#🏠-general
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I would take the darwin after the beyond comes out, because I am a legit player ;}
You could also do /remindme length: 19d reminder: Request my 150 darwinium with Semblance's slash command, it's a bit of a crappy reminder feature at the moment though so if you create that reminder, you can't create another one to also work along with the first one

Play it
i usually use google keep, but thanks
i liked the game now dont like it that much
now im more into survival games
like this war of mine, sheltered
etc
I feel lonely here, I'm the only one chatting here without nitro
I still don't have Nitro, Astro :(
but now with the help of Raid shadow legends you can get your free nitro today
and yes, I'm still mourning the fact that i can't redeem it
no nitro gang 😭
but you can buy control free on epic games
dont worry
perfectly balanced
sirh wat happens when server gets to lvl 3
magic
a lot of magic
Not sure if I'll be playing that soon though, maybe I will when I have more motivation to play games
yes, magic
oop
#poorgangriseup
I have risen
member here
yay we have 2 members so far
hey sirh who was the 4 guys that talked in chat a lot
it was me sampe and maxence
dont remember other 1
1440p?
yeah him too
he had like an old guy as is pfp
or someone's dad
i remember him
wait i can just check semblance leaderboared
@nocturne nest
him
i gtg bye
I'm not sure if pinging him was necessary though
I have a sudden urge to pin a image now
lmao
Big Chungus
Should I start Big Chungus cult?
ynay, i tink me boosted da sevrv
big big chungus big chungus big chungus
chig bungus
This is scary https://i.imgur.com/NmdzEpn.png

No
just no
just no
Server boosters, Assemble!
ya'll are asserting your dominance

@solemn wigeon
My command prefix is s!, which you can start off with s!help for all of my commands. :D
POG
Whew
Idk whether I can do this nitro stuff, because I logged into epic just for this and not to buy games on Epic
same here...except i can't redeem it.
Did you check da emal
I sent to Aquila instructions, so he will do it later
When will update come
For astro stardust I can't help him with his problem
Summer 2021
Thats not the answer i expected lol
There is no exact date
i'm a girl actually lol

gasp
ups



Ok thats enough gifs and emojia*




🍅
I think i have used enough godzilla emojis
the legendary tomato





hmm im sure i got a miku emote

here we go
…
Ok
Ill use the emojis from the chill world then

There
And it appears that i made a bot angry :/
have yall claimed the nitro?
yeah
nice
Ye
I see we've managed to get it to 30 overnight. Grats everyone, sorry for those that had issues with their credit cards. Should've just borrowed your parents if you didn't have valid ones. Absolutely nothing fishy about it. Once you bypassed that request then just cancel the Subscription Plan and remove the card info from Discord.
Hi everyone
I might try it, IF I was able to see the light of day
@bronze brook, You are no longer AFK
Definitely worth it, if you ask me. You get 3 months for free, you also get to help the server. Looks like a win-win.
well wish me luck, i'm going to borrow someones "card"
Def. ask for permission haha. Explain what you're going to do and show them the page that's asking you for card info so they know it's all legit and simply a formality. It's basically Discord trying to verify it's user accounts (cause bots will never have credit cards attached to their accounts) and maybe get you hooked on a monthly Subscription once you realize Nitro is kinda nicem
Good luck. 
well that didn't end well...
wow hi 😅
oh hi there
a lot of things happened 👀
yeah, a lot lot
👀
no dont
Am back from grandmas house
tututu
epic


Im gonna do it...
Im sending another godzilla emoji, and nothing is going to stop me!
Not if I send one first!🐉
||(Couldn't find any better!)||
Oh okay
Hi I am new to this server but I have been playing for a lot of time.||(enough to get about 30T metabits and 50 mezioic valley.)||
Unfortunate, bud.
Is this the actual leaked photo of a rare occurence when you download 50% of an app?
(I have got this by complete randomness, probably some kind of important script didnt load and messed up the thing)
how did that happen?
Just realized, you guys also get 600
Darwinium if you Boost the server twice. That's nice... wish I could've done it myself.
Tell me, how do I get assigned a Role on this server? Looked everywhere, there doesn't seem to be a channel for picking your allegiance 😄

