#🤨┃stalker_memes
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I'm not sure if it's a false memory but I remember there was some stalker meme with that text or whatever...
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You might want to boil him first
i don't know if i'd rather get fed to her or a chimera
Real.
stalker numbers, paris..... is charon the next big hit in the stalker meme industry?
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Navy seals... Guerilla fighter? Something doesn't add up
0/10, no double combat roles before he shoots
Good to see my idea becoming a real game ||help Mol1t gives me only "bread"||
Some duty propaganda I made
Fine art
Me everytime I enter the great swamps:
That's more like the Garbage in Clear Sky
No way it's the clear sky background in clear sky
You have GYATT to be kidding me, my edging didn't even last more than 5 seconds I blew immediately😂😂, clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😭😭
''You did it, Marked one. You truly are the shadow of Chernobyl,''
-Strelok after Marked one catches up with him
“what the!? why is my feet tapping and why is there music??” -scar
Pov: you're a bloodsucker
random stalker pull a guitar
"I hear a song coming ! hit it sidorovich !"
roll credits
follower: mildly darkened area of ukrainian power plant
Bro is playing on the smart toaster 💀
cardan got some new booze
Made by me
Hey girl, are you a construction worker? Because you are building
hey girl, are you a artifact?
because it's hard to get you
Hey stalker, is that an artifact in your pocket? Or are you just dying of radiation?
"Are you a Thorn? cause you're a pain in my ass"
hey girl, are you SHUT THE HEL UPPPP!!!!!!!!
Clear sky plot
Hey mama, I got a nice artifact for you called mama's beads. How abou-[REDACTED -1984]
Me crossing the railway bridge in SoC
I was the only one to kill them all in my 1st gameplay?
Women?
wild territory

✅
Hey baby, are you an emission? Cause I wanna avoid you.
I’ve taken enough abuse from you, I’m taking the chimera and the AK, goodbye.
Anomaly:
rare occurence of ecologist engaging in battle
I'm him
No way we got revengeance status in the stalker server
“Yo guys, Mr.Beast here again! Today we will do a 100 people battle royal iiiiiin… The Chernobyl exclusion zone! Whoever reaches the Wishgranter first gets 1 Million dollars!!!”
-the next Mr. Beast video in a Parallel Universe
Im going to steal this now, thank you 
slender man in dark valley
(Monolith are not paid actors)
Nope.avi

I made this meme myself in microsoft paint, why did you guys ♻️ it?????????? Im so confused
Reddit ass post 😭🙏

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@ember jasper HAHAHAHAHA
Strelok did NOT die for this😭
hes going undercover
Yayyy S13 got animated less gooo
this is me when i cant swear
Vova Vist makes first fist )
me when i feel the monolith energy coming inside of me
Breaking news: armed Romanian fanatics get to the center of Bucharest to locate and protect a "wish granter"
Don't come to 100 raids bar little bro 😭 🙏
i like ur edit
My condolences to anyone who died to this
holy crap is that leon kennedy
Lil bro never set your foot in the shevchenko or you will be thrown out and die to an emission 😭 🙏 💀
Indeed
But this mission won’t be hard since he doesn’t need to escort the ultra idiot; Ashley through the zone…. i hope…
If i see you in Dark Valley its over for you bro 😭🙏
zombie : експшле хеа фєаойФХЗ0ОТІПИТФ
this is just wild at this point
average twitter user enters the zone
Doesn't this confirm that theres women in the stalker universe.... (Lesbian)
It could be gay porn
Most normal nato weapon user :
dont worry Ill be attacking the barrier
WHAT
Here's something to all the Strelok fan boys/girls,enjoy ! >w<
"How did you get all of those muscles?"
"My first playthrough of SoC."
!tempmute 1156145016893358080 1d заборонена символіка
Guys, if we all press the unmute button at the same time it will work! Lets save him!
Moderators is this really a stalker meme?

