#🏠-general
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Probably not
Idk, Cells is diverse in terms of what it covers.
What is the last badge because I thought I had them all but it only says 51/52
The Top Player Zoink has recently been verifying a pretty interesting level called 'The Bloop', which resembles the level 'Kenos' a lot, but 'The Bloop' is blue instead of red, and also has some sort of creature that follows the player. Shortly after verifying 'ORBIT', Zoink announced he would finally be playing the current Top 7 'BOOBAWAMBA' so...
Wtf Im older than zoink????
I thought he was in his early 20s
hell no, you're a uhh what's the thing after newbie
not og, that would be the 2019 or the 2021 people, but like
between the two
what does the tamgochi looking pendant do?
this?
no, the pink one
cool 
Hello
🥕
Bro is not a jester anymore
The carrot (Daucus carota subsp. sativus) is a root vegetable, typically orange in colour, though heirloom variants including purple, black, red, white, and yellow cultivars exist, all of which are domesticated forms of the wild carrot, Daucus carota, native to Europe and Southwestern Asia. The plant probably originated in Iran and was originally cultivated for its leaves and seeds.
nah, this again
anyway Hello Jovlambdan!
hello
What
Gr
Gebskabihs im hvspk ssgu osj psh iss pj siha pish oszg spij is s
I WANT MY JESTER ROLE BACK !1!1!1!!1!1!1!
how does one even get that
Piss mods off
ok
react again in #🏆-share-your-prestige , hopefully your jester role will comeback
HOLY SHIT THERE'S
NOW?!
Doubters shaking rn as the devs implement reboot jester
Holyy peak
Real
Sadge
To Jester and Beyond
Boo
Greetings
dihgamma
Man I love being a jester
Let's trade roles

Guys check my status
my pc bluescreened immediately upon trying to launch the game but i don't think it had anything to do with the game itself
me neither
guys will progress be saved in beta
hello everone
Jester takeover
Jestover
Jestrue
Jester xenoverse
Jestrons
Jestvasion
I'm close to unlocking iotavia- sorry, octavia
Jesterquaditrigantillion 😭 🥀
Saying Iota is insane
||Play the game on Pi Day, March 14th||
if I*ta was still here, I believe he got the Jester role now
Hes leader of jesters
Wait noooo
I can’t react
Ahhh, you can react to the image that sampe has reacted
Lmfao
He’d get like a mega-jester role or smth
Finally beat this mf
Now I’ve beaten every single main level in the game
now how about, 3 coin-ing the level?
it was pain to get all 3 coins on this level for me just because of the boss battle
my name mention 🔥
Once I realized that I just dodge the spikes he creates when hitting the floor the same way I did in the sewers I beat it
Pain in the ahh since 2023
welp uhh its been an awesome year being on this server
being invited to private alpha 10 days after i joined this server was a crazy thing
Real
Congrats!! 🎉
stupid iotavia systems needs to be crafted first
Gen hell - early 2025- mid 2025
our generation
well that was interesting
yknow the radinsonie things, the 'avia drama, mostly when i joined
beh
violet-violent
nameus is one of the earlier events in gen hell
i was first here in late 2024
yea
i was technically here since Nov 2024
could this gen be, gen jester: early 2026 - mid 2026?
