pve-chat

[cyan sphinx]

Soka Blyat UwU [Running at mach 40]

[violet agate]

guys im currently loading into customs raid

[trim stump]

been trying for almost 2 months now

[pseudo kayak]

there's just no way

[trim stump]

my rng is really bad

[pseudo kayak]

i got it done literally 2 days ago within 3 hours

[glossy hound]

😏

[pseudo kayak]

dont even

[trim stump]

good job

im not even joking bro

[vale atlas]

can you keep this shit in eft chat with the other brainrotted?

[wet saddle]

Is tarkov down?? i legit just outta raid after finaly getting a tank battery to be stuck and game crash and failed to open dues to a error

[mint bough]

have you tried bsg servers? bsg servers and local games work diferently

[pseudo kayak]

until you've spent $500 on echo belli crates im not hearing ur rng shit

fuck my chud wallet

[trim stump]

i have done both

[old flame]

yer

[carmine lantern]

it took me like a week to do it, but I wasnt doing b2b custom raids or anything

[vapid cape]

Games back up let's go guys

[trim stump]

my rng shit is bad

[cyan sphinx]

what's your lvl.. cuz i swear more people here got fucked by RNikita

[trim stump]

52

or 51

[cyan sphinx]

damn.. ok i'll step down.. this once

[pseudo kayak]

idk what to say aside from ur cooked till the 13th lol

[trim stump]

like my rng is shit. took me over 60 tries on the RB pkpts or whatever that bunker key is for the cofdoms

[cyan sphinx]

uh ez. do other quests? main story? F around and find out?

[trim stump]

and even then. I got it out of the fucking ref box or cultist circle.

[cloud atlas]

Yeah i am getting random crashes and now i cant reload the launcher either

[pseudo kayak]

that's normal tho

[trim stump]

i have to get the BTR task line done and that just sucks.

[carmine lantern]

you're not cooked at this point, straight up burnt

but then again it took like 50 factory raids for me to get the office pmc kills

so, shrug

[trim stump]

my friend found 3 in that room

[cyan sphinx]

ok then plan B. make curse guns?

[glossy hound]

Ok

[young aurora]

Location? Europe here, same shit

[trim stump]

it was crazy

[carmine lantern]

they're already cursed

[pseudo kayak]

i mean i can personally relate to you, except it was 53 tries until a cofdm

[trim stump]

i hate that fucker. His rng is so busted.

[cloud atlas]

Oceania

[pseudo kayak]

some people just get lucky ig idk

[fervent karma]

wait why wait till 13th?

[trim stump]

i never found the cofdom

[fervent karma]

what's on 13th?

[cyan sphinx]

whos?

[trim stump]

i got it out of ref box/cutltist

my friend

[carmine lantern]

its when this event ends w guards everywhere

[cyan sphinx]

the end of the war of customs.

[carmine lantern]

at this point, gl trying to find a single living pmc

[glossy hound]

Until the 13th glu and reshala are 100% and all scavs on customs are guards

[pseudo kayak]

but it's like wtf

rell

[fervent karma]

oh god...

[torpid lodge]

Where the best item to place in cultist circle to get an item back for quests?

[old flame]

You LIE!

[kindred lintel]

The Customs events is really nice. I rly hope PMCs will get potent as Guards

[trim stump]

i need to kill big pipe. but he one shot me through a class 4 helmet useing m62 300 blackout which doesnt pen class 4

[pseudo kayak]

my experience is so much different from ur guys' office and dorms kills it's so weird

[trim stump]

i love how bullets work

[carmine lantern]

??circle

[quasi apex]

The cheapest confirmed circle recipes are all from Peacekeeper, here they are listed per trader level.
LL1 - 5 mp5's
LL2 - 2 MPX Suppressed #eft-chat message
LL3 - Flea dependent - G28 barter #eft-chat message (1 labs card)
LL4 - THOR IC armor⁠ #eft-chat message (1 sas drive) <- Prompts a 12 hour circle as per the soft armour price changes - do not use.

[cyan sphinx]

Rell wanted to assert his ass on everywhere.. soon it's going to be somewhere stupid like interchange or.. idk shore at this rate

[glossy hound]

Low pen chance != doesnt pen

[pseudo kayak]

isnt m62 on the higher side of 30 pen

or is it 32

[cyan sphinx]

like M62A1?

[pseudo kayak]

it's 36

[trim stump]

except for when i shoot a mfer with m61 and he bounces it with a bomber beanie.

[old flame]

What is the best labs card?

[trim stump]

but that was on pvp

[carmine lantern]

M67A1

[vale atlas]

black or red

[halcyon depot]

why cant i even open the game launcher

[old flame]

Down

[carmine lantern]

game is broke

[halcyon depot]

ah ok thanks

[pseudo kayak]

blue and dont let you tell anyone else

[cyan sphinx]

i think that's like.. 30 something.

[old flame]

GAME STUCK SON!

[pseudo kayak]

👍

[old flame]

GAME STUCK!

[cyan sphinx]

PLEASE!! I BEG YOU!

[cunning holly]

36 pen is what, like a 15% chance for class 4?

[carmine lantern]

any of them except for blue

[trim stump]

trick question. ever card sucks except red kinda.

[cunning holly]

okay so the game is stuck, thought it was just me so i was lurking here

[pseudo kayak]

nope blue is the best

[trim stump]

because red can have good ammo. otherwise all the cards for labs fuckling suck.

[pseudo kayak]

you profit by 5m each run

[trim stump]

i havent found anything good in blue

[carmine lantern]

green is kinda muddy imo, im not a big fan

[cyan sphinx]

what about... blank?

[tired fiber]

black isnt that bad

[trim stump]

green sucks. black sucks. blue is trash, yellow is okay.

[odd gale]

Bankai?

[old flame]

I'm having terrible luck on the event mf guards snipe the SHIT out of me and I get big red spawn 😭

[carmine lantern]

yellow, violet, red, and black, are great though, you profit a couple mil every run

[trim stump]

the old black room sucks.

[carmine lantern]

no one uses old black

[trim stump]

the new one that takes 2 uses it okay.

but not worth 2 uses

[old flame]

I wish they didn't nerf res unit 😢

[carmine lantern]

nah it is every time

[distant obsidian]

sounds like someone doesnt know how to loot

[trim stump]

they need to un nerf loot

[distant obsidian]

most key cards rooms are great

[glossy hound]

You’re probably right, I bet if I looked into the code there would be a line going

“if (playerID == Femboyhorse) {setRNG = shit} else {setRNG = normal}”

[trim stump]

chud

[carmine lantern]

ive done the damn calculations, you still profit a shitload from every labs key

[soft lynx]

except blue

[trim stump]

thats true

[carmine lantern]

including double black

[distant obsidian]

its almost like I said most.

[pseudo kayak]

no so youre not getting it

if you run duos

[distant obsidian]

but yeah, massive profit from labs key cards

[pseudo kayak]

you just murder the person who opened blue

boom

profit

[trim stump]

okay so you are trolling

[soft lynx]

except blue

[pseudo kayak]

???

can we take something srs for once

bffr

[distant obsidian]

no, you profit off blue

[pseudo kayak]

bsffr

[trim stump]

all the keycards suck. because loot sucks.

