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thank you
Hey, so I was reading about Grungs because one of my players wants to be one. They have poisonous skin and can apply poison to piercing weapon attacks, so the target has to make a DC12 Con saving throw or take 2d4 damage. That feels OP. Is it not? And if it is OP, is there a way to change this, or should I just remove the feature overall?
eh. It's a little strong, and might be kinda annoying to deal with, but i guess not game breaking at least after a couple levels
I found it mostly annoying to add a separate roll to all ranged attacks, so we made it d4 instead of 2d4 - and honestly it doesnt really matter beyond 4th level
also grungs are technically not first party so you can tell them no on that grounds. Theyre from an extra life charity expansion and unlike tortles, were not reprinted in monsters of the multiverse
it never scales, and its a CON save, which maaaaany monsters will bave good bonuses on, especially t higher level. Poison damage is also the worst damage types since so many monsters generally resist or are immune to it
Alr, thanks guys! I do wanna let him be one, I don't like the idea of restricting him since he loves tiny lil frogs so much. Ill just change it to a 1d4 instead of 2d4
it is weird wotc printed playable grungs before bullywugs. Seems like itd be more reasonable to have a frog species that doesnt have poisonous skin
yeah, why hasn't bullywug become a player race?
its not like bullywugs hav any problematic things with them
I mean, honestly, 2d4 typically averages to an Extra 4 damage
And it's on a Con Saves AND they have to remember to apply it to specifically a piercing weapon
I don't really think it needs to be nerfed that much, considering bugbear surprise attack, which, while yes, it's only for the first round of combat, it's significantly more powerful as its 2d6 and applies to every attack you make on that turn for free
i think the major issue ive seen with grungs is touch spells. A cleric can't cast cure wounds on a grung without having to make the save iirc
tbf, thats hilarious
its kind of funny conceptually, but it's bound to get annoying in a long campaign
Not healing the dying character because he is covered in poison :,D A person wanting to be nice to the Grung, patting their head and just instant death
there is tiny leon's hut, we probably got tiny leon's containment ball somewhere
Healing Word also exists
Been looking to DM a 2E campaign
Can the goliaths large form ability apply when a druid is in wildshape? In 24e
Is grimm hollow worth it
you dont get your species features in wildshape
Depends on what you are looking for?
Up to you, really. Here's what comes in it: https://www.dndbeyond.com/sources/dnd/ghpg
Do you want dark fantasy elements in your D&D? This has some to get you started and ideas to make your own.
Tell me about some prominent/memorable bisexual/pansexual NPCs in your game!
Well Ive got the core player rules plus crooked moon
And i really like crooked moon i thought that it was kinda the same you know folk lore and dark fantasy
I don't generally decide on sexualities when I make an NPC
I never actually thought about it, hm...
Do you ever have NPCs who have a romantic partner, like a husband or wife? That can be part of picking an NPC’s sexuality.
They do, I guess I just haven't taken the moment to pin it down
So basically everyone's bi unless I decide on the spot otherwise
Before finding out I was queer I just rolled on that, and it kinda stuck with me. Like I feel I wrote better characters leaving gender and sexuality to fate 🎉 since then just a lot of queer folx, naturally
i do find it very fun to make characters be some form of LGBTQ+ and not even bid it a passing glance, it's very fun to make DND a little world where such normal things are treated as history has failed to treat them
My characters are typically all males, but some have had husband's, some have had wives and some just do their own thing because they'd rather not have the possibility of leaving loved ones behind
One of my characters partner is actually another player character, which is a first for me lol
(My Dragonborn Fighter and his Kobold Monk boyfriend lol)
Generally romance or Sexuality isn't important to my characters for me though
Lord Voronwë was a powerful elven lord at whose house we stayed for some time. It turned out that he had lots of children. From many different partners, including a dragon, a demon, an angel, a drow... While he prefered male form, he had sometimes taken female form through magic when he and his male partners wanted to have a child. When we met him, he was in a political marriage with a fellow elf, and played the part of the dutiful lord, but there were lots of gossip about his scandalous youth.
It's their goals, ambitions and the legacy they set to leave behind
i usually make female characters cause me is female, but i've also made like two nonbinary characters
i searched for an hour to find a game and NO. AVAILIBLE. ONES. istg imma lose my mind
My god, they got Zeus in DnD too
Actually, yes, literally
Zeus is a Deity in the Realms
spend like two minutes a day, not full hours at a time lol, it's more cost effective
A lot of Mythological characters are in D&D because something about them bring somewhat connected worlds
there aren't any gmt minor friendly campaigns, im depressed
The joke being that "Lord Voronwë is attracted to everything sapient except his own kind" and that his family had to essentially force him into that marriage
Most D&D games are not instant join and play kind of things - they can take days/weeks/months to coordinate schedules and set things up.
Hell, the Knowledge Deity in the Faeraunian Pantheon (Oghma) is also a Celtic Deity from my understanding
He and his wife cheated on each other gleefully btw
yeah ty for the info
an hour is on the lower end. i've been looking for weeks.
Irish mythology yes.
it's worse than the job market out there somehow
i mean if you can just translate the timezone you can find one within acceptable hours to you, or post an ad for you in #looking-for-dm
"There is a three year gap in your resume where you did not play DnD, can you explain that?"
so how would i make one exactly?
I love telling people that there are actually deities that were actually worshipped in real life in the game, it's always interesting to see a reaction
if both of them are fine with it, is it cheating? or is it polyamory? or a secret, third thing?
I actually filled in a massively long application form yesterday. Whole thing read out like a job application, I kind of regret sinking time into it after the DM told me he had 40 applicants already.
They were offended when the other was doing it, and did it to spite the other.
"I thought it was all just made up stuff!"
"Nope! And Elminster visited Greenwoods house within the lore too!"
go to #find-a-game and put in the slash command
and are they both into this game of being with other people?
Yepp, as a GM I feel that a lot, depending on what you are running and where you are advertising it can easily get to 50+ people
wont lemme make one, i made one between 3 days ago and today which sucks
Uh?
I don't understand the question
the looking for DM channel may as well be removed for how disproportionate the amount of searching players are compared to the amount of searching DMs
are they having fun playing the spiting their partner game?
And for a non-dnd game I love that has an infamous shortage of GMs it about 30+ applications in 2 hours
Again: They hated when the other one did it. They each did it out of spite for the other.
It was one of the many ways they constantly warred
It's not a "game" to them, no
oh then it's cheating, yea
Player cant make the next 2 weeks of dnd
it just makes it more upsetting that I had two perfectly good parties. one only ruined by one problem player and the other by two silent dippers and the DM giving up instantly
Have filler episodes
meh, i got a DM come to me from one such ad and i'm sure others have had the same
Kinda not how we do, at least not before fighting a bbeg of an entire arc
Non-Canon events to the actual game until the player returns
It's how Bleach did it! /hj
But, of course, I get that too
Perhaps the PC could be doing something to help in the background so it's not like they're just not there
Guys I twisted my ankle, shall I still trek it to D&D club?
||(This is rhetorical and I shall do anyway)||
I mean, if you could get some crutches, you'll play while seating so I don't see anything with your logic
i'd give you dis advantage on all athletics check if i was your dm for the day
Disadvantage on Dexterity saving throws too
Thank u bro 🙏
Don't forget disadvantage on Acrobatics checks too
Looking to add to a group of 3, we play every other Sunday, (14th march is next Sunday we play) and twice a week on weekdays, all new to it n first time any experience welcomed, we’re running dragon of ice spire peak, dm me for more info
I hate the wait for sessions.
