💬┃en_offtop

[tiny dew]

Mineral water you buy in those huge bottles from the store isn't really mineral water per se

[rough patio]

huh? you live in the mountains?

[tiny dew]

Nah I go to the mountains to fill each month

For 15 years now

Lol

If I have to drink tap water it'd taste so different I doubt I can take it, dunno

[rough patio]

nice

[vast lion]

why is stalker anomaly unbalanced

like why is it so hard to start

realism game ig

[tiny dew]

Thank god for the stream, lmao

[rough patio]

where you from?

[rough patio]

Krezzin general location reveal?

[restive pivot]

https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/comments/148fzxk/new_stalker_nonstop_energy_drink_rolls_out_in/

[tiny dew]

Everyone knows where I am from

[bitter spruce]

[restive pivot]

He is from Bulgaria I think

[tiny dew]

@bitter spruce Tell him

[bitter spruce]

he's from arizona

[tiny dew]

Blin, you right!

[restive pivot]

[tiny dew]

I am from Aricezona

[ripe merlin]

Me asf

[bitter spruce]

its the summer

why is there snow

[tepid matrix]

Alabama

[rough patio]

Aryanzona

[bitter spruce]

[tiny dew]

Fools

Don't metion the brotherhood. We'll get bananed... and you don't wanna get bananed in prison.

[urban coral]

Mod

'nuff said

[urban coral]

Bosnia

[candid cloud]

I will say some magic words.

Anomaly is a mod, not a game + it sucks ass.

[vast lion]

fair

[vast lion]

1998

[lament zealot]

Good morning stalkcord

Any stalking success stories you want to share from last night?

[bitter spruce]

i finally found out where she lives

[tiny dew]

Ray of hope

Xbox Showcase Extended in few hours. Ray of hope behind the GSC doors.

[bitter spruce]

so true

[tiny dew]

Miracles can happen

I believe we can relieve the stress

Yes?

Don't tell less

[bitter spruce]

i deleted stalker

[tired coral]

Stalker Boardgame Pledge check 🙂

[bitter spruce]

i feel like the actual game will come out first

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/you-really-need-to-check-your-emotion-you-need-to-keep-your-emotions-in-check-you-need-to-stop-getting-in-your-feels-you-need-to-rethink-your-emotions-you-cant-bring-emotion-into-this-gif-16058431

[tiny dew]

50% of the real fans don't give a duck about

Other 50% are Anomaly freaks

[glass sorrel]

did scar die in clear sky

[bitter spruce]

yeah i killed him

[coarse rapids]

never heard of such a thing

is this a kickstarter GURPS ripo off

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-smile-creepy-creepy-smile-smirk-gif-24584761

[coarse rapids]

[bitter spruce]

bro yes you have

it was an announcement

[coarse rapids]

clearly havent

[bitter spruce]

[tired coral]

#📰┃announcement message

[bitter spruce]

the boardgame looks interesting i suppose but honestly i don't think it will ever come out

[coarse rapids]

wow that looks like a whole nothing...its empty!

I guess it doesnt exist

[bitter spruce]

[tiny dew]

Do grown ups have free time to play board games nowadays...

[coarse rapids]

yes

you have no idea

[tiny dew]

I have in different reality then

[bitter spruce]

the same amount of freetime as video games

krezzin why are you this clueless sometimes

[tiny dew]

Cuz people around are into discos, drugs, alcohol, sex and whatever, nothing normal pretty much

[bitter spruce]

no they aren't

thats your boomer ass brain

[tiny dew]

I am talking in my country

Not globally

[summer ice]

I wonder if we will see stalker2 at the Xbox showcase extended today

[tiny dew]

Oh I forgot cars too

[tiny dew]

Ask Molit

If he doesn't answer you, we will see crap

[summer ice]

I doubt it cause they said they will release important information in the upcoming months

[bitter spruce]

yeah totally

definitely didn't confirm they aren't showing anything

[summer ice]

I hope so I’m sooooo excited for the game

[tiny dew]

They don't even know what they b talking about anymore, you trust that? @bitter spruce

[bitter spruce]

i mean its in his name

he's delusional

[coarse rapids]

dont count on it...

[bitter spruce]

another poor soul starved on information

[summer ice]

Lmao I’m dumb

[bitter spruce]

because GSC just doesn't care

[summer ice]

They can take all the time they need to develop the game

[bitter spruce]

yeah that mentality never works

[summer ice]

Yeah I will be happy with early 2024 at the latest

[urban coral]

Schrödinger's Scar

[candid cloud]

It won't be showed in any showcases of this summer.

[tiny dew]

I'm still surprised how people can easily forget things and move on, in seconds...

[bitter spruce]

huh what i stopped caring

owned!

[tiny dew]

You and couple others are the only certified chads in STOC

[bitter spruce]

you can tell because of my Officially cool tag

[sharp moss]

I kinda want one of these bros

Lightweight
Manual
Minimal amount of nannies
500 HP NA V8

[bitter spruce]

first you need a job to afford your rent

[sharp moss]

I can sleep in the car.

[bitter spruce]

he's true

[coarse rapids]

it kind of looks like a car a LA tech investor bro would get

[sharp moss]

TVR was always an odd company to me, it like if a bunch of rich car enthusiasts started a company and decided to start making cars

Despite this you never hear much about them

[sharp moss]

Tech bros get bloated lambos or teslas nowadays so no

[tiny dew]

Xbox Xtended sooooon. Will we see a porn game reveal?

[sharp moss]

TVR's design philosophy holds that such features do not improve either the performance or safety of their vehicles and thus they are not so equipped. TVR rejects the notion that these features, along with airbags, are "safety devices" and believes that, based on testing and experience, their cars are safer without these things than with them.

