💬┃en_offtop

[gray jetty]

Needless to say I’m not happy

[devout quiver]

Massachusetts mfers driving up to New Hampshire stores to avoid sales tax

[rotund horizon]

This...I

this can't be real right,am I in a dream right now ?

[bitter hearth]

What is this

[bitter hearth]

What did shrek do

[worldly thunder]

it seems that it is true(

[rotund horizon]

I...

[bitter hearth]

Why does he look like not shrek

[rotund horizon]

after 15 fu-c-king years

Shrek 5 was finally revealed

[worldly thunder]

new graphics spoil old characters(

[rotund horizon]

I was 5 when Shrek 4 came out

*almost 5

[bitter hearth]

Probably, it might end up something like megamind 2 and everyone hates it but, could be diffrent too

[bitter hearth]

Shrek vc watch party when

[rotund horizon]

some day

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/savingprivateryan-ww2-old-soldier-matt-damon-gif-4203998

[bitter hearth]

Car

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[rotund horizon]

Bongbong blunt

[stray osprey]

2 new kots spotted at the same kot cam

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[stray osprey]

Should I dispense kibbles on his head

[stray osprey]

Kibble dispensed, must be really hungry, still eating away.

[fluid umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/1000-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-stare-stare-cat-gif-9115771550648520289

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

YES

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[stray osprey]

Wish I can continue watching the kot cam, but I have to do note taking for class presentation now

[worldly thunder]

https://youtu.be/8B1EtVPBSMw?si=zyp5GC52uOBHK4Mq hype

[slate trail]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

dawg what is this like/dislike ratio

[slate trail]

real Massachusetts experience

[nocturne olive]

Yes

[neon vale]

New hampshire mfers when they drive into mass and get a ticket for having no auto insurance

[alpine vapor]

the definitive tarkov experience 🔥 I wasted 500k roubles on this build expecting it to be horrible but damn it is actually viable lmao

[devout quiver]

That’s because Staties in Mass are utter pricks

[nocturne olive]

The surnames of people in tarkov 🌚

[mossy fable]

Tf

It's still treated like a stupid quest item this is very very annoying

That's basically 4.3kg wasted over a stupid bug

[simple prairie]

does anyone here know how to solve this?

[tight panther]

@wild mulch Omg
Cat in a helmet

[alpine vapor]

[wild mulch]

Where?

[tight panther]

You!

[leaden tulip]

Thank for the coookie

[tight panther]

[sharp hamlet]

Kot Emperor of Mankind.

That's new, last time I checked he was a God Emperor.

[leaden tulip]

I'm glad to see the good word of the Emperor has even reached the zone

[tight panther]

he is a cat and that's the main thing

[mossy fable]

I'm just gonna stop playing stalker for the moment sure I could just hand the gun over but the gun is pretty good so as much as it sucks this will hinder my gameplay experience because I lose my ability for choice

[devout quiver]

He’s a cat, thus god is implied in the name

[wild mulch]

40Kot gang
Theres bunch of people here with Cat themed 40K names

[leaden tulip]

How do I get more fun roles hakansnmd

[sharp hamlet]

For Bast(et.)

[wild mulch]

Such as @twin cairn or @icy pebble

[icy pebble]

I'm not here

or am I

[tight panther]

I would like that too

[sharp hamlet]

(Reference to Asmodai, the Master Interrogator-Chaplain of the Dark Angels.)

[leaden tulip]

The burden of wanting the drip but not knowing where to get it

[icy pebble]

stick around for events

and earn ranks by talking

[leaden tulip]

Oh really ok, 🫡

I wish I could edit my server name but meh, all well

[icy pebble]

and choose a faction in #👥┃faction-choice

[devout quiver]

I wonder if there is gonna be a Faction Wars event this year

[leaden tulip]

Thank you thank you

[devout quiver]

Or if that was just a pre-release thing

[tight panther]

I think they will do it to attract more attention to their game.

[leaden tulip]

I really hope more attention gets brought to the games they are so fun, I'm still really new but I'm having a blast

[tight panther]

My break is over, I'm off to pray to the Monolith.
Have a nice time, brothers, sisters and heretics 🫂

[worldly thunder]

bring back my shrek

[neon vale]

killing people

[leaden tulip]

On it chief

[mossy fable]

Oof I know him

[shrewd zinc]

ukraine 🇺🇦 wolf 🐺

[rich blade]

Do cool stuff

[leaden tulip]

I can do a kick flip

[mossy fable]

What it was doing the last 2 hours

[rich blade]

OK that's EPIC

[mossy fable]

Now it's all good lol

[leaden tulip]

Yeah but you gotta turn around cuz I get stage fright but trust

[whole sable]

I am about to start the vid where he dynos it

[gray jetty]

they don't in the vid

there just getting it ready

[bitter hearth]

Being awesome and cool, and killing people

[leaden tulip]

Just like Dante

[neon vale]

penjakulas rahim

[stray osprey]

There's the Da Vinci Wolves Battalion. They're pretty based.

[wispy knot]

Gary Indiana actually

That place is a shit hole

[gray jetty]

Me and my mate drove down the Delaware strip and man

It’s just depressing

Some cool cars sprinkled around but

That’s it

[wispy knot]

The US is literally a sinking ship rn

[gray jetty]

I mean that’s jsut Delaware

There’s nothing there

It’s like West Virginia

Me and my bro were looking while we were driving trying to see a single notable business

Nothing

3 meat packing factories and that was basically it

[slate trail]

yeah the animation looks goofy

[worldly thunder]

Minecraft movie better

[slate trail]

TRUTH

[worldly thunder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDklJElR4xE 🙏 give update!!!

[bitter spruce]

[stray osprey]

Very orange kot

[verbal marlin]

I did a thing

[peak field]

This horror ahh screenshot i took

[viscid dust]

I didn’t know PlayStation made their controllers with dogs noses 😔

[pseudo moat]

evening en offtop

[viscid dust]

Good evening

[pseudo moat]

whats going on?

[stray osprey]

about to stream game with a friend, hopefully wifi doesn't shit itself

[pseudo moat]

lol cant you just run a lan cable? if it matters - you dont want wifi

[stray osprey]

I am using that cable thing, if that's what it's called. But connection still dips occasionally even with that.

[pseudo moat]

yeah its called a lan or ethernet cable - the wireless should drop in and out, but the wired connection in most houses is typically stable. here we have a wired router, and the wifi comes off of that so that if the wireless routers overwhelmed the primary is still wired.

cheap router internetbox combos will work poorly tho, we have all our own stuff and dont use anything from our ISP

[idle ermine]

today
ill draw Vargam / raging wolf set

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/yuu-yuuri-girls-last-tour-silly-based-gif-4215984963617950309

[icy pebble]

green goop > anime girls, so yes

[rotund horizon]

scientific Okuu>green goop>anime girls,so yes

[simple sage]

cuh123 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[rotund horizon]

Black pigeon

Most pigeons that I've seen are blue-ish gray,some are white-brown,but I've never seen a pigeon with black feathers until now

[dim perch]

Huh, cool. Pure white pigeons are also nice

[rotund horizon]

Yeah.Tho I've never seen a pure white pigeon.

