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May i become your apprentice? I want all mentions of mystra to myself
They let Cyric in.
Cyric was better at the god game than Karsus.
Cyric the Faerûn equivalent to an edge Lord from reddit.
Karsus is still ‘alive’ 3,000 years later as a petrified wild magic radiating statue in one of the forests
What forest
They didn’t let him so much as cryptic abused the worship thing and then Ao turned that off after he pulled a funny
don't forget to mention that Cyric is a hero
I need to know this
Mystryl thought he could lecture my goat
I dont like cyric because he killed bhaal
Karsus is in the High Forest
Bhaal has way more style than cyric
I like cyric cause he mogged mystra
No. She literally didn’t do anything until he casts it targeting her. She died for like 20 seconds
Self Revived as the cities fell
He is in the ruins of Karse.
Then she turned the weave back on like an IT guy and added a no level 10+ role
I wonder why hes there
if i were to use Karsus' Avatar on Io, would that kill both Tiamat and Bahamut
That’s just where he fell to
she then proceeds to become an admin abusing shcum
Netheril was all floating cities. They all dropped out of the sky
Because of his actions, no God would accept him, not even Jergal who was the God of the Dead at the time.
She had to. The ‘lazzé faire’ policy on magic was a bad thing after Karsus cast that spell so she had to lay down some better ground rules
Hold on so were the mystra people all smarter than karsus, or were they not needed to be smarter because their way of becoming god of magic was assisted?
You just gave me the heaviest fodder ever for my campaign
There were no Mystra people unless you mean the Chosen?
No, they were not smarter, however, intelligence is not the only thing needed to be a god. You need wisdom as well and that is something that the arch Mage had very little of
Wow thats an incredible loredrop i can work in
Though none of my players will get the significance of it
It's people's fault; if you think you can safely live on a rock floating above the sea, maybe you deserve to sink with the city.
I think he just got unlucky personally. Should have worked
I mean cmon
They could though
Until one guy messed it all up
It was perfectly fine
Thats why the one that was in shars personal weave didnt fall
Not really, the goddess sacrificed herself to stop him. All of the other people who ascended to godhood were chosen, offered, or there was an opening they capitalized on.
Just kidding. I like to stan karsus but my man tripped up big there
No way his bloody name was Stan
There is a reason though that he casts the spell. He didn't do it because it would be funny
I hope one day i get to be in a campaign where you save him
I would love being a group travelling with a reforming karsus
I tell Karsus that Mystra is not the strongest god/goddess and have him choose Zeus or any other Greater Deity to deal with the phaerimm
He was told by a seer that the goddess of magic would face her greatest challenge and she would not survive the Fall out. And so, he believed that he could create a spell that could take over the powers of that goddess before she fell and use the power to unite his people and to defeat the ultimate enemy of his entire civilization, the phaerimm
For the first third you wouldnt even know its him, just a jaded guiltridden genius
Tony Stark?
What the momentary Lord did not anticipate in his lack of wisdom, was that his spell was the challenge.
I will use my magicmissile obsessed wizard as a contrast to karsus super ambitious mind, teaching him to appreciate less
Good ole self-fulfilling prophecy.
It was out of desperation
His admiration for Karsus, is what makes me never ever help Gale Dekarios
If you are a follower of a goddess of magic and you idolize that person at the same time, you're a special kind of stupid
Tbh you're also ruining him by going down that route
Gotta put your foot down and not nod along to every idea
To be fair, being a special kind of stupid is something that describes most wizards in one way or another
Is Gale even fully aware of Netherese atrocities and morality? I mean he might have glossed that over for the pure arcane study and such but also I thought he was less a follower by choice and more a chosen because he was smart/talented
he smart but he aint that smart
I just finished a wild magic table from scratch for my player
I mean he’s also a victim we should cut him some slack. Being told you’re suddenly a chosen of Mystra is like finding out you have Magic cancer suddenly
I mean he probably has some base level awareness from his research into Karsus's "wahhh mommy, the gods wont give me a turn on the god console" spell
Being The fact that he was alive when elminster brought down the city of shade on myth Drannor as it only happened 5 years ago by the events of bg3. And that the empire of shade have been terrorizing the sword coast for most of his life. That's a yeah
I think the idea with gale is he struggles to contain the “for science” side of him and forgets to fully think of the should I do this part
That poor city, the victim of an old man with too much power and not knowing where he was /j
Gale is an FR Wizard, iirc it's common enough that theres a general belief that most are selfish jerks, and thats in societies that aren't inherently hostile
He's just a little nicer than the average wizard
The player is meant to be the decider between him letting his ambition and drive overwhelm him or him managing to temper it into something more productive
Netheril is an active threat to Faerûn from 1372 DR through 1487. It conquered whole Nations displaced thousands of people and murdered many many more.
Netheril is still an active threat if you count the fact that Thay is the modern remnants
The nation returned in 1372 and was a geopolitical asset on its own through the 1400s
Ye he's a rare case where he actually has some good in him to be drawn out
Like his story is learning he doesn’t need to constantly do big gestures to impress people he cares for l just being himself is enough
All problems in dnd worlds can be traced to 1 of 3 things
Dragons
Gods
Spellcasters, primarily arcane ones
Trauma*
His big issue is never feeling like he is good enough
real.
Considering he was casting fireball as a child how crappy were his parents to make him feel not good enough still?
Ye an understandable issue to have when you're preyed on by a Goddess of your kind of people at a young age.
probably very crappy
Auntie Mystra is also prolly at fault here
Mystra is one of the worst people in the realms tbf no matter the incarnation
After all he was one of them spellcasters
there are better candidates but Ao is Ao
With how much pain and suffering wizards have caused Toril it wouldn't surprise me if the common folk would shun their own child for being one, other hand would be using them to get a lot of money
Doesn’t he mention the whole orb thing was him feel he needed to prove himself as worthy of her
Not pursuing magic is tantamount to choosing not to evolve
Mystryl’s only crime was inaction by choosing not to impose rules over mortals
Yep
Coolest god?
Depends
Personally, for me the coolest gods are ones that practice what they preach.
Wasn’t it mentioned this mystra is the third one that hadn’t been around that long at that point
Ye, she's the third one
I feel I heard she came to be around the same time as gale
Technically 4th incarnation I'd say but 3rd being to be called Mystra
There is some lore things there. The current Mystra did not return until the 1480s. So the whole getting preyed on as a child. Has some stretchiness to it
Yeah that what I heard at least
Fearun suffers from a lot of loose handwashing here and there because most people writing anything haven’t read everything for timelines
She did not return until 1487 completely so the whole Gale was preyed on as a child. Gale was probably 20 when she actually came back to life.
The video games are notorious for breaking everything all of the time. Up to a point where back in the TSR and early Wizards days. They were automatically doomed non-canonical until the events of the game were codified in either a novel or source book
Iirc BG3 has a plot that relies on ‘mind flayers don’t have souls’ but lore beforehand disproved that
Seriously. What the F is going on in 2026. Not even a hint of anything
Coolest god for me is probably Selune. Cause she thinks her purpose is based and doesn't constantly try to skirt around it like other deites
No books ever
Only MTG cards
The reason that we know the name of the first BG character Abdel Adrian. Is because the events of the first two games were canonized in three very terrible novels.
Like I was patient and I figured they were saving up for something big but almost march an nothing.
They usually announce in march iirc
Jergal and kelemvor are cool they just want to do their job
I went back and did some research on their announcements March is the normal time
like last announcements were all the way up to Eberron and FR last year
It just feels weird because their last release was very very thin and we are now 2 years into the addition refresh with no campaign
Their is a big humble of dnd novels if that what you mean like 28 book for I think 19 dollars
Yeah a campaign is needed.
