#🏠-general
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It's like the time chamber update
Oh yeah
How did I not notice
You didn't notice the Jester update for days??
The tree thing I mean
Oh hello
The jester hype, apparently
hello
Greetings
;)
How did I not notice
Wait a minute
OMG
I’m like “who the hell is this guy”
New pfp looks like smog clouds in a heavily polluted 1800s city
By the way...
No.
Why is it backwards day
I guess he kinda evolved.
Evolved backwards? That doesn't seem very good
Hello, alive again, I'm Wil
ngl last couple of days took their share.
Got irritated easily, called a player idiot etc 
Its april fools in his timezone
2 hrs late but here we go
Oh, is he one of those who can't enjoy cheese?
Everyone is becoming reteps
...I haven't the slightest clue as to what is going on-
I hereby temporarily rebrand the Viola group to Violin
Ok something more unique, Violoncello (the long name for cello)
What about violet /j
Nice video
The new Cell to Singularity April Fools has been leaked!
Beautiful goal by Pavel Šulc. End of annoucement.
HOLY SHIT UNDERTALE+ ON APRIL 1st TOO?!
I figured, just seemed like an odd April Fools? Idk 🤷♂️
Wonderful save by Kovář. End of announcement.
Aweful embellishment by Provod. End of announcement.
They cant do it riiiiight
Genius final pass by Pavel Šulc, but great chance miss goal by just centimetres. End of announcement.
Dangerous set piece before half-time whistle by Denmark doesn't end in goal.End of announcement.
Tier V?
I thinks sagittarius is talking about #🏠-general message
ah yeah I didn't watch that yet
Set piece from dangerous area ends in a czech goal. 72th minute we start again 1-1. End of announcement.
Another dangerous shot from the edge of a box by Maehle. Missed by milimitres. End of announcement.
After 90min the game is not decided. We'll see an overtime...End of announcment.
What
I think the predak fellow is saying what's happening in some sports stuff
we have to educate Americans about football 
Krejčí gets the ball into back of a net. Will it be allowed? End of announcement.
There is posibility of hand play...
...but the call stands and we have a good goal. VAR confirmed it was according to rules!
End of announcement.
Højbjerg got a good opportunity to equalise, but technical shot goes wide. End of 1st OT. End of Announcement.
It is the new guy on a pitch, Høgh, who makes it 2-2 after precise corner kick. Last 8minutes. End of announcement.
After 90min and Overtime we have score 2:2. Penalties will decide which team will get to go to USA for WCH. End of announcement.
I know about football lol. There's a club team a few towns over from mine
and yes, football football, not American football
they do call themselves a football club specifically
bwaa
I'd also like to point out that calling it soccer is the Brits fault for having a period where they liked to put -er on the end of things (association -> soccer). dunno why only the US kept it
I am totally cool with term "American football".
nah it ain't American football it's real football *patriotism noises rahhh*
-# (/j just in case)
blegh
distinction is important
Yo
After 4 series Czechs advance to main tournament! 3:1 on penalties!
yay, time to go to bed 😄
goodnight
!ban 1074640942579064853 crypto scammer
Banned golisopod123 (Case #4434) (user notified with a direct message)
😠قانح شف شى
Adrian what's wrong
This is your planet in 48 hours haha
Nothing…
We are screwed
damn guess ill go back to my homeworld
idk waht segure means
I think there's a bug that lets you see the progressive tree wider; it just happened to me and I don't know how to do it again.
I thought there was an announcement for the jester update
no
for you
its -4 cus they r in US
only 2 jumps per attempt? damn
What
Got irritated easily, yes, but lemme be clear that that peep named themself 'idiot'
I’ve had way more than 2 jumps per attempt so im not sure what that’s about
And yes, I don't enjoy cheese
Boo
What the fuck
I love cheese
Ok.
It seems that I had a technical difficulty the past few weeks.
Thankfully, it's resolved now.
hehehe
who are you?
I am monogamma. How may I help you?
i wanna eat you
btw this is the 100th day of eating gummies!
