eft-chat

[glad wadi]

whispers

I can now be really toxic after I kill someone again

[nova niche]

W

[glad wadi]

tea bagging wasnt cutting it

[nova niche]

Should I pick a different name for my Fighter

Ive been SylviaFighter since the alpha tests

Beta tests?

Whichever were on steam

[glad wadi]

Im playing figther

[knotty musk]

ranger

[glad wadi]

why would I nerf myself

[knotty musk]

what class should nanners play

[glad wadi]

[nova niche]

Uhm

Butch

Its trios only

[knotty musk]

yeah youre out the stack sylvia

[glad wadi]

[nova niche]

Oh

Oh

[glad wadi]

Sylvia lets go

[knotty musk]

sylvia out, nanners in

[nova niche]

[quiet salmon]

I probably won't play for ages

[knotty musk]

no but we do need back ups and another timmy to sherpa geon

fed is NOT the backup trio this time

[quiet salmon]

no

[nova niche]

If only Pepsi didnt move to Korea

[knotty musk]

true

[nova niche]

Me and Geon the Fighters tho

[glad wadi]

fed cant be sherpad tho

[nova niche]

We’re goated

[glad wadi]

yeah butch just stand back

[knotty musk]

Thats the point

Im a ranger

[glad wadi]

ill just use a bow

[nova niche]

Uhm

[glad wadi]

ill probably hit more with my crossbow anyway

[nova niche]

Heres the issue

[knotty musk]

Just stop geon or im going sorc

[nova niche]

Butch playing any ranged class turns a fight from a 3v3 to a 2v4

Me and Geon against the world

[glad wadi]

2v4 😭

butch just hitting us

[knotty musk]

2v4 is crazy

[silk prairie]

match should honestly be cancelled if butch selects a ranged class

[knotty musk]

Explosive arrows straight into the spine

[silk prairie]

auto loss

[glad wadi]

prayers up for 15k players on dark and darker

[knotty musk]

Dont need all of them anyway

[nova niche]

See? Butch threatened us

We never threatened him

[silk prairie]

ohh this isnt arena... woops

[knotty musk]

You find a full lobby in 2 seconds

[olive kestrel]

what we mad about today?

[nova niche]

Uhm

[silk prairie]

You

[nova niche]

PvE scav runs apparently

[olive kestrel]

awwww fuck

[glad wadi]

Nothing today its chill

calok not healing light bleeds

[knotty musk]

True

[olive kestrel]

ya know thinking about it PvE EFT is just a cool looking stalker mod

[nova niche]

“Cool looking”

[olive kestrel]

so if you hate PvE players you hate stalker

[nova niche]

You’ve never played Stalker GAMMA

shits cooler

[olive kestrel]

that's my wisdom.for.today

[nova niche]

Ong

[olive kestrel]

I have, I love my.mosin

[nova niche]

If they made Stalker GAMMA multiplayer

It’d be best game

Unironically

[olive kestrel]

there used to be a stalker online game

[nova niche]

Theres that blocky game

Stalkercraft or smth

Not the same tho

Its too MMO focused

Anyways we’re on our DaD arc again

Tarkov old news

[olive kestrel]

but gamma is hard AF I love it

[austere obsidian]

it is technically out

[nova niche]

I lost my best invictus mode run

Cuz

I threw a bolt into an anomaly in a room

It didnt go off

I walked in

It went off

[glad wadi]

im try harding

[floral edge]

stalcraft my goat

[olive kestrel]

you are pretty hard

[knotty musk]

who playing tarkov in the big 26

we up playing dark and darker

[nova niche]

Uhm

[olive kestrel]

id be mad

[glad wadi]

erm

[nova niche]

I was fucking livid cuz i was about to do MM

[olive kestrel]

there is a mod for project zomboid I wanna try called The Ark

now that's a real man game

[nova niche]

Ong ong

Had a zomboid server

Devs kept breaking shit

Closed it

[olive kestrel]

damn

it be like that fr

[nova niche]

Had to restart the server 3 times within a month or some shit

Twice cuz devs and once cuz a modder went schizo and deleted all their mods

[glad wadi]

Valheim server when

[nova niche]

Which caused server to brick

[olive kestrel]

terraria server when

[nova niche]

Dont like terraria

No thx

[olive kestrel]

bro c'mon now

april fools is already gone

[topaz patio]

no she went on a HUGE rant about the tiny hat people and then deleted her one mod that everyone used

[knotty musk]

vanilla terraria only in this household

[nova niche]

I gave the game a try

Didnt have fun

[olive kestrel]

stop playing with my feelings

[heavy palm]

how i know when i stay in solo raind in labs ?

[topaz patio]

it was literally one mod

[glad wadi]

how many mods on ur first playthrough?

[nova niche]

It was mostly about not being paid for her stuff

Iirc

[nova niche]

0

[glad wadi]

[topaz patio]

i mean i joined her server and read through the entire thing

[olive kestrel]

nah gotta do 0 mods on firsy play through

[glad wadi]

valheim server when

[olive kestrel]

that's gaming 101

[nova niche]

I tried terraria

Didnt enjoy it

Tho i did do the hardest difficulty

First try

[topaz patio]

terraria solo is boring

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/moonlord-terraria-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-3240359990164542487

[nova niche]

Wasnt solo

With one other

[topaz patio]

terraria with too many people is also boring

en duo it's peak

[blazing plume]

vanilla terraria is boring solo

modded solo is fun because i haven't played 900000 hours of it yet

[glad wadi]

totally it only has 500 hours of content vanilla

[topaz patio]

took us about 300 tries to get that one summoning weapon from the crystal lady

[olive kestrel]

atleast you tried it

[glad wadi]

what about Kyora

[nova niche]

Dont get me wrong

I dont think its a bad game

[olive kestrel]

who is kyora???

