🏠-general

[indigo topaz]

why does bedrock have no attack delay

[dreamy turtle]

so beyond 23 isn't available ane neither is an android update in the play store, correct?

[sullen socket]

So much for staying cellular lol

[opaque drum]

a lot indeed

[runic lodge]

I got the update this morning, 6 hours ago

[verbal gorge]

I dont see an update in playstore either

[dreamy turtle]

sounds like the update was only for people for whom midnight EST is morning.

and everyone else should probably expect it around 7am because Google play store isn't going to release an update in the wee hours. which is fine but it doesn't help when devs say it'll be available for all players by midnight, when they really mean "we will do our part by then and then hope Google and Apple come through instantaneously"

[verbal gorge]

Couple of hours delay in store is not a problem. I was affraid there is bigger delay from development perspective but as some peeps got the new version already everything should be fine

[modest geyser]

I am in Europe and I don't have the actualization yet

[tranquil peak]

Europe as well, still not yet available

[wicked spire]

I just installed this game on my mobile and am having a lot of fun! I've seen that there's also a steam version, are there any differences between the two or can i get the full experience on mobile?

[lyric coral]

Imo the better experience is on mobile/ a tablet if you have one but updates reach steam sooner 🙂
But yeah, you can also have both at once just by linking the devices! There's an option for it in-game

[lyric coral]

WHY DID I SAY THAT

[deft spire]

I should have some fun screenshots too

[lyric coral]

I lost all of mine because my device broke

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[sullen rapids]

Still no udpate ?

[deft spire]

@calm ridge You did well solider, we appreciate your sacrifice

o7

[static jacinth]

Hello. For the update, did you mean past Monday or a future undisclosed Monday.
#ItsTuesdayWhereMyUpdateAt

[deft spire]

It'll be available for you soon™️

[sweet sand]

What's in here, yo

What's up

[lyric coral]

Yooo

[calm ridge]

Hey I'm back

[deft spire]

\o/

[calm ridge]

So we can only post 9 emoji without being muted

[subtle leaf]

The game update on android?

[deft spire]

It's technically out

But some people got it already and others still didn't

[subtle leaf]

Is my case

[dreamy turtle]

somehow it's still not out

[gloomy scaffold]

It’s not out on iOS either

[plain junco]

[dreamy turtle]

or now... I guess we should hear from the devs soon with an update since there's evidently some kind of unforeseen problem.

[deft spire]

Depends

Devs might also don't have any info

Also it's very early for devs for now

[untold fern]

Hi

I finally logged on to the game after 2 years haha

Any big changes that I'm not seeing rn?

Cuz I see they added in cosmetics and online leaderboards?

[glad tiger]

Yes

Theres logits, more upgrades, even more upgrades, more events, and more beyond stuff

A leaderboard

[untold fern]

Logits?

Wow the game has really added in a lot of stuff

[glad tiger]

Oh and best of all, the logits. You gain them from events, and you can use them to buy things like artifacts that boost the simulation

[wooden spire]

And even better

[untold fern]

Ohh

[glad tiger]

You should get the trojan horse and hanging gardens first

[wooden spire]

Bring back

[untold fern]

Alr

[glad tiger]

You can actually grt that with logits

I think

[wooden spire]

That's what I'm saying

Eichra is real again

[untold fern]

I should spam the beyond?

[glad tiger]

Im going through the entirety of mesozoic valley before i go through episodes 16-22 of beyond

[untold fern]

Wow

[wooden spire]

Damn

[untold fern]

Im only on extinction 17

Ig it's time to return

[glad tiger]

Theres 550 extinctions

[untold fern]

Man this game

I remember when I used to play it everyday

[glad tiger]

OH and theres an extinction artifacts you get from 100 logits that boost the mesozoic valley a lot

[outer tapir]

Is the beyond Android update here yet?

[untold fern]

Wow

[outer tapir]

Volcano.

[untold fern]

I'm ngl

I have no idea what ur saying

HAHA

[glad tiger]

They are the most logits, 150 for each, but thats because they boost it the most

[untold fern]

This logits thing is a bit new to me

[outer tapir]

It's been around for months now.

[untold fern]

I will need a while to catch up ig

[untold fern]

I last logged on 2 years ago haha

This is my first time back in 2 years so idk what's going on

[outer tapir]

It will take a long time to catch up you need a couple thousand to get a lot of stuff.

[untold fern]

Couple thousand bucks?

[outer tapir]

Logits.

In the store.

[untold fern]

FEB 2021

That was the last time I logged on

[outer tapir]

It took a thousand for me to get all the artifacts.

[untold fern]

Just as they released the beyond

[outer tapir]

Yeah.

EPISODE 23

[untold fern]

Wow it's been 3 years?

[outer tapir]

Yeah

[untold fern]

Wow...

[outer tapir]

1998 was 25 years ago.

: (

[untold fern]

Dang

Man

Alr then time to grind

It's time to make a comeback and get back up to date

[outer tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/jeonghan-horse-on-beach-jeonghan-man-jeonghan-jeonghan-silly-horse-on-beach-man-gif-13991646989968971533

[outer tapir]

See you in like months good sir

[glad tiger]

Imagine someone who started playing in january 2019 and is still playing to this day

[untold fern]

Sure thing

[glad tiger]

I started playing in the begjnning of june 2022, and i still havent beaten the mesozoic valley

[full basin]

Is E23 out for android yrt? Its not showing up for me in my updates

[outer tapir]

Me too.

[outer tapir]

I started in like 2020/21? If I hadn't lost progress on my tablet and it was on a device that my dad didn't own, I probably would have gone farther ahead.

[rapid ocean]

I don’t see any E23 on my iPhone yet does anyone have it on iOS yet?

[wooden spire]

It's showing up on mine though. Weird.