[tiny dew]

They are right

Cars aren't dangerous on their own, drivers are

Incompetent dicks controlling them

[lusty onyx]

Which is why i don't understand flying car concepts

[tiny dew]

Who tf are you anyway @bitter spruce

Another sewer rat

God. Damn.

[lusty onyx]

Rat infestation

[coarse rapids]

some stuff I agree with but airbags?I dunno,

[tiny dew]

@sharp moss Any idea who this Jimmy guy is?

[coarse rapids]

"no uncessesary designs"
WHAT IS THIS?

it looks like a kindergarteners toy box

[sharp moss]

People serious about racing always replace their OEM wheels with aftermarket ones which are just barebones performance wheels, so i kinda understand why they don't bother with airbags.

[sharp moss]

no

[tiny dew]

Bruh. I been block'd.

Blockage!

[sharp moss]

That's a thicc shifter my god

[coarse rapids]

bro if they were as commited as you say the car would literally be like an old car but this looks like a milenials coffee machine

knobs and screens

tubes sticking out

the outside looks good but the inside looks like a trap designed to make rich kids overpay

[sharp moss]

The new car also features airbags, ABS and ESP.

It's over

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/risitas-el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-issou-jesus-gif-12145166

[sharp moss]

At least it's not an autotragic i guess

[glass sorrel]

How do i switch wolfs language in the arena?

[tiny dew]

Open Duolingo

[bitter spruce]

im a mere phantom

[tiny dew]

Ze American!

[bitter spruce]

an apparition

soon i may vanish into the dark

or stay in the light

it all depends on whether the ones above choose my fate

[tiny dew]

GSC have decided

People of STOC don't matter.

[pulsar spindle]

Lmao

[void kelp]

Would you guys eat a chimera?

I feel like they would taste good

[tiny dew]

Whoever made the pic, done them right

Sturdfeld....

[tepid matrix]

Lol

[ripe merlin]

Shoutout to all hardstyle songs with no female vocals

[tiny dew]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fyc5zukWIAQnrCn?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

https://tenor.com/view/happy-the-rock-dwaynejohnson-smile-gif-3561328

Lmfao

True art

[sharp moss]

TVR Griffith, says so on the image name

[tiny dew]

Another brazillian spending money on something he has no clue about

[rapid shoal]

Someone just posted a scam link in #🎲the_zone

[pulsar spindle]

Time to watch my favorite cowboy movie, Blazing Saddles

[granite tangle]

full name and email adress reveal?

you do you, but that just seems like a bad idea

[azure shore]

Now that you said....

[ivory quest]

Hello

[inland kelp]

Wrong, GTA IV was a masterpiece

[ivory quest]

ok

[rapid shoal]

Indeed

[ripe merlin]

No, mc was serbian

gameplay didn't really fit the cutscenes

[inland kelp]

Stalno. Nikad se ne mijenja

[rare jolt]

@obsidian brook do you plan on supplying lidl or aldi

[inland kelp]

Also pretty funny the fact that every good game has the colors of a dog eyesight, lol

[ripe merlin]

Mordhau

[prisma zephyr]

Ah yes, watermelon energy drink, just what I wanted

[zealous junco]

Does anyone know where I can buy premium Steam accounts?

[faint patrol]

🙂

[zealous junco]

If you dont know then why reply

[faint patrol]

Because 🙂

[zealous junco]

Cool

[twin fjord]

We now know what fruit punch anomaly tastes like

🍉

[void kelp]

premium steam account?

[zealous junco]

Yes, an account that has spent 5$ and has all features enabled like Steam market and adding friends

[obsidian brook]

Hey, at the moment it is exclusive to Ukrainian shop chain Silpo

[rare jolt]

bummer, woul be sick tho

[dusky bolt]

Is the energy drink coming to the netherlands?

[tiny dew]

X to Doubt

You have energy drinks aplenty

Why you'd need another one?

You can kill yourself with Redbull if you will

Liver challenge

[faint patrol]

Means can't buy outside of Ukraine?

[lament zealot]

It’s snorkin time 😉

[fleet nebula]

[dusky bolt]

Because stalker is cool?

[void kelp]

Rust game mate

[tiny dew]

Appropriate

[tiny dew]

You make no sense whatsoever

[pulsar spindle]

I can now enter the zone

[lament zealot]

Outta here with that yee yee ass mask

[pulsar spindle]

Nah

[lament zealot]

Please do not post your face again

[pulsar spindle]

Lmao

[ripe merlin]

Become chad, supply Lidl

[peak jewel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/655766154916397089/1079719740991357028/kotyaka_blekmyaka.gif

[void kelp]

https://giphy.com/gifs/peter-griffin-bo2-6XmLCdiTFKlGC2UXtZ

[sharp ferry]

I LOVE UNBRANDED ENERGY DRINKS

[cold bear]

the night boat to Cario music video in a gif

[vernal loom]

Face reveal

[void kelp]

No I'm a little more akin to

[vernal loom]

I’m talking about my face reveal

[void kelp]

[pulsar spindle]

Bitter coleslaw

[shy narwhal]

@valid jay @carmine forge cope and ssethe

[granite tangle]

it was, but it was also when they started the milking

the two stroy dlcs were light milking, but still milking

[void kelp]

@pulsar spindle this cool ass cave i found, goes straight down to skulk, then if you walk more abit you find bedrock with deepslate

[pulsar spindle]

You made the server?

