#dnd-discussion

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short brook
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honestly yeah

severe fox
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I’m unsure

burnt grove
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I mean I’d just be a luxodon 12+con ac modifier

wanton raft
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I went with basic choice because Cobalt is my first char. Next time, I'll do a ridiculous build

paper portal
burnt grove
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Your getting good con anyway lol

devout flume
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“I want to have mushrooms growing out of my skin”
Circle of spores

“I want to be an Idiot who means well and also a horse girl”
Cavalier

“What if I was a really silly doctor”
That one plague doctor class you know the one

burnt grove
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Way of mercy monk

devout flume
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THATS the one

paper portal
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i wish they buffed natural armor cus none of it is anywhere near as good as medium except kiiiiinda tortle

wispy vector
devout flume
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“Don’t worry, I’m a doctor :)” says the monk

devout flume
severe fox
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For some reason Everytime I worm myself into a game it ends up ending

burnt grove
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Or right with healers kit proficiency

devout flume
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She can’t afford a horse she’s poor

wanton raft
burnt grove
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Rogue

knotty pasture
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Its a very situational build cuz you need v specific races/feats for it to work

paper portal
knotty pasture
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Since Ranger doesn't get heavy armor proficiency, your AC game does suffer

devout flume
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She really wants a horse
She reaaaally wants a horse…
But both times the rogue tried to steal one for her he got kicked in the head by the horse

wispy vector
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Alchemist Plague doctor and Mercy Monk regular doctor are funny

paper portal
short brook
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i'll run a str ranger one day

paper portal
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take battlemaster

severe fox
knotty pasture
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Yeah or multiclass Fighter/Cleric

burnt grove
devout flume
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(They also kidnapped a lich into a bag of holding. A lich who has command but only uses it to make people gamble. I love dnd.)

severe fox
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With a 20 in dex you get an 18 which is plate armor

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At the cost of nothing

paper portal
wanton raft
paper portal
knotty pasture
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No its Druid imo

wanton raft
knotty pasture
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Lifeberry is a funny

limber trail
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There aren't a lot of great cleric multiclasses

paper portal
wanton raft
severe fox
knotty pasture
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Understandable

burnt grove
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Look I hate dexterity as a stat so much. Initiative, Ac,Damage,Stealth,And acrobatics. Strength is damage,carrying and climbing and even then some people let Dex use climbing .. so strength gets shafted lol

devout flume
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You can tell I build for the vibes bc one of my favorite dnd characters I’ve made is a banneret fighter and if I was in it for the best build I would not touch that subclass with a ten foot pole

paper portal
severe fox
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Idk where your getting 19

wanton raft
wispy vector
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Order Cleric 1, Sorcerer 19 is a funny commander

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short brook
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what else could you give str?

severe fox
burnt grove
knotty pasture
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Max health, but consitution was made to avoid people from only stacking str and dex lol

severe fox
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Now you have a flat 18 + 2

paper portal
wanton raft
severe fox
paper portal
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natural armor cant compete with medium armor unless youre maxing your dex which is why it needs a buff

short brook
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i dump int because every character i make swings a sword

devout flume
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I dump int bc it’s fun roleplaying stupid

knotty pasture
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*Sad Bladesinging noises*

severe fox
burnt grove
paper portal
wanton raft
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Glares at people who dump INT

wanton raft
burnt grove
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I do lol I don’t play wizards

devout flume
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I go heavy with rp and god is it fun to play an absolute idiot

wispy vector
paper portal
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int is just so specific its like wizards and a couple rogue subs

wispy vector
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You got your weapons for damage

severe fox
devout flume
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If I cannot rp during my turns then I do not belong at that table

severe fox
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Hold person for example

wanton raft
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I like lore myself so even Rp reasons, I'll take INT high for history and arcana checks

wispy vector
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You can just hold that person yourself.

severe fox
wispy vector
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While you're roided up with haste, enlarge or swing a shadow blade for tons of damage

knotty pasture
devout flume
paper portal
severe fox
devout flume
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If the character with a -1 in arcana is trying to arcana check something maybe it’s a sign…

short brook
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every character i make is a brick, high con always

knotty pasture
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But tbh even to this day one of my PC concepts continue to give me a headache cuz I want both possible subclasses to be similar in theme

wispy vector
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wispy vector
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And neither does shield

wanton raft
knotty pasture
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The closest I got is Clockwork Sorc/Dao Genie Warlock, metal and earth theme(?)

severe fox
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New Eldritch knight is still pretty decent because of true strike

devout flume
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“Why don’t we just say hi” is always a fun thing to say mid stealth mission. Especially when it works. I love being stupid.

paper portal
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yeah true strike really needed that lol

wispy vector
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I only play with 5e2014 rules, maybe in 2024 EK actually utilizes Int more

devout flume
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I have pulled a “why don’t we just say hi” at larp too
Less successful but no one died
Always funny

wanton raft
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I like the RP that comes with dump stat. Got the chance to buy gauntlets that take my STR from 8 to 19 but passed on it (for now) because I get to describe how I fail my strength checks

devout flume
severe fox
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I still prefer new monk over old

wanton raft
devout flume
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One of the dms I’ve had rped it so that if you got a nat one on something like insight or perception you just. Fully perceived something Wrong and that was fun

severe fox
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Seeing someone play sun soul once made me never even touch monk

limber trail
short brook
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i usually only play martials, so int is of little consequence to me, passing int saves is for chumps

devout flume
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“That little girl is totally a swamp hag and she’s going to kill you you see it in her eyes”

formal seal
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I always love DM'ing for players enthusiastic about making every roll an oppurtunity for some characterization.

devout flume
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I love characterization it’s so yummy..

severe fox
wanton raft
short brook
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literally

limber trail
short brook
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my favorite of playing low int is nailing an int check

severe fox
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There’s plenty of reason

devout flume
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“Even with my minus one I got a 16 on the history check :3”
made better when you’re the only one who passes

paper portal
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yeah its mostly the half casters and casters ppl complain about in the new rules cus they changed a bunch of stuff that didnt really need it imo

short brook
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literally, the barbarian puts on reading glasses and understands everything

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for only a second though

severe fox
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It’s also a melee with only a 1d8 hit dice which is pretty low all things consdiered

limber trail
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The vast majority of the changes I've seen for the new rules I stand by as being just better

wanton raft
devout flume
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Bonus points if the party is skeptical and shocked when it turns out that you were in fact right

formal seal
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As someone who has low intelligence in real life, I just love justifying uncharacteristically high INT checks as "oh, I just heard it from somewhere" like the equivalent of stealing opinions fron a YouTube video essay.

