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JIMMY it's just table salt not salt
ok sorry đĽş
Artificers invent cutting-edge problems, then try to solve themâloudly and often with collateral damage.
Everytime someone mentions Artificers I think of that mechanic guy from TF2
Yeah (If I was playing XP I would) I find it odd anyway that they seem to be CR 23-27 I was always under the impression they weren't that far away from deities power wise
I canât believe Iâm writing this, but I think I could get behind a faith focused on mood lighting and evening wear.
Are naps included
Iâll worship any god if they could provide me a full 8 hoursâŚ
Brains over brawn? Mind over matter? These canny warriors rightly answer, âWhy not both?â
my take on psi warriors
You now get 8 full hours of sleep each night, but are simultaneously plagued with sleep paralysis and nightmares 
Do i wake up tired and grumpy?
Youâre researching ancient arts and drawing runes. Itâs okay to just say you want to be a witch! rune knight
The god Morpheus welcomes you
Obviously. And coffee no longer helps 
Note to self: create a spell that lets you throat-punch people with your ghost.
Jokes on you, caffeine doesnt help already
A literature club a close friend of mine is in is hosting a DnD night
Our entire friend group just came together to convince them
That's nice
5 tables:
"1 urban fantasy
2 contemporary
3 urban horror like SCP
4 horror/thriller
5 folklore/mythology"
Tentacles, psychic powers, beings from beyond the starsâone personâs bad dream is another personâs good time. AM sorcrer
Later on in the fathomless warlock section Tasha actually has to clarify that her slightly suspicious love of tentacles is not freaky
I'm unsure if dnd is the best system for urban horror
famothless warlock đ
I never understood why some people get so jittery about tentacles. Have you ever had octopus nigiri? One of the few pieces of evidence of a benevolent multiverse.
Its def not, but it can work fine enough
This sounds amazing
It actually may be one of the worst ones for that
it's basically "GUYS IT'S NOT FREAKY I JUST LIKE SUSHI"
I know finding housing in Greyhawk is rough, but when genies or warlocks offer you cheap rent, run.
dnd is not THAT suitable for many types of settings, people just default to it because it's the only system most people know
Why genies
Its good for medieval European fantasy
Damn now i wanna eat sushi
Tasha also points out she likes twilight clerics because she literally just likes the aesthetic (quote: "evening wear and mood lighting")
DND is fine for most settings if you still do typical dnd gameplay loops. Space dungeon and space dragons etc
Pirate and steampunk can also work very well if you add some slight homebrew
Is there sushi in dnd or has it not been invented yet?
eating raw anything came before eating cooked anything
Ehhhh
How do they actually prepare the raw fish so you don't get horrible food poisoning
Sushi is not just raw fish you dummy
this is 100% a mood. I'd play Twilight clerics for the aesthetic alone
Historically, not fully
there's also rice
related: they don't make sushi from fresh water fish for this reason
Well one type of sushi is ye, just raw fish
Once fire became prevalant we sorta just started doing stuff
but still
I know I'm asking specifically about the fish cause that's the part that would make you sick if not prepared properly
though IIRC there are cooked and even vegetarian rolls
For all you novice wizards thinking about magic training, seriously consider apprenticing. I know liches who are still paying off their academy loans.
no one is saved from the cold hand of capitalism
And sushi specifically came from a way of fermentation
you mean to tell me that the first cyanobacteria to develop the organelles necessary to eat trees had to cook it first?
not even liches
Atleast liches have their entire life to pay it off 
True lol
I was speaking of humans but there are also animals that eat âcookedâ food
Just become a warlock, all you need to do is avoid all the fiends and choose the right Archfey.
You think they have problems?, Do you know how expensive bard schools are?
No clue
and they ain't even makin that much
"Well, darn. Whatever could have happened to the spells Mordenkainenâs Bountiful Back-Patting, Hewardâs Hot Air, and all the rest? Iâm sure I submitted the spells they insisted I include herein. Seems they got lost in the shuffle. Shame."
Well how would you even contact the correct archfey just wander around in the feywild until you find a funny one?
But the Fiends are cool
i really wanna know what "Heward's Hot Air" did now
Cernunnos is pretty cool, you just have to hunt
There's some bit in the spell flavouring section where Tasha added chicken legs to all her spells i think
After much thought- sushi probably doesnt exist in dnd
Fiend sounds pretty much like "Friend". And Archfey sounds like... something boring
Beeg deer
First steps towards inventing hot air balloons
That's sad
Kara-tur probably has it
Nigiri exist through
Oh forgot about them
weirdly enough
WHy couldn't sushi exist in D&D?
Nvm it probably exists
It's not like it's particuarly special or difficult to make.
Koryo is DnD japan
Seaweed, mostly
But theres a lot of factors into why sushi became a thing
it prob does it just aint mentioned but tasha on the other hand does mention that she likes Nigiri
Fiends certainly want to be your friends
when talking about famothless warlocks
Sushi also emerged in a specific cultural context. Consider that it used to be street food.
I have the urge to say something random so:
You folks should play a Firbolg... EVENTUALLY! đŠď¸
Theres a cultural aspect, a scientific aspect, a resource aspect
still is, just. yk, Bloody expensive sometimes
Mostly eaten by poor dock workers. One of the few things that was considered acceptable to eat by hand.
Who doesnât love magic items? The desire for them is one of the few things Mordenkainen and I have in common. And magic tattoosâtheyâre especially fun. I think tattoos are a reason robes are so popular with wizards. Robes cover the ankle and lower-back tattoos so many of us got as apprentices. Donât even ask.
that's my patron, close enough
It's rice, fish, and seaweed
Firbolgs are
Giant related âď¸
Fey related âď¸
And pretty chill people
Play a Firbolg!
Don't think I've even heard someone consider playing one now that I think about it
This is a known phenomenon. Something that starts out working class eventually becomes elite. It happened with Dionysos, punk clothing, lobster, caviar...
Tasha we talkin abt sushi and firebolgs
I'm gonna be playing a Firbolg Wildmagic Sorcerer soon
i love eating sushi with my tacos in d&d
i have a friend playing a firbolg!! they have a 24 passive perception. we accused them of smelling things approaching, as opposed to seeing.
say what?
Food is a tool of worldbuilding is all I'm saying.
Baguettes and Pizza exist in Faerun
Was my 2nd character i ever played
He left the party after 3 sessions
did you know theres two races that are immune to a damage type at any given time
My undead warlock got herself a pact without selling her soul.
She did have to survive a genocide and watched her own family get killed, get enslaved and abused, and barely survived a su1cide attempt, so I wouldn't say she got off scot free.
are you suggesting making sushi tacos? i like what you're saying cow-wizard
And so does Khoresh
ooo which species and what damages?
i think yuan ti is immune to poison
to my recollection, Elminster enjoys root beer qhen he's on Earth
I'm going to try it
I like Firbolgs because they basically get Speak with Beasts and Plants for free, although it's one sided..
They have advantage on Charisma checks to influence them too!
sneks basically
the grung are also immune to posion
Resistant
Ok, so my party and I need some help with a problem we're gonna need to solve.
i thought they were resistant?
What races?
Anyone got any ideas for how to safely remove a child's spine (reviving him or using wish are not options)
100% immune
...what
Sounds like a rough party if a Firbolg doesn't wanna stay in their company lol
I'm sorry, what?
Just kill the child?
Can it just be like Star Wars where we make food fantastical by making it blue
Uhm... Huh
We need context here pal
this is not okay. . .
Is the child already dead?
Maybe give more context instead of just saying that?
Cast fireball
fireball
Just eat monsters as food.
The backstory was they lived in a big tree with other firbolgs, got kicked out by government, came back to protest and the tree burned down
There is no way to "safely" remove a spine. You can't live without a spine
So many replies I am gonna reply to
He attuned to a magic item we REALLY need (it's a key to the vault holding our BBEG), and it turned into his spine. We would prefer to get it out safely
i honestly dont think we do
You see, you should've lead with that.
It left a single seed of which my character gently picked it up, then went âit is my time. I must goâ and left
I have a cousin who lives without a brain. But without spine? That's complicated.
