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I’m unsure
I mean I’d just be a luxodon 12+con ac modifier
I went with basic choice because Cobalt is my first char. Next time, I'll do a ridiculous build
about?
Your getting good con anyway lol
“I want to have mushrooms growing out of my skin”
Circle of spores
“I want to be an Idiot who means well and also a horse girl”
Cavalier
“What if I was a really silly doctor”
That one plague doctor class you know the one
Way of mercy monk
THATS the one
i wish they buffed natural armor cus none of it is anywhere near as good as medium except kiiiiinda tortle
You can be a Cavalier and forego the riding part altogether, you know
“Don’t worry, I’m a doctor :)” says the monk
That’s pretty much what I’m doing yeah
For some reason Everytime I worm myself into a game it ends up ending
Or right with healers kit proficiency
She can’t afford a horse she’s poor
Monk: proceeds to reverse heal
Rogue
Thri kreens 13+dex;
Its a very situational build cuz you need v specific races/feats for it to work
that needs 22 in dex to be equal to medium armor
Since Ranger doesn't get heavy armor proficiency, your AC game does suffer
She really wants a horse
She reaaaally wants a horse…
But both times the rogue tried to steal one for her he got kicked in the head by the horse
Alchemist Plague doctor and Mercy Monk regular doctor are funny
or just start with a level in fighter
i'll run a str ranger one day
take battlemaster
It can be better than medium armor? Since all you need is a +3 and now you have a 16 what kinda armor are you wearing?
Yeah or multiclass Fighter/Cleric
Alchemist is a witch and I’m fairly certain plague doctors and witches don’t quite get along last I checked lol jk
(They also kidnapped a lich into a bag of holding. A lich who has command but only uses it to make people gamble. I love dnd.)
medium armor is generally gonna be 19, which would be a dex mod of +6
Is fighter the best cleric multiclass?
nah that's sorcerer
No its Druid imo
||(Cries in my 11 CHA)||
Lifeberry is a funny
There aren't a lot of great cleric multiclasses
true but shield
Figured yeah
Medium armor is capped at 17 and cost 750 gold pieces
Understandable
Look I hate dexterity as a stat so much. Initiative, Ac,Damage,Stealth,And acrobatics. Strength is damage,carrying and climbing and even then some people let Dex use climbing .. so strength gets shafted lol
You can tell I build for the vibes bc one of my favorite dnd characters I’ve made is a banneret fighter and if I was in it for the best build I would not touch that subclass with a ten foot pole
sorc, wizard and druid are all fantastic for it
Idk where your getting 19
That's why STR is the dump stat
Order Cleric 1, Sorcerer 19 is a funny commander
15 +2 dex +2 shield
what else could you give str?
You can use a shield with thri kreens unarmed as well
Nah charisma is cus no one here actually knows how to be proper convincing lol jk
Max health, but consitution was made to avoid people from only stacking str and dex lol
Now you have a flat 18 + 2
yeah but that means you have med armor prof so you might as well just wear med armor
depending on how you point buy, everything but CON can be a dump
But half plate cost 750 and breast plate cost 400
natural armor cant compete with medium armor unless youre maxing your dex which is why it needs a buff
i dump int because every character i make swings a sword
I dump int bc it’s fun roleplaying stupid
*Sad Bladesinging noises*
It literally can in the fact that not everyone can just buy medium armor
Looks at Eldritch knight … poor buddy
war wizard sweeps imo
Glares at people who dump INT
I'll prob dump it one day too though
I do lol I don’t play wizards
I go heavy with rp and god is it fun to play an absolute idiot
Eldritch Knight honestly doesn't need int.
Most spells you wanna cast have no scaling
int is just so specific its like wizards and a couple rogue subs
You got your weapons for damage
Eldritch knight gets access to all wizard spells
If I cannot rp during my turns then I do not belong at that table
Hold person for example
I like lore myself so even Rp reasons, I'll take INT high for history and arcana checks
You can just hold that person yourself.
That doesn’t cause auto crits through 
While you're roided up with haste, enlarge or swing a shadow blade for tons of damage
Well yes that too, been meaning to try it out
It’s fun playing a character at a very different level of awareness than me trying to like. Advise others at the table sometime
or better yet play a cool class like warlock instead /silly
Aren’t.. all 3 of those concentration
If the character with a -1 in arcana is trying to arcana check something maybe it’s a sign…
every character i make is a brick, high con always
But tbh even to this day one of my PC concepts continue to give me a headache cuz I want both possible subclasses to be similar in theme
Yeah, but none of them need int
i like multiclassing too much to put more than 14 in con lol
And neither does shield
Yeah I can get that. Rp for different reasons
The closest I got is Clockwork Sorc/Dao Genie Warlock, metal and earth theme(?)
New Eldritch knight is still pretty decent because of true strike
“Why don’t we just say hi” is always a fun thing to say mid stealth mission. Especially when it works. I love being stupid.
yeah true strike really needed that lol
I only play with 5e2014 rules, maybe in 2024 EK actually utilizes Int more
I have pulled a “why don’t we just say hi” at larp too
Less successful but no one died
Always funny
I like the RP that comes with dump stat. Got the chance to buy gauntlets that take my STR from 8 to 19 but passed on it (for now) because I get to describe how I fail my strength checks
YESS I love getting to describe my failures…
I still prefer new monk over old
"So I kicked a rock and tumble barreled, face planting into the soil."
One of the dms I’ve had rped it so that if you got a nat one on something like insight or perception you just. Fully perceived something Wrong and that was fun
LOL
Seeing someone play sun soul once made me never even touch monk
I'm not sure I've ever heard anyone say they prefer the old monk to be honest
i usually only play martials, so int is of little consequence to me, passing int saves is for chumps
“That little girl is totally a swamp hag and she’s going to kill you you see it in her eyes”
I always love DM'ing for players enthusiastic about making every roll an oppurtunity for some characterization.
I love characterization it’s so yummy..
It literally has a 1d4 damage dice how could they prefer old over new
"I have an intelligence of 6, I know what I'm doing"
Wonderful
literally
...Yeah that's one of the reasons why nobody prefers the old one
my favorite of playing low int is nailing an int check
There’s plenty of reason
ITS SO FUNNY WHEN IT WORKS
“Even with my minus one I got a 16 on the history check :3”
made better when you’re the only one who passes
yeah its mostly the half casters and casters ppl complain about in the new rules cus they changed a bunch of stuff that didnt really need it imo
literally, the barbarian puts on reading glasses and understands everything
for only a second though
It’s also a melee with only a 1d8 hit dice which is pretty low all things consdiered
The vast majority of the changes I've seen for the new rules I stand by as being just better
Loll will never forget when the only person to pass a perception check was the one with -1 while me with my +7 and guidance rolled a 2
Bonus points if the party is skeptical and shocked when it turns out that you were in fact right
As someone who has low intelligence in real life, I just love justifying uncharacteristically high INT checks as "oh, I just heard it from somewhere" like the equivalent of stealing opinions fron a YouTube video essay.
