pve-chat

[jovial cobalt]

[pseudo kayak]

WHAT

WHAT'S UR ISSUE HUH?

R U TRYNA GET FIREKLEANED?

[carmine lantern]

trying to get antique axed over there

[pseudo kayak]

pest control time!!!!!

[jovial cobalt]

[clear mesa]

??codes

[quasi apex]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | POWERMOVE| CARGOSHIP| EAGLEEYE|
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[pseudo kayak]

damn pest control all in one raid

deagle is nice ragebait for scavs

[plush panther]

I swear who ate all the ratchet wrenches

I've searched so many toolboxes and tech crates

[jovial cobalt]

do counterstrike T cosplay and hipfire deagle and akm

then pull out your knife and jump around

[pseudo kayak]

i literally did

i brought my mdr

and a deagle to make noise ykyk

then i ended up hipfire headshotting a scav

took his ppsh he found

murdered chuds w that

found a vepr

same process

ended w the akm

[jovial cobalt]

gungame

[pseudo kayak]

i didnt use my mdr once 💀

[quartz vector]

Prestige finally coming to PvE!? 🥹

[pseudo kayak]

also i dont think gluhkar is on reserve

that or im massively missing him

[shadow token]

is there coop in PvE?

[vale token]

scary

[carmine lantern]

he is not on reserve

[quartz vector]

co-op extracts or just co-op?

[carmine lantern]

eventually, yes

[shadow token]

like actual player coop

[quartz vector]

Well yeah if your friends have pve

[shadow token]

ok

[quartz vector]

Have you never played it before?

[shadow token]

i dont have friends who play this god forsaken game

[quartz vector]

There was the survey recently and now developer's diary commenting about it and 46% of ppl wanted it in pve

[quartz vector]

Real

[shadow token]

100 Hrs in and i only somewhat know factory and ground zero

[carmine lantern]

ya I know, he talked about it on tarkov tv, mentioned it releasing around the end of the line map potentially, which is q3/q4

[shadow token]

scavved on streets and shat my pants trying to leave what i think was the concordia playground for 20 mins

[carmine lantern]

and yes coop is great in this game, most of the time

[quartz vector]

Ya :3

[pseudo kayak]

randomly found snb in a doohickey crate

along w firesteel

reserve cabinets are kinda

kinda goate

d

[quartz vector]

Wait

Why is there 2 of you

[carmine lantern]

what now?

[quartz vector]

@shadow token fuck I just saw your name..... PLEASE mate I have a family

[quartz vector]

You're both named Rellinou!!!!

[pseudo kayak]

what're you on about

where's this "both"

coming from?

[quartz vector]

Am I tripping?

[pseudo kayak]

I'd say so

[quartz vector]

Peep #screenshots

[pseudo kayak]

Nothing out of the norm

[quartz vector]

STOP

You're gaslighting me

I'm already tired enough and you're just being mean to me

[carmine lantern]

you got too excited from the prestige talk

[jovial cobalt]

i'm not even doing anything

[tribal pollen]

i only see one rellinou

[quartz vector]

STOP

YOU'RE ALL SO MEAN

[carmine lantern]

just drink some water :3

[tribal pollen]

I think you need some rest friend

[quartz vector]

I'm gonna

I'm gonna combust

[tribal pollen]

i wouldnt recommend that

[jovial cobalt]

i also wouldnt recommend that

[quartz vector]

You're bullying me and I just woke up 😭

[tribal pollen]

Did you wake up?

[sacred violet]

??event

[quasi apex]

Reshala and Glukhar are having a turf war on Customs. 100% spawn rate for Reshala and Glukhar, and AI scavs are replaced with guards.

[quartz vector]

Uhm ya cuz I saw the icebreaker trailer

I'm so excited for it

But it's going to come out when I'm in the military 😞

[pseudo kayak]

why would I gaslight you tho

that's so much effort

yk

[quartz vector]

I'm going to hit you with a brick

[glossy hound]

Is icebreaker out yet

[pseudo kayak]

oh fuck i gotta go kill gluhkar now

[quartz vector]

Blud the teaser JUST came out 😭

[carmine lantern]

tomorrow

[glossy hound]

Listen it wasnt out when I got off earlier so I had to check

[trail sail]

It's this May

No other dates tho

[jovial cobalt]

tomorrow

[glossy hound]

Yesterday

[quartz vector]

Wait it's really coming out this month?

[tribal pollen]

maruzensky mentioned

[trail sail]

Yes

[shadow token]

got a bloody rusted key off a scav but im too scared to try and navigate that fuckfest streets

[trail sail]

(if bsg doesn't delay again)

[pseudo kayak]

wait who tf are you

💀

[quartz vector]

Oh my god!? I ACTUALLY get to play it 😭

[tribal pollen]

just a wandering uma fan who plays tarkov

[glossy hound]

If you’re in NA I can show you tomorrow

[pseudo kayak]

also peak bro knows maru

[quartz vector]

Can't say the same for my Russian friend he's going to army in 2 days 😝

[tribal pollen]

i said cafe pfp peak to you like yesterday or 2 days ago

[pseudo kayak]

oh my bad

im like cafe

schizo

[jovial cobalt]

im so excited for icebreaker

[pseudo kayak]

uh

deteriorating and schizo

[tribal pollen]

im like cafe cuz i hardly sleep and drinks tons of coffee

[pseudo kayak]

schizo cafe

[tribal pollen]

🤝

[shadow token]

time to try and complete introduction for the eighth time

[pseudo kayak]

whar

how

[quartz vector]

WHY DO YOU HATE ME

[shadow token]

hopefully shturman doesnt touch me AGAIN

[pseudo kayak]

oh

isn't the obj fairly far from that goober

[shadow token]

this game is so hard to navigate in general

[pseudo kayak]

me 3

boss aura farms while i lose all my gear

[shadow token]

i have to tab out every 20 seconds to fandom

[pseudo kayak]

ill take it as a labs and labrys like in terms of insurance

since we're on some fuckass ship

[quartz vector]