it's been 2 year
this is def gen jester
man I dont know if I can stay on discord for too long anymore
do you want to hibernate
No gen quarter, I'm sad
nahh
Or golden five or smth back when I, Venompool, Vladdy, Joshi and Rayleray were active
radio use toonsquid to make a timeline
No one remembers Lizzie drama anymore
all i know about lizzie is that lizzie left and join back and got banned
what about darkygonal
She didn't left
She left then joined, then left, then joined, then left
And then joined and got banned
Then got unbanned and joined, then got banned again
I feel like there was some sort of pre-radinsonie sub-era that if it weren’t to have existed the radinsonie sub-era wouldn’t either
She may have left and joined back after the unban but I don't remember at this point
wait what’s between hell and jester
i was inac in the server at that rime
True
I’d say what was between hell and jester was a pretty quiet server but I’m sure it wasn’t considering i was pretty inactive during fall 2025
I do feel like when i was active it was usually quiet though
gen reboot
"Gen whail - mid 2024- early 2025
Gen hell - early 2025- mid 2025
Gen reboot - mid 2025 - early 2026
Gen jester - early 2026 - mid 2026"
Not even 10% activity during hell and reboot
I think
For me it's still just the age when I'm with Lanz and another when I'm with Iota
Crazy
Fummy
Kinda what i thought it would be called
Hi
so what gen before whail
uh
probably gen-eric mid 2023- mid 2024
who's eric
bro
I'm pretty sure back then it wasn't boring
wasn’t boring but it wasn’t something crazy imo
we need a gen ??? early 2024-mid 2024
When did I even join
Event leaderboard was out there
i remember 2023 server was boring af
And many are competing higher scores
I’d say it’s part of gen generic as a sub-era
Early 2023 was pretty cool
Nevermind first message in general 1st June
Part of the golden era imo
So I guess mid-late 2024
in my experience golden era was early 2022-early 2023
and then I can’t really give an opinion on anything before that
I'm so proud of jester
devs were cooking with this one
Embrace the jester
people in #private-alpha-feedback testing jester are so lucky
Why is everyone talking about:
Inside joke
because of the new update
thus the icon: 
and also the role
I think we need a new theme for this update
also, we can't leak because it's private
get the feels of I CAN/CANT DO ANYTHING
fits the revamped cheater system
yeh
they only allowed us to say the cheat detection thing is revamped
GUYS WHAT DID I JUST FIND ON MY GIFS PAGE
evil violent human
the channels are: #private-alpha-patchnotes #1338895906505752576 #private-alpha-feedback , if you dont see em, youre not an alpha tester
#No Access #No Access #No Access
Absolute Cinema 🔥🔥🔥
"if you dont see em, youre not an alpha tester"
Jester update info thingy is now a private matter
i know
Damn crazy channels
please add more
codes
(mild spoilers for octavia's anthem) Cephalon Suda is so broken she won't even appear on the syndicates
-# (this is a private matter) is the new code on jester update
this is what she's meant to say
Boo
hello chat
Greetings
the
H
i think "boo" is his new catchphrase now
can someone revert him to his previous state
Someone compile his code again
so u want him to turn back into boring ol' digamma?
piles of digammas dust
digust
Of course /j
Hello Jesterians!
Uhh
I have tons of code in my phone you gotta pick which one
I guess those who voted in #💬-cells-chat aren't allowed to vote here—
They can, why not?
i deleted the old survey
is Jester role will have a new purpose?
depends of the survey votation
Is there a 4th area to explore and when does this unlock?
4th area? No?
well, unless you count explorations as a fourth sim
Correct
So why is there a blank area in the bottom?
graphical error ig
It's probably the upcoming update that is coming out this year
Haven't heard anything like that as of now
none of the updates I'm aware of involve another simulation
And honestly, that's pretty unlikely. The devs are currently focusing on improving the current ones we have
Probably not
what if they add the morning dove to cell to singularity
Long Live Jester
Yall I cooked 2 teamers with a character I’m terrible with
?????????????
Nostalgia
the "So much RED in Cell to Singularity" video should include jester
Is it worth doing the refund reality engine?
How should i progress in logits purchases what should be my priority
Which game bro 😭
Crate
Top 5 scariest chumpscares
🥕🥕🥕
"i fear nothing, but that thing, it scares me" 🔥
Wait what is radio radison radiation doing here
Top 10???
How long have you been playing
wait WHAT
bro thats my progress
That's the cheater leaderboard i think
yeah thats the cheat leaderboard
because of the red text
aye atleast im top 1k in the game! not bad!
also i think that coudlve been an alpha leftover,
yknow that one alpha that you could get infinity entropy and ideas
How do you think I got my (previous) jester role
||GASP! YOURE A TIER V!||
Makes sense
Shamin mentioned
Wow
Ideally, do I want to wait to upgrade the main simulation until the 14d bars are finished?
Just boost the server then
why are you looking at such an old message
*spoiler
sorry
What's that btw
oh nope nothing
Jester
Considering this, you believe you have a chance to get the Martian Council role someday then?
