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It should be vice versa.
If it was a reality Sim I'd be like fine, poison is rare and expensive and not as powerful as legendary magic
Its very much a gameplay complaint too
Just had a bar fight last night, was stupidly fun
But it is a game that's why this is unforgivable.
Poisons one area of the game I'm hella open to homebrewing if a player asks
Yeah. This is more about how a very basic poison applies close to nothing. Not even a condition
Visit a doctor to check for internal stuff
In game, right? right?
This actually should be erratad. They should make it the same price as alchemist fire and give the condition.
Then it's completely balanced with the other standard items for sure
i want another game as a player but i already got 3 games total
I never had a barfight as a player
Bruh I didn't know what to say. And yeah I'm already doing helf the work by putting on a bad Cajun accent. The rest is just flavor really.
I think I can hold off on running DH and DS to have one extra game as a player
Right, just saying that anyone from any species can have any personality, so trying to decide which species would be more likely to be gamblers doesn't make sense.
itd probably be best to not try learning 3 systems as a GM at the same time
I was playing a Gambling character and used ball bearings as roulette balls
Remember guys, 99% of gamblers quit before they make it big! (For legal reasons that was a joke)
Bruh how didn't I think of that
If halflings realized their stupid luck, they would be big on this
Dwarves kind of are
And tieflings are loved for seedy underbelly stuff due to often facing at least a bit of prejudice in most settings
The charisma bonus also lends itself to pokerface and convincing people to wager etc
Honestly, I would just steer clear of a casino
The only way I would ever walk out with a small fortune is by bringing a large one
Wait is there a species that could have red irises and black scleras?
Halflings are definitely a good one too
Just dont make me think if gambit from marvel
Tiefling for sure
You're also playing gambit!?
Then it's decided. But I for the life of me can't imagine gambit with horns. Heh who cares.
Sanguinia is
Just get rid of them
Flavour it
I'm making a character based on him
Tiefling means human with infernal influence
Horns are usually there but you know flavour it away ask your dm
Cool avatar though
you could honestly just be human with changed eyes. its fantasy. weird things and shenanigans just happen.
Human with luck feat and dark eyes yeah would work
Reading comprehension fiend got me again
2024 Tieflings are not all Asmodeus spawn anymore, you can use any sort of fiend (demon, devil, yugoloth) as inspiration.
Almost applied to a post till I realized I missed the webcam requirement. The Fiend is too powerful, but I managed to escape in time.
Gambit as an Incubus themed Tiefling makes sense.
iirc they used to be all descended from Asmodeus specifically in the FR setting. Which is why the 2014 tieflings were all assumed to be Asmodeus descended. Now that 2024 is more setting agnostic at its base, tieflings were redesigned to be descended from any fiend.
Am I allowed to recruit here for games?
Only in the Looking For Game channels and only for D&D games
It seems that our DM gave us a "Deck of Many Things" and let us draw the number of cards we wanted.
The artificer pulled 1 and i pulled 2 cards,
She got Moon
I got Stars and Sun.
I am reading them and i think i got the best possible cards.
IM NOT TAKING ANYMORE!! RAAHHH!!
check instructions in #find-a-game
Oh and shared the XP from Sun to my artificer so we were both lvl 7 instead of me being level 9 and her lvl 3
Yeah yall got seriously lucky
How quickly do games typically fill up around here?
Instantly to moderately quick
Interesting
the last few times i've done webcam game stuff i've used animaze. which kinda worked. though you need a webcam for that anyways.
Doesn't mean those games will happen or last longer than a few sessions tho
That's fair I'm just needing players is all
the whole thing is like job applications, from the perspective of the GM and of the players. it is not a quick process.
Yeah I've just exhausted my usual means of finding players
In my experience it takes about a week to start playing
minimum
there's scheduling and vetting that needs to be done, and making sure characters jive with the game
I always found games the day i was applying but then the session would happen at earliest end of that week, or next, due to scheduling
I just say what time works and if players can make it they can make it
Thoughts on Artificer wielding a screwdriver as if it were a wand for spellcasting?
I only looked twice so im not very experienced
This approach sometimes works
and what happens when they show up with some min-maxed sci-fi character for your gritty realistic medieval survival game in the snow?
That will happen btw
Might want to coordinate their characters yeah
A not small number of people don't read posts here
I'm annoyed that I've got no one interested in my game yet but I'm also hella impatient
Completely RAW
If not between players, then at least you should try to make them fit the campaihn
what does that mean?
Also keep in mind this space has minors. If you do not want minors, or are a minor who wants no adults, you can specify that in the post
It works exactly Rules As Written, without having to change or alter the rules.
okay thankfully I didn't do anything wrong
Its something that might not be apparent to you if youve only recruited from your social circles until now
to be honest, a screwdriver is just a specifically shaped chisel with a comfy handle.
Artificer spellcasting all has the Material component added to them, but they can use any tools they are proficient in as spellcasting foci.
exactly how long has it been since you posted?
Not even an hour lol
wow. this isn't like some amongus lobby waiting for a game to start. you're looking at days or possibly weeks.
Again I'm just impatient
I'd like to do session zero next Saturday
like, different people are on at different times. you might get someone in 7 or 8 hours that sees your post and it checks all the boxes and then contact you.
and that's great. like i have no doubt you'll get people in your game. but like i said, different people check at different times of day
and its good that you're excited
this does give you some time to do some prep, too.
All the prep is already done, I'm running three other variations of this game already
nice. did you make sure as much info as possible was in the posting, like session schedule and date/time, time zone, platform requirements, expectations, etc?
Yep! I even included a synopsis
so now its like fishing. except in fishing the fish interrupt the fishing
Check it out If you're interested #1464640771608154183 message
it might be good to specify how you guys are meeting. discord? roll20? foundry? do they need a mic?
I would put a bit more info in the advert, in the posting you linked, there isnt a ton of info but you should get a good take up, I posted a game last weekend and got like 40 applicants, had to close the advert in the end, got a bit overwhelming.
That's crazy
still the dm told us that if we level up like that enemies will be harder
I will take Warcaster for maintain better the conc because i am a ranger
might be good to post how long the sessions will be, and how often. and the synopsis might be good to pop into the actual post instead of a google doc. people can use the discord search function to find things, but if its in a separate google doc the discord search cant actually see that.
Yeah I imagine a lot of people will ignore very vague posts
like i said, its similar to a job application process. the more detailed you make the post, the more likely to get applicants that fit.
@solemn blade in the meantime you can browse some CritCrab on youtube and learn some red flags to look out for. the glory stories are also really awesome, not just the horror stories. keep in mind some stuff might be nsfw.
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Hello
howdy
How your day been
Still no word from my DM if we're running anything tomorrow 😭 sucks I can't run anything right now
No game tonight for me as it turns out, we got a birthday party instead so thats nice
The best part of aberrant sorcerers is the existence of Tabaxis. You can play a Mewtwo.
Unsure if I'll have a session tonight or no
I'm fighting the urge to run a short notice one shot cause I'm bored.
Hi humans
Sphinx cat morph Tabaxi.
Revelation in Flesh effects:
Sight: The move Miracle Eye. Mega Evolve into Mewtwo Y.
Flight: Mewtwo's telekinesis on itself. Mega Evolve into Mewtwo Y.
Amorphous: Mega Evolve into Mewtwo X. (Fun fact: it has stretchy limbs!)
