What fuck
#🏠-general
thin surge
so it might have been a misnomer to say "area" because what its actually measuring a radius
lyric coral
I'm going to eat the next scientist I see
thin surge
the farthest point a light source can hit
lyric coral
Nvm fair
thin surge
I'm going to eat the next scientist I see
what a good day not to be a scientist
lyric coral
My digital footprint is not looking pretty
thin surge
better hope a scientiest doesn't get mysteriously cannibalized in your area
lyric coral
The greatest scientist is god 🙏
thin surge
yeah that guy knows about how everything works, he made this shit
and he keeps the secrets from us >:T
lyric coral
Tbf we already fucked it up by gaining a consciousness
thin surge
i didnt ask for this
i think i'd be happier if i were a rock
or maybe a goldfish
instead I have taxes
lyric coral
how so? you'd forget your problems as they happened
Goldfish have a memory of up to 8 months
thin surge
damn the internet lied to me again
robust lion
Yeah the whole 3 second thing is a common misconception
lyric coral
It's because I'll be minding my own business then I'll get the urge to cannibalise my own siblings or some shiz
lyric coral
Also when I kept goldfish they learnt to recognise my face
Man I'd be a morray eel
I could eat all my problems
And once I'm big enough nobody would fuck with me
Nothing else in mind
Eat sting kill hide
thin surge
but what about friendship
robust lion
goldfish is the pinnacle of free will
Trapped in a glass sphere about ten times your size for your whole life
thin surge
Trapped in a glass sphere about ten times your size for your whole life
wild goldfish
lyric coral
but what about friendship
Fuck that I don't have it as a human
thin surge
Fuck that I don't have it as a human
yeah but as a human you have egirls and eboys to fill that void now
who needs friends when you have AI
lyric coral
It's true though
thin surge
one day we'll get the etheys
thin surge
gender is a construct
and I like to destruct
lyric coral
But all I have is
🤫🧏
Fortunately as a Hindu there is a belief that after we DIE if we're not ready for hell or heaven (99.999999999999999% of the time) We get reborn :DD
As an animal:DD
A million times :DD
Before becoming a human again 🥲
But unfortunately modern science has proven that we are most likely to come back as a beetle. Fortunately modern science has proven it's probably not a bad thing.
thin surge
A million times :DD
man owl city prepared me for this i am ready to be reincarnated as a bunch of fireflies
thin surge
But unfortunately modern science has proven that we are most likely to come back...
at least they make good music
i hope i come back as Ringo
lyric coral
You would not believe your knees
If 10 million worker bees
Hoisted my corpse into the sky
🤗
thin surge
are you one of the worker bees
since you are a corpse you'd have been reincarnated then right?
lyric coral
I'd love to be
Probably not as apparently it takes a month
Unless the bees are hoisting my skeleton
We were discussing grades wtf happened
slate turtle
But unfortunately modern science has proven that we are most likely to come back...
Humans are crabs
hearty jay
Fortunately as a Hindu there is a belief that after we DIE if we're not ready fo...
u should read the short story 'egg' by Andy wier
it's a 5 to 10 minute read
robust lion
Oh I know that one
clever beacon
Whar da hell
vocal moth
Why don’t you leave me and my friends alone then
Jesus Christ
you know exactly what
you wouldn’t leave me alone.
You still pestered me
you joined the server, and pestered me and others
This is your fault now
no why
I wouldn’t be scared of someone like you
I see through you
You’re a troll
you’re an internet troll
You claim to be against trolls but you troll people
says you?
we all know that’s a lie
now leave me alone
don’t even try to talk to me
goodbye
I’m crying because I’m laughing too hard
at how you fail to even insult me
“OK KID”
I’m probably older than you
Exactly..
I don’t
Go back to kindergarten
You need it
I’m gonna block you
robust lion
Just a friendly reminder before mods get involved
vocal moth
wdym
you barged into the server and harassed me and other people
because you do that
that’s just what you do…
I really don’t want to get even more crazy
but first off, you’re not the one giving mutual respect
you gave hate
and now you’re trying to blame me
I’m not even mad
what
??
Just leave me alone
Dammit
Is it that hard to understand?
You attacked me in one of the servers I’m in
why would I stand for that
Why would I let that slide
I wouldn’t
robust lion
sigh I’m tired of this
tough marsh
!ban 1162409035883085884 some lost child
robust lion
Oh
balmy troutBOT
Banned barbarousman#0 (Case #2809) (user notified with a direct message)
vocal moth
Thanks man
robust lion
No ping necessary
vocal moth
It’s some UTUBETROLLPOLICE kid
you know them probably
They are so terrible
I mean, look at matpat’s comment section, it’s full of them for some reason
clever beacon
Never heard of them
vocal moth
they claim to be anti-troll but they do the trolling
Some members of it got arrested for many things
clever beacon
So it wasn't online too
vocal moth
UTTP starts flame wars and stuff
clever beacon
Still have no idea about that
vocal moth
They almost act like bots
They act the same
Speak in all caps
they speak nearly the same stuff
They’re bot-like
and they have similar profile pics
It’s always based off of a police officer avatar
clever beacon
Basically a copy paste
clever beacon
Damn
vocal moth
Search it up, you will see a ton of results
clever beacon
Gives me anti furry vibes. Maybe they're the same but hate every community in existance
vocal moth
oh my god he’s in a ||f**cist|| server judging from the picture of the server
Taken from a dm screenshot
clever beacon
oh my god he’s in a ||f**cist|| server judging from the picture of the server
That person is not even 13
clever beacon
Reject
vocal moth
I did
clever beacon
Foreign language roulette
vocal moth
the advertisers are trying to trick you into giving them money
now they’re doing foreign languages to confuse their potential customers
!!
split kernel
The fuck happened here?
signal pebble
Someone got sließened.
split kernel
Gives me anti furry vibes. Maybe they're the same but hate every community in ex...