Same, so I’m working on firing up a second group to DM and seeking groups to play in. I’m going to over-correct into overload lol
Do y'all pay any attention to the fact that there are silvered range weapons? Like in y'all's minds how does that work? I can kinda rationalize the silvered firearms as having silver down the barrels that gets scraped off a little by each bullet that gets fired, and thst carries silver into the target, but I feel like even if that makes sense (I'm not the most gun guy to ever gun, my bag is more swords) it can only track for so long before the silver is stripped down to a point where the bullets don't carry any of it. It also doesn't really do much about silvered bows/crossbows
You silver the ammunition
Yeah, silver ammunition makes sense, just like adamantine ammunition, that tracks easy
But there are silvered pistols and muskets listed too
You tell them it's a silvered weapon. If they fail their knowledge check, they believe it is and it functions as silver against them.
Oh right, 2024 changed up silver weapons 
Which implies that somehow the weapon itself carries silver through every shot
It's magic. I don't have to explain a darn thing.
The magic at least has to make sense to itself. I'm all for "a wizard did it" but I at least wanna know what "it" is
Okay, but I still demand falling physics so I can drop Summon Iron Walls on fools.
Also, I'm gonna need to insist on diving physics, because Walk on Water makes targets rocket to the surface at 60 ft per round, and that'll kill you with the Bends almost instantly at that speed.
Fine! The metaphysical impression of the silver on the bow transfers to the ammunition as without an arrow, a bow is a bendy stick.
With an arrow, a bow can kill a dragon.
If putting a bullet in my silvered gun magically transmute the bullet's material into silver, awesome, but that seems like an odd thing to claim for what they say a silver weapon is
i just had s0 for my second dm'd game yesterday
what do you guys think would be the best two lowest stats for a paladin? ive got 2 -1 s. going to dump int, dont know if i should make dex or wis the other -1 stat
now im making a 3rd dm'd game for fridays of another system cause i need more
INT and WIS/DEX, pick your poison for the latter
Ammo gains transitive properties depending on weapon discharged, losing those properties once it hits or misses.
/s
Normal arrow -> silver bow -> silver arrow -> hits target or the ground -> normal again
/s
😌 ah, I see, I see 🙂↕️ 🙂↕️
im thinking maybe drop dex, perception checks i really dont want negative
That's what I thought they were claiming. Silver is so silly. Contagious little metal
Hello everyone
Getting its silver germs on everybody
thats typically what Proficiency is supposed to help with
I don't think that's actually how it works. Pretty sure you need the correct ammo type.
Unless that's a specific property of the weapon.
Too late. Silver contagious, canon 2024
Rub a silver long sword on a cannonball, fire the canon at a werewolf, it was a silvered cannonball, werewolf is mist now
Like, I can think of a few ranged weapons that temporarily alter their ammo, but most only affect your aim and damage. Even with a +5 bow, if you use a normal arrow, you still won't damage a Demon.
thats true, i could do that, right now i prof in athletics, intimidation, persuasion and deception, can drop one of those and add it to perception
hi guys
Which is also why things like Bottomless Quiver +3 exist
🫡 good soldiers know metals are highly contagious and transmit through touch, that's why you cut a werebear with a silver sword all the iron in its blood turns to silver and it dies of silver poisoning in one hit (nat 20s and players who wanna rush home required)
my new dm said my thri kreen telepathy didnt work when i cant telling him that it wasnt magic
casue i was in an anti magic field
Get him with A Real Gun™ and explain that psionics come from the brainy lands and magic comes from the sparkle dimension
You have the magical ability to transmit your thoughts mentally to willing creatures within 120 feet of yourself.
Everyone understands the Sparkle Dimension, it's very cosmic, very well documented, but the brainy lands are confusing to most 🙂↕️ 🙂↕️
Why are we in Planarcadia
Whats a planarcadia?
why is dnd like this
Planet from Honkai Star Rail
The question is never 'why' when dealing with humans. It's 'why not' and they will always disregard any reasonable answers to do it anyway, usually with alcohol and reckless chaos.
UA kalatasher trait would have been cool
Psychic Glamour. Choose one of the following skills: Insight, Intimidation, Performance, or Persuasion. You have advantage on all ability checks you make with that skill.
Ooo Gotcha
The real question is why would you fact check me by pointing out that it does say thri kreen brain magic is magic while I'm in the middle of a commercial for my wonderful product A Real Gun™?
Whelp I'm in the hospital
Now nobody will buy 😮💨
I apparently rolled a 5 on a con saving throw and whelp here I am
... its a public server mate, discussions come and go
Aye. And here comes an alignment convo now.... 👀
Vinnath. Its been less than 24 hours
Oh its a big one!!!!
Yes, which means it's time for another. 
Why did you have to roll con in the first place? (if you’d like to tell us)
It was a joke
Ik but what happened
Brace yeselves lads this ones tackling slavery and passive negligence
But I am actually in the hospital
On a related note, Vecna's clearly just misunderstood CN, not CE. 
Anyways get better soon 
Chest pain+ a weird heart rhythm= hospital
Ah like me then, post covid?
Idk, I'm severely anemic and not taking any chances
WotC gives me chest pain every time I see their DDB Marketplace prices 
you know im surprised we dont have a dnd cat monster with a 9 lives ability or something not even advantage on dex saves?
Best of luck
WHICH reminds me of a story
I actually really like githyankis, their medium armor proficency and several weapon proficencys can be really useful for a few squishy classes
Cat that gets progressively more sentient the more times you kill it. House cat to puss in boots to one of those lackadaisy cats or that noir cat detective I'm blanking on the name of rn
Could also just be a straight up bipedal palico/puss in boots cat that comes back 9 times
Unfortunately though there's the cosmic problem of every creature has 9 lives if your DM is annoying enough
"I know you killed this guy, but I liked him, so here he is again, his sheet fully unedited, and a line of dialog saying he simply can't die yet" 🤷🏿♂️
Also, killing a creature and then its body stands up as Zombie and it spirit comes back as Poltergeist/Ghost, always a good suprise as GM
What are y'all up to?
updating one of my species to 2024 standards
But.....it's 2026
... sorry, 5.5e standards
I'm gonna be designing a new TTRPG system separate from DND. I'm debating if it should be pvp like warhammer, pve like DND, or PvPvE. What do you think?
The hardest thing as a new player, but wanna play in real life is looking for dm
Even in a big city
one last question then i think my build is complet, taking magic initiate, should i go shield or silvery barbs
Multiple stores in my big city run Adventure League games but I haven't been able to convince myself to spend money on them to see how they are for myself yet. On account of the horror stories. Pretty sure this server has Adventures League stuff though so maybe people can hype you up with stories of positive experiences and then you can check local stores for games
Danke
There are a couple of local FaceBook groups in my area where people post for players quite a bit
Isn't that question something you should have asked yourself before starting to design it?
Oh wait, yeah wrong channel
It is. I'm just curious what people may find interesting.
On topic, you will find that a lot of the D&D audience has a certain dislike of PvP.
The system when its finished hopefully :) Best of luck
I just realized the PHB mentioned Dark Sun
Halfling communities come in all varieties. For every sequestered shire tucked away in an unspoiled part of the world, there’s a crime syndicate like the Boromar Clan in the Eberron setting or a territorial mob of halflings like those in the Dark Sun setting.
mob of halflings that break people's knees with lead pipes?
i imagined pitchforks and torches, but that works
Hey i can type in the looking for chaneals
I don't know a thing about Dark Sun beyond the assumption that their stars aren't all that bright, but boy do I like the idea of halfling gangsters
We're gonna be fighting an ancient red dragon-
Goood luck!