Birds,in general, are nice.Especially pigeons,crows,ravens and sparrows

[icy pebble]

hmm, perhaps a bit melanistic

or it just escaped from a chimney in need of sweeping

[sacred idol]

I never see a white pigeon because theres never peace in my world

Oh hey I leveled up hells yeah

[slate trail]

Imagine being China and seeing your greatest rival completely collapse within the next four years from utter incompetance and the most braindead decisions

[icy pebble]

let's stay away from politics

[slate trail]

true

[dim perch]

Yeah birds are cool

[icy pebble]

bruh...

I said it not a minute ago

[sacred idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841075298195472434/1285455239557808211/attachment-3.gif

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/the-dude-lebowski-big-stirring-old-man-gif-17861619

[slate trail]

ts goes so hard 🔥

[rotund horizon]

Your cosplay was the amongst the best things from the server ngl

And yes,this meme was made by me

[pseudo moat]

lol does someone active here larp as a STALKER?

I know groups have meetups where they all do it and camp lol

[rotund horizon]

That's not larping,that was just a cosplay

Everyone in the server was making memes about It.Those were the good old days

[pseudo moat]

before my time ig

been active since the week s2 dropped basically

/w/ still has meetups for it apparently lmao asked my buddy if he still does them, yes first week of spring their renting a campground and going to pretend its ww3

[devout quiver]

Somebody keeps drawing these on the whiteboard at work

[reef rover]

Bro vibin

[icy pebble]

Oh shid, didn't know you went by a different name!

also thanks^^

[rotund horizon]

You're welcome

[teal oracle]

LIL GUY

[bitter spruce]

there's a deeper meaning

[simple sage]

partizan3517 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[devout quiver]

Whoops

[devout quiver]

His expression does say “get me the hell out of here” so I agree

[bitter spruce]

were you trying to say fuсk

[gray jetty]

Fuck

[bitter spruce]

imagine

[sacred idol]

screw off john lennon

[devout quiver]

Yes I even censored it with * but Wolf still kicked my ass

[robust pike]

wish me luck guys on my way to an airsoft skirm rn

33/34 people signed up itll be fun

[sharp hamlet]

How bad does a word have to be to be censored in a STALKER server?

[fluid umbra]

Psychopomp

[teal oracle]

Yes

[fluid umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/1000-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-stare-stare-cat-gif-9115771550648520289

[gray jetty]

Apparently devs of metro exodus are making a new game

https://youtu.be/gIleDPTu9XI?feature=shared

[sharp hamlet]

Is this John Halo?

[gray jetty]

Brand new ip apparently

[sharp hamlet]

Definitely is John Halo.

[fluid umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-cat-drink-baby-gif-9260746542330197610

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004215299459002428/1334092147271536661/attachment-5.gif

[tepid stone]

wtf slenderman

[sharp hamlet]

When I'm playing STALKER and I spot Слендармейн (Slenderman.)

[devout quiver]

Me when I play any online game.

[slate trail]

the art design and description reminds me of Crysis

[gray jetty]

Agreed

[idle flame]

Crysis 4 when

[slate trail]

never, crytek fired a bunch of workers and they have their cash cow with that hunt showdown game anyways

[void kelp]

Hello. Where is the general channel? Where you can talk about everything as long as it respect the rules?

[devout quiver]

That would be en-offtop for English speakers or ua-offtop if you speak Ukrainian

So you’re in the right place basically

[void kelp]

Even stalker? Or that's a diferent channel?

[devout quiver]

If it’s discussion about Stalker 2 that would be in the #⭐┃nospoilers_general . If you wanna talk about the original trilogy that would be in #⭐┃trilogy-general

if you wanna talk about stuff with spoilers then you gotta go to the S2 spoilers general chat

[idle flame]

Ye, I know, I know..

Pretty sad, isn't it?

[void kelp]

Who wants to talk about the entire half life-portal franchise?

[void kelp]

So stalker 2 is stalker 2 channel, stalker trilogy has stalker trilogy channel and this channel is everything else?

[devout quiver]

Yeah basically

[void kelp]

Thanks comrade. 🫡

[sacred idol]

what de friggin frig guys..

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929036238244167720/984214439781859388/redditsave.com_5dagu48evd491.gif

[bitter spruce]

sorry please go to #en_entire-halflife-portal-franchise

[sacred idol]

war now

[bitter spruce]

#en_war-now

[sacred idol]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExY2tzcmI3aWFhcHJ1NXczNW01cjc0MGo0a3h2bm53amxrdDlrdWo4MiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/wsimghA85BdCYam1sx/giphy.gif

war now

[mossy fable]

I'm at a crossroads I don't know if I like the partner which is an EM1 variant or the GP37 better

[rotund horizon]

#en_Aryanzona

Huh?

[bitter spruce]

what

[bitter spruce]

who deleted that

[gray jetty]

Idk

I didn’t even see it

What ever it was

[bitter spruce]

#en_نحن نقائل في سبيل الله

[bitter spruce]

it was Arabic

[gray jetty]

Oh dunno then

https://www.ebay.com/itm/165570216420?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=a65lyaftrne&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=MV2YSEy-QPe&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Lmao

[thorn cove]

[mossy fable]

Legit

I still hate PSI dogs and those dumb rats not the wolfrats but the actual rat rats

They are just giant ammo wasters

[dire steppe]

did they just destroyed faction chats? Cant see my nooners

[rocky adder]

Same cant see freedom

[stray osprey]

it got archived recently

[barren knoll]

How it's going guys

[urban coral]

Gone but not forgotten

[urban coral]

'Sup dawg

[barren knoll]

What's new here?

[urban coral]

Good question, I haven't been around in a while

[barren knoll]

Same. Maybe longer than you
I drink for a little, and have a mood for talk

[uncut token]

Ive been gone like a year

[urban coral]

Ayo

Pepsi

[uncut token]

Yo

[urban coral]

It's been ages

[uncut token]

Ikr

I just installed something on my car

[barren knoll]

So it's some "olds" here. Nice to meet you two

[uncut token]

Nice to meet you too

[urban coral]

Says the other Veteran

[gray jetty]

Now you can drive up behind people when there speeding and scare them

[uncut token]

Lol

Its more so if i hit deer again it wont break as much

[urban coral]

Wouldn't the deer break even more?

[uncut token]

No it shouldnt

[gray jetty]

Just hit the deer going 150mph

Deer will explode into a million chunks of meat

[uncut token]

Might crack the bumper more thats about it

This bolts right onto my crash bar, frame its tight too

[gray jetty]

Unless your in my Miata

Then your just dead

Car would fold me into a pretzel

[uncut token]

Thats how it was in my neon

I have a truck now too

The heater/AC fan blower motor went so theres no heat rn

Thats coming in the mail aswell on the 3rd

[gray jetty]

My Subaru has both heat and ac

It’s epic

[uncut token]

So does my dodge charger

I love my dodge more than my ford

[stray osprey]

[bitter spruce]

I HATE IT

[tight panther]

At least 4 days have passed
Yes, many of our brothers were also upset about this.
(Even though we hardly used that chat, we used it to invite brothers to "an extended version of this chat"

Don't worry, I heard that the channels will return.

[sacred idol]

behold real classical art

[rotund horizon]

https://youtu.be/oWHtkk7qPQg?si=MwsctzdJW9yjSA24

[candid cloud]

Dude is drinking petrusheviy chai 👁️👄👁️

[leaden tulip]

I have an off topic meme

Where can I send it LOL

[stray osprey]

here

[sacred idol]

mortal cumbia

[languid dock]

Heg guys, are there people from US that use Amazon?

