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And guess what Conjure Minor Elementals has
Concentration
Im not saying it breaks the game, its just a little strong
it also deals way more damage across a group of enemies
HM is limited to a single target yeah
Couldn’t you Hunter’s Mark a bunch of enemies if it didn’t require concentration?
So less than double the damage, aoe, vulnerability coverage, difficult terrain, and this is supposed to make Ranger look good in comparison?
If the og target is dead and as a BA
"The spell ends if you cast again" boom. Problem solved.
Basically the HM change just prevents HM from going away if I take damage and break concentration. It's still only 1 target only.
That's it.
Thats not that bad then
That's literally all the change does.
what? new changes?
It's a house rule for this campaign I'm joining for rangers.
I explained this a bit further up.
how does one deal with a racist dm
HM no conc is honestly not that powerful
Inhales deeply
leave the game, report them to discord
got it
Leave, report, move out.
im assuming this is online
as soon as bro knew where i was from he said i spontenstly combusted
i think it would be good, make it a status spell or smt like that.
Wuh?
That's.. crazy
Okay, quick question
How does CBE interact with the light weapon property?
So he already kicked you?
nah he killed my character after that i just left
i still had his tag so i wondered what to do with it
(remind me what CBE stands for)
I mean..... if the guy was an undead standing in a church of lathander, that's technically lore-accurate 
Crossbow Expert
2024?
That wont do anything in a report
Ppl are allowed to be stupid
What isnt allowed is posting hatespeech
2014
time to look for a new sunday campaign smh
If he killed you character upon learning your nationality, discord wont do anything
i guess icl im not that bothered by it im lowk used to it just kinda weird
Sucks that it happened
ah new character...
Anyways, my question is that CBE allows you to attack with a hand crossbow as a BA if you attacked before with a one handed light weapon
...but isn't that just the light property to begin with?
What is like the most normal class/subclass you can make a character? Not magical not a trained fighter just a guy along for the ride, I feel that’s probably a rogue subclass but I’m curious what yall think
You should probably get his name out there (not here), so people can be aware in case he tries to recruit others
Witch hunts suck
ussually i probably if i join anyone i probably always play as a druid or cleric sense most people don't play healer....
Sounds like something a witch would say ....
Hard to be a DM when you are blacklisted
Would that be a warlock hunt in D&D, or a hag hunt?
I wouldnt condone public blacklisting for something that cant be proven
Anyone able to help me out quickly? My break is almost over
Doesn't need Light property, just to be one handed
Light dont give that feature in 2014, but with CBE you can do that
So attack action can be a longsword for example with CBE
the extra attack with the crossbow
So what would happen if i had 2 hand crossbows?
Iirc, its BA is seperate from Light Property that allows its Modifier to be added to the BA attack
With extra attack, would i attack 3 times or 4?
3
Nick weapon mastery and ability modifier to damage
2014
2 attacks with one, 1 Extra attack
Then just the latter
can flavor it like you shoot both and then load one fast and shoot it
Attack action gives 2 hits, BA gives one more
So if I'm getting this right
2 attacks with 1 hand crossbow, 3rd with BA and the other hand crossbow
Yes
My headcanon for it is that you fire A, fire B while reloading A, then fire A again
Turn over
Okay, I'm starting to see a little bit why Ranger can churn out considerable DPS
All with modifier to damage, yes
That has nothing to do with ranger does it?
it doesnt, anyone can do it
but if you had a thing like HM in the enemy each attack proc the HM
Yes but maybe there is something extra i dont know of
Gloomstalker with 2 hand crossbows and CBE is 4 attacks turn 1. And if you throw in advantage and sharpshooter...
Hm procs only once a round i thought
Gloomstalker. ppl always boost Ranger opinion with it 
I see
Nope. Every attack
So with that said, I do need to ask 2 things
Very cool
nope, every attack, whenever you attack it
- Is 2014 light rules that you can make another attack as a BA if you have 2 light weapons?
No.
Yes
Yes, no modifier to BA attack without the feature that does it
But without damage modifier
oh wait, nvm. Missread it 
But yeah, its 3 procs of HM in an enemy if you are using that
3d6 extra damage, potential 18
- With this in mind and the intention to attack hard and often, would it be a wise to swap out Cordon of Arrows for Hunter's Mark on my next level up?
Average of 10
average of 12 from HM.
And i know this could go in optimization, but it feels pretty small and quick to answer
3d6 average is 10.5
Hunter's Mark ain't it
Idk how much i really need Cordon of Arrows anyways
You certainly don't need that either, what's your level again
I would pick up Lesser Restoration
Spells are Entangle, Absorb Elements, CoE, and Pass Without Trace
wait, 11, mb. forgor it was always .5 rounded up at the end.
Here's a spell checklist:
1st Level: absorb elements, fog cloud, goodberry, longstrider, speak with animals.
2nd Level: beast sense, pass without trace, rope trick.
Improv as needed
How do you even calculate average from dice rolls 😭
You just take the smallest value with the biggest value and divide it by 2
i'm not too sure but absorb element has better alternative depend on character and/or campaign
Its not super accurate though cuz we should assume accuracy
half plus .5 because its minimum one, add number of times eual to total damage dice, round up
It's the mean of the dice rolls. 10 is 5.5avg, 12 is 6.5 avg etc
Yeah improv for sure, absorb elements is a lot weaker without elemental damage
d6 -> avarge first, than x3
You calculate the avg for 1d6, then triple
no, its 3.5 x 3. so 10.5. round up to 11.
How do you average 1d6, what?
Fog Cloud doesn't seem like the best idea because I would be using Skulker. Nor would Goodberry help thanks to having high HP for everyone and adequate healing
Also, I only have 4 prepared spells for Ranger. This would require 5, if memory serves
Just saying this because that is what changes I needed to make and why
1+6/2=3.5
Or
6/2+0.5=3.5
half. then +.5
6÷2=3 +.5 = 3.5
1d6 is a single dice with 6 sides, so (1 + 6) / 2 = 3.5
But you don't round up or down, until you complete the math for whatever you are attempting
So it's the minimum and maximum of 1 die added together, then divide by 2
That works
That's all y'all have to say 💀
It was said already
Well
Thanks for the help on my questions. Valuable information for my next session and level up
Cover is cover from Fog Cloud, doesn't matter if you're running Skulker or not
Well you say average, my mind instantly goes to "ok, adding all the values, 1-6, then divide" because that's actually how average works
Threw my evil creation at my party and i was satisfied with the result
Blindisght doesn't see through total cover
They learned the true horror or were reminded of the horror of the Bonewheel
the what
But Tremorsense does.
(Dwarf gaming)
The way you guys described it, it's not average, but called the midrange. (being a math nerd here)
Bonewheel, or specifically, Bonewheel Skeletons from Dark Souls.
They're an infamous enemy that were so frustratingly difficult in the 1st game that they rarely appeared again and were nerfed heavily, but still bring traumatic feelings in ds1 veterans
But Blindsight can see through fog. 10 ft worth anyway
those are 2 different terms
They jump into spiked wheels and ride them into the player permastunning them and killing them with tickles
heavily obscured is not Cover btw.
So for a 3d6. You first find the midrange of a 1d6 (6+1 divide by 2) then multiple it by the amount of total die (3).
That gives you the average for 3d6.
How does a math nerd need to ask how to do dice averages
But i opted for later version where they just run you over cause more fair and works better (prone effect)
Well more of a linguistics nerd but, still.