Wait, what?
signal pebble
Oh. Earlier. I didn't see the train wreck above. Lol I kinda wanna read it all now out of curiosity.
robust lion
Oh. Earlier. I didn't see the train wreck above. Lol I kinda wanna read it all n...
you cant really, since some messages were deleted
signal pebble
I got the gist of it.
terse shuttle
!ban 1162409035883085884 some lost child
Lmfao, "some lost child"
indigo topaz
Lmfao, "some lost child"
lmao
anyways uhh
what happened here
while i wasnt here
indigo topaz
Devs gave away 100000000000 darwinium (real)
lol what
vocal moth
UTTP tried to infiltrate us
split kernel
UTTP? /gen
indigo topaz
lmao ok
lyric coral
What's UTTP
light frigate
Foetuses
little stump
evey C in pacific ocean is pronounced differently
calm ridge
Yo, that's not in time, it's totally another thing but with the same words (for exemple the angles are in ° but it's not a temperature), it's used for coordinate.
So you can know where is a point on the earth
steel idol
indigo topaz
evey C in pacific ocean is pronounced differently
passifik ossean
welp pacific ocean has a same pronunciation
anyways i wanna learn embed
rotund ivy
welp pa**c**ific o**c**ean has a same pronunciation
nuh uh
south igloo
welp pa**c**ific o**c**ean has a same pronunciation
nuh uh
south igloo
lol
hallow pine
welp pa**c**ific o**c**ean has a same pronunciation
puh-SI-fik OW-shun
/pəˈsɪfɪk ˈoʊʃən/
indigo topaz
n-uh-rr-d' 🤓☝️
🤓 - 
- 
wooden spire
indigo topaz
lol
wary rain
Hlo
indigo topaz
hlo
wait what scarlet, you use caps while talking to me but you use lowercases here, hmmmmm
wait scarlet
do you play c2s too????
i didnt know that
weary patrol
decided to recreate the pale blue dot because i was bored
atomic scarab
Join my Kahoot 5328974
calm ridge
Join my Kahoot 5328974
what is this kahoot for ?
history ?
geography ?
cell to singularity ?
I'm a fan of kahoot lol I can't resist 
By the way, everyone need to post something in #visual-art-contest
I want to see more art
calm ridge
By the way, everyone need to post something in <#1211727209325133916>
Also this is cubism, pop art and dadaism, this is easy even if you are bad at drawing
inland berry
Is this the same image for 5 min ?
just listen it, xd
calm ridge
Oh, it was what I thought, I can't right now, maybe in 1 or 2 hour...
And I don't have my headphones.
atomic scarab
what is this kahoot for ?
Oh its done
calm ridge
K
opaque drum
Also this is cubism, pop art and dadaism, this is easy even if you are bad at dr...
i wanna but i keep getting unable to reach the gyatt damn laptop
unique sage
Hello, what code can be used on pc?
calm ridge
idk what are the codes which are avalaible now
did you tried DARWIN and STAYCELLULAR ?
unique sage
y
wooden spire
Fun fact: There's an alternate universe where you are reading this exact same message, and everything else is the exact same too except grass is not pink.
cyan sun
how am i supposed to get darwinium
fast
like i have none but everyone else has like 150
calm ridge
try to don't spend your darwinium(= go on Android or IOS), wait the daily reward, the money event need one darwinium but give 10, also mesosoic valley give a lot of darwinium fast if you are above the 4~5th prestige. Also you can go in #🎭-semblance and do /code, you will see current avalaible codes. You can also buy darwinium in the store (but take care if you don't have a lot of money).
And you can also do art, until 18 march, you can post art in #visual-art-contest , the reward for the 3rd place is 500 darwinium, the 2nd place is 1000 darwinium and the 1st is 2000 darwinium. the 1st place for IA art is 1000 darwinium. You can see the rules at the beginning of this channels, it's not hard and you can get a lot of darwinium.
tepid dove
try to don't spend your darwinium(= go on Android or IOS), wait the daily reward...
What Is the Money event?
calm ridge
an event with money as the main subject
tepid dove
<:logo_money:1045021355466305597> an event with money as the main subject
I haven't It. There Is some requisite to accomplish to have It?
calm ridge
No, you just need to wait for the event
tepid dove
Ah, ok, tnx
Becouse actually I am stucked, I can go over 35 M/s Mtabit production. Restarting the simulation does not help so much. I was hopefull about hit level 15 in mesozoic Valley to unlock snakes... But this haven't helped. I can't grove up with principal simulation.
The next step to boost the simulation Is at 100 T Metabit... Is impossible to reach vith this production
Any suggestions?
robust lion
Banan
calm ridge
Any suggestions?
Buy the giant squid artifact on the logit store. So jellyfish will be the best generator with a very good productivity
Also buy capybara artifact, with it, glires will become the 2nd best generator
Also, try to do a lot of events and mesozoic valley
Also buy perla cretacoa
When you will can
glad tiger
Any suggestions?
Buy the capybara, volcano, and giant squid artifacts. Go through all ranks on mesozoic, the first 50 are hard to get through but once you prestige it gets fast. Also do events
oh and cheat
split kernel
The minions will get that banana!
tepid dove
Buy the capybara, volcano, and giant squid artifacts. Go through all ranks on me...
When you talk about "Prestige" what are meaning for?
Sorry but I am new 🙂
glad tiger
Ok so after you get through 50 ranks in mesozoic, you get to "Prestige".
You dont keep your common cards, BUT you do keep your rare/epic cards and you gain a boost in the valley. A .5 increase. So from 1.00 to 1.50. There are 10 prestiges and as far as i know, there isn't a huge reward for doing all of them. Im on prestige 8 rank 45.