[stray osprey]

Don't really use that for much, other than buying aquarium supplies. Cheaper there than instore for the same thing. (I'm in the US)

[languid dock]

I'll DM you

[stray osprey]

Uh, is it necessary

[bitter spruce]

HELL YEAAAH

proud Prime subscriber

[stray osprey]

Every once in a while there are pretty decent games from Prime Gaming.

[pseudo moat]

wussup yall?

I just learned they extract kratom, and put its active chemical in a vape, and people are getting strung out. lol

anyone 25 and up has prolly been around spice, its wierd to me people still wanna consume mystery drugs the tobacco store sells lol

[worldly thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-angry-cat-mad-cat-mad-death-stare-gif-2007099240114134459

[pseudo moat]

m e o w

[bitter spruce]

those same people then go complain how doctors push mystery drug prescriptions

[pseudo moat]

the funny part is kratom is relatively harmless, but this, you can OD on it and detox requires a hospital, its real drugs.

idk my local vape store sells them so i did some research for lulz and what I found was dark lol

[bitter spruce]

some energy drinks have drugs in them

[pseudo moat]

only the good ones

[bitter spruce]

i tried one called Ghost and it had a bunch of branded drugs and chemicals in it

[gray jetty]

who ever controls the spice controls the universe

[bitter spruce]

i bet you haven't even read the books

[gray jetty]

ive not your right

have you?

[pseudo moat]

books are good

[bitter spruce]

no

[gray jetty]

then why you saying that buddy!!!!!!!!!!

[bitter spruce]

because its STUPID!!!!!

[pseudo moat]

I read em in jail, not much else to do

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/shai-hulud-sandworm-dune-worm-dune-dune-2-sardaukar-gif-5826933029886743139

[pseudo moat]

i also read harry potter and Lotr and the hobbit lol

[sacred idol]

you didnt tell me you went to jail

[gray jetty]

hes said this before

[sacred idol]

I wasn't present before

[pseudo moat]

convicted felon, mariguana, i got a whole drug taskforce with rifles, its being removed from my record currently

[pseudo moat]

this was in 2014, been awhile lol fugged up ten years of life, and their all like "oh maybe that wasnt fair since we legalized and decriminalized right after"

[worldly thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/gothic-game-gothic-gothic2-gif-25095536

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/giygas-cat-giygas-cat-earthbound-mother-gif-6758537315052985815

Some air bubbles are there when I shake it but still very functional.

[gray jetty]

lmao

[sacred idol]

chat peep the horror

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-sad-cat-snaugz-gif-25724376

[pseudo moat]

whats everyone up to? I am playing yokai watch lol

[twin cairn]

just vibing gonna make some dinner here soon

[dim perch]

Just setup an xp system on my server. Listening to music rn and will probably go to sleep soon

[stray osprey]

Finished eating chicken, probably going to play game for a bit

https://tenor.com/view/sidorovich-gif-20097310

[pseudo moat]

thats a lot of fun! we got a xeon based unit we use to run vms from our network 🙂 xp and vista are ways we idley browse the web and do stuff for lulz

[dim perch]

I wanna eat chicken so bad rn

[pseudo moat]

yeee i should prolly do same, torn between a ramen and grilled cheese or chicken patties lol

[shrewd zinc]

the only good morning you need 🐺

[nocturne olive]

Hm

[umbral niche]

Went exploring (trespassing)
Almost got jumped by coyotes

[nocturne olive]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-привет-хеллоу-мир-мир-манера-gif-15187504989730674057

[nocturne olive]

Fun fact the renegades like to eat batat

[twin cairn]

another reason to hate them!

[hardy sorrel]

https://youtu.be/ny-hqGPSUWE?si=L_zUoHyic_Pic0Oy

[neon vale]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3272300/Yasuke_Simulator/

Steam

Yasuke Simulator

In a land where samurai roam and power is defined by the sword, Yasuke—the only African warrior to rise to the ranks of the samurai—steps into the pages of history like a walking plot twist. It’s 1579, and Yasuke’s arrival in Japan alongside Jesuit missionary. Join Oda Nobunaga and help him unite all of Japan.Features🗡️Play as YasukeEmbrace your...

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Mar 20, 2025

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@gray jetty i am oda nobunaga. i am daimyo. you will be my samurai

[nocturne olive]

Huh

[stray osprey]

bulba

[neon vale]

Бульба

[rotund horizon]

And so...

The monthly Ramadan fasting has begun

[pseudo moat]

that involves monthly fasting?? I didnt know that!

I intermittent fast myself damn near daily - but its because I have a slow metabolism and cant move much and dont wanna get fat lol

[remote raven]

is there a memes channel? i've been needing to stock up on funnies before departing to the zone again

[pseudo moat]

nah ppl post memes here tho

[stray osprey]

Well this place is basically where the off topic memes go, there's also #🤨┃stalker_memes for stalker relates memes

[remote raven]

thanks

[remote raven]

swag, i'll look out for some

[pseudo moat]

yeah this would be where stuff settles without a home, myself included

[stray osprey]

You can also have a look in #🤨сталкер-меми_ua

[pseudo moat]

whats the proper name for that type of font/text?

[stray osprey]

It's just the Ukrainian meme channel

Man I don't know why discord on desktop refuses to load videos every once in a while, it's just playing audio.

[pseudo moat]

right but i wanna call that text russian, im sure thats not what it is lol other places use it

us americans dont leave eagleland much lol

[pseudo moat]

I never play them because it wants to play the ads, I always click it over to my browser

[stray osprey]

nah, not that link youtube videos, just the video files people send on discord. Sometimes it just plays audio with still image.

[pseudo moat]

https://youtu.be/o0CFeS_EJR4?si=LMEnnXuiGqNmv1n5 I wonder how much he had to bribe his city to let him do this lol been going on over a year now

its what it seems - he built a lift and batcave under his house in the uk

[stray osprey]

if you were asking about the writing system it's called Cyrillic

[pseudo moat]

ty! i knew that but i forgot the name lol I dont wanna reffer to it and call it russian - from what i gather they just use it, its not theirs

[stray osprey]

Lol, I am american too, don't really travel either out of state/country. But been to Kyiv last year, visited a friend.

[pseudo moat]

That is awesome! I aim to travel more in the future assuming my health gets better, I need a hip at 34 in may - so I do not get around well enough to travel sadly. in time I will have a hip and be saving to go see europe and beyond tho 🙂

[rotund horizon]

Yup

[pseudo moat]

had no idea - not that im the most worldy or anything though really lol

do arcade1up cabinets make anyone else needlessly mad? lol

[pseudo moat]

sure

[twin cairn]

based

[pseudo moat]

im a hipster and want crt in my arcade cabinets lol

the fact they sit on platforms - because their originally made for children has always been funny

my roommate got a simpsons arcade one, you have to cuddle with your homies to play anything over 2 players

[pseudo moat]

is this at least your cat

[twin cairn]

naw my cat passed away months ago i wouldnt meme him tbh

[pseudo moat]

ahh i seee had to ask lol rip kitty - i told my friends im only getting certain breeds of parrot or tortoise cuz when pets pass i get rekt

[twin cairn]

This was my cat rip to a king

[pseudo moat]

looks sorta like my buddy johns cat ash

[twin cairn]

Fr pets passing is devastating haha I hate when it happens

I love gray cats

Parrots are cool

[pseudo moat]

but yeah cats and dogs pass too soon - I was the one the dog chose to stay with here, and he was an older guy like 15, he passed away like 3 months ago, ofc i had to find the old fella and all that, but that cemented me not going with cats or dogs cuz its just sad.