Aquatic: instead of the gills thing, create an air bubble around itself. Mega Evolve into Mewtwo Y
That's way more pokemon knowledge than I have.
I have like 20 Mewtwo figurines staring down at me as I type
I rolled a 2024 Druid/GOOlock instead 
Add in a few elemental evocation spells and that's a mewtwo right there (Mewtwo has an amazing movepool. Just to name a few, Fire Blast and Flamethrower, Ice Beam, Aura Sphere and Focus Blast, Thunderbolt, and Shadow Ball)
I prefer undead warlocks myself
One of my players is likely to wind up making one, since their patron is a Lich in the campaign
Campaign 1 session 1 finished, off to next session
Oh my lord I have never played two dnd sessions in a row, I need some water
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im gonna need to get a weapon warning
I've been caught off guard and ambushed too many times to count
Here’s your daily reminder to stroll up with a sorcadin, so you can be an extra fun nepo baby
make them regret it : D (silvery barbs)
MAD casters are more fun >;3
My caster is pretty MAD too 
I have a Barlock for being SAD 
This is why I like clerics though, they have to be the most SAD class for spell casting
Of course rogues get to be even more SAD, but who cares about those
no, see, half the subclasses need you to invest in int for no reason other than so there's an int character in the party that doesn't flub every history check 
not a caster, but i do have a very literal boatload of money, and we've been made aware of mysterious enemies with some kind of personal vendetta with most of us. Seems like a reasonable time to liquidate that stuff and be prepared for anything
forgive me for being a noob but what is MAD
Multi attribute dependent
It means you need more than three main stats to make a class or multiclass work well
half casters...
What is usually played here, 5E or modern rules?
Nah see, most half casters don’t really invest in their spellcasting stat past say 14-16
Depends on the game. We discuss both
Multiple Ability-score Dependant, where you have two classes each needing a different primary Ability score
Single Ability-score Dependand, where you have two classes that share an ability score
I see, thank you.
Think like a paladin/ranger multiclass, it’s hard to stretch those stats
anything past 3 stats and it starts really huring your totals on point buy / standard array 
Even if rogues need a little int, they still can just take skill prof in those skills and never fail anyway
TBF she's not technically MAD because she just needs Wis and Cha with a bit of Con but it's a little more impactful for caster multiclasses
I don't really multiclass unless the lore/backstory specifically mentions it lol, having my character have a class that's just there for minmaxing and doesn't line up with who they are annoys me. I won't take a Hexblade dip for damage for example, but if I were to play post-movie Rumi from KPDH I would go valor bard/hexblade warlock because of the entire ||Jinu in the sword|| thing
I multiclass for fun
; if I wanted to play optimally I'd play an asimar wild heart barbarian or a sorcadin or some crap 
Druid/Warlock is an incredibly inoptimal pairing but I can do some neat stuff with it and I find it fun so why not
The thing is sorcerers are born that way and paladins choose their oaths, so you don't have to go through as much convoluted backstory gymnastics to make a character that makes sense
also the druid having like a +3~4 CHA mod is kinda funny because normally druids have utterly garbage CHA scores
Seriously just realised when people put two classes in their usernames it means they multiclass... i thought it meant you just mained two different classes
Long as a PC isn't useless is enough for most tables tbh
Opinions on banneret/PDK fighter?
not great
Only problem i have with it is the lack of purple dragon
sometimes it does, sometimes its the other part; But my primary character is that mix so I like the tag :3
If you're going to deny the existence of purple dragons, don't make a subclass called purple dragon knight
anyway she generally runs the Circle of Preservation UA for the druid part and the warlock bit she runs GOOlock; her patron is like an eldritch aspect of overgrowth and adaptability that works to see the world suffused with magic and more monstrous life and it pairs rather nicely c:
was also considering archfey patron but GOOlock's utility features are just really, really nice to have and open a lot of fun avenues for narrative
It wasn't a purple dragon tho
am i able to use an item that casts a spell above level 1 if i'm level 1?
It was a black dragon that's scales turned purpleish
for example Brazier of Commanding Fire Elementals
And Purple Dragon Knights are what a country calls their heavy hitters.
... Exactly why I prefer to just call the subclass Banneret
I mean that's also its name, but it was originally made for an FR book so they originally named it after an FR thing.
so long as it doesn't specify that you need to burn a spell slot of the appropriate level and you beet all the requirements if any to use the item, should be fine
Tho they did it right this time by making PDK a background and feats rather than a "class"
Since the Purple Dragon Knights aren't just Fighters.
The first thing is weird, but while sorcadins are strong I don’t think they’re the most optimal thing
mostly smite spam or something, dunno what it actualyl does because I'm not all that interested in either class q_q
thougl spellfire sorc is kind nice but their spell list just feels kinda meh vs druid or bard
I dislike that they made this subclass rather than revamp divine soul tbh
something funny that happend to my friend during our campaign was that they got hit in the head with a glass at a tavern and my character was drinking across the tavern so i made a roll to throw my glass and hit my friend with it and i got a nat 20
But yeah, I’d say in 2024 sorcadin isn’t as good tbh
just funny seeing people complain about optimised MC and wanting to ban MC in general and I'm just sitting here with my silly druidlock 
at least 2024 rules stopped listing it as an optional rule so it's less likely to be outright banned at more tables 
What’s MC
Multiclass
Why would we ever multiclass OUT of paladin
Hexblade, sorc, maybe cleric? I can think of a few reasons
I’m playing it all the way to level 20 as Richard Garfield intended
I plan to do a hexblade pally sorc build soon lol
A true paladin fan would never want to multiclass for power reasons
paladin is probably one of the classes I'm least interested in playing but am most intrested in having in the party 
Lot of reasons
Not sure if this is the right place to ask, but I need some silly “true names” for the sunsword in curse of strahd. The party needs to learn the true name of the sword to ignite it after retrieving all the shards to complete it.
So after this epic quest it’d be a fun thing to have this epic item’s name something not as epic.
Optimisation wise paladins need like 6-7 levels for their most important features
But then I have less levels in paladin
I know you functionally only need like 7 levels of paladin, but I just dislike mc’ing
Paladin is very front heavy for the features
auras do be nice 
warlock really only needs like 2 depending 
At the end of the day, optimization is cool, but my favorite classes are cooler, and I like playing them as mono classes
Ok #4
Sounds like you’re #2 if you’re not playing a full paladin 
Silence #4
More spell slots = more divine smites
2024 Druid 1 / GOOlock3 in AL, but I plan on finally getting her to level 5 tomorrow 
Taste the fury of god babyy
tier 2 here we come XD
S M I T E !
You get a free one in 2024, and divine favor is better for dual wielding anyway
she'll have had 11 modules in tier 1 IIRC
Rn at level 5 im a bit behind as im not lvl 5 in any class rn, should be rectified later though
One divine smite, weak
Besides, if you need that many smites when you can only cast them once per turn, then you’re not killing things quick enough anyway
The nice thing with agonizing blast/eldritch blast is that is scales seperate from class level, so I can play around with getting the more fun bits of her kit and not suffer too badly combat wise, other than not having the good damage spells until late tier 2
2014 paladin can smite more often
So, my Average dm did an experimental thing
Everyone in the group rolled stats and we used whoevers Total was highest for our characters 🧐
The campaign is gonna be Descent into Avernus and I'm a TAD fearful because for the best stats I could manage for my character to work offensively (Bugbear Ranger) I had to give him 13 con 💀
Can smite as often as you can hit
I know, but I’m enjoying 2024 rules
And you can still turn 2-3 most bosses if you’re doing things right
Ye, someone was saying a few weeks ago they have everyone do 4d6 drop the lowest and then have everyone do pointbuy equal to the higest total
gives way better stats presumably as standard point buy has you a bit below average
On the plus side! At level 4, I can get my Wisdom and Dexterity both to 18
Whats the stat spread?
