🏠-general

[signal pebble]

Yeah, I much prefer the realistic mars skin.

[abstract moat]

fr

[deft spire]

Type / and then there should pop up different suggestions for slash commands, add "game" and there you should have the command for semblance "/game play"

[solemn sinew]

Domain expansion?

[remote cradle]

Guys

Till what time does the beta MSG come after like application

[potent granite]

Does anyone have an image of a fully complete reality engine? If it’s even possible?

[sonic sequoia]

I'm stuck on the last one which requires 5 e16

[sonic sequoia]

It's possible

[wet stag]

FINALLY

[signal pebble]

Getting to the singularity in under 2 mins is going to be a pain in the arse, isn't it?

[lyric coral]

It was pretty easy before the civilization update. Now you have to memorize the new path... Ugh...

[signal pebble]

It actually shouldn't be bad, you can just spam the quick upgrade menu (lightbulb tab).

That changes everything. Lol

[lyric coral]

Not with all the new trophys lmao

I use nanobots, it helps a bit

And it was what I used to get my badge before the update...

[signal pebble]

I got 3 mins with memorization route, the biggies are nervous system, mitosis, writing, morphine, iron weapons, math, astrolabe branches

Everything else is straightforward

I think with upgrade spam instead it will be easier. Brute force aproach.

[lyric coral]

Hm,

[signal pebble]

I just need simulation speed fast enough to make it work, only on sim 4 rn.

[lyric coral]

Oh! Then you're doing alright

With enough practice you'll get it quick, though can I give a word of advice?

[signal pebble]

I took my time with the early one to build up a big multiplier so I'm at 230x speed rn

[signal pebble]

Ofc, that's why I'm here. Lol

[lyric coral]

Reset the sim only after you can afford the next Metabit upgrade

Otherwise your work will go to waste

A lot of people ignore this

[signal pebble]

Yeah, that's a given.

And sim speed is most important upgrade

[lyric coral]

Mhm

Also get value sort, I think you already did but it's worth it

[signal pebble]

I did, was cheap

[lyric coral]

Oh

Cause I was an idiom and didn't get it till much later

**idiot

[signal pebble]

I'm doing so well because i actually started this game a week ago and restarted because i hated that mars was terraformed in beyond, so I'm purposefully skipping that achievement to keep realistic mars skin.

I was early enough in the game that it didn't matter

So I know what to do this time. 😏

[opal otter]

I finished my first event today 😁

[lyric coral]

Hip hop hooray 🎉

[signal pebble]

I actually haven't tried an event yet

[lyric coral]

DUDE

Try it.

[signal pebble]

There's so much to do in main game lol

[lyric coral]

OMG the logit prizes are op TRY ITTT

like fr

[signal pebble]

[lyric coral]

It was not there when I started c2s

[lyric coral]

👴when I was your progress in c2s there were no limited time events. People would afk for years

[signal pebble]

My engine rn

The right side isn't as important

[lyric coral]

Nano buyer can help with runs

Yeah right side sucks

[signal pebble]

I don't need it tbh, I watched a youtube vid of someone getting a 1:48 run with just upgrade menu spam

They even fumbled a bit and made it.

[lyric coral]

I can assure you that was before the update

[signal pebble]

I just need fast sim speed so i have everything instantly ready to buy

[signal pebble]

Hmm

[lyric coral]

Mhm, so you're going to have to unlock all the glitches

Feliforms caniform WHALE

[signal pebble]

I have those.

And stonehenge ziggurat etc.

They only are a few M metabits, i have over a billion. Lol

The feliform i don't have

That's the most expensive

[lyric coral]

Feliforms will give a huge boost

[lyric coral]

😂

[signal pebble]

Yeah, I got 3 min singularity this sim after failing an initial attempt sim 3 because i didn't know the trees, but after i build up this sim and reset it I'm going to try the menu spam strat

[lyric coral]

2 seconds faster than the video yoooo

[signal pebble]

Niiice

[lyric coral]

Nanobots win

[signal pebble]

I don't want them because they will unlock terraform mars

[lyric coral]

Dw they will disappear after a minute

[signal pebble]

Which is why i deleted my save in the first place.

[lyric coral]

Before they unlock the terraformed mars

[signal pebble]

I know how they work, i bought them last time.

I don't think i need them. Just fast fingahs.

[lyric coral]

I know how they work better. I've been using them since 2020.

[signal pebble]

Imma try it with just the menu and spam tapping, if it fails miserably I'll try a new strat.

[lyric coral]

(I love how I can flex being a degenerate here)

I think there's a video on YouTube where I got the 1.46 speedrun, lemme check...

https://youtu.be/tvyY_fLEN64?si=BCNOs3zp8_dhZZ0O

Upto about 1.52 is the speedrun, after that I completed that year's Halloween event

bE sURe tO hIt tHaT sU- <banned>

But srsly here u go, proof that nanobots are superior

[signal pebble]

Dodo event?

This game must have a lot more in it than meets the eye if people have been playing since 2020. Lol

[lyric coral]

Yep, happens every helloween

[signal pebble]

Cool beans

[lyric coral]

It started from 2022 tho

After the new civilization updates the nanobots only carry upto atomic age if ur fast enough

[signal pebble]

So for beyond, i am upgrading gemini first, then plan to do scorpio. Is that a good strat?

[lyric coral]

I always start with Aries because is tiny

[signal pebble]

I don't think i need them tbh.

[lyric coral]

(everyone does that)

[signal pebble]

Yeah but research boost is crazy good.

And scorpio buffs everything. Lol

[lyric coral]

True,

I can't give an educated guess on the constellations

I'd just say invest according to ur rank

[signal pebble]

Speaking of which, I need to collect stuff, brb

[lyric coral]

K

Bruh just tried and only got 2.55 cause the nanobots act so stupid now wtf

Like BROTHER I AM NOT TRYING TO BUY SNAKES STOP

[lime solar]

maybe meso phase 2 in future? at moment they are focusing on beyond phase 2

[rapid venture]

pie

[cloud lance]

Hey what does beyond jump do again?

[robust lion]

a beta only feature that lets you replay past beyond episodes

[cloud lance]

Oh so it has no impact on your game? It doesn't speed up your simulation or anything?

My beyond simulation is barely moving.

[hallow pine]

Not me thanos snapping random traits

[potent granite]

Bro, the speed that this game moves blows me away

[cloud lance]

In a bad or good way? Be

[potent granite]

Literally hours ago I was concerned about how slow I was making megabits, had like 12, I’m currently looking at 400+ and making entropy and ideas at speeds I didn’t even realize I could do

Good

Very good

Love this game ❤️

[lyric coral]

Yeah that's how the addiction starts

[cloud lance]

Because all my simulations moving at lightspeed except Beyond

[robust lion]

ironic

[lyric coral]

Beyond moves the fastest but the upgrades are costlier

[potent granite]

I’ve been playing for a few weeks now, only today reached singularity for the second time

[lyric coral]

So it's balanced

[cloud lance]

oh yea. Best part is that it has no offline limit

[potent granite]

That’s the best part

[robust lion]

wait some games have that??