1+2+3+4+5+6=21, 21/6=3.5
it’s the average
made it a save or half 5d4 (3 slashing 2 necrotic), fail also prone, recharge on 5-6 ability
Otherwise they just move around in it then jump out and multiattack
Treantly is probably thinking of median
In an example that has no outliers, like equal dice, this distinction is utterly worthless
It hit hard, fell easily, one of my good quick brews i think
Median is the dead middle of a series of numbers.
Midrange and mean are identical value when no outliers
So this method does calculate the mean and the midrange at the same time
Median is not always the dead center, because there may be even numbers. So even then there would be a .5
My tonight game is getting close to level 5
Session ended off on them starting a fight with some cultists that removed their eyes
The median, mean, and midrange of all D&D dice averages are the same, because each set is comprised of consecutive real integers
Well, for single dice at least
"When we will ever use this in real life?"
pulls out a D&D set from the classroom cupboard.
There's a lot that question applies to, but Math is the one thing you likely use every day.
Average = mean
Being good at Geometry made me a demon in certain shooters with grenades and grenade launchers
I know average = mean. I'm not a middle school student.
Real. As some bow and arrow dude from a hero shooter once said:
But you don’t know that midrange == median == mean in a set of consecutive real integers starting with 1?
No I never considered that because I haven't needed to learn that in a while, so it slipped my mind for that very specific topic.
All I asked was the math behind calculating dice average and not to receive a lecture making me feel like I'm stupid.
(I actually think the principle applies to more arithmetic sequences but I can’t remember the specific qualifiers for it to be true)
So please, can we swap topics now that I learned the math behind it? Thanks.
Does anyone know if there's a list anywhere of all the stat blocks in the DMG, i.e. Giant Fly?
The DMG doesn’t have statblocks, but the MM has lists at the start(?)
Here's giant fly, but I'm wondering if there's a way to find others:
https://app.roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Monsters:Giant Fly?expansion=33359
Oh, you mean the random monsters as part of items? DDB’s filter system might help there, but i don’t know if they’re entered as monsters
3 hidden rogues are attempting a sneak attack on the lich (18AC), having a +9 to their hit bonus
The rogues wield vicious shortswords
What colour is the hair of the DMPC?
Are they wearing a hood?
Well i dont know- aaaaaaaah
It’s shows me 2 for DMG24 (giant fly and larva), and 2 for DMG14 (larva and avatar of death)
If yes, then they're black haired. If no, then it's blonde or tan because they're trying to look pretty.
they're a blonde paladin who can do literally nothing wrong and is five levels higher than the party
Always surround yourself with people smarter than you
dms out there use this dmpc its really cool and isnt gonna suck just make sure that you always smite to kill the bbeg
because if you dont kill the bbeg the party might suffer
and thats bad
Does Enlarge/Reduce affect mass?
Say it with me class: D&D is not a physics simulator
Hm for some reason Larva shows up under the DMG '24 filter even though it states Monster Manual and is listed in the MM. So maybe Giant Fly is really the only one
It doesn't say it does on the spell so I assume not
Mass maybe, since it applies square cube law
I think it does actually
Wondering if I could flavor a short character with a really cartoonishly big hammer
yes tied to loth
But dont overthink it
don't use the spell for that, just give them a maul and you're off
why not? Ive seen a lot of toon force style characters
Need it to be bigger, think Tinkaton from Pokemon
you can still just use a maul
I say that because RaW, unless you're also making the target larger, the spell doesn't actually do anything
and really my point is, RaW is a scam, just say your character has a huge hammer and run with the fiction
They want the extra damage to really reflect it being bigger than a normal maul i think
-# I just like flavor
Flavouring a maul as being bigger than a man isnt very satisfying to me
Yeah I'm not using a maul
Oh or that way around fair
What are you using
yeah a maul is like
literally a big hammer
Because i genuinely think you have to use a maul as a starting point
Oh I have to? darn
No but
you don't have to but a big hammer is what a maul is. It'd be like wanting a big sword and then not starting with a greatsword
Thinking like a Warhammer
Why would you want to use a smaller one when the entire point is getting a toonishly big hammer?
Thats tiny
warhammers are smaller, single handed hammers. Mauls are bigger, two handed hammers
Isnt that piercing?
If that’s tiny what’s a light hammer
Tiny, i was overstating
A knife sized hammer
both are bludgeoning
That's why I have Enlarge/Reduce :)
Oh is warhammer versatile one?
Yes
Ok but enlarging a d10 hammer isnt as fitting as enlarging a 2d6
why do you need enlarge/reduce when you can just use a maul all the time
No no i get that part
But if you want to bring a massive hammer, dont you need the biggest damage die?
Is there another reason why you dont want to use a maul
I’m just curious why you want a warhammer over a maul yeah
Youre purposefully picking the smaller weapon
Oh my god, I've been visualizing mauls wrong all my life
Oh
I thought they looked more like axes
Well they can
Well, maybe, or I could just be a fighter with a maul
Oh like a splitting maul? Nah dnd uses smt more akin to a war maul.
Big bludgeon go brrr
I should try running Mauls one of those days
Yeah, you get the confusion
I can already hear the Gigaton Hammer B O N K
Mhm
Why am I making more characters I'm in so many campaigns and I'm DMing one
Anyway i really like the enlarge vision
Because characters are cool
Flavouring it as your weapon growing, not you
I have 25 characters (ish) and I’ve used 3
That's the plan
It gives extra dmg to it to actually mechanically reflect that this maul is bigger than other mauls
Might play a Tiefling Fighter Lady with a maul 🤔
day 7 of saying building sized cats should be a thing both irl and in D&D
Silly quirky tiefling girl with oversized hammer is a very strong image in my head
Yknow one idea I have when one has too many characters is to just finish bg3 act 1 as a character and swap to another one
Enough time to get a dip/feel of a character based on rp choices
Why do you want your insides to be strewn across the front yard?
Cats are horrifying
I do not have BG3, and I am a poor student
I... agree.
I disagree
I feel like humanity would be wiped out long ago if cats that big existed
Irl?... Isn't that just the Sphinx?
they're cute and playful and I've been saying the same thing for 7 days, this is the second time someone has noticed me saying that
You owned any cats? They kill for fun
Be glad youre too big to hunt
two actually
Oh man I have 8 cats
They play well with the dogs
Anything smaller than the cats hmmm leg maybe is in danger of horrifically gory deaths exacted over a long time
I am catless for the first time in my life. It's a sad and lonely existence.
Glad dogs aren't building size. They crap and pee everywhere and slobber all over you
Clifford!
Ok but at least they wouldnt play with your torn off twitching legs
what happened?
Oh yeah, I forgot about that cartoon
They got old and sick and died. I just haven't gotten another. We have budgies now, but they're not the same.
Hi I'm new to dnd and I'm looking for a game
In a cute funny image though, id love building sized cats
Clifford the Big Red Dog is a story book, originally.
Building-sized cats would eat us all.
meow
But if they didnt, would be cool
that's sad, my cat just ran away cuz my mom would keep the door open evryday, It's a surprise it didn,t run away the first few days
Can't keep baby cat in a corner
Thx m8
welcome
What one day no dnd does to a man
Sometimes, I feel like becoming the equivalent of a Hydrogen Bomb
I don’t think that’s a good idea
Your Opinion is...
Tolerable
Before I'm sleep I am going to start a smear campaign to keep Themberchaud starving.
Conjure it up in my head.