[outer tapir]

Oh wait it's here

Android

[glad tiger]

I dont have it

[azure moss]

can someone tell me if there is the max limit of % production rate form event?

or there is no limit and new players doesn't have any chance compare to old with a lot more events ahead

[glad tiger]

after you get 200% production, the production rate lowers, so instead of it being like 225% it would be like 217%

[regal drum]

I haven’t seen it yet for Apple

[hallow pine]

If cells were to add a microorganism update, should it add pathogenic organisms just because they are well known, even if they didin't have unique traits attached to them?

[rapid ocean]

It’s out for me now I’m updating my app now

[unkempt ether]

Im the only one that dont have e23 on android?

[lime wolf]

Where’s the update I don’t see it

[lime wolf]

You mean me 😂

[unkempt ether]

Same here😂

Ive got the uptade finally

[glad tiger]

December 12 2018

[lime wolf]

Wow must be nice Im on the App Store looking rn and its not appearing 😦

[lime wolf]

Sheesh

[glad tiger]

I havent been playing since then

But imagine someone playing since then

[lime wolf]

I feel bad for people who need to get the secret sonic achievement now that they keep coming out with more expansions. It was hard enough back then

[glad tiger]

(thats the release date btw)

[unkempt ether]

I didnt get it and now its probably to late😭

[lime wolf]

@unkempt ether how do get the neutrino upgrade in the main game. I get so few megabits that getting to 50AA seems impossible and I’ve been loading megabits for years and not even close

I’m on like my 60th iteration of the primary server and still not even making a dent so I just stopped resetting it because it’s seems pointless

[lime wolf]

Probably 😂

Has anyone ever gotten this

[unkempt ether]

Same for me its very Hard im only at my 20st reset

[lime wolf]

How are you on E17 and 20th reset and have more megabits than me ?

Does anyone understand how this works

Can one of the developers explain this thing it seems painstakingly impossible to achieve after years of dedication

[unkempt ether]

Idk how this works

[glad tiger]

The mesozoic valley actually boosts the simulation

[lime wolf]

By very little I’m on my 2nd prestige and noticed very little difference

[glad tiger]

And when you finish all 550 ranks of it (i have 350), it gets boosted a lot

Like i was at prestige 3 rank 35 and wasn't even at 500M megabits per second with the x4 booster, but now i just finished prestige 6 and im almost at 1B per sec

[potent granite]

Didn't know if you can count this as a meme so I'm just sending it here but this is my grandma's cat doing normal cat activities

[sweet vector]

.,

[finite plover]

dang

[stiff pecan]

My beta tester role is gone

[little stump]

wdym

[stiff pecan]

It's not in my role list

Amd I don't have access to beta chat but yet I'm a beta tester for the game

[little stump]

This role?

[stiff pecan]

Yep

[little stump]

check setting in game

copy the play ID at the bottom by clicking it

and put it at https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/1200105190896975902

[stiff pecan]

I've already gone through that

[little stump]

idk on android since im PC player

[lyric coral]

Is the update out yet

[little stump]

idk

[lyric coral]

It's Wednesday here

[little stump]

e

[sharp juniper]

Hello

[lyric coral]

Hillo

[stiff pecan]

I'm getting annoyed

[deft spire]

You need to send your id to semblance in #🚪-how-to-join-beta (the button at the very bottom) and after that you'll get your role

[stiff pecan]

I have

It keeps saying I'm not a beta tester

[deft spire]

How did you join the beta?

[stiff pecan]

Through #🚪-how-to-join-beta

I'm on Android

[deft spire]

So you filled out the form and got an email from devs?

[stiff pecan]

Ye

[deft spire]

And you went with the instructions given there

[stiff pecan]

Mhm

[deft spire]

Hmm
@tough marsh You might be able to help?

[tough marsh]

could you send a screenshot of your game's version? @stiff pecan

[stiff pecan]

23_86

But yea I'll send a screen shot

[tough marsh]

oh, don't know why that version wouldn't work, maybe it just didn't update your stats, either way, I gave you the role now

[stiff pecan]

Thanks

[viral blade]

What are the null nodes in the terminus chamber?

[glad tiger]

Good question

[hallow pine]

how do you get the role?

i'm a beta tester too and i also don'tt have access to the beta chat

[tough marsh]

#🚪-how-to-join-beta

[hallow pine]

I'm talking about the role

[tough marsh]

there's a button in that channel

it gives instructions with it

[robust lion]

That’s a public version

[stiff pecan]

I'm aware, but still I'm a beta tester

[robust lion]

You need to be in a beta version for it to work

[stiff pecan]

I'm in a beta

[robust lion]

You might be beta testing the game, but the beta detector doesn’t work unless you are in a beta version

[stiff pecan]

Dude

I'm in a beta version

[robust lion]

What number

[stiff pecan]

It's public beta

23_86

I've sent a screen shot showing the public is beta

[robust lion]

Nvm I give up

[plain junco]

[sick prawn]

e

[verbal heath]

How do you start getting more mega bits I've got 79 trill and don't know how to get more that 3.6 million a second

[indigo topaz]

metabits*

also try buying some artifacts

with events

they will boost metabit production

and simulation speed

and the expensive ones are worth it

[verbal heath]

Got ya thanks

[indigo topaz]

np

[potent granite]

I saw someone online spell "offensive" as "afentsif"

I'm dead

https://tenor.com/view/dead-my-honest-reaction-damn-skull-skeleton-gif-15885937969029652188

[rotund ivy]

Cat alert

[native pelican]

i missed 3rd place by 1 hr 💀

[indigo topaz]

aww

anw i decided to not do events ever again

(except there is a new artifact coming)

safdksda;f'dfsdk

i used to have thousands of darwinium

but now i have only 800

so gotta save it

[opaque drum]

that's one way to express an accent

[indigo topaz]

NO FUCKING WAY

I DID IT

I DID IT

OH MY GOD

HOW

HOW DID I DO THIS

WHAT

OH MY GOD

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LETS GOOOOOOO

[languid heart]

https://tenor.com/view/pog-gif-19806504

[opaque drum]

poggers

[lyric coral]

is the update out yet YAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWn

[ionic oracle]

How do you have so much darwinium ? You bought them ?

