☢┃stalker-general

[hoary crest]

Baited by annoucements again ¬.¬

[digital plinth]

Man

Reiman feels so good, like a damn Lazer

[charred nova]

Titanium con rods taste the best

[stoic flax]

Oh peak af

[charred nova]

Go good with marinara sauce

[digital plinth]

Better to convert to .45 or nah?

[stoic flax]

Cheese and steel AHH TASTEY

[charred nova]

45 is a direct upgrade

So yah

[digital plinth]

[old lance]

HI. My game periodically crashes with the following error message:
"Out of video memory trying to allocate a rendering resource. Make sure your video card has the minimum required memory, try lowering the resolution and/or closing other applications that are running. Exiting..."
My system: GTX 5070 Ti, Ryzen 7 7780, 32 GB RAM.
How can I fix this error?

[robust pendant]

I have no answer, but you can also try emailing GSC about this, check #s2-support

[marble gyro]

Morning

[dusty rivet]

If i sided with Scar during the SIRCAA mission, will i ever be able to access the chemical plant base?

[still current]

No

Unless you decided to take the ward's side before you reject them permanently

[digital plinth]

If you could decide where the next game is located, where would you want it?

||let's say it's after skifs ending (project Y)||

I think U.S would be neat but prolly would be slimmed down to around 4-5 states you travel between

[main jewel]

#📰┃announcement message i was so freaking hopeful..

only to get baited by a ps5 sale

[digital plinth]

Lol

[marble gyro]

It's participating the state of play

So meaning you may get your announcement

Plus, summerfest is like in a week

[proven hollow]

Netherlands

[hardy totem]

Australia

[odd sky]

Baltic countries

[hardy totem]

Scotland

[odd sky]

Stalker in US is literally Fallout

[charred nova]

We never win

[main jewel]

true

[main jewel]

state of play my ASS CHEEKSSS

[odd sky]

really, how many games are about Latvia/Lithuania/Estonia

[main jewel]

i wanna know THE STATE OF THE DLC

[marble gyro]

...

sigh

Where is my hammer?

[odd sky]

soon

[main jewel]

true..

[charred nova]

Do we even know that

[odd sky]

only 3 months to wait

[main jewel]

auuggh

[odd sky]

not 5 years

[undone heron]

there is no hope

[odd sky]

waiting is a cost of hope

[undone heron]

yes

[main jewel]

unnnngghhh

jiggles

dude i want jello

im gunna turn my xbox into jello if the update doesnr come put yesterday

[marble gyro]

I dont have jello

But I do have gelato

[dreamy dagger]

waiting only brings us close to (the) rope

[odd sky]

waiting keeps me living

[main jewel]

dont hang yourself krezzy thats bad

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/filthy-frank-hang-myself-belt-self-defense-suicide-gif-5042034

[main jewel]

this waiting is so bad i can die

[dreamy dagger]

I HAVE IT STILL

[main jewel]

have what

[marble gyro]

Make sure the rope is licorice so you can eat your way through the knot

[main jewel]

fatty

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/filthy-frank-hang-myself-belt-self-defense-suicide-gif-5042034

[dusty rivet]

Will i ever be able to switch sides or am i stuck with Scar’s group for the rest of the game?

[odd sky]

no time to die, I have a lot of to do this summer

[dreamy dagger]

@main jewel Lift me up a bit so I can lock my belt to the ceiling fan and then you can leave the room so I can hang myself!

[marble gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/heavybreathing-cat-gif-6111353

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/hallelujah-church-shout-gif-25779913

[marble gyro]

Don't talk like that

[still current]

yes. there will be plenty of times youll get to choose

[dreamy dagger]

I have a hang and I'm not afraid to belt myself!

[main jewel]

i got you, are you ready

[dreamy dagger]

Lift me up, baby

[main jewel]

lifts

https://tenor.com/view/doohickey-corporation's-headquarters-shlim-quomba-charbleston-robert-helpmann-glaggleland-invention-gif-11013620984329410365

[dreamy dagger]

You don't lift enough, bruh. PUMP UP DA JAM!

https://tenor.com/view/maitredj-80s-dancing-jumping-excited-happy-gif-23585745

[main jewel]

throws you

[dreamy dagger]

Okay I'm bout to report Lexa for forcing me to hang myself on me belt!

[odd sky]

I want to make diorama based on Stalker

[main jewel]

you askef for it

[marble gyro]

It's all written that you asked for it krez

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-face-itstommylove-stalker-stalker-2-vibing-gif-9058576574706925591

[main jewel]

you just wanna be picked up by tall ladies

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-face-yoo-itstommylove-stalker-stalker-2-gif-2685681571209063905

Ayoooooooooooooooooo

[marble gyro]

No comment

[dreamy dagger]

Say no more

Lexa is a superwoman to be introduced int he newly announced Witcher 3 expansion

[dreamy dagger]

We r bout to get killed in 1 strike

Forget about Strike at Karkand, boys

[marble gyro]

Isn't Witcher the game where if Gerald feels like it, he would rather romance the monster than kill it?

[undone heron]

no she’s a lexus

[dreamy dagger]

I havent played Witcher 3 for more than 2 hours

[marble gyro]

Is that why people like witcher?

[lost needle]

dont we all tho

[dreamy dagger]

IS 300?!??!!?

