#🏠-general
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It’s 6 pm
I play cells to singularity but I unlock the abyss like right away even though I'm new
i wish there was a way to message someone in game
or get redirected to their steam profile
yes
What if they don’t play on steam
Yes what
No actually not
thats why i said in game messanger first
I use phone sooo
theres a player names StoneLove69 who finished the event super fast and i wanna know how they did it
i completed alot of events but never any under 15 minutes
it usually takes me a day or two
i need to know how this guy did it
does anyone have any tips for speeding through the events
I don’t think it’s actually possible to get there under an hour
Because the event is relatively new and you couldn’t possibly stock up many badges
definitely cheating
Even if you use time skip you get 1 hour and it’s limited to 4 times before you have to wait 15 minutes for replenish
so it has to be cheats
Yes
because even using time skips it takes me about a day
And that’s pretty average and a good stat but I think with good amount of badges + darwinium and clicks you can get there in 2 hours
how many badges is alot of badges
ive been playing for a while now
i maxed the beyond and the dinosoars
I guess 30 is a good amount for starters definitely gives you an advantage
Why don’t you pick up the roles you’ll get access to #🦖-paleontologist-chat
550?
Yes
im prestige 10 lvl 50
No like 550 ranks
yeah im maxed
Yes basically
Nice
ty it took so long
Good stuff
how do i give myself the roles
linked roles
which catagory is that under?
ohh ok, so i just send a screenshot of my level in the beyond and mesosaic and an admin gives me the roles
mesozoic
ty @opaque drum got most of the roles now
how did you get the team plants and caniforms roles?
once upon a time, in an event far far away... in time
No that’s not how it goes 😠
is there a way to check how old my account is
or when i downloaded the game
i have 531 hours on this game lol
i don't think so
maybe somewhere in my steam purchase history
no i'm an orca
its lunch
Agh That is one of the few achievements I still need
I wonder how many I have
It
what is ligma
my friends are telling me to ask people what is ligma
what the hell is ligma
Don't
ligma ice cream (innocent version)
E
Ligma balls
Alright 😏
🍒
Delicious
i just remembered this
Pls don't do it
It's too late for that now
Noooo
#🎭-semblance then type "/codes" then get one of the codes and go back to C2S to redeem them
Send a screenshot of the UI
hello there
Hi
sup
Hello
are you an artist
I guess
Game design
Primarily concepts
For example I recently posted a Paleozoic tree in #🎨-cells-art
Which is supposed to be a prequel to Mesozoic
ah that's interesting
DO YOU USE A P P E L
No way you're going to waste your logits on fucking dog domestication or way worse, gorilla, save the fuck up for something useful like capybara, squid, or volcano
Yes 
✅
Android gang
Me after hearing the same shi- "sigma" song for like the 1000th time while I'm browsing the internet 💀 💀 💀
I can't escape it, no matter where I go it's always there
Not even Jesus can save me at this point now tbh 
it is impossible in iOS, due to Apple's strict restrictions
sorry abt that
no buddy, that is intentional
also,
take c2s content in #💬-cells-chat-
hi
hi
Hello
hi
Tap to earn Absolutely Nothing ⬛
Well why would I tap it then
to earn absolutely nothing, duh
I thought it was spoilered text 💀
tlol
lol
i'll play roblox
||⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛||
this is spoiler text
but no
CAT
I got a dwarf lab 2 smart telescope for Christmas and it can look at the sun so I Tried it and here a Timelapse of the sun. You can see that the black spots(sunspots)
Nice
Epic

I thought my eyes are gonna get deepfried when I play this video
The clouds got in the way at the end
Hugging cat rn
Cat alert
Heck yeah
I made fanart
🟤
its like a bowl of rising dough
Is there a dog thread
Cutie
Not yet, but there probably should be
I see
Ty
Cats are indeed a liquid, confirmed.
Guys I remember there was an explore event which showed earth dominated by weird insects or something like that, why I can't find that event in the badge section?
Life after Apocalypse
that cockroach
yes
Ohhh thanks!
Real
r u korean?
Yes
ME TOO
Oh
@little stump
K
Lol we getting all the Koreans together?
Lol
u don’t accept friend requests, so…
E
can share me the location of secrets???
