pve-chat

[gray quartz]

rsass is leathal

[distant obsidian]

6.8 is next

then 556

[atomic yew]

I am same sr or rsass

[hollow sapphire]

well I got around 2k BP and 1k 7n40 too, so can have some fun with it

[distant obsidian]

i got like 3k 7n409

but I just dont use 545

[atomic yew]

god that was horrible I wanted to be in the conversation but was busy getting my sj6 and trim run done so trying to avoid bushes while chatting on my phone

[analog topaz]

Fr fr. The only downside of it is it can’t use the 60 round mags you can use on the other 5.45 guns.

[atomic yew]

same, I think 545 is just beat into my head as a shitty round

[pseudo kayak]

i used the m60

lol

for shits n giggles

it worked

[hollow sapphire]

ah lol forgot about that, werent they 3x1 too

[atomic yew]

tbh just run m870 with magnum buckshit

[analog topaz]

No. They are 2 slots.

[pseudo kayak]

if one whole box doesnt do the job for everything in labrys you really really fucked up

[hollow sapphire]

the 45 round mags?

[analog topaz]

The 60 rounders for ice cream cones.

[hollow sapphire]

I mean for GP, iirc it supported 45 round mags?

[gray quartz]

sounds like fun tbh

[pseudo kayak]

rpk is lowkey climbing on my list of guns

just cuz it's the rpk

[analog topaz]

Oh idk.

[hollow sapphire]

lol you can get 95 rounders on it, forgot about that

shit ergo tho

[atomic yew]

its pve who cares

[carmine lantern]

I want to use the rpk but im almost lvl 51 AR skill

[distant obsidian]

my builder are all between 55-70 ergo

mostly in around 60

60-65 is the curretn sweet spot before diminishing returns on ads time

[atomic yew]

I mean if you care about ADS time just use canted

[distant obsidian]

no

[atomic yew]

shits broken

[distant obsidian]

cant use an lpvo on a canted

or do you want to lol

your bullets will not even land close to your target canted lol

[atomic yew]

I mean ads time lowk only matters close range

you can run LPVO and canted and have your canted selected

[distant obsidian]

sure

and I am close with an lpvo sometimes

[atomic yew]

but canted ADS time is insane

[distant obsidian]

0 need for a canted

just build a gun well

[atomic yew]

I mean I can literally ADS with a canted on an RPD with shit ergo faster than anything else you can make without a canted

its actually broken

[distant obsidian]

and useless past like 10m lol

[atomic yew]

nah I use it only in arena. tho tbf, I doubt I am in any engagements past 50m

its really not that inaccurate

[carmine lantern]

I want to hold my gun sideways

the killshot

[atomic yew]

SRO and justice sight work well

but like I said, if you want lowest ADS time, its canted

[hollow sapphire]

canted + that one goofy grip is as close to that fantasy as you can get

i think anyway

[pseudo kayak]

I DID IT

IN NIGHT RAID

FUCK YOU

[hollow sapphire]

grats

[distant obsidian]

i want an efficient ads time with lpvos

[pseudo kayak]

omg

mmm

i love you tyreall

dancing fuck

[distant obsidian]

hence 60-65 ergo

np

[gray quartz]

i just thought id craft a pilfrim bag untill i seen how much the bags are u need to craft it with are fml

[atomic yew]

I mean don't get me wrong I run LPVOs and no canted in PvE

just wanted to share canteds are fastest ADS by far

[carmine lantern]

now you can play the game

[pseudo kayak]

HHAHAHA

BIG PIPE HAD MSGL TOO

[atomic yew]

lucky

[pseudo kayak]

mmm

i believe in it now

7n40 or bust

[distant obsidian]

canted is a little faster then my 65 ergo m4 so

meh

[atomic yew]

it aint at least half?

[distant obsidian]

as long as your in that sweet spot, 0 need for canted

[atomic yew]

might be different in arena

[distant obsidian]

it is faster, but very little

[atomic yew]

its absolutely insane in arena

[distant obsidian]

maybem, but your pre firing a lot

[atomic yew]

tbh any time in PvE I am close I juse hip fire with a laser anyways

[pseudo kayak]

life is so gigly and happy now

shits so sweet

[distant obsidian]

also almost all guns in arena are high ergo

so its not difference

[atomic yew]

yeah but like in arena if I run into someone I will start firing at same time in ADS with model one and only shoot 1-2 bullets before fully ADS

[pseudo kayak]

insomnia is just gz during nighttime

uhhh

[distant obsidian]

like 70+ ergo its even or even slower

[pseudo kayak]

@carmine lantern do you wanna be cute and do guide w me

[atomic yew]

nah try it in arena tyreal, its legit half the speed to ADS

it feels like I am playing a different game on it

[distant obsidian]

my model 1 is over 70 ergo

its not goiong to be different

[carmine lantern]

unfortunately at work for 3 more hrs

[atomic yew]

I legit run model 1 with canted

[distant obsidian]

if 65 and canted are close

[pseudo kayak]

aww

[atomic yew]

I used to use just a UHF or whatever, I swear to god, the canted is half the speed to ADS

[pseudo kayak]

psycho sniper guide and insomnia

that's all i need left

[atomic yew]

UH1*

[pseudo kayak]

tx15 with the 2.5x-8x and canted ffwb (the others get blocked by the adjusting knob)

it's probably my one favorite look on the weapon

[distant obsidian]

single fire 556. Pass

i will toggle the m4 for range

otehrwise your just fucked close range

[pseudo kayak]