Lukash nooooooo
hits hard
Only legends know what's 26 April 1986
Saturday
Very explosively bombastick event happened
bro repair your weapons 😭
today we're scrapping the deleting the enitre stalker 2 project and replacing it with skibitler 2 heart of skibidi where it's the main man the rizzer and sent to destroy every skibidi toilet and once you finish the game you can kiss tv woman and be mega titan camera man and if you buy the ultmate edition of heart of skibidi you will gain access to kai cent playermodel and speakerman dlc where you can help the speakermans and win there will be also mulitplayer about deathmatch where you must be withj your friends and fight opposite team the skibid toilets and instead of roubles like in the original games we're replacing it with rizz ups lines where you must get rizz lines to get better equipment we hope you will have fun at gsc world
⬆️ this is why you stay away from the brain scorcher
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Call of 1986*
Huh
You should be brainwashed NOW!
THIS IS WHY DUTY EXISTS TO DEFEND THE WORLD FORM THE HORRORS OF THE ZONE JOIN DUTY!!!!

@ember jasper
I love Strelok really
keep the photo of your loved one on the pda

update on heart of skibidi as we’re making it we decided to add new armor to the game instead of the iconic seva sunrise suit we’re replacing it with rizzrise suit where it better then the original and stronger and for the exoskeletons they’re replaced with titan cameraman and titan speakerman and tv titan as for the artefacts we’re replacing them with grimace shake where their in different colours and have different applites we hope you will have fun playing that’s all for today
thanks white for this post! i will cherish this knowledge forever
epic embed fail much?
I got da stalker gamma sleeping bed
"woe, bolt upon ye"
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That one Freedom Sniper about to blow Skull’s brains out
The two sides of this mission: Skulls group either snipes the sniper instantly or gets obliterated by him, there is no in between
what.
Freedom took over the flea market?
im sick of this asshole, get rid of him
this is no laughing matter, send degtyarev after their asses
after the dog or dutyer?
Duty did nothing wrong.
I assume that is Freedomer

New faction appeared in the Zone. Degenerates
Oh monolith, end my sufferings!
Oh monolith, make these bastards have itchy buttholes.
help us god
Use Anabiotics with an itchy butthole, wake up with a smelly finger
Can a fellow stalker get a translation?
need green screen
Balls. 
GM stalkers
blud didn't do the infinite money glitch in clear sky smh
herobrine in the zone
?!?!
the 🚿
bro really runnin the nazi general pfp
thank you erwin rommel
Some messages are missing and we don't know what happened.
if stalkers had phones
typh pfp and banner wth banned! ez get hit by the stray PMm bullet
vrchat?
4 boars 1 anomaly
Snow camo is just white 🤓
I woud like to say some thing but I dont.
even more 🚿
you've entered our swamp when we were just chilling there 😭
👌
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Doesn't this play in the bar (rostok) which is a Duty controlled area?
Yes 😆
@old storm is this u
Open mic night
V e r y w i d e
@azure phoenix saw a mix of our both favorites (cat and stalker)
suggest you lower the volume a bit 
w i d e
monolith respects women
There arent any because they are all men
at this point I don't even know anymore (should get pinned ngl.,.,)
Typical Crab 
this gave me a idea (i misspelled it
)
Rare footage of a monolith member getting his wish granted
if strider is getting his own dlc nimble better get one…….
i have a headsplitting cold and my eyes are constantly crying. this is the last thing i saw before my head blew up
HOLY SH-!
hmm

if stalkers had phones
liveleak

aw come on cap doesn't deserve it
Gimme the snork shaker 🗣️
Been ages since I made these awful photoshops, time to throw them around again XDD
or 
what the flip!!
What does this mean
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So that was a live leak video?
XD
Deep sh*t
Yeah you'd be in deep shit
personalami reference?
most romantic place
🚿?
sit down, take a breather from the cursed 🚿 stalker memes
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Im removing this Infraction,np guys
Literally 1984
truly a team player