Not gonna happen.
fascinating, and the other?
an npc's spine has attuned with a macguffin?
Close your eyes guys
A remove curse spell maybe? But if you have to actually remove the spine, youâre SOL
Nah just kill the child atp
You'll just have to either kill the kid or bring the kid to the vault.
Simply cast Knock
Uhm... Any spells you have access to?
living whit no spine would be just hellish
Cast Fireball
Cast Fireball at the child
to my knowledge its only pure blood yuan ti and Grung
Yes
I think killing a child would be incredibly distasteful tbh
Find a necromancer willing to produce a Clone of the kid, then safely transfer the soul
Do they have more options tho?
We have 2 (hopefully soon 3) of the 5, but the previous were all attuned to villains, so we didn't have to worry about just killing them.
Not hellish. Impossible. Your nerves are in it. Your breathing, heart regulation and organ function passes through that.
Itâs actually not impossible!
THIS also makes a good side quest THIS
The heart literally cannot beat without the spine.
You dont need a heart to live
gonna make a half yuan ti and half grung to keep the poison immunity but have neither of the other two species features
Why is resurrection not an option?
My solution?
See if the child has any control over the magic item first
Now, its def near impossible in dnd
You need a pump for the blood not a heart
My guess is level
Well it doesn't have to be a necromancer, but a Clone spell would most likely belong to one
But irl? You can survive with just a head!
push the npc up against the door. i like this
this isn't how half species works but it is kinda funny
the head that wouldn't die!
We just dont know how to put the head back on, so you die eventually
Make up a potion you need to find to separate the kid with the item
that's something the dm would need to do
Death is when your heart ceases functioning. If your head is separated, your heartbeat stops immediately.
And what about creating a spine using magic?
Our Aasimar death cleric is the son of Kelemvor and is very much of the opinion that the dead should stay dead. We also have to roll to see if resurrection spells work, effectively rolling against the god of death
what level is your party?
Hey guys
And then do a spine transplant
I don't think there's any practical way unless you have the Regeneration spell
My one idea is casting regenerate, but I don't know if the kid could last long enough
Alright here are possible solutions: Remove curse may unbind the magic item safely.
Well idk but the DM taste to get to this point is huh without any hinted solutions
Currently 13
It would not.
A bit of a semantics argument here, you can have a conscious thinking creature without a beating heart
Have the barbarian rip off his spine and then cast it
And that conscious thinking creature is dead.
soul trap... shove the kind in a construct >_>
Oh yikes... Uh what's their opinion on the reincarnate spell? I assume also not a big fan?
We've figured out that dispel magic can unattune the items, but then the child doesn't have a spine
We are intricately discussing the details of murdering a child via surgical operation in the D&D discord server
...his spine IS the key?
We don't have a barbarian
Ah, the magic item literally is the spine, not just fused to it?
Can I give another idea?
Your party sucks /jk
chill
And technically semantics wise this is debatable
Well, technically, the child isn't supposed to die yet, maybe present that as an argument?
(Also, why aren't they a Grave Cleric lol? Death Clerics love Necromancy)
The key became his spine. Our Warlock/Monk has one, and it tore out his eye and replaced it
Someone whit good stats in str maybe?
Alright then. Your only two solutions are to either kill the kid and remove the spine from his corpse, or bring him to the vault and ask him to open it.
Legally speaking you arent dead until youre not alive
"No barbarian? 0/10 party"
yeah, take the soul out of the body, put it in a new body. you're level 13, you can pull this off
I guess he just figured a death cleric was better for a son of death
Wait, if your BBEG is in a vault, why do you care? Just leave him locked up
Exactly
you don't HAVE TO kill someone to take their soul
"Oh man my fireball"
so it appears that you need to expose the spine to the surface necessary to unlock it, then dump like 40 billion spell slots on Cure Wounds so this doesn't just murder them
But the items, the precious boss items
As a St. John's Brigade member. Removing the spine, even with a theoretical 100% safe procedure that ensures no injury from the procedure itself, involves yeeting out the spinal cord, meaning it completely paralyses the person
Could be a legend of zelda situation, just the power leaking out is enough to threaten the world.
Or the vault is in a bunker.
I don't think that makes sense as Grave Clerics also fall under the death domain, but they're more benevolent, but that's just semantics
they're level 13, they can do fancy stuff.
yeah
Maybe he's casting a Karsus level spell
cast fireball
Yknow maybe killing the kid is better at this point
Or, find another way to enter the vault.
Yes
Grave Clerics' gods are gods of the dead, Death Clerics' gods are gods of death. Grave Clerics have Hades, Death Clerics have Thanatos. Or similar comparison.
We have (including potential companions), 2 rogues, 2 clerics, 2 warlocks (one multi-monk), a paladin (he had to leave the game for a while), a druid (currently on leave), and a sorcerer
My pfp is my Tabaxi Grave Cleric of Kelemvor, his name was Nokiin!
He got spirited away to a different realm as a child
I cast counter spell while subtle spelling it đ¤Ł
Because this legit sound like torture
if gas can seep through the door's cracks, cloudkill the entire vault
do you have an artificer or access to an artificer?
soul trap the npc, put the soul in a construct, take the key out of the body.
have an artificer build a spine, insert that in the body, grab the soul again, put it back in the original body.
whamo bamo, there you go.
I thought it was the Cheshire Cat from Alice in the Wonderland
Kelemvor, notably, is a God of the Dead.
Yeah like "nah we goin to rip off your spine kid, sorry"
âDont worry, youll be alive through the whole thing!â
Or would you like the shiny ball kid?
There's a whole "the seal is weakening, we have to kill it before it escapes on it's own"
...why are you going to such simplistic routes? it's not like they're level 3
"fireball"
Don't try to semantics me, Bucko!
I can play this game forever /silly/joking
What is this, D&D but in the SAW Franchise?
I mean, you could just wait outside the seal then
anyway, as a dm i'd definitely facility a soul transfer
If its gonna happen might as well just jump the dude when they escape
Ask your DM what the heck they are doing.
I mean we recommend different solution to them but they don't seem to do anything
"Counter spell"
YES I was thinking the same
seems to be a lot of conversation going on, from different directions to be fair.
I love that spell
succeeds Con save
Is there no duplication spell they can use to create a duplicate of the child's spine?
i tried to issue a solution and they just pretended i didn't say that
Lucky reroll
to not, yk. just rip it off
"silence spell"
Not how Lucky works.
My current favorite spell is Synaptic Static..
It's Intelligence saving throw fireball that does Psychic damage and give penalties to enemy rolls đ
looks like they've got a lot of people talking at them from different direction
Like, if this seal is gonna break anyways why do you need to open it?
You don't happen to have access to time stop do you?
can't cast silence as a reaction! spell!
Oh no its disadvantage
Your right my bad
Still not how it works
Idk .. I am too new never played đ
The "dude" is the phsyical embodiment of ambition itself; one does not simply "jump the dude."
Its not?
welcome to the hobby!
you have to call lucky BEFORE you roll something
Arent you opening the seal to fight them anyways
Time stop is 9th Level, and if they had access to that, they could just use the Wish that they most likely have and wouldn't be wracking their brain for solutions.
Thats jumping the dude
One player got it from drinking a wild magic potion, but that's way too up to chance
Ooooooh ok i didnt knwo that
Tbf I been around for years but oh well always scared
Lucky gives you advantage on a roll, it's not a pure reroll like Heroic Inspiration is
scared of.... d&d? roleplaying?
Oooo were talking lv 9 spell combos
You should be scared, it's full of spiders.
Its advantage on your own rolls or on an enemy's attack rolls against you. You cannot influence a target's saving throws. (And I think ability checks)
Scared of getting into the hobby also no friends irl so yea
We'll be your friends
They specifically said wish wasn't an option I wanted to know if something else would be
I don't play D&D with any irl friends and I'm okay!
(I'm delusional, send help.)
We don't really have time to just wait, with all the pawns the BBEG has running around trying to free it while fulfilling their own ambitions. The one's we've encountered so far are twin cult leaders, a buffed Strahd, an undead Giant King, and the ancient orange dragon we're currently fighting.
well im glad you're getting into it.
