#🏠-general
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\digamma
I eat that
Nah plutonium
Aight bro how about radium
Nah I won’t be the radithor man
earthium
You cant be a dev i think
That I can agree with
So you are saying that any role in this entire server requires my being a dev?
Well there's one for beta testers and announcements but most of the roles can be obtained by linking your Cells account to Discord
Sorry i am a little new here how do i do that
Honestly i forgot haven't played it in a while but u can ask on #💬-cells-chat
Thx
Hello cells
Hola
howdy!!!
Hello yall

Hello
Hi 
Klocka
It does
Time zones
Since my actual phone and this THING have the same time
countryland when nationground
Dead cha-
Well no more need to point it out
Whatever
I should wait here until someone types
hey!
mf named charlie: disappears or some shit idk
Sorry if it was asked before but what is happening with those gifts in the main simulation? They are sparkling but I can't interact with them
ya same
Pls mention me if someone has an answer, I have notifications turned off 🙂 thanks in advance
Huh what gifts
OH THE HOLIDAY CALENDAR
.... the holiday calendar?
This one
So that’s an advent calendar that the devs add every holiday season. You can’t open the gifts until their day has arrived
Assuming the last day is the 31st, the first gift is the 20th
How do the gifts work?
In a couple days the first one will open and then you get another each day
OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE LOL
When can we open them????
Assuming the last day is the 31st, the first gift is the 20th
No the 19th because it has 12 presents
No
why didn't they just do it like 12 days of christmas
it starts at christmas
shaking my head
Oh well I’m dumb
iOS 6
this discord is very buggy
and the servers are in alphabetical order
#🗣-cells-socials used to be very activa
Bro why
that's the version it's on
there's this thing called "buying a new phone"
Yeah
i have my main phone
the 3gs is a dummy phone
3 earth gravitational acceleration seconds?
iPhone 3GS
how old is this phone
Deine Mutter
Scam?
!ban 1306691385679941642 scam account
Banned markwilson06401#0 (Case #3363) (user notified with a direct message)
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Ye
Real
blud really said ypsilon epsilon sigma
Real
Me when \usepackage[LGR]{fontenc}
Hello out there! I have a question ab the events... what the hell are the "Science 🧪" points for? Where can you use them?
science points are basically your score for events, you get 1 science for buying a generator, and 5 science for getting a upgrade. you can see them by either clicking on your own profile or by clicking on the leaderboard on the top right.
Ahhhhh right! Ok thanks that makes sense
Have y'all heard that theyr closer to planet 9
?
Oh so thats how much you get from them
Yeah
how do i get special roles like ''simulation speedster''?
You have to do that thing where you get to Singularity in 3 minutes or less, plus link your account to Discord. At the moment though, that second bit might be tricky.
Use magic to link your discord to cell
time travel as well 🤯
I would say time Travel is more complicated than magic
POV: taxidermist playing Gmod.
Guys how open gifts
New event coming up in 12 minutes 🔥
Which one
Meth
Meth???
How open gift
Explode them
What gifts?
How
Idk
So we have meth event and not chair event?
What is gex
We don't
Then :0
Be patient
Aw man
Aight sir
Sadly I cannot open my microphone
I mean chair respectfully
Ru acoustic?
No
Alr bro settle down
AHHHH 5 MINUTES
Bros got the iq of a chair
For science ofc
Weinerbutt
Shh I’m on my winter arc
Yo I got into 13th didvison
Middle part low taper
What
New explore event
13 year olds in diddys vision?
No
Oh 😞
When / how do I open those christmas gifts?
It says 17 days but is that in 17 days or within 17 days?
those are holiday gifts, You would be able to claim it starting from the 20th
Ok thx
wtf is going on in this chat
NO WAY GUYS
Welp, I’m cured.
heyo
and of course, with a new update comes TOO many new messages in general and cells chat
When are you going to update the Reality Engine with more beneficial simulation boosts?
That triangle looks somewhat familiar...
surepiński does...
The devs be pullin all the sneakies on us this time round
How do we open the holiday gifts?
I think we need to wait a few days.
For me it says like 17 hours idk though
thats 17 days
hmm okay