[cyan sphinx]

oh. if you do look. can you check the

"if(playerID == Nikita) {server = down}

to see if nikita triped on the ethernet cable to the game

[distant obsidian]

waaaaaa

[mint bough]

res is still good? it is literally free and I find a bitcoin there almost every raid

[distant obsidian]

what a cry baby take lol

loot is fine

[trim stump]

the best i got from a labs run today was 2 bit coins. some ram and a GPU i pulled from a pc

[mint bough]

loot IS fine

[soft lynx]

except blue

[trim stump]

not for me stupid

[distant obsidian]

just cause you cant make 10m a run in pve, doesnt mean its bad

[mint bough]

just blue that is ass

[carmine lantern]

sorry, no offense, but thats just entirely wrong, factually

[old flame]

It used to be so much better tho

[distant obsidian]

your really need to cut out the insults

[trim stump]

you need to not be a chud

[vale atlas]

i so rarely find anything worth the diversion there lol, i'd rather just skip it and go straight to the ammo office nearby lol

[soft lynx]

woah rude

[mint bough]

I only ever open blue if there is a red card on the table

[cyan sphinx]

ok Old head. tell us how it was good.. i'm not joking nor making fun of you.. actually tell me

[glossy hound]

Respectfully, it seems like you just do not have a good time playing this game

[distant obsidian]

last warning. Stop with the insults

[mint bough]

think about all the bitcoin youve missed out

[carmine lantern]

for real

it costs 1 mil per labs run using every keycard (minus blue)

so think about that

[vale atlas]

i already have 3 money cases fuill i'll be ok 😛

[distant obsidian]

I dont know if they can do that math

[glossy hound]

Only 3? look at this poor smh

[trim stump]

yea and i barely break even or profit.

[soft lynx]

why are you so angry bro

[pseudo kayak]

fent fold

[carmine lantern]

so even with your bad example, you still profit at least a good amount of cash

[trim stump]

so i just loot res room and the PC

[vale atlas]

i only came back in november ok

[distant obsidian]

you cant make 1m off every open of labs?\

[carmine lantern]

since I know it wasnt just btc, I know you found intel and other shit too

[distant obsidian]

like wtf

[mint bough]

I mean, if you dont need it I guess you dont need to bother with it

[glossy hound]

We all wiped in november smh

[trim stump]

opening the black safe is 2 uses and not worth.

[gleaming token]

i hate black crackers

[old flame]

I mean the last ~10 times I've opened it was barren maybe a bit coin ever 3-ish runs while it used to be stacked 9/10 times

[carmine lantern]

theres guaranteed intel in black thats 300k, double black is 680k per run

[trim stump]

cuz that dude is always trolling.

[distant obsidian]

then dont open it. You can make way over 1m from free areas in labs

[cyan sphinx]

huh.. so i'm not that far behind.. cuz i joined in december while the game was on sale

[pseudo kayak]

yo booooo this person sucks

[covert vessel]

is anyone elses tarkov broken?

[pseudo kayak]

let's wipe their account!

[mint bough]

if you dont have money, just run res + yellow + violet. violet is like 400k 10/10 and yellow is 250k

[soft lynx]

it's literal letters on a screen. Don't be a soft skin and have some fun.

[vale atlas]

its not worth the fight lol

[glossy hound]

We all had to wipe for 1.0 yeah

[mint bough]

and yellow is so good for the price

[distant obsidian]

all rooms pay them selves off

[trim stump]

i hear violet is good. But i just never find much in there.

[cyan sphinx]

dang.. and because i don't know how much Bitcoin is worth i'm guessing like close to a mil.. that's actually insane

[distant obsidian]

you just have to actually pick up the loot lol

[soft lynx]

I still don't understand why tf yellow is so cheap for how much good loot can come out of it

[glossy hound]

I’m beginning to wonder if you need glasses my friend

[trim stump]

red atleast i get ammo from. But getting decent ammo that i use doesnt count as profit. Mostly just breaking even

[trim stump]

im wearing glasses

[pseudo kayak]

violet, red, yellow are the most run through by far

[carmine lantern]

plus I find the free dome ledx every 5 or so runs that pays for the run itself just from that

[mint bough]

because yellow is just that goated

[trim stump]

my rng is just bad

[cyan sphinx]

are these yo glasses?

[vale atlas]

its more common, people undercut more often so price lowers

[soft lynx]

seriously

[distant obsidian]

yeah, you need to look harder

[trim stump]

i have only ever seen a ledx in that dome ONCE in 6 years of playing (not counting th red one for the quest)

OH just look harder

[carmine lantern]

I think you're either misjudging how much money you make, or you're ignoring drops

[distant obsidian]

loot is everywhere in labs

[mint bough]

just run marked keys for keycards, then use them

[trim stump]

why the fuck didnt i think of that

[distant obsidian]

you make a few mill off open spawns alone

[mint bough]

marked rooms literally print cards

[carmine lantern]

you're probably just not looking at all the spawns for it

[vale atlas]

I've never found a ledx in dome lol, i just stopped checking entirely

[carmine lantern]

I got 2 ledx from there just today

[glossy hound]

And farm cultists for the keys

[pseudo kayak]

I love res unit

[old flame]

Experimental weapons is mid

[trim stump]

i know the spawns for it ff.

[soft lynx]

I mean I understand how it happens for sure. I just don't know why people let it happen lmao but hey, I stand to profit so ef it.

[mint bough]

just buy them on the flea, they are 110% worth the price

[carmine lantern]

and rng isnt something hard coded onto your profile or you, thats not how life or the game works

[cyan sphinx]

is that what the armored guards are called on customs?

[distant obsidian]

clearly not

[old flame]

A ping and I STILL CAN'T OPEN ANNOUNCEMENTS

[vale atlas]

yeah its not a bad thing

[glossy hound]

Nawww farming cultists is fun though

[trim stump]

i do. Your just trolling. Im being legit and serious saying i dont find shit

[distant obsidian]

We are aware that players are experiencing difficulties connecting to servers, logging into the game, and accessing the #EscapefromTarkov and #TarkovArena websites.

These issues are related to network infrastructure beyond the control of Battlestate Games.

[proud oak]

same

[trim stump]

dont be victim blaming brother.

[mint bough]

just get a 314 and close your game if you dont like the loot

[cyan sphinx]

here i gotchu

ahem

We are aware that players are experiencing difficulties connecting to servers, logging into the game, and accessing the #EscapefromTarkov and #TarkovArena websites.

These issues are related to network infrastructure beyond the control of Battlestate Games.

We apologize for the inconvenience!

[trim stump]

true

[carmine lantern]

probably all related to discord not working for some people

[glossy hound]

A victim of what exactly 💀

[vale atlas]

he's not trolling he just thinks his experience is what everyones should be lol.

[old flame]

Preciate it handsome

[distant obsidian]

dont talk about exploits here

[cyan sphinx]

no worries man..

[mint bough]

its not an exploit tho

[distant obsidian]

yes it is

stop talking about it

[vale atlas]

mods would likely consider it one, as its not exactly intended gameplay

[soft lynx]

all I read from that announcement was, "shit's ef'd up. Not our fault tho. Just sayin."

