eft-chat

[reef ether]

Nahhh

I never used it

[median niche]

Come we can play ets together

[mortal leaf]

ayo anyone been playing schedule i?

[reef ether]

Ets low-key boring

[mortal leaf]

shit is so fun

[median niche]

We can practice ads'ing together

[reef ether]

What spec is your car

[knotty musk]

its bad

[median niche]

Lets touch barrel tips

[reef ether]

Thats my question

[knotty musk]

people have gif and react perms

and image perms

its bad

[median niche]

I got a 6mt 2009 infiniti g37s coupe

[nova niche]

We dont go to ETS

[median niche]

Someone get @sly tapir in here for the car conversation

[nova niche]

its the wild west

[reef ether]

I can see that, mapped or?

[past horizon]

slow

[reef ether]

Stock?

[median niche]

Soon. Just doing maintenance now

[mortal leaf]

i had a kia soul, as a ginger, that was pretty special ngl

[reef ether]

Isn't it basically just a remodelled 370z?

Sits at like 300bhp stock

[median niche]

Bc racing coilovers
Z1 motorsports adjustable camber and toe arms
Z1 swaybar and adjustable swaybar endlinks
Z1 longtube grille mount intakes
Isr single exit exhaust

And more but i dont wanna flood chat

Great daily driver handles amazing when i want to go on some backroads

[reef ether]

Yeah its the one im thinking of

Same engine near enough at the 370z

[median niche]

Yea they share the same platform, 3.7L NA v6 makes 330hp stock

[reef ether]

See insuring that over here would be a no go

Otherwise Id have bigger than ive got

[median niche]

Most you can get out of these motors NA is like 400whp but you need to do e85 and get cams and some other engine work

[median niche]

Which country are you in?

[reef ether]

UK

[median niche]

You see these cars in US and australia mainly

[reef ether]

Anti fun car country

[median niche]

You guys didnt get the infinitis unfortunately

[reef ether]

Saying that I remapped what I have from 195 > 270bhp

[knotty musk]

did you guys see ETS starts with 100 mil and level 42

[reef ether]

Which was enough

[median niche]

Hell yeah which car?

[nova niche]

Erm, P2W?

[median niche]

270 is plenty to have fun

[reef ether]

Polo gti

[knotty musk]

gonna slime the next guy who speaks to me

[median niche]

Thats whats up do you have an insane pop and bangs map 😂

[reef ether]

Suspension change, stage 2 map, exhaust system, pops, limited slip, upgraded flywheel, upgraded brakes

[jade copper]

Erm actually 🤓 ☝️

[knotty musk]

i was kidding

[median niche]

Nice nice are they fwd or awd

[reef ether]

Because for some reason they dont come stock with a lsd which was bothering me

Fwd

[median niche]

Thankfully mine does, got manual LSD rwd its very fun to say the least 😂

[nova niche]

@glad wadi Is out of the stack

[median niche]

We dont have the polo in the states but people tune the golfs like crazy

[glad wadi]

wtf

[reef ether]

Yeah my old car was rwd with an lsd

[median niche]

I have a friend with a 500whp single turbo golf its insane how much boost those motors can handle

[reef ether]

Shit banged

[median niche]

Upwards of 40psi

[reef ether]

But it was a miata so

It would always bang

[wintry tendon]

true

[median niche]

Miatas are lit

[reef ether]

I do miss it

[wintry tendon]

miata is overpriced now

[median niche]

I cant fit in a miata though

[reef ether]

Not over here

Can get a good condition mk1 for about £2.5k

[wintry tendon]

also they make too many in soft tops now

[reef ether]

States theyre overpriced af

[median niche]

My buddy rented an ND miata cause his car was in the shop and we took it out to the back roads (he cooked me in the miata) but i legit cannot fit in a miata

[wise geode]

very small cars

for small people

[wintry tendon]

me being 5’11 in my brz

[reef ether]

My colleague sold his stage 3 golf for a stage 3 fiesta st, thats sitting at just under 400bhp and i stand no chance

[median niche]

Would need to be amputated below the knee like @solemn junco to fit in a miata

[median niche]

Thats badass lol 400hp in a car like that is unreal

[wintry tendon]

the fiesta are underrated tbh there clean i love a good hatchback

[median niche]

Brz and gr86 are such good cars

The new ones

[reef ether]

I love me a hot hatch

Hence the polo

[wintry tendon]

i got my 2025

[median niche]

Thats like all you got in the UK though i see most of the modified cars are hatches

Like bmw m140i and stuff

[reef ether]

Yeah because we cant afford jap imports

[wintry tendon]

i want a bmw E36

[reef ether]

Tax and insurance are too much

[median niche]

Plus i know your insurance is insane

Yea

I got my car at 16 and my insurance was like $270/mo

[wintry tendon]

are they that taxed for u?

[reef ether]

I mean, i pay £200 a year on insurance with my 270bhp polo

But they think its stock so

[median niche]

You chilling bro

[reef ether]

[wintry tendon]

they think it’s stock

[crude vessel]

hello chat

[median niche]

Lmfao do they make you have an obd2 thing plugged in at all times

[reef ether]

We have an mot tester at work who ignores it

[median niche]

Black box or whatever

[reef ether]

Nope

Never had one

[faint viper]

So what we thinking for timeline before these changes hit the live edition now that they've opened ETS to everyone?

[median niche]

Yeah thats good those things are not ideal

[reef ether]

Even when I put a turbo on my mx5, didnt declare it

[solemn junco]

0/10 ragebait

[median niche]

Let me just give all my driving information to my insurance company 😂

[reef ether]

All theyd see on mine is rapid acceleration at every given moment

[median niche]

Which generation miata you had? Na nb nc?

[reef ether]

Turbo muffler delete + cold air intake on my polo sounds crazy

[wintry tendon]

ETS was open for everyone before they invented ppl join before 1.0 i believe

[reef ether]

I had an nb

[jaunty hazel]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
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[reef ether]

Had it for 10 years until a piston went

[faint viper]

Huh?

