eft-chat

[trail wolf]

im going to spend tonight trying to get back into pvp, see if being a lvl 1 rat works out

[rotund brook]

Savior is one of the endings

[normal kindle]

good luck man, at least ground zero is the same

[jade tide]

no im pretty sure you can keep it, if not you have to get lightkeeper to get it back

[untold imp]

Im a rat at heart, and In my expereince these past 2-3 weeks, everyone knows our tricks at this point

[trail wolf]

GZ main incoming

[normal kindle]

real

[trail wolf]

im not a normal rat, i like hiding in plain sight lol

catch me standing behind a closed door with an impact

[jade tide]

keep it

[odd salmon]

does anyoen have the headphone chart table thing that shows all the stats

[trail wolf]

also too if anyone wants to team ever im usually always down. i dont know anyone who plays anymore

[jade tide]

the wiki does

[untold imp]

Gate 3 extract camping with a ready to go impact in hand is how i have completed Grenadier every time lmao

[jade tide]

bro knows the method

lol i do the same shit

[trail wolf]

its either that or pockets full of frags in interchange

[jade tide]

where does killa spawn on factory rn

[untold imp]

The in game hate mail Ive gotten over that shit is always good

[olive rivet]

I've been out of the loop for the several months what the hell happened to the voice channels in this server?

[jade tide]

i never get hate mail i wish bruh

[jade tide]

click show all channels on the drop down for this server

[jade tide]

if i got hate mail in this game id be encouraged to play it more

[trail wolf]

this warrants hate mail

[olive rivet]

I've had that on - so we just did away with the individual map VCs then?

[jade tide]

oh yeah i guess so

[jade tide]

lol

[olive rivet]

That seems... worse?

[normal kindle]

||tarkov does that sometimes||

[olive rivet]

Sad but true

This sets a bar for me though - it is literally putting extra steps in between me and playing the game they want me to play

[harsh shell]

the bot always fucked up thats why it got changed

[gaunt trellis]

Anyone know a good spot to find the Bear plush, i cant find it to save my life.. 40 raids nowhere to be found, tried caches, duffles labs nothing..

[normal kindle]

Small camp between Electrical and Emercom on interchange spawns a ton of 1x2 figures for me

maybe plushes spawn there too?

[cloud olive]

Best way to get usd for the fallen ending?

[mild viper]

Bear buddy my beloved

[mild viper]

Buy intel items off flea

Then sell them

[gaunt trellis]

Like i run labs and all i find are the stupid 1x2 figurines lmao

[mild viper]

Just unlucky

[gaunt trellis]

Is there a dedicated spot for the bear or no?

Like its my last item for kappa its so annoying lmao

[mild viper]

No

They arent tooo rare, sure youll find one soon

[gaunt trellis]

Surely...

I thought that aswell... here i am more then 40 raids later lmao

[tiny flame]

dont get a cavity guys

[gaunt trellis]

All i find is the stupid golden chicken

Just makes me think it couldve been the bear

[limpid willow]

Best map and loot area for propane tanks?

[tiny flame]

??sacrifice

christ whats the command 😭

??circle

[reef condor]

The cheapest confirmed circle recipes are all from Peacekeeper, here they are listed per trader level.
LL1 - 5 mp5's
LL2 - 2 MPX Suppressed #eft-chat message
LL3 - Flea dependent - G28 barter #eft-chat message (1 labs card)
LL4 - THOR IC armor⁠ #eft-chat message (1 sas drive) <- Prompts a 12 hour circle as per the soft armour price changes - do not use.

[glad wadi]

??sacrifice

[tiny flame]

shut up fatty

[gaunt trellis]

I been doing G28 all wipe aswell and nothing lmao

[glad wadi]

[gaunt trellis]

im hoping on a godsend from the scav case atp

[olive ravine]

Wow that new ADS animation in the ETS is CHEEEEEKS

[normal kindle]

and that's post hotfix they made

[olive ravine]

Yeah I mean holy that animation is straight cheeks

Walking in circles for "strategic combat" isn't realistic as it is, an ADS + Sprint delay isn't realistic, and then adding a permanent limp when you aim.... hooooollllllyyyyy CHEEEEKS

[north mural]

TuTuRu

[heady ocean]

@dementia

[novel citrus]

anyone know how many cleanup crew tend to spawn?

wondering how much ammo I need to bring in

[coral pasture]

250?

[royal sinew]

i just brought base and it worked

i also didnt 1v20 the guys tho

[restive shuttle]

Looking for a few more teams of duo for tournament. No fee to register and money for prizes.

Pve

[last girder]

they spawn in waves every 3-ish minutes. Like 12 or 15 at a time.

[keen mango]

@rotund brook How were the runs

[rancid comet]

How am I supposed to compete with 7k hour players

[surreal moth]

they are not good atm

[civic widget]

catching them unaware

otherwise, you don't

[rotund brook]

1pretty great

[nova niche]

Click head

[surreal moth]

unfortunately real

[rotund brook]

today has been less so

you can join if youd like

we are going streets 👍

Thats why theyre not going well^

[surreal moth]

kaban killed me

he used highground strats

[rotund brook]

kaban is a bitch

[surreal moth]

kaban plays fortnite confirmed ?

[rotund brook]

👍

[ionic ravine]

Anyone know why when selecting a server with 150 ping, I then get 300+ when entering the raid?

[fallen sage]

i feel so betrayed. i wiggled at a pmc as a scav, they wiggled back, then shot me when i turned

lmao

[trail wolf]

so a regular interaction? lol

[glad wadi]

W event

[keen mango]

That's good

[keen mango]

Uh I do not think my pc will ike it

[young cliff]

leg meta

[royal sinew]

pmcs going from locked in to braindead the moment i leave LOS so my teammate can get a free kill 🔥

TS8/Psycho sniper just not giving me pmcs

[cinder tiger]

Bro just pulled pkpm and 2 314s off fence for 2.5m total.... max fence is crazy

[tropic hearth]

my guy freiends are making me install darker and darker is it good

idk anything about it but it is a small game and free

[tropic hearth]

wow i didnt know pkpm is still obtainable

wait pkpm like the gun from btr driver or rb-pkpm

idk if the btr gun is called pkpm but its like pktm or smt like dat

[old grove]

It's okay

turn based combat game with pve, you bait, attack, bait attack till you clear modules then fighting other players is gambling on who's spent more money on their kit

[tropic hearth]

oh okay i was just curious cause i read this out loud and the moment i said 'turn based' everyone was like 'nonononononon nonono its like tarkov'

ill figure it out 🫡

[old grove]

the pve definitely is

you don't just swing at them and let them hit you

you walk up to them, bait their swing and hit them whilst it's on cooldown

initiative based combat I guess not turn based

[novel citrus]

Do the waves stop or is it just every 3ish mins until time is out

[tropic hearth]

ohh i didnt know there was a pve mode that's cool

omg im so sad the one time i didn't bring like full body armour i run a hexgrid with lvl 6 and tagilla shot me in the neck afuaihadufauhahafhaahgahgahgagaga

[rotund brook]

@surreal moth ???