[nova niche]

It just isnt for me

Go to lfg

[glad wadi]

google it its new terraria like from chucklfish

[olive kestrel]

real.gamer.shit right here

[nova niche]

Better chances there

[topaz patio]

120 hours of having to control my nausea and dizziness
other than that it was peak

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi when dark and darker up

[pale hollow]

hellooo

[glad wadi]

like an hour

[knotty musk]

FFS

[glad wadi]

you cant play without me?

[knotty musk]

tell them to hurry up immediately

[floral edge]

hop on a real mans game in the mean time

[knotty musk]

yeah the fuck i can

[blazing plume]

ew

[silk prairie]

wym

[olive kestrel]

good part of working evening shifts, you can have gym to yaself in mornings

[knotty musk]

geon doesnt know im instantly clearing the first 50 quests before he gets back from work

[olive kestrel]

[glad wadi]

dont do this

[austere obsidian]

i need a new knife man

[floral edge]

buy one then

4 more days till i can get my gloves

[austere obsidian]

I like mine too much rn

[topaz patio]

games like terraria, necesse, maple story and such give me nausea

the perspective

and the pixel "art"

[glad wadi]

maple story 🤬 🤬

[topaz patio]

was it maple story?

[glad wadi]

NEXON YOU WILL PAY !!!!

[topaz patio]

the village simulator

[silk prairie]

fair

[glad wadi]

Maple story invented loot boxes

so nexon invented loot boxes

[silk prairie]

i have urmmm 250 hours on terraria

good game

[tiny flame]

Finally at the dentists

[topaz patio]

sorry i meant stardew valley

[glad wadi]

uhm

[nova niche]

Did someone say loot boxes?

Gambling?

[knotty musk]

w gamble

[topaz patio]

gamba

[knotty musk]

gambling on goblin

[glad wadi]

they added loot boxes to dark and darker

[knotty musk]

as we speak

[topaz patio]

i miss oeft gamba

[nova niche]

BUTCH

[austere obsidian]

@knotty musk pls tell me that wasnt you i just sniped

[nova niche]

GET OFF THE GAME

WE ARENT HOME RN

[glad wadi]

tell him

[knotty musk]

w bait

[solid trout]

I'm waiting for a pizza to cook, someone give me a weapon to mod out while I wait

[knotty musk]

game isnt even up

[nova niche]

Phew

[knotty musk]

fuck no i have the game closed

[glad wadi]

hes going to do all the early quests without us

[knotty musk]

!reminders

[reef condor]

1. Apr 28, 2026 at 14:10 UTC (11 minutes, 18 seconds) DSPT done yippieee

[nova niche]

Why does he actually hate us

[knotty musk]

im desperate to have fun

i earned this

[glad wadi]

we keep saying hes bad and we carry him

idk tho

[nova niche]

Im not saying hes bad

[knotty musk]

im a cracked warlock

[nova niche]

Im saying hes super good at hitting teammates

[glad wadi]

super freaking good

[warped canyon]

Also very impressive

[knotty musk]

geon will never fully admit it but im a good warlock

[nova niche]

Butch

HOW MANY TIMES

DID U HIT ME

[warped canyon]

You gotta know whos the enemy and whos not to always Hit teammates

[nova niche]

WITH CURSE OF WEAKNESS

[knotty musk]

like 4 times

in the same fight

[nova niche]

its fucking insane

[glad wadi]

butch gave cyclops + 20 strength buff

[knotty musk]

i did

[glad wadi]

then just backed off and said good luck

[nova niche]

Hed be an amazing Warlock for enemy players

[knotty musk]

it was an accident

[nova niche]

So they fuck them over and not us

He fucks them over*

[glad wadi]

lets be real we are clearing every lobby anyway

[knotty musk]

hit you with a curse of pain then a curse of weakness just to make it even for the enemy team

[glad wadi]

ill play warlock

[nova niche]

True we are that good

[knotty musk]

ggs

[glad wadi]

properly too

[nova niche]

Im ngl

[glad wadi]

bro uses crystal ball 💀

[nova niche]

Im still livid about last wipe

[knotty musk]

hes gonna take the plate armour skill

[nova niche]

And my unique rarity quest loot

Being a unique fucking drum

[glad wadi]

theyve buffed all loot

[knotty musk]

the drum was cooked

[glad wadi]

doubled artifact drop in HR

[olive kestrel]

guys we should ALL just buy FF14

[glad wadi]

😭 💀 🥀

[olive kestrel]

you don't have to play it but Yoshi deserves the money

[nova niche]

Ive been playing FFXIV

Lv.72 WHM

[olive kestrel]

I need my content to keep coming out with good quality

[nova niche]

Just finished HW

[olive kestrel]

WHM

[nova niche]

Yes

[olive kestrel]

As a Tank main and mostly WAR

[knotty musk]

geon dont make me enter the dark and darker discord

i dont want to have to have words

just make them bring up the game

[olive kestrel]

I have love hate relationships from WHM chuds

[glad wadi]

40 minutes

[knotty musk]

until the next 12 hour delay

[olive kestrel]

I need to catch up with the last 2-3 patches before new one

[glad wadi]

Sylvia is asking them for you now

[nova niche]

Just for you

[knotty musk]

HAHAHAHA

[olive kestrel]

which server are you in Sylvia

[nova niche]

Primal Lamia

[olive kestrel]

oh...