[median niche]

Hell yea those are nice. 1.8L right

Or 1.6

[reef ether]

1.6

The nc was 1.8

[faint viper]

ew miata

[reef ether]

Idk the nb might have a 1.8 variant

[median niche]

I see, i can imagine how fun it is with a turbo

[median niche]

In the states im pretty sure we got 1.8 in the nb

[icy ether]

I need you guys send me strength for a shooter born in heaven streets

[past horizon]

ngl you guys are all regular traffic.

My slow car has 700 whp lmao

[median niche]

Im getting there bro im only 19

[past horizon]

712 to be exact

[reef ether]

But there's no instance in life you need 700

[jaunty hazel]

i just want a 1977 ford thunderbird with white exterior, red interior, and red highlights on the exterior

[wintry tendon]

me pushing 220 lmao

[median niche]

But sure as hell want 700whp

[final tendon]

game crashed when i transited to reserve and now i gotta unlock it again

[past horizon]

crazy statement.

I need 1200 whp

[median niche]

Perry you are an enthusiast rignt you should know hp isnt everything

[jaunty hazel]

absolute tarkov

[reef ether]

My friend just swapped his speccd abarth for an audi tt rs and its wasted

[icy ether]

Normal

[median niche]

Those dazas are insaneee i love em lol

[past horizon]

yes and no. I am pretty big into drag racing and hold a few records actually

dazas are crazy

[median niche]

Nice you in the states right?

[past horizon]

yessir

[median niche]

Did you go to tx2k

This year

[past horizon]

2 years ago

[hazy bay]

just installed update and already error 1000

[past horizon]

too bsuy the last couple of years

[hazy bay]

wtf

[median niche]

Gotchu yea you know whats up tx2k gets wild

[reef ether]

Tbf id love an rs6

[median niche]

Actually wasnt many cops this year

[reef ether]

But theyre so overpriced

[median niche]

I only saw a few

[past horizon]

of course, one of the funnest events I have experienced actually

[median niche]

What cars you have bro?

X58 or Ls or

[reef ether]

I missed japfest this year because I didnt have my mx5

[median niche]

Do you guys have GTR fest over there

[reef ether]

Nah

Not as big as jap

[past horizon]

Durango hellcat daily with smaller pulley and e85.

19 Genesis g70 with full bolt ons and hybrid turbos

08 civic si with gt3582 and built internals

[median niche]

Hellcat is a cheatcode for hp bro 😂 thats cool though you have a genesis is that the 3.3t

[reef ether]

But japfest is 90% mx5s and 10% evos, r32s and imprezas

[median niche]

I hear alot of good things about the 3.3t

[past horizon]

yup 3.3 with pretty every mod you can do to them. I love that car

you can make a 3.3t run 10s for less than 5k in mods.

[median niche]

Isnt it like insanely overengineered from factory

[median niche]

Thats wicked

[reef ether]

Wait did you say you spend $270 a month on insurance??

[median niche]

When I was 16 yeah

Its not that much anymore

[past horizon]

for sure. Engine is good for about 750 wtq unopened. Same for trans.

[reef ether]

I was gonna say that's nuts

[tiny flame]

@glad wadi stop being the reason i die

[reef ether]

But not at 16

[median niche]

It was. I also got a really bad driving record when I was 16 😭

[tiny flame]

nuts berserk

[median niche]

Is the platform still being pushed and developed or do they have it figured out for the most part

[reef ether]

I looked at buying a specced mazda 6

Just for fun

[past horizon]

very much still in development.

[median niche]

I got caught doin 143 in a 70 at 16 that fucked up my insurance for a few years

[reef ether]

Its so hideous and I love it

[tiny flame]

its so green

[median niche]

You can unmolest it

[tiny flame]

paint it red so it goes quicker

[reef ether]

Its unique ill give it that

[median niche]

Also im sure the UK government would crucify you over that windshield tint

[reef ether]

Nope

Still let's a certain amount of light through

Its like 80% light coming through and its fine

[median niche]

Thats funny lol here in texas you cant have any front windshield tint at all (if you get caught that is)

I got 5% all around and 35% on the front windshield

[past horizon]

people who tint winsheilds here are ballsy as hell.

Asking to get pulled over

[reef ether]

Too dark at night for me, i learned the hard way with a motorbike visor

Letalone a windshield

[weak coyote]

!code

[harsh zodiac]

did they change that arena drop code? it shwoed two of the old cases but i only got the new ones :/

[past horizon]

Man, I still want to find a non molested mazdaspeed6. Such cool cars

[median niche]

I just avoid cops entirely, got my uniden radar detector ill take a 1 hour detour if i can avoid a cop 😂

[crude vessel]

@knotty musk does fence restock constantly or is it every hour 30

[tiny flame]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
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[reef ether]

Im hunting for a resealed mx5 na atm

I want one with the rust properly treated and sealed so I can put a kit on it and bags

[knotty musk]

constantly

[pallid talon]

There is so much other interesting stuff they could do with their time and they created this abomination aiming system, like why who wanted this? Like give me climbing ladders, dragging bodies or down state or maybe even some new door mechanics, like opening slowly or open bit and grenade in

[crude vessel]

i see so if i refresh enough i might just find him selling top tier ammo

[median niche]

Brb just got outta uni gonna grab lunch

[proud warren]

Fence doesn't "Restock", he has everything anyone has sold to him available for anyone else to buy however much they want to

[knotty musk]

no

[proud warren]

Well, as much as he was given, at least

[crude vessel]

so in theory if someone sold him top tier ammo i can poach that

[proud warren]

If you're quick enough

[crude vessel]

is macroing it against tos

[proud warren]

But ratting Fence is a great way to get "Error - Item already sold" errors a bunch

[heavy osprey]

to those with the unheard edition - does equipping a gas mask (gp5, gp7) put the hood down on the cultist jacket? just curious LOL

[crude vessel]

thats why you gotta be fast type shit

[proud warren]

Technically, yes I believe, you'll get asked to complete a Captcha at some point, if you fail it'll lock you out of traders for 15 minutes

I could be wrong on that, tho so don't quote me on the TOS part

[lament skiff]

Can you guys load lighthouse and go to chalet I need kills around the peninsula

[hazy bay]

go to us servers

players usually easier to kill there

[crude vessel]

bro son

[lament skiff]

Son bro?