Going back to what someone asked about if Enlarging has an affect on mass. I can't find anything that has to do with a creatures size as it pertains to their weight. I am sure I saw it in earlier editions.
I just finished a session of Dragonlance lol
Must be unrelated then
I want a big black cat
too much tokii in my life /j
We don’t need him in Waterdeep
bag man would be sad
Sucks for bag man
Wow...
its gonna suck for you when the bag opens up and snatches you
"I love Artanza. I cherish Artanza. He promises sinners."
Honestly, if its for the safety of the party, I think he'd comply
I was wondering this earlier, Could you cook meat with shocking grasp?
RAW, no
Up to the DM, I guess
hehe, RAW, cook meat
It would probably be really burnt
actually, it probably wont cook enough
Oh yeah it wouldn’t be even the heat
I just thought the image of someone holding a steak and cooking it with shocking grasp or a fire bolt was funny haha
Pretty sure Shocking Grasp cooks just as well as Burning Hands
Neither work very well
So completely burnt i assume
yep
Control fire would work
Produce Flame, the druid cantrip, likely as well
bonfire probably too
By not attacking the food with it and instead just hovering it near
wall of fire is probably overkill
Maybe
and ends too soon too
depends on how big of a barbeque you're having
Roasted Cloud Giant? Yum
Meteor Swarm to heat up my left over steak
Sacred Flame for that seasoning
Nah, you use Meteor Swarm to tenderize and defrost the meat~
Hmm im thinking of what i should multiclass my paladin with
Like basically any cha class works
Multiclass Pally? Sacrilege.
I am thinking either bard or warlock
I’m imagining holding a steak in your hand being too lazy or not knowing how to cook
Why warlock? Flavor
Warlock (oathbreaker) on a pally is kinda funny
Well do i have news for you
You can have a little bit of oathbreaking as a treat
fighter/paladin is always fun
Warlock would work well mechanically, and there's always the Celestial patron if you want to stay fully good.
Paladin..
Just pure Pally 😎
Multiclass paladin with more paladin~ Genius!
You don't have to be evil to deal with fiends
Being a Fiend Warlock isn't a strictly evil thing
True, it's all contextual.
you would know wouldn't you
For some clarification, i have a cursed greatsword and within this greatsword is some entity that basicallt turns me into the dark urge in bg3. Which well made me become an oathbreaker after a massacre. Now im thinkin this entity could give me warlock powers
Yes, that's exactly what our PR department says too~
Is Artanza evil?
Wyll of bg3 is right there when it comes to a lawful good fiend warlock
Damn right!
His Deity is the God of Inspiration...
And maybe he's inspired to study the fiendish being in the bag!
ok well what if you werent inspired to do that
Warlock patrons are flavor town
We do already have a bard in the party so warlock it is
Okay, well
You're smelly
nuh uh
I hope Hokrun dies so I can revive him 😎
warlock flavors - infernalism, witchcraft, occultism, heresy, necromancy, BEEG BLADE, dead god. Take your pick
impossible
My upcoming warlock doesn't really have a patron exactly, my DM has his own setting and I don't know if anything specific would fit. But if there's some kind of King Enma figure, that'd be a good option for an Oni.
Well as i said my cursed greatsword has an entity trapped inside it
My Aaracokra Fiend Warlock took on his Father's Pact after he perished, the was part of the contract, each first child of each generation would be the inheritor of the pact until it was paid off
He, however, decided to cut the pact short by fighting his Patron in a Duel and actually managing to win
Then he was blessed! Overcoming such odds and was reclassed into a Divine Soul Sorcerer because a Celestial liked his style
He then died many sessions later fighting a lich
i need to add to the death list
K'ura was an Awesome lad
Taken too soon
The DM bloodlust fills me greatly tonight
hokrun is ready
Body, Soul, and Mind?
Looks at Malaketh... Looks at Lockpick
sure
i dont think im getting them anytime soon
What can be given to the open hand monk as an out of combat ability, cus they are the only monk 24 subclass wo one.
Well, maybe not Malaketh, I've got a fun idea for him when he fully attunes to his Artifact
So the party of Malaketh doesn't see: ||I plan on him Shape-Changing into an Adult Spirit Dragon to raise his daughter proper||
monks already have tons of out of combat utility as is. Fantastic at stealth & mobility. Also consider, presumably this open hand monk has chosen to play an open hand monk, knowing they don't have any out of combat utility. Imo if you choose to play a class without that utility, you don't need to be given extras
do they go over how to make puzzles in the dungeon master's guide?
My players can't play again today cause of schedule they said 
this is probably a stupid question but if you just join a campaign and instantly the vibe is off is it rude to duck out and try another group?
I paid for 4 sessions so ima try 3 more times but if it stays like this i might try another group. its got some seriously evil player characters and idk how i feel about a game with evil being allowed
a little bit. Xanathar's guide and tasha are more in depth
thanks
||Oh, Yeah, he's gonna True Polymorph ... but Adult Spirit Dragons also get Shape change, so he could be himself at any time 😉||
Darn you scheduling issues!
The real final boss
|| is this as soon as you reach level 15, or is this more of an epilogue thing? not sure how i feel about a permanent cr 15 lmao ||
To put it a different way, part of character creation is choosing what features you want to get with your limited set of options. If you don’t take a feature with out of combat utility, you’ve made a trade off, and so giving them something for nothing is invalidating that trade off for them and the other players
||It would be level 17 no?||
artifact can be used to cast a 9th level spell per day, since its one charge per level, total 9
Planning on running a one player one DM campaign cause only one guy could come today, idk if I should ngl. I mean I can insert the others into the story later on but like...
||It's gonna be my way of possibly retiring him after fighting Oroboros, maybe, because after fighting all these dragons, he's probably going to realize just how much his daughter really needs him to be a good influence||
yee
Intriguing
Different campaign, dunno why I'm specifically talking about it here, but I was too lazy to move to dms
I was referring to someone else lol
me
Also not you
you pinged me >:(
Me?
Oh wait no this was about the artifact
Could you fish with lighting lure to catch a fish near the surface ?
Yeah I knew that was a different campaign
if you can see it, and its within range
Awesome
Not stupid at all this is super normal to think about. Honestly, if the vibe is off and it’s making you uncomfortable it’s totally fine to step back. RPGs are supposed to be fun not stressful. You already have a plan to try a few more sessions which is smart it gives you a fair shot. But if after that it’s still not clicking, leaving for another group isn’t rude it’s just you looking out for your own enjoyment.
To avoid being rude, just don't ghost them.
If it is a paid game, provide constructive feedback. You might even be able to get a refund.
kk ty both of you I will give it an honest try and if it doesnt work out I will let the dm know I am leaving in a respectful way.
i want to enjoy the campaign and the players themselves are really nice but when we are shooting little kids through the neck because they are a con artist and party has to persuade the guard not to kill us....
it adds a bad taste to my mouth
I had a player join yesterday, and I get the feeling they're not going to be a good fit.
Ah. The harming of children is one of my "the characters do not..." rules.
I usually think if you really dislike a game and it’s clear it’s not a great fit, no harm in tapping out and trying somewhere else
But also, talk to your DM! Voice some complaints and try see if some ground rules can be set
this is so appropriate compared to what my party of new players tried to do as their backstory
I have two clear "do not" rules: the players do not harm children (unless they're obvioulsy trying to kill you), and the players do not engage in SA.