[void kelp]

no, i was playing alone

modded

[pulsar spindle]

When you gonna make it

[void kelp]

i can make it now

[pulsar spindle]

Alr

I could join when its made

Just send the stuff and modpack you'd be using

[high sail]

MC nerds

[urban coral]

Based

[vapid spindle]

That stance is majestic

[sharp moss]

@candid cloud @tiny dew Ay lmao a V8 brick is faster then a GT1 car

[candid cloud]

[vapid spindle]

Cap

[valid jay]

it's over

[azure spade]

Big ugly fat fella

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah its above my door

[lament zealot]

Quarantine losers when they were panicking over living like a college student again, at the same time nothing was stopping them from going outside and doing the things they normally do anyways (Chinese citizens were getting locked in their apartments)

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah I saw

I saw the apartments in china with metal bars holding the doors shut

[lament zealot]

Ye

Covid was great for me

In terms of day to day life

Pajamas all day and gamin

[bitter spruce]

covid was shit for me i still had to work everyday at my minimum wagie job. there was never a quarantine where i live

at most it was like a week quarantine

[lament zealot]

Bocchi hit right wing circles like crack hit black neighborhoods

[sharp moss]

Car time

[chrome dagger]

cooking time

[sharp moss]

@coarse rapids Thoughts?

[coarse rapids]

I actually quite like that,looks confortable and everything withing reach and easely visible

[sharp moss]

Noble M600, costs like 300k though

[tiny dew]

You still rollin'

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

pay more so we dont stick useless shit on your dashboard

[sharp moss]

Nah they're hand built

Plus there isn't that many people working for Noble

So the price makes sense

[coarse rapids]

still really infuriating how budget cars have those stupid things sticking out of it and youd need to get hand made stuff from some unknown guys to not have them

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-out-loud-lol-jerry-mouse-tom-and-jerry-gif-16446046

"Generation defining game"

Lolzers

People would suck Bethesda's ass cheeks easily these days

[sharp moss]

stupid things sticking out of it
Wdym? Spoilers/wings?

[tiny dew]

LMFAO

Posted a tweet and removed it

Oh my...

[small ice]

is it really worth it...

[sharp moss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JraCQXcjks

[coarse rapids]

we are talking the dashboard

but yes I feel like cars nowadays have too much on them,even budget ones

ADN IM NOT BUYINg a smart car

[lament zealot]

Oh god

I know this one guy and he’s like “I’m preordering it because I WANT the game. I don’t care if it’s the worst game ever I want it.”

I told him he’s just forcing himself to double down on his hype

[tiny dew]

As you can see, the tweet has been deleted already, perhaps he realised he's bootlicking WAY too much.

[lament zealot]

Good

[sharp moss]

Gotta justify the increase in price after all

If you got rid off the crap like the nannies and airbags you could easily shave off 10k in price

It used to be that the base trim for performance cars was the one stripped out with no AC or radio for example, not all cars obviously but you get the idea. Nowadays it's the opposite, pay us more so that we can strip it out for you.

[chilly trail]

Woman in the zone?????

Wolf agrees lmao

[rough patio]

who the hell super reacted macedonia in announcments

[bitter spruce]

I LOOOOOVE MAAAACEEDOOOONIAAAAAAAA

[ripe merlin]

@teal oracle

[urban coral]

Woman Moment

[worldly cape]

https://i.imgur.com/tyMsOf0.png

[teal oracle]

SKAVEN

[urban coral]

There's no such thing as "Skaven"

Trust in what we tell you to be true

[void kelp]

She got the ukraine on her haed

[lusty onyx]

yes, yes it was

[earnest escarp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/729780316482568345/1114154866588270602/image0.gif

[fleet nebula]

[ripe merlin]

Whooper whooper whooper whooper whooper whooper

[earnest escarp]

I'mma be a one-man cheeseburger

https://tenor.com/view/burger-l4d2-l4d-coach-coach-l4d2-gif-22711613

[tiny dew]

What up, gigachads

[tiny dew]

Coach, my fav

The one-liner man

[earnest escarp]

I always played Ellis

[small ice]

WOOOOO
YEAH BABY

[small ice]

[tepid matrix]

[void kelp]

The thingy

[gray jetty]

Hype

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/figaro-bakery-gif-27205743

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/dogs-cats-dog-kneading-cat-gif-15265967

[gray jetty]

I was at my mates place other day he has a cat

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/deus-ex-jc-denton-gif-24801516

niiiiice

[gray jetty]

I also coughed up the big bucks for the Wii dual mod

[coarse rapids]

tell me the damage

[gray jetty]

300 bux

Wii dual was just the best video mod for the Wii and the dude behind it just stopped making it

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/928584270094684180/1086976276847411200/TVhead_Default.gif

[gray jetty]

So now is an ultra rare commodity

[shy narwhal]

@coarse rapids

[coarse rapids]

the fox is reading

[gray jetty]

Around here it’s coyote

There everywhere

[small ice]

i found a cube under a map in rdr2

and gn

[gray jetty]

gentlemen tomorrow is the day

there launching battle bit remastered

[fleet nebula]

[ripe merlin]

Due to inflation, the cost of ballin' has gone up

[pearl wraith]

They can also be annoying mfs that frequent your neighbors chicken coop and hide in your bushes

[worldly cape]

you must be talking about those wild angry rats, and not the domestic relaxed ones

[pearl wraith]

Tru

Oh how I do love looking out the window and seeing the wood rat version of Biggie Cheese moseying through the grass

That dude was as wide as my shoe

[teal oracle]

[gray jetty]

biggie cheese

[pulsar spindle]

@void kelp they have arrived

[uncut token]

guess what

[pearl wraith]

Oh dear lord what is that

[uncut token]

i got another crappy pc but it plays stalker yay lol

[gray jetty]

whats it got in it

also atm im having a terrible time my 6tb wd black hard drive is in the process of dying

im sitting here trying to transfer all the data off it

at a blistering 1mbs

for 2.28tbs of data

[uncut token]

i think i have a slot for a graphics card tho on this motherboard

[gray jetty]

thats pretty ass

if it was like a 2600k or something it would be much more usable

or actually the og i7 would be better

og i7 STRONK

[uncut token]

right

[gray jetty]

2600k is like

40 bux on ebay or somethhing

give it a crispy 1.2ghz oc

and your ballin

[gray jetty]

well here is that thing better than what you had before

or nah

[uncut token]

kinda

[gray jetty]

does it got some shitty oem motherboard in it

[uncut token]

idek

its a really crappy prebuilt my mom found for free somewhere she didnt need it no more

i havent really looked at it

[gray jetty]

ooof chances be low

that socket is semi usable for modern gaming but honestly

its started lingering into the realm of none viability

it needs more cores!

