eft-chat

[pliant remnant]

so i can have like a trader shopping list or sth lol

and just go that that tab and buy all the items there

[stuck hornet]

anyone for fortnite with me and @glad wadi

[glad wadi]

hes lying

[brittle crater]

I knew it

Tarkov mods are Fornite mods in disguise

[surreal moth]

ya mines updated

[floral edge]

give me a few

kebab boutta arrive

[glad wadi]

you got me

[trail mason]

I need to take co op on woods and reserve for ending. Any ideas?

[glad wadi]

ill get a kebab aswell

its payday

[knotty musk]

found geons streamer mob

[glad wadi]

stack done forgot about me 🥀

[floral edge]

boshhh

[wanton hare]

New LH spawns seem not fun for doing assessment?

[knotty musk]

correct

[wanton hare]

Thankfully I completed assessment like 3 days ago

[molten trench]

Im gonna have to go lighthouse when I prestige

Tbh I don't need LK anymore

[wanton hare]

If you want to escape you usually do

[molten trench]

I should realistically Speedrun through prestiges and endings

[floral edge]

@stuck hornet twin i see you on r6 i know you wanna 4 stack tho

[molten trench]

I'll only need 1 more ending with LK

I did savior

[wanton hare]

I did savior now doing debtor and thankfully through assessment

[glad wadi]

is this bannable

[floral edge]

you're getting on too

we're playing in cups

[nova niche]

Wrong

We’re dark and darker stacking

[glad wadi]

stacks full ig

[raven narwhal]

who takes a flashlight and leaves a razer lmao

[random temple]

northern light house spawn will either be blessed or absolutely cursed depending on what you want to do

[wanton hare]

Just got it as a bear heading to lightkeeper

AMA

[random temple]

it is probably better to jst car extract and try again lmao

[acoustic otter]

whats the max on dark and darker? is it trios

[tropic lantern]

i just got teamkilled

hes from the discord

[shell comet]

anyone have DRD armor on their scav?

[tropic lantern]

i got it all clipped

[acoustic otter]

#discord-mod-mail w evidence

[glad wadi]

yes

[timid leaf]

Ngl it's probably an accident

People can't communicate what they're doing worth a damn then are surprised when they get popped in the middle of a gunfight

[tropic lantern]

nope

he did it on purpose

[floral edge]

i knew y'all hated me

[timid leaf]

Well you're a fraud lee fan so it's honestly all good

[pliant remnant]

is rsh12 REALLY inaccurate or im i aiming wrong

[glad wadi]

literally had his whole body destroyed in season 1

[pliant remnant]

like at 50 m i cant anything realiabily

[timid leaf]

Bro just pulls more speed out of his ass to stay competitive with the dude who can twirl sand around

[knotty musk]

i think hes lowk cheating

[knotty musk]

he just 1 shot everyone

[floral edge]

id win

tell the devs to change the combat to how mordhau does it and id cook him

[glad wadi]

isnt mordhau a bad chivalry clone

[knotty musk]

😭

[glad wadi]

just saying

[floral edge]

dunno, havent played chivalry

but im goated

[knotty musk]

chiv is good

dead tho

[glad wadi]

i just dont get when everyone talks about mordhau when it is the clone of chivalry

did no one play chivalry or something

[floral edge]

no mate

thats why its dead

[glad wadi]

theyre both dead tbf

[knotty musk]

launched on epic games which killed it

[pliant remnant]

bro is levitating #screenshots message

[pliant remnant]

least buggy tarkov moment

also is embedded img disabled in this chat

or do u need to reach a certain lv or sth

[floral edge]

no one gets embeds but mods

[pliant remnant]

[pseudo remnant]

Are BSG aware of all the crash to desktop issues while loading the main menu??? I swear, the game crashes more often than not

It's getting really ridiculous

[tropic lantern]

mod mail is not workinhg

[drifting shard]

Blinking bug after building a gun or being in flea is ridiculous

1.0 ready

[pseudo remnant]

Really feels like they're ready to take their money and run

[brittle crater]

I miss 0.12

[pseudo remnant]

Ah, yes

[knotty musk]

bro left the server 💀

[tropic lantern]

ok i sent the clips with evidence

@polar cradle

the team killer in question

i got his discord in the clips as well

[brittle crater]

Bro voiced a minor bug and then dipped

[knotty musk]

no he broke rule 3 then left

oh well

[zealous plover]

is the muzzle flash actually any better now? can we see while shooting with non suppressors again? lmao

[crude vessel]

YO BUTCH

[knotty musk]

what

[crude vessel]

if my gun has 87/87 durability will it jam

[knotty musk]

likely

[crude vessel]

but its 100%

[zealous plover]

all gun durability is x/100 lol

[knotty musk]

its still under 93%

[runic galleon]

this game is a piece of shit, genuinely been in development for how long and they still cant make the most simple changes. If there was anything else that could scratch the itch that tarkov does, you know that soul sucking feeling of greed and progression this game gives you, literally no one would play it.

[crude vessel]

this one isnt tho

#screenshots message

[zealous plover]

yeah thats still out of 100

[misty jasper]

Fart

[zealous plover]

otherwise the bar would be full

[runic galleon]

right

[minor wyvern]

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[zealous plover]

i posted a SS of one of my guns too and if it gets under 93 its gonna jam still

[crude vessel]

the max durability on it is 86.5

so even if i buy it brand new its gonna jam?

i bought this from flea btw

[zealous plover]

if you buy a brand new one itll be 100/100 lol

[crude vessel]

fuck

i just saw theres a listing for 100/100

[zealous plover]

it just repaired to that. its still 86.5/100 overall

[crude vessel]

i thought since most other listings were under /100 that the gun has lower durability than others

i might be bricked

[zealous plover]

its at full durability to what it repaired to but all guns are x/100 dura overall

cuz if you notice the bar isnt full so that tells you right there

[crude vessel]

i see i fumbled

its fine its a net loss of like 20k

i bought a 100/100 one

[zealous plover]

change your flea settings to full durability things only

[crude vessel]

thats not good for buying plates

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[crude vessel]

ill keep it in mind when buying guns tho thanks risingscorpio

[tropic lantern]

ok i gave the mods the propper clips now

[zealous plover]

yes it is. why would you wanna buy used plates lol

[crude vessel]

??headsets

[reef condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523438319929917441/1496215841258340514/TarkovEarChart4kNoPrice.png?ex=69e91316&is=69e7c196&hm=37b10fc6dcc1780c14f2d5ebd872cf5734b9e66ddfaf7f537e4e00df2156a601&

[crude vessel]

when its at 39/39 its fine

[zealous plover]

i mean sure but max dura aint gonna be that different in price if at all lol

i use slightly used plates like that if i already have them but i dont buy them like that

[royal pulsar]

Not how plates work

[crude vessel]

1 less dura point

[royal pulsar]

If it's 39/39 and the max durability, yeah it's fine.