[nova niche]

?

[olive kestrel]

I don't think we in the same

[nova niche]

I have a character in Goblin but I dont play them

[olive kestrel]

I'll need to see when I resub

[knotty musk]

goblin mentioned

[olive kestrel]

I think I'm Genova if I'm.not mistaken

[knotty musk]

kill troll

[nova niche]

I mean

You can swap servers or visit others

[olive kestrel]

yeah I gueeeeessssssss

[nova niche]

What race u play tho

[olive kestrel]

could still que up too tbh

[nova niche]

I will judge you

[olive kestrel]

I'm a dragon girl rn going back to my tall dommy bunny girl later

but I might be tall bunny boy who knows

[nova niche]

Au Ra and Viera

Based

[olive kestrel]

always a dark shaded skin and black lipstick

[knotty musk]

me and geon had a nasty little rogue stealing from us one time

[nova niche]

Guess mine

[knotty musk]

we thought he was friendly

remember that guy

[olive kestrel]

you a cat girl

[glad wadi]

so funny

[nova niche]

Fuck

[glad wadi]

double naked pickpocket rogues

[olive kestrel]

WHM main sorry it's too easy

[nova niche]

Ok but

[knotty musk]

they had our lives

[nova niche]

Mine is special

[glad wadi]

so goated

[nova niche]

Cowl

[floral edge]

what is a cowl

[nova niche]

My hooded cloak

[olive kestrel]

if she looks at me like that I'd have to show off

[floral edge]

why is it called that

[nova niche]

Idk

[olive kestrel]

Id have to show her I can pull full dungeon without a healer

[nova niche]

I didnt google it

Hold on

[nova niche]

Ok but u are warrior unfair

[olive kestrel]

[olive kestrel]

I got done dirty by a WHM and since then I made my goal to never need a healer in my dungeons ever again

[brittle crater]

What the fuck?? You're playing without me

[nova niche]

Sull

You quit for eons

[olive kestrel]

also I have a DPS friend who I LOOOOVE to drop tank busters on top of

[nova niche]

Cuz of ur job

[vital sail]

can more bears go to lighthouse these days? i might start doing the peacekeeper quest soon

[brittle crater]

YOU quit first

[nova niche]

I didnt quit

I took a hiatus

[brittle crater]

[knotty musk]

go russian servers, theyre all bear

[nova niche]

But now I finished HW and onto STB

[brittle crater]

Bro

[nova niche]

Also saph dissolved the FC

A while back

[brittle crater]

BRO

[nova niche]

So I assumed u quit too

[brittle crater]

Why does no one tell me this shit

[nova niche]

Idk thats a convo you can have

[brittle crater]

Nah fuck all of that

[nova niche]

Im just taking my time going thru story

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/darkanddarker-darkanddarkerdance-gif-787974895825062422

[brittle crater]

I'll make my own FC, with tall half naked bunny women

[austere obsidian]

welp RIP that trio then ive locked in

[nova niche]

Uhm

Ok

[glad wadi]

Inv

[reef condor]

Reminder for @knotty musk: DSPT done yippieee
Set <t:1777380050:R>

[brittle crater]

Sent

[knotty musk]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-and-darker-campfire-dungeon-it's-time-it's-go-time-gif-16338659614141760752

[floral edge]

[glad wadi]

The reality when butch gets walked down by a barb first raid

[brittle crater]

If Diablo 4 can add fishing to their game, Tarkov can add fishing as well

[nova niche]

LMAO

[brittle crater]

#AddFishingOnLighthouse

[glad wadi]

And immediately switches to caster

[nova niche]

will be hilarious

[olive kestrel]

darker and darker is free ain't it

[knotty musk]

not gonna happen

[nova niche]

Yes

[knotty musk]

but if it does happen geon

[nova niche]

And they buffed the free account

[knotty musk]

sorcerer comes back

just for you

[nova niche]

U get two characters now

Not just 1

[olive kestrel]

hmmm to be.a skeleton rouge main

[nova niche]

Going for something daring are we

Anything else revolutionary

[olive kestrel]

hmmm I'll plant traps and camp chests

I bet no one ever did that

[sharp sandal]

hello chat

[nova niche]

Also I sent u cowl pics gaia

[sharp sandal]

i am back from second boost shot

[glad wadi]

butchs weakness is that he doesnt get his sword out

[sharp sandal]

and going straight into a meeting

[olive kestrel]

where is it

[nova niche]

Ur DMs

[glad wadi]

so theres gonna be a barbarian 2 mm from his face and hes tryna hit an arrow

[nova niche]

Tbf

[knotty musk]

not true at all

[nova niche]

Explosive Arrow

But that wont save him

[solid trout]

Over a quarter of all my raids has been assessment pt1

[glad wadi]

never once saw you use longsword on sorc

[nova niche]

Cuz he woulda already shot it in my back

[olive kestrel]

discord mobile is funny

[knotty musk]

i used the longsword all the time brother

[glad wadi]

ive spoken

sylvia take all the troll pelts

[nova niche]

I only need 2

[silver stump]

i heard eft performance been increased lately, big increase?

