when the bug was still active

I’m a blue laser fan personally

[craggy venture]

I like all

It’s just I don’t utilise lasers

A lot I just keep it

The state of labs is kinda bad rn

[barren tapir]

Wym u don’t leave them on 24/7

Lowkey get the good PvP on factory while the event is up then go back to labs

Better gear imo

I’ve gotten way more alytns and rhyst out of it

Plus with how aggro scavs r it forces people to move or atleast give u audio q’s

[tall citrus]

the curse of perception is peaking over the hill at me

40/51

[craggy venture]

I’m planning to make a tage and I work too so

It’s lowk difficult

[barren tapir]

Well truth be told u rnt missing too much game is hella stale even with the event

Even lvl 20 Timmies are shooting 995

It’s easier than ever to get good gear and ammo

I’m spamming reserve rn to try to get blackout ap and the amount of crabs is honestly probs worse than labs

People hear one noise and stop moving

[surreal moth]

it’s a strat

[acoustic otter]

snow in may 🥀 absolute despair rn

[silent hemlock]

i collect m855 from the trash piles on streets

[hollow citrus]

Why does the RPG do no damage at all now?

[nova niche]

Hahah

[hollow citrus]

Just shot a dude right below the feet and it didnt kill him

[silent hemlock]

have you tried holding it backwards

[hollow citrus]

Youre so funny.

[silent hemlock]

the blast usually kills me instead of what i'm trying to shoot

[jade copper]

Me fr

[acoustic otter]

have u seen snow

[vital sail]

team killer

[dusk crater]

Can anyone give me 5 bucks so i can buy tarkov

[arctic osprey]

do what everyone else does and sell pics of your feet

[vital sail]

give me 5 bucks to gamble and ill give back 10

[glad wadi]

When tarkov tv

[vagrant nova]

sorry

[vital sail]

"haha bro. give me all of your bitcoins or i will kill you"

you werent sorry

[surreal moth]

what hell do you live in

[vagrant nova]

bro is defaming me for no reason

[vital sail]

i have a reason

you cursed me\

[vagrant nova]

u dont

[vital sail]

ive only been fighting teams today for some reason

before playing with you it was mostly solos

[arctic osprey]

its mid winter here and i needed to open a window the other day because it was getting too hot inside

[vagrant nova]

ur goated tho

you can take on teams

[vital sail]

ayo

[vagrant nova]

bruh

[vital sail]

i lowkey need to do like 3 labrys tho

300k xp till lvl 40

[vagrant nova]

i can take on like 5 guys at once

shit is nothing to me

[vital sail]

of course you can

[vagrant nova]

dont make it weird cuh

[vagrant nova]

u got this

[arctic osprey]

thats 10 factory raids rn

[vital sail]

man

[chilly dragon]

You're acting like we don't have interactive maps for years?
https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Special:AllMaps

[arctic osprey]

factory xp is cookin

[vital sail]

yeah im not playing factory 10 times bro

[barren tapir]

Oh that’s down bad 😭🙏

[spice mango]

https://x.com/tarkov/status/2051331023300862222

[arctic osprey]

probably faster an easier than 3 labrys runs

[spice mango]

icebreaker

[vital sail]

id rather fight against a full team on labrys then to play 1 raid of factory

[arctic osprey]

why? this event fun as fuck

[surreal moth]

”i’m sure some wiki maps have this somehow, but it’s harder to find, harder to pull up, and just not as click and go and mapgenie is.”

[edgy yarrow]

Can anyone help on me on customs

[chilly dragon]

That's just not true tho

It's easy to find, easy to use and free

[vagrant nova]

they increased the daily transfer limit for Ryzhy owners

finally 🗣️🔥

[acoustic otter]

the absolute heaven of norway

[nova niche]

You’re just wishing

[acoustic otter]

uve never seen snow

[vital sail]

weight doesnt matter for ergo anymore right

[acoustic otter]

i take back the part about despair, i love the snow

[smoky folio]

is there a ticket bot

[surreal moth]

i was a real world tester for this, it’s the entire reason i went to mapgenie. cause i had difficulty with it on the wiki, or didn’t like it, and so i went to a platform i believed operated better. i know several people who’ve done and still do the same. ya it’s largely opinion based but a newcomer is going to have a vastly different view than that of yourself

[acoustic otter]

#discord-mod-mail

[woven fjord]

so northern norway?