THen I ask the table if they have any hard boundries.
well thanks again all I will give it the whole 4 sessions and I think I will send a discord message to the dungeon master (their not in this group just have our own campaign discord group) and voice my concerns and if either the dugeon master is not receptive to feedback or the group gets worse I will ditch early.
I think this is a reasonable effort on my part.
Very reasonable rules, they should be standard tbh
making the mother of all omlettes here lady, cant fret over every egg
I'm all for Sparing young dragons, even the ones that have potential to cause harm
All young creatures are deserving at a shot in life
In FR, chromatic dragons?
Death
I could maybe see it for literal hatchlings but im not sure how much "raising them right" does with creatures that seemingly have a metaphysically imposed alignment
thankfully, it aint fr
In my setting, chromatic dragons are almost always evil; metallic are almost always not. In this case, it was a bronze dragon that had been raised by yuan-ti from hatching. It was very evil, and it attacked the group.
It doesn't matter to him if they're "raised right" it matters that every creature can eventually make their own choices and experiences can change a perspective
Yeah, my setting is definitely more 3.5 in terms of dragon alignment. Much more black and white.
I'm not against certain creatures being Inherently evil regardless of their experiences. Because some things make zero sense being good. "Why yes every sentient being is my food source, and I physically can't see you as a real person. Of course I'm evil."
Yuan-ti see all non yuan-ti as potential food. 🙂
i thought it was more sacrifices
That too.
Is there online dnd sessions?
Thank
Is fireball even that good of an option for a level 5 wizard
its overtuned and confirmed to have been made to be that good. when not fighting fire elementals or devils
Seems like by level 5 the wizard should be doing more than reducing enemies to 0 hp
sometimes damage is the answer
true, but if the horde of goblins dont want to speak, welp....
but yes, a wizard always has more spells; theyre a wizard for ao's sake
Its decent, you should be taking Sleet Storm
and i wont ask any caster to cast Calm in all of them to solve things pecefully.
what are you, a trust fund sorceror who relies on their bloodline to cast, or a sugar barby warlock who needs a short rest after 18 seconds? /hj
or a junkie that is connected with "nature" like druid? /Jk
I'm not against it either, but I wouldn't feel good about killing a Young Dragon tbh lmao
It would be so easy to become a wizard irl, get a flashlight and you got divine light
what if i made them emo and teenage rebellious
And lucky for you, Wizard's have many spells, and can prepare lots of them. And thus frequently has a tool for every situation.
THe most worthless spell I've taken so far is Cat Nap for our Warlock...who never casts spells.
I've used it once in 3 years. 🙁
You should be focusing on control spells anyway
virgin cat nap, chad prayer of healing 
Or focusing on what spells they find fun.
The wizard should do whats most fun
If playing in the kind of environment where you should do the best thing in combat, fireball will probably often be a lesser choice
"I didn't ask where the team is, I said I cast fireball."
It is the first truly damaging spell a mage gets, so YES it is that good of an option. Besides, if your mage just happens to be say CN then even his "friends" know better than to be in that 10'x10' room the monsters just ran into......j/s.
I just had a revelation
Or, really, just learned something new
Werewyverns are a thing
There's probably alot of Were-Things.
So this is where the whole squishy caster schtick comes from
They did ask for something that does anything besides damage 🤷♂️
I know
But Werewyverns are something I expected the least in D&D lol
Hey just want some advice. What the best map website for dnd to be able to create maps.
Well it's not a Website, I feel compelled to mention Foundry as definitely one of the most Competent and feature rich VTT's.
I'm kind of partial to No 2 and 1/4" graph, but that's just me....
Who here plays dnd
Nobody, we all just theorycraft here while complaining that there aren't enough DMs.
(Kidding, I'm in a campaign currently.)
Are you looking for battlemaps or for world maps?
Trying to get accepted into a campaign is like trying to find a job lmaooo
so to jump in here with a DM's perspective, every time I post an ad, it gets 20+ responses, sometimes I've gotten 30+. It does kinda suck the way that lfg posts go, but for someone like me, I physically cannot accept every player, and so yeah I do need to pick out the best players somehow
No that’s so valid honestly
This server is pretty huge. What kind of players do you encounter?
More or less battle map, for session 1 im planning of getting my players to break someone out of prison and theres alot of enemies
in my posts, i've found all sorts of players. I've spoken to veteran DMs looking to jump on the other side of the DM screen, I've had people who have only ever played. I've spoken to crunchy combat heavy players, RPers, young players, old players, new players, everything
ones that don't really agree with my way of DMing lol
dungeonscrawl is a pretty good free option if you want free and don't mind your maps looking a little plain
it's weird, you know the newer players they expect something different from the game itself, so they're kinda testing the waters to see if this is what they want to spend their weekend night on. older players expect something different too, they know what they want
I don't think you can try to use Hide action in Fog, can you?
And even if you could, I think that Rope Trick would be much better to work with since that could very likely be considered at least light obscurement
fog makes you heavily obscured, so you can use the hide action yeah
I don't think anything's stopping you from hiding in fog, also Fog Cloud is a level 1 spell
Level 2 spell slots should be saved for PWT as much as possible
I'm pretty sure with my table having 1-2 battles a day, I can save something for PWT
But to counterpoint the cost difference, I get Rope Trick with gloomstalker. I would need to use one of my 4 known spell slots for Fog Cloud
it was really interesting in the earlier days of my campaign when I was less specific with the kinds of players I was looking for, seeing all the different kinds of folks who could have been my players. Would have been running a much more combat-heavy version of the campaign as opposed to how I'm running it now.
You can dump Cordon of Arrows
That was the plan. Just wanted to ask chat if it was the best idea
fog cloud is fun
fits ranger really well
you can even skip combat alltogether with it, the most optimized strategy of all time
I mean, they are just as impaired by Fog Cloud as anyone else until they get their Blindsight
One other reason to generally steer clear of fog cloud: it would be really hard to cast it in the middle of battle
With CBE, I need to use 2 weapons to benefit from the BA attack. Problem is, Fog Cloud is somatic, HM is not
you can grab a weapon as part of an attack
cast it first, on your second turn grab a weapon while attacking
Wouldn't dropping and picking it back up be a free action for each? I would imagine so, at least
Dropping yes, picking up no.
Hey idk if this is the right channel but ive never played a day in my life and want to learn can someone help me
Even on a turn where you don't use your Attack Action you still have one free stow.
free actions technically don't exist, people just use them to refer to things that don't require an action
no, you have 1 object interaction action. commonly referred to as a free action
Anyways, I have a more important question
Yes that's the actual term for it, and you can use that to stow a weapon.
What martial ranged weapon can benefit from CBE aside from just a second hand crossbow?
well you don't need to stow a weapon on your first turn anyhow, the turn you'd want to use foc cloud
it should say on the feat
It says that you would need to make an attack with a one handed weapon. But are there any other good one handed ranged weapons aside from another hand crossbow?
So then I guess I have 2 different ways of fighting depending on situations
Daggers for Nick isn't bad.
Darts and slings too? But not covered by CBE either
I thought cbe specifically says you can do it with crossbows?
that's why I was angry that they didn't reprint gunner
Ahh, but Nick competes with CBE, I see.
If stealth is possible with Skulker, attack with the heavy crossbow with advantage shot, normal shot, BA hide (Rope Trick could help with this)
If space and stealth is limited, then just CBE with 2 hand crossbows and HM
the feat says it's specifically just hand crossbows
rope trick?