What secrets
the achivement of finding secrets of semblances
ohhhh
nevermind
thank you
1 and 2. Reach Singularity in under 5 and 2 minutes respectively
3. In the animal garden, double tap on an ape to make it dab
4. Locate the Galapagos Island
5. Click on the Paradise Bird
6. Type BEAGLE in the Darwin statue
7. Purchase the Disco Flatworm thingy in the Augmentations and double tap on the flatworms in the garden
8. Get all sharks
9. Click on the T-Rex in the meso garden
10. Get all 66 dodos in the Dodo Hunt every Halloweeb
11. Buy the Coinage trophy in the Augmentations and flip it in the garden. Objective is to get Heads 4x
Idk the rest lolol
2 of them is
Cat Domestication - Pet the cat in Civilisation Garden
Dog Domestication - Pet the dog in Civilisation Garden
I lost my progress so idrk
some more
Click Archie in Meso
Find Archie's fossil in Land Garden
Find the Amazonian Dolphin (requires dolphin from tech tree)
Find Tibetan Fox
(requires fox from tech tree)
?
i am lonely
where is the location of 4 and 5
click on human and rotate, u will see a island
also,
that bird is in that island
good luck finding the bird
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Hello (let's see how long this lasts until this either dies or the mods grants us a thread where we can spam hello)
Hello
Hello (extra what)
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Ha-ha we built a bridge
Hello (let's pretend the chain didn't break)
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Hello
Another bridge
Hello (does this really not count 😭)
Hello
Noe
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello 😭
Hello 
bye
bye too
Da funny
Hello
A N O T H E R B R I D G E
You ran out of bridges
Hello
Nope
Hey Drako
nvm
He already said bye
i ran out of wood
hey hey hey 😎. what's up!?
Find metal
The roof
Just wanted to say hi, and a little break from counting on #1008130971201191987, how are you today though?
I took the pin
well, im saturated, and you?
I wonder if u can get to 200K in one day
hello
Hi
||Weird thing to say if i'm understanding it correctly|| but that's good, i'm just bored, i should start learning coding like i told myself i would do, but here i am, guess i'll start tomorrow
Probably not considering that discord starts delaying your messages if you send a lot of them
oh, what kind of code?
What's wrong with HTML
is not a programming language
Oh
Time to eat a cold hamburger
Well scrap that then
Never heard of either of those
maybe you can use the speech synthesis from mozilla
I already have a general idea how to do the first part, the second part is giving me a bit of a headache though
you mean something like sticky notes?
Something like that, yeah
hmm, you can use JSON to get object properties, like the message, the creation date, etc and create container where put every object
https://kotlinlang.org/docs/serialization.html perhaps this may be more explanatory
Wait people think the truman show is a comedy film
Is it?
No
Noo the hello chain ended
Hmm, I'll look into it
A while ago
You’re going to bird?
Bed
Bed
I just saw someone get their leg sliced off on tiktok
hi
hello
I need help- because of the way I play the game and the lack of Beyond updates at the time, I have completed the Exoplanets upgrades, but the progress for Sirius is stuck at 5/6 Exoplanet upgrades due to the update releasing when I had 4 of the 9 upgrades completed. How do I get this fixed?
hello
I believe you should contact lunch@computerlunch.com
guys
i had a weird dream i remember
so when i was at my house
everythung glitchies
i must be watching to much arg creepypasta stuffs back then
Lol
But where funny
What Primary sim upgrades are available past Martian Cities?
None actually
But metabit upgrades and glitches and logit prizes, and even meso ranks expand the tree elsewhere
Actually not the upgrades, those just make the simulation faster
hi
hi
yes 
true
agreed
I have decided to name this blue planet "john", say hello to john
so now you are in John gang and no longer in anti-greg-gang ?
both
idk
ok
whats greg gang
It's a gang which try to make greg popular in this server. Greg is a Tau Ceti h, a planet of the tau ceti star. Like Archie in the mesozoic valley, we want something to représent the beyond.
this took forever
here's a photo of my poo
Hello everyone
Hello
hi
No problems but we currently speedrunning 200k before 2024 so if it's 178999 please put the number quickly
If it's me I will pin you
Why no one told me that
I would make even more time to count
How about counting 200k exactly on 0:00 then too?
I think I got like 4-5 hours of sleep
And I have a concussion so I should be getting extra sleep

UTC I assume?
Oof
Would be the best
I was scrolling on YouTube 🤩 shorts and saw little sussy among us baka edging on that yellow phone 😔 bro does not pay for the bills 💵 🫨 he got the dawg in him ⚠️🤯
What
What
What
What
What
What
What
Anyone want to talk about random crap?
Ok
les do it
So what would a more realisic cts mars tree look like?