[hallow pine]

Honestly for me mezo is the slowest

[potent granite]

I hate micro transactions that you have to pay to extend offline run time

[hallow pine]

Capitalism at its finest

[robust lion]

thats terrible! 😲

[potent granite]

No kidding

This game makes its events fun because of that, and also how detailed they are

[cloud lance]

Yea I'm slowly waiting for enough to rank up these things so I can progress

[potent granite]

I can put my 30 hour timer on with 4x boost and go to bed, wake up, extend it, and be good to go through my day

[cloud lance]

Also. To the person who placed first in the new event while I was sleeping. I will find you.

[potent granite]

I came second place in my standings

The guy ahead took one day, it took me one day and sixteen hours

[robust lion]

oof 18 is the slowest in the game

[cloud lance]

This is the only game I've played without. It originally had one too if I remember correctly. The limits are usually 2 or 4 hours.

[robust lion]

oof

[cloud lance]

Well that explains it. I need to get past this then, because this ain't it.

[lyric coral]

Yeah as someone who enjoys idle games I have to face that

Most other top games are like, you gotta pay for more than 2 HOURS of idle earning

Like it isn't even an idle game at that point!!

[robust lion]

keep beta onyl content in #💬-beta-chat

[lyric coral]

You think you have it bad? Where I'm from events start at 9.30 pm, so if someone from the west and I start at the same time they will always end up finishing before me.

[cloud lance]

My bad. I've never actually used the server before.

[cloud lance]

It's better to just actively play the game. I hate those ones that don't even give you a way to actively earn without paying while in game. Like with how you can tap to gain in cells.

[potent granite]

Real quick, is the tshirts you can buy with the game logo good quality?

[lyric coral]

I already know which game ur talking about. Cats and soup.

[robust lion]

wait theres t shirts???

[lyric coral]

The bloody game claims to be an aesthetic but the only way to progress is by watching dozens of adds every 2 hours

[cloud lance]

I'm not sure what time mine started, but I was in first before I went to bed and when I woke up I was in second cause someone came and completed theirs while I slept.

[potent granite]

They have merchandise yes

And I’m considering a tshirt, but I don’t know how good they are

[lyric coral]

Are you sure it's c2s merch and not some guy ripping off c2s

[cloud lance]

Never heard of it. But I was talking about them all lol. There's a reason I only ever come back to cells. And have over 100 hours invested. And today I finally spent my first dollar.

[lyric coral]

I've never had to spend a single dollar. I just gave like, 10 minutes a day on most days and voila. 4 years later I'm a pro. No p2w shizo

[potent granite]

The link was straight from the game

[lyric coral]

but believe me supporting the devs is always a good idea 😄

[potent granite]

Absolutely

[lyric coral]

Ohdang

Well I don't have the shit so idk

[potent granite]

Just click the merch button

[lyric coral]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cat-dance-cat-cat-meme-chinese-cat-gif-12629347036627000898

[potent granite]

So, silly question considering the motto, but is there an actual end to the game? Like I figured it would be after the singularity, and obviously, there is a percentage bar, so you eventually could 100% the game, but for primary, how far does it go?

[cloud lance]

Only did because I wanted a few extra Darwinium to spend in the event.

[cloud lance]

How far are you?

[potent granite]

Starting mars, just a few on singularity, and unlocked superhumans

Am I like, unknowingly only scratching the surface?

[cloud lance]

Btw. Check reviews for the shirt if that helps. Can't be bothered to find your message to reply to

[potent granite]

That’s a good idea

[cloud lance]

You got 2 more simulations to start bud.

Mesozoic and Beyond.

[potent granite]

I’m six on beyond and 10 on meso

I meant just for strictly primary

[cloud lance]

Oh. Yea it ends

And you restart

[potent granite]

And end again?

Oh- you mean with meso

Freak-

Wait what event is that?

[cloud lance]

Huh?

[cloud lance]

And start again!

[potent granite]

Yipee

[cloud lance]

Forever and forever and forever and forever

[potent granite]

That’s fine

I just don’t see how you can hit singularity in 2 minutes

That sounds like an insane thing to do

I’m sure I’m still in my infancy of gameplay though

[cloud lance]

You can. I just beat my old 2 minute record today.

But you're gonna need upgrades and fast fingers and nanobots

[potent granite]

So I’ve still got a while

Good to know

[ocean shard]

its easy actually

[potent granite]

Also, imma ask since y’all seem experienced, I bought the dog domestication, but I can’t tell any difference

And the node is still green and holographic

[lyric coral]

Oh no... You were supposed to unlock canines before buying thay

[ocean shard]

yeaa

u have to unlocked caniformes ig

[lyric coral]

You need to unlock dogs! Silly goose..

[potent granite]

Is that gonna cause a problem? The fact I got it before canines?

[ocean shard]

nah

just wont make any difference

[lyric coral]

It's... Literally given in the description

[ocean shard]

till u get it

[lyric coral]

You need to buy caniforms... It's written in the description of the than lmao

[ocean shard]

its the same for the cat soo, careful there too

[potent granite]

Ok good, cause I also bought the cats

[lyric coral]

I sense tragedy.

[cloud lance]

What's your record?

[potent granite]

So where are the canine forms? I saw felineforms before I started getting rats and hippos, and I’ve not got marsupials yet, but I’ve not seen anything for dogs

Is it in that area?

[ocean shard]

ohh i cant remember but i got that under 120s

[lyric coral]

Sqsxssngfyfyeneihanaadkgigydtafhlugdawfgjkutrryionvcssfhhressddfgjoutdawrggxtgokjdarhcsjo

[robust lion]

knowledge

[cloud lance]

Check it.

[potent granite]

Ah so it is

[lyric coral]

My records

[ocean shard]

where can i

[lyric coral]

Reality English

[ocean shard]

oh i see, lemme check mine

[potent granite]

Non-Decillion? That’s a pretty big number

[potent granite]

Quin-Decillion, also big number

I played egg inc, and still do every so often, that’s where I learned those numbers 😅

[robust lion]

Qdc, not to be confused with qdc

[cloud lance]

Ok so I'll stop talking now.

[potent granite]

Ones Quattro others quin

[robust lion]

yup

[ocean shard]

lol why

[potent granite]

Otherwise 4 and 5

[ocean shard]

yep

[cloud lance]

Just got down to that too

[ocean shard]

oh nice

[cloud lance]

Oh yea. My little cousins play that one. And was shocked when I started getting them to big bucks cause they didn't understand how to play

[cyan sun]

hi chat

[cloud lance]

I stopped paying attention once it passed trillion.

[potent granite]

I always enjoyed tycoons on Roblox, which led to idle games on mobile, which led me here

[cyan sun]

honestly,same

[cloud lance]

Took everything in me to get that and y'all getting less than 2 minutes?

[ocean shard]

helou

[cloud lance]

Tycoons are the only things I have Roblox for.

