🏠-general

[slate turtle]

ITS ME YAY

Or it could be a different duck idk

[round crypt]

Idk what kind it is

[slate turtle]

Duck duck.

[round crypt]

I have a couple in the style of your profile pic

[serene dawn]

Anseriformes.

[slate turtle]

Woo

[slate turtle]

Yes ik but I jokingly made a new general duck genus and species

[serene dawn]

What the duck doin

[slate turtle]

😮

[round crypt]

Protecting me and my plants

[opaque drum]

lore dropped, skeletron, aka greatquack, is owned by "kitkatsart"

[round crypt]

Lmaoo

[slate turtle]

How much am I worth

[opaque drum]

emo philosophers

[round crypt]

As much as any other duck (a lot)

[opaque drum]

let's say 100 dollars

[edgy blade]

Idk if this is allowed

[warped basin]

e

[potent granite]

how to get roles

[still slate]

go to #🏆-share-your-prestige and show images what do you complete and wait

[potent granite]

tell me the roles

[still slate]

go to #🎭-semblance and say /roles, the semblance will show the roles

[slate turtle]

Is it wot I think it is

Or am I insane

[edgy blade]

I don't know if you're thinking grass

[slate turtle]

Nvm idk

[edgy blade]

It's a watermelon plant

Everyone likes watermelons including me

[slate turtle]

Hmmmm

[little stump]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-troll-trollface-walk-discord-gif-22139157

[edgy blade]

It's still young

[slate turtle]

So it is wot I thought I think

WAIT IM SO DUMB ITS A PLANT POT AND DIRT

[edgy blade]

No

[slate turtle]

THIS CONFUSED ME SO BAD

[edgy blade]

I mean yeah most people don't have experience in planting

Nor ever really see them as growing fruits

And it was supposed to be seen literally two days from now but it just happened today

[little stump]

useless fact : every night in east asia new islands pop out

[potent granite]

damm

[opaque drum]

can't believe the islandation of south korea in 1953

[little stump]

we are now island nation after korean war but the UN forgor to change it

nor the people from other country know it

[opaque drum]

north korea really became atlantis

[opaque drum]

today's raining HARD holy crap

[eternal wolf]

wait those are just boats right

[storm rampart]

I have been revived from the grave of inactivity, and now I'm more of a ghost than an undead being like a fungus zombie ant.

[idle lion]

Am I the only one who finds the list of semblance beta testers kind of silly. #🎭-semblance message I mean half the names are likely bots since they are just numbers.

[opaque drum]

not bots, either inactive people, people who left, or people with deleted accounts

discord does that, and i really hate it

or maybe the reason is username change, idk

yea it's just a bug in embeds

if you have mentions in an embed it just shows the user id

@thediscorddevs yo fix this

[idle lion]

Not sure if it is something in need of fixing since I'm pretty sure they do that for confidentiality reasons since if a user leaves Discord then the staff in Discord needs to delete all information connected to that person due to the Data Protection Act. I learned about this when I did my college course.

In saying that though they could replace their names with something like "deleteduser" or "missinguser" or something else like that.

[opaque drum]

nah, a ping of someone who left still shows the name

it's just embeds being embeds

and i forgot to tell you: the glitch happens to anyone really

someone active could also be shown as numbers in a mention (in those embed texts of course)

oh dear, more than a month

i haven't even played progressbar95 yet!

[pearl flame]

Huh you know progressbar95?

[warped otter]

Los rumores son ciertos

[robust lion]

Huh?

[inland berry]

please, only english, thanks. Or go to #🇪🇸-español

[dapper cove]

F R U R' U' R F' r U R' U' r'

[slate turtle]

Man be having a stroke

[little stump]

GRSzfdhsgfmhdfxfy,chghfjdfgsfgmdlugodt6rtyitr

[earnest venture]

hello chat

[slate turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-chat-gif-21861289

[proven robin]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-vietnam-robin-williams-classic-announcer-radio-gif-4844905

[opaque drum]

vitnam

[opaque drum]

good now teach me the among us scramble

[worthy iron]

I shit my pants

[opaque drum]

same

[magic pumice]

Or j r U r' U R U' R' U' R U' M' U' r'

[opaque drum]

bro thinks bro speaking morse 💀 😭

[opaque drum]

i ain't playin dat

[deft spire]

Just silence

[clear bane]

Rw U2, X, Rw U2, Rw U2 , Rw' U2, Lw U2, Rw' U2, Rw U2, Rw' U2, Rw'

[opaque drum]

what does blud think he melakukan ☠️

[wet stag]

how to i get planetary explor role i pass ep 15

[little stump]

#📢-announcements message

[pearl plaza]

squid fishing boats

[wet stag]

half way

[fervent wolf]

@opaque drum

@little stump

@deft spire

CAN SOMEONE HELP

PLEASE

[clear bane]

for what ?

[fervent wolf]

How to get roles

Like u

[clear bane]

you are on pc ?

[fervent wolf]

Mobile

[clear bane]

ok

hum wait 2sec

[fervent wolf]

K

NVM I found out how

[clear bane]

Ok nice

[subtle mirage]

CAN SOMEONE HELP

I TRIED BUT I CANT GET THE ROLES

SOMEBODY

PLEASE

I JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO OPEN OAUTH PAGE THO MY GAME IS UPDATED

PLEASE

[clear bane]

ok

[subtle mirage]

PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

[clear bane]

in the game

[subtle mirage]

Pls help

[clear bane]

top right corner

[subtle mirage]

Ya?

