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Lol

Only been to the UK
Who will win
They only like to say mate there
hes irish though
@arctic solstice are you British
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The uk is an odd place
so is ireland sir
They're europeans when they feel like it
There is no way Dan is Irish.
They should not be considered Europeans
he isnt, I just like making fun of him for it
Irish do not easily get in to speaking Portugese/Spanish.
true friends amiright
lolzers
Two peas in a pod.
I mean theres always the language people
Clip that
are you a language people sir
He isn't.
Perhals
Thats a crock of shit.
no you arent
kyo would have went to slap you if you were here
Not in freedomland
Americans don't have to because everyone else decided to make English be taught in their schools.
I know 3 natively
english + prizlish
no
I wouldn't mind Americans having a foreign language as a required course through their entire schooling to gain fluency.
America is just lazy and uses the fact that britain colonised half the world as an excuse
99% of Americans only know English
Good morning
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I concur
sir we had to do our jobs
yes
Dan, surely not. Maybe you

But we have returned
Yea
A little slow
A fly just hit my eye
How

1
2
3
4
Wait, we can't do this here.
A
B
no sir
C
hi
D
=/
Whatās supposed to be after that.. =)?
Gotta wait for him to go to sleep.
Wait Iāll take him to sleep
Nice one dawg
.....
NAH
where is jdawg
Someone check Dan's temperature.
i will take the liberty of deleting ur message jdog
132, fine
not my fault they cant read
Who has been teaching you English?
myself
then I will take the liberty of deleting your command
Did something happen
Woah
Have someone else do it.
Title?
uh huh
What's that?
dan youre making me need to get more coffee
Basically
Average American
Is it a "I can speak English" certification?
and I havent even finished my first cup
Too young for Coffee. Don't do it. It's a trap.
they exist for every language, they're official examsn that provide you with the certification proving you speak that language
im 19 sir 
So young.
Rages from
A1
A2
B1
B2
C1
C2
Just a baby lol
ok oldie
Oh you guys have it like that
did yall wish him a happy bday
Starts at C2 or A1?
Its like that everywhere
e?
a1
its not

C2 is proficiency
Itās way different here
Nice.
Oh that changes everything
ALsudif
Mlzetl?
U go by the little wors

First advanced & proficient?
What
Words
yeah dan, you're definitely prof
lmfao
A, b junior - a, b, c senior, pre-lower, lower, pre-proficiency, proficiency
Danās junior
it's basically the same
Some non-native english speakers actually speak English better than natives.
indeed
Especially from americans
Mainly because u have to learn all the different rules
Well, that is just different dialects.
Like if somebody asked me whats the 2nd person singular of the verb to be in spanish
I wouldnt know
You have British English and American English. That's the two main ones.
Like Id know, but i wouldn't be able to categorise it
Whatās the 2nd person singular of the verb to be in Spanish?
Who knows
Antipodean English* I believe that is what the Brits call it.
Not me
Id like to say "es" but who knows
yall and your complicated courses
You don't remember First Second and Third person tenses?
Stitch will be a junior?
Its basically being able to greet lol
thats not a thing here sir

no but wtf is A1 and all that
it is if u were learning a language
European thing.
I just have ENGL 111 lol
We started a whole chat about that sir
still confusing sir
There isn't a language proficiency certification system in the US.
The Common European Framework of Reference for Languages (CEFR) and international language standards explained by the experts at Cambridge English.
Im not making this up like
do you go to cambridge sir
Stitch would NOT read that
very true
Each language has one, the english one is done by university of cambridge
That's understood. There just isn't a foreign language proficiency certification system in the US.
In cambridge obviously
Im sure u could take a test
just not for english obviously
Cuz imagine you needed german for a specific job
How are u gonna prove it
You speak it.
By speaking that specific level
If u werent native
why would you need a specific level
smh
There's different levels of understanding of the grammar and nuances of the language.
Is every American like stitch?
no lol
Thank god
America is far too large. You effectively have little countries within one country.
believe it or not, theres quite a few people dumber than me
No one is alike here.
yes there are some crazy people over there
Have you been to the US?
as much as id hate to say this, there are millions of people dumber than u
LMAO
Where to?
Iām going Dan team again, weāre bullying stitch now
WOAHHHHHHHHHH
Florida, washington & philly
Df
and why philly
Dc
Family
fair enough
Lots of spanish speakers in Florida.
no wonder
makes sense
I dont know why americans hate on florida
We don't.
florida man
some do

summer and its still freezing
Nope
close enough
so is the north pole
It's honestly not cold at all in the summer.
Just the rivers because that is glacial melt.
deci if its not over 28°C
Its not flipflop worthy
convert sir
so helpful
Did i guess correctly
Avg summer temp in Alaska is 70 F, around 21 C
oh i may have
That doesnt seem right