[trim stump]

sounds like a game mechanic.
lmao.

[old flame]

What're the chances of getting an access card whilst in a labs raid?

[soft lynx]

FEATURE

[cyan sphinx]

oh like the exploit to fall in.. ok i'm gonna stop glazing tagilla.. honestly should fight him in factory..

[pseudo kayak]

yk what

[glossy hound]

Somewhere between 0% and 100%

[trim stump]

they should buff the marked rooms. or make the keys spawn more.

[mint bough]

if the game wasnt so crap maybe these things wouldnt exist

[cursive summit]

Absolutely an exploit, anyways damn, wonder why the servers be fuckex up

[trim stump]

or make rusted bloody key have good loot

[old flame]

With the update being mentioned in the main chat, glazing tagilla might be a bit different

[vale atlas]

they did buff marked rooms, loot in there is great compared to before whre you'd regularly get empty rooms, or 1 gun lol

[pseudo kayak]

i hope your runs go shit, i hope every single time you go to dorms the pmcs are just RIGHT outside the kill area

[carmine lantern]

the marked keys are fine

[mint bough]

they ARE good

[distant obsidian]

this lol

[carmine lantern]

etsy curse

[glossy hound]

Cmon now, no need to be mean. They wouldn’t see the pmcs anyway.

[soft lynx]

ok THAT I agree with lol. Stupidly rare spawn chance for mid keys behind door.

[trim stump]

you trying to witch curse me?

[pseudo kayak]

😭

[distant obsidian]

hahaha true

[trim stump]

stop cursing me chud. Lest i counter it

[distant obsidian]

they would blame the game

[carmine lantern]

a hex for sure

[vale atlas]

mans got his uno reverse quartz crystals

[distant obsidian]

invisible pmcs or something lol

[glossy hound]

Hoodu

Hudu?

Hoodoo?

[distant obsidian]

close enough

[magic yacht]

Id be fine with buffing the amount of keys cultists can have on them a little bit.
Not like "Smugglers/Cultist" event amount of keys, but 1 marked key every encounter minimum
That would give me some more incentive to go hunt cultists

[glossy hound]

Idk how to spell it

[vale atlas]

I think its hoodou

[soft lynx]

that's just rude hahahahahaha

[trim stump]

i still wanna kill one with an RPG

[vale atlas]

nope nevermind hoodoo

[cyan sphinx]

nah.. i mean i haven't killed a boss.. wait does knight count?? but anyways i haven't killed a single boss yet. i think i can manage now since i know what weapons i prefer (M16A1) and can craft the ammo for it only wasting an hour... minus the powder crafting from Hawk. then grenades to eagle powder.. etc..

[trim stump]

somone said it would be fun

[mint bough]

when you get to dorms I hope your pmcs are laying dead on the floor killed by homeless people

[carmine lantern]

knight is a boss, just not a great one

[pseudo kayak]

tier 1 mask of deflection

[magic yacht]

Alternativly: I hope Partizan places a tripwire in the floor infront of 314

[cyan sphinx]

i mean.. i've seen pmc bodies in dorms on customs..

[glossy hound]

Idk man i really really really liked that cultist event xd

[pseudo kayak]

buddy has fucking projectile protection on that thing

[carmine lantern]

minecraft enchanted

[trim stump]

mfw all this chud energy makes my raids either better or worse. there is no inbetween

[carmine lantern]

fuck my chungus life

[mint bough]

the keys are supposed to be rare, because they have good loot on them

[trim stump]

but the keys DONT have good loot behind them

[deep smelt]

is the game still down?

[glossy hound]

They do. Just not for you.

[distant obsidian]

marked keys have good loot yes

[pseudo kayak]

how do people function w the game down?

[carmine lantern]

they do most of the time, and yes

[mint bough]

whatever you say man

[soft lynx]

I mean I guess we could play the crappy tarkov ripoffs like ABI and it's lack luster wanna-be games

[distant obsidian]

just pulled a black and tiaga out of one

[cyan sphinx]

dude. you don't force the chud energy. you let it into your system.. well for you. i just go goblin and start looking anything thats shiny

[vale atlas]

how longs it been since you opened one?

[trim stump]

depends on what key

[mint bough]

once I've gotten every colored keycard in one + a red rebel, so I wouldnt say theyre bad

[trim stump]

opened alot of stuff today

[vale atlas]

I regularly get keycards/bitcoin/red rebels out of them nowadays

[trim stump]

and nothing super good.

[carmine lantern]

apparently every bit of loot and spot to go are shitty loot to you, but for most people its just fine

[glossy hound]

I usually get like a keycard and a red rebel or something each open. You probably get like two deagles.

[carmine lantern]

as you can see

[pseudo kayak]

how tf are you guys alive when the game isn't

[distant obsidian]

yes but we already established you cant see loot so

[vale atlas]

sometimes mmore than one red rebel lol

[glossy hound]

I am on life support as we speak

[trim stump]

i can see loot if it was there

we went over that.

[magic yacht]

Shared Bedroom definitly needs a buff though

[distant obsidian]

no you cant lol

[glossy hound]

X to doubt

[carmine lantern]

shared bedroom is just a joke

[distant obsidian]

its fine,

[cursive summit]

Wish cultists could be found near the marked rooms like y'know, they just got done marking said room, and is now protecting it or whatever for whatever reason, and the cultist had a guaranteed key for that specific marked room

[cyan sphinx]

dude's wearing the darkest glasses to reduce flash bangs but comes with minus loot attention

[distant obsidian]

few hundred k is good for the key

[soft lynx]

whoever said keys don't have good loot behind them must only be opening non-marked rooms or something lol. a good amount of them are insane.

[carmine lantern]

it just sucks when that or the factory keycard decide to drop from a cultist instead of one of the real marked keys

[mint bough]

shared bedroom shouldnt even be a marked room, maybe a 40/40 use common key

[distant obsidian]

man even the new guy azexal is roasting you. This is great

[carmine lantern]

but, its rng speaking

[glossy hound]

Bro has been opening the bathroom in the rb-vo building and wondering where the loot at

[trim stump]

you dont want me to insult you then dont talk to me like im stupid

[pseudo kayak]

okay okay I will NOT lie, there are moments of unluckiness like recently I got 2 fucking sp8s, a ks23, 21ws or whatever the fuck, and a fucking rpd from 314

[trim stump]

yea that lighthouse marked key is stupid

[soft lynx]

for real 😂

[trim stump]

its the worst key ever

[pseudo kayak]

next run tho I got 2 key cases, an ammo case, a spear, and a black tho

[carmine lantern]

you can get trash but it balances out normally

just like everything

[distant obsidian]

all the keys are the same for you though cause you cant see loot

[pseudo kayak]

god do I ever shut up

[distant obsidian]

0 loot in all of them

[pseudo kayak]

can I bitch

for a second

[glossy hound]

No

[carmine lantern]

nope, I dont

[glossy hound]

Also no

[carmine lantern]

sure, go ahead me

[pseudo kayak]

I need to update my level

[cyan sphinx]

yeah.. certain keys are trash.. but others are a gold mine. just depends on where your gathering items

[soft lynx]

reserve marked key by the train station is insane. found multiple red and black key cards along with a bunch of tasty loot.