With the rise of private space companies like SpaceX
Those could be included into a revamped mars tree
Maybe
yep
But I'm not a mars specialist
Also imagine one day the devs add solar system colonisation after mars terraforming...
yes
It would be very cool
hi corvus
Hi
I really want to see mars terraforming but I think I will be dead before...
corvus the crow
Maybe I can see the beginning
ok
Yes I am a crow
Hey, what hour is it for you? For me it's 1:45 a.m
its 9:45 AM here lol
ello
welcome
:>
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lol
so many blocked messages
brah the chat died again 💀
good
btw i don't accept random friend requests :P
oh ok sry ;-;
paleonytolgotgtisarsez
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penrose triangle
yes, it is a illusion, and that shape is not possible
lol
The penrose triangle is not possible with the current physics, laws, and principles.
Euclid
thingy
nvm
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hello
Click here
i shall blow up hyperlinks
lol
true
memes go in the #😂-memes channel
fun fact: we19 and forg are either from the same timezone or totally opposite timezones
and fun fact: utc-2 is not opposite to utc+2
well, at least not in the logic of this message
"antipodal" perhaps
M31 aka Andromeda Galaxy. I try to get a better photo later
it's that dark
Wtf
I mean my phone can pick up some stars so I guess modern tech can pickup the moon
Sup
Does anyone know google makes home products
Yes
any Starbase fans here?
because, theres likely a dual static fire soon
or atleast 2 static fires pretty close to eachother
I made 2 suggestions yesterday, why have they not been approved/declined yet?
Here's what my phone picked up on 10x zoom on a fucking full moon night, what sorcerery is this??? (Or are you using a good ass camera, or apple or somth)
Wrong link hang on
Here it is
@lyric coral
I took this photo of Saturn with my old telescope
This one is my new one
Saturn in a sailor moon transformation?
*Sailor Saturn
It all makes sense now
Which one is better, 📘 , 📕 , 📗 , 📙 or 🔖 ?
🔖
nah i'm more of a 📘 or 📙 guy myself
nice
Any idea, why it does not show any other player in the current event?
maybe you don't have a good enough connection
Could be, I am in the mointains
I just switched connection (mobile data / WIFI) and restarted the game, still no other players... strange
that's weird
hot take: swearing should be allowed in all public discord servers
disagree
GEOMETRICAL DOMINATOR GGGGGGGGGGGGG
Imagine having snow
?
I wished for snow on Christmas where i live.
My wish was not fulfilled...
rip
I have no snow in my country that i'm living in
Make your own snow,
Eat ice
;_;
U without the snow
ITS STILL SNOWING LIKE CRAZY
its kinda cute
say hi to dog
hello
hello there
good girl
Good girl 😊
Can I boop her
why is there a 31 on december 😢
very good girl
because
yes
hi
bro is chronically impatient
Hello, can anyone tell me more about the server since I’m new?
mmmmmmmmmm numbers
Lol
I am fram the 3rd demensiam
How
to discuss the game, go to #💬-cells-chat
for fan art, go to #🎨-cells-art
for general art, go to #993535727889563668
for beta, go to #💬-beta-chat
for images of your game, go to #🏆-share-your-prestige (messages should have no text)
for- actually you probably already know all that and the rest
btw to suggest in #💡-suggestions use the /suggest command with @solemn wigeon in #🎭-semblance
also this channel has threads
How is Apple pencil go through pineapple pencil
something something 4 d
🗿
I’m from the 3rd dimension
Everyone is
Make it 3d dude
he sells expired dorncogs
Sausage?
Chicken Nugget Popsicles
Brothat's ew
No it's Archie poop
oh
Is it blood
archie
Y'all can't go without food for a second
What is that
chemistry
Ok
i thought it was geometry
how
huh
At this point i can say counting is more active than general
The spreading of these kinds of theories is disgusting
Show ground, must see snow
What the hell
Litterally my reaction
6/9(without counting the exoplanets) lets go
nice
hi
!ban 580519748391927812 crypto scams
Banned contelexanax#0 (Case #2659) (user notified with a direct message)
huh
yes, placeholder… the best event
Holy shit I decided to play Megaton Rainfall and it legit terrified me
of what
oh dam
*stole
Sordfeesh worked the hardest toward that goal, so the number was agreed to be reserved for him
You selfishly took it
One of the biggest 3 numbers in the channel
There were literally 10 numbers before it, everything seemed alright that someone stopped like that? There had to be a reason
You basically stole it imo
WHO TOOK 200K
WE SHOULD'VE DONE IT RIGHT ON NEW YEARS
GRAAAAAAAAA
AAAA- wait what's this
opens note
hmm, lanzoor, sordfeesh, stealing
wait, LANZOOR
GRAAAAAAAAA
baaically capitali- err no warns for today
or is it free market
Not cool
I CALLED DIBS FOR IT-

It was reserved for someone named sordfeesh
Ye 1 sordfeesh
Why would lanzoor steal tho
Not epic
I suggest not checking out the counting channel
Too late
WHY
ITS UNFAIR
Why dont u start counting so u get a pin then huh?