[ocean shard]

im just sad that i knew this game since its release but i just stopped playing, i came back a week ago

[ocean shard]

u'll get there, u re good

[cloud lance]

I only just started again after a break of god knows how long.

I used to play it non stop some years ago which is where most of my stats come from.

[cloud lance]

Hoping for a better record on my next reset.

[ocean shard]

yeaa me too, i somehow lost a big save :c

[cloud lance]

Now I say things like Sepitillion and Sexytillion

[cloud lance]

Thankfully that's never happened to me. Tho it is a fear.

[ocean shard]

i even lost the desire to play it but ended up coming back after a while

[cyan sun]

i heard grinding the beyond and mesosoic valley is really painful from what i know

[slate turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/smishkira-kira-yoshikage-yoshikage-kira-gif-19582953

[ocean shard]

meso is okay but the beyond is really slow

[cloud lance]

Yea Meso is pretty easy

[potent granite]

I’m still gaining meta bits at a rapid pace, should I go ahead and restart or wait till it slows down?

[high schooner]

wait till it slows down

[potent granite]

Alr

[sweet sand]

Hello

[glad tiger]

Hi

[potent granite]

Hello guys I'm not new to the server or the game I'm an OG.

First played in late 2019.

This game has made a lot of progress

[glad tiger]

Cap

You must have meant Late 2023

[potent granite]

No I actually played it just that I had a crappy phone

That was years ago

[potent granite]

I got like 10 quintillion metanits

Crazy

I’ve only been playing for a few weeks

Cool

Its a good game but it gets difficult sometimes

I did as return said and waited, I’m still waiting, but I was able to unlock and complete marsupials

Now I’m saving for canine forms

Assuming I have to wait till then

Monotremes take the longest to unlock

At least for me

Monotremes?

What’s that?

[short lotus]

h

[signal pebble]

Got it in 1:47, 6 total attempts until i figured out the strat.

[lyric coral]

Brother is a second faster than me 😭🔫

[signal pebble]

How many tries did it take?

[signal pebble]

I got it, the spam strat worked.

[wary lake]

Hi

[broken aurora]

Let’s Do The Timewarp again

[opaque drum]

wo oah

[fair tapir]

Where can i see the codes?

[high schooner]

use the codes slash command in the semblance channel.

[potent granite]

I don’t know what to do- I’m running 4x boost in primary, and I’m gaining metabits really quickly, but I’m not making ideas or entropy at a pace where I can buy anything useful

The next purchase would be for canines, and it’s like 125K, in metabits, and I’ve got like 23K

[wary lake]

prob the logit store

like the pyramids and etc

[potent granite]

Well I restarted

Went from sim speed 2.47 to 10.39

And finally got my first time to singularity

11:09

[potent granite]

I’m now on simulation 7 or 8, and have nearly finished the reality engine

In one day the speed I was playing this game exploded at like, breakneck speed

I can happily say my fastest completion is 3:11

[violet isle]

Hey, I'm currently on simulation 9 and have unlocked everything in the reality engine under the 51.20T Nanobot... And I was hoping to aim for the 100T Quark enhancer. But the progress in the main simulation is painfully slow and I cannot see anything I can unlock or upgrade to get moving again.

Any pointers or help would be appreciated 👍🏼

Also I've been waiting for nearly 5 days to only be able to increase speed by small amounts if I reset simulation...

[glad tiger]

Meso

[violet isle]

What is Meso ? Thanks 👍🏼

[abstract moat]

Dino land

Mesozoic

[violet isle]

Ah I see, I'm making good progress in Mezo and it's quite fast between asteroids at the minute.

[glad tiger]

The green one that says 19

In the top right

[abstract moat]

@potent granite Lets move here?

@wooden spire Lets move here?

[wooden spire]

sure

[abstract moat]

#😂-memes message I wonder what happens if a race has been treated like shit for centuries(even after slavery got illegalized)

[obsidian vigil]

hello 👋

[abstract moat]

hello

uh

did Helper740 leave

[pearl delta]

/startboosterrewards

[strange quail]

Hello!

[prisma garnet]

I was in the same situation. I advice you to buy the upgrades in the left, that increase the bonus effect of meso, beyond, or badges. When I reached 80T I buyed one of them, and I gained so much more (500T in one day).

Also, I advice you to use x4 multiplier (when you have more than 16h of boost it becomes x4), an autoclicker, and click on every comet

[potent granite]

Changed my pfp

[signal pebble]

How have they not added penguins or frogs yet?

[robust lion]

They have added penguins

Do you have neoaves

[warm lotus]

Interesting game, oddly addictive and instructive. Some of the decisions about evolution seem a bit odd though, I have higher apes with opposable thumbs but no secondary palate because it’s too expensive. Does that reflect reality?

[signal pebble]

Not yet, but that's good to know

[signal pebble]

Nope, but then again the game is about a quantum computer simulating reality so it's kinda wonky.

[sterile onyx]

This is 4x but instead of quadruple it's quintuple

[deft spire]

You sure it's 4x?

It says it'll normally give you 4x production

But the boost can give 5x more

[wary lake]

yo guys how to speed up the metabit production. I've brought all the augmentations that boost the metabit production but its still very slow. like I'm making 2.45B/s but the upgrade costs 40Qa and I only have 7.57Qa

[opaque drum]

play more

reset more

meso's helpful

events too

[wary lake]

ok

[opaque drum]

be smart of what to buy

and yes, metabit production can be pretty slow

[wary lake]

i've totally give up on meso💀

[opaque drum]

too bad you shouldn't

[topaz aurora]

What should i spend darwinium on? Im new to the game

[swift fox]

Yo wassup guys am new to the app any suggestions

[velvet socket]

try to get as high as you can lol

[real cosmos]

I signed up to be a beta tester but haven't yet been able to update. It's had this message for a few days now. Does that just mean I didn't get in or?

[split kernel]

It can take a few minutes to get into the beta on Google play.

I.E for it to recognize you are in the beta.

[real cosmos]

It's been two days tho, I tried restarting my phone. Is there anything else I'm supposed to do?

[split kernel]

Probably best to email their support team at this point.

[real cosmos]

Thanks!

[split kernel]

NP.

[signal pebble]

At mezo 50 prestige 10, is it possible to call the asteroid and start again?

[rugged mist]

guys how do u put the batteries in an amazon firestick in

[dark canopy]

osmosis. just lay the battery on top of the firestick and go to sleep. when you wake up your firestick will have assimilated the battery and will now do your bidding

[rugged mist]

okay

IT LITERALLY WORKED??? /SRS

[dark canopy]

lol

jokes aside, i wasn't aware there were models of firestick that needed batteries

[rugged mist]

fuck jokes aside it actually worked.

[signal pebble]

Why is the gas giant rare eluding me? How do I get it?

[rugged mist]

buy a yellow star thing

[signal pebble]

It will probably just give me one i already have

[rugged mist]

keyword probably

[signal pebble]

So I just have to gamble? That's what I've already been doing. Plus I need to save up more darwinium.