I simply like the way it looks

[fervent peak]

runs canted unironically

[pseudo kayak]

I don't really use it much anymore

[atomic yew]

no model 1 with a red dot is what i am saying

[pseudo kayak]

I run my m4 for everything

gridlock sexy

[atomic yew]

canted is legit half the speed in comparison

on arena

[distant obsidian]

you can build and m4 to look exactly the same lol

I like my ax15 m4

upper and handguard are soooo nice

happy I can finally use them

[pseudo kayak]

shhh

i like knowing it's the tx15

there

how about that

but regardless

[distant obsidian]

no

dont settle for less

[pseudo kayak]

i use my m4

[atomic yew]

I use ADAR

[pseudo kayak]

my tx15 is simply there for show

atm i bounce between rpk so i can larp as killa

the SEXY ASS M80 you gave away

oops

MDR*

and my m4

that mdr made me go through like 30 raids of running m80a1 for fun

just bc it was so sexy

[warped imp]

Boss event Idea: 10 Killa spawns on interchange at once

[pseudo kayak]

time to do guide and then tmrw ill do insomnia + psycho sniper tog

[pseudo kayak]

boss idea the goons now move to factory

[hollow sapphire]

all controlled by nikita

[warped imp]

I like that

[atomic yew]

I want them to make goon cultists permanent

[pseudo kayak]

the goons now shoot through the doors if you try to funnel them

[atomic yew]

that event was wild

[fallen mason]

That wouldn't bother me. Nikita doesn't know how to play his own game.

[warped imp]

10 stack running at you would be terrifying

[trail sail]

All scavs turns to one of the goons

[pseudo kayak]

oh oh oh

uh

hmm

every time you kill a scav

it has a chance to immediately turn into either

2 scavs

then 4

then 6

then 8

then 64

OR

you die

[trail sail]

So mitosis

[pseudo kayak]

[hollow sapphire]

every time you kill a scav, two more spawn. why not just keep it simple

[carmine lantern]

I want zombies

[atomic yew]

same

[distant obsidian]

halloween

[hollow sapphire]

i want a new map that isn't some dungeon map

[abstract sleet]

are cultists and goons up on customs during this event? been about 10 raids and haven't seen either

[atomic yew]

cultists no, unsure about the goons, I havent seen em yet

[hollow sapphire]

vss sniping is just plain fun

dunno why people hate this task

[abstract sleet]

thanks

[atomic yew]

you're a menace it is horrible

[distant obsidian]

vss sniping sounds like ass

[atomic yew]

4 MOA can fuck right off

[distant obsidian]

x2

for tarkov moa

[trail sail]

4 MOA and the insane bullet velocity

[atomic yew]

actually? I didn't know that

[distant obsidian]

mhm

[atomic yew]

so it says 4 MOA and its actually 8?

[distant obsidian]

tyake any more and x2 for in game moa

[atomic yew]

[distant obsidian]

yes

so much fun just missig shots all day

yeah very funy

[atomic yew]

yknow that makes more sense

[jovial cobalt]

i got a 100m headshot wallbang on the ship next to the island on shoreline

[atomic yew]

I always wondered why I was struggling to be consistent even with .5 MOA on lighthouse

its actually 1

[jovial cobalt]

9x39 sniping is sick

[atomic yew]

after what, 40 bullets?

It ain't sniping
thats called accuracy through volume

[pseudo kayak]

no it has to be in that exact order

[jovial cobalt]

it wasnt very many

[pseudo kayak]

okay how about this

every time you kill a scav

[jovial cobalt]

i clipped it i think it was the first shot

[atomic yew]

again, not sniping

[pseudo kayak]

boshe loses a fucking toe

[atomic yew]

and if it was first shot thats also not sniping that is pure luck

[distant obsidian]

[jovial cobalt]

first shot

but idk i gotta see the clip again

[jovial cobalt]

NOO

[pseudo kayak]

life is so happy now

so

peaceful

n silly n fun

im so silly rn

[carmine lantern]

peaceful chud life

[pseudo kayak]

@carmine lantern I hope I have a good rest of the day at work

[carmine lantern]

I hope so too

[pseudo kayak]

I hope I walk out in 3 hours?

and

VAPORIZE THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET

[atomic yew]

I'm telling you right now I don't care if it was the first shot, that is not skill, that is dumb luck

[carmine lantern]

skilled at being lucky

[distant obsidian]

rather be lucky then good

[atomic yew]

[hollow sapphire]

i mean is there a better option to do goal and means lol

gotta do it anyway

[distant obsidian]

nope

dont gota do it

[atomic yew]

No that is why this task is disliked

[distant obsidian]

easy skip

[atomic yew]

That is also true

[distant obsidian]

same with the ak50, did it in beta, I dont need it in 1.0

not giving skier 50k euro for a gun I am not going to use

[hollow sapphire]

its absolutely peak task

[distant obsidian]

rather stab my eye with a rusty fork

[jovial cobalt]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lI7g1ujlkTvrzTveb?invite=cr-MSx5ZVEsNjMxMDI4Njg4

[atomic yew]

I completely mean this
I would rather do slaughter house x10 than goals and means

[jovial cobalt]

bear with vss isn't luck,we were born to snipe with 9x39

[atomic yew]

I ain't even watching it I believe you first shot yadda yadda
Its still dumb luck

I'm a bear

[distant obsidian]

easy

[atomic yew]