Why steal the achievement of someone that deserves it?
It's actually totally fair
Next time when you count a whole thousand, I'll steal your pin because I didn't have a pin in a while
Sounds fair?
ok, good
deal
i promise
That seems more valid
What happend 😭
Nothing
Hello btw
About numbers
You would need to not be sane to understand, for now be happy with sanity
I actually meant nothing big but whatever
Oh okay my bad
Sorry if i sounded rude
Nah
👺
Alright
Start from 200000
Oh HELL nah 😭
Aint no way im going all the way down
Nah nah nah yall are safe its supposed to be directed to me
Wait nvm
a
Also prolly #😂-memes
🤓 but yeash
gotham chess never fails to make fried fish tacos
hey guys- im so sorry for taking the 200k pin. i was kinda in a panic and decided to get that pin
and i totally didnt deserve the pin. i also apologized to sordfeesh, who was going to get the pin. i'll leave the counting channel, and i'm never ever going to count there. im so sorry.
E
problem sorted
me waiting for new pinned message in #💬-beta-chat
Wait what the hell I thought that was one image
you're gonna be waiting for some time 
Vienna Gambit: Fish Taco Variation
Hello everyone
hi
i think you have been surprised
A geode
cracked into two pieces of 
hello, I'm stuck in primary simulation and I don't earn enough metabits to buy new upgrades.What should I do?
Focus on meso valley and beyond (also events)
This is interesting, so excited to reach this level😀
do events and you'll get logits. buy some artifacts like the giant squid, and not only it'll boost your production, it'll boost your metabit production too
After i maxxed giant squid my income of both entropy and metabits grew much larger
yeah
hello there
hewwo hello(||CHILL I'M KIDDING||)
Hello
Ayo
man love this game its a good time killer
I
new year is approaching 
cussing real
austria momer
France is better 
Very beautiful village 🥰
h
Hpayp new yaer
there is 25 minutes left
There's actually a place in France called Nice? Mdr
23h 56m 4s*
Haha
15 hours
pft

Ain't no way it's 9am for ya- oh right i forgor ur in Seattle
Go doxx me
Phapy nwe yrae!
Dawg my noise cancelling headphones didnt work against those fireworks
Whats the age of consent in ur country
15
u mean like the age when you can get arrested and no longer a kid?
Yessr
a
So uhh, you're 12?
happy new years for everyone in utc+8 (i'm in bali) and above!!!!!!
and almost happy new years for jakarta and utc+7 (it's in 2 minutes)
oh dear, it's in 2 minutes
i should probably celebrate for that too
age of majority isn't always age of consent
still in 4 hours for me
whats the first
18
yea huh
I wish
Yes and 340k inhabitants live in this city.
my luck is terrible
popped open a black hole
got no e22 cards
not even e21
the best i got was janssen D:
L
you should make a resolution to be more lucky
You're going from the (I forget the term) outside perspective, I see
*yuh huh (nuh uh)
Nuh uh, yuh huh
Vote:
a) yuh huh or
b) yea huh
(I didn't add B reaction bc I expect Lil Imp will)
I did
Happy New year
Hello guys, Zorious here,
If you're reading this, it's almost 2024, yes i know there's a little less than 2 hours left now but happy new year to anyone around the world who saw this, i agree that we spent some good memories in 2023, but this year is over. Anyways goodbye guys i hope you enjoy and thanks to all of you, bye!
I only have to deal with people saying that for 8 and a half more hours
C'mon, it isn't that bad
OMG FR
7 and a half for me but yeah
AAAAAAAAA
Have an incredible new year my fellas
happy new year
2024 will be absolutly wild
I can feel it
What are your guys prediction on 2024?
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE
*2024 is starting
9 minutes for me
ok
Happy new year everyone! I wish you all the best this year!
I would be dead?
why
me too
idk, I just have this feeling
Already 8 am? Wow
Literally it just hit 0:00 5 minutes ago for me
Happy new year to you too Drako
for me it's 7:05 am
🥳
WEEEEEEEEEE
Happy new year
Hey!!! Happy new year 🎉
Same for me
18 min ago now
Happy new year
In Korea, it is January 1st. Happy new year!!
here is what constellations will look like in the year 9999 according to stellarium
stellarium
not space engine
a random star
and here is year 100000
space engine is paid?
Brown dwarf*
yes, its $29.99
😵