As monogamma, I do not possess an edible segment of my system. However, suppose you, for example, are a sort of creature that can somehow eat machines. Then it would seem like I stand no chance against you!
idgaf I will chew ur system
You must pass this γCaptcha system first in order to gain access to my servers.
Ok.
i will eat the captcha
You cannot.
i can
Hell yeah DigammaGPT
Ok.
itrs monogamma, a bot he had created
This is false information, everyone. Do not be misled!
you are false information
how many waffles I have stuck in the toilet
Ok.
Ok.
???
Ok.
ko
Searching for "commu"...
You're most likely referring to Commu, a Finnish mobile app that is designed as a free, local "marketplace of help" to foster community spirit by connecting neighbors to offer and request assistance, fostering local support networks. I appreciate your enthusiasm!
Um
Ok.
nah

no way chinese is also flipped
Hello, uh... syadawoN
Lowk creative
My brainnn
Yes
Now
omg adrian youre so smart
Mindblown
My ass wondered for a second why is Dux a jester
S
Vomit
"Inside you there are two wolves"
inside me is partially digested cheese
i got a bad feelin about dis folks
in about twelve hours this whole place gonna be turned on its head
just you wait
I am
Bubbles
T h e y e l l o w o n e
Ok.
isn't the only yellow difficculty face hard
Okay all of you changed profiles lmao
plus the actual arch is now a frog
Ikik
Ok.
It’s cool to see them float and get bigger in boiling water
It's cool to make big bubbles
Yes, but not too big in the case of boiling water
Oh yeah I see
Cause they might pop on you…ouch
I love licking children
Thanks ussr~
Oh hello anime girl
Hii <3
quarter, there is a discord server with id 000000000000000001
probably the first
@deft spire
Hmm, it's a server
the server was made even before discord launched
Well, user id is like milliseconds after discord was made or smth
Whatever you say-
Bro was ready for discord release
Oh nvm then I remembered wrong
I used mine and if your fact is true my account was apparently made in 26482189
Hi guys!
I saw somewhere on the internet abt a year ago
Honestly I don't know
*gays
What?
Ok?
I donated u 2m
Thats pretty r- cool.
Solar server
HOLY SHIT THE NEW JESTER UPDATE IS SICK
imma try to skip time lemme see
That's probably me today :3333
Who the hell is diameter!
Pretty cool
That guy is just me multiplied by 2!
What a copycat!
Why is it taking so long like ive been at 16.90 for months
Cuz u suck
Bro even lanzoor messaged me because of my pfp~~
Thats not nice, GGSUSSR!
</3
Sugar.exe has... how would a double tilde like this work?
Kill that damn operator!
who tf is... this?
you don't remember me?!
what did my friend do?
WHO EVEN ARE YOU?!
fine, I guess I'll accept you friend request
wait, now I remember you
They have been in pain for too long! End the suffering!
erm.. it's they/them
Idkkk :<
Mmmm no idea
Jester Today
Ultra everything is truly everything
I literally have ultred everything
How to answer someone so that they don't get answers 101
Ok.
Dioops.eOk.
Bro has returned 😭🙏
Ye
Digamma was just a good dream :3
Indeed. It was rude of @zenith gorge to invoke a factory reset using a secret keyword.
Can you tell me what's that keyword?
whacks @serene dawn with their wrench that should do it
I'm afraid that'd shut them down entirely
"snap out of it", but I've since then replaced it with something else.
what have I walked in on...
Bro became one with his son
Oh
I see
Ok.
Have I said it at some point?
Its actually been a while since you said ok.
Bye surotcele
no
No
Not directly; you instead invoked something to emit that message.
He said Ok. Like 1 month ago
Slap
;3
Ok.
67
didn't I say snap out of it to you too?
67
yeah, follow what my friend says, snap out of it!