Damn I used to tune that shit a lot in Underground 2

[main jewel]

i i cant be picked up by a tall lady though

[undone heron]

yes

[undone heron]

why would anyone want that

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-confused-laughing-risitas-gif-20700964

[main jewel]

WHY NOT

[marble gyro]

Dawg, clean your garage

[lost needle]

idk bro my ex was 6'5 it was awesome

[undone heron]

that’s sissy behaviour 😭 🙏

[bold smelt]

Sorting

Thr workshop for scrap

[main jewel]

im sorry people like big girlfriends not gnomes

[undone heron]

well I like them short

[main jewel]

[dreamy dagger]

Men don't want to get picked up by a tall lady cuz then they won't see whats hiding under that dress.

[bold smelt]

Go back to her

[marble gyro]

I like tall girls, but they dont exist where I'm at

My gf is only 5'6"

And I'm 6'2"

[main jewel]

i am the tall girl, so i like smaller guys

[undone heron]

mine is 5’1

[bold smelt]

Theres a lot here but they suffer from this one issued called being a white american

[marble gyro]

Yooooo fun size

[main jewel]

it seems to be unfair to have a height preference anyway

[dreamy dagger]

She likes smaller guys so she can beat them to death!

[main jewel]

no..

[dreamy dagger]

Yes-yes

[undone heron]

🙏

[main jewel]

im sweeter than grandmas cookies

i cant beat anyone up

[undone heron]

press x to doubt

[dreamy dagger]

Youza lyin

[main jewel]

unless im like being chased by a homeless guy

[lost needle]

Isnt 5'6 the average height for women across the globe or sumthn

[bold smelt]

5'4 is i think

[dreamy dagger]

Well then in that case the guy wanted your cookies!

[marble gyro]

Yeah that

[main jewel]

i want cookies

[bold smelt]

5'7" is the average for men globally iirc

[undone heron]

that’s kinda short tho

[main jewel]

im a whole foot higher eh eh eh

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/leave-the-gun-take-the-cannoli-cannoli-take-the-cannoli-the-godfather-clemenza-gif-15736751288971874257

[marble gyro]

Ughhh fiiiine ill bake some

[lost needle]

i think so yeah

[bold smelt]

Theres over 1 billion chinese people and indians each

[marble gyro]

So needy gawd

[undone heron]

ohh makes sense

[main jewel]

reminds me of the family guy thing

well thays where they got it from

hut

but

[bold smelt]

I went to hot pot a few days ago and i didnt feel tall until i registered i was a good half foot or few inches taller than even the tallest chinese people around me

[marble gyro]

What are you hiking the ball now?

[undone heron]

there’s a lot of Chinese here

so much that the Chinese want to build the biggest embassy in the world here

[main jewel]

hiking what ball

[marble gyro]

Blue 42, set Roger's

[bold smelt]

Lucky

[dreamy dagger]

You went to get chinese eyed?

[bold smelt]

Now what does that mean

[undone heron]

ts is some vdv behaviour

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/chong-smokingpipe-tommy-chong-gif-12447099168689147877

[marble gyro]

Time for some breakfast

[bold smelt]

Hot pot is so good

[undone heron]

It’s decent

[dreamy dagger]

Mans went hotboxing in a hot pot

[marble gyro]

If they make the curry broth right

[undone heron]

I prefer ramen to hotpot

[main jewel]

I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR A HOT POT TIGHR NOW

[dreamy dagger]

Penguanuts

[main jewel]

I WOULD DO ANYTHEIHHNGNGG

[bold smelt]

Hot pot > korean bbq

[undone heron]

cracked by a homeless

[undone heron]

LMAO

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-gif-27311681

[main jewel]

maybe not by a homeless guy

[undone heron]

Japanese > Chinese > Korean

[dreamy dagger]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[marble gyro]

There is this Place that's all you can eat, and its a hot pot

[bold smelt]

I like japan more but tbh

Chinese > japanese > korean

[dreamy dagger]

Okay then Lexa, sell all your cooking pots!

[main jewel]

sausages > Japanese > Chinese > Korean

sausages are good

[undone heron]

bratwurst

[lost needle]

chinese food is cheap and usually a 6/10 so its actually a 10/10 every time

[main jewel]

tampico knows how much i like sausages

[main jewel]

okay

[undone heron]

I know you like them too much freak

[main jewel]

whats next boss

[bold smelt]

Im working on getting myself to live in that region some point, but hopefully not korea because i do NOT like kimchi

[undone heron]

go to the Samsung bridge

[main jewel]

the flavor is good

[marble gyro]

Kimchi is good for you man

[lost needle]

i had to gaslight myself into liking kimchi for so long

[marble gyro]

Plus really good with pork and rice

[bold smelt]

Yeah but it tastes like pickled ass

[undone heron]

If it’s good for you it’s nasty

[bold smelt]

I hate cabbage in general

[undone heron]

WHAT

[marble gyro]

I like kimchi extra spicy

[bold smelt]

I can tolerate sauerkraut because its heritage here

[undone heron]

YOU DONT LIKE HOLUBTSI

[bold smelt]

Never had

[undone heron]

are you deutsch

[bold smelt]

Its wisconsin, the only slavs here are poles and only in 2 cities

[main jewel]

hes right

[undone heron]

I am so sorry

at least the moonshine is good up there

[bold smelt]

There is a ukrainian bar in madison though

[main jewel]

send me there

[undone heron]

I just didn’t take you as an American with Cyrillic in your status

[marble gyro]

You know, kimchi has antioxidants, cleanses the body of all toxins, and helps you look young

[bold smelt]

To be fair the Cyrillic is mongol

[undone heron]

that and most Eastern Europeans is femboys

[bold smelt]