[lone glacier]

Is there a code?

Gift code

[lilac grove]

Yo does anyone have like a guide on how to get all the secret achievements?

[lilac grove]

And how tf do I get a quadrillion metabits?

[sullen rapids]

Wtf

[surreal jetty]

yooo im first

[velvet socket]

nice

[pseudo berry]

Check the wiki, it has all the achievements and how to get them

One of them takes atleast 2-3 months

[ashen coyote]

guys.

how tf did i got this achievement

[abstract moat]

watching ads or buying darwinium

[ashen coyote]

never bought darwinium, so i guess it's the ads

[abstract moat]

yup

[floral shuttle]

i caca 🥹

[inland berry]

you poop? Idk, caca means shit/poop in my language

[potent granite]

They doodoo 😔

[viral blade]

Well?

[glad tiger]

Idk

[velvet wadi]

is there a way to watch ads onpc?

[indigo topaz]

no

[indigo topaz]

😂 whats that supposed to mean

[potent granite]

Anyone wanna know the two most important rules when in nightmare?

[slate turtle]

Not aimed at anyone btw

Joe mama so fat thats shes like the universe, constantly expanding

[stiff pecan]

LOL

[slate turtle]

Or

Joe mama so fat that she turned into a black hole

[opaque drum]

@Make It A Quote

oh right it isn't here

(which is a good thing)

[languid heart]

I once dated a fat girl. Boy was she fat. When she got out of the bathtub it had stretch marks.

[indigo topaz]

LMAO

[opaque drum]

that's crazy 💀

[primal pond]

Hello, I have a question, I wanted to know how I can install cells in Linux, is there a way? If so, could you explain to me?

[tough marsh]

using Proton

[lyric coral]

Well good morning guys

[tough marsh]

gm, blaisei

[lyric coral]

Am I the only one with exams coming up?

And why does my keyboard want me to use THIS image so much

[trim timber]

because it looks silly

no doubt

[indigo topaz]

lol wha

[indigo topaz]

good afternoooon

[primal pond]

whats is proton?

[tough marsh]

https://www.protondb.com/

[primal pond]

How do I play it?

[pearl flame]

-w-

[indigo topaz]

-w-

hai

[broken stump]

Priceless. Keep these coming.

[languid heart]

She was so fat every time she put on heels she struck oil.

[broken stump]

Amazing.

Why were you with her?

[languid heart]

Ugly. Hell I know I'm ugly because when I was a kid I asked my old man, "Can we go to the zoo?" He looked out from behind his newspaper and replied, "If they want you back they'll come get ya."

[ashen coyote]

hai chat :3

[inland berry]

try this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzzEOyPNQcE

[slate turtle]

No

[tranquil hinge]

I’m saving up for 50 logits. Do I get the Teapot, Telescope, Money, Philosophy Artefact, dog domestication, or cat domestication? I can only get 1, pls tell me which benefits me most. I need to get 2 more of Vesta to rank up and go to beyond episode 8 and as for mesozoic im on the rank where you unlock argentinosaurs, im halfway through it. I have 0 prestiges in meso. I make 1 million metabits per second. I hope this info helps you tell me which one is better for me to buy now.

[lyric coral]

You can get teapot to get through beyond faster, especially as it upgrades asteroids. the rest of them.. im not sure if they'll be useful right now,

[tranquil hinge]

okay

thanks a lot

i got it

🙂

[lyric coral]

np ^^

[tribal knot]

Your momma's so fat she tried bungee jumping and went straight to hell

[cobalt heath]

who is a furry in here?

[buoyant dawn]

Never falling asleep at the function again dawg😭

[floral shuttle]

i caca 🥹

[velvet socket]

Huh

And you already wrote that

[indigo topaz]

😂

[wooden spire]

😭

[indigo topaz]

YO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I S RANKED 5-2N

THE HARDEST LEVEL EVER
IN RHYTHM DOCTOR

OH MY GAHHHDDD

[simple adder]

Congrats^

[robust lion]

ooh they rewrote the rules 👀

[opaque drum]

oh là là

"treat others like how you want to be treated"

what if i have self-hatre-

[wise trail]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-bop-bop-yes-yes-пузо-живот-смех-танцы-gif-27224458

[potent granite]

@alpine river

[lyric coral]

Somebody cacaed in here

[stuck nymph]

I Wonder when they gonna add cenozoic Valley and paleozoic valley

[indigo topaz]

LMAO

[indigo topaz]

pls no

i dont want other sims

[indigo topaz]

lets see if you do caca tomorrow

caca

[plain junco]

[stuck nymph]

Why?

[indigo topaz]

bcz

i have only 800 darwinium

i dont wanna spend another 100$ for it

[lyric coral]

Imagine spending money for darwanium

[outer tapir]

Music is a bit broken for the new beyond update

Whenever I rank up one of the supernovas, it doesn't play music like it should.

Also, it leaves the music silent for a while after that because usually it would still be playing, if I wasn't going through the card thing so fast, it wouldn't still be "playing" when I leave but uh yeah no new music for me.

On Android.

[outer tapir]

Feces

[outer tapir]

Also, you got the legend role. Very nice.

[indigo topaz]

i will ping the mods

[outer tapir]

Oh sorry

[lyric coral]

Lucky! I didn't get the update yet :((

[outer tapir]

What.

Why are you talking about that?

[lyric coral]

#🏠-general message

[outer tapir]

I don't understand.

[lyric coral]

He do be pooping in the general

I didn't get the update yet btw

[outer tapir]

Can't say f( REDACTED ) though.

Check the play store?