[quasi bear]

something going on with the EFT servers? i just got dced from 2 raids due to high packet loss

[hazy bay]

Best gamemode for quest "All for the Show - Pyrotechnics"?

[eager crown]

How can someone play ETS?

[median niche]

You gotta do an amazonian rain dance to please nikita

[hazy bay]

naked

[proud warren]

You CAN quote me on this though -

"Section 4.2. The user does NOT have the right to:

"4.2.10. To use automated scripts for collecting information or for any other type of action with the Game and its elements."

So no, you aren't supposed to use Macros or other such automated scripts

[eager crown]

Nvm there is a tutorial in the launcher lmao

[wintry tendon]

bags are just a pain install

[median niche]

Install aint even that complicated

Youre just gonna hate yourself when your bag has a leak and your car is aired down

[wintry tendon]

lmao air out like a mattress

[tiny flame]

scav had a ded moroz hat? interesting

[quasi bear]

anyone else getting high packet loss right now or is it just me

[wintry tendon]

are we making it a stance ?

[reef ether]

No worse than springs imo

Springs can be so sketchy

[coarse temple]

the new aiming in tarkov is ass

[surreal moth]

so far enjoying the ETS changes

[austere obsidian]

ets?

[shy drift]

Ets who

[hazy blaze]

what exactly changed lol

[coarse temple]

name a good change

[wintry tendon]

no talk about ets

[coarse temple]

nah ur allowed to now

they dropped the NDA u can stream it

[wintry tendon]

oh really

[coarse temple]

yep just a few hours ago no troll

its fuckin ass

[wintry tendon]

this is fun now

[reef ether]

Can confirm

[crude vessel]

name a book

[coarse temple]

catcher in the rye

[surreal moth]

look at #eft-announcements

[tiny flame]

so whats new in ets

how be performance

[coarse temple]

same shit but ur aiming is ultra cancer now

[tiny flame]

so my aim is the same got it

[coarse temple]

no no

your skill apart from that when you ads your character goes through a whole song and dance before the reticle rests on target

absolutely ass idk why waste dev resources on something everyone is going to hate

I don't even think the true believers are gonna back this one

[tiny flame]

can you send a vid?

[tall citrus]

is there a video of this? theres no NDA so

[coarse temple]

yea hold on

[tiny flame]

yeah im interested cause thats how it is irl

[coarse temple]

go to #videos

keep in mind nikita built a gun with high ergo knowing people are gonna hate it

his response to the backlash was 'dont worry we only have 2 devs working on it me and 1 other guy. We know u hate it and we're adding it anyway. ha-ha just kidding... pls leave feedback.'

in his video its faster

in reality when you play imagine that speed halfed basically

[tiny flame]

yum

[tall citrus]

you can shoot before you finish adsing

are you aware of this

[coarse temple]

yeah but it will just go everywhere

pvp is already ass why make it worse

[sharp schooner]

real

[knotty musk]

lmao i think you can just go to terminal on ets

[tall citrus]

it doesnt seem that bad but we'll see

[knotty musk]

you can buy the prapor bribe

[sharp schooner]

lmao

[tall citrus]

you exagerated with the "song and dance" lol

[coarse temple]

go download it or have someone who has it installed show you

nikita edited his video to make it look different

it actually takes a business day to ADS

[tall citrus]

i mean that video is from over a month ago

i was hoping for a more recent one

[cyan garnet]

PMC operational tasks: Find a cat statue for me please mercenary.
Scav operational tasks: Eliminate 8.3 PMC operatives on shoreline with headshots while your stomach is blacked out and you are suffering from the tremor effect.

[coarse temple]

yeah sorry I don't know if anyone recorded one I just watched tigz do it live

[timid leaf]

We are running 5 laser aiming modules in this bitch

[rough ocean]

i went from daytime customs to night interchange transit, the fuck? 1.0 ready i think

[coarse temple]

yeah really hipfire is your only option moving forward

[tall citrus]

getting good at hipfire is worth it, its very satisfying

[coarse temple]

ill download it and make you a new video if you want surely someone has it downloaded right now and can do that

[timid leaf]

Nice to see they added midget representation with that .3 of a PMC

[tiny flame]

i personally like the idea

[cyan garnet]

[tall citrus]

ive always thought the ads animation was odd, at least it makes more sense now. but perhaps thats not needed

[coarse temple]

watch landmark real quick

he's on ETS and demonstrating

and that's with the high-ish ergo starting mpx

[timid leaf]

I miss my og mpx

[coarse temple]

I miss 2020 tarkov when it was fun

[tiny flame]

i like how it looks tbh

reminds me of ready or not

[tall citrus]

im not a fan of lvndmark but ill tolerate him for this example

[cyan garnet]

I killed someone with a grenade today, made me feel good

[tiny flame]

plus i think it'll make actually leveling up your weapon skills worth it

aim drills n whatnot

[coarse temple]

ill find a newer video

[sharp schooner]

nah lvndmark is showcasing it rn

ts is terrible

[coarse temple]

ok I was about to say surely someone has made a video

if not I will

[tall citrus]

it does seem very rough

[coarse temple]

its bad its not useful to players

[tiny flame]

ye lvnd is showcasing it, it looks fine assuming there'll be a little buff for the weapon skills

[coarse temple]

as constructive criticism ill say its not wanted or needed

[knotty musk]

is that constructive

[tall citrus]

that was a 40ergo

[knotty musk]

idk

[coarse temple]

that's the nicest way to put it, I'd be happier to see them code smokeable cigarettes

yeah that's constructive

[sharp schooner]

valid

[knotty musk]

constructive would be telling them whats wrong with it and why you dont like it

[coarse temple]

I could say its dogassbumassbootyholebullshit

[knotty musk]

and the implications

[tall citrus]

its not very smooth

[tiny flame]

its a nerf to the whole ergo fetish everyone seems to have, and i kinda like that
ofc it'll take time to get used to but honestly i'd like it if it was like that

or, maybe its a reason to invest into ergo more considering weapon sway isnt really an issue?

it can be seen in a lot of diff ways for sure

[acoustic otter]

it looks like shit

looks like he unshoulders then reshoulders the gun or smt to ads which makes no sense

[sharp schooner]

giving people motion sickness is a nerf to ergo? lmao

[coarse temple]

its like that shitass gay zone warfare game

[knotty musk]

he shoulders pistols too

have you seen

[acoustic otter]

no lol got vid?