@uncut token well if you can figure out if its got some trash tier dell/hp oem board in it or not i can tell yah if it's able to do be turned into something half decent

[uncut token]

alright

its an hp prebuilt from what i can tell so far

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-dont-count-on-it-8ball-not-happening-unlikely-gif-8319648

[gray jetty]

download cpu-z on it

open it up go to the motherboard tab

and tell me what it says

[uncut token]

ok

[inland kelp]

Give me that

[uncut token]

2012 holy hell

[gray jetty]

thats.... not great...

[uncut token]

yeah ik

i find the crappiest pcs imaginable

[gray jetty]

id tell you to get an x58 board and a 980x or something

but sadly both those things are worth too much for it to be viable now

[uncut token]

in other news bough a subwoofer for my car

[gray jetty]

hype

[high sail]

me

[inland kelp]

bruv bri'ish innit owo

[void kelp]

You're romanian you liar

I guess it's in your nature though to deceive

[high sail]

im KILLING you

[void kelp]

To steal my organs probably

[high sail]

:>

[void kelp]

Because you're romanian

[pulsar spindle]

To sell them for more surplus

[high sail]

yes!

[void kelp]

Didnt know waifu was into that shit, I thought I was kinky

[pulsar spindle]

There is a lot of stuff waifu is in and I found some of them out

Nothing weird so we are fine

[void kelp]

Surplus is pretty weird

[high sail]

what airsoft does to a mf fr fr

[high sail]

i find it cool

[earnest escarp]

El Bandito

[sharp ferry]

Catter

Todd approves

[sharp ferry]

Time to visit Mekkah in the metaverse

[gray jetty]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPsWjdkyoPo

[simple sage]

viktorп#3360 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

Bad faction. The only reason you exist is for something to shoot at in clear sky since they couldnt use bandits.

You know I'm right though

You are the literal zone hobos

Uh huh

[sharp ferry]

They are like, banished from being bandit

They have to live in the swamps

[void kelp]

Yeah dirty swamp hobos

[sharp ferry]

Unlike the Chad Clear sky scientists they CHOSE to live in the swamps because none of the other factions want to get dirty and sick

[ripe merlin]

There's no major factions in the swamps because of tactical location nor importance, it's way to south of center

[pulsar spindle]

My hands and mind hurts putting it all together

[sharp ferry]

What are you making

[void kelp]

It has a lot of anomalies though

which means artifacts

[sharp ferry]

I mean inexperienced stalkers will have some trouble

[pulsar spindle]

M10 GMC

[void kelp]

Boring

[void kelp]

Well yeah but it can be fine if you move with a group

[sharp ferry]

Sacrifice

[void kelp]

No

multiple guns + mutants = dead mutants

[ripe merlin]

That's not something you want in your territory

And most anomalies can't produce artifacts

[void kelp]

The swamps have the ones that do

The artifacts are good there for lower zone areas

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/evo-gif-26534363

That's the world in which we live.

[void kelp]

Sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands if the parents refuse to do so.

No I meant kill them all

I wouldnt do that unless if you want to start digesting yourself

[ripe merlin]

It has maybe 2 okay ones

That are too dangerous

[small ice]

my honest reaction

[lusty onyx]

Goddamn renegades, bootleg bandits

Fucc no

[void kelp]

yooo they look awesome !

i had to spend a whole day in the hospital

and i might spend another

[gray jetty]

My 3d printer has finally shipped

[sharp ferry]

Snoot

Would pet

10/10

[earnest escarp]

Grippable shnozz

[peak jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monke-monkey-spin-bhanz-gif-21252063

[candid cloud]

Congrats!

[sharp ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/cuh-guh-buh-gif-26372267

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/761206531697672226/944717485691768882/GifMeme_20022022000028.gif

@sharp moss , same energy.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/292714436194467841/1007377941585473557/KuruDarius.gif

[vital remnant]

mfw i put a freedomer patch on my bong and now im attracted to bloodsuckers

[candid cloud]

Kys.

[sharp ferry]

Stop wanking to Bloodsucker tits!

[vital remnant]

no

[sharp ferry]

Bruh

[grave vapor]

Damn perfect meme

[sharp moss]

I saw a Honda EK today, aftermarket wheels, spoiler and was lowered. Don't think it was a Type R tho

[small ice]

BRO

[teal oracle]

Bruh

[pulsar spindle]

Ah hell nah

Even i have limits and this goes way past mine

[void kelp]

I come in bad times

Didnt wanna see that while sick

[woeful gorge]

what the hell is

that

[void kelp]

Its degeneracy at its finest

[void kelp]

Lmao

[sharp moss]

Does the bone hairpin and tail really not give it away?

[woeful gorge]

meh

[sharp moss]

Man if this stuff makes you guys kvetch how the hell are you going to cope when a sapient cloud asks for your hand in marriage in the future?

