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New artificer spell
Summon vehicle
Not an official spell
I wonder what Greasy's vehicle would be
YET.
I gotta play Greasy again some time
Summon plant
Do you think that a barlgura would drive a cyber truck or what car
The adventure ended with Greasy as the infernal ruler of a giant hell cube that was a weapon of mass destruction, which he used to pour grease into the water off of the sword coast
imagine upcasting it at lvl9 and summon one of the bosses from Metal Slug
The druid and the artificer mix and summon the giant crab with cannon from the metal slug 3
He floated the giant hellish cube down the sword coast pouring millions of gallons of grease into the sea
He was corrupted by the cube's evil power
Making him more evil than he already was (he was just neutral evil but the cube made him actively evil)
I really wonder what they were planning with that
Isn’t there a giant metal crab from one of the module books
Can’t remember which one has the crab mech
THe magic item? Apparatus of Kwalish?
Apparatus of Kwalish
Ah yep that’s it
A light cleric implies the existence of a heavy atheist
That’s most atheists I’d think
Being an atheist in the forgotten realms would be insane
Their souls will join the grey wall of nonbelievers
I think they exist actually
Yes and they’re probably insane
Which is just hilarious. "I gain my power from my god"
"Nuh uh"
Gods are made up by wizards to sell more diamonds
Yeah probably a lot more alatrists. Acknowledge there’s a god but not one worth worshipping. Then shar eats their souls
I wonder what flavor my soul would have
Hmm. Blue raspberry cough syrup
Wow
but what effect would it have?
I’m offended
Cough syrup
Would plant magic set off an earth, water, air, or fire sigil?
If you all could have a class feature from any class irl (not spellcasting) which do you choose
earth would be my guess
Ok thanks.
Sigil?
they need it to grow and thats where the roots would be, thats my logic at least
What is that
Replicate magic item
Good call
If not expertise from Rogue
I think my soul tastes like flat Mountain Dew that got left in a half empty bottle at the back of a closet for two months
ah, but consider with the homonculous infusion you could have, just a little guy
Na, for that i get a son.
pact magic
thats incredibly drepressing... i would remedy that
NOT, spellcasting.
No pact magic either
ah but consider the flavor options, my aritificer did this and it was a Flamingo that was also a coffee maker
just with the plans of magic items from lvl 2 i can do a lot
Aura of Protection
Reliable Talent
and if i could upgrade it to lv6 or 10, im god.
What's your int mod, though? 
If not heroic warrior from champion, its free inspirations all the turns
wild magic surge! its going to be everyone elses problem as well
how one would be able to calculate such thing... lets say +2 lower
more like 1.75 but round up to 2
I think wild shape would be cool
Do we round up damage in D&D? 
tongue of the sun and moon would be pretty good
What's that?
NOPE, book says always round down with rolls
"Starting at 13th level, you learn to touch the ki of other minds so that you understand all spoken languages. Moreover, any creature that can understand a language can understand what you say."
Depend, your games are like some final fantasy or Expedition 33 which the numbers just rocket after X point?
Understand, not speak?
from being happy of dealing 300 damage to getting used to dealing more digits than i ever knew
yeah but they can all understand you anyways so it doesnt really matter
Would divine intervention work in our universe?
nah it doesnt depend, u dont round up in D&D. something must tell you to round up or just default to rounding down
would that also include sign languages and written languages?
huh i guess so yeah only the first part specifies it has to be spoken
There is no remedy for this malady ong
okey, let me try some pray to GOD or any GOD and tell me if i round up my int modifier or not
🙏 DO I ROUND UP OR DOWN GOD!?
He said me up
Down
I accept one mistake, 2 no.
What will you do about it
Roll initiative.🥀
Which dive do I use for that
Time to start using fractional damage and health
Weapon of Warning, Scorpion Armor, Alert, +5 Dexterity
The big one?
Initiative + 13 + advantage
I go first
I take it you want to go first
Wait who’s the DM
Source: I made it up.
I still manage to roll below a 10
Maybe the real DM was the friends we made long the way
For some reason, I'm always bad at initiative rolls, no matter the build or items
Indeed.
Probability, thou art a heartless monster.
Tortles never die, they become a part of you
everyone in the party got above a 20 in investigation check, except one who got a 4
21,22,24,26 and then a 4
hello!
They'll live trust
2 failed death saves, one from an attack the other from a fail
He feels the Hand of his deity on his shoulder as he's dying rn
there's a small handful of scenarios, the one I always think of is "how many spell slots a Wizard's Arcane Recovery recovers"
you divide ur level by 2, rounding up
I feel like my tortle Druid ALWAYS gets hit
welcome!
We need a clutch Mass Healing Word or a Cure Wounds, hell even a healing potion!
I'm the parties only healer
But, I also just had a health potion poured down my throat lol
lol i feel like in general u want to kill the enemy before it even attacks u
then no need to healers
Whaaaaaat?
Really????
i can't tell but is it /sar
Just be friends with enemy
Why fight?
They killed the horse from the wagon that was carrying all of us
I dont see them saying "sorry"
lemme send a friend request to venca real quick
Get your barbarian to pull the wagon
I see them trying to slice my throat.
Usually cuz the enemy is doing some crazy shit that needs to be stopped
im going to help him but the point is
No more horsey
i might cut some of his meat
The barbarian gets excited to pull the wagon, too excited, now the wagon is shattered from going too fast
cant leave such beautiful creature meat waste
idea #1, get a new horsey w/ spell
no paladin
What did your horse do to start the fight
get your monk to pull the wagon
Be alive
Enemies be hungry
Is the lion evil for hunting prey?
if the enemy let the horse live the enemy would have their bounty increased for causing violence
Get attacked? Deflect Attacks by Monk
werewolfs
the deer is evil for being weak /ref
Is the werewolf evil for eating the horse
ummm idea #2, pray to god(dm)
No, but he isnt saying "sorry" for killing it
How hungry
Did you ask?
300gp for revive a horse 🥀
🐴 ...
THEY SHOULD SAYSORRY, THEY DID THE WRONG!!