I can tell where I am based on the positioning of 5 trees

And I only have 3,3k hours

[shadow token]

its an argument of time

yeah hell naw

[pseudo kayak]

easiest way to find your way around GENERALLY is to look at the mountain

[glossy hound]

Why are there three of you now

[quartz vector]

There's 4 actually

[pseudo kayak]

[shadow token]

factory is my comfort map. i cant find shit for loot on ground

[carmine lantern]

woods is lame

[quartz vector]

Agreed

[pseudo kayak]

woods makes me hate life

[shadow token]

interchange makes me shit bricks sometimes

[quartz vector]

Thankfully I completed BTR questline so I don't have to go there again

[pseudo kayak]

something about woods pmo

[jovial cobalt]

running simulator

[shadow token]

the fact that AI will just lock onto me across 14 bushes

[tribal pollen]

i hate that the rig i wanna run is locked behind arena tac map

[jovial cobalt]

rellinou is in full agreement that woods is bad

[quartz vector]

Which one? 😝

[carmine lantern]

crazy how someone named hamsterin is just fine next to someone named hamster obliterator, the world is healing

[shadow token]

if you have arena do you actually have to be good and progress to reap PvE rewards and benefits

[distant obsidian]

woods is good

[quartz vector]

I'm used to getting obliterated 😞

[jovial cobalt]

kinda

[glossy hound]

Somewhat

[pseudo kayak]

best thing to do, go idea first chuck a nade far - no killa voip - move to middle, chuck nade past escalators - no voip - go goshan chuck nade - same process, oli chuck nade SHORT 1/2 front of store, no voip - move closer to registers chuck nade for 2/2 back half

[jovial cobalt]

you need to be able to complete to great heights basically

[trail sail]

You don't have to be the best but you have to somewhat be able to play it

[pseudo kayak]

yeah nice try partyman

[tribal pollen]

hi aury long time no talk

[carmine lantern]

a little bit, but you just have to hit your head against the wall a lot and eventually you'll get there

[pseudo kayak]

seems like luck

more or so

[shadow token]

fuck i just want the transfer thing unlocked

[quartz vector]

I just preaim Killa hangout spots and it works for me 99% of the time

[glossy hound]

o/

[pseudo kayak]

ofc if you can carry it's much higher chances but like

[jovial cobalt]

idk a lot of ppl get super stuck on to great heights but i manage to do it fine every time

[pseudo kayak]

FUCK I DID THAT AND GOT THE SHITTIEST TEAMMATES EVER

[jovial cobalt]

even when its team based i just get lucky or i somehow perfectly carry

[pseudo kayak]

yah i cant do ts

[jovial cobalt]

skill + rng = theta

[distant obsidian]

karma for the woods slander

[pseudo kayak]

i mald whenever i die

[shadow token]

back to the woods meatgrinde

[quartz vector]

Which quest was that

[jovial cobalt]

dude idek anymore i cant remember lol

[tribal pollen]

i finished great heights cuz a dude i met here carried me

[jovial cobalt]

consists of like getting third place or above, winning 2 games in a row, give ref 1m rubles and win 3 games without losing 4

[quartz vector]

Ohhh the arena quests, yeah fuck them I did them once on pvp and I got SO angry

[pseudo kayak]

the other team always gets like either the cracked out sweat jumpshotting or a decent 5 stack but all that matters is they're all competent

[jovial cobalt]

some people have a really hard time getting above 3rd place and others just get horrible luck on their teams

[pseudo kayak]

wow this is a lot of me

[shadow token]

do you still get tagged and cursed if you just run into pve factory with a pistol only, no rig no bag?

[pseudo kayak]

idk i tried it once, went to bathroom safe spot and just nothing came

im like stupid tho so

[carmine lantern]

its mostly tgh part 3 (which is win 2 matches at 3rd place) and tgh part 4 (win 3 out of 6 matches, if you lost 4 matches it resets)

[tribal pollen]

im farming arena as we speak cuz i need this god forsaken rig

[pseudo kayak]

TGH part 3 seems to be like the biggest trouble from what I see

[carmine lantern]

tgh part 6 is also kinda hard for someone like me, which is winning 2 in a row

[jovial cobalt]

is 600 hours in arena too much or something

[pseudo kayak]

the last part made me wanna scream tho

[jovial cobalt]

i think arena is fun at least checkpoint and LH

[shadow token]

plan is to run a p226, and hope the factory run snowballs far enough to justify woods transit

[tribal pollen]

i keep running into meta warriors

[pseudo kayak]

i was doing so good every game and then just on the 2nd win in a row i'd get timmy timmy timmy and timmy

[pseudo kayak]

ak308 is so hot rn

icl

[tribal pollen]

i lost 4 mil doing that task

im ngl

[shadow token]

arena i feel like i just get curbstomped every 2 seconds

hate it

[pseudo kayak]

and that's okay

[tribal pollen]

u should like team up with me sometime

[pseudo kayak]

play checkpoint over n over

[tribal pollen]

im tryna farm tokens

[carmine lantern]

theres some things you dont really think about as a player like me, that arena players do

[pseudo kayak]

I haven't touched arena since other me witnessed me crying csgo case gambling

i have ptsd of arena rn

[carmine lantern]

like running no back plates to get extra meta score

[tribal pollen]

i used to gamble on csgo

and tf2

[carmine lantern]

I wouldnt even think about that sort of shit

[cunning sequoia]

It's ez imo

[tribal pollen]

then i lost 100 bucks playing poker irl and realized i had an addiction

[pseudo kayak]

yah i had to watch a video to sorta get what is more imp

bc pvp and pve are so vastly diff

[jovial cobalt]

shift at the ball crushing factory

[pseudo kayak]

no back plate is like asking for death since pvp is hyperrat corner fuck

[tribal pollen]

uma friends can i add yall

[carmine lantern]

playing arena is like asking for death

[pseudo kayak]

I LOVE teamfight tho

for some reason

it's so fun

people voip a lot too

v rude

n mean

[pseudo kayak]

yarrr

[marble ember]

anyone here know anything about the pve button ingame saying you still need to purchase the pve dlc despite already owning it?