Have you tried looking around your local area? cafes, libraries, bookstores, school/uni clubs (or talking with students/faculty), local game stores/hobby shops, maybe even music stores?
Uh... Why before? Just get yourself at the entrance, ready to ambush it and kill it when it tries to leave?
...I know? I was telling DemonXBreaker that if they had access to lvl 9 spells, they wouldn't even have a problem.
Oh ok I dont use lucky much my main go to feats are lile sheild mastery and fate gambler
Oh woops sorry
Could be a legend of zelda moment, his power is hurting people thousands of miles away with what is leaking out already.
So waiting will doom the world by the time he is out.
We also don't know where the seal is, if it's even a physical location to begin with
This is true
Nealen
Are we potentially making it to the Fight against Lord Soth tonight btw?
Also âthe seal could open any day nowâ relative to an immortal could be, like. In a hundred years
I am hopeful. But need to check after class today.
...I misread that as Lord Sith and got slightly interested, then realized I misread, and now I'm dissapointed there is no Lord Sith.
Lord Soth being way cooler.
Remember people, the bartender can give you hints of things that happen in the town
The barbershop will give you a lot more of info about anything like that.
Lord Soth is an INSANE Aura Farmer
Isnât lord Soth just d&d darth Vader anyway?
That is a comparison people like to make but not really.
Oh yikes uhm... That's a few powerful servants... So how much time do you have to spare? Weeks? Months?
I live in a very small island that I don't speak the language off, no university here or a game shop (barely any shops), no libraries and even before that it mostly came down to , not the same language and constantly moving and idk
Well, online gaming it is then, eh!
His kingdom was burning down around him and he just sat on his throne, when people came to check the wreckage they found Lord Soth as a Death Knight still on the THRONE
Brother has AURA
Fun thing about Soth's fall it was really a "Everyone here is at fault here"
Strahd like backstory but everyone was being the awful person it kinda just compounded into the newly made Death Knight.
No mic , and I don't live alone so it's constantly noisy and no privacy
See I been trained so good at giving excuses 𤣠fr tho idk but I plan to stick around
I'm hoping we can potentially talk to Lord Soth and attempt to reason, what with the multiverse being at stake
have you considered text based games?
Out of every bad guy you met, he would be most likely to listen.
Yayyy! Lord Chad back at it again!
I might buy a mic but i might move by the end of the year and it's so difficult to find time alone to roleplay as a Goblin Lord
Like in discord or choose your own story or solo ttrpgs?
Time Stop + Glyph of Warding
Oooo I like this one
Speaking of Lord Soth and him being Not! Darth Vader, that reminded me of Darth Sion, and the fact that I have yet to hear of a BBEG using things like Death Ward to just...refuse to die.
i have a lot of fun in very slow paced, play by post, text based games.
I play them with a bunch of other people over discord.
I remember I joined one server but then left cus I didn't have time and my character got deleted
Lord Soth is a villain yes, but he is still a Knight after all. Has his honor and chivalry still.
One of my mire used ones if I only have 1 lv9 spell (wich is normaly the case)
Blade of disaster + steel wind strike (upcasted)
there are games like that. good games are generally chill with you playing to whatever extent you enjoy
I tried some other server which were dead silent
My favourite class is warlock but I am due to play as a wizard so I do unhealthy ammouny of resurch
those are common
Do not disturb the Tombs
-# disturb the tombs, do it i double dog dare you
Is that a challenge?
The dare fails due to being a cat person, not a dog person
Indeed đ
I made some character meanwhile and trying to act smart in this server till I get bored and give up and repeat the same next year
I CAST THUNDERWAVE
Valid point, in that case I double cat dare you
Can be heard from 300ft away i belive unless thats shatter
My double cats said no.
well, i'm sure you'll find a game that feels right for you. it can take time to find the right "Table" especially if you're very particular.
I think the problem is on my side cus too many problems than with finding the One table
That's thunderwave, you're correct đ
knowing what you want, and what you can commit, is big
Good good that would have been embarrassing if I got it wrong đ¤Ł
I get to play my Bugbear Ranger more tomorrow đ
He's on the lower end of HP in the party so I worry for his life (he only has a +1 to con lol) but he's a ranged character for the most part and long arms help with melee just in case
To be fair, with the amount of spells in dnd and how many details some of them can have. It's not as embarrassing as you'd think to get a spells description long đ
I thought for the longest time that mage hands weight limit was 5 but I was recently told it was actually 10 by one of my players
This is very true
You have a favourite spell?
The trick is to get a Tiny Servant/Unseen Servant trigger the Glyph a second before the duration of the servant ends
Chromatic orb (very underrated first level spell) and haste đââď¸
My favourite ones are True Polymorph and Shapechange
Oooooooh thays actually really smart the glyph dose good dammahe to if im correct irs around 8d10
I like contingency
No no i mean trigger the Time Stop
Talking about favorite spells eh?
I'm partial to Shocking Grasp, Spirit Gaurdians and Synaptic Static...
All three of which I'll eventually have on my Knowledge Cleric đ
spirit guardians my beloved
Ashardalon's Stride reminds my favorite
i carry a locket with a piece of paper that has Spirit guardians description written on it
Cha Cha Slide real smooth through your enemies while doing passive fire damage.
Oooo yes chromatic orb is a amazing spell for its level mine has to be
Hex (also underrated)
True Polymorph my beloved, you get to use that one homebrewed monster your DM used against the party ages ago
I kinda like flame strike
Ooooh yes I love that one
And Hallow
I miss Cataract of Fire
That with a sorcerer who is twinning it? Oh my goodness that is insane at lower levels
My favourite cleric spell is clam emotions
Have no idea what I'm gonna replace my Cleric with if he dies đ¤
Probably a Druid
Fire spells are a classic
I tend to go down the sorlock build so yea
A second monk has hit the campaign perhaps?
I should try a build like that one of these days đ¤
the humble spirit guardians
cleric V2
Alas, no, I don't like playing the same classes as other people in campaigns lol
Honestly its hard to split spells at the start but once you get the hand of it its really powerful
(oh yeah no neither it's just a funny idea)
Also a very peak spell
Oh wait, yeah, no, duh
I already have a planned back up character for Waterdeep
That Bard guy
Don't go to Waterdeep
We've been there, most of us live there
I don't have anything remotely resembling a backup character. The best I can say is maybe I'd play fighter
I actually pulled off Cataract of Fire using the Macguffin and a whole deal of prep time. And in Hindsight, I know get why the Princess was basically "Please get the hell out of my Kingdom you just helped me get back."
Well i went and ended up BLOODY EATEN
Yea basically idk if I can commit also work is tiresome hopefully I join a one Shot just to try it for now I have to buy a mic
Dex or Str fighter?
"Most of us" the five (four?) party members very much have a shared home we all live in
I had never been eaten in any of my previous games.
I wouldn't want the crazy Wizard Fairy who just turned a Cities lake into a towering pillar of fire in my lands either.
See I like dex fighters conceptually. I have more fun with them. Plus I still don't think the party needs strength next to toby.
It'd depend my idea though
One idea iv had for a while is a lv 10 sorlock 4 warlock (fathomless) 6 (fire dragonic) Sorcerer for the concept of flames in the ocean type thing
Okay that's actually pretty sick, I've always been a fan of the fire and ice or fire and water stuff đ
The fathomless is one of my favourite warlock subclasses its in my top 3 amd draconic fire dragonic is a clear choice for the scorching ray hex combo
Plus the theme is sick
My favorite character was the youngest son of a Noble House in Waterdeep. I played a long campaign there and my DM let me use my family's name as a line of credit, it was really fun, actually.
Cool
Ma cow is from rashemen
what about pa cow?
Minotaur, still in Rashemen
i was making a joke about "ma" and "pa"
I have a crazy story from earlier today but itâs too long for chat đ
Damn not i get it, mb mate
There's #tales-from-the-table where you can explain it in as much detail as you want!
That's why i got dms (if u wanna share it whit a random)
it wasn't a very good joke
Neither was 4e's lore changes. 