And they are trying to slice all of us too
He’s just a dog
half
The Uma musume mafia will remember this
They don’t know any better
i saw some deers in the way back, they could hunt them instead of hunt us
No please
Omg they eat deer EVERY day. They wanted something new
they could open a trade for my horse instead of killing it instantly and try to kill me
All dogs go to heaven Franco
These ones arent even seeing the light of the sunrise.
Pull out axe with war crime effect and apply a hell rune on the victims
(might be cursed, in any way im throwing it to the furnace and making something new. I killed my friends with it and i want to get rid of it)
killed my friend with it
wow um ok
well i did stuff like that too so i guess it not too bad?
Its complicated.
I’m starting to think you might not be the good guy here
i try to.
Im workingon being a good guy.
You know who is a good boy
Was.
stahp this is public, have some decorum
i killed a lycan already, 2 or 3 more wont are going to be a problem.
The Werewolf was a good boy :[
Good said, sorry bro but the medicine for them is... complicated
And i like my guts staying inside of me with my blood
Yes you want your guts to stay where they are. I understand
dont worry, im going to make some jerky with the horse meat
F in chat
My sweet old turtle man is relaxing in Oghma's library now
He was allowed by Oghma himself to send a final message:
"Sorry this old man gave out on ya... but I know you can be strong without me.. don't let him get away with this!"
Dang 😔
So you have any ideas of what your new character will be?
I already have him made, but I'm not speaking about him rnn because my party members are in this server
Oooo
RIP Artanza
He was Power Word Killed after surviving an onslaught of spells by Manshoon
oh i was loking at manshoon's statblock last night
hes a rough guy
But, his death gives the party valuable information now!!!
That's befitting of a Knowledge Cleric, huh?
Oh dang!
No counterspell?
Manshoon has simulacrums with him that Counterspelled out Wizards counterspell
i threw manshoon prime and 4 manshoon simulacrums
He's up there in Oghmas Library now, as said
Probably writing down his life story and maybe seeing some of his former Students
I'm looking forward to seeing where Monday goes.
If Orizontas becomes one of the first long term campaign PCs that saw the completion.
wait... you were the DM?
yes
oooh, rough
He had to sacrifice a staff of power :(
Hiii everyonee
I joined the server because I wanted to offer my services creating character portraits. Which channel would be appropriate to advertise this on? I don't want to break any rules 😭
Thanks uuu 🩷🩷
what dis
He killed the Cleric at least!
They Avenged me!
My party...
MY GOATS!!!
They killed Manshoon!
connections :3 its a game the nyt does where they give you 16 things and you have to guess the 4 categories of 4 things from them
oh i play that lolol i thought you said you made connections, like networking for some reason. jackalope making money moves
I just can't believe Goblin Mode was word of the year 2022
Language is an ever changing and fascinating thing.
Whos manshroom
Evil Wizard fellow from Waterdeep who has a lot of simulacrums and clones
A powerful wizard who is known for cloning himself. Hes dnd's doctor doom
He's honestly pretty cool
I've wanted to run a villain like that
His clones all had a war with eachother once lol
so many counterspells too
is dndbeyond warlocks ever going to be fixed for 2024? they are missing so many invocations
:p
theyre reworking the character builder and stuff
WAIT YOUR CHARACTER DIED?
look how long ago i complained about this
Yeap.
Artanza, Old man Tortle Knowledge Cleric of Oghma
Got PWK'd
Nyooooo 💔💔💔
You're talking about the invocstions from Xanathar's and Tasha's?
again. Theyre working on it
a ton of em but yeah basically outside of the initial 2024 books release
2024 Warlocks aren't gonna have those
it's been two years to get an html website working better that's insane
i work in IT it is not that hard
beaucracy is a bi-
Oh no they got ti mid sent-
You should apply to work at WotC I hear they're struggling to fix some stuff on DDB in a timely manner
They aren't gonna get m-
Alright I got them, they won't hurt anyone ever again.
Did you guys know that an intelligent moose is higher cr than an owlbear?
Moose are scary animals
Moosen.
Arent they CR 3 also?
Meese
I distinctly remember the Awakened Moose being CR 3
I believe that is correct, as well.
So, its same CR as an owlbear
5.5 Warlocks won't have Tasha's and Xanathar's Invocations unless they were reprinted in a 5.5 book. Warlock Invocations are a slightly different feature now, so you'll probably need to wait a while. I figure this sort of update might be in Arcana Unleashed.
Lemme check the lexicon!
pop quiz, besides bears, what is the largest known predator of a moose?
Orcas
Moose
Elephant
Damn you spoiled it
Moose are the size of trucks so it makes sense they are dangerous
hippos have a cr of 4
Hippos are scary too
Orcas are the only aquatic preadot of moose
a really tall guy
oversized hummers
human
An evil moose
Oh the mooses big brother
size of trucks with a super high center of gravity, so when you hit them with your car they just roll unharmed into your cabin and crush you to death actually, then roll off angry and rip your hummer apart. I miss living in New England
I've used the Moose statblock a few times with my druid
always a fun time
Bigger moose
Always a bigger moose - Qui Gon Jin
Dire Moose
Dire Moose is a terrying creature.
It reminds you what the pinnacle looks like, the realm of gods.
Who would win in a fight: Thanos or ten moosen?
Depends, is Thanos driving a ford f150 20 miles over the speed limit on an unlit backroad?'
Driving in my car, right after a beeer
Hey that bump is shaped like a deeeerr...oh god a 3000 pound deeeeer
So irked that the wand sheathe is Warforged only
i hate that I can hear this in my mind
Just carve a chunk of your flesh out to hold it, coward
How hard would be to make a "Bulldozer" character like those in Pay Day 2....mmmm.....
dui? how about you d- (these are lyrics btw)
D. U. I? How about you d-
I want a shoulder mounted wand cannon
evenly matched, depends on terrain. next.
Something heavy that must make space
I kinda wish there were more magic items that keyed off of ur species
Like Eberron Dwarves have this whole "grafting Underdark monster parts onto themselves" it might be neat if those were magic items that required u to be a Dwarf
I lowkenuinely wish we had 40k orkz with custom magic items
teto really doesnt like miku
im not teto lol
wasnt that song by teto?
i have no idea. Im only familiar with some of teto's songs
The dwarves fight against Eldritch forces beyond comprehension, and it turns out that forces beyond comprehension can be pretty powerful and worth using
It’s not a dwarf exclusive thing, though, it just happens that they’re closest to it
I thought I ran out of rocks to name my characters after but I’ve come up with the perfect one: Emmarald
Thats a rock fact!
you didnt used ALL the rocks tho
Well Im not a rockologist
But I do like eating rocks
hmmmm
geologist.