[lusty moat]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26 (arena code)

[barren tapir]

[surreal moth]

BAD

[north mural]

how do these clean crew work when u kill the last guy thats a direct trigger that spawns the next wave ?

i chased the last one down killed em and turned to run to a door and got tapped right away by somebody who didnt exist 2 seconds ago bcuz i cleared it b4 chasing the guy down lol most stupid shit i ever seen

[royal sinew]

lmao did TS8 by accident while swiping card for story that works

[mild viper]

Good.

[faint iris]

did the weight system get changed recently? my character feels alot more sluggish at 40-50kg now

[jade tide]

is anyone elses game just crashing on factory?

is nvidia dlss still busted?

[lofty jolt]

yeah if you go to therapist and click services, it will show you your pmcs BMI

They expanded on the strength and endurance skills

to give a better indicator on cardio n stuff

it's very cool tbf

[cinder tiger]

Markeds

[lofty jolt]

but it's sorta annoying cause if you get mismatched leveling it'll fuck you

[tribal kayak]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26 (arena code)

[void ridge]

There was a cheater in my game that went though the wall and was speed hacking, I have a clip and his name is their any way to report him?

[normal kindle]

idk, i have balanced on K and it works fine

[keen mango]

Only from in game

[radiant pier]

Hello fellow tarkov chuds

[barren tapir]

Can’t gif

Heard that

I get why but damnit

[harsh shell]

67

[jade tide]

i usually use K too

[pliant pike]

does anyone know what the tarcoin is

[barren tapir]

Probably something for icebreaker I’m holding onto mine and stacking them up

[sweet spruce]

looking for group came back after years

[barren tapir]

#lfg-info

[fallen sage]

im so confused how signal flare areas work, i used a flare and i still got shot by sniper scav

[keen mango]

#eft-chat message

[barren tapir]

So can streamers pick any item they want to put into the game as their items

[keen mango]

I'm not sure tbh

But I do know

TIg's splint has a qr code on it

That leads to his twitch

[barren tapir]

Yea but like when bsg went to tigz and was like we r giving u a streamer item

Was he like ight bet I want a splint or can they do anything they want

[rotund brook]

cody can i kidnap you to be my duo

[barren tapir]

I hate that mf dumbbell tho ong

[keen mango]

I'm with my cousin rn

[rotund brook]

hmmmmmm

[keen mango]

How long are you on for

[rotund brook]

idk. i have nothing to do today except house work so its just vibes

[keen mango]

I'll prob be on in like 3 hours?

[rotund brook]

hmmmmm

im thinking im thinking

ok im done thinking im not good at that

[keen mango]

Same

[old grove]

No the enemies you fight in the rooms are ai that's pve mixed with pvp

[silent hemlock]

67

[modern minnow]

I just managed to kill partizan yesterday yay first boss kill

[royal sinew]

oh okay first time psycho sniper

no retries 😄

[royal sinew]

fuck that quest its so annoying i want to be done with bolties

[royal sinew]

i need a break from em man 😭

[modern minnow]

But without getting my limbs fractured forcing me to extract

[royal sinew]

boy out here speaking hyroglyphs

[royal sinew]

what 2nd story do i complete for kerman

only need 2 this time

[modern minnow]

Bruh he was at reshalas spawn lol I thought i was killing reshala ended up I killed partizan

[smoky breach]

rip

[royal sinew]

partisan the ultimate larper

"oh i kill rats"
Doesnt kill rats

proceeds to be a rat and fake people out

fuckass boss 🥀

[modern minnow]

I think I did kill his guards tho

[wise geode]

nice

[royal sinew]

then he's hiding

[wise geode]

next time

yeah

[barren tapir]

[rotund brook]

meow what if i kidnapped you to be my duo

[silent hemlock]

i can't play anything atm

[rotund brook]

no its okay

[barren tapir]

[silent hemlock]

[barren tapir]

wtf is that right one

wtf am i looking at

[wise geode]

They should add seals to lighthouse

Imagine the possibilities

[royal sinew]

there's already marines on LH

[keen mango]

Yeah me

[royal sinew]

time to die on LH tryna get to LK 🔥

[keen mango]

I got you fam

Ill be camping at bridge

[barren tapir]

nah someone is gonna watch u go in and wait for u to leave

the amount of times thats happened to me is nuts

[royal sinew]

dw ur not alone

[keen mango]

I know

[royal sinew]

1 NL at shore 2 MXLRs on hillside

maybe a lapoopoo at toilet rock

me and my 87 dur MDR deserve it

i mean i AM running M80s ive seen creatures fiend over M80 on LH

FUCK I FORGOT MY DPST

lmao doesnt matter anymore time to reset

[silent hemlock]

??geon

[reef condor]

@glad wadi https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521620522304405504/1463309598441209970/image.png?ex=69735703&is=69720583&hm=daef3fb587320962517edbcc14834647bd7615273ea227325a51a81608efd85f&

[silent hemlock]

[barren tapir]

NAH WHATS THIS SCUFFED AHH SETTUP MAN

[barren tapir]

[royal sinew]

bad news i had to reset good news free kit

intentional ofc

[silent hemlock]

i also reset when i lose all the things my pmc starts with

[inland flint]

the next meltyblood tournement set up?

[royal sinew]

no im a fucking idiot and it got me an insomnia kill

shut up goober

[arctic void]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26 (arena code)

[elfin ruin]

@warm birch None of that please.

