#🤨┃stalker_memes
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Chat is this real?
Your just mad you don’t have a rock to worship
Decided to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and met two drug addicts
Strelok
rule 14
There is no rule 14
Reason: Мова в мемі має бути українською чи англійською
My honest reaction to that information
Do people actualy use yadulin?
Swear to god
Ain't no way that's the "he just doesn't know it yet" man
I mean I don't
I do
You have seen too many ♻️ S.T.A.L.K.E.R. you can replenish your stats here
Let's post more stalker core
Wth is the point of being alive if this cant be my life
why
at that point ill just not buy a yadulin because my dumbass is going to turn my 89% health to 40% by walking into an anomaly, forcing me to use a medkit anyway
When I lack enough life to be in a possible danger but not enough to waste a medkit
(The yadulins I find randomly)
I'm going to wipe out every single faction I can
What the hell did I create
bro, normalize explaining, what did you mean by this? IS this part of the bread lore?
I tried to imagine how Zone might perceive Strelok. To do this, of course, you will need to eat something like bread.
P.S. Although, from the side of Strelok, his perception of the Zone may look the same. It seems that you can see different meanings here.
Hardest edit ever
Its when i see things like this i wish i knew that language because that looks funny asf 😔
- Paper is mine, and the package is not.
- Whose is this?
- This is not mine, there ought to be tobacco.
- I'm asking you, whose is this?
- If this is a cig butt- ...
- I'm asking-... here- ... It is stuffed with hemp.
- It is not stuffed with hemp... If that is cig, it is tobacco-
- Then we will- What "is not stuffed", it is stuffed with hemp, look at it.
-There is nothing to check. [Third guy]
- You are a junkie.
- I'm no junkie!
- [Some uncomprehendable gibberish] He is high.
- How come am I high... [literally: what am I injected with]
- What are you looking at. You are in a barrel.
- But Kuznetsov-
-**10 year prison**. I'm done. Protocol him.
- But Kuznetsooov...
- You are a junkie. I'm done.
- Into zone, You are going into zone. That's all. You are done, you get it? What do you have there? Cannabis. 10 kilograms of cannabis. ```
Let him cook
I am cooking something else in the background. But not now.
Hope x Stalker core
Man, I remember when actual good memes were posted here like this
Now that's why most people love "bread" lore
we are gonna throw you into a pit full of whirlig anomalies
jump onto a whirlgig
May the zone take you
ЗА ХЛІБ!!!
Don't judge me this was made by original author of "bread" lore
Rule 14
"memes cannot be funny"
Hope x Stalker core, happy mental health awareness day! 
isn't mental health day in october tho?
And who the hell said you could leak this footage of me
thx for spreading awareness! 

Weakest loner
Ayyye my meme! Happy to my content circulating here 
the time is near.
the time for nearing is approaching.
Next time create a better password for you PDA, now I'm gonna trade it for vodka and canned food
Just dont leak the bandit freedom sextapes
That's going into my private storage... but not in public, you have my word
Freaky breeki you..
Said the guy how had hard with "bread"..
Moist and warm, found everywhere. Its perfect.
The bread kills...
is anyone gonna eat all of those bread or...
:I can make it, im built diff B)
Can you eat it before it drains your life?
Oh I'm aware alright
@sly vigil
The Bread knew
I am fellow #2
I am fellow #1
Im sorry
Ось приклад, як оформлювати відео з лайкою
#🤨┃stalker_memes message
My favorite detail is that the enhanced versions have lower resolution icons
the icons were "enhanced" by ai
i saw this on tiktak
why the merican eccent tho 😭 🥀
@clever cloak you sly dog
Forshadowing...
I appreciate your wallpaper.
yooo splitgate
i know more about the origins of his wallpaper than I know about splitgate 
My broke self played splitgate during 2021
Its like your average fps but with portals esentialy
Splitgate 1 is Halo with Portals
Splitgate 2 is Titanfall with Portals but no mechs
Reason: offtopic meme
Reason: offtopic meme
bred
Posting this gem english dub ❤️ 💎
there even was a scene like this in SOC?
Ther sure was
Yeah, that's just a Tuesday for me.
the AAAAAA gives me "im boutta blow" vibes and I hate it because of that
Who anyone who doesnt get this, go play clear sky
limansk in real life before in stalker 2
Not as good as that one English voice line in CoP where that guy was dying over the radio 🤣
Lymansk? 
Hey this channel is memes only, irl photography goes to #💬┃en_offtop
hey uhh, that is literally, limansk? honestly i just woke up so ill just comply
Шо за брєд в чаті...
Bruh i think you got too brainwashed 💀
yooo whats up chat the brain scorcher is awesome!!!! all of you guys should go to radar... my brain? fried? naaah the intellect got bigger
good idea! heard there's lots of artifacts there