short brook
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thats so funny

severe fox
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And don’t even get me started on how literally everything they did needed a ki point

devout flume
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I remember my character having a +8 to initiative and never rolling high enough to go first once

severe fox
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Wanna dash as a bonus action ki point disengage as well ki point

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Wanna breathe? Ki point

wanton raft
serene sigil
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I once spoke back to a British lady in her accent (I am Texan) completely on accident because I didn’t understand what she was saying. I realized she asked for a box (I was at work) and I went “Oh, a BOX!” (Box was said in a British accent) I actually rolled a nat 1 in real life

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severe fox
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Then there was four elements and sun soul which were both so bad you might as well not play

serene sigil
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It was the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever done

limber trail
short brook
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new monk is so kino

severe fox
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You had to spend ki points to do what a rouge could do for free at the same level

devout flume
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I’m so focused right now I say, hitting real fast

severe fox
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And don’t even get me started on the first deflect missiles

formal seal
devout flume
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“I’m just all out of spoons today” the monk says after disengaging

short brook
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i miss ki solely for dbz fan within but the changes make sense

severe fox
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So again I cannot fathom how someone could prefer old monk

formal seal
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Focus is a lot more characteristic and flexible as an implication.

limber trail
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devout flume
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I need to play more monks. I only got to play my way of mercy for two sessions before the great scheduling incident

short brook
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my highest level character is a monk (pfp)

limber trail
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I've played 16 sessions of a monk and it has been a ton of fun across the board

knotty pasture
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2014 Kensei Monk meant you'd go Gunking

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And Gunking sounds absolutely funny

formal seal
severe fox
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And unarmed defense was kinda meh unless you get some good magic itsms

paper portal
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i wish gunks were better ngl

formal seal
devout flume
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Me when I’m ? Gunking ??

knotty pasture
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Its gross for the enemy dndLol

burnt grove
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Damn… I’m so unlucky tonight I just rolled 12 .. 12 stats out of curiosity.. and not one of them was above a 12!!!

formal seal
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gosh i just gunked gunkily EVERYWHERE

limber trail
devout flume
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She gunk on my enemy til I mismanage my ki points

burnt grove
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4d6 drop 1 method lol

severe fox
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One class that dnd universally screw up on was ranger

short brook
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my monk 11 long death/3 barb storm herald

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formal seal
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Gunking sounds like it should have its own sound or otomatapoiea

formal seal
devout flume
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Gunking sounds like a slime special ability

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OH it’s a monk with a gun

formal seal
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It sounds like it's like a niche criminal thing

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Like "oi, you shouldn't have gunked the boss"

severe fox
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New ranger still has a Concentration Bottleneck

limber trail
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Gun Monk. A trope as old as time but a fun one all the same

devout flume
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Ok this makes more sense now

formal seal
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John Wick?

knotty pasture
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Sure something like that

short brook
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leon kennedy

formal seal
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Wait, no, Dante.

limber trail
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Somewhere in that space of things

devout flume
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Leon Kennedy 😭

severe fox
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It’s honestly even worse now since like 3-4 class feature need Ranger to use hunters mark

devout flume
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John Monk

knotty pasture
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Shadow Monks use PWT and Darkness to gunk, Kensei just doubles down on Gunking hard in general (more selfish)

wanton raft
severe fox
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And there cap stome ability has to be the worst thing of all time

short brook
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which one?

severe fox
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I cannot imagine a worse capstone

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severe fox
short brook
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Thats... insane.

severe fox
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So lazy and unoriginal

formal seal
vestal panther
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how do i look for a group

severe fox
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A level 20 ability

devout flume
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(I lie)

formal seal
short brook
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i wish capstones were a little cooler

flint ledge
short brook
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level 19 is cooler than 20 and i think that sucks tbh.

limber trail
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varies from class to class. There are some awesome capstones

short brook
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Paladins have my favorite, by far

severe fox
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While 5 of the 9 spell casters are can do wish and other wonky things rouges get 4 extra damage

formal seal
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I never let my parties go to level 20, seems like a nightmare to both balance and pace combat-wise. I try to end the campaigns around a time where they feel powerful but still fairly vulnerable like 14 or 15.

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But that's also a lack of experience thing.

short brook
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i think the stat increase ones while functionally very good, are just a bit boring to me

severe fox
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I stop feeling vulnerable around level 10

wanton raft
severe fox
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Thri kreen with a shield

flint ledge
severe fox
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Don’t at me

short brook
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idk, my dm always put me through the ringer. I'd leave a fight as barb on deaths door

wanton raft
short brook
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Golaith Bear Totem 2014, so it's not like i was especially vulnerable

severe fox
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I’ve managed to get 20 ac at level 1 due to dirty deeds

formal seal
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I'm a pretty punishing DM in combat scenarios where I reward creative thinking and always leave consequences from the primary function of the combat, such as protecting a witness or fighting off an enclave from breaching territory, rather than strictly a party wipe scenario.

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That way, I can keep some stakes harsh even if the players come out of it unscathed.

severe fox
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I should do a thri kreen fighter someday

formal seal
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Though, god, my players can sometimes just straight up be smarter than me

short brook
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so many cool races, so little time

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I'm pretty dumb, that's why low int feels like home to me

wanton raft
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It's 22 now

short brook
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never put a puzzle in front of me

severe fox
civic palm
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Any stories about your BBEG’s? Wondering what the worst thing they’ve done is.

severe fox
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Killed my hell hound

wanton raft
wanton raft
civic palm
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I’m wondering if hammering the point home that my guy just wants people to suffer just because is good enough to not make him “sympathetic”.

wanton raft
cobalt owl
civic palm
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DM could’ve ruled it differently if it was a legendary item.

cobalt owl
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If it's a magic item that's different

knotty pasture
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Are there any legendary heavy armor that allows dex modifiers?

cobalt owl
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Not base

wanton raft
cobalt owl
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Mithral doesn't add dex

civic palm
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Mithral removes disadvantage from stealth.

cobalt owl
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And removes the str req

limber trail
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That's not what mithral does

wanton raft
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yup just checked. my dex wasn't being added

formal seal
# civic palm Any stories about your BBEG’s? Wondering what the worst thing they’ve done is.