[keen mango]

I was gonna help him report it sorry Chek

[warm birch]

I have proof

[keen mango]

https://discord.com/channels/521608697764380694/813521804710117386

[warm birch]

ohh thanks

[glossy plinth]

alright can anyone please help ive reinstalled the game 4 times now and tried a few fixes i found online nothing is working

C:\Battlestate Games\BsgLauncher\Temp\eft_live_1.0.4.6.44802.bsgp downloaded file checksum does not match

Error: 108003

[keen mango]

#community-support message

Try this

[smoky breach]

@silent hemlock ai detected

[silent hemlock]

caught

[smoky breach]

hello

[silent hemlock]

Hello—there!

[smoky breach]

no no i dont have that problem unless you ai do

[elfin ruin]

[keen mango]

Why is that a emoji lmaooo

[smoky breach]

Go have beans on toast

->

[elfin ruin]

I prefer bacon and egg on my toast

[smoky breach]

OmO 9k

Ok*

[rotund brook]

i definitely just got reported lmao

but i died to the last guy on the team

insta headshot the other two with a boltie

1 more ts7

[keen mango]

Yeah I reported you

[rotund brook]

good

[keen mango]

yep your gone tmr

[rotund brook]

nikita sends all the reports against me to your profile unfortunately

[keen mango]

He wouldn't he's my uncle

[daring crypt]

tried loading into a match, game crashed, tried loading back in immediately (2 min max), "Raid was canceled or is finished"

[rotund brook]

unfortunately he does

[daring crypt]

lost all my gear

man I love this game

[elfin ruin]

Wait so that makes you John’s cousin

[keen mango]

Yep he's my cousin

[vivid gulch]

Anybody having problems downloading 😅 ?

[keen mango]

What error

[vivid gulch]

108003

[daring crypt]

i mean my game just crashed so maybe there was some blip?

[keen mango]

#community-support message

Try this

[vivid gulch]

Thx

[covert stump]

holy fuck arena is actual aids

[white slate]

is there a way to sort items but arranged all to the bottom of the stash?

[keen mango]

Right click it

Little pin button

When you do autosort things that are pinned won't move from where they are stationed

[chrome ridge]

They really need to fix synchronizing plays bro always spawning in and dying instantly

[frank jewel]

my stash is full to the brim but idk if im hoardian o rnot

[surreal moth]

chill

[solemn echo]

does transit to factory not work with new event??

No transit to factory in customs, trying to do marathon achievment??

[tawny berry]

think it got removed for now

[solemn echo]

bruh

[elfin ruin]

No u

[tawny berry]

so scavs cant try to transit to factory and get stuck loading forever

(i assume)

[surreal moth]

sorry, won’t happen again sir

[solemn echo]

so cook a main task line and achievment because their shit code?

that's crazyyy lmao

[elfin ruin]

It’s really not that deep just do it on Monday when the event ends lol

[tawny berry]

at least for 2 more days

[sour citrus]

why can i not unload ammos from my magazines bruh

is the game bugged again

[surreal moth]

restart game

[surreal moth]

maybe there’s no ammo in your mags??

[sour citrus]

noo

it gives me this random russian error i dont even know what it says

then just sends me back to the main menu

[tawny berry]

restart game fs maybe something is out of sync

[surreal moth]

I got an error today when exiting raid that bricked my entire PC and forced me to rip the plug out of it

[sour citrus]

W game

[surreal moth]

never seen it before

it’s okay

i love tarkov

[heady osprey]

Thats a new one

[surreal moth]

yeah, I tried to screenshot the error but literally the entire pc was bricked it wouldn’t even let me use snipping tool

[heady osprey]

I had a day of spawning like 30 - 45 seconds late every raid even when I got deploying screen which was pain

[lunar grail]

@tardy jackal noot

[sacred saddle]

This is legitimately the only game that gives me the same problem lol, its rare but every now and then it just entirely locks up my PC, have to hold power button to force shut it down

[rotund brook]

@royal sinew that was a pretty good ragequit

[royal sinew]

shithead wouldnt stop singing 2 rats with NL/1k+ SMG at other gate and killa just doesnt die

i fucking hate this event i just wanted a killa daily

id rather farm on interchange for tracksuit

[rotund brook]

play a woods with me and then duo with me in factory

ong

[royal sinew]

goog

im not getting on woods anymore

[surreal moth]

it’s more powerful than we can even comprehend

[rotund brook]

woods is literally peak

[royal sinew]

last time i went i killed 2 people with a blacked thorax/head

i cba anymore bro its so boring

[surreal moth]

it’s fun!

exhilarating

[tawny plaza]

anybody want to duo or trio with me i got 1k hours tired of running solo

[sacred saddle]

I would rather fart sand than play woods on purpose

[rotund brook]

this is an imposter

[rotund brook]

you down for woods?

[sacred saddle]

Stegosaurus noises

[tawny plaza]

down for whatever

[royal sinew]

bro immediately discarded me as an option

[rotund brook]

hop in trio 50

[rotund brook]

well you said no

[limber pivot]

Is there a certain time killa spawns on factory?

[heady osprey]

Anecdotally, between 8 - 12 minutes is when I've seen him spawning most often - have seen him all over the map though

[hollow raven]

Went to an area on streets where boss could spawn and one of the scav / maybe guards came out and flipped me off a few times so i got out of there. Were those actually guards? Im about 1.5 fence rep

[limber pivot]

Tyty

Just killed him lol

[willow jacinth]

can Black division be kill with a grenade launcher ?

[tardy elm]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26 (arena code)

[limber pivot]

ty ty

[barren tapir]

killed more pscavs on reserve than players

[ivory rapids]

wait are you telling me that pscavs are more abundant than pmcs??? woah

[barren tapir]

2026 and mfs still scaving

[wicked rain]

just curious, do they plan on adding the newer arena maps back at any point? i.e. base, smugglers camp, emercom

i really enjoyed them

[tawny berry]

i dont know but i think they are aware that players liked those maps

shrug

[molten trench]

I hated them tbh

All 3

Well emercom was a worse chop shop

[sudden barn]

Arena more popping then oce Tarkov main game 🤮

[molten trench]

No wonder

[quiet salmon]

@knotty musk factory event go crazy

[molten trench]

W

I'ma do my rshg-2 unlock quest on factory tomorrow

85/100 adik rn

[sturdy sand]

I keep hearing sniper shots from lighthouse at start of round, but no impacts at me, what does it mean?

ok nvm just heard an impact at my head wtf whys nhe shooting me lmao

[jovial spindle]

the bird himself

[timber citrus]

i have 5.7 scav rep and my scav has a bank robber with no backpack...

shit ass game is treating me like dirt today

also no dust cover either

what the fuck is this bullshit

[molten trench]

Average player scav enjoyer crying about RNG mechanics on his main character:

[quiet apex]

Oce dead brus

i run into aussies on china and japan all the time

[north mural]

these clean up crew dudes just one tapped me thru killa helmet

insane

all my bullets hitting the window seal and dude one taps me thru killa helmet LOL

[buoyant adder]

any fix for the error 100803 since the reddit page isnt fixing it

[trim root]

did you do the integrity check already

[elfin ruin]

The helmet is only class 4

[smoky breach]

@elfin ruin chill my guy

[north mural]

i was up in a window and he was down on the ground it hit my face shield for sure

[burnt flame]

Why my gun always jammed in street of tarkov

[elfin ruin]

@stark fjord No witch hunting, click the report button in game.

