#💬┃en_offtop
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what was it
I can't even describe it. I could send it to you if you want
okay
I sent it
@ripe merlin my cat died, I'll lay off for now for sending cat stuff
That's sad.
Hope you'll get better.
The catt in your pfp is adorable
Check. Frackin. Mate.
one on the left is smokey, Auntie phoebe on the right
The cat has arrived! Finally
Duty dog?
Sweetie Freya. That's her about 1 1/2 years ago- I don't know what dog is in Russian please don't shadowrealm me
But to be honest-
11/2?
????????
Nuh uh
I'm just gonna...walk on outer here
Byi
... Who here gets that reference?
Hey.
Tiny
Hi there
Would you like to sign my petition?
Whats it about, Postal 2 guy?
Sure
https://x.com/ShitpostRock/status/1797934066898985171?s=19
Some guy posted my meme, this feels weird to see
DID SOMEONE SAY POSTAL 2?!
Oh yeah, Nate the Rake, the scourage of Canada!
I'm really sorry to hear that, I hope you get better soon
Oof, I can feel you man. Hope you can get better.
rest easy cat
as far as i am concerned, it is utuho that is cooking. so it probably means the fish is irradiated 3500 msv.
I wish him/her a better life now
I wish you too the best man
Um... that isn't a fish anymore, it's just pure ashes.
What's y'all fav shotty
The backshotty
😈
Erm what the grok
Getting your meme reposted means it's funny 
Never look at it as something bad
The point of memes is to make people laugh
Yeah
didnt you mute for that like several times in the memes channel
I should make a petition that makes people have a certain amount of kale on every food. I mean ALL foods. I'm sure people would sign that
kale burger
Europe was literally having to RATION it's heating oil/fuel supplies at the start of the russo-ukrainian war, after all the sanctions, Germany and France included, so please... don't take the risk of quality of life decrease from regulation on top of legislated scarcity...
Bro all he did post was just a my meme which is stupid Loner got psy'ed by Controler
Do you like your neutrality?
Umm no
Bro so random
"Its weird that my meme got reposted"
"WHATS YOUR OPINION ON THE WAR?????"
what
thanks Peavey 40
Tampico COPYING me again.................………
BRATAN- IS ZONE! Zone is embodiment of supernatural random, Blyat!
The track "'Metal Gear Solid' Main Theme (Document Remix)" from "Metal Gear Solid 2 ~Sons of Liberty~ The Complete Soundtrack".
This is a rip of the in-game music.
What's Bratan?
young man
Bratan is Brother!
in literal
... Really?-
MFW when I panic from not knowing the language l:
That's exactly me, like all the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSaeGUCa-Yg
What about this?
wich metal gear solid is in ps3
i fixed the emulator
it runs perfectly
MGS4: Guns of the Patriots.
is it good?
Also there's MGS2, MGS3 and MGS Peace Walker HD.
Yeah.
@tight ether can confirm.
ok il download it then
W.
Ditto
You should just wait for the PC release tho the emulated version has so many issues you have to deal with, I couldn't fix the constant crashing no matter what I tried. @bitter hearth
Don't spread misinformation
From what I heard, it's known that the Vol. 2 will have MGA, MGS4 (Probably), MGSPW and MGS5.
MFW when I panic from not knowing the language l:
The German has drowned 😔
il give it a try and see
Make sure you look at comparison screenshots to ensure your game looks right. i had to mess with some settings because my colors were too exposed
This isnt confirmed. It will almost certainly have, at teh very least MGS4 and PW, and im sure they will have PO and Acid too
Lol
okay i will
Yeh, it's funny.
RIP
Guys, I was watching stuff in the mobile lab when I found this
My Mill grinds,
Pepper, and Spice,
Your Mill grinds,
Rats, and Mice...
Full song of the Medieval Diss Track I made in which I added more lyrics to the original from My Mill Grinds in Tommy Thumb's Pretty Song Book.
Remix of Parappa the Rapper and MediEvil soundtracks I also made which is longer and different.
Parappa The Rapper - Instructor Moos...
This shit is fire