[pseudo moat]

yeee some live a hundred years too - ive had african greys,macaws, and a cockatoo

i moved a lot and life got hectic so they found better homes cuz their smart enough to freak out if any big change happens

wont eat, pull out their feathers - kinda like a crazy person lol

[twin cairn]

its rough had 2 cats in my life pass its just alot to bear honestly oh jeez haha those birds sound like they are basically like raisings kids didn know they lashed out like that

people sleep on birds

[pseudo moat]

parrots are just like raising kids lol you basically need to let them out when your home etc, they mostly hang on their cages

i grew up working in bird rescues tho

for a poor kid that grew up in section 8, I had access to some fun exotic friends

[stray osprey]

I have a lovebird, little guy is literally a demon spawn (still love here though). She lives mostly out of his cage and roams my room when I am around.

[pseudo moat]

the african grey would fly around our house, and call our dogs - then cackle

hed also land on the couch, and just start saying swear words cuz i was a teenager then and thought it was hilarious

hed do that then imitate a group of people laughing

[stray osprey]

One of my unusual pets is the Madagascar hissing roach

[pseudo moat]

that was the first pet bird i had! they have huge personalities and dont take a ton of care, and yes they will just hang around you lol i had one named blue moon that would follow me around the house

[mellow lark]

I have a doubt gus

[pseudo moat]

does it have a smell? that seems like something that would have a smell

also what do you feed such creatures?

[stray osprey]

nah, these guys are really different. Even in the wild they only eat fruit and veggies, very clean bugs.

[mellow lark]

About modding Call of Chernobyl

[pseudo moat]

ahh ok so same family and not exactly what im picturing lol im picturing gross detroit cockroaches

[stray osprey]

Yeah lmao, even for me I forget for a split second that they're not the usual american roach whenever they crawl around their tank.

[pseudo moat]

i mean shit i like fruits and veggies, a lot better than decaying rodents

We got a big ass farm, I wanna get some cats for mice and rat control soon and let them be inside outside cats

save some random cats from the shelter and solve a problem all farms have lol

[stray osprey]

Here's one of the bugs, not sure how people will feel about having this in pet channel, so I will post here lol.

[pseudo moat]

oh that doesnt look like a normal roach even lol

[stray osprey]

Dude starts acting freaky whenever I eat steam veggies, I think he knows.

Here's a better image

[pseudo moat]

he has like almost a shell - thats cool lookin

[stray osprey]

They do feel like poker chips whenever I handle them

[pseudo moat]

LOL

[merry ember]

what

[pseudo moat]

didnt you hear the man - HIS HUMAN SPINE WALL IS ALMOST DONE.

[merry ember]

i checked his account, apparently they’re all real

[pseudo moat]

Yeah you can legally buy and sell human bones in the usa, organs and tissue are a different story

its basically they dont care, just dont steal them

[merry ember]

what the hell 😭

[pseudo moat]

also iirc some states banned import/export

but its on a state by state basis if theyll allow it lol

when louisianana floods, it washes up all sorts of graves - and people go scavenge bones there to collect and sell, so its illegal there to buy and sell bones cuz of shit like that for example, but there has to be a good proven reason, ive always found it wierd too

[merry ember]

scavenge????

regular tuesday activities, scavenging for human bones

[pseudo moat]

they will go to graveyards, and since it flooded bad, the bones are on top of the dirty cuz it washed it all away, they have hurricane flooding there

then the wierd voodoo ppl will take the bones to do wierd stuff with em - that guy is just a nerd collecting medical models that are put together lol

[stray osprey]

All this talk reminded me of a time where I hired a guide to take me into the Paris catacombs (not the tourist route).

[pseudo moat]

while it is bone, its also put together with precision and wasnt pulled from a grave lol

[simple sage]

blacklisted_desperado has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[stray osprey]

I wish I had my old phone, it's long gone. Took a lot of pictures.

[pseudo moat]

lol that would be fun af! I remember like a decade ago the french police found a house setup down there with power and water and it even had a theater room with a projector

[merry ember]

ngl i would go see the catacombs, as above so below started that interest

[pseudo moat]

thats a fun movie

[stray osprey]

The one publicly available is still interesting to visit, probably safer too lol

[nocturne olive]

radioactive alcohol

[stray osprey]

Alcohol with that extra spice in it

[nocturne olive]

gives you a new tounge

also some with the fuel flavouring

[pseudo moat]

need alcohol made from habanero peppers

[idle ermine]

someone heard abt this fan game?

[pseudo moat]

isnt that bendy and the ink machine?

[void kelp]

1st march. One of the women's happy days. And my birthday 🥳.

[idle ermine]

its a fan game of bendy and the ink machine

[pseudo moat]

pretty sure my son plays some variant of it, hence recognizing it lol

makes sense there would be fan games cuz id imagine hed be outta shit to play by now

i been playing yokai watch lol

[idle ermine]

cause like
it keeps popping up for me

youtubers are going crazy with it

[pseudo moat]

do you watch that youtuber a lot otherwise?

thatll sometimes happen to me if i watch someone lots and a new series of theirs blows up but thats just 15k views lol

[idle ermine]

i watched him yesterday playing some other game

[idle ermine]

funny thing
i had a nightmare once abt something similar to that type of bendy

[pseudo moat]

that can do it at times, but yeah ive seen bendy on and off for years now - its a popular game with the youths

[idle ermine]

the studio behind it is making 3 more bendy games

[pseudo moat]

how is it fan made if a studio is making it?

[idle ermine]

not that bendy game that i showed

[pseudo moat]

is it like a public domain character or something? or are the devs just chill? ohhh

[idle ermine]

thats a whole different game

these 3 are from the actual studio behind bendy games

[pseudo moat]

i only very vaguely know what it is tbh - my son plays it and talks about it here on discord lol

[pseudo moat]

lol bendy has a gun

[idle ermine]

this one right here is the fan made one

[pseudo moat]

it all looks like it could be the same thing to me lol

[idle ermine]

yeah
they are all made in the same engine and have the same textures (alteast some for the fan made one)

[solar onyx]

https://imgur.com/a/Be9F1Pb

[idle ermine]

oh nah
its in Gmod
bread

[shrewd zinc]

me when i saw the 🍞

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1308039567328284682/1345043551909707867/Cat_inspection.mov?ex=67c3c5ac&is=67c2742c&hm=3a8610e14d22c3445b4b5045e8a98c7afabf31e6a1c8bdde14cbd32056d26315&

[twin cairn]

i love this kot so much

[teal oracle]

real

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[worldly thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/calamity-terraria-gif-26561945

[mossy fable]

Is this a reference as it's pretty oddly placed

[rotund horizon]

yup

https://youtu.be/EevWu6A1LPM?si=s-0lNd5ALyNbVZSO

AC3 is truly underrated and underapreciated

at least,when It came out almost 13 years ago

nowdays It gets more love than on Its release

proof that time can change peoples minds

time and a remaster too ConnorSaddened

where's the channel for stalker mods ?

[simple sage]

lklutzl has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[daring vessel]

Woah! Jonathan Ferguson reacting STALKER 2 guns.