Wait 4 days
Are the Christmas presents meant to open in to anything?
On the 20th
Me
Hi
Hey
Hi
What's with the presents, when can it be opened
20th
holy shit 3 confusions in an hour
DUDE
there's like 12+ questions regarding the presents in under like 24 hours
the funniest has got to be the one in #🇵🇹-português
20th
There are 12- what does that mean? So they last til 24th? Seems pretty random. There's no info bout anything, or did the Devs hide it somewhere? ^-^
20th-31st one a day
Yea that's random ^^
Im pretty sure it’s like that every year
10 of these blue things for Dino tale wouldn't help much
Hopefully 10 or so in each then-
Well I don’t need any what so ever
Same
What was 5 minutes
The time U Had to be offline/not in a mode to let the game recognise it, always thought it's at least 5min
Idk I never really looked at that
26? Idk I can’t say
I may or may not be
Im not saying anything
wake up sigmas, chat us dead
dude amogus slang and brainrot slang should collab
and i can finally call my sussy baka a sigma impostor with venting rizz
Last rizzday night

i am still not used to div 666
we could make a movie out of this
How can I give suggestions on translation errors 
what
u used chinese version? yeah, i use it too sometimes and it did have translation errors
#🌐-translations-crowdin
it used to be specifically for crowdin, but looks like the crowd thought otherwise 
Oh bruh
I did not scroll down to the bottom
Epic math event
Wait what
I thought div 666 is reserved for cheaters
Or is that just a myth
It is
It is real or a myth?
You saw a picture of it so of course it's real
Well you never know, it could be edited
it is (reserved for cheaters) i think jjaerospace genuinely cheated
semblance
ambulance
hmmm

Do they count bug abusers as well as he could be one 🤔
I think so?
Yeah
what are the gifts in the corner?
Advent calendar
You get a gift each day starting on the 20th
I haven't played it yet does it include Poincaré conjecture
um how do i link my cell to singularity account to the discord server?
Gg
Anyone know when these are gonna open?
the first one will open at 20th dec
Slay
Can we pin this? This question got asked so much
Tbf pinning won't help
Dam
You can’t currently
Can I change my device time for the dodo achievement, or will it detect it and idk
i dont know bout that, r u going back in time or to the future
except people don't even do that commonly too
Back, this event
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They do
I have a question for the cell team how/when will we be able to interact with the presents in the game?
A few people have was one of them. They said Friday I believe.
Oh ok thx u so much
At this point just open them early
OH Thank you for the in game announcement regarding the gifts and the free Darwinium.
I just realized that the binary in the background of REDEEM CODE means CODE. The D is a covered but every other part is Co-e, so yeah.
Whatdahell
i hate waking up at 3:33 am
why do you do that in the first place
i dont know
i dont even have anything important to do anyways
no school no nothing
Draw
D’ya think wild animals get the zoomies?
Imagine an elephant with the zoomies
Wait I just looked it up
Elephants can get the zoomies
heh
Just here to report what I think is a small mistake in the mathematics event, where should I post to do so?
A mistake or a bug?
You can just say it
OK so here, the description (in french) says that the last Fermat theorem remains undemonstrated since 350 years ago, which I believe is false
Bajo jajo bajo jajo
cells does not recognize south sudan
XDDDDD
kinda obvious but ok
south sudan whene north sudan or soemetjin
trve
Common bug, can be seen everywhere but hey didn't know building blocks unlock ai lmao
ai unlocked