I imagine highest of like 4 people would be solid stats
10, 13, 15, 16, 9, 9
Not too shabby
That feels like point buy with extra steps im ngl
With multiple people thats hella unlucky, what did the rest roll 💀
Higher points point buy (on average)
My bugbear has
With stat increases:
10 Strength
13 Constitution
17 Dexterity
17 Wisdom
9 Charisma
And
9 Intelligence
Fun of rolling stats without the downsides of 1 or more players standing out (high or low)
That's... not at all bad, actually? Lmao
dang. yall rolled low >.>
that's basically standard array except +1 to the 15, 14, and 8, and -2 to the 11
It’s fine, seems like it’s just point buy but slightly better basically
not bad though 
Yeah, but it was the Higest stat total rolled for certain
Point buy is the same except that 16 is a 15 instead
Yeah, so...
Literally better lmao
Its not bad dont get me wrong, just would have expected higher with multiple people rollinf
rolling a natural 1 in initiative has to be the most painful thing in DnD
Prefer standard array generally, usually makes for fairly well balalnced builds c:
Point buy all the way, I like specialized builds
We had 4 people.
I rolled bad, my friend rolled bad, one person rolled slightly better and our 4th saved our characters pretty much 💀
extra funny because mine is literally on 8,10,12,13,14,15 for her spread, she's got them in order XD
it's not always the best.. but for a class with healing spells or control options, going later can be helpful. Assess where people are and what enemies can do
12 Con?
ye, 12 is a bit low but not terrible
Unfortunately we are level 1 so... not many healing spells or control
Rolling low in initiative definitely hurts more for Casters than it does for Martials
Me as a warlock 😔
she tends to hang back and I make ample use of cover 
- warcaster and the Fortify Protectors portion of Improved Preservation give her decentish concentration saves
I'm just chatting here while they're fighting the guy, and all of them have missed so far.
My ranger is eventually gonna have a +6 to initiative when he becomes a Gloomstalker because they add wisdom to initiative
Rolling low initiative is probably the least harmful for Paladins out of all classes
Dm says we SHOULD survive at least until level 3 before the campaign ramps up
e------- b----
Alert+watcher paladin aura. Even with +0 dex my initiative is lovely
My Harengon Bladesinger has a +11
i would never be called a true paladin fan, i only like oathbreaker sorcadins
*eventually, not there yet
Enchilada Blast?
She's a caster but she doesn't mind poor initive too much, focuses more on AB/EB spam and maybe like conjure animals in combat
or two level dip on a bladesinger so i can smite stuff
Hah yeah, but no, this guy has 18+ AC, so I'm using poison spray
People should play more Harengon 😎
she's built more for exploration and non combat shenanigans
Hobgoblin gets overlooked a lot
IT WORKED
The DM must be evil. we're all level 1 and he pit us up against something that has 18+ AC, and only flinches from 10 hp of damage
Are you on your phone during combat...
Doesnt always mean it improves your odds
Oh, I have a fun story from last night!
We were doing a oneshot where we tested out some new Subclasses at level 20
We were
Storm Herald Barbarian (Me)
Mystic Monk
Spellguard Paladin
And
Vestige Warlock
We shredded through absolutely everything including the final encounter
I had a ring of Amity and it allows me to turn my bonded persons attack into a Crit, and The Paladin with a Holy Avenger, Holy Weapon, Divine Smite and Improved smite..
Did over 140 damage to the Lich BBEG 💀
Guys what can a level 1 2014 Warlock do against this character with 18 AC
need to find some silly high level oneshots 
cry, mostly 
The Paladin and I were both Dwarves
He was named Hammer and I, his Brother Anvil 🧐
They stayed within 5 feet of eachother throughout all of the combats and it was hilarious, He could boost my AC and I had a Paraiahs shield which allowed me to take damage for him if needed
Those subclasses were very potent in this oneshot
They were! Thanks for running as always, Ti!
Hope you have a spell that triggers saves
Intimidation check on the DM
we don't know what spells you took.. so other than trying a cantrip like Eldritch Blast? 18 isn't impossible to hit,a level 1 character could have 18 AC with a shield for example
Command, Hex, Poison spray is my go to, it worked at my turn and I dealt the first good deal of damage to him
Dwarven Revenue Services stands undefeated
frostbite
you could witch bolt since subsequent casts don't need an attack roll iirc
unfortunately i am an idiot and chose snake-related spells...
Hammer and Anvil slayed the day 🧐
Optimizing? never heard of it!
french name horse is peak
poison spray is also a save so just spam that
Optimize... for fun!
Fun optimization (that doesn't make your character totally useless in/out of combat) is the best way to go >:3
if you die from forcing yourself to melee range, it's natural selection and make a new character
Anyways Yuan Tis are mad underrated
I could try command...
command: grovel then attack with advantage?
Command: Grovel or Command: Flee
after the previous session my players said that it was "the least interesting session you have ever DMed"
Coincidentally, this was the only session where I have actually sat down and written down like 2 pages of session prep instead of coming up with a general plan 20 minutes before the begginning and just improvising during the session
I feel like I am doing something wrong
Command can be any word command right?
Flee they only run for a turn.. grovel any other melee attackers in the party could get advantage to hit a prone target
I like to flavor my grovel as kneel
yep
not in 2024
... okay I think the DM made the character to set the scene and we're supposed to "die" here (We have two revives if we die, since we're such a low level)
it's a 14 warlock theyre cool
you could always disengage and retreat if it feels unwinnable.
Does this NPC has minions or something?
Good thing it's 2014
As a Wizard, Mind Sliver is my cantrip version of magic missile. Int saves on monsters are usually low. Plus -d4 from next saving throw can be great supporr
You know, I'm glad Bugbears have an Extra 5 foot reach, gonna be less stressful if i have to go into melee with my 13 con ranger 💀
So I can't just tell them to dance or something
Man I need another game as a player.
not without reflavoring one of the other ones
Need an even amount of games 2 dm 2 player perfectly balanced.
Am I the only one who thinks Goliaths should have extra reach?
Tokii out here gunning for an Amulet of Health as soon as he hits mid tier 2 
I could try to Misty Step and kite this thing
:)
We came from above, so we're underground right now and cannot escape
Maybe, maybe not
He's a bounty hunter
He lives by game and dies by game
His wife is a literal Ogre btw lmao
They live in a ramshackle place, but he loves her
tbf my 12con druidlock is perfectly happy hanging back and sniping with her base 120ft EB c:
espeically with misty step available, and later Wild Companion
Here are some commands you could issue other than the usual ones that progressively get more unhinged:
Backflip
Dance
Spin
Crawl
Roll
Bark
Cry
...I'm not sure if I can say the last one
That party is currently
Sorcerer, Wizard, Fighter, Artificer and Ranger (me, duh lol)
We ain't got no real defacto healer, but everyone does technically have ways to heal themselves
Healers are important!
