general-chat

[rancid juniper]

looks sick tho

[velvet summit]

that shouldnt happen even w/o

thermal shutdown would have happened far before the cpu would get burnt

oh wait

you were joking i missed the "under" cpu part

real he should have put paste under the cpu

rookie mistake

forgetting the socket paste

[opaque sedge]

I saw that post and it looked like the socket had a manufacturer defect

[velvet summit]

yeah this kind of issue is almost 100% issue from factory

[opaque sedge]

The defect prolly didn’t allow the cpu to stay flush

[velvet summit]

shouldnt be able to cause burn marks under a cpu normally

[opaque sedge]

And in full contact

[velvet summit]

unless the psu is so broken

[opaque sedge]

Anyways tech jesus is buying his stuff

[velvet summit]

shouldnt really be an issue

very low voltage and amperage

spread across many pins

bad contact would usually cause the cpu to just not work

[opaque sedge]

Interesting

The dude posted some pictures and the socket did look strange

Smth like this

With bits of plastic extruding out

[velvet summit]

hmm

might be a socket defect? pins shorting against each other?

[opaque sedge]

Could be that he installed it incorrectly and it broke as well

When he tried to latch it down

That latch has a lot of tension after all

[opaque sedge]

Probably

[velvet summit]

hmm

[mortal grail]

Looks normal

[opaque sedge]

I’m not an expert but it also looks like smth leaked in there

Like u guys ever seen burnt oil marks

[velvet summit]

if he put in the cpu in the wrong orientation, it could cause many unintended shorts

[mortal grail]

That's not oil

Promise lol

[opaque sedge]

No i just meant it looked familiar

[opaque sedge]

Probably it ngl

[velvet summit]

cpu is likely fried, same with mobo (though even with so many bent pins it would have been total loss anyways)

[opaque sedge]

I wonder if he returned the stuff or sold it to tech jesus

[velvet summit]

if it was mounted correctly, i would say no way this would happen
if it was mounted incorrectly, then it's possible yeah

[mortal grail]

Oh wait

I see it now

No it does look jammed in

[opaque sedge]

Smh ur getting old old man

Jk

[mortal grail]

💀

I had to zoom in like 4x

[opaque sedge]

Here another pic from the same analysis post

[velvet summit]

where's your 20mm thick spectacles

[mortal grail]

That is in fact jammed in

[opaque sedge]

Showing the wrong way and then the correct way

[velvet summit]

i think anybody can tell if something is in the right way if they had eyes

[opaque sedge]

They must have been too flexible 🫠

[velvet summit]

so many visible indicators for when a cpu is in the right way

golden arrow, the classic
the notches
the cpu sitting flush, or at least level with the motherboard

[opaque sedge]

Also making sure it isn’t moving around strange

When its seated like that its bound to move around easily

[mortal grail]

The same motherboard is consistent for both incidents

@wispy knot MSI is baking 9800X3D's now

[opaque sedge]

First it was asus with 7800x3ds

[mortal grail]

Was in fact every brand and every ryzen

[opaque sedge]

Damn really

[mortal grail]

7800X3D was just the common denominator

Mhm

[opaque sedge]

So amd had their intel arc too once

Rather recently in fact

[mortal grail]

Need to find a pic but I do remember seeing 7600/X's burning out too

Yeah here we go

https://www.tomshardware.com/news/amd-ryzen-7000-burning-out-root-cause-identified-expo-and-soc-voltages-to-blame

It definitely was also normal ryzen chips

[opaque sedge]

Look at that pimple

Jk

[mortal grail]

Hah

Yeah I agree with this

This might just be a board defect

Bad AM5 socket

Though they should be no different to any other socket guide

Maybe new supplier?

[opaque sedge]

New socket chip right?

[mortal grail]

Maybe some of the 9800X3D's have a strange silicon board tolerance?

Haha the guy on the korean forum is just enjoying this

[sweet phoenix]

Amd and intel just having issues back to back now huh

[tranquil pebble]

i guess I'll stay on AM4 for a bit longer

[lone mango]

[opaque sedge]

Bruh i missed an absolute banger dn joke

[tranquil pebble]

6900xt and 5700x3d is doing 4k resolution VR just fine

[dusk knot]

Rip my headset

[tranquil pebble]

what happened?

[wispy knot]

MSI killed my 5800X, then 7000 series, and now this those LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET

So glad I stopped recommending them

[tranquil pebble]

From what I have read, every motherboard manufacturer is bad rn lol

not saying I agree with that but yeah

[wispy knot]

Each has their flaws, but some are improving while others are getting worse

Asrock for example has been doing surprisingly well despite their past reputation

[tranquil pebble]

Which ones are going in the right direction at least?

[tranquil pebble]

It seems to be that companies will develop a good rep and then stop caring.

[dusk knot]

Windows mixed reality being scrubbed is what happened

[mortal grail]

MSI seems to have a high hit rate of late for dodgy cpu antics

[wispy knot]

See: Asus

[tranquil pebble]

oh trust me I know. I was a huge Asus fan... until well...

[devout forum]

@mortal grail wait I thought it was 99% certainty that it was user error of forcing it in wrong

So is it MSI screwing up or the user?