And its pretty interesting because you understand why some places are in the way they are or how some rocks work
in any way, use the gems names from Resident Evil games at first. Those will help you a lot
Topaz is one for example
there's a wealth of gem & mineral names out there to use
I was gonna say digging is a really good way to get rich really quick in dnd
works well for dwarves!
just don't go mining into a nest of monsters
depend of your luck
Good luck : You found a good mineral and tons of it
If you go digging in anauroch you better expect to hit it big
Bad luck: You woke up a lich.
Get enough money to buy a pickaxe made of adamantine
yeah yeah,
in my opinion burrowing speed is better then flying
Vorpal Pickaxe
Digging and (optionally) Dragons
i have definitely taken advantage of digging speed before, mostly with earth elementals
Daod
if you have a burrowing speed you can get total cover at will
Rockological!
What do yall think of the idea of partial success/failure? I don’t like it when it’s like, oh 13 dc to unlock door sleight of hand, oops 10 we failed well guess we gotta keep going through different checks, bust the door down with strength, waste a slot on knock etc… like come on, getting 10/13 and beating the lock with alerting guards to location seems way more exciting than just trying different things
Yeah degrees of success and failure are a huge thing to make the game a little more interesting than binary pass/fail
Sometimes failure is "you get what you want but at a consequence you couldn't prepare for"
I like degrees of failure and degrees of success
Just had a player give a fey his name
The fey was like "I don't do deals with people whose names I don't know."
Right what fey
My homebrew Pied Piper (he's a Fey in this world)
I was nice, and made it so protection from good and evil protects from the effect
Riiight. okay what kinda power does having his name grant the fey over him
The typical stuff. Y'know, complete control. Player should have known better, literally clocked the guy as a Fey.
Wait hold on is your player a fiend?
No, player is playing as a elf. He guessed Fey because of the ears.
sometimes giving a fey your name means you've lost your name until they give it back
light-hearted ones will give it back after a few moments as it was just a prank, but not always
Yeah he's nameless now
what class is he?
How does this lead into losing ur name?
" Can I have your name? "
And he was actively going against the Fey pied piper so he needs to keep protection from Evil and Good up now or he's under his control
Traditionally its "Could I have your name?" but this is just a fully different phrase with no implication about giving anything at all
what class is he?
Druid
After that, I asked for the name
He gave it
oh okay was going to say if this happends to a warlock, cleric, or illrigger they lose everything
like everything, they become none but a commoner
You don't tell a fey your name, that's the number one rule
Because warlock pacts, spells granted by a diety, and EXPECIALLY DIABOLIC CONTRACTS, affect the person in possession of the true name that signed them
I literally had the fey refuse to give his name
And be like "They call me the Pied Piper"
meaning a warlock would lose contact with his patron, a cleric would not be able to contact her diety, and a illrigger would be severed from the hells
That's not true for Clerics or Warlocks
They wouldn't lose anything except their name
This should have been a hint
right okay so a illrigger would lose everything though
Since if they get his real name they have power over the fey
"I go by/I answer to/people call me/you can call me" are the correct answers
No?
I don't think so.
But thats generally not how classes work
You don't just..
Lose your class.
if your patron abandons you you do.
Nope, you're still a warlock lol
what? shit back in the day like you could be stripped and drained of your sorcerous potential for example
Your patron isn't specifically fueling your power.
Your knowledge they gave you is your power.
yeah delevelling isnt a thing in 5e
do you have to give a F[ae|ey|ay] ALL of your names? Could i give it just my middle name? They can have anne, thats fine
You definitely shouldn't be like "My name is blah blah" to a Fey
what if you use the wish spell
Said the full name as well
happened to me once, I lost 15 levels of sorcerer because a avatar of mystra stripped my innate magic away
damn 15 entire levels
Should it be a thing where if the Fey dies he gets it back?
Patrons grant power through spiritual gifts, sinister pacts, or shared arcane knowledge.
Or should he be stuck with no name?
No, an Illrigger is basically just a different take on Paladin with different mechanics. I don't think they'd be affected in this way
Damn indeed
hi molly!!
Yeah, but they can't just..
Easily revoke those powers like you think they can.
hiii have you been dungeoning your dragons? 
i mean people change their names all the time, thats no big deal
indeed i have :3 im working on potentially writing guides to optimization and stuff
True enough
yeah they cant, the patron wouldent be willingly revoking the powers.
its just the fact that your true name is in the possession of someone else, as a result you would no longer be able to obtain further advancement in the warlock class.
I guess "Agni Aurora" now belongs to the Pied Piper.
and they would get your class features
dungeon optimization is peak
hell yeah i wanna read when it's finished 
trans character who hasn't decided what their new name is goes to the feywild
big brain move
Apparently my evil laugh when he gave his name actually scared the player
also I got my sorcerer levels back because I did a scheme where essentially I killed myself and then our cleric used true ressurection ending all of the conditions on me which included the arcane suppression.
He thought it was my actual laugh 🤣
Again, that's not how classes work.
There is only 1 thing in 5e/5.5 that even gets close to making u lose class levels, and its Becoming a Calciform Creature from the Lorwyn expansion, also thats only if the DM wishes for it. Also it only removes ur access to ur class features from highest to lowest level.
okay did they remove most of the lose everything F### you features in 5e?
Yes.
If your wish would affect a god, the god’s divine servants might instantly intervene to prevent it or to encourage you to craft the wish in a particular way. If your wish would undo the multiverse itself, threaten the City of Sigil, or affect the Lady of Pain in any way, you see an image of her in your mind for a moment; she shakes her head, and your wish fails.
This is one of my favorite parts of any spell. They could have just made the spell fail, but no. They want you to know that the lady of pain is disappointed in you
yeah, Shadow Dragons no longer breathe Negative Levels, neither do Shadows
Because that'd just make the game incredibly unfair and frankly not fun if someone lost their class entirely.
And the game designers realized that
Hence why it's NOT a thing in 5e
gauntlets of ogre power or lycanthropy just make you immune to shadows in 5e now
What?