LOLLLL
thats so funny
And don’t even get me started on how literally everything they did needed a ki point
I remember my character having a +8 to initiative and never rolling high enough to go first once
Wanna dash as a bonus action ki point disengage as well ki point
Wanna breathe? Ki point
Like sometimes it sucks to have high bonus and fail but sometimes it's funny
I once spoke back to a British lady in her accent (I am Texan) completely on accident because I didn’t understand what she was saying. I realized she asked for a box (I was at work) and I went “Oh, a BOX!” (Box was said in a British accent) I actually rolled a nat 1 in real life
GOOODD monk was so expensive to play, literally the "do anything fun" points mechanic sucked balls
hilarious
Then there was four elements and sun soul which were both so bad you might as well not play
It was the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever done
(I also just like how they renamed it from Ki point to Focus point.)
new monk is so kino
You had to spend ki points to do what a rouge could do for free at the same level
I’m so focused right now I say, hitting real fast
And don’t even get me started on the first deflect missiles
New Monk is just a great rework, and it distances the class from needing to be associated with oriental, mystical associations. Especially since it is the leading pugilist/martial arts class for the game.
“I’m just all out of spoons today” the monk says after disengaging
Yup
i miss ki solely for dbz fan within but the changes make sense
So again I cannot fathom how someone could prefer old monk
Focus is a lot more characteristic and flexible as an implication.
People pretty universally Do Not™
If you were masochistic, and liked the challenge of managing ki points to not suck maybe
I need to play more monks. I only got to play my way of mercy for two sessions before the great scheduling incident
my highest level character is a monk (pfp)
I've played 16 sessions of a monk and it has been a ton of fun across the board
He look like he got the dog in him
And unarmed defense was kinda meh unless you get some good magic itsms
i wish gunks were better ngl
It sounds gross, like a plumbing term.
Me when I’m ? Gunking ??
Its gross for the enemy 
Damn… I’m so unlucky tonight I just rolled 12 .. 12 stats out of curiosity.. and not one of them was above a 12!!!
gosh i just gunked gunkily EVERYWHERE
I've been playing a homebrew subclass which was built around Gunking and it's been a ton more fun
She gunk on my enemy til I mismanage my ki points
4d6 drop 1 method lol
One class that dnd universally screw up on was ranger
my monk 11 long death/3 barb storm herald
what do you mean by that
Gunking sounds like it should have its own sound or otomatapoiea
I have no idea
It sounds like it's like a niche criminal thing
Like "oi, you shouldn't have gunked the boss"
New ranger still has a Concentration Bottleneck
Gun Monk. A trope as old as time but a fun one all the same
Ok this makes more sense now
Ohhh.
John Wick?
Sure something like that
leon kennedy
Wait, no, Dante.
Somewhere in that space of things
Leon Kennedy 😭
It’s honestly even worse now since like 3-4 class feature need Ranger to use hunters mark
John Monk
Shadow Monks use PWT and Darkness to gunk, Kensei just doubles down on Gunking hard in general (more selfish)
Clint Eastwood
And there cap stome ability has to be the worst thing of all time
which one?
I cannot imagine a worse capstone
Do NOT kill his familiar.
Hunters mark going from 1d6 to 1d10
Thats... insane.
So lazy and unoriginal
That's gonna leave a mark.
how do i look for a group
A level 20 ability
With eyes. Also, it's its own category in the server! #looking-for-dm
i wish capstones were a little cooler
I mean I feel like quite a few capstone features are underwhelming
level 19 is cooler than 20 and i think that sucks tbh.
varies from class to class. There are some awesome capstones
Paladins have my favorite, by far
While 5 of the 9 spell casters are can do wish and other wonky things rouges get 4 extra damage
I never let my parties go to level 20, seems like a nightmare to both balance and pace combat-wise. I try to end the campaigns around a time where they feel powerful but still fairly vulnerable like 14 or 15.
But that's also a lack of experience thing.
i think the stat increase ones while functionally very good, are just a bit boring to me
I stop feeling vulnerable around level 10
level 7 here and I rarely get hit
Thri kreen with a shield
From what I've heard here the higher levels can be a lot of fun although as a DM you basically have to attempt to kill the part at every turn when prepping
Don’t at me
idk, my dm always put me through the ringer. I'd leave a fight as barb on deaths door
Don't think I'm OP yet though. Once I get access to 5th level spells (insert evil laugh)
Golaith Bear Totem 2014, so it's not like i was especially vulnerable
I’ve managed to get 20 ac at level 1 due to dirty deeds
I'm a pretty punishing DM in combat scenarios where I reward creative thinking and always leave consequences from the primary function of the combat, such as protecting a witness or fighting off an enclave from breaching territory, rather than strictly a party wipe scenario.
That way, I can keep some stakes harsh even if the players come out of it unscathed.
I should do a thri kreen fighter someday
Though, god, my players can sometimes just straight up be smarter than me
so many cool races, so little time
I'm pretty dumb, that's why low int feels like home to me
My Ac was 20 at level 3 lol
It's 22 now
never put a puzzle in front of me
Thri kreen armor 13+dex so 3
Which is 16 + 2 because of shield and another +2 because of shield of faith
Any stories about your BBEG’s? Wondering what the worst thing they’ve done is.
Killed my hell hound
Neat. Mine was full plate + dex + shield. then I got Shield +1 and ring of protection. Shield of faith (which I rarely use cause of concentration) will take it to 24.
we're not there yet thankfully
I’m wondering if hammering the point home that my guy just wants people to suffer just because is good enough to not make him “sympathetic”.
We had a whoie battle with cultists in a dungeon where I front lined and regularly got opportunity attacked. No hits
You shouldn't be able to add dex to heavy armor
DM could’ve ruled it differently if it was a legendary item.
If it's a magic item that's different
Are there any legendary heavy armor that allows dex modifiers?
Not base
mithral
Mithral doesn't add dex
Mithral removes disadvantage from stealth.
And removes the str req
That's not what mithral does
yup just checked. my dex wasn't being added
A few things. Malachal (A "crystallian" chromatic dragon who uses residuum he scientifically grafted into his scales to create his own perfected bloodline) kidnapped one of the PC as their backstory and his brother as a child, and experimented on them to turn into draconic thralls before one of them escaped. And then he later came back and dropped one of the PCs (A 16-year-old sorceress) off a cavernous hole.
it's just 18 plate + 3 sheild + ring. I was wondering where that extra 1 came from when I unequiped everything
As one does, as one does.
Lots of magic item go brrr
Spam
You are right. I can't math. turns out it wasn't being added
Just as God intended
Most folks with heavy armor generally don't have the best dex anyway
Usually…
mine is just a +1 because elf. If i could dump dex I would
I did say most
And then he went and eradicated the first village the party met in to prove a point about "consequences" when he came back to embrace the PC as a son and try and convince him to come back and claim his spot as a regent in his new empire and got refused, including using the PC's body as a flail by grabbing his tail and swinging him into an NPC romantic couple that the group liked.
Imagine heavy armor + dex modifier
Wait till they have a +5 in dex
Invincibility until you're not
That would be diabolical
It would probably be at max a +1 
I had an idea for a BBEG. There’s this species from the Far that has no idea how other species interact, and they lack mirror neurons so they cannot picture how other people feel.
Doing acrobatics in heavy armor is a funny sight icl
smh just cant do BBEG stuff in peace nowadays...
Since medium allows you to add a +2
Their actions are evil, but they themselves aren’t capable of being it.
so they're just gonna beat him up for being himself? Such heroes they are
Oh dang why is plate armor in dnd so heavy?
Still Evil, since Alignment isn't an inherent quality it's just a label on actions and decisions.