[mortal grail]

Could be both

There's evidence to suggest either or

My money is on jammed in and a big coincidence

[devout forum]

Cuz looking at the images seemed to me like it was just forced in wrong

Then again

That doesn't entirely rule out socket defect

Tbf I never really liked MSI boards

But hey, they're not awful like the one I have lel

[lone mango]

i fw asrock fr

assrock

im using one rn

[mortal grail]

Two identical boards both presenting identical symptoms on short notice is either a massive coincidence or a tolerance issue

but the board damage suggests they were both forced in, hence the coincidence

[lone mango]

https://tenor.com/view/cpu-cpu-kill-gif-22236310

[devout forum]

You belong in a special depth of hell for that

[proud jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-hitori-goto-depressed-bocchi-the-rock-gif-27672004

[devout forum]

They're pretty good with AM5 iirc

Especially with value boards

[proud jackal]

@devout forum congrats on techie

[devout forum]

PG Riptide is A-tier iirc

[proud jackal]

Did they force it on you

[devout forum]

Thankies, now I shall proceed to dump on Error Lake officially :3

And yes I was conscripted at gunpoint

[proud jackal]

[devout forum]

Or rather

8pin EPS-point

:3

[proud jackal]

[devout forum]

It's not so bad

At least now I get to check #techeifeetpics now

[opaque sedge]

Forced like deez nuts

Onyo chin

[opaque sedge]

What is that channel?

Says no access

[devout forum]

It's the greatest thing ever

Sekrit tho

[dusk knot]

Someone knight this guy a techie.

[opaque sedge]

Smh

[devout forum]

It's a special place

[opaque sedge]

Reveal it

[devout forum]

Okay how much are you gonna pay me for it?

[opaque sedge]

3grand

Jk if i had 3 grand it would prolly be left alone in a savings acc or split between stocks

[devout forum]

Alright PayPal me

🙂

Jokes aside

It's a meme thing

[lone mango]

Yeah they seem to have really good vrms on cheap boards

[lone mango]

[proud jackal]

[mortal grail]

Man do I upgrade to an optimum wooting

[proud jackal]

No

[opaque sedge]

[proud jackal]

My white zinc v1 80he is coming in a few weeks

[devout forum]

What's the difference between a normal wooting and an optimum one?

[proud jackal]

It has F keys

80he has F keys

[devout forum]

And is it that much better than a Keychron for example?

[proud jackal]

I didn't check optimum

[mortal grail]

Newer keys, better aesthetic, better mods

[devout forum]

Cuz NGL custom keebs kinda freak me out sometimes

[opaque sedge]

Keychrons seem to be the best for a budget of under 150 usd

[devout forum]

There's just
Sooooooo many options

It's pretty overwhelming

[opaque sedge]

Oh god

Overwhelming like…

[proud jackal]

[mortal grail]

Best way I think about it is to think about what the perfect keyboard is in your brain then wait until you find a video with it

[devout forum]

Overwhelming like "Where TF do I start with this many options?"

[opaque sedge]

Crap i might get muted this time

[opaque sedge]

What was the total?

[mortal grail]

Mine would arrive same time as Theo's if I got one

It's $500

[lone mango]

[devout forum]

Hooooly

[opaque sedge]

…

[mortal grail]

Oh good Aud

So it's more like $300

[opaque sedge]

Thats a ducking 1440p gpu

Oh aud

1080p gpu

[mortal grail]

Theo how

[proud jackal]

I got a discount

[mortal grail]

This is with no discount

[proud jackal]

2.99 discount

[mortal grail]

How are you spending more I picked like everything

[proud jackal]

Isn't optimum only like 60%

[opaque sedge]

Even the wrist rest?

[mortal grail]

Yeah and yeah

[devout forum]

Isn't the HE their fancy mag switch keeb?

[proud jackal]

Yes

[devout forum]

I wonder why Keychron doesn't sell any

[proud jackal]

The case is metal on 80he

[mortal grail]

Literally only missing the cable

The case is metal here

[proud jackal]

Keyhron does sell HE keyboards

[mortal grail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aof3f58xw9E&ab_channel=optimum

[devout forum]

Also like
In theory you can just put HE switches into existing PCBs cuz it's all QMK and VIA driven

[devout forum]

Oh really?

[mortal grail]

Tbh maybe more realistic for me

[devout forum]

Nice

But yeah in theory

[mortal grail]

But this optimum one sounds so good

Omg

[proud jackal]

I'll watch the video in a bit

[devout forum]

I don't know what would stop me from just buying the HE switches and plonking them into an existing K10 Pro, flash the firmware and use it

[mortal grail]

Go to 4:09

[mortal grail]

That's not how it works

Optical uses lasers, mechanical uses friction

Physically incompatible

Lol

[devout forum]

No I mean

The switches are self-contained aren't they?

[mortal grail]

These ones might be

[devout forum]

Or only solder HE switches exist?

[mortal grail]

But they would only work as normal switches without a laser on the pcb

[devout forum]

That'd succ

[opaque sedge]

Oh cmon

[devout forum]

Heheheh

[opaque sedge]

Whats with the chat giving so many dn joke setups

[mortal grail]

GOD THE BOARD SOUNDS SO GOOD

AHH

[proud jackal]

It's just a 60he

[mortal grail]

That's nothing like an older 60HE

I've used one

[opaque sedge]

Theo can you abbreviate the word chocolate into 5 letters

[proud jackal]

No

You choco on Deez

[opaque sedge]

🤯

[devout forum]

https://www.keychron.com/collections/magnetic-keyboard/products/keychron-q5-he-qmk-wireless-custom-keyboard
Okay this is based

Full-size, magnetic switch AND looks dope

225 USD tho

[proud jackal]

[opaque sedge]

I’m good with my wired v1

Red switches are fine

Good even

[mortal grail]

Nope keychron doesn't do it for me

[devout forum]

My personal mental limit for peripherals is 150 USD

[mortal grail]

I just listened to all of them

I like quiet

Those are thoccy

Not interested

[devout forum]

Oh you'd hate my current keeb

[opaque sedge]

Bro regressed to toddler speak

[devout forum]

It's a noname blues keeb

You'd get an aneurysm form it probs

It's so PINGY

RAAAAAAHHH

(I hate it so much)