[jovial cobalt]

its kinda funny sometimes i love shit talking in tarkov to an extent

[pseudo kayak]

damn that's like the 4th person ive seen today asking

[jovial cobalt]

as long as its not too just plain rude

[pseudo kayak]

is this a steamside bug?

[carmine lantern]

and you can add me on tarkov if you want but I dont actually play uma anymore so you cant add me on there

[shadow token]

holy shit tagilla just fucking materialized behind a container next to me and ran my shit down 😭

[tribal pollen]

i meant on ehre

here*

[marble ember]

if ur talking to me, i bought from tarkov site not steam

[pseudo kayak]

gotta listen for the breathing man

[carmine lantern]

yerp

[shadow token]

tagged and cursed is 1000% real

[pseudo kayak]

hmm, id uh idk id log out and log back in

[jovial cobalt]

cagged and tursed

[pseudo kayak]

cucked and touched

[marble ember]

:( i wish that would work

[jovial cobalt]

[shadow token]

ubeyed

[tribal pollen]

wait i got a tagilla clip from a few minutes ago ima send it in #videos

[carmine lantern]

make sure you bought it all in the same region, if not, try #community-support

or submit a bug report in the launcher maybe

[marble ember]

how would i check

[pseudo kayak]

youch that would srsly suck

[marble ember]

my account is "other" but idk how to check the pve dlc

[pseudo kayak]

gluhkars fatass is typically new gas n dorms right

[trail sail]

Steam dlc purchases are bugged atm, a lot of other people are experiencing it

[pseudo kayak]

i gotta do eraser now

[carmine lantern]

unfortunately no idea, id just try contacting customer support at the website

[pseudo kayak]

they said they bought through website

[marble ember]

purchased off site not thru steam

[trail sail]

Then maybe dlcs as a whole is bugged

[pseudo kayak]

idk that is a concerning bug tho

[carmine lantern]

ive seen a bunch of people talk about it but no real answers or solutions have popped up here

[tribal pollen]

yo i sent it

he scared me

[pseudo kayak]

yeah

i think 4th one ive seen in the past 8 hours

[carmine lantern]

there have also been problems with shit like the clothing disappearing so maybe its some sort of issue on bsg's side

[pseudo kayak]

damn ive been up a while

[tribal pollen]

u should rest gang

[pseudo kayak]

see idk the fix, it happened to me but like

[trail sail]

100% something to do with Unheard releasing on Steam so they gotta tweak every dlcs

[marble ember]

the site shows it as purchased but ingame says i need to buy it still smh, already submitted a ticket but i hear the support is slow

[pseudo kayak]

i did a therapist quest, turned it in, got the popup for all my clothes

therapist is stealing our clothes 💀

[carmine lantern]

reloading fixed it for me, for the clothing

[jovial cobalt]

add gucci clothing to eft

[pseudo kayak]

like the fucking beginning tutorial where she immediately asks for half ur fuckin rb

[trail sail]

Loui peeton tracksuit

[jovial cobalt]

add supreme clothing to eft
add prada clothing to eft
add-

[tribal pollen]

i had it saying my rep wasnt high enough when i was 4 rep over the req for predator from ragman

[carmine lantern]

I remember someone saying they turned in a ledx on that starter therapist quest that asks for any med supplies

[jovial cobalt]

LOL

that reminds me somehow

[carmine lantern]

therapist is a damn scammer

[jovial cobalt]

when i played runescape in like 2009 i went to the drop party palace in falador and i got a dragon skirt
instead of selling it at grand exchange i went and sold it at the general store because i was like 9 and stupid

[carmine lantern]

I could go for some trimmed tracksuits in tarkov

[pseudo kayak]

i lowk wanna get the tracksuit but like

nothing beats the og

[carmine lantern]

I love the sweatpant tracksuits

[jovial cobalt]

lmfao

if you give me your altyn i'll craft it into a rys-t on the next raid

i have elite crafting so it lets me make it

trust me bro

[tribal pollen]

its so peak seeing manhattan cafe on the killboard

[pseudo kayak]

ok if not new gas or droms

where gluhkar

[tribal pollen]

fortress sometimes

[carmine lantern]

he can also wander

[pseudo kayak]

on the way there now

[carmine lantern]

he's a bit lost and out of his comfort zone

[tribal pollen]

reshala sometimes is big red ik that for sure

[jovial cobalt]

glue harm

where is glue harm spawn at plis tank you :)

now that im rellinou i can say whatever i want and the blame wont go to me

[carmine lantern]

is there an event?

[tribal pollen]

yes

[jovial cobalt]

theres no event

[tribal pollen]

did it end

?

[jovial cobalt]

no im just playing into saying that

its going until the 12th lol

[pseudo kayak]

does gluey have a normal as val

[carmine lantern]

no

mod 4

[jovial cobalt]

sr-3m too

i hate when bosses spawn with pp19 its so sad

[trail sail]

Killa with pp-19 thought I was fighting a pmc

[pseudo kayak]

which way roam more plausible

from new gas

towards zb11

radio tower

or fortress

or dorms

[odd gale]

Oh god three of them now?