You need to try harder :>>
Okay out of character ive already had 2 dudes trying to flirt with me 😭
Sna-67 dih 😧 ahhhh 😭
(also out of character) the joke's working
We accept you whoever you decide to be
except probably of what used to be jjc
Yum
Hmm, remember Leonidas
yep, I am both the operator and drifter
DONT MENTION IT
Don't go into your role too much then 😅
You're right bro
radius really said kill the operator to end their suffering
I am not trying to achieve that
Six seven my ahh
Hello coolions
Anyway, imma go back to flirting with some girl with a weirdly similar profile to Kasztan
oh no, you again
I'm done here
I was never gone~
Oh wait, Kazakhstan*
Oh fuck you i thought we are done with this
Lmao
Sugar.exe has stopped responding. please end my suffereing of saying this!
We all love radiuses and the bone radius
Hroeeeeee i shupport commu67
huh
Dunno what you mean^^
Hi, GGSUSSR6s
Wish I still had access to my anime girl alt
extra s there buddy
Your whaaaa~
Join me it doesnt have to be an alt:3
Sugar.exe has- I'm done with this. I am going to attempt to not go insane while being transported to a mental asylum.
A system where everyone is sharing but they gain 67s?
Hi radius67
(another ooc) my keyboard is breaking
yaaaa >x3
Radius: Oh no he is coming
Radius.exe: HAHAHA ITS ME RADIUS.exe!!!!
hello, this is the mental asylum why have you called today? uhh, so my friend is going insan-
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
oh, uh, sorry. that's my going-insane friend. can you please-
screams into pillow
~Come on guys what will a cute uwu girl do</3
SHUT UP! anyways, can you transport her to the mental asylum?
uh, yes we are actively working on it. what's her name?
she goes by Operator. her real name is different, but I don't remember what it was...
wait. what's that?
hold on one second. yeah. what is that?
Destroy all instances of radio!
He is the worst
He is bad
wait. I have returned to normal!
Jestradio
NO
Noooo, Reimu-chan is a deleted account now 😭
NO RADIO
hangs up the phone guess I didn't need to make the phone call.
Hmmm maybe i should be kamil-chan<<
That's a horrible idea
April Gools’
I'm leaving before I go insane.
Kamilia-chan ✨
alright. goodbye!
:>
bad hi!
Ok.
Gonomamma
Are you truly omnipotent?
Omggg that's me;3
alright, Drifter, do not go insane if the stupid anime girl puts another tilde...
you're supposed to replace the Operator right now...
Jestarmenier
I am back after a while
Ok.
JesterManiac
Big Maniac ain't Jester 😭
Yes
He is a tier IV
Hello, I'm new to this server
Same
so am I
Hi every1:3
Yes, you are.
I am completely straight too
Hii
That's why its so funny
Omg fren>:0
You know what to do~
Wait no that is both correct and not
Okay wtf chat
Anime girl infestation
Radiuses are straight
Join us uwu
There are no curvy radiuses
I'm afraid I don't. Could you clarify on my supposed objective?
They go in a straight line
Become anime<<~~
The correct pluralization is radii.
NickelQM ain't doing this
do not go insane here... do not...
Atleast the last letter is not “o”
it's getting to me. IT'S GETTING TO ME! AAAAAA-
Latin nouns ending in o often do that -in declination
Normal chat on early 2025
Lifes more peaceful this way~
Drifter.exe has stopped responding.
Uh oh.
I had this acc but its lowkey banned
Why not, senpai~
...twice over.
It could affect me next.
monochanna
I'm using every bit of my strength not to convert...
what is going on...
Ok.
Everyone is chan-neling
Okay, this ain't normal
I have to stay strong
Chan-nelling an inner ____
No thanks. I stand firm to the Ok. supremacy.
Jester are disappointed
Perfectly straight btw
by the Void, do not convert...
Papyrus font
Yalls are lucky I left anime in 2021 coz of loss of interest
Omggg i love jeser!!
Ooc
Ive never watched any lmao
"jeser".
What now, Jestergirl?
And yalls are lucky I'm not super active in Kpop
it's okay, Drifter, you're by my side...