Between the Artificer and Ranger, they got all the healing they need
Sorcerers and Wizards get Arcane Vigor, The Artificer and I CAN have Cure Wounds, I took it, I dunno about him
And the Fighter has Second wind
Fighter is also a bit self sufficient with Second Wind yeah
We're fine lol
I know what it is.
Yes but I'm tired of no one else picking healer and me having to do it
I'm gonna beg our Sorcerer and Wizard to take Arcane Vigor as soon as they can though 💀
You dont need a healer, technically speaking
Everyone needs to be a LITTLE Self-sufficient
You need people with, like, one or two healing spells, thats it
You can do just fine without a Cleric, Paladin, Druid or Bard
Plenty of Subclasses that can heal themselves and others too!
Damage now also means less damage later
Hell, my Eve of Ruin group I'm in Survived off of my Celestial Warlocks healing for about 4 or 5 sessions before a Cleric joined our party just fine
-# ive been surviving off Short Rests and Second WInds
Celestial Warlock DOES have Cleric staple options though, so...
You haven't been around the past few sessions >_>
It was The Rogue, Myself and the Accursesd
You bum!!!! /playful
not my fault i was in shank town
We got through combats just fine, honestly
I'm glad I went with a Bladelock build because I WAS originally gonna go pure Tome
what?
I am the ONLY one hitting something against this overleveled enemy
D&D shenanigans
ok
they keep trying to hit "Hit/DC" spells
D&D is like 70% shenanigans
hehe
I accidentally made my raven familiar fry the goblin we were hoping to capture and interrogate, due to a crit...
Was it with Shocking Grasp?
Yup.
you could have nonlethal'd it
If it's a Melee attack, regardless of Crit or not, you can choose nonlethal
It's one of my favorite low-level things to do. Flying familiar, drone shock delivery service.
yah, its still a melee attack tho
I thought this didn't apply to spells or cantrips.
It's Melee, so, it does :>
Its any melee attack
would telling my other party member's mid-combat to use different spells in character be meta gaming? because this guy has insane AC
Tis why my Tortle Cleric has Shocking Grasp with his Magic Initiate, just in case we don't want to kill something and he so happens to be next in initiative lol
you can always suggest.. but how do you know they don't also have some high ability scores to save with?
Unless you rappelled down into an enclosed room, running away should be an option.
18 also isn't crazy high
for instance, my level 1 paladin with his shield has an 18
for lv1 it's on the troublesome end for an enemy
someone rolled a dirty 20 against them and didn't hit.
Did they Parry it?
18 AC is pretty average
Hell, Animated Armor, which is like.. CR 1 can have it as well
and my attacks have been the only one hitting, this thing
Huh?
some monsters have a reaction to add +Proficiency Bonus to one attack
40% hit rate for a lv1 character attacking ac18, no?
it rolled a 10 and a 12 (with bonus) against my spell save DC which was 13 and I still got 22 damage against it
okay, well that is possibly different.. earlier you said 18 or 18+ implying that 18 hit.
that's not that good, it'd definitely make you want to use saving throws
It depends on a lot, generally speaking
Although the only one that comes to mind with 18 AC and a Parry is the Knight
Also a 40% chance to hit among 4 or so people isn't that bad of odds
Someone WILL hit
Also, just like.. always have Faerie Fire, honestly?
I’m really new to this and I don’t know how to start any tips will really help I kinda wanna just jump into a campaign and learn as I go but no one wants a newbie to play so I’m kinda lost
there's seven people and only me and another guy managed to hit him and now that guy is dead because he was a frontliner, also we're level 1
faerie fire is rather good 
Faerie Fire is incredibly good against high AC enemies
40% vs 60% is a huge gap
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How nice of the faeries to let us use their spells :)
Then there sounds like a problem there
but if we do beat him, we WILL level up...
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Faerie Is apparently what Drow call other Elves (from my understanding)
I need to spam as much Poison Sprays against this thing
"Darthiir"
wrong setting
Oh I always thought it was fey :(
Faerie is more of a... derogatory term
One of my favorite insults i've never gotten to use because I never played a drow
Wrong setting lol
okay hold on, they're at half hp, I think we can actually kill this guy
That's confusing cause fey are friends
minthara said it
Man, i got hit with dyslexia bad, i read Fiends from Friends
Minthara is from Baulders Gate 3, no?
My elf getting called a faerie by minthara out of nowhere:
bg3 =/= dnd
like we literally just met ma'am
Yeah ^
bg3 is dnd its set in forgotten realms
-# yeah, while BG3 follows most of FR's lore, the team made some changes to the lore of their own
the forgotten realms wiki lists it in the drow dictionary
bg3 is somewhat its own self contained thing to an extent
Yeah, but you've got to consider BG3 does have some of its own lore
In fact, it sources the word to "the drow of the underdark" book
someone took study action, revealed they have 126-150 hp, oh my god... against level 1 characters?
that is true but its still set in the forgotten realms and it still follows the lore for the most part
Anyways, regardless, Faerie is still a derogatory term towards Elves from Drow
oh wait, Faerie is the non-derogatory
Eh?
Faerie
translation of a term used to refer to a surface elf.
darthiir
'surface elves', 'traitors'.
We've been bamboozled?!
Yes, you were wrong from the beginning.
ive seen faerie used in a not so great way in the Drizzt books, so i was assuming it was the derogatory one
I mean, Faerie is still calling them SURFACE Elves.
Which I assume is still a Derogatory for them
that makes more sense
Cause "faerie" sounds more like a compliment
Not when you say it with as much malice as some drow might
Darthiir possibly might mean faerie
Someone ask a drow speaker
Yeah, the new FR books are set years after BG3 but very little mention of the events of the game are in the book. We only see a handful of the BG3 companions (Shadowheart, Karlach, Minsc, and Astarion) in the book's art or text.
Yeah, so, I'm not wrong :p
the way minthara says "faerie" is def derogatory
Oh, I meant the part on correcting me.
I demand a written apology for being told I'm wrong! /teasing
i copy pasted that from the FR wiki
I mean you can use most words in a derogatory way even if the word itself isn't inherently derogatory
What comes to mind is some old idioms in european languages using nationalities to mean something
You know, I wonder which setting has the most evil variant of Drow and which has the most kind variant of drow
Now, we must end this qual'laelay before qu'lith is spilt
true she also says "wizard" like its a slur
Sort of like that, faerie might be used in a derogatory or neutral manner
It's Minthy. She can make anything sound offensive.
If I was compared to a fairy I would be flattered
Because fairies are friends :)
That's why we love her.
⭐ and she was a faerie ⭐
Minthara is a CHUMP
my other party members keep trying to use hit/dc weapons and spells... yeah we're gonna die
She's the sort of energy I bring to the party
Im wanting to pull out another card from the Deck of many things.... my gambling want it!!
But if i do it i most likely will end up fighting in a ring against the Diablo or smt.
Well, no, not as in "purposefully racist", just very harsh
Drow PALADIN, Tch.
We all know the most respected Drow officials are CLERICS!
Matron Mothers are all Clerics
I love it when she blurts out something that's totally normal to a drow and awful to anyone else.
i love minthara shes such a hater
do they not have things that make the boss make saves? Because sometimes Martials don't at level 1. So maybe take it easy on them.