Iâll explain in DMs đ
Iâll explain in DMs đ
Bro might be a botâŚ.
ye im rather scared now
Was nice knowing you
The acc is pretty new and they joined today to the server
And they repeat the same lines in other chats
I mean, nothing important lost if we just block them.
ima block them just in case
hmm..... would a reverse false hydra force those under its influence to remember everything?
Yea got bot vibes pretty fast
The idea doesn't make a lot of sense, there's no clear "reverse" for that so it'd be whatever you make up.
good point
tbh as long as u dont click any links you are fine
Make a real hydra, so it makes things people always remember being real
so like, a true hydra, thats in the monster manual no problem
Oh is it?
no, bc those people do not foget everything
more so a if it eats someone the story of that person will be shared with everyone in the radius and theyll remember them as a dear friend or sth?
yeah just a normal hydra
hi im new but i love D&D i usaly am a rought and i have some strange charicters i make
Oh i meant more so a creature that creates false memories of things that âalways existedâ
maybe it would cause everyone under its influence to remember everyone's memories. and instead it would feed on... hmm.... collective madness?
âSo, you all and tim walk across the bridgeâ
âWho the hell is tim?â
Tim, remember? From last week? I coulda sworn you guys met tim
"Tim for initiative rolls." 
For bonus points, get a player to add the gaslighting
imagine hiring a strange to sit in on the sessions as "Tim" but act as if they've always been there
I imagine trying to gaslight your players won't go over very well.
Thats the entire point of a false hydra tbf
Depends on how gullible your victims players are.
It could vary group to group. But yeah it's at least an idea to put thought into before commiting
well, have Tim bring snacks. and just say they've always been the one to bring those snacks. that's like, the main bonus of having Tim there each time.
Itâs hard to do a false hydra now that theyâre well known
Good morning everyone!!!!
Gaslighting their characters isn't quite the smae as gaslighting the players.
Yeah I wouldn't even try
Plenty of attempts at running the false hydra include gaslighting the players themselves as well
I put a False Hydra in the backstory of a town, but itâs not alive anymore, it was already slain
It's a great red herring, though. Start messing with their memories but have it not be a False Hydra at all.
have it be a mini false hydra that's only gone after livestock. "so you mean you run a dairy with only two cows, but your barn has room for thirty? don't you find that weird?"
The main benefit of the false hydra being so well known is that it makes it more acceptable to gaslight your players
Might work. But relatively telling that itâs so well known you gotta subvert it to keep it fresh
Best group to memory tinker with are the ones with no player notetakers. They either learn to document, or you get endless entertainment 
You can also use false hydra-tactics in other ways
Who mentioned that accursed creature
Such as forcing players into a dream, a false reality when they sleep
i think if i ever run a false hydra, that will actually be the quest. like, they'll go into that area fully knowing they need to get rid of the false hydra. its when they get into town that memory and whatnot becomes unreliable.
Start being inconsistent with locations
Erm hello chat. Am kinda sorta arguably new to the DND community, Iâve only DMâed and played DnD with some friends with a hard copy rule books before with poor rule enforcement and eventually tweaked our own rules - ok the point is Iâm unfamiliar with how the general DND community works and you can assume Iâm new đ¤
Am here to ask if I have poor time management and limited time and can only play over weekends what type of groups should I look for, and + if im technically new đđ
If I ever run a false hydra itâs not me Iâve been replaced by a doppelgänger
-# My apologies for the jokes I just really really hate the false hydra
I had my players get trapped in âthe pastâ, which was a dream made to keep them trapped
But they thought it was the starting town
I was very proud they realized that it was weird there was no church
Im not super into psychological horror nor do I think d&d is the best at supporting it, but then again I think thatâs why the false hydra was so popular, it being such a big curveball and all
Or should I post this in newcomers đ¤đĽ
I think the method peachrug mentioned just now is a good way of messing with your players and confusing them and being psychological-horror adjacent
I think the false hydra should stay where it belongs - in my distant memories (ironically)
Dnd in general isnt great at lots of horrors, there are better systems
Call of Cthulhu my bae
It seems so fun
Omg the false hydra would be so much better in that, imo
Honestly, don't bother with the false hydra.
I agree, but Iâd more apply that to someone wanting to run a full psych horror campaign rather than just a short couple session thing
Actually it would be so much better in a book and nowhere else
It's just not worth it. First off, it's been memed to death, everybody knows about it.
I think its fun to run at least once
Meenlocks would make great monsters for that
I love homebrew, I love the creativity it brings out in players⌠but holy hell I hate it
I kinda see it as a âyou had to be thereâ type of thing
Secondly, the problem with the false hydra is that it's a petty trick that goes against the design philosophy of the game
It's just cheap.
False hydra seems like a one trick pony, once someone knows what it is it's not really gonna work
Why is it a petty trick exactly?
I also donât think it works the first time. The first time I encountered it, I didnât know what the false hydra was, and it was still a horrible experience to me
I ran one and it was pretty fun
But it did require me to alter what it was, a little so. Take that as you will
Where's the saving throw against the enchantment effect? Do immunities apply? Nope. You just forget stuff. It creates dissonance between the player and the rules of the game that the player normally can count on, and it creates dissonance between player and character
plot twist: there's a killer in the village that is very careful and eliminating physical evidence that people existed, including using mind altering potions and spells. underground the killer's captured a series of gricks with masks fused to their heads, and tied them together. prepare to face the false false hydra.
Thereâs no save?!
It's more of a plot device than a monster
heya, new to the server, wanting help testing some homebrew monsters in combat, where would I go to find people who would like to just run a combat (for my actual campaign)
The False Hydra breaks the contract of the rules, the spirit of them.
They have a home brew section specifically for that. And they will be brutally honest and honestly brutal sometimes. But they will give you a decent breakdown
The world needs consistency, and the False Hydra simply does not fit in the contract of D&D.
I think it's possible to find a mountain shaped like a cow in FaerĂťn, right?
just cast "silence" you solved the problem
I don't know about a mountain shape like a cow but I know there is a rock shaped like a failed wizard somewhere
And while it may give you good sessions, the consistency is irrevocably harmed by the presence of the false hydra. It's not worth the cost of the good session it gave you
I mean, thatâs table dependent for sure i feel
consistency doesnt matter as long as people have fun
if you want consistency, then the intelligent characters with 20 intelligence should be able to roll intelligence to just "solve the puzzle"
Fun is... Honestly, I think it's a worthless word that we should stop using.
Having the DM pull a surprise on you to make for a great session.
Yes.
Im having flashbacks
Yeah I already expressed that idea some time ago
but you know very well, that the "fun" is aimed at the players
That's the Investigation Skill and yes.
I don't think players are gonna be permanently scarred and forever distrust their DM if they run false hydra once.
players arent consistent machines
Fair. But it still may end up creating certain assumptions that will be harmful to the game in the long term
hi
Ive withheld levels from specific players for story reasons, insta downed them, and plenty of other stuff that in a vaccuum arent considered âfunâ
If you want a permanently scar and distrust your DM, run through Palace of the silver Princess. When that garden comes to life in 30 killer plants attack all at once you're going to be making fear saves just to eat a salad after that
I disagree, but I do think it's inherently subjective. Doesn't make it useless.
as long as players enjoy the game, who cares?
though, i enjoy games where combat is predictable and follows the the actual RAW as closely, or even RAI
Players trust a dm who gives them a fun game
seems too hypothetical and subjective for me to agree with
The problem is that the community has conflated two definitions of the word so thoroughly that we're better off discarding the word altogether.
For many people inconsistency is extremely anti-fun.
but some crazy as groups just make up rules all the time, and that find that fun.. not my group but you do you
i also wouldnt enjoy skydiving
but someone ppl do
also i dont think this would convince anyone for anything, but it breaking conventions and expectations is the point. That's part of how horror operates, being unexpected. Yeah I think if you break that expectation a lot people will get paranoid but I think people will understand a false hydra encounter as a special circumstance
Yes, as long as everyone is on the same page in your group as explicitly and openly discussed, you're fine.