[clear bane]

click on game transfert

[subtle mirage]

Ok

[clear bane]

then on the discord thing

[subtle mirage]

Ok one sec

[clear bane]

and here is the OAuth page

[subtle mirage]

Where

[clear bane]

create an acount before

and then you will see the discord button

[subtle mirage]

Ok so I make an acc

But that means I'll lose progress

[clear bane]

no

[subtle mirage]

Are u sure?

Ok then

[clear bane]

yes

100%

[subtle mirage]

Do I make an acc

[clear bane]

yes

[subtle mirage]

K one sec

Done

@clear bane

[clear bane]

yea

ok now

[subtle mirage]

I made an acc and did verification code

[clear bane]

do you see the discord button

[subtle mirage]

Where

[clear bane]

when you go into the game transfer menu

[subtle mirage]

The thing that gives 2 darwinium?

[clear bane]

no

in the game transfer

[subtle mirage]

Ya

[clear bane]

ok

click on it

[subtle mirage]

Ok done it says

[clear bane]

and then you have the OAuth page

[subtle mirage]

Link game to discord

[clear bane]

yea

[subtle mirage]

Ok tysm

Imma try

[clear bane]

np 🙂

[subtle mirage]

Was that it

I did update stats

[clear bane]

ok

now

in discord

are u on mobile or pc ?

[subtle mirage]

Mobile

[clear bane]

ok

[subtle mirage]

I'm the same guy

[clear bane]

oh okay

[subtle mirage]

I'm just using my alt cuz I decided to make an acc only for C2S

[clear bane]

ok

[subtle mirage]

Ok anyways what do I do

??

[clear bane]

it's in french but it's the same

[subtle mirage]

Ok I understand where

Ya I understand

Yay

@clear bane

Tysm

It doesnt show but ya

Tysm

[clear bane]

np 😄

[subtle mirage]

Now I gtg do my homework it's early where I live so bye

[dapper cove]

Alg?

[magic pumice]

Is that a ZBLL?

[magic pumice]

It should do the same as the one u sent I think

[dapper cove]

My alg is for oll 56

[magic pumice]

I don't remember which ones the numbers refer to, which one is that?

[clear bane]

4x4 oll parity

[dapper cove]

Yes

[magic pumice]

Oh, which one? I use a dif alg

[clear bane]

the one i use

[dapper cove]

Try this scramble for 2 by 2

[magic pumice]

Yea, that's what I sent

[dapper cove]

🧐

[magic pumice]

J M' instead of R' r I think

at least I intended to

[dapper cove]

What is your PB ? On 3 by 3?

[subtle mirage]

Wassup

[magic pumice]

24, J learned full OLL like 3 weeks ago (in middle of PLL)

[magic pumice]

I mean which parity? The OLL parity that "flips" the edge?

[clear bane]

yea

[dapper cove]

Ooooo nice my PB is 16 and I am learning oll and I am using fridrich r Reduced

[clear bane]

there's only one OLL parity isn't it ?

[magic pumice]

nice, im j boring with CFOP

[magic pumice]

Yeah, think so

[magic pumice]

I use r2 B2 U2 l U2 r' U2 r U2 F2 r F2 l' B2 r2 (I think)

[wet stag]

ok

soon i will be 50 rank soon dino

[clear bane]

you will see that's only the beggining of a long way to maxing dino

[magic pumice]

Im at 46 prestige 1

[potent granite]

hi people

i am rapper sans

[velvet socket]

hi rapper sans

[potent granite]

Long way to go

[magic pumice]

8 more prestige (the early go fast tho)

[robust lion]

please keep beta content in#💬-beta-chat only

[floral shuttle]

TO EARN THE RIGHT TO WORK 🗣 🔥 🔥

TO EARN THE RIGHT TO WORK 🗣 🔥 🔥

TO EARN THE RIGHT TO WORK 🗣 🔥 🔥

TO EARN THE RIGHT TO WORK 🗣 🔥 🔥

[robust lion]

?

[potent granite]

I've done 347 extinctions and I'll cry if I do any more

[deft spire]

I've done 550 extinctions and I want more

[potent granite]

Noooo why would you want to do more you masochist

[deft spire]

Never heard of my greatest suggestion "Hardcore meso"?

[potent granite]

only 203 left to go

[potent granite]

yea

and it makes me want to kms

☠️

I was here when you originally suggested it

you literally have me friended xD

[deft spire]

Also, I made a second one that is in suggestions few messages ago

[potent granite]

I think imma change my spooky pfp back bow

brb

back

anyways

Ik maybe it's too much to ask for but I wish for a huuuuge main simulation update

my sister basically finished the game somewhat quickly and then quite (didn't do meso or beyond and didn't get all metabit upgrades)

[deft spire]

Honestly I don't know what people don't like about the idea I made for main sim

[potent granite]

I want the entire tree of evolution in c2s lmao

[potent granite]

I love main sim so much

it's the best of them all

[deft spire]

Unless they see only the first half and immediately down voted it

[potent granite]

Bruv what that's stupid fr

Main sim is so fun

[magic pumice]

We j need something like cookie clicker's challenge mode

Where all upgrades are disabled (but it isn't a reset)

[potent granite]

No

[opaque drum]

help me i'm pinged

<@&535129309648781332> delete this scam thanks

[tough marsh]

!ban 1170314506036056065 scam

[balmy trout]

Banned nicole05887#0 (Case #2553) (user notified with a direct message)

[random solstice]

Sounds fun!