A few things. Malachal (A "crystallian" chromatic dragon who uses residuum he scientifically grafted into his scales to create his own perfected bloodline) kidnapped one of the PC as their backstory and his brother as a child, and experimented on them to turn into draconic thralls before one of them escaped. And then he later came back and dropped one of the PCs (A 16-year-old sorceress) off a cavernous hole.

wanton raft
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it's just 18 plate + 3 sheild + ring. I was wondering where that extra 1 came from when I unequiped everything

cobalt owl
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Lots of magic item go brrr

severe fox
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Spam

wanton raft
cobalt owl
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Just as God intended

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Most folks with heavy armor generally don't have the best dex anyway

severe fox
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Usually…

wanton raft
cobalt owl
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I did say most

formal seal
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And then he went and eradicated the first village the party met in to prove a point about "consequences" when he came back to embrace the PC as a son and try and convince him to come back and claim his spot as a regent in his new empire and got refused, including using the PC's body as a flail by grabbing his tail and swinging him into an NPC romantic couple that the group liked.

flint ledge
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Imagine heavy armor + dex modifier

severe fox
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Wait till they have a +5 in dex

cobalt owl
flint ledge
severe fox
civic palm
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I had an idea for a BBEG. There’s this species from the Far that has no idea how other species interact, and they lack mirror neurons so they cannot picture how other people feel.

wanton raft
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severe fox
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Since medium allows you to add a +2

civic palm
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Their actions are evil, but they themselves aren’t capable of being it.

wanton raft
severe fox
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Oh dang why is plate armor in dnd so heavy?

humble cairn
severe fox
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65 pounds

wanton raft
civic palm
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Anyway, they experiment on other races to figure out why they care for another beyond continuation, and eventually, they create a version of them with mirror neurons and fully capable of understanding the suffering they cause.

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Its response? It’s in it for the love of the game.

severe fox
formal seal
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I so badly want to own a set of plate IRL.

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Especially a frog-mouth helmet

civic palm
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“My subjects? They kill on my orders or because they perceive your kind as a threat. Me? I relish the suffering I cause.”

severe fox
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Like I can do acrobatics in plate

wanton raft
severe fox
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Not even 😭

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Plate just ain’t that heavy

formal seal
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Yep! The joints in most plate are quite free because mobility was still prioritized in the smithing process. It's why they were often the targets in most swordsmaship manuals in HEMA.

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Half-swording and such.

severe fox
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You can have just as much movement as a person with plate

wanton raft
humble cairn
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Remember that D&D is not a reality simulator and that we shouldn't hope for or expect historical accuracy.

severe fox
civic palm
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Stamina would be a real issue though, since you wouldn’t be used to moving around while wearing full plate.

wanton raft
humble cairn
severe fox
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You know that’s fair

wanton raft
humble cairn
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I hear 65lb plate armor and I have no idea whether that's too heavy or light.

severe fox
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Larp larp larp sahur!

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It’s a bit too heavy

humble cairn
civic palm
severe fox
cobalt owl
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It is heavy, but it's also distributed across your entire body

humble cairn
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Anyway, it doesn't matter because the game isn't about realism.

cobalt owl
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And it's designed to maintain mobility anywya

humble cairn
knotty pasture
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I kind of do wish we get more equipment slots though

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Rather than just armor, its divided into chestplates and leggings

civic palm
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Immersion is an important factor, and nothing is more immersive than reality.

severe fox
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You know what u want in dnd

humble cairn
cobalt owl
severe fox
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More shields

knotty pasture
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Sure that too

severe fox
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I don’t like that that there’s only 1 shield type

formal seal
humble cairn
knotty pasture
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God making characters is so fun but I have temporarily ran out of idea reserves that interest me

humble cairn
civic palm
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That’s the issue though.

severe fox
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Adding to ac

humble cairn
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I had a character who used a cloak wrapped around his off hand as a shield, in an Italian Rapier and Cloak style.

humble cairn
civic palm
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A fair point, however most other items have at least some variance.

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Weapons have the most as they are what you use to hit stuff…

humble cairn
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And I'm not saying that having more gritty or complex mechanics is bad, it's just not for me. It may be for you.

civic palm
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Armor has different uses based on its make or material…

wanton raft
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can you add bracers to armor?

civic palm
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The shield? Aside from enchantments, it’s really only one thing.

humble cairn
civic palm
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For such a critically important item to many builds, it would be nice if it had more variety.

humble cairn
# wanton raft oh...

The mechanics of 5E are rather simple. The weapons are what they are, broad stats that can stand for all sorts of things rather than having a specific stat for every single style of weapon. A scimitar and a falchion and a khopesh and a dao are all going to basically use the "scimitar" stats.

civic palm
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Like a tower shield variant; more expensive than a normal shield, and decreases movement speed as it’s hard to position properly. However, you gain the benefits of half cover instead of the normal AC boost.

humble cairn
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Or whatever is the closest weapon for what yo want.

humble cairn
civic palm
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As a player or as a DM?

severe fox
wanton raft
humble cairn
wanton raft
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not yet at least

paper portal
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hi chat

civic palm
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Fair.
Another shield idea, the Buckler: a smaller shield that increases armor class by one rather than two, but allows the user to wield a two-handed weapon, dual wield, or perform somatic components. However, the shield has a flaw in which it can break under enough force. For every attack that misses by exactly one, roll a d20. On a one, the shield breaks.

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Enchanted versions would be resistant to this, but it can’t go beyond a +1.

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Not enough space for runes, or something.

short brook
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Tower shields and bucklers would be dope.

paper portal
lyric viper
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Feels very PF2e, but would be a little at odds with 5e

rough basalt
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Yeah this sounds like pf2e

paper portal
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this sounds like pf2e imo

rough basalt
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Just checked

paper portal
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yeah its pretty much +1ac with no downside tbh

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assuming you dont already have a shield

rough basalt
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The runes bit being just pathfinder too

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Actually this whole shield convo is just adding Pathfinder shield mechanics

scenic nexus
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Older editions used to have basically three types of shield

rough basalt
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Depending on the edition, the design intent was as much rules and crunch as possible

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But 5es is least amount of crunch they can afford without throwing out what makes dnd, dnd.

scenic nexus
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3e just for example had Bucklers and Light Shields which gave 1 AC

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Heavy Shields which gave 2

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And Tower Shields that gave 4

rough basalt
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Ye they work well in pathfinder and old dnd

scenic nexus
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From looking at the rules Tower Shields can also give cover

rough basalt
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Which in the games they're in works well

scenic nexus
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Yeah I am just giving some history, I personally plan to keep just one type of shield myself

rough basalt
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It is funny how its just the pathfinder shield rules tho

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But without most of the downsides.

scenic nexus
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Bucklers are not really convenient enough to hold a second weapon with them from what I recall

rough basalt
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You can hold a light weapon with them if the gm allows

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But generally Pf2e's shield system would be at odds with 5es core.

scenic nexus
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PF is an overall crunchier game what with being an alternate evolution of D&D 3e

rough basalt
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Ye Pathfinder went the path of "nah bro. Rules and crunch. We don't need none of that handwaiving and streamlining."

scenic nexus
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There still is a decent amount in some areas I think

rough basalt
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I think in 2e there is