Either this is scripted and unwinnable, the DM doesn't know how to balance combat, OR you are meant to flee. Down a hallway, literally anywhere else..
she and lae'zel have amazing banter
I crit on Hex + Poison Spray and his AC went down to 17, finally
We love lawful evil baddies in this house
I've dealt more damage to this knight than 5 people in my party combined... 😔
Now you know how I feel
the only thing i dont like about minthara is that shes mean to gale and astarion 😢
... Knights only have a total burst AC of 20
sometimes the dice are not kind to players.. You really can't blame them for trying to do what they can
I don't like any of the Baulders Gate 3 characters, so I find her behavior acceptable 🧐 /joking
no u /j
Yeah! I'm actually having fun now, Hex is actually insane early level against ONE person and a lot of martials
What up everyone i’m starting a new home roof as a first time DM was wondering if anybody had a fun and medium to easy difficulty storyline, I have a map I found online now I’m trying to put a story to it. Even a rough draft would be helpful.
Doesn't Hex only do extra damage against someone YOU attack?
I meant we're jumping him
Poison Spray is high risk but medium reward because of its range
I cast eldritch blast
Hex is just Hunters Mark for Warlocks >:p
Hunter's Mark + Hex combo incoming
Hunter's mark is just hex for rangers >:p
Both are concentration lol
You can only choose one to use
I cast Hex, the ranger casted Hunter's Mark
Fair I guess
Maybe Glyph of warding: Hunter's mark?
Or if you dont want a ranger a paladin gets hunters mark
Hmmm, you can get Hunters Mark with Feytouched
I think?
Is it still considered one of those spell types
Yes! It's still a Divination
Get hunters mark for your Eldritch Knights 🧐
whats the best and worst wizard magic school
Divination is arguably one of the best
I, although I love it, think that Transmutation is the worst
Best is necromancy because you can make skellyfriends worst is evocation because it's boring
I actually like transmutation
Transmutation is an interesting one
Transmutation has bangers and flops equally
Guys my teammates want his fingers as a trophy...
i think transmutation and evocation are the most versatile schools tbh
Reminds me for when ima make the Transmutation Lich statblock for my world
Divination is just.. incredible for planning and has great damage options
okay sure, remember to take the head also
Dudes just gonna be screwing with everything
i have a transmutation wizard character lol. she just likes brewing potions
i also like a lot of enchantment and divination spells
Illusion rewards high player ability imo
evocation/necromancy
tbh anytime you kill a big bad, remember to mutilate your body so your dm cant bring them back as easily
If I had to choose one magic type to have in real life, I think it'd be Divination for practicality
if you meant subclasses then that changes a lot
I'd go as far as to say it kinda requires at least moderate player ability
We have the opposite opinion D:
Why do you like evocation
I thought they meant the spell categories
I'm pretty sure they do
id actually pick transmutation bc there so much you can do with it. need to jump on something? enhance leap. need to reach something on the top of the cupboard? enlarge
WE LEVELED UP, what Warlock Invocations should I get? (2014 Warlock)
My top 3 magic types are
Divination
Illusion
And
Transmutation (Although I feel like it's not the best of options)
And you can turn into a t rex!!!!!!!
Also I meant wizard schools although magic types are also relevent ovbs
which ones do you have so far?
Illusion magic irl could be fun
then the answer is divination/conjuration
Illusion is pretty up there as it's limited to ones imagination
Hex, Command, Poison Spray, Misty Step, and Eldritch Blast
all the value of conj lv2 can be shot down by having a slightly too strict DM
as in, what invocations do you have so far
I also think lv6 conj teleport is one of the things of all time
transmutation is that stereotypical "wizard who uses magic to solve weird problems" school imo
LEvel 1 Warlocks don't get any
if you just got your first 2, repelling blast and agonizing blast is a good combo
oh yeah those 2 then, didnt know what level your warlock was so
hey
more damage + keep them at bay, maybe hex them and use misty step if you need to get out to further repell them
I made one of my first real characters to play in a real game and I picked wizard, only to horrify myself as accidentally minmaxed for huge number of prepared spells and cantrips
ehh slm can you send me dm pls?
What the hell is this.
Tell me what you want to dm me for here briefly and i will.
my engish isn't good;-;
?????
After defeating an enemy with 100+ hp... we opened the door to the next room and see Bauldur Knights...
They're a turkish person who noticed my turkish name. I've got this, the rest of you don't mind this.
and im looking for a friend knows my language
I see makes sense
true, u get invulnverability e.g. haha
abjuration is also lowkey the best school in bg3
i wish abjuration in dnd worked that way
Healing spells should be necromancy imo
it would literally be my favorite subclass after bladesinger
they used to be
And they should be again!
dnd schools used to be a bit different. transmutation was called alteration and healing spells were usually abjuration or necromancy
and evocation was called INvocation
Also you used to be able to either play a general wizard who could learn all types of spells, or a specialist who would get bonuses in learning spells in one school at the cost of not being able to learn a different school (the school subdivisions were really arbitrary)
i think they got rid of that in 4e?
A friend of mine is a DM (and game designer) and moved to Minneapolis a few years back for work.
And today, all I can think about is how turbulent that city is. He could just be the victim of state sanctioned murder - especially as he continues to march and volunteer to help others.
And with that, all the adventures and supplements he’d write, panels he could attend, groups he could bring together - it would all disappear.
(This is mostly a vent. I know there’s nothing anyone here can do.)
Guys does anyone have any open spot
Meh. The guy I've spent nearly twenty years playing D&D and videos games with online lives in Minneapolis. Refuses to leave, claims he likes it there. Told him Darwin's waiting with a medal for him. 
How does two scimitars with mastery work on a fighter?
I came from the Twin Cities. It looks wild over there
How many attacks could you do?
Sir, Drizzt isn't a playstyle.
/s
I didn’t get the joke- 
Drizzt is famous character from Forgotten Realms and dual wields weapons
You can only get the extra attack from the nick property once
Scimitars to be precise, and despite being seen as a Ranger he's actually more of a Fighter.
Due to his age in DnD history
he has some levels in ranger, but hes mostly fighter yah
Yea, def Fighter
went barb for a short stint in the underdark while he was going insane from loneliness
I gotta wonder what they were putting in Zaknafeins wheaties to make him so built different his son was built different too.
Lolth propaganda (his body rejected it and made him stronger)
drizzzt is a ranger from the days when ranger meant something different
personally my fav is jarlaxle
Eh kinda. He gave into it unwillingly, rather than outright standing against it like Drizzt.
Maybe you could argue Drizzt got the strength he lacked to stand against their way of life
Jarlaxle is peak
when is someone gonna make a dnd game with jarlaxle in it
waterdeep
come on guys
So how many attacks in one turn is that? Level one that is 3 attacks, with action surge its 5, and extra attack its…?
oh i meant a video game
You don't get another nick attack
6 if you have dual Wielder to also do a bonus action acctack
Yeah so at level 1 you get 2, then at level 4 you get 3, then at level 5 you get 4
then 5 attacks at 11 and 6 at 20
or you could play bladelock and it'd max out at 5 at level 12
get spellcasting and Eldritch Invocations in exchange though with is kinda nice
could also take 1 level of fighter to start with for heavy armor and proficiencies 
You'd need weapon master feat to have the nick mastery
then youd need level 13 to get the three attacks in the Attack action
2 levels slower than mono fighter
in exchange for spellcasting, not a terrible tradeoff
Also your offhand would use your dex/str since can only Pact 1 weapon.