That's for what can make the BA. but i wanted to ask what options you had for the other weapon that was ranged
what kind of white room scenario is this
Gloomstalker
How are you using Rope Trick in the middle of combat? Making it so it's only 5ft from the floor and the jumping up into it? That's kinda shenanigans.
Conjure total cover (nothing stops you from briefly peeking out of the portal to shoot then going back in)
Howdy, just joined
going off of the fact that bloodline is referring to the 2014 version of CBE, I assume we're not using 2024 stuff like masteries
Welcome!
I could always use it first turn and climb up to it. But this is probably for open area combat
Ahh dangit, it's this Gloomstalker again. I'm gonna end up having to block Bloodline just so I don't trick myself into talking about this character again.
do you usually do open area combat?
2014, yes
Blend of both, for the most part
if my players starts conjuring instant cover I'm gonna be mad
It's not about the campaign, I'm just asking if my plans are thought out well. You can relax
what are they using for the cover?
rope trick
I’m assuming it’s cuz this character has been discussed to death
Well, there are always new plans to be found. Not trying to cause trouble
at this point blood, you're the only one having fun talking about this character
And also, talking about a character should be in #character-discussion
because when we say one thing you change it and now we feel bad because we feel ignored
"Attacks, spells, and other effects can't pass into or out of the space, but creatures inside it can see through the portal."
it also means they can't attack out
Nothing stops you from peeking out briefly btw
nah just climb out with your movement
actually true yeah
Someone suggested Fog Cloud, I told them why I didn't pick Fog Cloud. Advice is appreciated, but just because it is given doesn't mean I am mandated to follow it
I can be thankful for advice given without taking it
That was the plan if I had to keep my distance. Especially because I have full climbing speed now
Myowwas getting hostile for no reason 🥀
wait do rangers even get rope trick
Gloomstalker lvl 5
gloomstalker
ah
Was about to ask something else, but I'll just do it later. Probably for the best
?
Well if you say so
Got work again soon. But if you wanted to really know about it, I'll dm you
Doomed, detected and caught
Is it good practice to request for open rolls from the DM?
For everything or?
Cuz stuff like enemy stealth kinda need to be rolled behind the screens
Specifically for ones like attack rolls, saving throws or skill checks
Skill checks? The DM doesn’t do too many of those
And again, enemy stealth when ambushing should be done hidden
But the rest sure
Just ensuring nothing gets fudged
Sometimes the DM needs to roll things privately to keep the game going. Sometimes these things are surprises. If there’s a rule that the DM only rolls in private when it’s a surprise, that defeats the purpose
you can ask, but the DM reserves the right to roll privately
Oh yeah some saving throws have to be done in private
Suggestion for example
sometimes that's not for the purposes of fudging, but just to keep it unclear that they're even rolling, or they're not making it clear if they do or don't fail a save, or they just want some tension
Some spells don’t give an immediately obvious visual confirmation that you succeed
Why are you concerned your DM is fudging rolls?
Because I'll say broadly speaking, most of the times I hear of a DM fudging dice, it's in the player's favour
It's more of a general question like whether its right to request something like it for every DM
You have every right to ask
-# and the DM Has every right to refuse
But alas, if you want something, you have to communicate it, so go ahead
I do say this as someone who's taken to rolling publicly more
it's a lot of fun
sometimes you gotta make those roles privately
and sometimes you do want to be able to roll privately
It doesn't feel right for me
plenty of DMs don't
as with everything, it's fine to have a conversation
and maybe your DM will oblige, maybe they won't
fudging the dice so that I save 2 minutes
The idea of a roll result potentially being different to what the DM actually says, makes me more sus of them tbh
Alrighty
valid to be sus
part of the reason we roll privately is for an air of tension and some amount of even mistrust
maybe mistrust is the wrong word but suspense for sure
it's a conversation to have with your DM and group
As was said earlier, most often times I have heard of a DM fudging a role it is in the favor of the players. So if it's "sus" that the DM would rather let the players succeed in something or to not die, then let it be sus and don't complain.
Some people want the authenticity and transparency, it’s perfectly fine to ask
I've only ever fudged in oneshots where stakes are lower and the actual result of the d20 would push the session on too long. I wouldn't ruin the authenticity of a full campaign
Is there a spell that I could cast with glyph of warding that would mark someone or reveal their identity? Like they walk into the area and glyph goes off, then the target gets marked, or the caster knows who the target is? (5th edition)
I fudged a bit more when I was starting out, when it came to HP and hit rolls and saves and the like. These days, I run all my fights RAW
Zone of truth?
They enter, "who are you and what do you do?"
I do think as a new DM you get some leeway, you don't necessarily know everything and balance is a tough thing to figure out
I meant "mark" not "make".
I've definitely fallen victim to starting an encounter and realizing after the fact that it's way undercooked in my earlier days
I struggle with balance
I would also like to be able to make use of the spell if the caster isn't around, that's why I would use glyph of warding.
I fix it now by just playing fast and playing loose, let the players feel like a badass
If you're the DM, there's nothing wrong with homebrewing it
I don't know many DMs who balance perfectly, it's a fine art
why wouldn't the players just use their regular attacks instead of their spells? because spells are funnier that's why
maybe some kind of detect thoughts?
Glyph of detecting thoughts lol
You can set the glyph to cast zone of truth
I think I’m misunderstanding
I used to ban spirit guardians, now if someone picks spirit guardians, I'm gonna bring like 20 zombies on the field lmao
make it a scene instead of a combat encounter
A funny helmet for a kenku would be a full enclosing helmet with a beak on the visor
Glyph of warding and contingency, with scrying or detect thoughts?
The idea is a automatic trigger to mark someone (or tell me who it is) for doing something they're not supposed to. Like a ring doorbell, a camera, or a motion detector. Ideally I would be able to adventure and still be notified who was tresspasssing on my land, or at least have an easy way to identify the person.
Best way could just be a glyph of warding with sending as an attached spell, I don't think there's any way to identify who's in your house
Or message
How would sending work? I could just tell whoever it is to leave? I can't do anything akin to hunter's mark?
My assumption was that the glyph would send a message to you saying "there is somebody in your house, go there now!" To which you could respond by using word of recall or something
Which would teleport you back to your house
I don't think RAW there's any magical all-in-one home defence spell
I was hoping for more of splashing magical invisible ink on someone, then just telling me that there's someone there.
I don't want defense, just to be able to find the person easier afterwards.
Okay, hear me out
funnily enough, hex or hunter's mark would work
Like hunter's mark, or that one spell warlocks get.
Three glyphs, first one has zone of truth. Second has magic mouth and asks its name, third one has sending and sends their name to you. You cast scrying
Yeah, but I would need to be a ranger, or get the feat, if ranger has one.
Though zone of truth only works like 50% of the time lol
They don't have to answer though.
fey touched lets you grab hex / hunter's mark
It would be very polite to
That would work even if I was 1000s of feet away?
5e btw
if you used glyph of warding probably
ok
los?
you do not technically prepare spells from that feat, which means that you can't cast them with glyph of warding
glyph of warding needs it to be a prepared spell
Actually? I thought sorcerers got access to that spell
Sorc doesn't get hunter's mark
What he means is that the spell you put into the glyph has to be a prepared spell
Right
I know this too
So what was this remark in response to?
Sorcerers have known spells, not prepared spells, so if they do in fact get access to GoW, then they wouldn't be able to use it very well.