[coarse temple]

I've never aimed a gun in my life and done that

[knotty musk]

no i watched fed do it

its the same animation for handguns

[coarse temple]

I own several firearms I think I can operate them drunk out of my mind without this strange aim

[acoustic otter]

crazy i gotta check it out myself rq

i dont wanna claim to be a firearms expert, but i think the current system is more realistic

[coarse temple]

You don't pull a rifle into your shoulder and just JUMP around like crazy

Unless you've got parkinsons then if so god bless

Parkinsons aim update

[acoustic otter]

new content coming to seasonal character u cna choose to start w parkinsons for a +5 endurance boost 🔥

[coarse temple]

LOL imagine if they were actually making that a handicap

No secure container, parkinsons aim, maybe a tapeworm so your food/water drains rapidly?

Shit BSG hire me I got you

[tall citrus]

the tugging at the end of ads seems very exagerated

[coarse temple]

You wanna kill the game hit me up, you wanna fix it roll it back to 2019/2020 tarkov with all the quality of life updates we got and we're good to go!

[tall citrus]

it doesnt need to be that intense

[distant cloud]

ive just started playing again, where are all the quests?

[coarse temple]

They should do an old school tarkov like old school runescape

[tall citrus]

its way too intense holy moly

[coarse temple]

click 'side quests' in the quest list

[acoustic otter]

gotta do main storyline Tour to unlock it all

[coarse temple]

there are main story quests now and side quests are the other ones

operational are daily weekly

[nocturne bane]

good god wtf did nikita do to the ADS

that's insanely bad

[tall citrus]

isnt it more realistic to move the camera of the player half way to the gun

[nocturne bane]

no

[tall citrus]

instead of this bungy rope

arent these trained soldiers

[nocturne bane]

got noodle arm ADSing

[nimble sun]

I got killed by my first d2 camper yesterday

[tall citrus]

does the new aiming have the swaying for longer guns?

like on mp-153 it sways a lot

in live eft

[main birch]

anyone elses frames terrible after latest update ?

[high acorn]

My frames are great bc they’re made out of a good metal

[main birch]

ggs

normally at 240 consistent on labs but now jumps to 100 randomly

[slate oracle]

[nocturne bane]

I don't think ADS needed to even be touched Nikita

[acoustic otter]

changes to teh ADS already

[nocturne bane]

Start listening to the community

[acoustic otter]

bro i bet they had 2 versions ready and just wanted to drop this 1 first to see if we would let it slide

[knotty musk]

theyve already changed it lmao

inb4 they make it worse

[wicked rain]

So they made adjustments to aiming after 4 hours of the test server

[coral flax]

wtf is the v-ex spawn rate on interchange bro

I went there like 6 times and no car spawned

[nova niche]

How many?

60? 120?

[high acorn]

Enough

180

[floral edge]

all of them

[nova niche]

My god

[crude vessel]

@knotty musk how many gpus do i need to make bitcoin

[nova niche]

He gets 180

[knotty musk]

?

1 minimum

in the farm

[slate oracle]

spawn rate
as in they no longer 100% show up at a certain time????
man I gotta learn more abt this 1.0 shit

[crude vessel]

i have 4 should i build the thing in my hideout

[high acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/stephen-colbert-flirty-seductive-seduce-celebrity-gif-15931438

[wicked rain]

Yeah let’s test stuff for 3 hours and change everything fuck it

[knotty musk]

no its useless and pointless

[wicked rain]

Fuck the game we made

[knotty musk]

takes 70 hours for 1 bitcoin with 10 gpus in it

[acoustic otter]

id only build btc farm if not planning on prestige

and ofc ure gonna want to get more gpus asap

[wicked rain]

Yes I love shouldering my already shouldered weapon

[nova niche]

Butch

[wicked rain]

For the love of the game

[nova niche]

15-20mins

[knotty musk]

yes

Yutch

[nova niche]

Then stack up

[knotty musk]

Okutch

[nova niche]

Thanksutch

[cerulean sedge]

Wonder how much dev time they devoted to this new aiming.

[knotty musk]

not much

its 2 guys

nikita and one other dude

[cerulean sedge]

The vodka budget must be unlimited

[tall citrus]

that was fast

LOL

[nova niche]

When is Nikita joining the stack

We have space since geon is flaking on us

[knotty musk]

i hope soon

dark and hits vape blyat

darker

[nova niche]

Vevillvevevilvillvevevil

BLYAT

[floral edge]

[nocturne bane]

lvndmark talkin mad shit about ets

[nova niche]

Ok

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/nikita-tarkov-buyanov-nikita-tarkov-calling-with-nikita-tarkov-gif-11097397000465192140

[nova niche]

Why are u watching landmark

Smh

[tall citrus]

the tugging at the end of ads is strange for sure

[nova niche]

Mfw a test is being tested and people are upset at a test that will be changed due to testing

[odd fractal]

because the dev do some shit about tarkov

[nocturne bane]

why not?

