#dnd-discussion

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fossil hollow
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Flame Tongue and Viscious Weapon dealing 2d6

jaunty wyvern
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And guess what Conjure Minor Elementals has

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Concentration

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Im not saying it breaks the game, its just a little strong

limber trail
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it also deals way more damage across a group of enemies

fossil hollow
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HM is limited to a single target yeah

jaunty wyvern
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Couldn’t you Hunter’s Mark a bunch of enemies if it didn’t require concentration?

potent vector
# jaunty wyvern Concentration

So less than double the damage, aoe, vulnerability coverage, difficult terrain, and this is supposed to make Ranger look good in comparison?

fossil hollow
potent vector
small heath
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Basically the HM change just prevents HM from going away if I take damage and break concentration. It's still only 1 target only.

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That's it.

jaunty wyvern
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Thats not that bad then

small heath
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That's literally all the change does.

small heath
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It's a house rule for this campaign I'm joining for rangers.

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I explained this a bit further up.

gusty turret
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how does one deal with a racist dm

fossil hollow
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HM no conc is honestly not that powerful

potent vector
fossil hollow
gusty turret
empty thicket
fossil hollow
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im assuming this is online

gusty turret
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as soon as bro knew where i was from he said i spontenstly combusted

empty thicket
jovial shadow
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Wuh?

woven flint
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That's.. crazy

remote wadi
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Okay, quick question

How does CBE interact with the light weapon property?

marble lion
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So he already kicked you?

gusty turret
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nah he killed my character after that i just left

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i still had his tag so i wondered what to do with it

potent vector
rugged hawk
remote wadi
potent vector
marble lion
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That wont do anything in a report
Ppl are allowed to be stupid
What isnt allowed is posting hatespeech

remote wadi
gusty turret
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time to look for a new sunday campaign smh

marble lion
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If he killed you character upon learning your nationality, discord wont do anything

gusty turret
marble lion
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Sucks that it happened

wanton sorrel
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ah new character...

remote wadi
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Anyways, my question is that CBE allows you to attack with a hand crossbow as a BA if you attacked before with a one handed light weapon

...but isn't that just the light property to begin with?

ivory cloud
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What is like the most normal class/subclass you can make a character? Not magical not a trained fighter just a guy along for the ride, I feel that’s probably a rogue subclass but I’m curious what yall think

jovial shadow
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You should probably get his name out there (not here), so people can be aware in case he tries to recruit others

marble lion
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Witch hunts suck

wanton sorrel
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ussually i probably if i join anyone i probably always play as a druid or cleric sense most people don't play healer....

rugged hawk
jovial shadow
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Hard to be a DM when you are blacklisted

lusty kelp
marble lion
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I wouldnt condone public blacklisting for something that cant be proven

remote wadi
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Anyone able to help me out quickly? My break is almost over

potent vector
empty thicket
potent vector
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So attack action can be a longsword for example with CBE

empty thicket
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the extra attack with the crossbow

remote wadi
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So what would happen if i had 2 hand crossbows?

hidden spindle
remote wadi
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With extra attack, would i attack 3 times or 4?

marble lion
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3

cerulean monolith
empty thicket
cerulean monolith
empty thicket
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can flavor it like you shoot both and then load one fast and shoot it

marble lion
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Attack action gives 2 hits, BA gives one more

remote wadi
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So if I'm getting this right
2 attacks with 1 hand crossbow, 3rd with BA and the other hand crossbow

marble lion
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Yes

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My headcanon for it is that you fire A, fire B while reloading A, then fire A again
Turn over

remote wadi
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Okay, I'm starting to see a little bit why Ranger can churn out considerable DPS

potent vector
marble lion
empty thicket
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but if you had a thing like HM in the enemy each attack proc the HM

marble lion
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Yes but maybe there is something extra i dont know of

remote wadi
marble lion
potent vector
marble lion
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I see

remote wadi
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So with that said, I do need to ask 2 things

marble lion
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Very cool

empty thicket
remote wadi
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  1. Is 2014 light rules that you can make another attack as a BA if you have 2 light weapons?
marble lion
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Yes

potent vector
marble lion
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But without damage modifier

empty thicket
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oh wait, nvm. Missread it KF_melbleh

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But yeah, its 3 procs of HM in an enemy if you are using that
3d6 extra damage, potential 18

remote wadi
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  1. With this in mind and the intention to attack hard and often, would it be a wise to swap out Cordon of Arrows for Hunter's Mark on my next level up?
potent vector
remote wadi
remote wadi
knotty pasture
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Hunter's Mark ain't it

remote wadi
knotty pasture
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You certainly don't need that either, what's your level again

hidden spindle
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I would pick up Lesser Restoration

remote wadi
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Spells are Entangle, Absorb Elements, CoE, and Pass Without Trace

potent vector
knotty pasture
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Here's a spell checklist:

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1st Level: absorb elements, fog cloud, goodberry, longstrider, speak with animals.
2nd Level: beast sense, pass without trace, rope trick.

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Improv as needed

small heath
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How do you even calculate average from dice rolls 😭

knotty pasture
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You just take the smallest value with the biggest value and divide it by 2

broken imp
knotty pasture
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Its not super accurate though cuz we should assume accuracy

potent vector
jovial shadow
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It's the mean of the dice rolls. 10 is 5.5avg, 12 is 6.5 avg etc

knotty pasture
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Yeah improv for sure, absorb elements is a lot weaker without elemental damage

small heath
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OK so 3d6, for example. What's the math for this.

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6+6+6 divide by 3?

broken imp
marble lion
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You calculate the avg for 1d6, then triple

potent vector
small heath
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How do you average 1d6, what?

remote wadi
marble lion
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1+6/2=3.5
Or
6/2+0.5=3.5

potent vector
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half. then +.5

remote wadi
knotty pasture
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1d6 is a single dice with 6 sides, so (1 + 6) / 2 = 3.5

jovial shadow
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But you don't round up or down, until you complete the math for whatever you are attempting

small heath
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So it's the minimum and maximum of 1 die added together, then divide by 2

marble lion
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That works

small heath
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That's all y'all have to say 💀

marble lion
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It was said already

remote wadi
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Well

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Thanks for the help on my questions. Valuable information for my next session and level up

knotty pasture
small heath
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Well you say average, my mind instantly goes to "ok, adding all the values, 1-6, then divide" because that's actually how average works

rough basalt
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Threw my evil creation at my party and i was satisfied with the result

jovial shadow
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Blindisght doesn't see through total cover

rough basalt
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They learned the true horror or were reminded of the horror of the Bonewheel

potent vector
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(Dwarf gaming)

small heath
rough basalt
# limber trail the what

Bonewheel, or specifically, Bonewheel Skeletons from Dark Souls.
They're an infamous enemy that were so frustratingly difficult in the 1st game that they rarely appeared again and were nerfed heavily, but still bring traumatic feelings in ds1 veterans

jovial shadow
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But Blindsight can see through fog. 10 ft worth anyway

small heath
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those are 2 different terms

rough basalt
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They jump into spiked wheels and ride them into the player permastunning them and killing them with tickles

potent vector
small heath
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So for a 3d6. You first find the midrange of a 1d6 (6+1 divide by 2) then multiple it by the amount of total die (3).