[jovial cobalt]

wdym

[odd gale]

Relli

[jovial cobalt]

yes i am

[odd gale]

I can't tell who's the real one

[young frost]

oh no ... theyre reproducing

[jovial cobalt]

wdym real one lol are you tired or something

its just me

[odd gale]

Mitosis

[carmine lantern]

metosis

[jovial cobalt]

metastasis

[odd gale]

Tetosis

[jovial cobalt]

colombian breaking bad

[jovial cobalt]

fee fi fo fum

[young frost]

[jovial cobalt]

🎳

[odd gale]

[jovial cobalt]

when tf is bsg going to let you unload mags by middle mouse clicking

thats the real content update that we need

[carmine lantern]

[trail sail]

Loading mags while walking

[carmine lantern]

I want mag loading animations

sometime, ever

[trail sail]

Ye its wip for like a few months now

[pseudo kayak]

welp idk where tf gluey went

buddy was at new gas

and went gone

[carmine lantern]

I want to load a p90 mag in raid

[jovial cobalt]

maybe radio tower

[pseudo kayak]

real?

[jovial cobalt]

ive seen reshala towards there

[pseudo kayak]

are you okay

[pseudo kayak]

:c

i left

called it quits

[jovial cobalt]

why would i leave

[pseudo kayak]

18 guards

[carmine lantern]

probably shrimpler to reset and run again, customs is pretty easy

[pseudo kayak]

20 pmags full of m856a1

that's why I left

[jovial cobalt]

oh nice

[pseudo kayak]

yarrr

[pseudo kayak]

i think gluey got iced by the level 12 pmc

[tribal pollen]

hii

[pseudo kayak]

oh yesyes the pfp

[carmine lantern]

I have seen them kill a few of the pp guards, they can do it at least

[pseudo kayak]

it's funny too cuz it's like

they'll face tank each other

and miss a metric fuck ton

[tribal pollen]

i didnt even get the notif when u texted the first time

[pseudo kayak]

but when it comes to me they go evil mode

[pseudo kayak]

why would I get the notif if I texted myself

[tribal pollen]

shit u right

[carmine lantern]

they're just playing around with each other, they know you're the real threat and lock in

[pseudo kayak]

but like they suddenly get chiseled ass jawlines

like they actually LOCK

tf in

[jovial cobalt]

non mewer mewer

[pseudo kayak]

literally how it's going rn

does that make gluey a chud

and his guards are mewing on me

[plush panther]

I stg toolboxes are ragebaiting me, I see a 2x1 thing and it's a Kite 90% of the time, I just want a ratchet wrench man

[pseudo kayak]

ground zero and start glazing the map

[jovial cobalt]

i like going underground and just checking the loose loot spawns

[pseudo kayak]

^

[jovial cobalt]

on top of the truck beds and on boxes and inside a flipped over dumpster has some nice spawns

[pseudo kayak]

god bless ground zeromica

all i need to do is ice gluey

ngl tho

free pmags is neat asf

the one thing i like

[odd gale]

I forgot

[pseudo kayak]

free ryst and stuff

OH and every time i run into a guard w the sr3

it's always bp

mmmm

[plush panther]

so far I've been just scavving into streets, going straight to construction and looting all the boxes there, but no luck

[pseudo kayak]

nah trust

gz

pmc

[jovial cobalt]

the moment you stop specifically going to loot a ratchet is when it will spawn

[pseudo kayak]

^

[jovial cobalt]

like put something else as your objective but then loot toolboxes on the way and it will just magically spawn lmao

[distant obsidian]

Woods bunker and depot

[jovial cobalt]

[plush panther]

it's literally the only thing I need FIR rn

[trail sail]

I've found most of my ratchet / bulbex is on the forklift on the Interchange scav camp

[distant obsidian]

Don't rely on just took boxes

[plush panther]

I'll try gz then woods

[carmine lantern]

gz is top tier

people just drop it because its a 'beginner' map

but its so good when you're a loot goblin

[trail sail]

I found like 3 gpu in one raid there

[jovial cobalt]

its a nice sized map for quicker raids too

[pseudo kayak]

I had to result to desperate measures

i killed gluey

and SOMEHOW

reshala got dragged over to panda

guards ratting in front of train towards dorms

I've never EVER used so many stims in my life

[jovial cobalt]

stimhead

[pseudo kayak]

zag,prop,trim,sj6

all went of

f

and I ran

i might be a horrible uma

stim reliant uma

[jovial cobalt]

jet, turbo, mentats, med-x, buffout

im on them all

[pseudo kayak]

i can feel it

now im hungry

[jovial cobalt]

ok henry of skalitz

[pseudo kayak]

they really mean it when they say pmc huh

im feeling the hunger effects irl

[pseudo kayak]

that mdr is so

fucking

sexy

ive never been compelled to use m80

but holy FUCK

am I using it rn

[jovial cobalt]

wait were you talking about 762 mdr, not 556?

redemption arc

[pseudo kayak]

762

i wanted to use the 556

but like

gridlock red

mmmm

so yummy

[jovial cobalt]

[pseudo kayak]

im like

drowning in the fucking 762 high rn

gluey was running a pp19 and his m1a

fuck this cheapskate

bros larping me

eraser pt 2

LABS TIME!!!!

[clever anchor]

Boss at customs 🤨
what was the event command again

[carmine lantern]

??event

[quasi apex]

Reshala and Glukhar are having a turf war on Customs. 100% spawn rate for Reshala and Glukhar, and AI scavs are replaced with guards.

[clever anchor]

I see

[pseudo kayak]

i made a hot dog bc im lazy

i have no ketchup

life is over

no mustard

no relish

no ketchup

wtf am i eating

[carmine lantern]

raw dog

[odd gale]

Do you eat the hotdog for the shape

@pseudo kayak

[jovial cobalt]

[pseudo kayak]

[odd gale]

Is that a yes?

[pseudo kayak]

no! i just want a big arch

but mcdonalds is no longer 24h

[odd gale]

Drive through should be?

[pseudo kayak]

nah

the ones near me are 12h

sadly

plus im 99% sure theyd poison my food

[odd gale]

Ah rip

[pseudo kayak]

4 am big arch order

[odd gale]

I have one that's open 24 hours

[pseudo kayak]

and id get like 3

1 now

1 later

1 later later

[clever anchor]

Jus heard a plane fly by on PvE what is that??