[nova niche]

1 for quest 1 for bag

Im humble

[glad wadi]

i need mine first tho

[nova niche]

U are the troll killer

Thats fair

[knotty musk]

i never got a troll pelt last wipe

i get secone one

[glad wadi]

they dont grow on trees mate

[nova niche]

L ig

[solid trout]

Fun fact: The X-17 does not have a default preset in EFT

[nova niche]

This guy still talks about EFT

[solid trout]

The only way to find it in your presets menu is to search the flea, edit build one available on the flea, and save the preset

[nova niche]

zzz

[glad wadi]

its wipe day bro

[knotty musk]

im off to go speak to lightkeeper while i wait

can finally get back the armoured case soon

[nova niche]

Geon he opened tarkov on DaD wipe day

He gets third pelt

Not 2nd

[knotty musk]

this is not on at all

absolutely not

im gonna be the best ranger EU

[nova niche]

You’re literally entering a raid

[knotty musk]

game isnt even up yet

[solid trout]

Did anyone know this

[nova niche]

Let me go tell them to open it

[glad wadi]

the discord is popping rn

we might hit 10k concurrent

[molten trench]

No

[knotty musk]

if they open the game while im in raid then im disconnecting

[crude vessel]

hi guys

[knotty musk]

no

[glad wadi]

"Guys we're so fucking sorry due to a migration error we just lost the entire game its all gone we have to start from scratch"

[crude vessel]

ive taken a nap im a different man

[glad wadi]

official from discord

bruh

[knotty musk]

@wise hatch no asking for handouts

[glad wadi]

😭

[crude vessel]

whatd he ask for i can help him im rich like that

[vagrant nova]

w mod

[knotty musk]

@crude vessel youre on your last warning with copy pasta

[crude vessel]

ok my bad but its like 7 hours apart

[knotty musk]

i do not care

[crude vessel]

is it not funny to you

[knotty musk]

no

[crude vessel]

i can see that

[knotty musk]

geon when game

[glad wadi]

[crude vessel]

you new to the game? i can carry you

[knotty musk]

youre on at 5 right

[glad wadi]

im on at half 5 ish

[knotty musk]

half 5?

dude ill have dungeon kappa by then

[glad wadi]

footy at 8

[crude vessel]

i will be your sherpa if you want

[knotty musk]

@nova niche hes going outside on DaD wipe day

[crude vessel]

cant believe you actually call it footy how gay is that

[nova niche]

What the fuck geon

[glad wadi]

sorry soccer at 8

[nova niche]

Am i the only dedicated one

[knotty musk]

im dedicated

[crude vessel]

thats how you say it

[nova niche]

What are you, the football?

[glad wadi]

arent you 2 hours into an 8 hour shift

[knotty musk]

i will literally disconnect and confirm leave from my raid if the game goes live

[silk prairie]

No

[nova niche]

Smth like that

[glad wadi]

[knotty musk]

im dedicated

[crude vessel]

lowkey ground zero is the MOVE bro

ground zero is the best map for loot arguably

[silk prairie]

very arguably

[nova niche]

Ngl if i hadnt taken a day off last week to go to this interview

I woulda taken today off

Gotta start off strong

[knotty wolf]

seriously?

[crude vessel]

kinda yeah

[knotty musk]

gonna start off by levelling up 6 times from the first match

[crude vessel]

ive never gotten out of a ground zero raid with less than 10k per slot

[brittle crater]

By playing Factory and Labs

[crude vessel]

do you really think your laptop is gonna load ts

[knotty wolf]

what can you find there, it doesnt even have valueble spawns

[brittle crater]

Next question

[crude vessel]

shit ton of PCs and dufflebags

and suitcases

[silk prairie]

but it doesnt have marked keys

[knotty musk]

WAIT

[silk prairie]

or any keys for that matter

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi i can be fish ranger

i dont need helmets

[glad wadi]

yes

[knotty musk]

this is huge news

[glad wadi]

i wonder what my high roller awards will be

[vagrant nova]

fish ranger 🗣️

[glad wadi]

twitch drops are active btw

[knotty musk]

fish finger

no theyre not

youre just lying

[glad wadi]

they are like this week

[fervent sparrow]

where do I find the most scavs on lighthouse

[glad wadi]

lantern skin and emote

[knotty wolf]

well, I dont bother loot those containers, only hit marked room or labs

[vagrant nova]

road

[knotty musk]

May 1 to May, 21 2026

[fervent sparrow]

clearly

[vagrant nova]

lighthouse 👍

[nova niche]

I have my special torch skin

Dont need anything else

[glad wadi]

theyve added new stuff to store

[nova niche]

Ayi

[glad wadi]

make sure to buy some

[nova niche]

Anything good

[crude vessel]

wheres the fun in going to the same spot every single raid if i may ask

[glad wadi]

buy them all.

[nova niche]

I also have the coffee emote

[knotty musk]

you bought the coffee?