(or just gauntlets and belts) because while attuned your strength is 19 full stop
it cant go below 19
took them enough editions tbh 😭
I think the Fey dying would not restore the name
Indeed
Fey knows this, and can use it as leverage
yeah i'd be devastated 
some campaigns don't even reach level 15 
I love the concept of her
She's such a mystery and so powerful that many gods even fear her
lycanthropy won't, it just sets ur stat to whatever number when you get the curse, but doesnt keep refreshing that number like the Gauntlets of Ogre Power
whats your end goal now that the fey has ur player’s name
right just gauntlets I said
Me in 2 campaigns past level 13 and 2 more that are going to level 20
find a better more powerful name and trade it with the fey for the original name?
honestly fae names are super cool
admittedly this is what I always think when I hear about the trope. "how does this moment become an adventure?"
Well the player characters are right outside the cave of the Fey. They obviously want to confront him because he's the Pied Piper who abducted kids. But him having the name gives him a lot of leverage now.
my first campaign ever went from 1 to 15
the sequel to that one went from 3 to 19 and we have a level 20 postgame campaign set after
and I'm in two others that will likely span to 20 or near it, one I'm level 8 in right now and in the other we're 13
I was a bit too nice allowing protection from Evil and Good to protect against Fey having your name
i love the lady of pain
one of my fav characters in dnd lore!!
Hey don't feel bad for me! I got them all back by a suicide reincarnation scheme. I just lost my kit.
RAW that is not the case at all lol
a story about a poor peasant who loses their name to a fey and finds themselves at rock bottom sitting in mud ... and then out of nowhere a legendary name falls down from above on top of them and suddenly everything thinks they're The Legendary Hero ... hmm i'd read that
wait i thought prot from good and evil DID protect you from fey...?
They can still fight the Fey, but he can use the fact that he has the name as blackmail.
so itll make the encounter with the fey harder roleplay/combat-wise, but beyond that how does it impact the larger campaign? seems like a pretty big thing to have happen
From being charmed, but is this really a charm?
It's more like ABSOLUTE control
Essentially I used my magic to overpower and possess a family member of mine with my sorcerous bloodlines, turns out the only options were my mom and my cousin.
So I possessed my cousin, and spent the remainder of the campaign as a 11 year old god child.
No one remembers who the player character is
Without your name, memory of your existence is not really there
Or rather, they remember SOMEONE did it
and my DM gave me 14 levels back as I reasoned with him saying " I mean this body has the sorcerous powers, and I know how to use them. "
Just not that its that guy
Fey might be recurring character
All I need to do is have him break the concentration on protection from good and evil
Then he has complete control and can blackmail
do you plan to ever have this resolve in some way or just have the player essentially forgotten?
like can they get it back ever?
I wasn't expecting the name to actually be given, getting it back should be possible, of course
"pardon me, may I have your protection from good and evil?"
Maybe actually having the Fey die sends the name to some general storage in the Fey wild?
Ooo nice, ive never played high level dnd so im excited for my current campaigns to reach that point
paid as a tax to the fey queen?
Not sure if any of them are gonna go above 15 tho
Hell Nay! Im not going to waste mine spell slots on thou, its thy fault thou got swindled out of thy name by a fey, and thy build is unoptimized garbage too.
Something like that perhaps
Which fey queen
if the players ask that i'd just say "how do you find out?"
if im not wrong the fey have two queens
guess you could go ask each of them for the name back
but you'd have to be careful, the domain of a fey queen should not be underestimated
you could lose more than just your name if you dont have your wits about you
They're level four, Pied Piper was meant to be a weak intro Fey.
But nope, now he has a name
you could just offer to trade a trinket for the name
fey love trinkets
especially shiny ones!
or he could mind control you into giving it to him anyway
well if it's an evil fey, I guess
yes its a evil fey
thunder in the background suddenly
I think people don’t truly understand how dangerous the feywild is
Only because he didn’t get paid!
I mean it REALLY is dangerous
you could be executed for something as esoteric as walking an odd number of steps in the wrong area
wild beyond the witchlight is so perfect for showing that
my Eladrin druid is from there and he sometimes amuses himself by telling his party stories of the many ways the Feywild can destroy your life if you wander in unprepared
I mean I have the place memorized by heart so its fine for me but like ive seen a LOT of (formerly) new players die to a fey groundskeeper for not hovering above the sacred shrub.
I still need to play that. I’m avoiding reading through the module because I want to experience it without spoilers
its like squid game too, like just your friends blood splatters across your face and thats it their gone.
yes!! so worth playing through it blind!
it's annoying & trippy in a good way. somewhere along witchlight, my ranger lost her ability to aim & somehow i had other more important things to worry about 
the witchlight campaign is what inspired me to make a character from there
It’s low/no combat right?
you can complete the campaign without combat i believe
yeah it's one of those where talk no jutsu has higher chances of working, but it better be good
im playing it rn :3 introducing some new friends to the game
yippie!! is it their first campaign? 
As soon as concentration from good and evil drops, The Fey has control.
The Fey isn't dumb. He'll show up while they are sleeping.
a couple of them yeah, some others who've played a bit
banger setting for their first campaign 
thankfully the feywild is connected to the material plane, go to the southern part of the autumm side, and then reach the city of grimbarrow, then just walk northeast from grimbarrow to find a portal to the material plane.
(as far as I know this isent a spoiler for a 5e adventure, mods pls no nuke)
Elves don't require sleep though, guess he'll keep sacrificing spell slots to keep it up
my first was lost mines & while it's a classic newbie adventure, i wasn't particularly interested in mines & goblins & whatnot 
just gotta make it to town hall to get a name change
So i have a really dumb question, then. Does like... class even really matter?