[north mural]

this the type of shit that makes u wanna smoke a cigarette and put on a wife beater and crash out

[timid leaf]

Checking the prices on LBT gear irl is fucking hilarious compared to EFT

[normal kindle]

Kolontay is in your pockets

[burnt flame]

Bullshit

[normal kindle]

you;ve got a police baton sticking out

[surreal moth]

why

[timid leaf]

An LBT 3dap is like 30k rubles from ragman. 300 USD online

[surreal moth]

so like $100 difference

[timid leaf]

My bad, closer to 400. The Day pack is 300

I might go for a flyye mbss

[rotund brook]

guys i think my bullets should do infinite damage in this game

[civic widget]

they do and they one shot when you hit the head

:3

hope this helps

[coral brook]

this event is dope as hell!!!!

[calm nest]

I died to 2 rage cheaters

Big thumbs down from me

[neat leaf]

Ya, even on other maps getting a lot of knowers

[rotund brook]

they should one shot to the toes

hope this hinders frfr ong 67

[timber citrus]

this game is dead im only dying to prestige 2s and up

tagilla masked up on woods in a 3 man

._.

[rotund brook]

really?

i keep running into timmies

[timber citrus]

my last 4 deaths have been p2 p3 p3 p5

customs and woods

[rotund brook]

my last 5 deaths have been prestige 0

on woods and streets

[timber citrus]

people on customs are real bad today

i died to a raid bag at the very end of the raid

[neat leaf]

I've noticed too

[timber citrus]

today has been one of the most unfun days of tarkov ive had in a minute

[opaque stag]

yo i cant seem to download EFT no matter what i try does anyone know a fix for this error? " downloaded file checksum does not match - Error: 108003"

[slate flint]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26 (arena code)

[barren tapir]

[royal sinew]

im at 10/100 through natural means on most of it one sellout and like one factory this shit is not bad

[surreal moth]

i feel like the next logical step after they input the new ADS animations of “realism” is to make the crosshairs more blurry when you strafe

[timber citrus]

just died to a guy named skriptgg, 300 hours insta headshotted me like fucking 8x

im running vulkan death shadow on woods

[civic widget]

How’s that working for ya

[timber citrus]

im on a 7raid death streak im pretty sure

[surreal moth]

lmfao

it’s almost like the gear isn’t helping you at all

[timber citrus]

im not even getting into fights its literally just death

[surreal moth]

and you needa try something different

[timber citrus]

i have been

[surreal moth]

okay do something else

different

like you changed it, now change it again

[royal sinew]

i wont lie they need to make ammo across the board still harder to get people can cry all they want make them learn to aim

[surreal moth]

go to plan C

[timber citrus]

i cant wait out the whole raid cuz i need shturman so thats not an option

[royal sinew]

i always get him first

[neat leaf]

Wait how are you having trouble with Shturman? Noone even bothers with him anymore, you're basically uncontested

[quiet apex]

the weekend gamers

[timber citrus]

say that to my last 5 raids

2 of which he wasnt there

[rotund brook]

Federal I’m not liking your tone

[arctic osprey]

are you doing night raids?

[royal sinew]

i only get kills at sawmill cuz ppl want money items

[timber citrus]

i got killed by tagilla mask in a bush so i stopped that

[royal sinew]

LMAO WHERE?

😭

[arctic osprey]

bush wookies play daytime woods too

[timber citrus]

he was between sawmill and outskirts

[surreal moth]

well with this game you have to account for bullet drop, velocity, pen, damage, gun sway + retical/optic sway, HOB, and then the person you’re shooting at movement itself. it’s 10000x harder than call of duty. i can put my crosshairs on a moving target but accounting for alllll the rest is the challange

[royal sinew]

2 thoraxes with op ammo kill anyone

shitters can buy NL545s whenever

[surreal moth]

if both pen

[royal sinew]

YOU MEAN MY ORIGINAL POINT?

OF THE AMMO BEING EASILY ACCESSIBLE?

[timber citrus]

im convinced today is just one of those days

[trim root]

first day of wipe farming bp on reserve is good

me likey

[surreal moth]

don’t read it in that tone

silly

[rotund brook]

I can’t read

So I’m not sure what you want me to do

[surreal moth]

someone here can you sherpa him to read

[trim root]

sound it out

[surreal moth]

i’ll put it in an abstract artistic drawing

[rotund brook]

I don’t know sounds

[surreal moth]

or an interpretive dance

[rotund brook]

Can’t hear em

[surreal moth]

💃

[trim root]

do you know ball

[rotund brook]

Ofc I know ball ong frfr

[trim root]

this guy knows ball

[surreal moth]

interesting

[rotund brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004578621853290629/1441302959827714079/lv_0_20251121003107.gif

[surreal moth]

what if i say i know ball, when in facts, balls is not what i know?