It's ~ 20 hours of sunlight...
still
how do you sleep
Blackout curtains lol
u close the curtain
No sunlight
Highest suicide rates in the country in the Winter time.
sir how would you know that 
Theres this place in greenland
I've been there.
Where theres no sunlight for like 2 straight months
is it green
no its ironically not
damn
Lmfao
They probably just thought iceland was further up
They were technically not wrong
But they are
I wonder if J is old enough for this...
I DID NOT MAKE THIS VIDEO - ONLY UPLOADED IT!
This vid is soo nice XD - LYRICS :
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on the bun
We be up in this dri...
The spanish version is way better than this
No offense
I speak english too
And its bad
The spanish one has rhythm
McDonalds Spain asked them to make a remix
For the new chicken big mac ad
people are saying its bad
I tried it, its so bad
4 months ago??
I think so
They gonna have to go back to the "Where's the beef!?" ad.
it was worse than the original big mac somehow
whats a fake chipotle to you sir
a restaurant
Thats basically chipotle
Same business model
But named something else
in this case "TULA"
and in a country wheres theres no chipotle
No thats just pathetic
And they'd get sued
im very aware
Dipotle
hence why I asked
Its a good name actually
something you irish people would do

Kinzy the children are fighting again.
It is...
lol
they grow up so fast
says the kid

I wonder who is the junior here 
quite literally too
you are currently
Are you younger than Jdog?
But not anymore

Yes
Gotta respect your elders...
Jdog doesnt apply here
in hierachy and age
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Oop, Dan opened his DMs
That it is actually.
when is it fixed
It will be worked on very quickly. Just gotta be patient with the staff.
ok
deci
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my bad
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hey guys!!!
Hello
Earthquake 
Hi
Hey sac
Hru jim
jim are you thinking again
Thinking? Whats that

yes that sir
That 


sac is really thinking

Double thinking š¤
big ceos make big moves

deci is also thinking
Deci is doing a lot of things right now.
deci is a busy deci
Thinking would definitely be one of them.
everyones thinking
SFW server sirs.
its a cat sir
It's a twerking cat*
Is that even a word?

it is now
It is not.
Let me think 
Lot of that going on today.
indeed
Holy shit Iāve got like 10 notifications about the earthquake
What earthquake?
what he said
Itās quite far away, I only felt the 5.8 one. Thanks tho 
Yea, it hasn't hit the global news yet.
only thing I've heard of the earthquake is from you
Yeah obviously
One reason i love the uk is we have no natural disasters
Also no animals that can kill us
Xd
Yea but the overcast weather all the time is depressing.
Wym, you donāt like the whole world being permanently grey? š
Nah.. I like sunlight.
Yeah we had our last sun a few weeks ago

That's crazy.
Now weāll barely have any till like spring, apart from a few clear mornings
Hi invalid killer
do you have every news sir 
I like google
Firefox >
I don't.
._.
Kinda ready for the DOJ to break em up.
Deci what search engine do you use
Google.
ddg for the engine and firefox for the browser š»
Chrome is a browser. Not a search engine.
Whatās ddg
Duckduckgo
Chrome is even worse to be honest. It gives Google even more ability to collect data on you.
Firefox is starting to go down the same hole.
Probably gonna swap to Brave soon.
Opera used to be my favourite, but itās fucked up on iPhone
What did i miss
Conversations
I haven't tried Brave so I can't really make a judgement on it for myself.
thats why im a basic bitch and choose everyones favorite, safari
If I was you I would say āit wasnāt stitchā
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Safari is just Apple's version of Chrome. Still collects data. Just sends it to Apple instead.
Everything collects data bruh
U got 1 thing right
I just choose which ui is better
LMAO
I wonder which you're referring to
Go check yourself out on pentester.com it'll change your perspective on keeping your online data footprint minimal.
It's nuts how much is out there and so easy to find.
Me too
can I check out dan 
jim
If you knew some basic IRL information about him you could probably get his login info just from a search....
well his name is daniel
Well thats a bit creepy
oh so thats a bit creepy
You could probably just search his Discord account and see what that is linked to and find his address, family member's addresses, etc.
I searched it and it gave me ādisaster Danielā
I'll get there eventually
It's disgusting.
We'll see
will it say he's the worst TT Support Member 
asking for a friend
Go find out 
Is your password PleaseDontBanMe
One way to find out
sac you need to try it
š¤š¤
Try and search āDanielā
no that would be under James
I found u
LMAO
Mr Von Fange
he seems like the type
Dan are you Irish