BASED
Reason: use correct channels
Why is this so elaborate 💔
apprently bread has made its rounds to the yr 2025 
Better then "bread"
Вони думають я детектори зі штанів достаю. А тут треба за кожну пєрдєлку домовитись!
The Heart of Kivotos
BEGONE HERETIC

stalker
Ecological Disaster Zone
Korshunov when was intern for the group
The classic
Reason: Лайка в мемі

@hollow zenith nword in video
pinged ye bcs ye were the last mod I've seen active
@teal tundra What about him?
actually I'll delete it since it has the nword
Sorry yall
What are you talking about man
Reason: offtopic meme
Not the l3
I was summoned?
Still trying to fathom how we went from ‘How tf can I pay off my apartment’ to ‘Know what, Imma decide the fate of the Zone’.
Why the hell does no one post quality memes anymore?
First time I see an Arena Breakout meme of Stalker
Call of Pripyat is so GOTY 2025
I give you the mark of approval
:smile
completely true

Amazing name for a kid!
lore accurate renegades
Begone renegade, this is for big factions only
What is Evening-SIlver123 up to 😭 🥀
Apok gets so much abuse 😭
I hit one of you guys in the face with a shovel on stalkerz I HATE RENEGADES I HATE RENEGADES I HATE RENEGADES
Yk what’s better than a renegade? Two bandits
I love Monolith. Monolith is Life.
Za monolith provides
Yk whats better than a renegade? A SHOVEL TO THE FACE I HATE RENEGADES
You'd love them if you joined them. They seem to come back to life at any given point in time for how many there are
I would love them??
YES i am a looner :D
stalker and blue archive collaboration when
If Sidorovich was a faction
Use Adblocker lmao
Legendary screenshot:
No adblock
5 Ads
Random ahh quiz
2000s design
You still can "tweat"


Looner is crazy
we’re all loners in the zone, stalker
This is my favorite kind of stalker meme by far
I'd pin it if we hadn't reached the limit
This is such a masterpiece that it doesn't deserve the ♻️ reaction. I will always enjoy looking at cute cats making stalker noises
Can someone post that Satisfaction meme? I need it urgently
hope that this counts as stalker-related
"No man, you are in ChOrnobyl."
I loaded into my save file and I just saw that
Join monolith now
He just taking a quick nap
The Zone doesn't take what you give it. It takes what it wants – and leaves you with dust in your lungs and nothing in your eyes.
interesante comic
The gooner ad is crazy work 😭
My brother in the zone, use cobalt.tools
Man Im dead!💀
I knew it, they all just play dead once you're near. The monolith are that scared of you

Top 3 stalker questions that were never answered…
- Who supplies NATO weaponry to Freedom
- Who are the clients contracting Mercenaries
- What is behind Sidorovich’ bunker…
U forgot what is on nimbles flash drive
Clearly, the answer is Globohomo West to all 3 questions /s in case someone takes it seriously
♻️
♻️
Who put Wolf into the fire
This shi ain’t recycled, I made the caption stuff for it.
Made this with Viggle AI