[rotund brook]

You’ll be banned for this

[royal sinew]

@rotund brook wanna go customs and die horribly

[trim root]

baal worshippers

[rotund brook]

Hmmmmmge

Let me check

[surreal moth]

hmmm curious

[royal sinew]

i cant force myself to play solo rn

[rotund brook]

Yea let me take a look at what I have

[royal sinew]

im doing a shitty story task

[surreal moth]

winch one

[arctic osprey]

i cant believe people arent just playing factory over and over again

[rotund brook]

hop into a vc ill move you

[arctic osprey]

its so fun

[surreal moth]

idk which one that is

[fallen sage]

the grind to level 20 is rougggh

[candid niche]

factory is so cooked

[royal sinew]

wait till he finds out about lvl 30

[royal sinew]

im waiting goober

[cyan sluice]

wait til he finds out it takes over a mill exp per level after lv60 lol

[royal sinew]

shhhhhhh

[cyan sluice]

ive grinded out 61 to almost 62 today and killed killa 29 times slept half the day just woke up heating up some chinese food now

[fallen sage]

i just want flea lmao

[cyan sluice]

i just want new guns and content to do

[arctic osprey]

i cant play this game tired

i just die all the time

[cyan sluice]

thats the way of tarkov

[candid niche]

Just arena max bro

[arctic osprey]

yeah i can actually do well in arena even tired

but base game i suck

[neat leaf]

Nah theres a trailer for a Nic Cage spiderman movie to watch

[cyan sluice]

base game ive wiped lobbies arena i can shoot someone 5+ times and have a single bullet register

happens on the base game too but far less noticable

[candid niche]

arena hit reg needs to be studied

[fallen sage]

arena sucks yeah

[cyan sluice]

literally had tagilla hit me with his hammer earlier took zero damage

[arctic osprey]

skill issue + L + outplayed + upgrade from dialup bro

[cyan sluice]

lol

[surreal moth]

you’ll get there one day!

[fallow crystal]

starting laaaaate and being on baby quests while everyone else isn't is no fun lol

[winter magnet]

whats up with the factory thing?

i just went with my friend and we were all alone

no killa or tagilla either

[knotty musk]

Yo

[fallow crystal]

whats up wioth tarkov in general? i paaid for btr to take me and my friend to train depot earlier bc i had mines map and i got out when it stopped. at train depot. he got out and it TP him to med camp

[winter magnet]

wasup butch

long time no see

[knotty musk]

Trueee

Hello

I'm good

[winter magnet]

do u remember me

🥺

[knotty musk]

Yes

[winter magnet]

i quit im level 26

im coming back for level 30 for labs 😄

gotta go back home

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/the-return-of-the-king-lord-of-the-rings-ro-tk-title-card-gif-22191928

[winter magnet]

yessir ❤️

[timber citrus]

got my shuturman but got one tapped by grey name guy 400 hours

[winter magnet]

just got one tpaped by gray name as well

[timber citrus]

so fucking lame

bro is nowhere to be found all raid but hits a 200m+ snipe on me while im running lol

😂 unbelievable

my buddy whos ratting my body just said they were a 4 man LMAO

[winter magnet]

i remember why i quit this game

ITS CAUSE ITS SO

[timber citrus]

i feel the same

[winter magnet]

good to

forget about

😉

[timber citrus]

just quite unbelievable

why is there a 4 man on woods not going for shturman and waiting til the end of the raid to do anything

[winter magnet]

because

why wouldnt there be

[thick fossil]

most players are the equivalent of human speedbumps, only like .4% of players have seen an ending and we're like 7 months in

[timber citrus]

and somehow im dying to p2-5 constantly

[thick fossil]

tbf they're probably hunting several other people in that same raid, its part of what makes prestiging such a breeze for some

[timber citrus]

my buddy died to a 21 hour level 8

LMAO this game is so going to die soon because new players will be in hell

im gonna prestige soon and im terrified to start anew cuz its cancer

[thick fossil]

🤷

[oblique bluff]

If anyone can list like 5 "Remington RAHG 4 inch rails" on the flea Ill buy them for 50k each plz

[jade tide]

bro factory marked key out of scav case makes me wanna jus hhuuggggnnhh

[jade tide]

i gotchu

[oblique bluff]

u the best

[jade tide]

posted

[oblique bluff]

got it, ty

[jade tide]

np bro

50 percent discount for u

lmao

[oblique bluff]

appreciate it 😅

[jade tide]

np np

[still heron]

nooo

finally escaped tarkov but cant even feel excited about it 😭

[astral idol]

with the new event no one is going labs XD nobody buying the keycards ;-;

do you guys go in with no gear to factory and try to get stuff out or go in geared getting less out of the raid

[zenith estuary]

I prestiged 2 weeks ago and I have like 20 more quests til kappa still unlocking light keeper for debtor ending tho

[calm nest]

P2 > P3 took me 20 days on the dot

I love kappa farming I love kappa farming I love running 80 bolt actions 🥰 🥰

[twin fulcrum]

how tf do you do it so fast?

[calm nest]

Turning my gaming chair into a slip and slide

Gaining 20 pounds

[twin fulcrum]

ah im actively losing weight ig its GGs

[calm nest]

Kappa really isn’t hard if you make it your focus 100%

The only probs is bolty shit because people don’t do it passively

Do TD1 + setup on customs, do TD2 on IC tasks and TD3 on reserve tasks

Just double your shit up and do it passively

[fierce geyser]

How do you get past level one

[calm nest]

I did TS8 while lighthouse tasking that’s how fast I went through that shit

Most ppl wait until psycho, tarkov shooters and SBIH are their last tasks and wanna end it when they run bolts 80 raids in a row like of course you’re gonna get sick of it

[fierce geyser]

Can’t you just level bolt guns in arena doe

[urban oak]

Thats why i refuse to prestige.. I simply cant be bothered doing the stupid quests for the 100000th time

[azure bane]

Guys I have bought Tarkov on steam and I wanna buy the arena versuion o fit should I buy it off the official site or it will also going to be added on steam?

[astral idol]

how to level up weapon maintaince skill the cheapest way

[keen mango]

Did you keep the case or give it to prapor

[urban oak]

arena is a pile of poop. and forcing players to play it just to get lvl 4 ref is even more poop

[keen mango]

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean he won't like it either

It's a okay game

It's def fun

[urban oak]

i think watching paint dry is more fun than arena, but hey.

[manic dagger]

Yeah it’s pretty chill most of the time.

[harsh shell]

hi viinex

[vagrant nova]

yo

[wintry tendon]

meow

[calm nest]

Stop trying to woo my love

Not cool

[harsh shell]

meow

[vagrant nova]

miau

[keen mango]

Hey Windex

[cold brook]

Chat be quiet real quick

[harsh shell]

yip yap

[calm nest]

Shut it soda boy

[harsh shell]

dude thinks he has authority

@rotund brook can you ban pepsi

[vagrant nova]

damn what did they do to the Rusted Bloody Key

shit had almost nothing in it

[calm nest]

It’s always been ass

[civic widget]

you should of seen when they released it

[trim root]

lvl 47 still haven't seen a rusted bloody key

[north mural]

whos gnna be playing forza horizon 6 on the 18th

[reef ether]

When subnautica 2 releases 2 days before?