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1e I've been told is just extremely rigid rules for everything

scenic nexus
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Sorry that’s what I was referring to

rough basalt
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Ah I've been told 1e requires a dedicated player who doesn't play to ponder the archives of rules to make sure there's no rule unused.

twin flax
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Quick Question: How would you Kill a follower of bhaal without it sufficing as a murder for a Bhaal follower?

scenic nexus
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Self defence is not murder

scenic nexus
twin flax
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What about hunting them down for a bounty as they have been killing normal people?

rough basalt
severe rampart
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DMed an amazing session! Players nearly died multiple times but they succeeded! Blushy_smile

severe rampart
scenic nexus
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OD&D, Basic D&D, and Advanced D&D recommend having a caller, a player who would additionally keep track of certain things and say what the group would do after they agreed

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Oh wait you were talking Pathfinder

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In that case it was largely just 3e with some parts simplified and some parts expanded, but kept mostly backwards compatible

scenic nexus
rough basalt
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Can't complain about being killed if you're a killer yourself

still plover
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Does the god of murder concern himself with the mortal view of legality?

shut veldt
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Yall want to know how to make banana bread

vague meadow
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I think my party’s barbarian is about to attack Durnan, the yawning portal’s tavernkeep ;-;

rough basalt
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Letem die

still plover
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Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows, for example.

vague meadow
shut veldt
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So no bread

vague meadow
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Cause this is right after him telling us he reached the bottom of the dungeon 🤣

rough basalt
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Some players need to learn the hard way.

rough basalt
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Ah right I was assuming you already told him it'll be a bad idea above table.

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I don't got any of that

vague meadow
rough basalt
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Aight then killem

vague meadow
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Yeah I feel like he may die in a few moments between either Volo or Durnan

rough basalt
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Or well for first offense, beat the crap out of him

still plover
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Why do they think their character should attack? What's their motivation?

rough basalt
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Whats Volo gonna do?

severe rampart
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Is there a specific method you need to do to melt the butter?

vague meadow
shut veldt
rough basalt
rough basalt
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He's an absolute clown

vague meadow
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My character has been so sus of his capabilities this entire time

rough basalt
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Funniest thing is, he's a weave anchor.
Basically a backup that keeps the weave moving if Mystra dies

vague meadow
rough basalt
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Mystra chose him cause he's so dumb and useless nobody would suspect him

vague meadow
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LMAO

rough basalt
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He's also well hated by most of faerun for his problematic writing and hated by the rest for being annoying

vague meadow
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He owes us a good chunk of money

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My party that is

rough basalt
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Books haven't been selling well since he got cancelled for his problematic views.

limber trail
rough basalt
limber trail
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Maybe I should have him be a multiversal constant and throw him into my own campaign

rough basalt
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Rightfully so the Dwarf beat him up for his writings.

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I think it's the one case in the modules he appears in where it's actually a Good act to randomly attack him.

limber trail
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Beating up volo is a goal of many a Faerun resident

rough basalt
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Cause Mystra will just revive him somewhere else but he gets to remember his punishment

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And no matter how many times he dies, it's not enough

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Remember one of the Faerunan mottos "the only good Volo is a dead Volo"

tawdry wasp
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hello guys im new to DND im planning on Setting up a Game night with some friends and wanted to attend a sesh before hosting so i can better understand Dice interactionswith world and storytelling

tawdry wasp
wanton raft
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welcome

cosmic roostBOT
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wanton raft
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there's a lot of resources for first time players

tawdry wasp
paper portal
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yeah chatgpt isnt the best for games like this

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it gets things mixed up a lot

wanton raft
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there's many on youtube

rough basalt
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Using chatgpt to learn will only lead to more issues than not knowing what to do.

tender pier
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Hey question
Would a mecha-steampunk dragon be a good idea for a DnD campaign?

Context
Currently working on future regions and more species for my friends to enjoy for the world I made for them

They just like whatever i throw at them as long as it's justified and fair (even unbalanced stuff If it makes sense)

paper portal
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that sounds cool as hell

reef tundra
humble cairn
reef tundra
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Exactly

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And it doesn’t know the first thing about dnd

limber trail
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I have not ever found ChatGPT to be a reliable, accurate, and nuanced source on DnD

undone rain
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Chatgpt can somehow tell you that 2+2 is 8

severe rampart
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it is quite frankly, worse than asking a pre-schooler about DnD

reef tundra
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Precisely. I can ask my little brother about dnd and he can give me more accurate answers

limber trail
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Shoutout the beautiful "Rings of Protection should cost 40,000gp because you can have up to 10 of them" incident

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Which isn't how any of that works

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lives rent free in my head

undone rain
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Dont know how it can be so wrong on anything

limber trail
reef tundra
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I still remember the time it suggested a Monk ability where as a bonus action you can enter a stance that lets you attack anyone within 5 feet of you as a free action. Then it said you also gain the benefits of a dash action

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120 feet of movement speed and able to attack anyone within 5 feet as a free action 😭

limber trail
reef tundra
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I have no idea what it was trying to say. Was it trying to imply you can just run past people and attack with no action needed 😭

severe rampart
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let him try to do it, let him try to get hit with a dozen opportunity attacks

limber trail
reef tundra
serene jolt
limber trail
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AI is very very silly though

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truly just no grasp on the mechanics

serene jolt
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Although I'm not against ai persay, I wouldn't trust one as a DM at this point in time. If you wanna do that, just go online and grab one of them 'choose your own adventures'. XD

Or better yet just go to #looking-for-dm or #looking-for-players and find a game/dm. There are lots of people with open games.

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And if time/scheduling is an issue, westmarches are a great option

limber trail
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So out of curiosity I decided to quickly see how it is these days since it's been a few months since I tried it. I asked chatgpt a fairly simple question: How do you drink a potion in DnD 2024

Did you know, when you drink a potion of healing, you can choose to either roll for the healing or take the maximum hitpoints? You can just take max HP!
Did you also know, it takes an action to administer to someone else? Nevermind that the PHB says it's a bonus action.

I then asked it what mistakes it made. It caught a really big one!

Apparently, drinking a potion isn't a bonus action, it's actually an action!