Without Gamespot this time...

[stray osprey]

This channel seems to be it
https://discord.com/channels/504587323577729024/561139727638593566

It says trilogy, but I am not seeing other mod specific channels.

[nocturne olive]

Hm

[rotund horizon]

Ramadan dinner(idk what's Iftar called in English/Arabic)

Oh nvm It's Iftār

[teal oracle]

rip

[void kelp]

Thanks guys for the "happy birthdays". 😇

[neon vale]

youtubers keep calling that one scary when it looks like one of the least scary youtube trends yet

[mossy fable]

Do you know what it's in reference to

[rotund horizon]

the war in ukraine

[rotund horizon]

even Fear1 is scarier than that

Fear1 is scary...the first 2 times you play It

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1100834477787324467/1345093048291557427/togif.gif?ex=67c3f3c5&is=67c2a245&hm=6ce577b1d49978199527f209d26ab6b13417e5c498ee5c85a1697659d4debe6c&

[neon vale]

rain world is far scarier and its not a horror game

[rotund horizon]

Spec Ops:The Line is scary(sometimes) and It's not a horror game too

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-rain-world-slugcat-wormgrass-gif-15746833952126675950

[rotund horizon]

the horror there mostly comes from the brutality

[mossy fable]

Oh

[mossy fable]

I didn't find it scary at all honestly

[rotund horizon]

me neither.Tho It's a fun but disturbinglly artistically beautiful game

there's no other game like Spec Ops:The Line and It couldn't be replicated today

It's also the most 7th gen video game ever made

turret sections,military stuff,tactical voice lines,firearms,etc.

[rigid meadow]

hello, the chat is on https://discord.com/channels/504587323577729024/504592685428899851 .

If you keep going like that ill warn you.

[urban coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1171602505382236231/1271151328609177680/4012430ace6c963248f20d13c9aa55f38b5097d9.gif

Touch Poppy field

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-eating-electric-blue-nom-gif-9593801

[neon vale]

do yall fw dante

[twin cairn]

i love kots

[rigid meadow]

KUKUSHKA

[simple sage]

itssalat has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[urban coral]

Hell naw, Azrael's my Supreme Grand Master

[rotund horizon]

Nah,I fw with Outis

https://tenor.com/view/pearl-ambling-tremor-molar-outis-gif-11306879455881572339

[idle ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1342484407424122892/1345424504230248488/t6f8afrfbi0e1.gif

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/dantes-inferno-cross-gif-16028824799694772051

most underrated version of dante

or at least,Interpretation of him

[twin cairn]

bro i thought he was about to hit the Kamehameha

[rotund horizon]

wish Dantes Inferno could have a PC port

sure there's emulation but a PC port would be even better

Red Dead 1 got one and It runs really good

[urban coral]

Yes, Commander Dante is based

Model goes hard

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/f/fd/DantePrimarisMini.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20230317140920

[rotund horizon]

Dante is based,his writing style in The Divine Comedy is amazing

Danteeh

[urban coral]

Of course, bro isn't Azrael

[rotund horizon]

I wonder If there's a new model of Corvus Corax

Blood Ravens have such a cool design

[urban coral]

Uh

[rotund horizon]

I mean,everything in WH40K has a cool design

[urban coral]

So uh, I assume you mean Raven Guard?

[rotund horizon]

yeah them.

I'm sorry,you know my knowledge in Warhammer is small

[urban coral]

https://youtu.be/t5uAWW8exos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IdMREVyYss

[urban coral]

♻️

Speaking of, I found this interesting vid about the Dark Angels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToV0f4C7FpY

[neon vale]

the book

[rotund horizon]

No,the video game

[rotund horizon]

I'll watch It.Take a look at this

That's Falke from Signalis

I should finish that game,using a guide on youtube since I'm dumb af

[urban coral]

[patent widget]

i was not expecting to see signalis

[earnest escarp]

https://youtu.be/qC9hvqjJ4LM?si=xb26-bbAM5vfe6gf

[patent widget]

Signalis and stalker have become two of my favourites things lately

i even made this

[mossy fable]

There's war veterans I know that have said similar lol

Like they wished they could talk about it but they legally can't disclose certain things that were very interesting

[patent widget]

he just needs to take a few creative liberties

[mossy fable]

But then again even my great grandfather was in the military so that's probably why I have heard that so much

Pretty much 90% of my family was a military family

[fluid umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1180478658348056707/1180610717305552997/unknown-41.gif

[mossy fable]

Like if you wanted to see my great grandfather, my biological and step grandfather as well as some of my uncles you'd have to go to a veterans cemetery not a typical cemetery

[patent widget]

the mynah-lith

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1343288806828150878/1343290120874360962/caption.gif

[fluid umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/1000-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-stare-stare-cat-gif-9115771550648520289

[stray osprey]

This is in response to this question: #⭐┃nospoilers_general message

[mossy fable]

Is it just me or does the partner have better durability than the standard version

Reason I ask is after testing durability I had to do less repairs on the partner than the standard variant

[rotund horizon]

wich is an adaptation of the poem

[patent widget]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweaking-by-the-nine-im-tweaking-signalis-signalis-game-gif-14031434859351507230

[short trellis]

iirc it does, it's listed on the sheet some guy made. regular is listed with 1500 HP and Partner is listed with 1950

[fluid umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/1000-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-stare-stare-cat-gif-9115771550648520289

[rotund horizon]

@wild mulch found this cat in the Incubator translation file

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[fluid umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1151874214995955842/1307831735425175622/togif.gif

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[twin cairn]

I'd die for this kot

[mossy fable]

Nice so it's not just me

[rotund horizon]

I wanna pet It

[merry ember]

ts fire

[rotund horizon]

Me learning to pet cats was my character development

When I was young I was afraid of cats,now I embrace them

[mossy fable]

Sprinkles are disgusting

[mossy fable]

Still miss mine

[merry ember]

:(

is this a reasonable purchase

[dim perch]

Yes

[stray osprey]

Yes

[teal oracle]

is that emps

or is that Big D
also german robo lesbian i guess

[mossy fable]

fun

[thorn cove]

@gray jetty

[stray osprey]

Staring into my soul as I drop kibble on their head

[rotund horizon]

The guy below Falke is Emperor of Mankind

[teal oracle]

Ah so big E

[rotund horizon]

Yup

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-warhammer-4000k-lemon-gif-8838088088846972075

[cold pike]

@wild mulch

[rotund horizon]

Omg
Cat

[cold pike]

@wild mulch

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[pseudo moat]

wussup en_offtop? hows yalls weekend going?

[thorn cove]

gud

[twin cairn]

Decent atm wbu?

[stray osprey]

long day at work, currently at home. just woke up from my desk after falling asleep.

[gray jetty]

[pseudo moat]

chillin, been playing the shit out of yokai watch on 3ds lol needed a pokemon fix, and I factually have caught every pokemon in litterally all games legit - this is a fun series!