As long as it remains a fight.
Instead of fighting him to drive him off have you tried moving into the dungeon next to his and just be as obnoxious as possible until he leaves?
We're in an abandoned ruins of a city rn lol
We already explored the rest of the city
That's free real estate, just move in
And bring friends. Ancient red dragons might be nasty but even they fear the HOA
The dungeon is going up in flames slowly. All the "buildings " are just metal spires without doors
One of our players already tried asking it to play cards and it said no
flames
metal spires
Already tried flames and attacking it before combat
Ah yes, the tried and true that ALWAYS works on fire dragons, attacking them with flames
Lol
What could possibly go wrong with trying that? 
Should've just brought a Decanter of Endless Water instead
He could be trying to trigger a structural collapse by overheating the metal support pillars. Dragon would not be expecting that
The only time anyone in our party died died so far was last session we had last semester which was the exact halfway point of the campaign. Our barbarian got hit with power word kill right before the end of the fight. We had revivify scrolls he's fine
Are you expecting me to believe flames can melt metal support pillars? /s
This isn't Xenoblade Chronicles 2, kiddo
Session 4 level 4 we killed our first dragon: young blue dragon I think it was. Session I think 7 or 8, same level, fought and killed a legendary shadow dragon. Both times at most people got knocked unconscious no one fully died
We've got a crazy party lol
Always take the crazy option. Nobody ever plans for crazy
I like to go along with dms plans for the most part
I miss a la carte purchases. I really want those faerun subclasses but I really shouldn't drop 30 bucks just to slightly expand my character building options rn
I'm an analog gamer myself. Hard copy or nothing
Charisma fighter and genie paladin are calling to me like sirens rn
Analog it'd be considerably more expensive and every hard copy in my area claims genie paladin adds con to AC
Too bad there's not many subglasses for fighter that benefit charisma. I know of one for the setting I play in but you have to get DM permission to use a third party book
So digital is better for my needs
You got to play with the tools that serve you best. Not everybody can afford physical copies, not everybody lives in an area with a lot of gamers, you just roll the dice and you take your chance
Be a lunatic if your character is a lunatic, like I always say.
At least as long as it doesn't get too bad.
That's why I always make sure to read all the lore in the book. For all that advice, and getting worth out of my dollars.
I do love me some lore. I just hate having to use plots spackle to explain it when two writers can't agree on the continuity
Red steel boxed set, I'm looking at you. Seriously the player book in the DM book couldn't even agree on the map
How could Rogue be buffed to bring its damage in line with Fighter and Monk?
Lower the conditions for sneak attack maybe?
It's damage is pretty good
I think Rogues already do good damage
It's hard not to get sneak attack ime
doubling sneak attack scaling helps
I personally don’t think rogues need a buff, but if I did I’d do that
That's a bad idea, to he blunt
You don't even need to focus on damage.
Define doubling
How? Rogue damage sucks
No it doesn't
Oh thats bad, bad.
doubled dice
I also think rogues are also ooc skill menaces
You'd have to tweak the class pretty heavily. They're not meant to do constant damage, just one big damage spike. You need to play them hit and run. Attack on your terms,
TWENTY d6?!
yeah, in tier 4 lol
Rogue is in a good state, if you want more damage, just dual wield or get magic items lmao
Alright
Nealens got good experience with Rogue damage
Or do something that isn't damage either.
Yeah, Soras Scion Rogue SLAPS in Eve of Ruin
Someone said Rogue had bad damage and I thought they had a good point when compared to Fighter
That's like saying "The Fighter's spellcasting is bad compared to Wizard"
Been asking this to all who'd give an ear:
now thinking about, what song in any language sounds villainous?
Fighter and Rogue are opposite sides of the field.
Rogues are precise, that's why they have one attack that does massive damage
Fighters are designed to be mainly good at combat tho, while rogues aren’t fully designed only for combat damage
Rogue does damage on their terms. Set traps, lay ambushes, hit them where they aren't expecting it. And then taunt them until they make a mistake
For example on a fighter
If a Level 20 Fighter and Rogue hit the same target, the Fighter only gets more damage potential if they action surge and hit all attacks which is a limited resource
Remember you're a glass cannon, the best way to avoid damage is not to be there
in 2024 this is less true because fighter nova was ruined and rogue got some nice stuff like being able to double sneak attack more easily through thief
but in 2014 5e, fighter does way better damage because of sharpie and extra attack, not to mention better subclasses like battle master, and benefiting more from magic items
How was Fighter nova ruined?
Sharpshooter and GWM changes i suspect
As someone whose played mostly martials with the 2024 rules, I feel like I've been doing more consistent good damage
Sharpshooter lost -5 -10 among other changes like having to use 2 hand crossbows with cbe, peace dips becoming harder
Ah yes because a class is considered only good when you just don't look at their class or subclass features.
What?
My level 5 2024 Fighter did a whopping 47 damage against a Hydra On Monday lol, I don't think they're hurting
And that was with a Flail
I'm not even using the best fighting style either (though dueling is pretty fun)
gwm changes were relatively minor compared to sharpshooter just kind of dying
both got nerfed big time though
Oh crossbows only needed one hand in 2014? I didn’t know that
Oh wrong reply
I'd still take 24 gwm, i'm not even gonna bother with archery in 24
Hand Crossbows in particular
no, you need a free hand to load hand crossbows
crossbow expert
I thought so
CBE gets rid of Loading, not Ammunition
still requires a free hand in 2014
not in 2024
That's why you have the druid train a monkey assistant to reload for you
all it says is "You ignore the loading quality of crossbows with which you are proficient."
My current level 15 rogue uses a +1 hand crossbow, and a vicious dagger, I do between 30 and 50 damage, usually the 40s regularly so I think the damage is pretty good.
And that's with being giganerfed /j
Cause some evil wizard is out there fudging my rolls so I never crit /j
mhm, and
Ammunition. You can use a weapon that has the ammunition property to make a ranged attack only if you have ammunition to fire from the weapon. Each time you attack with the weapon, you expend one piece of ammunition. Drawing the ammunition from a quiver, case, or other container is part of the attack. Loading a one-handed weapon requires a free hand. At the end of the battle, you can recover half your expended ammunition by taking a minute to search the battlefield.
That's the ammunition property
Least when we get to the final boss at level 20 I'll be able to guaranteed crit
When I find that wizard...
So I can see the 20d6
Let's hope we can cave Vecnas head in
Together
Probably 22d6+dex mod +weapon bonuses+ ammo bonuses
Laughs in Bargle
Don’t you have to miss/fail to get the free 20?
If it were on the dagger, it'd be
2d4 + mod + 4d6 from vicious then +20d6 for sneak attack.