65 pounds
your dm places carry limits on you?
Anyway, they experiment on other races to figure out why they care for another beyond continuation, and eventually, they create a version of them with mirror neurons and fully capable of understanding the suffering they cause.
Its response? It’s in it for the love of the game.
No I’ve just worn plate before and it’s no where near that heavy
ohhhh
“My subjects? They kill on my orders or because they perceive your kind as a threat. Me? I relish the suffering I cause.”
Like I can do acrobatics in plate
found the paladin/rogue
Yep! The joints in most plate are quite free because mobility was still prioritized in the smithing process. It's why they were often the targets in most swordsmaship manuals in HEMA.
Half-swording and such.
You can have just as much movement as a person with plate
Compared to other armor though
Remember that D&D is not a reality simulator and that we shouldn't hope for or expect historical accuracy.
Agree.
65 pounds is pushing it though..
Stamina would be a real issue though, since you wouldn’t be used to moving around while wearing full plate.
that's a lie. I cast guiding bolt on my neighbor last night
Only for someone who has actual workig knowledge of plate armor, which most players of D&D won't.
You know that’s fair
kept reminding me of the rent I owed
I hear 65lb plate armor and I have no idea whether that's too heavy or light.
It's like 30kg
That helps me even less.
On a Guhnome? Too heavy. On a Storm Giant, though?
Most plate armor is around 30-50 pounds on average
It is heavy, but it's also distributed across your entire body
Anyway, it doesn't matter because the game isn't about realism.
And it's designed to maintain mobility anywya
Does that count a gambeson and all the under layers, too?
Of course
I kind of do wish we get more equipment slots though
Rather than just armor, its divided into chestplates and leggings
Immersion is an important factor, and nothing is more immersive than reality.
You know what u want in dnd
Ok well, that's like .. the extent of my knowledge.
Ez fix: make em wondrous items
More shields
Sure that too
I don’t like that that there’s only 1 shield type
A lot of armor is build specifically to distribute the weight on your hips, so it's fairly unobtrusive in regular wear, but fatigue does set in much faster.
Ehh ... maybe for some people. But I doubt many people are accounting for bathroom breaks and a whole lot of other mundane stuff.
God making characters is so fun but I have temporarily ran out of idea reserves that interest me
There's an infinite number of shield types. They all just use one mechanic.
That’s the issue though.
Adding to ac
I had a character who used a cloak wrapped around his off hand as a shield, in an Italian Rapier and Cloak style.
It's not an issue for me. I'd rather the mechanics be simple so they get out of the way of story telling.
A fair point, however most other items have at least some variance.
Weapons have the most as they are what you use to hit stuff…
And I'm not saying that having more gritty or complex mechanics is bad, it's just not for me. It may be for you.
Armor has different uses based on its make or material…
can you add bracers to armor?
The shield? Aside from enchantments, it’s really only one thing.
Sure. Mechanically it doesn't do anything, but you can do it.
oh...
For such a critically important item to many builds, it would be nice if it had more variety.
The mechanics of 5E are rather simple. The weapons are what they are, broad stats that can stand for all sorts of things rather than having a specific stat for every single style of weapon. A scimitar and a falchion and a khopesh and a dao are all going to basically use the "scimitar" stats.
Like a tower shield variant; more expensive than a normal shield, and decreases movement speed as it’s hard to position properly. However, you gain the benefits of half cover instead of the normal AC boost.
Or whatever is the closest weapon for what yo want.
Sure, for some people. I wouldn't prefer the weapon/armor system to get much more complex, personally.
As a player or as a DM?
There is the magic item
oh i was just curious. I definitely don't want to add to my AC
Mostly as a player, I suppose.
not yet at least
hi chat
Fair.
Another shield idea, the Buckler: a smaller shield that increases armor class by one rather than two, but allows the user to wield a two-handed weapon, dual wield, or perform somatic components. However, the shield has a flaw in which it can break under enough force. For every attack that misses by exactly one, roll a d20. On a one, the shield breaks.
Enchanted versions would be resistant to this, but it can’t go beyond a +1.
Not enough space for runes, or something.
Tower shields and bucklers would be dope.
the last part feels pretty unnecessary tbh
Feels very PF2e, but would be a little at odds with 5e
Yeah this sounds like pf2e
this sounds like pf2e imo
It's actually the pf2e buckler rules, but a lot stronger
Just checked
yeah its pretty much +1ac with no downside tbh
assuming you dont already have a shield
The runes bit being just pathfinder too
Actually this whole shield convo is just adding Pathfinder shield mechanics
Older editions used to have basically three types of shield
Depending on the edition, the design intent was as much rules and crunch as possible
But 5es is least amount of crunch they can afford without throwing out what makes dnd, dnd.
3e just for example had Bucklers and Light Shields which gave 1 AC
Heavy Shields which gave 2
And Tower Shields that gave 4
Ye they work well in pathfinder and old dnd
From looking at the rules Tower Shields can also give cover
Which in the games they're in works well
Yeah I am just giving some history, I personally plan to keep just one type of shield myself
It is funny how its just the pathfinder shield rules tho
But without most of the downsides.
Bucklers are not really convenient enough to hold a second weapon with them from what I recall
You can hold a light weapon with them if the gm allows
But generally Pf2e's shield system would be at odds with 5es core.
PF is an overall crunchier game what with being an alternate evolution of D&D 3e
Ye Pathfinder went the path of "nah bro. Rules and crunch. We don't need none of that handwaiving and streamlining."
There still is a decent amount in some areas I think
I think in 2e there is
1e I've been told is just extremely rigid rules for everything
Sorry that’s what I was referring to
Ah I've been told 1e requires a dedicated player who doesn't play to ponder the archives of rules to make sure there's no rule unused.
Quick Question: How would you Kill a follower of bhaal without it sufficing as a murder for a Bhaal follower?
Self defence is not murder
That’s not quite the case from my reading
What about hunting them down for a bounty as they have been killing normal people?
I'd probably designate a player as the rules librarian if I played pf anyways
DMed an amazing session! Players nearly died multiple times but they succeeded! 
not enough death imoimo
Justice.
next session, next session...
OD&D, Basic D&D, and Advanced D&D recommend having a caller, a player who would additionally keep track of certain things and say what the group would do after they agreed
Oh wait you were talking Pathfinder
In that case it was largely just 3e with some parts simplified and some parts expanded, but kept mostly backwards compatible
If the Bounty is dead or alive then it’s generally ok to kill the target and it would not count as murder. Generally the right thing to do is to offer a chance to surrender first
Can't complain about being killed if you're a killer yourself
Does the god of murder concern himself with the mortal view of legality?
Yall want to know how to make banana bread
I think my party’s barbarian is about to attack Durnan, the yawning portal’s tavernkeep ;-;
Letem die
Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows, for example.
I can’t do anything about it, I’m just watching baffled 0-0
So no bread
Cause this is right after him telling us he reached the bottom of the dungeon 🤣
Some players need to learn the hard way.
You could ask.
Ah right I was assuming you already told him it'll be a bad idea above table.
I don't got any of that
He’s been warned quite thoroughly XD
Aight then killem
Yeah I feel like he may die in a few moments between either Volo or Durnan
Or well for first offense, beat the crap out of him
Why do they think their character should attack? What's their motivation?
Whats Volo gonna do?