I operated the pump and I felt what 5 Bar of water pressure feels like after opening the valve to empty the pump...
dont be the source
you are the source of misinformations
yeah okay
@candid cloud the metal gear is downloaded, il try it later
erm what the grok
thanks henri
no problem [Officially Cool] Jimms [OC] :veteran:
damn you have some low ass standards
why would I have high standards to be comforted or happy
it's like being an introvert at that point
nothing
❓
u don't get it 😔
hatsune miku
would you go to a crackhead den to not be lonely
do whatever makes you happy
jackin of!
hell no
I find this community very nice and good to hang out with
idk abt you but I haven't seen someone not even toxic here so idm
if yall crank it more than twice a day u a freak
oh matt... @raw orchid
I stopped that shit few years ago
that sentence literally means "i saw no not toxic people"
its addiction, just like any other addiction
What is that supposed to mean?
Your too young to know this. It is against rule 9
beat your 🥩
bro letting it collect
beating your meat, cranking it, jacking off, masturbating, pumping it,
stop tslking abt nsfw
why not DDD:
so idk how ur not embarrassed
I'm not embarassed nor afraid to say that I beat an addiction
What in the actual hell is going on in here? I got my meme taken down because boo hoo, it hurt his feelings. But THIS is ok?????
my alias
fr!
Jesus, like a lot of folks in my school, ACTUALLY DO THAT, AT SCHOOL. There's legit no shame!
this en_offtop muhfucka
okay thats a little too far
Ain't nobody wanna hear about that you sick mf
womp womp
can you guys like not talk about beating ur meat or if you know who beats their meat
then just dont be here lol
I don't think nobody is interested in that
Yeah, I know I'm repulsed by it myself! But then again, all the brainrot took over. So I'm sadly not disappointed by it
There's actually something wrong with you
we stopped quite some time ago yall are still going with it lol
What was the meme
yes
I gotta send it to you in dms because the mod wanted to cry about it
Aight
send in mine too, wanna check
#⭐┃nospoilers_general has a lot of off top stuff
show me as well
I also wanna see
Despite big brother's best efforts, more people ended up seeing my haha funny photo because of curiosity of why it was taken down
Shes a vocaloid from 2007
Vocaloid.
Like a singer in app.
Basically a synthetizer using sound banks of real ppl
A music instrument
Ok, this is the first time I heard about the word vocaloid
Youre either 12 or 50
Why would ANYONE know what a vocaloid is? I never heard of it either
@void kelp
Wasnt it like super popular some time ago
first time hearing about that word as well ngl
cat :D
Maybe? Idk, this is the first time I'm hearing about it. The only time I heard about miku was when jerma fangirled over it
vocaloids aint really popular much
Theyre not? Woaj
yeah :/
im not really into em but i find miku interesting
and plan to get into her music
Annoying
Wdym....
This server trying not to be obsessed with cats for 5 minutes challenge: impossible difficulty
dogs > cats tbh
Why are a ton of stalker servers obsessed with kots
I thought that said knots. I'll see myself out
>:(
Cats are better, because they are silly
But ultimately, rats are best
Dogs or cats is such a lame debate. Rats or mice?
I like cats, don't get me wrong, but I simply like dogs more
Rats
Cat eat rat, cat better than rat
w.
I have rat
Of course you do
dogs are annoying in my opinion
Some
they bark a lot and I can't sleep cuz of that
Damn
cats well cats meow quietly
Omg
My friend has this one big black doggy that's really calm
I love Bobik and he is better than a kot
big black doggy
I can see that rats are the popular pick here
sounds wrong
I mean, Bobik has a pda contact iirc so yeah hes pretty cool
hot diggidy dog
hot diggity
More stalker mods need pet dogs
RTTZ has both dog and cat
I watched the walking dead 7 times
And Call of Pripyat has friendly tushkanos
full 11 seasons
Can I vote femboys?
wtf
I voted both
mods can we kick this guy?