Oh yeah true
The wizard fudging my rolls is gonna make me only roll regular hits
Gives you bless so you can't get your free crits /jk
Me harnessing all my bad luck to roll a 1
"The nearby Halfling gives you bountiful luck to reroll the 1" /jk
The only time having a lower AC decreases the damage you take
I find that Rogues and Monks consistently land killing shots, I dunno if that's just because of where they roll on initiative
But Vakbo (Monk from Soras game)
And
Rowan (Soras Rogue in Nealens game)
Are always getting the final blows (majority of the time) against bosses/minibosses
I've been making a campaign for a group I'll be doing, and I remade the characters, combat items, magic system, etc. to make it mistborn themed. I will be giving them hemalurgic spikes to do healing and stuff, so when they kill the lord ruler or whatever boss i use, would it be funny to say something like "Ruin takes over your bodies. Everyone needs to change their alignment to chaotic evil" and then turn them into inquisitors to fight vin? These people are new to the books, so they will know what is happening if they have more than 1 hemalurgic spike in
it'll be so funny
I like having martial heavy party's to dm for
That's why you like the Monday party, eh? Lmao
Your wednesday party
How does this impact the type of ammo? Like, if your bow is, let's say, Silvered or magical, does it confer that on the ammo temporarily, or do you still need specific Silver / +3 / +5 ammo?
And I'll like the Wednesday cause they got a Fighter, Paladin, and Barbarian
Just make your party will think suddenly being forced to be Chaotic Evil is fun
I'm that Barbarian on the Wednesday game
they will
Nealens gonna turn Wild Magic barb into the gigameta
17 Hp at level 1 will not save me.
This party is full of naturaly chaotic people
Giving the 1/2 and 1/3rd casters more slots later
Yep!
I'm not afraid of having a meh subclass, I see it as a "How can I make this happen" challenge. and a party with little slots will no doubt enjoy it.
I feel bad for a Mummy Lord or Lich that comes across that party.
Just gets grabbed and smited then runs, repeat
Lich walks up only to be bugged by screaming and vomiting Flumphs that appeared when I raged
Gonna be funny when you guys have to fight something in a wild magic zone
Since everyone but you uses spell slots
And you're the Wild Magic Barb so you're in on it too in your own way
The Wood elf barbarian build is gonna be fun because I get a boost to movement speed earlier than Barbarians usually get it.
I think you also get 1 free cast of Longstrider at level 3 per long rest
Oh god
Wood Elf Barbarian version of Krod
The Stealth master cause people are too afraid to acknowledge they saw him.
That's when I'm raging
Because I cannot stack that with Pass without Trace
since it is a concentration spell.
Not sure if I want GWM tho. Since the party damage is already really good.
Take athlete
Be the scourge of verticle encounters /j
More mobility
Speedy feat
Depending on our rest frequency there is durable
I like 2024 feats
Or be very confusing and take the Actor feat
The addition of half feat on all general feats was a very good change
Makes feats worth taking for MAD builds
Also so taking a feat that might not be useful every session ain't more of a drawback then a gain
Like Athlete for example
I'd never take in '14, but on some martials? That 5ft instead of half speed to get up from prone could be very useful.
Especially due to auto-conditions
And of course the 5ft movement for jumps is handy if you got a dynamic battlefield.
Oh man I forgot the climb speed!
Charger feat is another one I'd never take but consider in '24
Defensive Duelist probably had one of the best glowups.
Grappler being the best glowup and pretty solid on a lot of martials
Durable and Healer got nerfed sadly
Tbf I see why because they were wicked strong
2014 Healer was basically 10 healing potions per kit
Durable gave stupid amounts of Hp from short rests. So much so it’s now an Epic Boon
I think the grapple changes were probably one of the biggest things for martials.
Cause it gave them a way to freely burn LRs on bosses to help their teammates or their own saving throw abilities.
What if Grappler let you move Grappled creatures at your full speed?
It does, I'm pretty sure
That is what new grappler does yes
Mhm
One of my party members almost died today because my character was too fat and slow to get a healing potion to them in time. 😭
Carry a Mastif and run away at full speed now
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Gotta protect the puppy
I kinda wanna make my next PC use the grappler feat
Charger is probably the first feature my Barbarian is gonna get
Fits the speedy brute build I’m going for
My completely mentally sound paladin that uses a maul or a mace when grappling.
Bladesongs been a pretty good game to obsess over PC sword details
Charger is meh
Sora gonna find a new reason to be annoyed with me when I cast Druidcraft every day for weather
“It’s a wild magic storm.”
“GUYS! I know what we are gonna do today!”
I have a module for randomized weather, temperature ect.
Sorry I'm a Neanderthal so the more the machine handles it for me the better
what happens if you animate dead then give your skeleton “headband of intellect”?
Mfw I do it all manually
Nothing until they attune to it
can you command your skeleton to attune to it?
If it follows your commands yes. The problem is them taking the short rest
what would be a fair price for a magic cow?
Depends on your game and how magic it is
depends on how magical it is
What can this magic cow do?? Intrigued lol
Warlock and Dnd Faerun, very magical
Make them take the short rest (nothing says they can't), then you know have a skeleton who's smarter than 95% of the DND population
shared custody between Baphomet and The Traveler (Patrons) so a lot of stuff. Just got this one skill to summon a mini Ritual of Baphomet
If you can determine its rarity, you can use the magic item pricing table in the book
would it suddenly get personality?
That's for you to decide and your dm
it probably can’t talk because zombies don’t get language i think
Intelligently clanks
They can understand two languages but no they can't speak themselves
that’s interestingxD
then when it goes “feral” how would it act?
i think it’s pretty cool
Back to normal?
It's just a skeleton after all
it would still be attuned to the headband, so it’s a feral zombie with 19 intelligence
I'm only skeleton, after all
So how does that work if one of the languages is AMSLAN?
They would understand common sign language but likely not have the dexterity & fingers to properly speak it
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i wonder if they would act differently as a feral zombie with 19 intelligence
DM dependent, most would say yes
I think it'd simply behave more intelligently. That's all.
I should be clear: the zombie can understand 2 languages as a feral creature.
so it would loiter around i whereever it was left and attack whoever it sees like any other mindless zombie?
If it was a mere hostile zombie, yes. Zombies don't really have motivations.
idk, i thought it would be a pretty interesting scenario to create as a wizard, just make smart zombies
I would just say a zombie doesn't have the agency or intelligence to even go about the process of spending an hour attuning to a headband of intellect
What is the average HP increase for ranger
what stops you from commanding your zombie to attune to the headband of intellect?
6+con per level
6+Con modifier
All average Hp increases are half the hit dice maximum +1
Whoops I got my math wrong
Then add the con modifier.
if my patron is on the same plane of existance as me, would the feature contact patron work? for example my patron is a big cat, that lives within the forests and moves through out the world at it's whim (because that's how cats work.) could I contact her with this spell?
what if my patron is unintelligible? like Hadar or whatever patron the fathomless bow too (probably a big squid.) in that case wouldn't the requirements of the original spell be completely moot, does this even matter when talking about the feature, which comes first how the feature is ruled or the spell?
Most people will make their patron an intelligent being. Idk how to answer that.
Ask your DM.
These are great questions. The spell doesn't necessarily account for it a ton, but to be fully honest I imagine any decent DM will smooth over it and allow their players to contact the patron.
I usually rule the patron gives answers but not by saying it. Usually giving weird visions as an answer to give that “otherworldly” vibe
hadar is a very common patron. and some other worldly beings are intelligent but you can't understand them, like the other non hadar goo patron.
alright.
Isn't Hadar just a regular intelligent eldritch being?
he's like a plant I think endless hunger that eats planets and is dying, ever head of Juiblex? kinda like juiblex but big planet.
Given concepts are at least quasi-sentient in D&D, let's make some warlocks of cosmic Chaos.
I might play a rebellious githyanki for a future campaitn someday
To me its page didn't say it wasn't an intelligent being.
that would be fun, actuall that should be a thing, give warlock some of that cosmic power.
You mentally contact a demigod, the spirit of a long-dead sage, or some other knowledgeable entity from another plane.
your right although it's kinda implied.