fish gills
I only need 14 darwinium and i can buy myself one Blue Star
I used the codes so i opened it and i wasn't dissapointed
E
I
O
U
and sometimes Y
but never A
pperently
tht's true
Hey guys wht’s going on
Coup d'ett
Your messge hs n . Remove it now.
No thnks
y'll cn't be serious with ll this
Too bd we re
I really enjoyed this event, it's the best one I've played! What do you guys think?
I agree
I relly enjoyed this event, it's the best one I've plyed! Wht do you guys think?*
nywys, i gree, mths is n wesome subject nd the fct tht there's now c2s event of it is mzing!
but i still disgree bout the most beutiful eqution
I gree*
I gre
we're doing vowel shortening now? nice
Buddy can you spoiler that please /srs
(And sorry for not shortening the vowels)
I have science and PLTW Exams today
Re we still doing this
buddy cn you spoiler tht plese /srs*
Sorry but I’m not interested in the vowel shortening thing rn
Maybe later
bomintion*
fine, the vowel shortening's optionl
Not as bad as Swedish Fish Oreo
How far can you get in the game without developing AI 🤔
Damn, we're doomed
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It’s technically possible to terraform mars, but without reality engine boosts it would take years
If it took years IRL it would be so cool
I terraformed Mars before unlocking Reality Engine is that good
The biggest hurdle would be getting to human expedition from only rover and emergent age
How long ago
Because I know they changed the tuning of the Martian generators recently
Yea, it feels so bad even now 💀
Some 3 years ago
On a clickin spree just to get some rover upgrades pff
I wonder if there are any "plotholes" in the game, like are there upgrade sidepaths that contain stuff that you can only do with upgrades you havent yet bought
You can get moon base without moon
Oh...well then theres a full on cop-out reason why it works out lol
Just because you havent "discovered" it doesnt mean you cant use it
But yea youre right
No literally the moon doesn’t appear
Behold me terraforming mars before singularity
Why did I forget that, I even remember laughing about it while speedruning singularity
(I was pressing the idea burst button for like 10 minutes straight)
Sounds borderline deranged depending on how you got that much darwinium
For some reason TestFlight (which is the app that apple uses for beta testing) doesn’t charge you for in app purchases
But don’t worry that’s not my main account and I don’t abuse it
Hmm, probably to "test" it?
Yea, its cool
Didn’t even know that was possible
I didn’t think so either until I spent like 2k darwinium on time fluxes and idea bursts
Well, its simple math really
Hey sorry for the late response but it looks like that is indeed a translation error. You can report it in #1010249890414202880
Also can someone tell me wassup with the 12 presents to the side of the upgrade tree?
Oh god
OK, thx!
That.
Thank you
I like how the e increases calculus by 271.828%
Real
And fibonacci by 112.358
Is the Riemann hypothesis there
Havent played it yet
I noticed this
No idea
Yea, it was funny
I havent reached
Real
Might be, would make the most sense
Don’t forget pi being 314.1592
Does it also work with pi?
Isnt there a 314.159265358979323846264338327950288 boost?
Ohhhh
And the Pythagorean theorem being 345%
How about phi or √2
Well, phi is just the golden ratio, wouldnt be fun to put that after fibonacci
Real
Gamma on the other hand
GAMMA FUNCTION MENTIONED
BASED
Sadly no
Γ(x) MY BELOVED
Mafaka
The game must flow normally in spite of the refferences 😭
I can’t remember if phi is in this
Indeed
Actually pretty cool for "applied maths"
I remember when you told me about this formula
When category theory
When real and complex analysis
Lol NOT category theory
why math thing dispeared even though i turned on the internet
Update the game maybe?
Saw the gifts and I thought its someone else askin about them lol
Try reloading the game
already updated
Me playing the math event instead of studying for my math major 🥲
Hm?
What type of math
Im first year rn, so no crazy stuff
Calculus?
Spatial geometry and curves, group theory, real analysis
So you guys have learned about the hom functor?
Or not yet
Like Homomorphisms?
Yessir
Yeah this is light work
We mentioned it a little for now, barely got round to it again in the last lecture
Lots of vectorial spaces until now
Im not really familliar with english terminology
In my country we have slightly different terms
Hm?
What do u call it then
Yea, its weird I know
So i dont know what Lie algebra would be translated into my langug
I’m English and I don’t know what Lie algebra is
I might translate it
Good
I could look it up gimme a sec
Ok, im not really sure what it would be called in my language, but whatever
What's your language?
Romanian
Ahh
Either, im not fully into the math yet, cause im a lazy dumbass
Hmm
Keep distracting myself with useless bullshit
I think it's just Lie algebra
Instead of learning my geometry formulas
Maybe ask your professor
I'm fully into math yet I'm lazy
Well, it is about a specific vectorial space, so I guess it makes sense
And for Real analysis, well she spent most of this time to give us a rigorous introduction into the notions, since obviously in highschool it was basically like applied math
Makes sense
Wonder when will yall get to the epsilon-delta definition
Eugh
Nice
I invented this thing during class.. still dont know what to make of it
I just got bored that's all
Huh, sounds interesting
Yeaa, barely got through half of that and its waaaay out of my expertise
I suppose this will come in handy with dynamical systems
Still gotta look into it though
Saw smth similar to my algebra classes, but then it started lookin like calculus, and seeing some terms we use for geometry didnt help either, so yea im lost
Not to mention I fucked up my Geometry partial recently
Just 3D stuff, vectors, planes and spaces
Huh
I just barely learned for it is why, im not used to actually studying actively
Even so, an exercise on there was pretty fun
Had to prove that positional vector of the center of mass of a tetrahedron is equal to the sum of the positional vectors of the corners of that tetrahedron/4
Yeah that is pretty fun
And I didn't really know how to spin it around (though later found out it was with expressing vectors with some specific proportions)
So I tried to look into other stufd
And I reached the conclusion that the sum of the positional vectors of the corners is equal to the ones for the center of mass of the faces of the tetrahedron
And that the center of mass of each face together creates a smaller tetrahedron
Hmm
And I basically just said that if you keep doing that youll end up with infinitesimally close in length vectors which are equal to the one i needed to find
Since I have 4 of those vectors, it basically was correct
It's just not a very appropriate proof
Ya
Anyways I've been working on a series of books about mathematics
With a pretty neat cover
Mhmm
Can't really decide on a topic for the fourth volume
Well whats the first 3
Vol 1 is your standard algebra and geometry
Vol 2 is statistics, probability, and more difficult algebra
Vol 3 is trigonometry
Like, euclidian geometry too or?
Well depends on the country again
We worked with shapes and their properties, proportions, collinearity, parallelism and so on in middle school
Meh i just make them for fun
To exercise my LaTeX skills since most of the graphics include a lot of coding
explode
And then in highschool it was some trig and then analytical geometry (if the term is correct)
Naw
Bro cant handle the math talk while the math event is running 🥶
Lol
I was actually talking with a peer about the fibonacci series
And we were thinking of the concept of a tribonacci series
And how that would look geometrically
Since fibonacci is a bunch of rectangles
i'd imagine it has something to do with 3 dimensions
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I thought about it, but I didnt really have a way of representing it on hand at the time
Then I forgot about it
Wa
Questions?
Nothing
Then whats "Wa"
Also nothing
So suspicious
Real
Me when \mathbb{R}
The lonelier the better
Only numbers can give me comfort...
Me when number theory
Always wanted brain rot and math to be 2 separate sides of my life
Have yall heard of the new paper that just came out claiming to have a new larger area for a sofa that can fit through a 1x1 corner
Based
I can feel the frustration
you mean a paper claiming that the existing theory is the best one?
Ya
That one
Mb
Everyone had to have just randomly tried a seemingly good number for collatz, right? Even tho its redundant
call me gerver sofa the way i maneuver smoothly into your dms
At some point
"the woman was too stunned to speak"
I tried basically every large odd number I can think of at the time
Lol
And if there are numbers like that, are they primes?
Dunno, I didn't check
fun fact: i discovered (maybe not the first one to do so...) that, in the collatz conjecture, 2^n+1 always goes to 3^n+1
Did you check in your pocket?
or was it 2^n-1 always goes to 3^n-1? i forgot
Mb forgot to do that
Ooooor under the bed
Negative
check your fridge
Nice it's... not prime.
awww
Divisible by 7369
can i eat it
it's in the fridge so it's probably still fresh
Sure go ahead
Oh right forgot to tell ya it's been there for a few years