_
@surreal swan
Reason: rule 14 violation


Professor, we need to cook
What is rule 14...
Reason: Bad word usage
Not sure if this is on-topic bit here you go.
why does nifty noit ppost on tik tok tho
Self respect I believe 
remember where you got this from....
Got it from a different server, my friend
reposting one of my old edits here for the newer people to enjoy (ill make a new one i swear)
why do i keep seeing analog horror stalker... i want more
Reason: Вам потрібна роль content makers, щоб виставляти свої відео з ютубу
I have a serious question for analog horror enjoyers
Do yall genuinely find it scary
For the majority of them no. We're mostly there for interesting characters, worldbuilding and mystery think mandela catalog, Greylock, Walten files and other such things
I don’t “like” it, mostly because it always fumbles the ball on an otherwise interesting start
Thanks to both of you for your inputs
I’m a person who gets scared by loud unsettling noises and jumpscares, so yeah I do enjoy it because that adrenaline kick feels nice. Analogue horror does have good world building sometimes (see Vita Carnis) so that’s interesting too
“Ooh, look it’s a mf VHS tape!”
“Oh my god, missing persons posters!!!”
“Ahhhhh! An MP3 player!”
“Good lord, static interference!”
“Pictures of regular looking people! Run for your lives!”
“Vintage cartoons? So spooky!”
“That ONE goddamn Daisy Bell song that’s used too much, ahhhhhh!!!!!!”
The tropes are overused af to the point where I wouldn’t be that surprised if in 10 years we see haunted iPods playing Gangnam Style as a “scary” scene.
There's actually a rule where you can't post content on YT unless you have a specific role? Jesus Christ.
if everyone could just go around promoting their youtube channels with whatever is on there shid would get out of hand real fast I'm afraid
Poor man's cosplay
Life is so boring: throwing bolts at homeless people
🚬 💨
I swear to god if you guys put the ♻️
Needs more rust
agreed, true bolts come with age and wear
I wish they would vary in game depending on the location player is in - clean and new at the institute, super corroded near chemical anomalies, deformed around gravitational, etc
I didn't mean to offend anyone. But just look at his face and hairstyle.
@dull bay
Reason: Правило 14. Мова мему виключно українська або англійська
I love gmod for shit like this lmfao
Me at 3 AM: "just one more video"
Youtube: "I got you"
ONLY ONE WILL BE CHOOSEN
Why does he look like that
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine 
he sees the glory of monolith
Welcome to Unreal Engine 5.
it's sin, faction cut from SoC, but i think it's in anomaly
It's design is purely invented by modders to be overly edgy poopy faction
Say that to their face while your getting shot at by them
Well that’s easy cus they don’t exist

"Sin faction doesn't exist, Sin faction can't hurt you"
<...
Take your schizo pills grampa
Sin isn’t real

That's why there's no one to do "..."
does anyone have ecologist rpg vid?
got his ass claped by skif using a Makarov btw
https://tenor.com/view/youre-gif-11535639242323459753
"oh shit my embed fail gif failed, gotta delete it quick so nobody sees"
I know what you have done 
can someone give me the stalker meme with the climbing up the walls radiohead in the background
Reason: Bad word usage
Nope
Bro why does he look like messi??? lmaooo
🤨
Brah there's no bugs in Stalker, only anomalies 
Did you know?
At what state i found bro after his date with the emo Hello Kitty girl
Just made this meme
Нагадуємо, що мови спілкування та матеріалів, які публікуються у цій категорії - виключно українська і англійська. Дякуємо за розуміння!
Quid de Latina lingua?
#category-rules 14. "The language of communication in the category is exclusively English or Ukrainian"
7
Also
king of the zone
14?
Dang it Bobby. I told you not to mess with those blood suckers
peak bandit meme
he is everywhere
Degtyarev edit
This bug was so funny it softlocked my main quest
Damn, I'll have to get this picture in good quality from my old phone
Don't remember if i sent this already or no but here's something that i made
😁
Yo such a nice meme i love it
Bro is just how Tyler1 did for gun sound
Without spoilers, how do you unlock these cutscenes
Playing the game
._.
I'm replaying the game right now and I do remember seeing that patch in pripyat but I didn't know if I had to side with the ward or spark or sterlock or go loner
ego scio
Zone is not Proud…
is he in stalker 2?
Unfortunately not
scars true form
Burers sure have changed..
Shining zone as is
@median roost
Reason: rule 3, 6, 7, 8
BRUH
I posted it here long ago 
such is the way of memes
Ah ok 👍
Getting clapped by everyone In the zone doesn’t make you strong you filthy excuse for a bandit
я та @north sigil
Loser has to join monolith who's with me?
red bread
red bread? is that a tf2 reference?
Nope
Low quality shitpost
Older strelok looks like he just got into the zone after he got absolutely HAMMERED
I know it’s a ♻️ even tho I made the meme
Dis hohma not hohma
Dummy dis stuff wasn’t here yesterday, hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
☹️
Wait a second, someone deleted my embed fail message what the heck
rip, I guess it technically wasn’t stalker so they killed it
This is why Ecologists need to be protected
original content
Taste the pain
duty and freedom... not shooting each other for once
Honest opinion? Realistically id probably fail the easiest daily/replayable task/mission which is to kill a generic NPC then haul ass to the fatman... not because id be dead from bandits, the army or god forbid getting my ass mauled by a pack of doggos, but because im limping hard in real life so id no doubt lose to the time limit. Almost 28 years open spine (defective genetics)
this is the memes channel sir