Nah im manly

[lost needle]

false info

[marble gyro]

I'm 30, but I look like a 20yr old

Thanks kimchi

[undone heron]

go to Poland, Belarus, russia

[lost needle]

Id rather stay in the balkans

[undone heron]

and Lithuania

[lost needle]

Every man above 25 is stage 3 on the norwood scale

[undone heron]

[lost needle]

actually im croat 🇭🇷

[bold smelt]

I dont talk enough like a femboy

[lost needle]

some of the best dudes ive met are serbs tho

[undone heron]

Average Croatian politics not bringing up germany ww2 impossible

[lost needle]

Yeah we were the worst of the worst

[undone heron]

Every single Croat I know loves them

[lost needle]

At least we arent denying it like Japan

[marble gyro]

Okay, lets not talk about this

[bold smelt]

Stoc got at least 1 serb, 2 croats, 1 bosnian, 1 bulgarian, now we need an albanian

[lost needle]

Yeah ive never actually seen hostility between anyone from neighbouring balkan countries

[ruby zealot]

that's crazy. 💀

[undone heron]

you are going to cause ww3

[undone heron]

(I’m german btw)

[lost needle]

oh dope

[lost needle]

Albanians are awesome

[main jewel]

its bery cold

[marble gyro]

It's going to snow today

[bold smelt]

Sin arent you from like new mexico how is it snowing

[main jewel]

ough

yeah

[marble gyro]

New mexico????

The fuck??

[main jewel]

why is it snowing sin

is it the dandruff

[marble gyro]

I'm from nevada

[bold smelt]

Same thing

[main jewel]

thats even worse

how is it snowing

[marble gyro]

Because i live near the mountains

I'm in north Nevada

[bold smelt]

Like the donner party

[marble gyro]

Currently its like 30°

[marble gyro]

Close yeah, I'm on the border

[main jewel]

im gunna do something bad to krezzin if you dont tell me a good asnwe what the fuck

30??

[cyan sparrow]

Deus ex HR looks still dope in 2026

[marble gyro]

I dont know krezzin, so have at it

[cyan sparrow]

Leave krezzin alone Lexa!!!

[marble gyro]

I'm gonna go play sone dayZ

[cyan sparrow]

Great game with horrendously high cheating on officials, and catastrophic corruption on RP servers

[main jewel]

okay

[compact pier]

How many its in normal measures

Not in your burger

[main jewel]

hes my new victim

[marble gyro]

I would say.....in the measurement of a ice cold lettuce

That you left in the back of your freezer

[proven hollow]

So what about them pseudogiants, eeh?

[cyan sparrow]

Are they gone?

[marble gyro]

It's so freaking cold

I'm going to get a pistachio ice cream

[dreamy dagger]

Its cold as in a motherfooker

[main jewel]

i love pistachio chocolate bar ice cream

[main jewel]

yus

[marble gyro]

Ayo? My favorite??

[main jewel]

uhee

im sleepyyy

ptthhh

i love my bed

[marble gyro]

Take a nap like I do

[main jewel]

im watching videosddd

[marble gyro]

Take a nap while watching videos

[main jewel]

muuhhhhgghhhhhh

hnnnnhggghhhuuuuunnnnnnn

[marble gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-dance-terminal-montage-leon-dance-leon-dance-terminal-montage-gif-5816737132212489194

[main jewel]

hi

[dreamy dagger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTfXUXqtkQw&pp=ygUSc2xlZXAgd2l0aCBtZSBzb25n

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-laugh-laughing-homelander-laughing-kataman-gif-10975171266381486696

[main jewel]

sin with sebastian

shut up and sleep with me in parenthesis

[dreamy dagger]

Good days of Eurodance

[visual mortar]

glue

[main jewel]

ouh

hi tampico

[visual mortar]

the glue

[main jewel]

i like sausages right tampico

[visual mortar]

i believe that is true

im not an expert

[main jewel]

ppphgffggg

[visual mortar]

bless you

[main jewel]

pttthh

im sleepy

[main jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/doohickey-corporation's-headquarters-shlim-quomba-charbleston-robert-helpmann-glaggleland-invention-gif-11013620984329410365

[marble gyro]

Out of all the euro dance music I've heard

[dreamy dagger]

Why you being so naughty again...

[marble gyro]

That one, is definitely not it

[visual mortar]

krezzin shut the fuck up

[main jewel]

i wanted to make sure tampico knew

[dreamy dagger]

Make me

[visual mortar]

genuinely you gotta reference porn in everything you say

its annoying as fuck

please stop

[main jewel]

also the make sure yall arent thinking im a falser

[dreamy dagger]

Tampico is gay, he confirmed it yesterday

[main jewel]

jalapeno cheese sausage

[visual mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1150475621760249907/1509013096377876661/attachment.gif

[main jewel]

can we even post this gif

crimson deleted mine and said too far

[fair cargo]

Proverbs 3:5-6

„Trust in the Lord with all your heart; do not depend on your own understanding. Seek his will in all you do, and he will show you which path to take."

[visual mortar]

@dreamy dagger this one is for you

[dreamy dagger]

See how Tampico says something angry and vanishes once someone brings up his confession

I don't trust in your Lord

[fair cargo]

Why

[dreamy dagger]

I'm a straight male

[visual mortar]

Din you seeing this?

[main jewel]

the lord wouldve gotten me news for the dlc

[dreamy dagger]

Also that

[fair cargo]

You can be straight and believe in Christ

[dreamy dagger]

Fake ass Lord of his, man

[main jewel]

i also dont rely on god for things, i much rather believe in something thats real (myself) than something thats possibly fake

[marble gyro]

Can we talk about something else?