[trim stump]

love it when the chuds are like "Just look harder or better" when nothing is there.

[distant obsidian]

new guy gets it

[pseudo kayak]

I love reserve keys

if one key lets you down

[glossy hound]

Rb-vo is usually chock full of like 13 weapons for me lol

[pseudo kayak]

the other 2 usually make up for it

[distant obsidian]

on the low end. Gag

[magic yacht]

Yea tbh reserve keys are guaranteed profit especially because of the barter

[trim stump]

yea the one by armored train normally has a fuckton of guns

[pseudo kayak]

especially whichever is the chud barracks near train station

yo is the game up

[trim stump]

nothing i like and none with any good ammo. But guns still.

[mint bough]

pkpts is a good one

[pseudo kayak]

can i function again

[soft lynx]

every time I look in the middle of VO there's a key card of some kind hidden below the floor.

[glossy hound]

HA! I GOT YOU! I KNEW YOU KNEW THERE WAS LOOT THERE!

[magic yacht]

streets are also decent but a lot more rng heavy since they dont have a barter, and one room is used for multiple tasks

[trim stump]

yea a bunch of shit guns

[upbeat grail]

ur so fat

[cyan sphinx]

literally the meme of "If i know you aint got my back then [Insert Reserve Key Here] got my back amen" or something among those lines

[distant obsidian]

but but but, my keys have no loot

[trim stump]

only can make any profit is cuz ref pays more then mechanic

[carmine lantern]

the game is up (not)

[glossy hound]

😒

[soft lynx]

look harder you'll find key cards. get that perception up homie

[vale atlas]

You wish you could attain my mass

[trim stump]

its up fella

love the object 21 keycards

[wary dome]

sex update

[trim stump]

or blank ones

[upbeat grail]

made me do a quick breathe out my nose, touche my fault

[trim stump]

which arent good or usefull to me

[soft lynx]

I'M NOT YOUR FELLA FRIEND 😂

[cyan sphinx]

pkpts? if i come across it i'll check it out.. but the dorm keys are hit or miss.. I'm not dissin on keys having good loot spots though

[trim stump]

cuz interchange sucks because i have to turn on power then run back and forth

[pseudo kayak]

ur so chudded

[pseudo kayak]

you're funny, don't go bald ❤️

[upbeat grail]

MEGA chud, please get my title right i worked hard to be here

[trim stump]

i used that key 80 times when i had that quest to find cofdoms. didnt find a 1

[carmine lantern]

chudpilled

[glossy hound]

Mr Femboyhorse, may I suggest turning on your monitor the next time you open a marked room?

[pseudo kayak]

6

[mint bough]

ive gotten tons of bitcoins from pkpts, mvd

[cunning sequoia]

Buzzword

[pseudo kayak]

5+2

[soft lynx]

did they make it so shit loot spawns in kiba when you don't turn on power? I swear there's only good plates and guns once power is on lmao

[trim stump]

gee why didnt i think of that dingaling

[cyan sphinx]

ok i'll make note of finding that then!

[vale atlas]

pretty sure its loaded when the raid loads up

[glossy hound]

It’s kind of an obscure tech but I’m glad I could share it

[trim stump]

thanks dingus

[soft lynx]

hahahaha I think you found his problem.

[distant obsidian]

enough with the insults dude

[pseudo kayak]

niche tech

new tech

[carmine lantern]

new tech?

[trim stump]

who and what army

[mint bough]

mvd is hella good for ammo on streets, in general all streets keys are good, like tg armory, cardinal + black, negotiation for relax key, concordia security, etc

[pseudo kayak]

did you know if you throw an rgo at your teammate in labrys you walk out with good ammo

[cursive summit]

What tech is even being talked about

[trim stump]

truth nuke

[pseudo kayak]

throwing a nade at your friend who cleared labrys for you

[glossy hound]

I once got carded and the cashier was like “is this you?!” and I was like “i hope so!” and then she was like “oh that’s what it is! You’re losing the hair”

[pseudo kayak]

typically it results in really good loot

[cursive summit]

Damn

[pseudo kayak]

🙁

[carmine lantern]

I just leave everything for my teammates for fear of them killing me

[cyan sphinx]

Huh.. if that's the case i should run more streets then.. since i still haven't got used to the spawn locations

[trim stump]

i wish streets ran well

its a fun map

[pseudo kayak]

skale dying to steam was lowk funny

i felt so bad

[carmine lantern]

yea, that was rough

[trim stump]

once you learn where to go and not get Gled in ur bungholio

[carmine lantern]

beginner misteak

[soft lynx]

That's weird, streets runs pretty well for me. Could be better. But not un-playable.

[median frigate]

100+ fps in 4k
We ballin

[pseudo kayak]

skale and cody not running down tagilla was also funny

i could hear the panic

[glossy hound]

Streets runs great for me most of the time. Must be good rng

[trim stump]

im going to eat your ram

[cyan sphinx]

it runs fine for me.. no hiccups or spikes.

[pseudo kayak]

ive never heard someone say they got shadow of tagilla x-hp down

[soft lynx]

yea I usually get around 110-120FPS too

[mint bough]

if your computer doesnt combust itself on streets everytime, streets is like the best place, especially because if you run cardinal + black keycard, you dont use the black keycard swipe, so it is infinite, and that safe has bitcoins, intels, blue folders, etc

[trim stump]

if i ads i lag.

[glossy hound]

Wait really?!

[trim stump]

oh?

[cyan sphinx]

😮

[mint bough]

yeah, but you need 2 cardinal key uses to reach the safe

[trim stump]

i have tons of the cardinal key

it spawns like every time on labs

[mint bough]

shouldnt be a problem if you run black on labs

youre guaranteed cardinal there

[toxic patio]

It’s a great safe and the key is cheap as fuck anyways

[cyan sphinx]

so in short... Streets = Lots of MUNEE or in this case rubles

[carmine lantern]

yea and guess what, thats 189k to sell to therapist every time, so thats extra profit

[toxic patio]

Streets if you have the right keys is the best map in the game

[carmine lantern]

that you arent realising if you're just keeping them in your stash

[pseudo kayak]

YO ME you wouldn't BELIEVE what im playing rn

[trim stump]

i miss when you could open the bank near kabob and take all the money and it was like alot .

[median frigate]

Still have to get the settings right on my gfs setup tho
Drops to 40fps sometimes and tarkov starts eating over 20gbs ram
And idk why

[toxic patio]

Tarbank, two marked rooms, Cardinal

[trim stump]

then they nerfed it crazy style

[mint bough]

more liek you can get more ammo then money there, Ive once walked out of streets with like 5 cases of 120 rnds ppbs plus a ton of ssa ap, and lots more

but yeah streets is a gold mine

[soft lynx]

a lot of math and science involved but.... tarkov lol

[carmine lantern]

yea streets is great for ammo, I just prefer how fast labs is for red room

[toxic patio]

I still prefer labs for money- purely for speed

[cyan sphinx]

Huh. maybe i should spend tomorrow learning streets spawn and other stuff.

