🌌-galaxy-chat

[twilit lintel]

so many things wants me to go to g6

[distant finch]

Okay... who tattled to scopely about golden shield being 20 hours instead of 10?

[drifting ridge]

How can you even get millions of latinum

I need some rn

[dull mason]

https://tenor.com/view/we-need-to-start-doing-sixth-grade-things-grow-up-middle-school-act-right-toughen-up-gif-14604951

LoL 😂

[twilit lintel]

when scopley gave out month tokens

[twilit lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/cash-make-it-rain-bedroom-gif-6072564

blank check movie

[dull mason]

Oh' I wish 🤯

[twilit lintel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf-7OvD6oFQ

[dull mason]

Wow that's old 😂

[twilit lintel]

i like old movies they are the best

[twilit lintel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZgYSQ5KD_c

https://tenor.com/view/chase-run-away-kung-fu-hustle-stephen-chow-gif-11210593

kung fuu hustle was really funny

[dull mason]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stormbreaker_(film)

[twilit lintel]

very good movie

[twilit lintel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdPJoDT7b2E

[dull mason]

Yeah,
Filmed in London, and other locations
Sadly it didn't have a follow-up

[twilit lintel]

good also

[dull mason]

Never seen it, I know about the story

[twilit lintel]

ah its good and sad

[twilit lintel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edpEspHOeVU

[whole robin]

mid-month patch is here and normal outpost directives still cost more per directive than the elite ones in the challenge refinery

100 dirs for 500 for normal, 300 dirs for 1250 for elite

[twilit lintel]

they want you to pay for more

[dull mason]

Try to watch the tv series also called wanted https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanted_(2005_TV_series)

[gentle raft]

Check your emergency rations in the event store. Scoops has been give them out like crazy 🤪.

[twilit lintel]

hes new so idk if he even got it

[gentle raft]

Wait a day ...

What was be that spaceship event?

Upgrade 2 ships for officers & lat?

[glass void]

🤔 did they ever fix the iso dmg cger task that wasnt scoring today?

[twilit lintel]

did they fix eu lag?

[silver parcel]

the issue was the wrong hostiles were in the systems, that was fixed with the maintenance

[cold summit]

<@&509690795536941056> I would like 10 commanded badges for my compensation please thank you

[old palm]

it is forbidden to a player of 15yr old to play, because a guy in my alliance is 15 ?

[cold summit]

I saw it changed from 20 to 9 who is doing the fixing is it Scotty? We got Scotty on this

[twilit lintel]

stfc is pg

[cold summit]

Probably depends what country they are from.

[old palm]

I think he's from belgium or france don't remember

[cold summit]

They might have to ask their parents permission

[twilit lintel]

Star Trek Fleet Command (STFC) is generally rated for ages 12+ or 13+, depending on the platform and region:
Official App Store Ratings:
Apple App Store: Rated 12+.
Google Play Store: Rated PEGI 12 in many regions.

[cold summit]

apparently you can be on Facebook at the moment from the age of 13, which is a bit weird. Those rules are changing now, though.

[old palm]

okay good thanks

[twilit lintel]

Terms of Service: To use the service, players must represent they are at least 13 years old (or 16 in the EU).

[old palm]

and if their parent tell they can play ?

[cold summit]

Just keep that in mind when they interact with people some stuff might get a little blue in the comments

[twilit lintel]

they can

if the mom n dad says yes

[old palm]

okay will ask him thanks

[dull mason]

Watch https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tube_(film) +

[cold summit]

Don’t restrict what you say just be aware that they are there

[cold summit]

If you see them bullying people or they are getting bullied, just make sure they’re okay

[twilit lintel]

just tell him dont sneak his mom n dads credit cards t buy stuff lol

[cold summit]

If he’s spending money, then that becomes a problem, but not for you.

[old palm]

the troublemaker of my server want to ban him because his 15

[twilit lintel]

wow

thats lame

[cold summit]

That sounds correct for troublemakers

[old palm]

yeah

[fast viper]

You should see the bullying on our server discord.

[twilit lintel]

this is why ppl do t tell their real age

[sterile parcel]

Are we up to 5 compo chests owing now ?

[twilit lintel]

and thats why disc ord is bout to beefd up security in march

[cold summit]

I’m more worried about the adults than the children. Some of these kids really do not hold back.

[cold summit]

And that’s why it’s good that they talk their own language so that nobody understands what they’re saying so we can’t get here feelings

[slow isle]

Did the font change or is just not "fat" anymore? hmm 🤔

[twilit lintel]

starting march anyone in a server with an adult content chat will have to show proof your 18+

[dull mason]

https://tenor.com/view/its-march-gif-11209928

[dull mason]

That's crazy if your an OAP

[twilit lintel]

oap?

[dull mason]

Old age person, it's a common short term

[twilit lintel]

ah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG4U9j6IIlw

ahhh so uk already had it

uk and aus

since 2023

[dull mason]

Well it looks like I won't be online.
I don't want the machine to have my bio

[twilit lintel]

barn

watch the video

its 12 mins jeez

[dull mason]

I've seen person of interest 🕵️

[twilit lintel]

nice subject change lol

[old palm]

what a banger this serie

[dull mason]

Yeah, it is I'm rewatching it on Fridays ( 2x programs per week)
Brilliant cast

[old palm]

it's on prime video if you have it

[dull mason]

I currently only have Freeview.

[old palm]

then enjoy buddy

[cold summit]

Have you seen the names on the planets? Some of them are messed up

[cold summit]

Same

[dull mason]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Déjà_Vu_(2006_film)

[dull mason]

Deja Vu is a brilliant, and interesting Story.
Definitely A must watch film

[dull mason]

Thanks 👍

[twilit lintel]

good movie

[twilit lintel]

❤️

[dull mason]

Also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unstoppable_(2010_film)

[twilit lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-cash-lick-cute-kiss-gif-26488235

[twilit lintel]

good movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNeCB2ALNoA

[dull mason]

Tony scott
+
Jerry bruckheimer & don Simpson

I'd watch All there film's

[twilit lintel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-kf8NYhoCQ

full movie

with ads

[dull mason]

Never seen that trilogy, I have the glass film on dvd

[dull mason]

Don't like it,

[twilit lintel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiUShWVRQko

[dull mason]

Nope,
I have seen the Cell Film

[twilit lintel]

omg barn

u not seen cube omg

thought u was a big usa movie fan lol

[dull mason]

I have seen the Film with the moving glass Walls with writing on horror
Can't remember the name

[twilit lintel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHvCrqK64L4

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_Y5YeYrqUk

prob second

good tv show

[dull mason]

Not that one

[rustic trail]

USA 🇺🇸?

[dull mason]

Yeah that a good tv series

[twilit lintel]

yes hollywood movies

[rustic trail]

Ah the movies I skip ⏭️ 😂⚰️🪦

[twilit lintel]

its ok i still watch yall foreign tv shows and movies even if yall dont like ours lol

like a good one is

[dull mason]

This 👉🏼https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_Ghosts

[twilit lintel]

ohhhhhhhhh bklody

[dull mason]

Scary

[twilit lintel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIB8D4JLEhw

[rustic trail]

Yea I never liked horror movies

[twilit lintel]

good foreign tv series

its about the sun kil.ing you if it touches u

sun rays

came thu

[rustic trail]

Except Freddy Jason chucky and scream and paranormal activity

[twilit lintel]

thx god u didnt say that lame blair witch project

[rustic trail]

And final destination

[rustic trail]

🤣

[twilit lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/final-destination-2-log-truck-gif-14177031093325113499

https://tenor.com/view/throwing-a-coin-final-destination-bloodlines-tossing-a-coin-warner-bros-warner-bros-pictures-gif-11190889180630131081

[rustic trail]

🤣🤣 this why I don’t ride behind those

[twilit lintel]

never throw stuff from high placers

it will end bad

[twilit lintel]

same

https://tenor.com/view/watch-out-for-the-signs-clear-rivers-final-destination-2-pay-close-attention-to-the-signals-ali-larter-gif-16298548033409656572

[dull mason]

Brilliant on heroes

[twilit lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-ring-crawl-ghost-ring-ring-movie-gif-12040507

the ring

[dull mason]

Nope

[twilit lintel]

i like the japanese version better

https://tenor.com/view/sadako-sadako-yamamura-ringu-ring-the-ring-gif-9811094144140824881

ringu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uxmf4oqow8

[dull mason]