[main jewel]

once gsc tells us something

GSC PMEASEEEE

[visual mortar]

this is a terrible topic to bring up in a public discord

[ruby zealot]

why does an invisible guy need so much money? just steal it if nobody can see you? 🙄

[main jewel]

your right tampico

[visual mortar]

why what's to my right

I don't see anything

[main jewel]

me

hi tampico

[visual mortar]

oh you're easy to miss

[marble gyro]

I will start muting

[main jewel]

im pretty big

[main jewel]

1000 dollar xbox

[dreamy dagger]

You killed Gaypico in 1 take

[visual mortar]

what

[marble gyro]

At least I have the money

[main jewel]

pico is a nice guy

[dreamy dagger]

Tall Woman vs Mexican Softie: 1:0

[marble gyro]

Mexican???

[main jewel]

tampico is NOT mexican

[visual mortar]

what

[marble gyro]

The fuck

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/zias-hype-lets-go-my-man-yeah-gif-16564046

[visual mortar]

krezzin what the genuine fuck are you talking about

[dreamy dagger]

what?

[marble gyro]

Thats what I wanna know

[main jewel]

2 nice guys not getting along

[visual mortar]

krezzin is not one of those

[dreamy dagger]

what?

[main jewel]

why not nice

maybe retarded but you can be retarded and nice right guys

damn noone agrees

[visual mortar]

me when i ignore a users message history

[dreamy dagger]

what?

[ruby zealot]

the forced pacifist run

[main jewel]

i actually dont know krezzins message histroy

[visual mortar]

there's nothing going on in there

[dreamy dagger]

what?

[visual mortar]

not a single gear is turning

[dreamy dagger]

ok

[main jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136515442077335643/1430432909256429578/cute-cat.gif

[marble gyro]

Motor is running but no one is behind the wheel

[dreamy dagger]

why?

Thats how Tampico usually responds

[visual mortar]

the keys aren't even in the ignition

[marble gyro]

Probably hotwired

[main jewel]

the what bird

[visual mortar]

krezzin made a point which was not proven

[shell flax]

Look at the rabbits, Krezzin

[main jewel]

the car doesnt even have an owner..

its still on the assembly line

[dreamy dagger]

You were ignoring my messages but still reply to them

[visual mortar]

its sitting in a used car lot

[dreamy dagger]

Weak ass

[marble gyro]

Junkyard

[shell flax]

It’s on cinder blocks in a scrap yard missing the seats

[main jewel]

whos butt is weak

[main jewel]

ill take the uhhh

the engine if its still there

for 400

https://tenor.com/view/don-quixote-don-limbus-limbus-company-company-gif-10831138881645340118

[visual mortar]

broken tail light and a missing mirror

[shell flax]

Why do you think it’s in the scrap yard

[visual mortar]

because its useless

[main jewel]

ill fix it

[shell flax]

There’s a very easy to make joke but I’m too tired

[dreamy dagger]

His, cuz I'm str8

[shell flax]

Why are you obsessed with man ass

[marble gyro]

I dunno man, your road is a bit curved

[main jewel]

you could also be straight as a board but your butt can still be weak

example

grandpas

[shell flax]

Bro sounding like Fleece Johnson at this rate

[dreamy dagger]

What you b implying here

[visual mortar]

krezzin confused himself again

[dreamy dagger]

Are you calling me krASSin?

[main jewel]

DUDE I LOVE THAT GUY

you get yo butt took if you faut in prison

[marble gyro]

You love a grapist?

[dreamy dagger]

I aint no Americano, don't know Fleece Johnson

[charred nova]

WOW

[main jewel]

he makes funny videos

[charred nova]

alright lets not talk about this

[dreamy dagger]

Don't know what they b talking about

[marble gyro]

Where the fuck where you paragraphs ago?

[dreamy dagger]

Its 3-4 Americans vs 1 Balkanese

[main jewel]

eating my porridge

[charred nova]

i was researching ac refrigerant recovery systems

[shell flax]

Step one: drain the gas in an enclosed room with no ventilation

[marble gyro]

Don't do that to me, because I'm starving

I haven't eaten breakfast

And I've been up since 4am

[main jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/cheeseburger-stacked-burger-tower-tall-big-gif-5715233482568075672

[marble gyro]

[main jewel]

im not american

[dreamy dagger]

Dafawk

[main jewel]

i know id shove that big ass burger down my throat

[marble gyro]

You are if you live in the country

[dreamy dagger]

What are you, alien?

[main jewel]

IT LOOKS SO GOODDD

[main jewel]

german

https://tenor.com/view/doohickey-corporation's-headquarters-shlim-quomba-charbleston-robert-helpmann-glaggleland-invention-gif-11013620984329410365

[dreamy dagger]

In the US of A?

[main jewel]

na uh

[main jewel]

up

yup

[dreamy dagger]

Wrong

[main jewel]

but i live in texas

and im from germany

[dreamy dagger]

Wrong

Thats 3 wrongs so far you're trying to make into 1 right. Not gunna werk.

It don't work liek dat

[ruby zealot]

bend the rules, people get away with it all the time. 😎

[charred nova]

then light a match

[main jewel]

your gunna make me mad

[main jewel]

trye

[dreamy dagger]

Gunna make her mad

[shell flax]

Sending a video of me beating a PSO optic with a hammer

[main jewel]

you

im gunna turn you into a brisket

[dreamy dagger]

turn me into a biskit then eat me good time

[main jewel]

like this

[dreamy dagger]

eat me, eat me

[main jewel]

well what are you supposed to do with a biscuit

[dreamy dagger]

is this the cost of hope?