[nova niche]

Yes

[glad wadi]

we have to defeat nexon

[nova niche]

I still have it

[knotty musk]

was it good

[nova niche]

I never drank it

[glad wadi]

you bought the 50 bucks coffee bundle

[knotty musk]

send me it and ill drink it

[glad wadi]

respect

bought the coffee but never plays

[nova niche]

I gotta flex

[glad wadi]

😭

[nova niche]

Do u have the special torch skin

With shifting colors

[glad wadi]

i have a green torch

from the seasonal pass

I know butch is buying that instantly

[paper cliff]

Anyone know why i can craft my terminal keycard without solar power when it's supposed to be "mandatory"?, if that makes sense.

[fringe radish]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
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[nova niche]

Not yet

[knotty musk]

someone shot at me on bridge

[silk prairie]

yeah the game gets big content updates daily

[glad wadi]

ruins bridge?

take me home

[silk prairie]

nope

why would that be me??

[crude vessel]

what makes you think there is

[glad wadi]

russia

💀

bit far mate

[vagrant nova]

dont be mean bruh

[crude vessel]

??? where do you find that

are you bricked or something

[vagrant nova]

geon is our national treasure here

[glad wadi]

rip

[vagrant nova]

lmao

[crude vessel]

dudes just be spouting bs confidently

[wanton dagger]

Indeed

[crude vessel]

timmy ego i guess

[glad wadi]

[crude vessel]

glad im no longer a timmy

[nova niche]

Why was I pinged

Genuine

Cuz it got deleted

[solid trout]

Whee, dead again because scavs ignored a PMC and focused me for no fucking reason

[austere obsidian]

i’m forever a timmy

[knotty musk]

im definitely being camped on lk island rn

[glad wadi]

my little pony person

[nova niche]

huh.

[knotty musk]

there was another brony

[glad wadi]

they got exploded

[nova niche]

Why did they ping me

[glad wadi]

you replied to them

[nova niche]

Oh lol

[glad wadi]

server should be up in 9 minutes exactly butch

[knotty musk]

do i just disconnect on the island

wait i might have to survive and extract

i just dont wanna give the camper any kills

[austere obsidian]

not me

[vagrant nova]

scavving in rn

dont worry i am here to save the day

[nova niche]

Everyone scav in

Support butch

[vagrant nova]

i brought a fookin belter of a coffee with me aswell

[knotty musk]

huge

i hope you tapped the spoon a lot

[vagrant nova]

yeah quick tap on here 🗣️‼️

[nova niche]

Hes on his way

??windex

[reef condor]

https://youtu.be/QG6uB6x-gDo

[austere obsidian]

officially passed 100 views

[vagrant nova]

u stink :(

[knotty musk]

lk island loot

[lime trout]

codes?

[knotty musk]

ram and gpu in the same pc

[austere obsidian]

I killed a trio on WTP

and got my hands on a bitcoin

[glad wadi]

just put the iridium in ur safe container

[austere obsidian]

life good

[glad wadi]

why have a slot open

[nova niche]

I killed a trio in goblin caves

L

[austere obsidian]

isn’t iridium not really worth it if not fir

[tropic hearth]

how much is iridium?

[vagrant nova]

55K

[tropic hearth]

oh that's decent

[vagrant nova]

bro got that shit on 🗣️‼️

[austere obsidian]

hear me out

[vagrant nova]

luh calm fit

[crude vessel]

dayum, are PC spawn tables different for every map?

[glad wadi]

resident evil villain looking ahhh

[knotty musk]

🗣️ 🔥

[tropic hearth]

why is ur ping high

[silk prairie]

whta made you wear glasses

[glad wadi]

hes on columbia servers

[knotty musk]

not colombia no

[ruby dragon]

does the 6b43 spawn in kiba arms?
trying to do sew p3

[glad wadi]

it might be up

[tropic hearth]

I've never seen it there but I wouldn't be surprised, it's pretty easy to get from some quests and the prapor barter is rly cheap

[crude vessel]

can you craft it?

i got a bunch of sewing kits if you want

[tropic hearth]

🤔 i don't think it's craftable but i will check the wiki

[tropic hearth]

can u drop those in raid i would guess not

[knotty musk]

im updating rn

[crude vessel]

theres a /wiki command i seen butch use it but im not sure if its for red roles only

[crude vessel]

yeah true my fault

[silk prairie]

dude i just heard someone pmc voiceline and the scav went and said "fuck is you talkin bout"

[crude vessel]

do any of you guys know why every level 10 player i kill on ground zero has BT ammo? like its pissing me off how they have the ammo but not the gun for it while i cant find any on my own

yes im jealous

[silk prairie]

cause its really common

[crude vessel]

its 37 pen bro

[silk prairie]

yea 545 is common

[crude vessel]

also is red flare cartridge rare

[silk prairie]

decently rare put it in your special slots

spawns an airdrop but airdrops have been 100% for a good bit

[crude vessel]

i heard it calls drops but im not sure about cartridge

i see

what about green

[merry sail]

Reshala guards, ammo boxes all around woods spawns ridiculous amount of bt

[crude vessel]

nvm that ones for exxtract

[lunar grail]

Bt-coin

[merry sail]

[lunar grail]

In-game trader that uses 5.45 BT as currency when

[crude vessel]

me bro

i need that

[merry sail]

This could actually be a currency 😭

[crude vessel]

do reshala guards spawn good amounts of ammo, might hunt them

[sharp sandal]

ugh finally meeting done

[nova niche]

Its MAW MAW!!

[merry sail]

If they’re back to normal then yea 3-4 of them usually have all mags 5.45 bt

Sylvia!!!