I like the anthologies but I feel like everyone (kobold press) has done too many lately and not any big campaigns
Its cause anthologies sell better usually and are received better
I'm okay with no giant campaign. They take a lot of effort to make actually palatable for me, especially after the last several ones
Ideally I would like a source book paired with a campaign or anthology. I'd like to start seeing that
So time for Storm Kings Thunders'
One thing that I think I would love from the official D&D team on D&D Beyond would be guidance and clearance around adventurers League. The current method of coming to this server to go to some of the most cluttered and unorganized channels to learn about organized play is maddening
Well if UA stands, we're getting a Ravenloft expansion and Dark Sun setting guide sometime in the next couple years
Yeah I read about the Dark Sun one
Ravenloft will happen, but the Dark Sun one is debatable
I'll be honest though. I love Ravenloft btu I'm ready for a break from it
Curse of Strahd 2. Re-strahsening
Cause it goes against the "comfy nothing bad happens in dnd" public image hasbro wants. (Even tho all settings are absolute hellholes, Dark Sun is just the worst)
I'd love to see them go back and do Mystara, the BECMI setting but it might be too quirky for them
There's also the matter of how the current 5e designers would handle Dark Sun
Doubtful on that one there was a guy who made a complete campaign setting for that setting for 5e. He tried to get on the DMs Guild but Wizards of the Coast said no. So he made the whole thing for free. Look up Mr. Welch, 5e Mystars
Part two?? I haven't even gotten to the first part!
I remember that. Thanks for the reminder
There's even a printer ready version
Cause theres 3 options
1: They remove all the bad stuff in it, making the only people that'd buy it not buy it
2: They screw up again, making only certain people buy it
3: They do it right
All 3 scenarios they get bad PR from internet screamers but those should be ignored a lot of the time.
The thing about dark sun is, in my opinion, it's a setting that will require the deftest of hands and while there is a bunch of new blood at Wizards of the Coast, they haven't cut their teeth enough in my opinion on dark topics to get within a 10-ft pole radius of that thing
Reason it is happening is cause of the new blood i imagine
the old guys wanted DnD to be pure Forgotten Realms, other settings are for adventure books /j
Can I get that but they need to drop the whole PG-13 thing that's going on in D&D around that setting. That's what 90% of their marketing is about and they cannot do that with dark Sun
Yep
You can PG-13 a lot of stuff but not what's in dark sun without making it feel like you're downplaying the atrocities
If they dont want to do it right just license it to like goodman games or kobold press to do
Like they can try, but that will immediately start to alienate people who love the setting for its dark themes and tones
And people who are gonna cry online about dark themes in their dnd aren't gonna buy the setting if they sanitize it anyways
I'm interested and hope they do it right, I just don't see how the family-friendly image the company wants to throw up there, and that setting as a whole.
To be completely honest though, I was 100% surprised on some of the dark things that were in bg3. I'm surprised Wizards allowed half of that stuff
There have been more gritty 3rd party settings in recent years that have done well so they might have noticed that
I feel like the idea D&D is "comfy nothing bad happens" is a little hyperbolic. We have descent into avernus, out of the abyss, ravenloft and so on. Wanting to handle things properly is not the same as pretending nothing bad happens ever.
What I mean is that marketing likes doing that, when the reality isn't the case
Especially considering the long trend in the game's history, of making things family friendly. Feasthalls in the Realms, were just brothels. Feasthalls, were created as a name because they were afraid of the adult connotation.
And settings have always been a gamble. Settings in some ways were what sank 2e as it split the market base too much. So it's not unusual to favour a setting for a while and FR has been a favourite since late 2e
Fr has staying power because it's actually hold true to its own ethos, it's a setting for a thousand stories. It's a setting you can do anything in.
So if they market dark sun as a "hot spot for vacations!" like DiA and someone buys a book and first thing they see is
CW: Genocide, Slavery
Theyre gonna go "what"
And sometimes they pretend to touch a setting, while not actually toucing the setting at all. Looks at Spelljammer being a Monster Splatbook pretending to be a setting book
I dont mind this but I wish they would release a setting then a campaign or two in it. They jump from setting to setting and never really make content for it beyond the one release
Course in DiA's case its the same. Markets Avernus as a tourist spot when its Mad Max
Tho on the other hand, those ads are probably meant to be jokes
To be fair in this day and age of poor media literacy, I know people who thinks that everywhere is whimsy and fun
I'd love to see a proper campaign setting for the Feywild
Ye part of why I've been afraid to use darker themes in my games is i dont wanna deal with getting yelled at for bad things happening in a dice clacking game
I don't have high hopes for it. Even when WOTC remembers it exists it still...gets half ignored. And going by Witchlight...gets treated in a rather childish manner.
I remember hearing somewhere they wanted to release more setting guides
Like the FR ones
I liked the Witchlight campaign though
With a bunch of minor adventures for inspiration or quick reference
Take the current fascination with Karlach Cliffgate.
Such a beam of positivity. The golden retriever GF. One of the coolest and sweetest people to be introduced to the setting in decades.
There is a deep and dark trauma surrounding that character that you could explore without spoilers to the main narrative of BG3. I do not see Wizards of the Coast ever doing that. She's just awesome girl who is awesome!
Cause it's easier than trying to make a whole campaign that appeals to enough people
Now I will say emphatically the new FR books was a step in the right direction. I think that should be the way they handle settings going forward instead of trying to do one book that satisfies all ports
Managing to turn a campaign with the Dark Sun setting into a comedy would be a funny feat
And their dedicated adventure books have always been hit or miss while their setting guides have mostly been decent on average
And it still took them 10 years to get to it, and it was treated as an Expiremental "Everything can be resolved in a fun, kid friendly, peaceful manner." Adventure book.
Yeah I liked them. And Ed Greenwood is supposed to do a bunch of regional FR followups on DMs Guild
Taking 10 years to poke an entire plane and then treating it as a child-friendly experiment is....not a good sign for the future of Feywild adventures.
I mean the thing has Ray Bradbury vibes I didnt think it was that child friendly
There was a lot of bad blood between the people who recently left WotC and Ed Greenwood Mostly because of Spellplague stuff.
I think thats what I like about the Feywild is that on the surface it can look like a place of whimsy but there's something dark underneath like Alice in Wonderland
Witchlight wasnt really child friendly. It just didnt go full "dark fey" or whatever. It was a mix of things
There's bad blood between everyone who likes the Forgotten Realms and those people due to Spellplague stuff, to be fair
Child-friendly isn't the best term. I would say "whimsy" is the better one.
It's a slight nuance. Witchlight embraces whimsy in a way that does not, I think, serve its narrative and purposes
There definitely were parts that were whimsical yes, there were also parts that were dark
The only area part that I would describe as particularly whimsical throughout (without spoilers) is the first part, which is just the carnival
And a carnival is always just a few clowns away from being scary
Funnily enough, despite the carnival itself not being scary, there was a dark undertone to at least some of the pretenses the adventure gave to sending the PCs there
Yeah I feel like the 4e Forgotten Realms Guide was probably the worst point in the IPs history
Disrespected and drove off a bunch of creators, including the settings creator and almost made its longest running novel series end from making the writer angry.
I wish in the digital space they would do a Neverwinter Nights game. It covered so many things:Classic CCRPG, custom made content...there were servers that even tried to be an MMO, and a 3d dungeon platform with a DM being able to control it like an early day VTT.
DnD 10.0 by 2050 trust/j
It made the best author according to Ed Greenwood completely quit writing fantasy for DnD. Elaine Cunningham canceled her last book and left her long running series with fan favorite Arylin Moonblade unfinished.