[mortal grail]

Keyboard enthusiast lingo, refers to the sound associated with a typical keyboard with little rattle or scrape

[devout forum]

I like thock

[opaque sedge]

U need a enthusiast role fr

[lone mango]

I like gamakay keys because they are quiet

[devout forum]

Thock to me just gives a reassurance

[lone mango]

They made a he board recently

[devout forum]

I like some sorta feedback

[mortal grail]

I'm so far from genuine enthusiast it's not even a competition lmao

[opaque sedge]

I like that slight clicky feeling

Indicates to me when the input is registered

[safe cape]

low profile switches enjoyer

[mortal grail]

I like this on laptops and controllers

But on a keyboard, nope

[devout forum]

Ultimately even the most POS blue keeb is gonna beat any membrane

Like it's not a contest

TBF I'm not that bothered by the clicky sound

My family despises it tho

[opaque sedge]

Understandable if u do stuff on your pc outside of gaming and recreation

I’m just a useless bum who only knows how to mash buttons on cyberpunk

[mortal grail]

It's just more like that the feedback to me is not necessary when I can see it on screen

[sage sluice]

Thocky keyboards are just 🤌

[devout forum]

Thock is bliss

[mortal grail]

I prefer clicky on lp switches cos membrane is ass

[sage sluice]

I like the feedback, but i was unfortunately blessed with sensory issues so its nice

[mortal grail]

Ideally I like zero sound whatsoever

[safe cape]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCiUuBx06kg

@mortal grail felix 2077

[mortal grail]

Real

[safe cape]

invisible keyboard > all

[opaque sedge]

While I like that affirmation of hitting the right keys

[opaque sedge]

Duck

To deez nuts

[mortal grail]

[opaque sedge]

I tried…

[opaque sedge]

Bro did his science teacher dirty 💀

[proud jackal]

[opaque sedge]

Couldn’t he have just used a trackpad for the mouse btw 💀

[safe cape]

should be invisible 100 %

[opaque sedge]

There prolly is some conductive material he could put over it

Yk like the keyboard idea

Or just place a trackpad thats the same color as the table and fill in the gaps with some material

Like resin or smth

[sinful blade]

IM NOT GETTING EVICTED!!!! WOOOOO

[dusk knot]

(:

[mortal grail]

Well there's ur problem

Someone put a pole in the middle of nowhere

[rancid juniper]

facts

their methods of placement is questionable

[mortal grail]

Who gave them the right

Who tf do they think they are

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

Time to issue some terraformin'

[dusk knot]

Or like ....don't drive into a pole

[mortal grail]

This is America

You don't get to tell me what to do

[sinful blade]

Me

[rancid juniper]

innovation

[safe cape]

https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/news/half-life-2-20th-anniversary-rtx-wishlist/

@dusk knot

resell 9999999999999 $

[nocturne flicker]

Obviously what every Half Life fan wants. Half Life 2 RTX

[rancid juniper]

Cant wait for Half-Life 4

[velvet summit]

what is going on with your ui

[rancid juniper]

i like messing with ui so i made it ugly (trust)

[craggy shoal]

If "why say more word if few do trick?" were a UI

[velvet summit]

💀

[dusk knot]

I would wait for the half life 3 edition

[safe cape]

future hl3 edition owner ?

[mortal grail]

Guys

[craggy shoal]

Guys

[mortal grail]

9800X3D back in stock

[craggy shoal]

Guys

[mortal grail]

https://www.amazon.com/AMD-9800X3D-16-Thread-Desktop-Processor/dp/B0DKFMSMYK

Guys

479.00

Guys

[craggy shoal]

Guys

Why am I poor

Guys

[mortal grail]

Guys

[opaque sedge]

Guys

[mortal grail]

Idk

Guys

[opaque sedge]

Guys

[craggy shoal]

Guys

[mortal grail]

Guys

[opaque sedge]

Guys why dont my parents love me

[mortal grail]

Guys get better parents

Guys

[craggy shoal]

Guys I regret being born sometimes

Guys

[opaque sedge]

Guys

[mortal grail]

Guys wtf the chat downturn

[opaque sedge]

Guys i am adult i cant be adopted anymore

[mortal grail]

Guys @proud jackal #1 best seller

Guys

[lone mango]

blackrock

[craggy shoal]

Figured

[lone mango]

[nocturne flicker]

[proud jackal]

[dusk knot]

Theo will be converted

[upper hawk]

Deserved

Although all the buyers will receive it WEEKS later

[mortal grail]

I have mine rn

[opaque sedge]

Receive deez nuts

[upper hawk]

Through amazon?

[mortal grail]

I'm just waiting for the motherboard to turn up today

Not amazon

I bought from the store that RMA'd my old cpu and refunded it

[opaque sedge]

What platform were u on prev?

[mortal grail]

All of them

[opaque sedge]

Bro is jensen’s australian son

Even am3?

So either way ur building a completely new tower i assume

Interested in what gpu is gonna be ur choice

[mortal grail]

Oh no if you go back far enough I was on none of them

And no converting my old build

[vague fossil]

Hello all, I am trying to complete this build last thing i was wondering is i have 7900 xtx and I head it needs to have 3 sep cables i have 2 plugged in already the last cable does not look like the other it is shown in pic should I use this as third or use pigtail off second

Also the side that is 6+2 won't fit in gpu side and will have to go in psu i guess due to configuration of shapes.

[mortal grail]

Use 3 separate if you have 3 separate

What psu is this

[mortal grail]

What cpu is this

[vague fossil]

R9 7900x i have a r7 9800x3d in rote to house but 1st is currently in build

[mortal grail]

Got no third cable in the psu box?

[vague fossil]

I have that one but isn't like the others and the left side has to go in psu side I guess due to config of shapes will this be fine?