Is 40

[crude vessel]

yeah

thats the case

[royal pulsar]

But if it's 39/39 and max dura is 60 it's not fine

[crude vessel]

im talking about monoclete

if you knew to assume it was 40 why would you bring up the case where its 60

[hazy bay]

wtf

[royal pulsar]

I didn't know to assume

[hazy bay]

how some money from my stash disappeared?

[royal pulsar]

I didn't see a plate named

[hazy bay]

like

[royal pulsar]

Just that it's max dura

[hazy bay]

22 millions?

i didnt buy anything

[zealous plover]

either way the plates from traders are gonna be the best choice anyways as the price is gonna be negligibly different

[crude vessel]

im sorry... you should be happy it went to the poor anyways

[royal pulsar]

Did you list something on flea incorrectly

[hazy bay]

no, nothing!

[royal pulsar]

And get taxed for all your money

[crude vessel]

i dont know what trader sells monoclete and i dont have access to them if theyre not the top result i think

[hazy bay]

When I left 70 millions, now just came home and 48 millions

excuse me wtf

[tropic lantern]

what happens to you if you team kill and u get caught?

[royal pulsar]

If you grouped from this server, enjoy the ban

Otherwise nothing

[tropic lantern]

yea he was grouped in this server

[rigid zephyr]

assessment part 1 seems like its going to takes weeks with these new spawns now, holy, I'm seeing no one and it was already bad before

[royal pulsar]

Has to be video proof

[tropic lantern]

yup video proof

[zealous plover]

idk i just buy the level 5s and 6s from level 4 ragman barters lol

[tropic lantern]

does his tarkov account get banned?

[misty jasper]

Was it a stinky European man

[zealous plover]

if it was on purpose and can be proven on purpose then bye bye but accidents happen

[royal pulsar]

No lol

[tropic lantern]

no it wasnt a accident

[zealous plover]

BSG doesnt care about that lmfao

[tropic lantern]

he shot me square in my face

[arctic osprey]

i wonder what they did to speed up leaving raid. it doesnt feel any faster tbh, just sort of spaced out. like you get to the death screen faster but its stuck there and overall the experience doesnt seem any different

[tropic lantern]

in shoreline

[tropic lantern]

no but he was a white guy

[zealous plover]

then you gotta prove it somehow and send it to whoever takes care of that stuff and theyll get kicked if they determine it was on purpose

[tropic lantern]

i got the video on youtube even

[arctic osprey]

getting banned from discord servers doesnt really do squat

its not exactly hard to make a new account

[heady osprey]

Can always take the speed route through it and camp red rebel extract

[tropic lantern]

they told me they needed the audio

[arctic osprey]

my advice is the same as when a cheater gets you, just report and then never think about them again

[tropic lantern]

and then i sent it straight from steel series gg

like what

[lucid shell]

Rusted bloody key is CRAZY
made 14Mil in one raid

[rigid zephyr]

Been sat around there a few times also, no one around, its like the raids have 3/4 players

[crude vessel]

damn whatd you get? 30 ledxs?

[zealous plover]

thats nuts. ive opened it 3 times so far and only one marked key and its the one on lighthouse that goes for 200k lmfao

[lucid shell]

314Marked and a reserve marked]

plus other crazy ones

[heady osprey]

Yeah that was my experience, basically went there, waited 7 mins and if nobody reset

[arctic osprey]

i got super unlucky with mine. i found 2, and the first one i got tarkovd really quick from god knows where, with the second the best key was RBPKTS

havent used the one i got from the quest yet tho

[zealous plover]

i have 2 rusted bloody keys im itching to use again too lol

2 of them i got from my 95k scav case lol

[lucid shell]

i just found one on a scav looked it up and made crazy money

lol

[zealous plover]

actually ive hit it 4 times now. twice to do the quest cuz i forgot the cameras and 2 i found it at the mall spawn. and now i still have 2 keys

[rigid zephyr]

I dont mind fighting and dying for pvp quests but I find it so boring when the raids are like this, I 100% believe the pvp quests on lighthouse need changing, its just a dead map

[zealous plover]

and gotten shit from it lol

[quiet plume]

jesus u have to literally lobotmize yourself to make arena bareable for doing dailies

[heady osprey]

Yeah its why I'm not prestiging again on perm guy, cba doing insomnia etc again

[hazy bay]

thats why I only play last hero

[zealous plover]

yeah punisher and shooterborn on LH took me forever to do

[hazy bay]

HORRRIBLE

[digital trout]

Is there anyway to get Assessment quest active at same time as Punisher 4? So i can get double value from impossible LH PMC kill tasks

[hazy bay]

no

[quiet plume]

just as unbalanced as the rest of the matches/modes

[hazy bay]

horrible! Especially with the new inertia... and nl, mp7, asval, asval mod4 noobz everywhere

[zealous plover]

you can get punisher and test drive 3 at the same time though lol

[hazy bay]

its like a dancing simulator

[acoustic otter]

just use them urself

[heady osprey]

Yes, just progress story to the point network provider and do that to get to assessment part 1

[arctic osprey]

i managed to rush out all my bolt action tasks super early thanks to the marlin, made it a million times easier than trying to do it now when everyones rocking meta gear

[digital trout]

@heady osprey thanks dude I will search how to do that

[rigid zephyr]

dont mind any other pvp quests coz most the time i get to pick the map, just lh ones suck

[zealous plover]

yeah i tried to do punisher and shooter born at the same time lmao

that amde it worse

made*

[arctic osprey]

yeah

[quiet plume]

yeah i wouldnt single out a gun being used and call them "noobs" because of that. I just hate that the game has no sense of balancing like every match im in its just me and my team getting dunked on without any chance of fighting back

[heady osprey]

Batya should take you there I think

[arctic osprey]

i did sbih while doing all my plant/fetch tasks on lh, then doubled up assessment and punisher. imo thats the way to go

[hazy bay]

I mean.. I agree

but how some weapons can be THAT meta?

[quiet plume]

well they are high firerate and low recoil

[quiet apex]

Because bsg cant balance for shit

[quiet plume]

im just dogshit at pvp but since arena has no sbmm, arena is essentially just a sisyphus task

[digital trout]

pro move that is what im aiming for too.. fujck that map

[arctic osprey]

yeah it MASSIVELY cuts down on how much you have to grind it lol

oh

and test drive

do the ak12 test drive at the same time

nto for me

[digital trout]

test drive i did on customs as i was not sure about the story path to unlock assessment etc

[quiet plume]

like when i have 3 kills and 22 deaths in an arena match whihc is not uncommen and theres no mechanic in the game "hm maybe he shouldnt be matched against ppl with a 13 K/d" then idk

[knotty musk]

Chat

I have obtained a mouse

[floral edge]

lizard boutta eat good

[stuck hornet]

yout what

[stuck hornet]

pet mouse?