I feel like the rest of the adventure definitely has an interesting blend of “dark whimsy”, if that makes sense. When I played through it, it gave me a very similar tone/vibe that Jim Henson’s Labyrinth did
Its a good descriptor for Witchlight at large
I'd love to see another full supported digital game / VTT like NwN1. Some of those servers are still thriving.
All cause "we know whats best, points of light the forgotten realms, 100 year timeskip"
I think somewhat fittingly (again without spoilers) the darker elements become more obvious (not necessarily saying they are not present elsewhere) the further you get into it.
Which is something I would call pretty classic fey themed
Yeah and BG3 already supports mods. All you have to do is expand it to have a tile creation system and the ability for a DM to take control.
It'd be interesting if Solasta 2 did something like that
Since it'll use the RAW 2024 ruleset as best as it can be adapted to video game format. Like Solasta 1 did with 2014
Ill be honest, with very clear acknowledgement of the difference between a video game and a virtual tabletop, trying to directly translate the 5e system (well, most editions of dnd really) into a video game is a bad idea
(Part of why I think its a good thing bg3 made a lot of the changes it did)
True, I meant from a trying to make a VTT mode pov
Yeah BG3 made the decisions they needed to translate 5E into a video game while understanding that it’s not gonna translate perfectly 1:1
having jumps and shoves being bonus actions for an actual table could get annoying imo
Definitely. Especially considering how many things in 5E consume a bonus action already
Also bg3 shove not causing prone unless they're knocked off a high enough area to be proned
Yeah BG3 shove is basically just a disengage that doesn’t require movement
I think the biggest examples for me are honestly moreso the things that bg3 chose to not include (with changes being a separate thing) A lot of spells and roleplay abilities for example
ye thats prob was the point cause if you could prone as usual, you'd just annihilate people
Like not including dispel magic and things like that was a good decision (despite people complaining about it)
i remember watching the interveiw when they said they did not include dispel magic because that be came the solution to half the game
Yep. It’s so easy to lose track of or accidentally use movements you didn’t intend to in BG3 that having an option to “disengage” without relying on moving away is nice
Imo they did real good in making it feel like dnd
I loved it. But I would also get into a game that was completely faithful to the rules. I just dont think most people would and it wouldnt sell as well
Goliaths are only considered medium size?
If thats medium then what the hell is tall
Yes but in 2024 I’m pretty sure they have a feature that lets them temporarily become large
5E doesn't do Large PCs
Even Centaurs, which are Large as Monsters/NPCS, are Medium as PC's.
Because WOTC thought, despite all previous examples, that Large PC's were Somehow Impossible To Handle for maps.
Large starts with ogres, who you'll notice make goliaths look like dwarves
Horses are Large, and are not nearly as big as Ogres.
Size is just treated in a very...stupid manner in 5E in General.
90% of the time it's pretty meaningless, and yet WOTC Treats it like it's Mission Critical. And the Difference between Small And Medium in 2024 rules since they cut out the stupid "Screw small Creatures trying to weild big weapons despite Sized Weapons not existing as a thing anymore." Stuff, is what they can Grapple.
And mount, among other things
The thing with Large is moreso how it affects other things, like auras and aoes
The only time being Medium or Large matter, is when it comes to Auras, and Reach, otherwise, it's a pretty meaningless thingi n 5E that does precisely Nothing but saying what you can, and can't Grapple. And, I suppose, what you can and can't mount.
Where it does create a pretty dramatic difference which from a design perspective, I can understand wanting to avoid
Have there been dev talks about PC size where they said it was highly important that there not be Large PCs?
Because "Mission Critical" is a lot if they haven't said anything about it.
I know there have been quotes/explanations from devs on Why they don't do Large PC's, and that it boiled down to "Hallways."
In short there's a lot of stuff that size affects, both explicitly and implicitly (aforementioned abilities, features, stuff like monster ability targeting, etc) that isn't listed in the size entries
Honestly? Its a fair way to shrink down all the reasons.
Hallways being shorthand for "it creates a very large (badum) incongruity of play for these PCs"
The differences between small and medium, or other creature types, are all much more parallel with one another than tiny or large stuff
Large is honestly not that bad imo
It would come up sometimes if you want it to as DM, but so can small
Tiny and huge are more comparable in my head
Being Large affects more things implicitly in a manner that creates exceptions (in comparison to Medium) far more often than Small
The big thing with large is the 4x4 actually so in combat it definitely matters
I was kinda focussed on narrative stuff there
Size doesn't really matter for narrative (generally speaking) regardless
-# 2x2.
Mostly because size is a game mechanic and narrative isn't mechanical
Mr Oops
Tiny and huge definitely start having repercussions even outside combat though
Tiny, not so much.
Tiny lets you do tons while also making many things completely immersionbreaking to perform
At least not 5e.
Huge bars your movement way too much and would allow for a lot of physical feats
A tiny creature would be kinda unable to interact with objects that rely on a medium height, and also carrying certain things
Id probably be up for it as a dm
But i understand why its something considered a bother
Huge is trickier because of dungeon design having to change way more
At this point I’m confused if you’re for or against having tiny/large
Im for it as homegame content if the DM is currently willing to put in the extra effort and it doesnt clash with the campaigns feel
But im not for official material making this a thing
Large, i am actually just all for, even in official content
I think there should be a large race
You can partially have that with 2024 Goliath
Partially indeed
I like the semilarges but do think it would be fun for many people to just straight up be large
Its permanent large that causes the issues
Id love playing a goliath that is actually large
My players runeknight is now large by default
Never caused issues, just some narrative flavour that felt good
I lost my dnd campaign a couple months ago because of a mistake i did
now i think i know how those people feels like when they break up with their ex
How the heeeeeeell
Regretting it?
How the hell what?
regretted it the first day
Theres plenty of fish in the sea-
or uh, tables on the web
Idk it just feels weird but i guess it makes sense why the ogres make goliaths seem tiny. How talls an ogre usually
Well unlike relationships, getting back together is always a valid strategy
Why not play with them again?
Disagree, its def not always valid
WELL i mean, i think i can't do that
True
it is a valid strategy except
i can't do that
10 feet tall on average. And on the large side
Then its not a valid strategy. Youll get over it though so chin up
Daaamn, a goliaths usually 7-8 feet. 9 at best
Don't forget that size categories are not about how tall you are, they're about your volume.
that's what i told myself but i'm over here venting in a dnd server after MONTHS of the drama
pretty sure they moved on already too
except for the "valid strategy" part
so.... a really wide goblin can be large sized?
Also a goliath usually dosent have a beard i found out but i still want mine to have one. Any good reason as to why he would have one
It would be dead from morbid obesity before it reached that point. But yes
great
i'm gonna make the "Malnourished Glut" Who is a goblin that is really fat, and is considered huge sized
but he still survives from the obesity because a random deity hated him and cursed him to survive that
could do vox machina stylised belt
I got another idea for my cleric goliath. When he fought one powerful devil that he lost to, he got his eyes gouged by it. But from help of his deity, ilmater he was given new eyes, but have no pupils.
Not even volume. They are entirely about area of control.
A horse, a lion, and an anaconda are all large despite being massively different heights and volumes from each other
I havent seen vox machina
so you're saying
someone with really long arms can be huge sized?
search up belt vox machina on youtube or tiktok or google
The only creatures that have their size category dimensions be their literal size are, fittingly, cubes
The ooze kinds
that make sense
Ah i see now, yeah that could kind of work
Altough ill make it just simply give him a beard for balancing
to justify it more
if your goliath has a family or village (which i'm pretty sure your goliath has a 50% chance of parentless backstory)
you could probably make that belt a heritage thing
for whatever reason you wanna do
Yeah could work
Damn
so basically just genetics mutation
feels the exact same thing as those people with exes saying "it's not the same, i don't wanna be in a relationship anymore"
man if only i can send pics right now
there'd be tables on a spiderweb
français ?