The 6+2 side

[mortal grail]

If it's 6+2 that is fine

That end goes into gpu

Rather they should all be able to do that

[vague fossil]

For whatever reason the 6+2 side will not fit the shapes don't match up

[mortal grail]

6+2 is only designed for gpus so it must fit

It may need lining up

But it's the only plug

[opaque sedge]

God i hate pigtails

[vague fossil]

Top is 6+2 doesn't match, do you see it now

[wary fjord]

It goes to square hole

[opaque sedge]

Was disappointed when my new psu came with pigtails too in case i go amd in the future

[mortal grail]

If 6+2 doesn't fit then what you have isn't an XTX

I have the same GPU and I put 6+2's into it

Same exact model

6+2 is PCIe power spec, it ONLY fits into gpus

The 6+2 side goes into the gpu, the 8 side goes into the psu

[opaque sedge]

Is there a pcie label in one of the ends of the cable?

Also check ur psu manual to see what cables it came with

And confirm if that one is pcie or not

[mortal grail]

See

Same GPU

It must fit 6+2 otherwise it's literally not an XTX

[opaque sedge]

This piece should fit fine ngl

[mortal grail]

No

Wrong

Bottom one PSU

Top one

GPU

If you reverse it and succeed you will destroy the card

[opaque sedge]

Lemme grab my core reactor cables real quick

[mortal grail]

And I won't guarantee smooth operation on this level of psu without 3 separate power cables

I own an EVGA psu ☠️

I'm literally the most qualified help here

Lmfao

[opaque sedge]

Yh its supposed to have two pieces coming off right

[mortal grail]

Yes

Those are two ground pieces

Since not all pcie plugs are 8 pin

[opaque sedge]

The pattern on the card looks strange tho

[mortal grail]

The 2 extra ground permits 75W more spec

[mortal grail]

It's literally pcie

[opaque sedge]

Nvm i’m blind

[mortal grail]

Guys we're better than this

[opaque sedge]

Ok ok lemme recap

6+2

[vague fossil]

The pigtail works

[opaque sedge]

Make sure the latch is going on the notch in the gpu

[mortal grail]

I do not agree with using the pigtail on that psu with your specs

XTX is extremely transient happy

It will greatly appreciate the redundancy of 3 individual cables

[opaque sedge]

Yh his cable looks like pcie

[mortal grail]

Lol

[opaque sedge]

Maybe he’s not having the ground pins stay flush?

I used to have difficulty with that too

[opaque sedge]

I blame 12vhpwr

🤞

[vague fossil]

😦 I'm an idiot

[opaque sedge]

Yayyy

[mortal grail]

Yay

We finally got there in the end

[opaque sedge]

Now to power on the rig

Typically for most builds the gpu is the final part right

[mortal grail]

I would leave pbo off if turned on manually in bios

Or if you don't have massive amounts of rgb/usb plugged in, then it's otherwise fine

[wary fjord]

Individual better

Now stress it

See if its warm

[opaque sedge]

He got it

[wary fjord]

Nice

[opaque sedge]

I miss him… i miss my big boy

[wary fjord]

Deym

[mortal grail]

Did you ever fix the ram instability

[wary fjord]

95% shroud and cooler

[opaque sedge]

Never was

It ended up fine

[mortal grail]

[opaque sedge]

I did the occt test for hours

[mortal grail]

I remember the nvidia gpu having problems

[opaque sedge]

It was elden ring acting gonky

I tested other games

And cross referenced online benchmarks too

Came up normal

[mortal grail]

[north crescent]

The dust must be the thing you miss the most I assume. Nothing better than dust. dust > 4090

[opaque sedge]

Sounds like someone wants to help with some stress testing tonight 👉👈

[opaque sedge]

Uh nah the gpu borked and I downgraded to a 4070s

[mortal grail]

I'll give you a stress test in a minute

Stress dem nutz

[opaque sedge]

🤯

[trail nest]

chat, i need your guys help here. so i had a bag of opened tootsie rolls right under my bed; and the past 2 days i've woken up to two tootsie roll on the floor in different areas of my bedroom on the carpet with the paper wrapping on the tootsie roll looking like it's been gnawed on and the chocolate tootsie roll looks shaved off. do you guys know what it could be?

[craggy shoal]

man what

I swear

[opaque sedge]

Onyo chin

[craggy shoal]

This server surprises me every week

[mortal grail]

The number of tootsie rolls in that sentence

[opaque sedge]

Smh felix u cant forget the chin part yk

[mortal grail]

I can

[trail nest]

like what kind of thing could be eating my chocolate tootsie rolls at night???

i don't have pests in my house

[mortal grail]

You sleepwalkin or summin

[opaque sedge]

Ur mom

[trail nest]

lmao

[craggy shoal]

This grown man wants us to investigate what's eating the chocolate he's hiding under his bed

[velvet summit]

testimatic

[mortal grail]

Why you askin a pc server about a pest problem

Sir this is a wendys

[craggy shoal]

nah this is the krusty krab

[trail nest]

cause idk wtf it is that's eating my tootsie rolls lol

[opaque sedge]

But yh sounds like a rat problem

Or maybe ants

[velvet summit]

[opaque sedge]

But its cold rn…

Hmm

[mortal grail]

That doesn't explain why I'd know everything about tootsie rolls

[velvet summit]

not ants

wont be looking gnawed off

[trail nest]

lmao dude tootsie rolls are yummy

[mortal grail]

It's like walking into a ferrari shop and asking about dish soap

Like I'm not you're support agent for this

[opaque sedge]

U went to ferrari shop?