Is there a specific method you need to do to melt the butter?
Idk we think he’s a caster
No not relly you can do how ever you want
He is but ||he's like the weakest of the weak, he's a level 1 wizard and a bad one at that||
I knew it 🤣
He's an absolute clown
My character has been so sus of his capabilities this entire time
Funniest thing is, he's a weave anchor.
Basically a backup that keeps the weave moving if Mystra dies
I clearly don’t know enough lore good lord what
Mystra chose him cause he's so dumb and useless nobody would suspect him
LMAO
He's also well hated by most of faerun for his problematic writing and hated by the rest for being annoying
Not surprising.
Books haven't been selling well since he got cancelled for his problematic views.
He appeared in a session I played today (Ti’s Waterdeep game) to a…. strong reaction
He shows up in another module I've tried to run
Maybe I should have him be a multiversal constant and throw him into my own campaign
Rightfully so the Dwarf beat him up for his writings.
I think it's the one case in the modules he appears in where it's actually a Good act to randomly attack him.
Beating up volo is a goal of many a Faerun resident
Cause Mystra will just revive him somewhere else but he gets to remember his punishment
And no matter how many times he dies, it's not enough
Remember one of the Faerunan mottos "the only good Volo is a dead Volo"
hello guys im new to DND im planning on Setting up a Game night with some friends and wanted to attend a sesh before hosting so i can better understand Dice interactionswith world and storytelling
Hi buddy
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i had convos with Chatgpt and i kinda understand how DM should be playing but i wanna see it in action
watch d&d actual plays or guides
there's many on youtube
Using chatgpt to learn will only lead to more issues than not knowing what to do.
Hey question
Would a mecha-steampunk dragon be a good idea for a DnD campaign?
Context
Currently working on future regions and more species for my friends to enjoy for the world I made for them
They just like whatever i throw at them as long as it's justified and fair (even unbalanced stuff If it makes sense)
that sounds cool as hell
Oh god please don’t use ChatGPT with dnd stuff. Somehow it’s even more of an idiot when it comes to dnd
A Great Beast which devours the soul of humankind and vomits forth the stitched corpses of their dreams, revenants animated by dark magic which pollutes the earth, the skies, and the waters.
I have not ever found ChatGPT to be a reliable, accurate, and nuanced source on DnD
Chatgpt can somehow tell you that 2+2 is 8
it is quite frankly, worse than asking a pre-schooler about DnD
Precisely. I can ask my little brother about dnd and he can give me more accurate answers
Shoutout the beautiful "Rings of Protection should cost 40,000gp because you can have up to 10 of them" incident
Which isn't how any of that works
lives rent free in my head
Dont know how it can be so wrong on anything
There's a solid like three rules being broken there
I still remember the time it suggested a Monk ability where as a bonus action you can enter a stance that lets you attack anyone within 5 feet of you as a free action. Then it said you also gain the benefits of a dash action
120 feet of movement speed and able to attack anyone within 5 feet as a free action 😭
....Yes, free actions, things that exist in dnd
I have no idea what it was trying to say. Was it trying to imply you can just run past people and attack with no action needed 😭
let him try to do it, let him try to get hit with a dozen opportunity attacks
(Funnily enough, I play a homebrew monk subclass which almost has this)
So That mofo didn’t even make anything original, as always
-# I mean rings of protection are pretty powerful tbf
40,000gp powerful? No. But still.
haha yeah
AI is very very silly though
truly just no grasp on the mechanics
Although I'm not against ai persay, I wouldn't trust one as a DM at this point in time. If you wanna do that, just go online and grab one of them 'choose your own adventures'. XD
Or better yet just go to #looking-for-dm or #looking-for-players and find a game/dm. There are lots of people with open games.
And if time/scheduling is an issue, westmarches are a great option
So out of curiosity I decided to quickly see how it is these days since it's been a few months since I tried it. I asked chatgpt a fairly simple question: How do you drink a potion in DnD 2024
Did you know, when you drink a potion of healing, you can choose to either roll for the healing or take the maximum hitpoints? You can just take max HP!
Did you also know, it takes an action to administer to someone else? Nevermind that the PHB says it's a bonus action.
I then asked it what mistakes it made. It caught a really big one!
Apparently, drinking a potion isn't a bonus action, it's actually an action!
So yeah, not a very reliable source
Digging a bigger and bigger hole
Ngl I did the same, and it didnt accept 5.5e so it gave me mostly what the 2014 rules were but when I asked for the 2024 rules of DnD it gave me the correct response.
So results may vary, but yeah, just go find the srd lol
Results definitely vary, but yeah the PHB just doesn’t
Yeee, da rulez be da rulez
Ah it appears my dnd party may be in a dream, likely a night hag
Rapidly growing more terrified
it appears? aren't you the DM? 😭
guys question, is there a thread here where it talks about bastions?
Have they figured that out yet?
If not, then I’d suggest putting a book with a ton of jumbled and warped text
Don’t think so twin
I am guessing because of the ambiguity, they are the player theorising.
got it, ty
We were in fact in a dream, we were matrix’d
There's no specific channel for that, unless you're asking about how the rules work, in which case it would be #dnd-rules
No, not the rules, more like recommendations for my character
What has happened?
Ah, that's sad, happens to my two campaigns so much it doesn't even bother me any more
I havent played in half a year
so really the whole week I gotta wait for the game I DM, thankfully my players all attend :)
Damn
Come play AL c:
fairly consistent games on the online AL discord servers, especially if you hop on the wait-list early
hi méabhy
The tip is welcome thanks
or if you're a DM, they have a lot of support and assistance for running and you can use the Dungeoncraft system to make your own modules
me and my dad dont know how to dm what should we do
the basic rules have the instructions https://www.dndbeyond.com/sources/dnd/br-2024/the-basics
that's the first chapter
imo join optimization servers for games instead because stronger characters are surely more interesting 
hes read them but he still dont know
you can learn, or you can look for a dm here in the #looking-for-dm channel
nope
aww
to be fair, AL Has a decent mix of optimized and more standard characters
Optimization games are an experience but not everyone's cup of tea
tbh i think the gap between AL optimization and optimizer optimization is quite a lot
not likely to the same extent, but it's there for the people who like it
cant say ive rly interacted with AL but theyre probably a 3/6
we have our share of Asamar Wild Heart (totem) barbarians, and people who stack minor effects on common magic items for shenanigans
You can also have multiple characters you can match the level of optimizations the table
ah yeah totem barb caps out at 2
yeah i very much agree everyone should try to play to the same level
no fun in having one person way stronger than the rest
can someone be my dm
#find-a-game has instructions to post to #looking-for-dm or you can check #looking-for-players to find DMs who are looking for players for active or upcoming games
Lucky that they all attend
Yeah, the most they've ever been late is 10 minutes
I am blessed 
truly
Look at me, I got a party that listens, engages in the story, and roleplays, along with the fact that they've got good chemistry with each other 
I understand if something unexpected pops up like "I have to watch my brother"
Wow so lucky, you are the chosen one. (Lol)
But literally a few times they were playing games and were late
My players tell me if they're going to be a little late, or if they have to go right after a session, etc.
i have done that
Then wait for a response c:
Have to go through the proper channels here
ok
You may have to wait for more than 6 minutes.
otherwise see if you two can join an exisiting Looking for Players posting
It can take a while to get a group/DM
There are other lfg areas online
and offline too
Check out your local game store, community center, library, or boardgame cafe to see if they have anyone runing introductory oneshots maybe
As a reminder generally, it's off-topic to soliciti/organize games outside of the Looking For Game channels. Please see #find-a-game to get some useful info on how to find a game and also specifically how to use our Looking For Game channels.