The wrong turn was scary'ish

[twilit lintel]

love me some foreign movies and tv shows

if it wasn't for netflix i wouldnt even know

[dull mason]

Cloverfield was good, I haven't watched the Cloverfield lane One

[twilit lintel]

not as scary as the hills have eyes

[twilit lintel]

idk i dont like movies where i cant see the main person

and that movie was one of em

[dull mason]

Found your kryptonite 🤣

[twilit lintel]

lol

war of the worlds was good

the old verson

not that new crap

[dull mason]

Check out the 90's tv series

[twilit lintel]

or

when the earth stood still

[dull mason]

I liked them both

[twilit lintel]

The Day the Earth Stood Still

2008

[twilit lintel]

havent seen that bsince i first started lol

[modern eagle]

Love getting it all done

[twilit lintel]

thats a grind

[heady moon]

https://tenor.com/view/power-intro-cyclops-x-men-'97-shooting-a-laser-ray-chase-gif-9940742080770174559

[modern eagle]

Yeah but it's worth all the rewards

[dull mason]

https://tenor.com/view/really-odd-moment-deja-vu-just-saying-gif-21522518

[twilit lintel]

man i love x-men

[dull mason]

Did you know he's London British 👆👆

[twilit lintel]

one of my fav cartoons

[heady moon]

Did you see X-men 97? It was pretty awesome!

[twilit lintel]

yes it was awesome

https://tenor.com/view/quicksilver-gif-26169173

[dull mason]

Not yet,
I Did like the Original, and I have some on dvd

[twilit lintel]

i seen all the x-men movies

[dull mason]

I have the Manga version

[twilit lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/jean-grey-phoenix-dark-phoenix-telepathy-mind-reading-gif-26440523

[twilit lintel]

oh u mean the comic book

[heady moon]

https://tenor.com/view/xmen-97-x-men-97-xmen97-wolverine-gambit-gif-13583359987193698588

[twilit lintel]

ahhh yes gambit was good in x-men also

waiting for his new movie

oh nvm

the canceled Gambit movie

[dull mason]

She did an episode of Next Gen https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0708818/

[twilit lintel]

While a standalone Gambit movie starring Channing Tatum was famously cancelled in 2019, the actor officially made his debut as the character in Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) and is confirmed to return in the upcoming Avengers: Doomsday (2026).

[twilit lintel]

yeah i love tng also

[brave ore]

Happy Tuesday! STFC launched a mid month patch client today.... What was fixed? What wasn't? and what can we look forward to in the coming weeks..... and months? LEEKS with Mad Scientist JulesVern

https://youtube.com/live/xyo8XZbZIDA?feature=share
https://www.twitch.tv/ultimatdjz

[cold summit]

Used to be better when Mock the Week

[twilit lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/wade-wilson-deadpool-xmen-gif-24271227

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-logan-skeleton-deadpool-and-wolverine-logan-skeleton-gif-11173883714886013756

Deadpool & Wolverine

[twilit lintel]

ah yes the japan version

which looks 100x better

[dull mason]

There's a Iron Man version if I remember

[twilit lintel]

japan cartoons are way better than any other country im sorry

[dull mason]

There's alternative version of Iron Man, he's a teenager https://web.archive.org/web/20151109193501/http://marvel.com/tv/show/127/iron_man_armored_adventures

[twilit lintel]

i wonder if the training ship Kobayashi Maru is canon

[dull mason]

There's a book if your interested

[twilit lintel]

no no

just askin

USS Kyushu also

USS Yamato

[snow shard]

@heady moon this absolutely baffles me, why not just leave it?

[dull mason]

Oh' 😱

[fast viper]

Everything’s broken. Game 💩 now

[hidden locust]

im bit confused why the decided the lower the peace shields. but allow rss back via ticket 🙈 dont have work eneugh ?

[twilit lintel]

wonder if these ships could be in tghe game in the future

This frigate fought the Borg at the Battle of Wolf 359 in 2366, and was destroyed along with thirty-eight other starships. It was among the ships identified in the wreckage by Commander Elizabeth Shelby. (TNG: "The Best of Both Worlds, Part II")

[agile bolt]

How would one do the math to see how big of a pull from a base raid would be?

[fallen monolith]

Hey folks

[hidden locust]

scopely you will need to trust if the raided you longer then log max list 😝

[solemn plaza]

Assuming youre meaning with the Amalgam.....it would be something like
Cargo + (Total rss - cargo)×Amalgam bonus

[dull mason]

Sadly amalgam raiding is slow work

[solid kayak]

why math it when you could just slap and find out

[solemn plaza]

Its a lot faster than raiding with an Envoy

[dull mason]

I've done that, along time ago

[twilit lintel]

they need to make this miner scrappable so it can tier up like the rev

[solemn plaza]

I remember being able to crack and scoop bases with the Horizon many year ago

[solid kayak]

no amalgam ab needs to come out to do sigma raiding where it ignores reg ressources an just goes at sigma

[dull mason]

Yeah, and the Joy at the first load 🤣

[solemn plaza]

The G6 Rare surveys Gold refit should have done this, would have been an impeccable QoL upgrade.

[dull mason]

I have 2 Maxed and I can't remember when I last used them, I did use them for the cloaking daily

[agile bolt]

Ik scopely math is weird with this junk, so all the bonuses for the amalgam ability like FC sloan, the skin, the FT, and Betor, where would I put that in the equation?

Just wanna see what a amalgam pull from 40Qd would be

[agile bolt]

Cause I cant hit my own station lol

[dull mason]

Find an abandoned station ( since incursion) and have a Go

[unique hemlock]

Does anyone know what the youngest euro server is

[agile bolt]

411 just dropped this month

[unique hemlock]

Ok thanks

[agile bolt]

That wouldnt tell me how much a pull off 40Qd would be tho

Edit: just saw my typo where I said 40B my bad lol

[solid kayak]

maybe 1.7trillion

[agile bolt]

Ik it would be over 100T just was talking with a buddy and were both curious how to do the math to find the exact number

[modern eagle]

I'm proving a point here to the server don't mind me

[solemn plaza]

So the bonuses to Amalgam ability are just additive. So add them all up and then do base + sum of bonuses

Base is 0.1%

[arctic flint]

https://tenor.com/view/jumanji-rations-bread-food-gif-11357021

[twilit lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-gif-14554788143135780763

[solemn plaza]

Off of a 40Qd base with max Amalgam bonus youd be looking at like 120T pulls to start with.

[agile bolt]

Tyvm

[fringe plaza]

I wish that was on HBO Max.

[misty charm]

Where is my compensation chest

Stupid me tried to do Dominion solo armadas only for the lag to keep my other two ships from joining because there was no join armada icon.

[olive crown]

Does Prime Station Delay tier 1 stack with Rom? 1 round delayed with him & 1 round delayed with the prime for 2 rounds total?

[twilit lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/fringe-gif-7857822

@dull mason

anyone else netflix acting up

[solemn plaza]

Yes

[twilit lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/atlantis-gif-26289860

[solemn plaza]

Hulu still a thing?

[fringe plaza]

I don't know. I dropped Netflix because it was too costly for my taste, and it didn't have what I was looking for. HBO Max does.

[solemn plaza]

The way things are going HBO will be on Netflix soon

[olive crown]

Thank you!

[twilit lintel]

lol yes but netflix is free

with comcast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6stW24Zqe8

[solemn plaza]

Didnt Disney merge Hulu with Disney+ and then stop operating Hulu.

[twilit lintel]

disney is on hulu

so is max

Yes, Disney is merging Hulu into Disney+ to create a single, integrated app experience, with full consolidation expected by the end of 2026. While the standalone Hulu app will be phased out, Hulu's content will continue to exist within the Disney+ platform. This follows Disney's acquisition of full control of Hulu from Comcast in 2025.

omg

good thing i dont got hulu

that moment star trek fleet academy is on disney+

[fading belfry]

😭

and we have the wrong vger again 🤣

[arctic star]

Still don’t know what hostiles should be spawning for your event eh scopley?

[sleek spade]

i got hurrak... have u ?