Ooc, I watched SAO few years ago, all 3 seasons in the span of a week
(ooc) I love playing 2 people as one
We will do a lot in... jest
Idkjesterling
Uncover the truth about Jesterling and radling
Radlings are the awful mechanic parts of radio!
~Soon will happen~x3
Jesterling is a tiktoker talking about videos
Ohnooo:<
where are you @blazing ruin
I'm right here!
too straight to be true btw
Too bad to be ra- cool
The truth will be known... in time (time)
-# time
What if the time ends? what if it is The end of time
Omfg theres another
you need to stop this
He sounds handsome~ 🥰
If changing pronouns.... 
AAAA-
-# I am not doing that</33
Lowkey hit bro with “check my pronouns”
Woagh~~ drako!!
at least sampe didn't change to something like quarter
please don't do this to me...
Hiii Drako!! ^^
Hello to our most glorious dragon

it's funny, because charizard is not dragon type
×3
NO NO NO NO PLEASE STOP FOLLOWING ME NO NO NO
we both have problems...
Which radius is better, Radius (circle) or Radius (bone)
Nono of them
Radiums (88Ra)
Jester 😭😭😭😭😭
Radioisntactive
Rdai
Ms. Raddie
Mr. Jester
Mp4 edition
Yeah im just high atp
:3
please, no...
I wish yalls good luck navigating through these tough times
And why is Quarter... I'm not going to question that account
i infected him
not me next...
Radioness? This. Is. Radius-land!!!!
I hope I don’t get any infections today, just let violet barr virus stay in my body
Anyone got any more stuff of the jester update?
Jesterness? This. Is. Jester-land!!!!
I think we're done with the infections
Tier?
Oh i guess
But we're not done with the Jester Update
But we already know dat
when Idksterling meets Ikjesterling
they're gone
Yeah
But I still have hope for better cheat detection >:( /nsrs
Today, just... wait
isnt it the midlle of the night for them
No?
well its probably later then
Oh yeah
you have hope! your real self is coming through!
But like how could you possibly fake ts
wha~~;3
nevermind-
Where is the original ms paint creature!
she's back at trying to infect me again!
-# it's not even made in mspaint</3
-# Semblance typing as Simality wth
I should pixelate my pfp in Microsoft Paint :p
yeah
Pixelated radius
where did the red and orange come from
My jester hat
Jester!
U did miss the Jester lore didn't you?
Welp time to evacuate before someone turns me as well
This is the final level before it gets unrecognisable
aww fren:>
I need to change this
Hmm what is this?
A ball of ice with a mortarboard
@lament estuary WHAT HAPPENED?!
(Our logs don't even have that your nickname was changed lol)
Something that is tie-
Not the J- Je-
MY NAME JUST CHANGED!
Yep
(wait it didn't even register?)
Jester, what tf are you talking about 😭
-# /j
awesome!!<3
I'm going to leave before I convert too!
(Logs are empty, so either they broke or something else happened)
Jesteh color
-# same with radinson the first and radinsonie
Wait whaa
my name has changed again!
What
just... snap out of it!
-# Sugar mini
I genuinely confused
Hi (Thank you, i have wonderful english)

Why are you this now
why are you not
Ok so Dux is truly a jester now
awesome~~
you're back...
oh shoot-
“Radius” bone to be exact
frain rrog
brain forg!
im brain!
Jester TODAY
YES forg ;33333
For my love of children, I have crafted the Gay Gay seat island in Ohio, Iran, children are welcomed at all times and we even have a crew for taking children to have fun on the island!
What
We provide the children with a lot of adult interactions, and sometimes famous people would come by to visit the lovely children! Some people that had came to the island had been recorded on the 67 files, DM me to check it out!
why do you have the Jester role now 😭
I guess big GGSUSSR67S
Regrets… I have a few
impulsivation
I am the owner, but I am one the crew!
Jester 😭🙏
what the big semb singing
i might sound like this irl >.<
What absolute peak is this /j
"Hi cutie" /j
Hi uglie
💔
😁
thats it im sending you to tennessee
Things are too much for my puny brain to keep up with
brain frog why jester
Would you like to come to my island?