Monolith why do you always repost the same image and also self react?
||B E C A U S E||
because the monolith cant cope with the fact they lost 3 times total
- they cant cope that are praying to a hologram
they're basically the equivalent of Enclave from Fallout
bread faction
Someone mentioned me? 
No
he bugged out and wouldnt do anything, just sitting there with his radio staring at me
Ого
Aura
Змініть аватарку, вона порушує правила
he's processing Scars beautiful eyes don't be worried 
Reason: Аватарка порушує правила стосовно нацизму.
Коли зміните - напишіть, розмутимл
That's a character from the movie Inglorious Basterds, could have a nazi intention, but not necessarily @craggy dragon
That's why I don't ban him.
If he change it - i will unmute him
він ще і має дивний напис в профілі?
Seems like a Victoria player idk
look on YouTube "Igor Hoffman", his biography is written on his website and there you will understand what the description is about
Which one of you did this shit?
Should I be scared or not? (Not the pseudogiant but whatever is hanging under its body)
.
Slava Clear Sky
I approve
Me too clear sky is the best faction
I hope someone gets this reference
Not the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 pseudogiant
Join monolith
We worship a rock
merc decided to sit ig
by Spartan Mozi

accurate depiction of whats going on in my head at 2am
the baldness is spreading
This must be the new dad anomaly if you come in contact you randomly get a wife and two kids and cargo shorts lots and lots of cargo shorts
Never dogfight su 30 s anomaly ahh name ( i dont have anything against it just wanted to Make that joke)
Never let me name someone's kid
Oh, Doctor, no
there's a rumour of a secret 5th ending where Degtyaryov doesn't let for anything to happen to Noontide
автор Науковий ренегат
Can I ask what mods you may or may not have installed
It’s snake
Reason: Bad word usage
Above
Sydorovych: Skif, we need to kill two jerboas. I'll pay a hundred thousand coupons right away.
Skif: DO YOU HEAR, OLD MAN, DO I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO? GO AND KILL THESE RATS, I HAVE A MISSION.
Below:
Dorozhnyuk: A chimera's penis. Immediately.
Skif: Yes, Mrs. Dorozhnyuk. Glory to Ukrainian science.
What
pyrogeist
Пане, лайка в мемах заборонена. Також вони мають бути укр чи англ(якщо не з гри фрази)
Reason: Bad word usage
i made a loner faction emblem in BO2 (plutonium)
100 loners versus one pseudogiant who would win
BO2 in 2025?
yeah, its still very much alive
we need more bolts, MORE
Yeah
@craggy dragon
Where Goku
my summer car or stalker?
Strelok, is that you?
I'm giving you a template for memes
i thought he was in a swaddle for a second
Strelok after the first raid to the center of the Zone
But all I did was, I WANTED TO BE HAPPY!!!!
That's what was here
Based and faustpilled
You made my day sad and happy
my summer car ukraine edition
red bread return
@fierce heron it’s Strelock and scar
Imagine how unstoppable they would be if they cooperated. Like the unstoppable force teams up with the immovable object
That would be Marked One & Strelok duo