Nah it's "True Name" or something like that
though if you a DM and you dont want players escaping you can say that the portal has ben abandoned for some time and dosent seem to function anymore
It has special power
yes bc there still will be combat, your class features give you an edge in doing stuff outside of your ability check proficiencies
yeah classes have plenty out out of combat abilities too (and chances are you'll do some fighting)
ah gotta go to "true town hall" then i guess, much longer journey as there is only one 
the Feywild also has ways of making you lost so it's not so shrimple to just walk in a direction and leave
or move the portal ofc, but their is always atleast 1 active permanent portal to the material plane in the feywild
if Im not wrong they activate when their respective season rolls around
so like the spring one happends in spring
or they might be guarded, theirs a number of ways to prevent your players from just leaving
for the feywild specifically I'd use the 'lost woods' mechanic
wander off too far?
now you're back where you started
complete with snickering laughs in the fog
yeah the portal isent too far from the lake of dreams so its fine
and its a infinite plane, so too far dosent exist.
well technically it has boundaries, but those just connect to another infinite plane
okay hypothetical question. You, yourself will be transported to another plane of existence from the forgotten realms of your choice. which do you choose?
thats not a question
We'll also say you can return after six months
does it HAVE to be a outer plane?
It cannot be the prime material plane.
um, mount celestia then
Right okay so Elysium
Elysium
and do NOT make me return
i think Elysium is the correct answer
wait i'd like to change my vote to elysium
I am STAYING in elysium
Sorry acid....
ah well
Which plane would be the most dangerous
I'm going to name the Fey the player characters name from now on. 
for a human? Like do we get a class level?
Just for anyone
Negative/Positive Energy Planes
Agathys
I think shadowfell is probably the most dangerous?
Agathys is the most dangerous place to be forcefully sent too. Besides for the energy planes
Elysium.. disco elysium
yeah, i don't know if you can really even count the energy planes. You just instantly die there
Its 100% agathys and its not close.
Agathys is specifically a domain of Carceri and Carceri itself is just awful
Agathys (Carceri 6th and final Layer).
Carceri is nice this time a year
like if you get imprisoned in agathys you have done something so horrific and horrible against the omnicosmic axiom of the multiverse that you need to be locked away in the deepest darkest place possibly imaginable.
most of the 'evil' outer planes would kill you instantly or inflict you with a fate worse than death
oh hey! this is where the chains come from
What art style do you like?
I'm going to tell the player to get rid of the name on the character sheet as well 
This does not make it any better
the art style of the artists I commission.
just so you know a commoner (WILL) die in agathys in 12 seconds
from just being there
speak for yourself personally i hate art /silly
Guys what plane would result in my most immediate and painless possible death
Wade Allen on youtube has long video essays on the outer planes and they're a good listen if you want to learn more about them
Because I'm pretty sure all of them are bad
Chronias
A new one dropped recently :]
Could I see the art?
Because I'm the biggest art lover
oh? great!
I guess I go to the Upper Planes where the celestials are
Maybe one will have mercy on me
hm
But being sent to anywhere in the d&d universe is bad
Elysium is just the best choice to go to because if you go elsewhere it can still be dangerous for you, even if you're not evil
Olympia seems fine, unless youre evil
Phandalin is the worst place. they're always getting attacked
Go to Chronias, trust me its the best and most badass death you will ever have
I guess they'll decide for me if I'm evil
they're just in dnd-arts-and-crafts. #dnd-arts-and-crafts message #dnd-arts-and-crafts message
infact you might just become a solar if you go there
Yeah I go to Olympia I trust TiMoth's opinion
Alright, I'll check it out.
isnt there one with a lot of animals?
there's some art I haven't posted that I commissioned there, actually, I should do that.
Arborea
Oh wait I thought we were talking about the best place that would grant you the quickest most painless death possible
the Beastlands!
In that case it would be chronias
Arborea is a good-aligned plane but dangerous because, well lots of powerful beasts
You are immediantly purged and cleansed of all sin until you have the innocence and righteousness of a baby harp seal before your soul is assimilated into that of the holy plane
thats what happends if you go to chronias
Beastlands slowly turns you into animals, and also, it goes by survival of the fittest
Oh... Are you even yourself after that?
No, your something better.
besides Elysium, Bytopia would also be a fine choice
Do gods live in the outerplanes?
yes
the outer planes are specifically the realm of the gods, though not all of them
Bi-topia. Finally some representation
usually gods have domains within the outer planes, and those domains themselves can sometimes be infinite in size on their own
You become something better
after thousands of people are purged in a similar fashion, the blinding light of their pure righteous souls congregate togeather until they form one single humanoid shining mass.
The radiance and brightness of this mass of souls is so intense its comparable to the sun.
and therefore, we call them "Solars"
Lowkey feels like dnd 2024 2025 is trying to make every subclass more cinematic and anime so which new subclass would you actually play?
I'm enjoying circle of the land druid. Idk if its anime or cinematic though
one of the 24 subs that i havent played but wanna play is fey wanderer
one of the newest options? Venom Monk
I've never played Monk and was planning to do Shadow if I ever played one, but Venom feels really fun
it's in UA now and I hope they don't ruin it when it gets published
nice it feels good having extra spells ready for almost every situation instead of just turning into animals all the time uhm
Also the thousands of harmonious souls that are concentrated into a solars will are the reason why it always knows if told a lie, because your getting fact checked by thousands of godlike conciousnesses at once.
ranger, not druid
Summon Fey is pretty nice!
cool combo and also the charisma stuff makes them feel way more social than most rangers than
triceratops
Giant Mantis
thats intended. its also been the case since 2014
Blobfish
uhm so what kind of character would you make with it though liker more stealthy assassin type or chaotic poison brawler?
Are unicorns fey or celestials
celestial
Celestials
Based
ua drops something strong or flashy really everyone gets attached to it then release version comes out more balanced
the giant eagle --> celestial was an interesting choice
my concept character for it is a Hexblood, with the idea that their poisonous blood is part of the curse that made them a Hexblood
as for fighting styles, likely dual scimitars for rapid strikes, with one of those being the poison-laced one
those giant beast chances were more for thematic changes
poor moon druids
Yes, this is explicitly how they do it. The devs outright said that UA comes out over tuned on purpose because it's easier to get feedback and retune it down than to tune up something that's missing.
the spider king from out of the abyss is a CR 1 monster druids can shift into and it has 44 HP and all its attacks apply conditions
aha yhe idea of the poison literally being part of their cursed blood fits Hexblood perfectly i think I can already imagine one blade looking darker or stained from the venom effect
i just use giant eagle anyways because it just makes sense
i used one like two sessions ago actually
its easie to nerf something than need to buff it to perfection
Have you turned this concept into an image?