[mortal grail]

💀

[opaque sedge]

Damn

[icy ore]

eepy

[trail nest]

so it could be a moue?

mouse

[opaque sedge]

Support deez nuts onyo chin

Gottem

[craggy shoal]

I did. I asked to use the bathroom. Walked out feeling poor

[mortal grail]

https://tenor.com/view/8ball-bart-simpson-shaking-shake-magic-ball-gif-17725278

[velvet summit]

https://tenor.com/view/mouse-ad-japan-gif-25595629

https://tenor.com/view/japan-cute-kawaii-kiss-dance-moves-gif-23100740

[craggy shoal]

https://tenor.com/btSpT.gif

[trail nest]

dang it! now i need to go buy some victor mouse kill trap at walmart

[mortal grail]

This is the kind of question for like ur GF or maybe ur parents lmfao

[velvet summit]

buy 50bmg rat shot

[mortal grail]

Rat rpg

[trail nest]

lol

[craggy shoal]

rat bullets

[opaque sedge]

The unusual size 😭

[velvet summit]

quite a peculiar size

[craggy shoal]

unusual size ;)

[opaque sedge]

I miss the unusual size of the 7900xt

[craggy shoal]

like a tootsie roll

[opaque sedge]

[mortal grail]

GUYS

MY MOBO IS BACK

GUYS

[craggy shoal]

GUYS

[trail nest]

@craggy shoal why does this server surprise you?

[sinful blade]

Alright boys and not boys
I need some choices made on my behalf

[craggy shoal]

GUYS

[mortal grail]

GUYS

[opaque sedge]

Smh i thought my parents started loving me for a sec

[craggy shoal]

GUYS

[nocturne flicker]

Guys

[trail nest]

thicc

[craggy shoal]

man I just wanted a chicken sandwich now my mom is yelling at me wtf

[opaque sedge]

Oh cmon

[worthy tapir]

Does that count as unusual size

[mortal grail]

Bro found himself in downtown sewer pipe

[dusk knot]

New York is the place for giant rodents

[opaque sedge]

Why do u gotta give me such amazing ur mom joke setups

[trail nest]

i've set up 6 victor mouse traps in my bed room and my kitchen i hope i can catch something tomorrow morning

[worthy tapir]

MOM THE MEATLOAF!!!

[craggy shoal]

I still don't get how or why this grown man is hiding tootsie rolls under his bed

[opaque sedge]

Meaty like deez nuts

Onyo chin

[opaque sedge]

Ur chin… under

Dem nuts

[trail nest]

lmao cuz my bed is next to my PC

so i have tootsie rolls right under my bed so i can grab it with my hands easy

[mortal grail]

Sometimes, in fact often I question the validity of chat

[craggy shoal]

mass amounts of tootsie rolls. man

[mortal grail]

💀

[trail nest]

dude i eat tootsie rolls when i am gaming

it keeps me awake

[mortal grail]

Why's ur handle not Tootsiegamer tho

[opaque sedge]

Smh eat deez nuts instead

[mortal grail]

TootsieNinja

[craggy shoal]

ping somebody
"why do you do what you do?"
receive completely unrelated answer.

I swear this happens several times everyday in this server

[opaque sedge]

I like to be respectful and not imply actual balls with my dn jokes

Which is why i take pictures of nuts

[craggy shoal]

fit deez nutz in ur mom lol

[dusk knot]

[sinful blade]

I have $500 coming
Give me builds to make destiny 2 run properly but with style

[craggy shoal]

OH CRAP A MOD

[opaque sedge]

😡

[mortal grail]

Most negotiable deez nutz fanatic:

[dusk knot]

You guys....

[craggy shoal]

💀

[mortal grail]

Like this is anything new

Smh

Mod abooz

[nocturne flicker]

Pistachios are seeds

[sinful blade]

Jp rn

[mortal grail]

https://tenor.com/view/pod-racing-pod-race-anakin-star-wars-gif-14869284

[opaque sedge]

Nuts are seeds…

[dusk knot]

It just makes me grin and shake my head as usual.

[mortal grail]

Grinning means it's working guys

[craggy shoal]

choco?

[mortal grail]

He's shaking to avoid laughing

Choco guys

[dusk knot]

We need to be more mature 😤

[opaque sedge]

Looks at where dn jokes got me in another server

[trail nest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teFa5tjqZ3Q

[mortal grail]

Can we make a server rule based on this but start it based on the tootsie role incident of November 2024

[dusk knot]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-the-fuck-meme-what-confused-gif-16191442

[craggy shoal]

Tootsie Roll incident of November 14, 2024 is crazy work

[trail nest]

lol what?

[opaque sedge]

Tootsie towers

[trail nest]

why is my tootsie roll incident a joke now lol

[dusk knot]

What happened on November 14th?

[mortal grail]

"Rule 8: Due to popular demand, general chat is now forbidden to discuss tootsie rolls, any further mention is met with a mute. Chat needs to stay calm and respectful and-

[opaque sedge]

The tootsie towers fell

[nocturne flicker]

A botanical nut is a fruit

[trail nest]

it's some serious stuff man if something is eating your tootsie rolls at night and leaving evidence on the floor you've gotta do something about it

[mortal grail]

The tootsie roll incident ofc

[dusk knot]

Huh???