Part of the benefit of it being so well known
doesnt need to be. people just quickly decide if they find the game fun, and if not they jsut naturally filter themselves out
and dont come back the next game session
Once its revealed, its understood why it occurred- the rule breaking makes sense
False hydra just doesn't sound particularly fun to me
you dont have to talk about every little thing
But it should be, because just expecting it to work itself out can hurt people.
idk, i see people as adults, that know what they do or dont like
Yeah. In practice, most times it just goes one of two ways. Either the player know about the false hydra, and that's done quickly. Or the players don't, and are confused for the whole session.
And people's safety is of higher priority than "spontaneous fun."
I agree, we are adults
Adults can talk things out
if they see its not working, they'll more likely than not just leave the session or, bring it up and then leave the session
Confusion is a good thing, in moderation. Too much of it results in just not caring anymore
you'd think adults can talk things out đ¤Ł
I have dealt with groups of people in both recreational and professional settings. Exlicit and open discussion abotu safety and boundaries is a much better way of doing things.
sure, in spaces where people might die... or actually be hurt
Words and themes can infact hurt people
I have again dealt with people in many settings and in the realm of TTRPG people can actually get hurt.
It depends on the table
Oh right, you might want one in IRL tables.. online tables dont really matter too much
Plenty of ppl dont like doing the deep hearttoheart and vulnerability sharing, relying on trusting the table to be good with crossing that bridge when they get there
i've been playing mostly online.. i do plan on going irl, and yes its better to have that discussion there
Generally I feel like safety is important for both settings.
This is not a good approach for everyone
i think online setting can be ALOT more loose xD
Ok, as a dm it hurts for a player to drop my campaign
But its the preferred approach for some
I want communication, because i want people to have fun
for one, in an online setting, people cant exactly stand up and punch the other.. and no sane person is going to think the game you are playing is real life
I dont think one false hydra is gonna destroy a friendship unless the DM just sucked at running it
the worst case I'd realistically imagine is "I didn't like that session very much, it was confusing and not what a signed up for." which would be settled by a DM going "Alright, I figured it was worth trying a change of pace, so I won't do that again in this campaign unless you do want to try something more intrigue or horror based again"
And the biggest thing, why would you rather risk drama and hurt feelings instead of just talking things out?
I played games featuring child abuse as a plot point, games featuring body horror, parasitation, monsters that were basically xenomorphs, graphic descriptions of the result of disease, and every single type of violence you can imagine... I have no triggers, I am alright with any subject so long as they're thoughtfully treated. Regardless, talking about expectations is important because not everyone is like me.
it doesnt really matter online :/
the cost isnt really that high
Thats a very dangerous outlook
Treating others well always matters
Yeah a lot of assumptions happen when people don't talk safety and boundaries. And sometimes those assumptions don't blow up in people's faces, it's something of a crapshoot. Sometimes it does blow up, but only for one person, the one person who gets hurt and no one realizes it, and they leave the group without telling anyone.
So again, it's just better practices to actually talk about boundaries and safety.
online isnt real life tbh :/ if you dont like someone u can just block them and move on
Awful take
Nuance
if you dont like D&D group online, just leave and join a different group
A person isnt suddenly not real because you are only on a discord call with them
hi what do you think the most interesting monster/enemy is in dnd now?
This is such a violently antisocial take.
Sure it is.. you dont need to pay attention to people online that you dont care about :/
1 ensure you do everything you can do not risk doing something hurtful
2 it doesnt matter if you hurt others, dont care
3 I feel like both of these are extremes, and there are many options inbetween
you kind of have to care about them irl..
Is this what people think nowadays?
I care about plenty of people online
It's pretty subjective. But I like death slaads, mimics and beholders
No, this is pretty insane imo
yes, in that case, you care about what they think...
I mean, if someone can't contact me via Discord, they might as well no longer exist in a meaningful way. I don't see how that perspective is antisocial.
No, i care because i have empathy for others
Online play is just as important to go over safety and boundaries as irl play
you CHOOSE who you have empathy for and who you think are crazy person online
It doesn't mean they are not people. You can cut someone off for your own sake whle still acknowledging their humanity.
Not how psychology works
You're confusing empathy and sympathy.
That outlook isnt
But the harm done before the block still happened
What safety? they can't really do much, you can simply kick/block them
they dont really matter much to you
What they did still can
They literally can still do plenty
if i see some crazy online, i just block them and move on... slightly annoyed.. but it doenst affect me
hows that bad?
That is insanely ignorant of the dangers of the internet?
I think perhaps you might need some help. I am not saying this as an attack, I'm genuinely concerned.
That is also true. There are things blocking doesnt fix, though USUALLY it ends there
But by then the mental damage was done
It's not about the person itself. It's normal to dislike someone, it's normal to be completely uninterested in a given person. But basic concern is about the greater social climate you create around you. It's about the society.
wait, do you seriously not just block someone you dont like online and just move on?
they are not ENTITLED to your attention
That's not the concerning thing. The concerning thing is saying "they are not real people."
I don't block, no. Too much effort. I just ignore the person
Brains arent that easy
This is empathy vs sympathy, with sympathy being the more active and conscious one
Honestly i dont even know what to say
if that approach worked, cyberbullying wouldnt be a thing e.g.
They may be, but idc about them?
i've never been cyber bullied :/
bullied IRL
never said your were
That's a nice privilege to have. Be thankful.
no? i just dont give people online power over me, i just block them and move on
Why bother even blocking them if you don't care?
How is that related to what I said?
Just walking off without talking about stuff is also a problem in itself, even the tables I left and despised playing with, I told them my decision and the basis behind it
cause i dont want to see them spam my chat
So⌠it does effect you
Oh yeah, if they're spamming, sure.
its annoying
Just for the visual disconfort
sure? so i just block them
Howdy
i dont see why you have to give crazy peopel online your time
Thats not the point
why do you think they are entitled to your time and even thought
Hi
whats everyone think about the upcoming ravenloft curse of strahd thing? sequel? expansion? remake?
The point is it does damage to you
No one is saying you have to give people your time. We are saying you have to still regard them as people because to do otherwise is .. bad.
It is not a remake it's a setting book
more like annoyance as i put them in my block list
has no one here learned their lesson? no point in arguing really
wasn't van richten a setting book?
Okay, see, I hear what you're saying, but I'm not a fan of humanity to begin with. Too much human-related trauma. The only reason I stick around this mudball planet is for books, video games, manga, anime, and D&D. Frankly, I've met a great many animals far more socially evolved than humans. Sure, there's good folks around, but it's one of those 'bad apples ruined the bunch' situations. Unfortunately, human nature what it is, the problem's unsolvable save by elimination of the species.
sure, an annoying person... that i would prefer not to interact with further
- They aren't always crazy
- If you don't ever discuss or associate with them, then maybe, but if you are actually talking to them or at a dnd table with them, then it becomes a different matter usually
Regardless, I called your take antisocial because it has a detrimental effect on the society. A group of people is a society, and whether or not you care or not about a given person, you need the social net to be healthy. And your attitude is not healthy to the social net. It is individualistic to the point that it justifies damaging not just the person themselves, but the entire social circle.
hm tell me more, missed that one it seems
Yes. Its another setting book
Yeah this mindset is what causes the issues your having with humanity
like, a setting book specificially about barovia?
Spoken as a true student of history.
No Ravenloft in general
It remains to be seen anything about it, we don't know if it's an update or new material
I am not obligated to spend time with them if i don't nor want to
I aim to be a scholar and a gentleman.
Strahd is just on the cover. New dark lords will be in it and it will have stats for them.
ah. i wonder how much overlap there's going to be with van richten's
So you like the crazies?
Some crazies are funny
You arent but you should obligated to give everyone basic human respect.
Communicating with others because you have problems with a campaign is part of that
Ok, then you don't have to, but still treat them with courtesy and respect as a human, they still matter, and so do you
No, what people with influence and power have done to the world is the source of my ire. Problem is, as long as there's humans, human nature being what it is, there will always be more of those kinds of people popping up. 
The game doesn't even support horror aspects
Sure? but irl isnt online?
The Curse of Strahd is a remake of the original I-6 Ravenloft module.
That module got a sequel in I-10 Ravenloft II: The House on Gryphon Hill.
Theyre still real people.