Hell no

[north mural]

what even is that

[keen mango]

Fh6 is superior sorry

[reef ether]

Depends if you want to spent £70 on a new aaa title that'll lose support and updates in 6 months or not

I hate aaa gaming, so overpriced for the exact same thing to drop in 1-2 years

[north mural]

im playin this game called japanese drift master to get back into car games before fh6 drops

shits pretty hard ngl

[keen mango]

fh doesn't lose support

They only make a game every 4 years so they support it

Also it's free on gamepass

Which is 14 bucks a month

[north mural]

this one gnna be different its in japan and gnna be on another level , they aint knowing

[keen mango]

Who knows

FH5 was only good for the graphics

[north mural]

this bout to be one of the best car games ever made lol

[keen mango]

Asetto corsa exists

[reef ether]

Last big title i got was bl4

I just hate spending that much on a game

[keen mango]

Yeah I get it I do to

But all I need to do is buy game pass

For one month

I don't think ill play it longer

[reef ether]

Ive picked up 2 games this week and a third when subnautica 2 drops

[vagrant nova]

got 5 heavy bleeds in a gunfight

W

[reef ether]

Gambling with your friends is fun

[north mural]

i dont like just pure racing games i like open world exploration stuff , one of my fav car games was midnight club back in the day

[reef ether]

[keen mango]

My most recent game I picked up is FF14 for 20 bucks

[keen mango]

It's not just pure racing

If you get into the mods

You can download a lot of maps that have irl cities

Like No hesi has japan

[north mural]

so u can free roam ?

[keen mango]

Yeah

And the cars are custom made

By the community

So the quality and sounds won't be bad at all

[north mural]

hmmmm interesting

im guessing its just driving around and no quests or races tho right

[keen mango]

If you know what fivem is

Yeah

[north mural]

yea i play gta rp lol

[keen mango]

Most people get car sounds from Assetto

[north mural]

ahhh

[keen mango]

Yeahh

Sometimes car models as well

[north mural]

did u play midnight club back in the day

[keen mango]

I believe so

I didn't play much but I watched my brother play

[north mural]

did u play nfs heat

[keen mango]

Yeah

[north mural]

thats one of my fav car games lol

running from the cops in my evo

[keen mango]

It's not bad

[north mural]

with engine swap

[vagrant nova]

i listed a RBVO on the flea for 3.9mil and the listing price was 700K 🔥

[keen mango]

I'll buy it rn for you

[vagrant nova]

it was already bought i think

[keen mango]

Ah fuck

[astral idol]

anyone know how many weapon repair kit is needed for elite weapon maintainace

[royal sinew]

i killed a prestige 6 earlier today that had a meta kit on because i looked down and he missed all his bullets 🥀

customs pvp is an experience

[sharp sandal]

good morning chat

[vagrant nova]

only something comma would do

[sharp sandal]

[royal sinew]

everything is crumbling

my test drive 3 aks are dissapearing

[vagrant nova]

good morning !!

[royal sinew]

this morning sucks ):

[sharp sandal]

un-crumble it

[royal sinew]

bloodbag is being recommended on my twitch now

this fucking sucks

(jk bag but im not watchin allat)

what's a good 9x39 bullet to spam above 50m

or just use in general

can u even get anything other than SPP w/o capturing outpost

[vagrant nova]

my front plate just took a mounted MG bullet 🥀

and another one wtf

thank u nikita

[harsh shell]

WWW

[toxic halo]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26 (arena code)

[vagrant nova]

i peeked that mg 3 times lmao

guess what happened 🥀

[light torrent]

This Factory event is pure gas. BSG cooked hard

[native trail]

can anyone hellp why this error C:\Battlestate Games\BsgLauncher\Temp\eft_live_1.0.4.6.44802.bsgp downloaded file checksum does not match

Error: 108003 when im trying to reinstall tarkov?

[jade tide]

where are goons rn

anyone know

[civic widget]

They dont rotate anymore, haven't for a while

Any map where they can spawn, their usual spots

[jade tide]

oh so its just a chance then on each map

tryna just do stray dogs rq

[jade tide]

when did they change that

[civic widget]

Quite a few months ago

sometime the start of 1.0?

I dont really remember anymore

its been a while, though

[arctic osprey]

anyone else feel like new end screen is even slower lol

[flat scroll]

PVPER THATS IN DISCORD JUST KILLED USE ALL ON SPAWN HOW TO REPORT HIM TO GET HIM BANDED

[ember jolt]

#discord-mod-mail

[civic widget]

^ with evidence

[tough lotus]

needs to be recorded to prove it was intentional tk

[merry sail]

Remember you need evidence

[flat scroll]

YEAH WE GOT CLIP

[merry sail]

Like a video recording on to something

[civic widget]

Modmail then

[crude vessel]

No need to have it be intentional

Dm me.

[merry sail]

What?

[civic widget]

Yeah no

[merry sail]

Nah use modmail

[tough lotus]

yea it has to be.

[crude vessel]

im trolling

[tough lotus]

whats trolling

[flat scroll]

HE KILLED ALL 4 OF USE

[crude vessel]

Trolling is the act of deliberately posting inflammatory, sarcastic, or off-topic messages online to provoke emotional reactions, arguments, or distress. Trolls often operate anonymously on social media to humiliate or annoy others for amusement. Key defense methods include not responding, blocking, and reporting accounts

[merry sail]

Just use the modmail #discord-mod-mail

[flat scroll]

SENDING THE CLIP TO MOD NOW

[merry sail]

Turn off caps pls

[tough lotus]

whats deliberately?

[flat scroll]

NOPE

[crude vessel]

the way youre talking it sounds like he killed your entire family

[flat scroll]

lol

[merry sail]

[crude vessel]

unless he did that

[merry sail]

Thank you

[flat scroll]

lol he did

[reef ether]

if the clip doesnt have discord overlay enabled

it's useless

[crude vessel]

you play tarkov with family?

[reef ether]

just a heads up

[crude vessel]

why do you need overlay for it

[flat scroll]

yup

lol

[merry sail]

To prove it was him

[reef ether]

for proof that it was him in the chat

[merry sail]

It went silent

[vagrant nova]

nothing worse than when your golden star runs out 😭

[merry sail]

[reef ether]

@floral edge far far west?