[magic pumice]

Y not? (I mean so the game is like when u first play it btw)

[potent granite]

Can i join you?

[opaque drum]

i would be interested however that would result in hate crimes so i am unfortunately not joining

[opaque drum]

wikipedians so nerdy, logic became a featured article 💀

[potent granite]

Stinky bad

[potent granite]

☠️

[pearl flame]

HJKLL

[opaque drum]

nah mit

[dusky meteor]

i finally have an android again so i have all my progress back

it's literally been a year

[opaque drum]

congrats

[little stump]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1083077787168018458/1170540997105688576/985198607818960896.gif?ex=65596a41&is=6546f541&hm=7283c3476bda6cc8349ec72c7e40b435ce32f0e12ce57872c5bc15c5e72a24ca&

[wooden spire]

The middle one looks weird so imma go with that

[little stump]

middle one is slightly brighter

[potent granite]

correct

[winged thunder]

Welp, only one dodo left in the main garden... And, i have looked into the guide i still dont find it.

[potent granite]

they're completing the philosophy event

[mossy hornet]

i still find it criminal that they did not include Logic into philosophy even as one of the main branches, instead they did put spirit and such

[robust lion]

Game has ended

[subtle mirage]

Why is it saying that

I'm 3 ranks more than 15

Does someone know why

@clear bane

Nvm I fixed it

I just needed to update stats

He's a happy boi

Lol

[little stump]

If everyone in UK goes to the shoreline with a paddle and start to sail at the beach, could we move the entire main british island?

like this

and then

[random solstice]

Yoooo, the philosophical branch logic!

[untold imp]

Meme this one, quick! Fill in the blanks!

[random solstice]

Smash it into Ireland

That or France, or both

[potent granite]

This is so fucking random lmao ☠️

[little stump]

think about it

theres always a reason why britain rules the ocean

[potent granite]

Spain and Portugal made colonies all around the planet and splitted almost the entire world w/ each other somewhere in 18-19 century. Does that mean they did the same thing and keep it as a top secret?(sorry for bad english)

https://tenor.com/view/henry-cavill-superman-the-witcher-sherlock-holmes-thinking-gif-21756719

[little stump]

yes

they made a big canal between their border

and sailed with paddles

colonizing africa and south america

[potent granite]

but wait...

if it was rly like this then... Portugal had to swim away first so that Spain can go swimming!

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-albert-einstein-madwolfofōkami-gif-13692030474614117380

[little stump]

yes

[random solstice]

Nah, Spain could manoeuvre around the north and get ahead

[little stump]

yes

thats the reason why portugal dont have the northern part of the iberia

[potent granite]

then it would take portugal too

[little stump]

spain took away with them

so they can swim away

[potent granite]

South america is detached from north america because of the panama canal so we should move all of south america away to the west

Oh man, i sure do wonder how did Germany and Belgium get their colonies while being almost in a center of europe

[little stump]

are u grapefruit they obviously sent out island of Rugen

[potent granite]

Da fack is dis island?

[little stump]

and belgiums secretly sailed with it too

[potent granite]

k

[earnest tendon]

Is fehrmann island

[rocky torrent]

Behold: the difference between me and my boyfriends coat, which is 5 sizes smaller than what I wear

[potent granite]

It's hard to tell because you are leaning over

It would prob be easier to see if you stand straight

[rocky torrent]

I had to that shit would rip of I stood up straight 😭

[potent granite]

☠️

[rocky torrent]

The wonders of female clothing

[rocky torrent]

I TRIED TO AND I CSNT TAKE THE THING OFD

ITS STUCK ON ME LIKE A SYMBIOTE

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-black-spiderman-ripped-scream-gif-17252342

[potent granite]

LMAO

☠️☠️☠️

[fallow perch]

/startboosterrewards

oops

why doesn't work?
😦

[opaque drum]

i don't think we have booster rewards here

at least a role

i guess

[subtle igloo]

..odd I remember it being a thing lol

[fallow perch]

actually they do

#booster-perks

it's there

[opaque drum]

oh

perhaps

#🎮-bot-room

[fallow perch]

hmm

nothing

[random solstice]

Probably #🎭-semblance

[tough marsh]

truly amazing outfit 💪

@fallow perch the command is meant to be used in #✨-booster-chat

[robust lion]

Rookie numbers

[random solstice]

Medium amounts, but not enough to be a meeting afaik

[ripe forge]

-2,147,483,648 fps????

2,147,483,647 fps????

[rotund ivy]

???????

[little stump]

If we throwed anti matter (with exact same mass with nuclear reactor (M = 1)) to Chernobyl Nuclear Reactor when meltdown was happening could we prevent the nuclear fallout from happening?