[dreamy dagger]

risk it

[ruby zealot]

a hopeful cost?

[main jewel]

throw it at a watermelon

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-watermelon-gif-24015187

[dreamy dagger]

Stop eating, girl...

[main jewel]

why

[dreamy dagger]

You should be slim....

[main jewel]

but thats boring

[dreamy dagger]

Let a man be fat

[main jewel]

i like my body

[ruby zealot]

snap into a slim jim. 😎

[main jewel]

if i didnt eat my legs would be twigs

[dreamy dagger]

WRONG

[dreamy dagger]

You keep stacking wrongs!

[dreamy dagger]

So much wrongans....

[main jewel]

let me enjoy my eating habits

[dull apex]

But dont two negatives equal a positive? XD

[main jewel]

im not as fat as gorlock the destroyer

[serene barn]

why is there a stick of cinna in there

[main jewel]

i am not fat at all

i just like food

[main jewel]

why not

[dreamy dagger]

At this point Lexa is a walking Taco

[main jewel]

kenjaku decoration

[dreamy dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-iota-risitas-laugh-3d-glasses-gif-22595827

[serene barn]

i put cinna sugar on mine, whole stick of cinna seems weird

[main jewel]

what does that mean

[marble gyro]

Cinnamon

[main jewel]

no me as a walking taco

[marble gyro]

Oh

No comment

[main jewel]

WGAT DOES IT MEAN

[dreamy dagger]

Okay okay, eat yo eats

[dull apex]

Oh nah I think I know XD

This stalker is wylin XD

[main jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/doohickey-corporation's-headquarters-shlim-quomba-charbleston-robert-helpmann-glaggleland-invention-gif-11013620984329410365

[dull apex]

FECK, STILL CANT EMBED

[dreamy dagger]

You can't sleep in someone else's embed, baby

[dreamy dagger]

BACK TO JAIL YOU GO!

[dull apex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387989406195122176/1494369597451796652/977C4151-BAC9-4604-871B-9486246F6CBA.gif

[main jewel]

aaauygghhg

[dull apex]

Im sending it ANYWAY

[main jewel]

IM CONFUSED

[dreamy dagger]

It don't open, baby

2 confused confoosers

[main jewel]

i think if i had to count only like 4 people on this server know what i look like out of 128k people

[charred nova]

oh yah who be those 4

[main jewel]

you, tampico, crimson, and i think sin

out of those 4 i havent seen what tampicos face looks like

[still current]

[bold smelt]

arent you mexican

[main jewel]

no

[bold smelt]

arent you european american

[main jewel]

arent you nathenial b

[marble gyro]

Never seen you

[main jewel]

oh really

[charred nova]

she is germanian

[marble gyro]

Mhm

[main jewel]

well then its only 3

[bold smelt]

i keep thinking jack is ginger

[hardy totem]

reasonable

[main jewel]

maybe

[bold smelt]

even though ive seen him

[marble gyro]

Oh nice, they usually have good figures

[main jewel]

yus me too

[marble gyro]

Facial structure are pretty good too

Good bone definition

[charred nova]

bro.....

why you gotta be creepy as fuck

[bold smelt]

arent you from massachussetts so that makes sense

[main jewel]

i have more of a round face

[marble gyro]

I'm a fucking masseuse dawg

[charred nova]

shes from texas

[bold smelt]

close enough

[main jewel]

nuh uh

[charred nova]

you literally said you live in texas

and you came from germany

[main jewel]

THAT DOESNT MEAN IM
FROM TEXAS

[bold smelt]

i mean yeah it does if you drove here youd be from texas

[charred nova]

doesn't really make it better

[main jewel]

im from germany, born there

[marble gyro]

"Came from" are the key words

[marble gyro]

I get paid to know how the human body structure is

[bold smelt]

i go by residence not birth

[undone heron]

what

[marble gyro]

Otherwise I wouldn't be able to get through those gaps between the shoulder blades

[main jewel]

[charred nova]

that does not change the the fact what you said is really creepy

[bold smelt]

a friend of mine was born in changzhou and hes one of the most american people i know

[main jewel]

lowkirk i dont care

[undone heron]

fake german

[main jewel]

buni was born in german BRO DONT MAKE ME MAD

[marble gyro]

A compliment Is creepy to the overall body definition of a human being??

Damn dawg, you need to take anatomy

[charred nova]

i give up bro you just simply do not understand clearly

[visual mortar]

paid by who

[undone heron]

born in parenthesis

[charred nova]

I am an ethnically Scottish

[marble gyro]

Side job, I work at a spa

[visual mortar]

sin stop this is a weird argument

[undone heron]

British

[charred nova]

WOW BUDDY

NOT THE SAME

[undone heron]

We are a united country we are all British

[main jewel]

only you and tampico know what my body looks like out of 128k people, that’s special, you can confirm im not a 300 pound fatty

[undone heron]

we live under the great Union Jack

[main jewel]

oi bruv

im uh

[marble gyro]

Can confirm also remember

[visual mortar]

[charred nova]

i don't live there

[main jewel]

from liverpool emgldihs

[charred nova]

and ive never been there

key word ethnically

[main jewel]

i know what you look like

[undone heron]

you’re from Hannover so let’s hangover

[main jewel]

not your head tjp

[visual mortar]

you do not

[main jewel]

tho

[undone heron]

nvm I want to kill mysel

[visual mortar]

relatable

[main jewel]

YUH UH REMEMBER THE SUIT PICTURE YOU SHOWED ME

[visual mortar]

you didn't see my face

[undone heron]

he’s skinny

[main jewel]

well yeah but i know your not a goblin

[bold smelt]

how has mar seen tampico but i havent

[main jewel]

pic trading

a picture for a picture

[marble gyro]

Only lexa knows what I look like, and knows that I'm fugly af

[undone heron]

you showed him that wow..