[north hedge]

lmao... same issue with daily Vger again

two days back to back

[jaunty wigeon]

They just can't help but release broken content

[jade narwhal]

vger broke again <@&509690795536941056>

[jaunty holly]

bruh

[fading belfry]

it has to be on purpose now

[sleek spade]

im still getting the kills... not the damage

[solid badge]

I still can’t get into the game

Failed to login

[jaunty holly]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1141805289713193102/1416975759922303077/image0.gif

[solid badge]

Uninstalled and reinstalled same error

[opal meadow]

Seriously what made u guys think u could pull off systems with daily rotating hostiles?

[fringe plaza]

I'm just binging DC Comics movies these days, especially Justice League Dark: Apokalipse War. It's got everything: loss, someone outsmarting Batman, a sassy blonde Brit, and a Darkseid/Trigon duel.

[north hedge]

I tried making a ticket last night on the site, was just as bad as the daily not working >.>

[nova shale]

Wrong enemies Scopely. You guys are serious amateurs

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/hahahaha-gif-23335988

[bright thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/claps-gif-18416173

[opal meadow]

Useless

[empty bluff]

Two evenings in a row. Connor wants to know if you're ready to quit.

[jaunty holly]

this whole game is a meme at this point

[spiral viper]

https://tenor.com/view/fired-anchorman-gif-13593741

[fringe plaza]

As opposed to sarcastic amateurs?

[thick fern]

OPS67 player can't reach anything in areas 40+

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/stfc-liar-scopely-eco-star-trek-fleet-command-gif-14749089051067143603

https://tenor.com/view/scopely-gif-24824538

https://tenor.com/view/your-did-it-fail-oof-loser-you-didn't-do-it-gif-5120386489105861099

https://tenor.com/view/there-was-an-attempt-you-tried-sticker-the-more-you-know-you-tried-gif-7871343

[jaunty wigeon]

At this point I'm starting to think Scopley are doing it deliberately just to mess with us 🤔

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/catch-it-drop-pass-dropped-ball-drops-it-fumble-gif-8914449944065824113

[chilly cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/we-got-some-issues-we-got-some-problems-emcee-speaker-announcer-gif-12718088

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/books-gif-11248494

[frail crown]

s98 [00] a bunch of 🐔 💩 💩

[chilly cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-crocker-timmy-turner-fairly-odd-parents-super-f-meme-gif-1224341026557759176

[wild spear]

Wow they still can’t get the vger Orion in the correct space .

[bold musk]

Come on 2 nights in a row of the wrong vger hostiles get you heads out of you know where

[fading belfry]

they are brand new orion so maybe they are scared to come out and play? 🤔

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/come-over-here-bottles-come-over-stare-gif-17881370

[fading belfry]

classic!

[chilly cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/talking-heads-burning-down-the-house-david-byrne-80s-music-new-wave-gif-17711694

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/lowest-expectations-disappointed-the-middle-middle-gif-16716958

[jaunty wigeon]

Can't wait to get that compo chest with 1 M'Bemga shard and a realta BP

[jaunty holly]

imma be buried by the scopely dev team, just so they can let me down one final time

[opaque badger]

https://tenor.com/view/es-anime-gif-18030458

[chilly cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/panic-at-the-disco-brendon-urie-music-gif-19047506

[static spoke]

OMG agian orion recon not scoring what is going on it used to work now you just stealing points

[jaunty holly]

wrong hostiles are spawned, again.

https://tenor.com/view/wow-again-colin-jost-saturday-night-live-another-time-impressed-gif-19002682

[chilly cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/funeral-gif-12023008157633688479

[hoary scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-gif-6565016535492739421

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/mati-bodoh-bangang-keranda-menari-gif-16794417

[hoary scroll]

How do you break the same thing again 🤣🤣🤣?

[jaunty holly]

well you see

when a daddy loves a mommy

[chilly cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-coffin-dance-bad-coffin-dance-coffin-dance-coffin-dance-gif-17177441

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/sports-football-missed-drop-funny-gif-14913230

[echo valley]

<@&509690795536941056>
It’s Wednesday update the hostiles.
(Shakes head in disbelief)

[charred canopy]

Why are there only Hurak V’ger hostiles when the dailies say they should be Orions?

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[charred canopy]

Yep!

[ionic aspen]

Make scopely great again 👋

Hurak wins

[rough heart]

One day the T'pol icon will be in store again

...one day

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/not-like-this-stare-no-nope-gif-16373672

[chilly cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/t-pol-star-trek-tea-mug-cup-gif-26563210

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-thor-ragnarok-gif-16018301161812954108

[chilly cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/im-embracing-failure-7ven-sort-of-im-learning-from-this-failure-i-own-up-to-my-failure-gif-23502545

[livid sandal]

well i got one kill before i got scopeleyed

thanks, makes it easier to not spend any more money on this game

[limpid granite]

Scopely, either load the correct hostile type or stop changing the required target or just go back to when whatever you served up on any given day scored

[livid sandal]

that would require compentent devs ...

[bold musk]

they dont know their own hostiles yet

[livid sandal]

someone fire up linkedin or something and get these fools some non-fools.

[placid burrow]

Lmfao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣 they skrewed the pooch again .. if i was in their place I'd be embarrassed. I mean obviously they arent embarrassed but i would be

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-meme-really-gif-18375394142295290225

[livid yew]

It's just the devs, they need competent testers as well. These mistakes should never make it to production, ever.

[jaunty wigeon]

Someone ate all of their crayons, they're unable to write any more code

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/send-it-to-production-gif-13815277896336903379

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/treys-trades-trey-crayons-amc-eat-crayons-dumb-money-gif-22697927

sorry, i's hungry

[livid sandal]

they employ Marines? that makes so much sense.

[placid burrow]

That would require them hiring teaters. Its clear at this point that they do not take the time to test... They just push out something for sales

[bold musk]

https://tenor.com/view/rhino-ace-ventura-gif-26199973

[livid sandal]

well, not much to do except logout until they fix stuff again

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-bobby-smh-shaking-my-head-gif-18269382051844334745

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/peach-and-goma-gif-3762249104862389767

[livid yew]

I have feeling that the same people they have writing the code are the same people they are trusting to test it. They are trying to save money by not hiring separate testers who know what they're doing. They could hire my wife, but she makes too much doing it the right way to take the minimum wage Scopely would likely pay her to do it their way.

[sinful cypress]

So how long before we scrap this vgar experiment and walk away. This is flipping terrible

[livid sandal]

down with vger

[ember siren]

Ok, more outages?

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/week-11-minutes-spongebob-give-gif-26150156

[paper parcel]

it needs to be inv'gerated.

[livid sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointment-gif-21343121

[sinful cypress]

Have you forgotten… We are the unpaid testers!

[livid sandal]

its all vibe coding now

[ember siren]

https://tenor.com/view/no-yes-ok-yes-no-maybe-gif-8115827969320234253

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/teo-cat-vibe-gif-24184240

[livid sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-jammins-lemme-catch-a-vibe-let-me-catch-a-vibe-tryna-catch-a-vibe-vibe-meme-gif-1452515111955951789

[jaunty wigeon]

There's probably one guy sat in his soiled underwear in his mother's basement. Reading all these comments and wondering why he decided to code for Scopely.

[sinful cypress]

I wonder how much of this code is ai driven which is causing the errors..

[livid sandal]

hmmm is it still a funny gif if it has to explain itself?

[ember siren]

https://tenor.com/view/chatgpt-gif-5562777388486596347

[crystal dock]

Nothing to see here but is there anyone there to fix things this time🤣🤣

[livid sandal]

this feels more like grok vibing

[livid yew]

My wife works for one of the top insurance companies in the world as a tester. She is among three people in a department of nearly 100 that is American, the rest are from India. They are really good at what they do. If Scopely would just hire at least one of them, the game might get better.

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-ai-robot-ai-meme-ai-meme-gif-509507551361818171

[sinful cypress]

I can code

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/can-i-work-here-liz-lemon-tina-fey-30rock-can-i-get-a-job-here-gif-21978711

i cant code

seems to be the bar for entry

[livid sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/lisa-ralphie-gif-18800083

[novel peak]

Scopely locked me out for the second time today. I'm starting to feel unwelcome.

[lean badger]

Looks like the Auth Server died again.

[long pewter]

Rip server

[amber ingot]

Is there a reason they don't change the new dailies at reset? we still have Hurak hostiles when we need the Orions.

[silver parcel]

If your server kicked you and won't reconnect, leave the number here so I can make a note of it.

[visual robin]

orion v'ger not present

[lean badger]

Server 21 appears to be doing failed login.