That gives you the average for 3d6.

marble lion
rough basalt
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But i opted for later version where they just run you over cause more fair and works better (prone effect)

small heath
cerulean monolith
rough basalt
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made it a save or half 5d4 (3 slashing 2 necrotic), fail also prone, recharge on 5-6 ability

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Otherwise they just move around in it then jump out and multiattack

jovial shadow
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Treantly is probably thinking of median

marble lion
rough basalt
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It hit hard, fell easily, one of my good quick brews i think

small heath
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Median is the dead middle of a series of numbers.

marble lion
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Midrange and mean are identical value when no outliers

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So this method does calculate the mean and the midrange at the same time

jovial shadow
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Median is not always the dead center, because there may be even numbers. So even then there would be a .5

rough basalt
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My tonight game is getting close to level 5

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Session ended off on them starting a fight with some cultists that removed their eyes

cerulean monolith
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The median, mean, and midrange of all D&D dice averages are the same, because each set is comprised of consecutive real integers

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Well, for single dice at least

small heath
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"When we will ever use this in real life?"

pulls out a D&D set from the classroom cupboard.

rough basalt
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There's a lot that question applies to, but Math is the one thing you likely use every day.

jovial shadow
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Average = mean

rough basalt
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Being good at Geometry made me a demon in certain shooters with grenades and grenade launchers

small heath
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I know average = mean. I'm not a middle school student.

small heath
cerulean monolith
small heath
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No I never considered that because I haven't needed to learn that in a while, so it slipped my mind for that very specific topic.

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All I asked was the math behind calculating dice average and not to receive a lecture making me feel like I'm stupid.

cerulean monolith
small heath
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So please, can we swap topics now that I learned the math behind it? Thanks.

tame spruce
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Does anyone know if there's a list anywhere of all the stat blocks in the DMG, i.e. Giant Fly?

cerulean monolith
tame spruce
cerulean monolith
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Oh, you mean the random monsters as part of items? DDB’s filter system might help there, but i don’t know if they’re entered as monsters

marble lion
small heath
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Are they wearing a hood?

marble lion
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Well i dont know- aaaaaaaah

cerulean monolith
small heath
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If yes, then they're black haired. If no, then it's blonde or tan because they're trying to look pretty.

limber trail
marble lion
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Always surround yourself with people smarter than you

limber trail
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because if you dont kill the bbeg the party might suffer

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and thats bad

severe rampart
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Does Enlarge/Reduce affect mass?

cerulean monolith
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Say it with me class: D&D is not a physics simulator

tame spruce
limber trail
stray atlas
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random thought

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are driders a thing in dnd outside of lolth?

fossil hollow
marble lion
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I think it does actually

severe rampart
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Wondering if I could flavor a short character with a really cartoonishly big hammer

jovial shadow
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yes tied to loth

marble lion
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But dont overthink it

limber trail
fossil hollow
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why not? Ive seen a lot of toon force style characters

severe rampart
limber trail
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I say that because RaW, unless you're also making the target larger, the spell doesn't actually do anything

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and really my point is, RaW is a scam, just say your character has a huge hammer and run with the fiction

marble lion
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They want the extra damage to really reflect it being bigger than a normal maul i think

severe rampart
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-# I just like flavor

marble lion
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Flavouring a maul as being bigger than a man isnt very satisfying to me

severe rampart
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Yeah I'm not using a maul

marble lion
marble lion
limber trail
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yeah a maul is like
literally a big hammer

marble lion
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Because i genuinely think you have to use a maul as a starting point

severe rampart
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Oh I have to? darn

marble lion
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No but

limber trail
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you don't have to but a big hammer is what a maul is. It'd be like wanting a big sword and then not starting with a greatsword

severe rampart
marble lion
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Why would you want to use a smaller one when the entire point is getting a toonishly big hammer?

marble lion
limber trail
marble lion
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Isnt that piercing?

glass granite
marble lion
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Tiny, i was overstating

knotty pasture
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A knife sized hammer

limber trail
severe rampart
marble lion
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Oh is warhammer versatile one?

glass granite
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Yes

marble lion
limber trail
marble lion
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No no i get that part

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But if you want to bring a massive hammer, dont you need the biggest damage die?

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Is there another reason why you dont want to use a maul

glass granite
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I’m just curious why you want a warhammer over a maul yeah

marble lion
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Youre purposefully picking the smaller weapon

severe rampart
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Oh my god, I've been visualizing mauls wrong all my life

marble lion
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Oh

severe rampart
marble lion
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Well they can

severe rampart
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Well, maybe, or I could just be a fighter with a maul

marble lion
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But they dont have to
Its literally just 2d6 bludgeon weapon

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Style it as you wish

glass granite
marble lion
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Big bludgeon go brrr

knotty pasture
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I should try running Mauls one of those days

severe rampart
hoary totem
glass granite
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Mhm

severe rampart
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Why am I making more characters I'm in so many campaigns and I'm DMing one

marble lion
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Anyway i really like the enlarge vision

knotty pasture
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Because characters are cool

marble lion
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Flavouring it as your weapon growing, not you

glass granite
severe rampart
marble lion
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It gives extra dmg to it to actually mechanically reflect that this maul is bigger than other mauls

severe rampart
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Might play a Tiefling Fighter Lady with a maul 🤔

sick summit
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day 7 of saying building sized cats should be a thing both irl and in D&D

marble lion
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Silly quirky tiefling girl with oversized hammer is a very strong image in my head

knotty pasture
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Yknow one idea I have when one has too many characters is to just finish bg3 act 1 as a character and swap to another one

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Enough time to get a dip/feel of a character based on rp choices

marble lion
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Cats are horrifying

severe rampart
woven flint
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I disagree

marble lion
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I feel like humanity would be wiped out long ago if cats that big existed

severe rampart
marble lion
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Cats dont have lady faces

sick summit
marble lion
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Be glad youre too big to hunt

sick summit
severe rampart
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They play well with the dogs

marble lion
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Anything smaller than the cats hmmm leg maybe is in danger of horrifically gory deaths exacted over a long time

hushed mason
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I am catless for the first time in my life. It's a sad and lonely existence.

jovial shadow
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Glad dogs aren't building size. They crap and pee everywhere and slobber all over you

hushed mason
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Clifford!

marble lion
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Ok but at least they wouldnt play with your torn off twitching legs

severe rampart
hushed mason
winged canopy
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Hi I'm new to dnd and I'm looking for a game

marble lion
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In a cute funny image though, id love building sized cats

hushed mason
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Clifford the Big Red Dog is a story book, originally.

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Building-sized cats would eat us all.

fossil hollow
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meow

marble lion
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But if they didnt, would be cool

sick summit
jovial shadow
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Can't keep baby cat in a corner

winged canopy
sick summit
limber trail
woven flint
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Sometimes, I feel like becoming the equivalent of a Hydrogen Bomb

limber trail
woven flint
small heath
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Before I'm sleep I am going to start a smear campaign to keep Themberchaud starving.