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So yeah, not a very reliable source

severe rampart
delicate owl
limber trail
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Results definitely vary, but yeah the PHB just doesn’t

delicate owl
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Yeee, da rulez be da rulez

vague meadow
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Ah it appears my dnd party may be in a dream, likely a night hag

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Rapidly growing more terrified

severe rampart
analog cloud
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guys question, is there a thread here where it talks about bastions?

wanton hull
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If not, then I’d suggest putting a book with a ton of jumbled and warped text

wanton hull
cursive thorn
analog cloud
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got it, ty

vague meadow
humble cairn
analog cloud
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No, not the rules, more like recommendations for my character

marble lion
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I come to you now with my woes

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DnD has been cancelled

severe rampart
severe rampart
marble lion
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I havent played in half a year

severe rampart
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so really the whole week I gotta wait for the game I DM, thankfully my players all attend :)

severe rampart
blissful ibex
paper portal
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hi méabhy

marble lion
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The tip is welcome thanks

blissful ibex
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or if you're a DM, they have a lot of support and assistance for running and you can use the Dungeoncraft system to make your own modules

sonic lagoon
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me and my dad dont know how to dm what should we do

blissful ibex
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that's the first chapter

paper portal
sonic lagoon
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hes read them but he still dont know

paper portal
paper portal
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aww

blissful ibex
limber trail
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Optimization games are an experience but not everyone's cup of tea

paper portal
blissful ibex
paper portal
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cant say ive rly interacted with AL but theyre probably a 3/6

blissful ibex
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You can also have multiple characters you can match the level of optimizations the table

paper portal
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ah yeah totem barb caps out at 2

paper portal
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no fun in having one person way stronger than the rest

sonic lagoon
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can someone be my dm

blissful ibex
severe rampart
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I am blessed Prayge

blissful ibex
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truly

severe rampart
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Look at me, I got a party that listens, engages in the story, and roleplays, along with the fact that they've got good chemistry with each other abilityStrength

river vector
river vector
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But literally a few times they were playing games and were late 🫩

severe rampart
sonic lagoon
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can someone be my dm

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pleassssssssssse

river vector
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Begging will get you nothing lmao

sonic lagoon
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i have done that

blissful ibex
sonic lagoon
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ok

cursive thorn
blissful ibex
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otherwise see if you two can join an exisiting Looking for Players posting

cursive thorn
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It can take a while to get a group/DM

river vector
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There are other lfg areas online

blissful ibex
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and offline too

river vector
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On Reddit there is r/lfg

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Post there as well

blissful ibex
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Check out your local game store, community center, library, or boardgame cafe to see if they have anyone runing introductory oneshots maybe

idle oar
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As a reminder generally, it's off-topic to soliciti/organize games outside of the Looking For Game channels. Please see #find-a-game to get some useful info on how to find a game and also specifically how to use our Looking For Game channels.

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(also kudso to the community for your great advice on how to find a game - thanks!)

proper forum
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Hello D&D experts. Do the Eldrich Invocations Curse Bringer and Improved Pact Weapon stack?

blissful ibex
proper forum
viral kraken
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what does curse bringer do?

blissful ibex
idle oar
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What's the short paraphrased recap of the features?

proper forum
viral kraken
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it's not first or third party, it's evidently playtest material

cursive thorn
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It was UA

river vector
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Unearthed arcana is always the most broken stuff I've noticed

viral kraken
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well not all of it, only the stuff that never makes it out

blissful ibex
viral kraken
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i think the brokenness might be explicitly why it never makes it out of playtest lol

proper forum
blissful ibex
paper portal
river vector
blissful ibex
proper forum
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Well my dm allowed it so...

blissful ibex
viral kraken
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did the dm say how those stack?

paper portal
blissful ibex
idle oar
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I'll allow that many this time but mind the spamming rules

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But they are amusing

paper portal
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anyways i gotta figure out what spells to take for this campaign so what would you guys say the best 2nd level ones are :3

proper forum
proper forum
viral kraken
paper portal
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mostly my job in the party is to spam repelling blast lol but anything else helps too

river vector
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My warlock player took eyes of the rune keeper so yeah, not understanding the ancient text in ancient books? Not an issue.

winter glacier
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I made a homebrew race that is good for melee but it’s not broke it’s called a bearer

viral kraken
river vector
winter glacier
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A bearer is a lineage type race like Dhampir or hex blood

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Also I meant broken my bad

safe raptor
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Ok I’m looking through my statblocks for the encounter this week and I realized I Mabye should not have giving the BBEG a axe of the dwarves lords, even though my pc are level 20 I think I have to scale him down

river vector
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No no, I just saw the opportunity for a joke lol

proper forum
# paper portal warlock! level 3

If you use elrich blast a lot make sure to pick up Agonizing Blast in the future. If I remember correctly Hellish Rebuke is second level and it's really good. If you want pure damage pick up Witch Bolt as your second spell (I know it's first level okay?) If you want more survivability pick up shield.

winter glacier
blissful ibex
winter glacier
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I member my first class was warlock fiend tiefling because I thought it sounded cool

paper portal
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fiendlocks are pretty awesome imo

proper forum
winter glacier
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I think playing warlock as your first class is good because it’s kinda dog at the start of the campaign made me feel like a support

blissful ibex
winter glacier
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I had crown of madness

blissful ibex
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darkness requires that the Party is set up for it though nod_purble
blindfighting/skulker (which people should take more anyway) and Devil's Sight and whatnot

paper portal
winter glacier
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I didn’t even realize eldritch invocations were a thing

proper forum
paper portal
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yeah the best invos are agonizing and repelling by far

river vector
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My Warlock player took hold person. So it will do nothing to BBEG, but arc villain might get destroyed which would be funny after all the times he spoke garbage to the party.

proper forum
winter glacier
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I got a set 11 reverse holo 2016 charizard

blissful ibex
proper forum
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I have hold person don't I? I think I do.

blissful ibex
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well, still just as good, just usable in less scenarios

proper forum
blissful ibex
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also PWT and silence

proper forum
viral kraken
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Power Word Techno?

paper portal
blissful ibex
paper portal
proper forum
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I mainly use it as an emergency exist if I have taken too much damage and I'm close to an enemy

blissful ibex
viral kraken
proper forum
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Also if what I'm typing doesn't make sense it's my autocorrect being stupid

blissful ibex
paper portal
viral kraken
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we'll just take them all! lol

blissful ibex
paper portal
proper forum
humble cairn
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It was too powerful and bent the power scale of builds around itself.

proper forum
viral kraken
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if i was a shopkeeper i would kick out anyone casting spells if they did not explicitly tell me what it was and ask permission. could be distort value or suggestion

blissful ibex
viral kraken
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even then might not let em

paper portal
proper forum
proper forum
blissful ibex
paper portal
proper forum
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Two of my fellow players who were with me since my first campaign were optimizers. They were talking to eachother about optimization and both had really strong characters. So naturally in this environment I was impressed and wanted to become like them or even surpass them.

severe rampart
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I like levels 6-7, feels like just the right amount of control

humble cairn
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Optimization is a skill, a useful one, but not one that genuinely makes the game fun for me. I use it, but I would rather use it efficiently with a light touch and get it out of the way for the real fun, like good flavor and lore.