[fiery pebble]

Re: Orion hostiles being screwed again

[lean badger]

Also what MasterHengist said - No Orion Vger units.

[blissful mesa]

57 is down

[hazy viper]

Server 9 can’t log in

[ocean blade]

63 also

[long pewter]

102

[night oxide]

67 is down

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-boy-here-we-go-again-oh-dear-omg-alright-then-gif-20490490

[acoustic orbit]

37 as well

[covert bear]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-old-people-computer-technology-biff-gif-12085559

[night oxide]

Get ready for the comp chest with a free 5 minute speed up

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-boy-gif-24157752

[timid fiber]

20 is down

[acoustic orbit]

Server 37 down

[long pewter]

Which intern did they give full perms to

[hot spoke]

44 down

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/kate-berlant-brain-damage-build-series-555-katetwt-gif-11639823275956114808

[tribal nova]

AGAIN????????????????

[livid sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-eric-cartman-cartman-stan-kyle-gif-14865166

[covert bear]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-know-how-to-use-tech-technology-startrek-gif-14483655

Ok who plugged their coffee maker into the router array?

[long pewter]

Take a shot everytime the server goes down

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/it-was-me-gif-21942307

[livid sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-it-crowd-moss-the-it-crowd-the-it-crowd-fire-moss-the-it-crowd-fire-richard-ayoade-gif-15210949

[rocky fox]

https://tenor.com/view/just-kidding-airplane-johnny-just-messin-just-playin-gif-17014052

[livid sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/everything-is-fine-reign-reignwilson-gif-25357687

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/stumble-shake-shaky-drink-gif-16104354

[short saffron]

Well kinda glad to know it’s not just me. Haven’t got my event done for today.

[viral sage]

Server 15

[jaunty wigeon]

Scopely take "well at least it can't get any worse" as a challenge

[steep laurel]

This February is a disaster in this game's history 😅 and they make it even worse with bad choices

[vague gull]

Thus far, Scopely always manage to find a way to lower the bar though

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-hanks-just-wait-gif-8524221

[livid sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-panic-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-stay-calm-gif-12660494

[hexed sparrow]

For real wrong hostiles again?

[arctic star]

I take it the game is down for everyone

[covert bear]

https://tenor.com/view/yakirya60hz-gif-25814802

[north cave]

🫢

[languid elm]

This is all aws fault. No other game is experiencing an issue on aws, but it’s definitely their fault.

[livid sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/ren-hoek-fear-panic-desperate-anxious-gif-11241661476572324090

[covert bear]

https://tenor.com/view/bsod-gif-26376970

[long pewter]

102 is back up and running

[livid sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-gates-microsoft-windows-98-blue-gif-9638707

[boreal yoke]

Anyone else having trouble with it staying signed in

[covert bear]

https://tenor.com/view/airport-whoopsy-sorry-unplug-gif-13704093

[agile bolt]

This arc is honestly fighting to be the worst arc ever lol

[jaunty wigeon]

Scopely keep trying to delete System32

[livid sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/kodadot-nft-rmrk-gif-25243532

[covert bear]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-power-off-logo-gif-19792908

[livid sandal]

you can solve the login problem by putting shutdown.exe in your startup folder

[ember cliff]

86 is down

[covert bear]

https://tenor.com/view/control-alt-delete-mandy-the-grim-adventures-of-billy-and-mandy-delete-it-remove-it-gif-3662757450473978581

[terse yoke]

Scopely is now completely overwhelmed by its own game.

[covert bear]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-quit-cigarette-looks-like-i-picked-the-wrong-week-airplane-gif-16826578

[urban grove]

98 down

[snow remnant]

got kicked out of 98 again

[livid sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/flying-high-gif-20311622

[covert bear]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-fainted-shocked-gif-16056156506887658098

[sinful cypress]

Wow did we have to crash servers to spawn correct vgar because we are incompetent?

[livid sandal]

we?

[covert bear]

https://tenor.com/view/airplane-movie-sniffing-glue-funny-comedy-gif-2124150131684503955

[jade narwhal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/muppets-VDAPPNWRruFPG40guE

[livid sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-gif-26456657

[sinful cypress]

We = Scopley

[covert bear]

https://tenor.com/view/420-happy-420-smoke-smoke-a-joint-smoke-a-bowl-gif-14060931178948665573

[urban ginkgo]

So what’s the excuse this time scopely?

[livid sandal]

they are scopely! where are the pitchforks???

[hasty hemlock]

wrong hostile for vger daily again

[covert bear]

are the servers back up yet or do we have to wait until they beg us to buy another $99.99 server pack?

[silver parcel]

https://giphy.com/gifs/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-season-5-l1Et0UYXWuadFB8n6

[livid sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/thedangerbeard-dangerbeard-db-beard-money-gif-18868155

[prime kraken]

This warrants the best compensation they’ve ever given. These interruptions have been the most costly for my game ever.

[night oxide]

Thanks for throwing money at Scopely for us.

[livid sandal]

(not real money tho - ahahahahaa!)

[covert bear]

https://tenor.com/view/i-want-to-play-play-wanna-play-gif-21857577

[simple cloud]

I hear they’re going to give us 100 Nero shards as compensation

[storm sonnet]

It’s happening again!

[livid sandal]

50 badgey shards incoming

[mortal spire]

It’s Brooke’s!!!!! I didn’t put my shields up yet

[jaunty wigeon]

1 hour golden shield 100 Parsteel and a free cadet Scotty shard

[covert bear]

I got in!!!! and it crashed immediatly after I got in

[placid burrow]

And crickets from scamly once again

[cobalt tinsel]

Is the new app update valid to download or should we wait? USA server here I saw the message earlier

[storm sonnet]

They’re too busy to respond. Probably trying to run away.

[sinful cypress]

Is any update really valid from Scopley?

[violet current]

They are aware

[livid sandal]

one cm came online here for a few minutes, but is gone now

[jaunty wigeon]

Frankly any download from Scopely at the moment should be considered Malware

[silk wyvern]

Yet again can't figure out how to have the correct vger hostiles. This is a joke

[placid burrow]

It acts like malware all the time

[storm sonnet]

Well, I want my refund for the wave.

[sinful cypress]

I heard there is a $100 pack for that!

[covert bear]

Finally!

[cobalt tinsel]

I saw non Orion hostiles today I don’t need them though

[placid burrow]

Lol

[spiral viper]

https://tenor.com/view/scopely-money-gif-14124393094162907114

[silver parcel]

It has been raised, but not much that can be done atm.

[mortal spire]

I need shield, I need to go to bed

[cobalt tinsel]

I don’t like Orion hostiles

[opal turret]

Whyyy we don't want orions

[livid sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-jeez-thats-terrible-cable-company-worker-south-park-informative-murder-porn-season17ep02-gif-19529878

[cobalt tinsel]

Update your game, I did it, works fine so far I have shield up

[placid burrow]

You shield always have some shield overlap. Never wait til the last moment to reshield

[fickle geyser]

<@&509690795536941056> can you wake up the devs and put the right vger hostiles in please. Again.....

[covert bear]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[naive blade]

Are we getting 12-24 hour bubbles?

It's bed time for US

[mortal spire]

Need shields

[covert bear]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-you-gif-8690903

[silk wyvern]

I'm sure you will be fine. Just sheild in the morning

[livid sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/abe-simpson-abe-simpson-cloud-yelling-cloud-angry-gif-12558964

[storm sonnet]

They really should give everyone three-day shields.

[covert bear]

If I wanted to be this frustrated I'd have kept playing world of warcraft!

[steep laurel]

Say goodbye to your RSS 😈 😈 😈

[covert bear]

https://tenor.com/view/world-of-warcraft-dance-warcraft-orc-male-dance-mc-hammer-u-cant-touch-this-gif-27495486

[sinful cypress]

Is Scopley going to blame AWS again?

[livid sandal]

heck i hope someone comes and steals some of the dumb parsteel i cant use or donate

[jaunty holly]

at this point they would blame a dog fart

[thin forge]

I was told STFC crashed AWS

[covert bear]

I 100% believe that

[silver parcel]

https://giphy.com/gifs/warcraft-MSTqntEzXV7BmCrhA7

[livid sandal]

can anyone please explain why there is no option to donate par with a max alliance, but there is still a way to donate lat? who the heck spends lat on a max alliance?