[pseudo kayak]

mmmm security room

yummy

[mint bough]

^^

[glossy hound]

My only problem is having enough time and storage to loot all of the stoof

[toxic patio]

And labs also prints 5.56 like fucking strip club money

[pseudo kayak]

woah random catbagel appearance

[toxic patio]

I have an absurd amount of m995

[carmine lantern]

conc sec room, cargo door after killing kaban, then going up and hitting tg armory, then killing kollant and hitting mvd

[soft lynx]

I just rush residential for ammo lol. Usually solid ammo drops for me.

[trim stump]

i just need to upgrade my pc soon but the stupid AI chud virgins ruined pc part prices.

[toxic patio]

Hi niami

[mint bough]

i usually bring a rush with me, and vacuum all the loot

[pseudo kayak]

not my name but whatever

fuck you too

[toxic patio]

Niani

[median frigate]

Where do you use all that ammo tho?
Hoarded full ammo cases but besides Labyrinth or killa hunting it seems almost useless to me

[glossy hound]

I use a raid with 1-2 mppvs

[mint bough]

yeah, streets is good if you want to find 545

[pseudo kayak]

😱

[toxic patio]

Look man, I’m not wearing my glasses my vision ain’t good

[pseudo kayak]

oh yeah

100%

i hope you dropped them in the toilet

toilet water 4 eyes

[mint bough]

you can just use it to mow down any homeless man you find? that ammo ignores armor pretty much

[glossy hound]

Still better than femboyhorse WITH his glasses

[toxic patio]

I am not calling you rellinou dammit

[carmine lantern]

yea, thats me

[toxic patio]

Better. I ran them over.

[trim stump]

me when i

[carmine lantern]

im me

[pseudo kayak]

yo what's up

[stable tinsel]

HP ammo > literally everything else

[pseudo kayak]

the ceiling!

😱 😭 🙏

[toxic patio]

All Manhattan cafe fans are the same person

I swear

[trim stump]

i remember i got art one time and a computer in the backround has a tarkov screenshot.

i wish tarkov didnt have such a hold on my life

[glossy hound]

Who needs pen if you headshot everything amirite

[stable tinsel]

Exactly

[pseudo kayak]

schizophrenic and delusional?

like the uma?

[carmine lantern]

yess

[toxic patio]

yes

[stable tinsel]

Their face and legs ain’t got armor.

[toxic patio]

personally, I am a digitan fan

[vale atlas]

Can i be schizophrenic and delusional too? it seems more fun

[median frigate]

Yh but like ... m80 / m865a1 does the trick easily for me

I feel like i am only hoarding for terminal

[toxic patio]

Love my helicopter Uma

[pseudo kayak]

yuri uma

[mint bough]

I prefer 1 tapping the local homeless population with .50bmg slap

[pseudo kayak]

yaoi? uma?

i dont remember which is which

[carmine lantern]

imagine if tarkov added leg and arm armor and you could go around like a juggernaut

[trim stump]

owo

[toxic patio]

I fucking love the lesbian horse shipper

[trim stump]

horse

[pseudo kayak]

ok so it is yuri

[carmine lantern]

yuri? the guy from red alert 2? he's pretty cool

[mint bough]

that can also be one thing, why even hoard ammo anyways? its a paradox, once you stop hoarding ammo, you'll run out of it

[trim stump]

you mean yuri from MW3

he was kinda goated

[toxic patio]

MAN NO GIFS RIGHT

[glossy hound]

The .50 is so much fun

[carmine lantern]

no jifs

[median frigate]

Yh idk im kinda lost i guess

[trim stump]

ALSO. why give us the fucking code with the doorkicker and gas masks. WHEN you cant fucking wear them together.

dumbest shit i ever seen

[toxic patio]

No full color fangirling

[carmine lantern]

my ammo economy is also horrible so im always going for more ammo

[trim stump]

peak ragebait

[pseudo kayak]

red alert starts with r, like rule, 2 like 2+2 which = 4 and then 2+1 = 3

like rule

34

or something

[trim stump]

lmao

owo

[carmine lantern]

I bring like 400 rounds in and then die

[toxic patio]

Do not the Uma

[mint bough]

im hoarding ammo because I use my ammo mule (friend) to transfer ammo when I prestige, so I never run out of it until I unlock labs again

[pseudo kayak]

not of umas 💀

[trim stump]

me when i

[carmine lantern]

rule 67

[pseudo kayak]

no but fr i need coffee

or something

guys do you get into agartha if you do NOT drink white monsters

[glossy hound]

What

[carmine lantern]

I love white monster, so I hope not

[pseudo kayak]

I feel like I asked a v straightforward question

[glossy hound]

What the fuck is agartha

[pseudo kayak]

oh man...

get a load of this guy

[trim stump]

i can drink one and go to bed

[toxic patio]

I drink white reign

[trim stump]

infact. I think i might go to bed. Good night funny people in my computer.

[mint bough]

anyways I'm heading to bed now, have a good night guys

[pseudo kayak]

wtf

[trim stump]

dont let the chuds get you down.

[carmine lantern]

nighty night, dont let the bed bugs bite

[pseudo kayak]

what about when the game comes back online??

tf is wrong with you

[vale atlas]

we could be in your brain, prove we aren't figments

[toxic patio]

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller

[trim stump]

I know you aint in there

[mint bough]

I got work tomorrow, so...

[trim stump]

if you were in my brain

[pseudo kayak]

tarkov IS work

[trim stump]

you would vog25 yor feet

[pseudo kayak]

ts a 9-5

your "job" is the game

[mint bough]

fair

[trim stump]

becaus eof the stuff up there

[vale atlas]

I have done this to be fair

[trim stump]

and what im thinking bout

[glossy hound]

You didnt answer my question

[pseudo kayak]

crap i cant remember

there's agartha

and then the other place

[carmine lantern]

its random hollowo earth shit

[pseudo kayak]

wtf is it called??

[young frost]

atlantis ? wakanda ?

[glossy hound]

Ur mum’s basement?

[young frost]

hyperborea ?

[carmine lantern]

I wish we had a basement, you cant have those here really

[deep pewter]

is there a mr kerman introduction scene?

cause he just kinda appeared for me lmao

and my character acts like he knows him

[tiny axle]

No game

[carmine lantern]

yea he just rolls in

[tiny axle]

What a way to live

[deep pewter]

goofy

[glossy hound]

He used to jumpscare you on the toilet but they removed that

[vale atlas]

Oh nice i didn't know about agartha, i spent most of my conspiracy nonsense time looking at the various reptile aliens that apparently control society, this is a new rabbithole to explore

[tropic python]

Hey do you guys every think they will allow us to get all achivements on PvE ? or are they still gate keeping them ?

[glossy hound]

Lol no

[carmine lantern]

the rabbithole goes deep

[deep pewter]

ah, so mr kerman was essentially our schizophronic nightmare that now tries to help us escape tarkov for some reason

[carmine lantern]

and considering they have things like seasons being pvp only, its doubtful

[glossy hound]

More or less

[pseudo kayak]

i cant remember

i cant function w/o tark

[glossy hound]

Therapy

[carmine lantern]

tarkov is therapy

[pseudo kayak]

^

[glossy hound]

No

Okay I go sleep now

[pseudo kayak]

sleep

is for the goycells

[carmine lantern]

honk shoo

[pseudo kayak]

immimimimimim

[balmy star]

i keep getting an error when trying to open tarkov, is this normal?