?
Idk
Oh nvm, thought that was a facepalm 😄 need to get my glasses.
Found out eventually
GUYS, seriously though. Ya'll are getting 16 USD worth of Darwinium (2 x 300 Darwinium packs, 7,99$ each) for free, if you Boost the server. If that's not a big incentive idk what is, honestly. Now I'm even more mad I can't get it myself as I could've really used some Diamond Geodes 😦
@potent granite
?

Today i almost died
I felt the biggest pain ever in my life on my knee
Thought I broke something
But everything's alright i think
ok
dis real?
oh nvm yeah its real
so i boosted server how do i get the darwinium
its not 600 darwin, You get 150 darwin per 2 weeks, It increases if you boost more
besides
They will be given out soon, The new booster influx is just a bit high so it would take a couple of days
[Go to message!](#✨-booster-chat message)
I was under the impression that 1 Boost lasts 1 month, therefore 2 Boosts (which everyone gets from this free Discord DEAL) equals 2 Months of server Boosting => 150 Darwinium x 4 (2 weeks) = 600 Darwinium
But it came to my attention that the server Boost lasts for as long as your Nitro lasts.
6 votes and 2 comments so far on Reddit
Therefore someone having Boosted the server even once, will have it Boosted for the next 3 months, is my understanding.
3 months = 12 weeks, which equals 900
Darwinium, in fact.
Is this right, @split bison ?
Why not, it clearly says there that the server Boost lasts for the same amount of time you have the Nitro.
Everyone that Boosted the server recently got it for 3 months. Therefore the server Boost will also last for 3 months.
As I said, maybe the Admin can answer 🙂
No dude, that makes no sense.
Yes
They don't correlate with eachother.
Lemme try splain
With nitro you get 2 boosts (you can purchase more but 2 is the base amount)
If you put those boosts in this server you get 150 per boost per 2 weeks.
Boosts only expire when nitro goes unpaid.
Isn't that exactly what I said?
hey aditya
Nitro will last these new folks 3 months.
So the server will be Boosted for 3 months.
Each 2 weeks will grant them 150.
That's 150 x 6.
You are correct, but the thing is the fact that you wont be granted 900 darwin instantly. People can also choose to unboost the server anytime it may please, Although we are discussing regarding giving away darwin for free nitro boosts hence there might be changes.
Personally it feels quite devaluing to giveaway darwin in exchange for free nitro but then again i do not wish to disappoint anyone who boosted the server for the rewards. I'm thinking of a compromise solution
A boost is a boost, to be honest, modifying that because it became free for a little while doesn't seem right but that's just how I see it. 🙂 Let the people enjoy the Discord as well as the Game. 900 Darwinium is def not game breaking in any way.
Maybe make it 500 Darwinium.
It's plenty anyway. 5 Diamond Geodes, holy cow 🙂
lol
Yeah its just my opinion dw
diamong geodes
its not gonna change anything however i have bought this point up internally
I am, yes
Damn, just noticed. What does that inquire?
You are like the first person to notice it in this server which is surprising
https://dis.gd/modbadge has more info on it
I think that only 50 Darwin should be given, since if not, it would be giving a lot of Darwin for something that has been free
but tl;dr you get the badge if you contribute a lot to the moderation ecosystem
aditya you know who that is?
Yes, but this has some weeks, no?
Let me look into it.
I'm sorry who ?
Seems to be some kind of a discord bug, try to reload your client
What do you think @split bison ?
ctrl + z
Maybe, we'll see 🤞
Yup, seems to be a client issue
I mean the 3 free months, 50 Darwin in total
i thought someone was hacking lol
That's rather interesting. I'm Moderating the Safemoon Discord Server (around 110k people on it). Me and a few others. Do you just get that badge randomly or you need to apply for it?
You need to take https://dis.gd/exam and pass it to join DMD/MMC
Discord Moderator Academy Exam.
to get badge you have to be extremely cool like aditya and give free cookies
Awesome, thanks aditya 🙂
No, its just a funny svg
Yeah, but still awesome. Plus I love badges 😄
aylmao