Theoretically, anything that can conceptualized and 'reached' can technically be a patron, so yeah, the fundamental elements and forces are patron possibilities 
They'd probably be even more alien than GOO, though, if you tried to actually commune with them
it'd be kind of like the Wizard: Occultist from crooked moon, you get the ability to break the laws of the universe... but in like a lawful way because some elder god give you the keys to his backup car.
I feel like the only reason my players don't understand who the lich that's missing a hand is because they, like me, are new.
Who would make the most pragmatic GOO patron? The whole madness themes made me wish I could just have Cyric as a GOO patron, but that isn't quite it since he's, well, a god.
You should change your name to Leomund's Tiny Butt.
"In his desperate struggle to maintain power, Cyric resorted to cavorting with at least two of the Seven Lost Gods, Kezef the Chaos Hound and Dendar the Night Serpent."
"Cyric's immortal servants were known as the 'denizens'[117] or 'shades', souls that dwelled within the Bone Castle and the surrounding City of Strife."
Options!
I was tempted, but I figured this would make me less likely to get in trouble.
I made up a GOO patron that’s Neutral and not malicious
They love Humanoid creatures and find them fascinating in the same way an entomologist loves bugs and finds them fascinating
Hi new blood!
Welcome to one of the best games ever
Ranger: Looks at ranged Fighter "He does everything I do... But better"
But do they have Hunter's Mark?
Not at all! Ranged fighter is worse at being bad than ranger 
Gimmicky
Also, ranged fighter doesn't need to keep "What terrain is this?" on hotkey
Nor becomes COMPLETE CRAP the moment it's the wrong terrain / wrong enemy type
Pssh. Propaganda and balderdash. Rangers are fine, and their combination of skills and spellcraft makes them versatile team players.
Doesn’t even matter in ‘24.
Just saw the third party book i put on my next cart is 70 bucks for the physical
Gonna die of death
(Last time I played a ranger he continually got in trouble climbing things and not being able to get down safely. Poor Diego.)
What kind of medieval fantasy character is named Diego?
What kind of a biased question is that?
Last time I played a ranger, she was a ranger/sorc named Trouble who, quite fittingly, got into massive amounts trouble and mayhem, usually at the local town's expense. 
Best thing we've got in D&D is "Dyeggo"
My last ranger was Zyrrho Skyslicer, an Aarakocra Gloomstalker with a revolver
Why is "Diego" odd for a Fantasy character to you?
Humans exist in D&D, they can have normal names like we do in real life
We got elves and dwarves and devilkin tieflings but a name like Diego makes you question?
It's still medieval
Mate. No. Just no.
The Forgotten Realms actually ISN'T medieval.
Hell naw mate, maybe a bit Spanish but hell naw
We also have the 'Die' Barrel that sat amongst some Dye Barrels. The two idiots who climbed into it to dye their armor melted to death instantly.
Because it was a DIE barrel, not a DYE barrel.
"Jornathan!"
Funny how you say "new blood" considering I have a vampire spawn BBEG lol.
Like
"Oh hell naw Knight Diego Is goin to beat ma arse"
Also, that's a poor argument because in medieval times there was literally a dude named "John Bacon"
it's just naw mate, It has no impact
I'm gonna steal that concept
What made it funnier is they thought it was a misspelling, since all the other barrels were CLEARLY LABELED 'DYE BARREL' and that was the only one labeled 'DIE BARREL'
Also, majority of standard names we've known today have roots in ancient history anyway lol
It's not medieval
They liked the swirling colors inside it, so they couldn't resist leaping in to get rainbow armor and DIED 
hey is there a place to find a party
Forgotten Realms for example is in the renaissance era more than medieval, not to mention its high fantasy
thanks
I hear good things about taverns 
Dw mate
Drawmij, the name of a Wizard in the circle of eight
Is literally
Jimward backwards
Jimward still has impact
Otto, Rary...
Rn handcrafting the most evil boss fight for my players
Its gonna roll dice and do damage
I don't understand what you mean by impact.
Folks can have normal ass names in fantasy 😭
BBEG Warlock beaten by players turns out to be the minion of his patron, the Dungeon Mimic, whose health bar immediately appears.
Then they realize why he was the Warlock of the Dungeon.
hello
Hello
Ye maybe u right ngl
Sure, the hero of the realm, Joe the Normie, human fighter 
It would've been nice if the Wizard UA was kept the customizing Spell
Besides having a swim speed, climb speed, more that 35ft of movement, any spellcasting, and like half the skills and no expertise.
cant forget blindsight at later levels
Free invisibility,
Timothy.
I need help thinking of an information extraction scenario.
I am doing a one-shot with a player. Her character has a noble background so she has some equal footing with aristocrats.
Here is my thought here, she needs to infiltrate a ball and find the person that could be connected to a shadow banker who funds a known domestic terrorist organization (a bhall cult?)
Interested in learning more?
what?
D&D
Soon :3
Watah Deep
Counterspell
Sorry, Nealen counterspelled, today's session is cancelled
Now its Firehigh
Nealen, you've crossed me!
I thought we were friends 😔
Counterspell
No, Skyhigh
Waterdeep, Firehigh, Earthleft, Windright
HAH
The artificer in my Baldurs Gate game did baymax
metal spider
metal goat
How is it possible for an inflatable thing to be crafted in medieval times? Besides animal bladders
✨ magic✨
Cloth, I guess?
✨ magic✨
Uhhhh…
Cockroach
Cockroaches are tough
what would your irl d&d stats be?
let me know if wrong channel
Oh it was basically just baymax in armor form
8 Str, 8 Dex, 10 Con, 11 Int, 7 Wis, 12 Cha
DnD stats are realistically weird
Like they scale exponentially past realism past 20 I think
20 strength is a powerlifter, but any more than that is like an elephant, demigod, or dragon
Youre already above normal at 10
strength 10 is stronger than the average person. strength 20 is weaker than the average strongman.
at least if we take push/pull/shove weight into account
20 * 15 is only 300 lbs
How much can a 20 Str character deadlift versus a real life strongman?
^
Only 300 pounds at 20?!
How would you make an npc completely disappear but return secretly as a different identity?
The heaviest thing anyone has carried was Eddie Hall with 1,102 LBS in 2017
While I love pumping up strength stat, I wish it had crazier scaling for what it actually does
oh wait i thought 10 was avarge since that adds or takes away 0
Goliaths with Large form activated get up to 1200
I tend to view 18 as the realistic peak, so 20 is that final bit of fantasy without magic or monsters
its the average in dnd
your average commoner can lift 150 lbs
which is considerably over the "average" person's carry weight
That sounds normal to me
i dunno, i cant carry my own weight
i mean i am 165 pounds and can do a pull up
60kg distributed through backspacks etc, not all in your hand
Carryweight isnt meant to be biceps curls
I cant remember which one is the odd one out, but push/carry/lift have the same calculations
I bet you could carry your own weight
Most people can't.
Really?
I can assure you i cannot, and i work in Framing
trying to think how much i used to carry to school during a 5k
This doesnt sound right
I suggest packing a hiking pack with weight equal to your weight and taking a walk for a mile or two.
I can lift my body weight
But not for any reasonably long amount of time
i think youre overestimating people
That's essentially what carry weight is supposed to relate to.
actually i think most people can do that
They can't.
Actually the extended time period does change this yeah
before i started working out i carried my entire life on my back including 3 backpacks and a suitcase
Okay, that's you.