[red cedar]

are these earbuds i got from glukar any good?

[carmine lantern]

better than nothing but any normal headset is better

[pseudo kayak]

supply drop

[red cedar]

oh ight

[odd gale]

??headsets

[quasi apex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523438319929917441/1496215841258340514/TarkovEarChart4kNoPrice.png?ex=69e91316&is=69e7c196&hm=37b10fc6dcc1780c14f2d5ebd872cf5734b9e66ddfaf7f537e4e00df2156a601&

[carmine lantern]

earbuds are pretty much exclusively meant to be used on chunky helmets that dont have space for normal headsets

[clever anchor]

They come naturally now?

[pseudo kayak]

it'll flare in sequences and then when it flare DUMPS is where it drops the care package

[carmine lantern]

yes, since the smuggler event a bit ago

[pseudo kayak]

uh iirc it was supp to be an event but like

it's just been

[carmine lantern]

sometimes you can get 2-3 of them on streets

[pseudo kayak]

what I said up there

is it naturally every 15m?

[tribal pollen]

a

[carmine lantern]

b

[clever anchor]

No idea where it landed tho

[jovial cobalt]

c

[tribal pollen]

i lowkey tried using my tarkov custom keybinds on nightreign and i feel dumb

[carmine lantern]

using red rebel to parry tagilla

[pseudo kayak]

d???

[pseudo kayak]

every fps i play now

i try to smooth lean

[tribal pollen]

yes d is next good job im proud of youi

[tiny nimbus]

Anyone got a spare PKP?

[odd gale]

Nah

[spark zodiac]

raiders whooping my ass lately

they do not miss those headshots on heimer

[carmine lantern]

they can never kill normally

they only get head/eyes or jaws

[clever anchor]

Aren't sanitar's guards supposed to warn you if <6 scav rep?

mf I just walked up to them and stared at them they dgaf 😂

[spark zodiac]

fr

that or they cripple you to an easy kill

but enough meds and that doesnt happen

but i dont prepare that much

[night echo]

??codes

[quasi apex]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | POWERMOVE| CARGOSHIP| EAGLEEYE|
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[digital dune]

whats the skull on customs? Haven't played in abit. Goonies?

[jovial cobalt]

??event

[quasi apex]

Reshala and Glukhar are having a turf war on Customs. 100% spawn rate for Reshala and Glukhar, and AI scavs are replaced with guards.

[jovial cobalt]

that until the 12th unless they extend it

[digital dune]

Hmm damn i'm just getting back into the game not confident enough to handle that. Tyty.

[pseudo kayak]

istg raiders see your head and then larp as killa

[pseudo kayak]

it's more or so the guards that roam n rat

[clever anchor]

Does gluk gluk 3000 share spawnpoints with reshala?

on customs

[odd gale]

??events

[quasi apex]

Reshala and Glukhar are having a turf war on Customs. 100% spawn rate for Reshala and Glukhar, and AI scavs are replaced with guards.

[odd gale]

Gluk gluk spawns New Gas and Dorms

Reshala strong hold

[harsh tusk]

Love it when you do a full Labs raid, find 3 bitcoins towards the 40 you need for the ticket, only for the game to get stuck on black screen and bug out after extracting. And when you inevitably have to Alt + f4 after a very long time, to get back to the main menu, your character gets reset to pre-raid :I

[plush panther]

no luck with ratchet wrench on gz so far, I'll try woods next

[spark zodiac]

killed 18 on labs wtf

so many fellas hungry for ledxs

[tribal pollen]

hi relli

[spark zodiac]

which relli

1 or 2

[carmine lantern]

hey

[spark zodiac]

SKS relli best relli

[carmine lantern]

also I think resh can spawn at big red area too

[tribal pollen]

i am a relli enthusiast idc whic

[tribal pollen]

he does

he touched me there once

i walked out of big red and got immediately gunned down by him and 2 guards

[jovial cobalt]

wow

[pseudo kayak]

seems like they roam far asf tho

[spark zodiac]

sks best gun so many AR skill points

[spark zodiac]

who the FUCK are you😭😭😭

[pseudo kayak]

im on my mdr grind rn

[tribal pollen]

i fopught gluhar between newgas and old gas once

[jovial cobalt]

im rellinou

[pseudo kayak]

why are you talking to me like that

[carmine lantern]

im me

[spark zodiac]

MDR swag too

[pseudo kayak]

that's fucking rude

[jovial cobalt]

HAHAHAHa

[spark zodiac]

STOP THIS

[jovial cobalt]

so fucking funny

[carmine lantern]

mdr is great until it jams

then you have to disassemble half of it mid-raid

[pseudo kayak]

im conserving my evilness rn

im single firing

[tribal pollen]

guh\

[pseudo kayak]

hopefully i can prevent evil jams

[spark zodiac]

if you dont mix match black and tan MDR parts to call it Calico ur not playing right

[carmine lantern]

my 7.62 mdr is named queen in my 5.56 mdr is named king :]

[spark zodiac]

also got my SKS to 76 dura so far

[spark zodiac]

aww thats lowk fire

[carmine lantern]

I like to use random names so all the chess pieces are various guns

like 20% of my time in game is just building guns and naming them and then never using them

[jovial cobalt]

i had a gun build for every single gun before 1.0

wish gun builds had codes or something so you could easily send it to someone or let the builds carry over wiping

cause they are all lost now

[pseudo kayak]

too bad the 556 variant BLOWS

or that's what I was told

[magic yacht]

Friend of mine was using an M16A1 down to 70 max durability and only had 3 jams

[pseudo kayak]

i name my weapon after the skin i steal

[spark zodiac]

guns really dont jam that much unless they overheat it feels like

[pseudo kayak]

tyr gave me ideas for the barrel on my mk47

[jovial cobalt]

762 mdr gooooooood. 556 mdr baaaaaaad

[pseudo kayak]

therefore

[magic yacht]

Idk I think its alright for close quarters, I used it on Terminal

[pseudo kayak]

it's called

mk47tyreall

[spark zodiac]

can you like repeat terminal?