[floral edge]

fat hambastard

[arctic osprey]

its weird i am pretty damn good at arena but those gunplay skills just dont seem to translate into the base game at all

[knotty musk]

New pet just dropped

[arctic osprey]

maybe i need to play less checkpoint

[stuck hornet]

i had 2 pet mice as a kid

they were grey

[floral edge]

surely your lizard eats it no

[knotty musk]

He looks devious

[quiet plume]

idk im a pve player cuz i suck at pvp but like any normal fps would have atleast some balancing

[knotty musk]

No my lizard is insect only

[stuck hornet]

we used to feed frozen rats to my snake

that shit was crazy

they defrosted and u had to hold them by the tail and wiggle them around

[unique agate]

try live ones

i cried as a kid

[stuck hornet]

na

[arctic osprey]

im an older player and it sucks because i used to be like one step below pro in cod4 and CS1.6 but now my old and busted brain is too riddled with CTE to keep up

getting smoked left and right by the younger generation

[quiet plume]

idk arena is just

bad

unfortnatly required for cool skins

[knotty musk]

W

[quiet plume]

apple

[floral edge]

mate that slice is the size of him

[stoic arrow]

Shrimply a kryll issue 🦐

[knotty musk]

He's eating good

[quiet plume]

precisly yet wondering why im never matched against ppl that equally have a skill issue

[stuck hornet]

sometimes you do

[quiet plume]

no

[stuck hornet]

sometimes you dont

[stoic arrow]

Me getting matched with a PVE player in my game. Surely me going 17-1 can carry the Shootout (it cannot)

[stuck hornet]

you wont get better at the game playing against bad players

[stoic arrow]

^

[quiet plume]

i wont get better by getting absolutly destroyed every game either

[stuck hornet]

see what they are doing

and adapt

[quiet plume]

well thats the neat part 90% of the time im dead before i even see them cuz i just got pixel peaked through satans buttcrack

[stoic arrow]

Playing devil's advocate it's hard to do shit when five people are swinging you same time because your team's full of trilobytes

[arctic osprey]

yeah theres definitely a skill difference level where beyond it you're spending too much time getting your ass blasted to learn much

[timid leaf]

Nah I got cytomycetes on my team, they can't even hold the gun

[earnest otter]

Has anyone noticed a change to flash hiders? I have tried lots of different ones including brakes

[knotty musk]

w another 2fa announcement everyone is gonna ignore

[timid leaf]

Just don't be stupid

[knotty musk]

too hard for people

[timid leaf]

Yah this is oeft

[arctic osprey]

i dunno i work in cybersec and while "people being stupid" is definitely the number one way auth details get stolen, half the time that person being stupid isnt actually the victim, its someone who works for a company that handles the victims data

or like a who company is being stupid

[timid leaf]

Thank you pickolas cage

[stoic arrow]

can confirm actually. Former CySec

[stuck hornet]

everyone should have 2fa enabled either way

[knotty musk]

its more people dont enable 2fa

[arctic osprey]

like one of my countries major cell carriers basically published their entire customer bases details on the public internet a few years ago

[knotty musk]

even though it isn't 100%

its still better than 0

[brittle crater]

Why would you not use 2fa?

[arctic osprey]

how the fuck are you supposed to keep your shit locked down when your cell company is doing that

[brittle crater]

It's an extra step a would-be lowlife would have to hurl over to get into your account

[stoic arrow]

"more work it's too hard ughhhhhh"

[arctic osprey]

yeah people should 2fa, but its not a silver bullet

[floral edge]

hop on cs

we playing cache

[brittle crater]

Of course it's not. If someone really wants your account they will try to get it

[stuck hornet]

u playing in 1k elo lobbies

[brittle crater]

But if it's added security with no cost, why not get it

[floral edge]

yeah you tryna smurf

[timid leaf]

Oh they added cache back? The map that should have been in the game on CS2 launch?

[stuck hornet]

lowkey could

but am on siege

[brittle crater]

I'm about to go grab a bite

[floral edge]

im gonna be playing with maty in a few

[stuck hornet]

i have an alt i use for smurfing

[covert stump]

i fucking love how arena is literally unplayable

[floral edge]

im in gn on cache atm

[arctic osprey]

well it DOES have the accessibility cost. the launcher keeps logging me out for no reason and its annoying how i have to spend extra time getting back in due to 2fa

[stuck hornet]

id get ranked like silver 1

ive never had a rank on this account on cs2

[floral edge]

idgaf im playing for fun

[arctic osprey]

imo the best thing people can do for security is get a password manager

[stuck hornet]

its like faceit level 8

[brittle crater]

You know what I meant 😭 It doesn't cost you any money

[arctic osprey]

yeah true lol

[floral edge]

slopit

[arctic osprey]

sorry im in a nitpicking mood

[stuck hornet]

im on r6 tho

so no cs

[stoic arrow]

ew

[floral edge]

bastard bitch

[brittle crater]

Rainbow Slop

[stoic arrow]

Why make yourself suffer with Siege in the big 26?

[arctic osprey]

rainbow slop deige nuts

[granite dove]

what can i do with a tarcoin? wiki doesnt mention anything

[stoic arrow]

Okay what?

[brittle crater]

They could offer me a blank check for any dollar amount I wanted and I would still never go back to playing Siege

[stoic arrow]

I haven't played since Aruni dropped and I've been so happy since

[timid leaf]

Rainbow Six Vegas my beloved ❤️

[stoic arrow]

I pre-ordered that game too, eugh

[arctic osprey]

p2w makes me so angry lol

[stoic arrow]

Prefer 1 or 2?

[arctic osprey]

i cant stand it

[timid leaf]

Honestly both have their benefits

[stoic arrow]

true, both great games.

[arctic osprey]

p2w in video games made me a marxist leninist

[gray rover]

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[stoic arrow]

Blame Lil St. Jeff

[arctic osprey]

we must seize the video games from the bourgeoisie and give them to a dictatorship of the gamer proletariat

[crude vessel]

just won a fight over an airdrop, i was scav and he was pmc, im the saiga 9 goat

[arctic osprey]

tfw there IS a global cabal of satanic pedophiles and they ARE the ones responsible for p2w and microtransactions

modernity is insane

[stoic arrow]

Everything is connected.