I actually didn't know that lol
This is assuming GoW works as this person says, and that sorcerers to get the spell
2024 says it has to be prepared unfortunately
Yo ngl. My most favorite moment in D&D is that. We had a session and the world was completely limbus company.
Funnest time of my life
Basically all casters in 2024 use the "prepare" terminology.
Both Legacy and current Glyph of Warding require the spells to be prepared. Hmm ..
But it is on the Bard spell list in both places, meaning 2014 Bard technically could not use the spell storing feature of the spell.
Crazy
I’ve been seeing in the looking for players tab people saying form submitted? Can someone explain that to me please?
I’ve only ever done campaigns with friends irl and people I already know online
Sorcerers technically know all of their spells, and at the level up they choose which spells to prepare. (Iirc)
I'm just curious. Have you guys met any players who despite playing for 5+ years, still does not develop any tactical skill or instincts?
They exist. They’re out there. They live their best lives
Okay so I'm not the only one who's facing this
Is there an easy way to teach them combat tactics?
Or should I just let them play however they wish?
honestly, lower your difficulty
add explosive barrels that's distictively labeled 'explosives'
If they haven’t learned in five years they probably don’t have an interest in learning and that’s okay
if they aren't using magic items they have, put gimmick items on the combat field
if they aren't using good spells, put spell scrolls
Yes, because for some people mastery of the system is not what they find fun about D&D.
As much as it may rankle other people. This is why Session 0 is important. You need to establish expectations about a campaign before playing with the group.
You should have a discussion with them. If it's something that detracts from your fun, that is an issue. But if that's how they want to play and being pressured to "get better" would detract from their fun .. well, either compromises must be made somewhere or your play styles just don't match.
Yeah something came up 2 sessions ago. We had 4 characters in the party and were surrounded on 3 sides by 10 enemies. His paladin charged far ahead and got himsself surrounded by 3 meleers and 2 ranged attackers while the remaining 5 opponents blocked the rest of us. Naturally he went down after a round, having been focus fired upon. We tossed a bunch of emergency heal on him and hollered for him to come back. On his turn, he jokingly said he heard the opposite and moved farther away. That really pissed off the three of us and we had a long discussion.
Follow the rules here: https://www.dndbeyond.com/sources/dnd/br-2024/creating-a-character
Since then he's been second guessing his every action, asking us what he should do.
He should go with the flow, apply game sense
The dnd beyond character creator should do alot of that for you, u just have to fill in all the boxes
That's the thing, after talking to him and trying to show him a few basics, he doesn't seem to have any game sense at all. He charged ahead because he thought that is what a tank should do. He doesn't smite on criticals because he thought it was overkill when the opponent wasn't even bloodied after getting hit by 2 rounds of attacks by all 4 of us.
At the same time we also don't want to be controlling his character because it is his. He should be the one who decides what to do.
let him play, he'll figure it out
First off just to establish something, this is bothering the rest of the party, right?
Previously with 2014 rules and us mainly playing in tier 1-2 campaigns, it didn't matter that much because 2014 is pretty much D&D in easy mode. We're in a 11-20 (currently lvl 13) campaign and using 2024 monsters so things are a lot harder, so yes we kind of need him to brush up a bit. His initial level 11 oath of devotion paladin build was dishing out aroun 13-15 dpr because he opted for a longsword+shield, went charisma and dexterity heavy and was refusing to use his oath of devotion skills because he wanted to conserve them. We had to give him a lot of hints and encouragement before he now dishes out 35 dpr
We don't need him to be super tactical, but it would be nice if he understood things like not getting into the middle of a pack of enemies and preventing the casters from aoeing them
Surely if he's playing that poorly, natural selection would have taken him out sooner or later?
so here's the thing
if he doesn't want to use spell slots now, take it away later
have enemies that eats spell slots
or you know, if he really wants to play like that, facilitate it, make your players feel badass for their choice, if he wants to rush forwards and tank, make that rewarding
have chokepoints and cover
Coolest enemy I ever saw was one which, when it hits you, deals damage equal to the highest spell level you’re holding on to. That’s a fun one to get them to reconsider the spells they’re holding on to
Can anyone play dnd
Pretty much - just need to be able to read the game rules and have a group to play with. Character sheets or some way to track player characters. Dice can be digital or physical. And then a way to communicate with the rest of the group playing.
For our group, we have several DMs and we take turns. Some DMs run with kid gloves, some don't. But yes, his characters have died more than the rest of us
He hasn't picked up on the fact that he has a skill issue?
Skill issue ? Very judgy there
Previously he was a bit of a weird one who didn't chat with us at all even though we have our own discord group. IRL he's a musician, a creative and wasn't really interested in combat and more interested in the roleplaying aspect of D&D. So he only played martials. In combat, just attacked what we attack. I think he didn't realize how much he loved D&D until our group stopped playing for about a year after covid ended. That's when he finally opened up more to us and told us he tried DMing for a bunch of friends but it went terribly. He was really happy when we reformed our group of players. Now that he realized he likes playing D&D, I guess maybe he is finally trying to take it more seriously and trying to learn?
He did play a ranger once, but all he did was lobbed arrows and cast pass without trace so this is truly the first time he is playing a half-caster
just ask?
if you're not fine that he keeps dying all the time, talk about it
I have a friend who for the longest time has a player that always play a "funny" build, the funny here is making incompotent characters stat-wise
Yeah now that he has expressed an interest to learn we have been trying to advice him, but we're still handling him with kid gloves. He keeps forgetting our advice and hints. Like dashing far ahead, we've repeatedly mentioned that multiple times.
But he still does it occasionally.
in person or online?
He's somewhat like your friend. Like I mentioned, his initial level 11 paladin build had 13-15 damage per round.
Online, our group of players are scattered around the world.
We've found that we can advice him on builds, but when it comes to tactics.. its often situational. There isn't many one size fits all strategies that we can teach him in an easy way other than give very general guidelines
there's also merit to playing a less complex system or playing at a lower level
you could also do a body switch episode lol
man that would be the dream, I want to run that
Teach them going melee will give the enemies more opportunity to maul them
Ranged is king in 5e
Not with 2024 rules, which is what we're playing
It applies to both 5e and 2024
Force divider 😭
Ranged is also way safer, he's doing something by virtue of existing + spamming crossbow shots at the back
Sticking with the casters at the back also puts them within the Aura of Protection range without having to get close in melee
I recommend he takes 2 or 3 levels of Undead Warlock
Okay the conversation has strayed, I'm out.
Hi out I’m Nugget
*2014 and 2024. Really would prefer folk not make it any more confusing for newer players coming into this chat.
I think my bard has a pretty good chance of beating that enemy (highest spell is a 2d8, as a level 8)
it is based on the level of the spell, not the damage of the spell
something like 1d6 force for each level of spell slot you've got stored for the heighest spell
so an extra 4d6 if you're holding on to your 4th level slot
Okay, well I'm dead
Im thinking of maybe playing a bard when our campaign is done. Any suggestions for stat focusing
Charisma 100%
you can forget other stats, Charisma is where it's at, that's why it has the most spellcasters /j
How do you feel about having one member of the party actually calling the shots like a tactician? In character.