*most matter
Fun fact: Bad apples do spoil the bunch. When you're picking apples, if you put a single rotten apple in your bag, by the time you're done, the rot and disease will have spread throughout your bag, making it rotten. You'll have to throw away all the apples you picked. People misuse the expression to express the complete opposite of what it is
People online are still real people. Your online life is still real life.
I mean, given the AI and bot surges, this is arguable đ
Basic Human Respect is respecting eachothers boundaries. Not going walking up and harming/killing them.
None of that involves needing to "talk it out with the person"
We have a misanthrope in chat?
your simply setting your boundaries at this point
An interesting take on the thought.
just dont interact peopel you dont like online
I mean, if we did that, then we'd have to rename Discord 
We could say overpragmatism leads to antisocial behaviors in favoring the direct solution to oneself, but at the detriment of not just 1, but multiple others that destabilizes the social structure of human beings. Correct me if I am taking that in the wrong way
Setting Boundaries is good. However if you never challenge yourself you will never grow as a person.
I don't, and people take offense to that
IDC if its online.
IRL its a different matter
I don't irl either
If youâve suddenly left my campaign without a word, you dont respect me. You have actively chosen to believe that the tables time and effort in playing with you isnt worth an explanation
Irl actually can mean online, they are still a real life person, in this world, hence irl
anyone can leave at any time, you are free to feel slighted
And sure there are exceptions to this
That's how I feel about ghosting me tbh
Fun fact: In the Enlightnement period, a misanthrope was widely understood to be a person who had too much principles, and cut ties with people around them due to failing to live up to those principles. It was, therefore, considered to be an intolerance of human failings, love too strong, untempered by forgiveness, and that couldn't tolerate the little hypocrisies necessary for society to function
That is a take that you definitely made lol. After saying that you only like things that.. Humans have made. And that no other animal could ever make in the next few thousand years.
Just because you found some people that dont interact with others in the way you think they should, or are not great at being social, doesn't mean you should dismiss a whole species when you have most likely met far less than .00001% of people on this world. Your sample size is tiny, and just insulting as well as biased apparently.
Come back when you increase it to at least .000015%
no one is obligated to stay and play in your campaign or even give u a warnign b4 leaving
This is an excellent way of putting it. Perhaps better than mine
And the fact you do not care about how your actions have effects on others shows you dont respect them.
I dehumanize the same people IRL and online (mostly chomos)
No one is never owed an explanation on stuff like this. However part of the social contract of being a person if you never provide one you are marking yourself as someone to exclude.
Okay well
What do you mean? Theres no actual obligation with random people you've just met online
That's interesting. "Little hypocrisies necessary for society to function" is a killer line. The way I put it, everyone has their bullshit, even yourself. The greatest virtue when it comes to dealing with people is Patience, most especially with yourself.
Like the friend that always turns down invites. Eventually they will just stop getting invited.
did they update sidekicks to 5.5e rules yet?
I'm aware of the flaws in the perspective. That doesn't make me any less traumatized by the few. That said, I'm on meds nowadays, with a counselor. It's helping.
Online is still real life if you're taking other people's emotions into play
Obligation? Eh. Debatable. But there is a social contract. All communities have their social contracts.
There is when youve invested any sort of resource such as time
Do you have an obligation to follow it? No, of course not. But the community requires it.
I think this has entered non-dnd discussion and should go to #non-dnd-topics at this point, dont ya'll agree? Not trying to mini-mod but I didnt come to #dnd-discussion to discuss social philosophy/expectations...
You can ignore that obligation, but it leads to people, like here and right now, calling you rude and antisocial
If you respect no strangers.
You cannot expect strangers to respect you.
I think there is a disconnect between what you are saying right now and what we are trying to say. You don't have to give them a heads up, but you still should see them as a person, as a human, nonetheless
And whoever breaks the social contract in their favour implicitely consents to the social contract being broken in their disfavour
So, if i was in your campaign, and i feel like I dont like the way you DM, i feel like your campaign wasnt right for me.. and i choose to not show up, and you block me... wheres the harm?
i find that its not right for me, i just dont show up...
It feels bad. :(
Because i could have spent an entire week trying to make a good session for you.
am i obligated to give you a notice?
I believe its simply an easy kindness to do so.
Thats kinda deep
Basically at least something, otherwise it's rude.
And the fact you think that such a simple action is beneath you, makes me think less of you as a person
I wouldn't block you, who would block you for that? First, they'd ask if you're okay and alive and awake. If you just don't answer, they might imagine you're dead
it seemed like it because he said he was upset.. he may not, but i woudlnt care after. in my mind, i just left that "online group"
What the hell did the convo turn into
online stuff is online, its not irl
But if you don't like a campaign, can't you just say "this campaign isn't for me, have a good time, I'm going"?
Yes, and that means you sont respect those people.
What does it cost you to show basic regard for other people?
are you obligated to?
Yeah, as a DM I invest time an effort into a player and their character, if they ghost me I'm going to try and find out why because it's worth it to me to help them, maybe they are having difficulties. If I find out they just .. decided to ghost me on a whim I'm going to be hurt.
Why do you need to be forced to be kind
maybe, but you dont HAVE to
In a social context, nobody is obligated to do anything. That doesn't mean it's not worthwhile to be a well adjusted and empathetic person.
Just because you don't have to does not mean it is better to do it.
I am not obligated to tell my mom happy birthday today. But I am not a terrible person so I am gonna.
There is an obligation, but the cost of not meeting it is being considered rude. I guess you have just been paying that cost without knowing it.
I donât think people are trying to convince you that you have to do anything. I think people are just suggesting your behaviour might be having an impact on others you maybe donât fully see?
No, there is nobody with a gun to your temple who will shoot you if you do not. But if that is what you need to behave with regard for others, this is concerning.
Now, it goes both ways, even if someone doesnt think highly of other people, I will still try to see highly of them
This feels like Bait or
r/im14andthisisdeep vibes to me, I'm ngl
you arent obligated, but if you dont do it, there could be actual consequences, like your mom would dislike you... and some people don't like their mom disliking them, so they do it.. thats the CONSEQUENCE
Its probably both
As if the two are different in any way 
Anyway! D&D, huh?
Thank you Tokii
a random "online group", it doesnt really matter
I can't STAND when people say Druid is bad!
Here's a question: what's the nicest thing someone else at a DND table did for you at a table?
Pickle, just understand that if you are gonna act like an antisocial being, you're gonna be treated like one.
Anywhooo... Eve of ruin tonight! đ
People say that?
There is a theater play exactly about that. Called "The Misanthrope". He spends the play raging about the hypocrisies that ravage aristocratic society. It stems from too much love for principles, for the idea of humanity above the reality of human beings, if that makes sense. A sympathetic character, certainly, but who needs to chill.
Yeah! For whatever reason
Druid is boring, and some features are bad. But otherwise id play one over a Paladin or Ranger.
yeah, and i choose who i socialize with and who i dont.. whose opinion i care about and whose opinion i dont care about
I can see druid having issues, but animal shapeshifting is cool
TFW you dipped out of Ranger because you weren't super interested in any of their 5th level spells and then they gave Ranger a cool 5th level spell in Heroes of Faerun.
Wait wut, who is even saying this?
had an idea about a "homebrew" (yes ik wrong channel but just want to discuss the general idea and thoughts) about a miniboss thats sort of anchored in a PC (as far as classes, spells and abilities go)
ofc with other stuff such as lair actions, maybe even legendary actions
essentially a paladin + warlock build, mounted on a horse utilizing what is similar to the PAM feat, but also in reverse
if i DO care about your games and WANT to interact with you again later.. definitely... if i dont care, it doenst matter
its another type of caster, could even be said he is an hybrid for the animal shape shifting but that is a whole different talk
so he uses his legendary actions to drive by PCs using his legendary actions that have a recharge
The trick to increasing the power level of the druid is just playing Australian one
who is saying that?
Lmao
I'm in a party with a couple artists and they ALWAYS volunteer to draw character lineups and important scenery for whoever DMs, and they swear it's no trouble but man I couldn't be more grateful to be in a group that dedicates so much energy bringing life to the game!
I've heard many a people who say they think DRUID is the weakest caster đ
I always thought artificer was weak
I disagree, Druids are badass, I felt pretty strong during the year and a half I played one lol
Hexblade should've gotten Steel Wind Strike
half caster, but they dont exactly have the dpr of a martial
Ok i meanâŚ.