[main jewel]

like

[main jewel]

NO

like card trading

[visual mortar]

you have

i posted the same picture in the server

[bold smelt]

i saw your eyes and tip of your head once

[main jewel]

showing a picture of a sky, sendinf it to the other guy, the other guy send a pic of their sky

[visual mortar]

the interview picture from 3 years ago

[bold smelt]

i dont think ive seen this picture

[charred nova]

even i have seen tampico

[visual mortar]

yes you HAVE

[undone heron]

labia is not a card gng

[charred nova]

he wears glasses

[bold smelt]

i do not remember

[visual mortar]

better glasses than yours

[charred nova]

pff

[undone heron]

yall wear glasses?

[visual mortar]

penguan did somehow miss the linkedin leak

[main jewel]

i wanna see

[marble gyro]

I do unfortunately

[charred nova]

large lenses are just superior i could never go back to small lenses

[undone heron]

it’s alright

[frigid axle]

ya

[undone heron]

if you need them you need them

[visual mortar]

fuck no

[frigid axle]

i guess

[marble gyro]

Astigmatism is a bitch

[undone heron]

at least you never have to remember to wear sunglasses because most of them have uv reflective coating to turn dark in the sun now

[bold smelt]

i didnt miss it i just didnt check it because im not sniffing around for peoples personal information

[visual mortar]

good

[marble gyro]

True, but they are so expensive tho

[undone heron]

all is free here

[marble gyro]

Just alone my glasses cost me $500

Raybans

[visual mortar]

a few people have it and it frightens me

[undone heron]

HOW MUCH

[charred nova]

i pay nothing

[frigid axle]

mine 300

[main jewel]

:c

[charred nova]

because insurance

[undone heron]

RAYBANS ARE £95

[marble gyro]

500 because it was like 300 for the frame

[frigid axle]

also mine are Rayban

[marble gyro]

200 for lenses

[visual mortar]

i get free pairs

[charred nova]

why would you not use insurance to buy glasses

[undone heron]

yall need free healthcare for real

[charred nova]

thats literally just insane

[frigid axle]

i aint American

[marble gyro]

Because insurance only pays 40%

[visual mortar]

lmao

[undone heron]

where

[charred nova]

my insurance pays 100 percent

[visual mortar]

you have to pay for them!

i dont!

[charred nova]

i can get one pair of glasses for free per year

[main jewel]

i still wanna know what krezzin ment by calling me a walking taco

[marble gyro]

Lucky

[frigid axle]

why don't you do it and resell them?

[bold smelt]

mexican

[visual mortar]

genuinely disregard everything he says

[undone heron]

pick a struggle

[main jewel]

but im
not a mexican

[visual mortar]

he's genuinely an old schizophrenic man

[bold smelt]

im telling you mar is mexican

[visual mortar]

marxican

[charred nova]

what is the point of reselling a prescription lens

[bold smelt]

the seer spoke of it

[marble gyro]

Can confirm leca is not

[main jewel]

at least he will never see what i look like

[undone heron]

MARXISM

[main jewel]

also

yall wear glasses

[charred nova]

uh yah

[undone heron]

no

[charred nova]

im literally totally blind with out them

[marble gyro]

You're point?

[frigid axle]

oh you talking ab the lens, not the mount

[charred nova]

i can't walk down the street safely with out my glasses

[main jewel]

i have better eyesight

[undone heron]

I have 20/20 vision I just wear sunglasses

[charred nova]

of course there is a limit of how much they will cover

[marble gyro]

I can't drive without glasses

[main jewel]

larpy larp larp

[frigid axle]

that's wild, was it because of staying too much close to screens or just born with it

[charred nova]

if i buy the worlds most expensive frames yah i gotta pay

[undone heron]

I have some prada sunglasses somewhere idk I usually don’t wear them

[bold smelt]

i should get an eyepatch

[main jewel]

im thisrty time to grab water

[charred nova]

it was like that by the time i was 10

[undone heron]

you larp being alt

[marble gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/water-woman-bucket-bucket-of-water-woman-throwing-bucket-of-water-gif-17840768621252154084

[undone heron]

literally press alt + f4

[visual mortar]

as if that's a bad thing

[charred nova]

i can not even use a computer

with out my glasses

the screen is too far away for me to see

[undone heron]

at least you can’t get drafted

[marble gyro]

I can use a computer and watch TV without my glasses

[visual mortar]

nope still drafted

but actually

[marble gyro]

You still can

[charred nova]

my vision is only clear up to 6 inches away from my face with out my glasses

[frigid axle]

dam, the time i started noticing i saw all blurry from far away is when at elementary school i was tryna copy from the black board(i was 5 meters far from it) and i couldn't see shi because all the letters were blurry

[visual mortar]

he evades it for other reasons

exempt i mean

[undone heron]

Not here

[marble gyro]

Woah so like you see Hella blurry past that?