@tepid dove
tepid dove
Ok so after you get through 50 ranks in mesozoic, you get to "Prestige".
You don...
Ok ty 👍
glad tiger
550 ranks in total
There is NOT a prestige system in beyond and as far as i know, they won't be doing one
glad tiger
Ok ty 👍
After the 3rd or 4th prestige it gets fast
Someone went through one entire prestige in just 40 minutes
glad tiger
Do you think there should be a secret achievement for this?
split kernel
yes.
calm ridge
Do you think there should be a secret achievement for this?
The 1st April the lava of the volcano is replaced by water
vocal moth
Real?
signal pebble
The 1st April the lava of the volcano is replaced by water <:dog_laugh:811273391...
Have it shoot out confetti
split kernel
The 1st April the lava of the volcano is replaced by water <:dog_laugh:811273391...
we need this!
terse shuttle
ye
calm ridge
hey
robust lion
yeh
glad tiger
Huh, i havent unlocked it yet
light frigate
🧐🤨
indigo topaz
!hi
light frigate
the beyond is so slow for me and im at rank 6 only
It takes a while 💀
indigo topaz
hi
cyan sun
nah im a f2p guy
light frigate
No!!! Litterlllyyy
I've been playing for a few years and im only on mission 23 I think I've got 4-6 more planets to discover before I complete the area
split kernel
the beyond is so slow for me and im at rank 6 only
Takes a while. But it will pick up speed eventually.
light frigate
Mine is picking up now
Even though the server says I've been playing since 2023, that's just when I found out I could link my account to here
signal pebble
Huh, i havent unlocked it yet
That gas giant rare does not like to drop.
floral pier
guys i need help, is this rizz
opaque drum
infinite rizz
indigo topaz
rizzler in ohio be like:
glad tiger
No way bro got that skibidi gyatt rizz in ohio! Make sure to buckle her shoes and call her a slay queen!
lyric coral
Happy Mar10 day guys!!
signal pebble
So a lot of the orbital periods in beyond are completely wrong. I've been testing them with the real figures.
terse shuttle
So a lot of the orbital periods in beyond are completely wrong. I've been testin...
In the beyond? Yep
signal pebble
Yeah... like idk why they didn't bother to make them more realistic
Kind of disappointed tbh
terse shuttle
They could probably easily mess with the figures to make the values more accurate.
As Tau ceti G wizzes at half the speed of light
signal pebble
I'm just talking our basic solar system. I'm only at neptune.
Our moon takes months to make a single orbit and the earth goes way too fast around the sun.
Seems like the planets go too fast and the moons go too slow
terse shuttle
I'm just talking our basic solar system. I'm only at neptune.
yeah, although there are also other errors around the beyond.
And someone got muted
rip
where is Lanzoor to hate on zepplin when we need em
terse shuttle
yeah, although there are also other errors around the beyond.
Anyways, yeah checked and tau ceti G in beyond, the farthest planet of the tau ceti system, has the shortest orbital period of all the planets while being the farthest of them all.
signal pebble
We should petition them to fix the orbits. I get that size and distance scales need to be off for the sake of gameplay, but there's no reason to have wonky orbital periods.
I didn't check rotations. Will do that next.
terse shuttle
We should petition them to fix the orbits. I get that size and distance scales n...
I would love for the more notable things like tau ceti g and the moons orbital periods to be fixed (along with a few very visible physics problems),
Although the effort they would need to put to fix all bodies is, gonna be taxing. When all they get is the appeal of a few while delaying days or weeks on an event or major update. Doubt they would do that when all they need to do is to make it look appealing to the audiences. And even then, the beyond is not meant to be a 1-1 scale of the solar system.
Idk how easy it would be for them to get in there and mess with the variables in their code, but they might not do it unless it disrupts gameplay in some large manner.
signal pebble
I would love for the more notable things like tau ceti g and the moons orbital p...
Rotations are off too. They go too fast.
signal pebble
I would love for the more notable things like tau ceti g and the moons orbital p...
Well I think they should. Takes away from the whole universe sim aspect. I'll report these things as bugs. Lol
terse shuttle
Well I think they should. Takes away from the whole universe sim aspect. I'll re...
Welp, they gotta break their backs and get digging into their spaghetti code
opaque drum
where is Lanzoor to hate on zepplin when we need em
nuh uh
anyways i'm sending that again istg
terse shuttle
🙄
opaque drum
holy shit i deleted it off my clipboard
eh, whatever
all you need to know is that i won today's nyt connections with only 2 mistakes and i am proud
rotund ivy
Oh shoot, this is an absolute banger
rotund ivy
puh-**SI**-fik OW-**shun**
/pəˈ**s**ɪfɪk ˈoʊ**ʃ**ən/
SI and SH
opaque drum
evey C in pacific ocean is pronounced differently
and all three pronunciations are also the most common for c
i think
calm ridge
Happy Mar10 day guys!!
is there something special on 10 march ?
kindred carbon
Hi
I just won the Bee stuff as top 5 and is the thing in my name the badge?
Cool :V
Ive had this game running dormant in my phone for years and now im starting to play it some
Is the Bee rank thing like Worldwide? Cuz i dont believe i got it
hushed hound
Is the Bee rank thing like Worldwide? Cuz i dont believe i got it
It's based on when you started the event, not everyone together. Still -- congraulations on placing! (:
kindred carbon
It's based on when you started the event, not everyone together. Still -- congra...
Aannhh cool :V
So...whats the Range of the people in 1 competition?
hushed hound
Aannhh cool :V
So...whats the Range of the people in 1 competition?
I'm unsure if its different for everyone or everytime, but I know I can see 15 people on my leaderboard. All of having started around the same time.
kindred carbon
Can you see a name called SirGoodie?
Cuz thats me
hasty oyster
Wow, the pollinators feels so slow shortly after primitive bees
hushed hound
Can you see a name called SirGoodie?