[arctic osprey]

i bet fucking reptiloids are probably real, too

[stuck hornet]

wot

[crude vessel]

saiga 9 headshot from 50 meters wit ironsights and he was running

[stoic arrow]

better than the P90 from yesterday

[stuck hornet]

lets not use that word that way

[stoic arrow]

LOL

[crude vessel]

on god he woulda been dead if it wasnt for shitty bullets

[timid leaf]

Nah crossovers like that must be ridiculed

[stoic arrow]

Well yes.

[crude vessel]

mid analogy my bad

[timid leaf]

The p90 is either a chadmelter or scavs bounce rounds

[stoic arrow]

P90 bad 4 penetration

MP7 better with FMJ SX but also wack

[timid leaf]

Don't say that too loud, the 5.7 nerds will show up to justify their purchase of a 1000 dollar pistol with a dollar per round ammo

[crude vessel]

i got nl 545 GP and sr2m from the drop btw

[stoic arrow]

Have fun with that NL.

[crude vessel]

in a good way or a bad way

is it a bad gun

[molten trench]

It's too meta of a gun

[stoic arrow]

Yeah what he said

[molten trench]

So I hope you die and lose it

[stoic arrow]

NL is so good that everyone hates it

[timid leaf]

It just looks ugly too. An adar looks nicer unironically

[stoic arrow]

Can't agree

I love AR/AK hybrids

[crude vessel]

ill sell it ngl, i prefer running SMGS because i pvp on ground zero

[timid leaf]

The humble mootant:

[stoic arrow]

Buying one IRL eventually

[stuck hornet]

nl is the best gun for ground zero

[timid leaf]

Good luck lmao

[stuck hornet]

nl is the best gun for any map

[molten trench]

Nerf NL

[minor wyvern]

rgn is the best weapon for any map 😄

[stoic arrow]

Eh CMMG makes the Resolute which is just the Mutant but updated

[stoic arrow]

BASED

[chilly dragon]

You could use your brain and wonder why 🙃

[molten trench]

Good luck on lighthouse

[timid leaf]

How much is that one? 2k?

[stoic arrow]

close IIRC

[minor wyvern]

fair enough. On lighthouse, id prefer the rpg

[stoic arrow]

My MCX Spear was $2850

[molten trench]

Agreed

[stoic arrow]

I can eat it

[stuck hornet]

peacekeeper is cheaper

[stoic arrow]

If only he sold the .300 SPEAR

[stoic arrow]

Me when toob from mountain to chalet

[molten trench]

Peacekeeper is 5k to unlock

[timid leaf]

https://www.guns.com/firearms/p/cmmg-dl-44?i=370298
What the hell is this thing

[molten trench]

Scary link

[stoic arrow]

han solo blaster

[molten trench]

#eft-announcements

[stoic arrow]

sent it to my throwaway alt and opened

[molten trench]

Don't press links

[stoic arrow]

kekw

[timid leaf]

9mm but a full size mag

[timid leaf]

Don't be stupid

[molten trench]

That's hard

[timid leaf]

Ngl I wonder if they sell the c96 pistol grip separately

[stoic arrow]

it's a .22, AR-sized mags in .22 exist for a plethora of platforms

[crude vessel]

small quiz for fun because i just found out about this,
do you guys know what item goes into both a lucky scav junk box and a med box

[worn flower]

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[timid leaf]

Tiggy splint?

[stoic arrow]

LEDX, O-scope, DEFIBS, etc

[crude vessel]

ok you got it

[crude vessel]

havent tried it but his answer is correct

[stoic arrow]

I didn't know armor and weapon repair kits went in junk boxes

[crude vessel]

wtf they do?

[stoic arrow]

yup

[twin fulcrum]

Is bsg planning on adding more guns?

[stoic arrow]

yup

[crude vessel]

just plates?

[crude vessel]

pleases nikita sg552 i beg you

[stoic arrow]

Both repair kits go in junk boxes

[twin fulcrum]

Id like a benelli m4 bc im sick of pretending

[crude vessel]

oh i see what you mean

i thought you meant armor goes there, along with weapon repair kits

[timid leaf]

I need a cz75 auto

Allow me to mag dump pdp at a dude

[crude vessel]

wjats difference between it and m3

[stoic arrow]

M3 is cooler (I own one)

[twin fulcrum]

IT IS NOT

[stoic arrow]

I'M BIASED

[quiet plume]

M2 is cooler

[twin fulcrum]

ITS A FUCKING M4 WITH A GIMMICK

[stoic arrow]

COPE

[twin fulcrum]

m3 is literally the m4 but with autism

[quiet plume]

M249 please

[stoic arrow]

Tbh the only application I see it being used for is police running beanbag rounds or similar

[quiet plume]

[twin fulcrum]

that would be sick

[stoic arrow]

Gimme all 3 variants of the Stoner 63 and an HK21

[timid leaf]

Yeah we should have had the m249 instead of the updated m60

[twin fulcrum]

also id love to see some additional revolvers, we have 3 of them and 1 is a shotgun

[timid leaf]

Why have two m60s to just clog up the marked room

[stoic arrow]

4*

[timid leaf]

And one is the 9mm rhino

[stoic arrow]

MSGL is a revolver

[twin fulcrum]

as far as im concerned that thing doesnt even exist

[timid leaf]

Allow me to colt python a scav down

[twin fulcrum]

YESS

[stoic arrow]

I kill Pipe with them a lot kekw

[twin fulcrum]

let me role play rick grimes pls

[timid leaf]

I should try to get a kill with the 9mm rhino later

6000 rubles for a full chamber of pbp

[crude vessel]

for your professional airsofting job?

do you shoot kids with that m3 of yours

[stoic arrow]

I LARP SO HARD

[crude vessel]

One larp please

[knotty musk]

@surreal moth

[trim birch]

3 announcements in 1 day and not a single one is icebreaker. I’m fiending and they keep getting my hopes up

[stoic arrow]

muzzle flash changes seem alright

I just prestiged and haven't done a raid so all my testing is done with base guns outta Twitch drops. Can't meta-build shit but flash is definitely easier to see through.

[twin fulcrum]

they should take everything from tarkov and make an open world survival game with base building and cars

it'll never happen tho 😔

[stoic arrow]

So DayZ/Rust with EFT mechanics

[twin fulcrum]

yes

im DYING for tarkov Dayz

they already have zombies from the event like cmon

[topaz patio]

new pet?