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-3810568190062003698 why gifs never work
Stolen from reddit 
stolen from reddit
man caught reposting and claiming it as his own
laugh at him
welp, atleast there was an attempt ⭐
мне скоро
Some parts go kinda hard ngl
dumpy
bite into it
devour
this one is kinda lame but relatable
HOLY SHIT ITS SIDOROVICH
HOKY FUCJJJJ
1986>>>>
To exterminate them, right?
how it feels like to wait for stalker 2
Xray engine when
Real
yeah nice one, stealing my edit I spent 6 minutes on, shameful.
Wolf is now dead! No more moderation! Say all the swear words you want STALKERS!
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We're gonna dump your body in the ocean.
This is the meme channel, stealing memes is 50% of what goes on here
kill him

today is 20 march
Bro I found them
so true

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WHO SAID THAT

guys im gonna swear!!
wolf will kill you
no swear words guys!, you'll get cavities and end up like this foul fella
I didn’t know they had British people in the zone
They colonised Chernobyl fr
IT CAME OUT THE SAME DAY I WAS BORN? also thanks for the happy birthday song :)
Yes i stole it from reddit
why is wolf always dead in the military base
bug with campfire
It was only a matter of time. All things rot in the end. All things ROT. (Especially british dental hygiene)
new Cardan invention, 5 rubles if you even know how to handle the recoil, 100 rubles for tutorial
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😭
My friends and I came up with this in a group call.
This is how you establish peace in the Zone:
he's having his own scenarios of him being a heroic stalker
Okay nurgle worshipper
(You're right but still)

“Anyway here’s Wonderwall”
Give me a stalker meme where a stalker in an exoskeleton dances to phonk, please
im gonna make one but its playing abba out of spite
ill see you in 2 hours
"Strelok, you mind telling me what you're doing in Rostok?"
"Sidorovich, I'm finishing the fight."
(Again, credit to my friend for making this edit)
Sad story 
hell yeah
Off top pally!!!!!!
It is Freedom w&ed. They are F@cking wizards. Like: bloodsuckers.
The vehicles in STALKER and why nobody drives them (besides the BTR that thing will just kill you)
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JUMP IN THE COFFIN PALY!!!!!
My friend also decided to make this abomination.
Don't drink and Photoshop, guys...
CERVEZA CRISTAL
STANDING HERE I REALIZE
Sometimes, in the Zone, you gotta Dew what you gotta Dew.
(Credit to my friend PredictableHerb for making this)
YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
ivan no!! shes not real!! youre going to be zombified!!
Strelok if he lived in the US in 2007
DEWIT
holy sh*t did you actually kill it with a knife???
Yes infact I've killed every burer I've encountered with a knife, they're quite easy given they just sit there throwing stuff at you
Yeah same here I knife all my burers
Can someone translate it for me pls?
He's out of ammo how is he shooting....
Npc logic
NPCs in this series tend to have infinite RPG shells. Not surprised.
this peaks
Was it the Anna girl that sent you?
There exists no perfect Romantic Dat-
But it don't exist
Snorks... Bloodsuckers... Hordes of Pseudodogs... Chimeras...
yeah. blind dogs are really easy to kill. When i recently played soc i found snorks most annoying and deadly.
Blind Dogs
Any Dutier
so true
Found on random reddit site
ok but what do you want with my water
oh boy, hope sure this bandit doesn't get rich and buys an exoskeleton
That ppsh is the victim of a crime 💀
Unless if it's real but it's half possible since it has wings
very creative joke i appreciate the efforts 10/10 👍
lmao, awesome joke
Thick thighs ignored
ban all porn addicted autists off this server
true
whats the guy yappin about
@glass parrot just a crackhead in the server 🤓
you?
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7 strelok 
strelok (
)
scar (
)
degtyarev (
)
WEED
paris posters.... return...........
Don't chain massages guys!!!
Here come the showers
Stalker memes channel has fallen

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Military when that one guy runs past your MG position:
dunno where else to put this. we're so back
7 factions