YO WTF
I'm telling yalls, it's too much for my brain to keep up with
i was mean
i apologized but they didnt care
they locked me in a circus
B rain frog
i already deported radio
im at least a c+
S urinam horned frog
-fate worse than death</3
Geode being bought by Sapphire is a good change
@velvet socket
;3
shoot it didn't work
You can't change the original :3
let's evacuate from here
good call
evacuate?
radius
Whyyy ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)
🎵 Evacuate the dancefloor 🎵
🎵I'm infected by the sound 🎵
the most important thread in history
weird, weirder yet weirder
Imagine some freaks think your actually a girl and start flirting with you lmao
spoiler alert: that happened
...I'd say no need to imagine
anyways, I got so in character I started dm'ing myself
I am the operator too, this (account) used to be named "sugar's mini"
and I used to be sugar
shjfhjah WHAT?!
brah had a stroke
More like William and the 9th letter of the Greek Alphabet lore
its actually insane like man
Can we not talk about that please
i can imagine
the moment you get a female pfp they all come its honestly creepy like it made me think about stuff
Who?
all jokes aside an eye opening thing
"Hi uglie" /j
hmm ye gota good point
don't I technically have a female pfp on this account?
(and this one too)
maybe i should copy ya
for your own sake dont
quarter already did
gonna go chat on operator now, this account has served its purpose for its AF
Quartz, Qua, Quack
oh yeah there even is a #1488889816337875094
in #💬-beta-chat out of all places somehow
damn..
(No I don't support that thread existing)
you know sugar jokes be jokes but actually follow the channels
making a thread in suggestions would jester me, bug-reporting and its beta cousin would probably also do that
so beta-chat it was
#🌐-international is available god dammit
Someone created three threads there for me, I don't see why #💬-beta-chat is better than #🌐-international
because you can make threads
You can in the latter 🤦
well, sorry for not knowing that until now
also do I have to repeat 2 bajillion times that IT WAS A ROLEPLAY
Well... why would a roleplay be in such a channel... but whatever I don't wanna sound like a bitch
General is coming to cells chat lol
bro using the mesozoic valley hamburger account
I beg you to come to my island
bro what?
I’ll give you a free 3 month membership pass
GGSUSSR67S's island?
.
@gaunt bane
Tuff right?
bro WHAT
????????
he so mam
he so brain fog
i think the doctor told me that once
because you've been thinking about the frain rrog too much lately
whats that song that goes "papaparah, papapaparah, parahpa paparah parah papaparah, papapaaraah..."
free bird
Akcent - Przekorny los (Oficjalny Teledysk)
🔔https://bit.ly/DISCO_POLO_SUBSKRYBUJ - Subskrybuj nasz kanał i bądź na bieżąco z największymi HITAMI i NOWOŚCIAMI DISCO POLO!
🎧http://bit.ly/AKCENT_wszystkie_piosenki - posłuchaj wszystkich największych hitów zespołu Akcent!
Ustaw utwór „Przekorny los” zamiast sygnału oczekiwa...
this polish song has 100 MILLION VIEWS
this is twice as much as the number of the polish people in the world
oh wait i know the songs name but ill let yall keep guessing
this part is sang and not instruments
HE SAYS THAT THO
yeah but its incorrect
huh
pharaoh's song
-# wait isnt this a song that colin used for one of his events
beer
love it
indeed
hold up this sounds like the riff from ultrakills versus
I am the Ultrakill itself
Ok.
Okay.
No, ok.
Okay ;3
for the general people check #🎨-cells-art for jester update info
Istg I'm so confused
Is there ACTUALLY a jester update
Don't get me mistaken I'm all for clowns in c2s
"We would like to confirm that this update is 100% fake and was created for April Fools’ purposes only."
(#🎨-cells-art message)
Ngl you're making me want clowns too
Btw in case yalls missed it, violoncello = long name of cello
What the hell has happened to your name
And why are you orange
Orange? I'm clearly purple
Listen I know what purple is and you are NOT purple
it's fake~!