i mean yeah that would prob make people want you to be mod
cz a verified mod is better than a sketchy mod
or normal mod
The badge doesnt mean anything, Personally i know a lot of great mods without the badge
me
The badge is just discord acknowledging your contribution to the ecosystem
Theres also the thing that using the free boosts here means they can't be used elsewhere so that's worth something at least
HypeSquad Balance is pretty cool, watchu talking about.
tru
Idk man I'm just a ghost

i love ghosts
Yes, thats also a valid point that i thought of
trade off to get darwin
God i cant english today

well honestly i dont really care if i get the darwins or not i boosted an epic server and im happy
Glad to hear!
I just showed up hoping for neat emotes from a game I enjoy
You guys seem alright though
Have you tried unplugging and plugging yourself back
as in life
lol
Yes
oh
let me try
brb
ok it workde

@fickle pivot do you like my 100% SFW avatar
It appears to be a reference to something I claim to know nothing about. Next question please.
you don't wanna know
oh.

hello ^^
Hi
@split bison Hey man, sent you a PM, hit me up when you've got time 🙂
It's spooky month!
Sure
.-.
Physicists have proved that a subatomic particle can switch into its antiparticle alter-ego and back again, in a new discovery revealed today. An extraordinarily precise measurement made by Oxford researchers using the LHCb experiment at CERN has provided the first evidence that charm mesons can change into their antiparticle and back again.
oooo, nice
don't look how many boost now
😱
a really interesting finding
hmm, so that proves the antimatter theory?
also, doesn’t antimatter explode when collided with matter?
But the particle was oscillating why would it explode itself
like, they oscillate from a heavier to a lighter version of itself, so they dont anhilate themselves because is just a change of mass, because of what im reading is they oscillate in a relatively slow way and even decay before it even have the chance to oscillate completely, so they compare the particles that travel in a short distance and a little more than that to know when oscillation happens
i dont know, im only a hobbyist
maybe i dont understand correctly
i reread and it seems that it just oscillate, like because charm meson have a particle and antiparticle, so maybe they just change the mass to convert to their antimatter version of itself
im not a physist so, im not even 50% sure
maybe your answer lies in the charm meson itself, is composed of a particle and antiparticle, so maybe knowing why this can even happens respond to your question (also charm mesons are unstable, so they decay fast or transform in other particles)
sorry for the wall of text
better reread the finding, maybe respond to your answer


wtf @modern badge
-mute 702284985876348938 spamming emojis
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i restarted my computer while playing world of warcraft and it shit it’s self it refused to launch windows 10 and was only detecting windows 7 on boot manager which is was stuck on
and now after using the windows 10 usb and picking 64 bit it’s stuck on the windows 10 logo i don’t know what is happening
Sounds like you need to wipe your hard drive and then try to reinstall Windows 10
Welcome to your first messages! lol
Monke
hey, good morning (CEST Edition)
Good morning!
Good morning
Hello

New to the game, play on mobile. Good morning everyone.
Hi!
@split bison can you expel this guy? 736256281186271344
Done, thanks
hi
i fixed my pc i just had to figure out which harddrive to boot from i didn’t know straight away where my c drive was
I cant open a jar of cream cheese 
lol that sucks
hi
Yes they added support to java fairly quickly
Buttons are cool, wait till you get dropdowns 
uff
too much for me now
there are no code references in java, except one example from JDA developers
Aditya, have you found out any tool in JavaScript to enable a disable button clicking on another button?
with JDA i don't find out any method
you can edit the button to disable it iirc
yes
that i can
but i can't edit a button unless is the button that i clicked
so i can't edit a button clicking on another one