[smoky folio]

thanks, your awesome for that

[surreal moth]

sounds like heaven, i’m coming over. get the glupenfurgers ready or whatever you eat

[acoustic otter]

no west

wtf is a glupenfurgers 😭

[surreal moth]

idk just came up with random name

[woven fjord]

basically the south then?

or SW or whatever

[chilly dragon]

You're entitled to your own opinion but saying wiki is difficult to find and/or use is just bs imo

[acoustic otter]

yea basically, depends how u divide it up

[arctic osprey]

icebreaker looks cool as shit

[fresh leaf]

icebreaker looks hella cool

[tacit wind]

Is this a new map?

[silk prairie]

icebreaker looks lame and i hate everything

[surreal moth]

okay?

[fading fjord]

is it out

[nova niche]

Im from Ohio ive seen snow

[arctic osprey]

yeah, new map on the way. there'll be a big event

[foggy sparrow]

Poop in your pants

[median lion]

Reminds me of the Killing Floor map. Nice. Is it for Arena?

[foggy sparrow]

Pls

[woven fjord]

i think the genie maps look better and they go into way more depth when it comes to loot spawns but the fact that the wiki is free is a big plus

[past horizon]

Icebreaker still PCE?

[surreal moth]

Ohio 😂 ✋🏻

[past horizon]

PVE?

[silk prairie]

done

[vital sail]

can i say something immature

[acoustic otter]

thats crazy, ohio like the memes

[halcyon schooner]

aura monster

[green vessel]

Is the new map for arena?

[foggy sparrow]

Thanks man

[nova niche]

You all are so weird

[deep dirge]

Any news on when icebreaker drops ?

[nova niche]

Wait is that Waffle House?

[halcyon schooner]

🪬

[fading fjord]

tarkovhelper was good til they try make you pay

[vital sail]

is that eye of rah

[halcyon schooner]

idk

[surreal moth]

i’ve been to waffle house a couple times in tecas

[silk prairie]

mapgenie does that too

[nova niche]

tecas

[vital sail]

never been to a waffle house

do they make waffles or pancakes

[halcyon schooner]

🤫

[surreal moth]

you made me giggle in the sauna now everyone thinks i’m weird

[green vessel]

Icebreaker map for arena?

[acoustic otter]

lowkey just realized u cant say ure from ohio on the internet without being bombarded kinda funny

[past horizon]

Wh is fire

[nova niche]

Its like being from Finland

[woven fjord]

you are sitting with your phone out in the sauna?

[vital sail]

vinland

[acoustic otter]

im not familiar w that

[surreal moth]

yeah ? it works for like 10-15 min before it stops due to heat

[nova niche]

Finland isnt real

[naive drift]

Anyone else getting this weird quest from prapor? he keeps asking for toilet paper

[past horizon]

they make all star special

[silk prairie]

your phone battery loves you

[nova niche]

Go google the joke

[naive drift]

why does prapor need so much toilet paper

[surreal moth]

it’s 190 degrees in here

[silk prairie]

excuse me isnt that over boiling

[surreal moth]

i’ve never heard of that joke

[naive drift]

prapor shittin up a storm

[surreal moth]

and i’m kinda chronically on tiktok

[green vessel]

Taco Bell

[naive drift]

and why does prapor keep asking me to hook him up with therapist?

[woven fjord]

thats weird as hell, youre probably sitting in like 30 celsius

[naive drift]

how do I do that?

[surreal moth]

190 degrees

[surreal moth]

87 celsius

[woven fjord]

disrespectfully i dont believe it

[nimble sun]

Icebreaker

[surreal moth]

okay?

[past horizon]

bro lives on my cpu \

[surreal moth]

most saunas are like 180-200

[acoustic otter]

ive never been there tbf, so in my reality it hasnt spawned in yet

[wise radish]

yeah my phone has stopped working in the sauna too

pretty normal, i just leave it outside.

[acoustic otter]

they should make heat resistant phones

[surreal moth]

i use it for a couple minutes then set it oursite it starts getting hot on my hands

[wise radish]

heat resistant batterry, more like.