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Conjure it up in my head.

jovial shadow
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Going back to what someone asked about if Enlarging has an affect on mass. I can't find anything that has to do with a creatures size as it pertains to their weight. I am sure I saw it in earlier editions.

fossil hollow
limber trail
sick summit
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I want a big black cat

fossil hollow
limber trail
fossil hollow
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bag man would be sad

limber trail
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Sucks for bag man

woven flint
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Wow...

fossil hollow
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its gonna suck for you when the bag opens up and snatches you

woven flint
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You guys don't love Artanza?

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No appriciation for the Cleric. smh

fossil hollow
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"I love Artanza. I cherish Artanza. He promises sinners."

woven flint
winged flare
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I was wondering this earlier, Could you cook meat with shocking grasp?

fossil hollow
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RAW, no

woven flint
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Up to the DM, I guess

fossil hollow
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hehe, RAW, cook meat

winged flare
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It would probably be really burnt

fossil hollow
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actually, it probably wont cook enough

winged flare
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Oh yeah it wouldn’t be even the heat

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I just thought the image of someone holding a steak and cooking it with shocking grasp or a fire bolt was funny haha

marble lion
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Ive never seen lightning cooked meat cuts

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Only burnt, not properly cooked

jovial shadow
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Pretty sure Shocking Grasp cooks just as well as Burning Hands

limber trail
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Neither work very well

marble lion
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So completely burnt i assume

jovial shadow
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yep

marble lion
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Control fire would work

lusty kelp
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Produce Flame, the druid cantrip, likely as well

limber trail
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bonfire probably too

marble lion
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By not attacking the food with it and instead just hovering it near

limber trail
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wall of fire is probably overkill

jovial shadow
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Maybe

limber trail
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and ends too soon too

lusty kelp
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depends on how big of a barbeque you're having

jovial shadow
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Roasted Cloud Giant? Yum

woven flint
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Meteor Swarm to heat up my left over steak

knotty pasture
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Sacred Flame for that seasoning

lusty kelp
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Nah, you use Meteor Swarm to tenderize and defrost the meat~

undone rain
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Hmm im thinking of what i should multiclass my paladin with

knotty pasture
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Like basically any cha class works

jovial shadow
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Multiclass Pally? Sacrilege.

undone rain
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I am thinking either bard or warlock

winged flare
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I’m imagining holding a steak in your hand being too lazy or not knowing how to cook

undone rain
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Why warlock? Flavor

lusty kelp
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Warlock (oathbreaker) on a pally is kinda funny

undone rain
lusty kelp
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You can have a little bit of oathbreaking as a treat

limber trail
iron herald
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Warlock would work well mechanically, and there's always the Celestial patron if you want to stay fully good.

woven flint
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Paladin..
Just pure Pally 😎

lusty kelp
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Multiclass paladin with more paladin~ Genius!

woven flint
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Being a Fiend Warlock isn't a strictly evil thing

iron herald
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True, it's all contextual.

limber trail
undone rain
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For some clarification, i have a cursed greatsword and within this greatsword is some entity that basicallt turns me into the dark urge in bg3. Which well made me become an oathbreaker after a massacre. Now im thinkin this entity could give me warlock powers

lusty kelp
woven flint
knotty pasture
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Wyll of bg3 is right there when it comes to a lawful good fiend warlock

limber trail
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maybe he is now

woven flint
# limber trail probably not

Damn right!
His Deity is the God of Inspiration...
And maybe he's inspired to study the fiendish being in the bag!

limber trail
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ok well what if you werent inspired to do that

undone rain
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Warlock patrons are flavor town

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We do already have a bard in the party so warlock it is

woven flint
limber trail
woven flint
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I hope Hokrun dies so I can revive him 😎

lusty kelp
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warlock flavors - infernalism, witchcraft, occultism, heresy, necromancy, BEEG BLADE, dead god. Take your pick

limber trail
iron herald
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My upcoming warlock doesn't really have a patron exactly, my DM has his own setting and I don't know if anything specific would fit. But if there's some kind of King Enma figure, that'd be a good option for an Oni.

undone rain
woven flint
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My Aaracokra Fiend Warlock took on his Father's Pact after he perished, the was part of the contract, each first child of each generation would be the inheritor of the pact until it was paid off

He, however, decided to cut the pact short by fighting his Patron in a Duel and actually managing to win

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Then he was blessed! Overcoming such odds and was reclassed into a Divine Soul Sorcerer because a Celestial liked his style

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He then died many sessions later fighting a lich

fossil hollow
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i need to add to the death list

woven flint
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K'ura was an Awesome lad
Taken too soon

fossil hollow
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The DM bloodlust fills me greatly tonight

limber trail
fossil hollow
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Body, Soul, and Mind?

woven flint
limber trail
fossil hollow
plush ermine
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What can be given to the open hand monk as an out of combat ability, cus they are the only monk 24 subclass wo one.

woven flint
woven flint
limber trail
austere carbon
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do they go over how to make puzzles in the dungeon master's guide?

white delta
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My players can't play again today cause of schedule they said SadCatThumbsUp

livid echo
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this is probably a stupid question but if you just join a campaign and instantly the vibe is off is it rude to duck out and try another group?

I paid for 4 sessions so ima try 3 more times but if it stays like this i might try another group. its got some seriously evil player characters and idk how i feel about a game with evil being allowed

fossil hollow
woven flint
white delta
fossil hollow
limber trail
fossil hollow
white delta
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Planning on running a one player one DM campaign cause only one guy could come today, idk if I should ngl. I mean I can insert the others into the story later on but like...

woven flint
fossil hollow
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yee

woven flint
# limber trail Intriguing

Different campaign, dunno why I'm specifically talking about it here, but I was too lazy to move to dms

limber trail
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I was referring to someone else lol

fossil hollow
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me

limber trail
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Also not you

fossil hollow
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you pinged me >:(

hushed mason
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Me?

woven flint
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Well...
Blehhhh!

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The ladylay appears!

limber trail
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Oh wait no this was about the artifact

winged flare
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Could you fish with lighting lure to catch a fish near the surface ?

limber trail
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Yeah I knew that was a different campaign

fossil hollow
winged flare
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Awesome

wide pumice
# livid echo this is probably a stupid question but if you just join a campaign and instantly...

Not stupid at all this is super normal to think about. Honestly, if the vibe is off and it’s making you uncomfortable it’s totally fine to step back. RPGs are supposed to be fun not stressful. You already have a plan to try a few more sessions which is smart it gives you a fair shot. But if after that it’s still not clicking, leaving for another group isn’t rude it’s just you looking out for your own enjoyment.

hushed mason
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If it is a paid game, provide constructive feedback. You might even be able to get a refund.

livid echo
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kk ty both of you I will give it an honest try and if it doesnt work out I will let the dm know I am leaving in a respectful way.

i want to enjoy the campaign and the players themselves are really nice but when we are shooting little kids through the neck because they are a con artist and party has to persuade the guard not to kill us....

it adds a bad taste to my mouth

hushed mason
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I had a player join yesterday, and I get the feeling they're not going to be a good fit.