[stoic arrow]

Closest you're gonna get are the Escape From DayZ servers

[twin fulcrum]

nah, i want tarkov gunplay

[stoic arrow]

point being it won't happen

[knotty musk]

saved him from a car park

he has a bad leg

[twin fulcrum]

can we just come together as a community and buy tarkov, then use it to make the greatest survival game ever made 😔 🙏

[topaz patio]

cute

[stoic arrow]

name him G502

the best mouse

[topaz patio]

wouldn't trust americans with it

[twin fulcrum]

based af

[stoic arrow]

can't blame that sentiment

[twin fulcrum]

i'd trust valve with it

they turn anything they touch into gold

[quiet plume]

ong

[pallid talon]

Ets for everyone in 15min

[stoic arrow]

Maybe Ubisoft should sell their IPs to Valve then so I can finally get a good AC game

[atomic spear]

what is ets?

[twin fulcrum]

hey man they made a few

[mighty geyser]

??ets

[reef condor]

Any and all topics related to ETS should be in the ETS Discord only.

To participate in Early Test Server (ETS), you will need to apply for registration through a special form in the launcher, after which the participants will be selected. To participate in selection, you will need an active copy of Escape from Tarkov. https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/support/knowledge/422

If you have access to the ETS, you can join the ETS Discord via this link. You will need to be logged in on the website for this link to work, as it verifies you have been given access to the ETS. https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/news/id/177

[pallid talon]

Early test server

[atomic spear]

thank you

[twin fulcrum]

what are they testing

[pallid talon]

Nikita just posted apparently new stuff to test

[stoic arrow]

Modern AC sucks though. I haven't seen a good game since Origins, and before that AC4 (I refuse to buy the remaster)

[heady osprey]

Its going to be that new Aim down sight isnt it

[twin fulcrum]

whats your favorite?

[stoic arrow]

Brotherhood, but any of Ezio's trilogy could take that spot

[knotty musk]

interesting

[arctic osprey]

some dood is listing one of those granit lvl6 side plates on flea thats durability is so low than its not even listed

[twin fulcrum]

nice, everyone i ask ALWAYS say black flag

personally i love 3

[arctic osprey]

not even 0/0, N/A out of N/A

[pallid talon]

AC 2 is my favorite

[stoic arrow]

Great game but it's a copout pick. 3 was awesome with its DLC

[stoic arrow]

We ALL remember getting stuck on that tower mission for over a half hour

[arctic osprey]

tbh i stopped playing after 2 when i realised it was just the first one all over again

[stoic arrow]

Gameplay yes, story no

[arctic osprey]

yeah i dont like the story tbh

like it had promise at the end of 1

[stoic arrow]

To each his own. I love the Ezio trilogy which starts with AC2. It's just hella dated by modern standards

[arctic osprey]

but i kind of feel the same way about it as i do some tv shows, like where the interesting plot premise just gets strung out and convoluted because they need to keep selling the franchise

[stoic arrow]

I don't watch TV for similar reasons

[arctic osprey]

yeah maybe i just got old and it was always this way, but i feel like TV is really shit these days

my favouite video game story in the last few years was actually god of war 1

just a story about a man and his son taking his dead wife up a mountain to bury her

[stoic arrow]

for me it's Gears of War 1-3. Nothing beats that story imo

[arctic osprey]

theres a whole bunch of extra stuff but the core story is tight, self contained, and actually has characters doing things that are somewhat intelligent and fit with who they are, instead of them just doing shit to advance the plot

[jolly dove]

#promocode

[arctic osprey]

yeah that was a pretty good one too

[stoic arrow]

Shame The Coalition cannot make a good game to save their god damn life

sell that shit back to Epic Games

[arctic osprey]

actually now that i think of it theres one tv drama i saw recently that was amazing

mr inbetween

aussie comedy/crime drama

legit might be my favourite drama i've seen since early season game of thrones

[quiet plume]

the story is even more elite when u read the books

[stoic arrow]

that genre's never been my taste

[arctic osprey]

tbh mine neither

but its just really good

watch some clips on youtube

i dunno how to explain why i like it

[stoic arrow]

god i thought this was in relation to my Gears comment and I was about to go full autism.

Didn't know they made them for AC. I'm checking into it

[arctic osprey]

its just really authentic

dudes a violent murderer with anger issues and yet im watching him like "just like me fr fr"

[stoic arrow]

lmao

i'll check it out

[stoic arrow]

holy shit there's eleven. thank you.

[quiet plume]

yuh

[arctic osprey]

lol, its like halo

theres like 30 books or something

[quiet plume]

i have alot of them, they generally stick to the story of the game but its like alot more fleshed out and indepth

also deaths as described very uhhh in detail

[steep echo]

do we know where the new lighthouse spawns are at besides the train station?

[stoic arrow]

I grew up on Kaotic, I'll be fine

[stoic arrow]

Check wiki, was updated an hour ago

[arctic osprey]

oh damn, train station spawns on lh?

[stoic arrow]

4

[arctic osprey]

no more mountain spawns

[stoic arrow]

I posted it in screenshots

[arctic osprey]

south road spawn still there hahaha

[stoic arrow]

you're right. No suicide spawn, crazy

[arctic osprey]

what eyewear goes best with tan man drip?

[reef condor]

Reminder for @topaz patio: Read Obsidian OEFT/R3PrCh
Set <t:1775152776:R>

[arctic osprey]

gas welder googles are my go-to but they're a bit dark

[white mesa]

is there someone who owns scavtac im thinking about buying it but idk how it looks in-game

[arctic osprey]

hmm the antifrag goggles actually go pretty hard

[knotty musk]

so this ETS phase is not under NDA

interesting

[acoustic otter]

surely the new ads will be good

[knotty musk]

new unity engine version too

[acoustic otter]

good overall move

[knotty musk]

agreed

bigger feedback pool

[white mesa]

i saw that there was supposed to be new ak animations on release but they are not here

[fallow tulip]

yo brotha if ur not busy can u look in community support and see if yk anything about that error im getting please?

[knotty musk]

try closing game and clearing cache then booting up again

[fallow tulip]

bet

[acoustic otter]

if that dont work u can try transferring items seperately, so gp coins first, then money and so on

oh nice ets is actually open to everyone

[knotty musk]

yeah they just opened it

[acoustic otter]

i was thinking they just allow us to talk about it

[arctic osprey]

" ● Transition to a new Unity engine version to improve stability and performance, as well as enable new features in future updates." that seems like a big deal

[knotty musk]

well

as big of a deal as going to unity 2022 was

[halcyon schooner]

i have hope now

[burnt flame]

OOMGGG

ets lads

[timid leaf]

I forgot this game was unity

[austere obsidian]

unity is so cool

i wish i was unity

[fallow tulip]

rip still got it

[burnt flame]

So cool I can get the model for free

[knotty musk]

try doing it one by one maybe

not all at once

[vagrant sequoia]

ETS NDA bye bye

[cold stone]

smh, the ETS server says i dont have access to early testing despite being unheard, such 1984

[knotty musk]

no more nda for ets

[random temple]

For the ticket co-extracts after the objective is locked in i can kill scavs?