[craggy shoal]

this grown man hides tootsie rolls under his bed and now somebody (or some thing) is nawing on them

[mortal grail]

Yes it demands a whole server change

It's very serious indeed

[dusk knot]

My IQ points have dropped

[nocturne flicker]

Pistachios are culinary nuts, but are not actually nuts, rather a seed

[sage sluice]

Insane

[mortal grail]

Genuis

[opaque sedge]

Lol

[dusk knot]

Oh god 💀

[craggy shoal]

@opaque sedge I will give you my seed (on your chin)

[opaque sedge]

I’m french fr

Believe me guys

[mortal grail]

Jenui le por favor

[dusk knot]

Woagh now. This is escalating to inappropriate territory

👀

[sage sluice]

Ew the french

[dusk knot]

No motor. No

[craggy shoal]

sorry I can't read surrender

[mortal grail]

I'm part french this means war

[opaque sedge]

I escalated dem nuts

[craggy shoal]

okay sorry JP

[mortal grail]

I surrender

[craggy shoal]

Felix is part surrender

[sage sluice]

Im german so we're in good relations ✨

[craggy shoal]

being part kangaroo and part surrender is crazy work

[mortal grail]

I'm proud of my heritage, my bloodline country

[dusk knot]

I thought Felix was part Vegemite sandwich

[mortal grail]

[mortal grail]

I'm part this too

Also part spider

[opaque sedge]

GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY GET OUT OF AUSTRALIAN SOIL

[sage sluice]

Part upside down

[nocturne flicker]

Australia doesn't exist

[opaque sedge]

(I’m not an old Australian)

I’m not even Australian

[craggy shoal]

part upside down and part surrender is crazy work 😭

[sage sluice]

If youre aussie go back to your country fr

[opaque sedge]

Surrender to deez nuts

[sage sluice]

Oh wait forgot to translate

[craggy shoal]

JP get this guy

[sage sluice]

ɹɟ ʎɹʇunoɔ ɹnoʎ oʇ ʞɔɐq oƃ ǝᴉssnɐ ǝɹnoʎ ɟI

[tranquil pebble]

it looks like 90% of the scalper problem is the existence of ebay community

[craggy shoal]

man

[opaque sedge]

I think he’s gone

[craggy shoal]

okay nut time

[opaque sedge]

Or might be making a purge command

Who knows

[craggy shoal]

oh nuts

[sage sluice]

Seeds*

[opaque sedge]

Said ur mom

To deez nuts

[sage sluice]

Now that was just sad

[craggy shoal]

JP hurry up with that purge command

this guy is talking about my mom

(my mom doesn't beat me)

[sage sluice]

My wife*

[mortal grail]

ʇɟɟd sǝᴉɯɯnp ɹǝɥʇo ǝsǝɥʇ ʇno ʞɔǝɥƆ

uɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ ǝʌᴉʇɐu puɐʇsɹǝpun ʇ,uɐƆ

[craggy shoal]

bro I have to flip my whole monitor for this messages

[sage sluice]

uɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ ʞɐǝds ʇuop ʎǝɥʇ ƃuᴉɥʇ pooƃ oɥʇ ƃuO

[opaque sedge]

Smh get on phone

[mortal grail]

ʇoᴉpᴉ pǝddᴉlɟ ʇǝפ

[sage sluice]

ʇoᴉpᴉ pǝddᴉlɟ ʇǝפ

[craggy shoal]

:(

[mortal grail]

ǝɹǝɥ ɯoɹɟ ƃuᴉuɹnʇ ʞɔǝu ʎʞɐǝɹɔ ɹnoʎ ɹɐǝɥ uɐɔ I

ʎɯɯnp pǝʇɐʇoɹ ʇǝפ

[trail nest]

so am i now known as the tootsie roll man on here?

[mortal grail]

Fr

[opaque sedge]

He flipped back

Get him yall

[mortal grail]

Jp give him the tootsie roll

I mean role

[trail nest]

lol

[mortal grail]

☠️

[trail nest]

lmao it would be funny as hell if there is actually a tootsie role

[sage sluice]

ɹoʇoɯ pɹoɟ plo uɐ uo ƃuᴉuunɹ sǝɥ 'uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ʞool ʇuɐɔ ɐɐ plO

[craggy shoal]

(bottom)

[opaque sedge]

Bro is violating motor

[mortal grail]

Below the belt

[sage sluice]

🙃

[craggy shoal]

bro I can't read this

[opaque sedge]

He’s dogging you

Even your mother cant love u anymore

[mortal grail]

Hey

[opaque sedge]

That much

[craggy shoal]

oh wait I just flipped my monitor again. how'd you know?

[mortal grail]

Ok tone it back now

[craggy shoal]

she never did 💀

[sage sluice]

ʎɹnʇuǝɔ sᴉɥʇ ǝƃuɐɥɔ lᴉo uɐ ʇǝƃ 'ʇuᴉod ǝɥʇ sʇɐɥʇ

[opaque sedge]

[craggy shoal]

😭

[mortal grail]

Lethal

Bro really said century

[opaque sedge]

He called u an unmaintained crapbox overdue for maintenance

[sage sluice]

Nah i would never

[craggy shoal]

this guy called me undermaintained

[opaque sedge]

(I am def not adding fuel to the fire btw)

[sage sluice]

I said really nice things

[mortal grail]

Sounds like a 40 series card

[craggy shoal]

that would be a BMW 330i

[mortal grail]

HEY HEY

[trail nest]

bmw suk get a lexus

[mortal grail]

LEAVE MUH BEMER OUT OF THIS

[opaque sedge]

Dude… why when i’m on team green…

[craggy shoal]

this guy prefers Lexus order BMW 💀 😭

[mortal grail]

Get reversed dummy

[opaque sedge]

I lost my team red privileges

[trail nest]

lexus IS 350 is cooler than a bmw kekeke

[sage sluice]

Me in my subaru baja

[mortal grail]

IS350 is top 10 most forgettable car

You always forget until someone else who remembers mentions it

"Oh yeah I forgot that was a Toyota"

[sage sluice]

Isnt that how basic cognitive recognition works?