[coarse rapids]

Wtf are talking about bruh
Shut up and pass the blunt my throat is dry

[teal oracle]

bro we died once that match

only our teammate died

brooooo that was sad

[hidden gazelle]

I hate being sick

[languid hinge]

Cringe username

[hidden gazelle]

I can have it worse btw

[languid hinge]

What country are you from?

[hidden gazelle]

Wouldn’t you like to know

[languid hinge]

I have to update my database on what countries I hate

[hidden gazelle]

Virgin behavior

[languid hinge]

Not if your mom has anything to say about it

[hidden gazelle]

Yup I’m right

[languid hinge]

Nah, cry about it

[sharp moss]

Mom jokes in 2023 lmao

[languid hinge]

Yes.

[sharp moss]

I too enjoy being eternally 12

[languid hinge]

I will never stop making mom jokes and there is nothing you can do about it

And there is nothing your mom can do about it either

[sharp moss]

What if i run you over with a car

[hidden gazelle]

We will remove your kneecaps

[languid hinge]

Not if I remove yours first

[hidden gazelle]

I’m a paraplegic

[languid hinge]

I did that

[hidden gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/minny-biden-minnesota-gif-23289544

I can’t sleep the voices are extra loud tonight

[void kelp]

Wtf are yall doin

[hidden gazelle]

This morning my bad

[sharp moss]

Perhaps your kneecaps caving in on themselves as my bumper hits them at 200 km/h will change your mind

[languid hinge]

Jesus said that the problem we had during the revolutionary war was a lack of airfields - Joe Biden

[hidden gazelle]

WALTUH

[languid hinge]

I literally got hit by a car yesterday and walked it off

Don't even have bruises

Screw you and your car, coward

[hidden gazelle]

LITERALLY GUYS BELIEVE ME

[coarse rapids]

Youll only get in trouble if the car is slow enugf

[sharp moss]

Rip the handbrake and do a second pass

No survivors

[languid hinge]

You don't have to tbf, but it did happen

[hidden gazelle]

I understand mommy and daddy don’t give you attention at home, but maybe if you were more likable, we’d talk to you more

[tropic tundra]

Hello

[languid hinge]

Sounds like a cope

Sorry you never leave your house and nothing ever happens to you

Must be a hard life

[hidden gazelle]

Yup :3

[languid hinge]

Average STOC user tbf

[tropic tundra]

hmm instead of arguing why won't you two play a game and prove who's wrong ?

[hidden gazelle]

[hidden gazelle]

I don’t wanna be the only girl who talks to him

[languid hinge]

You wouldn't be (I also talk to your mother)

Either way I'm cleaning stuff, only reason I'm chatting here

[hidden gazelle]

Virgin

[languid hinge]

Cope seethe mald

[hidden gazelle]

You didn’t get bullied in school didn’t you?

[languid hinge]

I did not, no

Did you?

[hidden gazelle]

I can tell

[languid hinge]

Sorry you got bullied buddy

[hidden gazelle]

Okay?

[languid hinge]

Sounds rough

Hope you mentally recover from it

[hidden gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/blank-stare-homelander-antony-starr-the-boys-dead-inside-gif-25853869

[languid hinge]

True that

[tropic tundra]

then it wouldn't be resolved and find who would be the one to lose this "beef"

[languid hinge]

He thinks I don't just annoy people at random for fun

How am I going to "beef" with someone if I just met them 2 minutes ago

[hidden gazelle]

@high sail i saw you typing

[tropic tundra]

replies by sayin' ignored while actually carin'
k

[hidden gazelle]

you’re welcome

[high sail]

Hi schizo

[hidden gazelle]

Howdy

[high sail]

Nothin much
Seeing You talk with those 2

[hidden gazelle]

Poggers. I’m sick so I couldn’t sleep well

[high sail]

Get better Soon!

[hidden gazelle]

I’ll try to

[tropic tundra]

passes the junt enjoy me friend

[hidden gazelle]

I get the night sweats when I’m sick so my hair gets tangled and I gotta spend the hour detangling it

[tropic tundra]

i hate that part

[hidden gazelle]

So when I shower later my hair gonna take an hour to completely dry and I’m gonna suffer the entire time. Don’t get sick

[void kelp]

Everyone here should close discord and be productive for once, stoc is a lethal poison

[pulsar spindle]

I did enough productive stuff

[tropic tundra]

same

[pulsar spindle]

Anyways in about 4 hours or so I got work

[tropic tundra]

all what is left 4 me is to clean stuff in my house

[hidden gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-the-agents-know-dont-gif-18536773

[void kelp]

Drink tea for the sickness

Mint tea

With a lemon slice

[simple sage]

SkinwalkerChan#7768 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hidden gazelle]

🥺

Ew Hell no

I’d rather drink coffee and I don’t like coffee

[void kelp]

Obviously a woman, who doesnt like coffee

[pulsar spindle]

I love it, pure black nothing else

[tropic tundra]

coffee is only for work trust me

[hidden gazelle]

Iced coffee

[void kelp]

I have 3 kinds, coffee with 2 tea spoons of sugar if i wanna chill, black coffee without sugar if i have work, cream coffee if im feelin good

The best is dark coffee, it gets you runnin real quick

[hidden gazelle]

I’m better off drinking energy drinks since how much creamer and sugar I put in coffee for it to be palatable

[void kelp]

Ew, energy drinks

[pulsar spindle]

Tf

[void kelp]

The unatural coffee

[hidden gazelle]

[pulsar spindle]

Never had a energy drink exept like maybe 1 redbull

[void kelp]

For me energy drinks taste too sweet or too sour give you headaches and generaly are a drink to gain unnecessary weight

[hidden gazelle]

I prefer original Red Bull over Original monster is too sweet

[void kelp]

They are all the same, too sweet, too sour

[hidden gazelle]