[nova niche]

Hi hi hi

How does

[merry sail]

[tiny flame]

hi yaw

[merry sail]

Not good I’m afraid

[sharp sandal]

??

whats going on

[tiny flame]

[nova niche]

Hes two dwarves in a trenchcoat

[nova niche]

I stg

[sharp sandal]

you okay maw?

[nova niche]

We’re so back

[merry sail]

Hi

[nova niche]

Wha wrong

[merry sail]

My work is reducing staff

🥀

I need to find something new within 1st of August

[nova niche]

[knotty musk]

dont think the servers are up yet

[merry sail]

But it’s ok, I’ll find something new

[sharp sandal]

[merry sail]

Keeping my head up high

[sharp sandal]

you got this maw

[vagrant nova]

did they give u severance pay atleast

[merry sail]

Yea

[vagrant nova]

w

[merry sail]

I’m working through out summer

[vagrant nova]

u got this bro

i also know someone going through the same thing rn, its really hard out there

[cinder tinsel]

??event

[merry sail]

Tbf it’s not difficult to find work.but finding something family friendly is not easy

Guess no more Christmas vacation and all the other ones included during a school year

[crude vessel]

wdym

[sharp sandal]

finding work that leaves you time to be with family xd

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi

[sharp sandal]

dont wanna work 12 hours and be dead once you're done working

Thats actual hell

[crude vessel]

8 hour workdays sound nice

[glad wadi]

😂 😂

[silk prairie]

missed out on 3 juicy dorms pmcs worth of loot because of height over bore 🎉

[nova niche]

Can u gift me that

[knotty musk]

have to do my part

[tiny flame]

Hihi I'm at the dentist rn I hope your day gets better

[nova niche]

You’re rich

[rotund brook]

You got this

[merry sail]

There’s plenty of jobs for a chef, but finding something that doesn’t mean I need to work evenings and weekends is a challenge

[knotty musk]

youre not gonna play tho

[nova niche]

I literally am

I downloaded game yesterday

I wasnt kidding

[sharp sandal]

u got this

good luck

[crude vessel]

i see
hopefully i hit the lottery and dont gotta work for life or something

[merry sail]

Same

[nova niche]

You could apply to be Nikita’s personal chef

[merry sail]

Good idea

[crude vessel]

or be the one to yank on the cables in the server room every once in a while

[nova niche]

I have that covered already

[merry sail]

Secretly wipe the servers behind his back

[vagrant nova]

add hardcore back

[nova niche]

Everytime theres maintenance its actually me chewing through a cable and them running out to buy a new one

[sharp sandal]

Hardcore tarkov was the most fun it ever was ngl.

[vagrant nova]

yesss

[merry sail]

Yes

[sharp sandal]

And then they added Ref

[lunar tendon]

Is anyone having problems with their game just saying “file integrity check failed”

[sharp sandal]

And it went to shit.

[merry sail]

[crude vessel]

Hello Tarkov players, due to unforseen circumstances, a child has pulled the SSDS from every single server slot in our server room and he ate them, we suspect an employee brang his son to work for "bring your son to work day"

[lunar tendon]

Are the servers down or something.

[nova niche]

@glad wadi Butch wont buy me the seasonal pack

He hates me

[crude vessel]

no im trolling

[merry sail]

[glad wadi]

Butch buy us the seasonal pack pls

youre rich

[knotty musk]

literally not rich

[crude vessel]

how do i optimize my cpu

[knotty musk]

just bought a new phone

-£280 up front

[crude vessel]

that means youre rich

[nova niche]

Ok first off

Fix your credit

2nd

Buy me pass

[knotty musk]

wym fix my credit

[lunar tendon]

Then why is my game just NOT working, like, I just keeps saying “integrity check failed”

[knotty musk]

it isnt broken

i just dont exist fully yet

[nova niche]

You got denied at multiple stores cuz ur credit was so low

[knotty musk]

because i had 0 credit history

[glad wadi]

get a credit card genius

[nova niche]

Literal bellend

[glad wadi]

its free money

[knotty musk]

???????????????????????

[nova niche]

Geons right

[tiny flame]

Free money trust

[glad wadi]

ive already got 3

[stuck hornet]

How do u have bad credit score

[knotty musk]

well i was gonna buy you the thing but

i dont

[nova niche]

No u werent

[sharp sandal]

The installation of new copper wires to our servers for #EscapefromTarkov has begun.

The installation will take between 4 and 6 hours, but may be extended if some GREMLIN EATS THEM AGAIN. The game will be unavailable during this time.

[nova niche]

U hate me

[knotty musk]

i was

i had it in my basket

its gone now

[rotund brook]

You can get those number up

[nova niche]

You never get me anything not even on my bday

[merry sail]

Have you tried to check the integrity of the game files at the launcher?

[sharp sandal]

[glad wadi]

frfr ong twin

[nova niche]

Vani got me something

[knotty musk]

just gonna gift it to geon instead

[glad wadi]

[nova niche]

How are u gonna let vani outdo u

[nova niche]

It worked

[lunar tendon]

Yes, frequently

[nova niche]

You’re welocme

[brittle crater]

Apple or Android

[nova niche]

Enjoy your pass

[knotty musk]

android

[sharp sandal]

meanwhile everyone except cody forgot my birthday

[brittle crater]

🤝

[glad wadi]

iron mace havent actually confirmed the update is done

worrying

[merry sail]

#community-support type your issue in here and hope someone can help you

[knotty musk]

yeah servers arent up geon

[solid trout]

Give me fuel, give me fire, give me one more assessment kill before I expire

[glad wadi]

theyre now 15 min late

[brittle crater]

Iron Mace? The same dudes that made Slop and Slopper?