[magic yacht]

Unfortunatly not

[carmine lantern]

if you reset, sure

[spark zodiac]

damn

[carmine lantern]

or prestige

[jovial cobalt]

get to the end and then grenade yourself at the zubr

[spark zodiac]

makes sense

[jovial cobalt]

is how you repeat it

[carmine lantern]

but once you beat it, you're technically out of the game

and everything else is a fever dream

[magic yacht]

Nah

Terminal is the real fever dream

[tribal pollen]

i like using the hk and the nl545

[magic yacht]

Tarkov never got blown up

[pseudo kayak]

im able to replay term

[magic yacht]

its all in your imagination

[pseudo kayak]

life feels so much better once you stop using the grizzly

[carmine lantern]

salewa for life

[pseudo kayak]

i hate the 50 years animations for the grizzly

i counted it

[jovial cobalt]

real

[magic yacht]

So true, been running it with a singular IFAK and 30 injectors

[pseudo kayak]

it's 7 1/2 animation loop

for the bandage wrapping

[spark zodiac]

you can animation cancel once it fills hp

[tribal pollen]

idk if anyone responded when i asked if the black div nightvision is still terminal locked

[pseudo kayak]

yeah but im lazy

that's too much effort

[jovial cobalt]

cant salewa heal your whole thorax in 1 animation

[spark zodiac]

mf its two right clicks im crine

[pseudo kayak]

theyll be on night raid soon i think

that's what nikita was talkin about?

[tribal pollen]

really

[spark zodiac]

yeah prob

[carmine lantern]

salewa can heal anything in one anim from what I recall

[jovial cobalt]

soon tm

[magic yacht]

™

[carmine lantern]

and yea, by soon you mean next year

[jovial cobalt]

black division on night raids in 2 years

[spark zodiac]

Q4 2027

[carmine lantern]

when he talked about night raids its pretty clear he was just making it up on the spot basically

[jovial cobalt]

its probably pretty preliminary

[carmine lantern]

believe it when you see it type shit

[spark zodiac]

idgaf that means his old brain juice is flowing

all i need

[tribal pollen]

sigh

[spark zodiac]

im gonna go to bed i've EMR larped enough

its 5 30 am </3

[tribal pollen]

i just want one thats black for the drip 🥀

[jovial cobalt]

real BEAR

[spark zodiac]

BEAR ON TOPPP

[jovial cobalt]

do you have the arktika pants

[spark zodiac]

i even rock the EMR helmet

[spark zodiac]

</3

[jovial cobalt]

NOO

[spark zodiac]

not spending a penny on cosmetics in games til i make fucka bands drawing furry commissions

[jovial cobalt]

[spark zodiac]

one day itll happen

[pseudo kayak]

mmmm i love parking garage extract for raiders

[spark zodiac]

they head tapped me last time i did it

[pseudo kayak]

i love salewawdawdadefefe

[jovial cobalt]

every time ive been going they dont spawn there

free escape

[spark zodiac]

prob shouldve moved from the gate room

[pseudo kayak]

cuz im eating them all

mb

[spark zodiac]

fat fuck

[jovial cobalt]

[pseudo kayak]

ig you could say

i am a loot goblin

[tribal pollen]

a mind goblin

[jovial cobalt]

speaking of labs i might go on pvp i just dont know what ill find on the other side

i want to get prestige 1 so it shows on my pve profile lmfao

[pseudo kayak]

😭

[spark zodiac]

there's no limit to the larp

[jovial cobalt]

i have to find a magnet and kill 50 scavs and extract labs

thats basically free

[pseudo kayak]

wait

is that actually it

💀

[raw nest]

Yea

[spark zodiac]

yeah i saw someone act like extracting labs was impossible

[jovial cobalt]

i need rest space lv2 and then the other 2 are for the quest

[spark zodiac]

craziest skill issue

[jovial cobalt]

and then 5 mil and ill just sell random shit ez

[raw nest]

Send from arena

[jovial cobalt]

its really not im just not the most knowledgable of it in pvp

im also not really needing to bring a bag so ill just take the vent extract if it still exists

[spark zodiac]

just avoid mfs as hard as possible lobbies are weird sometimes

[carmine lantern]

yea theres a difference between extract and looting every keycard room, but some pve people dont realize that

[spark zodiac]

a random 4 man of marine roleplayers, one fucker with ONLY an RPG and then like a no life duo

[jovial cobalt]

everyone runs for red/violet and black rooms it seems like

[spark zodiac]

yah

[carmine lantern]

half the people in some streamers labs lobbies just come in with nothing but an impact grenade and a dream

[jovial cobalt]

clip farming

[spark zodiac]

mfs will deadass rush for new black butt ass naked

im mfs

[jovial cobalt]

i feel like it creates the perception that labs is just full of weird scum doing wacky shit but in reality its probably a mixed bag

[raw nest]

rust type of snowball

[jovial cobalt]

especially right now with the prestige requirements lowered so a lot of random noobs might be on labs rn

[pseudo kayak]

the rsg works

once

guaranteed

[spark zodiac]

unless its "before arm distance"

[carmine lantern]

I mean when seasons start, I can imagine most people moving over there

so free empty lobbies :]

[jovial cobalt]

i wanna check out seasons too tho

[spark zodiac]

will deadass watch the explosion go off and it doesnt count

dumb as FUCKKK

[pseudo kayak]

i want bd clothes

:c

literally drip reward

[carmine lantern]

lets link and build when seasons come out

especially if seasons get that whole 'everyone in the same quest gets credit'

[past girder]