The language French
does it translate to exactly that, actually don't answer, it definitely does
franch
Je ne peux francais
Sorry, this server is English only and as a rule, the moderators regretfully have to enforce that as they cannot moderate in other languages.
thanks
wait like a decade and there'd be AI auto translator for chatting
can you help me im a new ( french ) and i try to do a character cart
And it will still horribly mangle turns of phrase and a hundred other things 
Take a look at this post: #dnd-newcomers message
And do feel free to ask questions if you need further help!
thanks
There's more the one way to Flesh a Felis Catus
"F### your loving mother"
"Sorry, i meant to say (llama)"
(pls don't take this seriously, i dont know if they spell it the same in chinese)
basically XD
Oh boy, I just realized
Tonight is the night I get to play more of my Bogeyman, Bogey! (Bugbear Ranger fellow) :>
I'm gonna ascend!!!!
Ascend ascend with Gooooorb
a bugbear being a ranger
seems very accurate (if you try not to think about bows)
if you think about it, they should really get a thrown weapon range increase too; more leverage
Go bogey
My Bugbear Fellow is gonna be a Gloomstalker :>
He's also going to hell!
As the campaign is Descent into Avernus
Ascend…
dude i wanna play in the avernus campagin someday
finally maybe managed a gestalt campaign that starts in a few weeks 
Im interested in the idea of gestalt campaigns
Im terrified of actually ever running one
this inspired me to make a mechanic where you can double your range for specific ranged weapon if you take a turn to charge it
but then i forgot i lost my dnd group and campaign
Bugbear Rune Knight with a Reach Weapon would be something. Reach out and poke someone with a really long pointy stick.
i still think its funny that some subclass give you more languages only for them to come up every so often
Bugbear Elemental Warrior Monk with a 20 foot reach
put together the most reasonable and low powered interpretation of the ruleset to make gestalt as close to the base game power level wise as possible and one of the DMs I play with wanted to try running it
I got like 9 official D&D coloring books that included a really cool 15 3/4 x 9 3/4 full color poster inside, at dollar tree or general (i forget) for $0.01 each!!!!
They look sick af
Pog
Now Color >:]
they should add an alternative feat to replace the languages in case the campaign that players do doesn't use languages as much
Why does it feel like an eternity waiting for to play the next DnD session 😭 😭 I WANNA PLAAAAAY
there's a colouring book??? and it's 0.01 usd????
how often do you play dnd per week/month
I don't see how any Gestalt could Possibly be close to base game power level wise. Given it's basically doubling your effective level and giving you So many options.
should presumably only have to max HP until like tier 3 and then maybe add like 1~2 virtual players to CR calcs if that
not enough, obviously
most creatures can just learn common is the issue or just know it by deafult
I find that languages don't often matter in a campaign because most folks that are important that you'll encounter will speak common
yeah i think they do penny sales for things that are getting discontinued
You're still limited by action/ba/reaction
it gives you more kit but your HP and saves are still fairly close to vanilla
I had a game last night but was so wiped out from the day I was kinda lost.
Looking forward to Monday for my next game session.
Once a week😭 I wish we all just quit our jobs honestly
damn, i do twice a week (i'm the dm) but i don't have the dnd group anymore
I do about 3x a week
Yes, but It still does things like being a Full Wizard while being a Full Fighter as well, which does all Sorts of nasty things to combat balance.
2 paid games and one West Marches I Run
Super excited for this fresh campaign (also a DM)
I have two gonna be 3 a week
Monday Tuesday then Wednesday starting next week.
Let's see
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday (every two weeks), Thursday, Saturday, Sunday (every two weeks)
donate it to a random pre-school and make a random kid have hyperfixations for DND for the rest of thier life
My players did this very definitely planned and awesome thing this week.
i'm extremely
and very viciously envious of you
Ye, we're trying out just over maxing Enemy HP while in tier 1 and if we need to can start adding Virtual Players to the CR calc
Where they completely intentionally had life comes first events at the same time so they wouldn't do it in succession so we could keep running sessions
I'm in campaigns very often :>
not even weekend wth
I have friends to give it to but I’ll keep a bunch
There isn’t anyone to donate to really
I have like 18 hours of recurring sessions on a weekly basis atm
oh damn, that's for multiple campaign?
Would I be evil if I drop a false hydra side quest in this campaign, contemplating life decisions
I run 1 and play 1 a week, and the more I think about it the more I've decided it's enough
My plans to run another campaign on Fridays
Do you guys allow regular guns in your campaigns? (Besides for artificers)
Yes
I have sessions every
Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday
And Wednesday and Sunday are Bi-weekly
All different campaigns
Also, not saying it is close; just running a more reasonable interpretation where you're not getting like 4 saving throw profs and double feats and double spell slots or other insanity
would be peak if you know how to manage false hydra
maybe even keep mentioning a random person's name and drop fun facts about them or "they'd love this" and make it blend in into your player's things "player 1 would love this right?" and turn blatantly ignorant when they ask about the names (although that'd be too obvious if they had false hydras or know of false hydras before)
I wish I can play that much
yes, and no to the evil question
Urzit may be John DM
But, I'm John Player
You might think you have someone else at your table, but it's just Tokii with a costume store mustache with a monocle
tokii has yet to play at my table
I have 2 on saturday, 2 on sunday, and 1 on monday q_q
my tuesday game died and my thursday game swapped to saturday so they're all bunched up now 
Oh I have it planned out since I plan to make this campaign horror themed
(that I know of)
that explains the random skeleton in my player's party that everyone glazes for being such a peak guy
although come to think of it....
I only dm once per week but big session
Or have I?
oh damn, nice
i'm very envious
I've Secretly been at ALL of your tables at least once, trust (silly)
Solid 5-7 hours per session
my goal is 4 dmed sessions, 1 player session a week
Enough to keep me sated
DAMN
I've played in a game with 8 hour Sessions every Friday
It was fun
But i crave playing… i crave it….
Honestly I do join CM Games Saturday Oneshots to scratch my itch for DnD
I wish I could DM 2 and play 1, but I don't think I can run 2 a week
I def couldnt
that's... 5 sessions a week, exactly the amount of workdays....
is your job to play dnd or something???
Need a new tuesday and a new thrusday game 
Nah my jobs to lay around and do whatever
I would get stuff mixed up
If you were to run a game that would go on for just one year, weekly 3 hr sessions, and the players wanted to get as powerful as possible, how often would you let them level up? (assuming they don’t waste their time doing nothing)
so I don't go tuesday to friday having no game to tide me over to saturday q_q
be a note taker
and be the most reliable person in the party
in contrast to your old self
I just wouldn't have enough ideas for the both of them week by week I don't think, Or maybe I could, but I feel like different games would get more or less attention
I work virtually, so I have plenty of time for D&D
I can do campaign on Tuesday if anyone wanna start one🤣
DM 3 games is probably a more realistic goal
For me its the latter
Monday Wednesday and Friday, that way i rarely go without tabletop games
I put so much into my campaign already
My current campaign I just let ride off random encounters and players actions
Imma get you /silly
oh my gosh, i mistook it
the job was actually just laying down and let 8 different tabletop games play itself
Could make friday an AL table
I mean other systems
shoot, just read your past messages
immediately forgot you were the DM @tall forge
I put 97.82% of my weekly dnd brainpower into my thursday games and then put the other 1% into my friday game
Pathfinder and Fallout are tied for the Friday spot
Yeah no, playing would be easy
none of yall here do saturdays?
Fallout Friday has a good ring to it
you guys don’t play sunday?