[stoic stream]

devs need to add j1407b asap to the game😩

[topaz aurora]

Can anyone tell me what i should do with darwanium?

[split kernel]

@inland berry Hey I got a question to ask real quick.

[inland berry]

tell me

[split kernel]

I just got a DM from a user and they were sending me a discord invite link and I don't think that's allowed correct?

[inland berry]

ok, say me the username, and his discord id, thanks

[split kernel]

User was Crazel, and their ID is: 690658346533126255

[upper vale]

same i receive too

[inland berry]

superguigui, can you send me a screenshot of the message, please?

[upper vale]

in mp ?

[inland berry]

by DM, thanks

[upper vale]

i send

[inland berry]

yes, i know

ok, he will not disturb you, guys

[upper vale]

thanks

[split kernel]

Thanks. I hate it when people do that. Due to the about me text limits I can't include anything else in it.

[robust lion]

Guys what number is this

[deft spire]

100 trillion

[robust lion]

Thanks 👍

[small fox]

Hello 👋 Can I get some help, please. I have all secrets except the ' super fast under 2 mins to singularity.'. I have tried all ways to get there - auto clickers and frantic tapping but no success. I have all nanobots, Upgrades and whatnot. I just can't get near 2 mins. There must be a strategy to it, surely? Any helpful advice greatly appreciated, thank you 🙏🏻

[wooden spire]

two

[robust lion]

Thansk 👎

[terse shuttle]

1. Make sure you get as much metabit and reality engine upgrades as possible. This ensures your production is as high as possible so you can afford everything instantly.
2. Use the side panel to click upgrades and things faster. Click using the max upgrades to boost your way up.

whoops

[terse shuttle]

forgot to link msg ^

[robust lion]

[topaz aurora]

Guys, what should i spend darwinium on?

[signal pebble]

More darwinium. Create a Ponzi scheme.

Why are there 2 general chats btw?

[topaz aurora]

Fr tho what should i do is there a purpose for it other than boosts?

[glad tiger]

Boosts. More boosts. Even more boosts.

Oh and more boosts

[topaz aurora]

[robust lion]

There aren’t. What do you mean?

[signal pebble]

First thing I'd do with it is unlock the 25 cost research slot in beyond sim

[signal pebble]

There's a cells chat and general chat and they seem to be functionally the same thing.

[terse shuttle]

@split bison Possible spam. It is in multiple channels such as Semblance, cells chat, and others.

[robust lion]

#💬-cells-chat talk about the game
#🏠-general literally anything else

[signal pebble]

They only seem to accomplish splitting chat in half.

[robust lion]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[signal pebble]

I'd combine those.

[split bison]

Take care, thanks

[terse shuttle]

tbh no

[signal pebble]

Why not?

Just makes chat more dead this way.

[terse shuttle]

General is usually a place for non C2S random stuff. C2S chat is specifically for general C2S stuff.

[split bison]

Well a lot of the times two conversations happen parallelly at the same time

[terse shuttle]

and i don't think i want random chats about ham and cheese sandwiches whilst I have a question in C2S.

[signal pebble]

I see off topic stuff in cells too.

[signal pebble]

Technically, if this game is a universe sim.... anything is relevant if it exists.

[terse shuttle]

well it is still a game with code and not trucking simulator 2022

[signal pebble]

Do you code for the game?

[terse shuttle]

Not for C2S

[signal pebble]

Then what are you talking about?

[terse shuttle]

As in C2S is a game and not an actual depiction of irl life. There are some things that are not in the game not does it reflect the sociology of humanity completely.

[signal pebble]

You lost me on how chat needs to be strictly c2s for you to code stuff that has nothing to do with c2s.

Talking about logits is good for your non related activity but ham sandwiches are a no no? Lol wut

[terse shuttle]

I am not talking about coding and stuff, I am saying it is a game and it has it's own content and other things.
Although you can talk about some vague science stuff regarding C2S as this is, as you mentioned a universe sim.

But as I have stated, not everything is in C2S. Not even ham sandwich (Unless Lunch adds an event or smth).
And as for the general channel, we mostly chat about random things. Literally.
Scroll through the general ;)

[terse shuttle]

But I do understand for newer people, it is confusing as pointed by this guy.

[terse shuttle]

After scrolling through general, that is false actually.
Whoops.

[signal pebble]

There is a strat i figured out after 5 attempts, maybe it will work for you too.

Basically you start upgrading fast manually, remember to get mitosis and tissue trees because they trail down and are needed for mammals and primates, rest are straightforward. Proceed that way until you get to humans and unlock stone age. Then I switched to using the beaker tab to spam buy civilization upgrades and the lightbulb tab to unlock each age.

Got it in 1:47. Make sure you have 1x buying selected before you restart.

I hear it's harder to get nowadays because of all the branching updates that mess with the tab quick buy so i had to bypass using quick buying for the entropy stuff and got to civilization manually.

The civilization unlocks move up linearly and don't spider all over the place so menu quick buying still works.

[vast steeple]

is this game even idle seems like im switching between stuff non stop lol

theres dinosaurs universe and solar system how is this idle=/

[glad tiger]

You earn fossils, stardust, entropy, etc when you are offline

[vast steeple]

what u do just build stuff in all the simulations like any tips goals etc?

[calm ridge]

Hey, don't click here, wait moderators

[terse shuttle]

omfg another scem

[calm ridge]

Yes this scam is everywhere

In all the language channels

[terse shuttle]

the fact that we recently just gotten spammed by a facebook scam

[calm ridge]

Oh lol

We need more moderators

[strange cosmos]

we are reporting my errors in beta testing

[lyric coral]

I'm right here if they hiring
(Mods please I am a PERFECTLY SANE individual who will use their POWER so RESPONSIBLY and NOT ABUSE IT 🥺🥺)

[calm ridge]

I don't know if I can influence anything but I vote for you

[lyric coral]

Yayyy soo mods?

[calm ridge]

Maybe it took more than 5 minutes to chose a new moderator...

I don't really know how they chose.

[lyric coral]

OI WHO HITA ME WITH THE BAGGUAT

[calm ridge]

Someone

[lyric coral]

once I'm mod in 100 years you won't hit me with bread anymore :(((

[calm ridge]

Hey, baguette is a very important thing, also don't play with that

Lol

[lyric coral]

Stopp

[calm ridge]

You are wasting food

Baguette

[lyric coral]

Gay commander stoppp!

[calm ridge]

Very important

[split kernel]

It's Gaian.

[lyric coral]

The frinch will starve with all this bagget being used to hit me!!

Okay grian stop hitting me

[calm ridge]

No no I have enough baguette right now

[split kernel]

Gaian*

[lyric coral]

Hold on are you fremch??

[calm ridge]

Yes

[lyric coral]

OH MY GOD

[calm ridge]

And you?

[lyric coral]

I'm Indian

[calm ridge]

Nice

[lyric coral]

What the hail tho whole of erompe on here

[robust lion]

🇺🇸

[lyric coral]

(wtf is wrong with my spellibh togay)

[robust lion]

Autoincorrect

[lyric coral]

WAAASAAAAAAAAA

[lyric coral]

What's up with your name today

[robust lion]

Huh

It is glitched?