Me when Mersenne primes
Huh, it works with 2^n-1
oh yeah, then i meant 2^n-1
31 led me to 242
if you see the graph of the process it shows a zigzag pattern
that's how i was able to prove it
or rather what motivated me to
Yea, cause it never divides by 2 twice
As any mathematician im obviously busy checkin the generalized version now
mine
E
No longer yours
Explode with kitty
People busy calling dibs while im out here actually writin
nuh uh
cateal
Already found it lol
Nope, mine
chat why is the time skip with windows so hated when used on cell to singularity
dam 😔
Because yes
Thanks for saving my oven
Ive never been so sad with big number
I tried to add a complex part to the fibonacci series then calculate the ratio
The ratio gives me the negative product of the coeficient and its predecessor multiplied by 2
Like...cool ig
E
It seems that the new maths event has brought the mathologists and such into the spotlight.
(I don't have a problem with that, I just noticed it, that's all.)
/nbh /neu
The youtube recommendation of a guy explaining a math problem:
hah
But yeah, didn't think that would happen.
Imagine if the outbreak event (upcoming) got the attention of every virologist. /lh
I mean those problems are solvable if we use computer logic
The math problems or the outbreak problems?
New event is slow.
Math
I see
My booster just finally turned off, and I agree
meth
it happens with every event lol
in fact this server gets a rise in members per event
well, per newly released event
:O
Heyo - I'm farily early on in this and I'm wonder what I should spend my darwinium on. Augmentation Artifacts seem to be the easy answer, but none of the boosts there actually seem all that good
Save it
For what?
I also love xkcd and the what if books
¯_(ツ)_/¯
What about these
I'm on primary 5, beyond 6, meso 11
Then buy yourself a star for 100 darwinium in beyond
Done!
HMM I WONDER WHAT THIS COULD BE
i think it's a tiger
nah, definitely cat
Svenska
obviously danskar
Dead chat
why is a-90 here
Hi
Idk
Hi!
Guys
Gals
🔥
Hi emoji
Hisoka
Yes (never watched HXH but i do know who that is)
h times h? just say h²
What if hʰ
Hĥ
aspirated h (h with extra h)
Real
math
Math
MATH
²h :trollface:
Mafaka what
Chat still alive