Eh... It might be, but that doesn't say much. Especially when the most interesting part of their kit is from the stuff outside of spellcasting
I mean that might be true, but they are still a caster
I think druid should have gotten that wild shape into higher level slots way earlier, and a better secondary option than find familiar.
Like.. It really feels like cleric got the better end of the stick, since they share a lot of similar features, druid is just lacking in potency but has more freedom. But freedom only takes you so far imo.
Full caster it is the weakest, but they get other cool stuff to suppliment them
I think Early level bard (before 10) is the weakest caster (but that's just an opinion I have)
I do this all the time haha. They arenât real classes but they can do things that make you think about them. Smite is a great example. The NPC isnât a Paladin ⢠, but when they smite, the players know what Iâm trying to signal to them. And they start making assumptions.
Druid having lots of concentration spells as their best spells does drag down a little, but still, they are great
Idea for a party: A sword college bard, a hexblade warlock, a bladesinger wizard, a kensei monk, a battle master fighter. They all use swords and they constantly argue over which of them has the superior technique and training.
Depends what youre going for i feel
being able to replicate magic items is something dangerous to have and can work in many positions
Either frontline with a subclass forcing enemies to attack them or a range attacker with another subclass, etc. etc.
Omg, I love that, and want to see it now
heey i am here
Druids biggest problem is a majority of its spells are concentration
but they dont exactly deal damage, and a spell can replicate magic item effects they are half caster, so they dont even get spells like a full caswter
Oh and a swashbuckler rogue.
I think bards are a very powerful spellcaster, as a support
weakest in HP, yea, but there are a lot of 3rd level spells that are basically "alr i'm bored, i cast Sphere of Annihilation."
i prefer sorcerers
Oh i mean their role in a team. They are in fact Halfcasters yeah.
But their purpose//role change a lot depending of the subclass
why do oozes have disadvantage on saves against sunburst?
Which sucks because I love BOTH classes, but I'd prefer to play Cleric as it just plays cleaner imo
im surprised Bards dont have Haste in their list of spells
Half-Casters that dont exactly deal damage feels a bit weak
To add one last point to the earlier conversation: If someone violates the rules that make cooperation possible to benefit themselves, they implicitly accept a world where others may also violate those rules, which could eventually harm them. Basic regard for others exists not for others. It exists because you communicate that you want a world in which people respect basic regards for others, including you.
and fullcasters can provide buffs ANYWAYS to the party
Druid very much still feels like it's got some clunkiness
Tbh, I think early game Warlocks are the worst full casters, idk much about them above level 15
This exactly. Druid is very much so "it could be good, but often isnt as efficient or potent" whereas Cleric never really feels bad.
Warlock casts one spell, begs for a short rest immediately, rinse, repeat.
Druid is Top 3 what are they thinking
Not all is damage fortunately, the artificer can give lil buffs with the infussions to the whole party.
Either a +1 weapon making the martials feel better
More AC to the armors making them tank more
and many more examples of items//utility in general
Repeat shot in a crossbow feel giga nice
what are you guys talking about
thats my poitn though, a full caster can make martials feel better with just "spells"... like bless, enlarge, magic weapon,, etc
classes, whats up buddy?
i wanna be part of a conversationđ
Warlock is pretty strong, honestly
It's versatile
Melee, Cantrips, Defense, Offense
I think it's well rounded and can be strong, but it's not high on my personal list
yeah, but arti still get some support spells + Infussions are passive buffs
I will always say Sorc is best, but Im just a tiny bit biased.
like they do.. but do they support better than a full wizard or a full cleric?
do they deal MORE damage than another half casters like eldritch knight, arcane trickster, ranger? or just straight up martial?
A wizard can give +1 damage, AC, better saves whitout giving some concentration?
But lets do this, compare it with another half casters. Because comparing the other line of classes is unfair.
2024 Tier List rn:
Wizard
Warlock or Druid
Druid or Warlock
Sorcerer
Cleric
Bard
Mystic (Up to Lvl 10)
Artificer
Paladin
Ranger
Martials
And AGAIN, not all is damage.
like dude i get it lower levels are bad but a level 5 sorcerer is absolutely broken
a wizard can "SUPPORT" the party far better than an artificer if they get the right spells
and other half casters like eldritch knight deals far better damage than an artificer
Hyperfixating on damage is a massive self report, its a typical dementor brained take, i agree
Artificer is a Jack-Of-All-Trades type of class
It can do a bit of everything but it's not the best at anything (besides crafting)
But that doesn't mean they're weak.
They get more options than most
A wizard can make an alchemy jug for constant utility ingredients? No.
yes there are so many other factors
but wizard has like 2x more spell slots.. so less options
The strength in Artificer is that it can easily find a place in ANY role in a party
does it deal more damage then an eldritch knight fighter? :/
Again, that doesn't matter
But then you are comparing another kind of things. Have a ground where we can start measuring.
An artificer give passive utility while wizard need to use use spells
dude its not all about damage
It need to deal damage?
Why invest into them when its better to use control spells instead
its not, it depends on the situation
fighters deal good damage because their only job is dealing damage
wizard just has more diverse spells
Hear me out
Good ol' guns in DnD
Yeah and artificer can make magic items for passive buffs to the party, and?
Bards don't have a surplus of Damage at their finger tips for the most part and they're still strong options
Martials* its all they could do
What is the point even?
Present by default in the latest rules.
Already been done lol
Ad-infinum as a matter of fact
Wait wtf??!
I hate guns đ
Was there ever a Martial Support class in DND? I know of homebrew ones but not a official one
They already are a thing, best weapons in the game btw
Guns are allowed in D&D at dms discretion, but they're part of 2024s core rules now
Like the pepperbox?
Eldritch Knight
Wdym
eldritch knight isnt a support class
Banneret, Battlemaster..
Most of the Fighter subclasses are pretty good at supporting
the Giff would like a word with you.
Sublclasses of some,
Figther had one that using his second wind could give someone else part of the heal or could make an ally do attacks to some units.
What is the Giff
i wonder, how can a Demon get more power?
oh ye good point
Space Hippos with GUNS and CANNONS, Spelljamer species.
eating people or something like that?
It's a fun in the TV show Legend of Vox Machina on prime (first campaign of CR)
Oh i dont watch CR
More souls, obtain items that upgrade his power, stole some from lower deities, more followers doing sacrifices, depend of the system
Wait am I in the wrong server
... No?
Nah DND is just super versatile
If you want guns go look at cimarron in Red steel. They have fantasy Texans
Alr. I'm going to try to absorb souls this session
guns are actually pretty common in dnd lore
or drink blood too
Depend of the setting tho, more or less
most settings have them
You can go from Horrific Vampires to Autognomes and Space hippos
man dnd is such a versatile game
vampires with guns too
I'd advise you to talk with your DM about how to acrue power as a Demon, as what we say here, matters not to your table.
I want space Liches
It doesn't, almost all solutions have spells involved
That's just Hellsing at this point lol
Spell jammer has them. And they are absolutely terrifying
There's one in Spelljamer's book
"Witches love guns!"
Aren't mindflayers actually aliens
wait can you be a Cultivator in DnD đ
What that
What do you think a Monk is?
are they
Yes, Mindflayers are aliens
Using a gun with so strong recoil that for commoners or people that dont fit the STR requirement would receive X amount of damage.
But for the vampire dont matter because he could regenerate
I just got an idea for a homebrew spell
oh
Monks are just Martial Artists but cultivators well I think they break the power scales
Alien is a not a useful term in a world with dozens of species, planes of existence and lot of overlap
i just saw that nice
Dice throw: deal 1d4+1d6+1d8+1d10+1d12+1d20 bludgeoning damage at range
He told me that I'm basically a lesser demon in almost every way, so ig i could try to absorb souls and stuff
Aberrations are creatures that "Aren't natural to this world" (for the most part)
So, I classify them as Aliens and Otherworldly beings
Monks but every class idk how to explain it's like being a wizard nope no explanation
Cultivators are just Nonsense Martial Artists with no concept of Ceiling. :V If you want that, Play Exalted instead.