Cuz thats me
I cannot, I started this event 3 days 20 hours ago (:
potent granite
I’m just gonna take that and park it in my harbor
robust lion
Seed?
slate turtle
Seed?
Experimental features on, and this was kind of far from spawn
Seed: 678875332234567
I can give coords tho
Oh ye I found that floating one from a treasure map in another shipwreck not far away
195, 63, -617
Also thats the other shipwreck
Oh ye dont waste time for the sky ship
The treasure part didnt spawn
Bro wot is my luck
1st ship wreck had only food and paper (could be better and worse) 2nd ship wreck didnt even have treasure, treasure chest from map had prismarine shards and wheat I think and now the underwater ruins which gave more wheat and coal
BRO
ANOTHER SHIPWRECK
A map and paper only
Chest in the middle of the ocean
slate turtle
Bro I think I found 2 ocean monuments and anothet shipwreck
Anyhoo break time and time to build custom biomes
woven flume
Can any of you explain me why I am Master level 10 or 9 randomly ? it's obviously a bug because once I reach level 10 I cannot return level 9.
Thx everybldy
calm ridge
Can any of you explain me why I am Master level 10 or 9 randomly ? it's obviousl...
yes it's quite strange, it happen to me too, maybe this system is based on all players progress ?
rough shoal
urban viper
sup
urban viper
Bedrock at its finest
you also play minecraft bedrock?
drowsy path
How do I get to 13/13?
blazing zodiac
rocky torrent
CHAT, LOOK AT HOW SPECTACULAR MY PANCAKES ARE!!!!
vale halo
how am i supposed to get 50 qa metabits for neutrino converter
toxic wren
scenic quest
plain turtle
Lost my save data
glad tiger
L
broken aurora
Who wants TFG to come back
glad tiger
Who wants a new roadmap
slate turtle
you also play minecraft bedrock?
Ye imagine having a pc
tranquil hatch
Hi
calm ridge
Hi
robust lion
Who wants TFG to come back
What’s that
lyric coral
What’s that
Two fucking grapes
calm ridge
It's ||BEAGLE||
deft spire
Looks like a visual bug
deft spire
how am i supposed to get 50 qa metabits for neutrino converter
By grinding for few months
Possible but honestly not worth it
potent granite
Someone explain to me what’s happening? I had the teeth and stuff and went to check, and sharks appeared, but I can’t buy shark, or the leopard shark there
next gust
Someone explain to me what’s happening? I had the teeth and stuff and went to ch...
The sharks are the last daily log in reward so you get one every 14 days.
gilded mason
Yo shouldn’t I be in this game?
sinful holly
abstract moat
You guys think this is possible?
ebon ferry
maybe
opaque drum
You guys think this is possible?
no gyatting way
wooden spire
Leave him with his toy >:(
zenith surge
robust lion
Dev council 👀
outer tapir
2000!?
outer tapir
That's a lot, maybe even too much but it's a good reward.
Also, I entered the third prestige 2 days ago and I'm already at rank 26.
outer tapir
Can anyone help me with the two secret achievements added in the bronze age update? Then I have all the achievements in the primary simulation.
outer tapir
yeah by the time you get 3 to 4, it gets really fast
The problem is all the clicking I have to do. That will slow me down more than anything else.
sacred dock
Hello. I'm new on that server. How are you?
outer tapir
outer tapir
Hello. I'm new on that server. How are you?
I'm good.
deft spire
Hello. I'm new on that server. How are you?
Hey, welcome! I'm good, how about you?
robust lion
(plz mods dont murder me its not self promotion im helping this person out)
sacred dock
Hey, welcome! I'm good, how about you?
I'm feel normal. As always.
deft spire
That's good
sacred dock
https://youtu.be/Fu60bSgHI0I?si=Ukbnad2y56iIecw7
I have 103 logit points and I'm collecting them for the pyramids.
deft spire
I suggest you to buy extinction artifact
It's (in my opinion of course) the best artifact in logit shop
outer tapir
(plz mods dont murder me its not self promotion im helping this person out)
Thank you. I got the mummy one now without the video.
sacred dock
I suggest you to buy extinction artifact
I already have that.
outer tapir
Also, when I saw those three icons for art (One of them being that soup one) I was thinking it would become an event. Nice.
deft spire
I already have that.
How about capybara or giant squid? they're next best ones
deft spire
Honestly everything is pinned
All guides, there's also the semblance bot which have most of the info
outer tapir
we should make a collaborative document as a guide for ne wplayers
Maybe. Though a lot of help is already on the internet.
robust lion
i know
deft spire
Yeah, exactly
robust lion
but its so tiring saying the same things over and over
deft spire
Making a document would be literally like making a more understandable version of wiki
robust lion
🤔
deft spire
Personally i don't like using wiki since there's too much to click and scroll to find something you want
sacred dock
I don't have these artifacts:
deft spire
I'd say you could buy "udomowienie kotów/psów" for secrets achievements
And after that, the piramids
sacred dock
I know.
sacred dock
I'd say you could buy "udomowienie kotów/psów" for secrets achievements
And rainbow flatworms.
deft spire
Yep
outer tapir
I don't have these artifacts:
I have all the artifacts. It's going to take like 1000 bits for all of them. But the pyramids and gardens are the best probably.
deft spire
All those that are left won't do much in terms of boosting your production so yeah
sacred dock
For how long are you playing this game?
robust lion
Years
robust lion
Wait quarter are you max in beyond?
sacred dock
I've played since 2021.
sacred dock
But I'm.
deft spire
Like 2 years now for me
Hmm, actually i think i played for like 3 years
sacred dock
I did this three days ago.
deft spire
Hmm, actually i think i played for like 3 years
Considering i rejoined at the beginning of 2022 after being kicked by a bot after being on the server for quite a while
sacred dock
Do you have secret Dodo achievement?
deft spire
Yep
I'm waiting for something that will make me play the game again normally, not with breaks for few weeks
robust lion
Wait you were kicked by a bot?
deft spire
Yep lol
deft spire
Back then "time cheating" or "time travelling" were a banned words
robust lion
Oh lol
sacred dock
Interesting.
sacred dock
No.