Wisdom first then Con and Dex
You mean Cha right
Cha first, then Con, then Dex (at least 14 if possible) and rest WIS imo
but that is debatable depending on your magical secrets choices
I like 12 int 10 wis 8 str after the three main stats myself, just for skill checks
Bard's so far behind that its unlikely going to be hit with spells that require wis saves
tbh Id swap wis and int
bc int doesnt net you as much, Wis is a common ST, + perception checks
still more uses than int imo
just on the off chance bc there at least IS a chance it MIGHT prove useful
Yea its a preference thing, both work
true true 🤝
I started a campaign as a gm and introduced a horse sellor that sold " special " horses, they immediately killed him but kept the horses alive so I was wondering what I do with them?
Turning the horses into a boss or a random NPC that appears everywhere would be so funny
Did they take the horses?
Nope left them behind
Dont ask me i have no idea what the course of action was 😭?
Did the guy run the whole stable himself, or did he have help?
It was a travelling merchant with just two horses by himself
The party ran into them, shot him in the leg, and headshot
Infected by the undead, they became zombie horses
Then they somehow found a zombie wandering about, the zombie got on the zombie horse, and tada you have a zombie jockey 
You want me to make a zombie riding a "special" zombified horse 😭?
My bard has over 19 ac
Yes
Chicken jockeeey
Those horses are lost to the party and become mounts of other folk. Or run off and make new lives in the wilds, or are eaten by a manticore.
It's funnier to hVe them interact with the party tho ;-;
so do you know that greek fable about the guy with the man eating horses?
No?....
right, the "mares of diomedes"
Let me google it....
it was one of the herkulean tasks to clean out their stable,... without getting eaten :))
at least iirc
...
they CAN keep them, but A: theyll constantly try to eat the party, B: theyll try to eat other people if they are going to a town etc
they dont know that yet tho :=)
Are you offering I make my party do the task?
no, Im suggesting the party now has man eating horses
that they have to deal with and that they will eventually fight
I kinda like that idea so why not both
what did I just walk into??
man eating horses inspired by greek mythology :)))
I make them go on a side quest to clean there at all so they get the horses, just for the horses to keep trying to eat them
... okay
also do you mind if I put this in one of my quote books?
no, go for it lmao
I think your statement was too traumatizing
ty!
take it up with the greeks on that one, they had lots of fun stories :))
especially the herkulean tasks can be a bit... cruel + have nice story implications
Man eating horses? Didn't know they were into Equine Meat
Theres worse?.
e.g. the "theft" of cerberus/ the walking of cerberus which polluted the environment and gave birth to some poisonous flowers
So much worse
Bro-
aka no guardian of the underworld anymore
“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse, but my horse is so hungry he could eat me”
yeah thats the tame stuff, theres all kinds of fun things, monsters, damsels in distress, zeus who plays a role in both of those stories
Oh someone told me about zeus turning into a bird to....
oh theres also a nice story about apollo (god of sun and music and medicine) who was such an uber stalker that the girl he was stalking prayed to her father (a minor god) to turn her into a tree instead
yes, theres about 102481740 of those stories xD
I'm speechless, I didn't realize the Greeks were that interesting
there are no common/uncommon items that give +1 to wis or dex, right?
thats how u got the whole laurel plant stuff (that was her name)
and thats the reason u see depictions of laurel crowns around, bc thats what appollo did after
she was now a laurel plant, he still wanted to stay close to her and took some of her leaves
ah, okay
oh theres a LOT of cool stuff, you should look into some of the stories
I might just
e.g. theres one in which a person kidnapped death and chained him up under his bed
for years
he later got got by the lord of the underworld tho (who is a different god) and now has the eternal task of rolling a stone up a hill, and once he is close to the top it rolls back down
theres another one of a guy that managed to get the gods to like him and bless him and get invited into their dining hall, some stuff happened before that tho and he gave them his own sun as food, so he now suffers in the underworld in a large body of water with trees filled with all sorts of fruit above his head
but he is unable to drink or eat, as the water recoils everytime he tries and the trees themselves back off if he tries to pick any of their fruit
it was a model inaccuracy in skyrim but horse with forward facing eyes (thus indicating it is a predator, whereas the standard horse is a prey animal) is one of my favorite concepts now
thats actually hilarious
i've had a backup character for a campaign who's gonna ride in on a Found Steed of the Fiend kind, which i will describe as "a tree patterned brown horse with forward facing eyes and sharp teeth"
also you can get tons of inspiration from all sorts of mythical creatures, e.g. stygian birds are just birds that shoot their metal feathers and people, the nemean lion (immune to all damage but bludgeoning e.g.), hydras are technically also from greek mythology
some that Im not sure of the origin of include kelpies (mares that live in the sea, beautiful and once u mount them they draw u into the depths of the ocean to devour you there), selkies: sea lion women that have magical "fur" kind of, they can "undress" and leave that fur and become a "real women" for a time, but if someone steals it they become unable to change back
oh also aesops fables are nice for "lessons" to the players + u can use awakaned animals or whatever the term was
lul
ty!
That's a War Unicorn
(this campaign takes place in the woods, where horses don't naturally occur, but the town has designated a pasture for horses that they consume as livestock)
also aztec mythology has some fun stories too
oh and dont get me started on norse mythology, imo one of the best in terms of entertaining stories
- funny creatures and concepts
i don't know what's funnier, if the party does understand that horses are neither patterned to camoflauge with trees or have forward facing eyes and nor do they have sharp teeth, or if they don't get it
one of my favourite parts of norse mythology is that there is a tree connecting the 9 realsm aka thing dnd planes of existance, each plane is home to different kinds of things
1 is for the gods (only partially correct but more would be too in depth here)
1 is for the humans,
1 is hell
1 is for frost giants
1 for fire giants etc etc
this tree connects all of them ("Yggdrasil")
and on this tree there are creatures that live there
at the top there is an eagel that trys to destroy it with its wings (whose name was lost in translation somwhere iirc)
at the bottom there is a dragon gnawing on its roots (nidhögg)
and in between there is this squirrel called ratatosk jumping up and down feeding both of them false trashtalk from the other trying to rile them up bc its funn y
"you try to pet the horse? cool, roll me a dex ST; ah too bad, you are now missing an arm"
"the horse starts growling as you get closer."
"wait but horses don't growl(?)"
"all the more reason to not get close to it"
oh and another fun part is that the "realm of the gods (which there are technically multiple of) " is connected to other plane(s) via a bridge that is essentially a rainbow
anything that tries to go on there e.g. giants just starts to burn and die bc they dont have permission
(up until ragnarök, there things change ofc)
i need to research more features of distinctly predatory creatures to apply to this horse
you could pack in some other funny stuff
did you know horses are anatomically not able to "puke" so you could have it regurgitate e.g. bones or hair of sth it ate thats a fun little easter egg
I mean Norse Myth is pretty standard imo when you dig deeper into most old religions. They all do silly and goofy things
Guys i have a question
Yes buy more dice
I mean kinda? I just like the connectedness and the overall narrative, especially bc gods are not impossbile beings, just lads that are a bit more powerful and still heavily obsessed with alcohol and the likes
think owls etc
Even greek gods arent 'impossible beings' they are very humanlike in their flaws and narrative sillyness for example
actually, now that you mention it, one of the party members does help keep horses and feeds them, so it could throw up the plant matter
are there any witch/coven themed dnd campaings or smth. My friends loooove witch stuff (theyve all never played dnd before and neither have i) so i was going to create something coven themed maybe with a bunch of witch trials of some sort
oh absolutely, but they are still for the most part "unkillable", but I get your point yeh
Hinduism is funnier because half the cast is also the other half due to being aspects or reincarnations of each other
oh yeah absolutely
I DONT HAVE ANY
imo chinese "mythology" gets out of hand real quick so Im not that fond of that
Nooooooo
are they that addicting to but i dont think i understand the obsession
but also not that deep into it so maybe sometime
Arjuna came home from a contest and won a wife. Told his mother 'I bring home spoils' or something like that. She said 'share with your brothers as usual then' and so his first wife was shared anmd had 5 husbands cuz he just...did what mom said
once u start, probably yeh, imagine all those shiny mathrocks
you will once you have a dice set
bro wth
Wukong was just feeling a little silly that one time. And that other time. And that-
and that other time too!
and then he jumped into buddhas palm haha!, what a doozy
I want to but there arent many people that play dnd in my country so i might just play online
fair enough
More dice to eat
im new to dnd so im not quite sure how this would work
I mean, if you're not toppling tyrants with nat 20s passed from your porcelain throne, are you even really living?