[carmine lantern]

god it would have been so fucking sick for them to just shadowdrop icebreaker tonight

[deep pewter]

we're cooked rn

[carmine lantern]

no, game is down

[young frost]

theres nothing stopping u from blowing up a cultist with a rocket launcher

[carmine lantern]

why did amazon (I assume, or cloudflare, or something) have to ruin it

[tropic python]

#eft-announcements

[balmy star]

fk

so they don't know what is going on

[valid folio]

they do if you read well it says its with internet and not on their end

[carmine lantern]

its probably the same shit that plagued discord earlier today

or at least related

idk anything about computers

[valid folio]

good thing i do 😛

[wheat inlet]

has anyone able to play Tarkov ?

i get erro 0 when turning on the launcher

[old flame]

Down

[distant obsidian]

#eft-announcements

[calm totem]

Same problem here

[old flame]

Zely done hit them after he got head eyes by killa

[wheat inlet]

whole week, nothing happens. when im free to play. server down. damn it

[sonic wigeon]

jesus christ

[old flame]

It happens I feel the same way lol

[sonic wigeon]

I am almost finished with the PoS mission Peacekeeping mission and this happens

💥

[carmine lantern]

it was foreseen

[vapid cape]

Nikita wants to thank you for buying unheard but your money doesn’t cover his server space

[carmine lantern]

unfortunately it was the cultists ddosing cloudflare or something

[grave bone]

ouch

[sonic wigeon]

Only streets is left

[grave bone]

[sonic wigeon]

and for some reason

PMCs somehow know

that I have shit armor

[covert vessel]

cant get into tarkot from the launcher

[sonic wigeon]

and appears in groups of 5

[sonic wigeon]

please PLEASE backread

[deep pewter]

first im basically not allowed into customs (cause ill die a horrible death)

and now this 🥀

[sonic wigeon]

like its just a few scrolls above

[tropic python]

saw "Unheard STEAM edition", im like whaa?

[vapid cape]

What

No way

[grave bone]

sounds familiar hahaha xD

[vapid cape]

They haven’t released arena o steam though

[sonic wigeon]

no seriously I had like

[wheat inlet]

Lmao. i got EOD but feel the same way

[sonic wigeon]

0 pmcs

when I need the pmc kills

then now that I only need scav kills

3 million pmcs

[tropic python]

yeh scroll up a bit in #eft-announcements its part of the preview

[tropic python]

18:42 post

[deep pewter]

oh right im close to finishing tarkov shooter

[sonic wigeon]

Thank god I finished the scav kills quest before the event on customs started

[sonic wigeon]

most annoying map to that in is reserve

[deep pewter]

wait no i

[grave bone]

thats tarkov in nutshell. or any other game rng logic basically

[deep pewter]

i finished tarkov shooter lmao 🥀

[sonic wigeon]

somehow all pmcs know you need bolty kills and hide inside buildings

[deep pewter]

i thought there were like 14 parts

[deep pewter]

oh sbih? ill prob do that soon with an obrez

[sonic wigeon]

10 raids to finish a 5 pmc kill quest and now I am seeing 5 pmcs every 1-2 raids

[grave bone]

ikr. it's frustrating as hell. but it is what it is sadly 🙁

[magic yacht]

And for that reason I either run an VPO or the MXLR

[sonic wigeon]

one time

I had to finish shooter born in reserve

[grave bone]

ikr

[sonic wigeon]

go into building

pmc had ppbs

like??

bro

[grave bone]

hahaha

[sonic wigeon]

I was wondering how they killed me so fast

[grave bone]

sry but

[magic yacht]

Thats just funny

[sonic wigeon]

he had an ak something with ppbs on 60rd mags

like

ripped me to shreds

[grave bone]

yeah....

[magic yacht]

what was really bad was trying to complete escort while the Pillagers existed

[sonic wigeon]

oh

you know

the ticket quest

[magic yacht]

I wish USECs would have more lethal loadouts

[sonic wigeon]

where you kill pmcs without scav kills

yeah I had to do that during pillager event

[magic yacht]

Yea sme

luckily you could just spam transits

[trail sail]

They just need better ammo

[sonic wigeon]

if you cant find pmcs but is so close to finishing

you can just transit

[trail sail]

Imagine 855a1 pmcs

[sonic wigeon]

but customs was filled with random pillagers

[grave bone]

omg those mf made nearly go insane doing the water room and kozlov 😭

[sonic wigeon]

worse I had encountered m995 pmcs

in ground zero btw

[magic yacht]

All of their 7.62x51 guns that arent bolt action use FUCKING BCP FMJ

[grave bone]

now the rashala gang floods it 🤣 🤣 🤣

[trail sail]

Yeah but they're really rare most just go fmj and m855

[magic yacht]

Hell sometimes even the bolt actions use FMJs

[sonic wigeon]

yeah

one time I circumvented the middle

[magic yacht]

Fucking Level 6 Poly Plates eat that shit for breakfast

[sonic wigeon]

and the goons still saw me somehow

like I rotated far side on the dorms and they still chased me down

[magic yacht]

had a PMC magdump me because I had a malfunction in an open field and I was perfectly fine except for my blacked limbs

[grave bone]

rip

[pseudo kayak]

can this game go online yet

[trail sail]

It's still down?

[sonic wigeon]

ye

It doesnt help that

one of my team mates

just gets folded by a random pmc because he somehow gets m855a1

out of nowhere

[magic yacht]

But yes AI USECs in general need a lot more better ammo in their loadouts

M855 should be the default option for them if BEARs get PS by default

but most of the time I loot them its either FMJ or M856

[sonic wigeon]

I am fine with like m856a1 or something like m855a1 but please leave the m955 ssa ap out of it

[grave bone]

true

[magic yacht]

M995/SSA AP should be there aswell when they have the TX-15

[sonic wigeon]

heck It's a surprise if they use m855

[vale atlas]

pmc loot is always kinda disappointing lol

[pseudo kayak]

the pmcs def better loadouts

they're braindead too

[sonic wigeon]

then theres a random full sprinting pmc that was chasing me

loot him

[trail sail]

Yeah losing to basic scavs

[sonic wigeon]

theres 2 tank batteries in his bag

[trail sail]

Lost to 2 thorax shots of a TT scav

[magic yacht]

Its not great but their loadouts are still a consistent low profit income if you have a big bag

[sonic wigeon]

like who is this dude

[nocturne tiger]

its been 1 hour without tarkov, i will die

[vale atlas]

it must've been leg day

[jolly hazel]

Scavs beating PMCs 8/10 times is always funny

[pseudo kayak]

true

[hoary lotus]

okay regarding the servers being down, I saw somewhere someone said that normally nothing rolls back when servers go down, is that also the case for scav runs?

[magic yacht]

He found and used obdolbos 3

[sonic wigeon]

either timmy AI level of pmcs or john wick AI pmcs

no in-between

[trail sail]

Even worse for scav runs

[pseudo kayak]

one time i had the cracked out pmc with the ak loaded in ppbs

[hoary lotus]

so nothing saves for scav runs?