[visual shoal]

/startboosterrewards

[little stump]

thats only for boosters

[hybrid lodge]

/startnonboosterrewards

[little stump]

🔥

0 darwinium every month

[hybrid lodge]

i have 1400

[hybrid lodge]

what dose it do

?

gives darweniam codes

?

[little stump]

😭

[little stump]

it gives 120 darwinium every month if ur a server booster

[hybrid lodge]

wow

[hybrid lodge]

39 ppls

[little stump]

i want darwinium but im poor

[hybrid lodge]

☹️

i wish i could transfer some

[opaque drum]

okay fine fine i'll actually do it

[opaque drum]

nvm

[little stump]

Grrr

Do it now

[opaque drum]

fine

[potent granite]

My lord I need 80 to get the new node...

[trail whale]

Wut

Is this cell to singularity chat?

[little stump]

trolled

[serene dawn]

Yeah, but another calamity will happen...

ANTIMATTER ANNIHILATION

Basically the entire place is just a result of antimatter trying to interact with the cool kids (matter)

[potent granite]

Nice

[outer shuttle]

and then it goes kaboom

gl finding this quantity of antimatter

[robust lion]

No, this is general

[trail whale]

Hi

Just wanted to say

I reached number 2 on fungi event

Im so mad rn

[potent granite]

Hey guys, guess what?

[random solstice]

?

[abstract moat]

@tough marsh Mods rip his spine out

[tough marsh]

!ban 541232016012738570 nsfw

[balmy trout]

Banned iselxeaei#0 (Case #2556) (user notified with a direct message)

[potent granite]

ong 🗣️

[rocky torrent]

Mods, find his address and tickle his feet 🗣️

[opaque drum]

i swear to finclegun is that among us

[opaque drum]

that's a quirky name

[opaque drum]

new node?

[random solstice]

And 80 what

[surreal leaf]

Wait a minute u that guy?

I am the number 1 on the event

Lol

[trail whale]

Nah

BRO YOU

[surreal leaf]

Lmao

[trail whale]

I tried so hard to reach number 1

[surreal leaf]

Lol

I just waited until i was getting like

A few sextillions after a small afk period

Or a near sextillion amount

[trail whale]

I thought u were using time flux

Lol

[surreal leaf]

When i got there i just waited and i got number 1

[surreal leaf]

I aint that rich

[trail whale]

Same

[surreal leaf]

I would have used if you got near me tho

[trail whale]

Wanna be friends?

[surreal leaf]

Sure

[opaque drum]

rare wholesome moment in the server

[trail whale]

Lol

[surreal leaf]

Lmao

[trail whale]

Where were u

[surreal leaf]

What

[trail whale]

Friend me

Cuz im doing something and i gtg lol

[surreal leaf]

I did

[trail whale]

not to bed

Im gonna beat u on the next even tho

[surreal leaf]

Well gl

Imma try hard my way into number 1

[opaque drum]

he is officially human

[robust lion]

Why are you mad? #2 is good, right?

[surreal leaf]

Maybe he wanted the logbits

[opaque drum]

he was so close to 1

perhaps

[surreal leaf]

He was like

1 hour away i think

[opaque drum]

damn

[surreal leaf]

Or 50 ish minutes

I pulled a fast one

And somehow i got it

[trail whale]

Im back

Yall online?

@surreal leaf

@opaque drum

[surreal leaf]

Sup

[random solstice]

This is incredible, first time I've seen this happen

The probability is so low

And then instantly deciding to be friends lol

[trail whale]

Why didnt yall message me

Wsg robust

What yalls levels in beyond?

[surreal leaf]

Lol

[random solstice]

Max

[surreal leaf]

20

[random solstice]

More importantly, levels in meso

[surreal leaf]

Uhhhhh

No clue

I think i am 35

Or 34

[random solstice]

prestige 0?

[untold blaze]

Ohh, i had a really good idea of a stage? Event?

Myths

[random solstice]

Yeah

Hmm

Actually that might get into some controversial territory

But if not, yeah

[surreal leaf]

Yea

[surreal leaf]

Which type of controversial territory?

Religious stuff?

[random solstice]

Yeah

[random solstice]

Oof

[surreal leaf]

I mean

They could just focus on stuff like folklore

Or mythologies

Like the greek and the nordic

Or some other lesser known mythologies

[untold blaze]

Focus on old myths and like creepypastas

How the myths have evolved over time

[random solstice]

Yeah

I like the idea

[surreal leaf]

Yeaaa

Nice stuff

[vapid dock]

Did they change the amount of time an event lasts to 3ish days or is my game glitched again?

[potent granite]

u not the only one dud, they made za event go only3 days

[potent granite]

guys

should i destroy gacha games

[abstract moat]

Wdym

[kindred bay]

So am the only one that is missing the meteor card from series 1?

[little stump]

If we blow up a volcano with a bomb (any kind of bomb like Thermonuclear Warheads or generic 500 lbs bomb) can we stop a volcano eruption and prevent the bad events from happening?

[outer shuttle]

I think it'll go Kaboom and then lava flooding

It will do the contrary

[little stump]

oh wait its same image

meant this

[opaque drum]

lava splat

[trail whale]

Anyone online?