There is no bear buff

[jovial cobalt]

cus bears are already too buff

[hollow sapphire]

real bears just do the task

to get their gen4 as val

[atomic yew]

I did it already

[hollow sapphire]

so youre a real bear then

[atomic yew]

That task can skill fuck off and I still haven't used gen 4

[distant obsidian]

yep lol

[jovial cobalt]

if ur a real bear how are you typing in human language

[hollow sapphire]

i mean im also not going to use gen 4

but that doesnt mean I dont want to unlock it

[distant obsidian]

i wont use it OR unlock it

ez

[atomic yew]

I'm just a tasker and like doing tasks scratches an itch to get the complete

[hollow sapphire]

ye exactly

though some I wont do

capturing outposts being one

[pseudo kayak]

never taken vent shaft till now

[distant obsidian]

slav isnt a real bear anways. Hes to much of a snowflake to be a bear

[hollow sapphire]

absolute cancer

[pseudo kayak]

what STINKS

is my poor exfil

my multicam exfil

it's gonna be touched by scavs via insurance

💔

[distant obsidian]

exfil isnt multi cam

its tan or black

[pseudo kayak]

no

[distant obsidian]

wait

[pseudo kayak]

it has a variant

wtf

[distant obsidian]

tac map?

[jovial cobalt]

lol

[pseudo kayak]

uhhh idk maybe?

[distant obsidian]

I thinmk there is an exfil in the tac map

[pseudo kayak]

ref so id assume

i dont remember bp or tac

[mellow mist]

arena bruo

[distant obsidian]

yes we managed to figure that out in the following msgs lol

tac map. like third or 4th slot?

[mellow mist]

man

[pseudo kayak]

uhhhhhhh

[distant obsidian]

I just use the black exfil cause black comtacs

[pseudo kayak]

im gonna be honest

oh unfort the black exfil and tan doesnt go w my fit

so i was like man wtf

tada

[wheat inlet]

hey guys. is there anyone here playing PvE with 32 or 16 Gb of Ram and not getting crash ? just wonder

[pseudo kayak]

boom appears the random exfil from ref

[distant obsidian]

most have 32g

[pseudo kayak]

when i play at work i have 32gb and it's alr

[mellow mist]

i play on 16 gigs of ram and my pc is internally suffering

but i barely crash

[wary dome]

Is anyone else bugged on the “contact voevoda squad” task for “the ticket?”

Im at my lvl 3 intel center and the correct frequency code isnt popping up for me

[distant obsidian]

i dont crash with 32

[distant obsidian]

because you need both notes for the code

and read them

[pseudo kayak]

those blue nods look cleaner

unless im wrong

[river thorn]

just upgraded from 16 to 32 and it made a hell of a difference

[distant obsidian]

yes

[pseudo kayak]

i couldve sworn they do

[distant obsidian]

they are

[mellow mist]

theres blue nods??

[pseudo kayak]

okay

[pseudo kayak]

blue lens*

[restive jewel]

is labs bugged im trying to do the quest before getting the key to lightkeeper and nothing is spawning ive on seen 3 pmc in 10 raids

[mellow mist]

oh

[distant obsidian]

I noly use the blues now

[pseudo kayak]

name of nods?

i cant seem to find em

[distant obsidian]

idk

pk

[pseudo kayak]

or well nvm

[mellow mist]

you gotta kill raiders on assessment part 3 not pmcs

[pseudo kayak]

i can find

[distant obsidian]

search flea under nvgs

[restive jewel]

yes they not spawning

[mellow mist]

i think that was the quest before key to the tower

[mellow mist]

somewhere somehow they gotta spawn

[distant obsidian]

then go push buttons

[mellow mist]

a labs without raiders is not a labs

[distant obsidian]

you have to make them spawn

[mellow mist]

go raider hunting

not looting

not opening cards

just go kill everything

[restive jewel]

thats what im trying and nothing in the usual places

[distant obsidian]

you have to make them spawn

[pseudo kayak]

n15s?

[distant obsidian]

sounds right

[pseudo kayak]

yeah

dual lens

[distant obsidian]

mhm

I use them now. They feel better

also the same as bds except bds have a little more peripheral vis

[sand marten]

i cant wait for the singleplayer mode

[carmine lantern]

what do you mean nothing? like no buttons? the thing w labs is that the garages are a 50% chance for either side. so if one doesnt show, you need to go to the other side and hit that button.

[distant obsidian]

and main

[carmine lantern]

you can also just sit in a room for a bit, I almost always see at least 1-2 packs of raiders show up after 10 min

[distant obsidian]

3 buttons for raiders I believe

parking, hanger and main

[mellow mist]

felt weird seeing the black division dudes with pvs 31s while we only have pvs 14s

[distant obsidian]

because we are stuck in tarkov

and they are not

[pseudo kayak]

i was thinking about it while using the quads

[distant obsidian]

blues good

[mellow mist]

im pretty sure a gpnvg would be harder to get than pvs31s

[pseudo kayak]

the clearer picture is worth more than the borders of my screen

[mellow mist]

i dont know im not john militaryman

[distant obsidian]

mhm

[pseudo kayak]

hardly ever is anything in those blind spots anyways

[atomic yew]

lets be honest they havent given us pvs 31s cause then they'd have to add ecotis and that would be OP

[distant obsidian]

and a spear near impossible in tarkov, but here we are

[pseudo kayak]

mm the spear

[mellow mist]

yeah

[wheat inlet]

@mellow mist @pseudo kayak @distant obsidian after 1.0 update i managed to finish the game till ending. i stop for a while and when i come back. the game is unplayable 🙁

[pseudo kayak]

why'd you ping me

[atomic yew]

actually im 90% sure GPNVG is older than pvs31s

[mellow mist]

what rellinou said and how is the game unplayable

[carmine lantern]

I have 32 gb of ram and I dont think ive crashed a single time, maybe once ages ago

[wheat inlet]

oh sorry i tag wrong.