In JavaScript(discord.js), we have a method called .setDisabled() where I can use a Boolean in the parameter to either enable or disable it
@tough marsh, You are no longer AFK
yey he no longer afk
Lol
yes, but i mean something like a selection. When you click on one button, the rest will be disabled
someone knows how i can play the beta
Don't forget to drink water
Thanks for reminding me I almost forgot.
You are welcome 🦂
ooooh
ya no es posible, se ha cerrado el acceso
Well...
que mal
Well it means that you need 12 weeks what means 3-4 months od nothing but daily logins
So 6 weeks to go.
WHEN IS BEYOND I DONT WANT ROCKS
What
ive heard its coming out in late june or early july
@weary pond rocks are op tho
Found one!
.
@potent granite Dyno's commands go in #🎮-bot-room
You just found out about slash commands?
You should try out some of Semblance's slash commands then since you've never used them :P
sure
When does the official beta update appear?
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Can someone help me out with a game of thrones book? I just bought dance with dragons, but the weird thing is that it says volume two - the sword in the darkness. The weird thing is that idk if its the second half of dance with dragons, because i cant find this book on the internet
I can only find the split versions in my language, so idk if this is just in my country
Hi
/covid
Why’s the bot have Covid for a command?
go to #🎮-bot-room channel, not here

ok
Henlo
Hi guys , how 're you ? ;)
I Think "Hücreler" game is EPIC . I approach the monkeys (towards a new generation of people.) :D
Does anyone know the game spore?
If yes, then look at this, i spawned right next to earth lol
Perfect
Shouldni destroy it? 🤔
if you destroy earth how are we gonna be able to play cell to singularity
WOW! , i new player . You're better than me :) 
Good question...
Reset the simulation
When is the next beta?
Hewwo
Hey all ... Question when or how do you spawn the time beyond ? Or are we waiting for an up date ?
Or when does it unlock for you to access
I uninstalled this game because it sucked
I'm having a hard time hearing who cares
Here's a great representation of what I'm saying:
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So I haven't messaged here yet but Hi I am addicted to the Game rn xD
Delete this
That's great to hear :D
It's just a bit slow once after you unlock Humans
how to troll youself
step one become Semblance
step two help run the sim
step 3 think about how you can get out and be free
step 4 get the funny singulary
why did le simultion die
..../.../.. the c2 incident
What yhe fuxk!!!!!!
I never been this lucky!!!!
me is da know da spore
the me is hab the many a mony
X,D the best thing is that this is my first ever game of spore
waw
I also once spawned near earth :P
Then I conquered the entire system
My plan ks to colonize every planet in every solar system
It'll probably take me yesrs
I think thats a bit too..hard. but if the grox can do it you probably can xd
I'll ally the grox
Then destroy them
Ive done some research and the best way to beat them is by terraformjng their planets
Cuz they can only live on T1
(i think)
why waste your time allying with them?
every other civilization will get mad at you xd
I mean
Every other civilization is kinda weak lol
Plus idk
Maube I'll conquer the rest of the galazy before allying with them
its easier just to terraform their planets
Lots of ppl already h8 me for using the planet buster so theres thst too
I like blowing up the plantes xd
Yeah
Hello
rice
and fish
Sleep it's night for me
@potent granite mmmm fishes
me like da salmon
Salmon is the best fish - - > Change my mind
I'm disappointed I should said, salmon it otter be good. Tisk tisk
wat
Ought to be, otter be. Punny so punny
wat
does someone from this server speak brazilian portuguese
There's #🇵🇹-português
e
why are you muted?
does anyone know how to get the bounty from the booster on the server
I got this today, completed daily reward ladder...
how do I get the rest?
do it another 5 times
My second ever creation in spore: Thee Pink Poison Crystal Cornu-Wyvern
I really like how this turned out
Im guessing same thing, heard you get more sharks as you do the daily calendar things
waw
time flux isnt a good thing
When beyond public beta is going to release?
Anyone know the max prestige in the Dino area
10
Hi
ok
Play the forbidden note!
Hey, I have an issue, I just opened Cell from Steam and it started by 0, I lost all my progress and in-game achievements. I've been playing for months and was near to complete the game with all of the achievements
Which device were you playing on
Have you ever used the game transfer feature to save your progress in the cloud ?
15 minutes for Nintendo Direct, guys
switch pro is defo coming tbh
i can say that im satisfied with mario & rabbids 2
smash bros 
Life is strange 👀
On PC, using Steam
No, I didn't
helyo
another mario party
metroid 5 (metroid dread)
nintendo uses the same pattern design in every game
pikmin 4
just dance 2022, of course, a classic on nintendo from ubisoft
Dragon ball z kakarot, not bad at nowday
Le classique
wario watch again, lol
danganronpa anniversary edition (all games), ooooh
ohhh
Doom eternal, ufff
on switch
i can't see this good
yes yes yes yes, botw 2, i can rest in peace
Botw 2
floating islands
I can't rest in peace..... No pikmin 4....
I want metroid prime 4 :(
Metroid dread is a thing
But I guess it’s not a metroid prime
No it's not but its still hypeworthy
Yeah
At least your franchise appears on the Nintendo direct :'(
I don't know what's happening :(
BOTW 2 IS COMING?