I'm stoked to use USEC / BEAR Clothes & vice versa

Drip gonna go hard

[jovial cobalt]

the age of experimentation

[past girder]

Deadly Frog top on my bear gonna be so nice

[jovial cobalt]

i can be a multicam bear

[past girder]

black multicam tracksuit on bear gonna be sick

[jovial cobalt]

im not a fan of the bear tracksuit sadly

it would be cooler if they removed the stripes imo lmaoooo

[past girder]

I like the Partizan Camo, but the Black Multicam is just peak

[carmine lantern]

I have both but prefer the usec one, so ill probably switch to that

[jovial cobalt]

the contrast of black multicam with white stripes is just way better

compared to with the camo

[raw nest]

That is my only reason to upgrade to unheard for my bear

[carmine lantern]

I like the bear one but, there really arent many items that synergize with that type of camo pattern

[jovial cobalt]

beer bear beer bear

[carmine lantern]

every ref item seems to have some different style of camo so they bearly work together

[past girder]

I also really like the Fahrenheit jacket from Usec

[jovial cobalt]

what does it look like again

nvm its a tan fleece

[past girder]

yee

[jovial cobalt]

with multicam gloves

yess same

[raw nest]

Deadly frog lower is cool

[past girder]

on PVP I rock that + the Usec EOD pants

[jovial cobalt]

#screenshots message
beer bear

[pseudo kayak]

deadly frog lower + predator upper!!!!

arena multicam exfil

black comtacs

mmmm

[past girder]

oh bro

we're gonna get G4 Crye stuff, in combo with predator shirt?

Shit's gonna look sick

[jovial cobalt]

epstein t-shirt

[pseudo kayak]

😱

does epstein use 556 or 545

[raw nest]

It's not t-shirt but longsleeve with a zip

[past girder]

However, the Deadly Frog jacket is the best top in the game, next to predator, imo

[jovial cobalt]

he uses .366

[pseudo kayak]

geska!!!

apm!!!

[jovial cobalt]

like a weirdo

[pseudo kayak]

eko!!!

[jovial cobalt]

geksa

[carmine lantern]

.367

[pseudo kayak]

woah

why was 6 scared of 7

HAAHHAHAHA

6 7!!!!

[jovial cobalt]

im emailing mod mail

[pseudo kayak]

oh

[past girder]

He prefers 9mm

for obvious reasons

[jovial cobalt]

and telling them that you need to be promoted

[raw nest]

[jovial cobalt]

20x1mm

he got the blicky discs

[past girder]

omg ye

I hope they'll add some AOR2 camo clothing in the future

gotta larp as goonies

[cloud atlas]

any advice for labrynth? is it comfortable solo or you really need a team?

[jovial cobalt]

its soloable yeah

maybe not comfortable it can be a bit hard

[pseudo kayak]

😱

[trail sail]

Only right hand peek AI, don't repeek when they start shooting at you just keep moving back

[raw nest]

Easily doable solo

[pseudo kayak]

ego peek

grab aggro down the curved tunnel and win

[raw nest]

That

[jovial cobalt]

dont get too pushed back into your spawn tho

then ur stuck

[pseudo kayak]

hold m1 as soon as the first fucking thing pops into view

[pseudo kayak]

but theyve alr went over it

be careful

soundwhore more than anything

if you grab aggro, make sure you get behind cover and have space to move back

if you REALLY are scared stand next to door then do the evil close door bait strat

[jovial cobalt]

bring 2 rshg-2 and just shoot it into the middle of the labryinth

[pseudo kayak]

😭

[jovial cobalt]

and then do a jumping quickscope into the pit of spikes.

[pseudo kayak]

run dual deagles

[jovial cobalt]

deagle should get class 6 ap ammo

then i would do that

[pseudo kayak]

deagle should get explosive ammo

(it blows up in your gun)

[raw nest]

8.6 blackout when

[jovial cobalt]

6.7mm when

[pseudo kayak]

O:

[raw nest]

67.1mm when

[pseudo kayak]

0mm when

when can I breath fire

wd40 and zibbo lighter

stronger when u use surv lighter

[jovial cobalt]

dragon DLC

[pseudo kayak]

you like dragons huh?

[jovial cobalt]

😰

[pseudo kayak]

[jovial cobalt]

[pseudo kayak]

altyns arent real

[raw nest]

Facts

[pseudo kayak]

how does my m856a1 kill an altyn guard

[cloud atlas]

thanks mate

[raw nest]

Goofy killa

[jovial cobalt]

how many shots into hsi visor

[cloud atlas]

best loadout for it?

[jovial cobalt]

7.62x51 with m993

[trail sail]

Igolnik works too

[jovial cobalt]

true true i love igolnik

[raw nest]

m995

[trail sail]

m80a1, m993 for 7.62x51
995 or ssa ap for 5.56
bs or igolnik for 5.45

minimum for labyrinth

[raw nest]

300 ap

[jovial cobalt]

5.56 is like the last option though imo

just because of the lower damage especially with ssa ap

[raw nest]

995 is best

[cloud atlas]

is that purely for the bosses right? the scavs arent anything special

[trail sail]

Yes

[jovial cobalt]

they're aggressive but ye not really armored

[trail sail]

Scavs are just raiders basically

[cloud atlas]

hmm i just need to get the evidence, nothing else, do i need to survive?

[raw nest]

Yea

[trail sail]

To get evidence you need to survive no?

There's an extract that opens after a certain amount of time

Also the one that needs the key

[jovial cobalt]

theres quite a few things you need to grab while in labrys if you're doing the story chapter, if you want to complete it all in 1 run that is

[raw nest]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/The_Labyrinth

[cloud atlas]

oh so not just the main evidence?