[dull shore]

Me

@opaque drum this dude sweared in the #💬-cells-chat

[trail whale]

Lol

So uh

[dull shore]

Yes

[trail whale]

Did u participate in the fungi event

[dull shore]

You mean the

Umm

What are those called

Like I played it

[trail whale]

U dont play cell to singularity?

[dull shore]

But yes I did

[trail whale]

Whats ur ranking

[dull shore]

@trail whale yes I do

[trail whale]

I got number 2

Anyways ima go under deep sleep

See ya

[opaque drum]

that's fucking sad

[dull shore]

@opaque drum keep it halal

[opaque drum]

cool here's a fucking reminder

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/706852533393686581/1171765520052256799/level-card.png?ex=655ddeae&is=654b69ae&hm=b9a782e4c747c36509ce5d2f62b7f0a8dc79a83c836fe341613bbd8850780baf&

[dull shore]

@opaque drum no

Stop swearing

[opaque drum]

why don't you go and skibidi dop on the shit i didn't give

[little stump]

fish

[pearl flame]

toxic or?

[robust lion]

Yippee

Todays my old day

[little stump]

@little stump i hate u

[lyric drift]

Hi

[outer shuttle]

wtf '-'

dude

mate

[random solstice]

That wouldn't help

[random solstice]

Happy Birthday 🎂

[wet stag]

FORGOT TO SAVE GAME FUCK

AAAAAAAA

I CANT TAKE MORE IM GOING HACK MY DATE TO GET 2

fucking god

[random solstice]

Wait, hold up

[wet stag]

i going back to dodo ghost hunt and i missing one wow good start

nvm 3

ok i beat dodo event time to set my date back

i got back but my rank

is back old files jesus fuck

ok now i can buy no music know as jukebox i can buy moeny artifact

[wet stag]

rip jukebox lamo

[olive copper]

I really love the tech-tree format of showing the evolution of something; is there any free software where I can create that kind of "diagrams"?

[random solstice]

Coggle is close

[wet stag]

i lost 2 shark btw

[hearty tiger]

Hey, did somewhere here appeared spam of nsfw discord serwer invites from my account?

[deft spire]

If it was an invite, you were probably just muted

Automatically by bot

[hearty tiger]

Like one other servers... (ku%wa)

[tough marsh]

there are blocked messages by automod, have you reset your password to avoid that from continuing?

[cobalt heath]

wait,just imagine infinite

[potent granite]

💀☠️

[random solstice]

Why the emojis like that

Is that the iOS default or smth?

Also that's an easy block

[tough marsh]

@potent granite had to delete that cause a particular message in that screenshot

[potent granite]

Darn*

[tough marsh]

lol

[potent granite]

Cause I can't say anything now 😭😭😭

Dude is prob like 14 when my sister is 20

He had no business at all

[tough marsh]

I ain''t going after your throat for cussing lol (to an extent)

[potent granite]

Ik

[tough marsh]

I meant that specific phrase you said in the screenshot

[potent granite]

Also afterwards he sent me a certain video of some "☠️" things

Not very friendly and appropriate things

To say the least

[untold blaze]

I just got another idea for a event! Medicine over the years snd the effects in birthrates and dead.
Like, bloodletting for example

[potent granite]

Omg actually yes

This is such a good idea though

[random solstice]

Sounds good actually

[tough marsh]

simply report and block

[potent granite]

I did

[tough marsh]

that sounds cool

[potent granite]

He also told me to tell my sister that he had a "gyatt"

☠️☠️☠️☠️

I'm not proud to be in this generation

[opaque drum]

happy birthday colin!!1!2!3!1!3#67!92

[opaque drum]

nah that's disrespectful

you're the one with the gyatt

[potent granite]

This is why I'm embarrassed to be alive

I do not want to hear the word "gyatt" ever

it's cringe af

[opaque drum]

racism looks like you're just a basic beta male with L rizz bro got ratio'ed no cap sussy baka

[random solstice]

I want to modulus you

[robust lion]

H U H

[random solstice]

Well at least this is nice

[tough marsh]

I'm going to create a rule that will be exclusively to ban you

[random solstice]

Perfect

[dusky meteor]

y'all, as a black person that is not how you use gyat

it means god damn

it's not a noun

[tough marsh]

people intentionally misuse it just cause it sounds funny

[random solstice]

Oh good it's something normal

Now that I think about it, I think I've heard it said, but never correlated the correct pronunciation with the spelling

In other words, (un)intentionally mispronounce it as well, assuming I am correct in my assumption of the original (correct) pronunciation

[rotund ivy]

Thanks for clearing that up!

[sand isle]

Omg guys this is my first message on the server

So crazy

[pearl flame]

👍

[pearl flame]

Sup

[rotund ivy]

sup

[pearl flame]

Uh

"The kitten woman"?

[random solstice]

Hey, welcome to the server!

[random solstice]

…yeah? Have you never seen her before?

[serene dawn]

Yea just 1 gram is triple the US's GDP

[random solstice]

Only 231 messages ago!

230 to go, aka about 10 minutes iirc

[outer shuttle]

Yup

It's super expensive

[pearl flame]

No-

[potent granite]

https://tenor.com/view/struggle-sisyphus-gif-4952086791107433131

also @little stump y do u and some other ppl have "(Greg Gang)" in the back of ur names?