/s
Exactlyyyy
Also, edible dice. We need this, so we can punish the ones that have failed us with Nat 1's
they do exist
I guess an alternative would be keeping a hammer on hand to intimidate the non-edible dice, though. 
Give em the Darth Vader treatment. You have failed me for the last time! SMASH
you could also use a dice jail to punish your dice
or put them inside a gelatinous cube
No no, this only sounds like a good idea in theory, like hormonal jail. They'd just conspire together to spawn more Nat 1's. The
is a great idea, though. 
ah, that's fair
theres plenty of molds
heyhey
you can make sweets, I saw some guy trying to use ground beef once too (they were super lopsided but at least dice shaped lmao)
Do yall ever feel bad for contributing to the amount of plastic in the world by buying minis and dice
I have no minis nor dice
No. The sooner the planet becomes unlivable to humans, the sooner the species goes extinct.
Fair point u inspired me
if you think of life that way, you can't do anything without contributing to the eventual downfall of humanity
Annnnd now you're getting too far away from D&D for this channel
ofc you should trys to do stuff that doesnt actively contribute to the end of the world, but as things stand now thats kind of hard to do and even if u manage to do it you are sacrficing a lot of resources and happiness for minimal impact
No this is a Druid question
I promise you that no amount of garbage you produce as a single person comes close to what corporations and factories make, you're fine
It is relevant to dnd discussion
My hand slipped i swear
answer is: you either do or dont, thats sth to decide for yourself, and the stance you take is out of scope for a dnd discussion
also who is vinnath
One of my D&D chars. https://i.imgur.com/lCG3O1a.gif
ah gotcha
thats so cool
Currently in a Princes of the Apocalypse campaign as a Divine Soul Sorceress of Trishina (dolphin goddess). https://i.imgur.com/lDzZ0JA.jpeg
I am a horrific artist sadly

Hello, does anyone know where I can play D&D online?
That's just the gods letting you know you're meant to be a cultist of Cthulu, spawning unimaginable and incomprehensible horrors into existence with pen and paper. 
fyi if you post only non text messages (like justan emoji) you will eventually get a warning
That was my first message ever
same goes for other single character messages or just stuff that doesnt include text
You find a group first in #find-a-game
ight, just letting you know cos it happened to me
Makes sense
Thanks
I would mostly blame my Aphantasia for it really, makes it super hard
All I'm hearing is that you're not following your destined path.
Lmao
Every one goes to cthulu at some point
For my first playtrough im just gonna be a plain ol fighter
Never mind, I was wrong. You embraced the horror with all you are. 
i want to rant about my insane wild magic sorcerer luck
first time playing wild magic sorcerer, im playing with a homebrew rule of the required roll to activate wild magic surge increases each time i use a spell
it had been a while and i still haven't gotten the surge, and when i finally do
THE GAME IS COMPLICATED ENOUGH LET ME START AN EASY CLASS
i get an 8 and cast fireball on myself
i was level 4, and got a blessing from the dm on the spot to survive
now the next time wild magic activated was the next session
and then i rolled a NAT 100
though i hadn't used any sorcery points yet and got nothing lol
Multiclass Wizard/Cleric/Pale Master or bust
/s
HA
next time it activated, i got THE LOWEST, which makes the wild magic surge activate each turn
from that, i got that my next damage roll will be maxed out
i swear it goes to 20 normally
wild magic uses a d100
50 unique outcomes
anyway i upcast chromatic orb to level 2, my highest spell slot, and get A NAT 20
so my damage doubles
and i deal 64 damage in a single attack at level 4
this is japanese for me actually
basically luck + luck + luck = big damage number
i do like big damage numbers
Really tired of looking for a friendly long term campaign PBP DND 5e plz
when do i unlock this version of dnd
I like dedicated cultists of 
I want Gunslinger symbol option plz
Starting to polish my Child Sorcerer's backstory, my beautiful boy, he's got a little bowtie (he's gonna die horribly isn't he)
my end goal is to be able to play in some kind of D&D forever world, where every new campaign is set within the same lore
You will have to find a DM that's willing to do that.
@patent night
And I imagine that won't be easy.
i did say end goal didn't i
something along the lines of Critical Role
👀 Man, I love it when folks provide easy sacrifices for the Great Ooze
oh cool poland in dnd? 
In my experience DMs aren't usually concerned with future games. They're usually focused on running their game.
Is there a level cap?
ya the rules only support play to level 20, you'd need homebrew to exceed that
Alright thanks
Rules are a suggestion, homebrew away 
By which we mean the rules as written are simply a 'standardized starting point' for easier group coordination, which can be freely modified as necessary
Also, never forget to logically apply physics to RAW. 👀 ||/s||
mhhh yeh exactly xD
Not if he’s already a skeleton.
Exactly! If someone's casting Water Walk on an underwater foe, causing them to ascend to the surface at 60 ft/round, they'll obviously suffer the Bends and rapid decompression, causing immense physical trauma. 
On a related note, we need a reverse version of Water Walk that makes a target sink like a rock. 
what do you mean physical trauma?, its only their blood vessels rupturing on the inside!, nothing outside can be seen xD
I awaken, my friends 🧐
That is not dead, which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons, even death may die!
Something Something... uh... hello to you to :>
Now sleep more, foo
The answer is weeds!
Hi guys , I know absolutely nothing about DND, so i wanted to play dhampir, what classes would ya recommend
shame
Cleric of Lathander, obviously.
warlock is kinda cool cuz you can have like a vampire patron who venmos you 2 gold every month
Nah, I'd awaken
So rich rich?
I wanted to go rogue cuz rogues are cool as hell
Fighter
really depends on what you want the character to accomplish, but more a melee class bc of the bite imo
Astral Self Monk
Dhampir Vengeance Paladin 🧐
Be a Dio
Whatever that is..
a monk
Ohh that sounds cool
I got that part
Astral Self Monk is a Monk that can summon a stand
Not really
You can unleash your inner Dio with it
I've read smth about shadow monk?
Shadow Monk is pretty good, albeit a little underwhelming, they can see through their own magical darkness, so that's fun
So astral is jojo ref, shadow is edgy
Astral Self isn't really a Jojo reference, people just equate it to such because it's a little similar, but you're not like. Summoning a GUY..
An Echo Knight Fighter would he more akin to a Stand User because Echos just have similar functionality, being a ghost guy that fights for you lol
That also sounds cool as heck
But, for first characters
I often suggest Fighters or Paladins
Fighters are simple
Paladins are simple but have a bit of nuance to learn about, but they're nice if you like having more options than just "Hit It" because they get spells
Okay my whole party is new players