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Ah. The harming of children is one of my "the characters do not..." rules.

limber trail
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I usually think if you really dislike a game and it’s clear it’s not a great fit, no harm in tapping out and trying somewhere else

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But also, talk to your DM! Voice some complaints and try see if some ground rules can be set

broken imp
hushed mason
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I have two clear "do not" rules: the players do not harm children (unless they're obvioulsy trying to kill you), and the players do not engage in SA.

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THen I ask the table if they have any hard boundries.

livid echo
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well thanks again all I will give it the whole 4 sessions and I think I will send a discord message to the dungeon master (their not in this group just have our own campaign discord group) and voice my concerns and if either the dugeon master is not receptive to feedback or the group gets worse I will ditch early.

I think this is a reasonable effort on my part.

undone rain
hushed mason
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It gets tricky with things like young dragons.

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Yuan-ti eggs.

fossil hollow
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making the mother of all omlettes here lady, cant fret over every egg

woven flint
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I'm all for Sparing young dragons, even the ones that have potential to cause harm

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All young creatures are deserving at a shot in life

marble lion
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In FR, chromatic dragons?
Death

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I could maybe see it for literal hatchlings but im not sure how much "raising them right" does with creatures that seemingly have a metaphysically imposed alignment

fossil hollow
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thankfully, it aint fr

marble lion
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Ah fair then

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Yeah im all for protecting life usually

hushed mason
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In my setting, chromatic dragons are almost always evil; metallic are almost always not. In this case, it was a bronze dragon that had been raised by yuan-ti from hatching. It was very evil, and it attacked the group.

woven flint
hushed mason
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Yeah, my setting is definitely more 3.5 in terms of dragon alignment. Much more black and white.

feral fulcrum
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I'm not against certain creatures being Inherently evil regardless of their experiences. Because some things make zero sense being good. "Why yes every sentient being is my food source, and I physically can't see you as a real person. Of course I'm evil."

hushed mason
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Yuan-ti see all non yuan-ti as potential food. 🙂

fossil hollow
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i thought it was more sacrifices

hushed mason
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That too.

swift oar
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Is there online dnd sessions?

fossil hollow
swift oar
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Thank

meager fractal
#

Is fireball even that good of an option for a level 5 wizard

fossil hollow
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its overtuned and confirmed to have been made to be that good. when not fighting fire elementals or devils

meager fractal
#

Seems like by level 5 the wizard should be doing more than reducing enemies to 0 hp

fossil hollow
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sometimes damage is the answer

empty thicket
fossil hollow
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but yes, a wizard always has more spells; theyre a wizard for ao's sake

burnt valley
empty thicket
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and i wont ask any caster to cast Calm in all of them to solve things pecefully.

fossil hollow
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what are you, a trust fund sorceror who relies on their bloodline to cast, or a sugar barby warlock who needs a short rest after 18 seconds? /hj

empty thicket
woven flint
undone rain
#

It would be so easy to become a wizard irl, get a flashlight and you got divine light

fossil hollow
#

what if i made them emo and teenage rebellious

feral fulcrum
#

THe most worthless spell I've taken so far is Cat Nap for our Warlock...who never casts spells.

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I've used it once in 3 years. 🙁

burnt valley
fossil hollow
#

virgin cat nap, chad prayer of healing GuraChad

feral fulcrum
marble lion
#

The wizard should do whats most fun

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If playing in the kind of environment where you should do the best thing in combat, fireball will probably often be a lesser choice

feral fulcrum
#

"I didn't ask where the team is, I said I cast fireball."

oak mist
woven flint
#

I just had a revelation

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Or, really, just learned something new

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Werewyverns are a thing

feral fulcrum
#

There's probably alot of Were-Things.

burnt valley
burnt valley
woven flint
rotund crystal
#

Hey just want some advice. What the best map website for dnd to be able to create maps.

feral fulcrum
#

Well it's not a Website, I feel compelled to mention Foundry as definitely one of the most Competent and feature rich VTT's.

oak mist
#

I'm kind of partial to No 2 and 1/4" graph, but that's just me....

fleet cedar
#

Who here plays dnd

iron herald
#

Nobody, we all just theorycraft here while complaining that there aren't enough DMs.

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(Kidding, I'm in a campaign currently.)

limber trail
echo burrow
#

Trying to get accepted into a campaign is like trying to find a job lmaooo

limber trail
echo burrow
#

No that’s so valid honestly

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This server is pretty huge. What kind of players do you encounter?

rotund crystal
limber trail
#

in my posts, i've found all sorts of players. I've spoken to veteran DMs looking to jump on the other side of the DM screen, I've had people who have only ever played. I've spoken to crunchy combat heavy players, RPers, young players, old players, new players, everything

tame estuary
#

ones that don't really agree with my way of DMing lol

limber trail
tame estuary
#

it's weird, you know the newer players they expect something different from the game itself, so they're kinda testing the waters to see if this is what they want to spend their weekend night on. older players expect something different too, they know what they want

remote wadi
limber trail
knotty pasture
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I don't think anything's stopping you from hiding in fog, also Fog Cloud is a level 1 spell

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Level 2 spell slots should be saved for PWT as much as possible

remote wadi
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I'm pretty sure with my table having 1-2 battles a day, I can save something for PWT

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But to counterpoint the cost difference, I get Rope Trick with gloomstalker. I would need to use one of my 4 known spell slots for Fog Cloud

limber trail
knotty pasture
#

You can dump Cordon of Arrows

remote wadi
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That was the plan. Just wanted to ask chat if it was the best idea

tame estuary
#

fog cloud is fun

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fits ranger really well

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you can even skip combat alltogether with it, the most optimized strategy of all time

humble cairn
#

I mean, they are just as impaired by Fog Cloud as anyone else until they get their Blindsight

remote wadi
#

One other reason to generally steer clear of fog cloud: it would be really hard to cast it in the middle of battle

With CBE, I need to use 2 weapons to benefit from the BA attack. Problem is, Fog Cloud is somatic, HM is not

tame estuary
#

you can grab a weapon as part of an attack

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cast it first, on your second turn grab a weapon while attacking

remote wadi
#

Wouldn't dropping and picking it back up be a free action for each? I would imagine so, at least

soft void
#

Hey idk if this is the right channel but ive never played a day in my life and want to learn can someone help me

tame estuary
#

a free action is a different thing than equipping a weapon as part of an attack

humble cairn
#

Even on a turn where you don't use your Attack Action you still have one free stow.

limber trail
#

free actions technically don't exist, people just use them to refer to things that don't require an action

tame estuary
#

no, you have 1 object interaction action. commonly referred to as a free action

remote wadi
#

Anyways, I have a more important question

humble cairn
remote wadi
#

What martial ranged weapon can benefit from CBE aside from just a second hand crossbow?

tame estuary
#

well you don't need to stow a weapon on your first turn anyhow, the turn you'd want to use foc cloud

remote wadi
knotty pasture
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No

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Besides pistols I suppose but that's not covered by CBE

remote wadi
#

So then I guess I have 2 different ways of fighting depending on situations

humble cairn
#

Daggers for Nick isn't bad.

knotty pasture
#

Darts and slings too? But not covered by CBE either

tame estuary
#

I thought cbe specifically says you can do it with crossbows?