[trail sail]

Yep

[pseudo kayak]

buddy took my arm off in the 0.3s i looked

almost murdered me icl

[trail sail]

If you haven't extracted out the loot to your stash its probably gone

Even if you did and the server goes down it won't save most likely

[magic yacht]

Fun fact: Their Loadout is not tied to what difficulty the AI spawns with

[pseudo kayak]

dude these servers need to go down

[sonic wigeon]

I was doing a scav run and the guy with the vector had big mags and ap 6.3 was it
and his mate was using ak with 60rd mags full of ppbs

[hoary lotus]

thanks, gonna cry in the corner for the 2 moonshines I had 🙂

[sonic wigeon]

like where are these guys when I have actually competent gear

[pseudo kayak]

i love the 180 rds of ppbs

[sonic wigeon]

they appear when they can one shot me anywhere

[tropic python]

Ay atleast youre using past tense already! ❤️

[magic yacht]

I also had a BEAR with PPBS and a Zhuk EMR, but he missed me point blank and when I repeeked him he took almost a second to react

[hoary lotus]

hahaha that's a good point lol

[sonic wigeon]

This guy had that 6b43 armor and a heavy helmet without the visor

I forgot which helmet tho

it was a black one iirc

[trail sail]

Scav extract/local raid > game crash/server doesn't save progress > loot or quest progress is most likely gone

[violet agate]

would i get in trouble for sending a meme in here

[trail sail]

Can't even send pics here sad

[violet agate]

sad

[vale atlas]

honestly no pics or gif perms is a good thing. It just turns into anime avatar havers spam sharing things they think is funny which rarely is

[tropic python]

I swere to god, I always consider loot not in stash as Pending. I dont have it. Untill its in my stash, if I get killed. i am more upset of the time spent dying and loading into a new raid than the items lost.

[carmine lantern]

no memes allowed, this is a serious place

[odd gale]

Super serious

[jovial cobalt]

why so serious

[sonic wigeon]

This is chat about a super realistic simulator shooter

we can't have fun in here

[odd gale]

Immersive

[jovial cobalt]

☝️ 🤓

[carmine lantern]

didnt expect it to be out so long tbh, I need to have an irl wiki up for my next quest steps

[hoary lotus]

that's true, at least for me in scav runs, was literally thinking that before I used extract, the thing I do find myself getting a bit held up on is ammo, I can go in with the last of my decent rounds, and then poof gone, THAT I do find to be very annoying as I can't find a reliable supply of decent ammo

[sonic wigeon]

very immersive that killa can feel my laser on the back of his helmet

[cloud atlas]

LOL so true

[carmine lantern]

it probably heats up his helmet

[jolly hazel]

ai 400m away as soon as you aim at their heads

[sonic wigeon]

he can feel the super small vibration/push of the light hitting his helmet

[trail sail]

The sheer thought of you aiming at them is enough to trigger their agro

[vale atlas]

I'm my most immmersed when they shout at me and my gun jams

[nocturne tiger]

how are you guys struggling with killa

[sonic wigeon]

one of my mates has like that weird bug where your gun heats up like it has a 1000% heat multiplier

[vale atlas]

oh thats a rough one lol

[sonic wigeon]

and it jams every 2-3 shots

1 shot if you dont let it rest long enough

[errant estuary]

ive got that bug irl

[vale atlas]

The fix is apparently a cmos battery reset which is insane in itself lol

[carmine lantern]

needs that watercooled prototype gun from ww1

[jolly hazel]

was he playing on streets? heard that may be a bug with kollontays bs power radius

[tropic python]

Truuue, haha happend to me a while back. Was gonna run Labs for the first time, loaded up everyhing and wanted to go Streets transit. Got to close to Lex and got blasted with the 40mm. Lost 3x60 rounders of 995s It hurt, real bad.

[pseudo kayak]

I get cocky and then run around with m855 or fmj

[trail sail]

Imagine tieing a game gunplay mechanic to your pc's system clock

[sonic wigeon]

cause even at Lv 54 I am still a shitass pmc with 10% hit rate with my gun

[vale atlas]

ikr

[valid folio]

piss multiplier is 1000% so you're good just piss on it lmao

[sonic wigeon]

we were in customs and the other time he got that bug he was in streets, and the one more is lighthouse*

[pseudo kayak]

can someone just like ping me when the game is up

[sonic wigeon]

he had no panic debuff on streets so I think its the same bug

[jolly hazel]

ez fix just use an open bolt gun, everyone knows open bolt guns NEVER jam IRL, very realistic...

[deep pewter]

aaand my quest didnt save

[sonic wigeon]

I gave him my rpk and it jammed
and/or AK

[deep pewter]

now i gotta do tarkov shooter part 8 again 🥀

[nocturne tiger]

i just throw nades, he yells at me then i bait him into a corner where i ultimately mag dump him in the head

[pseudo kayak]

wait wait you got in?

[tranquil crane]

Oh fun, my quest progress didn't save either

[deep pewter]

yep

its up

[pseudo kayak]

awooga

[carmine lantern]

its up

[jolly hazel]

RIP

[pseudo kayak]

time to see if escort saved!

[sonic wigeon]

those guns still jam under heat stress so it still doesnt matter

[deep pewter]

prob didnt 🥀

[carmine lantern]

spoiler, it did not

[pseudo kayak]

dont say that

i mean i only have fac and labs left so it's not bad at all

[hoary lotus]

yikes, I'm a 1.0 new player, so I haven''t even considered using the 22 rounds of 995 I have, let alone running labs

[jolly hazel]

m60, rpd, aa-12, ppsh, etc take so long to overheat. open bolt no jam ftw

[carmine lantern]

it aint nothin but a peanut tbh

[sonic wigeon]

he was using the m60 from that fat guy in lexos

it took 5 shots

[pseudo kayak]

damn it really didnt

shame

[jolly hazel]

thats the bug of all bugs

I've never had an open bolt jam in tarkov

[carmine lantern]

once you really get down to the grind its not so bad

[pseudo kayak]

damn i found 2 aa12 drums in that raid too 😭

[carmine lantern]

or when op events show up like the smugglers w the weapon cases

[sonic wigeon]

not sure if it was a jam or just any other malfunction

but he always now just uses it to farm malfunction exp

[pseudo kayak]

mmm i love the ssa ap amount from that eevent

[weary ice]

is anyone able to check is servers up yet

[carmine lantern]

I can bring you some aa shit if you want

and yes they are up

im in game rn

[sonic wigeon]

is up

though I wouldn't trust it yet

might crash again

give it time

[carmine lantern]

ive given it time enough

back into labs

[livid willow]

yay its back

[carmine lantern]

I must use my ak #weapon-modding message to get to 51 assault rifle

[hoary lotus]

haha exactly, it's just learning the ammo spawns etc, I've got interchange and customs locked down and actively learning streets, but one of the ammo spawns I know of is by one of the bosses

[pseudo kayak]

nah i just found the drums 💔

[young frost]

free money from the dirty weirdos that run that piece of crap

[fossil trail]

Server died returning from a successful raid and killing the last boss I needed for Jaeger's relentless quest... and the progress for that raid is gone- sweet.