Reason: meme in the russian language
It looks like my dreams
(I know. It is bad.)
Do you guys know why Strelok left the zone?
To find woman!
And do you guys know why Strelok came back to the zone?
He found woman!
There the same yk
Thats the point
The Legends of the Zone
@craggy dragon
Huh?
Wha'ts there, embed fail for me
same here
Santa Kaimanov (seriously why is his hair so white)
Ось він, темний сталкер
strelok after too much cossacks
When I first watched this finale, it looked like he was going to vomit any second.
Chat gpt officially a stalker
We being Anti-Russian here or?
Yeah, what's problem? 
I see.
Beloved Zone. Just to admire her
This guy needs some shoelada
Bro got New Balance
Monkey
I wonder if a person could tame a Bayun like Doc and Noah with a pseudodog
I cant admire here at more than 7 fps and she is very pixelated
Maybe Discord ate her
Feeling quite hungry
It's fine to watch with a low-resolution in mobile. I wonder what the limit is in megabytes here
Reason: Bad word usage
Arena round 2 psi dog is more pain than any of the end of game gauntlets
I dunno man I think the chimera was worse, it’s an absolute bullet sponge
By Nifty.
First time in Red Forest
I sure hope I'm not the only one who enters Red Forest with Doom guy's malicious grin on face 
Man, this forest sure is
Living*
Why say recycle I just made it 
Skif is such a hottie tho
Not hotter than my Strelock with his U turn hairline
thank you mastacheeks420
Today are his first birthday in the Zone. He is excited about it.
The Duty's Victory Dance
For anyone wondering this is from the Call of Pripyat Coop mod with XRmpe or something like that, theres a few built in mutant wave gamemodes in there its fun if you got people to play with
It is actually XRmpe Shadow of Coop
Does it work good to finish the game or is still glichy?
Well it works almost flawlessly to this moment. Right now we are about to go to lab x18.
Why does skif look kinda like Nickolas Cage?
The Military is no longer present in STALKER 2
Stalkers: Finally the Military won't be harassing us again.
ISPF:
"Oh boy, it was chronologically 10 years after the first game, I sure hope Sidorovich was kicked out from Cordon" 
NEVER

Back to scamming
even he being at old age
Bro says that and he's a bandit 💀
Trying to max out your settings in s2
Loners tend to carry more cash 'n goodies on them when there's only one guy robbing them
It's just better business environment for me when Sid is no more
They are at Zalissya now. But you can try where you are.
Home sweet home (more Lindemann's music)
How would your “faction” be against the might of the monolith
My fellow stalker, bandits and renegades are literally the first lines of defense against loners, who seek the imaginary schizo-rock

I kill bandits and monoliths alike for fun
If you try to hurt me im gonna take the fireball artifact i have on me at all times, throw it on the floor like an overinflated basketball and kill us both with whatever happens

🚬
Bro about to recieve 19 inches of psuedogiant

Basically that
Actually roadside picnic has something simiral.
Reason: Bad word usage
after X16 the main quest line bugged out, and we just went to radar to disable brain scorcher. After that we went to Prypiat, but some textures were missing and there were no npcs. We tried to go to CNPP but we just got teleported to garbage instead
Is that actually what skiff looks like or is that just a joke
I think it is
Yup,you gotta see his hairline (he got the zones curse)
Strelock u-turn reference
Does anyone have the meme of the dude holding out like sausage And bread with a smug face.
Yes
Also, I saw that video you made. That's really good
It has been a good hunt, Stalker…
Ty 
You're welcome
Do you guys have seal team preacher meme?
Made this
Finally, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Heart of Underground.
Stalkertale
scar is truly a happy man 
Yeesh
Is it just a gray screen or is there actually something there and my device acting weird
Surprise
"who is letting all these people in here"
-Strelok
if there was tv in the zone someone should make a hunting series
Ik it seems like self glaze with my edit in it but I promise it’s not 🙏
I'm sorry a horse 😭 I was curious on how good AI is at identifying stalker and it's not good
Kinda got it right, not the freedom one though
Got it half right it said stalker
I'm proud that these are one of the first mods to come out when the modkit came out
if only duty actually did their duty
Reason: russian language in the meme
I need this atrelok edit 
They’re way too busy larping as per usual