150 lbs is the amount of weight a commoner can lift comfortable for a undetermined amount of time
Comfortable?
if i could do that but could barely do a push up back then i am sure most people if needed to could
without encumberance
Does it say comfortable?
It is the maximum
Your size and Strength score determine the maximum weight in pounds that you can carry, as shown in the Carrying Capacity table. The table also shows the maximum weight you can drag, lift, or push.
While dragging, lifting, or pushing weight in excess of the maximum weight you can carry, your Speed can be no more than 5 feet.
Hmm without encumberance, yeah thats definitely not normal then
Considering they can carry it for 8 hours a day without being slowed down I’d say yes it is comfortable
Also, don't try to reverse game mechanics into real life or vice versa.
dnd isn't based on realism.
my question was suppose to just be a fun one... if you where a d&d charater what do you think your stats would be
8 in everything
i think i was able to carry.... almost 100 lbs... so, 6 STR.
6/8/9/10/7/10
updating CHA because i forgot i DM
mine i think would be
strength 10 was thinking 6 but i lived with my entire life on my back for 2 years and did move with probarly 150-165 on my back daily
con - 14 i have survived a few things that i dont think i should have and dont have any allergies
dex 13? took marital arts so have fairly good reflexes
wisdom 8 or 18 depending on the day xD
int 15 maybe? come from a family with very high iq and am fairly quick on my feet thought wise
charisma a 5 i have adhd and austim and cant read a room for crap
Nah, but actually.
12/12/8/8/8/8
pump up that CON, mr wilderness walk person
5/9/10/11/6/8
i was mainly thinking the crap i havent eat as a kid for con
like i got bored so ate a furry goldfish off the bottom of the school bus and didnt feel a thing all day
difficult to quanitfy all this cause all 6 attributes IRL are far too varied to be measured on a discrete 1-20 scale
thats fair but this is suppose to be fun doesnt need to be exact
what if my fun is being exact as possible 
what if my crystalized intelligence is higher than my fluid intelligence
or vice versa
If anyone is looking for players plz tell me I'm looking in the looking for players thing and there ain't nothing rn
why is there no slime based warlock, Jublix is right there.
Undead might work
just homebrew it
Jubilex is already a warlock patron
for which warlock?
As a Demon Lord, he's a Fiend Patron
my spelling sucks today
dang*
but like that's dumb, the lord of slimes and ooze and he gives me some luck sometimes, I wanna be gross.
My dm did a rat patron
my current warlock has a cat patron.
so im making a warlock where they have a polearm master and war caster combo, to do some battle field control, is their a way to gain more than 1 reaction per turn
Jubi can also be a GOOlock
magic items only
the only one i can think of is the caveliar fighter subclass but thats at 18th level
there is no spell that can do that, not even haste which is weird.
true
do you know what magical item? or would it be fairly homebrew
uhhhhhh
its ok if you dont know on the top of your head
I know theres like one.
I don't know the name I think it's like a hat or something.
Bloody Marilith, but its a third party magic item and consumable potion
i looked it up only with true polymorph into marilith can you gain more reactions
Vigilant Defender
where is that from? Is that the Steel Defender thing?
caveliar fighter subclass
level 18
oh thats what its called. I thought it was something else
i mean im not making a reaction based build but that would be a fun idea
just on the side, as it would be nice to have more than 1 reactions to counterspell then instantly blast anyone who gets near me
Mass Counterspell is just reaction-casting Antimagic Shell
/s
Idk if they were like.. removed? But werent there a race called Ursine? I can barely find anythin on them, but they were a thing, right?
the only one that came to mind is the cooked moon one?
Hm a bear race
Why didnt we have this thats awesome
I played one on minimal info.. I loved it, a polarbear man
But i want more info so i can actually flesh him out and offer him for campaigns
It should be pretty easy to homebrew
Darkvision, Powerful Build, 1d6+Str natural Bite weapon, Perception proficiency, Polar, Black, and Grizzly subraces
I’m not sure if anyone else feels this way, but:
I really miss when D&D was this fun game that you’d gather your buddies for weekly and you’d just joke around and play for the fun of it. Now it feels like so many take it too far, kill the spirit of the game, and make it unfun for everyone, by turning it into a power fantasy power trip. Rather than treating it as a collaborative/team based/cooperative game.
i used to feel that way. then i stopped playing with power trippers. life is better now 
It seems like everyone I come across is a power tripper lately. 😭 Or they blow the group up over some petty drama—
Then you need me. Im literally the greatest player and always right
Quite surprising. Not in terms of the blow it up part, but that I was afraid I would bring more drama and as such I was worried that I needed to leave.
Admittedly, I was being a bit dumb when that happened.
Yeah, I have that problem
One of my players is way better at the game than everyone else and when we get into PVP (Don’t worry, the players like it) he beats them up easily
Solution: do not have PvP.
I would not recommend putting that in the game; the goal is to work together.
The goal is to work together to PK the DM's favorite NPC 
Critical Role and all its consequences. Or rather, the lack of recognition for what exactly made it so successful in the first place and why that’s hard to replicate and place as the standard.
You can’t always expect a game to have roleplay that good or stakes that high.
Can still have an interesting story, it will never be that scale of grandiose though.
Oh dont blame cr for this one come on
Unless you’re like a pro DM for someone.
Listen again: that is not what I am doing.
Bring em up when ppl demand too much work from a dm or player
……………
Reread what I said.
I see the continued thought here and its good
But you did start it with "cr all its consequences"
I read that part too
hey everyone! hosting my first ever game (one shot) for my dnd group next week. was thinking of setting the party level somewhere from 3-4, could yall take a look at my final boss and give me advice (he has some abilities in the notes section) www.dndbeyond.com/characters/162374050/SBDeux
Also cr has a whole lot of pretty normal stakes tbh and the roleplay is only better through consistency id say, theyre not constantly putting out amazing acting
The one thing i will say they really hit out of the park is the personal inbetween but that often ends up awkward too
I was attempting to say it made UNINTENTIONAL consequences. I do not think that any one of the players nor the dm intended for it to become a big thing nor did they expect others to live up to their standard; other people made it that way and that was the consequence of them, not the cast.
Yeah I know but at this point the PCs Expect it
Felix (Tabaxi Battle Master) actually wants to freaking murder Deadpool (VHuman I forgot Fighter)
it's cool but is the boss for lv3-4
You can put your foot down
You don’t NEED to do what your players expect if you feel it is causing a lack of cohesion.
i dont know, looking for advice on that
I do, often. On goblins, gnomes, hobbitses, and dorfs. 
I would not say the stakes are normal. Some plots involve the destruction of WORLD stuff. Current D&D may have more of that, but even Baldur’s Gate III (and I know, it is a game) did not have as big of a plot that went everywhere. It was mostly restricted to the areas near Baldur’s Gate and the city itself. It’s not we suddenly pivot over to Neverwinter to go help Lord Neverember fend off a cult or go to Waterdeeo to duel The Mad Mage.
Fair cr usually ends in a world threat
But so would many campaigns at lvl 20
The reason why I think Matt is skilled enough to pull it off is because he is generally someone who thinks very good on his feet.
Bg ends at 12
Mercer has a very specific talent and experience that let's him do what he does
Yeah i just dont think what was said above has much to do with this unintended and often overblown consequence of cr
A lot of folks try and do a mercer without having what makes mercer mercer
I think plenty of people can be as good as him
This is what I meant.