[mortal grail]

Not even a crown smh

[sage sluice]

Victorias should burn tbh

They goofy asf

[mortal grail]

I don't need this for any other car based out of japan

💀

[opaque sedge]

Ok so apparently nuts are fatty fruits…

[mortal grail]

Bet you guys forgot Opel Calibras were a thing

[opaque sedge]

And some seeds count as nuts

I wonder if an avocado is a nut

[sage sluice]

Me when i find seed inside my nut

(Im gonna get banned)

[mortal grail]

Bet you guys forgot vectors were a car

Bet you guys forgot about Lister

[opaque sedge]

I wasn’t even born

[mortal grail]

When's the last time you even remembered about jaguar XK's?

Top 10 most forgettable cars tier list

[opaque sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-dizzy-gif-20588410

[mortal grail]

Coming in at #9

[opaque sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-no-banned-and-you-are-explode-gif-16047504

Wait

I’m no mod

[mortal grail]

Coming in at #3 it's literally any Gemballa

[sage sluice]

Heres my argument

[opaque sedge]

Wtf is that

[mortal grail]

That's a layland innit

[velvet summit]

no way it's that car from beamng

[mortal grail]

British mining car

[sage sluice]

Thats a reliant

[opaque sedge]

Could that thing even turn?

[mortal grail]

Oh right reliant robin

[sage sluice]

If you like crushing your sides

[mortal grail]

Isn't it still leyland based

[sage sluice]

Of your vehicle

[opaque sedge]

Crush your chin

With deez nuts

[sage sluice]

You arent even trying

[opaque sedge]

I’m too lazy to think of a setup rn

[mortal grail]

Counter argument

[opaque sedge]

Ig i’ll try smth

Guys

How do u abbreviate the word chocolate

[velvet summit]

co-

oops

[dusk knot]

[mortal grail]

Oh reliant wasn't LeyLand but a competitor

OOOOO

[velvet summit]

forgot to remove reply temporarily lmfao

[opaque sedge]

Jp has ptsd 💀

[mortal grail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-more-you-know-gif-26317296

[opaque sedge]

The 4070tis is a overpriced midrange card

https://tenor.com/view/the-more-you-know-gif-26317296

[mortal grail]

Coming in a #5 I bet you forgot Callaway exists

[craggy shoal]

https://tenor.com/bWAuG.gif

[sage sluice]

I think the objective worst has to be the 2005 pontiac aztek

[tranquil pebble]

the 4000 series is overpriced as a whole

[opaque sedge]

Never heard of this callaway

She hot?

[sage sluice]

Because it managed to kill off a century old brand with a single car

[mortal grail]

COMING IN AT #8

And coming in at #2 we have the VW Nardo

[sage sluice]

Tf is the nardo 💀

[opaque sedge]

Whats that?

[sage sluice]

Never heard of that

Vw your names goofy

[craggy shoal]

probably something kangarooish

[mortal grail]

It was VW's closest moment to a hypercar

[opaque sedge]

Nardo sounds like smth used in elementary school namecalling

[sage sluice]

I looked it up, it actually looks pretty sick

I like it

[opaque sedge]

💀

[mortal grail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-more-you-know-gif-26317296

AND COMING IN AT #1

THE CHRYSLER ME-412

[opaque sedge]

At least my sense of the laws of physics is still ok

[sage sluice]

Beamng drive my beloved

[opaque sedge]

Chrysler was run by elon musk once?

(Referring to his kid’s name)

[mortal grail]

Musk would've never built it

Not electric enough

[sage sluice]

Im buying a nardo now brb

Oh wait i forgot im working class

Nvm

[opaque sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-stickfigure-not-affected-gif-14391548

Jk

[mortal grail]

[opaque sedge]

Yoo what is that

[mortal grail]

ME 412

[opaque sedge]

Looks like smth aston martin would make

[craggy shoal]

a chrysler

nothing crazy

[mortal grail]

It's a GM bro

[craggy shoal]

ur mom

[opaque sedge]

Oh

[sage sluice]

I thought it was chrysler too tbf

[opaque sedge]

Good morning as well bro

Jk

Btw just to make sure u guys think i’m not joking

Ik gm means general motors

[mortal grail]

This ironically was so far ahead of it's time for a car tho

[craggy shoal]

this guy has to make sure we know he knows who GM is

"guys I have car knowledge" also deez nuts

[opaque sedge]

Hey who knows its entirely possible your impressions of me are “this guy is kinda stupid”

[sage sluice]

Motor tell us your car knowledge

[mortal grail]

Literally only one car ahead of it was using it

[sage sluice]

Otherwise your name is fraudulent and by law you deserve a wedgy

[mortal grail]

Oh wait two

Well

[opaque sedge]

He cant he doesn’t have the computers modern day cars have for tuning

[mortal grail]

Tbh one

[velvet summit]

to be fair, it can drive fine, just dont turn too sharply

[craggy shoal]

I had some kid on TikTok educating me about F1. I already knew everything he stated

[mortal grail]

Cos ME 412 was first shown in 2002 iirc

[sage sluice]

They had f1 in the 1800s?

[craggy shoal]

bro's favorite car is probably a GT3 RS or R34 GTR

[sage sluice]

Didnt know that

[mortal grail]

Nope 2003

R32 beat it

Welp

That DCT sucked tho

[opaque sedge]

Riding on that thing must be nauseating

[craggy shoal]

either honestly

[craggy shoal]

man what

[velvet summit]

also i had forgotten that the car had only 3 gears

so i tried to switch it to 4th lmfao

[opaque sedge]

Ask ur mom i bet she’s old enough

[sage sluice]

Put at least some effort garsh

[opaque sedge]

Hey these things are hit or miss

[sage sluice]

ʍouʞ ʇusǝop ǝH

[opaque sedge]

Either they come out smoothly or they dont

Like am5 mobos

[opaque sedge]

Get it

[opaque sedge]

Ig it was meant to be a city car

[tranquil pebble]

f1 horses

[mortal grail]

Want a quick lesson on the F1 history between 2014-2020?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SXmLLfKCIo&ab_channel=BryanW22

[vague fossil]

Everything came on, new mb and new cpu

[opaque sedge]

This was so beautiful 😭

[craggy shoal]

bro throw that into #building-and-recc-chat we're talking about cars

[vague fossil]

I assume I press y

[opaque sedge]

I learned so much

[sage sluice]

This isnt a tech server get outta here

[mortal grail]

There's a reason F1 as a sport died so hard after 2013

[opaque sedge]

Did ferrari ever successfully “innovate”

[sage sluice]

Theyre dangerous asf?