proper forum
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This is my villain arc get it?

knotty pasture
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I like my 2.5/6 but talk about 4/6 on the regular dndLol

humble cairn
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I have no idea what those numbers mean.

severe rampart
proper forum
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Me neither

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Levels of what??

paper portal
humble cairn
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And I think I probably wouldn't care to.

blissful ibex
paper portal
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there is 7/6 for the really insane gamebreaking stuff too

paper portal
viral kraken
knotty pasture
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1-2 is probably where most people are, 2 is when you're optimizing a character concept but otherwise don't filter out unviable options

paper portal
knotty pasture
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3 is when you began filtering out the melee martials

blissful ibex
humble cairn
viral kraken
knotty pasture
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4 is when all martials (excluding Ranger and Paladin) get filtered out, 3-4 is around the area where you began dabbling in multiclassing

paper portal
knotty pasture
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The further you go the more complex it gets

humble cairn
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Too sweaty for me.

paper portal
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surprisingly taking no damage ever is slightly game breaking

knotty pasture
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I like my character concepts but talking about the theoretical limit for research is nice

dark pewter
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A reminder folks, that we have #optimization for the crunchier, more in-depth optimizing discussions

humble cairn
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I'm more of the camp of thought where the lore and flavor of a character are what's actually real and the mechanics are just a metagame representation.

blissful ibex
analog cloud
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guys question about my battle specialized evoker wizard

for the bastion, is it worth it he gets an arcane study?

paper portal
minor cargo
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I gotta be honest. I never had much of an inclination to optimize in D&D. I need a build that works and is effective. It’s just gotta be sufficient and satisfactory.

And now that I know there’s a whole rating system of optimization, even if it measures my preference, makes me even more averse to the word. 😩

blissful ibex
humble cairn
analog cloud
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I can usually pick 1 and afraid of getting another special facility other than barracks

humble cairn
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And if you don't have a pearl woth 100gp it can be useful to use for Identify.

proper forum
analog cloud
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if it gets invaded, automatically i won't have defense, it will be disabled for a turn

paper portal
humble cairn
knotty pasture
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I think I sympathize more with the pure casual crowd these days too now

humble cairn
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Like hardcore narrativists or actor/thespians.

knotty pasture
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Any% speedrun on Descent Into Avernus, go

crystal latch
knotty pasture
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1x, because any% would imply you want to finish the campaign with as little time as possible dndOwlbear

blissful ibex
humble cairn
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So calling non-optimizers "casuals" is .. ehh.

analog cloud
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he's still lvl 5 so he only gets the basics and 2 special facilities

proper forum
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Also this is my villain arc. I saw my friends power playing and making really overpowered characters and I got jealous and now I want to become like them. I want these players to look at my character and do "wow Sang you're so strong"!

humble cairn
rotund thunder
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Now, there are people who play the game "casually" in the sense that they are just there to hang out with friends and never actually learn the game

blissful ibex
proper forum
analog cloud
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he's alignment is chaotic evil, but that's because the evil state where he grew up took everything away from him. So he has a reason to grew resentment. But has a soft heart for people who are helpless

rotund thunder
# humble cairn Beer and Pretzel style games

Right, though it can suck when you're in a situation like I was where I expected my friends to be narrative or at least mechanically aware players but were really just there for a beer and pretzels style game, as they barely understood sneak attack or that the ranger even had spells at all for 3 years

humble cairn
crystal latch
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I'm mainly interested in pushing the 5e optimization meta further, discovering things better than what was already known etc.

analog cloud
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my or my character?

blissful ibex
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I optomize for the Exploration Pillar more so than the Combat one so it tends to not cause as much issue as like a nova build or something would Giggle

humble cairn
crystal latch
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I pretty much always do 6/6 or 7/6

knotty pasture
flint kayak
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hello im planning on starting a dnd campign (homebrew) as a dm. how do i send invites to the ⁠looking-for-players

blissful ibex
humble cairn
knotty pasture
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In gaming terms casual literally does mean unranked, no stakes games where everyone wants to chill instead of getting locked in

analog cloud
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methodical, disciplined, cynical (especially when it comes to authority), ruthless, doesn't understand the meaning of "forgiveness"

proper forum
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And it's hard because yes I want to make overpowered characters who deal tons of damage but I'm also a writer and I want to make interesting characters with rich lore and for them to use things that would make sense thematically for them.

analog cloud
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quiet but boiling with rage

marble lion
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I take dnd very serious, as a storytelling thing
I optimise rp, backstories, situations to feel immersed
Not casual at all
But putting priority on numbers is not for me at all

blissful ibex
crystal latch
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Damage is one of the lesser indicators of truly being overpowered
Because this system has a hard control meta

proper forum
knotty pasture
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See I really don't get it on that front, would actors sound better? The masses?

knotty pasture
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What do we call people who just want to have a good time in dnd without thinking much in general

crystal latch
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Tbf the best builds have the best damage, the best control, the best <five billion other things> and more all at the same time
Because the opportunity cost of being a jack of all trades and master of more is practically nothing

paper portal
humble cairn
knotty pasture
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Yeah that's a you thing, I ensure you there is no degradation behind the word when I use it

proper forum
knotty pasture
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Else I would have been insulting way too many people outside of dnd alone

proper forum
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And yes I know homebrew is technically cheating

knotty pasture
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Its more like modding in a video game

humble cairn
blissful ibex
paper portal
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what was sil's flying snake damage again? i think 400 lol

knotty pasture
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See the thing is that I really don't, not until now at least

open moss
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my dm and my whole party hates me

paper portal
crystal latch
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Highest damage I ever pulled off was a surprise round with a level 20 moon knight

open moss
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idk why

knotty pasture
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Its like if you called me a PC gamer, should I be offended kind of thing

marble lion
limber trail
knotty pasture
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Oh so I have to add casual dnd instead of just casuals when referring to the majority, got it

paper portal
blissful ibex
humble cairn
analog cloud
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I saw a homebrew final boss has legendary actions where he goes in between each player's innitiatives, for he can warp spacetime and can counter silvery barbs. Killed half of the team to dust with no chance to use revivify

knotty pasture
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But that's nothing to do with what I said when I said I sympathize with casual (dnd)

crystal latch
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It is not homebrew

paper portal
# limber trail a level 20 what

it's a druid/monk/barbarian/cleric something something (i might be remembering that wrong) but essentially you stack a bunch of different buffs to your claws and hit people like a truck

marble lion
# proper forum Is it too much to ask for both?