[lyric coral]

What's up with beaches and holes in your bio

[calm ridge]

?

[robust lion]

Oh

Reference

[lyric coral]

Have you always been IGN CND

[robust lion]

Not always

Like a month ago I changed

[lyric coral]

You sound like cricket team names

[calm ridge]

Lol

[lyric coral]

IGNvsCND

[robust lion]

Nah that’s my neural network name

[lyric coral]

Ohhh

How is Hungry pp an allowed name

[robust lion]

In Game Name

[lyric coral]

Hey you kinda look like this turtle- STOP WITH THE BAGET

[robust lion]

Kinda

But if the green were orange

[calm ridge]

Lol

[robust lion]

Hold on

[lyric coral]

Just put a mouth going 😱

[robust lion]

OMG ITS PERFECT

[lyric coral]

😱

[calm ridge]

Nice

[lyric coral]

Dang

Now you have a turtle version 😂

[robust lion]

What have you done to me

[lyric coral]

AHAHAHHAGSGSHAHAHAH

Bro changed his bio to a turtle as well I can't 😂

No offence but if you were a turtle I'd probably feed you lettuce

I'd put a watermelon up to your mouth to see what happens

[wooden socket]

I want a fish update/water update

[calm ridge]

Yes, devs started the "garden tunning" at the mammals garden but maybe one day fish will have an update

It take a lot of time

[lyric coral]

Yeah but it will clearly be after civ and beyond is completed

It will be fine tuned.

[calm ridge]

Yes

[lyric coral]

Btw guys I suggested a transport lte in #💡-suggestions wdy think?

For iron age they should add a caravan I think it'd be so cool :3

Caravan trophy

[calm ridge]

What mean "lte" ?

[lyric coral]

Limited time events

[calm ridge]

Oh ok

Yes it could be nice

[lyric coral]

You know, with the logits trophy and all

Imagine seeing a ship sailing around civ garden or around the animal garden

[hallow pine]

I mean it's kinda cool, i just don't see much content

[lyric coral]

Nah? Okay.

[robust lion]

There is one already

[deft spire]

Hm?

[lyric coral]

Wait shit I forgot

[deft spire]

I don't remember one

[calm ridge]

Oaian commander you can talk you know

[lyric coral]

Blaisei_sometimes forgets

[hallow pine]

i feel like calling it a ship is too much

[deft spire]

Ohh

[lyric coral]

It counts

[split kernel]

It's just Gaian.

[deft spire]

Honestly it's a small boat

Not a ship

[split kernel]

I don't like repeating myself on my preferences to be called.

[lyric coral]

He prefers hitting on me (with bread ofc)

[hallow pine]

the event i would most want is an immune system event

[lyric coral]

We already have a human body event tho

[calm ridge]

Renewable energy event ?

[hallow pine]

Honestly the human body event is just kinda meh

i'm gonna make a fanart redoing it

[deft spire]

But making 3 different events about human body is also meh

[lyric coral]

Bad event idea: events on the catastrophes that happened to human beings, going in depth about wars and genocides and ends with 9/11

[hallow pine]

three?

[deft spire]

If de s would want to include everything

[lyric coral]

It would be so controversial

[deft spire]

Controversial, highly unlikely devs will do that

[lyric coral]

The trophy will be Hirohito

(this is why I'm not a mod lmao)

[deft spire]

But would be really interesting

[lyric coral]

*hilarious

[hallow pine]

I'm currently doing an early tree upgrade fanart

[calm ridge]

Nice

[lyric coral]

The number of fights

[lyric coral]

Cool!

[deft spire]

Like, Nervous system, muscles and organs for example

[lyric coral]

Nervous and muscles can be merged tho,

[hallow pine]

oh, the thing is just that the immune system is very complex and has a lot of unique parts

these ones are basicaly copy paste

[lyric coral]

Organs can be separated and Blood+skeleton can be a separate event

[hallow pine]

don't get me wrong the brain is complicated

but it's realy just a bunch of neurons

[lyric coral]

We already have a philosophy event

We already have pretty much a breakdown of the brain

[hallow pine]

uhhhhhhhhh....

no

[lyric coral]

But I would agree for a better human body event. The current one is kinda meh.

It's juust good luck affording the next extremely overpriced upgrade, it could be better.

[hallow pine]

the digestion part is so uncrearive (no offense to the devs)

[lyric coral]

Nah it's okay to give criticism.

[split kernel]

It's fine.

[lyric coral]

The transition from heart to lungs is also awkward

Yes really

[hallow pine]

at least it's biologicaly accurate (ofc they didn't but every vein and artery)

[lyric coral]

We get this new generator that is immediately pummeled to uselessness within a couple upgrades of the heart

I speedrun events to my best capacity and honestly lungs end up being pretty useless compared to hearts even though they come after hearts and are costlier

Come on you know I'm not wrong.

[hallow pine]

and also where is the whole phonatort system

[lyric coral]

The what

[hallow pine]

phonatory*

the "speak system"

[lyric coral]

Honey I'm a science student and I never heard of that

OHHHH

[lyric coral]

Yeah it should be part of lungs yet it's ABSENT

YOU'RE RIGHT WHERE IS IT

[hallow pine]

that's the first thing i noticed

the cerebellum too

[lyric coral]

(it's part of respiratory just say that)

[hallow pine]

i know but if i said that someone would say that the lungs and bronchi are there

[lyric coral]

You know what? You get my special attack.
🔥🥜🔥
🔥🔥🔥

[lyric coral]

They're useless. Lungs need a buff.

[dark canopy]

Adding an event that goes through the evolution of human speech would be cool and maybe they could integrate the larynx and associated structures there?

[hallow pine]

aka the rest of the respiratory system

[lyric coral]

Bad event Idea: evolution of ahem procreation

[lyric coral]

YES

Gay commander you need to stop

[split kernel]

For the last fucking time it's GAIAN!

[lyric coral]

No.

[deft spire]

Gay commander, we know better

[lyric coral]

I called a man "egg" for a whole year you won't know how far I'll go

He's egg now

[split kernel]

It's FUCKING GAIAN!

[lyric coral]

This is why I should be mod

He's charging up a bagget

I can sense the rage here

@split kernel don't be angry I have turtle

Bother the chat has died again

[split kernel]

I will only say it one last fucking time, I only prefer to be called Gaian, or by Casper, my scalesona. I'm not going to fucking repeat myself again.

Read my bio or don't bother talking to me.

[hallow pine]

No.

[lyric coral]

"Animals are such agreeable friends"
So true pookie(Gaian) 🤩

[lyric coral]

He really did just leave after that,

Well I'm sorry if you got genuinely pissed at that my guy. But a joke is a joke.

[split kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/toothless-meh-meh-meh-meh-how-to-train-your-dragon-httyd-gif-5613334

[potent granite]

Archie 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[untold yacht]

is there a guide on where to spend darwinium?