[alpine vigil]

anyone have trouble redeeming the arena codes from todays twitch tv

[vapid cape]

We are back up 😄

[restive jewel]

is the event good for xp?

[carmine lantern]

they expired probs

[sonic wigeon]

#screenshots message what is this weekly 😭

[dusky magnet]

are you redeeming them in the launcher or the Arena website, instead of the usual Tarkov website?

[young frost]

unheard gets it for "free"

[alpine vigil]

arena launcher

[young frost]

troll item too

my bro put it on when he started n is it like -5 fence rep

[abstract nymph]

??CODES

[quasi apex]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE | POWERMOVE| CARGOSHIP| EAGLEEYE|
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26| HOTDROP | ECHOBELLI

[sonic wigeon]

yes

i just read the wiki as well

unheard version owners get it outright, non unheard owners will have to do the quest(small business part 3)
but since you already have it you can't get it again when you already have unheard ver

[manic pewter]

Shit item

Not worth the time and effort

[young frost]

wtf what a terrible way to phrase it

[carmine lantern]

the raid counted, so servers seem to be okay

[fossil trail]

Do we know if Goons rotate, or if they're a set spawn chance?

[weary ice]

goons are set to all maps 30%

[carmine lantern]

it depends on who you talk to

but the majority consensus is that the goons do not rotate right now, they are just a 30% chance to spawn

[manic pewter]

Its the consensus and the fact of the matter

[weary ice]

goons more like yeah

or something

ok

[carmine lantern]

yerp

[young frost]

dude u have to summon them by bringing a low lvl whos doing a rly inconvenient quest

[fossil trail]

Lol, seems about right

I need one more boss kill without dying, load in- Immediately start getting rushed about 100m from spawn.

[young frost]

like every fuckin time i go to customs with some guy doing setup we get a shitty spawn next to the goons

[weary ice]

i once cleared the goons while doing setup

no body armour and shit ammo

[sonic wigeon]

where can I find alot of scavs in streets

[weary ice]

my proudest moment by far

[young frost]

lol nice

scavs are everywhere dude

[weary ice]

i died to a bleed afterwards but still

[young frost]

lexos has like 10

[sonic wigeon]

not going there as a blueberry

nuh uh

[young frost]

oh yeaj nvm

[tropic python]

this is more true than we think, im convinced its like 30-your level% chance for goons. took me like 10 days of actively searching to run into them

[weary ice]

-11 chance for me seems about right

[carmine lantern]

scavs will just be behind every damn corner on streets tbh, just do a circle around the map

[slate inlet]

I can't go with single day without fighting them at least a few times. It makes sense that they scale their appearance based on your level

[young frost]

yeaj u can just meander through. the whole place is crawling with those miscreants

[slate inlet]

I've been wondering why so much goons. But my level is getting up there

[weary ice]

true, ive seen goons about 20/30 raids with 0 cultists

[carmine lantern]

miscreants and neerdowells

[pseudo kayak]

I FOUND FIREKLEAN

AHHHAHAHAH

holy FUCK

2 raiders came outta nowhere when that elevator came

💀

[weary ice]

i love lubing up my girthy girthy barrel

[carmine lantern]

congrats

[pseudo kayak]

almost got jumped

[carmine lantern]

im halfway to 66 now

[weary ice]

why is there 2 rellinous

[carmine lantern]

skinwalker

it happens

[weary ice]

i see

[young frost]

so which ones the real one

[carmine lantern]

no one is

[young frost]

[weary ice]

they both skinwalkers

[mossy blade]

hey is profitable venture even worth doing later

or is it just for the achievement

[young frost]

id say no on principle cus the rewards suck vis a vis the cost

[sonic wigeon]

I am onec again surrounded by pmcs as a blue berry

[young frost]

esp like having str and end for a lvl 61 quest ?? how does one get to 61 without having both of those elite for like ever

[sonic wigeon]

bro what is this

[nocturne gyro]

where is glukh in custom ran around whole map and couldnt find him just a bunch of guards

[pseudo kayak]

factory timeee

[weary ice]

i believe that he spawns reshalas other spawn locations

[nocturne gyro]

I checked new gas and dorms found reshala at stronghold

[pseudo kayak]

idk anymore

[mossy blade]

reshala spanws at strongold/bigred

[nocturne gyro]

BIG RED?

did not know that

[carmine lantern]

99% for the achievement, I personally dont see a reason ill do it again

[weary ice]

u found him there?

[carmine lantern]

maybe when I hit prestige 6

[nocturne gyro]

no

[carmine lantern]

and yes resh can spawn at big red because of the event

[weary ice]

i watched vortex vid he found him at dorms and his guards at ruaf

[nocturne tiger]

is tarkov back up yet

[nocturne gyro]

I spawned near dorm ran to stronghold c

[carmine lantern]

yea he can still spawn in his normal spots in stronghold

[nocturne tiger]

yes

it is

[weary ice]

yes killa 🥰

[carmine lantern]

he probably got baited by a scav over to ruaf

[nocturne tiger]

im getting on arena and spamming a saiga in factory

[weary ice]

are you ok 😭

rell number 2 has dementia?

[mossy blade]

also reshala/glukhar guards spawn on every POI

and they fight eachother

[carmine lantern]

I must have misread something idk

[weary ice]

i dont think scavs spawn

[carmine lantern]

but that shit does run in my family so probably

[mossy blade]

scavs dont spawn only guards

[weary ice]

or just reduced idk

[carmine lantern]

no I meant a scav guard

[weary ice]

oh

yeah

[carmine lantern]

as in, a guard that was frol gluks faction probably aggrod and got his guards to push to ruaf

[weary ice]

the guards fought eachother

he found a couple dead at the tank

[carmine lantern]

see I wasnt completely insane

[vapid cape]

Is Gluhkar spawning in a specific area ?

[carmine lantern]

im just very bad at speaking

[weary ice]

but how would a resh guard go to dorms and back to ruaf

[carmine lantern]

and yes, dorms/new gas for gluk

[tired fiber]

i killed gluhkar in dorms and reshala at new gas

[carmine lantern]

resh's guards can also spawn randomly in place of scavs

[weary ice]

ohh i see

[pseudo kayak]

stupid reshussy guards

fucking rats

[carmine lantern]

ive seen them just fight in the street as soon as I load into customs

[nocturne gyro]

so ice breaker comes out in mid may im guessing any cool leaks on the new boss beside him aura farming in the vid

[weary ice]

rebussy 🥰 😍

[carmine lantern]

just hype and aura, sorry

[pseudo kayak]

near zb11 is always a resh guard

istg

[vapid cape]

I been finding Gluey guards at Big red bridge and Fort but if Gluey is at New Gas that is werid

[tired fiber]

im more hyped for end of line but ice breaker will be pretty cool

[carmine lantern]

I did kill gluk at new gas earlier this evening, he was just solo outside of the blue fence

[nocturne gyro]

end of line?

we getting ANOTHER map?

[weary ice]

i cant wait for the gps dude

[abstract nymph]

Yes

[carmine lantern]

2 other maps iirc

[nocturne gyro]

wow

[weary ice]

i can finally learn woods and streets

[carmine lantern]

a big huge map that they didnt reveal anything about, and end of line which is that very long map