Also there are 2 new legendary roles "Automod exempt" and "attachment restricted"
I don't even know why the second one was made lol
you cant send images im guessing
Not like being a mod needs you to be mentally stable
hello
Yeah, but the reason to make embed restricted was because of a drama, attachment restricted just popped up in the role list randomly
And no one has it
9th greek letter will get that
If someone deserves an attachment ban, I don't see how they wouldn't be banned
"dev." And "automod exempt" roles were made around the same time
Is chrysto still the only one with dev.
hmm yes, 2 steam games at the same time
? this is a normal feature
it feels odd
What about the same steam game 2 times
most games can tell if theyre already open, cts might not tho ofc
I am not a clown >:(
There are only 2 ways to get a jester role on this server and you somehow found one of them
Wow
I mean tbf
It's been years since I suggested something
And you left the channel open.
(also if the jester role would've existed in 2022 I definitely would've gotten it)
So people can create threads for individual suggestions -.-
Honestly though why don't make #💡-suggestions a forum at this point...
Can't filter suggestions
When you make a suggestion it doesn't appear instantly on the channel
Only when it gets approved
Right... just like #1010249890414202880. Dang
A new channel for this would be just as useless as not having one
Could technically make it so the bot automatically makes a thread for a suggestion and close the suggestion channel completely
But that's something only Hatty can do
yo
Boo
dark lua
what's a pl
Programming language
Hi
depends on if scripting or code block languages count
turbowarp is just a faster scratch
60 fps and running on java(script, idr which one)
what happened to penguin mod
I do not know that
Also yes it was js
penguinmod is a mod of turbowarp
Yes, a mod of a mod of scratch
Interesting
Hello, Jesterians!
just some sort of copyable bloodbath that had start pos triggers and I only decided to try the last one but I think it’s still impressive
oh yeah I also beat nc in practice mode
imma try to beat xstep v2 and space magic eventually
Good luck
74% on xstep v2
The funk is this?
I frankesteined three packs on 1.6
the 1.5 pack had its own saturn rings
as a texture
Whats the site?
search up "actual solar system", "jupiter full" and "actually complete saturn" on the mod forums
then frankenstein the packs together
Mod forum of?
sfs
Heck is a sfs? Bro be specific 😭
spaceflight simularror
K
hmm yes, the ennaforce
prob
<@&535129309648781332> scam, no clue what "pig in a helment badge" is tho
maybe selling accounts?
!ban 1307793429450985523 troll
Banned imsoalonewo (Case #4377) (user notified with a direct message)
selling discord accounts is TOS anyway
selling accs isn't new to me

what is pig in a helmet tho? i gotta look it up
the day I joined I saw an account selling a cts acc with 1e6 darwin
they have since deleted the profile mayhaps
oh man I was naive back then
set up an alt just to investigate
That's new
yep they're gone off of dc
Ohhhh
The
Early nitro supporter badge
yh looked it up
Bt spsn
Good morning
Greetings
laughing at Cephalon Suda
Hello Jesterians! and May the Jester be with you
Jester the bester
Happy jesterday to you too
Jester tomorrow
Real
Cough
No any related servers as one of them

u can use discord in hong kong right?
im going back to shenzhen by the end of the month lel
Its one of these games i refuse to try because they look overwhelming
dont worry abt it
even older players doesnt know either
Fuck it we ball the game
i tried to restore the commonwealth for the 5th time with lithuania but poland keeps getting invaded by germany and soviets
i installed and opened it once
and then i said "f*ck it" and i uninstalled it
cuz too complicated
-# and of course lithuania was invaded too because of the inevitable Gorbachev Pact
As it usually happens 😔
-# i mean lithuania was also invaded a similar amount of times compared to poland too
Yeah
Changes to the share-your-prestige channel reaction
9
11
3
Be able to react with all except verification reactions
🫡
28 896 being violently ejected
how did you make it
Make lasers that generate water on hit and make them touch the ground
Something like this
tuff
ok, finished. If people troll by reacting with verification emojis, I will have to block reactions again
Agreed
you guys can react to the channel
I'd recommend you to edit the channel description once again
Because right now it is not stated
Ah, I have to remove the jester role from users who trolled in #🏆-share-your-prestige because are suppose to be no more in there, only if the warnings are ignored we will revert to the previous system as it is not working properly
the head jester doesn't have the jester role anymore
"But not our Jester, couldn't be precious Jester!"