[lyric coral]

That had so much potential

You mean fuck?

[outer tapir]

eces

As in like the Romanian or Spanish definition I think

This is getting too silly.

[outer tapir]

Well darn.

[lyric coral]

Pingsjsjsaieueue

[outer tapir]

I entered the new episode yesterday.

1 thing left to do, astronomy mission and that's it.

[lyric coral]

I enter my paseowrd

[outer tapir]

I've used no boost except for the research.

[lyric coral]

So next episode is pretty easy?

[outer tapir]

Well, I got a lot of cards and I've kind of been doing research for the last 2 months before.

I got 69 constellation fragments and that's after getting the two new constellations.

[lyric coral]

Hrngmgss

[lyric coral]

Nice

[lyric coral]

AGMOANEMOAHGNEANAHGE FINALLY ITS UPDATING

HOHOHOBAHAHKDEKAOEEIEJDJWJAAJFLEJDAHDHG9IOHFFBEBUHAAJRKFK

[outer tapir]

Ok asdfg

Enough

[lyric coral]

Ok

table slamming noises

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Sorry I'm back nwo

I just had a moment

Idk why, maybe lack of sleep

Yeah that's pretty cool, I don't think I'd have the patience or luck to get 69 fragments

[indigo topaz]

oh hi

[plucky jewel]

real

[indigo topaz]

blasie

blaieei

blaisei

[lyric coral]

But at the same time I fill whatever constellations I can get my gritty hands on

[indigo topaz]

oh there we go

[lyric coral]

Hello lemur

[indigo topaz]

welcome back

[indigo topaz]

LMAO

u can call me LAN

or local area network zoo range

(LANzoor)

[lyric coral]

Oh hi local area network

[indigo topaz]

lol

haha LAN go brrrr

[lyric coral]

Some call me 🔥your majesty🔥 so you can call me that if you like ☺️

[indigo topaz]

ok

your majesty

[lyric coral]

Thank you

So let's get back, update finally reached Android

[outer tapir]

Sorry

[indigo topaz]

no problem, our majesty

[indigo topaz]

its fine

[lyric coral]

When did you become communist

[indigo topaz]

haha this is another virus

[indigo topaz]

0.000000000001 yoctosecond ago

[outer tapir]

Orange cult

[indigo topaz]

aa

ok

aint no way that ill do that

[outer tapir]

Server's kind of dead anyway.

[indigo topaz]

yes.

[lyric coral]

Server is usually more alive

[outer tapir]

It's devolved into people only saying orange and silence.

[lyric coral]

Now update is out people will come soon

[indigo topaz]

ok

yes

[lyric coral]

Sounds right for a cult

[indigo topaz]

a sllice of an orange will do.

[outer tapir]

Most interesting thing was a "revolution" by apples or something.

Anyway, I'm showering soon so bye

[indigo topaz]

ok

[indigo topaz]

aauuuggghhhhhhhhh

[outer tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-catsoftheinternet-cat-attitude-cattitude-gif-23553673

[lyric coral]

[outer tapir]

Silly creature

[indigo topaz]

[indigo topaz]

lmao, its the c2s version of it

[indigo topaz]

cats are not liquid. it is a plasma.

[lyric coral]

Cats are a non-newtonian fluid

[indigo topaz]

4th form of material

[indigo topaz]

true XD

[lyric coral]

4rth is plasma

[indigo topaz]

yes

[lyric coral]

5th is Bose Einstein condensate

[indigo topaz]

and 5th is well

gel

includes jelly

[lyric coral]

6th is cats

[indigo topaz]

and like everyone's tummy (CHILL THATS A JOKE)

[lyric coral]

No gel counts as between solid and liquid

[indigo topaz]

[indigo topaz]

but

they are seperate

gel and solid

and gel and liquid

anyways

[lyric coral]

[indigo topaz]

cats are the 6th form of materials,

[lyric coral]

I DID NOT MEAN TO SEND SO MANY

[indigo topaz]

yes, the limit has proven by @calm ridge our royal crow

[indigo topaz]

lmao

[lyric coral]

Oh god I could've gotten muted for thay

[indigo topaz]

there is a mystery of the cat's behaviou at a form of material, and scientists were looking for the answer for almost 2000 years.

[calm ridge]

oh I am royal, thx

[indigo topaz]

yes

our royal crow

take a crown

👑

a crow with a crown

👑
🐦‍⬛

[calm ridge]

nice

[lyric coral]

You can't spell crown without crow

[indigo topaz]

ye

[lyric coral]

But it's my humble opinion that corvus would much prefer a shiny diamond

💎

[indigo topaz]

lol

[calm ridge]

thx

[indigo topaz]

here ya go

[calm ridge]

I'm rich now

[indigo topaz]

get a netherite ingot, sir

[calm ridge]

wait

[indigo topaz]

?

[calm ridge]

lanzoor your username

is no one

now

[indigo topaz]

get a command block so that you can run /give @s enchanted_golden_apple infinity time

here ya go

[indigo topaz]

no one is typing

[calm ridge]

lol

[indigo topaz]

no one has accepted your friend request.

[outer tapir]

Yume Nikki barracks settlement song starts playing

[indigo topaz]

lol

[lyric coral]

Reminds me of a gig I did a year ago

I named myself everyone

[indigo topaz]

ashahfsdfhsafhajasdlfjhfsdfsadfhs

[lyric coral]

And people would ping me and go "Haha I pinged everyone!"