[potent granite]

Save it bro.

Or buy artifacts

Or purchase artifact buyer thingis I guess?

[untold yacht]

artifact buyer?

[deft spire]

No clue

But you should save up

For diamond geodes

When you reach rank 50

[split kernel]

Tf is artifact buyer?

[deft spire]

I wanted to say nanobots but they don't cost darwinium lol

[deft spire]

Wanna explain what it is?

[potent granite]

Ya know the things u get from events?

I don't remember their names though

[untold yacht]

logits?

[potent granite]

Hello

[indigo nexus]

hello

[deft spire]

You can't buy logits

[potent granite]

Oh I'm stupid then

I haven't opened my account for 3 months

[abstract moat]

Ok egg

[split kernel]

You know what fuck this. Goodbye.

[abstract moat]

There he goes

[signal pebble]

Could someone help me out please, I have a question.

[velvet socket]

hm?

[abstract moat]

yes?

[signal pebble]

Under the badges tab, is the first row always the james webb event, or is the order determined by something else?

[abstract moat]

it is always the james webb

[velvet socket]

yes

[signal pebble]

Ok, ty.

[signal pebble]

Yes as in always james webb?

[velvet socket]

yes

its always james webb

[signal pebble]

Thanks guys.

[barren void]

FINISHED

[rugged cipher]

hi, i just want to know if this is normal

less than an hour? that seems broken

[deft spire]

It's possible

Hard but possible

[calm ridge]

Is this guy a master 9 or master 10 ?

It's possible but quit hard

[rugged cipher]

yeah master 9

[calm ridge]

Ok so it's normal

[rugged cipher]

237% boost of production

[calm ridge]

My best score is 50 min

[calm ridge]

Yes so it's normal

[rugged cipher]

ok, how long have you been playing this game?

[calm ridge]

I play from January 2019

[rugged cipher]

i understand now why i always get behind when people like this play the events

[calm ridge]

Yes

But if you are quite regular on event one day you will be first every time

[rugged cipher]

i get it, the grinding never ends

[calm ridge]

Also try to start an event 1 or 2 days after the start, so people on the leaderboard will be less strong (pro players can't wait to start an event)

[rugged cipher]

thanks, thats a great advise

[hallow pine]

What do you guys think about these for the viruses in c2s:
Rabies
HIV
influenza
papillomavirus
bacteriophage
Smallpox
TMV

[lyric coral]

Okay but the actual egg didn't even react as strongly as you did. Be honest ru like, bitter?

[inland berry]

please, stop this, just call him Gaian or Casper like he wants

[slate turtle]

Spread the word

[inland berry]

well, that touch politic 😓

[slate turtle]

Oh ye

I forgor

[signal pebble]

Why in the beyond does the moon orbit the earth way too slow than it should irl? If you speed it to 3.5 days/sec it should take less than 10 seconds to orbit the earth....

At least it's tidally locked like irl

But wth. 😂

[signal pebble]

That guy is taking himself waaaaay too seriously for someone who is rping as a lizard man on the internet, that's why it turned into what it did in the first place.

I read the whole exchange and it was all just goofy. Lol

[inland berry]

well, if he wants to think that, let him do what he wants, just as if he wants to think he's an avocado. what he puts on his ID Card is one thing, and what he thinks he is is something else entirely. users have to respect his beliefs while don't hurt anyone

[thin surge]

not much less though, it should take about 8 s @ 3.5 days/s to do an orbit since the moon takes about a month to orbit the earth

[signal pebble]

I thought it took more than that, let me recheck. I love beyond so little details like that matter to me.

Im no astronomer, but they seem have everything pretty accurate aside from scale, because real scale you wouldn't be able to see multiple planets and moons at the same time which would kind of be boring. Everything would be super empty. Lol

[thin surge]

im pretty sure they used a log scale instead of a linear one

[signal pebble]

That's really cool if they did.

[thin surge]

so i just timed the moon myself and it took about 6 s at 57 d/s to make an orbit from a fixed earth perspective
so i dont know if it is entirely accurate on the orbit front lol

[signal pebble]

That's fine, I respect his right to do that. But if you want to declare yourself an avocado, be prepared for people to react accordingly. You can't force everyone to conform to how you want them to react. The whole freedom of expression thing goes both ways. Besides, everyone was joking. The appropriate response would have been to just joke back and give the other a guy a silly nickname. If I'm egg, you're bubbles.

Taking yourself too seriously, especially when trying to push some imaginary identity on yourself, will never end well on the internet unless you force everyone to react a certain way with ban threats.

[signal pebble]

Yeah, that was my point. Lol

[thin surge]

I guess i misinterpreted what you said, i thought you were saying it was taking exactly 10 seconds and should be less and I was over here thinking "that's pretty menial its only really a 2 second difference"

[signal pebble]

Yeahi may have worded it incorrectly, but the moon is taking many months to make a single orbit. Lol

[inland berry]

I understand your point of view, but the bad thing about the internet is that not everyone can understand a joke without some kind of reaction. If someone doesn't understand something, the best thing to do would be to help them understand the real message you want to convey. I'm not suggesting anything, I'm just saying that certain things that can get out of hand or be misinterpreted should be avoided, as it can become a big deal, as sometimes happens in #🇫🇷-français , and not, i don't going to ban anyone unless he hurt someone.

internet is a hard path to walk with your own opinion, but users are who decides if he wants to accept that or not, and if no one starts, who will

[signal pebble]

Also cancer has no name in the constellation menu

[thin surge]

The Nameless

[thin surge]

Iunno what you're talking about, I see the ✔️ constellation just fine

[signal pebble]

I'll screenshot it

[thin surge]

wait that was a joke lol, the name doesnt show up for me either it just shows a check mark cuz i have it complete

[signal pebble]

Oh, lol

I should report that as a bug

[thin surge]

i think it already has been i saw people talking about it earlier

[signal pebble]

I'm tempted to report the moon's unnaturally slow orbit too, tho i don't think that's a bug so much as an innaccuracy.

[thin surge]

New Logit Prize: accurate moon orbit timing

[split kernel]

OK, so I wanna mention that it was very hard for me to open up as a furry. I have always had a thing for anthropormohic animals and it was not until I was 18 or so that I really noticed the feelings and during this time I was so busy with my high school stress with wanting to graduate, final exams, etc. and it was not until Jan 24th of this year that I worked up the courage to finally open up as a furry. I have always enjoyed alligators and crocodiles so I knew they would represent my scalesona, which to those who are unaware, a scalesona is when a furry's sona is a reptile such as a lizard or gator. And while yes, there have been some bad things about furries, that does not always mean they are bad people. You should not judge a book by its cover until you do research on them and most furries are really nice people. I myself am a really nice guy once you get to know me. But yes, I am defensive on my identity because I have had people harass me for it so I have to stand up for myself to show that I am not someone who can be tossed around because I was bullied a lot in my childhood so I naturally go into a defense mode.