prototype mad asf rn
son 😭😭😭😭😭
your crine 😭😭😭😭😭
painis cupcake
jester 😭 😭😭😭😭
What’s the zoom in the watermelon
Imagine being a jester
I can't see much can you zoom further?
meloned water
eep i gotta say my prayers, Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact is coming soon
Grr I can't get my role back
hah bro is not [REDACTED INFO]
"oH gUyS I UsEd ChEaTs" give me my jester role right at this instance
bro demands it
I don't demand it, I need it
ok spamton o toole
Uh oh i am a jester
Create a thread at #💡-suggestions that still works
ok atp its just breaking the role to forcefully get a punishment role
idk I gave directions
Don't you dare question the jester role
Ok
big shot
shi im going insane again
all that server brainrot for a year keeps getting to me
possibly an update to the game's anti-cheat system. possibly a hoax. it's hard to say
alright i forgot bfdia 24 released so i just watched it
WAIT WHAT
||the hell is bfdia about anymore? needle needs to bake a cake while book fucking reaches the edge of the universe (i mean it is the prefinal episode)||
how do y’all feel about this emoji
2021 humor
wth
it’s real now for some reason
This feels wrong
When did that thing appear?
they ran out of ideas
Anything but Seahorse
Why do they even need to keep adding more are there any emoji fanatics being hyped when a new one drops or what
Today on iOS
wait what, it is
it’s unicodes fault not apple
I’m genuinely not sure when I’m going to use a distorted face but it’s there
Boo
why do people love the jester so much I don’t really understand it
i don't know, but if this chaotic freedom continue, i will have to close the free reactions to the channel again
Oh its carrot isn't it
Bro just wants the jester role i think
🙏
i did briefly mention it last year
Hm
I beat xstep v2
congrats!
huh
can i tell u my hardest
dih

yal ppl are, interesting
I'm forg!
thx
Yay
K
circus dash II
No. 14 on the gd hard demon list

❤️
get back to work blud
we're learning how to calculate area of triangle
fuh no
reviewing last year content
how muh u haf
vro we just started the unit
btw we're not doing trig this year
i accidentally restarted the simulation
istg our school is so behind in education
accident
showww
ah
so u rebooted
u should've done that btw
it speeds up
im doing my 20 day wait
3 days in at the moment
@zenith gorge
SIX-Se----
If you’re on the latest version it maxes at 14 days
grow up kid
oh right
Why hello
hi!!
Greetings
billions must evolve
C
Oh, Calm Carrot isn't a jester now?
Since jesterday
Hello Jesterians!
Billions must jester
The jester update is always 5 hours away
the face is killing me
What the heck is this
🙏
Great damn question
funnies with air friction in algodoo
Looks like iota
Boo
You lose then
Explain
Cus ur too soft
You do not have concrete evidence to sustain your claim
I have concrete proof
Go on
You are not concrete
Are you?
Damn
You aren’t concrete hard
Dw Jon was hard in English
And how'd you know that
I was touching him
Thanks for new content
WHAT
After a long time
I have a very stupid joke
That’s digamma isn’t it?
U don’t need to repeat it
(I am not sending the message)
It’s true tho
I was sitting behind the couch next to him
Ber
Bro what
what the hell
I wanted to send a picture
nope, not blurred enough
Whah
Good morning

Good Jesterning!
Oh and in case I don't see ya, good jesternoon, good jestevening, and good jesteright
(depending on your jesterzone)
Bro got the jester disease
May the Jester be with you
When i am a Jester for semblance but i accidentally make her simulation comprised by cheating, but if i just so happen to get the "?" she will execute me
well she was mad and ordered the king to execute the jester that caused a trouble
jestello yall jesters
jello!
yellow
no I am bluester
Shoutout deltarune theory generator gotta by my favorite new internet website
the real friends are the Gaster we made along the way
Boo
Good day everyone
Yo Mark
May I ask something?