[covert bear]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-look-the-other-way-look-away-awkward-weird-gif-17246188

[bold musk]

now the game keeps crashing server 41

[sinful cypress]

Scopley logic 101. One must waste lat to buy more lat

[livid sandal]

got back in 711

[red mango]

42 unable to login like earlier today

[covert bear]

give it a few minutes, it'll crash again

[livid sandal]

and 74

[covert bear]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-men-crash-test-dummies-gif-11833889

[gusty fog]

188 does not show correct frame picture and intermittent lags

besides wrong hostiles for vger

[silk wyvern]

so everything is basically running normally

[native pasture]

Just came to.talk about wrong hostiles

[silk wyvern]

Maybe they identify as Orion?

[gusty fog]

the lags are sometimes acceptable sometimes its so bad

[light rock]

<@&509690795536941056> wrong Vger hostile types again, should be Orion.

[thin forge]

The cool thing about when STFC is totally down … no lag

[somber plover]

Seriously Scopely, 2 days now the wrong v'ger hostiles again 🤕

[naive blade]

@heady moon

Servers are down again, we need those shields extended overnight if not longer like the EU

[fickle geyser]

Ngl im enjoying the no lag as I managed to get on but gosh wish I could hit the vger orions

[lucid sphinx]

Where are the hurak???

[jaunty holly]

https://tenor.com/view/sprinkle-chef-chris-cho-onion-cooking-dancing-gif-22681225

[solid kayak]

slowmode is enabled? did something break agaon i havent seen yet

[fickle geyser]

To avoid lag 🤣

[silk wyvern]

Just most things regarding the game

[thin forge]

Is it wrong vger hostiles or wrong daily challenge events?

[eager harbor]

<@&509690795536941056> can you engineers please fix the static node in Talstris system on server 140.
No player can launch a kremin armada in this system as the node incorrectly displays 4/3 instead of 2/3.
Many thanks

[silk wyvern]

that happens all the time, just give it a bit and it will reset. I truly love the scopely math on formation armada numbers. 4/3, 5/3, never gets old..

[queen jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/dc-black-adam-dceu-superman-gif-5596873053121460741

[drifting ridge]

Can someone donate me lat

[queen jolt]

oh no, too early

[lethal heart]

where dat comp chest at friendo

[cobalt shoal]

<@&509690795536941056> we have vger hurak enemies all over again, instead of Orion, cant do daily task again

[queen jolt]

cmon man, ask me hows my sleep or did I eat breakfast first

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-to-be-cared-for-fernando-juan-pablo-di-pace-fuller-house-i-am-to-be-loved-gif-17867444

[lethal heart]

howd you sleep and how was breakfastwheredatcompchestatfriendo

[lapis seal]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-bruce-wayne-animated-series-lightning-intro-gif-17879010

[steel iris]

Or are you eating a bowl of Fruit Loops while hovering over your keyboard?

[queen jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-superman-batman-vs-superman-character-animation-gif-15642347

[queen jolt]

Looks like the vger orion missed their train and hurak showed up instead 😅 The team is already on it.

[silver parcel]

Don't have to worry about orions when you can't log in /taps head

[silk wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/frustrated-so-gif-22952194

Scopely team be like..

[whole robin]

I was in though

[queen jolt]

nope, I wish my hair is like that

[lapis seal]

Can you get in after clearing cache? 👀

[whole robin]

Oh snap it's Bek!

[lapis seal]

WHERE

[terse jackal]

I don't see Bek anywhere

[whole robin]

I think in over a year playing this is my first sighting

[terse jackal]

It's like a shooting star, make a wish

[whole robin]

I wish for a big fat comp chest for major issues multiple days in a row

[terse jackal]

Also, login issues are looking better on my end (US server). Anyone else still getting errors?

[queen jolt]

1 CM
1 ex-CM
and Bek

whats cooking

[lapis seal]

That’s fair. They don’t let me come out often.

(kidding)(but am I?)

[lapis seal]

Hey! I was a CM once, too!

https://tenor.com/view/old-boomer-history-84years-many-years-ago-gif-18534104

[whole robin]

Wasn't Bek the head of community relations or something

[terse jackal]

Basically

[queen jolt]

but Bek is Bek ❤️ shhh eco we appreciate you too

[whole robin]

Wait so Eco used to be a CM but what is he now? 🤔

Usually he pops up when an event is broken or something

[queen jolt]

hmmm

[silver parcel]

He's the one we blame for the events.

[terse jackal]

I do the events now

[queen jolt]

he is a firefighter

[lapis seal]

He… is eco

[steel iris]

https://tenor.com/view/luke-mafs-mafsuk-fireman-strip-gif-23079240

[whole robin]

Ohhhhhh so YOU are to blame 🤪 who does the event schedule though??

[queen jolt]

you got the wrong fire fighter

[lapis seal]

https://tenor.com/view/beklikesplants-awkward-awkward-silence-uncomfortable-awkward-smile-gif-10616613393986711136

[steel iris]

you didn't specify

[lapis seal]

Pauly is best Pauly

[low canyon]

You should fix the problem by changing the v'ger events to work with any type.

I just want to do the daily challenge and don't care which vger spawns. @queen jolt

[steady berry]

Hi Bek

[silk wyvern]

No challenge FOR YOU!!

[low canyon]

None of them are a challenge for me 😎😂

[wind thicket]

Eu162 have to kill Orion but in the Systems are only hurak?

[whole robin]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-fire-house-burning-okay-gif-5263684

[silk wyvern]

they identify as Orion

[queen jolt]

but but who will take the new vger orion? #givelovetoorion

[whole robin]

Hurak do love the transogen

[agile bolt]

I just want my account fixed lol, this arc is already bad so no sense in complaining now that its halfway over with no good changes

[steady berry]

https://tenor.com/view/orion-pictures-logo-1982-classics-orion-gif-27356629

[low canyon]

I'll do an orian if anyone show up

[whole robin]

https://tenor.com/view/community-gif-23728528

[remote thunder]

@queen jolt Orions seem to be spawning fine but still not scoring for damage daily

[wind lichen]

its just trash... they think everyone has time to deal with thier incompetencce with real life things happening.

[rustic trail]

Space the final frontier

[wind lichen]

where are you seeing orions?

[rustic trail]

On today’s episode of why scopley failed

[agile bolt]

The really bad thing is that the outpost arcs were better than the current and last one lmao

[queen jolt]

are we sure thats an orion?

[silver parcel]

still see huraks

[silk wyvern]

Doubt..

[remote thunder]

nvm I just looked at my battlelog and it says Syndicate Reaver

[wind lichen]

definitely a hurak. i want to smoke what @remote thunder is smoking

[queen jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/puuung-puung-loveyou-hug-comfort-gif-17745288377410384917

[rustic trail]

Scopely should just sell the game @queen jolt

[wind lichen]

i agree. at least outposts slowly improved but its still a useless event that no one rather not do or care about

[whole robin]

Alll I see is hurak still

[queen jolt]

why slowmode is on

[whole robin]

AWS Issues earlier today

[silver parcel]

because things were on fire

[rustic trail]

When are they not 🤣🤣

[steel iris]

We were bad

https://tenor.com/view/perro-gif-6201273413503704856

[silk wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/you-need-to-fix-this-now-madam-cj-walker-octavia-spencer-self-made-inspired-by-the-life-of-madam-cj-walker-angry-gif-16892650

[queen jolt]

aws aws

[whole robin]

AWS still seems to be having intermittent issues but most can log on now

[lapis seal]

Oh hi!

[steady berry]

How are ya?

[whole robin]

This is why

[solemn plaza]

AWS reported a couple hours ago that their issue has been fully resolved

[rustic trail]

Scopely not fixing anything the one computer they got ina basement somewhere in the middle of nowhere land went out of business 10 patch’s ago

[whole robin]

Oh well people are still having issues logging in and getting kicked off but its intermittent

For like an hour the game was completely broken thiugh

[lapis seal]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-considering-judging-realizing-remembering-gif-12392930

[silk wyvern]

Who cares if anyone can log in, just fix the hostiles. 🤣

[jade narwhal]

guy in my alliance got booted from the game an hr ago. hasnt been able to get back in since

[solemn plaza]

Might be a different issue.
AWS fixed the issue causing the outage earlier, 2 hours ago

[rustic trail]

Ah the light bill

[queen jolt]

we are still loooking into the login issue, while we are waiting your alliance mate can check our https://discord.com/channels/509679626763632640/1468173657514705001

[jade narwhal]

he asleep lol

[lapis seal]

Always doing well when I stop by in here. 🙂 you?