[arctic osprey]

and open to public

[crude vessel]

whats a budget AR?

[nimble sun]

What is my login name?

[crude vessel]

you tell us bro its your account

[acoustic otter]

aks74u!

[nimble sun]

Hahah

[visual sage]

why isnt my login name working i have unheard edition and had eod before that since 2023

[nimble sun]

It didn’t work tho is what I mean

[crude vessel]

id assume its your BSG ID or email

your BSG id should be like

[nimble sun]

I tried all of that

[crude vessel]

TarkovCitizen_XXXXX

[nimble sun]

Yep

Copy n pasted it

[knotty musk]

ets gift gone

[nimble sun]

I’ll just wait a lil and try it again

[visual sage]

literally doesnt work

[crude vessel]

no idea you might need to ask yourself again

[dusk rock]

Transition to a new Unity engine version to improve stability and performance, as well as enable new features in future updates.

PERFORMANEC UPGRADE?!?!? this cant be real

[nimble sun]

Nahhh fr

[faint viper]

How do I get access to the ETs?

[dusk rock]

is this out rn?

[knotty musk]

#eft-announcements

its in the ETS

[naive pasture]

How do I get access to the ETE? It's show website 500

[cold stone]

there was a gift for using ets?

[knotty musk]

yea

[acoustic otter]

no way man

[knotty musk]

its gone

[acoustic otter]

gimme back my wcase

[knotty musk]

gave like a weapon case, 55a1, keycard holder

[naive pasture]

Need help to verify server's discord

[acoustic otter]

it was lowkey stupid good

[cold stone]

darn, i should have tried it sooner

[naive pasture]

I got error 500

[cold stone]

welp, i guess i shall wait for my id to be recognized

because apparently i not cool enough

[quiet plume]

what even is the id

[cold stone]

the account username

[quiet plume]

ah

[lilac escarp]

Hello 🙂 I just got thinking about buying arena as it was very fun over the weekend but not sure if tactical maps are still worth it - are they a permanent thing or will they disappear in a moth or two ?

[quiet plume]

dont buy arena

[nimble sun]

Oh u gotta wait a few days if u just got access to test server

[acoustic otter]

seems theyve decided theyll be permanent

[nimble sun]

Cuz it’s not in their system

[knotty musk]

they just opened it for everyone so

[wooden yew]

same

[cold stone]

sigh, i wish i could play tarkov pvp right now

[random flicker]

For people who just got ETS today from Nikita opening it this is probably why discord verifying doesn’t work: (it’s in the message sent to you after verification fails)

“If you have recently received access to the ETS, your name might not currently be on the list due to the verification bot being updated every Friday.”

[cold stone]

cant play without the bug that dooms me

[faint viper]

How do I request access to ETS?

[knotty musk]

you dont have to

its available to everyone now

just give the system time to catch up

[light tusk]

I'm getting an “Invalid parameter entered” error (Error: 207) when trying to download ETS. Can anyone help?

[plain moth]

cant install it tho it gives an error message

[crude vessel]

whats ETS anyways

[cold stone]

i hope next patch they fix the overheating bug, because i really do not want to play pve

[hearty phoenix]

i have it too

[knotty musk]

this error has been forwarded already

[knotty musk]

early test server

[faint viper]

Okay is this why I am getting the Paramter error when trying to install it?

[glad wadi]

is game down again?

[crude vessel]

oh damn, do you get any free loot in main game for testing

[crude vessel]

you dont see copypastas so thats a no

[acoustic otter]

not anymore

[faint viper]

I'm getting the same, let me know if you figure it out

[knotty musk]

no they just opened the ETS to everyone

with the new aiming stuff

[lilac escarp]

thank you

[knotty musk]

and new unity version

[hearty phoenix]

i too

[glad wadi]

cool

[crude vessel]

eft on unity?

[glad wadi]

how do you get in

[halcyon schooner]

curse of ra

[knotty musk]

eft is already on unity bro

[knotty musk]

#eft-announcements

[lucid hill]

How do you access it? I'm getting a message that I've not been accepted

[crude vessel]

dayum i didnt know

[faint viper]

Unity 1987 lolol

[knotty musk]

just give some time for the system to catch up

[lucid hill]

Alright cool, thank you

[crude vessel]

Have you considered the fact that nikita dont know you like that

[lucid hill]

he keeps telling people he doesn't know me but its different when we together

[knotty musk]

so new aiming anims and new unity version on ETS

[crude vessel]

he holds my hand when we're on the beach but doesnt hold it infront of others

[lucid hill]

He says he likes to keep us "low key" whatever that means. But I know how he feels ❤️

[naive pasture]

Need help to verify name

[light tusk]

+++

[knotty musk]

you must wait

[crude vessel]

maybe its because hes jealous of other people seeing you or something

[crude vessel]

Ok ill help you with the verification,
Whats your name

[naive pasture]

Check my dms

[lucid hill]

You get it

[crude vessel]

He told me the same, Id know.

[grand sail]

I already used 2 verification tries... so tommorow open access?"

[crude vessel]

No.

[ebon nacelle]

Is anyone else getting error 207 on the ETS?

[tribal kayak]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | MxgicFPSApr26 (arena code)

[crude vessel]

Nope.

[arctic osprey]

they need to give us a way to get those black division NV's, these tan gpnvgs are messing with my drip

[cloud pollen]

how do i get access to ETS? i tried the website but nothing, the discord wont let me authenticate

[blissful ermine]

ETS has unlimited roubles, max level?

[random temple]

give it a bit. EFT servers dont generally do well against rushes of people

[surreal moth]

[uneven rock]

howdy

[faint viper]

Okay, will it be automatic?

[uneven rock]

same

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi @nova niche ranger BS

[cloud pollen]

go to normal tarkov play button, left of it is SERVER: select ETS

[rotund brook]

Ayo ets nda is lifted?

Wild

But everyone has the ets now so

[knotty musk]

yeah

no NDA and everyone has access

except the entire backend is dying

so no one can access

[acoustic otter]

so just tarkov

[halcyon schooner]

lmfao

bro hit the door

[ancient coral]

how to get the acces cause i typed the verify and it said im not on the list do i need to do something else or

[knotty musk]

wait

all you can do

[plain moth]

does the ets have wipes?

[knotty musk]

ets is active for some time and then it just closes and you cant access it

but yes it wipes

[plain moth]

ohhh

ok thx

[blissful ermine]

Does the test server have unlimited money, maximum traders, abilities, and all skins unlocked?

[knotty musk]

not unlimited money but max traders, clothes and a full stash

[naive pasture]

Check my dms

[blissful ermine]

Cool, How much money is there at the start approximately?