In elections you usually cant vote for yourself
Omg, now this cat
Is epic
shots fired
officer down
Cat Vs dog debate, and the weirdo that has rats as pets has to say can I vote femboy 
Femboys are great pets
he should respectfully end himself
Don't say that
Nah i gotta say rodents too
Server laws
-rep
Also how was my post in meme channel an offtopic?
How was it a meme
It was funny screenshot related to stalker :(
What are you on about partner..? 
It was just drama
Name the rule, clause, and fourteen times it has been used
Drama doesn't equal funny
No it was funny
Doesnt have to but can...
Sometimes, this was just arguing
What the grok
Can we talk about stalker in off top
Isnt it better to have funny drama then repetition of 4 memes over and over and over again?
We could probably talk about stalking, but idk if that's preferable
It was pointless arguing
Hello fellow Grokker? The weather is Gammastic today, innit?

I am not really an expert at that or even a rookie. Can you teach me your ways
I dont like you

Not you
I never said that I did it! But...
construction 🏗️🚧
@teal oracle
hard at work
" we can go but mom said I can stay out untill dark!"
#ChymoForMod
Can I vote for myself like the corrupt politician I truly am?
actually i change my mind i don't like his name
:(
kinda rude 
Whyyy?
how does it feels when you vote on your own poll
Have you checked my reviews yet :3
They are in pinned messages in #🔩┃trilogy_modifications
Complete with download links and stuff
LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
Omg thats the guy from skibidi toilet
u deserve to not eat tomorrow
Damn
You got 0 rizz
give me helper (i only use en_offtop)
No.
yes but no
Where No but yes
You filthy anti democracy monster
He probably is a bug or a bot
Yes but no is No but yes but Yes but no is neither Yes or No. So it's pretty much the same thing except No but Yes and Yes but No aren't the same
Yesn't I mean Nosn't
There's a Krezzin scale?
Yes
It was designed and adjusted by Doctor Professor Mgr at Mgr Krezzin
Our lord and savior made this scale to help us find the chosen one
A hero
Who will guide us in the world of cruel rationality
Amen
Is it official documents? Ye
Do they make sense? No, not really.
bro there aint no way
My scientific knowledge can't even comprehend this
Not sure it's meant to.

Made out of toy guns, as they were very cheap.
Thinking I may just use the pistol, if I ever add mercs in I'll definitely use the M4
Yeah I don't think so
they look really good for a prop, too good...
looks really good
Woah, that's a bit gay if you ask me😳😳😳
Nah, bro got robbed by the local Romanians
Couldn’t be Romanians they left the rims
Oh yeah I see, so yeah this must be the work of some F1 Racers, or potentially the local Russian gopniks.
Gentlemen quick question.
Is it a sin to have discord light mode on?
You shall become a snack for Niðhöggr
is that what yall call us now
Why didn't they take the wheels and the airbags
Also do you think they did steal the Kot
After what SIG model was the SGI-5k based on?
Sig 550
thanks
Just got scop on the ps5 mods would be fire but sony yk how bad they are
Niðhöggr is a dragon
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nidhogger sounds like a bitchass
He does commit in a mild amount of tomfoolery
La cretura
The NA is 15k last time I checked (last year mid summer)
For the same price you could buy a Corvette C5
No chance bruh those things cost a fortune
Often more than fd rx7
In my state they are that price
Don’t buy em in your state I didn’t
Lemme check what the prices are currently
We drove in total 1800 miles to get mine

Plus a miserable 18 hour train ride
It was so cold you got no idea
Was like a Saudi desert after the sun goes down
It's around 10k on cargurus
I got mine in Virginia
Nah
Why it’s cheap
The same car in my home state would cost 10k
Just checked Corvette price for the C5 and they are around 16k to 20k
Not bad but for that money I’d buy an fc
Modded fc goes crazy
Slap single turbo new exhaust and intake
Your making 450 ponies
I mean you can get more out of an LS with greater reliability and less cost
Boring
How is a V8 boring
Doesnt make rotary noise brother
I used to only like the rotary engine noise
But now I like most motorcycles, V8, V10, V12, and the rotary
Others depend on vehicle and exhaust
Straight pipped na sound kinda crazy
Na as in miot
Also are you a UEL or a EL headers type of guy?
not familiar with that term
But I gotta go to sleep alright
So I’ll catch you later
Wdym
Nah it feels like dying of frostbite because of a broken script that causes you to die instantly regardless if u have a good suit or are near a campfire
What are you talking about
The soc winter mod
Nature winter 2.3 Black edition
That's not soc winter mod
That is literally winter mod for SoC
With its own story but still
It Has winter setting and is built on SoC therefore SoC winter mod
This is the winter mod
Nature winter better
It has deathclaws and unknown pathogen artefact that kills you instantly if u dont have a suit and stalker winter edition doesnt
Therefore naturę winter is better
I think my taste in mods is decent atleast
what's your favorite
based!
My second favorite is either true stalker or OP 2.2
🇱
One is better than the other