[tough lotus]

what if the person has the same username for discord and tarkov so when it shows on the death screen will that count or thats still a no go.

[merry sail]

Pfp

[reef ether]

i could change my in game and username to anyone in here, and get them banned

cllip with overlay proof or it's useless i'm afraid

[tough lotus]

makes sense when you put it like that

[floral edge]

let me finish this white knuckle run

join bdiv

[reef ether]

aight bet

[crude vessel]

but they could still have their friend change username to anyone in here and join vc and do the thing

[reef ether]

Lemme make the bed first actually

[reef ether]

Discord overlay provides timestamps and channel names, we can see the id of people in the channel at that precise moment

[crude vessel]

i see

my overlay only shows the people in vc and when theyre talking

[tough lotus]

i keep it off tbh

[reef ether]

Most do, i do

I dont play with randoms though tbh, and if a random did tk me intentionally then its game over

[tough lotus]

if i play with a random its gonna be trash gear until im comfortable with them

[flat scroll]

yeah and thats what where are working on

[crude vessel]

i play mpx and m4a1 with randoms ( thats the best i can get )

[native trail]

anyone know how to fix this C:\Battlestate Games\BsgLauncher\Temp\eft_live_1.0.4.6.44802.bsgp downloaded file checksum does not match

Error: 108003 when trying to reinstall tarkov

[merry sail]

Someone had a video link to a yt video fixing it in #community-support

[tough lotus]

i run maybe sr with mid attachments or ak12

[merry sail]

You’ll probably need to dm em to get the link ofc

[crude vessel]

got two secure flash drives from the same pc woohoo

and a gpu!

[tough lotus]

im reporting you to nikita and requesting a nerf in your loot

[vagrant nova]

i completed like 10 tasks in one raid

[crude vessel]

wait till you find out i got two rams

im dead gg

you cursed me

[tough lotus]

nikita works fast

[crude vessel]

i dunno wether or not to save my gpus or sell them

ive got 5

m4a1 is cheaper than p90 i didnt know that

[willow jacinth]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26 (arena code)

[crude vessel]

im level 22 will cultists spawn in my ground zero lobbies

[main sequoia]

Yo there is someone mass tking in beginner #3

Can i get a Admin link

[crude vessel]

just clip it

[main sequoia]

I have clips

[crude vessel]

#discord-mod-mail

[main sequoia]

Thanks

[arctic osprey]

anyone know how much head HP the cleanup crew have? i know its more than 45 cos BS doesnt 1tap

[fallow crescent]

He is in 5man 17#

I have a clip to back it

[high mural]

I've gone through probably 10 night customs raids at this point and not found a single cultist. Should I be trying to use a different map or do they just not spawn anymore?

[knotty musk]

#discord-mod-mail

Not in public

[rustic wave]

place your trust in customs dude. 64 factory raids 1 cultist, 24 woods raid 1 cultist, 11 shoreline 0 cultist, 6 customs 3 cultists. ofc on all of them, someone killed them before me or the priest just refused to die to me or i died to them without seeing them(the woods one ofc)

[quiet apex]

Have you done the task the requires them

Also bitcoin farm

[rustic wave]

it normally shouldnt be. flea market price changes often. p90 is a solid gun tbh and normally not that far from m4 too

[sharp sandal]

hello chat

[high mural]

General best area to find them? I've been looking around fortress area and haven't had luck.

[humble pendant]

Anyone have a place for finding bronze lions? I keep checking safes and not finding any.

[rustic wave]

if you have 4 found in raid, give em to farming part 4 quest from mechanic. if they arent found in raid,save them for btc farm

[quiet apex]

Fortress and ref building

[fallow crescent]

I did put it in mod mail I was trying to warn others

[rustic wave]

i always and only saw them around that area gng. just search there, just keep going, i feel you, i got 100+ raids without being able to kill priest for story chapter

[knotty musk]

Well don't do that. If you have sufficient evidence then you don't have to worry

[high mural]

Ref building? Industrial?

[rustic wave]

often called panda, close to fortress aka stronghold

[crude vessel]

i got 2 Fir and the rest non fir
i have 5 in total

[high mural]

fuck me then 🙁

[rustic wave]

how many raids its been for u

[high mural]

At least three or four tonight and half a dozen yesterday.

[knotty musk]

@cold stirrup #discord-mod-mail with evidence

Not in public

[rustic wave]

keep them. you'll eventually use them all anyways, especially FIR ones are needed for farming questline from mechanic, you need 4 FIR, mechanic will reward u way better than what you'd get if u sold them on flea

[rustic wave]

i've been 100+ in 3 weeks and no luck for me

[cold stirrup]

I have no recording app but others clipped and submitted evidence. He changes discords weekly apparently. He’s a stolen valor as well sad af

[knotty musk]

Your graphics card comes with clipping software

[rustic wave]

why does he even tk in the big 26 bro, does he not know tk's dont count towards kd or is he just that poor to steal teammates' stuff lmao

[knotty musk]

People do it for fun because they're sad people

[high mural]

That does not instil me with confidence. So hopefully I don't have that kinda luck but I'll be prepared for it.

[high mural]

Big thing is make sure it clips the discord overlay as well. Me and my duo got tk'd and my clip didn't have any of the overlay which meant nothing could be done.

[knotty musk]

^

[rustic wave]

i'd always assume them as either that dumb to not know about kd or just that poor to have to kill teammates for gear.

[rustic wave]

do be prepared for it gang

[knotty musk]

Yeah no the people that do it in here are just sad people

Yet rarely people provide proper evidence to allow us to deal with them

[rustic wave]

i also tk'd ppl a few times on accident( them not giving callouts about where they are or me not understanding them bc of all the noise) but every single time i just hid their gear to come back with insurance+ gave them a next kit with my own money for the next raid

[rustic wave]

oh btw, woods is the second best map for cultists but hardest to fight them on

[high mural]

It's guinenely unacceptable that they can go that long without spawning when you have to kill one for a task

[rustic wave]

in my first raid in woods, i spawned next to sunken village, but i didnt know where cultists were, my friend saw them and shot so they aggroed, then i died without seeing anything.

[high mural]

Main task specifically.