Sorry, I'm new here at Discord
hope youre not one of the wangs
Go for it
anyways, hoi
someone reported my account for some fraudulent activity
so, that reporter send me a private message that she mistakenly reported my account
so she provided me some instructions on hows and whats. I needed also to contact a person to report the issue , that, in the first place, i was not aware of.
then this moderator that i was supposed to contact, is now asking me for a screenshot of my bank dashboard and recent transaction
should i ignore them?
Thank God
Theyre probably trying to steal some of your accounts
Saying that they reported you by mistake is one of the most common things scammers do
this user is asking me to send my bank dashboard
tried to ignore him
i also filed a support ticket on the website to further escalate this
Yeah the best you can do is report the scammer to discord
Good thing that you wrote it here man, dont fall for these shitty scams
Thank you so much for your responses. Super Appreciated ❤️❤️❤️❤️
No problem
small shot
Hello Jesterians!
hello microwave!
Still no jester
Hi Jestrad
the king has lost its crown
Bruh
Jester emphaty😭 💔
Jester lives matter
Sampe hates me
Not all Jesters has the Jester role
i think its because you made a thread in #💡-suggestions purposefully
SO you react
in every post there
Yes
we need a new jester king!
Jester Lunch
who has the jester role hmm
Canned cheese
42
🤱
ring ding radster?!
Your actions might grant you something more than the Jester role, be careful
and then someone says "use /jester in #🎭-semblance to get the jester role"
"gullible" code in gd ahh
only cheaters, and the ones who send messages without create threads en #🎨-cells-art
is carrot a cheater?
yes.
nope
did you see the leaderboard screenshot?
sometimes, rarely
SampeDrako you might have seen a thread in #💡-suggestions that serves nothing
@flint scroll don't make void threads in #💡-suggestions, the council of men has spoken

They're trying surprisingly hard to get the Jester role, I'm afraid it's going a little too far
Will you give me the jester role pretty please
Will you give me the jester role pretty please
Bro just wants the jester role, just give it bro 😭
This is actually something concerning— people intentionally doing things to achieve this role, which isn't supposed to be proudly achieved in the first place
well why the hell do you start breaking the rules!
Im totally a cheater
Trust
prove it
Uhh
proud to be a cheater
not only you made a void thread in #💡-suggestions once, you did it TWICE!
I'm pretty sure more people like this are going to appear in the future
My leaderboard status?
And those vandalisms will come yet again
can you share it here now?
Proud #9
cheater leaderboard🥀
Look at #2🥀
- thats not me, thats @calm fable
- private alpha save file conflicts, remember when that one washeewashee guy was top 1 because of reality reboot private alpha?
also im #963 place!
not second
"Well. welcome back, Head Jester"
oh you reuploaded the same leaderboard screenshot
Is SampeDrako actually giving him the role or what
It looks like you took advantage of the alpha's benefits #💬-beta-chat message
you have these stats too in another account, no?
Bro is one more level ahead lmao
Guess so, but I don't have that save anymore
Js give me jester role
Just give bro the jester role 🥀
We are so back
Real
Kingdom of jester is back
damn man what is happening in that server
Tbf that is the point of the channel
Divine jesterriansism
Hello wassap
Ever since I made my name purple I have fallen sick
I have a fever
I'm sneezing like fuck
I blame the violets
Spicy chicken roll help me
Divine Carrot
if the sun got a fever, I wonder how hot the sun could be
not my fault gng
Oh believe me I am...
My average surface temperature has risen
Interplanetary warming
dantes divine comedy
"we are potatenom!"
!mute @flint scroll 1d Creating threads in #💡-suggestions multiple times fully knowing they're not supposed to.
Muted ....__.....____. for 1 day (Case #4380) (user notified with a direct message)
I didn't mean to send it here lol
🤔
This reminds me of my cactus (i have no idea what is it trying to do)
since people is still ignoring this, I'm going to return the #🏆-share-your-prestige channel to his old state
Well, considering potatoes are a native plant that adapted to the harsh, rocky and steep environment of the Andean mountain range, it's the mimimum we could expect from them
is the soil adequate for that cactus?
No idea honestly
It cant be this bad right
Cacti dont need some awesome conditions right
hey all
Hello!