I have a 3-4 hour and a possible 5 hour on saturdays O_o
I try, but Sundays can be murky for a long term game for me
My "thursday" game is actually just run whenever we're free. That's thursdays for the next few weeks. Saturdays I sometimes do but I have other stuff going on. That's weekend time. Saturday nights are for life
playing sundays right before monday is crazy work
I work monday- friday
or you just do it earlier in the day instead of evening/night
I have another another campaign where I’ll be playing as a player but idk when that one is gonna start and I already dropped 200 bucks to commission my OC AND HE’S BEAUTIFUL
It’s my only limiter…
I moved to the other side of the globe so my regular 3pm Sunday game became a 4am Monday game.
Insane
yeesh, that's rough
Yeah i have a sunday 11:30-3:00 game but I used to have a saturday ~3-5 game
I enjoy it a lot, or else I wouldn't be be doing it.
Might as well use him as my pfp hehehe
I mean, i would do it too
I played a 9am game for four sessions which imploded and I'm ngl I'm a little glad it imploded because it was not fun enough for a 9am start
But i really wouldn’t want to lmao
i feel like 11 is the earliest honestly
I just end up going to bed really early and setting an alarm.
Mood, I've commissioned over 20 art pieces of my character and it's only been session 2
Do you wake up early for Waterdeep Menaces?
Yeah but waking up into immediate dnd is a no for me
granted, I didn't drop 200 bucks, I dropped like 15 bucks
I would be so out of it i couldn’t dm
A little. it starts at 11 so I definitely try and like, make sure I'm awake by 9 for it. It's not super early
Oh my lord I could've bought the PhB with the money I used to commission art
Is it worth waking up early for?
It is
Who needs to know the rules
HELL YEAH!
I mean it's also not that early
Sighh, let's get back to paper and pen, as the ancient DnD players intended
I did this for a one shot with folks in Australia. We started at like 4am and went until 8-9am my time.
Worth it but man was that a time.
rules are option designed to limit your player agency
training wheels: off
Damnit, now I got one of Gooses little freaky characters stuck in my head
He made a character that was a Kenku Divine Soul Sorcerer that was given power by Bhaal.. and all the Kenku said was "HELL YEAH!"
As an australian this is why I really try limit my playerbase to other australians when I dm. I love other players but, I know what our time is like for yall, I can't put someone through that week by week
I should play a cultists Kenku character
Have him only say
"HERETIC!"
I had a 4 piece drawn and since my friend is the person I commissioned she gave me a bundle rate I paid 175 for two full body/full details/full color, and headshot and a reference piece, her original rates weren’t bad either it’s cheaper than most Artist I’ve commissioned before thank god😭
Zealot Barbarian
Zealot Birdbarian...
Heretic, the Kenku Zealot Barbarian 🤔
That's gonna be a back-up character for... something
Maybe Baulders Gate
I’m new to playing dnd and am wondering if anyone has any tips on good things to do during a session so that in the next session we can better remember where we left off. I’m also playing with a dm who is dmming for the first time
I simply cannot let this horrible spelling of Baldur's Gate go uncorrected, I'm so sorry
Very close to kismesis there.
Is that a bad thing?
I don't know 😭
OH! oh...
Funny, Elgate >_>
I'm putting you on the Nemesis list!
Close enough
Knome would never kiss a fella like me 😔
and tashas, and xanathar's, and heroes of faerun, and forge of the Artificer
"or" not "and", I only spent 15 bucks for all 20 of the art commissions, regional pricing is like that

I thought you said you spent 200
misread what you typed
Hah! over my dead body, I could only dream of having that much money in this third world country
I spent that two hundred, and it’s very well spent🤣
you could buy 4 foundry licenses with that 😵
I don’t want to think about how many books I bought from DnD beyond both the book and digital copy😭
Me and my group just share the one foundry license…
Yeah that's what people usually do
Its a good vtt
I like just having the physical copy I like to read
it is, but with the currency conversion it's hard to get because 50 dollars here is = 3000 currency
i so much prefer physical books, and then i just piggy back on one of my player's "campaigns" to have access to the digital content
Last book I bought was the monsters of the multiverse 
I am usually the one that provides the digital copies and it’s hard finding books in certain stores so I just go ahead and by the physical and digital copies
If it’s gonna be 60 bucks in CM games anyways but as well spend it on both copies for the same price😭
my lgs just orders whatever books i need/want
i have a lot of store credit at my lgs, and nothing i really want... so i just get more books
So I've been using Onenote for D&D notes so far, but I was wondering if anyone has a better altternative for taking D&D notes?
I dont have money or space to buy physical copies 😔
And buying digital copies seems pretty pointless, tbh
For me specifically*
it's being resold here at like 5x the price because of how hard it is to get here
i use pen and paper... but i'm going to start having notebooklm transcribe and summarize my sessions for me, see how that works out
thats pretty awful yeah
It’s good investment to have the GM and Player one as physical copy
yeah, I though about it, but I have a feeling my table won't like that I record our sessions and then feed them to an AI
Might get it one day, but for now i stick to my normal methods
are you a player or the dm?
Both 😄
You should ask em
I also like to use pen and paper but that’s because I take notes with pretty pens😭
if you're the dm, then it's your table right?
But as a player, should definitely ask the dm at least.
I DM my own campaign, but am gonna play in another one in like a month
notebooklm is nice in that it's a pretty closed system
I don’t take notes as dm though💀
I will say, dm should still mention it
fair call
I had players who don’t like being recorded
I like writing notes though, so I don't want to replace it with AI notetaking based on what we say
Cus We say a lot of dumb stuff as well
solid. i'm still partial to pen and paper
I also know I for one would not be comfortable having a recording of myself being fed to an AI
and I imagine others may too
I do that, but at session 100 an NPC appeared that sounded familiar and it took me like 20 minutes to find it
Obsidian, use obsidian
Pen and paper is just easy to keep track of, google docs is also not so bad to use for notes if you wanna split screen
you can link notes together, and you can even search for keywords, + there's no AI
I've been having so much fun taking notes of Curse of Strahd for my first session (as the DM)
i'm gonna be trying a mixed digital presentation for this "season" of my campaign.
It's an actual tabletop session, but i'm gonna try incorporating more digital media... see how it works out.
coincidentally, that's the campaign I'll be a player in
It's a great campaign, but oh boy are there so many NPCs and locations
Yeah, my DM did say that at session 0
Most of the time we do our campaign over discord I load the map in the discord board and it’s easier to navigate the VTT😭
hence the prepwork for a half decent note-taking system
hi chat, good morning
Owlbear can feel a bit wonky at times, but it's got a free fog system, I think if I really like DMing I'll just get a summer job and save up for a Foundry License
was going to come here to ask a question but apparently reddit already had an exact answer for my specific hypothetical
what is the question
reddit be like that
Surprised Reddit gave you an answer💀
I was wondering how much force an Owlbear could exert with its body while making a bludgeoning style attack. Apparently it's 93,750 psi.
i just know the rules and play the game. dont need books to run a game. just need to remember the rules
it's going to depend on the weight and muscle density of the specific owlbear
The books are there to check to make finding monsters and other stuff easy, it’s to each their own, however you want to play is up to you but I prefer some references for world building, checking enemy stats, and etc.
If anyone in here is a dm and noticed a particular player was rather bored most of the time and said they felt that their character was basically just doing the same thing over and over and wanted to switch to a new character how would you go about that either letting them switch or making them wait till said character dies? And if the party was level 5 would the new character be level 5 or would you make them be a lower level?
generally speaking yeah. In this specific instance it would have been a very specific instance to get that number because it's the power of an owl adjusted for if it was the size of a ~600 lb grizzly bear. Since it's speculative I'm not gonna treat it as anything near fact, but it's a fun theoretical number to throw around
me when I use "specific instance" twice in the same sentence
still got morning brain, havent had my coffee yet
may i ask why this info was needed?
as with all highly specific research I do, it was of course needed for writing
I cannot have confidence in my writing if I cannot describe a tiefling being slammed into by an Owlbear paw with accurate physics
The big ol' owlbear came crashing through the door, and with a might swipe pummeled the lowly tiefling with a big meaty claw.