[pseudo moat]

thats life, i prolly pass out at my desk head down or in my desk chair more than my bed or office couch lol

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-cats-sleepy-sleepy-cat-insomia-gif-12605363

[twin cairn]

New pfp goes hard af

[cold pike]

@wild mulch

@wild mulch

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-runner-2049-cat-runner-cat-cyberpunk-cyberpunk-cat-gif-9285918496987607247

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[stray osprey]

5 messages in a row, gee I wonder who sent those

[wild mulch]

Gakster

[mossy fable]

Legit not gonna lie

[turbid gale]

Damn

[pseudo moat]

80% of the time I bother to come check a flurry of replies - its a cat or mentioning a cat, h

I like cats, dont get me wrong but I am sadly not a cat, so it isnt all encompassing

[twin cairn]

You're now a cat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551934751712477201/1344146146951561216/image0.gif

[pseudo moat]

I mean I dont like many people and I keep to myself, I like pets, and treats? I need water to live? maybe......

[twin cairn]

Bro imagine if that cat bit you

[twin cairn]

One of us Ong

[pseudo moat]

it cant fast or easily with that jaw shape, its teeth overlap

[twin cairn]

True

[pseudo moat]

itll pinch not bite lol my aunt runs a groomers, ive seen all sorts of the worlds derpest cats

cats im always scared of the hands not the teeth, theyll throw hands fast and bite slow

[stray osprey]

I wish I had a pet car

[pseudo moat]

i mean, i hear volvos make good pets

[stray osprey]

Do they meow

[pseudo moat]

beep beep

[simple sage]

trillakilla has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[pseudo moat]

#wolf'd

[cosmic tide]

whats this political bs in the announcements

[pseudo moat]

idk go ask someone who cares, prolly wont be in offtopic lol

[cosmic tide]

how about i ask your mom, while ima t it ill smash her again

[pseudo moat]

im glad your into fat chicks, but just be aware even you could do better

[cosmic tide]

smash ur granny too shes easy asf

[pseudo moat]

oh ok youre like 12 lol have fun child

[cosmic tide]

super smash ez asf

thast what i thought sit down before i put you down

[pseudo moat]

this kids pathetic holy shit, I hope someone irl gives you validation soyou dont need to seek it on discord champ

theirs a whole world out there kiddo!

[cosmic tide]

smd

[pseudo moat]

idk what that stands for

[stray osprey]

I don't even know what that stands for either

[pseudo moat]

I was kidding, The child is telling to suck his member because he is as obtuse as a rock and couldnt think of much better xD

its fine, I hope we have staff that isnt hiding and sees it, but wishful thinking

[stray osprey]

Pretty sure guy already got kicked/banned lol

[pseudo moat]

lol I wanted him to tell me what he meant for the meme tho

I source some pretty funny screenshots for my friends groupchat on discord

typical day on discord though, stupid people getting mad because theyre stupid

[stray osprey]

Dude acting like he's 12, but his account made in 2016. So he's either a grown ass adult acting like a brainlet, or made his account when he was a toddler.

[pseudo moat]

I really dont understand being hyper aggro to strangers on discord lol like someone could be using it as an escape from a super horrible irl

it always made me feel horrible to be mean to people for no reason here cuz I got friends living in hell where their respite is a few hrs a night on discord and gaming

especially strangers, poke me the right way ill find your neck I guess, But its a lot of work at the end of the day that most people arent worth lol

[bitter spruce]

bro?

oh damn he already left

[twin cairn]

what a loser lol

[simple sage]

Dummy#0000 has been banned

Reason: being toxic and immature dont come back

[twin cairn]

now that clown aint coming back lol

[pseudo moat]

i think hes off unearthing my deceased relatives for fornication

[twin cairn]

never got people who tried to act tough on discord 💀

bro would NOT say that to your face lol

[pseudo moat]

me either, I used to live in a trap house and dox myself on discord, the only person that ever showed up called the cops on me at my own house for telling him to leave with a rifle

[twin cairn]

💀💀💀

[pseudo moat]

he drove from ohio to michigan to get arrested lol

[twin cairn]

its crazy idiots like that can vote

[pseudo moat]

then my roommate visited him in jail

and just baited him till the cops freaked out on him, fun times

[twin cairn]

how are you gonna call the cops when YOU went out of your way to try and assault someone at their home lol

[twin cairn]

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-fishing-statefarm-insurance-gif-7790622

for some reason this was how I imagined your roommate messed with that guy in jail.

[pseudo moat]

infringing on someones space who watches plants grow for a living is a bad move, that person is probably a snowman made of time

[stray osprey]

Reminds me of this thing in Texas, where if a thief broke into your house but got hurt while inside the house, that thief can sue you.

[pseudo moat]

MICHIGAN HAS THAT TOO! (detroit native)

[stray osprey]

bruh why is this a thing is mind blowing. I do not see a logic in that.

[pseudo moat]

thankfully boston and remote maine followed it lol no more detroit, cant have shit there

[simple sage]

blacklisted_desperado has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[pseudo moat]

yee idc anymore, staff can read what i said if they wanna lol

[twin cairn]

idk i dont think on much like that, I encourage people to retain an attorney with savings to avoid shit like this lol then again the average person fucks around less than me and mine...

got you covered

[twin cairn]

honestly this just incentives shooting to kill lol

cant be sued if the robber bleeds out

[pseudo moat]

thx dude, yeah its just wise to retain. a lot of us dont play well with others, so we run small businesss lol

but yeah in michigan, my nana used to cut hair, she had a client that over the course of over 10 years, had a guy break into a clients property - and they somehow managed to cut a finger damn near off while tresspassing,poaching deer - and they held them up in court and won

[stray osprey]

[twin cairn]

i personally feel burglars/home invaders forfeit their right to life and folks should be able to use any level of force deemed necessary to protect themselves, family and property as you dont know their true intentions and it could be more then items they want

[twin cairn]

💀

[pseudo moat]

idk what the winning was but my mom told me last week that coont won against a 90 year old lady whose land he wasnt supposed to be on

this is why you get cameras and motion sensors, and have four wheelers with headlights

you just scare anyone dumb enough away as obnoxious as possible

next move i wanna do, i found out i can legally lasso people to dispatch them on my land in maine

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-lasso-patrick-explosion-scared-gif-8110397

[pseudo moat]

so far nobody is brave enough, waiting tho

[pseudo moat]

pictures u can hear

[twin cairn]

fr loud sounds and lights can go a long way to making them get out of there

[pseudo moat]

lol im also over 200lbs and 6' 4"

that helps too

big and loud goes a long way too, i dont wanna have to dig a hole or call the cops, its easier if they just run

[twin cairn]

true thats a fierce stature tbh lol i wouldnt wanna fuck with that size

[twin cairn]

ONG

im 180 and 5'10 i wish i was 6' 4 and 200+ tbh

[pseudo moat]

yeee mostly pretty calm out here tho thankfully, we got a river beach area thing we let the public use but its over a mile down a woodland trail and off a road on that side

[pseudo moat]

dont forget i have arthritis lol i need a hip - i got the W but I also got the accompanying L

what goods a large stature if your bones eat themselves? lol

[twin cairn]

fair counterpoint there

i pray the new hip comes soon

[pseudo moat]

thatll be the entirety of my body by the time im old old if i last

[stray osprey]

I only had one break in happen in my life time, but it was also during the time I owned a shot gun. Dude just walked back out the door when he saw it.

[pseudo moat]

well itll be everything with a joint buddy - thats just the start

[twin cairn]

bro was smart

[twin cairn]

wish we could have android bodies now tbh

[pseudo moat]

thats why you keep those, I keep them at gunpoint and rifle butt them tho

i hit them till their on the ground and then i call 911, so they remember to never come back

also i keep salt loads, your missing out

you pop them in the legs with those and they will start crying and then you take the unloaded axe and beat them senseless

bro is prolly lowkey still stealing from your cars and shit xD

[stray osprey]

I had to sell it for reasons, mostly because I still lived with my parents at that time. They hated it when I went hunting. Basically anti gun type of people, kind of annoying listening to their reasoning.