[mellow mist]

Why are there 2 rellinous?

oh right 16 gigs of ram

[hollow sapphire]

16 gigs of ram is brutal

[mellow mist]

my game doesnt crash with 16 gigs so it might be something else on your pc

[mellow mist]

its hard out here man

[distant obsidian]

whats unplayable

game takes less ram and system resources now then ever

[wheat inlet]

my old gig is 16gb of Ram. still playable. i changed to 32gb and it RAM leak to max

[distant obsidian]

#community-support then

[wheat inlet]

oh i see

thanks

[distant obsidian]

np

[pseudo kayak]

uh ram leak

hmm how did i fix mine

cuz i have 64gb and i get it sometimes

erm

'

restart pc, verify files, recheck your settings

[mellow mist]

i feel broke compared to practically everyone in this chat

[pseudo kayak]

that's the process I went through

HI LEXONFORS

[pseudo kayak]

strive to work with robots

[wheat inlet]

yeah :))) you fix this way before RAM price up 600%

[carmine lantern]

I love eating ram sticks

[pseudo kayak]

huh? im not saying 64gb is needed

[mellow mist]

dont eat those. give them to me.

[pseudo kayak]

I can't

[hollow sapphire]

time to hit the moneyprinter then innit

[pseudo kayak]

i'm a fucking fatass

[mellow mist]

oughta put you on a diet of

mmmmmmmm

hdds

[carmine lantern]

me when im a microwave

[pseudo kayak]

me when im a conventional ezbake oven

@gusty reef GET BACK HERE BITCH

I SAW YOU TYPING

STUPID LURKING FUCK

[wheat inlet]

im not sure what they did to the game. i used to play Tarkov on my 16gb old pc and it's fine. not the best but still playable.

man i hope they fix it before CargoShip Update

[mellow mist]

holy abusive relationship

[pseudo kayak]

yo pal

holy shit

stay out of it for ur own safety

[mellow mist]

i am journalist

i do nothing but watch

[distant obsidian]

lol

[spark zodiac]

do scavs hold guns different or does weapon mastery change that

[pseudo kayak]

yo wtf

he started typing

and then just stopped

[spark zodiac]

what

[pseudo kayak]

im gonna fucking shoot the wall

[spark zodiac]

gng i think ur hallucinating

[pseudo kayak]

dude

ur gonna get diddled

by partizan

😭

[spark zodiac]

makeout with the wall instead

[mellow mist]

sob

[spark zodiac]

i could never get diddled by that old fucking chud

[mellow mist]

stoppable force vs unmovable object

[pseudo kayak]

im the wall

and the person

[spark zodiac]

polypersonous

[mellow mist]

oh god

[pseudo kayak]

HI LEXON

[mellow mist]

here it comes

[pseudo kayak]

[gusty reef]

I wasn't even typing I took one look at the channel and realized I had the wrong discord open 😭

[pseudo kayak]

HI

[gusty reef]

hello

[pseudo kayak]

[pseudo kayak]

yeah fucking gimp

you can go away now since you hate this chat apparently

[gusty reef]

okay bye chat

[pseudo kayak]

fuckass lexos ripoff

[pseudo kayak]

🤡

[mellow mist]

yep

[pseudo kayak]

the clown emoji is used to symbolize the user lexonfors as a clown because of how silly and stupid he's acting right now

[pseudo kayak]

poetry

comes in many forms

[mellow mist]

i dont know man im pretty sure this is grounds for a restraining order

[spark zodiac]

hot

[pseudo kayak]

take away the letter m and what are you

boobie.

[spark zodiac]

an

[pseudo kayak]

that's all you are

[spark zodiac]

an foid

[pseudo kayak]

that's all you'll ever be

is a foid

a foid boobie

boobiefoid

[weary ice]

ew

[spark zodiac]

boobiefoid

[weary ice]

whos tge foid

[mellow mist]

im going to melt your ram sticks.

[spark zodiac]

weezo

boobiefoid

[pseudo kayak]

@mellow mist

[mellow mist]

your compuet will eviscerate

[weary ice]

eww

[mellow mist]

computer

this is Bullying.

[spark zodiac]

foid cant spell

[mellow mist]

Stop.

[pseudo kayak]

too busy being a foid

[weary ice]

foid more like stinky balls

[pseudo kayak]

woah

too far

[mellow mist]

stop........

[weary ice]

😈

[pseudo kayak]

get a load of this guy

[mellow mist]

im cryi8ng rn;;;;

[carmine lantern]

boomboclat

[pseudo kayak]

crying down my leg 😭 🙏

[weary ice]

im such a gassy chud

[mellow mist]

What?

[pseudo kayak]

incredibly gassy????