[visual mortar]

a guy with glasses is still an able bodied man

[undone heron]

especially airforce it’s over if you wanna fly

[visual mortar]

should be drafted

[main jewel]

nah uh jack can tell you he knows what i look like

[undone heron]

who is jack off

[visual mortar]

jack on

[main jewel]

@charred nova hi jack off

[marble gyro]

And yall say I'm creepy but you say these outlandish things?

[frigid axle]

i wanted to be an airforce unit 1-2 years ago, i like so much jets and planes, obviously not overly too much but i do like them, then i realized i have glasses

[marble gyro]

BRO YOUR LENSES ARE THICK

[undone heron]

did you pay to get them thinned

[visual mortar]

this user looks like a grandpa!! laugh at this user!!!

[main jewel]

well i mean you did say uh, germanaian women have like perfect figures or something, that sounded like a porn dork like move

[marble gyro]

My doctor joked with me saying a bat with echo location can see better than me

[charred nova]

they are not thin they are massive lmfao

[marble gyro]

But my lenses are not that thick!

[main jewel]

only tampico knows what im talking about with that one

[undone heron]

fhars why I asked if you got them thinned

[visual mortar]

what

[undone heron]

because if that’s with thinning it’s over

[main jewel]

porn dork

[marble gyro]

Is it wrong to compliment the basic figure???

[charred nova]

i can not

[frigid axle]

how much do they weigh

[charred nova]

if they were thinned they would need to be glass

[main jewel]

it was kinda crazy how you said it

[charred nova]

which in my line of work is a no go

[undone heron]

ohh they’re plastic

[marble gyro]

Man you people are weird

This is like the norm, how we all speak over here

[main jewel]

i know

[frigid axle]

SomeSin, blow that guy's house

[undone heron]

I’m normal

[main jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/doohickey-corporation's-headquarters-shlim-quomba-charbleston-robert-helpmann-glaggleland-invention-gif-11013620984329410365

[marble gyro]

Sheesh, pardon me for having a regional dialect

[undone heron]

I just don’t take this community srs

[frigid axle]

you're tall

[main jewel]

WHAT DOES YOU PEOPLE EVEN MEAN

[undone heron]

I’m shocked you remember that

[charred nova]

yes they have to be

[main jewel]

how tall

[frigid axle]

not saying short since last time i said it i got banned from some community

[undone heron]

6”7 if you make jokes im beating you

[charred nova]

because the plastic will catch fragmets of metal or other such things

instead of shatter and shooting glass into my eyes

[frigid axle]

SIX SAYVENN

[undone heron]

ur going to turn me into Joseph Jackson at this rate

[frigid axle]

glass eyess, super power?

[charred nova]

due to do how bad my vision is i can't really wear safety glasses on top of my glasses

[main jewel]

ur taller than me

[marble gyro]

So who likes to go clubbing and go to frat parties?

[undone heron]

🥺

[marble gyro]

Who likes raves?

[undone heron]

what is a frat bro

[frigid axle]

can't you wear your glasses above your safety glasses

[main jewel]

i dont eanna be like touched that usually happens at those frat parties

[visual mortar]

oh

yeah

[pine pagoda]

@main jewel was there a Mr beast scam few mins ago here

[charred nova]

i would need to wear lab goggles

and im not doing that

[marble gyro]

Then you dont get touched

Simple

[charred nova]

also they fuck with my vision

[main jewel]

no i didnt see one

[frigid axle]

what about a whole safety mask

[charred nova]

and make it really hard for me to see

[undone heron]

you work in a lab?

[main jewel]

OH SHOOTTT

[frigid axle]

like Seva suit

[main jewel]

OHHHH SHOOOOOTT

[frigid axle]

i farted

[main jewel]

Oh my gottt

[undone heron]

can you fix my transmission

[charred nova]

no i work on cars

omg

[undone heron]

you are British

[charred nova]

AGH

[frigid axle]

what about attaching your lens to your safety glasses?

[main jewel]

work on my car pls

pls

pls

pls

[charred nova]

okay

[undone heron]

He can’t fix ur joystick issues

[main jewel]

i will reward you with

with

icecream

[undone heron]

gearstick

[charred nova]

my service costs more than that im afraid

[marble gyro]

@main jewel unless you yourself, show weird signs to drunk ass people, body language, clothing, etc, then you pretty much are a target

[frigid axle]

that Citroën with 3 wheels and a moto scooter engine?

[undone heron]

she’s getting fent laced drinks

[marble gyro]

Bottom line, is be smart

Don ac dumb

[frigid axle]

bottom line is be low

[undone heron]

it’s Jover

[main jewel]

well i wear crop tops sometimes

[undone heron]

JOEVER

[marble gyro]

Speaking of raves, think I'm going to burning man this year

[main jewel]

and i always wear baggy pants

[undone heron]

are you sure you’re not a guy

[frigid axle]

aren't baggy pants yellow

[main jewel]

burn yourself

[marble gyro]

Tomboy is your answer

[undone heron]

American fashion is very different from european

[main jewel]

yes i just dont want people staring at my legs or calling me fatty cause its happened numerous times

[marble gyro]

Burn in hellfire

[frigid axle]

isn't American fashion like, uhh

[frigid hill]

suprema has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[main jewel]

maybe

[frigid axle]

get wolfd

[undone heron]

HOW IS THAT BAD

[main jewel]

kys

but

[undone heron]

do those warnings lead to a ban over time

[frigid axle]

yess 3 warnings

[marble gyro]

Then dont show them

[main jewel]

i dont wanna wear skirts, or thigh highs, or many skin showing clothes really

so i wear shirts and jeans

[undone heron]

really only 3?