I must wait to next halloween.
Heh.
I remember when I saw beyond simulation for the first time without spoilers. Same with the mezozoic simulation. Fantastic Experience.
deft spire
The opening of beyond was really fun
velvet socket
I remember when I saw beyond simulation for the first time without spoilers. Sam...
trueee
deft spire
Sadly i wasn't there when meso was first introduced so i dont know how good that event was
robust lion
Sadly i wasn't there when meso was first introduced so i dont know how good that...
from what ive heard, it was the same (minus the discord event)
just click the thing a few millions times
signal pebble
I remember when I saw beyond simulation for the first time without spoilers. Sam...
I started playing less than 2 weeks ago. 
deft spire
from what ive heard, it was the same (minus the discord event)
I see
the first introduction of limited time events was also cool
So much messages on discord
(And a bug at the beginning lol)
sacred dock
First limited time event was about money, right?
deft spire
Nope, it was james webb
robust lion
money was 5
velvet socket
btw i have a question- im at rank 50 in meso and i know that its good to buy diamond geode but i dont have darwinium, should i wait until i have it or should i reset and have prestige?
sacred dock
So I wasn't active for a long time.
sacred dock
btw i have a question- im at rank 50 in meso and i know that its good to buy dia...
Reset. You'll lost basic cards.
deft spire
btw i have a question- im at rank 50 in meso and i know that its good to buy dia...
Hmm, if you're not close to 100 darwinium, reset
velvet socket
okay thx
deft spire
Reset. You'll lost basic cards.
Still, it's good to open a diamond geode on rank 50 for rare and epic cards
sacred dock
Yes, that's true.
deft spire
Also for additional mutagen
glad tiger
Im waiting to open them on the final final rank
sacred dock
Right.
glad tiger
550/prestige 10 rank 50
deft spire
5|50?
glad tiger
you can open as many as you want on 5|50 🤠
Im talking about 10|50
deft spire
Not 10|50?
deft spire
lol
robust lion
🤦♂️
glad tiger
Theres 550 ranks
sacred dock
Not yet.
deft spire
Happens even to the best
sacred dock
Have you reached singularity in two minutes?
deft spire
Yep
glad tiger
Yep
velvet socket
Have you reached singularity in two minutes?
yep
deft spire
Not that hard if you know what you're doing
robust lion
yup
deft spire
You need to remember the path and those long connections
And use nanobots on buy mode
deft spire
I hope you'll make it
glad tiger
Fun fact: there's a tree that is taller than the saturn V
sacred dock
Breathtaking fun fact.
sacred dock
And use nanobots on buy mode
Or retrobots, beebots and catbots.
sacred dock
Me too.
calm ridge
I never saw this video but I think that if I watch it, I will feel so insignificant...
slender knot
Hi
velvet socket
Hello
sacred dock
Hello my friend.
stiff peak
i like cells and singulartity
deft spire
That's good
stiff peak
i wanted to get 2 cubes for x2 speed and stuff
deft spire
i like cells and singulartity
You too, welcome on the server!
feral kraken
Hiii
slate turtle
Im making a Minecraft fanmade update/mod called Ancient Structures (if u have a better name then say xd) also I cant actually code it in bc I dont have a pc
deft spire
Woah, so many new people who actually talks
slate turtle
Im making a Minecraft fanmade update/mod called ***Ancient Structures*** (if u h...
Yes it has loot, this is the more common structure u can find in the long abandoned mudbrick village, this house only has sus gravel
sacred dock
Im making a Minecraft fanmade update/mod called ***Ancient Structures*** (if u h...
Keep it going!
slate turtle
Ty bro
Making the next house rn
Yes u can critisise me
Building no.2
loot are bones, sticks, iron nuggets, charcoal and the rarer loot could be an iron ingot or copper ingot
Probobaly gonna think of more but this seems fine for now
Oh ye and string for the more common loot
This "village" can have from 1 to 3 houses, like the tiny tribes/communities that our neothlic ancestors lived in (neothlic bc thats when they started to build proper houses/huts)
This mudbrick variant can be found in swamps, mangroove forests and any river bank
@inland berry pst Im pinging u since SirH is on holiday, can I have thread for this pls 👉👈
Thats like the 10th thread now but ye, makes #🏠-general a bit cleaner
inland berry
<@651370672911679498> pst Im pinging u since SirH is on holiday, can I have thre...
a thread about minecraft?
slate turtle
Ye
inland berry
yes, why not
inland berry
Minecraft
slate turtle
Ty again
crystal lava
Heya, just started playing today, am loving the way the game plays, and especially looks. Is there no IAP’s for things like skip able ads?
robust lion
no
outer tapir
Do you have secret Dodo achievement?
The spookiest achievement?
outer tapir
For how long are you playing this game?
I started back on my Amazon fire in July 2020 when the final vote of the mesozoic valley was happening. I started the phone save 1 or 2 years ago but did not touch it for over a year to focus on the save on my Samsung tablet after the fire refused to charge anymore. The Samsung lost all its game data in a softlock glitch from restarting the primary simulation and so the last one was the phone. I think I had beyond rank 3 and (0 prestige) 20 ranks in the Valley when I started playing again. Now I'm here, the farthest I ever have been.
sacred dock
The spookiest achievement?