And you'd need war caster to cast with both hands used
reccomending something else entirely also seems a bit irrelevant to the convo at hand
Does anyone have an online form of dice? Me and my party play over vc due to distance and only two of us have dice out of 4 😭
just saying it could be something fun to look into 
So at that level wouldn't be an issue but gotta consider the leveling journey to that
theres the google dice roller
there's also discord bots that can roll dice in chat
Oh sick! This should work, thank you both 🙂↕️
Also Warlocks don't get a fighting style so your offhand will be purely based on the dice and any mod it possesses
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that's why you take first level fighter for fighting style, mastery, heavy armor, and CON save proficiency
second wind isn't a terrible pickup either, even with only the one level
delays you to char level 6 and 13 for the extra attack upgrades but is worth taking
True, just gotta wait till level 5 till you can dual wield and cast spells.
ye, would probably go war-caster before dual wielder for the level 5 feat
Or dual wielder actually
Cause it let's you draw/stow both weapons as part of the free object action instead of one I think
don't need to, you get to draw a weapon for each attack made as part of the attack action
Tho might only be attack action need to check
regular attack you draw the main weapon (lets say short sword)
nick makes the light attack part of the attack action so you'd draw your second weapon (scimitar) in your off hand to make that
Yeah, a 1-level Fighter dip honestly gives a ton of value. Fighting Style, Weapon Mastery, heavy armor, CON save proficiency all of it really helps early on. Second Wind is a nice little bonus too even with just one level. Sure, Extra Attack comes a bit later (at character levels 6 and 13) but the extra survivability and overall consistency make that delay feel totally worth it
People complained about weapon juggling, for they did not realize of an evil, darker form of juggling
Spellweapon juggling
also lets you take improved pact weapon and bind a vicious weapon for your primary and still have it act as a +1 weapon on top of that c:
also, you can still cast spells with both hands occupied even if the spell has a somatic component so long as there is a material componant as well; your pact weapon counts as a focus
Right I forgot about that
Hi
Does an Eldritch blast have to go in a straight line?
Hi! I'm trying to gauge interest for a hunger games style event, potentialy with a cash prize. Do you know if I would be able to post a link for an interest form here?
That doesn't really sound related to dnd
There's not a feat or something I can use to add a Wizard 3 spell to a warlock's spell list, is there?
Its in dnd. Like dnd players fighting eachother, so its definently dnd related
Probably magic initiate but you do get pact of the tomb earlier
Oh then probably #dnd-advertisements
No, those just give a 1st-level spell and cantrips, not a 3rd-level spell
what do you mean by straight line
I think there should be something like that
But I think that it's only relevant for spells on the first and second levels
Oh maybe one of the dragon mark feats from eberron but you would need dm approval to use that
Dammit. Why must Galder's Tower be limited to Wizard-only when the other Galder spells are all Wizard ~and~ Warlock?! 
Can it bend? Like if there's a wall and an enemy behind it can I shoot it so it bends and hits the enemy
Mark feats are the only thing I can think of, which are busted and usually setting specific without DM approval
No, they would have some form of cover. If they have Total Cover, theyre entirely untargetable
As far as I know you can't
@fossil hollow @karmic pendant so it's a straight line
Hi
No, because there needs to be LOS between casters and target areas/creatures
less straight line, you just cant target them at all
because you cant see em
spells and attacks also dont "arc"
Eh, Marks don't have the spell I wanted, anyway
Hey
Is it 5e or 2024e
Will it work if I have a way to see like x-ray?
Lost Laboratory of Kwalish (in Marketplace)
. The Galder's Tower spell.
Hiiii
I'd really like that spell for my warlock and sorc, but it's Wizard-exclusive.
Physical LOS. Not actual. Meaning if there is full obstacles you automatically can't target. There is a Warlock Invocation that does let you cast spells from an allies' space, iirc.
a lot of very cool spells are wizard-only
some very cool ones are wizard and warlock only,
Ohh ok
What's particularly stupid is that the other housing spells are available to most Arcane casters 
Thank you @potent vector
It's just the Tower that's hyper limited
they said nonwizards can't create wizard towers
if you're a genie warlock you should be able to create a tower using limited wish
Damn, found a way to get sorcerer spells, but not Wizard
Fine, I'll just go on a quest to find an item that can cast the spell daily
oh, you want it permanently
I assume they're not, or they would have already
you'd need to succesfully win a 1/4 roll 365 times in a row with it
what are the chances?
Depends on how loaded your dice are 
time to find a better patron
lmao, well, wasn't there an item that casts three wish spells?
you only need 122 of that!
I'm already hard debating on making a patron that uses select elements from The Undead and The Undying.
Both have things I want, but also things I don't want.
that includes lich patrons, right?
maybe you could ask your patron directly to make a tower like one they lived in as a wizard, assuming they lived in one
How long does the spell enlarge/reduce last?
Like for instance, if I could, I'd mix the mechanics of Undead and Undying.
Form of Dread from Undead instead of Among The Dead from Undying.
Grave Touched from Undead instead of Defy Death from Undying.
Instead of Necrotic Husk from Undead, I'd want Undying Nature from Undying.
And instead of Spirit Projection from Undead, I'd want Indestructible Life from Undying.
Concentration , 1 minute
if your dm is cool with it, sounds fine
What's the limits on the size?
one size larger than you currently are
No size limit, just +1 size up to a max of Gargantuan. So you can go from medium to large, or even large to huge
Rune barbarians that gets Enlarged is a common trope
So basically if I want one of my party members can throw a medium sized rock and I can enlarge it to do more damage?
No
your dm could allow it
I mean certain builds can become huge like moon druids. Then you cast that and you can become gargantuan
You'd need to hold your action, which means you'd be concentrating on Enlarge Reduce til it's cast
I'm a level 3 wizard
i would totally allow my wizard to cast enlarge on the rock my old barbarian lady's holding
then she could go crush some glass bridges
enlarge reduce is pretty clear cut on what it does though
raw it's quite a restricted spell yeah
What would be really cool if said barbarian had tavern brawler also. Making that rock a real deal weapon lol
we are literally doing this next session. we were, i kid you not, talking about this 20 minutes ago.
I want to try pushing someone off a ledge and then casting magnify gravity for extra damage
How should i assign my ability scores for rogue in point buy? My current ones are:
- STR 8
- DEX 15
- CON 14
- INT 10
- WIS 13
- CHA 12
I think actually opposite
You could hold them there for interrogation
Great idea actually
How come?
I meant like instead of just smashing them. Could be like a superhero affect
Where you stop them from falling. So you can question them
Interrogation
Using reverse gravity
Oh magnify gravity? Never heard of that
But I want them to die
Great!
I just checked out the recommended standard array for Rogues but i dont quite understand the reason why STR should be 12 if they mainly use DEX for attacks
Because Strength is still important in some areas
not for a rogue though
I would rather have better mental stats than a little strength
What ability scores do you recommend for rogue on point buy?