Str solos that s2 boss fight was a pain he does not go down easy
God, I need more of this crap, FEED ME PAPA TANKOVIC
Mods, find a guy who gave recycle emoji
it's not the first time I posted that one, so it's fine
i made the brainscorchers in gmod
accidentally put chernobyl instead of Chornobyl
such is Life in the Zone(mods will nuke me for ts)
FEED ME MOOORE
The video matches the plot 
Not... the song I was expecting...
Come on, it's a very concise song about being divided by others hatred)
is that dayZ but stalker?
Friend did this. Asked me to post it here.
Hell nah pal, it's time to sit on diet
this bro just hate me
Indeed
https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161 (I hate it when it doesn't work)
Nothing like an old fashioned PDA to take the edge off
I did a thing
Noone knows why
Who tf is that, doctor disrespect
Albanian Strelok
Strelurkish
Stalker gear would make for an amazing show
I wouldn't mind seeing some of these animated
Some one should try to make one of them an animation
It seems that ppl rather side with monolith than duty 
It won’t really be animation, but I could try to make a “top gear in the zone” series
That’s fine, just a series in general
Proof of concept:
Yeah that’s fine, you can also pitch in with the tonight on stalker gear, it supposed to be fun, not realistic
@hot kestrel
Banned, thanks for the report.
what’d they do?
Typical scam links, nvm
ah, wonderous
it happens when your account got hacked (if you click those shady links for your liking they send to you)
Poor guy
That’s what happens to you if you click scam links
"Can I see your passport?"
Too bad that prolly noone will get this reference 
That’s bc duty is very dookie, freedom on top
Yes
I only like the clear sky freedom, they chill af
Reason: Bad word usage
Get shotguns and smoke them all (yes its possible)
I love stalker gear, airs from 10 pm, to 11 pm
Reason: Curse words, russian language of the meme
Stupid Richard

Why am I given the option to remove the infraction? Idk what this mean lol
U can't
Ah
Just was curious about it
Never seen it before lol
I am a proud Liberty Exosuit Enjoyer
doody
I’m proud to be free
I've been living in a city for two years with an AC bigger than my bedroom and on 24/7 right outside my window, I would like the creepy Eastern European village
Woah
This could imply that Stalker series is actually based on real events 
Personal experience
Just a bug of Wolf, you can't do it
Stalker is so cool. I wish Ukraine was real
💀
🤔
Sons of the forest soundtrack my beloved
Heyyy you cool doods and cold blooded killers-
Bippity Bopitty, this is now my property
Reason: Bad word usage
the view from slag heap is so nice
How cool Strelok was made! My favorite head shape
Skif
Me when there is an exam tomorrow (I actually have an exam tomorrow)
it was supposed to say: give me a new home
Reason: Bad word usage
this is beautiful