Yes because if one player happens to find a character that is optimised in numbers, it forces the DM and every other party member to match that or get left behind
If the table is all for it, thats fine

limber trail
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Ah

knotty pasture
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I simply just made an observation that I sympathize with something

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Must there be a deeper meaning behind it

crystal latch
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Moon Knight is a monk/druid/barb build that makes every single error possible - it's a melee skirmisher moon druid with Mobile that takes barbarian levels and yet it has the highest DPR of any martial in the game

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Seven wrongs make a right kind of thing

paper portal
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oh theres no cleric in there?

open moss
limber trail
humble cairn
crystal latch
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Moon druid 2/monk 1/barbarian 6/gloom stalker 3/battle master 3/assassin 3/last 2 levels are free

blissful ibex
knotty pasture
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How do I refer to the group of people who don't think anything about the game then, this is leaning into whataboutism

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Or should I take back my sympathy

marble lion
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Casual should refer to dnd that is laidback without much effort
Both build opti and committed storytelling are not casual dnd

open moss
knotty pasture
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Yes that's what I mean, I sympathize with the group of people that are laidback with their games without giving much effort

random sphinx
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Is there a separate space we talk about 3.5 in? Or is it just all in here lol

blissful ibex
humble cairn
knotty pasture
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I don't need to what about optimizers, what about aspiring boardway actors, what about worldbuilders

paper portal
minor cargo
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I think maybe there’s a good question before that point.

Why are we trying to categorize community members?

Of course there are reasons, but I mean IMO there’s a time and a place. It certainly isn’t helpful all the time. In fact, IMO it’s usually only helpful in very, very strict cases.

knotty pasture
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So that's what its all about, me using the word casual instead of beer and pretzels

crystal latch
knotty pasture
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I sympathize with the beer and pretzels, that better?

random sphinx
paper portal
analog cloud
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guys question on the bastion, arcane study is good? (i fear I can't have a bastion without barracks)

crystal latch
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Clawtech and godlike creature tech

paper portal
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i definitely should reread it though cus i had the level split a bit off in my brain

blissful ibex
marble lion
knotty pasture
crystal latch
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The 5.5e DMG attempts to define player types but it's largely meaningless words and straight-up wrong definitions

knotty pasture
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I'm genuinely confused here lol

analog cloud
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also on lvl 9, is teleportation circle good as well?

crystal latch
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Yes, teleportation circle is broken

blissful ibex
marble lion
analog cloud
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nice

serene jolt
minor cargo
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I would share that asking “Should our game be more casual or more optimized?” is different than saying “You, on this Discord, are a casual.”

And I think that’s where Ophidimancer is coming from.

humble cairn
serene jolt
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I found it hilarious. They didn't

knotty pasture
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And then we went on about the Boardway actors, the worldbuilders...

blissful ibex
random sphinx
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Our party wizard got tired of casting and used dimension door to get right behind the necromancer archmage to punch him????

serene jolt
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🤣 To this day, my boyfriend doesn't trust rugs

paper portal
knotty pasture
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You have to understand that I simply can't address everyone when I make a simple blanket statement

paper portal
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thanks for the fish react haen

serene jolt
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Oh no it's fine, I just took it as an opportunity to share

knotty pasture
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"I sympathize with the casual (dnd) players, but yes of course I am excluding the Boardway guys and the worldbuilder guys!"

serene jolt
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I agree mimics aren't that strong by a certain level.

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But they're fun to use with low level parties

paper portal
random sphinx
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I would climb into a mimic if it said It had a switch 2 and a copy of pokopia inside

random sphinx
paper portal
random sphinx
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It's better than 0% :)

paper portal
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real dnd fans know the only right time to meet is every 5th day (except tuesdays) at high tide /silly

knotty pasture
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I draw the line at meeting on Mondays

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Those people actually need to step on lego bricks /s

blissful ibex
paper portal
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btw sublime any ideas what uncommon magic item should i pick up for my giga repeller in big big fish

knotty pasture
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I'm bad with magic items, uhh

paper portal
knotty pasture
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I like Gauntlets of Ogre Power? Though I just like stuff that give a super high amount of fixed stats in general

crystal latch
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Wand of magic missiles is pretty good in Big Big Fish iirc

random sphinx
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I have two campaigns happening at the same time in the same universe, Tuesday is underdark crew, who are trying to find where a horde of monsters came from, and Thursday is frantically trying to stop a calamity on the surface

paper portal
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maybe you should play what im using lol its 240ft knockback per round

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sounds like a haen thing

knotty pasture
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I'm only not joining BBF because I only enjoy talking about 4/6

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I don't actually want to run around multiclassing and holding onto a TTB guide for dear life

paper portal
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multiclassing is awesome

crystal latch
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Multiclassing is awesome but there aren't enough classes

paper portal
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im using a warlock 3/fighter 3/monk 14 lmao you definitely shouldnt stick to ttb for big big fish

crystal latch
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I wish 5e had like... 100 proper classes

knotty pasture
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League of Dungeons

paper portal
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thats a lot of options to sift through for the best one

knotty pasture
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Or is it Dragons of Legends

crystal latch
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I want more caster types

severe rampart
blissful ibex
paper portal
crystal latch
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I want to see dread necromancer, beguiler and warmage back

blissful ibex
crystal latch
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Fullcasters that have a very limited spell list around one theme but have their entire class spell list as spells known

paper portal
crystal latch
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New psion is so dull

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Of all the things they could do, they just made another fullcaster

severe rampart
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I like Bards

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I need a dancing jester bard to play next...

blissful ibex
paper portal
humble cairn
blissful ibex
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3/4th caster (8th level spell slot at level 20) could also be interesting XD

severe rampart
crystal latch
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3/4 caster would be interesting yeah

severe rampart
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I'm alright with 12 classes (screw Artificer) , I just want more interesting sub classes

crystal latch
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Though I don't trust WOTC's balancing ability when it comes to making the non-caster part of such a class into a worthwhile trade-off

blissful ibex
paper portal
crystal latch
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Yes, I really should

paper portal
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maybe call it something like -5e

severe rampart
viral kraken
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i call it Fivey

hidden spindle
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Have it be 5e inspired/compatible and you're good

severe rampart
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5.75e

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Yeah, sounds about right

lyric viper
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3.5 might be worth checking out if you haven't already, if you love that modular crunch

crystal latch
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I love 3.5e but epic levels are so poorly designed that they make my brain hurt

paper portal
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i think you look like captain crunch

paper portal
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hii nacho 👋

lyric viper
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Epic levels never got the proper rebalancing from 3.0 yeah.,

knotty pasture
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Pathfinder not having Warlock is sad but we did get the Witch

paper portal
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speaking of alternate level progression haen wdyt of doing something where we allow one use of the dreaded multisubclassing

humble cairn
near karma
hidden spindle
paper portal
humble cairn
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So I don't bother. And I just play 5E pretty close to unaltered.