[woven fjord]

i dont want it getting water damage either

[nova niche]

The joke is basically they have so little population, that in the global population count they make up like less than 1% or smth, and if you take the general incorrectness of the count being around 1%, finland could technically not exist

[surreal moth]

these things are very water resistant, i wash it in the sink frequently

[acoustic otter]

they have same population as norway 🥀

[nova niche]

Yeah but the joke was made about finland not you

Cuz your country means nothing

[acoustic otter]

what the hell man

[surreal moth]

idiot norway

[woven fjord]

thats crazy

[nova niche]

[acoustic otter]

we got oil

back off

[nova niche]

Ok

You also have you

So its a loss

[surreal moth]

🇳🇴 👎🏻

[acoustic otter]

im a 1.5 multiplier wdym

[nova niche]

Waitnvm

[nimble sand]

i cant do psycho sniper need a tactics

[nova niche]

Norway is cool they have @frail pivot

Hes cool

Hes also too tall but hes cool

[acoustic otter]

how tall is he

[nova niche]

Almost 7 foot or sum shit

[acoustic otter]

ye wtf is a foot gang

[trail gulch]

I heard Norway doesn’t have any migrants that must dope

[acoustic otter]

gimme a sec to translate on google

[frail pivot]

who have awaken the unwoken

[nova niche]

Im not doing your math

[nova niche]

Hiiii Rammmmm

[acoustic otter]

wrong

7 foot is 213 cm thats crazy

[unique hill]

icebreaker arena only?

[frail pivot]

I think your refeering to Finland

[nimble sun]

Icebreaker

[nova niche]

How tall are you again

EnTo wants to know

[frail pivot]

7 foot

[acoustic otter]

insane

[nova niche]

See

Hes big

[nimble sun]

Icebreaker

[nova niche]

Scary

[frail pivot]

or like, 209cm

so abit shorter then 7foot

[nova niche]

I was correct

W

[nimble sun]

Icebreaker

[acoustic otter]

so u should be playing basketball realistically

[frail pivot]

yes elmo, we are excited aswell

[vital sail]

can i get someone banned for being too young to play

[frail pivot]

did while in uni

[frail pivot]

good luck prooving it

[vital sail]

their voice enough?

[acoustic otter]

doubt it cuz i think any1 can play w parental supervision

[regal pelican]

when is wipe ı so boring

[frail pivot]

how is it sufficent evidence tough. I might have a piper voice

[nova niche]

If you mean from game, i doubt it will do anything

If you mean from discord, discord has its own TOS for age

[acoustic otter]

why do we wanna ban someone from the game to begin with

[frail pivot]

but, i have to go back to work. So enjoy ur evning pepz!

[nova niche]

Wait!

[woven fjord]

afaik there isnt an age requirement for tarkov

[frail pivot]

pettiness

[acoustic otter]

respect

[nova niche]

Have gud day

[frail pivot]

yes darling

awwww

❤️

[vital sail]

these 2 kids talking ingame just blew my legs off. killing them didnt even make me back the ammo i used. i want to harm them some other way

[nova niche]

Well

[frail pivot]

kill them

[acoustic otter]

so u got rolled

[nova niche]

If thats it

[frail pivot]

its a game where u can kill

[nova niche]

You are bad and you cant do anything

[vital sail]

in game or

[nova niche]

L bozo

[woven fjord]

"If the User is a minor (under 18 years of age) or is fully or partially legally incompetent under the legislation of the User’s country of residence, the User hereby confirms that they have received permission from their parents or legal representatives to conclude this Agreement in the manner prescribed by law."

[frail pivot]

ohhh i forgot im on discord.

YES INGAME; NOT IN REAL LIFE

[vital sail]

i killed them both but

ingame of course

[acoustic otter]

almost had pst at ur door there

[vital sail]

but thats not enough

[nova niche]

I think you’re just bad

Ngl

[frail pivot]

talked with them for 3 weeks ago

[acoustic otter]

gg

[nova niche]

What did u do this time

[acoustic otter]

just punch the table a few times then go next

[frail pivot]

filed a report for potential threathss... so yeah xD

#snitching

[tardy osprey]

isnt that the ship that is docked at the terminal visible on shoreline (the ice breaker leak)

[nova niche]

Go back to work!

[acoustic otter]

W snitch we need more of those in norway

[nova niche]

Talk later

[woven fjord]

pst or police?

[unique agate]

snitches get stitches

[frail pivot]

same sht

[nova niche]

Pst Gzh*

[acoustic otter]

get out

[frail pivot]

"insert pst pst pst pst meme"

[nova niche]

They hate me

[woven fjord]

if its the same as our pst then not really

[nova niche]

EFT Norway discord hates me too

[frail pivot]

not sure whats ur is. But anyway, i got to get back to programming in some old as sht

[acoustic otter]

cya man

[nova niche]

Just program it duh

[acoustic otter]

🤯

[nova niche]

Why arent u working rn ento