And its OP
OP is better anyway. But I still haven't seen weirder mod favorites yet
I also dipped my toes in reborn
But i dont think im on the level of existence to get it yet
What about Shadow of the Stinker?
You still don’t know what serious stalker modding is....
what about W.I.T.C.H.E.R.
Classic ahahaha
Ill play all of those once im done with goldsphere
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Don't forget about the "Diana's story" mod...
Dm me all the mods i recommend so i can put them on the list
Whahahaha, friend. This is all - those mods that I DO NOT recommend) This is real trash
One mans trash is another ones trash but fun
Sparrow why are you #nr1 makarov simp
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GgBFCRIbc7TQ5DwWHvWaridX1G64PYoWItkLyr3pBPk/edit#gid=0 here's the C-con modlist with all the fixes and translation information
Mods
Spreadsheet last updated on: September 28th, 2023,Latest change(s) to the spreadsheet: Updated OP OGSR translation
Mods and Repacks hosted by various members of the C-Con discord: ,https://discord.gg/gyMdq3a,
I instantly knew where this link is gonna lead once i saw it on a notification
C-con spreadsheet my beloved, where half the mods crash my game for no reason at all (i installed the mod correctly)
the /sg/ guide is quite useful too #🔩┃trilogy_modifications message
Because simp.
Im not going anywhere near 4chin
it's just a guiiiiddeee
and @wild mulch has some reviews for the mods he played
average westerner won't last an hour playing any of the soup mods
With exception of the goat cheeki breeki
Nuh uh
Yo thats me
I constantly wonder what the ukrainians are up to in their chat
Revolution
Habar one
What does this mean?
@ripe merlin should i feel offended that a girl slapped my ass
genuinely made me braindead for the past next last classes
You just love testing addiecy
what??
Boosters
Whats happening with gordon freeman?! 😭
why are you talking about this here
I really like the asthetic of fallout 1 and 2's CG
So much that I made this
In blender
huh.
He'd win
No...
You are the bottom.
put him in his place
What is that supposed to mean?
We have Google, don't we?
Touche, alr imma look it up
No, also not a good idea to share on the internet everything that happens to you 💀
you are so young
YEAAAAH
w
Average American Baseball Be Like:
Baseball... but buut AWESAME
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wolf ain't havin it
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!tempmute @gentle ice 10m chill
Reason: chill
Jack.
yea Wolf seemingly has a strange sense of humour..
now there's no punchline
shut up
@bitter spruce mmm. it feels really good... no.
what
What did you do to get wolf so pissed at you?
a sailor's mouth
no shut up
What?
I think you're great
@short coyote gimme a high five
@bitter spruce it's this guy that's mad
I have no idea who he is
yeah ERM so anyways
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man-
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...
bro
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@simple sage I'd bop you one, but what's the use?
same
Greetings, Major
@vernal loom yeah yeah GREETINGS, MAJOR
Go back to preaching bozo
me or you
You, preacher of Monolith idealism
AJHSJASDASJDHALSDHALS
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you don't know that
how do you know that
oh