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I see, email lunch@computerlunch.com regarding your safe file loss. They will help you recover it, In the future do save your game using game transfer feature
Thank you so much 
Ñ
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@split bison @tough marsh Sorry that I woke you both up or pinged you both for no reason, but I just want to be able to use the slash commands. Check in #🎭-semblance, it doesn't work for me. Again, I'm sorry for pinging you or waking you up :(
Check if your discord app is uptodate
Slash commands work fine from what i see
Slash commands work fine, seems to be an issue with your discord app on your end
…
Just type / to see the list of the commands https://i.imgur.com/0RRg4bn.png
See? It doesn't work… No commands…
I also tried in every single channel, but again, nothing. I don't have time to show all of them, though...
My works!
Hi. Does anyone know, when will this come?
Summer
Thanks
It must be a pain in the ass for the mod and devs getting question like"how to play beta?" for the 877483th time today
Yeah, i can imagine that
just closing the channel for public would be better imo
Probably have some kind of note in #📢-announcements
how to make nothing in whatever server you in
step:
- type spacebar
- bold it
then done
Hey, I’m new here and was just wondering once you get all the Reality Simulation upgrades, is there anything else to do other than farming metabits?
Did you finish mezosoic valley?
If you got all the reality sim upgrades and mammals then all thats left is meso and sharks
Alright, so for now it’s just meso then, thanks a lot!
No worries
ok so i was reading #854034806551871489
and i saw in this one #854034806551871489 message
it was all haumea icons??
why is it all haumea
Wait beyond is released or this is a closed alpha
@exotic stream closed beta testing for beyond.
Alpha Testing is a type of software testing performed to identify bugs before releasing the product to real users or to the public. ... Beta testing is performed by clients who are not part of the organization. Alpha testing is performed at developer's site. Beta testing is performed at end-user of the product.
I got access before everyone else, but I wasn't a developer. So I am a delta-tester?
lol
lol
When to start public beta??
idk why but im hyped for windows 11
(if you dont know what im talking about, microsoft made a windows 11 beta and it looks awesome)
hmm
ups
what is that supposed to do sampe
lol sampe
wrong channel
bruh
lol
ñe
im testing some commands
aditya, you can check /coin in my bot
is not finished yet, but do all good
and you have a secret reply if something happen