#

that's why I was angry that they didn't reprint gunner

humble cairn
#

Ahh, but Nick competes with CBE, I see.

remote wadi
#

If stealth is possible with Skulker, attack with the heavy crossbow with advantage shot, normal shot, BA hide (Rope Trick could help with this)

If space and stealth is limited, then just CBE with 2 hand crossbows and HM

limber trail
tame estuary
#

rope trick?

remote wadi
tame estuary
#

what kind of white room scenario is this

remote wadi
humble cairn
burnt valley
# tame estuary rope trick?

Conjure total cover (nothing stops you from briefly peeking out of the portal to shoot then going back in)

midnight hare
#

Howdy, just joined

limber trail
glass granite
remote wadi
humble cairn
#

Ahh dangit, it's this Gloomstalker again. I'm gonna end up having to block Bloodline just so I don't trick myself into talking about this character again.

tame estuary
#

do you usually do open area combat?

remote wadi
tame estuary
#

if my players starts conjuring instant cover I'm gonna be mad

remote wadi
tame estuary
#

wow, +2 to their AC at all times

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incredible use of resources

limber trail
#

what are they using for the cover?

tame estuary
#

rope trick

glass granite
remote wadi
tame estuary
#

at this point blood, you're the only one having fun talking about this character

glass granite
tame estuary
#

because when we say one thing you change it and now we feel bad because we feel ignored

burnt valley
tame estuary
#

oh that's really good actually

#

imma make the enemies do that

limber trail
#

it also means they can't attack out

burnt valley
tame estuary
#

nah just climb out with your movement

limber trail
#

actually true yeah

remote wadi
#

I can be thankful for advice given without taking it

remote wadi
tame estuary
#

please stay in that table actually

#

I think it will make you happier every week

burnt valley
#

Myowwas getting hostile for no reason 🥀

limber trail
#

wait do rangers even get rope trick

remote wadi
tame estuary
#

gloomstalker

limber trail
#

ah

remote wadi
#

Was about to ask something else, but I'll just do it later. Probably for the best

glass granite
#

?
Well if you say so

remote wadi
knotty pasture
#

Doomed, detected and caught

burnt valley
#

Is it good practice to request for open rolls from the DM?

glass granite
#

Cuz stuff like enemy stealth kinda need to be rolled behind the screens

burnt valley
#

Specifically for ones like attack rolls, saving throws or skill checks

glass granite
#

Skill checks? The DM doesn’t do too many of those
And again, enemy stealth when ambushing should be done hidden
But the rest sure

burnt valley
#

Just ensuring nothing gets fudged

cerulean monolith
#

Sometimes the DM needs to roll things privately to keep the game going. Sometimes these things are surprises. If there’s a rule that the DM only rolls in private when it’s a surprise, that defeats the purpose

limber trail
glass granite
#

Oh yeah some saving throws have to be done in private
Suggestion for example

limber trail
#

sometimes that's not for the purposes of fudging, but just to keep it unclear that they're even rolling, or they're not making it clear if they do or don't fail a save, or they just want some tension

glass granite
#

Some spells don’t give an immediately obvious visual confirmation that you succeed

limber trail
#

Because I'll say broadly speaking, most of the times I hear of a DM fudging dice, it's in the player's favour

burnt valley
#

It's more of a general question like whether its right to request something like it for every DM

glass granite
#

You have every right to ask

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-# and the DM Has every right to refuse

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But alas, if you want something, you have to communicate it, so go ahead

limber trail
#

I do say this as someone who's taken to rolling publicly more

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it's a lot of fun

#

sometimes you gotta make those roles privately

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and sometimes you do want to be able to roll privately

limber trail
#

plenty of DMs don't

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as with everything, it's fine to have a conversation

#

and maybe your DM will oblige, maybe they won't

tame estuary
#

fudging the dice so that I save 2 minutes

burnt valley
#

The idea of a roll result potentially being different to what the DM actually says, makes me more sus of them tbh

burnt valley
limber trail
#

part of the reason we roll privately is for an air of tension and some amount of even mistrust

#

maybe mistrust is the wrong word but suspense for sure

#

it's a conversation to have with your DM and group

oak mist
glass granite
#

Some people want the authenticity and transparency, it’s perfectly fine to ask

stiff rock
#

I've only ever fudged in oneshots where stakes are lower and the actual result of the d20 would push the session on too long. I wouldn't ruin the authenticity of a full campaign

delicate mango
#

Is there a spell that I could cast with glyph of warding that would mark someone or reveal their identity? Like they walk into the area and glyph goes off, then the target gets marked, or the caster knows who the target is? (5th edition)

limber trail
#

I fudged a bit more when I was starting out, when it came to HP and hit rolls and saves and the like. These days, I run all my fights RAW

stiff rock
#

They enter, "who are you and what do you do?"

limber trail
#

I do think as a new DM you get some leeway, you don't necessarily know everything and balance is a tough thing to figure out

delicate mango
#

I meant "mark" not "make".

limber trail
tame estuary
#

I struggle with balance

delicate mango
# stiff rock Zone of truth?

I would also like to be able to make use of the spell if the caster isn't around, that's why I would use glyph of warding.

tame estuary
#

I fix it now by just playing fast and playing loose, let the players feel like a badass

stiff rock
stiff rock
tame estuary
#

why wouldn't the players just use their regular attacks instead of their spells? because spells are funnier that's why

limber trail
stiff rock
#

Glyph of detecting thoughts lol

glass granite
tame estuary
#

I used to ban spirit guardians, now if someone picks spirit guardians, I'm gonna bring like 20 zombies on the field lmao

#

make it a scene instead of a combat encounter

undone rain
#

A funny helmet for a kenku would be a full enclosing helmet with a beak on the visor

stiff rock
#

Glyph of warding and contingency, with scrying or detect thoughts?

delicate mango
stiff rock
#

Or message

delicate mango
stiff rock
#

My assumption was that the glyph would send a message to you saying "there is somebody in your house, go there now!" To which you could respond by using word of recall or something

#

Which would teleport you back to your house

#

I don't think RAW there's any magical all-in-one home defence spell

delicate mango
#

I was hoping for more of splashing magical invisible ink on someone, then just telling me that there's someone there.

delicate mango
stiff rock
#

Okay, hear me out

limber trail
delicate mango
#

Like hunter's mark, or that one spell warlocks get.

stiff rock
#

Three glyphs, first one has zone of truth. Second has magic mouth and asks its name, third one has sending and sends their name to you. You cast scrying

delicate mango
stiff rock
#

Though zone of truth only works like 50% of the time lol

delicate mango
limber trail
stiff rock
delicate mango
#

5e btw

limber trail
#

if you used glyph of warding probably

delicate mango
#

ok

limber trail
#

actually

#

no it wouldn't and for a very silly reason

delicate mango
#

los?

limber trail
#

you do not technically prepare spells from that feat, which means that you can't cast them with glyph of warding

#

glyph of warding needs it to be a prepared spell

delicate mango
#

Actually? I thought sorcerers got access to that spell

stiff rock
#

Sorc doesn't get hunter's mark

delicate mango
#

I know that...