[tiny flame]

Sloppenheimer

[merry sail]

Oh wait the game is still down?

[glad wadi]

tread carefully.

[nova niche]

Take that back

[brittle crater]

Slopophobia

[nova niche]

We’re DaD mains now

[merry sail]

No wonder

[nova niche]

Tarkovs over

[glad wadi]

last hour at work

[knotty musk]

ZERO dark and darker disrespect will be tolerated by us

[brittle crater]

I played the water map for maybe two minutes at most and the entire map aggro'd onto me

[solid trout]

My GPU at 1am when I'm bored and fucking around with AI

[brittle crater]

Game is bad, sorry Geon

[knotty musk]

anyway @nova niche check steam

[glad wadi]

im bad so game bad?

[glad wadi]

holy shit it worked

[nova niche]

ggez

Successful ragebait

Ty Buthy

[brittle crater]

When all of the scavs trigger onto you after you spawn Customs, is that you being bad or the game having issues

But I forgot you don't play Tark

[glad wadi]

you cant kill scavs?

[nova niche]

Both?

Tarkov IS bad

But geons also bad

[glad wadi]

?

im not bad at tarkov

[rotund brook]

Welllllll…

[tiny flame]

Pressed one of the buttons on the dentist bed thing and scared the fuck out of myself

[solid trout]

• Person bad at tarkov.

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi check steam

[glad wadi]

fuck me then I guess

[brittle crater]

DaD just isn't a very good functioning game imo, probably the best concept in the genre but it's being handled by a very incompetent team

[nova niche]

K/D check?

[glad wadi]

0.59 its been going up

[nova niche]

Apparently SDF is gone

So it may get better

They have a new lead guy

[knotty musk]

SDF isnt gone

[rotund brook]

Wait that’s getting concerning I’m gonna get passed soon

[glad wadi]

SDF fired himself

[knotty musk]

hes just working on a different ironmace project

[brittle crater]

Eh, I'll believe it when shit doesn't aggro on me through walls

[nova niche]

U fucks said he was gone

U hate me

[glad wadi]

he is kinda gone

[nova niche]

You have other plans tho

[glad wadi]

hes working on a new game

[crude vessel]

We have deported all romanians to their home country in hopes of cutting down the estimated time for arrival of our new copper wires

[knotty musk]

they have a new project lead for dark and darker but sdf is still there

[brittle crater]

I do?

[lunar grail]

👀

[glad wadi]

hes like nikita with fragmentary order

[brittle crater]

I mean yeah, I do

[glad wadi]

hes going to make space dark and darker

[lunar grail]

Time for me to vanish

[crude vessel]

is EOD worth buying? the 250$ one

[glad wadi]

yes

[crude vessel]

i see so many people with orange and blue names in tarkov

[brittle crater]

😶‍🌫️

[crude vessel]

mine is just white

[elfin ruin]

You can’t buy eod

[knotty musk]

eod is not for sale

what you see is unheard

[glad wadi]

butch

Unfortunately, we’ve fixed the critical issue we found, but we’ll be extending maintenance by about an hour to verify it.
We’ll verify the fix as quickly as possible.
We are truly sorry for the delay.

[crude vessel]

i hear that.

[knotty musk]

Is this real

[glad wadi]

yes

[crude vessel]

is it worth the 250 bucks either way

[acoustic otter]

hell no

[knotty musk]

@nova niche fact check

[austere obsidian]

only if you get it gifted to you

[glad wadi]

a second delay has hit season 9

[acoustic otter]

buy 2nd highest and some stash lines + arena rather if u dont have it

[elfin ruin]

That’s an entirely subjective question, $250 is different to a lot of people, and worth is something that only you yourself can decide on

[crude vessel]

true, im jobless so its alot

[rotund brook]

lol don’t buy it if you don’t have the money

[rotund brook]

This is Altarion with qualified financial advice

[vagrant nova]

gamble the 250, make 500 bucks and buy unheard

[glad wadi]

^

[acoustic otter]

i think unheard becomes worse the better u become at game cuz its kinda boring starting with all those cases u get for example, scav junkbox is the first big thing u get at start of wipe and u kinda just skip it

[crude vessel]

"You have 250 thousand dollars of debt at 20? Just start working man youll pay it off when youre 90"

[brittle crater]

My logic is that if you find yourself playing Tarkov for a few hundred hours, maybe even a few thousand, then yes Unheard is definitely worth it

[nova niche]

Uhhh

[knotty musk]

I can't believe it

[nova niche]

Its true

[glad wadi]

😭

[vagrant nova]

W usa

[knotty musk]

They don't want me to play

[glad wadi]

i messaged my guy on the inside

[vagrant nova]

1700 clown reactions 🥀

[rotund brook]

The humble layoffs and budget cuts extending the timeline to when you’re 150:

[glad wadi]

in 1 minute btw

[crude vessel]

Dont forget annual compounding and inflation!