Hi
Oh I see
It looks like this server is dead
Yep
But what happened in this server?
Well, all of people here are so hardworking inside of houses and at work
I think for some reason they are not interested in sitting here
Yep
Maybe.
They are seen our chat here
@manic fox sorry if I disturbed you but I want to be friends for you
I rarely use Discord and my English is bad
It's ok
First time seeing him in chat lol
This server never was really active tbf
its not really dead, its always like that but i think its not really bad tbh
i differ. i don't need to beg
because long ago, when the land was free and wild, of course... the late 2022-early 2023 era-
Venom, Vladdy, Joshi, Ray...
Wazaa
Now 2 of them are gone, other 2 not that active overall on discord
that's more like early to mid 2022 no
E
I'm not that old- Okay maybe I am
How did quarter even become mod
you give that type of "yeah i'm one of the first members of this server and know the old mods well" vibe
I was here before he got promoted
i think it was purely his activity and how long he's been here lol
Hmm
also just nice and helpful overall
Yeah maybe that
i mean, what more can you say? he's a mod for the usual reasons of a mod
After January I was basically inactive for a couple months in this server so I missed out on a lot
dang that's so mango mango mango mango
A
Maybe idk, I created my fair share of dramas lol
But one day they abducted me and flew me to Mars and said I'm a mod now
wtf
A
Li*zie
Hm?
I don't need to say more
wh- wym you caused that drama?
Why is the name censored
I was arguing with her on daily basis lol
Oh
Try E
mafaka s- huh
I was gonna say mafaka what
Accidentally left Greek keyboard on
mafaka actually shat with this one 😭
A

That is WAY lower than I thought
Huh
Huh
E
Idk
prolly cuz discord also detects a (the article)
as in "i got a tungsten cube capable of killing children"
What if English had gendered articles
Oh, right
Cmon dont be silly why are you limiting it to children
Did you use it?
they turning the articles woke 😠
Real
I stole it and used it on him
Even tho he ain't a little child
It didn't seem to work
Exactly
Wait does that mea-
E
A
Sports
cmon? on what?
Tbf it was for whail to do- wait
On the tungsten cube
oh boy we bringin back blaisei aegeon type jokes rn
No, put those back
and the occasional 4th or 5th person that changes
Real
No.
Yes.
No thanks
It'll ruin it
then i'll do it myself
Then it can't kill children 🙁
Shouldn't have limited it to children
😳
I suggest using plutonium instead
arrives at the location directly more up in comparison to the cube
too bad
i have came

You have… come
really sounds like they are dead
No way Kasztan
No
I saw that
"small"
🤨
Trust
they got a whole ashh country in discord
i didnt see but i think i know
i'm dead
Real
Thank you bro
You do, in fact, know
A
NORADRENALINE
huh
Slr I have more chores
ANGER ISSUES
Typical Whail stuff
ENGLISH OR SPANISH
seems like it
I se
I see
You're selenium?
My keyboard problem
this looks like it would exist smh
Nah😅
make it well done
Hello guys today we're going to genetically mutate an owl using CRISPR
mfs be like "that's unethcial!!!!"
the elusive cat owl:
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Ok that's enough
Aw
It was just you responding after every other message, that doesn't feel valid anymore
Real
I feel like I always get into some random chain but missed this one somehow
And it's the longest one yet
ok electorus
How many constellation fragment are needed?
I was part of a longer chain back then
new
Currently, there are 31 constellations, and unlocking all of all them requires 424 Constellation Fragments.
Wiki always has this kind of analytics x)
Ah, thanks man!
What if all 88 constellations are added 🔥
Phone explode
Real