#

I'm talking about GoW

stiff rock
#

What he means is that the spell you put into the glyph has to be a prepared spell

stiff rock
delicate mango
stiff rock
#

I actually didn't know that lol

delicate mango
#

This is assuming GoW works as this person says, and that sorcerers to get the spell

stiff rock
#

2024 says it has to be prepared unfortunately

dark fiber
#

Yo ngl. My most favorite moment in D&D is that. We had a session and the world was completely limbus company.

#

Funnest time of my life

humble cairn
#

Both Legacy and current Glyph of Warding require the spells to be prepared. Hmm ..

#

But it is on the Bard spell list in both places, meaning 2014 Bard technically could not use the spell storing feature of the spell.

fleet seal
#

I’ve been seeing in the looking for players tab people saying form submitted? Can someone explain that to me please?

#

I’ve only ever done campaigns with friends irl and people I already know online

limber trail
harsh dragon
#

I'm just curious. Have you guys met any players who despite playing for 5+ years, still does not develop any tactical skill or instincts?

limber trail
#

They exist. They’re out there. They live their best lives

harsh dragon
#

Okay so I'm not the only one who's facing this

#

Is there an easy way to teach them combat tactics?

#

Or should I just let them play however they wish?

tame estuary
#

honestly, lower your difficulty

#

add explosive barrels that's distictively labeled 'explosives'

limber trail
tame estuary
#

if they aren't using magic items they have, put gimmick items on the combat field

#

if they aren't using good spells, put spell scrolls

humble cairn
#

As much as it may rankle other people. This is why Session 0 is important. You need to establish expectations about a campaign before playing with the group.

humble cairn
# harsh dragon Or should I just let them play however they wish?

You should have a discussion with them. If it's something that detracts from your fun, that is an issue. But if that's how they want to play and being pressured to "get better" would detract from their fun .. well, either compromises must be made somewhere or your play styles just don't match.

harsh dragon
# humble cairn You should have a discussion with them. If it's something that detracts from you...

Yeah something came up 2 sessions ago. We had 4 characters in the party and were surrounded on 3 sides by 10 enemies. His paladin charged far ahead and got himsself surrounded by 3 meleers and 2 ranged attackers while the remaining 5 opponents blocked the rest of us. Naturally he went down after a round, having been focus fired upon. We tossed a bunch of emergency heal on him and hollered for him to come back. On his turn, he jokingly said he heard the opposite and moved farther away. That really pissed off the three of us and we had a long discussion.

humble cairn
harsh dragon
#

Since then he's been second guessing his every action, asking us what he should do.

knotty pasture
#

He should go with the flow, apply game sense

real thunder
#

The dnd beyond character creator should do alot of that for you, u just have to fill in all the boxes

harsh dragon
#

That's the thing, after talking to him and trying to show him a few basics, he doesn't seem to have any game sense at all. He charged ahead because he thought that is what a tank should do. He doesn't smite on criticals because he thought it was overkill when the opponent wasn't even bloodied after getting hit by 2 rounds of attacks by all 4 of us.

#

At the same time we also don't want to be controlling his character because it is his. He should be the one who decides what to do.

timid current
#

let him play, he'll figure it out

humble cairn
harsh dragon
# humble cairn First off just to establish something, this is bothering the rest of the party, ...

Previously with 2014 rules and us mainly playing in tier 1-2 campaigns, it didn't matter that much because 2014 is pretty much D&D in easy mode. We're in a 11-20 (currently lvl 13) campaign and using 2024 monsters so things are a lot harder, so yes we kind of need him to brush up a bit. His initial level 11 oath of devotion paladin build was dishing out aroun 13-15 dpr because he opted for a longsword+shield, went charisma and dexterity heavy and was refusing to use his oath of devotion skills because he wanted to conserve them. We had to give him a lot of hints and encouragement before he now dishes out 35 dpr

#

We don't need him to be super tactical, but it would be nice if he understood things like not getting into the middle of a pack of enemies and preventing the casters from aoeing them

knotty pasture
#

Surely if he's playing that poorly, natural selection would have taken him out sooner or later?

tame estuary
#

so here's the thing

#

if he doesn't want to use spell slots now, take it away later

#

have enemies that eats spell slots

#

or you know, if he really wants to play like that, facilitate it, make your players feel badass for their choice, if he wants to rush forwards and tank, make that rewarding

#

have chokepoints and cover

limber trail
devout mica
#

Can anyone play dnd

idle oar
#

Pretty much - just need to be able to read the game rules and have a group to play with. Character sheets or some way to track player characters. Dice can be digital or physical. And then a way to communicate with the rest of the group playing.

harsh dragon
knotty pasture
#

He hasn't picked up on the fact that he has a skill issue?

opal wharf
#

Skill issue ? Very judgy there

harsh dragon
# knotty pasture He hasn't picked up on the fact that he has a skill issue?

Previously he was a bit of a weird one who didn't chat with us at all even though we have our own discord group. IRL he's a musician, a creative and wasn't really interested in combat and more interested in the roleplaying aspect of D&D. So he only played martials. In combat, just attacked what we attack. I think he didn't realize how much he loved D&D until our group stopped playing for about a year after covid ended. That's when he finally opened up more to us and told us he tried DMing for a bunch of friends but it went terribly. He was really happy when we reformed our group of players. Now that he realized he likes playing D&D, I guess maybe he is finally trying to take it more seriously and trying to learn?

#

He did play a ranger once, but all he did was lobbed arrows and cast pass without trace so this is truly the first time he is playing a half-caster

tame estuary
#

just ask?

#

if you're not fine that he keeps dying all the time, talk about it

#

I have a friend who for the longest time has a player that always play a "funny" build, the funny here is making incompotent characters stat-wise

harsh dragon
#

Yeah now that he has expressed an interest to learn we have been trying to advice him, but we're still handling him with kid gloves. He keeps forgetting our advice and hints. Like dashing far ahead, we've repeatedly mentioned that multiple times.

#

But he still does it occasionally.

tame estuary
#

in person or online?

harsh dragon
#

He's somewhat like your friend. Like I mentioned, his initial level 11 paladin build had 13-15 damage per round.