(also kudso to the community for your great advice on how to find a game - thanks!)
Hello D&D experts. Do the Eldrich Invocations Curse Bringer and Improved Pact Weapon stack?
not sure what Curse Bringer is
They are both Eldrich invocations I said that
what does curse bringer do?
Is it third party? I'm not aware of 'Curse Bringer' as a First Party, RAW EI option in either 5e or 5.5e
What's the short paraphrased recap of the features?
Nope. You have to be both a hexblade abd have pact of the blade to use it. Your pact weapon becomes a greatsword and if you drop an enemy cursed with hexblade's curse to zero hp with it you can transfer the curse to another target.
it's not first or third party, it's evidently playtest material
It was UA
Unearthed arcana is always the most broken stuff I've noticed
well not all of it, only the stuff that never makes it out
to be fair, it's literally just a worse version of the level 14 hexblade subclass feature
i think the brokenness might be explicitly why it never makes it out of playtest lol
I had no idea and I'm surprised
but yeah, those should stack, assuming your DM lets you use it as it was basicaly made into the level 14 feature of the Hexblade subclass and base pact of the blade can make greatswords anyway
it tends to be either broken or underpowered, hence why its ua and not official
True, but some other unearthed arcana... Broken af.
The mystic class for one :x
Well my dm allowed it so...
then you're good to go 
did the dm say how those stack?
i like ur little nodding creature
I have several 

will do 
anyways i gotta figure out what spells to take for this campaign so what would you guys say the best 2nd level ones are :3
He didn't know
What is your class. And what do you want your role to be.
oh interesting
warlock! level 3
mostly my job in the party is to spam repelling blast lol but anything else helps too
My warlock player took eyes of the rune keeper so yeah, not understanding the ancient text in ancient books? Not an issue.
I made a homebrew race that is good for melee but it’s not broke it’s called a bearer
so if the question is just if the damage stacks, yes. you create the greatsword using your pact of the blade, so it is your pact weapon right?
I'm glad it's not broke. Wouldn't want to miss out on that sweet gold.
A bearer is a lineage type race like Dhampir or hex blood
Also I meant broken my bad
Ok I’m looking through my statblocks for the encounter this week and I realized I Mabye should not have giving the BBEG a axe of the dwarves lords, even though my pc are level 20 I think I have to scale him down
No no, I just saw the opportunity for a joke lol
If you use elrich blast a lot make sure to pick up Agonizing Blast in the future. If I remember correctly Hellish Rebuke is second level and it's really good. If you want pure damage pick up Witch Bolt as your second spell (I know it's first level okay?) If you want more survivability pick up shield.
Oh lol
Invisibility, Suggestion, Misty step
I member my first class was warlock fiend tiefling because I thought it sounded cool
fiendlocks are pretty awesome imo
And if you want utility pick up invisibility or darkness.
I think playing warlock as your first class is good because it’s kinda dog at the start of the campaign made me feel like a support
love me some Repelling Blast + Grasp of Hadar for moving enemies around 
I had crown of madness
darkness requires that the Party is set up for it though 
blindfighting/skulker (which people should take more anyway) and Devil's Sight and whatnot
maybe they should make an invo where if you have both of those you can move enemies sideways too 
I didn’t even realize eldritch invocations were a thing
It only moves them for 5 feet so I found out it doesn't make that big of a difference. Early on I dropped grasp of hadar for eldrich sight.
yeah the best invos are agonizing and repelling by far
My Warlock player took hold person. So it will do nothing to BBEG, but arc villain might get destroyed which would be funny after all the times he spoke garbage to the party.
it's 10 feet in 5.5e c:
So you're telling me I have to force my entire party to play around MY playstyle? No thanks.
I got a set 11 reverse holo 2016 charizard
hence why I prefer invisibility over darkness 
though it has its uses as well
I have hold person don't I? I think I do.
I have both haha 😈
It's a lot worse in 5.5e; they changed a lot of creature types away from humanoid
well, still just as good, just usable in less scenarios
We play in 5E normal so we chilin
I have fog cloud, sleet storm, or hunger of hadar if I need to obstruct vision c:
also PWT and silence
I'm a drow. Darkness for Mr is a racial feature. I wouldn't have chosen it normally but it has its uses.
Power Word Techno?
i think its pretty interesting that out of those first 4 the one that deals damage is actually the weakest
Pass Without Trace; blanket +10 to stealth checks to allies within 30 ft of the caster
pass without trace, best spell in 5e
I mainly use it as an emergency exist if I have taken too much damage and I'm close to an enemy
it's also a good counter to spellcasters, sight based monster abilities, and pack tactics
best spell in 5e is prestidigitation imho 
Also if what I'm typing doesn't make sense it's my autocorrect being stupid
would say Find Familiar edges it out
yeah but im a filthy optimizer and we know how broken surprise is :3
we'll just take them all! lol
they fixed it in 5.5e; it just confers disadvantage on the surprised party's initiative rolls
also hide gives the invisible condition so it gives advantage on the roll
yeah probably the most justified change in the whole edition 
I'm not using that thing again dawg it got my character kicked out of a store back in my first campaign so I don't have the best opinion of it.
Yes, Surprise 2014 is broken.
It was too powerful and bent the power scale of builds around itself.
That's who I aspire to be but I'm not good enough yet.
if i was a shopkeeper i would kick out anyone casting spells if they did not explicitly tell me what it was and ask permission. could be distort value or suggestion
My primary character is stylized as something between like a wilderness guide and a druidic knight errant, so she has it to keep clean and warm/chil/flavor food and drink a bit while in the field c:
even then might not let em
there's still quite a few people a lot better than me but im getting there!!
(Anime protagonist voice) I must become even better... I shall become... the greatest! The strongest the world has ever seen!
You better believe it!
I wanted to clean blood off my body
I like a mild level of optomization 
Though I need it seeing as I play a fairly deep full caster multiclass with 2 different casting abilities O_o
personally my preferred level is 4/6 but the rating system is very much optimizer lingo lol
Two of my fellow players who were with me since my first campaign were optimizers. They were talking to eachother about optimization and both had really strong characters. So naturally in this environment I was impressed and wanted to become like them or even surpass them.
I like levels 6-7, feels like just the right amount of control
Optimization is a skill, a useful one, but not one that genuinely makes the game fun for me. I use it, but I would rather use it efficiently with a light touch and get it out of the way for the real fun, like good flavor and lore.
This is my villain arc get it?
I like my 2.5/6 but talk about 4/6 on the regular 
4!!!
I have no idea what those numbers mean.
levels
personally i really like the thought behind making strong characters :3 optimization is very much my thing though not just in dnd
And I think I probably wouldn't care to.
character levels?
its just a scale we use for levels of optimization, with 0/6 being dumping con and 6/6 being the strongest thing we really allow
there is 7/6 for the really insane gamebreaking stuff too
So sweatiness level?
pretty much lol
is dumping con not a part of minmaxing characters who aren't supposed to be hit?