[nova niche]

Cuz stremmers bad

Duh

Dont watch. Shrimply play

[knotty musk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776409746100977716/1499512170839277668/I_love_Nikita_tarkov_eft_escapefromtarkov.mp4?ex=69f51109&is=69f3bf89&hm=26fb3c96689e7c741c5ca9f4e844afc1d1b1fdcc3e5a61e5ac6a36230cef94bb&

[nova niche]

Especially go play @knotty musk’s hit video game, Spiral of Regret, available someday on steam

[knotty musk]

someday

[nocturne bane]

i watch while i play other games

[nova niche]

Weirdge

[nocturne bane]

no

[nova niche]

U do u tho

[nocturne bane]

while i play my mmo i need entertainment

[nova niche]

Youtube documentaries

On the fall of the bronze age

[knotty musk]

!remindme 15m LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[reef condor]

✅ I will remind you in 15 minutes at Apr 30, 2026 at 21:03 UTC

[tall citrus]

if they speedup weapon leveling and have that yanking effect on ads reduce significantly then it may be acceptable

[knotty musk]

well they already changed it so

keep giving feedback

[tiny flame]

genuinely flea market level limits are getting to me

[nova niche]

#eft-announcements

[tall citrus]

i dont think anyone gets to max of any weapon skill lol

[nova niche]

Just remove flea, wont need flea market level limits

[nocturne bane]

just watch lvndmark for feedback honestly lol

[nova niche]

Yes they do

Isnt max lv.3 just 3

Wait

U mean the actual category skill

Dont u

My bad

[tall citrus]

like bolt action rifles

[nova niche]

Ye gotcha

Sorry

Just a stupid scav what do I know

[wicked rain]

I can’t stop shouldering my gun

[tall citrus]

i have 22 bolty on live because i used it a lot early release

[nocturne bane]

scavs are people too

[tall citrus]

i cant imagine getting it to 50

[wicked rain]

I’m addicted to shouldering

[nova niche]

Mfw I shoulder my gun to check a corner I know no one is in just for style points

[knotty musk]

feds just looting on ets

[floral edge]

🥀

[knotty musk]

you can literally buy the terminal prapor bribe

[nova niche]

@surreal moth dude

Please

Get ur shit together

[surreal moth]

im being baite

[knotty musk]

bro didnt even know how to use it

[nova niche]

Do testing stop looting

[knotty musk]

actually

i just looked as his bag

its empty

[tropic hearth]

why remove it tho

[knotty musk]

as you were, fed

[nova niche]

Bad

[floral edge]

can you tell him to stop looting on ets

[nova niche]

Oh

[knotty musk]

hes not

[nova niche]

U baited me

Didnt u

[floral edge]

it might have smth to do with me feeling so bad

[tropic hearth]

?

[nova niche]

Sorry Fed

[surreal moth]

WHY would i loot

[knotty musk]

i was just assuming because hes been in a shoreline raid for 30 minutes

[wicked rain]

Ads meta is dead

Never aiming again

[nova niche]

Ill personally make sure Butch pays for his blunder

[surreal moth]

stand down pleximunching scav

[nova niche]

And ill pay for falling for it

[knotty musk]

going sorc

ice spear

to the back

[nova niche]

Butch

[knotty musk]

ye

[nova niche]

75% MDR

you are screwed

[knotty musk]

?

[tropic hearth]

i genuinely cannot hipfire to save my life all of my midair bunnyhop kills are thanks to some otherwordly force

[nova niche]

75% magic damage resistance

[knotty musk]

that doesnt stop you being frozen unfortunately

[nova niche]

Heres the funny thing

The ranger thought the same for two hunting traps

Yet he got smacked

Dont make me make you into an example

[knotty musk]

stop youre aura farming me

[nova niche]

[knotty musk]

??geon

[reef condor]

@glad wadi https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521620522304405504/1463309598441209970/image.png?ex=69735703&is=69720583&hm=daef3fb587320962517edbcc14834647bd7615273ea227325a51a81608efd85f&

[nova niche]

@glad wadi Did u get me a troll pelt yet

[wicked rain]

Play around in the shooting range for a while. Like a while. It starts to become natural.

I still kinda can’t control the recoil perfectly tho. But being MOSTLY accurate is all you need sometimes

[knotty musk]

he joined the vc earlier and he said he has one

but i dont believe him

hes baiting

[nova niche]

I think hes lying

I need screenshots rn

[glad wadi]

💀

[wicked rain]

Troll pelt?

We on top bleak falls barrow w it

[nova niche]

Go back to the Nord lands old man

We’re hopping into the seas to kill the stingray

[knotty musk]

i need the dragon stone please

[nova niche]

WTB dragonstone key 600g

[wicked rain]

What’s wrong with Nords gang we indigenous

[knotty musk]

rmt

[surreal moth]

killed like 8 scavs on shorline w ETS raids

[knotty musk]

banned

sylvia

[nova niche]

Untrue

[knotty musk]

you CANNOT (can't) say this

[nova niche]

Gold is the currency in DaD

And theres a marketplace

So

L bozo

[knotty musk]

if youre a nord

[nova niche]

Fuck

[knotty musk]

gold is your currency

[nova niche]

Am I a nord

[wicked rain]

Elder Scrolls 6 set in Norvinsk

[knotty musk]

i think so

[versed violet]

??codes

[nova niche]

Let me check

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26 (arena code)

[nova niche]

Oh wait

Im a Human Fighter

Your opinions mean nothing

[knotty musk]

so youre a nord

[floral edge]

[knotty musk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1371200789414019252/1487713259053121577/download.gif

[wicked rain]

Nordvinsk

[nova niche]

Its him….

Look who decided to show yo

Up finally

[sly tapir]

G37 mentioned

[nova niche]

Hi Afr aid

[wicked rain]

Maybe he’s calling to tell you he reverted the shouldering change

I can’t stop shouldering my shi

[floral edge]

butch you play healer right

[knotty musk]

not anymore

i wasnt respected

[acoustic otter]

u gonna pick up or what

[knotty musk]

phone broke

[acoustic otter]

gg

phone saw new ADS

[knotty musk]

🥀

what about after the changes tho

[acoustic otter]

is it good

[tiny flame]

phone had to be shouldered

[knotty musk]

idk im asking you

[acoustic otter]

i aint seen it either 🥀

[floral edge]

i'll respect you greatly if you pop a healing spell on me rn

[tiny flame]

hi vanilla

[floral edge]

hello

[knotty musk]

@nova niche hes on

[reef condor]

Reminder for @knotty musk: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Set <t:1777582123:R>

[surreal moth]

interesting

[surreal moth]

like a propotal ?