Yes.
opaque drum
how to prevent procrastination
little stump
how to prevent procrastination
dont be lazy ig
opaque drum
eh i'll do that later
little stump
eh i'll do that later
yes
potent granite
hi everyone nice to meet you :) i’m lulu and i’m new to this server. have been playing cells to singularity for quite a while now and thought it’d be nice to discuss the game with other players
lyric coral
hi everyone nice to meet you :) i’m lulu and i’m new to this server. have been p...
Hi! Welcome to hell! (jk how are ya?)
potent granite
hahaha i’m good i’m good how are u?
potent granite
oh no :(( why!?
potent granite
...
i’m master 7 and rebooted the simulation around 16 times, have 2x prestige at mesozoic valley and just finished lvl 23 of beyond :))
potent granite
i started in 2023 actually!
my friend introduced me to it and ever since i’ve been hooked. i love how informative it is
potent granite
Wow that's pretty far!
also thank you!
lyric coral
i started in 2023 actually!
....then how are you so far in already 😭
It took me a YEAR to prestige once in meso 😭
potent granite
....then how are you so far in already 😭
after a while the game just became a coping mechanism for boredom and stress 😭😭😭
tough marsh
Skill issue
tough marsh
after a while the game just became a coping mechanism for boredom and stress 😭�...
Oh no :(
potent granite
oh it’s okay though, hey atleast it’s a healthy coping mechanism!
i can be like “yay unlocked crab nebula” instead of “mmmm this joint hits so good”
tough marsh
It's nice to hear it helps but I hope you're doing alright!
tough marsh
i can be like “yay unlocked crab nebula” instead of “mmmm this joint hits so goo...
LMAO
potent granite
i am, thank you so much for asking 🫶
but at the same time it’s finals season for me and i’m definitely nervous about that
tough marsh
I'm sure you'll do great at your finals!
potent granite
thank you, i hope so 🥹
frigid birch
I'm sure you'll do great at your finals!
hello. can u help in #✨-booster-chat
cant ping devs (
lyric coral
after a while the game just became a coping mechanism for boredom and stress 😭�...
Same but make it 6 months ago 😂
So I'm not crazy, meso is actually fast when you grind 😂
potent granite
How was your day?
my day was good how was yours?
sacred dock
Also good.
Minutes ago I discovered that the sharks are eating fishes and they are bleeding.
Such a good detail.
potent granite
potent granite
Minutes ago I discovered that the sharks are eating fishes and they are bleeding...
Omg wait they do now
epix
subtle igloo
no u
robust lion
hello. can u help in <#800981350714834964>
No access? 👀
Oh wait that’s probably the booster only channel
calm ridge
Yes I guess
potent granite
Minutes ago I discovered that the sharks are eating fishes and they are bleeding...
made me so sad
nimble hinge
Hey, is there a place online where I can see the rank multipliers for Beyond?
I just want to see what the multipliers are for each generator rank.
robust lion
Each rank gives an x3 multiplier
So x3 for rank 1, x9 for rank 2, x27 for rank 3, and so on
nimble hinge
So doing that math, yeah, the rank would be equal to the exponent.
So like lvl 9 would be 3⁹ = 19,683
Ok, that makes sense. Thanks!
spring urchin
bruh what is this roblox shi
lost flower
bruh what is this roblox shi
Its trash
opaque drum
fun fact: that game is official
potent granite
fun fact: that game is official
no way 😭
potent granite
Guys
Drugs are bad 🗣️Sometimes
Some drugs are good
Just use drugs properly 🗣️
rotund ivy
facts
opaque drum
bro had to put the 'sometimes' in there for the extra inoffensive points
languid heart
Yep
inland berry
please, don't randomly ping SirH, he is on vacation
pale bay
my computer crashed i dont know what happened to my beta event, its gone
i dont remember where i found the keyword for beta
nevermind i found it
tough marsh
Hi
sacred dock
Hmm.
deft spire
I smell problems
split bison
tough marsh
Don't bring issues from other places lol
sick wharf
Is there a way to earn Darwinium through the events? I noticed the currency event allows you to fill the vaults with money and seems to give you a prize of darwinium if you complete it. Do all the events have things like this? I know they all have the Darwinium icon with the arrows expanding outward. Didn't know if I was overthinking it and maybe that was a one event thing that happens or if I'm missing something here with the events.
deft spire
Only one event awards you with darwinium now
lyric coral
Is there a way to earn Darwinium through the events? I noticed the currency even...
No unfortunately not
deft spire
And it's the money event
lyric coral
The one with the vaults^
sick wharf
Ah. Good to know. Thanks friends.
lyric coral
Np!
deft spire
Np
sick wharf
puts tea pot down and stops shaking it violently
split kernel
Money event when?
lyric coral
Money event when?
Train for 500 years
deft spire
*puts tea pot down and stops shaking it violently*
Thank god you left the poor tea pot alone
lyric coral
I can already picture this pan torturing the poor teapot for hours on end before thinking "maybe this is the wrong approach 🤔"
*man
FELLLASSS TEEHEEEHEEEHEEE TOMORROW IS WHEN WE CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF JULEUS CEASER 🤩🤩
🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️
lyric coral
I better not see any sort of sussy stuff
Fellas, today I have decided I like women even more. I am attracted to women. Very attracted to women. Especially after seeing whatever the fuck that was.
What were the chances 😭
tough marsh
What were the chances 😭
that is top tier art, blaisei :D
lyric coral
that is top tier art, blaisei :D
Thanks! Made it for the competition so I spent 3 days on it instead of 1 😄
tough marsh
daaang, nice!
lyric coral
The things I would do for purple cubes and fame 🙏
lyric coral
daaang, nice!