[little stump]

#🦖-paleontologist-chat message this will explain everything

[potent granite]

it says i cant use it

[little stump]

u need palentologist role

[potent granite]

No access

[potent granite]

explains a lot

i don't think i will ever get a role tbh

[deft spire]

Why though

You only need to get T-Rex

[opaque drum]

there's this thing called language evolution and it's very interesting

[opaque drum]

basically: we19wayto754 (we19 for short) took a photograph of tau ceti h (from cell to singulary) and named it (rather him) greg. he decided to add "(Greg Gang)" in his username, and i decided to follow.

[potent granite]

ok, ty for explaining

[potent granite]

this isn't thy reason. I can't cuz c2s is on my phone, while discord is on my pc

[potent granite]

also on which mezo lvl do u get Tiranosaurus(T-rex)?

[opaque drum]

huh

couldn't you just download discord in your phone

actually nvm i think i know why

[potent granite]

noe

[opaque drum]

lemme guess, constant phone surveillance by the higher ups

[potent granite]

wut?

[potent granite]

reason's simple: Parental controls

[opaque drum]

are you kidding me

you didn't even churn the meaning out

[deft spire]

28 I believe

[outer shuttle]

also le'me be part of the greg gang :)

because why not

[opaque drum]

sure

now go put the thing in your nickname

[barren ore]

[opaque drum]

hi

skib

[little stump]

bosnia

[heady elbow]

bosnia simulator (release!)

[opaque drum]

alright sure sure fine

but first!

i have to connect back to wbc entertainment

[Insert sign-on sequence]

On one side we have the crooked collum canine, the bent back bone 🅱️ossessor, the one and only goofy ahh silly goober dawg, the brocken neck wolf!

(Fine, this will be the last time I would edit that message)

On the other side we have, standing at 270 centimetres, one of the most strong and feared carnivorous mammals, The Smiling Bear? What type of name is tha-

Begin!

[opaque drum]

Wait a minute, I'm opening the coin flipper.

[little stump]

Wait wdym by coin flipper-

[opaque drum]

to determine who starts first, duh

[little stump]

Oh

[opaque drum]

wait hold up i gotta broadcast this goofy stupidity

[little stump]

I thought thr game was rigged to make the guy who won on coin flipper

[opaque drum]

We19wayto754 was confused what the coin flipper did! Hahaha!

[little stump]

.njlfvszlkhuzdfbhlouategoluhebtwhuohoup3gwht1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!

[opaque drum]

(laugh track)

Anyways,

The Smiling Bear goes first!

The Smiling Bear uses Russian Roar! He's russian? It attacks 10% of brocken neck wolf's health, and reduces his defence from 0% to- Oh... there was no defence to start with."

[little stump]

smiling bear will win all he needs to do is snap the wolf's necc

which is already damaged meaning its easier

[topaz matrix]

Salamander

[opaque drum]

brocken neck wolf uses horrendous high-hurting howl! It attacks 100% of The Smiling Bear's ears (Ha, you thought it was health) and 40% of The Smiling Bear's health! With his big 50% defence, the damage is reduced to 20%. It was moderately effective, until we talk about the ears, that's significantly effective!

[opaque drum]

Hold up, Barry you hold this microphone for a while I need to do something- yo that salamander lookin so goofy blud thinks he boomerang 💀

blud thinks he yoda with anxiety 💀

[topaz matrix]

I killef it

[opaque drum]

Barry: Uhh... what am I supposed to do

[opaque drum]

blud- wait wtf

Barry: Where the heck did Whillit go?

ok nah you should be joking right?

or maybe the salamander was for food?

unless the kill was in vain...

it shouldn't be just for fun right?

Barry: Okay... so uhh... viewers? That's what they call you guys right?

[topaz matrix]

Its spawning around my pond

[opaque drum]

Barry: Alright, so I'm gonna like, commentate this... swoe... swotto- swotos? swohtock?

[opaque drum]

multiple salamanders around your pond... gotta get that checked

Barry: S- Swohtoce, my bad.

Barry: Alright, I'm gonna drop this odd name indicator thing...

[little stump]

boo u suck barry-

[opaque drum]

The Smiling Bear does a weird creepy smile... yo what? This is so unsettling, what is he doing? He's staring at the wolf yo is this like innapropriate? yo what is thi- he's staring at me what the hell no aelomais ang skoria! ok i need to run- oh dear the bear guy thing animatronic IT'S F##CKING BITING OFF THE- THE WOLF THE- WH-

Is this what Whillit goes through every day?! Does he enjoy gore?! The hell is wrong with him, sickening!