It’s called exercise. I’m American and I know what that is 💀

[tropic tundra]

energy drinks don't really help while being sick

[hidden gazelle]

Succ

[tropic tundra]

you saw nothing :p

[void kelp]

Energy drinks are soda on crack

[hidden gazelle]

True

I don’t drink soda

[void kelp]

Energy drinks are basicly a soda

Just sweeter

[hidden gazelle]

Every once in a while I will but I don’t like soda. I drink water with dinner

[void kelp]

I have ptsd from water

[hidden gazelle]

Oh no

[void kelp]

My coach made me drink that non stop when i was training

[hidden gazelle]

Awe hell naw

[void kelp]

Almost started shitting water instead of pissing it

[hidden gazelle]

[tropic tundra]

stopped drinking soda for an entire month, i feel much better

[sharp ferry]

Last time i drank soda was like 2 years ago

I got diabetes but now i'm good

[void kelp]

Awesome

[pulsar spindle]

Which type?

I'm a 1

[sharp ferry]

I forgot but it wasn't that bad

[pulsar spindle]

Mine is permanent

[sharp ferry]

Dammn

I didn't knew diabetes can be permanent

[void kelp]

I also had diabetes, its something that runs from the family, i got rid of it tho

[languid hinge]

Yeah, especially once they got popular and most brands just added more sugar and removed all of the "energy"

[void kelp]

Runs in the family*

[languid hinge]

Like Monster's formula used to be an almost exact copy of Redbull's until they realised their target audience were teenagers

So they just made the drink sweeter to get more teens and kids to buy it

[void kelp]

I feels, it sucks having to keep a view on your sugar level

[sharp ferry]

I'm better off drinking those packet powdered milk things for workout rather than energy drinks

[languid hinge]

Energy drinks are horrible workout drinks

Just drink some water or something man

[void kelp]

We should play it coop

[sharp ferry]

I'm not drinking energy drinks

[languid hinge]

Have one of those protein shakes if you really want to

I drink energy drinks from time to time because I like the taste

But that's about it

[tropic tundra]

splinter cell 1 dont have coop

[sharp ferry]

I don't know if you guys know what Milo is but it tastes pretty good

[languid hinge]

No idea

[tropic tundra]

pandora tomorrow is just spies vs mercs
Chaos theory has coop and spies vs mercs
Double agent has both

[void kelp]

Pretty sure chaos theory does have it

[pulsar spindle]

I gotta do way more than that

[void kelp]

I had to watch what i eat, when i eat, and my sugar level otherwise il get sick

[pulsar spindle]

I gotta track my sugar, calculate carbs, calculate insulin

Much more stuff I forgot

[void kelp]

I Hope it gets better for you

[tropic tundra]

@void kelp fun fact : splinter cell's 1 final mission uses same assets from the ghost recon castle mission

[void kelp]

After u finish it do chaos theory and tell me

[tropic tundra]

i mean you know the algerian and morrocan goverment took down the internet

we gotta wait for 2/1 hours

[sharp ferry]

The first State of Decay game didn't get that much love

I love state of decay

[languid hinge]

I hate how it consumes resources while you're offline

That was a horrible idea

[sharp ferry]

I forgot about that

I don't know how it is in State of Decay 2

[languid hinge]

They removed it

[sharp ferry]

Well that's for the better i guess

[languid hinge]

State of decay 2 is pretty fun but it doesn't have that big storyline like 1 does

The story mode isn't as compelling

[sharp ferry]

Honestly i've never seen a zombie game with an actual good storyline in a long time

[tropic tundra]

the game also has dogz, worst enemy in the series

[languid hinge]

In a zombie game I don't really care about the plot per se, but it's nice to have a real goal to work towards in a linear fashion

[sharp ferry]

Yeah it's nice

[languid hinge]

Some sort of satisfying conclusion to the game

[sharp ferry]

I like zombie games where it's more of a "you do your own thing"

[languid hinge]

In state of decay 2 the main gamemode is like a small area and you win by destroying all of the infestations

And it's randomized each time

[sharp ferry]

It's a small map?

[tropic tundra]

rate the game for me so if i can try it or not

[languid hinge]

Yeah, but the dlcs include an actual storyline mode

[sharp ferry]

They really did a Destiny 2

[gray jetty]

Thanks

[sharp ferry]

Bongo

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/figaro-bakery-gif-27205743

[sharp ferry]

Knitter

[chrome arrow]

Hello can i join the cat posting

[sharp ferry]

Yes

[candid cloud]

@sharp moss .

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/jambo-jambo-cat-jschlatt-jambo-wave-wave-gif-26213355

[chrome arrow]

That's fake

[lament zealot]

[rough patio]

[candid cloud]

Your pfp is based.

[rough patio]

Thanks :D

[candid cloud]

Make spells, not war.

[rough patio]

being called based by Truther is the biggest compliment i have ever gotten

i mean

[candid cloud]

You are welcome

[lament zealot]

Oh I saw your pfp

[rough patio]

i was not the one being called based

[lament zealot]

Lame, SWMG is dead and people have been beating the dead horse for many days now

[rough patio]

but still

[chrome arrow]

I only have cats that's fake

[chrome arrow]

Soo reletable ♥️🥰

[lament zealot]

Cat obsessed weirdos are… weird

[teal oracle]

Yes

[ripe merlin]

@rough patio shadow wizard money gang

[lament zealot]

Would

[coarse rapids]

this looks like crap

[sharp moss]

Buy a Hyundai worth $40k or more and you get a complimentary waifu to go along with it 😭

[shell peak]

Lmao...

After 4 years of loyal service, they still can't spell my name...