Now you can get it
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except reposters, without them this channel would be barely alive
I made this thing a couple months back to summarize my Clear Sky experience
i was playing CoP and realized uncle yar looks like steve buscemi
Just kill them
Real VIST ☠️
true, but exclude reposters, yes it is nobara from hit show jujutsu peaksen
PKM with 1 bullet costs 70k
Bullet for PKM costs 400k
So this guy know how to economy the money 📈
is that a roland
This image made me truly appreciate how much GSC improved in game development after SoC
My wheapon with full 1000ammo in cage for bullets costs:400070000roubles
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😭😭😭
Is this strelok and scar in the hit game call metro (I definitely didn't steal this from the stalker reddit
)
normal day in the zone
this is a famous thing.
Uh oh
That is some new arsenal 7 levels of ragdoll
the freedomer casts: ELECTRIC ANOMALY
Nah that’s strelok and doc
Your name, I like it.
its surprisingly well made
😭😭😭
Amazing!

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Idk if repost.
hanging out in paris
Does anyone else relate to this ? Cuz I do
the six poltergeists about to throw an ikea's worth of furniture and items at you:
They're just dodgeball enthusiasts.
poltergeists see a
and immediately decide to become the zones biggest hater for no reason
When the Textures decide to compress themselves
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wtf does "MaT" even mean
Insert the "Give back my weed" image
we need more men like this, sometimes less is more 
Bad word
Can a freedom boy and a Duty man love on the battlefield,
oh hell yea you gotta make this into a movie
disgusting
oh god who let the freedomer free.
dutyer detected opinion ridiculed
What game is the left picture?
Real
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this is the sixth time you've posted this
remember kids this is what freedumb will always look like this is why you join duty stalker!
isnt duty failed mercs and military larpers?
Bandits >>>> duty and freedom
We love robing loners and nerds (eggheads)
duty is duty, and duty sucks. This means duty sucks because duty sucks.
-Bandit
Ecologists to all other factions: "Once we are done reading and researching we're gonna f*ck you all up!"
СЛАВА ДОЛГ
"buT ComEDy COmeS iN tHReeS!"
It definitely will
Cool background music.
Can i have the name?
Its "Apple thief dance" by Mike Franklyn
mrrp miau
the beat goes hard
Hes speaking in tounges
That's different version
I still dont get it
Youtube home page going crazy with this one
oh boy here they come
pov youre a scientist getting robbed by a bandit
what the bandit sees after he offended my buddy igor
how a bandit looks after he killed a rookie for half drank vodka and on slice of bread
🫃
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You forgot the kvass bottle
Out of all languages this man spoke facts
I created this meme
Tactikitty
gyatt
This meme is mine now
♻️
What an interesting reactions below this fella's message, surely no one is gonna report them!
Huh, interesting indeed. Wonder how they got there🤔
I sure hope @haughty wraith doesnt do anything about it
I sure hope no one reports them 🤣🤣
Weren't you practically the one who reacted with the k slur letter
Bruh
feels good, i thought that having the movie dubbing narrator voice all the characters in the game gave it unbelievable charm, and it was just straight up such a pleasant experience to have an actual movie narrator voiceover the lines, like it would seem like an odd idea to do this for videogames but i think it works so well, mirosław utta works so well for stalker, it just hits right, i wish stalker 2 would have options to have just a singular movie narrator voicing over every character, it would really make you feel as if youre playing an older movie
what?
Truly a
moment
Sultan moment
atempts suicide twice, welp guess il die
Not touching that one...
AND IT WAS TOLD SO WELL!!!!!!!111!!!!1!
That’s a zinger
For context: "Half-Lyfe Chornobyl" officially one of the worst mods ever in HL community
ridiculous ties
We need more renegade memes.
got a gameplay video, or better yet, a downlod link?
Most edible bandit food
If you put the recyle emoji on this you like guys
why was metro exodus included 🗿
yeah i do, so what? 
Thanks for joke
Dude got too near to the brain scorcher
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holy shit lmao I was scrolling and found this. I’m the one that made this originally!! Nice to see people still enjoy it lol. crazy to see now because I made it almost 3 years ago
На русском разве не запрещено тут говорить?) Я не из РФ сам ес чо
We still have yet to find and convert one.Until then,keep on searching brothers
pray the monolith for some bitches on god 🙏