lol why is /ping a "hi" command
is my test slash command
lol dont make it a global slash command them
whitelist it to guild only
and ephemeral responses >>
i know it
meanwhile, try to use ||$say <message>||
Already did 
bruh
lmfao
Tempted to throw a pokeball
aditya20.0 has left the chat.
solved, but now shows 2 answers, i need to check it later
Hi, I just joined this server
inhale grass, living
Lol
I forgot to do the last one~~
welp
Anybody able to speak French and English there?
Hi
hi
This is my first time on the server
Chibi R-9A... again, but it's his Force's Friend
(W.I.P.)
Hmmm
Has the beyond release date been confirmed yet
Damn that was a fast one
No
Ok, they said it will come mid summer though so maybe early july
Chibi R-9A & his Force's Friend..
isn't cute right? 😳
aswell already out my done art
I'm planning on installing it in my old laptop in a week
lol
really?
yes
only has been tested Doom
its windows 10 with a clean aspect
maybe you might know a bit more about "R-Type" u know
I need a little help
Someone tell me that how do i reach this point..?
@lunar spindle
Currently in closed beta
Do not ping the devs for unnecessary reasons
@tough marsh, You are no longer AFK
OwO
would like to know if there is a estimated release date for the beyond
Cute moth friend :)
my new fastest singularity time is 4:30 minutes 😁
Summer
So this weekend or end of August
Whenever the devs feel that it's ready
what's the use of priestige in mesozoic valley?
Superiority!
And a boost in production speed with the main simulation for every Prestige and Rank you progress within the Mesozoic Valley.
Mainly superiority :P
:p
Use command s!invite to invite it to your server
wha-
Hi anyone know the reason why the zoom out amount is so damn small?
for the first one:
Dead by Daylight DLC Spark of Madness STEAM CODE ||8DGYG-R40X6-6QQAP||
Lol i dont have the main game
sounds a bit familiar 😄
Is there any good way to obtain darwinium? i already have all the species to 250 and eras to 200 so thats not an option
Oh, wrong channel
You can get darwinium from codes
You can know them by typing s!codes in #semblance
Guys after reaching the Lions stage in the primary simulation, there's nothing else for me to buy, what do I do?
The dinosaur thing or wait for the beyond update
Idk what else
Hm sad
geodes
Ñ
Really? I thought neolitic was slow and the next four eras were extremly fast
God damnit why is it always at night that i think about the hardest things
I can't sleep -_-
heheh don't worry mate you are not the only one having this fate
Just found a baby sidewinder snake in my house
noice
.
Snakes do be cute if you approach them right and cautiously.
Imagine snakes living in your country
Can't imagine
I would love to see a real snake
Because the only snake living over here is that grass-snake and there are a ton of them
They aren't poisonous
Are refresh rates really that important in gaming?
yes
dunno if u can increase it
settings perhaps?
oh, my refresh rate is already at its highest.. nvm
my Japanese
Kon'nichiwa!
hullo
how do some people get purple color name
Nitro boosting the server
no, like darker purple name
oh nvm
the orange name looks cooler
How you get it???
It's roles given when you share what you've succeed in #🏆-share-your-prestige
you cant
For now 😄
Save your progress using the game transfer feature, then yes
Thx for info
oh so to get the pantheologist role i have to own the trex
Im still lvl 12 in mezo valley and apparently to get the t rex i have to be level 20 so it will be a long journey to get the patheologist role (orange color)
gl, I believe in you 🙂
can you even get passed level 40 in mezo valley without h@cks or am i just bad at the game
you can
people like me get to prestiges
whats that
its when you reach level 50
oh shit
you can restart the meso valley and you only keep your rare and epic cards
theres a maximum of 10 prestiges
a total of 550 levels
i got all of them
trust me, its a pain
i dont think so
wait for level 50 and buy a diamond geode
just note to do it before prestige
morning for who's woke up btw
and also my profile photo has been updated!
Imafoot
Btw, I don't quite like the two recent images in #😂-memes, idk if they're allowed here @split bison
hi
Imafoot
Real quick, is there a “fast” way through Meso?
I’m rank 26, need 28 for birds, and even using an autoclicker takes ages.
bruhh this heatwave is killing me
its 11:50 pm and i cant sleep since its like 25 degrees celsius outside
- dance *
after you terraform mars, how do you unlock the next stage?
you can join the beta or wait for the beyond to release
i mean the beta isnt even there
wdym it isn't there? lol
i never bothered to check
Thats your fault
lol
I'm lucky I checked #💬-beta-chat when I did
I probably wouldn't have seen that betas were open again
Is public beta arrived
No, check pins in #💬-beta-chat
Where can i read patch note outside the reddit?
patchnotes are sometimes shown in #📢-announcements or you can look at s!update in #🎭-semblance for the latest patchnotes as well. (Might not be up-to-date at the moment though)
I didn't opt for private beta why am I getting update, I was in previous public beta though.
Hello
yey
Dafuq happened to me watermelon (white hair things)
seems normal to me
aditya, the hair is next to the seed
could be mold