Nah.. Dan wouldn't be dumb enough to use his full name in his Discord username in any sense.. I would hope.
have you met him sir
Yea but I gotta hope he isn't that bad off.
Iāve seen people attach their Facebook to their discord
hi dacrifice sir
I dont get why
He said his username sir, not display name
Damn u got me
that and paypal
Nah i meant sacrifice lol
Oh
Yup
Sacrifice is essentially my username
nobody calls him upuri lol
I think I just reached 10 urgent notifications
Duckrifice
tf is an urgent notif
Arenāt you an iPhone user sir
The emergency things
earthquakes are fun sir
ā¦
...
daniel is my full name
?
Or u mean surname too
Surname as well.
Is it sean
Meaning the "vf" wouldn't be part of your actual name. I would hope.
maybe
dan 
Sam?
But i did have my surname at some point
I would strongly recommend changing that....
you wouldnt be able to find me
š
Its a really common surname
You'd be surprised.
Sac is is Sam?
lol
Sam
It's absolutely disgusting how easy it is to find people these days.
Seems like a good name for sac
I honestly wouldn't mean that much
Deci are you a hacker by any chance
No, but I am very security conscious.
Put it this way, the 2fa on my Discord account is a physical Yubikey. You can not access my account without the physical key.
You shouldn't be staff in any server if you don't have that
It's air gapped. You can't hack that.
Why has sati not made that a requirement
dan you dont have a physical yubikey

2fa is a requirement.
I meant 2fa
There is no way it isn't.
It's not...
...
I mean, you'd assume they have it
thats not smart.
Its in the server settings
Yes
Wick will quarantine you if you start kicking too many people.
Priz learned that the hard way
But like
Getting hacked & having access to tickets isnt great
dan LOVES quarantine
There would be a sufficient reason if a manager quarantined another staff member.
That's the whole purpose for the feature.

Or just strip your roles.
Timing Dan out? Count me in.
I agree
But yea, you could do a 2fa SS requirement.
That's what we did on the server I used to manage.
Did u hear that maam @opaque warren
Applicants were required to send a SS of an enabled 2fa before it was even considered.
May u suggest it in the admin chat
Suggest what
pinging management? banned
I mean thereās no reason why someone wouldnāt have it enabled
People just don't think to do it unless they are provoked to think about it.
2fa is sort of obsolete if you don't have native perms... particularly as a probie
Then again I've had 2fa since like... the dawn of time
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Had $tts ready
Well easier to get Compromised
I mean I am not disagreeing, I am just saying probies don't get any perms in the first place lol.
Im telling Yahya and Joker you said that

Well they had pinging perms everywhere until....
the incident
they didnt have that either
Until you, uncompromised, screwed it up for them.
they did sir
They didnt need them
excuse me?
we had nothing sir
Good luck with that one Jdog
I had pinging perms lol
And now you don't
Nope

yes i do
I do have good luck
Unless ur the public relations manager
Exactly my point
š