[wheat oracle]

Are Orion hostiles broken back to their launch state, ie not spawning and scoring not working? Or just me?

[whole robin]

How the game feels today

[jade narwhal]

just not there at all lol

[steady berry]

doing pretty well myself thanks 😊

[silk wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/completely-broken-jaredfps-xset-fully-damaged-completely-destroyed-gif-22199718

[jade narwhal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/geek-the-incredibles-writing-schedule-13rQ7rrTrvZXlm

[solemn plaza]

Looks like CloudFlare fixed the issue they were having today as well

[undone carbon]

still loading, since 15 minutes

[whole robin]

I swear they fix something on live but forget to propagate it to their test server so when the next version comes out its broken again

[lapis seal]

While it was a long time ago, I don’t know if I have had as much love in my heart for another ship like I did my Northstar.

[wheat oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-pitchfork-kill-burn-stake-gif-11227021

Fabulous. Well the pitchfork only got a wipe down after login problems last night, so it’s right here where I can reach it 🥳

[whole robin]

Got this ad earlier

Download on desktop ad... On youtube mobile

[jade narwhal]

it was nice but i didnt stay low enough to use it alot

[rustic trail]

🤮 that’s was the worse one I’ve. Built

[jade narwhal]

went straight to ops 39 and it was irrelavent lol

[wheat oracle]

“Tanky McTankface” was mine 🥰

[whole robin]

If you get stuck on that screen restart your game

[lapis seal]

You’ve likely tried already, but have you tested with clearing cache?

[jade narwhal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/star-wars-memes-clankers-xeBE8Qm7tXnmSBB89W

[whole robin]

I mean at least the ad actually shows the games interface though a ship is flying out of his monitor

[stoic carbon]

Oh look....hurak honorgaurd not onions that the event calls for......

Surprise surprise.

Cant blame that on the aws issues....

[queen jolt]

Can confirm now, Bek loved to hunt miners back in the early STFC days 😄

[night oxide]

We are the test servers….

[whole robin]

Some of the previous ads show stuff completely unrelated to gameplay

[jade narwhal]

it was AI lol

[lapis seal]

I’m pretty sure I held off just to keep using it 😂

[jade narwhal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/peanut-butter-pirate-creepy-ChHnrQSnrTquEafqNc

[undone carbon]

was just trying to claim Mission keys, cant be true that every ingame change needs a restart now

[jade narwhal]

a pirate are we @lapis seal

[lapis seal]

Explain yourself!

[whole robin]

https://tenor.com/view/onions-spongebob-squidward-cry-crying-gif-5093325762780948584

[lapis seal]

Wait that was what you named it??

[steady berry]

https://tenor.com/view/explain-captain-kirk-star-trek-the-original-series-please-elaborate-gif-23575377

[whole robin]

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-orange-gif-518378082804983292

[jade narwhal]

i stole 10 mil rare transogen off of one guy earlier 😆 @lapis seal he then tried to crack my base and died without firing a shot lmao

[lapis seal]

Haha I never liked PvP, but I just loved that little guy. He was really doing the will of the prophets.

[whole robin]

I think the obvious solution at this point is to just delete the orions, silents, and gorn and change all the dailies to Hurak

[young parrot]

Are we ever gonna see any compensation chests?. We must be into double figures now surely🤡

[lapis seal]

Noooooo

[whole robin]

Then the Orions will start spawning

[jade narwhal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/disneypixar-pixar-disney-FlMKnQfoIDvpK

i named it sped miner

[wheat oracle]

Yep. It seemed suitable… long distance explorer, and pretty unkillable in those early Carmadas… had to love it, as it was the first money spent I think 😂
It also had some hilarious and epic LatRush wins, zooming to and from base every 25 minutes due to its “limited” cargo..
Great ship, still in my collection 🙂

[steady berry]

https://tenor.com/view/ultimatdjz-ultimatedjz-stfc-star-trek-fleet-command-survey-firepower-gif-26902492

[lapis seal]

Remind me never to bump into you in game

[jade narwhal]

in my defense he had 6 ships out all 0 noded opc. i couldnt help myself

[wheat oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/trek-travolta-transporter-gif-27466611

[rigid orchid]

@queen jolt challenge track is supposed to be orions. That is wrong it is actually hurak. Also there is deal damage event, that is not scoring

[wheat oracle]

Where Orion?

[rigid orchid]

Good morning bek

[whole robin]

I ate them

[queen jolt]

wow no good morning pauly?

[whole robin]

https://tenor.com/view/get-in-my-belly-hungry-gif-5136807321430330592

[queen jolt]

straight to issues

[rigid orchid]

Good good morning Pauly

[jade narwhal]

women more important lol

[queen jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-carell-dont-you-dare-the-office-michael-scott-gif-9247065

[rigid orchid]

After yesterday evening NG can you blame us🤣

[lapis seal]

I feel you. It’s difficult when something pops up again when it’s like this. 😭

[whole robin]

So is it a crying under your desk day yet??

https://tenor.com/view/crying-at-work-gif-22595572

[rigid orchid]

That was hammy last night?

[queen jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/under-the-table-sleep-sleeping-office-tired-gif-4926400

[silver parcel]

we're still under our desks from yesterday and last week

[queen jolt]

this is hammy now

[jade narwhal]

yeah lag has been wild the past couple of weeks alongside bad rollout of the arc and resurfacing of bugs its been bad. tho Scotty's research events are nice

[jade narwhal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GetPartiful-among-us-imposter-game-ysiCYZUJkW3XRb7k9K

[rigid orchid]

Agree missing the new event structure is nice

[lapis seal]

It really was the MVP of the early game. Like I said, I don’t think another ship had my heart nearly as much.

Although, gotta admit I squealed when I finally got my Sally back then, too. 😂😂😂 seems like forever ago

[lapis seal]

Awe this is so cute! “Ope” 😂

[wheat oracle]

👌 the ugly little ship that could 👌

[queen jolt]

I'll grabr breakfast and stretch, then I’ll see you in a bit.

[steady berry]

There’s one with a realta firing eggplants too lol

[queen jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/breakfast-food-syrup-eggs-pancakes-gif-10620450182731105166

[jade narwhal]

unlike past ones its actualy possible to do it and it has reasonable payouts for completions

[steady berry]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-fleet-command-realta-intrepid-riker-eggy-gif-20726096

[wheat oracle]

Lazy orions are sleeping in, kick em out of bed

[lapis seal]

Happy morning!

[whole robin]

US was pretty uneventful last week but I remember EU having issues

[jade narwhal]

my sally rn

[silver parcel]

Orions are on strike, hazardous working conditions, too many ships blowing up on them, clogging the systems up with broken parts.

[whole robin]

I remember scoring lag on US last week but that's about it

[silver parcel]

Scoring lag, login issues, and overall lag

last week

[jade narwhal]

still there. about 20-30 seconds for me

[silver parcel]

scoring issues earlier in the week

[whole robin]

It was many minutes before to where you should just relog to see the sfore

[rigid orchid]

No no it was the Northstar, base raider and fast miner

[whole robin]

But it didnt majorly impact actual gameplay

[jade narwhal]

if possible can we exchange old currencies for mats/rss so we can lighten up the client plz i beg

[jade narwhal]

same

[whole robin]

I still have mine at ops71 hasnt left the dock in over a year though

[lapis seal]

As lame as it is when the issues happen, I do find a small comfort in knowing I can pop in and y’all are still having a laugh with one another.

[visual nova]

Well a donkey never hits a stone twice!, second day in a row can't do it ! It really absurd .

[jade narwhal]

i wish u were on my server 😈

[kindred finch]

Looking forward to the biggest, fattest compchest ever 😍😘❤️

[jade narwhal]

also my northstar @lapis seal

[lapis seal]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-swanson-parks-and-rec-its-so-beautiful-gif-15644547

[civic geyser]

Are we still in the year of hell arc

[lapis seal]

Yes, saying my Northstar was the best for early game!

[jade narwhal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/society-AZ20vUD6ILc6k

[visual nova]

Do you really think they do it? Maybe some parsteel

[jade narwhal]

sig trit better

[stoic carbon]

1 Tal BP and 100k pars....

[jade narwhal]

LOL

[jade narwhal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/marmot-holup-holuplethimcook-kCpg2FYkENfnuvXSsS

[visual nova]

Yeah! Crack a base was easy with the northstar

Raiding was fun

[jade narwhal]

i was realy annoying with mine lol

[lapis seal]

I’ll…….stay over here.