I really don't like how people think furries are bad people but that is just the world we live in and while yes some are bad, not all of us are. So please understand that I am a good person once you get to know me. It just takes time for me to open up because I am on the Autism spectrum and sadly, I did not get very good treatment for it as this was around the time when it was not very well known in the very early 2000s or so. If you respect my choices on being a furry, I will respect your choices on how you identify yourself as well.

[signal pebble]

I identify as a homo sapien, because I am. Idk what to tell you.

Maybe someday if we merge with machines like in this game I'll identify as something else, because then I'll be physically different. If it happens in our lifetimes.

I personally think transhumanism is an inevitable function of time, as long as we don't blow ourselves up first.

Turning into lizard people probably isn't. Unless some really insane genetic engineering becomes possible someday.

Not sure what the benefit would be tho, mammals won over the dinos for a reason. Lol

[calm ridge]

Oh, I think #🇫🇷-français is really a very calm channel

[terse shuttle]

jeez now that’s an essay if i’ve ever seen one…
but ok i feel the vibes and understand your emotions :>

[split kernel]

Believe me, I made a longer one before.

and thx.

There were also some other personal factors included but I decided to leave them out for my privacy.

[calm ridge]

Once I did something like that, a very long message and I was mute for spam

[split kernel]

Wow!

[calm ridge]

Zeppelin bot is dangerous

[signal pebble]

Rip

[calm ridge]

I was mute 15 time for spam

[split kernel]

good god!

[calm ridge]

Mostly in #1008130971201191987

[split kernel]

15 minutes?

[thin surge]

did you type you message all in one, or were you sending them one line at a time?

[calm ridge]

1h each

It was all in one for me

[thin surge]

i guess the bot just said "screw you in particular" then

[calm ridge]

Lol

[deft spire]

Too much new lines or 10 messages in like 5 seconds = 1 hour mute

[split kernel]

Ouch. I understand it for the last part.

[deft spire]

Learned both the hard way

[thin surge]

So if you just don't format your messages, and don't hit enter in a signle message, you should be good?

[deft spire]

Nope

There's also a limit for how long the message can be I believe

[thin surge]

well that's lame what's the point of Nitro if i can't type out my long winded thoughts?

[deft spire]

To avoid spam of course

Imagine if someone joins and sends 1 message that have 4k characters each like 10 seconds

[signal pebble]

Is there a way to get the gas giant rare as a guarantee? Not having it unlocked is making my ocd twitch.

[calm ridge]

Maybe buy a black hole with darwinium

[signal pebble]

Black hole? I don't think I'm far enough to do that. Biggest thing I can buy is a blue star

Everything is still series I

[abstract moat]

Black hole is of series 2

[abstract moat]

What is a NIE?

[signal pebble]

I also don't buy darwinium so it takes me a while to save up.

I've only bought 2 yellow stars to try and unlock it so far. Got ice giant but no luck with gas.

[abstract moat]

some are bad, not all of us are.
true

[calm ridge]

I tried, idk if it's that?

[calm ridge]

[abstract moat]

Never knew that

[calm ridge]

I think it's not that

Also 3 languages in the same picture from Google

Spanish, English and a bit of French

[abstract moat]

Where is the Francais?

is it just the Numero part?

[calm ridge]

Here

[abstract moat]

wow

let me try

[calm ridge]

And also the "2 janvier 2024"

[abstract moat]

Ah

[inland berry]

okay, i have changed it to ID Card

I'm used to saying DNI or NIE, so I didn't take into account the international level

[thorny heron]

how do you unlock food banking in the current event?

[feral iris]

/startboosterrewards

/startboosterrewards

[robust lion]

It seems to be working already

[tribal knot]

Anyone else getting DMs from people here who happen to be a struggling artist and asking for money for digital art?

[split kernel]

no why?

[tribal knot]

Got one a 2 weeks ago and then just one today with the same premise. Two random messages with almost the same sales pitch seems like a new scam.

[terse shuttle]

oh boy more scemmers

[tribal knot]

Can someone tag a mod so they can look into this?

[split kernel]

@inland berry ^

[primal pond]

@split kernel como conseguiste todos los logros secrets?

[inland berry]

oh god, he again no

[slate turtle]

😩

[terse shuttle]

probably a scem. No artists would ask others for a commission.

[slate turtle]

Bro I noticed that there are way more bots and scams in multiple servers all of a sudden

[terse shuttle]

THE END IS NIGH!!1!

[slate turtle]

Maybe there should be an announcement to make ppl aware of the increase idk

[tribal knot]

I agree. I thought a mod should know in case they want to pull out the ban hammer

[terse shuttle]

possibly yeah. Even if they do deliver, they would usually either crop an actual artists work or resort to ai.

[split kernel]

This is why I prefer to have people to ask to DM so I know that ones that don't are not turstworhty or a potential scammer.

That, and I can be busy at times.

[terse shuttle]

yep

[split kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/banned-thor-gif-6072837

[remote kernel]

Do beta testers not get to do events or do I have a glitch on my game?

I'm not sure if I missed that in the informational email sorry if it was in there!

[split kernel]

I have gotten events before but recently not so much.

[surreal flame]

Hi

[terse shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-hi-there-greetings-gif-9442662

[potent granite]

I’m the coolest most expert hacker and can hack anything in 1 second even a carpet
Hit me up for all your hacking service/courses

[lyric coral]

hack this

you cant see this but im gesturing at my crotch

[hearty cloak]

update pls

[signal pebble]

Nou.

[calm ridge]

Wait, the update is coming.

[hearty cloak]

thanks

[calm ridge]

Idk when but soon I think

[sinful holly]

11:geometry dash shorts(cuz there kinda funny ig???)

[fierce frigate]

wassap fellow CTS players

[abstract moat]

11 is worst

[lyric coral]

Wasup!

[robust lion]

<t:10000000000:F>

[little stump]

that link looks awfully suspicious

[inland berry]

please do not share links to betting houses

[potent granite]

Trust your instincts
I'm always available for all Hacking Services hit me up for all your hacking issues and course

[charred cypress]

Today is a sad day

Akira Toriyama has died

[robust lion]

who

[thin surge]

Creator of tiny, super obscure manga called Dragon Ball

[sonic sequoia]

No way💀

[raven pasture]

That actually hurts I grew up on dragon ball, sad day R.I.P toriyama

[lilac grove]

I’m trying to grind through a couple of mv prestiges, and it’s fucking killing me

I wish to god they just added like a ‘task’ option for mv so it would just by however many you needed for the collection task

Or at least made the hold buy feature faster

[calm ridge]

RIP Akira toriyama

[half shard]

the sun be like

[sinful holly]

yes

these shorts ruined gd sadly

[opaque drum]

wym top bro never let bro cook again like

[robust lion]

What’s that

[robust lion]

Oh hi you’re back

[opaque drum]

rip

i don't watch dragonball but the fights look cool so that's a sad thing to hear

[inland berry]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-sad-gif-24913970

[split kernel]

Who?

[charred cypress]

Creator of Dragon Ball

[split kernel]

Oh damn. Never seen it tbh but I know it's popular.