I mean i do have some cool new powers and stuff so
Alien is also a descriptor for us, outside the game
Define "world".
It's a reference to the Xianxia genre, a genre of fantasy originating from China. Basically Wuxia evolved. Where Wuxia protagonists meditate and train until they can cut raindrops with their sword as they fall, Xianxia protagonists "cultivate" their cores of energy until they can cut through dimensions with their swords.
like, one can argue that most of the player species in the PHB are technically Aliens
Nah they can start somewhere it's like Qi Refining it's level 1 and level 20 can be Soul Transformation
You should still talk with them about gaining power, because you could eat a bajillion Super Ultra Mega Giga Demons, and it won't mean squat if the DM says it does nothing. :V
Question
What do you think/hope WOTC will add in 6e?
Monks do take a few things from the Xianxia genre. Tongue of the Sun and Moon, Empty Body, Timeless Body... All are abilities that are the basic of what is expected of a cultivator.
Ye ima ask in todays session
A Bravery system (Reskinned Sanity system)
Hopefully more complexity and crunch. :V
5E is Wide but Shallow.
I would think ki also is apart of that
Do they have the ability to ride clouds and summon rain, and say you Courting Death
Ki , QI same same
Yes.
I decided
Ki is also a part of Wuxia. Which leads me to my next point: Monks belong more to the Wuxia genre than the Xianxia genre.
I think that mental trauma would be easy to add for getting revived, be it from death or resurrection
is an artificer "official"?
Which artificer?
Didnt know there was 2 different things
just the class
Yeah
Makes sense, but still
Yep martial artist are more of Wuxia , in Xianxia there is cultivators , both can be used interchangeably cus it might be both but it depends on who it focuses on
D&D's Artificer class is official, but it's not "core"
well i guess they are still better than a rogue/ranger
I'm not going to argue semantics.
"Aberrant (adjective) refers to something deviating from the normal, usual, or expected standard; it describes behavior, types, or structures that are abnormal, atypical, or, in formal contexts, unacceptable. It often describes socially unacceptable behavior or, in biology, structures that differ from the typical form."
I also agree on this. 5e did bring in a lot of people into DnD, so adding deeper complexity and content would be plausible
What about the DAO
Personally I don't think such systems are needed, nor wanted in a game that's not actively geared towards Horror.
im reading that AL doenst support it
yep, still cant find it in "Dnd Beyond"
Monks can't use weapons right??
Because it's not core
They can
Uh, no, they can very much use weapons just fine.
do people even play AL alot?
they can some specific.
But most of time they shouldnt
Think of monk like the opposite of fighter in concept
It's available for purchase in either Eberron books or Tasha's Cauldron of Everything
They can, it just has to be certain ones
Wuxia protagonists use their qi for martial art. They are traditionally wandering heroes, travelling around the countryside, perfecting their techniques, until a war starts and former friends end up on opposite side. Their passions and their duty in conflict. Xianxia protagonists are settled down, demigods, sages at the top of the mountain, who spend thousands of years cultivating and observing the ways of heaven.
Omg I will cultivate the Saber Dao
True just think it would be neat as like an optional thing
Aberrations aren't abnormal to their own world.
But typically they are Abnormal enough to be considered Aberrations in other worlds.
Spear, Saber, and Sword
That is what I want
It is worth noting that, in their youth, the Xianxia protagonist may have been living more like a Wuxia protagonist
Hi im new to d&d
Got d&d beyond and want to form a party anyone willing to show me the ropes?
Yes. We have AL channels in this very server that prove a lot of people are still very interested in organized play.
While fighter attack many times, stand his ground and can use any kind of martial equipment
Monk dont need any equipment in general, can disengage and it attack many times with his hands
Gotcha, dragon ball is wuxia, sun wukong is xianxia
i remember way back in the very early days way before 2024 that WotC wanted to bring Artificer into the core book for the anniversary, along with a whole lot of other stuff from the supplements. that all went absolutely nowhere.
Yes.
Now to put it in D&D terms: A level 20 monk is at the top of the usual power scale of the Wuxia genre. But to be a below average Xianxia protagonist, they would need to be a level 20 monk and a level 20 wizard.
wish they put it in the 2024 handbook
And miss the chance to sell it to you a second time with slight changes?
Yes plenty of MCs start off as Wuxia till they start their path to immortality ( Regression of a Cultivator or whatever is such a good novel about this)
Mind you VERY MUCH NEEDED changes, but still slight.
Well said
I don't know What they were smoking when they limited selections to a specifc book, and way later, a tiny bit of another book.
The top of Xianxia protagonist touches on Destiny, Multiverse, Death, Creation and Infinity
The artificer being tied to a whole other setting and being in a different book is the only thing that makes me give it leniency
did they change it? they have artificer 2024?
Xianxia level subclass for Monks when
I don't know who was in charge of that decision, but god I hope they're not at the company anymore because it was so blatantly, obviously, a bad idea.
I like you friend
They very much can, check out the free online rules: https://www.dndbeyond.com/sources/dnd/br-2024/character-classes#Monk
They are like at the very top of powerscaling
They do indeed have Articifer 2024
Monks are more like a subclass to cultivators
I personally hope they add both new and unofficial classes
the artificer was supposed to be in the Ravnica book. they have an entire guild in there revolving around artificer stuff.
Artificer 2024 was released in Eberron: Forge of the Artificer
Also there is a novel who mixes both western and eastern power systems ideas, Warlock in a Wizard World
Pugilist and Gunslinger are both pretty fun. A shame that they're homebew
Oh why? Aren't sects basically just different monk teachings?
Lord of Mysteries
Were they needed? I didn't hear much good from it.
Its decently good, but tier 1 I think is its weakest point
Tbh, i think Cultivator should be Monk's base class
The UA for Reanimator was released around when WOTC had to delay the newest Eberron book, so they conceivably already knew how they were publishing Artificer before the Renimator UA was revealed.
Nope being a Daoist and Monk and a Martial Artists are different something about 100 schools of thoughts
Artificer was never meant to be in Ravnica, the Eberron book was just delayed.
Ohhh fair enough
Thank you
Them fixing the absolute dumpster fire of "You can only pick these items from This Specific Book" For Infuse Magic Item to "Draw on any book, but only Common Magic Items until X Level." was VASTLY needed.
Cultivators follow the Dao the Path against Heavens
I get why people often associate monks with eastern fighting styles (Well, just Kung Fu) BUT it would be cool to see a boxing monk or even a made up fighting style
I cannot tell you how mindnumbingly stupid Infuse Magic Item was in 2014. Many swears are left unsaid.
Revert everything back into 3.5e, make Tome of Battle but better and make martials NOT mundane
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
Thinking of Monk as a catch all term for martial artist is what i do
Yea but in reality it's quite the opposite
I also go further and have it include characters like boxers or other unarmed combatants.
My DM likes to make up their own Mini-styles, but they're also an Exalted Storyteller, and so have...numerous, absolutely awesome things to draw inspiration from.
I played a Drunken Master monk once and flavored his moves around capoeira
i'd have renamed Monk as Fighter (as in MMA fighter, or boxing match fighter, etc.), and Fighter as Warrior. and rename the Medusa as a Gorgon, and rename the Gorgon as a Cinderbull or something.
Monks don't practice or preach violence well there are The Demon Buddhist Monks which its such a shame they aren't in Dnd
Lots of fluid movement, bobbing and weaving, it was a fun time
There are different paths right?
Sounds Fun!
As many as there are stalks of grass and grains of sand
Good DM!
This opens up so many possibilities for cultivator subclasses
If you want to read , read Renegade Immortal by Er Gen
Yo gng, I have a question. When a player casts for example, fireball, he has to roll a d20 and add his abilty mod. right ? But does he have to beat the enemy AC with it ?
We should cultivators the ideal "Monk" baseline
An infinity. And one. It depends entirely on your eyes
There are , Formation, Alchemists, Beast Tamers , Sword Masters , Body Cultivators, Charm Cultivators, Poison Cultivators, Arrays etc
Oh yeah i have heard of it and A Will Eternal but never actually read them yet