#

Online, our group of players are scattered around the world.

tame estuary
#

clicker training

#

jokes aside, if he wants to, he'd get better

harsh dragon
#

We've found that we can advice him on builds, but when it comes to tactics.. its often situational. There isn't many one size fits all strategies that we can teach him in an easy way other than give very general guidelines

tame estuary
#

there's also merit to playing a less complex system or playing at a lower level

#

you could also do a body switch episode lol

#

man that would be the dream, I want to run that

burnt valley
#

Ranged is king in 5e

harsh dragon
#

Not with 2024 rules, which is what we're playing

burnt valley
#

It applies to both 5e and 2024

knotty pasture
#

Ranged is also way safer, he's doing something by virtue of existing + spamming crossbow shots at the back

burnt valley
#

Sticking with the casters at the back also puts them within the Aura of Protection range without having to get close in melee

#

I recommend he takes 2 or 3 levels of Undead Warlock

harsh dragon
#

Okay the conversation has strayed, I'm out.

glass granite
#

Hi out I’m Nugget

lyric viper
severe rampart
limber trail
#

something like 1d6 force for each level of spell slot you've got stored for the heighest spell

#

so an extra 4d6 if you're holding on to your 4th level slot

severe rampart
undone rain
#

Im thinking of maybe playing a bard when our campaign is done. Any suggestions for stat focusing

severe rampart
#

you can forget other stats, Charisma is where it's at, that's why it has the most spellcasters /j

humble cairn
burnt valley
knotty pasture
#

You mean Cha right

silk hare
#

Cha first, then Con, then Dex (at least 14 if possible) and rest WIS imo

#

but that is debatable depending on your magical secrets choices

knotty pasture
#

I like 12 int 10 wis 8 str after the three main stats myself, just for skill checks

#

Bard's so far behind that its unlikely going to be hit with spells that require wis saves

silk hare
#

tbh Id swap wis and int

#

bc int doesnt net you as much, Wis is a common ST, + perception checks

silk hare
#

just on the off chance bc there at least IS a chance it MIGHT prove useful

knotty pasture
#

Yea its a preference thing, both work

silk hare
#

true true 🤝

livid slate
#

I started a campaign as a gm and introduced a horse sellor that sold " special " horses, they immediately killed him but kept the horses alive so I was wondering what I do with them?
Turning the horses into a boss or a random NPC that appears everywhere would be so funny

livid slate
#

Dont ask me i have no idea what the course of action was 😭?

still plover
#

Did the guy run the whole stable himself, or did he have help?

livid slate
#

The party ran into them, shot him in the leg, and headshot

knotty pasture
#

Infected by the undead, they became zombie horses

#

Then they somehow found a zombie wandering about, the zombie got on the zombie horse, and tada you have a zombie jockey trol_lq

livid slate
undone rain
#

My bard has over 19 ac

knotty pasture
#

Yes

still plover
livid slate
silk hare
silk hare
#

right, the "mares of diomedes"

livid slate
#

Let me google it....

silk hare
#

it was one of the herkulean tasks to clean out their stable,... without getting eaten :))

#

at least iirc

livid slate
#

...

silk hare
#

they CAN keep them, but A: theyll constantly try to eat the party, B: theyll try to eat other people if they are going to a town etc

they dont know that yet tho :=)

livid slate
#

Are you offering I make my party do the task?

silk hare
#

no, Im suggesting the party now has man eating horses

#

that they have to deal with and that they will eventually fight

livid slate
#

I kinda like that idea so why not both

ember sandal
silk hare
#

man eating horses inspired by greek mythology :)))

livid slate
#

I make them go on a side quest to clean there at all so they get the horses, just for the horses to keep trying to eat them

severe rampart
ember sandal
silk hare
#

no, go for it lmao

livid slate
#

I think your statement was too traumatizing

ember sandal
silk hare
#

take it up with the greeks on that one, they had lots of fun stories :))

#

especially the herkulean tasks can be a bit... cruel + have nice story implications

severe rampart
#

Man eating horses? Didn't know they were into Equine Meat

silk hare
severe rampart
livid slate
#

Bro-

silk hare
#

aka no guardian of the underworld anymore

glass granite
#

“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse, but my horse is so hungry he could eat me”

silk hare
# livid slate Bro-

yeah thats the tame stuff, theres all kinds of fun things, monsters, damsels in distress, zeus who plays a role in both of those stories

livid slate
silk hare
#

oh theres also a nice story about apollo (god of sun and music and medicine) who was such an uber stalker that the girl he was stalking prayed to her father (a minor god) to turn her into a tree instead

silk hare
livid slate
#

Fr?????

#

I only know these stories from Ror

ember sandal
shrewd grotto
#

there are no common/uncommon items that give +1 to wis or dex, right?

silk hare
ember sandal
#

ah, okay

silk hare
silk hare
#

e.g. theres one in which a person kidnapped death and chained him up under his bed

#

for years

he later got got by the lord of the underworld tho (who is a different god) and now has the eternal task of rolling a stone up a hill, and once he is close to the top it rolls back down

#

theres another one of a guy that managed to get the gods to like him and bless him and get invited into their dining hall, some stuff happened before that tho and he gave them his own sun as food, so he now suffers in the underworld in a large body of water with trees filled with all sorts of fruit above his head

but he is unable to drink or eat, as the water recoils everytime he tries and the trees themselves back off if he tries to pick any of their fruit

hollow stone
hollow stone
#

i've had a backup character for a campaign who's gonna ride in on a Found Steed of the Fiend kind, which i will describe as "a tree patterned brown horse with forward facing eyes and sharp teeth"

silk hare
# ember sandal I might just

also you can get tons of inspiration from all sorts of mythical creatures, e.g. stygian birds are just birds that shoot their metal feathers and people, the nemean lion (immune to all damage but bludgeoning e.g.), hydras are technically also from greek mythology

some that Im not sure of the origin of include kelpies (mares that live in the sea, beautiful and once u mount them they draw u into the depths of the ocean to devour you there), selkies: sea lion women that have magical "fur" kind of, they can "undress" and leave that fur and become a "real women" for a time, but if someone steals it they become unable to change back

oh also aesops fables are nice for "lessons" to the players + u can use awakaned animals or whatever the term was

hollow stone
silk hare
# ember sandal ty!

also aztec mythology has some fun stories too

oh and dont get me started on norse mythology, imo one of the best in terms of entertaining stories

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hollow stone
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i don't know what's funnier, if the party does understand that horses are neither patterned to camoflauge with trees or have forward facing eyes and nor do they have sharp teeth, or if they don't get it

silk hare
# ember sandal ty!

one of my favourite parts of norse mythology is that there is a tree connecting the 9 realsm aka thing dnd planes of existance, each plane is home to different kinds of things

1 is for the gods (only partially correct but more would be too in depth here)
1 is for the humans,
1 is hell
1 is for frost giants
1 for fire giants etc etc

this tree connects all of them ("Yggdrasil")

and on this tree there are creatures that live there

at the top there is an eagel that trys to destroy it with its wings (whose name was lost in translation somwhere iirc)
at the bottom there is a dragon gnawing on its roots (nidhögg)
and in between there is this squirrel called ratatosk jumping up and down feeding both of them false trashtalk from the other trying to rile them up bc its funn y

silk hare
hollow stone
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"the horse starts growling as you get closer."
"wait but horses don't growl(?)"
"all the more reason to not get close to it"

silk hare
hollow stone
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i need to research more features of distinctly predatory creatures to apply to this horse

silk hare
eager marsh
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I mean Norse Myth is pretty standard imo when you dig deeper into most old religions. They all do silly and goofy things

median delta
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Guys i have a question

eager marsh
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Yes buy more dice

silk hare
eager marsh
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Even greek gods arent 'impossible beings' they are very humanlike in their flaws and narrative sillyness for example

hollow stone
median delta
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are there any witch/coven themed dnd campaings or smth. My friends loooove witch stuff (theyve all never played dnd before and neither have i) so i was going to create something coven themed maybe with a bunch of witch trials of some sort

silk hare
eager marsh
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Hinduism is funnier because half the cast is also the other half due to being aspects or reincarnations of each other

median delta
silk hare
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imo chinese "mythology" gets out of hand real quick so Im not that fond of that

ember sandal
median delta
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are they that addicting to but i dont think i understand the obsession

silk hare
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but also not that deep into it so maybe sometime

eager marsh
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Arjuna came home from a contest and won a wife. Told his mother 'I bring home spoils' or something like that. She said 'share with your brothers as usual then' and so his first wife was shared anmd had 5 husbands cuz he just...did what mom said

silk hare
ember sandal
eager marsh
silk hare
median delta
silk hare
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fair enough

undone rain
median delta
rugged hawk
undone rain
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Exactlyyyy

rugged hawk
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Also, edible dice. We need this, so we can punish the ones that have failed us with Nat 1's

eager marsh
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they do exist

rugged hawk
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I guess an alternative would be keeping a hammer on hand to intimidate the non-edible dice, though. thonktwist