They wrote "Dvachevksy" instead of "Dvachevsky"

[lament zealot]

What’s da difference

[lament zealot]

You can tell the artist who made this isn’t a native speaker

[chrome arrow]

Very mean

[pulsar spindle]

Ok guys, there is a lake called "Hitler pond" in Ohio

[lament zealot]

Yooo, stalker meetup?

[hidden gazelle]

I live only 2.5 hours away

[pulsar spindle]

We must go

[hidden gazelle]

Ohio has a “stand your ground law” btw

[lament zealot]

Ok and?

[hidden gazelle]

You wonder why no one like you

[high sail]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about female characters and its starting to weird me out

[lusty onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-roblox-falling-goodbye-chat-top-text-gif-21349648

[cinder crag]

hello stalekrs

[cinder crag]

shut up

[lament zealot]

Try and shoot me, I WILL trespass private property (if applicable) to get to Hitler pond

[chrome arrow]

Unstoppable force

[peak jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monke-monkey-spin-bhanz-gif-21252063

[ripe merlin]

You're no longer real cool

[ripe merlin]

Joji tf2 buff mercenaries edit

[sharp moss]

Pookie never answered my question in regards to that one Japanese word

[lament zealot]

What word

[lament zealot]

I cannot see cuz iPhones don’t like mp3s for some dumb reason

[sharp moss]

Every time i have seen it be used it was translated into something different

[lament zealot]

Got a different source?

[sharp moss]

hm yea 1 sec

[sharp moss]

https://youtu.be/kraO46xV3Ww?t=129

[lament zealot]

The exclamation?

[sharp moss]

Yea the thing he yells

[void kelp]

True...

[lament zealot]

Sounds like “クソタレが(だ？)” which I guess would roughly translate to “the (or ‘they are’ depending on the last character) piece of shit!”

Judging by the icon change when he says it, I’m assuming that it’s because the player momentarily gained distance

[sharp moss]

It's why i wanted to ask someone who speaks it natively, i figured it was one of those things that's just impossible to translate. Also that seems really out of place given the characters never insult each other, at least not directly with swear words.

[lament zealot]

It’s kinda vague, it could also situationally be considered to be similar to “aw shit!”

that’s how I interpreted it anyways

[sharp moss]

Alright, thanks il just role with that

I also hear other characters use the same word but without the "ga" in the end, im guessing the meaning doesn't change?

[lament zealot]

Yeah I’d assume so

Since the insult is kinda slang-y already

directly it’s like saying “piece of shit!” but that could mean I’m calling YOU a piece of shit, what I’m doing a piece of shit, or exclaiming that to a situation (tho I don’t think you can really do this last one with the Japanese version)

[sharp moss]

It's the second one most likely, kind of like saying "fck my life what's wrong with me"

[raven void]

Someone's YT account got hacked and now is streaming crypto scams speeches. Which stalker contents uploader has 24.8k subscribers? Go check it out now

[lament zealot]

Yeah that happens sometimes

Imagine how stupid people have to be for this scam strategy to be worth doing

Linus Tech Tips iirc had this happen to him

“Ah yes a channel known for technology review is randomly hosting a totally clickbait and out of the ordinary interview about Elon Musk and bitcoin in a way that makes no aesthetic sense in comparison to the rest of the channel. Also, every other video was taken down. Hmmmmm”

[tropic tundra]

hello

[shell peak]

https://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Your-About-Safety/dp/045149492X/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?adgrpid=65849267178&hvadid=321646123864&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9003172&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=15593959447699252896&hvtargid=kwd-309068966873&hydadcr=21716_10176449&keywords=how+to+talk+your+cat+about+gun+safety&qid=1685333890&sr=8-1

Best book ever

[void kelp]

Seeing the non-insane prices in default shoc after playing anomaly for days is insane

and also people making guitar sounds with their mouth

[simple sage]

SkinwalkerChan#7768 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hidden gazelle]

I DIDNT EVEN SWEAR

[coarse rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1116329717834989608/shadow-wizard-money-gang.gif

[hidden gazelle]

Anomaly isn’t fun

After modding to make it neco stalker arc simulator but it got old really fast

[void kelp]

Why would you do that

[candid cloud]

Imagine modding a mod.

[void kelp]

Thats probably why you dont find it fun if you fill it with meme shit

[hidden gazelle]

I have free will unlike you, peon

It wasn’t fun either way, fuckwit

[void kelp]

Imo its fun

[rough patio]

literally me

[candid cloud]

Literally him.

[void kelp]

I will say gamma isnt fun though

Even I am not that masochistic

[hidden gazelle]

True.

[coarse rapids]

play NLC

[void kelp]

I missed watching the stalker in shoc default just walk straight through anomalies and dying nonchalantly

[teal oracle]

bruh

[languid hinge]

It's definitely a moment

[languid hinge]

I would rather play NLC than try to 100% OP-2.1

[coarse rapids]

THEN WHY HAVEN TYOU PLAYED

:(

[languid hinge]

Haven't played anything STALKER related in ages

Would rather play other games most of the time

[void kelp]

@carmine forge @pulsar spindle look at these caves man, i love the new cave generation

[void kelp]

one is from uptop the cave, and one is down inside the cave

[lament zealot]

Dead server xd

[candid cloud]

True.

[void kelp]

True

[peak jewel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/655766154916397089/1079719740991357028/kotyaka_blekmyaka.gif

[neon vale]

@lost torrent we are free

[chrome arrow]

Super mario bros lore

[pearl wraith]

Goofy ahhhh lighting

[void kelp]

i know, i used shaders with fullbright resource pack

the ones that makes everything bright without needing tourches

[pearl wraith]

Mmmmm

[void kelp]

so the shaders got messed up

[pearl wraith]

Are those mushrooms stock?