DEX > CON > INT/CHA/WIS, depending on subclass or focus, then STR dead last
I would recommend the array
14 CON is all you typically need though
Going for assassin subclass
id say DEX > CON> WIS > CHA / INT > STR
then you don't need a lot of int, i'd have some wis because it's a very good stat to dump excess points in
yeah DEX > CON > whatever mental stat your subclass is using, if none, then WIS should be next highest > the rest > STR
Alright thanks
you can make a rogue based on something else than DEX, but I wouldnt recommend it if you dont know exactly what you are doing and what the pitfalls are
dex is a great stat even when it's not your main stat so
it's very hard to point you at a rogue that doesn't want as much dex as possible
well there is a STRogue, often multiclassed with Barbarian, or if you combine with spellcasting, you might want to attack with your casting stat
like the hexbuckler, which was kinda popular in 2014 rules
fascinating
and in 2024 rules, you can do a lot with true strike
For DND24e monster attacks like scimitar attack for a goblin or some other example: do I need to correlate a weapon type (scimitar for goblin) so that i add a modifier (+DEX or +STR using finesse) to the attack rolls, or do i just follow the (+# to hit) on the stat block
the statblock already calculates the bonus you put on attack rolls
sweet ty
yeah its all already taken care of for the DM
Monsters don't generally use the weapon properties (for example Light). Those are meant for PC's.
Carry capacity is real
?tag new rogue
Rogue
Launch deadly Sneak Attacks while avoiding harm through stealth
Rogues rely on cunning, stealth, and their foes’ vulnerabilities to get the upper hand in any situation. They have a knack for finding the solution to just about any problem. A few even learn magical tricks to supplement their other abilities. Many Rogues focus on stealth and deception, while others refine skills that help them in a dungeon environment, such as climbing, finding and disarming traps, and opening locks.
-# Suggested Standard Array assignment
Str. 12
Dex. 15
Con. 13
Int. 14
Wis. 10
Cha. 8
Likes: Stealth
Complexity: Low
Starting HP: 8 + Con. modifier
Managed to finally get a great first turn of combat with Gloomstalker
Shortsword, all 3 attacks landed, 29 piercing damage at level 5
Shortsword gamingggg
Ah yeah another CBE benefit would be you being able to use your weapon in melee
Effective at all ranges for scouting
I love familiars in general
Go my birb/snek/one time, a squid
Yep. Hit for pretty good damage, but no crits
Is there any non-homebrew feature besides multiclassing that could allow a sorcerer to have a pseudodragon familiar?
Drakewarden?
Asking the DM nicely?
Yeah asking DM nicely
I’m blind
And bribing him with $700
I've dealt 135 damage as a warlock in 2014
I support bribing DM for pay to win chaos
I support bringing snacks
I accept cookies and pizza as payment
How complicated of a homebrew is too much. Cause a lot of people think the homebrew I made is too complicated. It’s also a subsystem basically. More complicated than an entire class. It’s an item btw.
I like to take existing things and modifiy them to suit my game kind of homebrew
It's easier to understand and use by players
And it tends to be decently balanced from the start
I make entire classes and entire subsystems basically. All my homebrews are 10+ pages long
I like doing homebrew that could be made by the official designers.
I've made a time sorcerer subclass and a rune knight (AS IN FINAL FANTASY) class so far. It is a lot of work.
I like doing homebrew that’s tame, cuz I don’t trust my ability to balance.
Also homebrewing settings
Subclass homebrews take only an hour tho.
Entire subsystems take 1 month of balancing and editing
Okay but you mentioned folks thought your homebrew is "too complicated"
So that's feedback
well that can depend on how many features/abilities you give and how in depth they are and also reviewing it with others
All the feedback and rethinking extends homebrewing time by a solid 200%
It has 4 abilities.
And the description for each is atleast 1000 words
3000 words actually
... thats bloat if i ever saw it
Hey, I gotta keep it balanced tho
you can also... keep it short and cut stuff
more than 100 words is already overkill
not even wish has that many words
Cutting makes the features I want to include either too strong or too weak
Longest text I had to write for a subclass trait was for a massive meteor, I didn't want to cut anything but nobody plays lv18 dnd anyway so it's ok
I don't even think my entire page worth of a subclass came to 3000 words combined
who is actually playing a homebrew like that though?
Me
Potentially, me soon
that sounds like you need to reevaluate wether its worth keeping or not
im not reading a whole PDF to learn what my subclass does
Well, the fact that you describe it as a subsystem despite it being an item would largely constitute it as being too complicated by even heavy homebrew standards.
The homebrew in question also felt very AI generated. Either that, or you are unaware of how D&D usually words itself, or how it uses its features. Your homebrew had so many instances of whole bunch of math to determine stuff, and it was difficult to try and parse any info out of it
Long text: this affects people in a 2km area and takes four hours and...
short text: Big meteor cool 😃
There's an art to making something that's long but also intuitive, which does take a while to refine as a skill.
there is also a lot of value in restraining yourself
My biggest subclass with the most text that has 8 abilities (4 for rp and 4 for actual combat) has 3700 characters total
you're telling me a single feature has up to 3000 words?
Why do people keep saying that. I think bullet points make it look more readable.
-# Reminds me of how small Yu-gi-oh text has gotten...
And I never read the dnd 5e books ever before
cuz thats how GPT formats itself
It wasn't the bullet points for me, it was the wording
Cause I only started playing like 1 month
-# i know, right?...
... theres part of the problem then
But it’s balanced. I used a lot of information and feedback on it.
homebrew is essentially modding a game.
-# Pendulums get it pretty bad with two text boxes
I frankenstein the hell out of rule book text style for my homebrew
if you dont follow the "code" or "script" of how the game works, you end up with a lot of bloat or features that dont do anything
What do you base it being balanced on, if you don't know the rules of 5e, and the feedback you got was that it's too much 😅
chat it feels like my DM is kind of... tilting the game in his favor...
Tbf the game is always in the DM’s favor 
Tho I do know the rules of dnd. I did research. All I did was not look at word format and the books
and it's not even me... I should've done that
... thats the exact problem
he's a player character and the DM
^
That's also me, in a way, sort of.
Yeah, you might wanna see how features are usually worded, and actually listen to feedback when you ask for feedback
I swear I'll stop forgetting Athanasios' pin somewhere across the map(tm)
Balance is only part of the equation, though, as elegance is also a virtue.
For example: I have a fighting style rework of about 12,750 words that I plan on largely ripping up at some point, but the actual formatting and framing is in such a way that I'm quite sure even new players could pick it up and play with it easily.
no like, see, we were surrounded by these guys, 100 hp, can one shot us, and then he said he "casted a spell when he didn't have a spell slot and disintegrated every enemy" and when he was "supposed to die" he said he didn't because he rolled two nat 20s in a row
Oh, this is the r/dndhorrorstories format of dmpc.
Appreciate me extra because I'm cooler than that fr fr.
That is what we like to call "DMPC main character fantasy"
That is what we call “hella red flag”
it is the sadness of understanding your character will never be a main character in another dm's campaign so you make your own campaign and play the main character
he's also weirdly rolling a lot of nat 20s
The good dmpc is just an interesting character that the party enjoys roleplaying with, not a power fantasy character.
what if every side of the d20 was a 20?
the only good dmpc is the one that fits a single role in the party and is just kind of there to fit that roll
He also needs to be a reason to be a bit of an outsider to the party, rather than another player they can trust blindly.
So monk just jumped up to a bird 60ft in the air and stunning striked it out of the air
and I can't help but wonder... who the hell needs a bow
the magic weapon that we also got, the "maul" that he took was very effective against the next enemy...
My favorite dmpc gameplay so far has been casting one with shadows in a corner and not contributing 👍
Who needs a monk when i can use duckshot to stunning strike the duck without having to jump at the bird!