huh
likewise
dap me up bro
NO!
🦅 💥
Eww
yes eww

gross
yes
Oh hey major, how's it going?
holy shit are you marked one's alt 
literally who? now you make me feel digusted insted of just drunk
no
the turk pretends to be a Californian
I'm just a drunk guy
I'm also from Cali, it's bad
Turkifornian
Calurkey
no i don't care
you'll just accuse me of being somebody else?
if you think I'm some other guy then you big wrong
yeah you go harass that guy
honestly, I'm just some guy
who am I even being accused of?
oh wow, you won't tell me so that I keep drinking beer
it's working
Wuh is going un here?
no idea
Oh😔
I have no idea either
god damnit Kruglov, I saved you
Does anyone knows what is going on?👀
I DO
Um... according to my calculations. Actually the Strelok saved me
Car🚙
Wot happening!?!
This is where i post from
The mystery man talks of a car and sends an image of...a car! This is the important thing happening here!
Life is literally sunshine and rainbows
The Zone: WE would like to introduce ourselves!
Awesome vc game
you know what, maybe you guys should take a look at this
I post from this dump...
6000 celsius cpu help
yeah
I'm not drunk enough yet
ok
who are you?
I thought I was being accused
what
@bitter spruceI have no idea
so what?
there's nothing else to it
pshhhhh. unreal
what
Thus guy HATES arizona
tell me again you hate Arizona
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Damn, Wolf is on a streak
hes literally just posting the same message over and over again lol
@simple sage I'd bop you one, but what's the use?
that's the joke
fair enough
What are you even Saying?
you know what, Kruglov? I'd bop you one, but what's the use?
I finished CoD 1-2 (3 is only for Consoles for some reasons, they never port it ot PC)
now up to final parts
@short coyote you know what Kruglov? ✊
What did I do to you!
...I'd bop you one, but what's the use?
Why have I got a notification for here?👀
Once again... the magic of the zone prevails
Wolf would bop you one, but this joke got old now
Definetly not to simp.
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do you like SoC?
yes
its the most stalkery stalker game, the rest are based off of it in some way or another
that's nice
The best cod is COD WAW for me, either that or COD BO1
ive only ever played cold war cus it came with my gpu
for me 1 is WAW, 2 is MW3, and 3 is BO1
cod is just painfully generic
Man cold war is underrated. It's the best recent COD in my opinion
its the series that made it generic
all of the others are generic because they try to replicate call of duty
Why I had way more fun playing battlefield
Battlefield BC2 was the best
wdym
do you only think of multiplayer
Yes
bo4's campaign was pretty generic tbh
Because it’s what I spend most of the time playing
boring
if you were too young for Battleflield BC2, I feel bad for you, but it was great. and you were even too younger for Battlefield 2
I was
I didn’t have a pc till bfv
But went back and played bf1 loved that
And used bf4 to test hardware in the lab and that one is also really cool
I grew up with a Wii
yikes
you never even got to experience Mech Assault on xbox live
I grew up with the PS4
Tbh I just find my self wishing for the demise of consoles to happen already
Mech Assault on xbox live was the bee's knee's. ask your dad
So then I don’t have to wait a year to play the few games that only launch on console
True
also preacher sounds like an ai
my dad never even played video games lol
do you wanna follow that up?
literally just reinforced my point
from what hes told me when he was growing up he wrenched on cars with my uncle
just ask me another question
you're the one that accused me of being an AI
i did
Why is Pepe shirtless?
so then just ask me a question
its british pepe
I'm still confused in WTF is going on here...
about what
krezzin 2.0
I'm like American, but I'm essentially a British person stuck in a American body unironically.
anything about 90's-00 gaming
im always get accused of being british
did you have a GameCube
hahahaha
yeah
you use "mate" like a cretin
i do
freak!
You've thought you've seen it all.. I actually SOUND british plus from what people tell me I act British
ugh thats gross
you should fix that
Quiet, you're probably a frenchman
i am not
Yuh uh
you guys just make me want to drink another beer
good im hope you get alcohol poisoning
Um... no?
that's very rude
question answered
Well that escalated quickly
(Ron Burgandy)
he said BOY that escalated quiclky
@gray jetty when are you visiting
dunno
is veronica okay
when i got a fresh 4 banger in veronica
Whos Veronica? What's going on?
he has to bang Veronica
4 times
the 4 banger
you didn't get her lips done
that poor mazda
yah im fixing her
getting all the body work done in one go would have costed like 5k dollars
damn
so i started with the bumpe r
no wait that other guy said I'm an AI
yeah
THIS IS NOT TLC
the 4 banger
Jack! I know you're a fellow brit like me, but I'm disappointed in you.
im not?
he isn't
im never been to the uk
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Oh ok, what are you then, american?
yah
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Same here, anyway, Jack this is not TLC!
it's funny
its spam
he can do it forever cus unlike the old bot when you hit 15 warns you don't get banned
3 times... come on
the old bot was so much better
three times every five minutes
Grok yourself
Sincerely
-everyone
:/
FUCKKING
🤮
Ladies and gents, forgive me for that sin i just commited
this guy is fuçkin insane!!!
Pretty sure the bot isnt set to sense local swears
:3
yeah it picks up on a few ukrainian ones and thats it
I gotta pee so bad. and make a new drink
its genuinely a terrible bot
okay thanks for sharing
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thought I was just an AI
Screw you Wolf!
You will never get me alive
shut up
you wanna fuckin' watch me pee
hardest wallpaper ever made
what
what
alright kids stop fucken fighting like preschoolers jesus christ
who'
you dumbass
who's watching who now
what
I'm watching you
Real
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I'll bop you once, but what's the use?
god most of you don't even understand what that's referencing
1984 Moment
Just shut up
then stop saying it
what are you gonna do
what's it even bothering you for
prepubescent come back
Im gonna leave and talk to people who arent mentally on par with headless chicken
yeah it's you
have either of you even played SoC before?
are you retarded?
have you ever thought about shutting up
this is the stalker server
Do you are have stupid?
it was an honest question. you sure talk like people that have only played (modded) CoC before
Why do you have pictures of me you creep 
Thats it
Go Grok yourself
I don't think any of you have played SoC before
man not having me car is pure agony
soon jack
burp
if im lucky friday night
This cat.
she will be ready
none of you kids
I'm getting mental retardation from that guy

just ignore him
I'm right... the entire time I was right
gonna bench mark her new steering system
he'll tire himself out
Everyone shut up, theres a cat here
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