Which was fun and games until they'd actually ping everyone on accident and get muted

And it was beautiful

[indigo topaz]

me to

too*

im back

😂

amogus

here is a nice spoiler

@indigo topaz

@indigo topaz

[opaque drum]

fun fact: based on wikipedia's definition, all drinks are food

ok but since when were the beta chats limited to the role only‽

grrrr

now i can't comment on beta stuff while not having beta stuff which is kinda crung

[robust lion]

Like a week ago

[little stump]

https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/1200105190896975902 do this fr fr

[loud sail]

placeholder

[little stump]

agreed

me waiting for beyond leak

[robust lion]

They fixed it

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/871078752745041951/1138843608225685575/1034859368287588413.gif

[little stump]

NOOOOOO

[loud sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/871078752745041951/1138843608225685575/1034859368287588413.gif

[slate turtle]

Back from my trip

It was majority of clothes 💀

I mean we did go to a restaurant and all I got was a single pack of pokemon cards

*pack of cards not in said restaurant btw

[rugged mist]

is it normal I can tell where I just got a notification based on what the notif sounds like

[broken stump]

Did you have fun? Was it educational?

[normal haven]

i think this is my first time talking here like ever so hello chat

[slate turtle]

It was mid, also a school reward trip

[south void]

hi everyone/olá a todos/hola a todos

[floral shuttle]

i peepee 😎

[deft spire]

Hey, welcome!

[indigo topaz]

😂

now "caca" became "peepee"

[indigo topaz]

hello/ola/hola

[wheat wigeon]

is there a way to get a 2x boost without using darwinium on pc?

[robust lion]

nope

[wheat wigeon]

rip

[terse shuttle]

Other than the daily rewards for the main sim.

[wheat wigeon]

I wish there was a way to boost on pc other than with Darwinium

[inner nexus]

how do you join the beta also im new to this server

so hi

[robust lion]

Definitely not in #🚪-how-to-join-beta

[inner nexus]

ik that now lol

[wheat wigeon]

if you could link accounts rather than transferring that would be amazing 🙏

[native pelican]

i have an idea

exploration event that has extra traits unlocked after the last one that finishes it up is bought to let people play it even after they complete the event

[indigo topaz]

ok

nice

[little stump]

garl i c pone with friends

[light frigate]

i could never use my brain to come up with something that good in G phone

[lyric agate]

Can anyone help me find a specific youtuber? There was this teenager who made these horrible songs, i remember listening to one with "summer" in the title around summer 2020. Think it was called Hot Summer. Genre was pop, with some bad computer beats? He sung the vocals himself, and he was laughed at everywhere. Someone also posted one of the songs on Genius.com. Dunno if his channel still exists tho

[real marsh]

Germany

[pliant rapids]

yoooo this game supporting gahanaaa?

Wowww

[pliant rapids]

Why did my name get changed

Bruh

Ogogo

[glad tiger]

I want new roadmap

[pulsar hound]

The red yellow and green giving me African Flag vibes

[potent granite]

This is the shit I watch on youtube 🗣️🙏

https://tenor.com/view/exes-exes3-beans-beans-bath-your-beans-gif-25555421

bathbomb
bathbean

[floral shuttle]

No caca or peepee today 😔

[glad tiger]

I both caca and peepee

[robust lion]

🤠

[zenith ice]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[rapid girder]

[icy junco]

I’m making a language who wants to help me?

[indigo topaz]

lmao

[indigo topaz]

its very hard

[indigo topaz]

LMAO

🧄 📱

dot

[icy junco]

ONION

[icy junco]

I’m not trying to be rude but I need you to answer this for my next question, are you autistic or have adhd or any tendencies or things like that?

[indigo topaz]

no

its very hard to my knowledge

like

[icy junco]

Then you can’t help

[indigo topaz]

huh

[icy junco]

YOU CANT HELP

[indigo topaz]

ok

chill

[icy junco]

Sorry

I just drank 7 5 hours energyies

[indigo topaz]

lol ok

[robust lion]

35 hours energy

[icy junco]

Matching

[icy junco]

You are the adhd?

[robust lion]

Idk

I don’t think so

[icy junco]

Do you have the tendencies

[floral shuttle]

Guys its 4 am should i sleep ? 🤔

[worn knoll]

Sleep is for the weak

I'm just incredibly weak

Not that it matters given that it's the pinacle purchase, but fies it bother anyone else that the Aorta enhancement boosts Liver function?

[tough marsh]

llike a programming language or-?

[rotund ivy]

same

[sweet sand]

I'm not into programming though

But when it comes to spoken languages then I have an idea of what I want

Something meant to be for people who know enough phonology

It all started when I realized how cool it is that British "er" (nurse/bird etc.) can be used to approximate French eu//German and Turkish ö

And also that major languages usually tend to have enough sounds to approximate most other big-enough languages' sounds

[lyric coral]

35 hour energy

[opaque drum]

i may be autistic/adhd but i don't feel like languaging rn

[indigo topaz]

lolololololoooloolloololol

[indigo topaz]

🤮 😭 😔

[indigo topaz]

OH MAY GAHHHHHHDDDDD

[grim sparrow]

Like they blocked the Beta discord channel

[naive gale]

good morning

are all (or most) of these related to augmentations?

[upper hemlock]

There is one next to Darwin

[inland berry]

no, you just need the new discord beta roles

[glad tiger]

c

a

c

a

[potent granite]

What did they do to my bro💀💀🙏🙏

[abstract moat]

First to fall asleep will wake up without their skeleton, skin, muscles, digestive system, kidneys, liver, other organs and their nervous system missing

[potent granite]

So real 🗣️🙏

[cobalt heath]

hey

you know that the human body is a evolution disaster?

[timber geyser]

Bro why I’m beta tester

https://tenor.com/view/snowman-mewing-gif-10780355880827492718

[abstract moat]

CHEATER MARK

[timber geyser]

I do that in 2022

But now I stoped

[abstract moat]

you are now forever punished

[glad tiger]

a cheater?!?!!