WHAT!
who could've predicted it
That's actually so sad.
we're fighting against the first boss of the campaign right now, he's standing next to this person and for some reason they "Dash and disengage" towards the farther player
We'll have to start having weekly sessions so you don't have time to go to these tbh
You should talk to all of the players in the party and form a plan on killing the dmpc in the night because he is getting too powerful
Or you can just kill it using the power of dm
OOOOOR, YOU talk to the DM like a mature group
In game solutions are not a solution to out of game problems (in this case, a terrible DM)
I know I was joking
It wasn't very clear
tone does not translate well over text
tbh i'd worsen the problem in this case. for fun.
Which is a terrible idea to offer as an advice without making clear its a joke
then whenever he hits an enemy/boss he describes it with such passion (with us it's just, very bland)
Then maybe he should animate the fight in real time
ok, that sounds like your DM is having a power fantasy. Leave that game
i.e "As he hits the boss their armor begins to crumble ..."
yeah, just leave
there are like thousands of these dms online and all of them star on bad dnd stories
go write a book for gods sake
i'd love to witness one of those up close though.
So
this is why sakis never does anything, 80% i forget to move his pin and forget he exists, 20% because i know better
that was a strange session
yo what do yall think is the best form of transport
two very strange sessions
Teleport -spell 😎
Hah!
feet
nah bro what about horse or carriage
hopefully
Nightmares...
(and then i book the next session to 3w later)
are you like a worlock?
so I dealt 153 points of damage as a level 1 and then level 2 warlock, and that was a strange session
Please dont spam the same question across multiple channels. It is bot-like behavior and well, comes across as spam.
Gate
Very strange DM, very strange game
my lv3 wizard did 70 in one turn once
the hell did you do?
Sometimes, when I open my eyes, i see a 7 mile high body of wrangling octopus tentacles on a creature with slimy plates and 3 massive eyes for a body with a crab like face with tentacles leaking out of its mouth sitting on a throne of decaying souls
grudge was dming at the time and i think he had a mini mental breakdown and silently tripled the boss' hp then and there
W
always crash out on the party if they start performing too well
always hilarious to make your dm crave a cigarette break
ah the funny damage chain?
Yo whats the craziest thing that happened when you rolled a nat 20?
Alright now I have to play an optimized child sorcerer for my next campaign
it was the initial cast, the rest also continued to roll oddly high damage die, never below a 0 for two turns
how much bounces?
So what do you guys think? stop playing the DS Campaign?
this was the DS campaign?
Dark Souls campaign?
Mate, I'll homebrew you a better elden ring-themed one. after the ff6-themed one, of course...
Yeah, the DM was uhh a player character with a lot
the dm's "player character" should not go beyond an npc traveling with the party
I've got to say, I've never heard of a level 2 player casting a spell without a spell slot and then disintegrating someone who had 150+ hp, two dude who had 21+ and a guy with 50+ all at once, without dying because they rolled two nat 20s
Its this really cool ability his subclass gets
all i can think of is scrollcasting a very high level spell with very good rolls on being able to read it at all
no scrolls were aforementioned
nuh uh, he has 20 disintegrate scrolls on his backpocket now, he said so
when I asked him "What spell disintegrates someone like that?" and he said "It's a secret"
disintegrate!
He also has 20 actions to cast them all
an avid reader, indeed!
feels like when your favorite kingdom is about to lose the war in worldbox and then you just give every disaster to the other kingdom
also weird that he never rolled a single die for him to get hit
You mean plot armor?
Disintegrate is not an attack roll
hey DM can I do that? can I cast a level 6 spell without a spell slot and then roll dice to see if I live as a level 2
Thats how Disintegrate works yeha
Non of our party members are capable of fighting a flying enemy, its kind of funny and sad
although the caster isnt the one saving against it
Entangle them to the ground
I hid so many disintegrate scrolls in that zone for fun and none of you took 1 look at the bookcases and I will now take this grief to my grave
catch them with a lasso if you don't have magical means
On a failed save, the target takes 10d6+40 force damage. The dude had 150+
50-100 with a force weakness
ah yeah, or maybe disintegrate is just very effective against this type of enemy
Evren can I do that? can I cast a level 9 spell without a spell slot, pleasee?
He pulled out the infinity gauntlet and passed the save dc to live without any injuries
yes, yes you can. if you look around and stop harassing my interns to search some bookcases. i'm not kidding.
That intern deserves to be viciously mocked
our Monk is currently 190 ft in the air sitting on an owl that desperately wants to shake him down
i will eviscerate you, you spoony bard!
Monks have slow fall no?
I don't wanna say goodbye to my Elf Warlock, I actually got to like Warlocks better 😔
Best monk action I’ve seen in a while.
I might be a monk next
Highly recommend
bad Echo, focus, your next character is a Child Sorcerer
Nah, they a monk
yesss, sorcererrrrr
let's see... my ranking of classes so far
Bard
Warlock
Rogue
Ranger
Artificer (Haven't gotten to do much, I'm sure it'll change)
my warlock is following behindThey do, they also still take fall damage
in 2024?
I played 2014 Warlock, 2024 everything else
see, i told you 14 warlock's goated
it was only good when I got the Invocations, give me a break
warlock's always great so long as you don't look at your spell slots
"it was only good when i got half my class identity one level in"
I cast two spells and I'm already out, this is why you people spam Eldritch Blasts
Blastin’
Indeed, especially when i don't use eldritch blast in favor of slicing everything open with a great sword and causing a successful enemy attack to miss me half the time
Oh yeah I hate pact magic. That's why I play bladelocks.
Is there any animation show that directly based of DnD?
bummer though, I really liked the maps that the DM created in the DS campaign
The Legend of Vox Machina, and The Mighty Nein
Even Sakis is a bladelock, though I don't think he'll swing that greataxe even once that entire campaign
Thanks, I hope they ain’t isekai
Yes but not the actual setting
they are not
I don't want to manage another person in the initiative order, and he hired you guys for a reason, YOU do the fighting
fighting with what? one of my supportive spells?
...right...
Evren, I have Unsettling Visage, Guidance, Minor Illusion, Protection from Evil and Good, Invisibility, Blindness/Deafness, Mirror Image, Silence, Counterspell, Dispel Magic, Mass Healing Word, Hypnotic Pattern, Spirit Guardians, and Polymorph.
...You want a staff that adds fireball to your list when held?
I don't want an easy way out
If I throw an appropriate CR enemy at you, this party will explode.
Skadoosh
Sacred Flame, Vicious Mockery, Thunderwave and Spirit Guardians will save me
oh you guys are in the same campaign
out of 16 spells I have 4 offensive ones...
They drive me insane, but it's fun
Best we can do is counterspell
Dispel magic is the new counterspell
oh wait you already have that...uh a +1 longsword
I am very lucky that Evren found me, like the runt of the litter
dispel magic only works on ongoing spells
... the fart sword, yes.
Yeah but with how new counterspell works, it remains the last effective option
Here's a deal. Spend some time asking Grudge to teach you swordplay and I'll give you free extra attack. Forever.
Someone told me here to use Spirit Guardians and ram into the enemy
Good option
...in game?
Too op
I think I need some clarification on the Light weapon property. The keywords for me are "later on the same turn," and "with a different Light weapon." Can a lvl 5 fighter that has 2 hand-crossbows attack with hcb#1, stow it, draw hcb#2 and attack (both attacks being the 2 attacks from taking the attack action), and then bonus action attack with hcb#2 again because it is different from hcb#1?