[fervent saffron]

They put the wrong vger hostiles in again, figured best to get the 10 kills daily done now with these easy vger hostiles before they fix their mistake and put the orions in

[rigid orchid]

Am causing damage but not scoring, maybe because not hitting orions??

[visual nova]

Nothing would fit🤣

[lapis seal]

I see you’re ready to submit a love letter for the community event with that photo 🥰

[covert bear]

Hey Scopely, instead of giving us a chest for our troubles... how about you give us a $99.99 credit to get what ever we want?

[wraith moat]

@heady moon vger now broken. After reset I have hurak vger but orion dalies so cant complete that daily challange.

[lapis seal]

I think everyone should have a permanent spot to show off their Northstar.

[covert bear]

https://tenor.com/view/show-me-some-love-dr-mamuwalde-the-house-next-door-meet-the-blacks2-wheres-the-love-love-me-gif-22253449

[jade narwhal]

best pvp crew for it lol

[jade narwhal]

nah dont use it no more

[lapis seal]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-cuban-shark-tank-notes-taking-notes-remember-gif-15073512

[fervent saffron]

Kill the huraks, when they finally fix their mistake you'll just have to do damage, won't matter if you kill the orions

[lapis seal]

The memory of love is so strong

[visual nova]

It's in the barn with a lot of dust on it🤣

[jade narwhal]

yep. this my baby now tho

[terse meadow]

Oh come on! Not again

[wraith moat]

I have the screenshot shows i have

[lapis seal]

I’ll check in on the hostile spawn issue. It was reported earlier but I’ve been hanging out in here 😄

[jade narwhal]

eh i occasionaly pull it out for tcs

[lapis seal]

Gotta admit… I DO love my cube. 😎

[jade narwhal]

has made many people cry lol

[solid kayak]

cube is a duck

[iron sandal]

Good morning everyone

[steady berry]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-cube-ice-cubes-dancing-dance-funny-ice-cube-bfdi-gif-7703718355449281977

[iron sandal]

I see we have some vger problems again 👀😂

[candid quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/kc006-zach-galifianakis-gif-8185892

[visual nova]

YES

[solid kayak]

you should go back to sleep for a couple more hours lol

[candid quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/chop-chop-hurry-up-come-along-now-haste-karl-urban-gif-15594356

[iron sandal]

Awesome, everyday a new fancy bug 😂

[fringe wind]

Amazing, yesterday we needed Gorn and got Hurak. Today we need Orion and get…you guessed…Hurak

[iron sandal]

They are obsessed with hurak lol

[jade narwhal]

un provoked attack btw

[iron sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/nelson-simpsons-martin-the-simpsons-beating-gif-23208666

[solid kayak]

nothing is unprovoked though

[iron sandal]

Just burn them all

[fringe wind]

It’s ever since we rose up with Transogen hate. You will accept Hurak!

[iron sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-star-wars-good-goooooood-evil-gif-12447951

[jade narwhal]

ehh its for the victor to decide

[jade narwhal]

also this

[iron sandal]

Freeman and no state lmao, smart brain - or he had dezoc bellow?

[twilit cypress]

<@&509690795536941056> Since in our EU server there are no comp chests it’s logical to say you haven’t fixed any problems. After all you said the chests would come ONCE the issues were fixed.

[iron sandal]

Dope!

[jade narwhal]

dont know was too busy laughing

[quartz plover]

<@&509690795536941056> Orion dailies but only Hurak hostiles in V’Ger systems

[iron sandal]

Can imagine lmao

https://tenor.com/view/unlimited-power-star-wars-gif-10270127

[jade narwhal]

hit my base at your own risk

[scenic shard]

EU lag compensation chest caught in backlog. Current whereabouts: Fantasia, guarded by Atreyu.

[solid kayak]

they need a vger patch that theyll will need to repatch ever couple months from now on hahahahahahaha

[steel iris]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-come-on-lets-go-never-ending-story-gif-13995468

[jade narwhal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Cirokstarr-sure-yea-right-brehhh-F6oMjrASpBJfNOAVil

[jade narwhal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ford-f450-KQpQcTwkYtGF1UlYMP

[scenic shard]

https://tenor.com/view/no-quitting-bastian-balthazar-bux-barret-oliver-the-neverending-story-gif-2523765391406859418

[hollow pasture]

Wrong ships in V'ger space again

[kindred briar]

any news on when orions spawn? can we get scoring for huroak please

[timber vortex]

Anyone having trouble scoring Orion Recon task?

[kindred briar]

yes

those are huroak

they arent the hostiles we are looking for

[red stag]

Wrong ships in v’gar but makes a of all sms much quicker with hurak 👊

[kindred briar]

they dont score for damage vs orion on my game

[timber vortex]

Ohhh makes more sense

[kindred briar]

did you get orion damage score?

[opal turret]

Still hurak or they fixed it already? Im lazzy to fly 3 mins to 69s system 😂

[fickle geyser]

Wrong hostiles no points. Can we get the orions or nah? Getting annoying now

[kindred briar]

still huroak

[opal turret]

thanks

[red stag]

Do the a avofall sms before they change em 🤣🤣

[scenic shard]

Just blow up some augment hostiles meantime until resolved. Or just go rogue 😂

[iron sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-guns-michael-scott-steve-carell-the-office-pew-gif-14552925

[fickle geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cowboy-finger-gun-pointing-moves-gif-16295587752971155055

[timber vortex]

I finished the x10 and x5 task but nothing of the x100

[quartz spoke]

reset has happen and the vgers are huraks and not orions <@&509690795536941056>

[jade narwhal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jenniferaccomando-emotional-damage-ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN

[fickle geyser]

Community manager is gonna wake up to a headache. Wish they'd just fix it 🙄

[whole robin]

Worst part about cube is being stuck while you tier your epic from 6 to 18 🤪

[whole robin]

CM has been here its been reported they dont do the actual fixing

Pauly Eco and Bek were here scroll up

[fickle geyser]

I meant devs. But fair. Just bored waiting

https://tenor.com/view/dr-steve-briule-john-c-reilly-sleepy-tired-müde-tiresome-gif-14495635250554975059

[scenic shard]

Do something else meantime?

[whole robin]

CM job is to placate us with promises of comp chests

[jade narwhal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tonyawards-theatre-tony-awards-the-tonys-KRxcgvd5fLiWk

[fickle geyser]

Nothing else to do as auto grinding 🤣

[jade narwhal]

lol

[whole robin]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19496241

How I picture the CMs

[jade narwhal]

i mining 6 docks rn lol

[whole robin]

I got 4 surveys out, 2 ships in outpost, eviscerator parked in a system I cant reach otherwise, and squall so I guess 5 surveys but its killing hostiles too

[scenic shard]

Hmm. There's more to life than just STFC. They are aware of the problems.

Go make a hot drink and go outside 😄

[kindred briar]

but its 11pm want to finish before bed

[whole robin]

Had to turn on the air conditioning today in FL... We go back and forth between record highs and record lows lately

[scenic shard]

Ahh. I'm in UK so early am...so trying to motivate myself tbh

[fickle geyser]

Early here too. Got a torn meniscus so going outside needs painkillers to work first 🤣

Got my caffeine just wanting to do orions before painkillers kick in and I can donstuff

[jade narwhal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

[scenic shard]

I need caffeine. But also still in bed (wfh today) so its just trying to avoid stepping out the covers into the cold

[fickle geyser]

I put my heating on timed so I wake up to warmth 😍

[scenic shard]

Yeah...I should do that 😂

[fickle geyser]

Haha. Took me 8 hours to work out how but worth it

[jade narwhal]

try a monster redbull and 5hr energy at once. you will enter the forbidden hour of the day

[fickle geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-cranky-drinking-futurama-philip-j-fry-gif-17657415

[jade narwhal]

it was fun

didnt sleep for 2 1/2 days lol

[scenic shard]

I can't drink energy drinks. Send me batty, like almost a drunk reaction

[pine lava]

woohoo, daily with Orions and you give us Huraks...well done Scopely! 🤣

[scenic shard]

Go away smeldo 🤣

[fickle geyser]

Caffeine with adhd is fun. You concentrate more and your heart rate goes up. Your alertness doesn't change though.