[void kelp]

its from the mod quark, tbh i didnt know quark adds cave items

i also found diffrent collored animals like cows and chickens

i found new trees and items

like bamboo planks

and floors, new lanterns and what not

just building items

[neon vale]

i wish overworld generation was less boring

it should be more like the generation of old mc

or like the new nether's generation

i am sick of flat plains with hills here and there

[void kelp]

i do like the new caves

for the overworld i dont really care

[neon vale]

i hate caving so im always on the overworld

[void kelp]

it just changed a tiny bit, it looks like more realistic kinda, and more larger space and area

i like the underworld generation and under water generation

[neon vale]

i want to get into mc as much as literally everyone else but i just cant

the tedium of the game always catches up with me

[void kelp]

why

[lament zealot]

Caves suck now

[neon vale]

i find it to be really empty

[void kelp]

well, vanilla minecraft does get boring from time to time

[neon vale]

im just not creative

[lament zealot]

They’re just big underground mountains

[neon vale]

and im exceptionally unlucky

[lament zealot]

Bring back the older style of cave with multiple overlapping caverns you get lost in

[void kelp]

try with us in the other server, we got some awesome mods that change minecraft, like the origins mod, or create mod

[neon vale]

those still exist

[tiny dew]

...

[neon vale]

i might

but i always end up letting people down when i play multiplayer

because im usually the first to stop playing

[tiny dew]

Quartz spoiling TES VI again

[void kelp]

the last thing i made in the server was a train that goes to my base, to a village, then all the way to Me's area, the create mod is awesome

[void kelp]

nah its alright, even we stopped playing rn, im waiting for Me to be free so we can game more

[tiny dew]

I lost my train of thought already

[lament zealot]

Idk I haven’t seen em as often

[void kelp]

with the mods we currently got on i dont think you will get bored

[lament zealot]

I’m not taking about tunnels tho

[void kelp]

they just have tons and tons of new shit to do

[lament zealot]

I mean those roundish rooms that poke into other roundish rooms, Swiss cheesing the entire area

[neon vale]

i usually get bored because im always really unlucky

[void kelp]

looping caves still exist, they just added massive spacious caves

[neon vale]

and due to poor planning

[lament zealot]

Yeah like every 10 ft sticking outta the ground

[void kelp]

you know how much i died allready, at first, i was the one on top, protecting everyone, a creeper falls allready charged and kills me once, i died about 50 times, ask Me, he was there gaurding my items, everytime i go and get them i die again

[void kelp]

planning as in base building?

[neon vale]

im always starving

i always accidentally underpack

when im unlucky i mean im unlucky with iron specifically

im basically hardstuck on stone tools

[void kelp]

so, in this origins mod, you choose a creature to take some of its powers, max took fish powers, |Me took cat powers, i took spider powers, pros: i make web, climb walls like spiders, when i hit enemies they get webbed and freeze
cons, minus 3 hearts than everyone, carnivore, means all i eat is meat

all i eat is zombie flesh

cause its expensive to farm animals, and it takes time, alot of time

[neon vale]

i guess ill try out the server

[void kelp]

you really should, its fun

well, it stops being fun when you go in the caves and charged creepers fall on you but yeah

[chrome arrow]

I can just imagine playing minecraft late at night peacefully caving and the god of death falls on you. You don't die from the explosion, you die from a heart attack

[void kelp]

exactly

[neon vale]

underwater caves scare me more than any mob

[void kelp]

the problem is he falls charged, and explodes in 0.01 ms, you cant even right click for shield

[void kelp]

some of the noises scared me

i was in the skulk area, and this creepy sound and static started playing

i just hid in a hole

[chrome arrow]

Exploring underwater caves be like:

[neon vale]

i like this guy

[void kelp]

me too

[chrome arrow]

Thank you kind people

[void kelp]

what

im seeing shit

huh

may 9?

@neon vale someone threw a magic spell at me, or i ate the wrong medicine

[tiny dew]

Wuh, UFOs?

[hidden gazelle]

Schizophrenia

[void kelp]

Hey do any of you remember how to steal a color from a pixel in photoshop

I mean like extract then

please Im doing something important

and I'm not trying to gradient or anything I just want to steal it for the pencil

[tiny dew]

Use P or it was I key

Either, I, O or P

You can also selet it in the tool bar to the left

[void kelp]

or the little dropper tool thing

in the toolbar

[tiny dew]

Ye

[void kelp]

money is annoying

to all the children here (who aren't starving) enjoy it while you can

im out there stalking irl

[void kelp]

What do I do it just place that thing

I feel like I'm being REALLY stupid

use the damn dropper, it sets the foreground as the color

[sharp ferry]

You're just not used to something you're not stupid

[void kelp]

or both

[sharp ferry]

Don't talk my boy dirty like that

[void kelp]

Oh wait I was using the wrong setting

Hope you know what you are assisting

[tiny dew]

Acister knows what he says

Good heavens we done...

We helped him change Neco Arc....

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-knock-head-tongue-out-gif-17563129

[tiny dew]

Vic about to change the whole Arc....

alter the plots, change the dots...

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cry-tears-boy-what-have-i-done-gif-17112109

going to kill every cat i see irl until people stop posting neco arc

[tiny dew]

Easy, easy, my young padawan

[void kelp]

I've been left with no other choice

[void kelp]

This is just a test one I've never fcked with sprites b4

well bitmaps

[void kelp]

Test finished

Cant do much with it because background is black

why there a square in the sky

Added a weird looking gas mask thingy

illogical straps

[sharp ferry]

Make this a sticker

[void kelp]

Made the body slightly lighter

[sharp ferry]

Duty arc

[lost torrent]

Hell yeah

[teal oracle]

[chrome arrow]

#reletable