Btw how is your vacation going??
tough marsh
Btw how is your vacation going??
it's going great! my ankles are also dying cause I've been walking so much
lyric coral
Lmao that happens on vacation,
My final exams are over so now I'm bing chilling (not for long though the next year's studies are already upon me)
tough marsh
My final exams are over so now I'm bing chilling (not for long though the next y...
that's great to hear!
abstract moat
I probably won't win this contest
lyric coral
I probably won't win this contest
Nor would I but that doesn't matter 🙂
What matters is MONEY MONEY MONEY
jk
What matters is I get to draw a dinosaur holding two cocktails 🍸🍸
deft spire
I probably won't win this contest
I never have the motivation to actually contribute to the contests
Like with the plants/insects trees, i started making it and stopped shortly after
lyric coral
I never have the motivation to actually contribute to the contests
Like with the...
Next time I'm forcing you to participate
signal pebble
Is AI art against the rules? I'm lazy. 
abstract moat
no
signal pebble
Really? That's surprising.
deft spire
It's a diffrent category though
And you need to clearly state that it was made using ai
deft spire
DARWIN
STAYCELLULAR
MASTERPIECE
glossy cradle
Thx
deft spire
That's every active code
robust lion
Guys I found Cygnus X-1 in my game lol
abstract moat
fr?
potent granite
I love cat roleplaying on scratch
I'm also a dumbass
🗣️🗣️🗣️
I'm fr learning how to code on Java Script
tough marsh
good starting language
terse shuttle
I'm fr learning how to code on Java Script
at school or personally?
ebon ferry
what is the game called
robust lion
My game?
ebon ferry
yea
robust lion
Project Ω (Omega)
ebon ferry
ok
robust lion
This is the latest version https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/953478398/
quaint gyro
Can i have code?
potent granite
at school or personally?
For school
terse shuttle
Ah
potent granite
And them I'm gonna practice Python
they have us switch up what progamming language we use after not too long
terse shuttle
they have us switch up what progamming language we use after not too long
Thats a lot different than what I learned from my class. We focus on one language, then cram for a major exam
glad tiger
hi guys
terse shuttle
ello
opaque drum
ok so i got an idea for #visual-art-contest
considering the cubism art stuff aren't... well, truly cubist
it's more like art but then you cut it up into parts
iirc, cubism is more than just that
it's, like, different perspectives of the same object spliced into one
so i'm gonna do that i guess
seems simple enough; find like 5 eukaryotic cells images online, draw over them, put parts of them into one cell-looking image
i'll do that tomorrow because procastination is rizzy
sudden maple
Hello
lyric coral
I am attracted to women thanks. I don't need discount Bucky Barnes.
And I'm ESPECIALLY not a fujoshi.
Now please talk of something age appropriate, people's mothers use this discord server 🙏
rapid ocean
I finally took a new space photo of a comet this time
lyric coral
I finally took a new space photo of a comet this time
That's so cool!
sterile onyx
Quadragintillion is Qag
little stump
Quadragintillion is Qag
Send this man to #💬-beta-chat
opaque drum
Quadragintillion is Qag
yo what's that
lyric coral
Happy Ides of March!!
tough marsh
!ban 851803979914805328 wow, it really didn't take you long to be weird af here too
balmy troutBOT
Banned moderator.ts#0 (Case #2827) (user notified with a direct message)
tough marsh
@split bison lol
split bison
Amazing
tough marsh
Why was I pinged here
he replied to you with 'skill issue', that's all, but I banned him for the weird thing he was telling you
from earlier
lyric coral
he replied to you with 'skill issue', that's all, but I banned him for the weird...
discount Bucky Barnes?
Oh yeah that. I was wondering why he wasn't getting muted at least
Also, change of topic,
I had completely forgotten the Ides of March but set my status to a dagger for no reason at all
Now I know it was PERFECT.
tough marsh
Ides of March?
tough marsh
no, I don't
lyric coral
You're like my mom fr 😭
Okay another hint: "Et tu Brutus?"
NO????
Now?
IM EVEN MAKING A REFERENCE TO A WELL KNOWN ANIME COME ON
tough marsh
I don't even watch jojo lmao
tough marsh
Okay another hint: "Et tu Brutus?"
still no
lyric coral
Aw I put this ugly man here for nothing
Okay here's another hint: THIS BISH BURNT THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA so he had it coming ┐(´ー｀)┌
tough marsh
nope
tough marsh
does this have something to do with Julius Caesar or?
tough marsh
oh, assassination
tough marsh
lmfao
opaque drum
honestly whoever was the standardization organization people was should've made the meter defined as exactly 1/300000000 the speed of light
tough marsh
🗡️🗡️🗡️🥗🗡️🗡️🗡️
tbh, when I saw this, I instantly was gonna say the assassination of julius caesar but my brain was overthinking it and was like, "how does a salad represent julius caesar"
opaque drum
caesar salad!!1!!1
tough marsh
honestly whoever was the standardization organization people was should've made ...
yes
tough marsh
LMAO
tough marsh
caesar salad!!1!!1
yeah, I had a brain fart, okay? smh
tough marsh
lol
potent granite
IM EVEN MAKING A REFERENCE TO A WELL KNOWN ANIME COME ON
i love jjba!!
little jotaro
tardy lynx
Lil jojo
kindred carbon
🐓
split kernel
i mean i discovered caesar salad only a year ago
I saw a video on FB where a guy literally asked if he looked like a cow from ceaser salad.
opaque drum
i've been seeing c2s 2019 memes and i keep seeing this "250 martian cities" thing related to time skipping
wtf
split kernel
the guy also had a son and literally said: "don't answer that you!" cause he knew his son would roast him good for that!