I told you they were evolving!
mold?
The hell?
Not mold, quick lesson on commercial watermelon. They are meant to grow fast and big. So they are have surprise, a lot of water in them ... That particular area is probably near the vine attached and those "white hairs" are actually the structural plant veins that funneled nutrients and water into it. It's probably not very sweet around that area as it's mostly just water and water is colorless and there for whitish.
No wonder watermelons are almost watery soft
Well, watermelons are even stranger than you might think. People really mess them up. The reason plants produce fruit is to entice something else to disperse it seeds without actually eating them and making them non-viable. Typically melon plants are annuals meaning they have to have a big push of fruit in the hopes that when they die at least one of their seeds will repopulate in the area favorable for conditions. That means lots of seeds and very little fruit preferably many little fruits and that's how most melons grow. Originally the ratio of fruit flush to seed quantity was very little fruit and lots of seeds. Animals weren't the only thing to be domesticated. We chose traits and plants that would eventually lead to their own demise as they cannot support themselves in the wild. Saffron crocuses cannot propagate via seeds as they are not asexually produced by bulb planting. Seedless watermelons surprisingly are still grown from seeds. "How do you produce a seedless watermelon?
By contrast, seedless watermelons are grown from seeds. These seeds are produced by crossing diploid and tetraploid lines of watermelon, with the resulting seeds producing sterile triploid plants. Fruit development is triggered by pollination, so these plants must be grown alongside a diploid strain to provide pollen."
Yeah I think I only understood half of that... Oh well, it's still good I guess :P
why do you know so much about watermelon?
Lol
And my mom and dad teaching me
They plant nerds
You have to understand that as a kid, they tried REALLY hard to grow watermelon from seed in...Idaho. so we read a lot of books. Yeah, actual books
The most we were able to get you ask? One really sad, small unripe watermelon by the time the frost killed the vine in October.
Rip
2003?
Noice :)
wait do watermelons have gender?
No
RIP Watermelon
2003-October
"It was a good watermelon"
They are are the genders
How many times am I going to change the grave?
xd
RIP Watermelon
2003-October
"He/Her/They/Them/Him/Miss/Mister/Doctor/Professor/Sir/Lady/My royal highness was a good watermelon"
I'm sorry, I just a wonderful thought, if avocado toast symbolizes millennials than a rainbow watermelon should be lgbtq symbol
That should be a thing
Or we could always just use what I just said
Oh no you did a great job it's beautiful I felt moved
"He/Her/They/Them/Him/Miss/Mister/Doctor/Professor/Sir/Lady/My royal highness" put this everytime you're not sure of what gender something is xd
I was just thinking side conversation about how a slice of watermelon in rainbow colors would be the perfect lgbtq fruit
I think a star fruit from like Mario kart right?
A real one :P
I lived in Florida and they had a star fruit tree it was not very good it tasted like what tastes like kiwi and grape but not as good as you think
I'm afraid that's like the care and a fruit to me
*Karen
Like she thinks she's something special but there's a whole bunch of her
;p
It was watermelon slices in a bowl
oh wait, nvm, I just realized the context :/

NVM...
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I don't want to hug the toothy lizard
Aww thanks! @potent granite
tears it's beautiful@potent granite
I'm out on my walk and these concrete road dividers look so comfortable like did they know they look like couches and love seats?
Xd
They look like cement blocks, with shapes in them
you're just driving down the road and someones just laying down in one on their phone or something


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