slava monolita
Got a special gift for you and the other Mercs here
imagine going in the zone for some literal monopoly money and not to further your ideologies and an adventure with your best friends. this post was brought to you by the freedom gang
i think i made this like 2 years ago now
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that certainly was smth
"Monolith-ért!"
For the oh holy monolith. Please melt the minds of are enemies oh holy monolith
never have i had my chest hurt from laughter cause of #🤨┃stalker_memes
nah shut it, duty the type of guys to go play milsim in airsoft and think they back in normandy.
Epic embed fail
Thank u for inspiration for my meme 🥲
.
brother huh

Time to be showered again.
Women.
guys, what does this all mean
it means different things have the same name sometimes and it does not make a funny meme
well ain't you a load of fun
My favorite calculator has been lost to the zone
You must be fun at parties
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I may get warned for this, but please post good memes too omg
thanks, God
Bro really just cosplayde the player
Buzzkill
Anomalous dugout cooked
🗣️ 🔥
rap battles in the zone 🗣️
Anomalous dugout?!
Yo them beats straight 🔥🔥🔥
wtf
Stalker GPU
😭
weird that i've never seen that box art for anything else ever since
Anime pfp, expected.
anomalous dugout
I can confirm 
I need it on spotify
anyone have that meme where someone edited a bandit face onto a sock?
if there is gonna be a stalker 2 gpu, I'm going to buy it
“Pwease Mwister Stalker, can you fwind a Battewy Awtifact?? x3 You can wook fwo them near amomawies!! xD”
Sidorovich is selling this AK for 9,000 rubles, claiming that its the same gun that the Strelok used. Would you buy?
I need something useful not an antique, he can keep that bc it’s prolly sticky in the inside
Anomalous dugout is cooking
The closest anime, or Japanese creation to STALKER would unironically be BLAME! in my opinion. The protagonist in particular is somewhat like Strelok in some way.
listen, if you are taking something then take only a half of it because i think you took too much of something 
Domain Amplification: Yap
mercs better
true
ew imagine dying in the zone for actual monopoly money (the us dollar is backed by virtually nothing if not for it fueling its own inflation to combat the forces of entropy.)
hell naw😭
implying the soviet ruble has any backing
I bought both what now
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damn
“It’s been like weeks since I went into #🤨┃stalker_memes, has it changed?”
sigh
#🤨┃stalker_memes , #🤨┃stalker_memes never changes...
🤑
Here stalkers have free boof
they just straight up deleted ma post wtf
now even a reason given just gone
Yea they dont take kindly to war related stuff (dont warn mods please, im stopping now)
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<bad word>
Can someone send that meme with some camera footage of someone looking at emission from his lawn?
mr.Saharov always was aplha
Nice try Mr.Saharov I won't stop asking stalkers for their PDA
is that real stalker multiplayer ??
Ç'est l'heure de Paris
:
No ablo el spanish
Arguably has the backing of goods but fiat currency sucks so the Zone should switch to silver, although I do have a silver coated 1930 Kopeck so maybe that is the value
Again Paris?
On PDA
“Who’s in Paris?”
Sees Strelok
“Oh, Strelok’s in Paris. Neat.”
Years will pass, and Strelok is still in Paris
Do not chain/repost same memes in a short period of time 
Now we need a Gondola Stalker
This is actually whats happening when you wear the Psy helmet
Don’t come to the dark valley or it’s over for you little bro😭🙏
Is this where the Sticker came from? 😭
There are many bugged campfires like this where stalkers die, but yes
I beg to differ..
Yoo a french stalker fan? It so rare tbh
VOVA VIST?!?!?!?!
Bonjour fellow H.A.R.C.E.L.E.U.R.
the hands 😭
W
Have this
i speak french too : )
Boing
why do you give showers for any video with Kira?
They don’t belive that women are real
they believe girls have cooties
I'm not even horny now hand over your PDA duty man
They're paying my water bill
Real
the zone broke him
Yeha I just did this part and I was like “boi this ecologist has never been in the zone, much less ever been in a real conflict”
bread
This shi funny af💯🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯im laugh so much at this moment in time cause of this funny and humorus content🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
🤫
Meownolit UwU 
Live Gordon Freeman reaction
cordon?!?!
cordon freedom 
huh
Good firewood cooked sausage with bread
And with good company you'll have the best time of your life
Real
embed fail 
I Don't Believe I Killed Them
I drew a meme