I lovethis mem format
Where is this from
based gotta agree
I personally really dislike Groza's iron sights
tall, large, small opening and cover up a lot
other than that it's aight
i like them alot
The groza is kind of booty cheeks
can u send me the 2nd video
I will miss people flying away, good times
Funny yet annoying when your loot lands on a roof
just climb on the roof, easy enough
Gonna use this I made as an intro but it doubles as a meme
Very nice. Now, tell me. What’s that large hole for, at Uncle Yar’s? For your fun times with Bloodsuckers?
Reason: Bad word usage
WHAT THE frick (screw you wolf) IS THIS FROM HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN IT
@hollow zenith
As a freedomer I can't deny this
This deeply disturbs me
N-word what
I think I got the meme of the week
2 sides of the Stalker fandom:
People that kill mutants.
And
Freedomers.
I'll never understand how that stereotype even became a thing
If I remember there was a dialog about it in on of the games or some thing.
Glitched game dialogue. I think it was meant for a bandit. He said something along the lines of him being in the zone for so long that the mutants are starting to look good
yeah but that wasn't even freedom, that was a default line for many factions afaik
gamma used the bug audio for dushman a cut merc leadership
an then the weirdos of this faction continued on with it alongside other weirdos that suck the meat off gamma an anomaly an think of it as canon
How can I keep geting away whit this?
the frogs float?!?!?!
I don't get it. Is there something in the lore that I don't know? (Still funny whatever it is)
Freedom does some veeeery interesting things to mutants you know what I’m talking about red virus
🫃
Also I can do an other one. But no I will not
What kind of bad is it?
Its some bugged audio from a bandit that the morons of Gamma have taken to heart as canon an has spread as a virus of misinfo
an then the weirdo freedom supporters (furrys) like to indulg in it aswell
which are the same degens that keep tryin to force this twink headcanon of theres aswell
I mean I'm a freedom supporter but only because of rostok cuz they always have what I need 90% of the time but I never do any of that same thing with STC malachite
biblically accurate dog
It's a stupid thing from anomaly that wasn't even in the original games that everyone makes fun of freedom for now. It's not because of any dumb freedom furries or whatever it's just because stalker fans thought it was funny.
So in other words everyone knows it's fake it's just a joke
The only time I like freedom is in clear sky, any other time I put them in the ground with an excessive amount of 5.56
The Freedom slander must end
So we're just gonna ignore how skiff was playing on an anomaly
In Anomaly, Lukash says the infamous bloodsucker video found in a pda is actually all made up by Duty, in which they used caught Freedom members and forced them to do that so they could use the video as anti-freedom propaganda 
yeah that's also a thing, so technically dutyers did it.
Every time I think it's the last idea
We need to do more Stalker / Roadside media!
Strelok looks clapped
not sure if this was in the og games, but i saw it in barkeepers' dialogue in anomaly
well there's your answer, in anomaly 
Wth do you mean "happy"?
Technically did not because it's anomaly
Dinner time
Thar makes more sense
I’m also very happy when free food (burglar) comes into my house to feed me
but its true
Haters are there to hate 
Devs are re-using old mechanics? That means they are cowards and don't want to take the risk creating something new!
Devs have added new mechanics? They are destroying foundations of the original game!
Devs have added content that no one expected? They are ignoring their fans!
Devs listen to the fan base when adding new content? That only means they are incapable of coming up with something on their own!
And of course, no matter how many fixes and optimization updates been made, the game is always broken and laggy!
The hate train is so intense now that even if the game gets finished and at peak condition people will STILL complain
Give that man a true
I actually have noticed more and frequent crashing from the updates
It is The ZONE! what do you expect? "There are no bugs, only anomalies"
@hot kestrelвертайся
Брух, панове, використання символіки в цілому заборонено. Лайка так само(якщо не з гри)
Never though I would agree with a bandit but yeah people are ungrateful
True.
as a professional freedom member who got all the way to the CNPP a couple of times back when I would do expeditions, never have I ever seen such woman out in the Zone.
I have only seen femboys and furries therefore you are unbelievably incorrect, and I would advise you to either get the information correct next time.. or to not post such fake accusation

It is 1 in THE scale
can someone reply to me with that one video of scar as the image shows?
Я перетворився у теку?...
this is is radiating 
no clue if this has already been posted
Where is the tankovic special of the day?
I need those 2 videos please 🥺
Linux Moment
SidorovEdge
I was running a bit low on unhinged-energy so it fell flat elsewhere and didn't bother posting it here. But since you asked:
MONOLITH SHAIA CONFIRMED!!!!111!!!
STRELOK B.A.C.K.G.R.O.U.N.D. By MeltonOFF
(YouTube)
His edit goes hard, ngl.
@dull bay
You never fail to make my Monolit happy
Throughout the lesser zone and pripyat I alone am the cheeky breekey one
Bro, A-Life leveled up so hard, NPCs be crashing the cutscenes now. 
what the hell is he talking about
Na wtf is this freedom dude saying
Only in freedom
well yeah you are not wrong...... I love being a freedom member its fire 
1984??!!
He's late to work
Idk
He was only on board cuz of the hair
The day the colonel get hair is the day the zone takes me
I’d pay to see a show like this, in stalker version of course
I had the same thing happen but at duty base
WHAT THE FLUCK LMAO
HE SO FAST
C con didn't like me so I became the representative.
I am the one who represents!
<Insert Walter gif>