[mellow mist]

oh yeah on that topic

[carmine lantern]

[mellow mist]

my scav was named irzhan fartovyy

it was really funny

[spark zodiac]

same

[pseudo kayak]

i made sparzhetti and meatzalls

can you taste it

[spark zodiac]

yellow tears in my chudina eyes

[weary ice]

do NOT eat thise

[pseudo kayak]

someone put this in a hopecore edit

😭

[carmine lantern]

mmm meatzalls

[spark zodiac]

chudcore edit

feat every twitter user

[pseudo kayak]

but im a chud or

whatever the song says

yk

[weary ice]

no elaborate

[pseudo kayak]

chud by radiohead

🙁

so sad

guys let's play chubby bunny

but like

it's meatzalls

[weary ice]

chuddy bunny

[pseudo kayak]

D:

[carmine lantern]

I cant wait to run streets when I get off work

or labs

havent decided yet

I need more ammo

[weary ice]

ew

work?

[spark zodiac]

said the biggest chud

[pseudo kayak]

no

[mellow mist]

i cant wait for my pc to crash when i play streets

[weary ice]

🤮

[pseudo kayak]

im going to sleep

[mellow mist]

steamhappy emoji

[pseudo kayak]

tiktok heh emoji

oh wait

foid doesnt have emotes

[mellow mist]

an image of the content creator low tier god stopping his meal of a sandwich and staring straight at the camera

[carmine lantern]

[mellow mist]

im sorry why is there a pregnant scav in the emojis

[weary ice]

the chuds vs the foids

[carmine lantern]

whats wrong with that

[weary ice]

what

[mellow mist]

the great war

[mellow mist]

Nothing.

[spark zodiac]

hi guys

[weary ice]

🤤

[pseudo kayak]

oops

whatever

[spark zodiac]

where from

[carmine lantern]

freakov

[pseudo kayak]

there we go

[mellow mist]

son

[spark zodiac]

chat can we get more tarkov e621

[pseudo kayak]

theyre right next to each other

[carmine lantern]

e67

[pseudo kayak]

you should be rellinou

[weary ice]

676767

[mellow mist]

No.

[weary ice]

haha

[spark zodiac]

damn

[carmine lantern]

im me

[pseudo kayak]

kabans barber shop 😭

[weary ice]

fun times

[pseudo kayak]

🙏

[mellow mist]

677777

[spark zodiac]

i didnt get invited

[pseudo kayak]

a barbershop haircut for half a rouble 😭

[pseudo kayak]

hey you should be me

[mellow mist]

EVISCERATE your barber twin 💔

[weary ice]

no

[mellow mist]

BLESS your barber twin ❤️‍🩹

[spark zodiac]

okay

[pseudo kayak]

pmcs when running

[spark zodiac]

til i get elite strength i will larp

[pseudo kayak]

pmcs when sleeping

[weary ice]

exercise? I THOUGHT YOU SAID EXTRA FRIES HAHA

[mellow mist]

What he say?

[still fulcrum]

I'm 1 kill away in heli pad from Collector

this is so cool

[weary ice]

[pseudo kayak]

pmcs when btr

[weary ice]

pmcs when lifting up their altyn

[pseudo kayak]

pmcs when rest area 3

[spark zodiac]

am i larp

[mellow mist]

pmcs when

[mellow mist]

the larpicus

[pseudo kayak]

uhh

[pseudo kayak]

woah

chumster

chudster

what's up chudster

[weary ice]

am i larp (slowed + reverb)

[pseudo kayak]

chuster

[pseudo kayak]

Rellinou has liked your facebook post

[carmine lantern]

chudster grenade

[pseudo kayak]

[mellow mist]

larp (sped up)

[spark zodiac]

larpmaxxing rn

[weary ice]

gasmaxxing rn fellas

[pseudo kayak]

if only pmcs could fart and move faster that way

[pseudo kayak]

momentum yk

[weary ice]

holding in my farts with ibs

[pseudo kayak]

😱

[spark zodiac]

Rellinou chain

[pseudo kayak]

okay what has this chat devolved into

im not responsible for this

[spark zodiac]

Rellinou

[pseudo kayak]

[mellow mist]

yo my larp

[weary ice]

Rellinou (slowed + reverb)

[pseudo kayak]

larpmaxxing

[jovial cobalt]

nice

[spark zodiac]

random kid

[pseudo kayak]

okay rellinou is going to bed

[mellow mist]

rellinou (reversed)

[jovial cobalt]

which one

[pseudo kayak]

there's only one

[weary ice]

change your name to rellinou right now

[mellow mist]

your bed will evaporate

[spark zodiac]

we all sleep

[mellow mist]

all of us

[spark zodiac]

i sleep

[pseudo kayak]

we?

you mean I?

better

[mellow mist]

WE
A

AS IN

US

[spark zodiac]

I are me

[pseudo kayak]

I am me

[weary ice]

what a out me

[pseudo kayak]

GUH

[weary ice]

i want to sleep

[mellow mist]

i hope your barber decimates you

[jovial cobalt]

guh

[weary ice]

guy

[jovial cobalt]

guh

[weary ice]

guh

gay

[jovial cobalt]

guh

[spark zodiac]

is this what polyamorous relationships are

[carmine lantern]

im me

[weary ice]

guh

guh

[jovial cobalt]

lmfao

[mellow mist]

yes

[weary ice]

guh

[pseudo kayak]

guh

[jovial cobalt]

okok dont get automod

[mellow mist]

the rellinou universe

[jovial cobalt]

....guh

[pseudo kayak]

wait true

[mellow mist]

its like the invincible universe

[spark zodiac]

guh

[pseudo kayak]

be careful of spam me

[jovial cobalt]

lmao irl

[mellow mist]

foid rellinou

[weary ice]

LARPPP

🚨

[mellow mist]