[pseudo moat]

AHH THAT SUCKS - my family is from michigan but all texan and kentucky lol so i was handed a 22 pistol around the time i learned to ride a bike damn near xD

im a terrible hunter tho, i feel like a serial killer butchering it

im a horrible meat eater, i admit it - but it makes me feel off, despite how delicious

i plink and do targets and all that, but I havent hunted in years

i did growing up with deer and rabbits and stuff because I do feel anyone eating meat needs to kill and skin at least once tho

i actually have a story - i was in a ghetto area of michigan called pontiac, we hung deer from the tree out front and skinned them, the neighbors called the police on us, saying we strung dogs up in the treee and were skinning them

[stray osprey]

I hunted and sometimes would taxidermy the deer head/rabbit and tanned the skin, sold it to people I knew. I still do the taxidermy and preserving as a hobby, but much small projects now. Don't really hunt anymore, I still have my crossbow but need to replace the drawstring thing (forgot what exactly it's called lol). And I have no arrows so would need to buy them.

[pseudo moat]

the cops showed up and asked us for jerky lol

[pseudo moat]

taxidermy is a very cool skill, thats defff the best way to get stuff for it lol

most fun with a crossbow ive had, those ones you use to fish carp out - the crossbows with the reel of wire/string

and the crank

they fight so much, too bad they taste like dirt

[twin cairn]

fr itsd a shame how much they fight for how mid they taste

[twin cairn]

atleast the cops were smart

[pseudo moat]

tbf, they knew us lol

theyd been out to there and neighbors lots cuz of familial issues

like the cops called me by my last name - which is my nickname type shit, cuz id been in there jail xD

Im harmless tho, I dont start fights, I avoid them, I will finish them tho xD

BUT YEAH they got a bag of backstraps and a half pound of jerky

and then they left, after going to the neighbors and laughing at them - one cop opened the bag of jerky, and told them it was good dog straight faced

then busted out laughing and told them to stop wasting their time, to this day, i still dont know if they called cuz mexicans dont hunt deer and got confused tbf

those neighbors hardly spoke english, had dope af cars tho

[twin cairn]

man thats a wild read

you have alot of cool stories and experiences

[pseudo moat]

well I mean - my internet friends moved me basically no choice to new england cuz I kept getting in trouble or hanging out with unsavory people.

I live with my internet friends I met online at age 13, im 34 in may - they saved my ass fr, these stories are only fun cuz i escaped detroit

[stray osprey]

I remember my neighbors thought I was some psycho because they smelled something like a corpse from my apartment. I was using that water method to clean bones from the flesh. I did understood that though no one wants to smell that. So ended up using carrion cleaning beetles.

[pseudo moat]

a restless adhd ridden mind with poor pursuits does lots, yes lol

[pseudo moat]

dude I remember when I tried doing bonework knives

that smell might be the worst thing ive ever smelled in my life - sander and dremmel on organic matireal

it basically just burns the layers off in sanding, it made my entire house smell like aids and i made the knife in the basemement

[twin cairn]

they musta been like AYO they got a body hidden in there 🗣️ POLICE

[twin cairn]

💀

[pseudo moat]

it cut paper, but after i took the resparator off i puked on my shoes

[stray osprey]

Is this why I have no friends irl lol, but I do have one buddy. He chill knowing all of this, lives in a different country though but we still close and visit from time to time.

[pseudo moat]

youd know if you smelled one of those tbf

its a lot diff and stronger than even like a dead raccoon

[stray osprey]

I was about to make a jeffery dahmer joke, but I don't think it sits well

[twin cairn]

Never smelt a human body but found a big dead rat rotting beside work shed and oh man that was gross was sickly sweet

[pseudo moat]

guess whose found A cadaver! 😄

[twin cairn]

[twin cairn]

💀

[pseudo moat]

ill never report it again, it took up two of my days and they never fully looked into the case

(im kidding, of course but wtf)

i assume thats just a detroit flint thing

[stray osprey]

I swear I am normal

[pseudo moat]

hopefully anywhere else they actually care xD

[twin cairn]

normals boring stay being based

[pseudo moat]

I mean I accepted long ago im not even on the normal chart

[twin cairn]

cops may not get paid enough to care sadly

[pseudo moat]

im somewhere off on the side on my own shiiiiit

[pseudo moat]

their resources suck ass, I went to school with and talk to current detroit officers

[mossy fable]

My mother's boyfriend tried swinging on me again lol

[simple sage]

blacklisted_desperado has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[mossy fable]

I told him if you do that I'll make the last incident look like childs play

[pseudo moat]

I mean that happened to me at 14, I started BJJ and I beat his ass 3 years later

the cops laughed at him, and told him to not hit kids and left

[mossy fable]

Thing is I have already kicked his ass in every encounter lol

[pseudo moat]

i mean, wanna know what id do? lol

[mossy fable]

I just let the man off easy each time

[twin cairn]

if someone keeps beating my ass id leave them alone lol

[pseudo moat]

id look up self defense laws and end the problem, personally. lifes too short to deal with tumors, if their on my body i cut them out, next to me isnt any diff

[mossy fable]

You would think

[pseudo moat]

also i sicked a really mean dog on one of my moms boyfriends, i can still hear it

[mossy fable]

Already know self defense laws it's not the first time I have had to get dirty

[pseudo moat]

i mean you need to skate them tho lol beat him as bad as you possibly can without being sent to jail for it

[mossy fable]

I had to physically remove my aunt's drug dealer because we don't want that crap in the house and he wasn't leaving then treated us

[pseudo moat]

your moms cursed for letting it happen, ive almost had girls beat my mom up, but not quite thankfully lol

[pseudo moat]

what kinda substances we talking?

[mossy fable]

He knows better than to raise a finger at her the last time he tried that I almost threw him over the railing my uncle had to stop it

[pseudo moat]

just save and get a Cane Corso - itll gobble the madlad

[mossy fable]

Crack and meth

[pseudo moat]

those arent even fun wtf

its like the headrush worst halflife drugs ever

[mossy fable]

Her dealer pulled the you know where I'm from card I pulled the I don't care my dude lol

[mossy fable]

She hasn't bothered to get clean so she no longer lives with us

[pseudo moat]

i mean, not that its a good idea - but it seems you know someone making money you dont like, that money could be yours and your friends

(dont listen to anything I say please, im memeing i dont wanna be responsible lol)

[mossy fable]

😂

[pseudo moat]

but I mean in similiar situations, i have built pcs on similiar situations 😉

[mossy fable]

Honestly most of my life has been fighting as much as I wanna put it behind me something always has to comeback

[stray osprey]

• que the breaking bad music

[pseudo moat]

text u can hear

[mossy fable]

Like I have been fighting since I was 11 years old

[pseudo moat]

yeah I been through all that too, not a fun life always, but not letting yourself ever be a victim is nice

[mossy fable]

I'm 27 now so 16 years of fighting it's not exactly fun

[pseudo moat]

your at the special age - 34 in may, been through the ringer too. thankfully I get to mostly sit on an empty farm in a 4 story 25k sq ft building on 22 acres, I dont ever even see people I dont live with out here lol

not my house, but I got a nice space where I have a rule where nobody can bother me that people follow lol not getting better than that id imagine