The most impressive part to me is the weekly delivery all year
That is the impressive part
Per session hes good good but so are others
They can be as good as him, I would be remiss to say all of them can be, and furthermore immediately or quickly at that
Plus, should people even be concerned with the next Mercer? Fame takes its toll, Y’know. I’d rather be happy and obscure than famous and miserable.
I also think Mercer is very good and there's a lot to learn from him, but his stuff isn't the only one that works
Not to mention, imo someone should focus on being the next themself. It’s more productive.
It’s called Self Improvement.
I also think sometimes the mercer thing isn't the best thing for everything either
And it’s a very good method at combatting your mind comparing yourself to everyone else.
Agreed but saying "next mercer" doesnt have to mean being like him
I assume it just means being a rockstar of the ttrpg they love
No but I do see a lot of folks trying to be him
This is also something I was referring to.
I have yet to see it....
I've already seen it
The only one ive ever met who seems kinda like that is my friend who never does dnd but often hails him as god of dnd
I can't take the name Mercer seriously. Too much Skyrim thieves guild PTSD.
The Mercer effect is I have a job running games, it's amazing
Running these ancient dnd modules is easy, just need to know the trick
Well, if you feel happy doing that it is most certainly good on you.
He’s no god; he’s a man.
Im very aware
What's crazy about critical role is how much of it there is.
The Simpsons has been on since 1989. 37 seasons.
If you hit play on the very first episode of the Simpsons and the first episode of critical role you would run out of Simpsons and then have thousands of hours of critical role left
Thousands?
…………I doubt that.
There is also the side content too
As i said, the impressive thing about mercer, and players, is consistency
One shots and their smaller stuff
202 hours of simpsons over 1600 of critical role
Nearly 8x
Wow
Damn
No, I mean, Mercer was the traitorous thieves guild master's name in Skyrim, so I can't take the name seriously anymore 
Voiced by the guy from Thief (video game)
I only played Thief III 
I know. That was a quote from mercer frey, replacing nord doors with modules
Its at snowveil sanctuary while he picks the lock
Yeah, right before you get shot. 
The worst part is that he voices 2 characters, important ones, in the same storyline
Amusing idea I had, trying to outsmart an eldritch horror is like a D&D character (not the player) thinking they are outsmarting the DM and their Player.
So not 1000s left
Shocked simpsons is only 200 hours but i guess theyre shorter than i thought, never watched it myself
Nearly 1600 hours of CR I believe with just their main campaigns.
I actually thought it was 2000 something
I must have been counting my time watching, not total duration
Because ive watched 1 and 2 twice now
I got inspired by this book I read. Now I will make a broke dragon that lost the hoard due to gambling debts.
working with BBEG to get the money back
hello im new and im very lost how do i join a game
Did you read #find-a-game
i did, what should i put?
re-read the section that says "join as a player"
thank you
This is interesting mainly at what creature can make a dragon gamble that much and enforce their debts?
Some kind of djinn.
maybe some faerie casino or something
i think 3 hour sessions once a week for d&d is the magic number
any longer and it feels like it drags on
also, rune knight fairies r da best
the small fairy creature can become large THEN it can cast enlarge on itself using its racial and become gigantic
I did a Rune Knight/Paladin Fairy Gestalt once. Daughter of a Fire Giant and a Spring Noble knockoff of Queen Marika from Elden Ring.
4 is more the magic Number for Text games, because text is slower and needs the extra time.
did u make urself gigantic with your racial + rune night trait?
Huge, yes. Also took feats to give myself Alchemist tool profficency to keep myself stocked up with Potions of Growth.
lol so potion, enlarge, subclass. NICE
No, Potion and Enlarge don't stack as they're the same effect.
they don’t!?!
wtf i thought they did
Potions apply the effect via the Enlarge part of Enlarge/Reduce, and such effects don't stack.
Oh, boy. A bigger target for my iron arrows
Actually... why doesn't making a character larger also make them easier to hit?
There's only one size increasing item that stacks with Enalrge, and it's a cape from the second Phandelvers adventure book
Because 5E Simplied lots of things.
Older Editions, such as 3.5E, accounted for such things.
I'm listening
Being bigger made you easier to hit, but increased strength, had size based Damage die, etc.
Much more Crunchy, older editions were.
cause ac isn’t “hard to hit” it’s also “hard to deal damage to”… like a literal tank is huge… but you can’t exactly penetrate its armor with arrows no matter how big it is
To both their benefit, and detriment. Don't ask me why they needed no less then three different kinds of AC for Touch, Flat-footed, and normal.
Perhaps the Dragon gambled too much with the faerie court, lost all the gold that way?
The idea of a bunch of gambling fae is hilarious
Clearly the magic number is 3 hours sessions 8 times a day 7 days a week /jk
You know what? You right
3 hour sessions a day once a week is GREAT. plenty of time to prepare for next week… AND it discourages the players from doing screwing around doing nothing, because they’ll get literally nowhere… and need to wait until next week to advance the plot
Also, I think before my inkarnate runs out, I should map out the ocean for my world.
though, i’ve heard of horror stories where the players just spent the entire 8 hour sessions to open a single door
Cause somethings been brought to my attention that gonna need a bit of sailing and under da sea for.
The Dread Pull to Open door, is up there with the mighty DREAD GAZEBO.
The Dread Gazebo will always be one of the best stories
Hellooo.
Thinking about the Broom fight I had against Sora.
Party is fighting Manshoon rn, he's not doing well
Somehow the Broom survived the level 15 player throwing all his attacks at it. (Cr1/2)
Use the clones
Kill him and he walks in from another room next round
It his his simulacrum rn
I still can't believe it.
I rolled a 2 and 1 against the dreaded broom of doom
Animated Objects are probably some of the most fun early monsters to use
Cause you can really spook people with some animated objects which usually turns to laughter
The Broom is known for causing TPKs so you got to see its curse carry over to tier 3 I guess.
I await the day I see PCs die in Death House
I was particularly a fan of Animated Chairs, because they visually stacked, so no one could tell if there was just ONE chair attacking, or TWENTY, right up until the combat log showed all the chairs rolling to attack. 
I’ve quite literally been dropped to 0 hp by a wooden stool. A inanimate wooden stool.
It did 27 damage to my poor soul.
I wonder if I should do CoS after Eve of Ruin.
I wanna use some Animated Objects now
Well “my version” of CoS with the supplemental stuff
Specifically I wanna beat up some level 1s with some brooms.
Shame you guys didn’t fight the Broom that was the same Cr as an Adult Dragon
The Greater Broom
Greater Broom lies waiting still
Another summoner I had used illusionary monsters. Her favorite was Summoned Dancing Lights, which could all stack within each other since they had no physical form. She could summon 14 of them. Then they'd advance as a singular doomstack looking totally harmless until the enemy took 14 attacks per round from them. 
I'm suddenly and randomly remidned that my DM has a really old Githyanki Battlemech frozen in ice in a secret basement of the Church of Bahamut. (It's effectively Radiocative because it taps into the Positive Energy Plane, and leaks a bunch.)
You know what'd be hilarious? A level 1 pc dying instantly to an Animated Broom
It's only funny if it promptly sweeps their corpse out of the building.
That's not hilarious, that's horrifying. We had a whole dungeon based on animated furniture.
The Animated Boots were honestly the worst of it, though, they had really high damage and some DR.
Sweeps dust onto them as a taunt
The level 1 Wizard when the animated gun points at them
I am sure you don’t have any level 1 parties you can torture with evil brooms /jk
Nah certainly not
I do have a level 5 party, with a Fighter I'm gonna beat down next session
WHAT, this guy STINKS (Manshoon)
Tokii gonna end up getting domain expansioned by the dungeon boss
what do yall think about strixhaven?