You are hereby banned from playing Cell to Singularity

Jk

[deft spire]

There's an easy way to get access to channel but I won't tell you
I don't help cheaters, no matter how long ago you did that

[glad tiger]

🙃

L

[calm ridge]

But water on the hills is not a cheater now

[little stump]

breathing air in the morning after waking up hits hard

[robust lion]

You’re a cheater too

[potent granite]

“FIRE IN THE HOLLLLLE” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️

[naive gale]

you guys have no clue how long it took my stupid ass to find this little guy
he's way too tiny 😭

[worn knoll]

Are you tagging it for a mission? You can double click on the portrait on the generator panel and it'll focus on one of whatever you were looking at. It's only annoying with compys

[naive gale]

Oh that would have made it a lot easier

[opaque drum]

bruh

[spring kestrel]

hi evryuan

https://tenor.com/view/eww-god-no-nasty-gross-disgusting-gif-17172294

[wet stag]

Bruh

I'm beta tester

[indigo topaz]

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

[calm ridge]

Ok

[twilit arrow]

Gimme codes

I cant use some codes

[robust lion]

There’s only 3 valid

||DARWIN|| ||STAYCELLULAR|| ||MASTERPIECE||

[wintry horizon]

O

Year and a half later xD

Damn

[potent granite]

Not long enough 😭

[rugged mist]

yall can u put multiple styles in the art contest (like two styles in the one drawing)

[rugged mist]

@split bison

[outer tapir]

Bro became Minos Prime or something.

[outer tapir]

Considering the visual arts contest has three icons I've never seen before, I guess there might be an art event update?

Also, what are the two new secret achievements from the bronze age update please?

[crude sequoia]

Exited for the new art contest

[honest pivot]

you can definitely try, we are curious to see how you plan to incorporate more than 2 movements in one piece of work

[inland berry]

as an idea or tip, he could make a triptych, or art within art

the limit is the imagination

[robust lion]

Question for the art event. Does the art have to be new, or can we submit art we’ve already made?

[azure vector]

How much effort do we need to put? Could it be a glorified shitpost? @split bison

[opaque drum]

well

it should be either cubism, dadaism or pop art

cubist shitpost is insane

[azure vector]

shitting toothpaste cubism time

[azure vector]

quite literally a shitpost

[indigo topaz]

this was a mistake aditya

@adsafjdsfay remove the zeppelin bot in the world

[robust lion]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-gif-20411229

[indigo topaz]

@indigo topaz

remove the zeppelin bot

from the entire world

[tough marsh]

hope you enjoy your nickname

[indigo topaz]

huh

[tough marsh]

oh, oops

darn zeppelin

[indigo topaz]

lol

hehe i changed it into some random thingys

[indigo topaz]

see? even the devs hate zeppelin. (no ping)

[robust lion]

doubt (yes ping)

also one tiny probem with removing zepplin

||# you cant ban people #||

[tough marsh]

well

actually

[indigo topaz]

use the vannila feature

you can simply ban people

[robust lion]

the hoobadeewha

[indigo topaz]

with right clicking profile

[indigo topaz]

hoobadeewha

[indigo topaz]

? (not no no ping)

[tough marsh]

but it's so much more fun to type commands out like this !ban lanzoor fake (not real) (didn't pass the vibe check) so then users can see why I banned theem

[indigo topaz]

hahhfdshfasffdsh

[robust lion]

hold on i need to test this

oh yeah

[tough marsh]

lol

[robust lion]

and a funny gif plays

[indigo topaz]

whats that server

[indigo topaz]

you can type the reason at the vanilla feature

and uhh

the funnny gif is mre funnier than that

more*

[icy junco]

Says who

[tough marsh]

but it doesn't send it to the banned user

[indigo topaz]

AAAAAAAA A PING A PING A PING- (not no no no no ping)

[split bison]

As long as it follows the rules of the contest, I'm fine with it.

Note: you're art must be related to cells

[opaque drum]

beautiful

[wary lake]

Yo

How to get beta tester

[void willow]

Yo

[lethal gull]

e

[inland berry]

just follow this #🚪-how-to-join-beta message

MASTERPIECE

yes

[wary lake]

Thx

[deft spire]

Nah, Drako just like to scream random words out of blue

[inland berry]

EXACTLY

[south igloo]

lol

[split bison]

time to make EXACTLY into a code

[normal wharf]

I accidentally opened the game on Steam while offline, and I don't know what happened but I lost 4 months worth of progress

what should I do??? edit: never mind I managed to restore a local backup, luckily...

[potent granite]

can you not buy darwinium on steam nor do codes work on steam edition for me

[inland berry]

ILIKEIT

😂

[lyric coral]

Guys I did well on my physics exam

No funky lines will dismember me today

But I need to study what ENTROPY is for my chemistry exam and I can't take it seriously.

[lyric coral]

Raaaaaaa

Raaaaaaaa

Raaaaaaaaa

I'm freaking bored

[shrewd torrent]

What is the code

[abstract moat]

MASTERPIECE

[potent granite]

Easy, it’s the stuff that allows the tech tree to grow (kudos if you actually put that answer on the exam)

[indigo topaz]

GREATIDEA

[indigo topaz]

me too

[indigo topaz]

lmao true

[robust lion]

You sound like lanzoor

[deft spire]

Definitely not

[terse shuttle]

Forgot the all caps lol

[indigo topaz]

wha

[indigo topaz]

ha

ahahahahah

[terse shuttle]

insert Lanzoor evil laughter

[indigo topaz]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

MWUAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA

there u go

[lyric coral]

I'm hotter

[lyric coral]

@indigo topaz right? ☺️

[indigo topaz]

lol

yes

[lyric coral]

There

Now that that's settled

Wish me luck

For my English exam

[indigo topaz]

ok

good luck

[indigo topaz]

fjfjfjfjfj

[glad tiger]

Hi

[indigo topaz]

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ

[high otter]

Nah I’d win.

[lyric coral]

I don't like you.