1-2 is probably where most people are, 2 is when you're optimizing a character concept but otherwise don't filter out unviable options
nah the lowest you ever want con is 12 but even thats pretty uncommon
3 is when you began filtering out the melee martials
issue is you need it for concentration checks and HP totals and you are going to be hit at some point 
Oh ew ok that's beyond what I want.
good to know i can tell my dm my character has a optimization of 0/6 then lol
4 is when all martials (excluding Ranger and Paladin) get filtered out, 3-4 is around the area where you began dabbling in multiclassing
yeah getting hit is an inevitability even at 6/6 (invulnerability does exist but we keep that at 7/6 for obvious reasons)
The further you go the more complex it gets
Too sweaty for me.
surprisingly taking no damage ever is slightly game breaking
I like my character concepts but talking about the theoretical limit for research is nice
A reminder folks, that we have #optimization for the crunchier, more in-depth optimizing discussions
I'm more of the camp of thought where the lore and flavor of a character are what's actually real and the mechanics are just a metagame representation.
just have to circle cast invulnerability so it lasts 1450 minutes 
issue is you can still drop concentration off of stuff like Sleet Storm or debuffs
guys question about my battle specialized evoker wizard
for the bastion, is it worth it he gets an arcane study?
soonest i know how to get it is level 7 but theres probably a way at level 1
I gotta be honest. I never had much of an inclination to optimize in D&D. I need a build that works and is effective. It’s just gotta be sufficient and satisfactory.
And now that I know there’s a whole rating system of optimization, even if it measures my preference, makes me even more averse to the word. 😩
It has good crafting options 
Sure!
Once you get to level 9 you can start crafting magic items in the background.
I can usually pick 1 and afraid of getting another special facility other than barracks
And if you don't have a pearl woth 100gp it can be useful to use for Identify.
Why?
Yeah the reason I do it is to impress my friends 😭
if it gets invaded, automatically i won't have defense, it will be disabled for a turn
i do it cus i like seeing all the pieces come together in a cool build :3 its not for everyone though
But it comes back, and it generally won't get ranodmly invaded if you keep it busy making foci.
Going pure casual is a okay, the rating was mainly a way to recognize what level of advice people want to talk about
I think I sympathize more with the pure casual crowd these days too now
The thing is there's absolutely ways to be non-casual about the game in a non-optimization way.
Like hardcore narrativists or actor/thespians.
Any% speedrun on Descent Into Avernus, go
What multipliers on number of enemies?
1x, because any% would imply you want to finish the campaign with as little time as possible 
The Emerald Enclave give a funky version of the Barracks where you can recruit from a list of more nature alligned monster statblocks to function as defenders c:
So calling non-optimizers "casuals" is .. ehh.
he's still lvl 5 so he only gets the basics and 2 special facilities
Also this is my villain arc. I saw my friends power playing and making really overpowered characters and I got jealous and now I want to become like them. I want these players to look at my character and do "wow Sang you're so strong"!
What makes sense for your character's personality and history?
Now, there are people who play the game "casually" in the sense that they are just there to hang out with friends and never actually learn the game
Join the dark side...
I'm in 2 games with a professional voice actor 
Beer and Pretzel style games
Did someone say my name?
he's alignment is chaotic evil, but that's because the evil state where he grew up took everything away from him. So he has a reason to grew resentment. But has a soft heart for people who are helpless
Right, though it can suck when you're in a situation like I was where I expected my friends to be narrative or at least mechanically aware players but were really just there for a beer and pretzels style game, as they barely understood sneak attack or that the ranger even had spells at all for 3 years
Nah, I didn't ask about Alignment. What is your personality?
I'm mainly interested in pushing the 5e optimization meta further, discovering things better than what was already known etc.
my or my character?
I optomize for the Exploration Pillar more so than the Combat one so it tends to not cause as much issue as like a nova build or something would 
Sorry, your character.
I pretty much always do 6/6 or 7/6
Why is this an issue though fr, it doesn't have negative implications behind it
hello im planning on starting a dnd campign (homebrew) as a dm. how do i send invites to the looking-for-players
#find-a-game has instructions; skip to where it says Join as a DM
It kinda does? At least when I've heard it bandied about. Besides that, it's also inaccurate
umm nerrrd :3
In gaming terms casual literally does mean unranked, no stakes games where everyone wants to chill instead of getting locked in
methodical, disciplined, cynical (especially when it comes to authority), ruthless, doesn't understand the meaning of "forgiveness"
And it's hard because yes I want to make overpowered characters who deal tons of damage but I'm also a writer and I want to make interesting characters with rich lore and for them to use things that would make sense thematically for them.
quiet but boiling with rage
I take dnd very serious, as a storytelling thing
I optimise rp, backstories, situations to feel immersed
Not casual at all
But putting priority on numbers is not for me at all
but calling someone 'a casual' has negitive connotations
Damage is one of the lesser indicators of truly being overpowered
Because this system has a hard control meta
Many thanks
Is it too much to ask for both?
See I really don't get it on that front, would actors sound better? The masses?
you can do both 
What do we call people who just want to have a good time in dnd without thinking much in general
Tbf the best builds have the best damage, the best control, the best <five billion other things> and more all at the same time
Because the opportunity cost of being a jack of all trades and master of more is practically nothing
you can absolutely do both! personally i find it easier to write interesting characters if theyre optimized cus theres a lot less decision paralysis with all the options
I've been playing TTRPGs since before ranked video games were a thing .. I think. Give or take some years there. I've heard terms come and go and the word casual in my dredging of the zeitgeist has often been paired with the word "filthy."
Yeah that's a you thing, I ensure you there is no degradation behind the word when I use it
Look buddy I saw my friend play a homebrew druid with homebrew wild shape that did like 100 damage per turn and that impression stayed with me.
Else I would have been insulting way too many people outside of dnd alone
And yes I know homebrew is technically cheating
Its more like modding in a video game
Which is fine, but in using words you are also expected to be aware of the impact and not just the intention behind them.
hence why heavy homebrew like that should be avoided unless everyone is in on it XD
what was sil's flying snake damage again? i think 400 lol
See the thing is that I really don't, not until now at least
my dm and my whole party hates me
yeah homebrew and optimization dont really mix for pretty obvious reasons
Highest damage I ever pulled off was a surprise round with a level 20 moon knight
idk why
Its like if you called me a PC gamer, should I be offended kind of thing
Saying casual dnd is fine
Saying playing casually is fine
Calling someone a casual can hurt
What makes you say that?
Oh so I have to add casual dnd instead of just casuals when referring to the majority, got it
average moon knight gameplay tbh
I did 590 damage with a single, 3rd level cast of Sleet Storm once c:
But see, optimization isn't the only way to think hard about the game. Like I mentioned before the hardcore narrativists and the actor/thespians are also a style of play that is not optimization but is also not casual.
I saw a homebrew final boss has legendary actions where he goes in between each player's innitiatives, for he can warp spacetime and can counter silvery barbs. Killed half of the team to dust with no chance to use revivify
a level 20 what
Is this homebrew?