nah
i dont know if i would use this tbh
I would
You should have try turning this concept, people will really liked it i think
let me rephrase, i dont know if i would allow this at my table
You can just say you wouldent allow this at your table
People notice and talk way more about subclasses that feel strong or flashy so they probably get way better feedback that way
im lucky in that i have access to a load of sources i can draw from for my druid's wild shapes
official, 2014, 2024, partnered, & homebrew sources, as long as they make sense
and i have an item that lets me wildshape into plant-type creatures too so i get some interesting choices
Plant type creatures? God that should just be a thing land druids can do
Early 2014 had some issues with very weak player options coming out after the PHB and such, like SCAG subclasses
Very true!
poor hunter ranger
a couple of sessions ago I wildshaped into a Dancing Foliage during a fight with a vampire
not that he contributed too much to that fight but it was fun being a dancing flower creature
I hope they changed Grave Cleric from the UA for the Ravenloft book release. I didn't like the new UA for it.
hunter is actually decent, it was the old flagship before gloomstalker took its place
uhm great which sources
Ranger druid multiclass is actually kinda op ngl
8 levels ranger 12 druid is insane
*CLERIC
we really just throwing the term op around eh
oh was it the beastmaster that was rough?
*12 levels cleric
I get that some UA changes feel like they lose the original flavor and just become more generic support cleric instead of keeping that creepy Grave domain iidentity
very
gloomstalker twilight is OP i ment to say
I hit lvl 7 yesterday. My new PB 😎
ironically, youd probably be better solo classed in either
wait. is this just the giant spider with the two heads ability tacked on? This is probably fine
my only ranger ever was also my only multiclass ever
gloomstalker ranger 5 assassin rogue 3
built to be a ranged weapon master
I'm sad about the shadow sorcerer changes :/
My war cleric now gets a bonus 1d8 on melee attacks woo!
what is your main plan with it
someone failed their perception check
I yearn for another multiclass character
Somebody give me two classes
paladin cleric
if only i had two heads :[
rogue wizard
War Cleric and Fighter. That's my ultimate goal. I'm sure I made someone throw up with that lol
Does my quantity of channel divinities stack?
first level paladin, second level warlock (pact of blade), 18 levels valor bard.
the number of uses, no
As somebody that spent the last few weeks making a Barbarian multiclass with every other class, that's an extremely reasonable multiclass
Anyone else fiend for a game to join when you have unexpected down time?
Nice try
I am thinking of making an elf for me I have a concept idea
let me share with you guys
not the intent with what pink is trying to do
be free to
I don't make good builds
Ohhhh okay she wants something funny.
He, actually
Yes. I got that itch bad but then I remember DMing is alot of work 
Thank you though
what are some multiclass builds that just do not work together? Im assuming barbie + caster?
wel the ideas comes in my mind is a moonlit exile elf it is a high elf who has been banished from their kingdom and now wanders between forests and ancient ruins
barb and any caster that isnt fiend warlock
yep, most casters dont work well with barbarian
The worse in fact is sorcerer
bardbarian
Sigh. But. But. But. Want to play.
As a prolific multiclasser, my hours of research and deliberation have determined that Barbarian Sorcerer is objectively the worst multiclass.
Bardbarian has some tricks up it's sleeves actually
can you rage in wildshape?
and the design is elegant but mysterious like long silver-white hair, faint glowing rune marks that activate under moonlight, and a deep emerald cloak that helps them blend into shadows also their fighting style is precise and graceful using a bow for ranged combat and dual daggers for close encounters with subtle nature and illusion based magic supporting their movements so overall vibe is calm elancholic and quietly dangerous
yes
Yes
Try a Celestial warlock eloquence bard.
essentially you perform for your patron for more spells by singing like celestial legends.
what you guys think about it
you can rage in wildshape which is why we have BarBEARians
bar bar bearians
but no moonbeam :[
whats with the red flags btw
or you can be a lycanthrope to do this without multiclassing
You have a class that is full focus on Close combat (Barbarian with rage) and then the class that is full centered around manipulating spells (sorcerer metamagic) but there is a lil problem.
BARBARIAN CANT USE MAGIC WHILE RAGING!! RAAHH!!🔥
thats just like, an ai image prompt right?
ah yes, such a reliable thing to have access to
... yeah, no i can see it
I've spent the last few weeks pairing Barbarian with every other class and making a character for such
And honestly? Barbarian + casters can get away with a lot more than you'd think
ESPECIALLY now that we have Circle Casting
maybe im thinking too much
Warlock was the best isnt it?
But Barbarian Sorcerer is definitely the worst
does anyone allow their players to use circle casting in combat?
I'm pretty partial to Bard Barbarian and Cleric Barbarian but Warlock is mechanically the best of the Barbarian Caster mixes yes
i dont think anyone in my friend group even knows what circle casting is
so i dont think we'll end up using it even if i go about explaining it lol
yeah. i the dm tho am more likely to use it than the players tho
Actually yeah! It is! In north Faerûn, werebears could be found in the forests of Mistledale, Shadowdale, and around the Pool of Yeven.
can give the bard inspiration while in rage?
Yes
ah yes, such a reliable thing to have access to
any feature that isn't explicitly casting or concentrating on a spell, can be done in rage
as those are the things rage restricts
jejejeje
unintelligible and violent screams +1 bard inspiration
And most importantly as a Whispers Bard you can use them to fuel your Psychic pseudo smites, and at 5th level Bard you can convert spell slots into Bardic Inspiration to further fuel your pseudo smites
its not like werebears go out of their way not to spread lycanthropy, and also hide like hermits
I apologize I assumed you could rely on your legs, so gimme a minute imma come up with a method to get werebear lycanthropy without walking.