[lyric coral]

Ants
🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

[indigo topaz]

🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

yay i survived

nether portal

pether nortal

[opaque drum]

oh dear

i knew the ai posts gonna dominate lol

[indigo topaz]

yes

but i drew it my me

[deft spire]

Hmm
@aditya20.0 If we would want to send one ai art and one self made, would we need to choose only one?

[tranquil hinge]

:obsidian::obsidian::obsidian::obsidian:
:obsidian::portal::portal::obsidian:
:obsidian::portal::portal::obsidian:
:obsidian::portal::portal::obsidian:
:obsidian::obsidian::obsidian::obsidian:

[pseudo skiff]

Hi

[tribal knot]

Greg gang mascot?

[tranquil hinge]

Greg 👍

[calm ridge]

Greg 👍

[little stump]

Greg 👍

[velvet wadi]

Greg 👍

[still slate]

G R E G 👍

[cobalt heath]

any lore for the game

[solemn sinew]

Tried taking some weird pictures in game

[terse shuttle]

when you eat that mystery mushroom 💀

[solemn sinew]

Haha

[velvet socket]

you are creating simulation for hexagon lol

or its not hexagon?

idk

[tardy hemlock]

How do I leave the beta?

[high otter]

I love you😩😩😩

[deft spire]

What platform?

[tardy hemlock]

Android

[deft spire]

Check out pins in #💬-beta-chat

[opaque drum]

sus but ok

[chilly path]

I bought the capybara and giant squid artifacts as well as the gorilla for some reason which should I buy next

[deft spire]

Did you buy an Extinction artifact already?

[chilly path]

don't think so

No

[deft spire]

Then I suggest you to buy it next

[chilly path]

alr ty

[deft spire]

Np

After that, the rest is entirely up to you

[glad tiger]

After extinction you should get these

[small osprey]

Hpws everyone doing on this fine night/day?

[potent granite]

On youtube I got recommended a 15 year old video with 44 million views titled "1 man 1 jar"

[small osprey]

...

[robust lion]

Deleted message here 🫥

[plucky latch]

Main route seems in a slump now, Am I missing something?

[small osprey]

You might have gotten everything you could.

[plucky latch]

Next upgrades from simulations takes months to get then?

[small osprey]

Maybe augmentation ls, bit there will be a point where you pretty much can't upgrade that

[lyric coral]

Oh really? Give me 5 dollars.

[winter grail]

Ey

[deft spire]

you clicked that you're interested in beta updates

And when joining there was a welcome screen

Also welcome

Our favorite

[haughty spindle]

I bought something called map mode from the augmentations, but even after enabled that, I don't see a difference anywhere. So can anyone tell me what's that? And where is that change happens?

[deft spire]

In civilization gardens you should see a new option near photo mode

[haughty spindle]

Okay. Wait let me check

[neon idol]

hi, anyone not seeing the Money Exploration event?
sorry just got back on after upgrading my computer.

[deft spire]

Are you in beta by any chance

[neon idol]

umm yes.

🤦‍♀️

[deft spire]

That's the issue lol
While in beta you might be limited from events from time to time since devs plan on testing new ones soon

[neon idol]

ah.
got it, thanks.

umm, I lost my Beta tester role.
is there a way to request it back?

[haughty spindle]

Yup. Got it. Thank you.

[deft spire]

Check out #🚪-how-to-join-beta

[neon idol]

thx.

[ivory brook]

Maybe wrong channel

sorry

[deft spire]

Hm?

[high otter]

Money doesn’t prove love bozo

[tough marsh]

Who knows, what if money is their love language

[unique pagoda]

I like the funny bee event

[little stump]

we need to do more VC events 🗣️

[kindred bay]

Hm

[slate gull]

who wants a mosaic made of their profile picture

[robust lion]

✋

[granite onyx]

Yooo

[opaque drum]

flintandsteel94 on his way to post only 5 messages in the span of 3 years and the last one is an absolute masterpiece of a drawing:

[split kernel]

I just realized that tomorrow is the start of the month I was born in. Next thing I know is that I'll be 25 years old.

[opaque drum]

early happy birthday!!!!!

[tribal knot]

Darn youngins. 25 years old was so long ago

[unique pagoda]

Plas

[lyric coral]

I'm not asking you to prove it dingus

[wary lake]

Yo guys how and where to verify for different roles like the reality legend etc

[half shard]

yo sup guys

[deft spire]

You need to connect your game to discord via game transfer

And then assign roles in the option "linked roles" here

[wary lake]

Thx

[potent granite]

Is the power of images a new event or is it old

[fallow crypt]

Hi

[dark canopy]

ooooh i've never done that one before! mebbe it's new!

[deft spire]

It's fairly new

Not sure if totally new in public version, I get confused with public and beta version at this point

[dark canopy]

as a non-beta player i've never seen this one before

[potent granite]

Fanmade thing i made

[abstract moat]

We have the bacterium trait, so maybe better to place it to that?

[hallow pine]

What do you guys think?

[potent granite]

What's a trait

[potent granite]

Can you give me a template for the square things, the rhombus things and the circle things pls

[deft spire]

I can give you the square and circle

One sec

[hallow pine]

#🎨-cells-art message

#🎨-cells-art message

[potent granite]

No i want you to show me the templates i was just pointing out that

[deft spire]

Those are the templates

Also, here's the original for square one #🎨-cells-art message

[potent granite]

Already found it

[abstract moat]

One of these squares(also here is the bacterium trait)

[potent granite]

Guys i was in beyond and when i looked at the achievements it said 'reach Luna rank 5'

[robust lion]

The square nodes

Not to be confused with trait CARDS, which are for beyond and meso

[potent granite]

Took me an hour to make this

[golden vortex]

Hey

[robust lion]

Hey

[terse shuttle]

“to infinity, and beyond!”