The tiefing said "owie" and was knocked back!
i did get a book gifted once and love having it for the art and flavour. you definitely dont need them to play though imo
i think theyre worth the money as collectors items, not for rules
im glad they gave free basic rules themselves as well. thats a nice thing
yeah, looking through the books for the pretty pics is nice
this was the topic of discussion at 4 am with my boyfriend LOL. The phrase "owlbears are ~1,500 lbs, and I would not like to find out what getting slapped into the ground by one's paw would do to a human body" was said and I was like "hold on I need to figure this out but maybe not at 4 in the morning"
Owlbear is all you need
Getting the pretty pictures from the books is nice🤣 I do just like having them, it’s a total preference thing, I just prefer reading from physics copies
Yes I am aware, thought sometimes it feels a bit wonky to work with
anyways, it's that time of year again where I do some world building and attempt to DM 💪 I however need to buy a physical copy of the 2024 phb because I Cannot function with the digital media books it's actually akin to torture
When you need the content tables🤣
also Urizt, I was wondering, do you think the Durst Manor is alright as an introductory dungeon to level 1s?
Agreed, physical books are the way
there seems to be a lot of contrasting opinions here
physical books are definitely more fun than digital reads
I like the smell of new books though
I'm a very tactile person and I'm able to function much more smoothly when I can flip through a physical copy and find things easier
Old ones are a class of its own
see i used to like book smell but modern books dont smell anymore
The death house?
i ordered like 20 books over the past years and none of them smelled nice
Yes, commonly known as the Durst Manor
they all just smell completely sterile now, nothing basically
classic book smell is one of the best smells in the world
Run it raw an tell us if you liked it @echo
new book smell <3 I love the scent of like.. textbooks and big encyclopedias when you open them up for the first time. Big fan of that ink smell
I've heard of people getting TPK'ed there and others not even knowing that players could die there
Yes I got a new book and omg it’s so nice, it gives me a headache reading it but it’s a good smell
When I got my 2024 Dungeon master's guide, I had to flip through it a few times just to savor that new book feeling where all the pages are stiff and smell nice
did the same with my veterinary textbooks
Same I think my best new smell book has to come from House of Leaves
Next in line is all of the DnD physical copies
heroes of the borderlands box smells really good
or at least the first printing did, idk if it still has that really woody scent
oh yeah that was a great box openining smell
you're the one who told me to make sure to smell it. it was definitely a great box
you dont do this as much as i do it without getting a little bit to far into it sometimes, no regrets no doubts
Omg 😭
I just found a great idea for a DND character in a western setting 😭
A lil duck cow boy with newt skin boots and a six shooter
He would be the deadliest dueler in the west
His tiny,tiny pistol would blow holes in mountains 😭
Are there any spells that revert a druid his wildshape
It's so cute tho 😭
In a way, damage spells /j
Moonbeam, I'd reckon
Oh yeah that too
It reveals a shapechangers true form and reverts them
I love moonbeam
I wna see a tiny big talkin duck cowboy with his trusty six shooter taking down bad guys 😭
My changeling character is afraid of the Druid in the party because she knows she has moonbeam prepared
Name him Johnathan Duck
Good, be fearful
i don't think wild shape technically counts as shapechanging
Or his nickname "John Penny"
A friend of mine once played a cowboy raccoon
although 2024's moonbeam only refers to have being shape-shifted, so it depends which version you're using i think
Hey guys
Omg ,IDEA ,we need a DND campaign were the party is a bunch of silly animal cowboys
Imagine a bear cowboy that's just a stupid hill Billy, 😭
"Hi there Ma'am I'm bubba,have you seen my frands?"
Tiny hat, dumb face
there's a whole system for this, actually. . . .
Comically small boots
I need to do some research
Yeah I know of moonbeam but nothing more right? even dispel magic doesnt work
Also, subclasses and other rules from Xanathar’s Guide to Everything and Tasha’s Cauldron of Everything will eventually be compiled in a new book, similar to how the 2021 release Monsters of the Multiverse revised statblocks and compiled information from several older rulebooks.
— https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/dungeons-dragons-one-dnd-backwards-compatibility-creator-summit/
is this still a thing that is in the works?
actually i was mistaken, but can i dm you?
Yur
Targeting a polymorphed Druid for like dominate human? Is it still counted as a human or do we need dominate beast/monster?
You mean wildshaped, not polymorphed, right?
Those are mechanically different in a few regards so it might matter here
YEah def wildshaped!
Polymorphed also*
Polymorph can use dominate person? But wildshape als changes the typing so dominate monster/beast then right?
Polymorphed does change type
Druids in Wildshape are still considered the creature type they were outside of wildshape
So wildshape doesnt change type. Google and reddit lied to me
Did it get it right for poly tho?
2014 wildshape seems to change type to beast im reading it
Huh?
I've read this If the druid wildshapes into a beast, its type changes to match that beast. So, the druid is no longer a humanoid, the target of Dominate Person is invalid, and the spell ends. In this way, it works in reverse of the Dominate Beast spell.
Yup in 2014
ahh yeah
You only retain alignment, mental stats and personality
And apparently racial abilities, which is confusing
So with Poly & wild shape dominate beast/monster is the way to go
Like a tiefling that wildshapes could still use hellish rebuke
But is no longer humanoid
You sure?
In 2014 yes
ah poly 2024 retains creature type
So poly = Dominate person
WS = Dominate monster (which targets a creature)
Ahh. 24 lets you keep your class features.
Talking about 2024 here
14 also retains class ha
But again the physical capability is required
Can't cast spells in either version, though.
I don't see anything about racial abilities in 2024's entry though
Could a 14 bear use extra attack if multiclassed?
I was about to chime in but I don’t know all of what is happening
The text implies so imo
They shoulda just kept wildshape as it was in the UA
Yes.
This sounds really fun
Or monk
that does
The cooler half brother of ranger
A wildshaped druid can cast spells right in wildshape?
Kungfu panda time
Perfection
I had absolutely no idea wildshape keeps class abilities, thats hilarious
That's... exactly the opposite of what I said, quoted in your reply.
I still run wildshape like in 2014
Roel might be talking about a subclass that can
Isnt that a moon feature?
I’m pretty sure it’s a feature that high level Druids get
Talking about moon druid yeah
I mean, take it to #dnd-rules and yeah, if there's a druid feature that overrides it, cool, but the default is no spells for bears.
Indeed
that'd be hilariously fun
Protip: have your druid come from a city with a large zoo.
"How do you even know that form?!"
"Trumpets!"
"It was revealed to me in a vision"
Hello ^^
If my DM is doing a campaign in dnd beyond and I dont wanna bust my butt to make my homebrew character in dnd beyond should I just ask him if I can put a placement character in dnd beyond for dice rolling and stuff while I use my physical Character Sheet?😭
Imma cry nagivating homebrew subclass at this point
Do you need to be a homebrew subclass?
Nah I have the physical character sheet for the Dancer class I just used the GMBinder for the class I need. I thought it would help the dm see my dice rolls for my character if I had a dndbeyond character sheet in his campaign but honestly I dont know why I am trying to help him, he can suffer
For me personally I am wanting to use a homebrew species and class for this upcoming campaign. My DM worked with me on finishing the species on dndbeyond and making it functional (only took a few hours). The subclass will take a bit. So he just recommended me to do a class that currently is made/existing that is the closest to what I want, then we'll integrate my homebrew desire when it gets done.