Giving the Bardbarian some nice extra damage and great uses for their spell slots while raging
Son 😭
tell me about my elf concept
a disabled lycan?
can you even come a Lycanthrope RAW in 5.5e?
i would much rather not you cal lme that
yes, but its character death
yeah. you become an NPC
you become that type of lycanthrope, as in the statblock, with 10 hit points under the dm's control aye
Failing a con save from a bite
No, because thats not you anymore
I mean, I let my players be lycanthropes if they want
It seems very cool and very descriptive!! I hope you can find a table to play at
badass dm. your players probably love you
In resume, yes you can but technically you would lose control of your character
You could also just play as a Shifter and have pseudo-lycanthropy
I give them control of their character even under a full moon
or the so infamy Blood hunter lycan
I kind of like the grim hollow transformations, but they seem a bit overtuned
Right yeah I never take away my players character sheets, the most I will do is essentially communicate to them what their urges are telling them to do and they have to follow it to the best of their ability
hope so too soon I am going to play yet just thinking to bring this character to my life visually, so dm will understand the whole vibe
that would be a smart idea! Are you an artist?
yup, my players are very good sports all the time
I wish I could create art, I pretty much have to find art online and try to credit the artist -_-
I just commission artists 😋
Yeah sometimes I make art for my friends and for myself
great what you get?
I mostly use heroforge! Im really good at it.
art for my characters, my players, etc.
I don't know where to find them! I have a few friends that art artists, but they're in the anthro space
I consider it a great alternitive to AI when I have the time
i too use heroforge for visualizing characters
I usually find mine on social media
Also Picrew, Neko, etc.
whree you are from
I appreciate heroforge, but it has a distinct style that I do not like
if i had a better source of money i would too
The sword coast
oh nice dm you are so sweet
Dang you got it easy over there! Im living in thay
hey um, you a wizard?
ye.
I don't have a good source of money lmao, the most expensive art I've ordered is 25 US dollars, but usually it's around 5-10 dollars.
its sweet until Echo say "dont tempt me to draw you pregnant" after he realize he have free will
Its not easy to give it my all for our regent.
I don't do that, lmao
damn, send the link of that artist, tho i know that some friends can find me cheap//good quality artist
you can just walk over here
Yet 
Maybe I'll comission some art. I'll just need to find an artist I like
right except as stated in that earlier conversation with just 5.5e ti I cant rely on my legs.
😢
Sorry! I missed that part of the conversation
crippled lycanthrope red wizard 🤑
What do you want from, an artist any character?
I don't know if you have php as your currency, but I can send you an artist I really like in DMs. (That take USD)
yeah that can help, "Php"?
oh i have a character I really enjoy, but I'll need to look at the artist's portfolio before deciding
PHP is philippine peso, aka my currency. But this artist takes USD
Can I show you my portfolio?
i can find ways around fortunately
Sure, why not!
alruight I am sending you have a look and tell me about it how you like it
If I dont use heroforge I just use blender to make my characters/players, because essentially my players token art never stays the same for more then 5 sessions because their characters often are permanently changed by the experienced they endure
its pretty easy to update blender models when you already got the base down
check dm
What kind of art you are looking for? May I ask?
Do online platforms like, automatically convert? Like, if you are trying to pay someone via paypal, does it convert the currency automatically?
Some do, yes.
likely not without a toll
yeah
whats your currency?
yeah, conversions tend to charge more for the conversion
I think paypal charges like a flat rate of 3 or 3.5% to convert
I would love to see your character. Things like their personality, race/class, vibe, outfit ideas, references, or anything important to their story. That usually helps me understand what kind of artwork you'd be looking for.
Yeah its conversion rate
I found a GOAT artist but my commish is delayed because he got hired doing illustrations for books lmao
if yall want I can post some of my heroforged characters.
I think the best ive made is thor.
Artist get busy sometimes due to work load
Oh yeah for sure. I mean he got hired for a publishing company a week after I paid and put the order in with him haha, unexpected but very happy for him. Not really worried about the timeline itll be quality work
its okey sometime I can feel this because sometimes I also get so busy when I get too much work
I am sure he will manage things professionally
Dont worry
alright posted one in dnd arts and crafts
theres also #dnd-heroforge-etc
hope so you will get your art soon
My heart contains no worry for such trifling matters, I fear only that I shall pass and leave behind a hollow legacy of regret and failure ong
anyway was it good. idk.
Yes and it's also easier to nerf something that has a problem than to buff something into new territory that you didn't get feedback on.
this feels very heavy
And thats why we invest in a good strength score
Ohh that's nice! what type of character do art you want? Can you share some details with me?
What sort of magic item could be used for efficient communication across planar boundaries?
I would also like to know the answer to this
sending stone
Isn't that once a day
sending stones by default aren't efficient, but they do work
oh hmmm
they also have a small chance of failing across planes
our friendgroup campaigns generally homebrew them to work multiple times
because the default item is just too limited
Could also be a special dreamcatcher pair like sending stones that allows the dream spell to cross planes (if you don't only want RAW items anyways)
Guess I'll have to homebrew something suitably horrible to allow a person to talk to an archdevil...
im fairly sure archdevils can just do it
Oh, maybe the eyes of an Astral Dreadnought used as a material to make two mirrors, allowing both mirrors to communicate no matter the planar boundaries?...
NPC magic and whatnot
A device with Contact Other Plane build into it, maybe some form of ritual candle
Wait no, astral dreadnoughts are one eyed
since they can also listen in on telepathic utterances
Yeah, fair. I kinda wanted something a bit more... Cinematic
wait, night hag magic
This one is great because if you fail your communication check you just go into a coma for a day
do it in their dreams
Dreams can't cross planes by default but they SHOULD!
tell that to the night hag, gods, and other extraplanar
Are dreams like an actual mechanic?
Actually dreams themselves can be argued to be a crossing of planes
Yes, 5th level spell dream. Cannot cross over planes unfortunately
there's at least two spells that specifically utilize dreams
Night hags attack your dreams from the ethereal. There were some references to one or more plane of dreams.
Two spells?
quori i know also strike from your dreams
I love Quori so much
Tasha's has the spell Dream of the Blue Veil
i really dislike 2024 night hags (wrong response, sorry)
its essentially the same, except for coven magic
Oh yeah. I have never seen this one
it's like plane shift but without the item requirement
I mean if your GM says you dream of the feywild are you really gonna tell them no?
What kind of vibe are you going for
eh those are all on the same plane tho
The haunting is very different
Yeah, cause screw the fey
asking with @hot marlin
But satyrs...
I'm kidding lol
Do you guys have a favorite plane
I would highkenuinely go with a ritual item to utilize contact other plane if it was to be in touch with a devil, the coma consequence goes crazy
Saytrs and Centaurs are homies

i like commercial airlines
The Abyss and Gehenna are both pretty cool
A-10 thunderbolt Warthog
Boejings
The first ever gun to have a plane built around it
I was talking about the vehicle with wings but thanks for the answer
I prefer hydroplaning myself.