It was hilarious as hell!
pearl flame
hai guys
last echo
that shouldnt do that i think
calm ridge
Yes maybe it's a visual bug
tough marsh
i've been seeing c2s 2019 memes and i keep seeing this "250 martian cities" thin...
back then, 250 martian cities was considered impossible
cosmic fjord
rose dew
that shouldnt do that i think
You have quadrillions of entropy 😬😬
rotund ivy
beware the eyes of marge
robust lion
You have quadrillions of entropy 😬😬
*stardust
potent granite
I wish i were Giganotosaurus
rugged mist
the fact that lemons werent naturally occuring until discovery freaks me out cos wdym lemons r genetic mistakes in the citrus family
opaque drum
back then, 250 martian cities was considered impossible
so like did some known person sent a screenshot with 250 martian cities?
because that seems like a very random thing to point out ('that' bring the fact that 250 martian cities being impossible)
stable sphinx
so like did some known person sent a screenshot with 250 martian cities?
Think the "250 Martian Cities being impossible back then" answer was a reply to your message about the c2s 2019 memes.
potent granite
I wish i were a bird
lyric coral
Oh my gah!!
regal spear
I wish i were a bird
Would I be so serious if my feet could leave the dirt?
potent granite
Oh my gah!!
Osaka fr
regal spear
It’s a gift and a curse
potent granite
Oh wait no I’m just dumb
Your evolution
You evolved from a human to a dumb human !!
tough marsh
so like did some known person sent a screenshot with 250 martian cities?
More like majority of users didn't have it so whenever someone would show they had it, it was either they were one of the very very few who reached it or they time skipped
lyric coral
More like majority of users didn't have it so whenever someone would show they h...
It's like the people with the gorillas when I came? Like if anyone had a gorilla or some red eyes monkey mods would IMMEDIATELY know it was a cheater and revoke their roles?
tough marsh
lmao yes
potent granite
who is cells singulatiry
I am i
wooden spire
Who up celling to they singularity
opaque drum
It's like the people with the gorillas when I came? Like if anyone had a gorilla...
is this some ancient form of the red question mark
lyric coral
is this some ancient form of the red question mark
It's around the same time as the question mark.
opaque drum
well then
potent granite
Who up celling to they singularity
Me brotha
opaque drum
i'll do that tomorrow because procastination is rizzy
yeah sooo that's not happening
procastination is evil
potent granite
procastination is evil
Evolution when ?
split kernel
never.
signal pebble
I'm devolving. 
potent granite
https://tenor.com/view/neva-never-marc-homealone-youcantstopme-gif-9816521
6th major extinction when ?
potent granite
Because prokaryotes are cuter than eukaryotes.
You should not discriminate
signal pebble
You should not discriminate
But I do. I do. 
potent granite
But I do. I do. <:bear_smile:811273373891690546>
I hope you get wrecked in 6th mass extinction soon !!
signal pebble
I hope you get wrecked in 6th mass extinction soon !!
Prokaryotes always win.
Damnit I mistyped.
potent granite
Damnit I mistyped.
That was your fate not a miss type
signal pebble
Lies
signal pebble
Team prokaryote is best
split kernel
signal pebble
I am so sleepy.
last echo
i really wish getting Saturn didnt take an entire week
signal pebble
i really wish getting Saturn didnt take an entire week
Unlocking saturn in the beyond?
last echo
yeah
signal pebble
It doesn't take a week
last echo
ive been in this episode for a whole week and just got it
well maybe for you it didnt but still making trillions of stardust which is like nothing at where i am
last echo
so pay to win?
signal pebble
well maybe for you it didnt but still making trillions of stardust which is like...
Do you have the 4x boost?
split kernel
Including pioneer 1 that boots gas giants.
split kernel
so pay to win?
Where did I say pay to win. There's literally a boost that you can watch ads to enable.
last echo
im on pc.
last echo
yeah but i can use an autoclicker on pc so mehhhhhh
stable sphinx
The Comets flying about from time to time in Beyond isn't p2w. All Beyond comets can be claimed for free. or 1 dwarvinium for a 4x boost.
signal pebble
im on pc.
Also for constellations, scorpio and gemini are best to first unlock
Wait, on pc can you not get the 4x boost passive income?
Since it requires ads?
stable sphinx
Wait, on pc can you not get the 4x boost passive income?
steam version requires dwarvinium for 2x/4x boosts for 4h.
last echo
yeah
last echo
The Comets flying about from time to time in Beyond isn't p2w. All Beyond comets...
aaaaand that needs having the game in front of everything at all times
i have one monitor
yeah they'll be there when im doing stuff but they arent that much of a difference
last echo
Also for constellations, scorpio and gemini are best to first unlock
oh
whoops
signal pebble
So basically pc is a major disadvantage
last echo
ohhhh so thats why everyone else can finish the exploration events and im only like halfway through
this is a well balanced game.
signal pebble
Not having the passive 4x boost or ability to double idle revenue without spending darwinium is an absolute deal breaker
stable sphinx
So basically pc is a major disadvantage
PC Steam version has ONE advantage over IOS and ANDROID tho.
Gaming equipment, such as autoclickers.
signal pebble
PC Steam version has ONE advantage over IOS and ANDROID tho.
Gaming equipment, s...
Still probably losing more than gaining
stable sphinx
True. Apart from sleeping hours.
Set the auto-click about ½ inch right of the "News" icon and at the bottom edge line. thus it will claim all flying objects that are free, and flying at that spot, and auto-click all night long.
last echo
i should probably stop turning my pc off at night then
signal pebble
Is there no way you could play it on mobile?
last echo
what if i said i dont really want to
stable sphinx
Auto-click area.
signal pebble
That's fair. But if you're taking a week to unlock saturn, the beyond gets way, way, way longer.
last echo
ah.
stable sphinx
If a "currency booster" gets hit and the mouse is inside the circle.
If free boost, it just gets claimed.
If paid boost, it clicks the "skip" option and lets it fly by.
stable sphinx
If a "currency booster" gets hit and the mouse is inside the circle.
If free boo...
Forgot to mention one slight detail.
For that specific area to work. You'll need to have the left side tab open.
stable sphinx
A Viking among us.
twin trench
yes