[crude vessel]

dayum dayum

[knotty musk]

no idea this time round

[crude vessel]

id assume 500k

[knotty musk]

i think last time it was like 30 mil or something

i cant remember properly

[crude vessel]

dayum

i change my assumption to 30 mil

[knotty musk]

it would be closer than 500k

[crude vessel]

why is synchronizing with players 100% and its taking like over 1 minute and 20 seconds

[blissful ermine]

Yes, I used to press it a long time ago, but it was about the same then too, after all, this is about endless testing and enjoyment, I will have euphoria.

[crude vessel]

its like they abandoned real eft and went to that tester bs

[crude vessel]

i need to rush their spawn bruh

[long swift]

any of you know if i upgrade from eod to unheard do i get the other gamma

[knotty musk]

your gamma should switch to the other gamma

[blissful ermine]

Cultist Circle.

[long swift]

my whole stash got deleted

i dont have a gamma

or anything

not from upgrade

[crude vessel]

4 minutes in synchronizing with losers

[blissful ermine]

Then you can do the Theta mission series.

[long swift]

i had that done too

[blissful ermine]

Has the whole stash disappeared?

[long swift]

very tragic

[blissful ermine]

Integrity check, reinstallation was done, although it doesn't really have much to do with it.

[long swift]

na i got hacked

deleted my stash

[blissful ermine]

You should open a report about it, did no one access your account?

[long swift]

yea i got a ungoing ticket

just finally got it unlocked after a month and gonna start playing again

just wanted a secure container lol

im close to kappa so ill just finish it

[boreal light]

guys anyone else experiencing game error invalid user profile after todays update? Only for scav runs...

[hearty phoenix]

how much the test will be? (ets)

[crude vessel]

its free

[hearty phoenix]

i know but for how much time

[median niche]

@knotty musk Yo

For the ets

How you gotta verify in the dm with the bot and it says to do !verify login_name

Whats the login name is that like your email or

[blissful ermine]

Its your webpage profile name.

your login_name can be found at https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/profile.

[jade copper]

Just says I’m not participating, I’ll have to go on the launcher and find out later tonight

[crude vessel]

Tarkov_Citizen XXXXXX

[crude vessel]

I think i know whats wrong with your ETS

[median niche]

Ahh I see, I typed my login name correctly but it still denied me

[jade copper]

What?

[crude vessel]

did you try to sweet talk the bot?

[crude vessel]

Youre not participating

[median niche]

Yea it says my name isnt participating

[pastel pasture]

anyone in the ETS?

[jade copper]

[gilded juniper]

any updates on wipes?

[fierce jetty]

what a game?

[crude vessel]

??wipe

[reef condor]

As of 1.0, the game entered a permanent wipe state, meaning we will not see any more wipes on the main character.

Kindly wait for seasonal characters (can't find the link for it, sorry.).

[knotty musk]

dark and darker

[knotty musk]

no wipes anymore until they add seasonal characters

[gilded juniper]

when is it in plan

[knotty musk]

some time this year

[crude vessel]

Im taking your job

[crude vessel]

4 months i heard

[gilded juniper]

so 1 to 7 months

[knotty musk]

more like 3-30

[crude vessel]

didnt know people here knew how to count

[median niche]

Do I need to wait before the bot will recognize my name to verify for ets

[crude vessel]

its mesmerizing

[knotty musk]

idk wavy

[median niche]

Hmm

[crude vessel]

just ask nikita arent you red

[median niche]

Lmao real

[crude vessel]

hes in the same house as nikita

[median niche]

Ima wait till friday for it to update ig

[solemn junco]

are they srsly keeping the stupid fuckass new aiming system

[fierce jetty]

thx

[median niche]

Its not even that bad

[solemn junco]

its stupid and looks awful

[north mural]

did they ban p22 from arena

[median niche]

Okay and

I dont see it effecting my gameplay much if at all

[crude vessel]

some pscav bloke thought he could kill me, he dont know me

[crude vessel]

these homos man.

[median niche]

Dont let me catch you on my scav run

You dont know me

[solemn junco]

0/10 ragebait

[median niche]

If you are immediately assuming thats ragebait you may have a room temperature iq

[solemn junco]

Anyway instead of doing that stupid arm shit he should instead make it so in low ergo the pmc takes a second longer to 'find' the reticle

[median niche]

That would be so much worse

[solemn junco]

Its not even that bad

[crude vessel]

I am like a plague, I bring death to all in my raids with no exceptions.

[median niche]

You gotta be like 16

[crude vessel]

how the fuck you assuming his age because he likes the new aiming system

[solemn junco]

What the FUCK is your issue dude genuinely 😭

[crude vessel]

😭

[solemn junco]

go home bro go home

[median niche]

Until i pop out with that ks23 with barrikada slugs

[solemn junco]

you sound stupid

[hazy cedar]

Hey mods…. How come in your announcement you say be careful with suspicious links… then turn around in the next message inviting people to ETS? Who am I trusting?

ETS, sounds fun but since when have you ever listened to supporters?

[crude vessel]

brodie its the announcments channel theres not gonna be any suspicious links there

[median niche]

"May I stand unshaken, Amidst a crash of worlds" Go back to reading harry potter lil bro

[solemn junco]

like genuinely what is your issue, its from rdr2 😭

[crude vessel]

You mad you older than my grandpa

"My knees hurt" ahh

[solemn junco]

Wavy you cant make the person unshit your cornflakes just dont eat them and stop getting mad at people

[median niche]

Youre fuming at me over an ads change lol

Cope harder

[crude vessel]

its the other way around

[solemn junco]

Youre trade banned on steam you chud 😭

if you want to go onto profiles youre a POS cause why are you trade banned

[mental swallow]

any mods? mods mods mods?

[crude vessel]

@solemn junco its gonna start ragebaiting

[median niche]

Damn got you lookin at all my links and shit

Sub to my yt while youre at it

[crude vessel]

"Someone stop them!"

[solemn junco]

that is true

[unique agate]

anyone tried ETS? tell me how the aiming is

[past horizon]

They are really going through with the new ADS stuff huh.

Hard headed ass devs. Literally no one wants this and the game just doesnt need it.

[median niche]

Just wait for airwing marine video to come out

Unc will put out a full breakdown

[unique agate]

i prefer gigabeef

[solemn junco]

He already said its unrealistic when the feature was teased

[past horizon]

dude will read the patchnotes adn thats it....

[knotty musk]

I have the belief that bsg shouldnt care if people dont want stuff

[unique agate]

its ETS

[last fable]

anyone know who douyin_AoTeMan is

[unique agate]

i like youbutch but this one is not it

[solemn junco]

Are there even polls in the ETS server like the surveys in EFT?