[floral edge]

fucking anything

[royal sinew]

"FIREBALL" downs a fireball

[surreal moth]

big breakfast with hotcakes from mcdonalds

[floral edge]

breakfast and mcdonalds in the same sentence

this is why i asked butch

[surreal moth]

sorry

[teal star]

is a prebuilt pc with a Ryzen 7 7700x, RTX 5060TI, 32GB DDR5, MSI PRO 850M-VC motherboard, and 1TB NVMe SSD worth getting for $1500 pretax?

[surreal moth]

🎎

[floral edge]

no more speaking privileges with you

[royal sinew]

does anyone know how to unlock the 40 btc ticket part

i dont get it

also who knows lightkeeper keys

[gusty hollow]

is nikita netanyahu gonna bring back the visualize button for post fx

[royal sinew]

does simple side job make u do it in a transit raid from reserve or nah

[rough dome]

i'm at 21 minutes waiting for server how do i back out to pick a different map

[topaz patio]

do what i did

ez fix

[white slate]

then i can prestige

then get the money back?

[topaz patio]

[white slate]

cause i'm about to press claim

[royal sinew]

u keep a certain itemslot amount u pick of limited items

its how it works

[spring crystal]

guys check out my video in eft chat

lmao

[white slate]

what? i dont get it

[spring crystal]

headshotted 2 dudes in under one second

[white slate]

so any item u can keep?

[royal sinew]

go look up a video it helps

LK island hopefully gonna give me COFDMs for int3

[jade copper]

You’re better off looking in reserve

[royal sinew]

fuck that dogshit map

im on TD3 id rather go customs

[jade copper]

I found more COFDMs there then anywhere else

[final wigeon]

just slam pkpts for cofdms

[ionic heron]

hey have yall encountered a glitch where it says your mia when you still have time on the counter?

[jade copper]

especially in AK and PKPTS

[royal sinew]

that doesnt mean reserve is fun

i got cofdms from reserve but its a dogsht map

[jade copper]

AK is pretty okay too

[ionic heron]

bc this is really starting to piss me off

[final wigeon]

did you figure it out?

[royal sinew]

i wish i understood the unlock req

[final wigeon]

after you unlock case

[royal sinew]

yeah no shit i ahve every other part

i just dont remember how to get mechanic to talk to me/kerman

[jade copper]

Going for savior?

[royal sinew]

debtor

[jade copper]

Ah

[final wigeon]

did you run labs until he tells you where to go for the rfid?

[royal sinew]

savior already done

[royal sinew]

i have to do MORE? 😭

[final wigeon]

yah after you get keycard from double black

[hollow ferry]

so i mostly play pve ..and i really want to start playing pvp anybody here willing to let me start running with them ?

[final wigeon]

you need to run labs until hes like WAIT ITS NOT ON LABS

[royal sinew]

that aint a funny joke

[final wigeon]

its on streets

[royal sinew]

i thought the keycards he gave would b enough ffs

[royal sinew]

i recommend #beginners-assistance #beginners-chat since u ARE a beginner on pvp

[final wigeon]

nah video said you need to run 30m of labs

[royal sinew]

goog

[hollow ferry]

thanks man

[royal sinew]

its a 30 min timer???

[tiny flame]

arena still being a big fucking NERD and not letting me do my dailies and weeklies

[royal sinew]

so glad im done w/ LL4 ref

cba farming dialies/weeklies

i should finish BP but cba

[final wigeon]

wait if youre doing debtor

might be diff

[royal sinew]

no its the same quset

[final wigeon]

nvm yeah you need to run labs

[royal sinew]

it splits off after i stop working w/ kerman

its just annoying labs is just a shit map

full of 6k hours on labs only people or weirdos

[final wigeon]

yeah im going fallen so pretty much the same spot

[royal sinew]

what u gotta do?

[final wigeon]

im about to open case then have to run labs

its crafting

[royal sinew]

fun

[tiny flame]

aaand all of my dailies are gone when i restart

ty bsg

[final wigeon]

i still have to grind 100m

and like 15 btc

[royal sinew]

im doin LK island to see if the COFDM spawns are real someone said they were

[lucid shell]

so am i thine only one that arena is bluescreening when i try n play/reinstall?

[royal sinew]

they've been wrong so far

[royal sinew]

never seen that

[lucid shell]

yikes
ok well im cooked

been bluescreening me

[warped canyon]

2nd time today ive been called a cheater in arena by some soyboy russians lmao

[dim nebula]

anyone know streets taxi spawnrate

[warped canyon]

btr? 70%

[dim nebula]

when tf did i mention the btr

[warped canyon]

you mean the extract?

[dim nebula]

yes

[warped canyon]

say so next time

[final wigeon]

you mean car

[warped canyon]

or literally anything but taxi xd

[final wigeon]

LMAO

[dim nebula]

r u guys slow or something?

taxi v-ex

[warped canyon]

no but you seem to be

anyhow, dont think the % is actually known

[royal sinew]

ok this argument is genuinely dumb

just call it car thats what everyone does

the BTR is considered a taxi

you're both being dense tho

[dim nebula]

im terribly sorry

[warped canyon]

wiki has 0 informations about it

[royal sinew]

dw its not just u but u are missing like key lingo

[dim nebula]

idk a single soul who calls the btr a taxi bro

[warped canyon]

ive always assumed 50% but as mentioned no % is known

maybe datamined shit but like, we dont like dat

[royal sinew]

it drives u around for money

[subtle forum]

yo

[dim nebula]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-simpson-loxyysgif-ABsj1vpTUbIw5sQGvK

[mild viper]

The extract is literally called taxi tho 💔

[warped canyon]

i mean fair, but like noone ever called it that

[gaunt trellis]

Hey guys, whats the best things to loot for streamer items?