[knotty musk]

They can't drop "we are truly sorry" twice

Clearly you're not sorry

[glad wadi]

They dont speak english

[crude vessel]

what about a "Pretty please forgive us"

[brittle crater]

This just solidifies my statement from like five minutes ago

[brittle crater]

^

[knotty musk]

At least they find the critical issues

Before the update goes live

[glad wadi]

god forbid an extraction game has 1 million issues

[heavy palm]

i got depression playiing tarkov labs

[knotty musk]

We have to find the critical issues 1hr after the tarkov patch goes live

[nova niche]

True

[heavy palm]

5min to enjoy and 52seconds in raid

[brittle crater]

I mean the occasional issue is fine but... Are we really comparing the developmental process of Tarkov and DaD?

Like Tarkov has so much more assets than DaD

So it's understandable that it would have issues

[knotty musk]

Dark and darker on top

[brittle crater]

But DaD? Aren't those all store bought assets?

[glad wadi]

Dark and Darker clears

[elfin ruin]

With the amount of funding you’re giving BSG from buying the Arena mtx we will have a QA team soon surely

[knotty musk]

Surely

I'll buy the next mtx

Already gave ironmace £24 and the season hasn't even started

Servers aren't up

[glad wadi]

respect

[knotty musk]

Doing my part

[crude vessel]

dude what do i even do with nut sacks do i just sell those

[glad wadi]

you just defeated nexon

[brittle crater]

It's 24hour playercount is 4k players 😭

[glad wadi]

its last day of wipe

[vital sail]

Ironmouse rap

[glad wadi]

check later

[knotty musk]

It wiped today

[crude vessel]

the gear fear is gone

[nova niche]

No

[glad wadi]

just ban this guy

[knotty musk]

Fr

[nova niche]

We’re just glazing cuz we’re playing

[brittle crater]

Wouldn't that mean everyone would be playing? Like running their best gear possible

[crude vessel]

whom

[knotty musk]

He doesn't know a good game

[glad wadi]

hes being horrible

[rotund brook]

No not with dark and darker

[trim plinth]

SHUT UP

[brittle crater]

Idk if it's the community difference but last week/day of wipe I am playing non-stop and running my best shit I have

[nova niche]

Sebby mad?

[trim plinth]

[rotund brook]

Hi sebby

[knotty musk]

Yeah no dark and darker players just stop and wait

[glad wadi]

youve never had good shit to run id lay you out quick too

[trim plinth]

Hiyaaaa

Sorry wanted to scream

[brittle crater]

Boot up Tarkov rn

[glad wadi]

[trim plinth]

What

[brittle crater]

Let's run it

[trim plinth]

People still play tarkov???

[knotty musk]

No

[trim plinth]

Oh…

[stoic zodiac]

Is anyone else having trouble receiving the verification code?

[knotty musk]

We play dark and darker now

It's wipe day

[brittle crater]

Slop and slopper

[glad wadi]

wheres colonel

[trim plinth]

Oh nice

[nova niche]

Fighters rise up

[rotund brook]

We don’t play dark and darker now

[knotty musk]

Don't come ruins bridge

[glad wadi]

he loves dark and darker

[trim plinth]

Time to be a wizard

[glad wadi]

@vagrant sequoia its dark and darker wipe day

[nova niche]

Oh no

[knotty musk]

💀

He does it

[rotund brook]

What are they adding? Am I getting online or no?

[pale hollow]

hiii chattt

[glad wadi]

Rogue and Ranger rework.

full inferno rework

[knotty musk]

Rogue and teleport bow

Now

[glad wadi]

thanks for the gift butch

[rotund brook]

Oh cool. Rogue rework

[knotty musk]

Ranger has explosive arrows

You're welcome geon

[glad wadi]

I owe you five

[knotty musk]

I get second pelt

[glad wadi]

he has to get second pelt now

[rotund brook]

[nova niche]

Idk

[knotty musk]

We up on dark and darker season 9 by ironmace games it's time for the ranger and rogue rework in 2026 with all new perks and skills

W

[nova niche]

Fighter Banner still goated

I wish u could buff its HP

[pale hollow]

heyyy

[nova niche]

it can die too easily imo

[knotty musk]

Having pizza tonight too

[nova niche]

Huh?

[glad wadi]

hide it round a corner

[pale hollow]

ohhh

[crude vessel]

i like cheese pizza and the bbq chicken oens from papa johns

thought you mightve wanted an experts opinion

[glad wadi]

seriously tho im not bad at tarkov

[pale hollow]

where are u from?

[crude vessel]

i know youre not ❤️

[hasty vortex]

does anyone know if i can do the new arena quests over again after a prestige?

[knotty musk]

I like domino's bbq base with chicken ham ground beef and pepperoni

[crude vessel]

im arab

[glad wadi]

shall I get a pizza then

[pale hollow]

ahhh cool

[nova niche]

Saving this for later

[glad wadi]

[vagrant nova]

we have the döner pizza here

tastes good for dominoes

[glad wadi]

its a dark and darker pizza party

[rotund brook]

Step one: pizza dough
Step two: pizza sauce
Step three: cheese
Step four: whole can of pineapple
Step five: wrap like burrito

[elfin ruin]

Calzone

[nova niche]

CALZONES MENTIONED

LETS GO

[vagrant nova]

do u not like pineapple on pizza

[glad wadi]

whats the point of a calzone

never had one

[nova niche]

Its a calzone

[glad wadi]

who folded it

[crude vessel]

is m4a1 recoil high or am i using wrong attachments

[rotund brook]

Whole can of pineapple calzone