[median niche]

Yeah this community is full of doomers they say the game is gonna die because of a small ads change 😂😂

[past horizon]

wow... I didnt know that.....

[hearty phoenix]

do you need verification through a bot in discord to play Ets

[unique agate]

why are yall crying over the changes like its already on live servers

[solemn junco]

0/10 ragebait we just said it stupid asf

[unique agate]

its being tested, if people dont like it, nikita PERSONALLY said he wont push through with it

[median niche]

Facts 😂

[knotty musk]

theres feedback forms

[mental swallow]

'Whoops unable to accept invite' for ets server

[past horizon]

whos crying? Just pointint out that its bad...

Just like I did with the armor hitboxes that was pretty much reverted.

huge waste of time for devs

[median niche]

WacywrB is seething over this update hes foaming at the mouth rn shaking his fist at the sky saying "damn you nikita"

[solemn junco]

I think it should be a survey rather than a form, structured something like 'How do you find X change' and do that for every new feature and a box below with feedback

[median niche]

Ayo?

Butch throw him into the sun

[knotty musk]

maybe it will be this time

i have 0 info

[solemn junco]

You have to be 16 💔

[median niche]

Jesus

[blissful ermine]

Verify Bot is vacation.

[knotty musk]

!ban 1459283067314114573 racism

[mortal leaf]

what a waste of human space

[reef condor]

✅ Banned novembermp (Case #205589) (user notified with a direct message)

[knotty musk]

bye bye

[mortal leaf]

gg mod

[median niche]

Why would you speedrun a ban from this server

[mortal leaf]

fuck that loser

[stuck hornet]

he gone

[trim root]

rip bozo

[flat viper]

yo mod dont make me ban you

[sharp schooner]

rest in piss

[median niche]

Everyone just start poppin up out of the blue soon as a guy gets banned 😂

[mental swallow]

yo @knotty musk do u have MOD role for ETS server?

[plain moth]

politically correct ahh chat

[knotty musk]

yes

[cursive valve]

??codes

[reef condor]

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[mental swallow]

i can't join says unable'

[mortal leaf]

""politically correct"" is not saying derogatories to people now ig

[knotty musk]

the server invite?

[mental swallow]

ye

[mortal leaf]

lemme guess woke is anything you dont like right?

[mental swallow]

server invite from twitter recent post

[astral drift]

Whats the best helmet to buy level 15

[flat viper]

none

[trim root]

woke? I sleep

[mortal leaf]

peen helm

[plain moth]

he didn't even use it in an offensive way stop being such a snowflake dude i am black myself

[median niche]

Can you buy all of em from flea market at lvl 15

[past horizon]

🤣

[mortal leaf]

okay so youre just braindead cool

[flat viper]

alright if you say so. Mods unban the dude

[trim root]

ulach I suppose

[median niche]

Cant reason with a racist

[mortal leaf]

at least he didnt waste much of my time

[trim root]

dont take the b8

[unique agate]

mods pls im scared

[median niche]

Hes a quandale dingle profile pic, hes been consuming the goyslop

[mortal leaf]

yo i have a question

[pallid talon]

Guys what if when we prestige we got a token to skip a task, or to keep the level of 1 skill

[mortal leaf]

how does a russian company enforce an nda on a mostly american playerbase?

[past horizon]

mods pls ban for anitsemitism

[mortal leaf]

how does that even get enforced?

[reef ether]

How about we all stop bickering like adults

[median niche]

Thats not antisemitism

[trim root]

it wouldnt be legal action it would be deleting your tarkov account lol

[past horizon]

as a jew I am offended by that comment, its racist

[pallid talon]

I mean it’s an agreement no matter where you are it still holds

[mortal leaf]

i was gonna say am i gonne get kgb black bagged

[median niche]

💀

[mortal leaf]

you cant enforce it tho

you cant make me go to jail

im on the other side of the planet bsg dont care

[median niche]

Are you planning on violating bsg nda

[mortal leaf]

i mean its null and void bc its done but yk

[median niche]

Mods send him to jupiter

[pallid talon]

I mean what were the terms in the agreement what did it state

[trim root]

Yes

[reef ether]

Nda is out the window for ets now anyway

[mortal leaf]

yeah youre overlooking the whole "not legally binding" bit

[median niche]

You should go to law school

[mortal leaf]

this is purely hypothetical

[nova niche]

There is no NDA for ETS now that its public

More or less

[reef ether]

Yup

[mortal leaf]

im saying IF

[reef ether]

We've had confirmation

[median niche]

Allegedly

[mortal leaf]

IF i wanted to do it

[reef ether]

And we're telling you said information

[pallid talon]

That’s what I’m saying what are the terms

[knotty musk]

ets starts with level 42 and 100 mil

[mental swallow]

then everybody should get access to ETS discord server even those who had violated NDA years ago and were kicked/banned....

[elfin ruin]

There is no NDA anymore, but when there was, breaking it could result in being banned from the servers or in game because that’s what was agreed to

[nova niche]

Not how that works lol

[reef ether]

Nope, standing bans and exclusions remain

[nova niche]

They still broke rules then and there

Its on them

[median niche]

Ive never signed an nda i want to sign one and then in 5 years when it expires i want to spill the beans

[nova niche]

If you applied for ETS then, then you did

You had to apply for ETS

[mortal leaf]

i literally didnt even know there was a playtest server until the announcement today lolll

[reef ether]

You can try to go through the appeals server but idk what youe chances are

[median niche]

Just in general not ets

[knotty musk]

good to see you back in red geller

[reef ether]

Ty ty

[nova niche]

Geller our beloved

[median niche]

I want the secrets to the american nuclear program

[mental swallow]

never broke rules and I was still banned despite having absolutely nobody to show ETS footage to 😂

[reef ether]

Im here to stop stupid and clean up mod mail

[mortal leaf]

i can give you the nuclear codes, havent changed since kennedy

[nova niche]

Good I can ignore modmail now

[mortal leaf]

000000

im not joking either

[reef ether]

Youre in a league lobby, i don't believe you

[mortal leaf]

thats dead serious

[mental swallow]

where is this appeal server?

[reef ether]

In the rules channel

[nova niche]

#rules very bottom

[median niche]

Ur gonna mysteriously fall off a building accidently if u keep saying stuf like that

[nova niche]

If people actually read them

Ye know

They’d know

[mortal leaf]

whats wild is this is like declassified shit, and no president has bothered to make our most dangerous wep stockpile more secure LMAO

[jade copper]

[median niche]

I mean the code doesnt matter

[mortal leaf]

still need the jc key and pres key so ig youre right

[median niche]

You need to be at the missle silo and have authorization and everything

Just having the code is nothing

[reef ether]

I just realised I left the ets server ages ago

[median niche]

You want me to invite you