THERES NO LIMIT TO THE LARPPP

[pseudo kayak]

so like

[spark zodiac]

what do you think im doing

guh

[carmine lantern]

hello juliet

[weary ice]

guy

[pseudo kayak]

what quests am I on

[weary ice]

guh

[spark zodiac]

Setup

[mellow mist]

shooting cans

[pseudo kayak]

wow

i didn't realize i was so early on

[charred kiln]

The fatty quest

[jovial cobalt]

guh on

[mellow mist]

am i wrong though

[weary ice]

did. anyone. else goon to. rellinou or. just me and rell number 3

[pseudo kayak]

woahhhh

[spark zodiac]

we

[mellow mist]

larp got too far

[spark zodiac]

selfcest

[pseudo kayak]

I larpped the plot 😭 🙏

[mellow mist]

pondering if playing tarkov or going to sleep

mmmmm

[mellow mist]

im larping it so bad.

[pseudo kayak]

well I said i'm going to sleep

[mellow mist]

im larping it.

[pseudo kayak]

therefore I sleep

tarkov tmrw

today i sleep

[mellow mist]

tarkov in 5 weeks

[weary ice]

no

[pseudo kayak]

NUH UH

[still fulcrum]

this chat's larp levels got too high

[weary ice]

tarkov now

[carmine lantern]

I cant wait for tarkov tomorrow

[weary ice]

or play my roblox tarkov game

[carmine lantern]

its my day off :]

[mellow mist]

Really?

[pseudo kayak]

okay shut up me from the upsidedown

[carmine lantern]

I can run labs all day

[weary ice]

its relly epik

[mellow mist]

yo bro Dark Horizon

[pseudo kayak]

I play Doors

I should all play doors together

[mellow mist]

play ummm

[charred kiln]

play pressure...,,,,,

[weary ice]

i disagree

[mellow mist]

play escape from john pork tower

[pseudo kayak]

RELLINOU PHASMOPHOBIA PARTY!!!

[mellow mist]

Absolutely not

[weary ice]

doors more like poors haha

[carmine lantern]

I am way too unc to play roblox

[weary ice]

or something

[charred kiln]

y

[mellow mist]

time to go eat porridge unc

[weary ice]

all chuds play tarkov

[mellow mist]

Not good vibes.

[weary ice]

i mean roblox

[mellow mist]

we paly for vibe

[weary ice]

fuck

[pseudo kayak]

40k tournament but it's not fitting the vibes

[charred kiln]

40k isn't on the line I see.....,,,

[carmine lantern]

back in my day I played windows pinball and I liked it

[mellow mist]

f2 and a friendly fire voiceline

[mellow mist]

ancient ass

[pseudo kayak]

woah

that's the original me you just insulted

[carmine lantern]

and if I wanted to do a mp game we hopped on cs 1.6

[pseudo kayak]

variant 1

[carmine lantern]

and fuckin skype or teamspeak

[pseudo kayak]

oops

[weary ice]

HAHAHAHAHAA

[carmine lantern]

owned

[weary ice]

that was so funny me!

😹

[pseudo kayak]

thank you me

🐮

[pseudo kayak]

[mellow mist]

clap clap clap

so funny me!

[pseudo kayak]

woah

clank clank clank

so funny me

[weary ice]

bacon wrapped alligator or vegemite and baked beans

[pseudo kayak]

vegemite 😭

[carmine lantern]

I love bacon

[jovial cobalt]

bbq bacon burger

[mellow mist]

moloch or baal

[pseudo kayak]

big arch

I could go for a big arch rn

[weary ice]

vegemite is so good

[carmine lantern]

I could go for some baked beans tbh

[pseudo kayak]

chili mac

[weary ice]

yall such chuds

[pseudo kayak]

I like chili mac

[mellow mist]

that only applies to australians man

[pseudo kayak]

that's me from the upsidedown

[weary ice]

you americans prob eat it without butter

[pseudo kayak]

vegemite me

vegevil

[mellow mist]

i've never seen anyone with a fucked up sense of taste that unironically eats vegemite

[pseudo kayak]

notice how vegemite has evil in it

[weary ice]

ur supposed ot do like 90/10 butter ratio

[carmine lantern]

americans would eat it with too much butter, whatever it is

[mellow mist]

there is no vegemite where i live

[pseudo kayak]

buttered toast sounds good rn

[mellow mist]

we aint even got mcdonalds here

[carmine lantern]

poor thing

[weary ice]

luck

[mellow mist]

quarter pounders are genuinely the best thing mcdonalds has ever created

and cheddar fries

oh my dilly dally

[weary ice]

whenever i eat it my insides explode but itso so good im addicted

[mellow mist]

insane

ok dead chat

im going to sleep

[atomic yew]

has anyone noticed anything about partizan? 4 times in the past three days on woods

[weary ice]

misspelled fap pretty bad

[mellow mist]

im not australian rellinou pal

[carmine lantern]

im me

[weary ice]

hes supposed to be pretty common in local servers

we are we

[mellow mist]

parmesan is either instant head eyes or free 7.62 BP farm

[weary ice]

labyrinth exists btw

[mellow mist]

i've only gotten 5.45 ammo from labyrinth

[weary ice]

killa can have ak with bp

[mellow mist]

he can

but does he have it when i play?

Nope

[weary ice]

so just dont be a foid?

[mellow mist]

i hope you die

in ummm

terminal

[weary ice]

:(

[hearty vapor]

did they add mortar strikes to customs?

[carmine lantern]

shartisan

[hearty vapor]

or just flying grenades?