[robust lion]

OMG

I JUST DID SOMETHING AMAZING

[calm ridge]

What ?

[robust lion]

I recreated the neural network

[calm ridge]

Wtf

Cool

[robust lion]

Blue dot is me, red is my alt

[calm ridge]

Nice

Good work 👍

[plain junco]

🪙

[slate turtle]

🫡

@lyric coral btw I edited what I wrote in #😂-memes

And is it college level then????

Also how much do u need for lets say a B

[lyric coral]

What's a B

[slate turtle]

Grade

What grade system do u use

[lyric coral]

I look Asian as hell right now don't I

No it's high school level

[lyric coral]

???numbers???

[slate turtle]

I mean u did say u were like indonesian or something right?

A while ago

[lyric coral]

Close, that's a shape.

I'm Indian

[slate turtle]

Oh

[lyric coral]

Where r u from

[slate turtle]

Im Polish

[lyric coral]

You too??

[slate turtle]

But live in Wales

[lyric coral]

(quarter is Pol)

[slate turtle]

Ye ik

[lyric coral]

Where's Wales

[slate turtle]

UK

[lyric coral]

Oh

I used to think it was Irish lmao

[slate turtle]

Its that forgotten country to the west of England

[lyric coral]

It clearly isn't though it has wifi

[slate turtle]

I mean Ireland and Wales are both celtic I think I forgor

[lyric coral]

Oof

But yah I have no clue why you think that paper is collage level, it's high school

[slate turtle]

Oh ye Wales' education system is ABSOLUTE SHIT

[lyric coral]

But tbf next year I'll be giving one of the world's hardest exams

JEE 😔

[slate turtle]

I got 25% on my Computer science exam and I got a D

[lyric coral]

Do you wanna see my English paper

🙂

(it's easier compared to other schools)

[slate turtle]

D grade is equal to a 3rd class grade

Apparently

Idfk

[lyric coral]

If I got that I would actually without a doubt be forced to take drastic actions against my own life force

Passing here is a miracle to a lot of people but if you make the HORRENDOUS mistake of being a gifted child? Your fate is sealed.

[slate turtle]

Bro I keep making new mc worlds bc they update fast

[lyric coral]

Err okay so I know 90% is A 95% is A* 85% is B 40% is C and anything under that is an F. And your parents won't spare you.

[slate turtle]

Why is a C 40% and a B 85%????

Why is there such an increase

[lyric coral]

And I don't really know how grades are related to that

[lyric coral]

It's all for names sake honestly

B and A are closer together for a reason

How can getting a B or C or D make it 3rd grade though???

Even someone who fails the first term of a school year knows much more than they did a couple months ago. Sounds silly.

[lyric coral]

Fuck them, you did better than you would 4 months ago.

[slate turtle]

I mean ye ig

[calm ridge]

Wow this grade system is incredible

It's in %

[lyric coral]

Ye

[calm ridge]

And the other with letters

[lyric coral]

Because numbers~ just like my hips~ don't lie

[calm ridge]

I have grade /20

[lyric coral]

Just do out of 100 like a human ffs

What was the metric system made for

[lyric coral]

That's because the French use radians

[slate turtle]

Oh ye I meant I got 25% marks btw

[lyric coral]

And it's base 20

That's something I learnt in grade 8

[calm ridge]

Yes

[lyric coral]

Y'all have 400° instead of 360° in a circle

[slate turtle]

I dont?

[calm ridge]

It's 360 for a circle

[lyric coral]

I mean the French

[slate turtle]

Why tf is 400° a circle??????

[lyric coral]

Wait I forgot the unit name one sec

[calm ridge]

In France the circle is 360°

[calm ridge]

Maybe in some countries

[lyric coral]

No I forgot the nammeeeee

Fuuuuuuuuuck

[calm ridge]

Bruh

[slate turtle]

Gradian?

Idk

[lyric coral]

THE SEXAGESIMAL SYSTEM

[slate turtle]

What

[lyric coral]

YES THATS IT

[slate turtle]

Hexadecimal

Cool

[lyric coral]

400 grades

[slate turtle]

WHY ARE ANGLES MEASURED IN TIME

[lyric coral]

It's french

[lyric coral]

YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT???????

1° is 60' (minutes) is 3600" (seconds)

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW

WHAT THE FUUUUUU

[slate turtle]

BRO TF IS GOING ON OUTSIDE THE UK

[lyric coral]

YOUR PEOPLE BROUGHT THIS SHIT TO INDIA

I want to eliminate Europe now

[thin surge]

oh hey we talking about angles and junk? I love trig

[slate turtle]

IS WEIGHT MEASURED IN WATTS OR SOMETHING

[lyric coral]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW THIS CRAP

[lyric coral]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[slate turtle]

U SAID IT WAD FRENCH

[thin surge]

minutes and seconds are used in place of decimals, it's used when you need a more accurate representation of more precise degrees

[lyric coral]

ITS MEASURED IN NEWTONS BECAUSE YALL WHITE ASSES COULDN'T SIT IN ONE CONTINNNT

[slate turtle]

Ik that, just being sarcastic

[lyric coral]

FRENCH AND ITS IN THE SYLLABUS BECAUSE OF THE 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[slate turtle]

THEY NEVER TAUGHT US ANGLES IN TIME IN WALES

I NEVER KNEW THEY DID THIS SHIT

[lyric coral]

WHY THOUGH

[slate turtle]

DUSDUFIGISYSF

[lyric coral]

WHY THOIGHHHHHHH

[thin surge]

you know whats real fun?
In surveying when we use our angle of turning, we gotta use precise minutes and seconds, and ya know the symbols are ' and " respectively

But also, distances. Feet and Inches are ' and " respectively as well
so you just get a whole bunch of ' and " and hope you can figure out which is angle and which is distance

[slate turtle]

I DONT FUCKING KNOW

[lyric coral]

ITS 2.30 AM I AM REASDY TO KILL

[lyric coral]

PLEASE BE HIS TEACHER 🙏🙏😭

[thin surge]

do i get paid?

[lyric coral]

🛐🛐

[lyric coral]

I'll pay you in praise

[thin surge]

I am not a diety, unfortunately words to the ether does not pay my rent

[slate turtle]

Actually that would be useful bc when I get out of secondary school Ill forget a ton

[lyric coral]

Did they at least teach you how interests on loans work

[slate turtle]

Ye

[lyric coral]

Please tell me they did

oh thank god

Yeah I hated that shit

I'd just rob the bank

[thin surge]

speaking of units i learned about a foot/candel today.

[slate turtle]

Oh ye whats assertion

[slate turtle]

?

[lyric coral]

Isn't Candel a unit of light

[slate turtle]

What

[lyric coral]

A claim or statement

[thin surge]

yes! and a foot-candle is the area it covers

[lyric coral]

That's why Assertion+reason

[thin surge]

i didnt know light was measured in candles i thought it was lummines

[lyric coral]

So it's unit would be Candel ft²

[thin surge]

you would think but no