[mossy fable]

Never got that luxury to be honest

[pseudo moat]

I mean I had to almost go to prison, and then my friends all chipped in and moved me lol

judge said if I could leave where I grew up, probation was fine

people i played games with as a young teenager, wild we all stay together now

"its not what you know, its who you know" though. entirely

networking is one of the most powerful tools the internet brought us

work,friends,housing,interests - indispensible

[mossy fable]

I was nearly tried as an adult

At 13 or 14

[pseudo moat]

I had that, but a friend took the charges for us and went to clink for 2 years, he got out and we got him a car and gifted him 20 racks lol

i was 16

[mossy fable]

I was full on accepting which is the funny part because I never sugar coated

[pseudo moat]

life is life, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to get our of your situation, lifes also not fair, sadly

i stayed frying in michigan for too long cuz my nana was dying of copd, she raised me, that whole dealio. she passed i finally said id move

[mossy fable]

In my case the court called the house and told me the paperwork was all set just needed to be signed thought it was a joke until I went to school and every adult had a walkie-talkie that went straight to a parole officer at the high school

[pseudo moat]

I stopped going to school pretty early lol i had my ged young too

[mossy fable]

Funny enough my friend wasn't like who did this crap it was what did you do

Well more like what did you do this time

[pseudo moat]

lol i mean im all for tomfoolery

if I had a second name, it would be devils advocate

[mossy fable]

All I said was well you see I kinda got a call from the county judge

[pseudo moat]

in one degreee or another - lifes about entertaining yourself without hurting others imo

[simple sage]

blacklisted_desperado has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[mossy fable]

Well it was more you messed with me you got a desk thrown at you

[pseudo moat]

mfw i cant say fuck3ry here

[pseudo moat]

i dont think I ever attended highschool enough to do that

[mossy fable]

One student almost got hit in the skull with the desk

[pseudo moat]

we had a main road of restauaraunts that lets us skip

[mossy fable]

Didn't even hit high school at that point I was halfway through middle school

[pseudo moat]

i had my ged at 16, i dropped out with less than 5 credits

[pseudo moat]

oh yeah I wasnt that wild in middle lol

[mossy fable]

Yeah they essentially considered me a problem and sent me to a separate school with what they consider problem students and the teacher was like I don't see the problem with him

[simple sage]

blacklisted_desperado has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[mossy fable]

She saw a glimpse when a student threatened her

[pseudo moat]

lol we had alt campuses I almost went to - but my mom let me drop out instead cuz that school was filled with everyone she didnt want me hanging out with

[mossy fable]

Didn't even take 1 day for them to get a glimpse there but it wasn't common I just stepped up if I had to

[pseudo moat]

even having to step up just means your surrounded by unreasonable people

[mossy fable]

First day there I was shoved against the wall I warned him he backed down and didn't come back

[pseudo moat]

im much larger than the average person at 6'4" 220ish, I dont even think fighting is a good use of time lol

do i really wanna clean loser blood off my shirt? no right?

[mossy fable]

Funny enough I ain't that big of a person but I am muscle bound due to genetics

[pseudo moat]

uh dude i know some insane people sub 6'

[mossy fable]

Right now I'm only 5'10 at the time I was like 5'5

[pseudo moat]

yes you stretch the muscle out it works different lol some of the fiercest fellas I know are lil tasmanian devils

the shorter the more mean, cuz they got ragged on harder

most of them took up arts and are scary balls of muscle lol

[pseudo moat]

solid height tho

[mossy fable]

Funny enough I don't do much with my muscles anymore so I lost a lot and still have stupid strength lol

[pseudo moat]

height dont mean shit, i know people 8 inches shorter than me that I wouldnt fight lol

[pseudo moat]

if you live with folks, house work kills with that, i do the farm hand work here solely to drive tractors and keep muscle lol

[mossy fable]

Back when I was actually doing heavy lifting a hit to the chest made them feel like they were having a heart attack

And it lasted for 3-7 days which ironically made me feel terrible

[pseudo moat]

i mean heavy blows stop throws lol

[mossy fable]

I used to black out easily so that was probably half of it but have better control over it these days

[pseudo moat]

i only black out when i have seizures lol thankfullly (or not)

[mossy fable]

I tell people there's a difference between getting soft and just growing patience

[pseudo moat]

i drank more and did more nitrous than probably anyone youve ever seen, im including steve-o too

yes seen, not met lol

48+ whippits a day and a galon of vodka, for years

[mossy fable]

Like I don't like going that route so I actively try not to that doesn't mean I won't step up it's just I prefer not to

Especially since I don't want people feeling like they are gonna have a heart attack

[pseudo moat]

yeah im in the same boat, I get more out of outsmarting the person, personally - but ill drag the leg that works across your temple and like it

my whole thing is I just sorta wanna live and be left alone, so long as people accept that, im cool and calm as a hindu cow

[mossy fable]

Funny enough only one person in high school managed to push that button funny enough he didn't do it again the wires in his jaw got shredded from a slap so he needed them rewired

[pseudo moat]

lol I mean bro should talk less shit with wire braces

[mossy fable]

And yes I did actually apologize to him didn't expect to shred the wiring from the dental procedure

[pseudo moat]

what did he do to make u do that lol id imagine he pushed u

[mossy fable]

The school asked the parents if they wanted to press charges and they said naw he most likely earned it

[pseudo moat]

LOL based

[mossy fable]

Well he already started on a bad day and he just wouldn't stop after telling him 5 times

[pseudo moat]

kids are kids, at a point if nobody is stabbed a couple hits do wonders

well i mean seemingly u said to chill, hopefully bud follows directions better as an adult lol

[mossy fable]

He's actually kinda lucky most got 3 but it was also a new school so no one knew me that well

[pseudo moat]

lol its funny seeing other chaos kids

even funnier seeing none of us wanted to ever hurt someone, they just dont stop

[mossy fable]

If I recall I left my old high school in 10th grade so they barely knew me there outside of knowing I was raised in the country and moved to the city

Funny enough I explained day one and no one believed it until that moment which was a year and a half later

I mostly stuck to myself and did my work so that's probably why they didn't believe it because normally those students actively cause problems

[pseudo moat]

country peak

[pseudo moat]

yeah you did your work so just doing that made you not matter cuz usually those kids (me) didnt do work and walked out of school

[mossy fable]

I learned city and country doesn't mix well as out there you handle your business or forget it ever happened in the city they want everyone else to handle your business

[mossy fable]

Only issue they had was language I eventually made them give up 😂

Sadly I can't make the discord censor bot give up though

[pseudo moat]

im from country fabric, but i like city more due to sheer oppurtunity

[mossy fable]

Yeah it's a double edged sword lol

[pseudo moat]

I have staff here replying to my wolf'd remarks, i hope the admins see shit like that and let us at least swear

im never being mean to a single person, so its dense i get wolfd so much

[mossy fable]

My swearing is so bad that if I talked like I do in real life I'd never have a post here

My step grandfather had what you'd call a sailor mouth and I was around him 24/7 the school eventually put 2 and 2 together

[pseudo moat]

here has the laziest bots ever because it scoops words not fully based on context

[pseudo moat]

my grandpa I liked passed when i was 12, never got to see peak

the living one is a racist idiot and not interested lol