[carmine lantern]

unless something changed, those are just mass guards throwing grenades

because of the event

[atomic yew]

Hey the armored case at the end of falling skies does that matter what I do to get savior?

[hearty vapor]

i was just walking and it was like i got bombed from out of the sky 😂

[carmine lantern]

does not matter

[weary ice]

open it @atomic yew

[lime mauve]

I thought you have to keep it

[pseudo kayak]

I got bed now

go*

[weary ice]

nice

[carmine lantern]

you do not have to keep it

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/escapefromtarkov_gamepedia/images/d/d6/The_Ticket_Flowchart_by_Callsign_Smokey.png/revision/latest?cb=20260406150308

[weary ice]

i wish o had bed

[carmine lantern]

from the wiki

idk why they even really give you the choice outside of the 'illusion of choice'

but it all just ends up in the same path

[weary ice]

i clicked the link and it showed my ip address and credit card info

[carmine lantern]

69.420

the only difference is that if you keep the case, if you end up going for survivor ending, you have to pay more

it avoids you needing to go to lightkeeper to get the story ending

[atomic yew]

but still get savior? looks that way.

Whats up with the "Help Kerman find evidence on terragroup" having two forks

but being the same

Is it just finding all 8 evidence vs only 2?

[spark zodiac]

hello

[spark zodiac]

yeah pretty sure if you don't find all it fucks you

[atomic yew]

Or is it building intel 3 before finding all evidence? I already have intel 3

[trail sail]

turn in only 2, then talk to lightkeeper

for debtor

[atomic yew]

ah okay so dont do that

tanks

[carmine lantern]

ya it will pop up several times to be like 'you still want to work with him??' as a kinda gotcha maybe

[trail sail]

yeah there will be a dialog to decline kerman's request

[hollow sapphire]

cant even play the game now because of the sun glare

[weary ice]

turn it off

[hollow sapphire]

i would if i could

sun is the worst

[weary ice]

you can

[hollow sapphire]

how

[weary ice]

settings

[hollow sapphire]

unfortunately this particular sun isn't accessible from settings, nor is its glare

[weary ice]

yuh huh

[carmine lantern]

you mean the irl sun?

[hollow sapphire]

yes, i mean the irl sun

[weary ice]

just turn it off?.

[carmine lantern]

nuke it

[hollow sapphire]

wont do anything

the nuke melts before it reaches it and it's almost impossible to send the nuke into it

it would basically take forever for it to reach the sun

[carmine lantern]

nuke with ice cube

[hollow sapphire]

maybe that works

[carmine lantern]

or 1 billion lions

[hollow sapphire]

but it would still take forever to reach the sun

[carmine lantern]

they wait until the sun is not out to attack

[hollow sapphire]

maybe hundred years

[carmine lantern]

then tarkov will be optimized

[hollow sapphire]

not even then

[weary ice]

use ice cream

like robot 64

[jovial cobalt]

rellinou

[tender juniper]

my rys-t collection is almost comeplete!!!!! muahahahaha!!!!

[pallid merlin]

damn 4 keycards in 314?

and a bitty

[mystic yoke]

Can you still get to lightkeeper by doing the labyrinth quests? I knew you could before. Just finished all of them but no new task popped up

[jovial cobalt]

im pretty sure its only via batya or the ticket

[trail sail]

I don't remember Lightkeeper having anything to do with Labyrinth except like one quest

[jovial cobalt]

or completing the right sidetasks

[civic gale]

are airframes the best general purpose helmet right now? i didnt know you could use chops + headset with them

on top of the deathmask

[trail sail]

Yeah I've been using them

[mystic yoke]

I remember when labrynth originally came out if you completed all the tasks it would immediately open up network provider

[civic gale]

nice

[jovial cobalt]

was it during the event maybe?

[jovial cobalt]

i love flux bx no debuffs and its pretty light

but less moddable for sure , no ear protection

[mystic yoke]

It wss during the event but I was under the impression people were still doing it afterwards

[carmine lantern]

ulach is bretty good still

[weary ice]

brettu

[jovial cobalt]

rellinou

[weary ice]

yes

[mystic yoke]

Bomber beanie FTW

[trail sail]

Ref ulach with the nightvision slot is pretty tuff

[jovial cobalt]

real

[weary ice]

proof ref is ptw

[carmine lantern]

id say theres a lot of great options overall

especially against raiders, fuckers will try to hit every side of your head, a few days ago my airframe ears went down like 4 durability during a labs run

[weary ice]

airframe ears

just buy chops little man

[civic gale]

i ran those before, fluxs are awesome

[carmine lantern]

I was too lazy to switch to the chops since it was already equipped

[weary ice]

fuck you

making the af look bad

[restive jewel]

you need to do the laberythis struff for main story?

[carmine lantern]

:]

if you go for savior ending yes

[weary ice]

its pretty easy

[carmine lantern]

I dont think you do for any other type of ending

[weary ice]

idk why you wouldnt do it

[hearty vapor]

can be done in 2 raids lol

[carmine lantern]

but yes, its much easier than it sounds or how some people treat it

[trail sail]

Chops saved me from a Killa head jaws

It bounced the BT somehow

[errant osprey]

my pve account just got reset even though I only reset my pvp/arena?

[weary ice]

chops are just so sexxxyyyyy

[hearty vapor]

💀

[errant osprey]

but its giving me my rewards for doing the story and labrynth quests?