The important thing is that I am constantly communicating with my DM about what I am implementing and my ideas so they're on board, and they can give me advice.
Yea the subclass homebrew on dnd beyond is giving me a headache I had to delete it a couple of times cause it didn't seem right
Right? it's so unecessarily overcomplicated
Honestly it's easier to use a base one then edit from there. I have a few tabs open where I looked up a specific spell or a specific class through the homebrew maker, just so I can see the textcoding needed.
It's complicated at first but after making my first few spells it isn't that bad.
That's the nice thing about dndbeyond is that I can take pre existing stuff and then look to see how it's set up, and just mimic it.
EXACTLY like Monk as the base class and I wanted Dancer to be the subclass but I want to replace qi points with dance step but then I have to scale and how do I even replace Qi points in the first place
I feel so vindicated right now
Ah, you can’t on dnd beyond. You can’t remove features
yea using my physical sheet
Fortunately 2024’s name for Ki being “focus” would make it easier because of how much broader the name is
you can change subclass stuff, but not class stuff, and that's alright. My magic homebrew thing I am working on doesn't work as intended with current existing magic classes, so I use a google doc explaining it, and I have that doc shared with the DM.
The spells and such I implement into dndbeyond with existing things and I just refer to my document about how it'll actually function, while obeying the technicalities of dndbeyond and D&D rules in general.
I have my dancer chart so it's less complicated, as long as my dm know how the class work we should be fine
As long as the DM has access to your physical sheet (lowkey you can just send a photo) then it works.
Then all the subclass things and spells your Dancer might have, you can homebrew that in dnd and just change the text and descriptions.
A good DM, and party in general, will help you with homebrew creation and navigating dndbeyond.
The only hard part about homebrewing imo is the textcoding and making it work automatically with dndbeyond stuff. (i.e. clickable spells and conditions).
I want to find a campaign that'll let me play a Battlemaster/Moon Druid multiclass now and go around tripping, goading, and riposting as a bear xd
I have the class reference so I should be good, Kind of Eyeing the Art of Paragon from the GMBinder Dancer class guide
For example: this is the text coding I had to learn and manually type in just so I can click on an attack and it'll roll as intended:
[rollable]+7;{"diceNotation":"1d20+5", "rollType":"to hit", "rollAction":"Ghastly Claw"}[/rollable],
(for one of the monsters I made on their monster stat block).
That's the hard stuff
All this does is that it allows for the user to click on the attack itself and it'll roll a 1d20+5 automatically.
now I know why none of my homebrew attacks work on dnd beyond XD
You have to learn the textcodes. Frankly, what I did was look at monster stat blocks and made copies of them through homebrewing creation, then just copy and pasted it into my custom one. I then studied it and referenced what I saw to different threadposts and made the connection.
there was text coding holy cow
It's actually kind of cool once you find out what you can and can't edit
But your best friend is simply looking at a monster stat block, finding a set up that is similar to what you want, copy and paste it into yours, then edit the values
Mornin, how are we all
I might need you to teach me this ngl 
I myself am a perfectionist when I make something so even though I don't need to do all of this textcoding for a homebrew, I want to
Just so it'll look well made
I respect that cause I could never
Right now regarding my homebrew quest from earlier, I managed to get my species functional, so yay.
what species is it?
I'm currently need to do the subclass, but before that I need the spells. So I have to homebrew a bunch of spells then do tests to see if it works. That will eat up a lot of time.
I can tell you a bit about them in #homebrew if you want.
So I'm a first time* DM trying to make a homebrew campaign (not a super long one but still) and I was wondering if I should get the DM role despite not having experience in order to look for some help with it, or if I should just ask here and hope a DM willing to help comes along?
*I've DMed a couple individual sessions of a prewritten module, but only one was completed, so I'm basically a total noob at it
Yeah I mean, why wouldn't you? even DMs in training get the role if they want to, it's not like there are any prerequisites to getting it
Yeah
All you need for the role is the desire to dm or being a dm, you fulfill both
If anything the DM role is important for supporting new DMs by providing access to more information.
So... can elves move their ears? I'm asking out of curiosity.
I assume just as humans can move thrir ears, yes
How do you play a Light Cleric correctly?
How rare it is though i dont know
yes I've seen an elf do it before
Ponder the Lightbulb. But less jokingly, just play it as a Melee Cleric that has features that'd prefer it to cast cantrips instead.
how big exactly is a 15 foot cube?
...
15 feet by 15 feet
a 2nd story building without a roof
As a Brit who has played dnd for years. I gave up trying to comprehend how big things are in feet ages ago
It's 15 by 15 by 15 foot. Would you like a conversion, or a height comparison?
as in how many spaces would it take up on a VTT?
15 feet cubed. So 3,375 feet of volume.
Each square is most commonly 5 feet
Every square is 5 feet. 5 feet * 3 = 15.
Squares are each 5ft
oh okay got it thank you
5ft is how big squares are
Square are five how feet
haise you said that twice XD
I think we've squarely sorted this now.
How five are
But the real question is how all these squares made a circle
Note therefore that they shall not be 4ft, nor 3ft and 2ft is entirely out of the question
Okay I’m ending there
Wait, how big aree squares?
Im done. I had to get monty in
As a minecraft player I can not answer this
What if i have a smaller square
Every table is different
As another brit, feet to me are normal, but more for living creatures and people. Buildings are in meters.
Actually, speaking of circles, does anyone else find it odd that WOTC occasionaly stops using Radius and rarely slots in Diameter for no reason?
Yup
Bro tryna be a bard with these jokes 💀
And I got that reference!
Who said liches cant multiclass
Radius being default is weird to me
Squares feet are five feet are squares
I thought square feet are Minecraft based. Damn.
Mine are 3 ft. Is that healthy?
Throws all of my years of playing with grids out the window but sure
personally, I've got two feet, but you do you
Health squares feet are the health
Can i have them? I need to get to 5 ft
Youre speaking predictive text again
Has anyone fed the dragon yet with a gif?
Please do not feed the dragon.
I think one of the funniest conversion issues that popped up in a game was when I was trying to math weight of water for Spelljammer. Turns out British pints and gallons are larger than US pints and gallons.
I failed to convince my DM that my cleric should get to make more holy water than others because I'm using british pints. (A flask contains a pint)
I wanna keep him starving.
Booo
Should have worked
Dm shoulda done it. The british already suffer enough
I love silly little regional mistakes
on a bit of the same note, my DM had a sleepless night and ended up saying to my character quote
"You are very young for your age" which got a laugh from the entire party
at least not as bad the canadians a few days ago.
A level 1 moderate encounter of six skeletons against four level 1 PCs: bone-crunchingly dangerous, or the kind of encounter they could face seven of in one day?
How strong are skeletons?
weak, very, but dangerous if the party's AC is low
CR 1/4
There's your mistake, don't rely on CR rating.
Focus on what the party's weaknesses are
I reckon if they got a paladin or another PC with a high AC to be the frontliner they can easily do it
Agreed
Probably not insanely hard but if the skeletons get lucky it could be hard
Party comp matters sometimes
I feel like it matters all the time
This kind of encounter might be lethal in a 2014 game
Nice
2024 PCs are bigger and stronger and eat flintstones vitamins through
Nah, mine eat Scooby-Doo vitamins
At level 1 there probably isn’t much of a difference
I only eat the fruitshaped fruit gums that say they have vitamins
Damn bruh,the kingdom of daldar is horrible 😭
These mf dragons are bullying me in Minecraft 😭
what do you think dragons taste like? Chicken? or Alligator?
closer to alligator
Hey group. Got a thing, need advice. Got an encounter coming up in my campaign and have planned to reward the players with a magic item (a helmet ) afterwards.
Do I give the one item and let my players decide who gets it or do I give them one each .