yo holy shit, im a big fan of your work. ^^ i’ve seen you online
Degtyarev wins 🗣️
The Poltergeist really doesnt like me
Average ikea employee be like

Love it
ok guys moloch or baal? wich would you sacrifice your kid to?
Baal
Rate my singing skill brothers (I'm still learning especially after Kira sent me to paris after i stole her artefacts)
Military on their way to send another operation for 1573th time (They all will die)
Egghead larpers
After finishing my sunrise suit I should make a SEVA suit
Bandits Larpers would be drinking and dying to a Vortex 
Stalker schizophrenic update is insane!!!
I'm having a stroke looking at this
anyone know the song name?
No matter the game I play...I'm never safe from him.
@weak crest Its me
No vampire can hide from degtyarev
Yo ain't no way funtime strelok?
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shit pfp
I can
Fr
I'm going to Wish Granter.
I'm gaining RADS!!!
go back home immediately i forget the pepto bismol
I have came back from Pripyat to deliver a meme;enjoy

loner jacket is NOT be happy simulator 💀
Is that a... No... No, that's impossible! It's a controller! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! NO, NO! I'M GAINING PSY DAMAGE, NO! AHHH KRUGLOV! HELP ME! YOU USELESS EGGHEAD! YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM! AAAAAAA! AAAAGGGH! I'M GOING TO THE WISH GRANTER BLDBWLBWLWLBLDLDLWLDWBLWLBWLWDWDWDWBBWDB
kruglov ain't help with shit all he does is shoot at shit that poses no threat
Why does he pay 1,5k for it???????????
they're HD pictures
1 bandage is 800
POV: Stalker Oblivion Lost destroy the monolith ending
gamma
nobody will get the reference
and thats for the better
call my mom and ask her to pick me up at the military checkpoint
I want a new house guys I can't live here anymore
edgy 14 yo vs religious fanatics addicted to pseudogiantussy
Where is Stalker Dva?
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freedom bloodsucker joke
Caption/Edit this. Creativity is everything.
i applaud you for helping our struggling environment with all this recycling
І його мобілізували,ТЦК нікого не жаль
😭
Do you have fresh jam with that
This is not stalker memes
LOOT
yummy yummy loot for my tummy
omgg free loooot 
@daring osprey
gunslinger send this one to me to post here
I don’t get it
I randomly wanted to add this to the pic
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Stalky Walky meme
the Zone is one giant Yaoi fanfic
this peaks
MAKE CAT MEMES RELATED TO STALKER FOR THE GLORY OF THE REVOLUTION
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Sad footage of the renegades's final moments of defending the limansk bridge
Fixed him don't worry bre
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let's pour one out for our fallen brothers
Oni-chan
what he say?
Ukrainian "АТБ" version
The zone is expanding
this peaks
A little narrative I'm making :>
Renegades need more love
Yes i do it is "bakkaldan aldım bira" 
How did he get into my Thumbnail?
He's got a responsibility of course!
anyone remember paris?
Jojo bizarre responsibilities
this man right here send him to lab x18
Agreed
What’s this image from Wheres that guy walkin to
#renegadelivesmatter
can someone PLEASE make this the bloodsucker