[jade narwhal]

adhd ocd and autism lol

[scenic shard]

I'll stick to caffeine, spectrum and zero empathy. I hate everyone equally

[fickle geyser]

I have 2/3rd of that lol

[jade narwhal]

equal opportunity hater i see. noice

[scenic shard]

Don't let Scottish tourism fool you: we are all bitter beings 😄

[jade narwhal]

good u might like tequila then lol

[scenic shard]

Tequila soda and lime. Its noice

[pine lava]

btw, i love that crazy amount of compensation chests we got by now (sarcasm off) 🤪

[jade narwhal]

only 1 so far

[scenic shard]

1 more than retrieving here 😂

Aeldo, where is brutal

👀

[pine lava]

for every screwed thing the last days one chest, that would make around 20 chests or so 🤣

Don't say his name, Stozzz!!!

[languid elm]

Yes and pull comp chests without an explanation. Like this one.

[pine lava]

maybe we won't get comp chests, cause we got golden shields already! We all love golden shields, they are stylish 🤪

[silver parcel]

It didn't get pulled, it got rolled into the other comp chest, you may not have liked the contents of it, but it was there.

[scenic shard]

1 hout initial golden shield was pretty funny tbh

[fickle geyser]

Yours is still up? I lost my already lol

[silver parcel]

eu shields will have have time left on them

despite losing 10 hours

[scenic shard]

Aeldo p'd on his normal shield this morning hence why it's still golden

[vestal lava]

um. is it known that V'Ger hostiles did not switch to Orions at rest, and the Hurak ones are broken?

[silver parcel]

#🛠-known-issues

[pine lava]

i heard there will be soon a compensation-chest-package in store for just 99.- 🤪

[vestal lava]

ah I see it now

that comp chest should have buff juice for all the folks who tried

[real hamlet]

Sigh ….. The 100 point VGER daily challenge isn’t scoring again

[kindred briar]

any news yet?

[scenic shard]

2 parter. Second for 79.99. Get extra sigma repairs.

[visual nova]

There is no profit in comp. chest so don't get your hope's up!

[kindred briar]

on the broken mission?

[silver parcel]

what broken mission

[kindred briar]

the damage one

challenge points

[scenic shard]

No

[silver parcel]

if you mean the challenge, it's the wrong hostiles, once they hostiles are fixed, it will score

[scenic shard]

Its still goosed

[languid elm]

No it was pulled. The other comp chest was for all players that experienced the same issue. iOS players experienced an extended issue beyond other players by quite a bit and we were promised an additional comp chest for the prolonged issue. You can make up whatever excuse you want, but we were promised a comp chest that was pulled without justification.

[scenic shard]

It went to dev training. Training has been pulled.

[chilly temple]

Oh, so a rerun of the Mantis palava. Never did get that comp

[fickle geyser]

I heard their training was lagged

[scenic shard]

I heard that they can't compute a vhs player

[night frigate]

I see Vger hostiles still aren't spawning correctly

Orion dailies... No Orion hostiles

Another good day for Scopely

[fickle geyser]

There's lag on them appearing

[night frigate]

When isn't there lag?

[scenic shard]

Lag is life

[fickle geyser]

When youre not playing

[solid forge]

When nobody is online 🤷‍♂️

[languid elm]

It’s all Amazon’s fault. 🤪

[scenic shard]

Jeffy B disagrees with this post.

[whole robin]

Yesterday the same thing happened except the daily was for Gorn

[whole robin]

Jeffey B gonna buy discord and ban him for his dissent

[fickle geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-jeff-bezos-inside-job-delighted-joyful-gif-23668069

[scenic shard]

https://tenor.com/view/perhaps-you-should-no-longer-be-a-prime-member-jeff-bezos-south-park-banned-amazon-prime-gif-19503299

[fickle geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/risa-bezos-speedball-gif-19767173

[languid elm]

Jeff is too busy with Blue to notice.

[visual nova]

Do they test things first with a beta team or just put it in and we see what happens ?

[scenic shard]

He is a temu JLP

[fickle geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/sussa-gif-5432297967573209335

[languid elm]

They just do it live, they don’t really test beforehand, saves time and money.

[radiant helm]

So everyone's orion are still hurak?

[scenic shard]

No, mines are onion

[visual nova]

Then it impossible to deliver any quality

[scenic shard]

Profits over Players

[languid elm]

Which is funny, because they were Gorn, yet they changed to Hurak. 🤔

[radiant helm]

Have they accidently changed the respawn time to the wrong reset?

[visual nova]

Sometimes I wonder if they play the game themselves and if they do. I think they're lvl25 or something 🤔

[kindred briar]

It's a several hour process to complete

[north torrent]

Aaaand again the wrong Vger - this now getting a permanent problem scople isnt able to adress???

[scenic shard]

No we got onions

[kindred briar]

Your 108 calls out your server correct?

[kindred briar]

Misunderstood

[fickle geyser]

Really could do with an announcement as to when we can expect the right hostiles today.

[kindred briar]

I know some on twitch had the correct hostile tarpitude said she did I just forgot to ask the server

[visual nova]

On 108

[scenic shard]

If we had orions I'd be doing them rather than having some banter here 🙂 but I do need coffee now

[placid burrow]

These devs are bad at their job. I want a job like that where i get paid to mess things up on a regular bases

[languid elm]

Can’t say I blame the current devs, they are unlikely the original ones that just wrote bad coding on top of bad coding and then each new dev group repeated until it’s impossible to fix the layered bad coding.

[opal meadow]

I did that at my job I'd be sued and bankrupted by now

Build something for a customer. Collapse on day 1. My "fix" lasted 12 hrs. What do u think would happen

Licenses pulled

[visual nova]

That's why I said "stop the new content let us do dailys and play the game as we like. So they have the time to fix it all" .

[green mural]

https://tenor.com/view/leonidas-300-dine-in-hell-testing-in-production-gif-1672425238602097804

[fickle geyser]

Id say throw up the original borg arc focus on fixing server then get happy people.

[quasi gorge]

Let’s do an arc where people can catch up on the already available content, while the team can repair what ever is messing up the game. The more they add, the more complex it gets and the harder a fix is..

[languid elm]

Yeah, that would be the proper thing to do. But they’re just like Ferengi, profit above all else.

[opal meadow]

Didn't they just do that for g3 players?

[fickle geyser]

No idea. Im g6 😅

[opal meadow]

Or just specific events tied to borg

Me too I'm 70 but saw teammates running those lvl 25 borg armada

[fickle geyser]

I did them for the defeat armada ones. Assumed it was same for them lol

[sterile parcel]

🤦 doesn’t look like Orion to me.

[visual nova]

We already been there! 5 years ago I think

[opal meadow]

Need to find a way to appease the bean counters while putting real fixes in

New loops every 2 months obviously isn't enough time to develop test and implement

[fickle geyser]

Add 6 tiers to talios, new borg to cover that, and do the arc again. Can make money that way.

[scenic shard]

Any solo armada related event that is general, I just do texas solos, thousands of directives and no1 else seems to do them lol

[visual nova]

Or NX to lvl 70

[fickle geyser]

Don't think I entered that zone since the ship was maxxed lol

[opal meadow]

Rotating hostiles daily in a single system was doomed to begin with

[kindred briar]

New tiers for talios would be awesome 💯 it's getting dusty

[fickle geyser]

Or cardazsians to 70

[opal meadow]

Surprised it did as well as it did 1st few weeks

[weary mango]

oh orions havnt been released out of the cage yet 😂

[scenic shard]

Same but I have 500k+ directives so may as well 😂

[weary mango]

tot itd be fixed by now

[fickle geyser]

Probably same 😅

[opal meadow]

Remake the defiant into something good. How many people would love that

Defiant was such a let down

[paper swallow]

https://sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_698c3436f45481919411f17b5476c5cf

[fickle geyser]

Disagree. I still use mine for polygons

[prisma relic]

V'ger damagae still being bugged?

[stray swift]

Hamster is colour blind

[fickle geyser]

Wrong hostiles

[opal meadow]

Didn't bother. When I needed buffs titan and/cerritos was plenty

[high onyx]

how do I get the mission "Dark Space"?

[opal meadow]

Gold border missions

Catch up on ur missions from maya

[high onyx]

Maya?