knotty pasture
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Narrator: In truth, Wings just casted a lucky Faerie Fire in a random corner and it somehow hit Nacho, who somehow failed the save

knotty pasture
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Sure let's call it that

severe rampart
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What's the funniest way to replace a lost limb in DnD?

humble cairn
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5E runs just fine as long as you set your expectations in line with generic D&D.

knotty pasture
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Pick Undying Warlock /s

blissful ibex
crystal latch
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Overall I'd want a system with

  • epic level progression built into the game from the start
  • good spell/magic item creation mechanics
  • symmetrical PC/NPC design (an NPC wizard is built like an actual wizard, not an arbitrary number of d8 hit dice and X/Day innate spells)
  • more build variety within classes (feats more frequently, invocation-type design/talents/whatever you want to call it)
  • more types of caster classes with more meaningful differences
  • no trivial armor dipping
  • martials that actually do stuff
  • bears being a species of fish
  • high number of classes in general
  • gold as XP or something similar as the core reward mechanic
  • the game not breaking apart with downtime
  • the game not breaking apart if you have below 10 encounters per day
  • the game not breaking apart once you unlock a certain spell level
humble cairn
knotty pasture
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Bears being a species of fish!!

crystal latch
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Yeah, either bears already being fish or bears being fishable (3.5e lets you apply the aquatic subtype to a bear with a ritual in Savage Species)

lyric viper
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I was going to suggest sentient item prosthetic. Liking a sentient sword, except it's your hand and it keeps back talking you

near karma
hidden spindle
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Sentient Prosthetic Limb

knotty pasture
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Fishing bears for meat for daily survival is nice

paper portal
marble lion
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Funniest limb replacement?
A kobold in your trenchcoat

severe rampart
lyric viper
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Awakened topiary cut into the shape of a limb.

marble lion
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Not sure id want that

paper portal
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kind of like how lancer has items based on your level instead of your money

crystal latch
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Spell list overlap is another thing, though I'm in favor of having sorc and wizard just use the same spell list as they did in 3.5

severe rampart
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What's funny is if I do do this, my sorcerer player is gonna keep on talking to his prosthetic foot the whole campaign

umbral girder
river vector
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My warlock keeps talking to the lich in his head whenever they encounter undead (it's an undead themed campaign)

crystal latch
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Make it so that slots from all classes are kept separate and only work with spells of that class
That then opens up options to make different caster types have a different number of slots, like sorc getting +1 slot of every level to make up for the fact that they're known casters and can't just switch their stuff around every day

knotty pasture
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Ship of Theseus- I mean Strahd

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Ship of Strahd, yes

blissful ibex
severe rampart
crystal latch
umbral girder
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People shipping Strahd? It better be with a wooden stake. /jk

river vector
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(but don't tell strahd that)

knotty pasture
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Watch me solve shipping issues with ao3

severe rampart
crystal latch
blissful ibex
knotty pasture
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There's absolutely no way someone added a bears are fish tag in ao3

crystal latch
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You underestimate the big big fish

limber trail
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No there’s absolutely no way someone hasn’t

river vector
knotty pasture
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Look I'd be wildly concerned if such a thing exists

river vector
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(to himself)

severe rampart
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I forgot which server we were in and almost accidentally sent a "What tags I think a Strahd fan fiction on Ao3 would have"

knotty pasture
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Namely because I've waited for ages for more self DM ao3 fics on existing modules but all we got is like what, Descent Into Avernus?

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A Curse of Strahd fic would be really cool

limber trail
# river vector Strahd being disloyal smh

Honestly everyone knows the strahd story, the idea of “what does it take for strahd to break his perceived loyalty and what happens when that happens” sounds like an awesome campaign pitch

crystal latch
knotty pasture
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Thanks I appreciate

umbral girder
lyric viper
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I have seen some D&D fics that are hilarious but so many not appropriate for this server.

limber trail
lyric viper
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Aaaand were teetering towards that edge dndLol

river vector
crystal latch
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I have a fic about what would happen if Harry Potter was one of the best D&D 5e optimizers

river vector
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Correction. Someone's DM that I know.

umbral girder
knotty pasture
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A lot of stuff in ao3 seem to be original fiction with mild references to Faerun/dnd rules, I was enjoying self DM fics cuz it felt like reading a podcast on that front

keen valve
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I actually like the idea of bear fish, is there an official statblock for that?

crystal latch
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Polar bear, yes

keen valve
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No...

crystal latch
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Polar bears are fish

blissful ibex
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Polar fish are bears

knotty pasture
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Are fish polar bears?

umbral girder
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People on the D&D team clearly are aware of Kas x Vecna

craggy summit
keen valve
river vector
keen valve
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Dnd but it's just the polar arctic and 500 miles of ice and water. And 5000 fish bear.

umbral girder
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Could probably scroll up on the channel. Not sure how long it’s been.

crystal latch
craggy summit
river vector
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I've heard Vecna eve of ruin is poorly written. I've read scathing posts on it.

umbral girder
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It’s alright

keen valve
craggy summit
worn turtle
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Hi!

crystal latch
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Eve of Ruin isn't a module, it's a guide to planning your campaigns that shows you an example of what not to do

umbral girder
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Eve of Ruin isn’t the worst I’ve seen in 5e modules

lyric viper
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On a sort of fanfic related note, I keep thinking about trying to play a Dragonlance game that plays with the fact the players know the plot and the story. Like a T.I.M.E stories type thing.

umbral girder
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Imagine being players aware they are in Dragonlance, 1 year before the Cataclysm

severe rampart
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Oh that's a campaign I'm playing in, better get out before any spoiler- WHAT

umbral girder
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Imagine finding out you are in Cyre 1 week before the Mourning

umbral girder
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Now we getting spoilers appearing

limber trail
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I really really actually wanna play a Vecna/Kas game set right in the midst of ||Vecna’s corruption and ascension, their friendship breaking, Kas becoming a vampire, all the good stuff.|| It’ll probably be my next campaign. (General spoilers for Vecna lore)

crystal latch
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This is true

lyric viper
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Raistlin must Live/Die!

cursive fjord
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Hey guys, I cant remember if this is a topic we arnt suppose to talk about, the use of AI in dnd in general, can I ask this question without getting a warning strike?

river vector
craggy summit
umbral girder
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Like wise

lyric viper
humble cairn
cursive fjord
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Thank you, see I enjoy using it as a TOOL but not a complete replacement.

knotty pasture
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Everyone here is also anti AI in general for good reason so brace yourself for the responses you'll get

river vector
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I feel DND is all about creativity. Why use plagarism machine?