Bro are they good ?
rave

faust on that crazy juice
Damn Faust has game. Not bad for a Monolithian
I won't tell that I got laid. But let just say, that there will be signs
Guilty & charged man, the only faust cosplays are from women and i will be no different 😂
that faust fit
Didn't he wear a green shirt
yeah its kind of a pale OD
@tight python Oh it's real. It's real son
@sly vigil
Bro pls help, I'm looking for that monolit gas mask workout meme and I can't find it anywhere 
When you can't enter X-8
I’m not the only one that sees similarities in the movie and game right?
Approved
pretty sure the game is based off slightly of roadside picnic
it was inspired by a movie Stalker (Tarkovsky) and road side picnic, but you have a bit wrong associations, for example Scar is modeled in game after Anatoly Solonitsyn ( on bottom left corner and not Strelok) . Yeah... Strelok isn't from a movie though his role is a bit wider. In the book there is also a sphere that supposedly grants wishes, in a movie there is a room where your deepest unconscious desires are fulfilled. Though in-game it isn't the same as in the book and movie. Happiness for everybody, free, and no one will go away unsatisfied!
Couldn’t find scar laying down 
Not enough bread
not the Sausage double pumper 1000
reminds me of my favorite mod STALKER Shadow of Stinky
How do I change my role
I feel like praying to magic space crystals now
Good

Wolf can't count that high, based try though
This channel is kind of constipated. I'm trying to share a meme and I got a 30min delay. I'll wait then. Fashie bot by fashie mod? Idk, I'm not here often. I'll just continue editing this comment I guess. Is there another server with less annoying regulations but still nice?
It was just one post btw. Sorry your server sucks.
I can't reply to you, bozos. Do you feel superior for causing this? Fuckit. I should sleep.
mad cuz he cant spam low quality memes is a new complaint Im ngl
He’s Clear Sky, brain was fried by an emission
got mad lol?
Guys. I'm so glad to be back after 30min. Without further ado, here is the image I was trying to edit into my original comment some time ago. Thanks for your understanding, support, and most importantly for somehow getting to a 30min slowmode for occasional, less prestigious users. Enjoy!
hdd amazes ||( screenshot by me )||
Good meme
So they patched the ragdolls flying
Stalker of the ground what is your wisdom
Kill Muties, collect Koupies
Stop talking about the sidorovich files I was never on sidorovichs island -Donald stalker
The nimbles flash drive
Now we know
What else is in nimbles flash drive, scar singing poker face on the run from the military
Where's the random Flesh running around
@jolly prism

same
Oh look, a penny
Sneezes in side suit, wipes nose, and then smokes.
I would post a gif but alas, would be epic embed failed
Doesn't this channel permit embeds?
Nope
This is the same S.T.A.L.K.E.R.!
Well what if glass is made out of some liquid glass that is solid if hit quickly?
Rip Beril-5m Freedom suit...
Thank you
Reason: Лайка в мемі
Lived and died true to his name!
(Unintelligible moan)
god forbid people take care of their needs
I’ll be the first one to judge a man who defecates himself (especially in a suit.)
John Stalker Posted meme, millions must watch ❤️
Is THIS the monolith?
@craggy dragon російска в мемі (яка не є цитатою)

”THIEVES RULE, WARDENS DROOL” is probably my favorite quote of the Spark
Anyone know who the cover guy is supposed to be
it kind of looks like a head of a Chimera
john stalker
Somebody said it but I need to readirm that this is indeed John Stalker
Maybe a controller
Kosovan Strelok?
cant wait for egyptian strelok
Egyptian Strelok>Albanian Strelok
Reason: Bad word usage
Strelok Bacha