[raw nest]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/The_Labyrinth_(story_chapter)

[jovial cobalt]

a bunch of random notes n i think a key in a dead bodys hand

[cloud atlas]

yeah reading it now cheers, hmm might need to get a few people together for that one

[tribal pollen]

[plush panther]

still no ratchet wrenches but I did find my last CPU fan

that's something

[tribal pollen]

is that a

coffe

[jovial cobalt]

cheetos chicken

[pseudo kayak]

holy

how far do the rogues on mgs fire

💀

[jovial cobalt]

067 meters

[pseudo kayak]

400m away

[jovial cobalt]

at least

[pseudo kayak]

and the rogue on the mg

is tryna murder me

from the rock to front gate mg

[jovial cobalt]

usec moment

[tribal pollen]

wha

[jovial cobalt]

us bears clears water treatment in 1 shot

[past girder]

can confirm

[raw nest]

Just call Migs

[pseudo kayak]

hehehe 67

676767

[past girder]

just pop a blue flare

4head

[jovial cobalt]

LMAO

[raw nest]

Migs carry big nuts on their belly

[pseudo kayak]

i was gonna say however

[trail sail]

What does blue flare do again? Mortar?

[pseudo kayak]

vudu at 650m+

holy scuffed

[tribal pollen]

[pseudo kayak]

i wasnt 0'd butw/e

[raw nest]

Mortar strike

[jovial cobalt]

yus

[trail sail]

I played the original mortar event while still playing pvp

It was funny ngl

[slender lantern]

whats the prapor item unlock worth 5m rub?

[raw nest]

quest or what?

[slender lantern]

ya

[pseudo kayak]

[tribal pollen]

[midnight jolt]

anyone is running terminal ? eu

[pseudo kayak]

yo wtf i need the emotes

[tribal pollen]

i can bring u coffee

[pseudo kayak]

[slender lantern]

where to post screen shot?

[jovial cobalt]

https://discord.com/channels/521608697764380694/521620581326520331

[raw nest]

#screenshots

and then #screenshots message

makes it easier to find

[tribal pollen]

perhaps in #screenshots

[raw nest]

No #beginners-chat

[tribal pollen]

🥀

[slender lantern]

@raw nest i tagged you to see what this item is

or anyone else that knows

[raw nest]

Isn't that the letter that lets you into terminal

Yea

It is that

2 per reset and price of 5m

[slender lantern]

damn

[trail sail]

Survivor ending letter

[slender lantern]

kewl

[pale radish]

Anyone fancy running a few PVE raids later with me ? Returning player taken a year out of the game

Was playing Greyzone

[pseudo kayak]

[trail sail]

You would have more luck in #pve-lfg

[pseudo kayak]

OHH PRAPOR SURVIVOR ENDING

[tribal pollen]

[pseudo kayak]

yo those were pricey!

vudu over 650m cursed asf

icl

i couldve zero'd at like 400m 500m

but where's the fun in that

[tribal pollen]

u enjoying the new brand of coffee?

[plush panther]

I finally found the fucking ratchet wrench in some random duffle bag on woods, and almost got my head taken off by shturman right after

[pseudo kayak]

[tribal pollen]

[pseudo kayak]

[jovial cobalt]

[trail sail]

What do you guys think of them adding GPS into the game

[odd gale]

[tribal pollen]

i think we need more rellinous

[stone goblet]

bad

[trail sail]

Ngl I enjoyed learning the maps for the first time

GPS would take fun out of it

[stone goblet]

it takes away from what tarkov is

the identity of it

[trail sail]

Yeah

[stone goblet]

along with shared kill task progression

will introduce far more carry service into the pvp side of things

[midnight jolt]

guys terminal help anyone please ?

[analog topaz]

Finally got an NL545 off of fence and its the tan short barrel.

it was 100/100 too.

[pseudo kayak]

i cant remember

did we ever get any answer on

goons or no goons customs rn?

[analog topaz]

I feel like no goons but I am only running interchange right now.

Interchange is my go to solo map .

[tribal pollen]

someone said they do spawn

but its harder

or rare?

[pseudo kayak]

man what a shame that mark of the unheard is dogass

[analog topaz]

Mark of the unheard?

[raw nest]

It is useless

[analog topaz]

Oh yeah its useless unless you have ike 6.0 scav rep and don't kill scavs

[raw nest]

It becomes even worse then

[pseudo kayak]

yeah im just not tryna never be able to shoot a scav again

[analog topaz]

Yeah. They should make it into something else for PvE like a consumable for flare extracts.

[sonic wigeon]

does glukhar really spawn in reserve rn I saw someone say yes earlier but I haven't seen him in like 6+ raids in a row

[raw nest]

He should only spawn on customs

until may 12

[analog topaz]

He and Rehsala are 100% on customs

[sonic wigeon]

yeah I know that's why I asked earlier

someone was just trolling then

[analog topaz]

tarkov most informed players just spread stuff not realizing its wrong or incorrect.

[sonic wigeon]

😭

[analog topaz]

Like my friend was trying to tell me two ammos for the mosin were vastly different when I was sitting there staring at the ammo chart. There is just so much info to remember its easy to spread misinfo.

[sterile stone]

guys, when is the next pve patch coming?

[analog topaz]

No release dates per usual but event ends the 12th so sometime after that

[raw nest]

Icebreaker in may

[sterile stone]

is it going to fix pve?

or just add content

[raw nest]

what

[analog topaz]

wdym fix PvE?

[raw nest]

What do you mean fix pve

[compact folio]

??codes

[quasi apex]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | POWERMOVE| CARGOSHIP| EAGLEEYE|
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[raw nest]

We never got the answer

[analog topaz]

and we probably never will.

[sterile stone]

like make mobs have more diverse loadouts

[analog topaz]

I mean they are already pretty varied now and Scavs will loot PMCs they kill now.

[sterile stone]

or add prestige

[analog topaz]

Prestige is coming soon tm.

[sterile stone]

so its getting fixed?

with ice patch

[merry vine]

its not broken shits being added soon TM

[vale atlas]

I'm gonna petition for quest markers just to annoy butch