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Give em the Darth Vader treatment. You have failed me for the last time! SMASH

ember sandal
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you could also use a dice jail to punish your dice

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or put them inside a gelatinous cube

rugged hawk
ember sandal
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ah, that's fair

tardy bronze
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heyhey

silk hare
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you can make sweets, I saw some guy trying to use ground beef once too (they were super lopsided but at least dice shaped lmao)

tribal mesa
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Do yall ever feel bad for contributing to the amount of plastic in the world by buying minis and dice

tardy bronze
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I have no minis nor dice

rugged hawk
tardy bronze
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Fair point u inspired me

severe rampart
tardy bronze
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Yes

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Just like ethical capitalism

rugged hawk
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Annnnd now you're getting too far away from D&D for this channel

silk hare
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ofc you should trys to do stuff that doesnt actively contribute to the end of the world, but as things stand now thats kind of hard to do and even if u manage to do it you are sacrficing a lot of resources and happiness for minimal impact

tribal mesa
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No this is a Druid question

eager marsh
tribal mesa
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It is relevant to dnd discussion

tardy bronze
silk hare
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answer is: you either do or dont, thats sth to decide for yourself, and the stance you take is out of scope for a dnd discussion

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also who is vinnath

rugged hawk
silk hare
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ah gotcha

tardy bronze
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thats so cool

rugged hawk
tardy bronze
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I am a horrific artist sadly

untold isle
uncut linden
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Hello, does anyone know where I can play D&D online?

rugged hawk
silk hare
untold isle
silk hare
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same goes for other single character messages or just stuff that doesnt include text

karmic pendant
silk hare
untold isle
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Makes sense

uncut linden
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Thanks

tardy bronze
rugged hawk
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All I'm hearing is that you're not following your destined path.

tardy bronze
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Lmao

untold isle
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Every one goes to cthulu at some point

tardy bronze
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For my first playtrough im just gonna be a plain ol fighter

rugged hawk
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Never mind, I was wrong. You embraced the horror with all you are. Gasp

lusty sapphire
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i want to rant about my insane wild magic sorcerer luck

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first time playing wild magic sorcerer, im playing with a homebrew rule of the required roll to activate wild magic surge increases each time i use a spell

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it had been a while and i still haven't gotten the surge, and when i finally do

tardy bronze
lusty sapphire
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i get an 8 and cast fireball on myself

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i was level 4, and got a blessing from the dm on the spot to survive

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now the next time wild magic activated was the next session

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and then i rolled a NAT 100

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though i hadn't used any sorcery points yet and got nothing lol

rugged hawk
tardy bronze
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HA

lusty sapphire
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next time it activated, i got THE LOWEST, which makes the wild magic surge activate each turn

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from that, i got that my next damage roll will be maxed out

tardy bronze
lusty sapphire
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50 unique outcomes

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anyway i upcast chromatic orb to level 2, my highest spell slot, and get A NAT 20

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so my damage doubles

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and i deal 64 damage in a single attack at level 4

tardy bronze
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this is japanese for me actually

lusty sapphire
tardy bronze
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i do like big damage numbers

reef shuttle
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Really tired of looking for a friendly long term campaign PBP DND 5e plz

tardy bronze
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when do i unlock this version of dnd

rugged hawk
reef shuttle
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I want Gunslinger symbol option plz

severe rampart
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Starting to polish my Child Sorcerer's backstory, my beautiful boy, he's got a little bowtie (he's gonna die horribly isn't he)

tardy bronze
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my end goal is to be able to play in some kind of D&D forever world, where every new campaign is set within the same lore

oak grotto
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You will have to find a DM that's willing to do that.

keen sentinel
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@patent night

oak grotto
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And I imagine that won't be easy.

tardy bronze
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something along the lines of Critical Role

rugged hawk
oak grotto
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In my experience DMs aren't usually concerned with future games. They're usually focused on running their game.

dark widget
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Is there a level cap?

viral kraken
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ya the rules only support play to level 20, you'd need homebrew to exceed that

dark widget
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Alright thanks

rugged hawk
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Rules are a suggestion, homebrew away jeffpatine

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By which we mean the rules as written are simply a 'standardized starting point' for easier group coordination, which can be freely modified as necessary

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Also, never forget to logically apply physics to RAW. 👀 ||/s||

turbid kayak
rugged hawk
# silk hare mhhh yeh exactly xD

Exactly! If someone's casting Water Walk on an underwater foe, causing them to ascend to the surface at 60 ft/round, they'll obviously suffer the Bends and rapid decompression, causing immense physical trauma. jeffpatine

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On a related note, we need a reverse version of Water Walk that makes a target sink like a rock. thinkingshogshake

silk hare
woven flint
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I awaken, my friends 🧐

rugged hawk
woven flint
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Something Something... uh... hello to you to :>

delicate owl
fickle burrow
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Hi guys , I know absolutely nothing about DND, so i wanted to play dhampir, what classes would ya recommend

tame estuary
tame estuary
woven flint
fickle burrow
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I wanted to go rogue cuz rogues are cool as hell

silk hare
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really depends on what you want the character to accomplish, but more a melee class bc of the bite imo

knotty pasture
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Astral Self Monk

woven flint
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Dhampir Vengeance Paladin 🧐

knotty pasture
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Be a Dio

fickle burrow
silk hare
fickle burrow
fickle burrow
knotty pasture
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Astral Self Monk is a Monk that can summon a stand

knotty pasture
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You can unleash your inner Dio with it

fickle burrow
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I've read smth about shadow monk?

woven flint
fickle burrow
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So astral is jojo ref, shadow is edgy

woven flint
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Astral Self isn't really a Jojo reference, people just equate it to such because it's a little similar, but you're not like. Summoning a GUY..
An Echo Knight Fighter would he more akin to a Stand User because Echos just have similar functionality, being a ghost guy that fights for you lol

fickle burrow
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That also sounds cool as heck

woven flint
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But, for first characters
I often suggest Fighters or Paladins
Fighters are simple
Paladins are simple but have a bit of nuance to learn about, but they're nice if you like having more options than just "Hit It" because they get spells

fickle burrow
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Okay my whole party is new players