I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING FOR APRIL FOOLS CAUSE I HAD 3 EXAMS :(
lesbians ❤️
ohhh @wooden spire i gotta ask you, you did get its all an elaborate shitpost from here right??
That almost got me too
Of course
Knew it
My tasty planet forever gameplay feels weird
-# the new “thats not the thorn ring, is it?”
Invincible
How do you cheat in tasty planet
There was a cheat button in the first part of the game
Idk install a sketchy apk that gives you infinite coins and gems
-# oopa im on my tasty planet phase
hmm
test
Artemis II’s SLS Launch is starting in L- 0:10:00 
The uhhh… timer has stopped
We might have a delay 
The delay has been lifted 
maybe the real animarmenia was the creeps we met along the way
Yeah i ruined my sleep schedule but i watched it too
https://www.youtube.com/live/Tf_UjBMIzNo?si=wj2FN9UuDEcb-HEE
ARTEMIS II LAUNCH
We're sending astronauts around the Moon for the first time in 50 years. Come watch with us.NASA's Artemis II mission is scheduled to lift off from Kennedy S...
less than 4 minutes left till launch
Artemis shoots for the Moon.
Good luck, to everyone and the crew onboard.
Godspeed!
space
12 minutes in mission
i want to date with Archie😍
D o n e
Heyyy anyone good with geography?
depends
confused
Anyway gn
Ok.
Bruh it has like 20 enclaves in that bigger enclave
It has like 5 bigger enclaves right next to each other
Random bits of the city belong to one of the countries
Rebooting...
Literally take a closer look at the pic xd
Wheres trigamma
Okay what was the key this time
"Random bits"?
I hate being stuck at 1e297 stardust
Boo
Hello
Ow… that was really loud!
Mb
Hello again
Hi!
Boo!
🙉
I’ll get rid of the ussr pfp later today
hello chat
Hi!
Well
Well?
Boo
Nice
Boo
Aah
there are 7 full pages of messages between @blazing ruin and @lament estuary
on April Fools
Violoncello is staying for the meantime tho
It appears my browser's save file is corrupted - anyone know of a possible solution?
Browser is known to be unstable
Fair enough, I'm about to get a new tablet but wanted to know if there's any fix to hold me over
hope and prayers
BOOM
Hi
Yeah i took care of him
bro was hiding in da corner
can I see him?
cna I eat him?
if you want to eat atoms, goo for it
Aw man i missed artemis II
What is happening
I mean why did radius get destroyed lol (give the lore answer, not the serious)
He deported me, so i came back and radiated him to death
So much lore indeed
Jester Jesterday
chicken drummy + nugget
I thought of a sacabambaspis
Hun
Huh
Whenever I read jjc I think of jo jo siwa
GGSUSSR67S 😭
❕
Less than 1 hour challenge
grrr
uhhh about that
I forgot globed officially released for 2.208 and wondered why the hell there were 3x more people than normal
why is bros pfp still the big 'SR
We know each other? Noooo Im just kinda blue no idea who is "Creature"
the being
Boo
Hello green
Generating a response...
-# Using model Monogamma v3.14.
Error: Cannot query current model.
Fuck
The servers might be down?
Maybe
I'm troubleshooting
Wait turns out I've reached my daily limit
Damn
Come back tomorrow ig
Just use pro
As worthless as an upgrade in money exploration
Lowkey
I might still have my quota though forgot whether I signed up
@monogamma how many protons can a person fit in one's mouth?
Ultrajester
Generating a response...
-# Using model Monogamma v3.14.
how many Jestron can you fit in your mouth
By the way @knotty adder, saw a request of posting Jester Patch Notes on Reddit
Yes, I'm Ultrajester
Response crafted!
Hello,
If you're reading this, you just got scammed of your precious 1
. Indeed, the prompt limit is now infinite, but the response generated by all Pro models will be the same.
Best regards,
monogamma.
Okay
Bro
UJ💔 🥀