[pure briar]

I'm dying

[inland berry]

that's not the amazing digital circus anymore

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-incrives-meme-meme-react-gif-25029710

[pure briar]

TADC is filled with r34

Even for a cartoon girl

A bunny

A doll

And a denture with autistic eyes

[sinful holly]

GUYS ONE OF MY FREINDS MOM JUST died sadly

[inner nexus]

rip

[wary lake]

ok im dumb wheres the linked roles

[sinful holly]

yes RIP

[rotund ivy]

R.I.P

[high otter]

What is TADC

[lyric coral]

Terms and Doncitions

:))

It's to get more people to read them btw

[sharp tusk]

What is Cell to singularity?

I just found it on Reddit and I want to know more info

[deft spire]

Three dots next to the servers name

[deft spire]

Is there something exactly what you want to know or just basic description about the game?

[sharp tusk]

Yes/j

I want a basic description

[deft spire]

So
This is an idle/clicker game about evolution, there are 3 simulations, one about evolution of life and human development, one about dinosaurs called mesosoic valley, and last one about space, the newest simulation called beyond
Your goal is to unlock everything and rank up in mesosoic and beyond

[sharp tusk]

Oh okay

[sick valve]

Hi, is there a way to get permission to message in the beta-chat channel. I want to message about only the beta and in the respective chat. Thank you for any help

[sick valve]

If not, I finished the most recent beta release and would like to ask the developers what they would most like to know from my experience or just in general.

[inland berry]

follow the instructions from here 👉 #🚪-how-to-join-beta message

[sick valve]

Thank you

[sick valve]

I apologize for any inconvenience this has caused

[stoic stream]

y'all got some codes for Darwinium?

[potent granite]

STAYCELLUAR

[split kernel]

Actually, I'm having issues with that. I've tried doing the steps even though I'm already in the beta program and when I put my user ID into the tab and submit it, nothing happens.

[split jay]

do i lose much if i'll skip last task on mesozoic valley where i need to accumulate big amount of fossil?

[inland berry]

did you had sync your game with discord?

[split kernel]

That I didn't and been trying to figure that out.

[inland berry]

so you did this, and nothing happened #🏆-share-your-prestige message

[inland berry]

no, but try to complete them in the last ranks, because is where you gain more cards and mutagen

[split kernel]

I haven't yet.

[inland berry]

well, you have to do that first, otherwise, it's impossible to get 😅

[split kernel]

Me and my dumb brain. Thx for the help!

[split jay]

how do i get more roles based on my game achievements?

[inland berry]

based on your game achievements, there are only 3 roles that you can get, reach the singularity in less than 5 minutes, in less that 2 minutes, and get all secret achievements

[split jay]

i mean not only achivements but progress in general

[inland berry]

here you have all the role requirements 👉 #🏆-share-your-prestige message

[split jay]

so i just post screenshots from game on that channel?

[inland berry]

if you have fulfilled these objectives you can obtain the roles by synchronising your game to discord

[inland berry]

no no

follow the guide i send to gaiancommander

[inland berry]

this guide

complete all, and you can get your roles in server

[split jay]

done. thanks

[inland berry]

yeah, you did it, good

[split jay]

for primary simulation E20 is max?

because after i restart simulation multiplier doesnt increase anymore

[hot mango]

guys

I can't chat on beta chat anymore

what did I do wrong?

[hallow pine]

Idea: Palaeozoic Valley

I. Cambrian - Unlocks Crustaceans (Crabs, Krill, Lobsters and Shrimp), Bivalvia (Mussels, Oysters, Scallops, Clams), Echinoderms (Starfishes, Brittle Stars, Sea Cucumbers and Sea Urchins)
II. Ordovician - Unlocks Cephalopods (Squids, Octopi and Nautilus), Gastropods (Snails and Slugs), Annelids (Earthworms, Ragworms and Leeches)
III. Silurian - Unlocks Nothing...
IV. Devonian - Unlocks Fishes (Fishes, duh), Nematodes (Parasitic Worms)
V. Carboniferous - Unlocks Chelicerata (Arachnids, Sea Spiders and Horseshoe Crabs)
VI. Permian - Unlocks Uniramia (Insects and Millipedes), Amphibians (Frogs, Toads and Salamanders)

This would unbelievably hard to do

[inland berry]

read this 👉 #🚪-how-to-join-beta message

[inland berry]

suggestions only with /suggest command in #🎭-semblance , and there are many Paleozoic suggestion reviewed

[hallow pine]

I know, this isn't a suggestion, it's jsut an idea, suggesting this would be too much.

[prisma garnet]

9 qi

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[calm ridge]

Do you have a red symbol on your screen ?

Time travel is not allowed

[split jay]

i have it for long time. it doesnt grow now. game probably has some cap for now. but i got it before it was implemented in game

[robust lion]

back before the metabit tuning, there was a bug where you could get insanely high amounts of metabits. when the devs patched it, they lowered everyone's metabit counts to 10 Qi. when Neutrino expansion was added, it originally cost 1 qi.

[calm ridge]

Oh thx now I understand

[split jay]

i guess i dont have any red symbol

those 3 null nodes should be like that or i have something to unlock yet?

[robust lion]

null nodes are placeholdes for new glasses

you cant unlock them

[split jay]

so for now i have all glasses?

[robust lion]

yup

[split jay]

ok. thanks

[glad tiger]

Werent they placeholders for years

[potent granite]

I've wanted this to be in the game

[robust lion]

why is odd appearance a rare card

and how is it rank 54

[potent granite]

I just make up random things before actually discovering their meaning

[formal grotto]

oviraptot

[hallow pine]

Omg I just saw this

C2S in TierZoo

[robust lion]

why is it such an old version

[hallow pine]

Idk

this is from two months ago

[formal grotto]

two

[high glacier]

.

[wanton trail]

why this not work

[signal pebble]

Add a default mars skin toggle to the beyond after terraform please.

[opaque drum]

tierzoo caught lackin

[opaque drum]

not to be disrespectful but terraformed mars kinda looks sh- poop