[carmine lantern]

ya that stuff is achievement based

that stuff will just be sent over even when you do an acc reset

[restive jewel]

damn

[carmine lantern]

because some things just dont get reset

[errant osprey]

bro

tf happened then

[carmine lantern]

tarkov

[errant osprey]

i dont even have the "you can next reset your pve profile on XXX date"

300 hours of fucking progress dude

[weary ice]

prob goon too fast and got sent forward in time to when you reset

[weary ice]

1200 hours actually

[carmine lantern]

maybe contact support and see if they can reverse it all

[errant osprey]

yeah

[errant osprey]

?

[carmine lantern]

its not so bad, just need good ammo and confidence, and a youtube guide

[charred kiln]

you just need the wiki walkthru image

fuck the good ammo

[weary ice]

bro you need good ammo

wtfym

[charred kiln]

false

[weary ice]

true

[charred kiln]

I've been running 5.45 US the past 500 hours

[hearty vapor]

you only need mid tier ammo at the most

[carmine lantern]

sure you can do it with shit ammo, I saw someone do it with the toz/ppsh

but theres 0 point in not using the best ammo you have, its pve

not like you're saving it for anything important

[weary ice]

i thought we were talking about me?

not other people

[charred kiln]

yes its pve and to that I say
Let me ball out with 5.45 US ❤️

I will bullshit my way through Savior

[hearty vapor]

im saving the good ammo for terminal

[carmine lantern]

I mean you dont need 10k rounds for terminal

[weary ice]

i wasted all my good 556 on the event because i thought i would get good ammo in return

[carmine lantern]

especially since you dont lose any if you die lol

[weary ice]

you dont?

[mystic yoke]

Yeah you need about 250-300 of M80A1 or m993 and you good

[charred kiln]

Gulp

[restive jewel]

i hate finghting killa tbh

[weary ice]

killa is easy tagilla is the one that sucks

[hearty vapor]

just make him push you

[charred kiln]

Never forgett8ng that point in time I had 20k m995 and just bullshitted terminal,,

[carmine lantern]

iirc when you die in terminal you just go back to your stash as if nothing happened

[charred kiln]

old pve was a doozy

[hearty vapor]

tagilla is stupid 😭

[weary ice]

so you just get everything back?

[charred kiln]

Tagilla vs 5 foot distance

[carmine lantern]

except the keycard

[weary ice]

he has so much reach woth that dumbass axe thoughh

[trail sail]

Terminal is actually just a dream. You never escaped from Tarkov. Hence you return to your stash after ending.

[hearty vapor]

you just gotta tell him "I cant let you get close!"

[weary ice]

taiglla doesnt need consent

hes tagilla

[charred kiln]

The terminal failing is just a dream totally

[hearty vapor]

damn nobody gets the reference😭

[weary ice]

dead ass chat

[jovial cobalt]

dead ass server

[weary ice]

dead ass game

[hearty vapor]

BSGs fault

[obsidian sparrow]

is the killa tagilla anime poster worth anything?

[weary ice]

yes

everything is worth something in this game

[trail sail]

2 mil roubles on Flea last time I sold it

[obsidian sparrow]

so grab it

[hearty vapor]

you can put it in your hideout lol

[autumn topaz]

guys am i misremembering things or was there a sniper scav on ground zero? when I first ever played he was there and then he never showed up again also did Kolontay actually spawn on ground zero at some point? (looking for any answers to this anomaly)

(put it in the wrong chat)

[young frost]

its usually worth a shitload

[solar venture]

I need them to go ahead and allow prestige for pve..... I'm out of things to do.

[hearty vapor]

i think they removed kolontay before 1.0 on GZ

he used to spawn though on lvl 21+ GZ

[carmine lantern]

no sniper scav and kollantay is now on streets, he used to be the gz boss though

sniper scav may have been a part of past gz but not since I started playing in january

[autumn topaz]

ah that explains it then hence why ground zero just feels so quiet its good for technical components but in terms of combat you either get a handful of pmc's or an army of scavs

[carmine lantern]

the more anime a poster, the more it sells for on the flea market

[odd gale]

Yeah

[carmine lantern]

and yea gz right now is just for grinding out technical parts and getting easy kills, theres no unique enemies or anything

[jovial cobalt]

Rellinou

[thin fox]

moremans phone, i have it but cant craft the tapes from it....WTF

[carmine lantern]

restart tarkov and it should show up, that happened to me w every quest item craft

[hearty vapor]

is this a cult or something

[carmine lantern]

im me

[thin fox]

its been over a month

[autumn topaz]

I have another question you may have the answer to for me there is like safes located on the map some of them can be accessed without a key while some require a key, is there even keys for the other safes? (the safe in the stairwell of tarbank) (the safe that fell down near the escalators in tarbank area)

[carmine lantern]

then thats a bug report probably, or #community-support

[young frost]

no they started reproducing

[carmine lantern]

from what I recall no

any safe that is locked just has no way to open it

I think its the case on a few other maps like uh, customs in one spot in big red I believe

[autumn topaz]

or a more noteable safe that can't be opened is the safe that is in the room that blows you up upon entry

[young frost]

some locked safes have legit key spawns but most of em dont

[autumn topaz]

there is more safes like that on different maps? hmmm

[young frost]

as to why they made a bunch of unopenable safes i dont think any of us can answer that

[carmine lantern]

yea, theres just some that arent accessible for mortals like us

[autumn topaz]

it's interesting cuz its like there is a safe but the key is gone it'd be cool if there was a special tool "lockpick" little mini game 😎

[young frost]

pls no lockpick