But that's nothing to do with what I said when I said I sympathize with casual (dnd)
It is not homebrew
it's a druid/monk/barbarian/cleric something something (i might be remembering that wrong) but essentially you stack a bunch of different buffs to your claws and hit people like a truck
Yes because if one player happens to find a character that is optimised in numbers, it forces the DM and every other party member to match that or get left behind
If the table is all for it, thats fine
Ah
I simply just made an observation that I sympathize with something
Must there be a deeper meaning behind it
Moon Knight is a monk/druid/barb build that makes every single error possible - it's a melee skirmisher moon druid with Mobile that takes barbarian levels and yet it has the highest DPR of any martial in the game
Seven wrongs make a right kind of thing
oh theres no cleric in there?
they wont believe me when i say that door noobs and apples are mimics so cast charisma on them
The doorknobs and apples... might not be mimics
It may not be, but you are contrasting optimizer with "casual" and then saying that casual is about not thinking too hard about the game, as if optimization is the only way to think hard and be intellectual about the game.
Moon druid 2/monk 1/barbarian 6/gloom stalker 3/battle master 3/assassin 3/last 2 levels are free
what does 'cast charisma' mean?
How do I refer to the group of people who don't think anything about the game then, this is leaning into whataboutism
Or should I take back my sympathy
Casual should refer to dnd that is laidback without much effort
Both build opti and committed storytelling are not casual dnd
im just charming the door noob and the apples'
Yes that's what I mean, I sympathize with the group of people that are laidback with their games without giving much effort
Is there a separate space we talk about 3.5 in? Or is it just all in here lol
if it's a mimic, it's a mimic XD
They're not terribly strong and they're not really used all that much anyway
There is definitely a notable style of TTRPG play, the "Beer and Pretzel" style of gameplay, where people get together to drink, eat snacks, and just do funny stuff in game without thinking too hard about it.
I don't need to what about optimizers, what about aspiring boardway actors, what about worldbuilders
pretty sure theres a channel for old versions floating around somewhere
I think maybe there’s a good question before that point.
Why are we trying to categorize community members?
Of course there are reasons, but I mean IMO there’s a time and a place. It certainly isn’t helpful all the time. In fact, IMO it’s usually only helpful in very, very strict cases.
So that's what its all about, me using the word casual instead of beer and pretzels
According to all known optimization principles, this has no right to be viable
It makes every mistake possible in the first dozen levels
And yet it casually morbs over multiple dragons
I sympathize with the beer and pretzels, that better?
Thank you!!
yeah cus clawtech is peak as hell
guys question on the bastion, arcane study is good? (i fear I can't have a bastion without barracks)
Clawtech and godlike creature tech
i definitely should reread it though cus i had the level split a bit off in my brain
It's helpful as a shorthand in session 0 and pre session 0 conversations when you're trying to communciate what you want out of a game
Calling it casual should be fine
See Ophid was saying its not fine!!
The 5.5e DMG attempts to define player types but it's largely meaningless words and straight-up wrong definitions
I'm genuinely confused here lol
also on lvl 9, is teleportation circle good as well?
Yes, teleportation circle is broken
yes, it's good, passively crafting magic items is incredibly good XD
Cant please everyone, think about ppls feedback and pick your course
nice
Tell that to my party of level 4s with the Rug of Smothering and a room full of mimics. 🤣
I would share that asking “Should our game be more casual or more optimized?” is different than saying “You, on this Discord, are a casual.”
And I think that’s where Ophidimancer is coming from.
I think Haise did point out that "casual play" is fine but "casuals" sounds like an insult. and I would agree with that.
I found it hilarious. They didn't
And then we went on about the Boardway actors, the worldbuilders...
The rug just wants to give you a hug 
it's not its fault that ||its suffocating|| XD
Our party wizard got tired of casting and used dimension door to get right behind the necromancer archmage to punch him????
🤣 To this day, my boyfriend doesn't trust rugs
i think anyone (or thing) that wants hugs should get them
You have to understand that I simply can't address everyone when I make a simple blanket statement
thanks for the fish react haen
Oh no it's fine, I just took it as an opportunity to share
"I sympathize with the casual (dnd) players, but yes of course I am excluding the Boardway guys and the worldbuilder guys!"
I agree mimics aren't that strong by a certain level.
But they're fun to use with low level parties
yep i support all dnd players except people who meet on a tuesday
I would climb into a mimic if it said It had a switch 2 and a copy of pokopia inside
Ha! I meet on Tuesdays and Thursdays, so I still get support anyway >:)
you get 50% of support
It's better than 0% :)
real dnd fans know the only right time to meet is every 5th day (except tuesdays) at high tide /silly
I draw the line at meeting on Mondays
Those people actually need to step on lego bricks /s
I have a regular mondy game c:
btw sublime any ideas what uncommon magic item should i pick up for my giga repeller in big big fish
I'm bad with magic items, uhh
real same thats why im asking you 
I like Gauntlets of Ogre Power? Though I just like stuff that give a super high amount of fixed stats in general
Wand of magic missiles is pretty good in Big Big Fish iirc
Cloak of Billowing
I have two campaigns happening at the same time in the same universe, Tuesday is underdark crew, who are trying to find where a horde of monsters came from, and Thursday is frantically trying to stop a calamity on the surface
noted
maybe you should play what im using lol its 240ft knockback per round
sounds like a haen thing
I'm only not joining BBF because I only enjoy talking about 4/6
I don't actually want to run around multiclassing and holding onto a TTB guide for dear life
multiclassing is awesome
Multiclassing is awesome but there aren't enough classes
im using a warlock 3/fighter 3/monk 14 lmao you definitely shouldnt stick to ttb for big big fish
I wish 5e had like... 100 proper classes
League of Dungeons
thats a lot of options to sift through for the best one
Or is it Dragons of Legends
I want more caster types
Yes!
I want them to bring back the optional gestalt ruleset as a semi official thing >:3
yeah i think warlock being the favourite class of pretty much every high tier optimizer is pretty telling lol
I want to see dread necromancer, beguiler and warmage back
we've got psion on the horizon more than likely c:
Fullcasters that have a very limited spell list around one theme but have their entire class spell list as spells known
just in general alternative rules for levelling are interesting, the thing we were talking about lets casters be level 10, half casters 15 and martials 20 which is a really cool idea
New psion is so dull
Of all the things they could do, they just made another fullcaster
Bards however
I like Bards
I need a dancing jester bard to play next...
I want more caster types
Another finger on the monkey's paw curls
more like fards /silly
Oof, I would prefer not this.
3/4th caster (8th level spell slot at level 20) could also be interesting XD
I take 1d6 psychic damage
3/4 caster would be interesting yeah
I'm alright with 12 classes (screw Artificer) , I just want more interesting sub classes
Though I don't trust WOTC's balancing ability when it comes to making the non-caster part of such a class into a worthwhile trade-off
gish extra attack at the minimum c:
just write your own ttrpg then duh 
Yes, I really should
maybe call it something like -5e
.5e
i call it Fivey
Have it be 5e inspired/compatible and you're good
3.5 might be worth checking out if you haven't already, if you love that modular crunch
I love 3.5e but epic levels are so poorly designed that they make my brain hurt
i think you look like captain crunch
or pathfinder/pf2e 
hii nacho 👋
Epic levels never got the proper rebalancing from 3.0 yeah.,
Pathfinder not having Warlock is sad but we did get the Witch
speaking of alternate level progression haen wdyt of doing something where we allow one use of the dreaded multisubclassing
This is why I don't homebrew 5E. Once I start thinking about all the things I want to change I've gotten rid of classes entirely, at which point I really would be better off just playing a different game.
thats so valid
h o w d o y o u k n o w
I wasn't even typing!