[little stump]

🍿

[opaque drum]

I'm calling- Yeah I'm calling the police live on broadcast rig-
Worker: (whispering) Whillit's back

Barry: oh cra-

Whillit Darwal Whail: What- what are you doing? You're ruining my-

[Technical Issues]

[little stump]

is it just me or i feel like hes gonna cancel the show-

SHIT ITS CANCELED

[opaque drum]

This is WBC Entertainment, signing-off

WE19

I TELL YOU

[little stump]

wha

[opaque drum]

THE SECURITY TACKLED ME

[little stump]

uh

[opaque drum]

I'M RUMINNING AWAY

I HAVE NOT M7CH TIME

[little stump]

uh

u want me to help u or nah

g

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1083077787168018458/1170540997105688576/985198607818960896.gif?ex=65596a41&is=6546f541&hm=7283c3476bda6cc8349ec72c7e40b435ce32f0e12ce57872c5bc15c5e72a24ca&

[potent granite]

He

[wooden spire]

Helger do you need help

[little stump]

hes on the run

chased by the guards or somethin

[wooden spire]

Damn does he need a flamethrower

[little stump]

he already ran away

[little stump]

almost there

[potent granite]

Blud, it's Diplocaulus🤓 It's an extinct amphibia🤓

[topaz matrix]

Ok

Havent people studied that at 4th grade

[potent granite]

Don't remember so

[potent granite]

but i'm not sure

[potent granite]

Umm, actually people didn't study that in the 4th grade, as you dont learn anything about paleontology in school🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[topaz matrix]

I do

My school and other school in here does

[potent granite]

R u in USA? If yes then i'm missing some knowledge abt America

[topaz matrix]

We have a paleontology book and study abt evolution and fossils

[topaz matrix]

No

[potent granite]

Do you guys rlly study Paleontology in school, or it's just a book in the school library?

[potent granite]

k

[topaz matrix]

Study in school

Diplocerapsis me love

[potent granite]

Nah bro, we simply don't have Paleontology in schools in our country

[potent granite]

who's fossil is dat?

[topaz matrix]

Not mine

[potent granite]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-1282061386049592041

[topaz matrix]

Lol

[topaz matrix]

Its a fake one

And terrible one at that

[potent granite]

what's fake? The fossil?

[topaz matrix]

Yes

[potent granite]

ok

but looks like reaal ngl

[topaz matrix]

I ask u question ok

[potent granite]

If u talkin' abt the boomerang amphibia(salamander), then u got thy name wrong🤓

[potent granite]

ok

[topaz matrix]

Real or fake

[potent granite]

Hmmm

[topaz matrix]

No i love diplocerapsis because its cooler than caulus

[potent granite]

looks kinda fake to me'

[potent granite]

one sec

[topaz matrix]

Well its real

[potent granite]

damn, just googled diplocerapsis, and it rllly looks kinda better than caulus

[topaz matrix]

Longer. Horn

[potent granite]

well, paleontology is basically my hobby in thy past

[topaz matrix]

Noice

[potent granite]

it's a lil bit longer, and more looks like a boomerang

[topaz matrix]

From ur pfp i can tell you play tds

[potent granite]

yea, u guessed

[potent granite]

is that a spinosaurus on ur pfp btw? or another spinosauridae?

[potent granite]

pls don't blame me for bad english

[topaz matrix]

Spinosaurus

Im having one of the juvenile spino tooth delivered to my house but custom clearance holding it

[potent granite]

zamn

[topaz matrix]

Whats with this people making extra extra realistic boomerang head amphibians

[potent granite]

Idk

[potent granite]

Also it's a diplocerapsis

[outer shuttle]

let's goo

but

i dont wanna change my nickname :c

[vocal shore]

boomerang monkey paragon

[potent granite]

wdym

[vocal shore]

boomerang head

[vocal shore]

=

boomerang monkey

[potent granite]

blud that's diplocerapsis🤓 also dat is an amphibia

[vocal shore]

https://tenor.com/view/pon-gif-15097379091171620462

[potent granite]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[outer shuttle]

what?

https://tenor.com/view/photo-of-nerd-emoji-emote-gif-26220991

🤓

[potent granite]

dinosaurs came back to life

[outer shuttle]

is it like a dodo?

[potent granite]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-pepe-the-frog-you-got-no-phones-meme-says-the-nerd-gif-26048235

[little stump]

yall all are wrong'

its fish

obviously

thats obviously a fishe

[vocal shore]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-spin-sha-gif-26863370

[potent granite]

dude💀

[topaz matrix]

Fun fact youve eaten one in your life

Like more than 10 times

[little stump]

yes.

[topaz matrix]

I think

[potent granite]

yep

[little stump]

fishe.

[potent granite]

that is an amphibia

[outer shuttle]

what tf are you saying? That's a fckng cat

[vocal shore]

fishe.

[outer shuttle]

💀

[vocal shore]

ummm actually its a leafe

[little stump]

no thats a foshe not a car

[outer shuttle]

cate

[vocal shore]

how dare you

[potent granite]

rap-

[outer shuttle]

kat

[outer shuttle]

dude?

boomerang

[vocal shore]

boomerang monke

[potent granite]

are you guys serious or goofing around?

[outer shuttle]

yup

definitively

i'm in french class btw

[vocal shore]

im goofing around

[outer shuttle]

gg

[potent granite]

gud lack

[outer shuttle]

i'm french so it's kind of easy

i prefer english class

it's

better

[vocal shore]

my name is tyler

[outer shuttle]

(As a french dude)

[vocal shore]

tyler wha-

BUNGARD

[potent granite]

English class is pretty ez for me

[outer shuttle]

you english?

[potent granite]

nah

[outer shuttle]

Victor, nice to meet u

[potent granite]

is that a french name?

[vocal shore]

(my names not actually tyler)

[potent granite]

Name's Xiao. Xiao Ling

[outer shuttle]

yup exactly

[outer shuttle]

(my name isn't Tyler too)

[potent granite]

cuz in my country we have LITTERALY THE SAME NAME

[outer shuttle]

wh-

how?