Fyi they are all adults..
Thanks in advance
Polearms are not exactly Graceful weapons
It just hit me
The spear is one of the most graceful weapons
Game of thrones viper
Shaolin monks
And a Halberd is not, nor is a Pike.
Yeah but i feel like there should be a polearm with finesse
give them one each
unless you ahve future encounters planned to shower the other players with appropriate magic items
I remember being devestated when i wanted to use a spear on my dex elf and couldnt as my first dnd session
Lobster.
It makes zero sense to me
dragon turtle maybe
The ability scores are unrealistic to begin with and the weapons are just mechanics. Reflavor a whip.
My session tomorrow could be interesting- it's my parties 5 intelligence barbarians turn to wear the amulet from our campaign, which was the item we spent the first half of the campaign (all of last semester) trying to retrieve 😅 🤣
D4
Gotta crack the scales open to get to the ooey gooey insides!
Yes?
I think its pretty reasonable to point out there should be at least one dex polearm
then talk to your dm
If i had one
shrug its not that hard to homebrew a dnd mundane weapon
The amulet gives INT I assume?
Ehhhhh ..... is it?
Why wouldnt it be
Unless it's on DnD beyond... I hate that system
sameee
I have homebrewed weapons on there though and its not thaaat bad realistically
No it does time stuff
Just easier on other tools imo
We don't actually know much about how to use it yet
One barely ever needs to homebrew a mundane weapon. 99% of the time you can just pick an existing one that fits and reflavor it.
I guess shortsword works for a dex spear flavour
Doesn't seem necessary at all, to me. I don't really want weapons to get any more detailed as a system.
That's s great idea!
And no twohanded are dex
We haven't unlocked many uses for it yet
I think weapon masteries is enough
So longer polearms cant be dex
Case closed
Im happy with those, those are cool
It works with what my dm calls time damage
There are existing homebrew rules for modular weapon design, I know. No idea how well they balance.
Shortsword but versatile to allow for a dex d8
It’s a reptile though? Even a snake tastes like rubbery chicken
Rapier exists.
Oh right....
No versatile.
That sounds like it's overcooked
But a d8 at least
Rapier = finesse d8
Like seafood should generally not taste rubbery but they mess it up anyways.
And you can just flavour the twohanding
Better: you can wear a shield.
Yeah im fine with this. Id love a reach 2h dex polearm but i know why that doesnt follow dnd weapon formula so thats homebrew
snake really doesn't though
I exactly dont want that, but yes you could
It's become a joke in my campaign that our barbarian is very very very dumb and it's funny as heck
Id take the free-offhand feat that gives you stuff for it
Defensive duelist? Im not sure
Dueling style?
Do wizards have weapons? All of my equipment is integrated into my character's body. The arcane focus, the armor, the shield, the components pouch.
Dueling works with shield iirc
Portray it as defending with the haft of the spear.
I mean one that needs a free free hand
I wouldn’t know it’s just what other people described it but yall tasted snake before??😭 poor snakes
generally no, they don't use one. but they often have like a dagger as an "oh crap" solution
It's never a bad idea to carry a dagger.
It does, yes
As long as you're attacking with one weapon in one hand
i've eaten many animals, yes. that's what top predators typically do
Yeah the thing i mean doesnt work with shields
Flavor the rapier and shield as one weapon that you use to attack and defend.
I think it gave you ac and a reaction
Better known as super-predator or apex predator
I present the average dnd player
Like a parry thing or a bonus action defensive stance i dont quite remember
player or character?
DM homeruled it, it made sense because my character is a warforged
animals are weird, generally
Humans are Mid
then ask your dm if you can integrate a weapon
Weird is general, animal
Animal is general, weird
Animal General Weird, is
I think I can integrate anything that isn't a weapon... for flavor.
Chat is whimsical and fun today, im enjoying the climate
Is general animal weird,
that's is generally warforgey, yeah
Weird Animal , General Is
hehehehehe my friend showed me an update on my character I can’t get over how pretty he is

Always cool to have artist friends
I'm thinking of when the time comes roleplaying theives tools being built in my arm like I'm R2D2 or something, and creating a makeshift Soundwave Tapedeck for my tiny servants.
Be the artist friend
Have you looked in the mirror lately? try to get over how pretty that is 😎
Suffer and learn to become one, as i am trying to
She’s fresh out of college and needed commissions so I commissioned her and she’s doing amazing
My mirror broke when I looked into it🤣
Nah, that's my fault, I like breaking mirrors
Mirrors really are very pretty
Mirrors arent that pretty
Yes they are
Theres always this weird guy in em
Nothing is perfect
Ruining the vibe fr fr. I just wanna be alone with my mirror
I think that guy just wants to be appreciated
Is there a mirror themed class in dnd?
Echo knight, kinda
I feel like that would be a cool spark for making something
No, I'm a bard
But as all CR things, it breaks the game pretty bad
I don't like mirrors because I'M NOT ME
Well yeah, im me
Except bloodhunter
Whenever I see a mirror there's always a guy staring at me, it's weird
Breaks the game inversely by being kinda bad and self killing
I see you
Role persuasion to convince me ur a bard, you have to pass a 15
I don’t believe you otherwise
Portent die, nat 20
I just got on the DnD beyond app and actually rolled a Nat 20
YOURE WELCOME
Lmaoooooo
I am a lore bard but
I'm just a bard
||I am planning to turn into a Lich.||
how original.
I have to wait two whole days to kill my players 😔
Yes, daring today aren't we
haven't hit level 3 yet?
Kill me :3
last campaign my spellcaster became a lich.
I don't gotta reinvent the wheel with my goals
🔥 🏀
I was just making a joke lol
an oldie but a goodie
Exactly
My necromancer wanted to become a lich
Yea I think I am putting that little side quest in the new campaign, new players love false hydras
Off the "I'm just a girl" meme
Well, my actual character's goal is to kill his dad
i don't know it
Then became worse, bc the only lich my dm knew was voldemort
daring today, aren't we.
All of my characters have daddy issues, just noticed that
So he split his soul into 3 things. Himself, a teddy bear he threw into an astral plane by bag of holding a bag of holding
You think a bard can charm a false hydra?
And a vial he let a fellow player hold
Should I ban homebrew species in case they are op?
If it's not immune to being charmed it's not immune to bards
absolutely. approve homebrew only on a case by case basis.
Up to you, but hb species are usually thr least op
But also, you can just flavor a normal species
My hombrew species that's literally just a lobster /silly
flavor goes a long way
Mmmm... lobster.
I saw a druid turn into a homebrew wild shape and kill a dragon in one turn
Theres very little homebrew can do that flavor cant
Yummy
The one thing being “be op”
My homebrew species is now
Lobster with a Glock
homebrew can do a lot, like "be op"
Don’t you dare I don’t wanna send out child support
Seriously how did the dm allow that
was it a game you were in?
Child support? laughs in Changeling
Yes
did you talk to the dm about it?
But it was slightly less bad because it was a one-shot so it wasn't gonna continue
meh, one shot.
in actual one shots i let a lot slide, cuz it's a one shot. who cares?
I usually dont care about hb races, bc end of the day
Doesn’t mechanically change much
Tho its gotta fit the vibe and lore
It almost makes me wanna make the exact same character that he made with differences only in flavor and do the exact same wild shape in game he's in so that I can be like "remember me"?
Hey guys just a question are we allowed to @ mods if we see someone breaking rules?
#moderator-support or use the App from the drop down menu on the user's name
Yes, you can read about exactly how in #rules
Oki thankie
it is strongly advised against pinging the mods en masse
Yeah I don't like pinging poeple anyway XD
Wait cos now I'm thinking of making the revenge character an actually interesting character
kit says while pinging me ;-;