I shouldn't be surprised that you have an emoji for each emotion you express
I have a LOT of stitch emotes 
don't worry I blame Dan
oh good
How dare you dan
my favorite probie in this moment
Calling probies losers? Fired.
Telling Yahya you said that...
for everything
I said in this moment maam
and now that the moment is over
they're both my favorite
mhm

see dan, thats how you save yourself
nah, everything bad happens it's because of you
woah
I did not
The concern isn't for just probies. Anyone's account can get hacked at any time. Just takes getting token logged or something.
Absolutely nothing actually
ur not gonna get warned for that lol
smh
unless your name is danielvf_ you wont get warned for it
Don't worry, there's a difference between reply pinging in a chat and reply pinging to get my attention for questions because you're impatient.
if your name is danielvf_ we have bigger problems
dan
Particuraly dan
i dont reply ping to random messages to get anyone's attention lol
Theres a probie chat?
I prefer the second option
dan you love pings though
No..
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Albert loves pings.
i do
so then

uhh!
I can't be the only one confused by what he meant right then, right?
Hey guys 
You aren't
Ok good
Hi lias
Hi Lias
its not that hard
Hey 
hi lias
such a meanie
Goes to show you're slow
lol
no im allowing the probiess
#šāweekly-poll that is not daily š
Dans fault
Dan do your job 
they are regular polls

Do it Dan.
Doesn't mean you can't do more.
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no but jdog could do one
You are an event moderator.
dw I got next event
Do you prefer to be demoted from event team
well thats not the best poll!
stop reminding me
Jdog just hosted Gartic...
and I host next
Thatās not a pollā¦
i was there too like
Jdog and Dan fought over Gartic and Jdog still won the fight to the death
Youre right I should fire him
need a replacement for mods?
lol
Need a replacement for another mod?
I got 2 cool ppl
||Jim and deci||

You forgot lias lias
i dont want to be mod sir
aww thanks 
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I like dim and jeci
Debateable

have you watched "the rookie"?
little bit
Youāre the main character stitch
lmao same
i was at a time disadvantage
Woah
it was 2 am for me
well till the part where tim has a doppelgƤnger called dim? 
"Several people are typing"
Haven't seen that in a hot minute.
im not nathon fillion sir 
If it was 2 am for you then
Btw donāt even hesitate to join convos, Dan lurks and thatās worse
its been a hot minute lol
Youāre a rookie tho
nuh uh
riddle me this dan
i wanna watch it
i didnt tho
and i meant at the time of the discussion
not the actual event
dan
lias
do you have ?ban access 
?ban
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aww

Sir.
maam
are u misgendering members
Dan you canāt talk
cuz then you could do ?ban danielvf Get outa here!
I feel discriminated against.
no im adding spice to this
I hate how you made that rhyme well
it would rhyme better if i spelled out hr
fear and here are too close
but yes it was a good one
have no fear, human resources is here
stitch dont ignore me!

maybe a bit too long now
have no fear, light is here
Rule 2 for sure.
is perfect length not an option
I guess not
smh
SFW
this is very SFW sir

length of a sentence is very safe sir
dan
But you didnāt
but i didnt wanna be the dirty minded one
yes?
hows that C2 going
get banned!
can u shush
We already know you are
im not making it up like
?ban danielvf_ Get whooped outa here!
You're one to talk?

Oop

me
š
jim knows how to do it
MEAN
oh I do still have that dont I
"Lias" is not a pronoun. By definition it is a noun... more specifically a proper noun. 
you should keep them
Donāt change it theyāre accurate
Soo
bitchy stitchy
š¤!!!!
||jokes on you!||
I identify as Iām a boy I promise
Jim The Cow
jimthecow
i'm a boy i promise.
Who doesnāt
its 2 seconds
E
i wouldn't mind it either
Still too much
Then live like this
but then i'd have to give up my supportship
You donāt want me to answer that
im a good support

most messages most reps most tickets
most languages
until maud
well tied with kenzy actually

you dont have most tickets sir
and I doubt most messages
active staff
I'm sure someone has more tickets...
active staff
thats debatable
def beat you in tickets
You haven't been here as long as some of the OGs. lol
managers dont count smh
yes they do
Of course they count.
smh
The whole team does. It's all staff.
do gone staff count too
yes
Still a record that has to be broken.
Do you get to know your ranking?
thats a big gap sir
claimed ticket count are on the db
then theres the important count
important count?
yea
Define?
aww
Not all tickets are counted? 
Of course.
doesnt mean we havent been in it
Ah
ALREADY?
ofc
I swipe sir
i need to up my game
Lias
yes?
Wanna roulette 12k?
nuh uh!
lol
you don't.
Surprisingly you do actually and it is in cash (robbable)
Dan isn't paying attention to #premium-commands
what a great reminder
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