[vocal shore]

my real name means gift from god

[outer shuttle]

Human?

Gold?

uuuh

idk

[potent granite]

And my name is Jewish(it's a jewish name)

https://tenor.com/view/trollge-troll-the-day-of-reckoning-gif-19655212

[potent granite]

as i know

[outer shuttle]

mine's...

French?

i guess

[potent granite]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocker-shocked-black-guy-gif-27526370

[outer shuttle]

LOOOL

you're surprised?

[potent granite]

noe, im jk

[outer shuttle]

okay okay

[little stump]

I IDENTIFY AS A NORTHRUP-GRUMMAN F-15S/MTD EXPERIMENTAL THRUST VECTORING ENGINE FIGHTER JET

[outer shuttle]

alright i'll come back soon

[vocal shore]

i love moab bloons

[outer shuttle]

10 minutes

[vocal shore]

bye sung

[outer shuttle]

bye all

[potent granite]

Cya

[little stump]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1099390090100351060/1132658312446480414/KbKwGzCm.gif

[potent granite]

Why was my first thought abt this about Normandy💀

sorry for bad english

[outer shuttle]

Alright i'm back

Kind of

[potent granite]

So fast? Dawg

[outer shuttle]

Dis I miss you?

[vocal shore]

im gonna get a secret achievement in btd6

[potent granite]

wut?

[outer shuttle]

Exiting class and... That's it

20 steps

And there we go

[potent granite]

gl

[vocal shore]

thx

[potent granite]

i'll make a look like i understood

[outer shuttle]

Didn't you understand?

[potent granite]

yeah, kind of

[outer shuttle]

Wait

[potent granite]

?

[outer shuttle]

Is my sentence correct?

English isn't a language I perfectly master

Kind of

But I still make mistakes

[potent granite]

yes it is, but didn't understood the context of 2 and 3 message

[outer shuttle]

Aw

[potent granite]

but i'm unsure dat this one is correct

[outer shuttle]

This one is

I'm sure about it

[potent granite]

idk

[outer shuttle]

I missed you ?

[potent granite]

why is it a question

[outer shuttle]

It's better

[potent granite]

thing that confuses the most

is the "?"

in thy end

[outer shuttle]

"I missed you?" Is like... Were you sad cauz of my absence

It's a question

A joke

But a question

[potent granite]

Oooohhhh, then i understood. But it's kinda incorrect. The correct one is "Did you miss me"?

[outer shuttle]

OH F-

I was so sure I was correct

My bad

"miss" is a verry complicate verb for us, french

Wait no actually

No i was right

[potent granite]

Yeah, english sometimes is kinda confusing

[potent granite]

?

[outer shuttle]

Wait

Uh

Kinda confused rn

I think...

I think i'm confused

💀

[potent granite]

can you send me how it's supposed to sound and look in french?

[outer shuttle]

Yup

I missed you?

[potent granite]

no

i meant send me this phrase in french

[outer shuttle]

Je vous ai manqué ?

This is the french

And I thought

[potent granite]

blud

[outer shuttle]

Hum

[potent granite]

NOW I'M CONFUSED

[outer shuttle]

I AM TOO

"tu m'as manqué" is "I miss you"

[potent granite]

so uhhhh

[outer shuttle]

"Je te manque" is "you miss me"

[vocal shore]

yo

[outer shuttle]

Wait i'll Ask to my english teacher whithin an hour

[potent granite]

there is no phrase like "I missed you?". There is only phrase like I miss you

[potent granite]

okey

[vocal shore]

i got small monkey towers in btd6

[potent granite]

he'll tell us. He knws more

[potent granite]

Congrats

[outer shuttle]

Yup I miss you in french is "tu me manques"

[outer shuttle]

Obviously

And it's a women btw

"miss english"

💀

[potent granite]

As I know english, i miss you means Tu me manques in french

[outer shuttle]

yes

exactly

[potent granite]

Meaning of "I miss you" Phrase

translate it if ya want to

[outer shuttle]

nah i understand

[potent granite]

ok

[outer shuttle]

so basically... "YOU miss ME" is the contrary

soo

"je te manque"

[potent granite]

sigh

[outer shuttle]

like you're suffering cauz of my absence 💀

nah i'm confused

i am

[potent granite]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wanna-play-a-little-game-billy-doll-gif-25887421

[outer shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/backrooms-dancing-music-entity-entities-gif-25392627

my sincerest reaction:

alright i'll take more english class

seems like I need them

[potent granite]

https://tenor.com/view/trapped-samuel-l-jackson-marcus-spiral-attached-gif-21053779

[potent granite]

ok

[outer shuttle]

am I at least understandable?

[potent granite]

yup

[outer shuttle]

alright good point

[potent granite]

more, than that, ur speaking it very good

imo

[outer shuttle]

sometimes I just translate French expressions in english, word by word

and it means nothing

[potent granite]

it's ok

[outer shuttle]

ooh thanks! 😊

videogames and talking to native English peoples helps a lot

[little stump]

FREE WILL IS A MYTH!

RELIGION IS A JOKE!

[outer shuttle]

WTH DUDE