[near widget]

Hello guys need dev answer,
Simple question : the game EFT and PVE extension will they get a discount on Victory Day, May 9th ? 🇷🇺

[rustic wave]

they did spawn a few times but one time i died to them without seeing them and in the others i just spawned so far away that other ppl killed them

[high mural]

I think they need a higher spawn rate lowkey

[cold stirrup]

How do I clip with nvdia

[warped canyon]

Nearly 30 intellect

need elite tho ._.

[cold stirrup]

I’m not tech savy

[rustic wave]

on woods they should definitely get like 40% and have another spawn point moved on top side of the map so people who need to kill them can actually have a spot where they go and so sunken village also actually gets visited as a map

[high mural]

It's 30% I think

[rustic wave]

yes, 30% on 2 spawns

40% would be a difference without being too drastic

[tough lotus]

alt +f10 i think but need to turn it on using alt +z

[high mural]

I just think that 20% is way too low for something that's required for a main story task

On most maps, that is.

[rustic wave]

try 12% on factory and 2% on ground zero

[high mural]

Factory won't be good for it now, but Ground Zero? No thank you. I can't suffer through 50 of that in a row on average.

[quiet apex]

Yeah

[high mural]

Woods shoreline and customs are probably the three im interested in

[quiet apex]

They can be in there or outside the blue doors

[rotund spear]

anyone know how to fix downloaded file checksum does not match been dealing with this shit for the past 6 hours downloading

tried legit everything i can do in the world but still nothing

[rustic wave]

2% chance doesnt mean 50 raids in a row. 64 factory raids i only found them once and someone else had already killed them before me. even with 12% chance it was 1/64

realistically ground zero would take like 500 raids to find and kill them

[high mural]

2% means in a 1 in 50 chance. Assuming it stays that way, that's 50 raids on average

[quiet apex]

I spent maybe 15 raids battling the other sweats at fortress over the priest then first night factory they were there

[rustic wave]

sadly its never like that. mathematically yes but not when u play.

[quiet apex]

Just luck and rng ig

[crude vessel]

@knotty musk look at how good i am now #videos message

[high mural]

Is the best bet to actually push fortress first, secure the area, and then inspect from there?

[quiet apex]

Pretty much

[rustic wave]

killed 30+ pmcs and 14 tagillas when searching for cultists. got the achievement hammer and scythe on accident but still no cultists

[rustic wave]

yes

killing cultists on customs is more or less dependant on where u spawn always

if u spawn old gas or ruaf gate then its good. if u spawn near the reserve transit or big red then just go next raid dont even try

u dont have to worry about it that much on woods though, cultist areas on woods arent that contested

[crude vessel]

mayhem check this out

[rustic wave]

but u gotta spend alot of time travelling around and cultists are absolutely cracked on woods

[crude vessel]

gas me up

the game lagged when i killed him it turned up the ping to 400 for like 3 seconds

[rustic wave]

nice but wtf is that video and the gun build bro

[crude vessel]

i went in with just an sks with a reflex

no clothes

bare booty out if i may say

[rustic wave]

first 30 seconds spent on a random video, then theres a huge ahh text on the video, and you put only a reflex sight on sks AND u put it in the weird place

shitpost

[keen mango]

Sorry guys but I have to cancel our party at 10

I’m sorry to disappoint

[rustic wave]

btw do u use integrated magazine or the normal ones in sks?

integrated magazine cannot be removed in raid so u have to topload the gun one bullet at a time

[glad wadi]

What the fuck am I watching

[rustic wave]

and its only 10 rnds

[rustic wave]

yea thats what i thought at first too

[glad wadi]

What is the penis hiding too

I hate you

[warped canyon]

i just glanced over here

tf geon.

[floral shard]

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[rustic wave]

hes using the sks of pure tomfoolery and baffoonery

[brittle crater]

Drink water

[warped canyon]

why he talkin about pp then

[glad wadi]

#videos message

[rustic wave]

hes hiding something special in that zone

[glad wadi]

He’s using TOS shit again

[crude vessel]

intergreated

i dont havew money for normal ones

[warped canyon]

i see

[crude vessel]

no its just hiding my online class code buddy

[warped canyon]

hes hiding cheats

get him

[glad wadi]

Why didn’t u cut the first 30 seconds of that RAM video

[rustic wave]

get this man a marlin with specterdr or valday

[brittle crater]

Why not just limit the size of the screen capture

[rustic wave]

whats ur level

[brittle crater]

Oof

[rustic wave]

noo he got muted

[glad wadi]

Brilliant

[warped canyon]

why he got muted

[rustic wave]

they crucified jesus for speaking the truth

[warped canyon]

is it cuz of the pp

[knotty musk]

move on

[warped canyon]

aight give us a new topic

[knotty musk]

beans on toast

[tawny berry]

surely icebreaker is tomorrow

[brittle crater]

Surely

[warped canyon]

sounds british we dont do that

[knotty musk]

too bad we're discussing it now

you told me to give a new topic

[warped canyon]

its always tomorrow

[knotty musk]

here it is

[warped canyon]

even tomorrow its tomorrow

aight, why would anyone eat beans on toast

[tawny berry]

2 days after yesterday

[civic widget]

refried beans are better.

[warped canyon]

so much better options

[knotty musk]

it tastes really good and is a filling meal

put a load of cheese on it

nice crispy toast

[glad wadi]

Bean boy

[civic widget]

too heavy on the stomach for breakfast

[warped canyon]

whoa whoa whoa hold on

it was just beans on toast

where did the cheese come from

[knotty musk]

its a seasoning in this case

its part of it

[warped canyon]

im gonna add a NPC to the campaign im prepping rn with butch the beanlover

and im gonna make him die of beanoverdose

[knotty musk]

deal

perfect

i dont even eat beans

[warped canyon]

29min before session start

ive designed 2% of the dungeon

[knotty musk]

listen i want to know exactly how this fellow dies

please

[warped canyon]

sure i tell u when its done

[knotty musk]

perfect

[warped canyon]

needed NPCs anyway

tell me a number from 1-12 to see where hes sitting

[keen mango]

Butch

I need to cancel the party

[knotty musk]

okay

[vagrant nova]

shut up butch

[knotty musk]

do you want another minute in the time out chair?

[vagrant nova]

no

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-intereasting-gif-27177481

[vagrant nova]

i misstyped

i ment to say good morning

[knotty musk]

good morning viinex

[sand pendant]

?circle

[vagrant nova]

good mornin 🫶

[knotty musk]

??circle