[visual mortar]

is it?

[main jewel]

or big pants

[visual mortar]

doesn't seem like it

[undone heron]

I already have 2 for accidents

[frigid axle]

yupp after 3 you get banned by Wolff, perma ban

[main jewel]

those bad clothings are home clothes

[visual mortar]

yep

[main jewel]

no

dont be fooled by these idiots

[frigid axle]

[visual mortar]

perma ban, discord suspension, and you get reported to your local authorities

[undone heron]

to be fair I grew up in a place with 90% Catholicism

[frigid axle]

see im right

[charred nova]

we burn your house down

[main jewel]

your stoopid

[charred nova]

then shoot your wife

[visual mortar]

Jack does

I don't

[main jewel]

my wife:c

[undone heron]

my church used to have Holy Roman Empire stuff bro it was ancient

[frigid axle]

you're stinky

[main jewel]

i dont have a wife

or a husband

or anyone

[marble gyro]

I'm catholic but I grew up in a area where it was mostly gang wars

[main jewel]

i have my kittys

[undone heron]

you don’t want one

[main jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/don-quixote-don-limbus-limbus-company-company-gif-10831138881645340118

[undone heron]

You’re from Brooklyn?

[frigid axle]

if i dont have a house or wife, you will get me both so you can do that?

[marble gyro]

@main jewel you're young, but don ac dumb

Enjoy your life

[main jewel]

dude im retarded

[marble gyro]

Nah fresno

[charred nova]

no my life has much more important priorities

[frigid axle]

don ac dum remembers me the Payday2 song

[marble gyro]

You got the reference

[frigid axle]

awghhh

[marble gyro]

Proud of you

[undone heron]

I went to Cali once never again

[frigid axle]

[main jewel]

eating churches chickwns

[frigid axle]

sea salt

[undone heron]

no offence that place too lib for me as a european

[charred nova]

If i die with out one of these in my life i will have lived for nothing

[frigid axle]

ohh totoya

[marble gyro]

Honestly thinking about dumping my gf, I dunno I'm more distant than anything

[charred nova]

my life will have been entirely wasted

[undone heron]

It’s a mazda

[frigid axle]

no it's totya

[visual mortar]

is it because she doesn't allow you buy so much

[undone heron]

totoya

[frigid axle]

ye

[frigid axle]

@marble gyro what motorcycle is this

[undone heron]

do you speak england

[main jewel]

dude your like 4 shut your bitchass up

[visual mortar]

no

[frigid axle]

no im from Austria, American Russia

[undone heron]

you’re Austrian?

[charred nova]

in a way i feel like i already wasted 5 years of my life

[visual mortar]

Jack's life ends at 35

[frigid axle]

noooo

[visual mortar]

for various reasons

[main jewel]

im gunna waste you

[charred nova]

ok

do it

[marble gyro]

No no, she let's me buy whatever I want, cooks real well, great smile and has an amazing humor, she is great with animals....but I dunno man....I'm just...distant

[main jewel]

wastes you

[visual mortar]

tell me about it

[frigid axle]

she maybe meant waist, she gonna wear u as a belt

[visual mortar]

sounds like you're the problem

[marble gyro]

Like a cinderblock in water

[main jewel]

tampico the love of your life is coming trust me

[undone heron]

you need to have kids I guess

[main jewel]

youll have bountiful harvests

[charred nova]

yah she is

right tampico

[visual mortar]

i have five more years before its over

timer is running

[main jewel]

tampico

i

i

i

lo

lo

HATEEE YOUUU

SYBAUUU

KYSSSS

[undone heron]

that’s so mean

[visual mortar]

fax machine

[frigid axle]

imagine dumping your gf for your own personal thoughts,

just talk to her ab it and see if there's something wrong and that's all bro, 90% of relationships get wasted because of miscommunication, just talk

[visual mortar]

the fax machine at the local taco bell printing out the horrible image i sent to it

[main jewel]

fill me up like a burrito

[undone heron]

I’m good

[main jewel]

taco bell slogan

[visual mortar]

dawg what

[main jewel]

make me lots of food

[marble gyro]

So, I dunno about that, like....i tried to have kids once, my ex was pregnant then when it was a time for her to have our children delivered, they didn't make it

[main jewel]

make me lots of food

[visual mortar]

no

[undone heron]

american ahh

[main jewel]

grr

[undone heron]

my condolences I’m sorry to hear that

[main jewel]

@dreamy dagger make me food will you

[visual mortar]

yeah because no one else eats i suppose

[marble gyro]

I'm just in an endless loop, where I just party and act like I'm 21 over and over

[undone heron]

nah u gotta have iv drips

[frigid axle]

i dont eat wym

[main jewel]

then break the loop unc

your like 35

[visual mortar]

I think you solved your own equation

[undone heron]

you need to try to settle life is short

[main jewel]

YOUR BREAKIJG YOUR MAMMAS HEART

[marble gyro]

Grrrrr 30

[main jewel]

im onlyn20

[marble gyro]

I just turned 30

[frigid axle]

ru drunk

[main jewel]

im a 20

[visual mortar]

im 25 next week

[main jewel]

hahah

[undone heron]

expired

[frigid axle]

im 67 next month

[visual mortar]

out of 50

[main jewel]

woah there bro

[undone heron]

IM JOKING LOL

[visual mortar]

HAG!

[frigid axle]

no one got the slop joke