Women's day -> Miku day -> Mario day -> Lithuania day is a crazy streak
ngl that cactus looks broken
if you wanted you could find things to fill the whole year
all of these are definitely more important though and not at all fandom specific
true
who snapped the cactus
I forget what it is but there's a website out there with every holiday and national day there is (probably skewed American but I'mma go look for it anyway)
huh.
Now we need:
• Something for march 12 and 13
• To choose whether march 14 is pi day, all dogs go to heaven DVD release day, HL2VRAI day or THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES!
dont forget kevin's birthday tomorrow!
oh and for those of y'all, like me, that are still on the tenth:
oh yeah same
I think I need to start picking a random one of these to celebrate every day. If it weren't Mario day I'd go for bagpipe day
to TL;DR the page on it:
some guys made it up in 2008
it's also Chuck Norris' birthday and Chuck Norris is awesome
Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
wow he's 86
Chuck Norris didn't turn 86
The number 86 that turned into Chuck Norris's age
Idk man that was my best attempt at a Chuck Norris meme in the enlarged '26
I didn't even think of that at first I just thought of that one song (iykyk)
I wonder if theres a single person in the world being hyped for these like
"Yeah!! Its the world plumbing day today, im gonna celebrate it with my family, and think about plumbers!!"
Mario is awesome confirmed
Per chance
Hi Everyone, I am participating in a fundraiser for the Leukaemia Foundation of Australia. I will greatly appreciate it you would all donate to me using this link. Thanks in advance. https://www.worldsgreatestshave.com/fundraisers/jamesgroombridge/2026
plumbers maybe?
<@&535129309648781332> I get that it’s a fundraiser but it’s still advertising
Indeed
c'mon... have an exception...
Is there a way to make sure that's a real fundraiser
And yep, it's still advertisement whatsoever
this one was hard for me to judge because i dont know the legitimacy but telling someone fighting for a legit leukemia foundation feels wrong
so i said nothing
i dont know what the right decision is
i think probably assess the legitimacy and if it's legit, keep it
but im not a mod, i dont make that decision
Yeah you're right but so long as that fundraiser is a legit one
<@&535129309648781332> probably a bot. user id: 1396831369698476113
hello
Greetings
Yeah I did and I do
nice
i thought it was red and sometimes invisible
Helo
Bro wha
Electorus is up there
Watching, always watching
Yeah I am
Hi, . ester !
You might as well know that rain could be coming at anytime
Piss
make it rain acid
I am not ok I saw "I need help dealing with grief" and immediantly died laughing
I also imagined doggie saying that sentence with the level in the background
Dang
With the sun in the hospital I shall wish it gets better quick enough to shine above me once again
-# Sorry I was ragebaiting my friend by talking like an AI
-# (Not like the past Digamma for sure)
Should I steal it
For this alone I'm gonna burn away earth's atmosphere till clouds can't exist anymore
🙏
ohh may the jester be with y'all
wish you get Jetter
Who the hell is this guy???
Did he dm you for no reason?
Welp you know what that means
Friend request
no friend requests or you will be banned
just ignore ig
hi
hi Jesterians!
god damn it tim burton fans they always gotta send random friend requests
No it's a jeneral rule that you can't dm random people on the server cause 99% of the time the people who do it are not people at all. They are bots.
Better than someone you cant see them everywhere
That's mushroom form mario land
FUCK
yeah but like their about me
that ain't a chicken
I don't think I can say what it is and remain pg
amorphus globosus chicken
I've returned
Boo

Dw I'm sure nobody is here
Greetings the sun
Other than him
I'll pretend to not see that
Wise choice
Got back from hopital
Literally having sustenance HURTS LIKE SHIT.
Stole a pen.
Wow
Booger King
Wait how did the black hole become a goddamn clown
helo
Jestranger danger
it's people fault, they like doing things wrong
Just because somebody
again or?
yes
ah dang it
one of three emojis among +400 that people can't use
so the only meaning is they like to do it
Ticks are banned?!
Why???
What's wrong with 
Good morning
mods need em for mod stuff
Jester mod
exactly
But in suggestions banning it is stupid
i dont see any issue in banning it
I do
It doesn't have much purpose other than troll reasons
there's so many ticks in your bed
It hinders my free speech