[warped canyon]

Labyrinth or Labs

[spring crystal]

bags

[warped canyon]

and for evasion n stuff Duffles or Jackets

and always loot scavs

they hiding the goodshit

[royal sinew]

ok genuine question how do you travel to lighthouse

from shoreline right

[warped canyon]

transit yea

[royal sinew]

like in lore

this place is so disconnected

[warped canyon]

lore wise? shoreline is literally next to it

[wicked rain]

Lighthouse then shoreline

Lore wise

[warped canyon]

the map aint 100% accurate

[royal sinew]

yeah but its literally just shoreline isnt it

[warped canyon]

but if you go into the transit or extract whatever you already walking on LH

[wicked rain]

Yes

[royal sinew]

how tf do we exfil southern

[warped canyon]

thats the better question

no fkin clue

[wicked rain]

Imagine shoreline and lighthouse as one big map

We just can’t because of technical limitations

[warped canyon]

how does exfil work in the first place

do we all just say "welp hes out cant shoot him anymore"

[silent hemlock]

🐦

[warped canyon]

like after a slaughter in the factory as soon as you outside the gate everyone just peaceful

[royal sinew]

if tarkov was an open world with actual fps i'd fiend

[wicked rain]

Damn imagine having to walk to ur stash spot that would be so sick

[wicked rain]

I dream all the time man

I’d prolly never get off the game

[royal sinew]

fr'

[warped canyon]

i kinda dont think thats a good game xd

[royal sinew]

its not really for tarkov

[warped canyon]

unless it has some basebuild mechanic

[royal sinew]

but it'd be REALLY REALLY COOL

[subtle forum]

100%

[warped canyon]

i mean it could be cool

[royal sinew]

90% of quests wouldnt work

id still fucking love it

[warped canyon]

just fkin DayZ then kekw

[wicked rain]

A way better dayz lol

[royal sinew]

i just want tarkov to have more places to walk

it feels so small on most maps with bad fps still

[subtle forum]

I mean shit. Most of the original big wave of players that joined tarkov in the early years was made up of members from the DayZ / Arma / STALKER community

[royal sinew]

id play streets 24/7 if they ever fixed fps

solely cuz i love the urban giant jungle

[warped canyon]

streets is actually cool

[wicked rain]

Tbh streets is goated but it’s like

Really cut off

[royal sinew]

i hate streets because of players/fps thats it

[warped canyon]

but so much bs going on there

[wicked rain]

Some areas on streets need a serious rework or some more open pathways in the middle of the map

[warped canyon]

and kaban is a cool boss to fight

[subtle forum]

Enjoying streets with his Ryzen 9 9950X3D / 64GB DDR5 / RTX 5090

[royal sinew]

ngl doing a lightkeeper lighthouse loot run is really relaxing

[warped canyon]

holding is fort

[wicked rain]

The entire factory area just sucks ass to travel through

[white slate]

fak i sold all my bitcoins lol. wthh

[royal sinew]

ye its about all u can donate :L

i had 17 altyns saved or sum shit

[warped canyon]

for what

[wicked rain]

I got 13 tagilla masks currently

[royal sinew]

prestige

[warped canyon]

ah

[royal sinew]

i was gonna dump em all on my timmy

[warped canyon]

always btc n stims

[white slate]

about to prestige didn't know u can transfer bitcoins etc

[royal sinew]

idc for btc or stims man

[warped canyon]

pres 1?

[royal sinew]

bitcoins and stims are temporary

[white slate]

yeah pres 1

[warped canyon]

not a lot of slots

[royal sinew]

altyn murder lives forever in my head

[warped canyon]

just barter some BTC

[vital sail]

You can js buy a couple from mechanic

[warped canyon]

and get some stims

for Samples

and if you feel frisky some razor scopes

on mounts they only take 1 slot

[gaunt trellis]

Im specificly looking for a BEAR plush and the Summit1g golden phone

[vital sail]

gp coins and lega medals if you have arena too

[white slate]

he only sells 1 at a time tho

[royal sinew]

@warped canyon 500 altyns #videos message

[gaunt trellis]

Any idea where i can find those the ffastest?

[warped canyon]

Both you can find very often on Labyrinth

just get a 5 stack from this discord and go ham

[vital sail]

You can wait for refreshes if youre not in a hurry

[royal sinew]

bear plush labs gphone valuable spawns so prob labs

[white slate]

how do u make them 1 slots?

[gaunt trellis]

Outside of laby and labs? i dont enjoy them

[warped canyon]

id say 2-4 raids and you got it

[meager hollow]

Does killa get affected by flashbangs? I assume yes

[gusty hollow]

whats the attachment that makes grips at a curved angle i cant find it

[royal sinew]

timegates are shit

[royal sinew]

i dont think it actually does

anythin

[warped canyon]

uhh SVD something something mount, put a nf30 on it and then the razor

[vital sail]

🤷

[white slate]

i wanna press prestige now to show off our 1 friend who isn't gonna be prestige for somet time xDD

[subtle forum]

keep the scope attached to the mount. The mount stays as a 1 slotter even with the scope attached.

[royal sinew]

first time?

[warped canyon]

you mean canted RK1?

[white slate]

yeahh my first time

[royal sinew]

there's always a higher level. trust me p1 aint shit.

[gusty hollow]

yeah, but at a curved angle, holding it like a steering wheel

[vital sail]

then transfer shit like the 3 60 rounders for ice cream cones and other quest items and everything else whatever valuables you can find

[warped canyon]

yee i cant recall the name rn it bothers me xD

AH right

B-25U

[royal sinew]

im saying this to warn people. P1 does NOT give you rights to have ego

you are NOT himmothy

there are way more unemployed players

[warped canyon]

pres 2 is needed

for the extra weekly

[vital sail]

youre on the path of becoming himmothy

[royal sinew]

barely

bro finally found the path

[vital sail]

P1 still lands you higher than most players rb id believe

[warped canyon]

ye but ppl catching up

its been 4 months

[vital sail]

eh

[royal sinew]

nah P1 is still hard for ppl

alot of players dont want to reset

[warped canyon]

but im part of the nolife gang so idk

[white slate]

this is between our friends only xD theres only 3 of us that plays

[royal sinew]

prestige is a test of willpower to see if ur willing to do early game AGAIN but at late wipe

[vital sail]

Personally im not planning to prestige at all

[royal sinew]

ah. just saying dont get too much ego but ur doin good.

[warped canyon]

prestiged 2 months in after 1.0

mostly cuz support blocked me for a month :-:

[royal sinew]

after doing TD2 again im starting to think i wont either

[vital sail]

Especially not on the main character

prestiging on main character will just get harder as time goes by

[keen mango]

Hi

[white slate]

are flash drive good to trasnfer?