Wait football exists

[craggy shoal]

kicking balls? nah you hold them and run with them

[opaque sedge]

I forgot which team kept tryna to be creative but would always shoot themselves in the foot

[mortal grail]

It's the safest sport on record now after the halo introduction

Not formula as a whole but formula 1

By statistic

[opaque sedge]

The american way 🇺🇸 🦅

[sage sluice]

Argument: badminton

✨

[mortal grail]

But fr

[velvet summit]

Hello welcome to the Barbie "dress them up" support line, how may I help you

[mortal grail]

Lots of motivating factors

But 2014-2020 was probably the driest years for F1 in it's entire history

[opaque sedge]

They need to extra promote the gambling

But ig the lewis hamilton thing prolly discouraged it

[mortal grail]

Lmao

[velvet summit]

Ultimate table tennis

[opaque sedge]

Pickle ball

[velvet summit]

I think pickleball has more ball destroying potential than table tennis

[sage sluice]

Nah they hit those things like missiles

Badminton is just... pitifully graceful

[opaque sedge]

I def didn’t steal this

[velvet summit]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[opaque sedge]

😳

[mortal grail]

https://tenor.com/view/president-stops-president-smiles-ominous-smile-ominous-no-answer-gif-78197234359887585

[opaque sedge]

Literally you

[velvet summit]

What was Joe doin

[opaque sedge]

I hate my fat thumbs…

[mortal grail]

Secret lunch

[opaque sedge]

I should type with my index

[velvet summit]

Cut it off

[opaque sedge]

This is much more accurate fr

[opaque sedge]

Nuh uh

[velvet summit]

Do the arcane act of swipe typing

[opaque sedge]

F that shi

[sage sluice]

Bro got a voucher for 6pc mcdolands

Maccas

[opaque sedge]

Swipe to deez nuts

Eh kinda works

[tranquil pebble]

Arcane act of acquiring a 9800x3d

[opaque sedge]

Kept messing up the nuts parts tho

Kept on showing up as nits

[sage sluice]

Elon musk would laugh at your jokes

[opaque sedge]

Would make one a gaming god

[mortal grail]

Dude wtf

Windows is just installing an update when I have it turned off

[opaque sedge]

Windows updated on me yesterday when my pc was on 💀 like i was on chrome browsing

I had to wait a whole 10 minutes

[sage sluice]

Im already dicey with windows after it redownloaded bing the next day onto my pc after i deleted all the files associated with it

[mortal grail]

I don't have the allow updates thing turned on tho

[opaque sedge]

Dont ask what i was browsing

[mortal grail]

It just did it

[wary fjord]

https://youtube.com/shorts/2-KMcsrj4Xs?si=P2sVfySFce2kxqPI

150 buck's for 1 supreme brick 🧱 is crazy

[mortal grail]

Seeds ofc

[sage sluice]

Nuts?

[opaque sedge]

Nah

Idk if i should make the joke or not

Eh f it

[opaque sedge]

I was browsing your mom

[mortal grail]

[velvet summit]

I have no idea if my video sent

[sage sluice]

Your humor makes cinnamon look wet in comparison

[opaque sedge]

Looks like jp gave up on us chat 🫠

[opaque sedge]

Aren’t they supposed to be glazed and moist?

[sage sluice]

Your mom is after last night

[opaque sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-cut-him-down-tear-him-apart-splay-the-gore-gif-16211356125689318290

[mortal grail]

Right. Time to install the MB and 9800X3D

Pics soon

[opaque sedge]

Tease the cooler

And the gpu

[sage sluice]

You should benchmark it and replace the results with a 14100F

[mortal grail]

40

[opaque sedge]

Lemme guess

90

[dusk knot]

there are other type of jokes to tell besides the same one over and over again

[opaque sedge]

The 6090 will be legendary for the memes

[opaque sedge]

Ok…

[dusk knot]

[mortal grail]

No, XT

[sage sluice]

You have to be creative to do that tho

[opaque sedge]

Dont remind me of her…

[dusk knot]

just google a joke

[sage sluice]

If its not on tiktok i dont think sore could figure that out 😭

[opaque sedge]

Wait there’s a 40 series card with xt in its name?

[opaque sedge]

I dont have tiktok..

[sage sluice]

A blind man walked into a bar

[opaque sedge]

Taken just now

[craggy shoal]

charge your phone idiot

[opaque sedge]

He then asks the bartender if he wants to hear a blonde joke or smth right

[sage sluice]

No, he walked into a bar

[opaque sedge]

Here

[opaque sedge]

Asked for a beer?

[sage sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/walking-wall-bump-ouch-gif-13282682

[opaque sedge]

Ok and a chair and a table?

[sage sluice]

I never said he walked into a chair and table

I said he walked into a bar

[opaque sedge]

Then what

[craggy shoal]

he just walked into a bar

[opaque sedge]

Omfg

I finally get it

[craggy shoal]

bro you thought way too hard about it

[opaque sedge]

He literally walked into a bar

Aka crashed onto it or smth