DnD Hogwarts
I don't think it's bad per se.
Just not all it could be.
If you really want the "magic school" experience you'll need to get some third party stuff
interesting
And if you don't then there's no real point.
Lost the art for my one countries empress so had to piccrew something.
I need to do better at storing my stuff.
Strixhaven wasn't all that well thought out. Which makes sense since it was kind of a low effort MTG Tie In more then anything
Ye kinda just tried to make money off HP fans that are dnd players
It isn’t bad. It’s Mid.
It's got a beautiful alt cover tho, so glad I managed to get it.
Sniping alt covers whenever I can off Amazon has been nice
The LGSs near me got a lot of alt covers
where do I ask questions for 3rd party content?
Thanks. I couldn't see it on the side
Got Vecna, Quests, Strixhaven, and now Eberron: FotA
Quests is especially beautiful
The white book with Nafas, the noble genie on it.
Oh and the Alt box sets for Planescape and BoMT
I like the Lady of Pain artwork on the alt box
Vecna feels like a pushover for a level 20 party tbh
He is
If he stays in melee yep.
i think a normal lich with actual wizard spells would pull off a better fight
If not then he is a nightmare.
One of the biggest complaints I've heard about EoR is that it's not very consistent with difficulty
Isnt strixhaven one of the most popular dnd things to run
Vecna has the Strahd issue of “if run properly they are stupid dangerous or stupid easy if not.”
isn’t a regular lich with legendary/lair action just stronger than vecna?
Nah
WOTC has never been particuarly adept with Difficulty in any adventure as far as I'm aware.
Main thing Vecna has is his ability to run off, make a zombie as an action, heal 80hp as a bonus action while recharging his big AOE
he can just instantly down someone with power word kill
I just watched the new ted episode, based on dnd it was pretty good
PWK can’t instant down people unless they are below 100 hp
does his lair have a bunch of dead bodies?
I think he can just make them appear
Yep
The vecna alt cover is pretty cool
dm can always just make more zombies appear in the liches lair though
I did see a DnD beyond article for a one shot that gave him the lair action to summon Shadows which is neat.
Yeah but a new Lich abides by the new Counterspell rules
Vecna uses the old, and his negates 4th and below
They also do auto damage too
Odd time to be testing it with their big adventure.
Ye I think Planescape started it iirc
ah, liches in 2024 don’t get actual spell slots now 😭
Then Book of Many, Quests and Vecna have it
Does the Book of Many Things have it?
Pretty sure
Didn’t see that. I know Planescape definitely does
TBH I think the "removal of LAs" idea was a bit silly. But still, the addition of pseudo-legendary Reactions, is cool. You don't always have to remove something, to add something new.
Notably removing spell slots now lets them ignore the “1 leveled spell a round” rules now.
I might be misrememberinh
I know Quests does cause Nafas has the 3 reactions
Ah BoMT didn't use the 3 reaction system
My big villain definitely summons shadows
BoMT has LAs yeah
I enjoy the expansion and even occasional hybridization of systems
The main issue with 3 reaction system was spells that removed reactions
maybe, it’s as bit harder to just swap around prepared spells and just do high level wizard shinegans when playing a lich though 😭
Because after all, reactions require a specific trigger, whereas legendary actions can't really interrupt anything.
Like a 2014 caster running up and shocking grasping vecna then Misty stepping out then everyone just pummels him with spells
This too. I guess there could be a clause, like "an effect that prevents taking reactions instead removes 1 reaction" would fix it.
Counter spell moment.
(Unless it’s a quickened Shocking Grasp :))
Also I think part of why it was opposed was it was too boring
does vecna wear metal armor?
No
Nah, he doesn't wear anything
so no advantage
He just has metal components
Which could be gotten in other ways
Like, hit ribcage is gilded
also, if anything… why the heck does 2024 archmage not prepare shield/mage armor. it’s like they want to die 😭
Cause they have it through protective magic
They do have Shield
Or well shield anyway
It’s on their stat block.
Yeah I have it’s they got Shield and Counterspell on their spells
And they do have mage armor on
oh i see it now!!
It’s under Reactions
It's automatically accounted in their AC
rip i’m blind
Also Mage Armor is At Will on the stat block too.
The 9th level Cone of Cold is scary
yeah mage armor is at will and included in AC
wait how is 13+2 coming out to 17
It’s meant to imply Robe of the Arch Magi without actually having it on the statblock is my guess
Since they also got Magic resistance
So you don't just get a free legendary item for killing them
That too
high level wizards are just fun to play 😛
Since you can fight an Archmage around level 5 or so
yeah, the Archmage seems to be adding a pseudo Robe of the Magi on them
yeah except this mystery +2 AC isn't in the statblock
Yeah so is the Magic resistance either.
But they just have it as a feature.
Monsters ≠ Players in stats.
But the robes give you 15+dex and magic resistance so
So what they actually have is the Robe of the Archmage Armor
there is no data in the statblock that actually specifies why it is so.
yeap
many of the monsters in 2024 kinda have unexplained bonuses (since the AC no longer specifies stuff like Natural Armor)
Probably a majority of monsters in 2014 and 2025 in fact have it
hmm level 5 players can fight archmage?
its a Deadly fight, but yeah
I’ve done it
As long as they designate a special sacrifice
anything can technically fight anything
a fair fight is another story 
hope they don’t lose initiative, and the whole party doesn’t get 9th level cone of colded
+7 Initiative bonus moment
Just get Lucky.
true, but it’s an instant loss with a bad roll
Play a white Dragonborn
Then don't roll bad
Or have a good con save
Playing my first D&D game today
Only about 80% of you will be dead by the time the Archmage is. But that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Or play a Barbarian
Not nervous at all. Definitely not
Can they win it?
I'm kinda afraid now that I'm in t2 as a dm again
Cause last time I was in t2 as a dm, I one shotted a player and he quit
meanwhile I got two games in tier 4 and one in tier 3
rip, u killed their baby
Yeah it was brutal
that they spent months leveling up after many sessions
I attacked them three times with a Necromancy Wizard (MPMM)
no revivify??
The rolls were
20,20,19 (natural)
T2 should have a ample resurrections
Nah
they didn’t prepare?
The party was a Warlock/Fighter multiclass, Ranger (one who died), Fighter, and Paladin.
And they were level 6
ahh… well, that’s the problem! no one knew revivify
Yep I almost crit him three times in a row, and both crits and the regular hit did near max damage
So he took well over 100 damage
Not a particuraly mature player if they immediately quit over that.
idk, ppl get attached to their characters quite a bit
20d10 Necrotic and he was the only party member without Necrotic resistance
Had a similar moment with a guy who got 1 shotted by the Archer NPC. They have a feature that lets them add 1d10 to an attack similar to 2024 smite spells
He got very mad when the NPC used their “smite” like ability on a crit
And there a hundred more mature ways of handling the loss then ragequitting the group.
Found a screenshot of it, it was 188 damage total
He didn't just get obliterated. He got reduced to atoms.
doesn't archer "prep" it? Not on-hit?
ehh rangers suck anyways
It’s specifically says “Immediately after an attack roll”
ah
Yeah just checked.
"Immediately after an attack or damage roll"
So Nat 20 happened so they added a d10 that became 2d10
Tbh the death was probably not the main reason
The Difference between Force is Force is basically Magic Damage, and Bludgeoning is hitting a guy with a blunt object.