[vital sail]

Fir?

[warped canyon]

if u get stuck on them yea

but like

they super common

[vital sail]

id say take like

Three 60 rounders 100%

found in raid ofc

[meager badge]

i get like 20 before im on them no poiny

[vital sail]

Good for you

[royal sinew]

im ngl TD2 has dropped 3 things considerably
My roubles / Gear
My KD
My sanity

i did setup in an evening .

and it was more fun.

[meager badge]

just do bitcoins food for the jager task and 3 60s

[warped canyon]

next time you do it get legmeta ammo

way better

got me done in like 2 days

[vital sail]

No

[royal sinew]

it wasnt the issue.

[vital sail]

ap 6.3 and shoot face

[royal sinew]

it was genuinely the fucking fact AP/PBP were on restock 24/7 the gun didnt work for shit

and everyone has high tier armor

[warped canyon]

thaaats why legmeta

M882 if you cant afford anything else

[vital sail]

i had minor amounts of fun with td2 actually

[warped canyon]

i hate TD3 much more

[vital sail]

ground zero is always

[warped canyon]

ruined the AK12 for me

[vital sail]

I loved td3

[warped canyon]

but it got better cuz more maps

[vital sail]

js ran reserve

[warped canyon]

was so damn ass to do on LH

(still did it there cuz other quests)

[royal sinew]

i see why its called test drive now

[crimson dagger]

the level 64 unemployed nolife when 9mm RIP nets me a free T6 vest

[royal sinew]

its testing my drive to live

[vital sail]

i hated the rpdn tho

And im loving the sr2m rn

[warped canyon]

its valid, it kills armored ppl but is not op

[royal sinew]

im gonna do a shitton of customs for TD3 and enjoy it

i love customs murder

[crimson dagger]

im still so curious if 12 gauge rip is memeable or not
265 damage per shot, if you use it in aa12 and aim for leg..?

[warped canyon]

works

[crimson dagger]

oooohhh

[warped canyon]

but i usally use Superformance

slightly less dmg

but better accuracy

and still 2/3 taps just like RIP

cuz rip dont do 530dmg in 2 shots

some weird math going on but ppl tend to survive 2

[royal sinew]

i just run ap-20 slugs for shotties if i use slugs

FTX if i need scavs

[vital sail]

Yabadabadoo

[warped canyon]

FTX is SUCH a nasty round

[topaz patio]

gentlemen.. how do i reroll this

[warped canyon]

either it does nothing

or onetap

[crimson dagger]

its prob cus if you hit leg the damage gets reduced by like .2 or .3 since it's overflow damage

[warped canyon]

why tho, easy stuff

also cant but like

thats the joke

[topaz patio]

you feel victim to one of the ancient tricks

see

checkpoint ok
everything else not ok

[warped canyon]

i mean fair

but SO is actually fun if you got a teammate

and its literally 1 game of SO

[vital sail]

Really found it funny how the devs, instead of making the modes better, made it so almost every quest needs to be done in teamfights

[topaz patio]

that's a big if

[warped canyon]

Brother in christ

this god damn

[topaz patio]

my only friend is the half a kilo of cottage cheese i'm about to eat

with honey

[warped canyon]

Kill ppl with grenade quest

is the biggest BS ive ever seen

[topaz patio]

how

[warped canyon]

i see why

[topaz patio]

you get it done by just... playing

[vital sail]

they knew that if not for the quests EVERYONE would be running last hero

[warped canyon]

in arena

[vital sail]

Because thats the only actual enjoyable mode

[topaz patio]

teamfight

bowl

there's 2-3 nades in the chopper

[warped canyon]

who in the right mind

[topaz patio]

rush it, lob it at enemy

[warped canyon]

plays TF

[topaz patio]

rinse repeat

me

i'd do that

oh plays TF.. idfk

[warped canyon]

didnt you just...

[topaz patio]

i only play checkpoint

[warped canyon]

go back to cheese

[keen mango]

Hey Larry

[topaz patio]

Salutations, my good chum.

[vital sail]

Teamfight best after last hero wdym

[topaz patio]

https://tenor.com/view/salutations-my-good-chum-seal-gif-26437983

[warped canyon]

CheckP, LH... nothing...nothing...some dirt...SO, TF, more dirt BG

thats the official order

[vital sail]

Just chatting at this point

[warped canyon]

BG and TF are somewhat fun i do grant that

but if youre stuck with a shitty team

its SUCH a waste of time

[royal sinew]

arena has the worst nade gameplay oat

im ngl

[vital sail]

Fuck objectives

Just let me shoot

[warped canyon]

do like the cleanup crew

[topaz patio]

you're the first

NEAR sensible human i've seen in this chat

remove LH and we're good

[warped canyon]

shieet. im here always

[warped canyon]

its sometimes fun for some quests but yee still prefer CheckP

[sharp veldt]

if i get sniped at flare extract ONE MORE TIME im coming for you nikita

[blissful ermine]

This is PVP, i dont run another player?

[sharp veldt]

like GOD DAMN

[warped canyon]

Customs?

[sharp veldt]

yes

[acoustic otter]

LH chill but too much effort sometimes

[sharp veldt]

bugged?

[warped canyon]

stay in the middle of the road

[vital sail]

No

[warped canyon]

no clue if its bugged

but its a shitty mechanic

[vital sail]

Not bugged

[warped canyon]

let me walk in the ditch where i dont get extract camped

0 reason for it to shoot me

[topaz patio]

ok so

[vital sail]

just dont look all the way up when shooting it

[topaz patio]

@warped canyon where are you from

[sharp veldt]

this is what i bought eod for

[acoustic otter]

??flare

[reef condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521620522304405504/1461941684962201733/Flare_1.mp4?ex=69af9f4b&is=69ae4dcb&hm=d6577549b97622efce28c1d0e1652a72246c8d96e33d1591f381069d381a8411&

[sharp veldt]

FUCK

[warped canyon]

Tarkov

[topaz patio]

[warped canyon]