Exactly. At that point, might as well make a game
my evil psychic powers of course
So I don't bother. And I just play 5E pretty close to unaltered.
Narrator: In truth, Wings just casted a lucky Faerie Fire in a random corner and it somehow hit Nacho, who somehow failed the save
no i used my uncle detector
Sure let's call it that
What's the funniest way to replace a lost limb in DnD?
5E runs just fine as long as you set your expectations in line with generic D&D.
Pick Undying Warlock /s
warlock pact for a random monster limb that doesn't obey you at all and gets you into shenanigans
Overall I'd want a system with
- epic level progression built into the game from the start
- good spell/magic item creation mechanics
- symmetrical PC/NPC design (an NPC wizard is built like an actual wizard, not an arbitrary number of d8 hit dice and X/Day innate spells)
- more build variety within classes (feats more frequently, invocation-type design/talents/whatever you want to call it)
- more types of caster classes with more meaningful differences
- no trivial armor dipping
- martials that actually do stuff
- bears being a species of fish
- high number of classes in general
- gold as XP or something similar as the core reward mechanic
- the game not breaking apart with downtime
- the game not breaking apart if you have below 10 encounters per day
- the game not breaking apart once you unlock a certain spell level
Mimic Prosthetic?
Bears being a species of fish!!
Yeah, either bears already being fish or bears being fishable (3.5e lets you apply the aquatic subtype to a bear with a ritual in Savage Species)
I was going to suggest sentient item prosthetic. Liking a sentient sword, except it's your hand and it keeps back talking you
the overlap in spell lists is just way too much rn
Sentient Prosthetic Limb
Fishing bears for meat for daily survival is nice
i love the idea of symmetrical npc design and gold as xp
Funniest limb replacement?
A kobold in your trenchcoat
Hehe, funny... I might do that
Awakened topiary cut into the shape of a limb.
Not sure id want that
kind of like how lancer has items based on your level instead of your money
Spell list overlap is another thing, though I'm in favor of having sorc and wizard just use the same spell list as they did in 3.5
What's funny is if I do do this, my sorcerer player is gonna keep on talking to his prosthetic foot the whole campaign
Replace the entire body.
this post was made by the School of Necromancy gang
My warlock keeps talking to the lich in his head whenever they encounter undead (it's an undead themed campaign)
Make it so that slots from all classes are kept separate and only work with spells of that class
That then opens up options to make different caster types have a different number of slots, like sorc getting +1 slot of every level to make up for the fact that they're known casters and can't just switch their stuff around every day
the old half-dragon statblock modifier is a thing, and sea serpents are a type of dragon in Fizban's so technically anything can be a 'fish' if you port or back port either of those 
Mmm... Curse of Theseus
This reminded me of Harry Potter
People shipping Strahd? It better be with a wooden stake. /jk
strahd x tatyana crashed and burned a long time ago
(but don't tell strahd that)
Watch me solve shipping issues with ao3
Strahd and that PC in the campaign he's obsessed with
Look up the "bears are fish" tag
I'd like more modular classes; things like the cleric/druid level 1 feature that lets you pick between more spellcasting or a more martial setup or just a straight up feat based system like the Eldritch Invocations
There's absolutely no way someone added a bears are fish tag in ao3
You underestimate the big big fish
No there’s absolutely no way someone hasn’t
Strahd being disloyal smh
Look I'd be wildly concerned if such a thing exists
(to himself)
I forgot which server we were in and almost accidentally sent a "What tags I think a Strahd fan fiction on Ao3 would have"
Namely because I've waited for ages for more self DM ao3 fics on existing modules but all we got is like what, Descent Into Avernus?
A Curse of Strahd fic would be really cool
Sigh, I'll get writing
Honestly everyone knows the strahd story, the idea of “what does it take for strahd to break his perceived loyalty and what happens when that happens” sounds like an awesome campaign pitch
The only fic with a "bears are fish" tag is my own so far
Thanks I appreciate
Toxic Yaoi and Old Man Yaoi have to be there with him and Rahadin
I have seen some D&D fics that are hilarious but so many not appropriate for this server.
Oh that’s just Kasecna
Aaaand were teetering towards that edge 
someone I know is DMing a campaign where barovia has somehow crashed into faerun, and strahd became big Strahd and started 1984 government.
I have a fic about what would happen if Harry Potter was one of the best D&D 5e optimizers
…want
Correction. Someone's DM that I know.
I can’t believe we got a Kas x Vecna Heated Rivalry post in #dnd-social-feeds
A lot of stuff in ao3 seem to be original fiction with mild references to Faerun/dnd rules, I was enjoying self DM fics cuz it felt like reading a podcast on that front
I actually like the idea of bear fish, is there an official statblock for that?
Polar bear, yes
No...
I’m sorry a what
Polar bears are fish
Polar fish are bears
Are fish polar bears?
People on the D&D team clearly are aware of Kas x Vecna
that just rebooted my brain 😭
That seems more logical.
I guess Strahd just forgot || about Ireena ||
I need this post urgently
Dnd but it's just the polar arctic and 500 miles of ice and water. And 5000 fish bear.
Could probably scroll up on the channel. Not sure how long it’s been.
"Take 2d6 plot hole damage." [REDACTED] told them. "You're going to Eberron by means that shatter the worldbuilding of the Eberron setting."
In which they play Vecna: Eve of Ruin
That sounds like icewind dale actually 🤔
I've heard Vecna eve of ruin is poorly written. I've read scathing posts on it.
It’s alright
Too much interesting geography, not enough miles and miles and miles of ice and snow.
I'm running it right now, im actually a fan of it. The only thing though is that it feels like an anthropology(?) kinda adventure with a bunch of oneshots
Hi!
Eve of Ruin isn't a module, it's a guide to planning your campaigns that shows you an example of what not to do
WE DID?
Eve of Ruin isn’t the worst I’ve seen in 5e modules
On a sort of fanfic related note, I keep thinking about trying to play a Dragonlance game that plays with the fact the players know the plot and the story. Like a T.I.M.E stories type thing.
Imagine being players aware they are in Dragonlance, 1 year before the Cataclysm
Oh that's a campaign I'm playing in, better get out before any spoiler- WHAT
Imagine finding out you are in Cyre 1 week before the Mourning
anthology 
Now we getting spoilers appearing
I really really actually wanna play a Vecna/Kas game set right in the midst of ||Vecna’s corruption and ascension, their friendship breaking, Kas becoming a vampire, all the good stuff.|| It’ll probably be my next campaign. (General spoilers for Vecna lore)
This is true
Raistlin must Live/Die!
Hey guys, I cant remember if this is a topic we arnt suppose to talk about, the use of AI in dnd in general, can I ask this question without getting a warning strike?
Yes, just no ai generated content
Artificial Garbage will never be used by me, personally.
Agreed!
Yes that's the word 😅
Like wise
We'd rather avoid it as it tends to derail into non-D&D but it's not forbidden just needs to be a bit more cautious and might be moved to #non-dnd-topics if it derails
Or survivors of the Cataclysm that have been sent back in time, Terminator style, to warn people of the impending doom.
Thank you, see I enjoy using it as a TOOL but not a complete replacement.
Everyone here is also anti AI in general for good reason so brace yourself for the responses you'll get
I feel DND is all about creativity. Why use plagarism machine?