Is the astral sea a plane? (a sea-plane)
made by the same company as the washing machine company
No I think its an ocean it can't fly
Explodes you with mind
But in terms of 5E plans I have to say I am partial to the elemental plane of bears.
ok, i know we did it as a bit, but non dnd topics go to #non-dnd-topics
The Outlands, because it's the crossroads of the multiverse
a sea is not an ocean
Damn Club Neon goes crazy these days huh
besides that though I would say the Feywild
You dont age in the astral sea, right?
Yeah seas are just beta oceans 😔
time does not flow in the astral plane
Well whats your favorite plane of existence of the 12 that exist, referring to D&D lore?
I think there are more than 12, right?
there's far more than 12
split between beastlands or carceri
there's 17 outer planes alone
theres like, at least 40
I like whatever plane satyrs are found on. 
that would be the Feywild
16 my bad
Yeah I figured.
I think you mean outer planes maybe?
feywild then, usually
In Eberron everything is a baker's dozen.
Ravnica is my favorite plane ngl. Cityscape goes crazy
then there's inner planes, and there's either 4 or 18 of those depending on which cosmology you ascribe to
Because the author Keith Baker is obsessed with a baker's dozen.
are magic tcg planes in the dnd multiverse?
yes and no
I don't even like MTG I just like Ravnica lol
older editions like 3.5e introduced a large number of the non-material planes
I remember seeing a graphic of it in one of the dnd handbooks where each one was themed around its relation on the order-chaos and good-evil axes
There are:
- Twelve dragonmarks and a secret 13th.
- Twelve planes of existence and a 13th that was sealed away.
- 12 nations and a secret 13th that nobody knows about.
yes, those are outerplanes
oh, so great wheel cosmology
Hey, how much charcters you want for your campaign?
I prefer the aesthetic of resting atop a giant tortoise.
honestly same, i dont play the game, but the world building is super cool!
Yea that's what im talking about, theyre really cool to me
also if we count material planes, there's basically an infinite number of those
what?
Charcters
He is an artist
There is a material plane in which Rovagug and Ilharg are lovers devoted to destroying each other ( 😏 ) instead of their respective worlds
A man can dream
I just saw your message now. Do you still want the character art?
Stop artspamming. Nobody wants a commission.
yeah all the time, when someone is asking about character art he always does the same message
#dnd-advertisements is probably the better place to see who wants commissions
I am not spamming, I was just asking about her character, so please don’t misunderstand or doubt me for no reason.
.
I already have enough problems with my own plane, i dont want to imagine others
I think pandemonium is a really cool concept and its the outer plane put on the evil-chaotic quadrant. The book does a really good job describing it
This isn't the place to solicit commissions
tho i visited one time hell...
I make a comment that I am already getting a commission done and have already picked out an artist and some art spammer pings me four days later to ask me to look at their probably AI portfolio.
But you did same messages all the time I saw your messages
That reminds me, let me send you my totally not weirdly shiny and totally not lacking in any depth, shading, or shadows portfolio with backgrounds that radically differ from the forefront artstyle.
Yeaaa... same vibes I was getting unfortunately 
Actually that's just the name, it doesn't seem to do anything related to dreams
Yeah, because I was only trying to ask about the character and didn’t know if you saw my previous messages. I wasn’t trying to spam or annoy you.
"Guys my Discord account is two months old and I have no comments on this server but I thought I'd DM you to show you my portfolio."
well, other than your characters falling into a dream, anyways
nothing beyond that though, no
I wonder if anyone has done an inception style campaign in dnd
Yeah I understand I am also an artist too beside gamer but I don't do the same things all the time he sounds like he only here for artist purpose
theres probably a lot, but theres only one christopher nolan
Yes, I do enjoy exploring dungeons and dragons are neat
Anyways I better get to sleep and hope Tasha casts dream to pay me a nice visit 
i am NOT looking forward to the Odysseus movie
I get so frustrated because actual artists don't get any commissions because of all these ai bots.
I struggle so hard to find artists who are actually good.
it is late in my time zone..
Kalashtar also have the ability to be uneffected by the Dream spell, which is extremely circumstantial but is a thing
Yeah but they aren't resistant to a tungsten cube being dropped on their skull from 200ft so checkmate psychic resistance, try and stop THIS headache
I feel bad for my artist friends
I would caution anyone against commissioning art via discord tbh. UNless you know them
Correct
Yeah I understand I also got some messages in my dm as well
That's just about 5d6 worth of damage though
😔 I hate 5e falling rules
Creation bard who just materializes anvils in the sky to drop on enemies
This situation is getting worse day by day. Real artists are struggling a lot
im fairly sure that falls under improvised damage rather than fall damage
Well it doesn't fall under improvised damage then 
My buddy is drawing my pc I can't wait I'm so excited. I'm paying them they are an artist. I told him no friends or family discount I'm paying full!
A good friend
I need to be burnt alive by asmodeus for my pun sins. Goodnight comrades
24d10, the moon falling on you
Ring of evasion ezW
There's a dragon in the moon, you know?
emrakul is on the moon
Itd be neat if falling damage dice scaled with ur size
Shhh, shes sleeping
shes waiting
that's no moon that's Atropus
Are there any dnd spells that could be used to destroy the moon?
Maybe wish?
Can I post art of my halfling warlock? 
IRL it's a mix of mass and aerodynamics for terminal velocity calculations, then E = mv^2
theres a reason why faerun's moon has a trail of chunks of it floating after it
Question, would you say that a monk “needs” a bow or other such ranged weapon or can they just use melee?
Wish can do anything, DM willing
-# results may vary
So wish cant hurt the lady of pain. Can it annoy her?
the last thing you want to do is annoy the Lady of Pain
flying
What about make her mildly uncomfortable?
Ofc I would love to see
but you can throw things
I mean, you can do it, but you might regret it
I posted it in #dnd-arts-and-crafts
Like a stray hair on your elbow that you can't quite remove
Thedevil?
I will check
Because comissioning art on discord is risky, thats all. Regardless of who it is